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[Drunk] This is what you... (Indistinct)
last (Indistinct)...

2
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I'm thinking about
going back to medical school.

3
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Dr. Jimmy, huh?

4
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We're celebrating Fiona's
impending marriage to a doctor.

5
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Oh, wow. Really?

6
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- You can come with me.
- To Michigan?

7
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Good luck
convincing her to move.

8
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Fiona?

9
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Estefania, dammit, your wife.

10
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A man has few things
of real value in this life.

11
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His family.
The value of his word.

12
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Are you a man of your word?

13
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You don't live here anymore.

14
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You still someone I can trust?

15
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Mickey getting married.
Does that make sense to you?

16
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She works at Garden Spring Spa,

17
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if you call jerking off
random dudes "working."

18
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Terry made Mickey fuck her
to fuck the gay out of 'em.

19
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I know what he felt with me.

20
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You can't fake that.

21
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- What'd you hit?
- Girl at school.

22
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I wasn't very nice to Karen.

23
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She was so happy
when she got that text from you.

24
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Text?

25
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The night of the accident
when she came to meet you.

26
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You're taking Mandy
for granted.

27
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She's kind.
She's devoted.

28
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She's not someone
whose feelings you can ignore.

29
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Should we be
planning for the worst?

30
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I've seen miracles.
They do happen.

31
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Keep engaging her.

32
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Let her know you're here.

33
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You're a prince, Jody.

34
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I think that you're her prince.

35
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I took her prince.

36
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She believed
in the kiss of true love.

37
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[Gasps]

38
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Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com

39
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[High Strung's
<i>The Luck You Got]</i>

40
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♪ ♪

41
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♪ Think of all the luck
you got ♪

42
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♪ know that
it's not for naught ♪

43
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♪ You were beaming
once before ♪

44
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♪ but it's not like that
anymore ♪

45
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♪ What is this downside ♪

46
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♪ that you speak of? ♪

47
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♪ What is this feeling ♪

48
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♪ you're so sure of? ♪

49
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♪ ♪

50
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♪ Round up the friends
you got ♪

51
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♪ know that
they're not for naught ♪

52
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♪ You were willing
once before ♪

53
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♪ but it's not like that
anymore ♪

54
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♪ What is this downside ♪

55
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♪ that you speak of? ♪

56
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♪ What is this feeling ♪

57
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♪ you're so sure of? ♪

58
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[Inhales, groans]

59
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Oh, Jesus.

60
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You look like a baby rabbit
when you sleep.

61
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Exactly what every man
wants to hear

62
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first thing in the morning.

63
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[Laughs]

64
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You awake long?

65
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A while.

66
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This whole Ann Arbor thing--

67
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we can make it work.

68
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Been doing some research.

69
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Worldwide Cup
has an office in Canton

70
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only 18 miles from campus.

71
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- Wow.
- I know, right?

72
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I'm gonna see
if they need help.

73
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And the public schools there

74
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are a hell of a lot better.

75
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I called a couple.

76
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They actually
answered the phone.

77
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They said that Debbie and Carl
could transfer mid-year.

78
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They're so nice about it.

79
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I just don't want
the kids resenting me

80
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for making them
leave their friends at school.

81
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What friends?
Lip's graduating.

82
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I'm not sure what to do
about Ian yet,

83
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but I'll ask him
when he's feeling better.

84
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- And the house?
- Sublet it, maybe.

85
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I don't know yet.

86
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Wow. I mean,
you've really turned a corner.

87
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[Chuckles] Yeah.

88
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- Morning.
- Mm.

89
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You never
came to bed last night.

90
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Yeah, no, sorry,
I got sucked into, um...

91
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Zambian women's boxing.

92
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Muscular women
make me feel funny.

93
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Sounds hot.

94
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Can you hurry up and get ready?

95
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I want to get to school early.

96
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Gonna swipe
some bags of tater tots

97
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from the cafeteria
for Mickey's wedding.

98
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Okay, I'll be right up.

99
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Late start this morning, guys.

100
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- Sorry, you're on your own.
- Oh, thanks, Debs.

101
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We're out of peanut butter.

102
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Is Ian staying home
from school again today?

103
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Yes, he is.
His stomach is still messed up.

104
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- Any more pop tarts left?
- Carl finished them.

105
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- He ate three.
- I'm a growing boy.

106
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"Little Broski" took a big-boy
dump on the big-boy toilet!

107
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Hey! Mwah!

108
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We're gonna celebrate
by walking to the store

109
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for some butt wipes.

110
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And peanut butter
and pop tarts.

111
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And tampons. Sorry.

112
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And make sure he wears a hat.
It's getting cold.

113
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- Tampons.
- Bye, family!

114
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Bye, Fiona!
Butch it up, dude.

115
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[Growls]

116
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Dude.

117
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You gotta get up at some point.

118
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I'm losing my mind. I--

119
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I can't stop thinking
about the wedding.

120
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All right,
last time I'm gonna say it.

121
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Do yourself a favor.

122
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Stay as far away from that
car wreck as humanly possible.

123
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Okay?
It's not worth it.

124
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Can you help me set up
this afternoon at the VFW?

125
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Uh, no, you know what?
I promised I'd go to Sheila's.

126
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You know,
Karen's getting home tonight.

127
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- Gotta help set up.
- I'll help.

128
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- You sure?
- Yeah.

129
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Hey, wait, dude,
aren't you sick?

130
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I don't get why Jody and Sheila

131
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can't set up
Karen's shit by themselves.

132
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Look, she needs
a lot of stuff, okay?

133
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She can't even
walk by herself yet.

134
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She's got frontal lobe damage.

135
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The dude who hit her

136
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probably doesn't even
have a scratch on him.

137
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♪ I turn to stone ♪

138
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♪ I can't go on ♪

139
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♪ I'm so alone without you ♪

140
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♪ it ended so ♪

141
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♪ can't take the toll
without you ♪

142
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♪ ♪

143
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Go away.
This is my turf!

144
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Your turf?
What is this,<i>West Side Story?</i>

145
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You can't own a whole train car.
It's public property.

146
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Sleeping in this car six years.

147
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Pissed, puked, jizzed in it.

148
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By law of bodily fluids,
it's mine.

149
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[Chuckles]

150
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Well, I'm not moving.

151
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Stop it!

152
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You're a terrible
homeless person.

153
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I'm not homeless.
I have a home.

154
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Then why didn't you
go there last night?

155
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I was on my way there

156
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when I sat down here
and accidentally fell asleep.

157
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Bullshit. You look like a bum,
you smell like a bum.

158
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I'm a passenger.

159
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Get off my lawn.

160
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All right!

161
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I'm going!

162
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To my house, where I live,

163
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like a respectable human being.

164
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I have labeled
the quarterly reports

165
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from the last four years

166
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with color-coded tabs,
stapled and collated.

167
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And I've included double-sided
copies for the archive.

168
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Oh, dang, maestro.

169
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I was wondering
if you knew of any positions

170
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opening up
in your Michigan office.

171
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Uh, I could ask.
You leaving us?

172
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My boyfriend might be
going to med school at U of M.

173
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We're not sure yet.

174
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Wow. That's terrific.

175
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We'll be sad to see you go.

176
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Me too.

177
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Uh, sorry.

178
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I don't know
if you're busy this weekend,

179
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but my family has a cabin.

180
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It's like a half an hour drive
north of here.

181
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We go every year
during the fall,

182
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we camp,
and toast marshmallows,

183
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and kinda drink our faces off.

184
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Uh...

185
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Shit, so--

186
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I'm doing this really,
really badly.

187
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I am totally
inviting both of you

188
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and the pile of kids you brought
to the softball game.

189
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Real-- they'd have a great time.
How many are there total?

190
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Two teens, two preteens,
and a toddler.

191
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Perfect, I mean,
we've got extra tents,

192
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we've got sub-zero
sleeping bags,

193
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the little ones share a tent,

194
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tell ghost stories,
while the adults

195
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just get blitzed by the fire.

196
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And I mean, tons of people
from work usually come.

197
00:08:01,202 --> 00:08:02,168
It's great.

198
00:08:02,202 --> 00:08:03,469
Sounds good.

199
00:08:03,503 --> 00:08:05,204
My brothers
might have a wedding,

200
00:08:05,239 --> 00:08:07,106
but I'll check
with the rest of the gang.

201
00:08:07,141 --> 00:08:08,274
Yeah, cool. Let me know.

202
00:08:08,309 --> 00:08:11,612
Okay.

203
00:08:11,646 --> 00:08:12,780
[Phone plays sheep bleating]

204
00:08:12,814 --> 00:08:14,548
What's that, Liam?

205
00:08:14,582 --> 00:08:15,715
Is that the world's
most annoying sheep?

206
00:08:15,750 --> 00:08:16,716
What's he saying?

207
00:08:16,751 --> 00:08:18,651
[Imitates bleating]

208
00:08:18,686 --> 00:08:19,819
[Cell phone rings]

209
00:08:19,854 --> 00:08:22,789
Whoa.

210
00:08:22,823 --> 00:08:24,290
- Whoa, are they there now?
- Who?

211
00:08:24,325 --> 00:08:26,159
- The INS.
- No.

212
00:08:26,194 --> 00:08:28,195
Then why are you calling me?

213
00:08:28,229 --> 00:08:31,364
I have this stupid shoe
I bought, and it break.

214
00:08:31,399 --> 00:08:34,300
And I tried to call to complain,
but they don't understand me.

215
00:08:34,335 --> 00:08:35,835
You call, yeah?

216
00:08:35,869 --> 00:08:39,705
No, Estefania,
this number's for emergencies.

217
00:08:39,739 --> 00:08:41,507
I'm bored, Steve.

218
00:08:41,541 --> 00:08:45,411
All I do, I sit here
with textbooks, go shopping,

219
00:08:45,445 --> 00:08:48,414
I get bad sex with horny boys
with tiny pintinhos.

220
00:08:48,448 --> 00:08:49,648
Okay, okay.

221
00:08:49,683 --> 00:08:51,551
I will go to the store later.

222
00:08:51,585 --> 00:08:53,419
- Come over.
- Okay, okay.

223
00:08:53,453 --> 00:08:55,354
Gotta go.
Here, here, here.

224
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[Phone plays pig oinking]
What's that? What's that, Liam?

225
00:08:56,957 --> 00:08:59,693
Is that a piggy? A filthy,
snorting bacon machine?

226
00:08:59,727 --> 00:09:03,330
[Oinks]

227
00:09:03,364 --> 00:09:06,333
Wow. Can you do
cows and chickens too?

228
00:09:06,367 --> 00:09:07,534
Not as good as your mom.

229
00:09:07,568 --> 00:09:09,569
I have your mail.

230
00:09:09,604 --> 00:09:13,840
Cable, utility, rent.
Your checkbook. Sign?

231
00:09:13,874 --> 00:09:15,374
I have personal things
for you as well.

232
00:09:15,409 --> 00:09:17,343
<i>TV guide, architectural di--</i>
<i>anthropologie.</i>

233
00:09:17,378 --> 00:09:19,346
Is that for girls?

234
00:09:19,380 --> 00:09:21,248
I also have this.

