1 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:03,561 Next time you miss Shameless, 2 00:00:03,720 --> 00:00:06,087 I cut off your testicles and feed it to homeless dog 3 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:07,844 who lives behind Alibi. 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:11,083 But today, you get free pass. I tell you. 5 00:00:12,120 --> 00:00:14,282 - Phillip. Tito. Senior intern. - Nice to meet you. 6 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:16,010 All right, follow me. I'll show you around. 7 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:20,684 Filling out the paperwork to disinherit you abortion-should-have-beens. 8 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:23,963 We are gonna start a maid service that is not only topless, 9 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:26,288 but also cleans. We'll corner the market. 10 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:28,124 Your thing is kinda weird. 11 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:30,205 It has all this extra skin. 12 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:33,644 Confronted Caleb about that chick. He's screwin' her. 13 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:35,490 LIP: That's a nice stroller. Where'd you get it? 14 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:37,444 I found it in the park. I'm gonna sell it. 15 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:39,006 - FRANK: Hello. - Hello. 16 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:41,123 - Care to join us, doll face? - Sure. 17 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:44,291 Sorry to bother you. I work at Patsy's. I'd like to quit. 18 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:45,681 We should just shut it down. 19 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:48,684 If I stayed on as manager, would you keep it open? 20 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:49,961 Just keep it afloat. 21 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:53,728 (THEME SONG PLAYING) 22 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:03,769 (PANTING) 23 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:06,242 (MOANING) 24 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:22,481 - Shit! Shit! Sorry. - Oh! 25 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:29,447 You okay, babe? You have a bad dream? Oh, my God! 26 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:34,282 Hey, we were just working out. You know, just breaking a sweat. 27 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,923 - Sorry. Got to get that lock fixed. - Yeah. 28 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:38,446 Might take a while to get him back to sleep. 29 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:40,887 You good to hang? And we can finish our workout? 30 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:42,645 -(CHUCKLES) -(SIGHS) 31 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:44,873 No, you know what, actually, I should go. 32 00:02:44,885 --> 00:02:46,323 I gotta be at my internship early. 33 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:47,601 What do you do there? 34 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:49,285 Uh, I work for free for a bunch of douche bags 35 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:51,528 whose asses I would've kicked in high school. 36 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:53,170 -(CHUCKLING) Sounds fun. - Yeah. 37 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:54,486 You know your way out? 38 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:56,570 Yeah, yeah, I'll figure it out. 39 00:02:57,440 --> 00:03:00,330 Okay, come on, babe, let's go. Lights out. Come on. 40 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:04,401 -(PEOPLE COUGHING) - FRANK: No, no, no, no. 41 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:08,604 No, no! You have to love me. That's your job! 42 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:10,769 - Shut up, man! - No,no! 43 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:13,401 MAN: Shut the fuck up! WOMAN: We're trying to sleep in here! 44 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:15,890 You're dreaming. 45 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:19,204 -(COUGHING) - You're crying in your sleep. 46 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:21,410 What you dream about? 47 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:24,490 Pain. Betrayal. 48 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:26,250 (PANTING) 49 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:30,291 Fiona and Debbie ripped my skeleton from my flesh. 50 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:31,806 Jesus. 51 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:34,289 Monica was there, too. 52 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:37,806 Sucking my blood through a straw. 53 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:40,961 And you were there. 54 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:43,691 And your kids. 55 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:49,527 And you put whiskey-drenched cotton candy back where my bones had been. 56 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:53,925 Who's Monica? 57 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:57,764 Love of my life. 58 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:01,767 Bane of my existence. 59 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,608 When you're all strung out, 60 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:12,288 -you do look a bit like her. -(SOFT CHUCKLE) 61 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:24,408 You taste like her, too. 62 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:28,003 Probably the tooth rot. 63 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:41,121 Slut. 64 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:42,966 I know you are, but what am I? 65 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:49,921 - There you go. -(CELLPHONE CHIMES) 66 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:57,567 Come on, Harriet, sleeping time. 67 00:04:58,040 --> 00:05:00,611 (BLOWS RASPBERRY) Is she still scared of me? 68 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:03,286 Well, she did watch you bounce Frank's head down a flight of stairs. 69 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:05,727 How do you say, "He had it coming" in Nigerian? 70 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:07,041 What are you doing up? 71 00:05:07,280 --> 00:05:09,601 - Caleb won't stop drunk-texting me. - Begging forgiveness? 72 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:12,446 Begging, then name-calling, then begging some more. 73 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:14,090 - Nice sex hair. -(SIGHS) 74 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:18,040 Tinder rocks. Free sex, any time I want it, no strings attached. 75 00:05:18,280 --> 00:05:20,408 Yeah, but you're female. Wasn't that always available to you? 76 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:22,449 Maybe, but Tinder makes it simple. 77 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:24,841 No confusion. No misguided weddings. 78 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:27,961 Now I just bone and go, 79 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:30,407 so I can save my energy for more important things. 80 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:32,768 - Like what? - Like my job. 81 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:34,922 Patsy's Pies? Sure you want to be 82 00:05:34,934 --> 00:05:36,927 directing all your freed-up energy there? 83 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:39,242 You're one to talk. You spend all day working for free. 84 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:40,527 - Has a point. - Huh. 85 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:44,002 But my bullshit internship is gonna turn into a non-bullshit career. 86 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:48,326 What? 87 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:51,324 There's no offense! 88 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:53,361 Wow. 89 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:55,041 Some taken. 90 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:57,405 All right. 91 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:00,250 Kind of harsh. 92 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:03,568 - Only 'cause it's true! - You sure about that? 93 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:07,611 Working for free is called "slave labor," last time I checked. 94 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:21,881 Good morning. As a reminder, 95 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:24,441 this shelter is closing at the end of the week. 96 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:27,331 -(ALL GRUMBLING) - The Container Store franchise 97 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:29,050 has taken over our lease. 98 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:31,083 "The Container Store"? That's a thing? 99 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:36,047 Volunteers are passing out the addresses of other local shelters. 100 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:38,487 This says the nearest one is 60 blocks away. 101 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:40,369 Are we supposed to just walk? 102 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:41,760 Where are we gonna go to? 103 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:43,610 Back to Tent City, baby. 104 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:45,250 I hate Tent City. 105 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:49,007 That Santa-Claus-looking dude is always trying to make me sit on his lap. 106 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:53,245 No, we are not going to sleep in tents like Indians and hikers. 107 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:56,643 I'll find a place for us to squat. Some place clean and dry. 108 00:06:56,800 --> 00:07:00,850 Or at least indoors. I'm the patriarch of this family, and I will provide. 109 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:02,521 Patriarch? 110 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:07,604 My dream last night wasn't just a dream. 111 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:11,004 Was it a hallucination from all the drugs? 112 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:16,007 A message from my highest self. I was awake all night thinking about this. 113 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:20,646 My kids ripped my bones out. 114 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:23,087 They betrayed me, they gutted me. 115 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:26,403 But you were there, you and your kids, 116 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:29,803 rebuilding me into the man I was meant to be. 117 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:32,129 Are you sure you're not still high? 118 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:34,766 Monica, I need this. 119 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:38,205 I need a new family of Gallaghers. 120 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:41,204 And you need a man to take charge. 121 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:45,042 - My name ain't Monica. - Did I call you Monica? 