1 00:00:00,016 --> 00:00:01,650 For those of you who were doing 2 00:00:01,651 --> 00:00:04,720 open-heart surgery or bringing peace to the Mid-East 3 00:00:04,754 --> 00:00:06,955 or whatever the fuck you were doing, 4 00:00:06,990 --> 00:00:10,793 this is what you missed on Shameless last week. 5 00:00:10,827 --> 00:00:12,828 [Baby crying] It's your turn. 6 00:00:12,862 --> 00:00:15,297 Get your goddamn ass out of this bed! 7 00:00:15,331 --> 00:00:16,465 It's your fucking turn! 8 00:00:16,499 --> 00:00:18,734 Nanny Frank to the rescue. 9 00:00:18,768 --> 00:00:21,637 Hymie has his first well baby appointment today. 10 00:00:21,671 --> 00:00:22,738 I'll take him. 11 00:00:22,772 --> 00:00:24,339 Nice place you got here. 12 00:00:24,374 --> 00:00:26,475 - What are you doing here? - I was hungry. 13 00:00:26,509 --> 00:00:28,043 So you drove all the way to the South Side 14 00:00:28,077 --> 00:00:29,478 for a bag of chips? 15 00:00:29,512 --> 00:00:33,015 Well, a bag of chips and a ginger snap. 16 00:00:33,049 --> 00:00:36,885 - Can I help you? - This is my son, Hymie. 17 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:39,655 Our organization works with dying children. 18 00:00:39,689 --> 00:00:42,424 Of course. I know that. 19 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:45,194 It's my other child that's dying. 20 00:00:45,228 --> 00:00:46,662 Carl. Carl. 21 00:00:46,696 --> 00:00:49,164 - A word. - Cancer? 22 00:00:49,199 --> 00:00:51,567 You said you cater to dying children. 23 00:00:51,601 --> 00:00:53,202 Camp? 24 00:00:53,236 --> 00:00:55,070 I've never been to camp. 25 00:00:55,104 --> 00:00:56,371 Here he comes. 26 00:00:56,406 --> 00:00:58,907 Hey, thanks for bailing me out. 27 00:00:58,942 --> 00:01:00,275 All Mandy. 28 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:01,543 She used her dad's line of credit 29 00:01:01,578 --> 00:01:02,711 at Bad Bob's bonds. 30 00:01:02,745 --> 00:01:04,546 Mandy. Bein' smart? 31 00:01:04,581 --> 00:01:06,348 Tell your girlfriend to wear clothes, Lip. 32 00:01:06,382 --> 00:01:07,549 Excuse me. I was thinking 33 00:01:07,584 --> 00:01:08,951 there might be a job opening. 34 00:01:08,985 --> 00:01:10,619 Tell me, Fiona. 35 00:01:10,653 --> 00:01:12,120 How do you feel about deli meats? 36 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:13,689 Are you saying that, if I blow you, 37 00:01:13,723 --> 00:01:14,690 I can have a job? 38 00:01:14,724 --> 00:01:16,291 Hey, V, do you still have 39 00:01:16,326 --> 00:01:18,360 that mini camera you use for titty shots? 40 00:01:18,394 --> 00:01:19,995 He's right in there. Do you know what you're doing? 41 00:01:20,029 --> 00:01:22,264 I got it all on tape. He's nasty. 42 00:01:22,298 --> 00:01:24,533 I want day shifts, home by 6:00. 43 00:01:26,293 --> 00:01:30,302 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 44 00:01:33,810 --> 00:01:36,778 [The High Strung's The Luck You Got] 45 00:01:36,813 --> 00:01:38,547 ♪ 46 00:01:38,581 --> 00:01:41,884 ♪ think of all the luck you got ♪ 47 00:01:41,918 --> 00:01:45,020 ♪ know that it's not for naught ♪ 48 00:01:45,054 --> 00:01:48,023 ♪ you were beaming once before ♪ 49 00:01:48,057 --> 00:01:52,861 ♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪ 50 00:01:52,896 --> 00:01:55,764 ♪ what is this down side ♪ 51 00:01:55,798 --> 00:01:59,167 ♪ that you speak of? ♪ 52 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:01,236 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 53 00:02:01,271 --> 00:02:05,908 ♪ you're so sure of? ♪ 54 00:02:05,942 --> 00:02:12,915 ♪ 55 00:02:12,949 --> 00:02:16,218 ♪ round up the friends you got ♪ 56 00:02:16,252 --> 00:02:19,254 ♪ know that they're not for naught ♪ 57 00:02:19,289 --> 00:02:22,724 ♪ you were willing once before ♪ 58 00:02:22,759 --> 00:02:26,895 ♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪ 59 00:02:26,930 --> 00:02:30,165 ♪ what is this down side ♪ 60 00:02:30,199 --> 00:02:33,835 ♪ that you speak of? ♪ 61 00:02:33,870 --> 00:02:35,837 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 62 00:02:35,872 --> 00:02:39,541 ♪ you're so sure of? ♪ 63 00:02:40,743 --> 00:02:43,845 Stay down. 64 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:45,814 Stay down! 65 00:02:48,284 --> 00:02:51,687 - Stay. Stay. - How long was that? 66 00:02:51,721 --> 00:02:53,922 Not long enough. You need at least 90 seconds. 67 00:02:53,957 --> 00:02:56,291 City pools are filled with city kids, 68 00:02:56,326 --> 00:03:00,228 and by "city kids" I mean black kids who swim. 69 00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:02,130 Little stereotype-breakers, 70 00:03:02,165 --> 00:03:04,232 like those two kids that ripped your bathing suit last year. 71 00:03:04,267 --> 00:03:05,867 They were turning it into a bikini. 72 00:03:05,902 --> 00:03:07,269 If they'll do that when you're just running 73 00:03:07,303 --> 00:03:08,704 through the sprinklers at your own house, 74 00:03:08,738 --> 00:03:10,105 think what they'll do when they have 75 00:03:10,139 --> 00:03:11,807 a large body of water at their disposal. 76 00:03:11,841 --> 00:03:13,442 Savage little cosby kids 77 00:03:13,476 --> 00:03:14,743 will drown your ass. 78 00:03:14,777 --> 00:03:15,911 Times have changed. 79 00:03:15,945 --> 00:03:17,479 Yeah, that's what they said 80 00:03:17,513 --> 00:03:19,314 when they were holding me underwater repeatedly 81 00:03:19,349 --> 00:03:20,749 in the summer of '67, 82 00:03:20,783 --> 00:03:22,751 the so-called summer of love. 83 00:03:22,785 --> 00:03:24,953 Not at the Sullivan Street pool, it wasn't. 84 00:03:24,988 --> 00:03:27,456 It was the summer of drowning whitey. 85 00:03:27,490 --> 00:03:28,890 And until you can hold your breath 86 00:03:28,925 --> 00:03:30,425 longer than they can hold their breath, 87 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:32,427 you're not going to Sullivan Street. 88 00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:35,597 [Sighs] Go. 89 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:38,600 Whoa, can I try? 90 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:40,435 No, Carl, you've got cancer. 91 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:42,938 Pack your bag. We're leaving. 92 00:03:45,975 --> 00:03:50,912 [Telephone rings] 93 00:03:50,947 --> 00:03:54,449 [Grunting] 94 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:57,853 Milkovich house. Speak briefly, then shut up. 95 00:03:57,887 --> 00:03:59,354 [Both moaning] 96 00:03:59,389 --> 00:04:00,922 Daddy, it's Molly. 97 00:04:00,957 --> 00:04:03,859 Mommy died. 98 00:04:03,893 --> 00:04:07,496 The lady upstairs is gonna tell the police I'm an orphan 99 00:04:07,530 --> 00:04:10,332 if a family member doesn't come get me. 100 00:04:10,366 --> 00:04:12,367 Please come. 101 00:04:12,402 --> 00:04:13,769 [Answering machine beeps] 102 00:04:13,803 --> 00:04:16,171 Who the fuck's Molly? 