235
00:09:21,282 --> 00:09:25,119
University of Michigan
enrollment notification.

236
00:09:25,153 --> 00:09:27,287
Classes begin in January?

237
00:09:27,322 --> 00:09:29,123
You opened my mail?
That's a felony.

238
00:09:29,157 --> 00:09:31,125
So you were able
to convince Estefania to move?

239
00:09:31,159 --> 00:09:33,027
It's-- um--

240
00:09:33,062 --> 00:09:35,063
it's a work in progress.
I'm working on it. Just don't--

241
00:09:35,097 --> 00:09:38,200
Ah, but Fiona's
aware of your plans, I assume.

242
00:09:38,234 --> 00:09:39,401
You're getting careless.

243
00:09:39,435 --> 00:09:42,137
Don't.

244
00:09:42,171 --> 00:09:44,072
[Door opens] Hey.

245
00:09:44,107 --> 00:09:45,907
Hey. Uh...
[Clears throat]

246
00:09:45,942 --> 00:09:47,642
bad time?

247
00:09:47,677 --> 00:09:51,379
No, just putting together
some baby stuff way prematurely.

248
00:09:51,414 --> 00:09:53,148
- [Chuckles]
- What's up?

249
00:09:53,182 --> 00:09:55,484
Um, I need your advice.

250
00:09:55,518 --> 00:09:57,919
Well, if it's about infants,
college, or tiny dicks,

251
00:09:57,954 --> 00:09:59,420
I'm the wrong guy.

252
00:09:59,455 --> 00:10:00,989
Uh, no, it's, um--

253
00:10:01,023 --> 00:10:03,257
it's about crazy.
You were married to once.

254
00:10:03,291 --> 00:10:06,127
Why, is Mandy going
a little cuckoo for cocoa puffs?

255
00:10:06,161 --> 00:10:08,362
Yeah, I think she ran over
Karen with her car.

256
00:10:10,265 --> 00:10:11,799
What?

257
00:10:11,833 --> 00:10:13,767
I think she-- she ran over
Karen with her car,

258
00:10:13,802 --> 00:10:16,570
and also she-- she carries this
like huge stockpile of arms--

259
00:10:16,604 --> 00:10:19,006
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.

260
00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:20,674
Your current girlfriend

261
00:10:20,708 --> 00:10:23,844
ran over your ex-girlfriend
with a car?

262
00:10:23,878 --> 00:10:25,913
Signs point to yes.
I mean, I--

263
00:10:25,948 --> 00:10:27,915
I don't know. I don't know
what she's capable of.

264
00:10:27,949 --> 00:10:29,249
Dude, you're at DEFCON 1.

265
00:10:29,284 --> 00:10:30,751
You need to get
the fuck outta there.

266
00:10:30,785 --> 00:10:32,319
Tell me how.

267
00:10:32,354 --> 00:10:34,288
Very slowly.

268
00:10:34,323 --> 00:10:36,791
You need to make her think
it's her idea.

269
00:10:36,825 --> 00:10:38,192
Keep your distance.

270
00:10:38,226 --> 00:10:40,528
Because once they get
behind the wheel,

271
00:10:40,562 --> 00:10:42,697
there's no going back.

272
00:10:42,731 --> 00:10:44,599
Okay. I mean, I'm--
I'm-- I'm gone a lot, you know?

273
00:10:44,633 --> 00:10:46,267
They need a lot of help
over at Karen's, so--

274
00:10:46,302 --> 00:10:47,669
Whoa, whoa, Lip, wait, wait.

275
00:10:47,703 --> 00:10:49,438
Does Mandy know
you're going over there?

276
00:10:49,472 --> 00:10:51,773
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, I told her--

277
00:10:51,808 --> 00:10:53,475
- Lip, you can't
tell her that shit!

278
00:10:53,510 --> 00:10:55,143
That's like waving the flag
in front of the bull!

279
00:10:55,178 --> 00:10:56,611
- Well--
- Hide the car keys,

280
00:10:56,645 --> 00:10:58,980
stop showering,
and you tell her nothing.

281
00:10:59,014 --> 00:11:02,617
And whatever you do,
do not-- Lip.

282
00:11:02,651 --> 00:11:04,719
Do not let her bone you,

283
00:11:04,753 --> 00:11:07,856
because that oxytocin stuff
makes them adhesive.

284
00:11:07,890 --> 00:11:10,025
You got it?

285
00:11:10,059 --> 00:11:11,259
Yeah.

286
00:11:14,930 --> 00:11:16,630
I'm not supposed to
talk to you.

287
00:11:16,665 --> 00:11:18,532
- Fiona and Lip will be mad.
- Well, of course they will.

288
00:11:18,566 --> 00:11:20,867
They treat me like a leper
because I'm "a bad father."

289
00:11:20,902 --> 00:11:22,369
Yeah, right.

290
00:11:22,403 --> 00:11:24,404
Tell you, you haven't
seen bad parenting

291
00:11:24,439 --> 00:11:26,807
till you witness my mother
in her glory days.

292
00:11:26,841 --> 00:11:29,175
Had this piece of wood
she called a retribution stick.

293
00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:31,978
Flat side, skinny side.

294
00:11:32,012 --> 00:11:34,180
If I did something small,
like steal an extra cookie

295
00:11:34,214 --> 00:11:36,849
or piss in her shampoo bottle--
whack. Flat side.

296
00:11:36,883 --> 00:11:38,585
But if I did something heinous,

297
00:11:38,619 --> 00:11:40,487
like set fire to her bed
when she was napping,

298
00:11:40,521 --> 00:11:42,923
or rat her out for her
garage gambling ring,

299
00:11:42,957 --> 00:11:44,424
the skinny side.

300
00:11:44,459 --> 00:11:46,527
Like a whip.

301
00:11:46,561 --> 00:11:47,928
Whack! Whack!
Whack, whack, whack!

302
00:11:47,962 --> 00:11:49,496
Whack! Whack!

303
00:11:49,531 --> 00:11:51,532
Whack! But did I
throw that bitch

304
00:11:51,566 --> 00:11:53,567
into the gutter
when she needed a home? No.

305
00:11:53,601 --> 00:11:56,536
I brushed her hair.
I washed her saggy tits.

306
00:11:56,570 --> 00:11:58,338
I irrigated her ulcers.

307
00:11:58,372 --> 00:12:00,240
I nursed her
all the way to the grave.

308
00:12:00,274 --> 00:12:04,243
But you people, making me
homeless in the dead of autumn?

309
00:12:04,278 --> 00:12:06,779
After I got you through cancer?

310
00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:09,248
I slept on a train last night!

311
00:12:09,282 --> 00:12:10,849
Cool. Can I try that?

312
00:12:10,884 --> 00:12:14,020
No! It's barbaric.
I have no place to go!

313
00:12:14,054 --> 00:12:17,290
Do you get it?

314
00:12:17,324 --> 00:12:19,792
I could sneak you
in the van tonight.

315
00:12:19,827 --> 00:12:24,397
You'd do that for me?

316
00:12:24,432 --> 00:12:26,866
You little piker, you.

317
00:12:49,791 --> 00:12:52,893
You made it.

318
00:12:52,928 --> 00:12:57,431
Chairs are over here,
and watch out for splinters.

319
00:12:57,465 --> 00:13:00,434
You know, um,
Lip is still up Karen's ass.

320
00:13:00,468 --> 00:13:02,936
It's getting old.

321
00:13:02,971 --> 00:13:04,438
Yeah.

322
00:13:04,472 --> 00:13:08,675
So, Svetlana.
She like, uh--

323
00:13:08,710 --> 00:13:10,177
She's quiet.

324
00:13:10,212 --> 00:13:11,646
And skinny, which is weird,

325
00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:13,347
'cause he usually
bags fat chicks.

326
00:13:13,382 --> 00:13:16,250
I do his laundry.

327
00:13:16,284 --> 00:13:18,853
I apply to colleges for him,
and what the hell does Karen do?

328
00:13:18,887 --> 00:13:22,823
Drools and farts.
I mean, come on.

329
00:13:22,858 --> 00:13:23,925
Think he loves her?

330
00:13:23,959 --> 00:13:25,259
She's brain-dead.

331
00:13:25,294 --> 00:13:27,528
- I mean Mickey.
- I dunno.

332
00:13:27,563 --> 00:13:29,664
Tons of guys
get chicks knocked up

333
00:13:29,698 --> 00:13:31,866
and don't get hitched, so...

334
00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:34,035
Dad's super excited.
Planned the whole thing.

335
00:13:34,069 --> 00:13:37,038
Invited his buds
from the gun club.

336
00:13:37,072 --> 00:13:41,676
It's kind of sweet.

337
00:13:41,710 --> 00:13:43,778
[Chair clatters]

338
00:13:43,812 --> 00:13:48,482
[Phone playing animal sounds]

339
00:13:50,519 --> 00:13:52,286
Hey, look what I
stole from work.

340
00:13:52,321 --> 00:13:54,455
Three cheers
for Captain Cappuccino.

341
00:13:54,489 --> 00:13:56,190
Take some cream
with that hostility?

342
00:13:56,225 --> 00:13:58,293
Oh, no, it's fine,
just whisk my best friend off

343
00:13:58,327 --> 00:13:59,994
when I'm about to have a baby,
no biggie.

344
00:14:00,029 --> 00:14:01,296
Whoa,
we're telling people already?

345
00:14:01,330 --> 00:14:03,164
Not "people." Just V.

346
00:14:03,198 --> 00:14:05,533
And Mike from work, who says
he'll look into transferring me.

347
00:14:05,567 --> 00:14:07,368
Oh, don't get
your panties in a wad.

348
00:14:07,402 --> 00:14:09,170
I know how
to keep my mouth shut.

349
00:14:09,204 --> 00:14:10,805
Look, I'm happy for you.
I'm just sad for me.

350
00:14:10,839 --> 00:14:12,506
Oh... don't worry,

351
00:14:12,541 --> 00:14:15,709
we'll come visit
your li'l peanut once a month.

352
00:14:15,744 --> 00:14:17,477
Or you could come stay with us.
[Cell phone ringing]

353
00:14:17,512 --> 00:14:19,646
I found a couple four and five
bedroom houses online today.

354
00:14:19,681 --> 00:14:21,882
Cheaper than Chicago.

355
00:14:21,916 --> 00:14:23,417
Pizza!

356
00:14:23,451 --> 00:14:27,321
Come get it while it's hot!

357
00:14:27,356 --> 00:14:29,356
- Pizza!
- Pepperoni!

358
00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:30,357
How was school?

359
00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:32,392
We did fractions today.

360
00:14:32,427 --> 00:14:35,262
Chew your food like a human.
[Phone whinnies]

361
00:14:35,296 --> 00:14:36,830
So, Mike from the office

362
00:14:36,864 --> 00:14:39,265
is planning this big
camping trip this weekend,

363
00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:40,367
and we're all invited.

364
00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:42,169
You wanna go?

365
00:14:42,203 --> 00:14:43,370
- Yeah! Can we make s'mores?
- Uh-huh.

366
00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:44,738
- And shoot raccoons?
- No.

367
00:14:44,772 --> 00:14:46,273
Interested?