122 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:47,641 - Yeah. - It's another sign. 123 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:49,165 Can we come with you? 124 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:50,561 Where are your parents? 125 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:55,442 Mom's dead, Dad went out to score last week and never came back. 126 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:59,161 Jesus. Sign number three! 127 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:02,691 God is handing me a do-over! 128 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:06,164 Uh... Uh... New Carl, New Debbie. 129 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:08,124 - I'm a boy. - Really? 130 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:09,566 You need a haircut, Debs. 131 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:11,850 Uh, new Ian, New Lip... 132 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:17,043 You. Yeah. You alone? 133 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:18,647 Yeah. 134 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:22,921 - New Fiona! - Oh, no, I don't do three-ways. 135 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:27,085 Jesus, New Monica! She's my new daughter, not a three-way. 136 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:31,690 Although we should discuss the three-way thing, 'cause you're really missing out. 137 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:33,689 But no, that's not what this is about. 138 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:35,046 What is it? 139 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:37,931 You need new parents, I need new kids. 140 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:42,170 Grateful kids. Loving kids. Whiskey-drenched cotton candy kids! 141 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:45,290 Not the fucking ingrates that I've raised. 142 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:48,004 Welcome, New Gallaghers. 143 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:52,125 Come on, give Daddy Frank a hug! Come on. 144 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:55,964 Come on. Come on! Will you? 145 00:08:56,680 --> 00:09:00,241 Yeah! There you go! Yeah! 146 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:04,282 Okay. Come on, buddy, can't be late. 147 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:06,244 Daycare's for losers. 148 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:09,529 Thank you, Frank. Oh, here. 149 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:13,850 I'm not violent, Joyalisi, just in a hurry. 150 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,606 Her name is Jo-la-yemi. 151 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:19,923 She can call me what she wants. 152 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:21,167 You owe me for the week. 153 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:24,640 Right. I'm sorry, I'm a little short. 154 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:27,963 My Internet business had a slowdown due to a lack of inventory, 155 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:29,326 but I'll have it for you tonight. 156 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:34,126 (SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE) 157 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:36,402 Okay, thanks! Have a great day! 158 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:38,684 (BABY CRYING) 159 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:41,169 - Luther? What's up? - What's up? 160 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:43,444 What's up is you gave my daughter gonorrhea, 161 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:45,330 you little shit stain. That's what's up! 162 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:47,841 - I did? - Run, Carl! 163 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:54,725 What the hell? 164 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:04,528 You better run, Gallagher! 165 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:38,405 (MUSIC PLAYING) 166 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:41,528 - What? - I'm worried about Fiona. 167 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:44,081 I don't know what to say, I keep texting and deleting. 168 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:45,844 - Why worried? - Haven't heard from her. 169 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:47,326 I haven't had time to stop by. It's weird. 170 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,369 I have no idea what's going on in her life. 171 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:51,409 She's busy fucking strangers. It's new hobby. 172 00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:53,608 - Very time-consuming. -(CELL PHONE CHIMES) 173 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:55,731 Kev is on his way with the ice cream truck. 174 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:57,291 "Tittie van," you mean? 175 00:10:57,760 --> 00:10:59,091 He already has seven bookings. 176 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:01,766 So what? I watch bar, you strip, Kev watches babies? 177 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:03,769 It would be more fun to strip together. 178 00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:05,644 So, Kev watches babies behind bar? 179 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:08,406 No, 'cause he wants to drive us around, act as a bouncer, just in case. 180 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:09,931 A Pimp, you mean. 181 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:11,730 - So, who's gonna watch bar? -(HORN HONKING) 182 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:14,965 That's Kev. 183 00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:22,764 Check it out, sister-wives! 184 00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:24,720 We're gonna ride around in that? 185 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:26,286 Right? 186 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:28,366 (CHUCKUNG) 187 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:30,281 Whoo! 188 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:32,085 You know, my tits are smaller than this. 189 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:34,163 Our customers won't mind. Hey, pal. 190 00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:39,287 Uh, topless maids that actually clean. Pass it along. 191 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:40,646 Where are the kids? 192 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:44,362 Check it out! Custom-built. Are you ready for this? 193 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:49,602 What do you think? Is that genius, or what? They love it. 194 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:51,290 They... Look at "em. Look at 'em, they love it! 195 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:52,481 Hi. 196 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:54,245 What's that smell? 197 00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:56,801 That's not coming from the van. Excuse me, sir, 198 00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:59,088 this is a legitimate business here. Would you-- 199 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:01,601 (BOTH YELLING IN RUSSIAN) 200 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:06,041 - Whoa! - What the fuck? 201 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:07,241 (GRUNTS) 202 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:10,211 (BOTH GRUNTING) 203 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:12,881 Oh! 204 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:14,926 Shit! 205 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:16,730 (BOTH CONTINUE YELLING IN RUSSIAN) 206 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:24,001 What the fuck is going on here? 207 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:25,804 (SVETLANA PANTING) 208 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:30,164 This is my father. 209 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,166 He's staying with us for a while. 210 00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:40,811 Guy at table eight sent back his burger and left without paying. 211 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:43,361 Said it tastes like ketchup-flavored cardboard. 212 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,009 Johnny, come on! 213 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:53,488 You burn any more of these burgers, I'm gonna deep-fry you. 214 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,768 You get me better meat, and I wouldn't have to char it. 215 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:57,325 That shit you bought tastes like freezer burn. 216 00:12:57,480 --> 00:12:59,448 Well, I had to cut costs, otherwise, we all lose our jobs. 217 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:00,681 You get what you pay for. 218 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:03,565 Yeah, well, can't you get creative? Some new spices or something? 219 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:06,206 You think you can do my job better than me? You're welcome to it. 220 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:09,125 -(CELLPHONE RINGING) - You pick up that attitude in prison? 221 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:10,327 Hello? 222 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:14,643 Liam punched him where? 223 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:17,848 Okay, did he say that he was sorry? 224 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:20,645 No, I'll come pick him up. 225 00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:23,130 I gotta go pick up my kid brother at daycare. 226 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:26,449 Try not to poison anyone while I'm gone. 227 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:38,923 What, are you gonna eat breakfast off of that floor? 228 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,761 - How long have you been here? - Came in early. 229 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:44,486 Caleb and I broke up. Needed something to fill my time. 230 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,402 Well, the shine's hurting my eyes. 231 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,130 MAN ON RADIO: Medic 12. First and Indian Heights. 232 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:52,170 Agitated female, tried to run into traffic. 233 00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:54,163 Police have her subdued and cuffed. 234 00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:56,843 - That's us. Let's hit it. - I'm coming. 235 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:01,090 Come on, let's go! 236 00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:04,920 - Yes! -(CHEERING) 237 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:10,486 Yo! Smells like a brewery in here. 238 00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:13,331 Because that is the smell of victory. Yes! 239 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:15,604 - Yes! - Yeah! 240 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:20,083 - How long's he been playing for? - About 18 hours. 241 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:22,204 Jesus. You guys watch him all night? 