1 00:00:00,194 --> 00:00:02,311 Jesus Christ, it's a simple question. 2 00:00:02,363 --> 00:00:05,898 Who can tell me what happened on Shameless last week? 3 00:00:05,900 --> 00:00:07,866 I know you were watching last week 4 00:00:07,902 --> 00:00:11,570 instead of doing your quantum physics homework. 5 00:00:11,622 --> 00:00:13,572 What about you? 6 00:00:13,574 --> 00:00:16,175 Any of you deadbeats watch what happened last week? 7 00:00:16,210 --> 00:00:17,176 Grandma! 8 00:00:17,211 --> 00:00:18,660 Queenie? 9 00:00:18,713 --> 00:00:20,913 I was looking for this chubby little menace. 10 00:00:20,915 --> 00:00:22,748 Good to see you. 11 00:00:22,750 --> 00:00:24,500 Come on, let's do it. 12 00:00:24,552 --> 00:00:25,918 Take your pants down. 13 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:28,020 We still need a volunteer to host the-- 14 00:00:28,055 --> 00:00:29,755 the foster child we're receiving this morning. 15 00:00:29,807 --> 00:00:31,256 - We'll take him. - What? 16 00:00:31,258 --> 00:00:32,424 We're here. 17 00:00:32,426 --> 00:00:33,759 Well, the good Lord gave us 18 00:00:33,811 --> 00:00:35,344 a few more refugees than we expected. 19 00:00:35,396 --> 00:00:37,179 Since I've been sick, I haven't been much use. 20 00:00:37,231 --> 00:00:38,597 There's no shame in having help. 21 00:00:38,599 --> 00:00:40,599 - She was dying. - Now she's not. 22 00:00:40,601 --> 00:00:43,402 There's no way they're gonna keep a nanny if Erica's healthy. 23 00:00:43,437 --> 00:00:45,270 You got to find another way in. 24 00:00:45,322 --> 00:00:48,240 I try to find the secret life in things. 25 00:00:48,275 --> 00:00:49,608 Can I kiss you? 26 00:00:51,412 --> 00:00:53,028 Klimt. I got it for you. 27 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:54,363 Those paintings I mentioned. 28 00:00:54,415 --> 00:00:55,697 Prepare to have your mind blown. 29 00:00:57,585 --> 00:00:59,918 If she loses her job because of me, 30 00:00:59,954 --> 00:01:01,653 she-- she-- she's never gonna want to see me again. 31 00:01:01,689 --> 00:01:03,038 What, that's how you want to end this? 32 00:01:03,090 --> 00:01:05,891 Don't follow me. Don't text me. 33 00:01:05,926 --> 00:01:07,209 Gus wouldn't sign. 34 00:01:07,261 --> 00:01:09,762 I don't know what I'm doing. 35 00:01:11,365 --> 00:01:13,065 Buy back the house. 36 00:01:14,802 --> 00:01:16,885 Yo, what'd you do? 37 00:01:16,937 --> 00:01:20,305 Why? 38 00:01:23,518 --> 00:01:25,742 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 39 00:01:30,323 --> 00:01:33,591 ♪ think of all the luck you got ♪ 40 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:36,728 ♪ know that it's not for naught ♪ 41 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:39,764 ♪ you were beaming once before ♪ 42 00:01:39,816 --> 00:01:44,352 ♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪ 43 00:01:44,404 --> 00:01:47,572 ♪ what is this downside ♪ 44 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:50,942 ♪ that you speak of? ♪ 45 00:01:50,977 --> 00:01:53,244 ♪ what is this feeling ♪ 46 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:57,749 ♪ you're so sure of? ♪ 47 00:02:04,758 --> 00:02:07,875 ♪ round up the friends you got ♪ 48 00:02:07,928 --> 00:02:11,045 ♪ know that they're not for naught ♪ 49 00:02:11,097 --> 00:02:14,432 ♪ you were willing once before ♪ 50 00:02:14,467 --> 00:02:18,720 ♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪ 51 00:02:18,772 --> 00:02:21,973 ♪ what is this downside ♪ 52 00:02:22,008 --> 00:02:25,677 ♪ that you speak of? ♪ 53 00:02:25,712 --> 00:02:27,612 ♪ what is this feeling ♪ 54 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:31,349 ♪ you're so sure of? ♪ 55 00:02:34,955 --> 00:02:37,288 ♪ started out with nothin', Pops wasn't there ♪ 56 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:39,657 ♪ how the fuck I'm 'posed to breath and I ain't got air? ♪ 57 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:41,993 ♪ how I got here, Lord only knows ♪ 58 00:02:42,045 --> 00:02:43,795 ♪ thank God I used my mind ♪ 59 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:45,496 ♪ instead of fuckin' with these hos ♪ 60 00:02:45,548 --> 00:02:47,248 ♪ I'm out here bookin' shows ♪ 61 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:48,750 ♪ gettin' sponsors for my clothes ♪ 62 00:02:48,802 --> 00:02:50,168 ♪ livin' like I suppose ♪ 63 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,919 ♪ fuck it, anything goes ♪ 64 00:02:51,972 --> 00:02:53,588 ♪ I'm tryin' to cop a Rolls ♪ 65 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:55,640 ♪ they say money make you handsome ♪ 66 00:02:55,675 --> 00:02:57,258 ♪ life in the Hills, 30 rooms in a mansion... ♪ 67 00:02:58,878 --> 00:03:00,962 Give it to me, Mama. 68 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:03,297 Ooh, yeah. Every little ripple. 69 00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:05,216 - That's it. - Oh... oh. 70 00:03:05,218 --> 00:03:06,851 That's it. That's it, Frankie, baby. 71 00:03:06,886 --> 00:03:08,135 Right there. 72 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,554 Oh, Frankie. Oh, oh. 73 00:03:09,556 --> 00:03:11,472 Whistle, baby, whistle-- ah! 74 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:13,391 Oh, yeah, I gotcha. 75 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:15,526 I got you. 76 00:03:15,562 --> 00:03:18,396 Pedro, I want that delivery here in an hour. 77 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:20,314 If not, somebody gon' get docked. 78 00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:22,817 Ah, ah, okay. Okay, go! 79 00:03:24,237 --> 00:03:25,987 ♪ I'm the only one standing ♪ 80 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:28,573 ♪ the only thing left, yes ♪ 81 00:03:35,415 --> 00:03:37,331 Mm. 82 00:03:37,383 --> 00:03:41,252 Mm, mm, mm. 83 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:47,925 Your mouth would be a much better alarm. 84 00:03:47,927 --> 00:03:51,195 Ah, well, hit snooze and let's double our luck. 85 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:54,765 - I got to get back. - Oh. 86 00:03:54,767 --> 00:03:57,435 I got to not let you get back. 87 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:01,772 This has been really nice, 88 00:04:01,774 --> 00:04:03,407 past couple of nights. 89 00:04:03,443 --> 00:04:06,444 No kids. No chaos. 90 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:08,746 - But... - You need the chaos? 91 00:04:08,781 --> 00:04:10,531 I need to check on some things. 92 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:11,616 Mm. 93 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:13,534 Something's going on with Carl. 94 00:04:14,787 --> 00:04:16,587 He's acting like he owns the place, 95 00:04:16,623 --> 00:04:19,040 which, I guess he kind of does. 96 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:20,591 Mm. 97 00:04:20,627 --> 00:04:23,127 Does Frank still have that hippie over there? 98 00:04:23,129 --> 00:04:25,880 Ugh, yeah, doing God knows what. 99 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:28,132 Well, no hippies here. 100 00:04:28,184 --> 00:04:30,968 Just me and you. 101 00:04:31,020 --> 00:04:33,604 Mm. 102 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,273 - I got to pick Liam up. - Mm-hmm. 103 00:04:35,308 --> 00:04:37,725 - Take him to Head Start. - Mm-hmm. 104 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:38,976 Can I get a ride? 105 00:04:38,978 --> 00:04:42,380 If I can get a ride first. 106 00:04:43,449 --> 00:04:45,950 What's ten more minutes? 107 00:04:45,985 --> 00:04:47,351 Okay. 108 00:04:47,387 --> 00:04:49,153 Breakfast, my offspring. 109 00:04:49,155 --> 00:04:52,073 Who wants to join Papa and Queenie for some morning fuel? 110 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:53,324 Mmm. 111 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:55,159 Cleans your insides, Frankie. 112 00:04:55,211 --> 00:04:57,578 Smells like you wouldn't know a colon cleanse 113 00:04:57,630 --> 00:05:00,331 if it ran right through your cute little rectum. 114 00:05:01,668 --> 00:05:03,834 Thank you, my confederate Queen. 115 00:05:03,870 --> 00:05:05,336 Rest of these ingrates could care less 116 00:05:05,388 --> 00:05:07,505 about the state of my colon, but not you. 117 00:05:07,507 --> 00:05:10,341 Well, you're the king of your castle, Frankie. 118 00:05:10,393 --> 00:05:12,760 Don't let those young uns forget who's papa. 119 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:15,596 I'm glad someone finally recognizes that. 120 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:18,816 And you're still a sexy fucker. 121 00:05:18,851 --> 00:05:20,017 I got a brand-new liver. 122 00:05:20,069 --> 00:05:21,435 I'm as good as 18 again. 123 00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:24,021 Ah, hell of a stud you were at that age. 124 00:05:24,073 --> 00:05:25,940 You could do things with your tongue 125 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:27,858 that would make a rattlesnake blush. 126 00:05:27,910 --> 00:05:30,861 - Whoo! - Best sexual era of my life. 127 00:05:30,863 --> 00:05:32,113 Mm. 128 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:33,698 South Side was never so bright 129 00:05:33,733 --> 00:05:35,616 as the day you crossed the Mason-Dixon Line 130 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:36,951 and came into my loins. 131 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:42,173 And now, it's 18-year-old déjà vu all over again. 132 00:05:42,208 --> 00:05:45,376 Oh, just temporary, Frankie. 133 00:05:45,378 --> 00:05:48,212 The grandson's probation papers should be coming through 134 00:05:48,264 --> 00:05:50,581 in the next three days, and then it is back 135 00:05:50,616 --> 00:05:52,850 to the Eco Village for Chuckie and me. 136 00:05:52,885 --> 00:05:54,468 That's nonsense. 137 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,554 What do they got on a farm we don't have here? 138 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:57,888 Eco-conscious living. 139 00:05:57,890 --> 00:05:59,724 Everything is solar powered. 140 00:05:59,726 --> 00:06:01,892 Working out there as an herbalist. 141 00:06:01,894 --> 00:06:04,311 - An herbalist? - Yeah, organic farming. 142 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:07,064 It's not like all this urban wasteland that you have here. 143 00:06:07,116 --> 00:06:09,900 I finally found my calling, Frankie. 