368
00:14:46,307 --> 00:14:48,441
Love camping in theory,
except for the bugs,

369
00:14:48,476 --> 00:14:49,676
and the dirt,
and the ground-sleeping.

370
00:14:49,710 --> 00:14:50,777
But yeah, sounds great.

371
00:14:50,811 --> 00:14:52,612
Mwah.

372
00:14:52,647 --> 00:14:54,948
Well, caffeine addicts await.

373
00:14:54,983 --> 00:14:58,685
Bye-bye, Dr. Jim.

374
00:14:58,719 --> 00:14:59,853
So...

375
00:14:59,887 --> 00:15:01,721
[Sighs]

376
00:15:01,756 --> 00:15:04,191
you guys know
how Jimmy's thinking about

377
00:15:04,225 --> 00:15:05,959
maybe going back to med school?

378
00:15:05,993 --> 00:15:06,960
- Mm-hmm.
- No.

379
00:15:06,994 --> 00:15:08,695
Okay, well,

380
00:15:08,729 --> 00:15:10,597
if he does,

381
00:15:10,631 --> 00:15:14,568
it would be in Michigan.

382
00:15:14,603 --> 00:15:15,703
He'd leave us?

383
00:15:15,737 --> 00:15:18,706
Or we'd go with him.

384
00:15:18,741 --> 00:15:20,308
Maybe.

385
00:15:20,342 --> 00:15:22,911
To Michigan.
What about school?

386
00:15:22,945 --> 00:15:23,912
Well, it'll only be for a year.

387
00:15:23,947 --> 00:15:25,314
And nothing's decided.

388
00:15:25,348 --> 00:15:26,882
I just want you
to start thinking about it.

389
00:15:26,917 --> 00:15:28,417
What about Frank?
We can't leave him here.

390
00:15:28,452 --> 00:15:30,486
- Of course we can.
- But it's getting cold.

391
00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:32,722
His thick layer of bullshit
will keep him warm.

392
00:15:32,757 --> 00:15:35,058
[Cell phone ringing]

393
00:15:35,092 --> 00:15:37,427
[Laughs] Mm.

394
00:15:37,461 --> 00:15:39,128
Hello?

395
00:15:39,163 --> 00:15:41,598
Jimmy's not here right now.
Can I take a message?

396
00:15:41,632 --> 00:15:44,067
Oh, wow, where is it?

397
00:15:44,101 --> 00:15:47,837
How many bathrooms?

398
00:15:47,872 --> 00:15:50,674
A studio?

399
00:15:50,708 --> 00:15:54,845
I will pass that on.

400
00:15:54,879 --> 00:15:56,413
Who was that?

401
00:15:56,447 --> 00:15:58,282
Ann Arbor Rentals.

402
00:15:58,316 --> 00:16:00,751
The application
Jimmy put in went through.

403
00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:02,153
What's a studio?

404
00:16:02,187 --> 00:16:03,687
It's a one-room apartment,
Debs.

405
00:16:03,722 --> 00:16:05,522
I thought you said
it wasn't decided yet.

406
00:16:05,557 --> 00:16:08,826
How are we all
gonna fit in one room?

407
00:16:13,398 --> 00:16:15,299
[Door opens]

408
00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:17,768
They're here!
They're here!

409
00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:19,970
They're here!

410
00:16:20,005 --> 00:16:21,839
They're here!
[Gasps]

411
00:16:21,873 --> 00:16:24,442
Welcome home!
Welcome home!

412
00:16:24,476 --> 00:16:26,544
Look at you, sweet girl!

413
00:16:26,578 --> 00:16:29,213
I'm gonna go grab her stuff.

414
00:16:29,248 --> 00:16:31,349
Look at you.
You look so much better.

415
00:16:31,383 --> 00:16:35,219
Oh, my gosh, the color's
back in your cheeks.

416
00:16:35,253 --> 00:16:37,221
Are you happy to be home?

417
00:16:37,255 --> 00:16:39,990
Yes. I--

418
00:16:40,025 --> 00:16:42,626
This place is nice.
I remember.

419
00:16:42,661 --> 00:16:43,894
Aw...

420
00:16:43,929 --> 00:16:45,363
Hi, Lip.

421
00:16:45,397 --> 00:16:46,998
Hi.

422
00:16:58,344 --> 00:17:02,814
I-I'm, um...

423
00:17:02,849 --> 00:17:05,217
I'm sorry we didn't
install the rails outside.

424
00:17:05,251 --> 00:17:08,220
It's just been so wet.

425
00:17:08,254 --> 00:17:12,891
Um, are you hungry?
I made smoothies.

426
00:17:12,925 --> 00:17:13,925
I'll get you some.

427
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:18,096
[Door opens, closes]

428
00:17:20,933 --> 00:17:24,135
Here we go.

429
00:17:26,038 --> 00:17:27,839
What is this?

430
00:17:27,873 --> 00:17:29,440
It's a smoothie.

431
00:17:29,475 --> 00:17:32,477
[Slurping]

432
00:17:39,618 --> 00:17:41,185
Ahh...

433
00:17:41,219 --> 00:17:42,886
I like the cold on my throat.

434
00:17:42,921 --> 00:17:45,889
And the tongue-taste.

435
00:17:45,923 --> 00:17:47,123
What is this?

436
00:17:47,158 --> 00:17:50,027
Well, it's a smoothie.

437
00:17:50,061 --> 00:17:51,795
- Right.
- Oh.

438
00:17:51,829 --> 00:17:53,963
[Inhales]

439
00:17:53,998 --> 00:17:57,400
Mm, good night.

440
00:18:02,406 --> 00:18:04,708
What did Dr. Ron
say about this?

441
00:18:04,742 --> 00:18:06,477
She still has
most of her old memories,

442
00:18:06,511 --> 00:18:09,280
she just can't form
any new ones.

443
00:18:09,314 --> 00:18:10,548
Got some pamphlets
from the hospital.

444
00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:11,549
Yeah, thanks.

445
00:18:11,584 --> 00:18:14,786
Um, when's it go away?

446
00:18:14,821 --> 00:18:16,421
Everyone's different, you know?

447
00:18:16,456 --> 00:18:18,557
Could be permanent,
but I say we keep hope alive.

448
00:18:18,592 --> 00:18:20,893
I got family down in Sedona.

449
00:18:20,927 --> 00:18:22,327
They have
healing vortexes out there.

450
00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:23,328
Alternative treatments
and stuff.

451
00:18:23,363 --> 00:18:24,730
Oh, she just got home.

452
00:18:24,764 --> 00:18:27,432
We don't know
what she needs yet.

453
00:18:27,467 --> 00:18:29,968
She seems nicer though.

454
00:18:32,873 --> 00:18:33,906
- Hey.
- Hey.

455
00:18:33,940 --> 00:18:35,641
You left your phone at home.

456
00:18:35,676 --> 00:18:37,109
You didn't have to come down
here to bring it to me.

457
00:18:37,143 --> 00:18:38,577
- You got a weird phone call.
- From who?

458
00:18:38,612 --> 00:18:40,012
Some lady from a--
from a rental place.

459
00:18:40,046 --> 00:18:41,847
She said your credit's
been approved.

460
00:18:41,881 --> 00:18:44,583
You can sign your contract on
your studio whenever you want.

461
00:18:44,617 --> 00:18:47,620
Seems like a tight squeeze.
I mean, all of us in one room.

462
00:18:47,654 --> 00:18:50,789
I filled out that application
form before we talked.

463
00:18:50,824 --> 00:18:52,491
There was hardly anything
available on campus,

464
00:18:52,526 --> 00:18:53,793
and it seemed like
a good opportunity.

465
00:18:53,827 --> 00:18:55,194
So you put a deposit down.

466
00:18:55,229 --> 00:18:56,195
I had to for them
to run the credit check.

467
00:18:56,230 --> 00:18:57,764
On a studio apartment.

468
00:18:57,798 --> 00:18:59,632
Okay, I guess I didn't
think it through.

469
00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:01,601
What, have you signed up
for classes already?

470
00:19:01,635 --> 00:19:03,035
Technically, I'm enrolled,
but it's complicated

471
00:19:03,070 --> 00:19:05,472
- 'cause of my deferral.
- Hey!

472
00:19:05,506 --> 00:19:09,676
Now might be a good time
for a little break-o.

473
00:19:09,710 --> 00:19:11,511
So, you're going,
just like that?

474
00:19:11,545 --> 00:19:12,946
Like I said, nothing's final.

475
00:19:12,980 --> 00:19:14,380
But you had
no plans to bring us.

476
00:19:14,415 --> 00:19:15,381
You've been slowly
backing away all along.

477
00:19:15,416 --> 00:19:17,050
Think about it.

478
00:19:17,084 --> 00:19:18,785
Isn't it so much easier
if I get a place over there

479
00:19:18,819 --> 00:19:20,453
and come home on the weekends?

480
00:19:20,487 --> 00:19:22,554
I mean, why uproot
the entire family?

481
00:19:22,589 --> 00:19:26,224
- I can't even believe this.
- It's a four-hour train ride!

482
00:19:26,259 --> 00:19:28,293
For one year,
it's totally doable!

483
00:19:28,327 --> 00:19:31,062
You made the decision
without me,

484
00:19:31,096 --> 00:19:33,231
as if it has
absolutely no effect on us.

485
00:19:33,265 --> 00:19:35,466
Okay, and how is that
any different from what you did

486
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,468
when you decided to become
legal guardian of those kids?

487
00:19:37,502 --> 00:19:40,037
You never once considered
how I'd be affected.

488
00:19:40,071 --> 00:19:42,573
- Those kids are my life.
- No shit, Fiona.

489
00:19:42,607 --> 00:19:44,908
And maybe if you would've
asked me, I woulda said, "yes.

490
00:19:44,943 --> 00:19:46,376
Let's do this together."
But you didn't.

491
00:19:46,411 --> 00:19:48,378
It didn't even
occur to you to ask me.

492
00:19:48,413 --> 00:19:49,847
No, you have known from day one

493
00:19:49,881 --> 00:19:51,582
what you were
getting into with me.

494
00:19:51,616 --> 00:19:52,683
Right, I got sucked
into your world.

495
00:19:52,717 --> 00:19:54,218
I bent to your rules.

496
00:19:54,252 --> 00:19:55,653
I just assumed
that we'd eventually decide

497
00:19:55,687 --> 00:19:57,889
how to move forward together
like couples do,

498
00:19:57,923 --> 00:19:59,757
but there never was "we!"

499
00:19:59,791 --> 00:20:01,492
What have I been doing?

500
00:20:01,526 --> 00:20:05,330
Cooking, cleaning, laundry,
living in a goddamn slum!

501
00:20:05,364 --> 00:20:10,335
[Laughs]

502
00:20:10,369 --> 00:20:13,237
A slum?

503
00:20:13,271 --> 00:20:15,539
You made me feel
like I could depend on you,

504
00:20:15,573 --> 00:20:17,407
- and now it's a slum?
- Isn't it?

505
00:20:17,442 --> 00:20:21,011
I got robbed at gunpoint
by a 12-year-old girl, Fiona!

506
00:20:21,045 --> 00:20:23,080
Why don't you go find another
fuckin' place to sleep!