242 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:23,646 L gotta piss! 243 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:25,808 - That's you, man. - Okay. 244 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:31,681 Hey, so, you want me to play for you while you go to the bathroom? 245 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:34,764 I'm not bad, but I can't make any promises. 246 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:35,921 (ALL LAUGHING) 247 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,211 What? 248 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:43,483 Listen. You're not playing for him, you're changing his piss bag. 249 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:45,468 His what? 250 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:47,161 Well, he's wearing an external catheter. 251 00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:50,966 What the fuck is that? 252 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:53,970 Well, it's a condom attached to his dick, attached to a tube, 253 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:55,844 and it fills up that bag. 254 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,571 - Why? -'Cause that's what champions do! 255 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:01,041 -(CHEERING) - Nice! 256 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:05,369 Just change it before it overflows. 257 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:09,400 Are you fucking with me? 258 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:13,049 Well, it's either that or you can pull the catheter off his dick 259 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,009 and hold the bottle and he can piss in it. 260 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:19,881 You're an intern. Grunt work is the job. And I've changed it twice already, so... 261 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:23,328 I have got to piss! 262 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:30,525 All right. (CLEARS THROAT) 263 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:44,045 God. 264 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:54,687 VERONICA: Why is he covered in shit, Lana? 265 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:57,923 He rode into country hiding on cow freighter. 266 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:01,248 - He can't stay with us. - He's covered in tattoos. 267 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:03,608 Is that a penis fucking a skull? 268 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,723 Kev, he sold her into sex slavery! 269 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:10,410 - Yeah. He can't stay with us. - Tell her! 270 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:12,409 - Hey, Svet? - Yo. 271 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:14,449 Uh, he can't stay with us. 272 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:18,560 Yeah. Sorry. We discussed it. And we just don't think it's a good idea. 273 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:25,647 So, we live together, we love together, we even raise babies together. 274 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:28,690 But this decision, we do not make together? 275 00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:31,360 She's right. 276 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:34,364 We're just worried about him being in the house with the babies. 277 00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:36,648 He's good for babies. He's sweet. 278 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:38,325 He's also good behind bar. 279 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:41,370 He solves bartender problem while we go out and do tittie van business 280 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:43,403 so we can save money for college for babies. 281 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,921 You want us to leave our bar with him? Does he even speak English? 282 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:47,764 English does not matter. 283 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:51,402 Make drink. Take money. Hurt people who do not pay money. 284 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:52,925 I grew up in his bar. 285 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,560 Everything I know, I learn from this man. 286 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:56,881 (SPEAKS RUSSIAN) 287 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:06,691 - I'll go get him some clothes. - Don't you dare leave. 288 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,810 -(SIREN WAILING) - Dude, can you just slow down? 289 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:13,850 Paul said "agitated woman." "Agitated" is code for "mentally ill." 290 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,480 The cops already have her cuffed. She can't do any more damage. 291 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:17,841 She's suffering. 292 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,480 Well, Jesus, we're not gonna be able to help her if you kill us first. 293 00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:21,681 Almost there. 294 00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:30,166 - Burst your stitches again? - What the hell did you do to me? 295 00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:31,964 Excuse me, but he has his finger up my ass. 296 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:34,407 Take a seat in the waiting room. I'll be with you in a minute. 297 00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:36,130 - The gonorrhea? - What? 298 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:37,606 You gave me gonorrhea! 299 00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:39,441 Jesus. 300 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:42,803 I didn't give him gonorrhea. I gave him a circumcision. 301 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:45,608 - He's a little old for that, isn't he? - That's what I said. 302 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,969 All right, I've seen TV, I know how you can get infections from these surgeries. 303 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:53,808 Why do you think you have gonorrhea? You have swollen glands? Discharge? 304 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:55,755 No, but my girlfriend has it, and her dad 305 00:17:55,767 --> 00:17:57,487 wants to kill me, and the dude's a cop! 306 00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:02,447 Okay. First things first. Let's run a test. Hop up on the table. 307 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:09,641 (SIGHS) 308 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:12,167 That's not the hole it goes in. 309 00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:18,126 Whenever you consider not using a condom, remember this pain. 310 00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:20,249 (SCREAMING) 311 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:23,573 Barkeep, six Bloody Marys, hold the Mary. 312 00:18:23,585 --> 00:18:24,526 Here we go. 313 00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:26,364 I hate Bloody Marys. 314 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:29,205 Tomato juice prevents scurvy, and beggars can't be choosers. 315 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:31,442 Put your stuff over there. 316 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:34,241 (CLEARS THROAT) 317 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:38,080 - Who's this? - Svetlana's father. 318 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:42,481 Welcome, comrade. I'm Frank Gallagher, me and my kids drink for free. 319 00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:45,729 Also, we're gonna be staying in the apartment upstairs for a while. 320 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:47,882 If Kevin were here, he'd sign off on that 321 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:52,682 because he once tried to kill me, and he would like to avoid prison. 322 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:53,966 (CHUCKUNG) 323 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,890 Also assuming you're a communist, 324 00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:01,203 you understand the rich helping out the poor. 325 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:09,362 So, I'll just need those drinks. 326 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:12,221 Not for the kids. No alcohol for the kids. 327 00:19:12,233 --> 00:19:13,764 They drink Virgin Marys. 328 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:20,927 And the key, which Kev keeps in the register right there. 329 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,251 (SPEAKING GERMAN) 330 00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:29,925 (FRANK GROANING) 331 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:33,405 Christ on a cracker, Russians are strong! 332 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:35,847 - Are you okay, Daddy Frank? -'Course I am. 333 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:39,846 My spirit is like a cockroach. It can't be crushed. 334 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,968 My back's a little weaker than my spirit. 335 00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:45,329 Come on, kids, let's go dumpster-diving behind the donut shop. 336 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:46,766 - No.No! - We're hungry. 337 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:50,208 I said I'll provide. (STAMMERING) I will provide. 338 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:53,250 Help me up. I know a joint. 339 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:57,410 Great pancakes, shitty service, cunty manager. 340 00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:58,800 We'll get food there. 341 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,011 (SIREN WAILING) 342 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:07,727 - Ma'am, I need you to calm down. - No! Why aren't you listening to me? 343 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:10,929 Let me go, let me go! He's coming for me, I have to go. I have to go! 344 00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:13,970 Kaylee Jones. She ran into traffic, says a demon was chasing her. 345 00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:16,122 History of schizophrenia, but no violent crimes, 346 00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:18,442 so I'd rather not book her if I can avoid it. 347 00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:22,170 - Please. Please. - All right, Kaylee. Kaylee. I'm Ian. 348 00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:24,283 - Where's the demon now? - He's coming! Please! 349 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:25,441 Then we better keep you safe. 350 00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:27,563 I can do that, but you have to trust me, Kaylee. 351 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,125 - Can you do that? - He's coming! 352 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:30,486 I know. 353 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:33,688 Demons have been after me before, too. 354 00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:35,320 (INDISTINCT POLICE RADIO CHATTER) 355 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:39,843 All right, we just have to get to the ambulance, 356 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,843 and then you're safe, all right, Kaylee? 