144 00:06:09,902 --> 00:06:12,653 Helping and healing people, that's what I do. 145 00:06:12,705 --> 00:06:14,238 You can't leave now. 146 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:16,040 We're having too much fun. 147 00:06:16,075 --> 00:06:18,743 What's a king without a Queenie by his side? 148 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:21,746 Well, them's the rules of free love, Frankie. 149 00:06:21,748 --> 00:06:25,583 Mwah. Mama is a rollin' stone. 150 00:06:25,585 --> 00:06:27,151 Now drink up. 151 00:06:36,262 --> 00:06:37,695 Wow. 152 00:06:47,940 --> 00:06:49,106 What time is it? 153 00:06:49,158 --> 00:06:51,442 Twenty minutes till your class starts. 154 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:55,079 Well, seems we have properly drowned our woes. 155 00:06:55,114 --> 00:06:57,081 You'll have to teach class today. 156 00:06:57,116 --> 00:06:59,283 Uh, I think I'm still wasted. 157 00:06:59,285 --> 00:07:02,086 Sign of a successful evening in the cups. 158 00:07:02,121 --> 00:07:04,622 What say we handle this professionally? 159 00:07:04,624 --> 00:07:06,090 I'll flip you for it. 160 00:07:06,125 --> 00:07:07,625 All right. You got a coin? 161 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:10,161 Oh, I got it. 162 00:07:11,798 --> 00:07:13,664 Uh, heads or tails? 163 00:07:13,699 --> 00:07:15,683 - Tails. - Okay. 164 00:07:16,969 --> 00:07:18,219 You're up. 165 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:20,054 Oh, son of a bitch. 166 00:07:21,641 --> 00:07:23,274 ♪ I think about the big dollars ♪ 167 00:07:23,309 --> 00:07:25,226 ♪ big money, the big life ♪ 168 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:27,645 ♪ I know you wanna live just like me ♪ 169 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:30,731 ♪ champagne sippin' with these bitches in the fast lane ♪ 170 00:07:30,783 --> 00:07:33,317 ♪ wish you could see this life I lead ♪ 171 00:07:33,319 --> 00:07:36,070 ♪ big dollars, big money, the big life ♪ 172 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:38,656 ♪ I know you wanna live just like me ♪ 173 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:41,158 Uh, excuse me. 174 00:07:41,210 --> 00:07:42,576 What the hell are you doing? 175 00:07:42,628 --> 00:07:44,578 - Who are you? - This is my house. 176 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:46,363 - The owner approved everything. - The owner? 177 00:07:46,399 --> 00:07:48,466 Mr. Gallagher. 178 00:07:50,169 --> 00:07:53,170 Frank, you ordered all this stuff? 179 00:07:53,222 --> 00:07:55,005 Wrong Mr. Gallagher. 180 00:07:55,057 --> 00:07:57,975 Your young brother's responsible for all of these improvements. 181 00:07:58,010 --> 00:07:58,976 Carl? 182 00:07:59,011 --> 00:08:00,177 Only one around here 183 00:08:00,179 --> 00:08:01,645 I see making an honest living. 184 00:08:01,681 --> 00:08:03,180 I need for someone to sign this liquor shipment. 185 00:08:03,232 --> 00:08:05,933 That would be me, sir. 186 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:08,269 What's a father for if not to help his son 187 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,321 acquire life's liquid pleasures? 188 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:23,734 Uh, what are you doin' in my room? 189 00:08:23,769 --> 00:08:25,035 Shit. Thought you moved out. 190 00:08:25,071 --> 00:08:26,287 Oh, I didn't. 191 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,372 Carl kicked me out, and yours was empty. 192 00:08:28,424 --> 00:08:30,040 Couch is still free. 193 00:08:30,042 --> 00:08:31,625 Where you want these at, Mr. Gallagher? 194 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:33,511 Right over there with the rest of the shipments. 195 00:08:33,546 --> 00:08:35,346 Hey, yo, tell your boss, next time, 196 00:08:35,381 --> 00:08:37,047 if he ain't got any peach vodka, 197 00:08:37,049 --> 00:08:39,383 I'ma find myself a new distributor. 198 00:08:39,385 --> 00:08:40,968 What the hell is goin' on? 199 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:42,970 Upgrading the crib since it's technically mine now. 200 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:45,055 Uh, not with my name on the deed, it's not. 201 00:08:45,057 --> 00:08:46,524 My money, it is. 202 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:48,759 Got some homies comin' over later to kick it. 203 00:08:48,794 --> 00:08:50,644 Place gon' be popping. You feel me? 204 00:08:50,696 --> 00:08:53,230 Oh, yeah, we feel you. 205 00:08:53,282 --> 00:08:56,834 Your homey Nick put you up to this? 206 00:08:56,869 --> 00:08:59,169 - Yeah, Nick's gone. - Where? 207 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:01,071 You guys get in a fight or somethin'? 208 00:09:01,073 --> 00:09:02,740 I got to bounce. 209 00:09:02,742 --> 00:09:05,492 If you ever need to talk, just give me a holler. 210 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:09,346 Yeah, thanks, Dr. Phil, but I'm good. 211 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:12,166 Frank gets a bedroom 212 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:13,751 and I get the fucking couch. 213 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:16,253 Yeah? No fucking way. 214 00:09:16,255 --> 00:09:17,588 Ugh. Fuck! 215 00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:19,723 Well, we could just stay at my place tonight. 216 00:09:19,759 --> 00:09:21,392 I just got us the house back. 217 00:09:21,427 --> 00:09:23,344 I'm not getting booted out. 218 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:24,895 God damn it. 219 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,268 You awake? 220 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:34,521 Hi, first time I've had the energy to cook in forever. 221 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,106 Um, I can go start on the kids' lunches. 222 00:09:36,158 --> 00:09:38,576 Uh, no, um... 223 00:09:38,611 --> 00:09:40,361 We need to talk. 224 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,780 Is everything okay? 225 00:09:42,782 --> 00:09:45,950 I want you to know that it's been great having you here, 226 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:49,587 and I'll always appreciate how much you helped our family. 227 00:09:49,622 --> 00:09:51,372 Oh, well, I really love being here. 228 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:52,590 Feels like home. 229 00:09:52,625 --> 00:09:55,709 Um... 230 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:57,878 I put a bonus in your last check 231 00:09:57,930 --> 00:10:00,297 just to thank you for all that you've done. 232 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,266 I really-- I wish that we could keep you, 233 00:10:02,301 --> 00:10:05,552 but with my cancer in remission, we really can't afford it. 234 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,438 What, you're-- you're letting me go? 235 00:10:07,473 --> 00:10:09,223 Just like that? 236 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:11,275 What about my baby? 237 00:10:11,310 --> 00:10:14,044 What about you and me? 238 00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:18,482 Oh. 239 00:10:18,534 --> 00:10:20,651 Wow. Oh, my gosh. 240 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:22,486 - What-- is it the baby? - Oh. 241 00:10:22,488 --> 00:10:23,787 Did it kick? 242 00:10:23,823 --> 00:10:25,489 First time ever. 243 00:10:25,491 --> 00:10:27,124 You want to feel it? 244 00:10:29,328 --> 00:10:30,661 Okay. 245 00:10:32,999 --> 00:10:34,698 Um... 246 00:10:34,734 --> 00:10:36,333 You're so cool, 247 00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:38,802 and I really wish we could bond more. 248 00:10:38,838 --> 00:10:40,804 Do you think maybe 249 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:43,140 we could talk about it later when the kids aren't around? 250 00:10:43,175 --> 00:10:45,926 Just us girls? 251 00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:47,845 Of course. 252 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:50,314 Of course we can. 253 00:11:05,931 --> 00:11:07,998 All right, pack it in there, 254 00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:09,667 God's little army. 255 00:11:09,702 --> 00:11:11,618 We still got one more pickup before we hit the road. 256 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:14,038 Tell God we deserve an extra stash for His little army. 257 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:15,873 These rug rats ate us out of house and home. 258 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,207 You better pray on it, 'cause that's 259 00:11:17,209 --> 00:11:19,126 the only way you getting more cash. 260 00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:20,678 The church is tapped, honey. 261 00:11:20,713 --> 00:11:22,680 Reverend Michaels drives a brand-new Bimmer 262 00:11:22,715 --> 00:11:24,048 and flashes that tacky gold watch 263 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,683 every time he waves hello. 264 00:11:25,718 --> 00:11:27,384 Don't you be bad-mouthing Reverend Michaels. 265 00:11:27,436 --> 00:11:29,386 The good Lord wants us to be prosperous. 266 00:11:29,388 --> 00:11:32,306 Rewards the devout with all sorts of heavenly gifts. 267 00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:33,640 Earthly ones too. 268 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:36,260 The man wears $1,000 suits and Gucci loafers. 269 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:41,398 What's this? 270 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:43,901 To keep you safe. 271 00:11:43,903 --> 00:11:46,570 Oh, a shiv. 272 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:52,242 Gonna miss our little bouncers. 273 00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:55,295 No mass murders, kids. 274 00:11:56,749 --> 00:11:59,583 - Well, back to peace and quiet. - Peace, my ass. 275 00:11:59,635 --> 00:12:02,419 House full of kids, no bonus? No paid vacation? 276 00:12:02,421 --> 00:12:04,588 God better be handing out charity rebates. 277 00:12:16,268 --> 00:12:17,801 - Hey. - Hungry? 278 00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:19,520 I am now. What you got? 279 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,772 Pancakes, eggs, and sausage. Whatever you like. 280 00:12:21,807 --> 00:12:25,192 You offering me morning sausage? 281 00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:26,693 Ah, shit. 282 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:27,978 Am I interrupting something? 283 00:12:28,013 --> 00:12:29,780 Makin' a wedding gift for my cousin. 