507
00:20:23,114 --> 00:20:26,383
A fucking studio!

508
00:20:31,890 --> 00:20:34,291
[Whistles]

509
00:20:51,176 --> 00:20:54,478
Ahh. Old cigarettes
and skunk piss.

510
00:20:58,086 --> 00:20:59,104
Here.

511
00:21:02,587 --> 00:21:05,056
- Just crusts?
- That's all they had.

512
00:21:05,090 --> 00:21:07,992
Well, what about breakfast?

513
00:21:08,026 --> 00:21:10,395
Son...

514
00:21:10,429 --> 00:21:12,063
I hope you never have to know

515
00:21:12,098 --> 00:21:14,633
what it's like
to not have a home.

516
00:21:14,667 --> 00:21:16,635
They'll get over it.
At least Fiona will.

517
00:21:16,670 --> 00:21:17,970
I wouldn't count on it.

518
00:21:18,004 --> 00:21:19,805
That ornery bitch
can hold a grudge.

519
00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:23,176
People fuck up.
That's life.

520
00:21:23,210 --> 00:21:26,078
Family is supposed
to be forever.

521
00:21:26,113 --> 00:21:29,081
Supposed to take care of you
regardless of what you do.

522
00:21:29,116 --> 00:21:32,852
That's the whole point,
otherwise why bother?

523
00:21:32,886 --> 00:21:35,355
Christ!
[Bangs head]

524
00:21:35,389 --> 00:21:40,127
There are vermin in here!

525
00:21:42,964 --> 00:21:44,499
I'm your family.

526
00:21:44,533 --> 00:21:48,803
You're right, son.
You haven't let me down.

527
00:21:48,838 --> 00:21:52,140
When I was your age,

528
00:21:52,174 --> 00:21:54,275
my pop took me
on my first heist.

529
00:21:54,310 --> 00:21:58,113
We scored a hi-fi stereo,
about 600 bucks.

530
00:21:58,147 --> 00:21:59,647
Booked a hotel,

531
00:21:59,682 --> 00:22:02,283
blew all the dough
on room service and porn.

532
00:22:02,318 --> 00:22:04,652
This was back
when you had to pay for it.

533
00:22:04,687 --> 00:22:09,657
Man.
Those were the days.

534
00:22:09,692 --> 00:22:12,560
I haven't thought
about that in years.

535
00:22:12,595 --> 00:22:15,964
My foster gays
have a lot of nice stuff.

536
00:22:15,998 --> 00:22:17,398
Your foster gays?

537
00:22:17,432 --> 00:22:18,799
Cassius and Lanier.

538
00:22:18,834 --> 00:22:21,569
Are you suggesting...

539
00:22:21,603 --> 00:22:23,070
what I think you're suggesting?

540
00:22:23,104 --> 00:22:26,406
- What do they got?
- iPods, computers...

541
00:22:26,441 --> 00:22:28,141
- How often they there?
- They work weekends.

542
00:22:28,176 --> 00:22:30,076
- Can you pick a lock?
- I have their security code.

543
00:22:30,111 --> 00:22:33,580
Is that so?

544
00:22:38,419 --> 00:22:39,485
That's all right.

545
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:42,488
[Rock music]

546
00:22:42,523 --> 00:22:46,058
♪ ♪

547
00:22:46,092 --> 00:22:48,160
♪ Well, I can't stand still ♪

548
00:22:48,194 --> 00:22:50,996
♪ you got me in a spin ♪

549
00:22:51,030 --> 00:22:54,165
♪ you know,
I can't stand still ♪

550
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:57,168
♪ you got me in a spin ♪

551
00:22:57,203 --> 00:23:00,238
♪ you don't forget,
oh, such a spin ♪

552
00:23:00,272 --> 00:23:03,875
♪ the meanest shake
that I could have ever been ♪

553
00:23:03,909 --> 00:23:06,176
♪ you know
that I'm struggling ♪

554
00:23:06,211 --> 00:23:08,746
♪ to pick myself
off the floor ♪

555
00:23:08,780 --> 00:23:10,848
♪ you know
that I'm struggling ♪

556
00:23:10,882 --> 00:23:14,384
Rise and shine.
We're going camping.

557
00:23:14,418 --> 00:23:16,219
Pack some warm clothes, okay?

558
00:23:16,254 --> 00:23:17,754
Gets cold by the lake at night.

559
00:23:17,788 --> 00:23:20,257
Did you talk to Jimmy
about the studio yet?

560
00:23:20,291 --> 00:23:21,792
No. Let's go.

561
00:23:24,462 --> 00:23:25,763
[Knocks on door]

562
00:23:25,797 --> 00:23:27,766
Good morning.

563
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:29,634
Let's go. Up and at 'em.

564
00:23:29,669 --> 00:23:34,640
♪ ♪

565
00:23:34,675 --> 00:23:36,209
Good morning, milk dud!

566
00:23:36,243 --> 00:23:38,945
Hey! Hi!
We're going camping!

567
00:23:38,979 --> 00:23:40,613
You want to go camping?
It's so fun.

568
00:23:40,647 --> 00:23:42,982
There's playing,
and singing, and kids.

569
00:23:43,016 --> 00:23:46,219
And there's dirt.
Oh, you love dirt!

570
00:23:46,253 --> 00:23:49,655
Can I do your ears,
or do you still hate that?

571
00:23:49,689 --> 00:23:52,090
My ears.

572
00:23:52,125 --> 00:23:53,725
Where's Jody?

573
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:57,161
He's at the Wongs',
picking up Hymie.

574
00:23:57,196 --> 00:23:58,796
Do you remember Hymie?

575
00:23:58,831 --> 00:24:02,233
I remember.
The Asian mongoloid.

576
00:24:02,267 --> 00:24:05,469
Actually,
we can call him a retard.

577
00:24:05,503 --> 00:24:07,905
We've earned that right.

578
00:24:07,939 --> 00:24:09,674
Do you want to
spend time with him?

579
00:24:09,708 --> 00:24:10,942
Yes.

580
00:24:10,976 --> 00:24:13,244
Oh, that's wonderful.

581
00:24:13,279 --> 00:24:16,181
He is so special.

582
00:24:16,215 --> 00:24:19,017
You know, I saw this movie
the other day

583
00:24:19,051 --> 00:24:20,652
about babies around the world.

584
00:24:20,686 --> 00:24:23,021
Do you know
that mothers in Africa

585
00:24:23,056 --> 00:24:26,592
wipe their babies' dirty bottoms
on their knees?

586
00:24:26,626 --> 00:24:29,261
- Where's Jody?
- At the Wongs'.

587
00:24:29,295 --> 00:24:32,297
And then they use leaves
to scrape the poop off.

588
00:24:32,331 --> 00:24:35,133
I mean, why not just use
the leaves in the first place?

589
00:24:35,167 --> 00:24:37,268
I don't understand
why they're not

590
00:24:37,302 --> 00:24:39,671
sick all the time over there
with all that bacteria.

591
00:24:39,705 --> 00:24:42,340
Bacteria.

592
00:24:42,375 --> 00:24:43,708
I'm hungry.

593
00:24:43,743 --> 00:24:45,544
I'll make sandwiches
after this.

594
00:24:45,578 --> 00:24:47,679
Where's Jody?

595
00:24:47,714 --> 00:24:49,281
I understand.

596
00:24:49,315 --> 00:24:50,482
[Knock on door]
Both: [Gasp]

597
00:24:50,516 --> 00:24:53,252
- Jody.
- Aww.

598
00:24:54,688 --> 00:24:59,391
It's cool, mom, I got this.

599
00:25:09,035 --> 00:25:13,739
Both: [Giggle]

600
00:25:18,178 --> 00:25:19,845
Okay, we ready?

601
00:25:19,879 --> 00:25:21,180
I can't find the flashlights.

602
00:25:21,214 --> 00:25:22,414
Check the closets.

603
00:25:22,449 --> 00:25:23,883
Yeah, I did, like, three times.

604
00:25:23,917 --> 00:25:25,017
- Where's Carl?
- Said he's not going.

605
00:25:25,051 --> 00:25:27,553
He doesn't feel well.

606
00:25:27,587 --> 00:25:30,422
Oh, you look like garbage.

607
00:25:30,456 --> 00:25:31,723
You sick?

608
00:25:31,757 --> 00:25:33,324
No temperature.

609
00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:35,326
Should we stay home?

610
00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:37,328
- No, I'm not that sick.
- No, no, no, please...

611
00:25:37,362 --> 00:25:39,096
Can we still go?
Liam will be so sad.

612
00:25:39,131 --> 00:25:41,265
[Sighs]

613
00:25:41,300 --> 00:25:42,600
Okay, but stay in bed.
Drink fluids.

614
00:25:42,634 --> 00:25:44,335
Hey, can you hold him
for a second?

615
00:25:44,369 --> 00:25:45,336
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

616
00:25:45,370 --> 00:25:46,671
Get my coat on.

617
00:25:46,705 --> 00:25:48,940
Okay.
Enjoy the wedding.

618
00:25:48,974 --> 00:25:52,344
I can't wait
to hear the reports.

619
00:25:52,378 --> 00:25:54,246
[Bottles jingle]

620
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:55,581
Jesus, Ian.

621
00:25:55,615 --> 00:25:57,516
What time did you
get in last night?

622
00:25:57,550 --> 00:26:00,252
- 3:00.
- Where were ya?

623
00:26:00,287 --> 00:26:01,253
Out.
[Burps]

624
00:26:01,288 --> 00:26:02,721
- Ew, gross!
- Okay.

625
00:26:02,756 --> 00:26:05,190
Come on, upstairs.
Sleep it off.

626
00:26:05,224 --> 00:26:09,227
[Exhales]

627
00:26:09,261 --> 00:26:11,129
[Sighs]
Will someone please tell me

628
00:26:11,163 --> 00:26:12,864
what the hell is going on
with that kid?

629
00:26:12,898 --> 00:26:15,300
I'm sure he'll tell you
when he's ready.

630
00:26:15,335 --> 00:26:16,868
I hope so.

631
00:26:16,903 --> 00:26:19,238
- Okay, we are off.
- Okay.

632
00:26:19,272 --> 00:26:20,372
Bye.

633
00:26:20,407 --> 00:26:21,741
Bye, Debs.

634
00:26:21,775 --> 00:26:23,376
- Bye!
- Bye!

635
00:26:23,410 --> 00:26:24,577
Bye!

636
00:26:24,611 --> 00:26:27,781
Nurture nature!

637
00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:43,430
We haven't had sex
in over a week.

638
00:26:43,464 --> 00:26:45,599
Yeah, I've, uh...

639
00:26:45,633 --> 00:26:49,403
been a little distracted.

640
00:26:51,506 --> 00:26:54,308
What the fuck?!

641
00:26:56,678 --> 00:26:58,478
- Whatever you do...
- Hey--

642
00:26:58,513 --> 00:27:00,013
Whatever you do...

643
00:27:00,048 --> 00:27:02,016
do not...
do not...

644
00:27:02,050 --> 00:27:03,417
let her bone you.