357 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:43,491 - All right, you can do that, right? - Mmm-hmm. 358 00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:45,404 Good. Let's go. 359 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:48,166 It's okay. 360 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:51,682 It's all right, I'm here. 361 00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:00,688 OMG, your bag is to die. 362 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,561 Oh, thank you. It's a limited edition. 363 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:06,610 Oh, clearly. Is there anything I can help you with? 364 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:10,361 Um, well, Harry's only six months old, 365 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:13,046 but she's already wearing clothes for 18 months. 366 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:15,441 Do you have this cashmere sweater in a larger size? 367 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:19,002 I think I do in the back! Love her name, by the way. It's so retro. 368 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:20,366 Thank you! 369 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:41,404 VERONICA: I just want to know how long he's gonna stay. 370 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:43,801 He kept roof over my head and borscht in my bowl 371 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:46,122 until I was 10 years old, ready to work on corner. 372 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:47,731 For this, I owe him. 373 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:50,645 I also owe him the money he spent to smuggle me into country. 374 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:54,043 You owe him the money he paid smugglers so you could be a sex slave in America? 375 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:57,329 This is land of free, home of brave. 376 00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:59,881 And if he had not smuggled me, I would not have met you 377 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,407 and become happy wedded thrupple bliss. 378 00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:04,324 - She's got a point. - Shut up, Kev! 379 00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:06,562 I'm just saying, if I had a dad, I would forgive a lot, too. 380 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,842 - You know what- - Okay, enough. 381 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,446 We strip now. Pimp, watch babies. 382 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:20,201 (GRUNTS) 383 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:25,730 Hi, uh, sorry, but can you move your van? 384 00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:28,767 I live right over there, and I have some little kids 385 00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:30,843 who are about to come out and play in the yard. 386 00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:32,521 And? 387 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:35,924 And, uh, your van is very graphic. 388 00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:39,368 - It's pornographic, really. - Oh, thank you. Those are my wives. 389 00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:42,044 -(CHUCKLES) Well, lucky you. - Mmm-hmm. 390 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:45,962 Uh, my wife, I just have the one, highly-emotional woman. 391 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,284 And if my five and seven-year-old sons 392 00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:52,161 are exposed to pornography for the first time while playing in our yard, 393 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:54,163 she's just likely to cry until I agree 394 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:56,129 to move to an even more expensive neighborhood. 395 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,647 Look, man, tell your wife this is a legitimate business 396 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:00,325 and under the 14th Amendment 397 00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:04,002 we have every right to exercise our right to free speech and show boobs. 398 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,211 The 14th Amendment abolished slavery. 399 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:08,966 Goddamn right, it did. 400 00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:12,044 Good thing, too. Because one of my wives is black and the other one was a slave. 401 00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:13,446 Dude, what the hell are you talking about? 402 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,364 Oh, good. Thanks a lot! Now you woke up my kids. 403 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,204 Okay, look. Look. All right? 404 00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:18,361 (SHUSHING) 405 00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:21,122 Please. I'm begging you. 406 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:24,201 Father to father, husband to husband. 407 00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:27,641 Come on, man. 408 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,126 I'll pull the van around the block. 409 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:36,887 Hey, you want a business card? 410 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:40,522 Just in case your wife goes out of town or something? 411 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:51,091 (SIREN WAILING) 412 00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:54,010 Please. I can't breathe. 413 00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:56,851 I will not let the demon near you, Kaylee. I promise. 414 00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,409 I can't move. Please, undo them. 415 00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:00,846 I'm not supposed to do that. 416 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,562 Please. Please, they're hurting me. 417 00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:07,964 It's gonna be okay. All right? You're okay. 418 00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:10,885 It hurts. 419 00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:15,521 SUE: Ian! 420 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:19,848 - She's gonna be okay. - It's not protocol. 421 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,041 Please, help me. 422 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:24,567 Take a deep breath, Kaylee. All right? 423 00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:29,041 - I'm gonna open them. - God damn it, Gallagher! 424 00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:31,771 She's fine, Sue! Just watch the road, all right? 425 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:34,241 - She's fine! You're all right, right? - Oh, yes. Yes! 426 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,329 All right. Yeah, look at me, you're okay. 427 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:37,811 - Thank you. - Okay. 428 00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:40,361 - Ian! - See? She's fine! She's- 429 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:42,121 Kaylee! 430 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:43,281 (TIRES SCREECHING) 431 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:46,926 Oh, my God! 432 00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:50,571 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 433 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:54,891 When is the last time someone ordered liver and onions? 434 00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:57,691 Just that old dude who comes in Tuesdays for the early bird. 435 00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:59,410 Sorry, old dude. 436 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:01,927 So you can spend money on this camel-toe I'm forced to wear, 437 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:03,844 but the liver and onions is just too much? 438 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,889 Uniforms bring in business. Liver and onions don't. 439 00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:08,691 FRANK: (CHUCKLING) Hungry as a horse, too. Hey... 440 00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:11,441 - Table for seven, please. - No, I'm sorry, I don't-- 441 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:13,602 - Out! - There's a booth open. Come on, kids! 442 00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:14,761 - Out! - DOLORES: Come on, kids. 443 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:16,604 - I got it. I got it. - Dad! Mommy! 444 00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:18,285 Hey! 445 00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:19,601 She's not your mother, Liam. 446 00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:21,649 Water is thicker than blood these days. 447 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:23,928 Yeah! And thanks to your influence, Frank, 448 00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:25,690 Liam is no longer welcome at daycare. 449 00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:27,888 He punched a kid in the balls and called him a gringo. 450 00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:30,964 Okay, son! Glad to hear it. Give 'em hell. 451 00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:32,645 - What's your name? - It's-- 452 00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:34,330 Uh, this is New Carl, 453 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:36,687 and that's New Ian and New Lip, 454 00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:39,127 and this cute one right here is New Debbie. 455 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:41,802 - Can't I be New Dan? - There's no Dan. 456 00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:43,041 NEW CARL: I'm hungry. 457 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:46,568 I'm sorry, but you can't eat here unless somebody shows me some money. 458 00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:49,724 - How about this? - Oh. Perfect. 459 00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:54,324 Mrs. Wilson, let me just take care of that for you. 460 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,081 - Oh! - Come on! 461 00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:58,442 You're a heartless little twat, aren't you? 462 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:00,364 Almost positive I'm not. 463 00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:04,161 I've got money. Took it all from teacher's purse. 464 00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:05,401 You what? 465 00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:07,324 Just like I taught you! 466 00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:10,324 - Okay, can we get some food for my-- - No, Frank. 467 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:11,766 - Hungry, formally homeless-- - You all stink, 468 00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:13,564 and 6 bucks won't even cover coffee. 