284 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,415 No big deal. 285 00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:32,783 Looks cool. 286 00:12:32,785 --> 00:12:35,319 - Want to touch it? - The flower? 287 00:12:35,354 --> 00:12:37,955 Yeah. 288 00:12:37,957 --> 00:12:39,373 It's beautiful. 289 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,542 Yeah, my cousin won't appreciate it, 290 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,794 but I don't care. 291 00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:46,380 It's all in the giving. 292 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:47,965 You heading to the firehouse today? 293 00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:49,383 I was hoping I could tag along. 294 00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:51,135 No, took it off for the wedding. 295 00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:52,803 Whole family in attendance. 296 00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:54,471 Should be fun. 297 00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:55,806 Oh. 298 00:12:55,808 --> 00:12:57,474 Okay. 299 00:12:57,476 --> 00:12:59,476 You thought any more about applying? 300 00:12:59,478 --> 00:13:00,677 To be a fireman? 301 00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:02,613 Yeah, why not? 302 00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:05,282 I don't know where I'd start, honestly. 303 00:13:05,317 --> 00:13:06,650 You start as a EMT. 304 00:13:06,652 --> 00:13:07,901 I could help you apply. 305 00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:09,119 Yeah? 306 00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:12,122 Sure. What do you have to lose? 307 00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:13,457 Yeah, maybe. 308 00:13:17,329 --> 00:13:20,297 I should go. Let you get ready. 309 00:13:20,332 --> 00:13:22,299 Hey, listen-- listen, um, 310 00:13:22,334 --> 00:13:24,501 I don't know if it's too weird or whatever, 311 00:13:24,503 --> 00:13:26,837 but would you want to be my wedding date? 312 00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:29,173 My family's a bit much, but I think 313 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:31,175 you'd make the whole thing a lot more fun. 314 00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:32,676 All you got to do 315 00:13:32,678 --> 00:13:34,678 is eat whatever my Aunt Francine offers you 316 00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:38,015 and dance with me when Rihanna comes on. 317 00:13:38,017 --> 00:13:39,550 I can do that. 318 00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:48,025 Wassup, my dude? How you feeling? 319 00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:49,893 Hey, wassup? Chillin'. 320 00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:52,362 Word on the yard is, we all bouncin' after fourth period 321 00:13:52,364 --> 00:13:53,864 and postin' up at yo' crib. 322 00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:55,632 - Yeah, no doubt. - Yo, I heard you got 323 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,034 that recording studio and whatnot. 324 00:13:57,036 --> 00:13:58,368 You gonna let your boy get up on the mic? 325 00:13:58,370 --> 00:13:59,570 You can't spit, dawg. 326 00:13:59,605 --> 00:14:01,004 Shut up, dude. I got some bars. 327 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,906 Yeah, no worries. I got you on the mic. 328 00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:05,292 I also got that puff, puff, pass for that ass too. 329 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:06,877 But y'all got to bring some homies through. 330 00:14:06,879 --> 00:14:08,145 Place gon' be bumpin'. 331 00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:09,813 Like a pimp's paradise. 332 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,348 That's what's up. Catch you later, fam. 333 00:14:11,383 --> 00:14:13,050 - Peace. - Chill. 334 00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:26,697 Phillip Gallagher here to see you, Miss Taylor. 335 00:14:26,732 --> 00:14:28,932 Thank you, Toria. Send him in. 336 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:34,037 I got this letter in my mailbox. 337 00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:36,673 Says I'm terminated as a resident assistant? 338 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,709 Does this have somethin' to do with me and Professor Runyon? 339 00:14:38,744 --> 00:14:41,078 This has nothing to do with Professor Runyon. 340 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:44,748 This is about you vandalizing dorm property. 341 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:46,416 Vandalizing? 342 00:14:46,418 --> 00:14:48,585 Painting on the walls of your room. 343 00:14:48,587 --> 00:14:50,254 That's not allowed. 344 00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:51,889 Okay, well, where am I supposed to live? 345 00:14:51,924 --> 00:14:53,507 I'm sorry. 346 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:56,927 You'll need to remove your things from the dorm today. 347 00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:16,113 Kid, what are you doing here? 348 00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:18,448 - They sent me home from school. - Well, beat it. 349 00:15:18,450 --> 00:15:20,450 Your grandma and I are gonna get into some action. 350 00:15:20,452 --> 00:15:22,586 No cock-blocking. 351 00:15:22,621 --> 00:15:24,204 Hey, wait. What's going on here? 352 00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:27,124 Yeah, buddy, who got you all snot-nosed? 353 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:30,627 Oh, my gosh. Who upset my little woodchuck? 354 00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:32,596 They suspended me. 355 00:15:32,631 --> 00:15:34,965 Well, wh-- you weren't fighting, were you? 356 00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:36,300 You're still on probation. 357 00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:37,968 No. 358 00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:40,938 My teacher wouldn't let me share my book report in class 359 00:15:40,973 --> 00:15:43,106 and sent me to the principal's office. 360 00:15:43,142 --> 00:15:44,441 Well, what for? 361 00:15:44,476 --> 00:15:46,109 Well, it's just a wild guess, 362 00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:49,613 but maybe the report topic. 363 00:15:49,648 --> 00:15:51,648 Mein Kampf. 364 00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,317 Hitler's Mein Kampf? 365 00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:54,901 Advanced-level fascism. 366 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,620 I didn't even know the boy could read. 367 00:15:57,990 --> 00:15:59,289 Well, I would have preferred Gandhi, 368 00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:00,824 but it's not your fault. 369 00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:03,994 The juvenile prison system has warped your brain. 370 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,167 Oh, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, it's okay. 371 00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:11,635 Grandpa and me 372 00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:14,838 can teach you school right here, okay? 373 00:16:14,873 --> 00:16:16,306 D-- no, no, no, no, no, 374 00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:18,642 let's not be hasty. 375 00:16:18,677 --> 00:16:20,761 We shouldn't pull young upchuck out 376 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,429 till he finishes the school year. 377 00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,681 He needs social interaction with his peers. 378 00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:28,185 Isolation could wreak havoc on his underdeveloped mind. 379 00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:30,821 - Mm. - Hey, hey, buddy. 380 00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:33,106 You let Grandpa Frank work his magic 381 00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:36,360 on the middle school PC police, okay? 382 00:16:36,362 --> 00:16:37,611 Okay. 383 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,363 Mm. 384 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,064 Chuckles. 385 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:43,867 - I got a surprise for you. - What's this? 386 00:16:43,869 --> 00:16:46,370 The hotel we're staying at as soon as you pack your bags. 387 00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:48,872 It's got city views overlooking whatever Gary, Indiana, 388 00:16:48,874 --> 00:16:50,540 has to offer, but it's got a pool, 389 00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:52,376 it's got a bar, and we're goin' there. 390 00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,478 And check this out-- honeymoon suite. 391 00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:57,881 Baby, you were right. We earned a vacation. 392 00:16:57,883 --> 00:17:00,350 - You planned this yourself? - I wanted to surprise you. 393 00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:01,718 You know, for all the shit that I've been giving you 394 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:03,637 the past few weeks. 395 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:07,557 I can't believe you actually organized a trip for me. 396 00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:09,593 Mm. 397 00:17:09,628 --> 00:17:11,395 Wait, who's gonna watch the girls? 398 00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:12,813 I got it covered. 399 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,315 I watch chocolate-vanilla babies, for small fee. 400 00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:16,900 You go vacation. 