645
00:27:03,451 --> 00:27:06,954
Hey--
[Grunting]

646
00:27:09,558 --> 00:27:12,027
You belong here...

647
00:27:12,061 --> 00:27:13,428
with me.

648
00:27:13,462 --> 00:27:16,098
Not with that
fucking vegetable.

649
00:27:16,132 --> 00:27:18,500
Aah!

650
00:27:18,535 --> 00:27:23,505
[Panting]

651
00:27:27,710 --> 00:27:29,378
Hey, man,
thanks for letting me crash.

652
00:27:29,412 --> 00:27:34,116
Well, you just sorta
showed up, so...

653
00:27:34,150 --> 00:27:35,818
What time did we
crap out last night?

654
00:27:35,852 --> 00:27:37,453
I was in bed by 11:00.

655
00:27:37,487 --> 00:27:40,456
You must have
passed out after 3:00,

656
00:27:40,490 --> 00:27:43,392
'cause that's the last time
I heard the bathroom door slam.

657
00:27:43,426 --> 00:27:46,562
Time five out of five,
each time louder than the last.

658
00:27:46,597 --> 00:27:48,130
Hmm.

659
00:27:48,165 --> 00:27:51,034
I'm-- I'm sorry, man.
I'm a mess.

660
00:27:51,068 --> 00:27:53,470
- I got in this huge fight with--
- With your girlfriend.

661
00:27:53,504 --> 00:27:57,340
We talked about it
for two hours straight.

662
00:27:57,375 --> 00:27:59,409
Oh. Uh, hey,
what time is it?

663
00:27:59,443 --> 00:28:02,178
1:30. I gotta split.
I'm on, uh, afternoon rotation.

664
00:28:02,212 --> 00:28:05,481
You may as well finish that.

665
00:28:05,516 --> 00:28:07,883
This door locks behind you
if you pull it hard,

666
00:28:07,918 --> 00:28:12,588
- which you're awesome at, so...
- Okay.

667
00:28:12,622 --> 00:28:14,356
[Exhales]

668
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:20,196
[Cell phone beeps]

669
00:28:20,230 --> 00:28:22,098
Hey, uh, Kev, it's Lip.

670
00:28:22,132 --> 00:28:24,066
Um...

671
00:28:24,101 --> 00:28:25,601
look, I fucked up.
I, um--

672
00:28:25,636 --> 00:28:30,540
I let her bone me. Just--
[Footsteps approaching]

673
00:28:30,575 --> 00:28:33,877
call me back as soon
as you get this, all right?

674
00:28:33,912 --> 00:28:36,447
- You okay in there?
- Yeah.

675
00:28:36,481 --> 00:28:39,049
You sure?

676
00:28:39,083 --> 00:28:41,619
Yeah, I'm just, uh,
a little backed up.

677
00:28:41,653 --> 00:28:44,221
For 45 minutes?

678
00:28:44,256 --> 00:28:47,191
Yup.

679
00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:49,193
- Can I get you anything?
- No, please.

680
00:28:49,227 --> 00:28:51,729
I'm-- I'm great. Okay?
I'm fine. Thank you.

681
00:28:51,763 --> 00:28:55,032
I-I-I hate my dress.

682
00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:56,232
I look like a drag queen.

683
00:28:56,267 --> 00:28:57,467
You think Fiona would mind

684
00:28:57,501 --> 00:28:59,902
- if I borrowed one of hers?
- Yes.

685
00:28:59,937 --> 00:29:03,272
- She'd mind, or she'd let me?
- Mind!

686
00:29:06,309 --> 00:29:08,543
Jesus!
Barge right in, why don't you?

687
00:29:08,578 --> 00:29:11,646
What's going on?

688
00:29:11,681 --> 00:29:13,548
I've got a lot
of stuff on my mind.

689
00:29:13,582 --> 00:29:15,616
And you can't
talk to me about it?

690
00:29:15,651 --> 00:29:17,351
No.

691
00:29:19,287 --> 00:29:20,955
What time are you
gonna come tonight?

692
00:29:20,989 --> 00:29:23,391
I don't know, late.
I got some shit I gotta do.

693
00:29:23,425 --> 00:29:24,425
At Karen's?

694
00:29:24,460 --> 00:29:28,396
Errands.

695
00:29:28,430 --> 00:29:31,733
You know what?
Don't bother coming.

696
00:29:36,539 --> 00:29:39,508
[Have Nots' <i>All Or None]</i>

697
00:29:39,542 --> 00:29:41,476
♪ Never wanted nothing
other than ♪

698
00:29:41,511 --> 00:29:42,911
♪ to sing along with you all ♪

699
00:29:42,946 --> 00:29:44,680
♪ living under the radar ♪

700
00:29:44,714 --> 00:29:46,148
♪ but now we're
cleaning up the rubble ♪

701
00:29:46,182 --> 00:29:48,150
♪ from all the shit
we never wanted ♪

702
00:29:48,185 --> 00:29:49,151
♪ it's the pride in a life that
we never wanted to amount to ♪

703
00:29:49,185 --> 00:29:51,020
♪ and turned us into ♪

704
00:29:51,054 --> 00:29:53,489
♪ an indebted and indentured
servant to the human race ♪

705
00:29:53,523 --> 00:29:57,359
♪ force fed inherited
everything we couldn't take ♪

706
00:29:57,394 --> 00:29:59,128
♪ ♪

707
00:29:59,162 --> 00:30:02,298
Work it, Gallagher!
That's right, own that sack!

708
00:30:02,332 --> 00:30:03,666
- Whoo!
- Hey!

709
00:30:03,700 --> 00:30:05,335
What?
How long have you been here?

710
00:30:05,369 --> 00:30:06,336
- Hi. Couple hours.
- Yeah?

711
00:30:06,370 --> 00:30:07,604
Where you been?

712
00:30:07,638 --> 00:30:09,172
Uh, I had to do a meat run.

713
00:30:09,206 --> 00:30:10,774
Yeah, somebody accidentally
left the beef cooler

714
00:30:10,808 --> 00:30:13,610
sitting on the driveway,
and by "someone," I mean me.

715
00:30:13,644 --> 00:30:15,211
- [Laughs]
- You having fun?

716
00:30:15,245 --> 00:30:16,613
It's my fourth.

717
00:30:16,647 --> 00:30:18,948
Oh, very ni--
I will take that as a yes.

718
00:30:18,983 --> 00:30:21,485
- Where's your peeps?
- Uh...

719
00:30:21,519 --> 00:30:23,387
little redhead
is my sister Debbie,

720
00:30:23,421 --> 00:30:25,355
and the little, brown baby
with the boogers

721
00:30:25,389 --> 00:30:26,556
is my brother Liam.

722
00:30:26,591 --> 00:30:28,659
[Laughs]
Nice, nice. Is that it?

723
00:30:28,693 --> 00:30:29,793
Uh, yeah,
my brother Carl's sick,

724
00:30:29,827 --> 00:30:31,161
my brother Ian has a hangover,

725
00:30:31,195 --> 00:30:33,364
and my other brother Lip
had that wedding.

726
00:30:33,398 --> 00:30:34,665
Gotcha, gotcha.

727
00:30:34,699 --> 00:30:37,701
Where's your man?

728
00:30:37,735 --> 00:30:39,903
[Laughs] Is that cup a perk?

729
00:30:39,938 --> 00:30:41,472
Or did you
have to pay for that?

730
00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:42,740
Hey, don't hate
'cause I get swag.

731
00:30:42,774 --> 00:30:43,741
- Ah...
- Okay? I'm a full-timer.

732
00:30:43,775 --> 00:30:45,143
Mm-hmm.

733
00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:46,644
If you weren't
moving to Michigan,

734
00:30:46,679 --> 00:30:47,745
- maybe you'd pull cups too.
- Well, shit.

735
00:30:47,780 --> 00:30:49,180
How can I go now knowing that?

736
00:30:49,215 --> 00:30:50,882
Well, shit,
I don't think you can.

737
00:30:50,917 --> 00:30:53,018
Cheers.
[Chuckles]

738
00:30:56,256 --> 00:30:58,724
Hey. Hop in.

739
00:30:58,759 --> 00:31:01,060
I'll give you a ride.

740
00:31:04,131 --> 00:31:07,099
Nando! Hey, wow!
When did you get here?

741
00:31:07,134 --> 00:31:09,735
Early.

742
00:31:09,770 --> 00:31:11,003
You f--

743
00:31:11,038 --> 00:31:13,405
flew all the way from Brazil?

744
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:14,406
Miami.

745
00:31:14,441 --> 00:31:17,409
I was there on business.

746
00:31:17,443 --> 00:31:21,680
I'm ravenous.
We go eat?

747
00:31:24,651 --> 00:31:27,453
[Rock music]

748
00:31:27,487 --> 00:31:30,256
♪ She brought it down
from the big, big hill ♪

749
00:31:30,290 --> 00:31:33,759
♪ shine your diamonds,
shine 'em, shine 'em ♪

750
00:31:33,794 --> 00:31:37,797
♪ placed it
on your windowsill ♪

751
00:31:37,831 --> 00:31:40,700
♪ shine your diamonds,
shine 'em, shine 'em ♪

752
00:31:40,734 --> 00:31:44,404
♪ that cobra's
in the cave with you ♪

753
00:31:44,438 --> 00:31:48,608
♪ shine your diamonds,
shine 'em, shine 'em ♪

754
00:31:48,643 --> 00:31:51,544
You call me a punk for wanting
a boyfriend or whatever,

755
00:31:51,579 --> 00:31:53,647
but you're gonna marry someone
who screws guys for a living?

756
00:31:53,681 --> 00:31:54,915
Who gives a shit?

757
00:31:54,949 --> 00:31:57,050
It's a fucking piece of paper.

758
00:31:57,085 --> 00:31:59,653
Not to me.

759
00:31:59,688 --> 00:32:01,155
[Scoffs]

760
00:32:03,258 --> 00:32:06,093
Hey, come on-- look.

761
00:32:06,127 --> 00:32:07,561
Just 'cause I'm getting hitched

762
00:32:07,595 --> 00:32:09,229
doesn't mean
we can't still bang.

763
00:32:09,264 --> 00:32:10,230
Okay?

764
00:32:10,265 --> 00:32:11,732
All right?

765
00:32:11,766 --> 00:32:12,766
If you give half a shit
about me, Mickey--

766
00:32:12,801 --> 00:32:15,402
Hey, hey.

767
00:32:15,436 --> 00:32:18,638
Half.

768
00:32:18,673 --> 00:32:21,241
Don't do this.

769
00:32:32,954 --> 00:32:34,454
And these stairs
lead to the side room,

770
00:32:34,489 --> 00:32:37,424
and this is the hallway
to the bedroom.

771
00:32:37,458 --> 00:32:38,925
This is the outside deck.

772
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:41,294
The living room, the kitchen,

773
00:32:41,328 --> 00:32:42,996
the other bedroom,
and the front room.

774
00:32:43,030 --> 00:32:44,197
My God, how big is this place?

775
00:32:44,231 --> 00:32:46,633
- Big.
- Bastards.

776
00:32:46,667 --> 00:32:48,601
There's no more marshmallows.

777
00:32:48,636 --> 00:32:50,169
I hate that.