103 00:04:16,205 --> 00:04:17,506 She's my half-sister, 104 00:04:17,540 --> 00:04:20,609 whose meth head mother apparently died. 105 00:04:20,643 --> 00:04:21,977 What? You have a sister? 106 00:04:22,011 --> 00:04:24,780 Half. 107 00:04:24,814 --> 00:04:27,215 Want to finish? 108 00:04:27,250 --> 00:04:30,118 Sure. 109 00:04:31,921 --> 00:04:35,457 Oh, my God, you are so unbelievably tasty right now. 110 00:04:35,491 --> 00:04:37,959 [Giggles] 111 00:04:37,994 --> 00:04:39,127 Don't wait for me. 112 00:04:39,162 --> 00:04:40,228 What, are you charging 113 00:04:40,263 --> 00:04:42,064 - by the minute, Madam V? - Yes. 114 00:04:42,098 --> 00:04:44,366 Well, thank you for watching my wallet, 115 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:45,567 you dirty little whore. 116 00:04:45,601 --> 00:04:47,002 I am a dirty little whore. 117 00:04:47,036 --> 00:04:50,539 Put me on my back, would you, please? 118 00:04:50,573 --> 00:04:52,541 Oh, hello. [Giggles] 119 00:04:52,575 --> 00:04:54,576 [Moans] 120 00:04:54,610 --> 00:04:56,978 Oh, you've been working on your Kegels. 121 00:04:57,013 --> 00:04:59,247 Oh. Oh, you're flexing this. 122 00:04:59,282 --> 00:05:01,550 [Moans] Oh, you're flexing, 123 00:05:01,584 --> 00:05:02,918 oh, you're flexing that. 124 00:05:02,952 --> 00:05:04,820 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 125 00:05:04,854 --> 00:05:07,355 [Exclaims] 126 00:05:07,390 --> 00:05:09,357 Roll over, Hulk Hogan. 127 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:11,259 [Both groaning] 128 00:05:14,230 --> 00:05:16,031 You want me to finish you off? 129 00:05:16,065 --> 00:05:19,234 I'm good, hon. We got to save your sperm for baby-making. 130 00:05:21,437 --> 00:05:22,904 This was a baby-making session? 131 00:05:22,939 --> 00:05:24,372 Hoping so. 132 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:25,907 You cool? 133 00:05:25,942 --> 00:05:27,909 Yeah. 134 00:05:27,944 --> 00:05:30,512 Yeah, it just-- I just wish you had given me 135 00:05:30,546 --> 00:05:32,881 a heads-up before I went with the whole whore thing. 136 00:05:32,915 --> 00:05:34,249 You know, I don't want our kid's first impression 137 00:05:34,283 --> 00:05:35,851 of you to be that you're a whore. 138 00:05:35,885 --> 00:05:37,853 It was making you hot. Hot is good. 139 00:05:37,887 --> 00:05:40,922 We got to help your spermies rocket to my egg. 140 00:05:40,957 --> 00:05:43,692 Well, just don't be upside-down too long. 141 00:05:43,726 --> 00:05:44,993 My sperm get dizzy. 142 00:05:45,027 --> 00:05:47,596 [Giggles] Ooh! 143 00:05:49,966 --> 00:05:51,933 Shh, shh, shh. 144 00:05:51,968 --> 00:05:53,769 You all packed? 145 00:05:53,803 --> 00:05:55,103 I need a sleeping bag. 146 00:05:55,138 --> 00:05:57,706 Just staple some sheets together. 147 00:05:57,740 --> 00:06:00,075 This camp's got a rifle range 148 00:06:00,109 --> 00:06:01,510 and woods all around a lake. 149 00:06:01,544 --> 00:06:03,678 I'm definitely gonna kill something, 150 00:06:03,713 --> 00:06:05,080 like a grizzly, 151 00:06:05,114 --> 00:06:07,015 mountain lion, maybe a tiger. 152 00:06:07,049 --> 00:06:09,684 Or I might just go in the canoe and shoot some fish. 153 00:06:09,719 --> 00:06:13,388 Cancer's opening up a whole wonderful world for you, 154 00:06:13,422 --> 00:06:16,691 a world your other siblings will never get to experience. 155 00:06:16,726 --> 00:06:18,627 But they don't know that this camp 156 00:06:18,661 --> 00:06:21,129 is only for kids with cancer, so, like I said before, 157 00:06:21,164 --> 00:06:23,565 you must keep that secret. 158 00:06:23,599 --> 00:06:26,134 Are you still someone I can trust? 159 00:06:28,271 --> 00:06:30,806 Why am I the only one who caught cancer from grammy? 160 00:06:30,840 --> 00:06:34,709 Life is rife with questions that baffle. 161 00:06:34,744 --> 00:06:37,579 All we can do is carry on. 162 00:06:39,916 --> 00:06:41,616 Am I going to die? 163 00:06:41,651 --> 00:06:43,718 Time will tell. 164 00:06:43,753 --> 00:06:47,489 But don't you worry. I'm working on a cure. 165 00:06:47,523 --> 00:06:48,890 - You all packed up? - Shh. 166 00:06:48,925 --> 00:06:50,492 - Yup. - What's Hymie doing here? 167 00:06:50,526 --> 00:06:51,760 I'm baby-sitting. 168 00:06:51,794 --> 00:06:53,395 Oh, is Sheila popping pills again? 169 00:06:53,429 --> 00:06:56,598 Sheila happens to think very highly 170 00:06:56,632 --> 00:07:00,001 of my ability to raise bright, independent children. 171 00:07:00,036 --> 00:07:01,736 You're not leaving Hymie here, Frank. 172 00:07:01,771 --> 00:07:03,338 Debbie can't take care of a special needs kid 173 00:07:03,372 --> 00:07:04,639 on top of day care. 174 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:06,308 Challenges foster growth. 175 00:07:06,342 --> 00:07:09,344 You can't prevent Debbie from an opportunity to grow. 176 00:07:09,378 --> 00:07:10,579 Not happening. 177 00:07:10,613 --> 00:07:11,947 Carl, what are you doing? 178 00:07:11,981 --> 00:07:13,481 Making a sleeping bag. 179 00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:15,917 - These are Lip's sheets. - Not anymore. 180 00:07:15,952 --> 00:07:17,953 All right, take my ROTC sleeping bag, huh? 181 00:07:17,987 --> 00:07:19,020 - Really? - Yeah. 182 00:07:19,055 --> 00:07:20,755 I'll grab it from upstairs. 183 00:07:20,790 --> 00:07:23,091 Why couldn't you win a raffle for camp 184 00:07:23,125 --> 00:07:26,595 - when I was little, Frank? - Fortune dispenses randomly. 185 00:07:26,629 --> 00:07:28,096 I hated camp. 186 00:07:28,130 --> 00:07:29,431 Don't listen to Jamie, Carl. 187 00:07:29,465 --> 00:07:31,166 Jimmy. 188 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:32,801 You okay holding down the fort 189 00:07:32,835 --> 00:07:34,436 with Debbie's day care insanity starting up again? 190 00:07:34,470 --> 00:07:36,771 Jamie's got it. Jamie is all over it. 191 00:07:36,806 --> 00:07:39,474 Okay, little man. See you in a week. 192 00:07:39,508 --> 00:07:41,042 [Laughs] 193 00:07:41,077 --> 00:07:43,979 I just want to say thanks for being a great sister. 194 00:07:44,013 --> 00:07:46,648 I may have never said that, 195 00:07:46,682 --> 00:07:49,451 but now I did. 196 00:07:49,485 --> 00:07:51,686 - You okay, Carl? - Yeah. 197 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:55,023 Okay, I left a list of stuff we need at the store. 198 00:07:55,057 --> 00:07:56,558 You kicking in for squirrel fund this month? 199 00:07:56,592 --> 00:07:58,126 Absolutely. Yeah. I'm living here. 200 00:07:58,160 --> 00:07:59,127 Got to do my part. 201 00:07:59,161 --> 00:08:00,228 Don't have to. 202 00:08:00,263 --> 00:08:03,298 "Want." Want to. 203 00:08:03,332 --> 00:08:06,968 Debbie! Day care starting! 