401 00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:19,820 Baby! 402 00:17:23,075 --> 00:17:25,742 ♪ you're pretty good, yeah, but I could do it better ♪ 403 00:17:25,794 --> 00:17:29,496 ♪ if you wanna let me show you how ♪ 404 00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:32,749 - ♪ a one-girl revolution ♪ - ♪ revolution ♪ 405 00:17:32,751 --> 00:17:35,836 ♪ and I'm a big girl ♪ 406 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,755 ♪ come on, come on, yeah, give me your attention ♪ 407 00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:41,058 ♪ 'cause, baby, I'm the ruler now ♪ 408 00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:43,894 ♪ I'm the queen of the world ♪ 409 00:17:43,929 --> 00:17:46,930 ♪ yeah, I'm the queen of the world ♪ 410 00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:50,434 ♪ yeah, I'm the queen of the world ♪ 411 00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:52,853 ♪ I'm the queen of the world ♪ 412 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,938 Carl, hey. Um, I need some help. 413 00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:56,523 Got any tips on gay sex? 414 00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:57,908 What? 415 00:17:57,943 --> 00:17:59,242 Like in juvie or whatever. 416 00:17:59,278 --> 00:18:01,862 I didn't do gay sex in juvie. 417 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,413 No, but, like, what'd you see? 418 00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:05,031 Didn't people talk about it all the time? 419 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:08,118 I need to figure out how to reverse the instructions. 420 00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:10,454 Or maybe you can't reverse the instructions-- I don't know. 421 00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:12,255 Is there, like, a basic rule or something? 422 00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:14,624 I can't do this right now. I got too much on my mind. 423 00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:16,042 You watch lots of porn, Carl. 424 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,294 What about lesbian sex? 425 00:18:17,329 --> 00:18:18,462 I need details, Carl. 426 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:20,630 My baby's future depends on it. 427 00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:23,300 - Fine, uh, do the shocker. - The shocker? 428 00:18:23,335 --> 00:18:25,552 Two in the pink, one in the stink. 429 00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:27,504 I'll text you a pic. 430 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,157 Holy shit, someone's in outer space. 431 00:18:47,192 --> 00:18:48,992 OJ in the coffee? Nice. 432 00:18:48,994 --> 00:18:50,460 Shit. 433 00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:52,963 Community college dine and dashers. 434 00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:55,081 We got three out the door and last one ready to break. 435 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,500 Keep watch. 436 00:18:57,736 --> 00:18:59,586 Ow! God damn it. 437 00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:00,504 - Hey. - Fuck. 438 00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:02,088 Hey, careful. 439 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,374 - I like those hands. - I'm a fucking mess. 440 00:19:04,409 --> 00:19:05,976 That stuff at home? 441 00:19:06,011 --> 00:19:07,427 It's like, I stay away for a few nights, 442 00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:08,929 and suddenly I'm in exile. 443 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,647 Family growing pains. It's normal. 444 00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:12,349 Truth is, 445 00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:15,185 I kind of like bein' in the middle of everyone's shit. 446 00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:17,020 You know, is that crazy? 447 00:19:17,022 --> 00:19:19,356 Well, slightly compulsive. 448 00:19:19,391 --> 00:19:20,824 There's no rule that says you got 449 00:19:20,859 --> 00:19:22,159 to stay there every night to be involved. 450 00:19:22,194 --> 00:19:23,527 Apparently there is. 451 00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:25,445 Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Patsy's, 452 00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:27,280 call for the missus on line two. 453 00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:29,399 Got it. Thanks. 454 00:19:29,434 --> 00:19:31,535 This is Fiona. 455 00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:32,903 Yes? 456 00:19:32,938 --> 00:19:34,371 Oh... okay. 457 00:19:34,373 --> 00:19:35,705 I'll be right there. 458 00:19:35,707 --> 00:19:37,290 Liam's got lice. 459 00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:39,042 I got to go pick him up at school. 460 00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:42,128 And just like that, you're right back in the shit. 461 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,714 - Feel better? - You mind if I take off? 462 00:19:44,766 --> 00:19:46,716 No, go. We can handle it without you. 463 00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:48,518 You want to come over 464 00:19:48,554 --> 00:19:50,220 for dinner at the house later? 465 00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:52,255 And risk catching lice? 466 00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:53,890 I'm gonna take that as a yes. 467 00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:55,959 Uh-huh. All right. Hey! 468 00:19:58,297 --> 00:19:59,563 My kid had lice. 469 00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:01,231 Nobody gave me time off for it either. 470 00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:03,166 Had to comb it out for two weeks straight. 471 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,784 Two weeks? 472 00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:09,739 $27.50, you little shithead! 473 00:20:09,741 --> 00:20:12,042 And a five-buck tip, cash. 474 00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:24,421 Shitty day, huh? 475 00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:27,090 - Yep. - Heard what happened earlier. 476 00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:30,844 School bureaucracy is such bullshit. 477 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:33,930 I'm Toria. From Miss Taylor's office? 478 00:20:33,932 --> 00:20:36,766 Oh-- oh, yeah. Hey. 479 00:20:36,768 --> 00:20:38,435 You headed to student housing? 480 00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:39,936 That place is swamped. 481 00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:41,571 No, no, I can't afford it. 482 00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:43,273 You know, it was free when I was an RA. 483 00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:46,776 I'm probably gonna have to move home. 484 00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:48,778 You any good in the kitchen? 485 00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:50,196 The housemother from my sorority 486 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,615 is interviewing for houseboy today. 487 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,700 I thought you might be interested. 488 00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:56,786 Last one knocked up one of the pledges and got booted, so... 489 00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:58,288 Comes with room and board. 490 00:20:58,290 --> 00:21:00,090 I could give you a heads-up if you wanted. 491 00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:01,291 Yeah, yeah, definitely. 492 00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:02,759 Info's on this flyer. 493 00:21:02,794 --> 00:21:04,794 Thanks. 494 00:21:04,796 --> 00:21:06,263 Hey, wait. What's this? 495 00:21:06,298 --> 00:21:09,799 My handle, if you're ever on Instagram. 496 00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:22,395 You not gonna speak? 497 00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:25,315 Oh, hey. 498 00:21:25,317 --> 00:21:29,319 Okay, you went from being sprung to being stuck up. 499 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,323 You skipping today? 500 00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,742 Nah, I've got too much on my mind. 501 00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:37,160 Trying to get my head straight. 502 00:21:37,162 --> 00:21:38,495 Mm. 503 00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:40,797 Where's your bodyguard? 504 00:21:40,832 --> 00:21:42,666 Gone. 505 00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:47,237 Probably for a long time. 506 00:21:49,174 --> 00:21:52,092 Is it okay if I sit here awhile? 507 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,010 Yeah. 508 00:21:54,012 --> 00:21:55,512 That'd be okay. 509 00:21:59,351 --> 00:22:01,351 You hungry? 510 00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:10,026 Don't worry about being the only cream in the coffee. 511 00:22:10,078 --> 00:22:12,028 You're blending perfectly. 512 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,780 Your family knows you're gay, right? 513 00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:16,833 Oh, yeah. They know. 514 00:22:16,868 --> 00:22:18,868 Eat the hell out of that egg. 515 00:22:18,870 --> 00:22:22,539 Aunt Francine will shove it down your throat if you don't. 516 00:22:22,541 --> 00:22:25,141 Mmm. Mmm. 517 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:26,676 I'm not used to so many relatives 518 00:22:26,712 --> 00:22:28,128 being under the same roof 519 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,130 without the cops chasing someone through the place. 520 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:31,881 Your family's so functional. 521 00:22:31,933 --> 00:22:34,517 Well, functional can be a tricky little bitch. 522 00:22:34,553 --> 00:22:37,687 Son, were you going to come and greet your mother and I, 523 00:22:37,723 --> 00:22:39,522 or did you think you could avoid us all day? 524 00:22:39,558 --> 00:22:41,057 We just got here. 525 00:22:41,059 --> 00:22:42,759 Mom and Dad, this is Ian. 526 00:22:42,794 --> 00:22:44,060 We met at the firehouse 527 00:22:44,062 --> 00:22:45,478 and have been hanging out lately. 528 00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:47,230 - Hi. - Ian, these are my folks. 529 00:22:47,282 --> 00:22:48,732 Hello. 530 00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:51,234 I'm Ronetta, and this is Pastor Daniels. 531 00:22:51,236 --> 00:22:53,903 Where's your church home, Ian? 532 00:22:53,905 --> 00:22:56,322 Uh-- uh... 533 00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:59,075 I-I don't, uh, have a church home. 534 00:22:59,077 --> 00:23:02,045 Well, Caleb should invite you to come with us sometime. 