778
00:32:50,204 --> 00:32:52,939
They give you, like,
ten in the whole bag.

779
00:32:52,973 --> 00:32:55,776
- What if they catch us?
- Visualize success.

780
00:32:55,810 --> 00:32:57,311
What if they dust
for fingerprints?

781
00:32:57,345 --> 00:33:00,280
Always wear gloves.
Got one. [Chuckles]

782
00:33:00,315 --> 00:33:01,782
It's a treasure chest.
That's a good omen.

783
00:33:01,816 --> 00:33:03,651
What about DNA testing?

784
00:33:03,685 --> 00:33:06,287
Nobody bothers with that
<i>CSI</i>crap, not on a burglary.

785
00:33:06,321 --> 00:33:09,691
Cops'll see these faggots,
they won't give three wet farts.

786
00:33:09,725 --> 00:33:11,459
Are you with me?

787
00:33:11,494 --> 00:33:12,461
Hmm.

788
00:33:16,099 --> 00:33:18,801
Okay, one, two, three, go.

789
00:33:18,835 --> 00:33:20,536
Eh, we'll get it next time.

790
00:33:32,416 --> 00:33:34,217
Mmm.

791
00:33:34,251 --> 00:33:36,219
You haven't taken
one bite, Steve.

792
00:33:36,253 --> 00:33:38,087
All this food going to waste.

793
00:33:38,122 --> 00:33:40,323
Mmm.

794
00:33:40,357 --> 00:33:44,727
Now, tell me...

795
00:33:44,762 --> 00:33:47,530
I hear reports of, um,
medical school.

796
00:33:47,564 --> 00:33:49,065
Uh, going back in January.

797
00:33:49,099 --> 00:33:51,367
I'm gonna become
a dermatologist or a surgeon.

798
00:33:51,401 --> 00:33:52,735
Good.

799
00:33:52,769 --> 00:33:55,238
Cosmetic surgery's
a rich field.

800
00:33:55,272 --> 00:33:57,106
Very lucrative.
Much potential.

801
00:33:57,140 --> 00:33:58,774
Indeed.

802
00:33:58,809 --> 00:34:00,710
And this would require
a move to another state.

803
00:34:00,744 --> 00:34:03,012
Only temporary. I'm-- I'm still
working out the details.

804
00:34:03,047 --> 00:34:04,747
You know,
I-I really just want to do

805
00:34:04,782 --> 00:34:06,115
what's best for everyone.

806
00:34:06,150 --> 00:34:07,417
Well, it sounds like
you want to do

807
00:34:07,451 --> 00:34:09,018
what's best for yourself.

808
00:34:09,053 --> 00:34:11,120
Uh, but having a doctor
husband for Estefania

809
00:34:11,155 --> 00:34:12,755
would be a great thing.

810
00:34:12,790 --> 00:34:17,627
You know, in America,
doctors are seen as heroes.

811
00:34:17,661 --> 00:34:19,061
I'm familiar with your culture.

812
00:34:19,096 --> 00:34:20,797
But the point
being is it's--

813
00:34:20,831 --> 00:34:23,466
it's all good, you know?
Ann Arbor's a great town.

814
00:34:23,500 --> 00:34:26,001
There's lots of shops.

815
00:34:27,771 --> 00:34:29,738
Mm.

816
00:34:29,773 --> 00:34:32,107
And when was the last time
you've seen my daughter?

817
00:34:32,142 --> 00:34:33,709
Uh, two days ago.

818
00:34:33,743 --> 00:34:34,710
Why?

819
00:34:34,744 --> 00:34:39,281
I saw her three hours ago.

820
00:34:39,315 --> 00:34:42,584
In INS Holding.

821
00:34:42,619 --> 00:34:45,621
I suppose you're not aware
she's being deported.

822
00:34:45,655 --> 00:34:47,122
Wait, why? Why--

823
00:34:47,156 --> 00:34:49,491
You missed an INS visit
yesterday, Steve.

824
00:34:49,526 --> 00:34:50,960
Why didn't she call me?

825
00:34:50,994 --> 00:34:53,895
Well, she tried.
You didn't pick up.

826
00:34:53,930 --> 00:34:56,231
And she failed to impress
the authorities.

827
00:34:56,265 --> 00:34:58,433
Didn't even know your birthday.

828
00:34:58,467 --> 00:35:02,304
My birthday is Christmas!
How hard is that to remember?

829
00:35:02,338 --> 00:35:03,905
And your mother's name.

830
00:35:03,940 --> 00:35:05,640
This is my fault?
We did-- we did flash cards.

831
00:35:05,675 --> 00:35:08,676
I can't be with her
every second.

832
00:35:08,711 --> 00:35:12,480
[Sighs] I ask
so little of you, Steve.

833
00:35:12,515 --> 00:35:14,416
So little.

834
00:35:14,450 --> 00:35:15,917
Stay out of trouble.

835
00:35:15,951 --> 00:35:18,319
Be attentive to my daughter.

836
00:35:18,353 --> 00:35:20,454
Her presence in this country
is controversial.

837
00:35:20,489 --> 00:35:22,190
You understand that.

838
00:35:22,224 --> 00:35:26,861
We were under a microscope.
I thought I made that clear.

839
00:35:26,895 --> 00:35:28,629
Look, I'm so sorry
this happened,

840
00:35:28,663 --> 00:35:31,499
I just don't know what could've
been done to prevent it.

841
00:35:31,533 --> 00:35:36,470
That's precisely
the problem, isn't it, Steve?

842
00:35:36,504 --> 00:35:37,938
What now?

843
00:35:37,972 --> 00:35:41,642
Well, what's done
cannot be undone.

844
00:35:41,676 --> 00:35:45,946
Now I must grease many palms.

845
00:35:45,981 --> 00:35:48,749
It will be dealt with.

846
00:35:50,652 --> 00:35:54,055
[People cheering, chattering]

847
00:36:00,496 --> 00:36:01,830
Wait, so you're telling me

848
00:36:01,864 --> 00:36:03,632
you've never
been to a strip club?

849
00:36:03,667 --> 00:36:04,834
No. Just the thought
of a lap dance

850
00:36:04,868 --> 00:36:06,669
actually makes me woozy.

851
00:36:06,703 --> 00:36:08,805
- [Laughs]
- Like, do I grope?

852
00:36:08,839 --> 00:36:11,875
If-- how do I go about doing that
in, like, a non-offensive way?

853
00:36:11,909 --> 00:36:13,410
Like, do I make eye contact,
or is that--

854
00:36:13,444 --> 00:36:15,212
that could be insulting,
'cause I mean,

855
00:36:15,246 --> 00:36:16,847
she works so hard on her body.

856
00:36:16,881 --> 00:36:19,082
Wow, you really are
a gentleman.

857
00:36:19,117 --> 00:36:20,984
I am hardly a gentleman.

858
00:36:21,019 --> 00:36:24,721
I just have a problem
with forced intimacy.

859
00:36:24,755 --> 00:36:25,855
Blame my mother.

860
00:36:25,890 --> 00:36:27,657
Your mom was a stripper?

861
00:36:27,692 --> 00:36:29,259
Mm-hmm.
[Laughs]

862
00:36:29,293 --> 00:36:30,694
Still a stripper, by the way.

863
00:36:30,728 --> 00:36:32,763
[Clears throat] 90 years old.

864
00:36:32,797 --> 00:36:34,832
Takes her like 40 minutes
to unhook her bra,

865
00:36:34,866 --> 00:36:37,334
but when she does, what a show.

866
00:36:37,369 --> 00:36:42,340
[Laughs]

867
00:36:42,374 --> 00:36:44,675
So, uh...

868
00:36:44,710 --> 00:36:47,378
we sorta ditched the party.

869
00:36:47,412 --> 00:36:49,681
Yeah, we sorta did.

870
00:36:49,715 --> 00:36:52,417
I'm gonna make
three assumptions.

871
00:36:52,451 --> 00:36:53,752
Fire away.

872
00:36:53,786 --> 00:36:56,621
Okay, one,
you're as drunk as I am.

873
00:36:56,655 --> 00:36:59,624
- Correct. Shh.
- [Laughs]

874
00:36:59,658 --> 00:37:02,461
Two, you're as cold as I am.

875
00:37:02,495 --> 00:37:03,728
Colder. Less padding.

876
00:37:03,763 --> 00:37:04,863
I'm gonna ignore that.

877
00:37:04,897 --> 00:37:09,034
- [Sighs]
- Three...

878
00:37:09,068 --> 00:37:12,371
you're a gentleman.

879
00:37:12,405 --> 00:37:14,640
False.

880
00:37:14,674 --> 00:37:15,774
Quite the opposite.

881
00:37:15,809 --> 00:37:17,075
Hmm.

882
00:37:17,110 --> 00:37:19,377
Well, then you better
behave yourself,

883
00:37:19,412 --> 00:37:21,146
because I am way too drunk
not to invite you

884
00:37:21,180 --> 00:37:25,183
back to my tent right now.

885
00:37:32,092 --> 00:37:34,493
God damn, Gallagher.

886
00:37:34,527 --> 00:37:37,796
I oughta get you
pissed off more often.

887
00:37:37,831 --> 00:37:40,098
So, what are we gonna do?

888
00:37:40,133 --> 00:37:41,733
We gonna
tell everyone to leave?

889
00:37:41,768 --> 00:37:43,168
Nah.

890
00:37:43,203 --> 00:37:44,670
I'll go get
this shit over with,

891
00:37:44,704 --> 00:37:46,472
and, uh, you can
wait here for me.

892
00:37:46,506 --> 00:37:48,908
Shouldn't take
more than an hour, right?

893
00:37:48,942 --> 00:37:50,910
You better be ready
for round two.

894
00:37:50,944 --> 00:37:53,679
You're not seriously going
through with this, are you?

895
00:37:53,713 --> 00:37:54,680
Why are you acting
like I got a choice in this?

896
00:37:54,714 --> 00:37:57,582
This is bullshit.

897
00:37:57,617 --> 00:37:59,184
Listen to me, Mickey.

898
00:37:59,218 --> 00:38:04,021
Your dad is an evil,
psychotic prick.

899
00:38:04,056 --> 00:38:06,524
You're just gonna
let him ruin your life?

900
00:38:06,558 --> 00:38:08,259
You need to grow the fuck up.

901
00:38:08,293 --> 00:38:10,161
Don't act like you know
a thing about my dad.

902
00:38:10,195 --> 00:38:11,862
Are you fucking kidding me?

903
00:38:11,896 --> 00:38:16,867
Not everybody
gets to just--

904
00:38:16,901 --> 00:38:18,968
not everybody just gets to

905
00:38:19,003 --> 00:38:22,973
blurt out how they fuckin' feel
every minute.

906
00:38:23,007 --> 00:38:25,476
[Footsteps approaching]

907
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:30,381
Everyone's looking for you.

908
00:38:30,415 --> 00:38:34,285
I'm having a fuckin' smoke.
Is that all right?

909
00:38:36,923 --> 00:38:39,191
You just get here?

910
00:38:39,225 --> 00:38:41,220
Yeah.

911
00:38:41,255 --> 00:38:42,393
I didn't know you were coming.