469 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:17,089 Okay, kids. As we discussed. One, two, three, go. 470 00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:19,004 -(WAILING AND CLAMORING) - No. You're gonna throw up? 471 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:20,525 She's gonna throw up. 472 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,326 Where's the bathroom? We've been doing drugs. 473 00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,323 She's sick. Don't throw up! 474 00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:29,684 Yeah, yeah. Okay. Fine. Fine. Just shut up! 475 00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:32,081 - There we go. - No, none for the adults! 476 00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:33,526 Bitch. 477 00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:34,806 You tell 'em, New Fiona. 478 00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:37,524 That's New Fiona? 479 00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:40,250 - If the bra fits. - Okay. 480 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,801 Out or, I swear to God, I'm gonna call the cops. 481 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:44,849 - You wouldn't. - Here I go. 482 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:47,646 Wait. You'd call the cops? 483 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:48,801 Uh-huh. 484 00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:51,045 What kind of a Gallagher are you? 485 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:54,364 I'm not a Gallagher. You disowned me, remember? 486 00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:57,728 You just keep ripping my bones out, don't you? 487 00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:58,961 Out. 488 00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:01,960 Come on, kids. Leave it. 489 00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:05,049 (CELLPHONE RINGING) 490 00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:07,326 Hello? 491 00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:11,842 Ian what? Where? 492 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:16,051 Oh, shit. 493 00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:20,731 Yeah. Yeah, I'll be there. 494 00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:25,965 Sierra, I got a situation. Can I borrow your car? 495 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,368 - Yeah, sure. - I'm leaving you in charge. 496 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:30,807 Text me if there's a problem and I'll talk you through it, okay? 497 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,241 Uh, are the asses in the window gonna be a problem? 498 00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:36,566 Oh, Jesus. 499 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:40,571 Cops are on their way, Frank. 500 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,765 Guess I'll be adding public nudity to my complaint. 501 00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:44,921 Traitor! 502 00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:47,762 Who do I gotta blow to get a meal around here? 503 00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:51,686 You don't need to blow anyone. Listen... 504 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:57,771 Ask and Daddy Frank will provide. Follow me. 505 00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:59,126 Where? 506 00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:04,960 To the best free chocolate chip cookie in the Upper Midwest. Come on! 507 00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:09,285 In Russia, family is family. 508 00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:11,807 We aren't used to parents seeing their children as sex objects. 509 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,082 Oh, your husband fucked your mother to make babies. 510 00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:15,287 You want to ride on high horse? 511 00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:17,886 I have two daughters. You don't see how that might worry me? 512 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:21,089 He will not be interested in baby girls until they reach at least 10 years old. 513 00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:22,924 - You don't see how that's disturbing? -(GROANS) Oh! 514 00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:24,764 Put your boobs away fast. Babies in the truck. 515 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:25,967 We're not done. 516 00:28:26,120 --> 00:28:27,963 No, I know. But it turns out we can make way more money 517 00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:30,600 by driving the truck around and just parking it. Come on. 518 00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:33,650 Oh, sir, no charge, for lack of completion. 519 00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:51,523 Help yourself to a cookie and have a look around. 520 00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:54,331 Take all the time you need. I'm here to answer any questions you may have. 521 00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:56,289 Kids, you heard her. Help yourselves! 522 00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:58,966 Frank Gallagher. You working with a realtor this time 523 00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:00,485 or you just here for the baked goods? 524 00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:04,440 No, I'm my own salesman, so no need of a real estate agent. 525 00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:06,568 But thanks for asking, Silvie. 526 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:10,930 She's a shark, this one. I hope you know how to negotiate. 527 00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:12,326 (CHUCKLING) Mmm! 528 00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:14,648 Too bad you're not as good a realtor as you are a baker. 529 00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:16,768 SILVIE: You've got your cookies. On your way, now. 530 00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:19,288 Let me just show you the master bathroom. 531 00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:22,370 Oh! Oh, oh. Make sure you show them where Mrs. Kevitz died. 532 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:25,046 How long was it before they found her? A week? Two? 533 00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:28,801 It was months ago. She died of old age, peacefully, at home in bed. 534 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:30,849 It's what we all wish for, isn't it? 535 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,048 It's hard to believe that you got the smell out. 536 00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:34,850 It must've been a lot of air freshener. 537 00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:37,884 Her nephew lives overseas. Very motivated to sell. 538 00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:39,201 So, the master bathroom. 539 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:43,081 It needs a little work, but there's lots of potential there. 540 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:45,083 Nice to meet you two. 541 00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:50,127 Is this gonna be our new house, Daddy Frank? 542 00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:51,567 (CHUCKLES) 543 00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:56,171 You know, New Debbie, that's not a bad idea. 544 00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,923 - I get the biggest bedroom! - Dibs on the shower! 545 00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:01,923 What? Hey. 546 00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:06,602 What do you think, Moni? 547 00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:10,885 - Home sweet homeless shelter. Yeah? -(GIGGLES) 548 00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:16,610 Fuck me, I need a break. 549 00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:20,606 Only break for you is the record you're about to break, brah! 550 00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:21,761 (CHEERING) 551 00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:28,604 Hey, let's replenish this food, all right? 552 00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:30,245 Yeah, you know where the kitchen is. 553 00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:36,730 Hey, what the hell, man? 554 00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:39,929 I'm not a fuckin' slave, okay? I'm supposed to be learning something. 555 00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:41,889 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 556 00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:46,724 All right, listen. I have a Rhodes scholar, an MIT Valedictorian, 557 00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:50,288 and a chick with a great ass and a master's degree from Carnegie Mellon 558 00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:53,330 who all want this internship. 559 00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:54,766 The only reason you're here is because 560 00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:56,604 Youens let me take my Particle Physics final 561 00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:59,081 after I slept through it the first time. 562 00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:01,766 Now, your attitude sucks, 563 00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:04,887 and I am this close to using whatever little power 564 00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:07,486 I have in this position to get rid of you. 565 00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:10,404 Do you want that? 566 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,286 Just think about it. 567 00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:29,643 Hey! Shoes off the bed! 568 00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:32,166 Get dressed! 569 00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:35,800 You've had your fun, Frank. Now get out! 570 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:40,450 I'm afraid you're gonna have to be the one to leave, Silvie. I got a lease. 571 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:42,762 I went behind your back and contacted the owner. 572 00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:44,371 No, you most certainly did not. 573 00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:46,922 - Prove it. - You prove it! 574 00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:49,447 One year, with an option to buy. 575 00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:51,364 You can't smoke in here! 576 00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:53,171 Oh, come on. 577 00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:58,723 Hey, kids! I need you to show Ms. Silvie the door. 578 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:03,288 You sick bastard. Using these kids for your own selfish-- Ow! 579 00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:08,206 I'll be back with the police! 580 00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:10,326 You stay here with the kids. 581 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:12,482 Don't leave, no matter what. Don't leave. 582 00:32:12,494 --> 00:32:13,165 Okay. 583 00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:14,481 - Okay. - I'll be back. 584 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:15,846 NEW CARL: Where are you going, Daddy Frank? 