535 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:03,380 We'd love to have you. 536 00:23:03,415 --> 00:23:05,415 If you can get him to show up. 537 00:23:05,417 --> 00:23:08,385 Wedding's starting soon. Excuse us. 538 00:23:10,972 --> 00:23:12,589 Your dad's a pastor. 539 00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:14,257 Didn't think about giving me the heads-up on that one? 540 00:23:14,309 --> 00:23:17,260 Hey, nothing I say could really prepare you for any of this, 541 00:23:17,312 --> 00:23:19,012 but don't worry. 542 00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:21,097 You'll have plenty of time to get acquainted 543 00:23:21,149 --> 00:23:23,600 before he plans our homo-exorcism. 544 00:23:23,602 --> 00:23:25,318 Homo-what? 545 00:23:31,159 --> 00:23:32,909 Mr. and Mrs. Slott-- 546 00:23:32,944 --> 00:23:35,111 Gallagher for me. 547 00:23:35,113 --> 00:23:37,247 Your grandson Charles tried to read 548 00:23:37,282 --> 00:23:40,083 a very offensive book report to Mr. Schwiebert's class. 549 00:23:40,118 --> 00:23:41,951 The boy doesn't know what he's saying. 550 00:23:41,953 --> 00:23:44,754 Our grandson is a little slow between the ears. 551 00:23:44,790 --> 00:23:47,424 Your grandson seems to believe that he's a Nazi. 552 00:23:47,459 --> 00:23:49,793 Any ideas where he's getting that from? 553 00:23:49,845 --> 00:23:52,762 Most likely other Nazis. 554 00:23:52,798 --> 00:23:56,299 Charles received a suspension as a lesson for his behavior 555 00:23:56,351 --> 00:23:57,967 and a failing grade on the paper. 556 00:23:58,003 --> 00:24:00,220 His shit-for-brains mother couldn't pass gas, 557 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:01,638 let alone middle school. 558 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:04,224 My grandson wrote an entire report here 559 00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:05,975 and you're gonna fail him for this? 560 00:24:06,011 --> 00:24:07,644 Hey, I read it. 561 00:24:07,679 --> 00:24:09,395 A couple of grammatical things here and there. 562 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,147 He didn't remember to capitalize Auschwitz, 563 00:24:11,199 --> 00:24:12,649 but the kid can write. 564 00:24:12,651 --> 00:24:14,784 Hitler's diatribe on Aryan superiority 565 00:24:14,820 --> 00:24:17,120 is not an appropriate theme for a sixth grade book report. 566 00:24:17,155 --> 00:24:19,656 Did you tell the class they couldn't write about Nazis? 567 00:24:19,691 --> 00:24:21,741 Well, usually, they're not writing 568 00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:23,359 from the Nazi perspective, so no. 569 00:24:23,395 --> 00:24:25,829 Look, it's okay to write about mass murders. 570 00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:28,414 You just can't side with the mass murderers. 571 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:31,668 Uh, this is a direct attack on his First Amendment rights, 572 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,671 a right, I might add, that belongs to everyone 573 00:24:34,706 --> 00:24:37,006 regardless of intelligence deficiencies 574 00:24:37,058 --> 00:24:38,842 or possible retardation. 575 00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:41,177 Yes, but there are conditions to those rights, 576 00:24:41,179 --> 00:24:43,179 like yelling "fire" in a public theater 577 00:24:43,181 --> 00:24:45,098 or preaching white supremacy to middle school students. 578 00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:47,350 Look, we simply can't allow Hitler's hate speech 579 00:24:47,352 --> 00:24:49,486 to alienate our diverse student body. 580 00:24:49,521 --> 00:24:51,154 We've worked very hard to create 581 00:24:51,189 --> 00:24:53,439 an open atmosphere for all our students. 582 00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:56,326 Look, you can't go teaching equality 583 00:24:56,361 --> 00:24:59,362 and then get your human rights panties in a bunch 584 00:24:59,364 --> 00:25:01,231 when it comes with a couple of wedgies. 585 00:25:01,266 --> 00:25:04,117 Every asshole is entitled to his beliefs. 586 00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:07,036 That's the yin and the yang of democracy. 587 00:25:07,038 --> 00:25:09,339 It's the same freedom that allows you to teach 588 00:25:09,374 --> 00:25:10,740 wearing that silly beanie 589 00:25:10,775 --> 00:25:12,959 and those Crayola-colored kids out there 590 00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:14,460 to go to school together. 591 00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,212 It-- it doesn't matter anyway. 592 00:25:16,214 --> 00:25:19,382 Pretty soon, there's not gonna be any Jew or Aryan 593 00:25:19,384 --> 00:25:21,551 or Hindu or Muslim or Mexican or Blacks. 594 00:25:21,553 --> 00:25:23,970 There's just gonna be the rich 595 00:25:24,022 --> 00:25:25,555 and the fucked, 596 00:25:25,557 --> 00:25:29,192 and our grandson is already one of the fucked. 597 00:25:29,227 --> 00:25:31,361 So at least let the boy express 598 00:25:31,396 --> 00:25:34,397 the degenerate ideas he can actually comprehend, 599 00:25:34,399 --> 00:25:36,399 and that, my multicultural friends, 600 00:25:36,451 --> 00:25:39,402 is liberty and justice for all. 601 00:25:42,741 --> 00:25:46,409 Or we could call the attorney general and the ACLU. 602 00:25:46,411 --> 00:25:49,162 I'm sorry, I probably should have started with that. 603 00:25:51,583 --> 00:25:53,550 I'm Marilyn, the sorority housemother. 604 00:25:53,585 --> 00:25:55,385 You're the young man Toria recommended. 605 00:25:55,420 --> 00:25:57,420 Yeah, yeah, she-- she said you might need some help 606 00:25:57,422 --> 00:25:58,755 in the kitchen. 607 00:25:58,807 --> 00:26:01,257 And the bathroom, laundry room, common areas, 608 00:26:01,309 --> 00:26:02,592 occasionally killing a bug, 609 00:26:02,644 --> 00:26:04,260 maybe being handy with a hammer. 610 00:26:04,262 --> 00:26:06,229 - You think you can handle that? - Sure, yeah. 611 00:26:06,264 --> 00:26:07,847 Uh, she said it came with housing, though. 612 00:26:07,899 --> 00:26:09,265 I-I need a place to crash. 613 00:26:09,267 --> 00:26:11,100 There's a room and a shower 614 00:26:11,152 --> 00:26:12,735 in the basement where you can sleep. 615 00:26:12,771 --> 00:26:14,437 Now, you are not allowed to use the bathroom 616 00:26:14,489 --> 00:26:16,522 on the upper levels; that is a strict policy. 617 00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:19,075 - Understood? - Yea-- uh, sorry. 618 00:26:19,110 --> 00:26:21,194 The room, though, it's here in the house? 619 00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:22,745 Yeah, and three squares a day. 620 00:26:22,781 --> 00:26:24,080 We're backed up for rush, 621 00:26:24,115 --> 00:26:25,698 so if you can start today, you're hired. 622 00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:28,117 Yeah, no, I can-- I can start immediately. 623 00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:29,786 Get settled in. We'll see you at lunch. 624 00:26:29,788 --> 00:26:31,220 Congratulations. 625 00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:32,956 You're the new houseboy of Gamma Delta Rho. 626 00:26:33,008 --> 00:26:34,791 Great. 627 00:26:45,971 --> 00:26:48,721 Oh! 628 00:26:48,773 --> 00:26:52,275 We got a king-size bed. Sweet. 629 00:26:52,310 --> 00:26:54,811 Ooh, you know what, we should take some of these 630 00:26:54,846 --> 00:26:57,113 and then call down for some more later. 631 00:26:57,148 --> 00:26:58,731 Eww! 632 00:26:58,783 --> 00:27:00,149 Sheesh. 633 00:27:00,151 --> 00:27:01,651 What do you think, piss or jizz? 634 00:27:01,703 --> 00:27:03,519 Mm, probably A and B. 635 00:27:03,555 --> 00:27:06,990 Some R. Kelly freaky combo shit. 636 00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:08,291 When'd you pack that? 637 00:27:08,326 --> 00:27:10,693 When I Yelped this place. 638 00:27:10,729 --> 00:27:12,028 What, you packed those too? 639 00:27:12,063 --> 00:27:13,463 DIY, bitches. 640 00:27:13,498 --> 00:27:15,248 Whatever animal hatched up in this piece 641 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:16,916 is about to get aroma therapied. 642 00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:18,751 All right, baby, look, 643 00:27:18,803 --> 00:27:21,921 from here on out, it is total relaxation for you. 644 00:27:21,973 --> 00:27:23,306 Okay? Please. 645 00:27:23,341 --> 00:27:25,008 Let me take care of everything else. 646 00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:27,176 - You promise? - Of course, baby. 647 00:27:27,228 --> 00:27:29,929 - Okay. - Now, let's go down to the bar. 648 00:27:29,981 --> 00:27:32,315 They got drink specials and free mini hot dogs 649 00:27:32,350 --> 00:27:35,518 and spicy wings until sundown. 650 00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,687 How do you always know everything? 651 00:27:57,042 --> 00:28:00,626 - Oh, my God, he's cute. - He's so hot. 652 00:28:09,854 --> 00:28:11,688 Two mugs for me and the lady 653 00:28:11,723 --> 00:28:13,222 and a soda for the retard. 654 00:28:13,274 --> 00:28:16,192 Celebrating a victory in educational democracy. 655 00:28:16,227 --> 00:28:18,361 Democracy can suck my ass. 656 00:28:18,396 --> 00:28:20,029 Fucking Obamacare wins 657 00:28:20,065 --> 00:28:21,931 and the insurance companies still dick ya. 658 00:28:21,966 --> 00:28:24,701 Interesting ritual. For what, might I ask? 659 00:28:24,736 --> 00:28:26,035 I make sterile for mouth. 660 00:28:26,071 --> 00:28:27,870 Tommy's got some rot teeth. 661 00:28:27,906 --> 00:28:30,540 Little shop of horrors here is gonna remove 'em for me. 662 00:28:30,575 --> 00:28:34,243 Tell me, who is this thick gypsy woman I make drinks for? 663 00:28:34,245 --> 00:28:37,747 Fellas and Russian, that southern fried pork chop 664 00:28:37,799 --> 00:28:40,383 is the finest fuck I ever let get away. 665 00:28:40,418 --> 00:28:44,420 The sensations folded in that earthly body are aplenty. 666 00:28:44,422 --> 00:28:46,956 Got yourself a real Dixie chick, huh, Frank? 667 00:28:46,991 --> 00:28:49,926 Woman knows how to treat a fella like royalty. 668 00:28:49,978 --> 00:28:53,262 If not for her, anarchy would rule in my house. 669 00:28:53,264 --> 00:28:55,431 She's the key to my survival around here. 670 00:28:55,483 --> 00:28:56,933 Can't let this one slip away. 671 00:28:56,968 --> 00:28:58,518 Go get 'em, stud. 672 00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:00,686 - For the lady. - Ah. 673 00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:02,271 Frankie, I have to tell you. 674 00:29:02,307 --> 00:29:05,942 You were pretty fantastic at the school today. 