912
00:38:42,427 --> 00:38:44,729
Last-minute decision.

913
00:38:44,763 --> 00:38:46,831
Come on.

914
00:38:48,900 --> 00:38:51,869
[Mendelssohn's <i>Wedding March]</i>

915
00:38:51,903 --> 00:38:59,910
♪ ♪

916
00:39:33,979 --> 00:39:36,180
[Beeping]

917
00:39:36,214 --> 00:39:39,182
[Have Nots' <i>Dead Man]</i>

918
00:39:39,216 --> 00:39:43,787
♪ ♪

919
00:39:43,821 --> 00:39:46,422
♪ Dead man walking
like a wind-up toy ♪

920
00:39:46,457 --> 00:39:49,392
♪ plodding, never plotting for
the things that bring him joy ♪

921
00:39:49,427 --> 00:39:51,561
♪ living in the movies
like he's celluloid ♪

922
00:39:51,595 --> 00:39:53,196
♪ and then it's over ♪

923
00:39:53,230 --> 00:39:54,865
♪ so roll the credits now ♪

924
00:39:54,899 --> 00:39:57,400
♪ dead man standing
single file in every line ♪

925
00:39:57,435 --> 00:39:58,869
♪ gave up on the searching ♪

926
00:39:58,903 --> 00:40:01,905
♪ he was scared
of what he'd find ♪

927
00:40:01,939 --> 00:40:04,207
♪ but I don't wanna live
like I'm headed to the grave ♪

928
00:40:04,241 --> 00:40:06,709
♪ no, I don't wanna
live that way ♪

929
00:40:06,744 --> 00:40:08,411
♪ got a purpose and a plan ♪

930
00:40:08,445 --> 00:40:12,915
♪ and I don't wanna live
like a dead man ♪

931
00:40:12,949 --> 00:40:18,120
♪ ♪

932
00:40:18,155 --> 00:40:23,126
Both: [Panting, moaning]

933
00:40:32,870 --> 00:40:34,937
Ah!

934
00:40:34,972 --> 00:40:36,939
What, what?
You okay?

935
00:40:36,974 --> 00:40:38,241
What am I doing?
What am I doing?

936
00:40:38,275 --> 00:40:40,643
Do you want to stop?
We can stop.

937
00:40:40,677 --> 00:40:42,644
- I'm sorry.
- Don't be sorry.

938
00:40:42,679 --> 00:40:44,813
We got carried away, all right?
These things happen.

939
00:40:44,847 --> 00:40:47,482
I don't know what I'm doing.

940
00:40:47,516 --> 00:40:49,183
You're using me for revenge.

941
00:40:49,217 --> 00:40:50,851
Am I?

942
00:40:50,886 --> 00:40:54,355
I'm not saying that I mind.
I-I-I do not mind.

943
00:40:54,389 --> 00:40:56,658
I just recognize the impulse.

944
00:40:56,692 --> 00:40:58,526
He was planning on
going to Michigan without me.

945
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:00,027
Oh, shit.

946
00:41:00,062 --> 00:41:01,929
He acted like he was
gonna take all of us,

947
00:41:01,963 --> 00:41:04,432
but it's not even
the first time that he's lied.

948
00:41:04,466 --> 00:41:06,500
I closed my stupid eyes to it

949
00:41:06,535 --> 00:41:09,003
'cause I wanted it
to work so bad.

950
00:41:09,037 --> 00:41:10,871
Your eyes aren't stupid.

951
00:41:10,906 --> 00:41:13,174
[Sighs] Oh, I'm an idiot.

952
00:41:13,208 --> 00:41:15,476
Just because
someone dumps on you

953
00:41:15,510 --> 00:41:17,278
does not mean you deserve it.

954
00:41:17,312 --> 00:41:20,782
Tell me that
when someone's dumping on you.

955
00:41:25,654 --> 00:41:28,556
Eve?

956
00:41:28,590 --> 00:41:30,724
That's my wife.

957
00:41:30,759 --> 00:41:33,060
Ex-wife. God.

958
00:41:33,095 --> 00:41:35,831
Papers went through last week.

959
00:41:35,865 --> 00:41:38,400
I'm kinda too chicken
to get it removed,

960
00:41:38,434 --> 00:41:42,304
so I'm thinking about
making it into a bigger word.

961
00:41:42,338 --> 00:41:44,806
- [Chuckles]
- Like, uh...

962
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:46,741
"Sleeve" maybe.
[Laughs]

963
00:41:46,776 --> 00:41:49,044
"Eleven."
I don't know.

964
00:41:49,078 --> 00:41:51,313
Both: [Laugh]

965
00:41:51,347 --> 00:41:53,215
I guess you're lucky
her name wasn't "Ocksucker."

966
00:41:53,249 --> 00:41:56,485
Both: [Laugh]

967
00:41:56,519 --> 00:41:59,421
Yeah.

968
00:41:59,456 --> 00:42:01,223
Yeah.

969
00:42:03,193 --> 00:42:05,328
When did you know
when it was over?

970
00:42:05,362 --> 00:42:10,033
When she started
going to the gym every day.

971
00:42:10,067 --> 00:42:12,102
[Sighs] You?

972
00:42:24,716 --> 00:42:26,183
Without a hitch.

973
00:42:26,218 --> 00:42:27,885
Son, you did good.

974
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:31,389
[Whispers] Close the door.
Close the door.

975
00:42:31,423 --> 00:42:33,391
How much you think
it's all worth?

976
00:42:33,426 --> 00:42:35,360
I don't know.
Maybe 3 grand?

977
00:42:35,394 --> 00:42:36,928
- Really?
- Damn straight.

978
00:42:36,962 --> 00:42:38,296
Hey, let's celebrate.

979
00:42:38,330 --> 00:42:40,999
Go cook us up some spaghettios.

980
00:42:52,413 --> 00:42:54,080
Lis-- listen, I know
that I got sloppy, Nando,

981
00:42:54,114 --> 00:42:55,815
but I will fix it.
Just tell me what I can do.

982
00:42:55,850 --> 00:42:57,651
Run-- run drugs,
steal cars,

983
00:42:57,685 --> 00:42:58,652
you know, my dad has connections
in the government.

984
00:42:58,686 --> 00:43:00,054
He's a powerful man.

985
00:43:00,088 --> 00:43:02,056
He supported
immigration legislation--

986
00:43:02,090 --> 00:43:04,892
So much traffic today.
Are the cubs playing?

987
00:43:04,926 --> 00:43:06,327
It's-- you know what?

988
00:43:06,361 --> 00:43:07,595
It's a good thing
this happened, actually.

989
00:43:07,629 --> 00:43:09,096
I mean, not entirely,
of course,

990
00:43:09,131 --> 00:43:10,598
but I-I'm completely clear
on the rules.

991
00:43:10,632 --> 00:43:12,066
You know, I'm absolutely
on the same page as you.

992
00:43:12,100 --> 00:43:14,202
I mean, thank you for that.
Truly. Truly.

993
00:43:18,140 --> 00:43:22,277
Oh, let's go see who that is.

994
00:43:25,114 --> 00:43:27,149
Oh, hey!

995
00:43:27,184 --> 00:43:29,685
I'm just finishing up
Karen's favorite snack.

996
00:43:29,720 --> 00:43:31,854
Snickerdoodle cupcakes.

997
00:43:31,889 --> 00:43:33,089
She's upstairs.

998
00:43:33,124 --> 00:43:36,760
Um, but hey, um, you don't need

999
00:43:36,794 --> 00:43:38,328
to install the motion lights

1000
00:43:38,363 --> 00:43:41,998
because Jody is taking
Karen and Hymie to Sedona

1001
00:43:42,032 --> 00:43:45,034
to live near
the vortexes, so...

1002
00:43:45,069 --> 00:43:47,436
It's fine.
They're gonna be near family.

1003
00:43:47,470 --> 00:43:49,371
And she is his wife, after all.

1004
00:43:49,405 --> 00:43:52,174
Is-- is Mrs. Wong
okay with Hymie leaving?

1005
00:43:52,208 --> 00:43:53,675
Well, she's his mother,

1006
00:43:53,709 --> 00:43:56,444
and babies belong
with their mothers, so...

1007
00:43:56,478 --> 00:43:59,614
You go on up.
I'll be right there with snacks.

1008
00:43:59,648 --> 00:44:02,183
[Chuckles]

1009
00:44:15,931 --> 00:44:18,699
Hey.

1010
00:44:18,734 --> 00:44:21,368
How you feeling?

1011
00:44:28,576 --> 00:44:29,576
[Exhales]

1012
00:44:33,613 --> 00:44:35,848
Your mom says you're moving.

1013
00:44:35,882 --> 00:44:37,416
I am?

1014
00:44:37,450 --> 00:44:39,085
Yeah, to Arizona?

1015
00:44:39,119 --> 00:44:41,387
Oh.

1016
00:44:41,421 --> 00:44:43,523
The Grand Canyon.

1017
00:44:43,558 --> 00:44:48,028
Cactuses.

1018
00:44:48,063 --> 00:44:49,930
Right.

1019
00:44:49,964 --> 00:44:52,767
Hey...

1020
00:44:52,801 --> 00:44:56,671
I know you're in there.
It's just us now, okay?

1021
00:44:56,705 --> 00:44:58,473
We can talk.

1022
00:45:04,380 --> 00:45:06,681
Hey, uh...

1023
00:45:06,715 --> 00:45:08,383
you remember that day

1024
00:45:08,417 --> 00:45:10,685
we, uh-- we got drunk

1025
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:12,520
and, uh,
ran around Lincoln Park

1026
00:45:12,554 --> 00:45:15,957
setting off all the alarms
on the Priuses?

1027
00:45:15,991 --> 00:45:17,358
Yeah.

1028
00:45:17,393 --> 00:45:18,526
And then we, um--

1029
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:21,529
we climbed the Lincoln statue

1030
00:45:21,563 --> 00:45:24,732
and gave Old Abe some, uh,
lipstick with red sharpie.

1031
00:45:24,766 --> 00:45:27,101
Yeah... yeah.

1032
00:45:27,135 --> 00:45:30,371
Yeah, you were, uh,
fucking fearless.

1033
00:45:30,405 --> 00:45:32,072
And a total shithead.

1034
00:45:32,107 --> 00:45:34,975
I remember, um, you made me
go down on you that night

1035
00:45:35,009 --> 00:45:39,647
in the bathroom of Bennigan's.

1036
00:45:39,681 --> 00:45:41,482
You remember all that?

1037
00:45:41,516 --> 00:45:43,784
Yes.

1038
00:45:43,818 --> 00:45:45,553
But...

1039
00:45:45,587 --> 00:45:48,556
I can't feel.

1040
00:45:48,590 --> 00:45:50,557
Feel what?

1041
00:45:50,592 --> 00:45:53,427
Stuff.

1042
00:45:53,461 --> 00:45:57,564
Inside.

1043
00:45:57,598 --> 00:46:01,935
I, uh...

1044
00:46:01,969 --> 00:46:05,438
I don't know what that means.

1045
00:46:05,472 --> 00:46:07,340
I can't explain.