204 00:08:07,003 --> 00:08:09,804 Wow. Thanks, Ian. 205 00:08:09,839 --> 00:08:12,507 I got a couple more things for camp too-- 206 00:08:12,541 --> 00:08:14,409 bug spray, and Swiss army knife. 207 00:08:14,443 --> 00:08:18,146 For comfort and convenience, not as weapons. 208 00:08:18,180 --> 00:08:19,981 Awesome. 209 00:08:20,016 --> 00:08:21,750 See you in a week, pal. 210 00:08:21,784 --> 00:08:23,852 See ya. 211 00:08:23,886 --> 00:08:25,720 Dad, we should go. 212 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:28,189 Coming! 213 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:39,434 Stay away from people with cancer, little dude. 214 00:08:39,468 --> 00:08:42,170 Okay, who's ready for breakfast burritos? 215 00:08:42,204 --> 00:08:44,105 Me! 216 00:08:56,385 --> 00:08:58,186 - So this sister... - Half. 217 00:08:58,220 --> 00:09:01,222 She's just waiting somewhere 218 00:09:01,257 --> 00:09:02,691 for your dad to go pick her up? 219 00:09:02,725 --> 00:09:03,959 Near Milwaukee. 220 00:09:03,993 --> 00:09:05,226 He gonna do it? 221 00:09:05,261 --> 00:09:06,695 No. 222 00:09:06,729 --> 00:09:09,130 So you think maybe, I don't know, 223 00:09:09,165 --> 00:09:11,533 maybe you should call her, 224 00:09:11,567 --> 00:09:13,234 tell her he's not coming? 225 00:09:13,269 --> 00:09:14,536 No call answers that question 226 00:09:14,570 --> 00:09:18,039 just as good as a call does... 227 00:09:18,074 --> 00:09:20,475 So you're cool with your sister 228 00:09:20,509 --> 00:09:22,077 going in the foster care system? 229 00:09:22,111 --> 00:09:24,212 Well, the system's better than here. 230 00:09:24,246 --> 00:09:26,982 Yeah, says the girl who, miraculously, 231 00:09:27,016 --> 00:09:29,384 has never been in the system. 232 00:09:31,354 --> 00:09:33,755 She have any other relatives? 233 00:09:33,789 --> 00:09:35,991 Who knows? Look, it sucks, 234 00:09:36,025 --> 00:09:38,593 but there's nothing I can do about it. 235 00:09:41,297 --> 00:09:44,933 She sounded desperate. 236 00:09:44,967 --> 00:09:47,569 I mean, let's-- let's see if we could get her. 237 00:09:47,603 --> 00:09:48,803 Let's see if we can help. 238 00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:50,138 - Help how? - I don't know. 239 00:09:50,172 --> 00:09:51,539 Maybe locate the rest of her family. 240 00:09:51,574 --> 00:09:53,208 How are we gonna do that? 241 00:09:53,242 --> 00:09:55,443 I don't know, drive up there, figure it out. 242 00:09:55,478 --> 00:09:57,278 In the car that neither of us have? 243 00:09:57,313 --> 00:09:59,481 - She's your sister. - Half. 244 00:10:01,450 --> 00:10:03,385 There's a coupon in the flyer for this. 245 00:10:03,419 --> 00:10:05,653 - Do you have one? - I left it at home. 246 00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:08,490 There's a stack of 'em right over there. 247 00:10:08,524 --> 00:10:11,092 No reason the store should have that 75 cents. 248 00:10:11,127 --> 00:10:13,395 Adolpho, delivery ready at register three. 249 00:10:13,429 --> 00:10:17,832 Princess, it's time for your break. 250 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:21,603 Princess, stop working so hard. 251 00:10:21,637 --> 00:10:23,238 Princess, I got it. Go take your break. 252 00:10:23,272 --> 00:10:25,240 It's not a "break" break. 253 00:10:25,274 --> 00:10:28,910 It's a "Bobby" break. 254 00:10:37,653 --> 00:10:39,988 Will you be coming up for parents day, Mr. Gallagher? 255 00:10:40,022 --> 00:10:41,656 No. No, no. Working. 256 00:10:41,690 --> 00:10:43,191 No time to relax. 257 00:10:43,225 --> 00:10:45,260 Being able to afford Carl's cancer drugs 258 00:10:45,294 --> 00:10:47,929 means a lot of time at the foundry. 259 00:10:47,963 --> 00:10:49,764 And, if I'm late, I get docked. 260 00:10:49,799 --> 00:10:51,266 I get docked too many times, I get fired. 261 00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:53,935 If I get fired, I lose my benefits, 262 00:10:53,969 --> 00:10:56,271 benefits that will provide treatments 263 00:10:56,305 --> 00:10:57,972 to extend Carl's life 264 00:10:58,007 --> 00:11:02,343 past the doctor's original dire predictions. 265 00:11:02,378 --> 00:11:05,880 We'll take good care of him, I promise. 266 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,148 Thank you. 267 00:11:07,183 --> 00:11:09,284 Okay, folks, bus is leaving. 268 00:11:09,318 --> 00:11:10,952 - Get your hugs in. - Okay, check it out. 269 00:11:10,986 --> 00:11:13,721 I was able to pull some strings 270 00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:16,157 and get you these special cancer pills. 271 00:11:16,192 --> 00:11:18,059 Take one a day. They'll give you the energy 272 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:19,227 to get through camp. 273 00:11:19,261 --> 00:11:20,795 Will they cure my cancer? 274 00:11:20,830 --> 00:11:22,664 Depends on your attitude. 275 00:11:26,068 --> 00:11:28,203 I love you, dad. 276 00:11:30,005 --> 00:11:32,173 Okay. Okay, good. 277 00:11:32,208 --> 00:11:34,576 There you go. Be brave. 278 00:11:42,885 --> 00:11:46,321 Both: 10, 11, 12, 279 00:11:46,355 --> 00:11:49,958 13... 280 00:11:51,093 --> 00:11:54,162 1, 2, 3... 281 00:11:54,196 --> 00:11:56,231 4, 5... 282 00:11:57,900 --> 00:12:01,369 Ashish, it's not your turn. 283 00:12:01,403 --> 00:12:03,271 What number did I get up to? 284 00:12:03,305 --> 00:12:07,842 5! Or 13. 285 00:12:12,848 --> 00:12:16,484 Whoo! Yummy time. 286 00:12:16,519 --> 00:12:17,986 It's been a while, hasn't it? 287 00:12:18,020 --> 00:12:21,656 - What has? - Since we had sex. 288 00:12:21,690 --> 00:12:23,358 Oh, yeah. 289 00:12:23,392 --> 00:12:25,493 Sleep deprivation's the silent romance killer. 290 00:12:25,528 --> 00:12:28,530 Who thought Frank would be the cure? 291 00:12:28,564 --> 00:12:30,431 - Jody? - Yeah. 292 00:12:30,466 --> 00:12:32,834 Would you want to stay here a little bit? 293 00:12:32,868 --> 00:12:34,536 Oh, you want to snuggle? 294 00:12:34,570 --> 00:12:37,705 Jody's always down for maximum snuggums. 295 00:12:37,740 --> 00:12:41,209 I was thinking maybe we could 296 00:12:41,243 --> 00:12:46,614 mix into snuggle time 297 00:12:46,649 --> 00:12:49,784 a little toy time? 298 00:12:49,818 --> 00:12:51,352 Sheila, we've been over this. 299 00:12:51,387 --> 00:12:53,188 - I'll go slow. - Not gonna happen. 300 00:12:53,222 --> 00:12:54,689 It's good to be nervous. 301 00:12:54,723 --> 00:12:56,858 - Not true. - Please. 302 00:12:56,892 --> 00:13:01,262 Sheila, sweetheart, 303 00:13:01,297 --> 00:13:03,364 I can't, okay? 304 00:13:03,399 --> 00:13:05,033 I like what we have now. 305 00:13:05,067 --> 00:13:06,768 Let's not ruin it. 306 00:13:06,802 --> 00:13:09,571 Breakfast in a sec? 307 00:13:12,575 --> 00:13:15,743 ♪ I've been working on the railroad ♪ 308 00:13:15,778 --> 00:13:19,147 All: ♪ all the livelong day ♪ 309 00:13:19,181 --> 00:13:21,916 ♪ I've been working on the railroad ♪ 310 00:13:21,951 --> 00:13:23,284 ♪ just to ♪ ♪ pass the time away ♪ 311 00:13:23,319 --> 00:13:24,752 Yo. I'm Hanley. 