675 00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:08,194 Your animal instincts came out. 676 00:29:08,246 --> 00:29:10,246 Got me all moist in the thighs. 677 00:29:10,281 --> 00:29:12,749 Yeah, we make a fine pair of primates, don't we? 678 00:29:12,784 --> 00:29:14,083 What are you talking about? 679 00:29:14,119 --> 00:29:16,619 We're terrible together, Frankie. 680 00:29:16,671 --> 00:29:18,588 Whyever would you say such a thing? 681 00:29:20,091 --> 00:29:22,208 I tried to smash your head in the car door, 682 00:29:22,260 --> 00:29:23,926 not once but twice. 683 00:29:23,962 --> 00:29:25,378 You remember? 684 00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:27,130 Vaguely. 685 00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:29,932 And you told everybody I was nothing but a good fuck 686 00:29:29,968 --> 00:29:31,801 on the washing machine at the Laundromat. 687 00:29:31,853 --> 00:29:33,669 Taken out of context. 688 00:29:33,705 --> 00:29:36,139 Not to mention the fact that you split 689 00:29:36,141 --> 00:29:37,974 after I told you that I was knocked up 690 00:29:37,976 --> 00:29:39,776 with our psychopath daughter. 691 00:29:39,811 --> 00:29:42,178 Sammi has never been fit to raise that boy, 692 00:29:42,213 --> 00:29:43,646 and you're partly to blame. 693 00:29:43,648 --> 00:29:45,231 She's your neglected seed. 694 00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:46,649 I'm more mature now. 695 00:29:46,684 --> 00:29:49,402 Age is love's best refinery. 696 00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:51,571 Give me a second chance to get it right. 697 00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:54,791 Back in the Eco Village, Frankie, I'm the healer. 698 00:29:54,826 --> 00:29:56,959 I have to go where I'm needed most. 699 00:29:56,995 --> 00:29:59,412 Your healing powers could work wonders around here. 700 00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:01,497 As a matter of fact, I know the perfect person 701 00:30:01,499 --> 00:30:03,099 who could use your help. 702 00:30:03,134 --> 00:30:05,968 Have I mentioned to you my impregnated teenage daughter? 703 00:30:06,004 --> 00:30:07,670 You have a pregnant daughter? 704 00:30:07,722 --> 00:30:09,005 As a matter of fact. 705 00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:10,756 Would you excuse me for one second? 706 00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:12,258 Got to check on the poor thing. 707 00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:14,177 I'm all she's got to get her through 708 00:30:14,229 --> 00:30:17,346 this very confusing time. 709 00:30:17,348 --> 00:30:18,681 Quick, I got to borrow a phone. 710 00:30:18,716 --> 00:30:19,982 $2, I loan you cell. 711 00:30:20,018 --> 00:30:21,984 For one lousy text message? Come on. 712 00:30:22,020 --> 00:30:24,821 - Fine, $20. - Oh, come on. 713 00:30:28,359 --> 00:30:30,693 You're such a role model, Debbie. 714 00:30:30,695 --> 00:30:32,445 Your decision to raise a child on your own 715 00:30:32,497 --> 00:30:33,830 is inspiring. 716 00:30:33,865 --> 00:30:35,448 Me? 717 00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:36,532 - Really? - Yeah. 718 00:30:36,534 --> 00:30:37,834 Absolutely. 719 00:30:37,869 --> 00:30:39,368 I didn't have half the strength at 18 720 00:30:39,420 --> 00:30:40,786 that you have. 721 00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:43,372 You're so sure of yourself. 722 00:30:43,424 --> 00:30:46,709 I just know you're gonna go far. 723 00:30:46,711 --> 00:30:48,411 This is nice, right? 724 00:30:48,446 --> 00:30:51,080 Just you and me hanging out together. 725 00:30:51,115 --> 00:30:54,217 It is. I'm gonna miss you. 726 00:30:55,620 --> 00:30:56,969 You-- you promise you'll still come around 727 00:30:57,021 --> 00:30:58,688 and say hello, please. 728 00:31:04,395 --> 00:31:05,728 Oh, Debbie, wait. 729 00:31:05,730 --> 00:31:07,230 I-I really want to stay here. 730 00:31:07,282 --> 00:31:09,198 It can be great for us. I can prove it. 731 00:31:09,234 --> 00:31:10,566 What-- what about Tyler and the kids? 732 00:31:10,618 --> 00:31:12,401 We can all be one big, happy family. 733 00:31:12,403 --> 00:31:13,536 Everyone can get what they want. 734 00:31:13,571 --> 00:31:15,238 What? Wait. No, no, no, Debbie. 735 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:16,572 Oh, ah! 736 00:31:16,608 --> 00:31:18,074 Debbie, oh, my God, you're so cute. 737 00:31:18,126 --> 00:31:20,710 Oh, my God, you make me feel like I'm 18 again. 738 00:31:20,745 --> 00:31:22,411 Debbie, no, this is crazy. 739 00:31:22,413 --> 00:31:24,330 Oh, my God. No! _ 740 00:31:24,382 --> 00:31:26,499 Are we really doing this? 741 00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:29,886 Um, I would just like to announce my resignation. 742 00:31:29,921 --> 00:31:32,521 Also, I'm only 15, and I like boys. 743 00:31:34,926 --> 00:31:36,926 ♪ I run this, boy, you ain't better than me ♪ 744 00:31:36,978 --> 00:31:38,728 ♪ I'm turned up ♪ 745 00:31:38,763 --> 00:31:40,179 ♪ you ain't got more cheddar than me ♪ 746 00:31:40,231 --> 00:31:43,099 - Yay, slide. - No, no, no, no, no slide. 747 00:31:43,101 --> 00:31:45,902 ♪ I'm caked up, I'm caked out ♪ 748 00:31:45,937 --> 00:31:48,771 ♪ when I pull up to the club the rims are shining ♪ 749 00:31:48,773 --> 00:31:50,940 ♪ diamonds so white got to go to heaven to find them ♪ 750 00:31:50,942 --> 00:31:52,942 Excuse me. This is not a motel. 751 00:31:52,944 --> 00:31:54,410 Thank you. 752 00:31:54,445 --> 00:31:56,412 Ugh, Carl, get your homies out of here. 753 00:31:56,447 --> 00:31:57,413 Party's over. 754 00:31:57,448 --> 00:31:58,948 I got shit to take care of. 755 00:31:58,950 --> 00:32:00,583 Yo, I'm not kidding. Liam's got lice. 756 00:32:00,618 --> 00:32:01,918 I got to disinfect the whole house. 757 00:32:01,953 --> 00:32:04,036 It's not my problem. 758 00:32:04,088 --> 00:32:06,188 What is with you right now? 759 00:32:08,293 --> 00:32:09,625 Okay, good boy. 760 00:32:09,677 --> 00:32:11,460 Sit there and don't move, okay? 761 00:32:11,462 --> 00:32:13,930 ♪ I'm caked up, I'm caked out ♪ 762 00:32:13,965 --> 00:32:16,432 ♪ I'm caked up, I'm caked out ♪ 763 00:32:16,467 --> 00:32:18,050 Okay. 764 00:32:19,137 --> 00:32:21,220 Party is over now. 765 00:32:21,272 --> 00:32:23,306 Man, let's go. This some bull, yo. 766 00:32:23,358 --> 00:32:24,724 Everybody out. 767 00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:27,393 Bye. Those are my fucking Fritos. 768 00:32:27,445 --> 00:32:29,645 Fucking weak-ass party anyway. 769 00:32:29,647 --> 00:32:32,982 We are happy to join these two 770 00:32:32,984 --> 00:32:37,486 in the sacred bond of holy matrimony. 771 00:32:37,538 --> 00:32:40,156 And we must remember 772 00:32:40,158 --> 00:32:44,160 that God is going to watch 773 00:32:44,162 --> 00:32:47,530 and bless this marriage at all times. 774 00:32:47,565 --> 00:32:51,250 God is always watching at all times. 775 00:32:51,302 --> 00:32:55,588 He's with us behind all closed doors-- 776 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,808 in the shower, in the bedroom, 777 00:32:58,843 --> 00:33:02,144 when you are naked, and when you are clothed. 778 00:33:02,180 --> 00:33:04,180 We cannot hide. 779 00:33:04,232 --> 00:33:06,082 Mm. 780 00:33:07,352 --> 00:33:11,053 And so shall these two be blessed 781 00:33:11,089 --> 00:33:13,773 forever under God's... 782 00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:15,825 God must have some serious insomnia. 783 00:33:26,170 --> 00:33:27,536 What do you think, motion of the ocean 784 00:33:27,588 --> 00:33:28,954 or actual penetration? 785 00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:30,623 Mm, tricky. 786 00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:32,241 I'm gonna go with A 787 00:33:32,276 --> 00:33:34,510 and possible B. 788 00:33:34,545 --> 00:33:35,961 You tell my mama to stop by the house 789 00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:37,213 and turn on some lights? 790 00:33:37,215 --> 00:33:38,464 Folks find out we're not home, 791 00:33:38,516 --> 00:33:39,799 our crib will turn into a swap meet. 792 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:42,385 I got it. Everything's handled. 793 00:33:42,387 --> 00:33:44,053 You call Svetlana and checked on the girls? 794 00:33:44,055 --> 00:33:46,255 Yes, like, a half hour ago. They're perfect. 795 00:33:46,290 --> 00:33:47,823 Will you give me just a little bit of trust? 796 00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:48,891 I got everything handled. 797 00:33:48,926 --> 00:33:51,527 I'm trying to be a hero here. 798 00:33:51,562 --> 00:33:54,230 You're right, babe. I'm tripping. 799 00:33:54,232 --> 00:33:56,148 I'm sure everything's fine. 800 00:34:05,743 --> 00:34:07,243 Whew, come on, Tommy. 801 00:34:07,245 --> 00:34:09,078 You've done this before, right? 802 00:34:10,648 --> 00:34:12,214 Make it quick. 803 00:34:12,250 --> 00:34:14,250 On three. 804 00:34:14,252 --> 00:34:15,835 One... 805 00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:19,722 ...two. 806 00:34:21,426 --> 00:34:24,093 - Na Zdorovie. - Oh, fuck. 807 00:34:24,145 --> 00:34:25,845 Something, shit. 808 00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:33,602 What does the duck say? 809 00:34:33,604 --> 00:34:34,904 Quack. 810 00:34:34,939 --> 00:34:36,188 Yeah, he does. 811 00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:37,239 Oh, close your eyes. 812 00:34:37,275 --> 00:34:39,108 ♪ playing house ♪ 813 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,977 ♪ on the sixth of June ♪ 814 00:34:42,013 --> 00:34:46,449 ♪ finding shelter from the full moon ♪ 815 00:34:48,336 --> 00:34:50,119 ♪ my brain ♪ 816 00:34:54,842 --> 00:34:57,426 Well, at least someone didn't forget her daily chores. 817 00:34:57,462 --> 00:34:59,712 Oh, bite it, Frank. 818 00:34:59,764 --> 00:35:00,963 Liam's got lice. 819 00:35:00,998 --> 00:35:02,131 I already stripped the beds, 820 00:35:02,133 --> 00:35:03,632 put the linens in the wash. 821 00:35:03,634 --> 00:35:06,135 I got to get started with the disinfectant spray. 822 00:35:06,137 --> 00:35:10,106 Oh, honeylamb, chemicals are not the way to go. 823 00:35:10,141 --> 00:35:11,223 Sorry, what? 824 00:35:11,275 --> 00:35:13,642 Tea tree oil-- toxic-free, 825 00:35:13,644 --> 00:35:15,444 runs all those little buggers away, 826 00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:17,146 and it's better for the environment. 