585 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:19,329 There's power in numbers, new and improved Gallaghers. 586 00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,209 Lock the door behind me. 587 00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:24,204 Use force to hold our position if necessary. 588 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,684 Please, please. 589 00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:31,044 PARAMEDIC: Ready, one, two. 590 00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:34,522 I'm sorry, it was a judgment call. 591 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:37,724 You took the restraints off a schizophrenic en route? 592 00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:40,050 You are lucky she isn't dead. 593 00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:42,487 It was a mistake. I won't make it again. 594 00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:43,926 You sure as shit won't. 595 00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:47,088 Look, I'm gonna cover for your ass this time, 596 00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:50,210 but I need you to watch this. 597 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:51,526 Rita, I'm taking my meds. 598 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:53,603 You wanna keep your job, Gallagher? 599 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:55,769 Shut up and watch this. 600 00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:57,321 (SIREN WAILING) 601 00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:03,081 Ian, if Rita's telling you to go home, you need to listen. 602 00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:05,971 Even if it seems unfair, even if you're feeling great. 603 00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:08,009 You made a promise to Rita that no matter what, 604 00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:10,561 if she thinks you're off your game, you're gonna go home. 605 00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:13,291 So go, right now. Don't fight her. 606 00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:16,569 I'm serious. Just go, all right? Go! 607 00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:19,410 Come on, Ian. I'll drive you home. 608 00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:21,710 What are you doing here? 609 00:33:21,722 --> 00:33:23,286 RITA: She's your emergency contact. 610 00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:25,608 - Look, I'm not having an emergency! - I disagree. 611 00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:28,127 Rita, I'm not manic, okay? 612 00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:31,364 You drove way too fast on the way. 613 00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:33,403 You scrubbed the rig three hours before work, 614 00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:35,050 and Woody had just cleaned it last night. 615 00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:40,122 You were making breakfast in the middle of the night, Ian. 616 00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:42,805 Your meds can go out of balance 617 00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:45,008 when you go through a high-stress thing like a breakup. 618 00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:48,889 Just take the week off and go to a doctor. 619 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,684 _okay. _okay. 620 00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:11,121 WOMAN". Do you need any other sizes? 621 00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:15,569 Um... Yeah. I'd love to see the jeans and pink sweater 622 00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:17,006 in the next size up, please. 623 00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:18,565 Still working on losing the baby weight. 624 00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:21,809 WOMAN: Oh, I know, it's just the worst. Take your time. I'll be right back. 625 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,126 Thank you. 626 00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:36,441 Been texting you. 627 00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:38,689 Jeez, Carl, you scared me. 628 00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,365 Yeah, well, your pops tried to kill me this morning. 629 00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:42,443 Yeah? Probably best to avoid him. 630 00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:45,844 I'm so sorry. I don't know how I possibly could have gotten gonorrhea. 631 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,207 You better get out of here. My dad'll be home soon. 632 00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:51,444 Wait, so that's it? You're just gonna ride off on the bike I bought you? 633 00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:53,364 I cut the tip of my dick off for you! 634 00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:58,362 Dom, I love you! 635 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:01,961 (SIGHS) 636 00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:04,729 (CELLPHONE RINGING) 637 00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:10,201 Yeah? 638 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:22,561 Hey, your little pixie tribe's in there trashin' the place. 639 00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:25,081 Total shit show. (CHUCKLING) 640 00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:27,561 Ma'am, I understand. I'm gonna get you your right order. I'm sorry. 641 00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:29,210 - I'm sorry. - What's going on? 642 00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:30,361 I... 643 00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:32,770 - Ow! -(SCREAMS) 644 00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:36,402 Okay, stop! Stop, stop, stop! Stop. What's happening? 645 00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:38,164 Johnny walked out. We couldn't reach you, 646 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:40,601 and we tried calling that guy Chad, but he doesn't pick up his phone. 647 00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,406 Okay. Fuck. Okay, go back to the floor, and I'll handle this. 648 00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:45,091 Uh, offer free drinks and tell everyone 649 00:35:45,103 --> 00:35:46,723 we're just doing the cold menu right now. 650 00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:48,120 Salads and sandwiches. 651 00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:50,567 - Salads and sandwiches. - Okay, okay. Got it. 652 00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:51,926 What's going on? 653 00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:53,730 Uh, I had a... 654 00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:56,321 The cook quit in the middle of the lunch rush, but I'm handling it. 655 00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:59,324 Adam, hi. Uh, I need you to come in right now. 656 00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:02,245 I'm saying pretty please. Okay, thanks. 657 00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:09,847 Chad, you wanna help? Grab an apron, start making a BLT. 658 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,367 Otherwise, get out of my way and you can yell at me later. 659 00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:35,441 You're leaving? 660 00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:37,443 Uh, yeah. Sorry, nothing fit. 661 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:40,331 Bummer. Well, could I tempt you with this new white gold baby cuff? 662 00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:43,370 - Just got it in this weekend. - Cute. Uh, maybe next week. 663 00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:45,522 Could you have taken any longer? That's her. She's stealing! 664 00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:47,961 - What? - I'm not stupid like your baby's name. 665 00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:49,121 (SCOFFS) 666 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:51,111 - I'm saying, if you're in over your head- 667 00:36:51,123 --> 00:36:51,564 - I'm not. 668 00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:53,484 But you can't leave the diner unattended 669 00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:55,130 -during busy hours. - I understand. 670 00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:58,045 Well, I need assurance that this will never happen again. 671 00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:01,522 Look, I have to take shit every day all day from a high school dropout 672 00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:03,921 who could buy and sell me, 'cause that's my job. 673 00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:06,048 I don't have time to also do yours. 674 00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:07,805 Margo's a high school dropout? 675 00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:09,645 That is so not my point. 676 00:37:10,240 --> 00:37:13,084 I'm sorry that I wasted your time. It won't happen again. 677 00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:14,801 Do better. 678 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:29,765 (CELLPHONE RINGING) 679 00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:31,281 Hello? 680 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,001 (GROANS) 681 00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:38,529 You have got to be kidding me. No. No, I cannot come right now. 682 00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:41,687 No. No, don't call the police. 683 00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:46,888 Uh, yes, I'll be right there. 684 00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,482 The Container Store! 685 00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:58,890 They're closing this shelter, shutting it down. 686 00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:00,485 Not even bothering to replace it, 687 00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:04,645 so they can bring in "The Container Store!" 688 00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:07,930 A whole building that used to house human beings 689 00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:09,730 will now be dedicated to selling things 690 00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:14,408 to people who own so much stuff, they can't contain it themselves. 691 00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:17,046 - So they need the help of a store. -(APPLAUSE) 692 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,806 Well, I, for one, am not waiting 693 00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:22,122 for them to close this shelter at the end of the week. 694 00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:25,802 And I am not wandering on foot for 20 miles 695 00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:28,042 to find my way to another shit-hole 696 00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:33,531 that they'll close next week to open a box store, or a paper store, 697 00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:36,684 a bag store or a goddamn pet store. 