1046
00:46:07,374 --> 00:46:09,575
But...

1047
00:46:09,609 --> 00:46:13,312
it's okay.

1048
00:46:13,347 --> 00:46:17,249
Are there snacks?

1049
00:46:21,955 --> 00:46:25,991
Mandy.
Mandy did this. Okay?

1050
00:46:26,025 --> 00:46:30,996
Mandy hit you with the car
and fucked you up forever!

1051
00:46:31,030 --> 00:46:34,466
All right?
Because of me.

1052
00:46:34,501 --> 00:46:37,102
Mandy Milkovich.

1053
00:46:37,137 --> 00:46:38,437
Yes.

1054
00:46:38,471 --> 00:46:41,173
Do you understand me?

1055
00:46:41,207 --> 00:46:45,478
- Yes.
- Okay.

1056
00:46:45,512 --> 00:46:47,480
Do you know who hit you?

1057
00:46:47,514 --> 00:46:52,117
No.

1058
00:46:52,152 --> 00:46:56,489
Are there snacks?

1059
00:46:56,523 --> 00:46:58,524
♪ Lady in red ♪

1060
00:46:58,558 --> 00:47:01,693
[People chattering]

1061
00:47:01,728 --> 00:47:06,165
♪ is dancing with me ♪

1062
00:47:06,199 --> 00:47:07,866
♪ cheek to cheek ♪

1063
00:47:07,901 --> 00:47:10,836
♪ there's nobody here ♪

1064
00:47:10,871 --> 00:47:11,837
Mandy!

1065
00:47:11,871 --> 00:47:13,372
Come here.

1066
00:47:13,406 --> 00:47:16,342
[Laughs]
Couldn't stay away, could you?

1067
00:47:16,376 --> 00:47:18,310
You ruined Karen's life!

1068
00:47:18,344 --> 00:47:22,347
You're a jealous,
demented cunt, Mandy!

1069
00:47:22,382 --> 00:47:24,016
Seriously!

1070
00:47:24,050 --> 00:47:25,317
All right? We're done!

1071
00:47:25,351 --> 00:47:27,152
I did it for you, you prick.

1072
00:47:27,186 --> 00:47:30,489
I did everything for you,
but you're so fucking blind.

1073
00:47:30,523 --> 00:47:32,190
You know what, don't sweat it.

1074
00:47:32,225 --> 00:47:34,660
We were done
before you got here.

1075
00:47:34,694 --> 00:47:36,095
This is Kenyatta.

1076
00:47:36,129 --> 00:47:37,997
He's my date.

1077
00:47:38,031 --> 00:47:39,665
I just swallowed his load
in the bathroom.

1078
00:47:39,700 --> 00:47:40,666
Can you taste it?

1079
00:47:40,701 --> 00:47:42,735
He did it.

1080
00:47:42,770 --> 00:47:46,440
He got married.
To a woman.

1081
00:47:46,474 --> 00:47:48,676
I told you
not to come here, okay?

1082
00:47:48,710 --> 00:47:53,080
You try sitting on your ass
while the person you love--

1083
00:47:53,115 --> 00:47:56,284
No, I'm sorry, I mean
the guy you've been fucking

1084
00:47:56,318 --> 00:47:59,687
gets married
to some random commie skank!

1085
00:47:59,722 --> 00:48:02,190
Fuckin' commie!

1086
00:48:02,225 --> 00:48:05,426
♪ You were amazing ♪

1087
00:48:05,461 --> 00:48:07,128
♪ never seen
so many people-- ♪

1088
00:48:16,807 --> 00:48:19,642
Let's go.

1089
00:48:19,676 --> 00:48:22,212
Get out of the car.

1090
00:48:22,246 --> 00:48:26,283
[Sniffles]

1091
00:48:26,317 --> 00:48:29,587
Okay.

1092
00:48:30,856 --> 00:48:35,860
Be a man.
Just this once.

1093
00:48:38,030 --> 00:48:39,163
Look at me.

1094
00:48:39,197 --> 00:48:42,066
Look at me.

1095
00:48:42,101 --> 00:48:44,735
Deep breath.

1096
00:48:44,770 --> 00:48:46,737
- [Breathes deeply]
- Chin up.

1097
00:48:46,772 --> 00:48:49,221
Get onto the boat.

1098
00:49:07,460 --> 00:49:09,527
Can I just make
one phone call to Fiona?

1099
00:49:09,562 --> 00:49:11,462
Please?

1100
00:49:16,535 --> 00:49:20,405
[Cell phone splashes] Fuck.

1101
00:49:39,657 --> 00:49:44,661
[Engine growling]

1102
00:49:49,900 --> 00:49:51,367
I don't think
I'm gonna make it.

1103
00:49:51,402 --> 00:49:52,869
We're so close.

1104
00:49:52,903 --> 00:49:54,237
I gotta lay down
for a little bit.

1105
00:49:54,271 --> 00:49:55,972
Ian, hey, stop.
No! We're here!

1106
00:49:56,006 --> 00:49:57,673
I'm gonna puke.

1107
00:49:57,708 --> 00:50:00,176
[Police radios]

1108
00:50:00,210 --> 00:50:02,212
We know you've been stealing...

1109
00:50:02,246 --> 00:50:03,814
Fuck.

1110
00:50:03,848 --> 00:50:05,215
- Kid, settle down.
- Hey, whoa, can I help you?

1111
00:50:05,250 --> 00:50:06,650
Who are you?

1112
00:50:06,685 --> 00:50:08,018
I'm his brother.
What's going on?

1113
00:50:08,053 --> 00:50:09,387
We have reason
to believe this child

1114
00:50:09,421 --> 00:50:10,722
may have robbed
his former foster parents

1115
00:50:10,756 --> 00:50:11,823
while they were
at work this afternoon.

1116
00:50:11,857 --> 00:50:13,224
Yeah?
What proof you got?

1117
00:50:13,259 --> 00:50:14,559
He had a special security code
assigned to him.

1118
00:50:14,594 --> 00:50:16,395
He's the only one
that knows it.

1119
00:50:16,429 --> 00:50:17,729
All right, as far as I can
tell, that's not evidence.

1120
00:50:17,763 --> 00:50:18,997
Get your fuckin'
hands off him, man.

1121
00:50:19,031 --> 00:50:21,265
His code was a series
of four letters.

1122
00:50:21,299 --> 00:50:24,402
C-A-R-L.

1123
00:50:26,538 --> 00:50:28,039
Take your fuckin' hands
off him, man!

1124
00:50:28,073 --> 00:50:29,440
He's just a fucking kid!

1125
00:50:29,475 --> 00:50:30,441
All right,
that's enough of that.

1126
00:50:30,475 --> 00:50:31,942
Step back, sir.

1127
00:50:31,977 --> 00:50:33,778
Take your hands
off the officer right now!

1128
00:50:33,812 --> 00:50:35,913
Step away from the officer.

1129
00:50:35,948 --> 00:50:37,515
It's gonna be okay.

1130
00:50:37,549 --> 00:50:39,383
This kid stole
from people, all right?

1131
00:50:39,417 --> 00:50:41,618
- We're taking him in.
- You're ta-- he's a fucking kid!

1132
00:50:41,653 --> 00:50:43,020
Do not touch the officer.

1133
00:50:43,054 --> 00:50:45,122
- Step back right now!
- Carl, come here!

1134
00:50:45,156 --> 00:50:47,424
If you interfere again,
I will arrest you!

1135
00:50:47,459 --> 00:50:48,793
Do not touch him!

1136
00:50:48,827 --> 00:50:50,227
Why are you being
so rough with him?

1137
00:50:50,262 --> 00:50:51,729
You are gonna have to--

1138
00:50:51,763 --> 00:50:53,130
Why is he being
so fucking rough with him?

1139
00:50:53,164 --> 00:50:54,431
You touch him again,
I will arrest you!

1140
00:50:54,466 --> 00:50:57,634
Whoa, whoa.
Good evening, gentlemen.

1141
00:50:57,669 --> 00:51:00,370
- Are you the parent?
- Why, yes, I am.

1142
00:51:00,405 --> 00:51:02,273
What the fuck
are you doing here, Frank?

1143
00:51:02,307 --> 00:51:04,475
I'm coming home.

1144
00:51:04,509 --> 00:51:06,110
We're taking your son
in for questioning.

1145
00:51:06,144 --> 00:51:07,711
He didn't do the heist, I did.

1146
00:51:07,745 --> 00:51:10,481
You see?
Shiny, but a little bit big.

1147
00:51:10,515 --> 00:51:13,818
I also got a boatload
of electronics-- those sold fast.

1148
00:51:13,852 --> 00:51:16,254
Did you know that Chicago
has several 24-hour pawn shops?

1149
00:51:16,288 --> 00:51:19,157
He-- he didn't--
he's innocent.

1150
00:51:19,191 --> 00:51:21,259
I forced him
to give me the code.

1151
00:51:21,293 --> 00:51:23,661
Didn't I?
Son, tell 'em.

1152
00:51:23,695 --> 00:51:26,430
Oh, my God.
He's dumber than a bag of hair.

1153
00:51:26,465 --> 00:51:29,400
He couldn't pull off a band-aid,
much less a robbery.

1154
00:51:29,435 --> 00:51:31,335
Okay, here.

1155
00:51:31,370 --> 00:51:34,172
Cuff me,
before I get disorderly.

1156
00:51:34,206 --> 00:51:35,907
[Handcuffs click]

1157
00:51:35,941 --> 00:51:38,443
Be brave, son!

1158
00:51:38,477 --> 00:51:39,911
Order room service.

1159
00:51:39,945 --> 00:51:42,915
[Rock music]

1160
00:51:42,949 --> 00:51:47,085
♪ ♪

1161
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:49,087
What happened?
[Siren wails]

1162
00:51:49,122 --> 00:51:50,923
♪ ♪

1163
00:51:50,957 --> 00:51:54,359
Hell froze over.

1164
00:51:54,394 --> 00:51:57,329
♪ I... ♪

1165
00:51:57,363 --> 00:52:01,633
♪ am just a beggar ♪

1166
00:52:09,709 --> 00:52:12,010
[Dials phone]

1167
00:52:14,246 --> 00:52:16,314
[Phone line rings]

1168
00:52:16,348 --> 00:52:17,949
Hey, it's Steve.
Leave some words.

1169
00:52:17,983 --> 00:52:18,983
[Beeps]

1170
00:52:19,017 --> 00:52:21,218
Hey, it's me.

1171
00:52:21,252 --> 00:52:23,787
[Scoffs]
Five kids at med school.

1172
00:52:23,821 --> 00:52:25,522
What was I thinking?

1173
00:52:25,556 --> 00:52:30,526
And you're right.
We live in a slum.

1174
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:34,564
It's a four-hour train ride.
That's nothing.

1175
00:52:34,598 --> 00:52:36,232
We can make this work.

1176
00:52:36,266 --> 00:52:40,202
We have to.

1177
00:52:40,236 --> 00:52:43,972
I love you.

1178
00:52:44,007 --> 00:52:48,010
Call me.

1179
00:52:49,512 --> 00:52:52,079
[Sighs]

1180
00:52:53,333 --> 00:52:57,975
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