827 00:35:17,198 --> 00:35:18,647 Well, I already shampooed him 828 00:35:18,649 --> 00:35:20,900 with the toxic chemicals, but thanks. 829 00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:23,152 Well, you'll end up giving the little one cancer 830 00:35:23,204 --> 00:35:24,487 or a third nipple. 831 00:35:24,539 --> 00:35:26,322 Be organic all you want, but we have a system 832 00:35:26,374 --> 00:35:28,491 for getting rid of lice that actually works. 833 00:35:28,543 --> 00:35:30,910 Been doing it for years. 834 00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:32,495 I told you, I'm handling it. 835 00:35:32,530 --> 00:35:33,829 Little extra help. 836 00:35:33,831 --> 00:35:35,498 Best way to fight nature is with nature. 837 00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:37,750 This is not nature. This is our house. 838 00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:39,835 And nobody around here wants to deal with lice 839 00:35:39,837 --> 00:35:42,671 for an extra month just be to chemical-free. 840 00:35:42,723 --> 00:35:46,142 Come on, Liam, let's get some more chemicals. 841 00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:48,761 Come on. 842 00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:50,679 Decades of pollutants have left her 843 00:35:50,681 --> 00:35:52,314 completely destroyed. 844 00:35:52,350 --> 00:35:55,017 Mm. 845 00:36:24,048 --> 00:36:25,548 - Hello. - Yeah, hi. 846 00:36:25,550 --> 00:36:28,350 I live up the street, and I heard about 847 00:36:28,386 --> 00:36:31,470 what happened here and your loss. 848 00:36:31,522 --> 00:36:34,306 I just wanted to offer my condolences. 849 00:36:34,358 --> 00:36:38,060 There's some money in here and around five grams. 850 00:36:38,112 --> 00:36:40,029 You guys could sell it and maybe it'll help 851 00:36:40,064 --> 00:36:41,480 with the funeral expenses or whatever. 852 00:36:41,532 --> 00:36:45,267 No, thank you. Please leave. 853 00:37:10,978 --> 00:37:12,761 - Hey. - I knew you'd get the job. 854 00:37:12,763 --> 00:37:15,097 Oh, yeah, thanks for the referral. 855 00:37:15,099 --> 00:37:17,600 I'm still trying to figure out exactly what a houseboy is, 856 00:37:17,602 --> 00:37:19,268 but, uh, the pay is cool. 857 00:37:19,270 --> 00:37:21,737 Our sorority throws the best parties. 858 00:37:21,772 --> 00:37:24,523 - Lots of fringe benefits. - All right, good to know. 859 00:37:24,575 --> 00:37:28,410 Hey, um, do you want any company later? 860 00:37:28,446 --> 00:37:31,614 It can get kind of creepy in the basement. 861 00:37:31,616 --> 00:37:35,618 Uh, yeah, yeah, I guess. 862 00:37:35,670 --> 00:37:37,786 Okay, cool. 863 00:37:37,838 --> 00:37:39,288 Cool. 864 00:37:55,022 --> 00:37:58,107 Hello? Anybody here? 865 00:37:58,142 --> 00:38:00,309 Well, if it isn't my knocked-up Deb. 866 00:38:00,311 --> 00:38:01,810 What a pleasant surprise. 867 00:38:01,812 --> 00:38:03,479 Oh, you texted me to come home. 868 00:38:03,481 --> 00:38:04,980 How's my unborn grandchild? 869 00:38:05,032 --> 00:38:06,315 How did we get the house back? 870 00:38:06,367 --> 00:38:07,783 Carl's financing. 871 00:38:07,818 --> 00:38:10,986 Renovations just in time to build a nursery, huh? 872 00:38:10,988 --> 00:38:12,321 Sit down. Sit down. 873 00:38:12,323 --> 00:38:14,573 Let's get you off your feet. 874 00:38:14,625 --> 00:38:18,294 Queenie, come meet the daughter I was telling you about. 875 00:38:18,329 --> 00:38:21,914 Oh, hi. 876 00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:25,501 Oh, such rosy cheeks and glowing skin. 877 00:38:25,503 --> 00:38:27,920 Ah, motherhood becomes you. 878 00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:29,672 - Mm. - Who are you? 879 00:38:29,724 --> 00:38:32,675 Debs, meet Queenie. This is Sammi's mom. 880 00:38:32,677 --> 00:38:35,344 She could tell you a thing about childbearing the natural way. 881 00:38:35,396 --> 00:38:37,146 Oh, she can? 882 00:38:37,181 --> 00:38:39,682 One can never be too prepared before dropping the load. 883 00:38:39,684 --> 00:38:41,016 Right, Queenie? 884 00:38:41,068 --> 00:38:42,851 I can tell you how to keep that uterus 885 00:38:42,903 --> 00:38:44,953 toned, healthy, and happy. 886 00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:46,488 I delivered my grandson Chuckster 887 00:38:46,524 --> 00:38:48,774 in the back of an RV. 888 00:38:48,826 --> 00:38:49,992 - You did? - Yeah. 889 00:38:50,027 --> 00:38:51,276 I still have the stretch marks 890 00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:53,028 from carrying Sammi, and-- 891 00:38:53,030 --> 00:38:55,781 and now they just spread like a sexy spiderweb 892 00:38:55,833 --> 00:38:57,449 all over my belly. 893 00:38:57,501 --> 00:38:59,468 You just got to embrace it all. 894 00:38:59,503 --> 00:39:02,705 Our Debs could use a natural healer like yourself, 895 00:39:02,707 --> 00:39:04,673 especially since her sister dropped her 896 00:39:04,709 --> 00:39:06,208 like a cluster bomb. 897 00:39:06,260 --> 00:39:09,645 Just-- I know you two are gonna hit it off. 898 00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,381 Come on, let's get you some nettle leaf, 899 00:39:12,383 --> 00:39:14,483 and it'll help to strengthen your placenta. 900 00:39:14,518 --> 00:39:16,969 You know, you can stir-fry and eat it after birth. 901 00:39:17,021 --> 00:39:18,220 Eat the placenta? 902 00:39:18,222 --> 00:39:19,521 Mm. 903 00:39:21,726 --> 00:39:23,058 Ah. 904 00:39:23,110 --> 00:39:25,194 Oh, isn't this great? 905 00:39:25,229 --> 00:39:26,895 Just chillaxin' in the pool. 906 00:39:26,947 --> 00:39:30,065 No killer kids. No flaming Greeks. 907 00:39:30,067 --> 00:39:32,201 Just you and me 908 00:39:32,236 --> 00:39:33,485 and that old guy. 909 00:39:36,407 --> 00:39:37,740 What are you doing? You brought your phone down? 910 00:39:37,792 --> 00:39:39,074 You were supposed to leave it upstairs. 911 00:39:39,126 --> 00:39:41,410 - Ah, force of habit. - Aw, come on. 912 00:39:41,412 --> 00:39:43,579 You couldn't just let me handle everything? 913 00:39:43,631 --> 00:39:45,414 You just have to check on my every move 914 00:39:45,416 --> 00:39:47,249 to make sure I don't screw anything else up, right? 915 00:39:47,251 --> 00:39:49,251 Kev, what the hell are you talking about? 916 00:39:49,303 --> 00:39:50,886 This is Mom texting us 917 00:39:50,921 --> 00:39:53,756 to bring her a souvenir back. 918 00:39:53,758 --> 00:39:55,057 Oh, cool. 919 00:39:55,092 --> 00:39:56,392 What's goin' on with you? 920 00:39:56,427 --> 00:39:58,510 You been on the edge since we got here. 921 00:39:58,562 --> 00:40:01,680 I know. I know. It's just... 922 00:40:01,732 --> 00:40:04,516 I-- I'm just-- I'm worried 923 00:40:04,568 --> 00:40:07,186 that I've worn you out dealing with all my shit. 924 00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:10,272 I mean, I can't even plan a fucking vacation right. 925 00:40:10,274 --> 00:40:12,357 The stains and the smells and the-- 926 00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:15,027 I think I saw bullet holes in the walls. 927 00:40:15,079 --> 00:40:16,745 What the fuck was I thinking? 928 00:40:16,781 --> 00:40:17,946 It's not so bad. 929 00:40:17,948 --> 00:40:19,865 Oh, f-- it's bullshit. 930 00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:21,116 Okay, it's a shithole. 931 00:40:21,168 --> 00:40:22,618 But who cares? 932 00:40:22,670 --> 00:40:25,454 It's us having some alone time together. 933 00:40:25,456 --> 00:40:27,289 Yeah, I know; I just wanted to do something right 934 00:40:27,291 --> 00:40:29,958 without you having to fix all my fuckups. 935 00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:31,460 Kev, this is who we are. 936 00:40:31,462 --> 00:40:33,962 Dealing with your fuckups is part of the deal, 937 00:40:33,964 --> 00:40:36,965 just like you dealt with me not being able to get pregnant 938 00:40:36,967 --> 00:40:39,968 and then getting pregnant but not wantin' to be a mother. 939 00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:41,303 We always make it work. 940 00:40:41,355 --> 00:40:44,556 Who cares how? 941 00:40:44,608 --> 00:40:46,508 - You really mean that? - Yeah. 942 00:40:46,544 --> 00:40:49,561 And this vacay is a dream. 943 00:40:49,613 --> 00:40:51,480 I don't give a shit how hood it is. 944 00:40:51,532 --> 00:40:54,399 I just want to have a orgasm in a different area code. 945 00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:56,568 Well, that is one thing I can get right. 946 00:40:58,456 --> 00:41:03,158 Let's give this old man creepers a hot show. 947 00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:06,128 Mm. Mm. 948 00:41:06,163 --> 00:41:08,080 This dude won't look away. 949 00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:11,500 Uh... maybe he likes it. 950 00:41:11,552 --> 00:41:13,502 Maybe he's dead. 951 00:41:18,809 --> 00:41:20,425 ♪ oh, yeah ♪ 952 00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:23,011 ♪ I never, never, ever seen a girl like you ♪ 953 00:41:23,063 --> 00:41:25,848 Don't you just love straight weddings? 954 00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:27,766 The only wedding I've ever been to was 955 00:41:27,818 --> 00:41:31,019 when my closeted boyfriend had to marry this pregnant hooker 956 00:41:31,021 --> 00:41:33,188 that he was forced to fuck at gunpoint, so... 957 00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:34,439 Shit. 958 00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:36,391 ...this isn't so bad. 959 00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:45,868 You know, you could just put your hand on my crotch. 960 00:41:45,870 --> 00:41:47,169 It'd work a lot better. 961 00:41:47,204 --> 00:41:48,370 Oh, shit. 962 00:41:48,405 --> 00:41:49,788 Hey-- hey. Hey. 963 00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:51,340 Hey, are you pissed at me? 964 00:41:51,375 --> 00:41:52,958 You know, if you wanted to fag-freak out your family, 965 00:41:53,010 --> 00:41:54,176 you could have just told me. 966 00:41:54,211 --> 00:41:56,578 Hey, I'm sorry. All right? 967 00:41:56,614 --> 00:41:58,881 Am I really your date, or am I just the gay prop? 968 00:41:58,916 --> 00:42:00,682 No, I want you here. 969 00:42:00,718 --> 00:42:02,718 My family's filled with a bunch of polite homophobes, 970 00:42:02,770 --> 00:42:05,187 and I prefer my homophobia with blatant bashing 971 00:42:05,222 --> 00:42:06,488 like normal people. 972 00:42:06,524 --> 00:42:08,390 They pretend to be too religious to notice, 973 00:42:08,425 --> 00:42:10,058 but I'm just trying to make it 974 00:42:10,110 --> 00:42:13,312 a little harder for them to ignore. 