312 00:13:24,787 --> 00:13:27,088 Carl. What up? 313 00:13:27,122 --> 00:13:28,723 Not my red blood cell count. 314 00:13:28,757 --> 00:13:30,425 What kind do you got? 315 00:13:30,459 --> 00:13:32,594 The kind that kills kids. You? 316 00:13:32,628 --> 00:13:34,929 Same. 317 00:13:37,099 --> 00:13:40,034 Fiona, I need you to trade breaks with me later. 318 00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:41,469 Sure. When do I punch out? 319 00:13:41,503 --> 00:13:43,304 Bobby'll tell you. 320 00:13:43,339 --> 00:13:45,240 And a little tip I tell all the new gals, 321 00:13:45,274 --> 00:13:47,775 I don't punch out when I pull my extra break. 322 00:13:47,810 --> 00:13:50,311 If I'm in the building, I'm gonna get compensated 323 00:13:50,346 --> 00:13:51,913 for whatever work I do. 324 00:13:51,947 --> 00:13:53,281 Makes sense. 325 00:13:53,315 --> 00:13:54,949 When it's my day, I punch in, 326 00:13:54,984 --> 00:13:56,651 go home, nap, 327 00:13:56,685 --> 00:13:58,119 do shit with my boyfriend, 328 00:13:58,153 --> 00:13:59,654 come back, do Bobby, 329 00:13:59,688 --> 00:14:02,156 go back home, and still don't punch out. 330 00:14:02,191 --> 00:14:03,725 I have one of the gals on the late shift 331 00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:05,393 punch me out at close. 332 00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:08,096 Get paid for a double, and I only work 15 minutes. 333 00:14:08,130 --> 00:14:09,831 Reason I need you to go for me 334 00:14:09,865 --> 00:14:11,599 is 'cause I got a bunch of canker sores. 335 00:14:11,634 --> 00:14:13,301 I need a break from the sucky-suck, 336 00:14:13,335 --> 00:14:15,303 if you know what I mean. 337 00:14:15,337 --> 00:14:17,905 Jennica, could I go for you next week? 338 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:20,241 I just got my teeth cleaned at the free clinic, 339 00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:23,578 and the trainee hygienist just shredded my gums. 340 00:14:23,612 --> 00:14:24,979 Been there. No worries. 341 00:14:25,014 --> 00:14:26,848 I'll ask Lucy. I got seniority. 342 00:14:26,882 --> 00:14:30,318 I got the evening Bobby shift, which is easy-peasy. 343 00:14:30,352 --> 00:14:35,356 By then, basically his dick is just coughing up smoke. 344 00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:42,697 Pancakes are in the oven. 345 00:14:42,731 --> 00:14:45,433 Great session. 346 00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:48,036 Yummy time, mucho yum. 347 00:14:51,073 --> 00:14:55,176 He looks so happy and peaceful. 348 00:14:55,210 --> 00:14:56,778 If ignorance is bliss, 349 00:14:56,812 --> 00:15:00,214 then Down Syndrome's got to be euphoria. 350 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:05,520 How are the pancakes? 351 00:15:05,554 --> 00:15:06,988 Filling. 352 00:15:07,022 --> 00:15:08,756 Do you ever miss what we used to have? 353 00:15:08,791 --> 00:15:10,792 Your crepes? Definitely. 354 00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:14,262 Jody's not much of a cook. 355 00:15:14,296 --> 00:15:17,332 I mean, the-- 356 00:15:17,366 --> 00:15:20,768 the things that we would do together. 357 00:15:20,803 --> 00:15:23,271 Our social calendar was never that full. 358 00:15:23,305 --> 00:15:25,306 No, I mean, 359 00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:27,975 like, the things. 360 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:31,112 I'm talking about what you and I used to have in bed. 361 00:15:32,915 --> 00:15:35,216 Oh. 362 00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:37,085 No. 363 00:15:39,154 --> 00:15:41,489 You let me be in charge. Remember? 364 00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:42,890 Jody only wants 365 00:15:42,925 --> 00:15:45,226 to cuddle and do it like missionaries. 366 00:15:45,260 --> 00:15:48,129 - Cuddling's good. - It's boring. 367 00:15:48,163 --> 00:15:49,831 And uneventful. 368 00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:51,532 I need events! 369 00:15:51,567 --> 00:15:53,835 I want eventful play! 370 00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:56,003 - Shh. - I want to be in charge. 371 00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:57,905 Well, then be in charge. 372 00:15:57,940 --> 00:16:00,141 Be forceful. Jody's malleable. 373 00:16:00,175 --> 00:16:02,477 He's not. 374 00:16:02,511 --> 00:16:05,513 I've tried. 375 00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:07,582 Would you talk to him? 376 00:16:07,616 --> 00:16:08,883 No. 377 00:16:08,917 --> 00:16:11,419 I have needs, Frank. 378 00:16:11,453 --> 00:16:14,389 I have needs. 379 00:16:14,423 --> 00:16:16,758 I don't think I ask for too much. 380 00:16:20,462 --> 00:16:21,662 [Crying] I don't know what to do. 381 00:16:21,697 --> 00:16:23,364 Oh, no, please don't cry 382 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:24,465 when I'm eating. 383 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:27,168 [Whimpers] 384 00:16:27,202 --> 00:16:28,369 I'm sorry. 385 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,838 Just I miss it. 386 00:16:30,873 --> 00:16:33,875 I miss it so, so much. 387 00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:35,977 And the missing makes me sad. 388 00:16:36,011 --> 00:16:39,213 All right, all right. I'll talk to him. 389 00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:41,549 Really? You will? 390 00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:43,651 Yes, if you'll stop crying 391 00:16:43,685 --> 00:16:46,521 and let me enjoy my pancakes, yes. 392 00:16:46,555 --> 00:16:48,556 I can stop crying. I can stop crying. 393 00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:50,725 I can. I can stop crying. 394 00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:54,729 [Stifled crying] 395 00:16:57,199 --> 00:16:59,767 You're visiting a Milkovich sister nobody's ever heard of 396 00:16:59,802 --> 00:17:00,935 in Milwaukee? 397 00:17:00,969 --> 00:17:02,270 Uh, correct. 398 00:17:02,304 --> 00:17:04,439 And you're gonna do what? 399 00:17:04,473 --> 00:17:06,874 We are going to evaluate her well-being 400 00:17:06,909 --> 00:17:09,510 and, if need be, rescue her. 401 00:17:09,545 --> 00:17:11,012 You mean kidnap? 402 00:17:11,046 --> 00:17:12,346 Provide transport to a safer haven. 403 00:17:12,381 --> 00:17:14,282 - Kidnap. - Rescue. 404 00:17:14,316 --> 00:17:15,616 Bad idea. 405 00:17:15,651 --> 00:17:17,585 Look, a kid's in trouble, 406 00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:19,120 we're gonna help. 407 00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:22,723 Crossing state lines to bring a minor 408 00:17:22,758 --> 00:17:25,526 back to the Milkovich house of horror seems more like abuse. 