698 00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:38,007 (ALL CHEERING) 699 00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:40,731 Because animals are more important in this country 700 00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:42,763 than homeless human beings. 701 00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:43,961 (CHEERING) 702 00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:48,167 Well, I'm not waiting, and I'm not wandering. 703 00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:50,721 I have found a new place to lay my head. 704 00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:53,406 It's warm, it's dry, and it's local. 705 00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:57,321 And I invite you all to join me there right now! 706 00:38:58,120 --> 00:38:59,360 -(ALL CHEERING) - Right now! 707 00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:01,207 Right now! 708 00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:03,568 Let's go, right now! Yes! 709 00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:08,448 But first, everybody grab a cot! 710 00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:21,766 I'm here. 711 00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:24,965 She's sorry. 712 00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:26,121 Let's go, Debs. 713 00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:29,130 Uh, not so fast. She was shoplifting, 714 00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:31,521 so unless you're able to pay for everything she was taking, then I-- 715 00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:35,441 - How much? -$2,423.82. 716 00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:38,531 - In baby clothes? - And mommy clothes. 717 00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:40,603 And if you're not gonna pay, I'm calling the police, so... 718 00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:42,285 Don't call the police. 719 00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:48,931 She wasn't shoplifting. She just forgot to pay. 720 00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:51,800 She does that sometimes. She forgets things. 721 00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:55,609 It's a symptom of her low IQ. 722 00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:56,966 Fiona! 723 00:39:58,240 --> 00:39:59,526 She's retarded? 724 00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:03,760 That's a deeply offensive word. 725 00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:06,247 That's right, Debs. You tell her. 726 00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:08,926 Sorry again for the trouble. We're leaving. 727 00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:25,010 Where the fuck? 728 00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,248 - You okay, man? - Yeah, I'm fine! 729 00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:30,682 It's just you just opened that same cabinet, like, three times. 730 00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:31,841 I'm thirsty. 731 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,809 Right. So you just try the fridge, second shelf. 732 00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:50,365 - So what happened at work today? - They sent me home. 733 00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:53,285 I'm fine, you know, but 'cause I have a history of mental illness, 734 00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:55,169 they send me home when I make one mistake. 735 00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:58,725 - Okay. I get it. - No, you don't. 736 00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:02,051 What, I don't get how shitty Gallagher genes are? 737 00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:04,282 I have to set a timer every time I wanna have a beer. 738 00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:06,687 Frank's genes might not be quite as bad as Monica's, but... 739 00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:08,126 But they suck. 740 00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:11,329 Yeah. Yeah, man, they fucking do. 741 00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:19,885 I haven't slept in a couple nights, and it's not 'cause Caleb's been texting. 742 00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,765 I don't feel manic, but I never feel it when I'm manic. 743 00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:28,931 I just feel fine or great until obviously I'm not, 744 00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:30,684 'cause I did something crazy. 745 00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:38,281 When you feel like your meds might be out of balance, 746 00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:39,680 what are you supposed to do? 747 00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:42,889 Up my downers, sleep it off, see the shrink as soon as possible. 748 00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:44,565 Right. Then you do that. 749 00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:49,610 I don't want to. 750 00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:56,085 Yeah, I know. 751 00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:02,321 You know, I didn't wanna go to fucking rehab, but I did it. 752 00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:08,805 You know, and if I was gonna bare my soul to you, which I'm not, 753 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,764 but if I was... 754 00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:16,848 You know, I might admit that I wish I'd done it a lot sooner. 755 00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:19,921 You know, like, uh... 756 00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:26,567 Before I got kicked out of college and ruined my whole fucking future. 757 00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:43,961 Yeah. 758 00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:48,163 How do you say sorry to a girl you gave a disease that could kill her? Flowers? 759 00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:49,560 What? You gave a girl what? 760 00:42:50,240 --> 00:42:53,449 - Gonorrhea. - Oh, shit. You get antibiotics? 761 00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:55,568 No, I tested negative so I don't need 'em. 762 00:42:58,240 --> 00:43:00,322 Okay. But Dom, she tested positive? 763 00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:01,521 Mmm-hmm. 764 00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:10,044 Uh, look, buddy, if you don't have it, 765 00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,043 there's no way that you could have given it to her. 766 00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:15,170 Wait, I couldn't? 767 00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:20,480 No. But it means, she got it from somewhere else. 768 00:43:21,720 --> 00:43:23,006 Like, from a toilet seat? 769 00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:27,842 Uh... No, no. 770 00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:30,004 More like, um... 771 00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:33,046 Another guy's dick. 772 00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:35,041 (DOOR OPENS) 773 00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:36,970 I was just trying to be a good mom, Fiona. 774 00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:40,044 You are so lucky that they called me and not the police. 775 00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:42,806 I mean, you realize they can take Harry away if you get arrested? 776 00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:45,884 They could also take her away if they think I'm special needs, Fiona! 777 00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:47,121 Wait, what happened? 778 00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:50,363 She was shopliftin', you believe that? Fuckin' Prada diapers. 779 00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:52,050 Huh. My money was on stripping. 780 00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:54,806 I was gonna sell them for money to pay Jolayemi. 781 00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:58,043 I just wanted to get sleep at night so I could be a good mom. 782 00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:00,123 Good moms stick around, 783 00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:03,642 and going to jail would drastically affect your ability to do that. 784 00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:07,805 Did you really think I was making money strippin'? 785 00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:09,121 Don't get any ideas. 786 00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:12,970 - Well, where you going now? - I have a job! And so do you. 787 00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:15,043 Aren't you supposed to be washin' dishes tonight? 788 00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:17,248 Uh, yeah, yeah. I'm coming. 789 00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:19,929 - WOMAN: Five-O! Cops! - MAN: Oh, shit, man! 790 00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:22,811 Oh, my God! What have you done? 791 00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:28,288 Okay. Easy, easy, easy. Papa Frank's got this. Calm down. 792 00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:29,927 Uh... 793 00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:33,607 They're closing the homeless shelter on Winslow, so we decided to move in here. 794 00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:35,922 Sir, who gave you permission to occupy these premises? 795 00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:37,809 Uh, the Statue of Liberty when she said, 796 00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:40,327 "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." 797 00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:43,290 Jesus Christ when he washed the feet of the homeless 798 00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:44,885 and also shared with them his wine. 799 00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:48,722 And finally, uh, the owner of this residence. 800 00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:50,370 That's a lie. They're trespassing! 801 00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:51,646 Where is the owner? 802 00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:53,325 He's on a Norwegian cruise at the moment, but-- 803 00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:55,562 I didn't have any trouble reaching him just a little while ago. 804 00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:57,125 How would you even have his number? 805 00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:59,965 I've lived in this neighborhood for I don't know how long. 806 00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:01,963 I was very close with the old aunt. 807 00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:04,248 She gave me the number a long time ago, in case of emergency. 808 00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:05,640 What's his name, then? 809 00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:10,761 If you don't know that, I'm not going to... Oh, Silvie. 810 00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:14,766 Silvie has trouble letting go, Officer. She always has. 811 00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:19,481 I'm sorry, lady. But I think this is one for the courts. 