975 00:42:15,733 --> 00:42:17,900 Okay. 976 00:42:17,902 --> 00:42:20,569 Then let's make it harder for them to ignore. 977 00:42:20,621 --> 00:42:25,173 ♪ 978 00:42:25,209 --> 00:42:27,075 ♪ I'm tryna make my way up out the ghetto ♪ 979 00:42:27,127 --> 00:42:28,911 ♪ I make my own lane ♪ 980 00:42:28,913 --> 00:42:30,579 ♪ can't take my foot up off the pedal ♪ 981 00:42:30,581 --> 00:42:32,247 ♪ I can't slow down too much... ♪ 982 00:42:32,299 --> 00:42:33,916 Too loud. 983 00:42:33,951 --> 00:42:35,751 ♪ sometimes you wanna scream to God ♪ 984 00:42:35,753 --> 00:42:37,252 ♪ but he can't-- ♪ 985 00:42:37,304 --> 00:42:39,555 - Yo! - Carl, what the hell? 986 00:42:39,590 --> 00:42:41,757 - I was listening to that. - It's too loud. 987 00:42:41,759 --> 00:42:43,425 What is your problem today? 988 00:42:43,477 --> 00:42:45,727 You're really gonna smoke this right in front of me? 989 00:42:45,763 --> 00:42:47,396 I'm minding my own business. 990 00:42:47,431 --> 00:42:49,231 Look, just because you're going through a thing 991 00:42:49,266 --> 00:42:51,266 or whatever it is you won't talk about 992 00:42:51,268 --> 00:42:53,068 does not mean you can act like an asshole. 993 00:42:53,103 --> 00:42:55,737 - So if you want to talk-- - I don't need to talk. 994 00:42:55,773 --> 00:42:58,357 Just stop stressin' me. Damn. 995 00:43:00,911 --> 00:43:03,779 You okay? 996 00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:06,248 Hey, y'all joining us for this evening? 997 00:43:06,283 --> 00:43:08,250 We're just getting ready to start making dinner. 998 00:43:08,285 --> 00:43:09,952 I was gonna make spaghetti. 999 00:43:09,987 --> 00:43:12,037 Uh, yeah, well, Queenie and I wanted to help make 1000 00:43:12,089 --> 00:43:13,822 a healthy organic meal for the baby. 1001 00:43:13,857 --> 00:43:15,457 Yeah, that's right, we're gonna make 1002 00:43:15,459 --> 00:43:17,793 some kale and tofu; we'd love you to join. 1003 00:43:17,795 --> 00:43:19,628 Since when does Debbie eat kale? 1004 00:43:19,630 --> 00:43:22,431 I've had to force-feed her vegetables since she was born. 1005 00:43:22,466 --> 00:43:24,633 I'll do whatever's best for the baby, Fiona. 1006 00:43:24,635 --> 00:43:26,468 Got to embrace all parts of motherhood. 1007 00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:28,637 That a girl, Debra Moon. 1008 00:43:28,689 --> 00:43:30,772 Debra Moon? 1009 00:43:30,808 --> 00:43:33,609 You want to come help wash veggies with me, Liam? 1010 00:43:33,644 --> 00:43:34,843 Come on. 1011 00:43:59,503 --> 00:44:01,586 ♪ glitz and glamour, fortune, fame ♪ 1012 00:44:01,639 --> 00:44:03,505 ♪ here we go ♪ 1013 00:44:03,507 --> 00:44:07,676 ♪ baby, hear my song, I was playing on the radio ♪ 1014 00:44:07,728 --> 00:44:10,345 ♪ ooh, yeah, all right... ♪ 1015 00:44:10,397 --> 00:44:13,015 Yes, y'all. Get it. 1016 00:44:13,067 --> 00:44:15,350 Whoo! 1017 00:44:15,352 --> 00:44:17,352 ♪ my name in lights ♪ 1018 00:44:17,404 --> 00:44:20,355 ♪ my name in lights ♪ 1019 00:44:20,357 --> 00:44:23,692 ♪ you're gonna see my name in lights ♪ 1020 00:44:23,744 --> 00:44:25,360 ♪ word to the wise... ♪ 1021 00:44:25,412 --> 00:44:27,496 How we doing? 1022 00:44:27,531 --> 00:44:30,532 I'm pretty sure we won. 1023 00:44:46,433 --> 00:44:48,050 Your friend's not coming back, 1024 00:44:48,102 --> 00:44:51,353 is he? 1025 00:44:51,388 --> 00:44:53,522 Dropped a guy. 1026 00:44:53,557 --> 00:44:56,558 But, I mean, that's the thug life, right? 1027 00:44:58,395 --> 00:45:01,730 I don't know that much about the thug life... 1028 00:45:03,734 --> 00:45:06,902 but I've seen someone getting dropped. 1029 00:45:10,207 --> 00:45:12,207 You don't know how much that shit'll haunt you 1030 00:45:12,242 --> 00:45:15,243 until it just does. 1031 00:45:25,639 --> 00:45:30,559 Bad news is, uh, as far as I can see, 1032 00:45:30,594 --> 00:45:34,563 there's no real way to pretend it never happened. 1033 00:45:44,274 --> 00:45:47,309 Good news is, you can always hit the reset button. 1034 00:45:50,948 --> 00:45:54,249 For-- for what that's worth. 1035 00:46:12,302 --> 00:46:13,852 Helene! 1036 00:46:16,140 --> 00:46:17,939 Helene! 1037 00:46:22,813 --> 00:46:25,981 Helene, come out, please? 1038 00:46:29,153 --> 00:46:31,820 Look, I just wa-- I just want to talk. 1039 00:46:31,855 --> 00:46:33,989 Okay? 1040 00:46:34,041 --> 00:46:38,693 Look, I-I-I don't know how to make things right. 1041 00:46:40,564 --> 00:46:42,330 Okay, but-- but if-- if I did, 1042 00:46:42,332 --> 00:46:46,168 if I-- if I had a fucking clue how-- how to-- 1043 00:46:46,170 --> 00:46:48,837 to reverse time or... 1044 00:46:53,060 --> 00:46:55,644 Okay, just-- just tell me what to do, okay? 1045 00:46:55,679 --> 00:46:59,097 You-- you want me to-- to untake the picture? 1046 00:46:59,149 --> 00:47:01,016 You-- you want me to get kicked out? 1047 00:47:01,018 --> 00:47:03,518 They-- they-- they fuckin' threw me out of my dorm room, okay? 1048 00:47:03,570 --> 00:47:06,188 I don't have shit. 1049 00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:07,856 Okay, it's just you and me. 1050 00:47:07,858 --> 00:47:09,691 It's you and me! 1051 00:47:11,411 --> 00:47:14,663 So you come out, please. 1052 00:47:14,698 --> 00:47:17,699 You just fucking come out and you talk to me! 1053 00:47:25,676 --> 00:47:27,876 Helene! 1054 00:47:43,894 --> 00:47:48,063 ♪ I don't sleep no more ♪ 1055 00:47:50,467 --> 00:47:52,601 ♪ I've left you ♪ 1056 00:47:52,636 --> 00:47:55,770 ♪ the way I was before ♪ 1057 00:47:55,806 --> 00:47:57,072 Mmm, thank you. 1058 00:47:57,074 --> 00:47:59,908 ♪ do do da do do do do ♪ 1059 00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:02,077 Oh... 1060 00:48:02,079 --> 00:48:03,995 Mmm. I love this. 1061 00:48:04,047 --> 00:48:06,331 Jesus, Frank, we're eatin'. 1062 00:48:06,383 --> 00:48:07,883 Yeah, not anymore. 1063 00:48:07,918 --> 00:48:09,384 How about a little tongue bath 1064 00:48:09,419 --> 00:48:10,719 to go with this meal? 1065 00:48:10,754 --> 00:48:12,754 Mm. 1066 00:48:16,593 --> 00:48:19,094 How 'bout we spend the night at your place? 1067 00:48:19,129 --> 00:48:21,263 How 'bout you move in? 1068 00:48:24,501 --> 00:48:27,068 Seriously? 1069 00:48:27,104 --> 00:48:28,937 Seriously. 1070 00:48:30,908 --> 00:48:32,107 Okay. 1071 00:48:34,411 --> 00:48:37,195 Thank you very much for the edible food, 1072 00:48:37,247 --> 00:48:39,080 but we got to be going now. 1073 00:48:39,116 --> 00:48:40,415 Anytime. 1074 00:48:40,450 --> 00:48:43,084 You're always welcome here, honeygram. 1075 00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:44,786 Yeah, I know, 1076 00:48:44,788 --> 00:48:47,455 seein' as how the house is in my name, but thanks. 1077 00:48:47,507 --> 00:48:48,757 Come on, Liam, let's get your stuff. 1078 00:48:48,792 --> 00:48:50,625 No, I want Debbie. 1079 00:48:50,661 --> 00:48:52,127 - Liam. - Oh, it's okay. 1080 00:48:52,129 --> 00:48:53,461 He can stay with me tonight. 1081 00:48:53,463 --> 00:48:56,131 I don't care. 1082 00:48:56,133 --> 00:48:57,882 Fine by me. I don't care either. 1083 00:48:57,935 --> 00:49:01,636 Cool. 1084 00:49:04,608 --> 00:49:06,007 Let's go home. 1085 00:49:10,647 --> 00:49:12,981 You're pretty badass. 1086 00:49:13,033 --> 00:49:15,734 Nobody's been able to handle my family like that. 1087 00:49:15,786 --> 00:49:17,485 Well, compared to the dysfunction of my family, 1088 00:49:17,537 --> 00:49:18,737 yours are lightweights. 1089 00:49:20,791 --> 00:49:23,074 Hey. 1090 00:49:23,126 --> 00:49:25,460 So what are we doing? 1091 00:49:25,495 --> 00:49:28,413 Whatever you want, I guess. 1092 00:49:28,465 --> 00:49:31,166 I want you. 1093 00:49:31,218 --> 00:49:32,367 Now. 1094 00:49:35,505 --> 00:49:38,006 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 1095 00:49:38,058 --> 00:49:41,376 It can be much smoother than this. 1096 00:49:41,411 --> 00:49:42,844 Hey. 1097 00:49:51,188 --> 00:49:52,771 There you go. 1098 00:49:52,823 --> 00:49:55,857 - Calm, relaxing dinner. - Yeah. 1099 00:49:55,909 --> 00:49:57,826 Might take some getting used to. 1100 00:49:57,861 --> 00:50:00,779 Well, you had a long day, right? 1101 00:50:00,831 --> 00:50:03,698 A long lots of days. 1102 00:50:06,203 --> 00:50:07,702 Hmm. 1103 00:50:07,754 --> 00:50:09,204 - Uh-oh. - What? 1104 00:50:09,256 --> 00:50:10,789 - What-- - Oh, fuck, is it lice? 1105 00:50:10,841 --> 00:50:13,008 Uh, well, there's something small and tan 1106 00:50:13,043 --> 00:50:15,627 dancing the samba on your scalp. 1107 00:50:17,214 --> 00:50:18,880 I should warn you, 1108 00:50:18,882 --> 00:50:21,716 Gallagher shit is very contagious. 1109 00:50:39,069 --> 00:50:41,820 Hey, it's Toria. 1110 00:50:41,872 --> 00:50:43,738 You still want company? 1111 00:50:43,740 --> 00:50:45,740 You in there? 1112 00:50:47,978 --> 00:50:50,412 Hello. 1113 00:50:51,648 --> 00:50:54,282 Hello, you in there? 1114 00:51:06,596 --> 00:51:10,432 Well, this is a completely new brand of foreplay for me. 1115 00:51:10,434 --> 00:51:13,735 You really-- you know how to keep it interesting, Gallagher. 1116 00:51:13,770 --> 00:51:15,937 You regret asking me to move in yet? 1117 00:51:15,989 --> 00:51:17,856 It's only been a couple hours. 1118 00:51:17,908 --> 00:51:20,859 I'll let you know in a few. 1119 00:51:20,911 --> 00:51:22,444 Ah. 1120 00:51:22,446 --> 00:51:24,279 There he is. 1121 00:51:24,331 --> 00:51:27,282 Now, where's his ugly cousin? 1122 00:51:38,178 --> 00:51:40,378 Mm. 1123 00:51:40,430 --> 00:51:42,964 Frankie, you are a slimy bastard, 1124 00:51:43,016 --> 00:51:45,633 but I find it charming. 1125 00:51:45,685 --> 00:51:48,103 You've been working so hard to keep me here, 1126 00:51:48,138 --> 00:51:49,971 and guess what. 1127 00:51:52,609 --> 00:51:54,275 You win. 1128 00:51:57,114 --> 00:51:58,980 Good. 1129 00:51:58,982 --> 00:52:01,983 Oh, wait, Frankie, that's my belly button. 1130 00:52:01,985 --> 00:52:04,652 It feels fucking fantastic. 1131 00:52:04,704 --> 00:52:06,070 Oh, God! 1132 00:52:06,123 --> 00:52:08,990 Oh, God! Oh! Oh, God. 1133 00:52:13,663 --> 00:52:15,747 So the superiors 1134 00:52:15,799 --> 00:52:18,500 put all the inferiors in bad summer camps 1135 00:52:18,502 --> 00:52:20,969 'cause they didn't want 'em crossin' the border 1136 00:52:21,004 --> 00:52:22,971 and ruinin' the neighborhood, 1137 00:52:23,006 --> 00:52:25,140 and that is why Hitler 1138 00:52:25,175 --> 00:52:27,892 is a great American leader. 1139 00:52:31,681 --> 00:52:34,649 German, but I think you've made your point here, 1140 00:52:34,684 --> 00:52:36,267 my young Trump. 1141 00:52:41,023 --> 00:52:45,741 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com