409 00:17:25,561 --> 00:17:27,261 Look, her mother's dead, she's home alone, 410 00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,629 and she's scared. 411 00:17:28,664 --> 00:17:30,765 Welcome to the predictable consequences 412 00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:33,201 of using crystal meth. 413 00:17:33,235 --> 00:17:36,404 [Engine struggles to turn over] 414 00:17:36,438 --> 00:17:37,872 Have you ever driven this thing 415 00:17:37,906 --> 00:17:39,474 more than four consecutive miles? 416 00:17:39,508 --> 00:17:41,642 [Revving] 417 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:55,289 [Rock music] 418 00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:58,159 ♪ 419 00:17:58,193 --> 00:17:59,594 What's that smell? 420 00:17:59,628 --> 00:18:00,795 Fresh air. 421 00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:02,497 Where's the rifle range? 422 00:18:02,531 --> 00:18:03,831 Don't think we have that anymore. 423 00:18:03,866 --> 00:18:04,966 Then why's it on the pamphlet? 424 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,634 That is a worthwhile inquiry. 425 00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:08,269 You shouldn't have put it on the pamphlet 426 00:18:08,303 --> 00:18:10,738 - if you don't have it. - Well, let's go check. 427 00:18:10,772 --> 00:18:13,674 Come on. 428 00:18:13,709 --> 00:18:16,143 ♪ Without windows ♪ 429 00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,212 ♪ 430 00:18:18,247 --> 00:18:21,415 [Groans] Damn it. 431 00:18:21,450 --> 00:18:22,617 You all right, Lucy? 432 00:18:22,651 --> 00:18:25,553 No, I'm not all right. 433 00:18:25,587 --> 00:18:27,221 I was filling in for Jennica on her-- 434 00:18:27,256 --> 00:18:29,824 I was filling in for Jennica's Bobby break, 435 00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:31,592 and now I got Bobby juice on the blouse 436 00:18:31,627 --> 00:18:32,660 that I am wearing to Cuban Night. 437 00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:34,161 So now Jennica's gonna get 438 00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:35,630 her car keyed, because I am fed up 439 00:18:35,664 --> 00:18:37,431 with coworkers who always seem 440 00:18:37,466 --> 00:18:40,434 to have canker sore outbreaks when it's their turn. 441 00:18:41,970 --> 00:18:45,873 Hey, don't forget to backload those. 442 00:18:45,908 --> 00:18:46,974 ♪ 443 00:18:47,009 --> 00:18:49,043 ♪ There was a farmer ♪ 444 00:18:49,077 --> 00:18:51,979 ♪ who had a dog and Bingo was his name-o ♪ 445 00:18:52,014 --> 00:18:54,649 ♪ B-I-N-G-O ♪ 446 00:18:54,683 --> 00:18:55,917 ♪ B-I-N-G-O ♪ 447 00:18:55,951 --> 00:18:58,452 ♪ B-I-N-G-O ♪ 448 00:18:58,487 --> 00:18:59,887 ♪ and Bingo was his name-o ♪ 449 00:18:59,922 --> 00:19:00,888 You want to sing along with us, Carl? 450 00:19:00,923 --> 00:19:02,156 I want to shoot a rifle. 451 00:19:02,190 --> 00:19:04,125 Got some info for you on that one. 452 00:19:04,159 --> 00:19:05,993 We no longer offer a rifle range. 453 00:19:06,028 --> 00:19:07,828 That's bullshit! 454 00:19:07,863 --> 00:19:09,564 Language, please, Carl. 455 00:19:09,598 --> 00:19:11,265 There's a range on the pamphlet. 456 00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:14,001 How about I teach you to play chess? 457 00:19:14,036 --> 00:19:16,504 How about I call Action 4 News and tell them 458 00:19:16,538 --> 00:19:18,172 you're lying to a bunch of dying kids 459 00:19:18,206 --> 00:19:20,341 on what they get to do at this horseshit camp! 460 00:19:20,375 --> 00:19:22,076 I'm sorry, Carl. 461 00:19:22,110 --> 00:19:24,078 I want to go to the forest and kill something. 462 00:19:24,112 --> 00:19:26,147 Let's find you something safe to do, 463 00:19:26,181 --> 00:19:27,615 yet still thrilling, 464 00:19:27,649 --> 00:19:30,851 like making a tie-dyed t-shirt. 465 00:19:30,886 --> 00:19:32,687 You don't have to want it. 466 00:19:32,721 --> 00:19:33,988 Doing things you don't want to do 467 00:19:34,022 --> 00:19:35,957 is how you make a relationship work. 468 00:19:35,991 --> 00:19:37,858 I can't, Frank. I'm sorry. 469 00:19:37,893 --> 00:19:39,860 Sex toys are a gateway choice. 470 00:19:39,895 --> 00:19:42,296 Toys can be mind-expanding. 471 00:19:42,331 --> 00:19:44,999 I just got my one-year chip from Sex Addicts Anonymous. 472 00:19:45,033 --> 00:19:46,968 Part of my recovery's to make certain 473 00:19:47,002 --> 00:19:48,869 that I only have loving, committed sex. 474 00:19:48,904 --> 00:19:50,438 No battery-powered aides allowed. 475 00:19:50,472 --> 00:19:52,373 She just wants to kick it up a notch. 476 00:19:52,407 --> 00:19:53,808 Make her happy. 477 00:19:53,842 --> 00:19:55,443 The key to my continued happiness 478 00:19:55,477 --> 00:19:57,278 is to have loving sex infrequently. 479 00:19:57,312 --> 00:19:59,013 I've mastered the infrequent part. 480 00:19:59,047 --> 00:20:01,816 This isn't about your happiness. 481 00:20:01,850 --> 00:20:03,217 It's about Sheila's. 482 00:20:03,251 --> 00:20:05,486 I finally got my life back under control. 483 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:06,854 If I kick it up a notch, 484 00:20:06,888 --> 00:20:07,989 there's no stopping me. 485 00:20:08,023 --> 00:20:09,223 It's an addiction. 486 00:20:09,257 --> 00:20:10,958 Oh, would you stop bragging? 487 00:20:10,993 --> 00:20:13,194 We're all sex addicts, man. 488 00:20:13,228 --> 00:20:14,562 10, 12 times a day? 489 00:20:14,596 --> 00:20:16,130 What, thinking about it? Yeah. More. 490 00:20:16,164 --> 00:20:18,399 No, the act. Arousal and release. 491 00:20:18,433 --> 00:20:19,667 Before I got into SA, 492 00:20:19,701 --> 00:20:22,003 I was having sex 10, 12 times a day. 493 00:20:22,037 --> 00:20:23,871 Giving or receiving? 494 00:20:23,905 --> 00:20:25,406 Never receiving. I was destroying. 495 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:27,475 Destroying? 496 00:20:27,509 --> 00:20:31,312 That's what I used to call it. "Destroying pussy." 497 00:20:31,346 --> 00:20:33,848 You all make coming to work such a delight. 498 00:20:33,882 --> 00:20:36,517 10, 12 times a day? The same woman? 499 00:20:36,551 --> 00:20:38,319 Never. That's the thing about the internet. 500 00:20:38,353 --> 00:20:40,021 Once you announce your depravity, 501 00:20:40,055 --> 00:20:41,522 there's plenty of other depravers seeking company. 502 00:20:41,556 --> 00:20:43,391 I mean, if you put it out there, 503 00:20:43,425 --> 00:20:44,892 you can find a ton of willing participants 504 00:20:44,926 --> 00:20:46,560 who want to be humiliated having sex. 505 00:20:46,595 --> 00:20:48,362 I got to re-up my AOL account. 506 00:20:48,397 --> 00:20:51,666 One week, I had 32 different partners. 