812 00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:23,010 - You must be joking. This man is- - I know who he is. 813 00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:25,049 And I know he's probably lying. 814 00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:28,130 But I'm not about to arrest a couple of dozen homeless people and their kids 815 00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:30,282 when it's your word against his. 816 00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:31,742 - If you can get the owner on the phone-- 817 00:45:31,754 --> 00:45:32,442 - I told you I can't! 818 00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:34,364 Thank you for your service, 819 00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:36,204 and thank you for your protection. 820 00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:39,409 You be careful out there, okay? You promise? 821 00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:43,610 Thanks for dropping by, okay? Thank you. 822 00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:44,801 (ALL CHEERING) 823 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,286 Yeah, Frank! 824 00:45:49,240 --> 00:45:50,169 When's dinner? 825 00:45:50,181 --> 00:45:52,767 GIRL: Yeah, when's dinner? I'm starving. 826 00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:55,090 (HUMMING) 827 00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:02,365 What the fuck? 828 00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:41,449 (CHURCH CHOIR SINGING INDISTINCTLY) 829 00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:44,571 Daddy Frank? 830 00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:53,481 Can I help you? 831 00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:56,650 Sweet sister, I surely hope you can. 832 00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:02,769 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 833 00:48:03,240 --> 00:48:04,241 Mmm-hmm? 834 00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:09,050 Hey, Fi, uh, there's only a couple stragglers left. 835 00:48:09,240 --> 00:48:10,810 Cool for me to clock out? 836 00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:14,169 You know the woman who owns this place dropped out of high school, 837 00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:17,164 and now she owns, like, half the South Side 838 00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:19,721 and a whole neighborhood in Indianapolis? 839 00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:22,167 Jesus. She must've worked her ass off, huh? 840 00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:25,162 Never got married. Never had kids. 841 00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:28,166 Paid her dues. Invested her money. 842 00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:30,721 "Leveraged" it, whatever the fuck that means. 843 00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:34,248 Holy shit. She's worth 300 million? 844 00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:36,006 Yeah. 845 00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:43,044 So is it cool if I go? 846 00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:44,881 Mmm-hmm. 847 00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:01,525 (DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE) 848 00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:07,881 (KNOCKING) 849 00:49:10,240 --> 00:49:12,004 It wasn't me, okay? I'm clean. 850 00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:18,200 What is this? 851 00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:21,202 Where is she? She's supposed to be at Latisha's. 852 00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:24,364 Unless Latisha's the name of a college, she's not. 853 00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:27,808 Are those Greek letters on that motherfucking house? 854 00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:33,407 - Do you remember where this place is? - Yeah. 855 00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:36,169 Come on. 856 00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:01,602 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 857 00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:14,880 Yeah, does anybody need a coffee, beer? 858 00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:16,246 - Beer. - Beer. 859 00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:17,931 All right. 860 00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:31,606 - Is there gonna be gunfire? - I sure as shit hope so. 861 00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:37,851 OFFICER: Go. Go, go, go! Police! On the ground... 862 00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:41,201 NEW DEB: Dear, God, thank you for Daddy Frank. 863 00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:43,647 He's the best new Daddy we've ever had. 864 00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:48,125 And please let him let me be a boy named Dan starting tomorrow. 865 00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:53,245 - Good night, kids. - KIDS: Night, Daddy Frank. 866 00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:55,729 You want a quick BJ, Daddy Frank? 867 00:50:57,840 --> 00:50:59,330 That's just not right. 868 00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:12,161 - What's going on? - I called a family meeting. 869 00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:14,044 'Cause apparently she's the queen. 870 00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:15,247 Hey, don't start shit. 871 00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:17,528 You stay up all night with a screaming baby and tell me that. 872 00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:20,161 - I'm not invited? - I just didn't wanna wake you. 873 00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:23,445 - How'd you sleep? - Good. Slept all night. 874 00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:25,205 You guys mind? I gotta get to work. 875 00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:26,600 - Yeah. - Yeah. 876 00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:31,846 All right, so, it used to be that we had a squirrel fund, 877 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,321 and everybody contributed what they could, 878 00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:38,326 but I carried the bulk of it because I was the only grown-up. 879 00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:40,369 But time has passed and things have changed. 880 00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:43,688 Most of us are grown-ups now. 881 00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:46,047 Or at least pretending to be. 882 00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:50,923 So, I ran the numbers, and I came up with a system that I think is fair. 883 00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:54,162 - What's this? - That's your share. 884 00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:56,153 That's what you have to pay every month 885 00:51:56,165 --> 00:51:57,809 towards the bills if you wanna stay here. 886 00:51:57,960 --> 00:51:59,928 If we wanna stay here? 887 00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:02,481 If you want us all to stay together, to stay a family. 888 00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:06,731 Otherwise, I'll rent out your rooms or sell the house, 889 00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:08,450 and everyone can fend for themselves. 890 00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:10,563 Why is mine higher than Carl's? 891 00:52:10,720 --> 00:52:13,883 'Cause Carl doesn't need diapers and rash cream and baby food. 892 00:52:14,240 --> 00:52:17,528 Well, I fired Jolayemi because I can't afford to pay her anymore. 893 00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:20,411 How am I gonna afford $375? 894 00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:23,040 You're not in school, Debs. You could get a job. 895 00:52:23,720 --> 00:52:24,767 Who's gonna watch the baby? 896 00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:27,725 Not my problem. 897 00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:30,366 The house belongs to me. I'm not gonna be paying rent. 898 00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:32,728 The house and the bills are all in my name, 899 00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:34,763 and it's my credit that's fucked if we don't pay. 900 00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:39,171 And it's not rent. It's water, power, and property taxes. 901 00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:40,685 Since when do you care about your credit? 902 00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:43,405 Since now. 903 00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:47,727 The only one who gets a free ride around here anymore is Liam. 904 00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:52,524 So if you're out of work, file for disability or welfare or get a job. 905 00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:56,091 Also... 906 00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:02,361 I want you all to put me at the bottom of your emergency contact list. 907 00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,606 Put Lip first, and then Ian, 908 00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:09,364 and then Kev and V, and then me. 909 00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:14,171 Because I have a plan for my life, 910 00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:18,684 and I can't do it if I'm getting a call every five minutes about one of you. 911 00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:21,323 And just so we're clear, 912 00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:27,128 I'm just as likely as anyone else in this family to make something of myself. 913 00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:30,962 And it's about time you got that, you arrogant shit. 914 00:53:31,720 --> 00:53:33,768 You see what Frank's doing down the block? 915 00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:44,969 Pile it on, friends! Don't be shy, get your fill. 916 00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:47,731 God does not want you to go out into your 917 00:53:47,743 --> 00:53:50,365 busy day of begging without a full belly. 918 00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:52,561 FIONA: Wow. 919 00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:55,161 My family's really uppin' the ante, huh? 920 00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:57,687 Tell me about it. I got three kids, a wife, a husband 921 00:53:57,880 --> 00:54:01,089 and a father-in-law with a giantjohnson that I've seen twice already. 922 00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:02,884 - What? - We have a lot to catch up on. 923 00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:05,771 What is this? Looks like Communist Russia. 924 00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:08,166 "Gallagher Home for the Homeless"? 925 00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:10,931 This shit smells good. 926 00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:12,605 Frank, you can't have a homeless shelter here. 927 00:54:13,720 --> 00:54:14,846 I beg to differ, neighbor. 928 00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:17,730 - Momma! - FRANK: (CHUCKLING) Oh! 929 00:54:20,680 --> 00:55:27,727 English - SDH BY [PR]