507 00:20:51,700 --> 00:20:53,067 Didn't cost me a dime. 508 00:20:53,101 --> 00:20:55,436 Toys, contraptions, 509 00:20:55,470 --> 00:20:57,004 restraints. 510 00:20:57,039 --> 00:20:58,406 You know, you start messing around, 511 00:20:58,440 --> 00:20:59,840 you think you're under control, 512 00:20:59,875 --> 00:21:02,076 but eventually you abuse your arousal center, 513 00:21:02,110 --> 00:21:05,713 needing stranger and stranger shit to flip your switch. 514 00:21:05,747 --> 00:21:07,415 I mean, 515 00:21:07,449 --> 00:21:09,750 I started to look at sex like a fight, 516 00:21:09,785 --> 00:21:12,286 and my weapon was my cock. 517 00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:14,955 I knew I really had a problem when I couldn't get hard 518 00:21:14,990 --> 00:21:16,557 unless I was slapping it in the face 519 00:21:16,591 --> 00:21:19,560 of a woman who was pretending she was crying. 520 00:21:25,934 --> 00:21:27,802 I underestimated you, Jody. 521 00:21:27,836 --> 00:21:31,105 In a bar full of depraved people, 522 00:21:31,139 --> 00:21:33,708 you are the Grand Poobah of depravity. 523 00:21:33,742 --> 00:21:35,710 Was. 524 00:21:35,744 --> 00:21:38,279 Won't be again. 525 00:21:38,313 --> 00:21:41,716 What do I owe you for the ginger ale, Kev? 526 00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:44,385 - Vanilla or chocolate? - Mixed. 527 00:21:44,419 --> 00:21:46,087 You got any rainbow sprinkles? 528 00:21:46,121 --> 00:21:48,322 They discontinued using sprinkles last summer. 529 00:21:48,356 --> 00:21:50,725 Some brands of food coloring have been linked to cancer. 530 00:21:50,759 --> 00:21:53,427 I already have cancer. This camp blows. 531 00:21:53,462 --> 00:21:55,329 No sprinkles? What is this, Mexico? 532 00:21:55,363 --> 00:21:57,231 We're trying to create an enjoyable-- 533 00:21:57,265 --> 00:21:58,999 Create a way to get some sprinkles here before we die. 534 00:21:59,034 --> 00:22:01,502 Hey, kids, it's Moppy the clown. 535 00:22:01,536 --> 00:22:05,973 [Cheers] 536 00:22:06,007 --> 00:22:08,309 Yo, Carl, way to speak up. 537 00:22:08,343 --> 00:22:09,577 Want to go check out the lake? 538 00:22:09,611 --> 00:22:11,579 Sure. I'll go ask. 539 00:22:11,613 --> 00:22:13,013 Don't ask. Just go. 540 00:22:13,048 --> 00:22:14,181 But they'll get mad 541 00:22:14,216 --> 00:22:15,249 if we don't ask permission. 542 00:22:15,283 --> 00:22:17,017 Cancer is our permission. 543 00:22:17,052 --> 00:22:18,285 We've been at this camp 544 00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:19,620 for a whole day without seeing the lake. 545 00:22:19,654 --> 00:22:21,088 I've never seen a lake before. 546 00:22:21,123 --> 00:22:24,291 - Not even Lake Michigan? - Where's that? 547 00:22:29,798 --> 00:22:31,499 I didn't get a chance to swing by the bank today, 548 00:22:31,533 --> 00:22:32,967 but I'll get some money in the squirrel fund tomorrow. 549 00:22:33,001 --> 00:22:34,769 - I promise, okay? - Okay. 550 00:22:34,803 --> 00:22:35,770 How'd it go today? 551 00:22:35,804 --> 00:22:37,772 Weird. Day care? 552 00:22:37,806 --> 00:22:40,207 No kids lost limbs. No kids were lost by Jim. 553 00:22:40,242 --> 00:22:41,942 Excellent. 554 00:22:41,977 --> 00:22:44,178 How'd cashier work get weird? 555 00:22:44,212 --> 00:22:46,180 I think everyone at work other than me 556 00:22:46,214 --> 00:22:47,515 is blowing the manager. 557 00:22:47,549 --> 00:22:49,049 That's genius. 558 00:22:49,084 --> 00:22:50,151 Evil genius. 559 00:22:50,185 --> 00:22:52,119 Taking advantage of women 560 00:22:52,154 --> 00:22:53,954 who can't afford to lose their jobs? 561 00:22:53,989 --> 00:22:55,556 - It's sick. - Then quit. 562 00:22:55,590 --> 00:22:58,359 I need the job. Overtime. Benefits. 563 00:22:58,393 --> 00:23:00,861 But eventually, they're all gonna realize 564 00:23:00,896 --> 00:23:03,063 I'm not carrying my share of the load. 565 00:23:03,098 --> 00:23:05,232 Literally. 566 00:23:05,267 --> 00:23:06,967 Maybe I can figure out a way to make 'em all stop 567 00:23:07,002 --> 00:23:09,970 before they realize I'm getting a free ride. 568 00:23:10,005 --> 00:23:12,206 Yeah, if we stick together, 569 00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:14,241 collectively boycott giving him what he wants, 570 00:23:14,276 --> 00:23:16,143 maybe it can stop. There's strength in numbers. 571 00:23:16,178 --> 00:23:18,646 United we stand. Divided, we keep sucking dick. 572 00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:21,882 Hey, revolutions have begun with less inspiring phrases. 573 00:23:21,917 --> 00:23:24,318 Cool. 574 00:23:24,352 --> 00:23:26,654 Flat rocks skip better. 575 00:23:26,688 --> 00:23:28,489 They pay for your braces 576 00:23:28,523 --> 00:23:30,257 before or after they found out you were dying? 577 00:23:30,292 --> 00:23:33,160 I'm not dying. 578 00:23:33,195 --> 00:23:34,829 You got cancer, dude. 579 00:23:34,863 --> 00:23:37,164 You're dying. We're all dying. 580 00:23:37,199 --> 00:23:40,534 My dad got me some special pills. 581 00:23:40,569 --> 00:23:43,070 Good luck with that. 582 00:23:43,104 --> 00:23:45,739 Seriously. 583 00:23:45,774 --> 00:23:47,174 They ain't got no cure. 584 00:23:47,209 --> 00:23:49,844 I thought this camp was supposed to, 585 00:23:49,878 --> 00:23:51,879 you know, like, help kids, fresh air and that stuff. 586 00:23:51,913 --> 00:23:53,948 The only kids invited to this camp 587 00:23:53,982 --> 00:23:55,449 are the ones that ain't gonna make it. 588 00:23:55,483 --> 00:23:57,551 This is the final party. 589 00:23:57,586 --> 00:24:00,221 One final "screw you," putting all this cool shit 590 00:24:00,255 --> 00:24:03,057 within arm's reach and then not letting us do dick. 591 00:24:03,091 --> 00:24:07,261 If you had to pick one wish they would actually grant, what would it be? 592 00:24:07,295 --> 00:24:09,196 Titties. 593 00:24:09,231 --> 00:24:11,198 Never seen a real girl's titties. 594 00:24:11,233 --> 00:24:13,033 - Porn? - Sure. 595 00:24:13,068 --> 00:24:15,236 But never seen titties in real life. 596 00:24:15,270 --> 00:24:17,204 - You? - Older sister. 597 00:24:17,239 --> 00:24:18,873 Describe 'em. 598 00:24:18,907 --> 00:24:22,309 Like titties, except their your older sister's. 599 00:24:22,344 --> 00:24:24,778 You don't really want to keep looking at 'em. 600 00:24:27,449 --> 00:24:28,983 [Bed screeching] 601 00:24:29,017 --> 00:24:32,820 - How's that? - Fine. 602 00:24:32,854 --> 00:24:35,055 - You feeling me? - Oh, I do. 603 00:24:35,090 --> 00:24:36,790 What's my name? 604 00:24:36,825 --> 00:24:37,892 Have you forgotten your name? 605 00:24:37,926 --> 00:24:39,727 - Say it! - It. 606 00:24:39,761 --> 00:24:41,428 - My name. - Jody. 607 00:24:41,463 --> 00:24:46,267 [Groans] 608 00:24:46,301 --> 00:24:49,670 [Car horn blares] 609 00:25:12,827 --> 00:25:15,362 [Knock at door] 610 00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:20,901 Hey, Molly. It's me, Mandy. 611 00:25:22,704 --> 00:25:26,206 Whoa. Uh, this is Lip, 612 00:25:26,241 --> 00:25:28,275 - my friend. - Hey. 613 00:25:28,310 --> 00:25:30,411 Is daddy here? 614 00:25:30,445 --> 00:25:35,215 He's at sea, but he sends his love. 615 00:25:35,250 --> 00:25:36,784 How are you? 616 00:25:36,818 --> 00:25:38,719 Am I coming home with you? 617 00:25:41,222 --> 00:25:43,724 Um, Molly, did your mom-- did she have, like, 618 00:25:43,758 --> 00:25:45,960 an address book with family members 619 00:25:45,994 --> 00:25:47,061 from her side of the family? 620 00:25:47,495 --> 00:25:49,596 Cousins or anyone like that? 621 00:25:49,630 --> 00:25:51,998 No. 622 00:25:52,033 --> 00:25:54,334 Okay, what about her cell phone? 623 00:25:54,369 --> 00:25:56,203 Anyone on that? 624 00:25:56,237 --> 00:25:58,472 She only had two numbers on it. 625 00:25:58,506 --> 00:26:01,308 Daddy's and her dealer's. 626 00:26:01,342 --> 00:26:03,610 You never met any uncles or aunties? 627 00:26:03,644 --> 00:26:06,613 Just you and my cousin David. 628 00:26:06,647 --> 00:26:08,715 He's in the Navy and fights bad guys. 629 00:26:08,750 --> 00:26:12,552 But other than him, no. 630 00:26:12,587 --> 00:26:15,155 Are you taking me to daddy? 631 00:26:38,379 --> 00:26:40,147 Ooh, 51 seconds, Debs. 632 00:26:40,181 --> 00:26:42,682 Only 39 seconds to go. 633 00:26:42,717 --> 00:26:44,718 [Inhales deeply] 634 00:26:48,256 --> 00:26:50,724 Hey, register two. 635 00:26:50,758 --> 00:26:52,759 You having a party? 636 00:26:52,794 --> 00:26:54,428 The ladies'll be all a-flitter. 637 00:26:54,462 --> 00:26:55,829 Hi. Patty. 638 00:26:55,863 --> 00:26:57,664 - Deli. - Hey, Patty. Fiona. 639 00:26:57,698 --> 00:27:00,267 Yeah, just a chance to mingle away from work. 640 00:27:00,301 --> 00:27:02,235 Coffee, cocktails, conversation. 641 00:27:02,270 --> 00:27:03,937 Totally casual. 642 00:27:03,971 --> 00:27:05,572 I've been working here 25 years. 643 00:27:05,606 --> 00:27:07,073 No one's ever thrown a party. 644 00:27:07,108 --> 00:27:08,775 Well, it's good to get to know people 645 00:27:08,810 --> 00:27:10,677 away from the salt mine, you know? 646 00:27:10,711 --> 00:27:12,913 I don't know, but I'm glad you're gonna show us. 647 00:27:12,947 --> 00:27:14,381 Want me to bring something? 648 00:27:14,415 --> 00:27:16,049 - We're all set. - Are you sure? 649 00:27:16,083 --> 00:27:17,384 Something from the deli? 650 00:27:17,418 --> 00:27:19,019 Bobby'd probably give us a discount. 651 00:27:19,053 --> 00:27:20,287 Or I could throw away some meat 652 00:27:20,321 --> 00:27:21,721 and pick it up from the dumpster later. 653 00:27:21,756 --> 00:27:23,857 Don't worry. I'll double-bag it. 654 00:27:23,891 --> 00:27:27,294 I'm just gonna do chips and salsa, something light. 655 00:27:27,328 --> 00:27:29,296 Well, more room in my belly for beer. 656 00:27:29,330 --> 00:27:31,731 See you tonight. 657 00:27:35,369 --> 00:27:37,938 Panerai. Nice. 658 00:27:37,972 --> 00:27:39,940 How nice? 659 00:27:42,109 --> 00:27:44,177 $2,000. 660 00:27:44,212 --> 00:27:45,846 That cost me five three years ago. 661 00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:48,682 Don't need a pedigree. Just need an answer. 662 00:27:50,551 --> 00:27:52,519 [Clicks tongue] 663 00:27:53,955 --> 00:27:56,490 [Cell phone ringing] 664 00:27:58,559 --> 00:28:00,427 Fuck. 665 00:28:03,664 --> 00:28:06,233 Okay, kids, for lunch, we have organic chicken, 666 00:28:06,267 --> 00:28:08,068 a fresh kale salad, 667 00:28:08,102 --> 00:28:10,203 and a juice bar with beets and cukes 668 00:28:10,238 --> 00:28:11,605 and ginger and carrots ready to be ground down 669 00:28:11,639 --> 00:28:13,273 into their essential goodness. 670 00:28:13,307 --> 00:28:15,375 - Got any chicken nuggets? - I love chicken nuggets. 671 00:28:15,409 --> 00:28:17,244 Chickie nugs? I want some. 672 00:28:17,278 --> 00:28:19,079 Sorry, guys. No chicken nuggets. 673 00:28:19,113 --> 00:28:20,480 - Got a car? - No. 674 00:28:20,515 --> 00:28:22,215 - I'm a college student. - Buy one. 675 00:28:22,250 --> 00:28:23,917 People who go to college are rich. 676 00:28:23,951 --> 00:28:26,386 - I'm not. - Then go call us a cab 677 00:28:26,420 --> 00:28:27,654 and go get us some nuggets. 678 00:28:27,688 --> 00:28:29,189 I got money. My mom said I could buy 679 00:28:29,223 --> 00:28:30,690 whatever I want from the camp store. 680 00:28:30,725 --> 00:28:32,359 I want chicken nuggets. 681 00:28:32,393 --> 00:28:33,927 There's no nuggets at the camp store. 682 00:28:33,961 --> 00:28:35,962 We're dying of cancer. 683 00:28:35,997 --> 00:28:39,199 Serial killers on death row get lobster for their final meal. 684 00:28:39,233 --> 00:28:41,201 Any one of these next meals could be our last. 685 00:28:41,235 --> 00:28:42,302 We can't even get some chicken nuggets? 686 00:28:42,336 --> 00:28:43,537 We have cancer. 687 00:28:43,571 --> 00:28:44,871 Go get us some nuggets now! 688 00:28:44,906 --> 00:28:46,773 All: Nuggets, nuggets, 689 00:28:46,807 --> 00:28:48,808 nuggets, nuggets, 690 00:28:48,843 --> 00:28:51,478 nuggets, nuggets, nuggets, 691 00:28:51,512 --> 00:28:54,814 nuggets... [Other kids continue chanting] 692 00:28:54,849 --> 00:28:57,484 Hanley, I'm gonna get you to see some real titties. 693 00:28:57,518 --> 00:29:00,086 Not sister titties, not porn titties. 694 00:29:00,121 --> 00:29:04,257 Just naked, real titties. 695 00:29:04,292 --> 00:29:06,493 Well, I'm off to work. 696 00:29:06,527 --> 00:29:09,896 - Okay. - Mwah. 697 00:29:09,931 --> 00:29:12,933 Eggs are in the oven, Frank. 698 00:29:15,770 --> 00:29:17,737 You were gonna talk to him. 699 00:29:17,772 --> 00:29:18,805 I did. 700 00:29:18,839 --> 00:29:20,407 Nothing's changed. 701 00:29:20,441 --> 00:29:22,409 Not gonna happen overnight, Sheila. 702 00:29:22,443 --> 00:29:24,945 I am running out of time. 703 00:29:24,979 --> 00:29:26,012 You're not. 704 00:29:26,047 --> 00:29:28,415 I think we can have 705 00:29:28,449 --> 00:29:29,649 what we had again. 706 00:29:29,684 --> 00:29:32,018 And I would never cheat on Jody, 707 00:29:32,053 --> 00:29:34,421 but I am ready to ask him 708 00:29:34,455 --> 00:29:37,591 if you and I can have a little toy time on the side. 709 00:29:37,625 --> 00:29:40,927 We had something special, 710 00:29:40,962 --> 00:29:43,296 but not as special as you and Jody. 711 00:29:43,331 --> 00:29:46,766 I don't need Jody. I need you. 712 00:29:46,801 --> 00:29:49,536 [Stammers] I-I need you back 713 00:29:49,570 --> 00:29:52,973 because of what you let me feel 714 00:29:53,007 --> 00:29:57,177 by allowing me to make you feel something 715 00:29:57,211 --> 00:30:01,314 that you don't want to feel. 716 00:30:04,085 --> 00:30:05,051 You brought a girl to my house 717 00:30:05,086 --> 00:30:06,286 without asking me first? 718 00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:07,787 You took me in when I needed it. 719 00:30:07,822 --> 00:30:10,123 My MS has got real bad. 720 00:30:10,157 --> 00:30:12,892 My whole left side goes numb for weeks. 721 00:30:12,927 --> 00:30:14,327 I'll help. 722 00:30:14,362 --> 00:30:16,229 Your heart's in the right place. 723 00:30:16,263 --> 00:30:18,164 You're the best Milkovich there is. 724 00:30:18,199 --> 00:30:21,067 I should have called first. I'm sorry. 725 00:30:21,102 --> 00:30:24,137 No, it's not a bad idea, Mandy. 726 00:30:24,171 --> 00:30:25,572 It's a bad time. 727 00:30:25,606 --> 00:30:28,008 I mean, I can't take care of little kids. 728 00:30:28,042 --> 00:30:29,976 Take her back. 729 00:30:30,011 --> 00:30:31,845 There are good people who work 730 00:30:31,879 --> 00:30:33,546 in the places that take care of orphans. 731 00:30:33,581 --> 00:30:35,415 She'll be better off. 732 00:30:35,449 --> 00:30:37,584 Could you look after her while we figure it out? 733 00:30:37,618 --> 00:30:39,052 What are you gonna do 734 00:30:39,086 --> 00:30:40,553 when there's no Aunt Rande to run to? 735 00:30:40,588 --> 00:30:43,723 And one day, there won't be. 736 00:30:43,758 --> 00:30:46,726 That day is today. 737 00:30:50,931 --> 00:30:53,266 Loving sex is a rule of my program. 738 00:30:53,300 --> 00:30:56,202 Don't let your emotions completely obscure 739 00:30:56,237 --> 00:30:58,104 the barbaric roots of the sexual act. 740 00:30:58,139 --> 00:31:01,908 Don't lose touch with the seeds of our animal nature. 741 00:31:01,942 --> 00:31:03,710 That's a good thing. We're not animals. 742 00:31:03,744 --> 00:31:05,512 We're people with the ability 743 00:31:05,546 --> 00:31:07,881 to elevate sex to a spiritual, loving experience. 744 00:31:07,915 --> 00:31:09,916 You can have that with Sheila 745 00:31:09,950 --> 00:31:11,451 and still give her what she needs. 746 00:31:11,485 --> 00:31:12,552 That's not been my experience. 747 00:31:12,586 --> 00:31:14,120 You're smarter now. 748 00:31:14,155 --> 00:31:16,256 You're stronger. You can handle it. 749 00:31:16,290 --> 00:31:17,691 Sheila needs you. 750 00:31:17,725 --> 00:31:19,859 ♪ Boys will be boys ♪ 751 00:31:19,894 --> 00:31:21,528 I love her, Frank. I really do. 752 00:31:21,562 --> 00:31:23,763 Then don't let past regrets 753 00:31:23,798 --> 00:31:26,399 scare you from embracing new experiences. 754 00:31:26,434 --> 00:31:29,302 It's what it unleashes in me that I'm afraid of. 755 00:31:29,336 --> 00:31:32,038 Jody, the most important part of your recovery 756 00:31:32,073 --> 00:31:34,207 is this little family you've started. 757 00:31:34,241 --> 00:31:36,409 Sheila wants to be sensitive to your recovery, 758 00:31:36,444 --> 00:31:37,544 but she has needs. 759 00:31:37,578 --> 00:31:39,579 Your acceptance of those needs 760 00:31:39,613 --> 00:31:41,314 is an act of love. 761 00:31:41,348 --> 00:31:43,483 This is love. 762 00:31:43,517 --> 00:31:45,552 You're not breaking your sobriety. 763 00:31:45,586 --> 00:31:47,654 You're showing her how much you care. 764 00:31:47,688 --> 00:31:48,755 Hmm. 765 00:31:48,789 --> 00:31:51,157 Ready, Jody. 766 00:31:51,192 --> 00:31:53,827 Right. What are we doing again? 767 00:31:53,861 --> 00:31:56,830 "Eat at Anne's" with an arrow. 768 00:31:56,864 --> 00:31:58,431 Cool. Hop on. 769 00:32:06,941 --> 00:32:08,408 Hey. Where you been? 770 00:32:08,442 --> 00:32:09,809 Hey. Milwaukee. 771 00:32:09,844 --> 00:32:11,778 - What? - I love Milwaukee. 772 00:32:11,812 --> 00:32:13,646 - Breweries. - What's all this? 773 00:32:13,681 --> 00:32:15,315 Party for work. 774 00:32:15,349 --> 00:32:16,316 Hey, Fiona. 775 00:32:16,350 --> 00:32:18,251 Fiona, this is Molly, 776 00:32:18,285 --> 00:32:19,652 Mandy's sister. 777 00:32:19,687 --> 00:32:22,122 Both: You have a sister? 778 00:32:22,156 --> 00:32:23,456 I do. 779 00:32:23,491 --> 00:32:25,592 Hey, Molly, bathroom. 780 00:32:25,626 --> 00:32:28,161 You guys, I'm up to 75 seconds. 781 00:32:28,195 --> 00:32:30,096 - Doing what, Debs? - Prepping to be drowned 782 00:32:30,131 --> 00:32:31,798 - at the city pool. - Oh, cool. 783 00:32:31,832 --> 00:32:33,600 Debs, this is Molly, Mandy's sister. 784 00:32:33,634 --> 00:32:34,834 Can you show her the bathroom, please? 785 00:32:34,869 --> 00:32:37,670 You have a sister? 786 00:32:37,705 --> 00:32:39,272 Milwaukee? 787 00:32:39,306 --> 00:32:42,108 Look, her mother OD'd, and she called Mandy. 788 00:32:42,143 --> 00:32:43,943 Uh-huh. So why are you involved? 789 00:32:43,978 --> 00:32:45,678 He's Captain Chivalry now. 790 00:32:45,713 --> 00:32:48,982 Look, she's a little girl that needs shelter 791 00:32:49,016 --> 00:32:50,483 while we figure out the next step. 792 00:32:50,518 --> 00:32:51,484 Can't she just stay here for a bit? 793 00:32:51,519 --> 00:32:53,186 We're kind of full up. 794 00:32:53,220 --> 00:32:55,021 Not with Carl in camp, we're not. 795 00:32:55,055 --> 00:32:56,856 Why don't you just take her to her father's house? 796 00:32:56,891 --> 00:32:58,358 Well, we're not gonna take her to her father's house 797 00:32:58,392 --> 00:33:00,326 because her father likes to molest his daughters. 798 00:33:00,361 --> 00:33:02,896 Should have led with that. 799 00:33:02,930 --> 00:33:04,297 [Sighs] 800 00:33:04,331 --> 00:33:05,732 You don't need to be playing house 801 00:33:05,766 --> 00:33:08,535 with Mandy Milkovich. 802 00:33:08,569 --> 00:33:10,570 So yes or no? 803 00:33:12,406 --> 00:33:14,641 She can stay till Carl gets back, 804 00:33:14,675 --> 00:33:16,576 but, Lip, doing shit like this signals something 805 00:33:16,610 --> 00:33:18,411 to a girl like Mandy. 806 00:33:18,445 --> 00:33:20,380 You sure you know what kind of signals you're sending? 807 00:33:20,414 --> 00:33:22,882 [Cell phone ringing] Pop. 808 00:33:22,917 --> 00:33:24,317 Can you meet me for a drink? 809 00:33:24,351 --> 00:33:25,485 Is everything all right? 810 00:33:25,519 --> 00:33:27,987 If everything was all right, 811 00:33:28,022 --> 00:33:29,155 I wouldn't be asking you to meet me 812 00:33:29,190 --> 00:33:30,723 for a drink on short notice. 813 00:33:30,758 --> 00:33:32,158 Can't you tell me on the phone? 814 00:33:32,193 --> 00:33:34,327 James, just put on your big-boy pants 815 00:33:34,361 --> 00:33:36,396 and meet your father at a bar 816 00:33:36,430 --> 00:33:39,332 of your choice so we can mumble, like men, 817 00:33:39,366 --> 00:33:40,400 over a beer. 818 00:33:40,434 --> 00:33:42,535 [Note rings out] 819 00:33:53,113 --> 00:33:55,114 No. 820 00:33:58,752 --> 00:34:03,122 This is where they lock up the pain pills. 821 00:34:03,157 --> 00:34:06,526 - We need a bolt cutter. - No, we don't. 822 00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:07,861 Let's just use your Swiss army knife 823 00:34:07,895 --> 00:34:09,629 and unscrew the bolts. 824 00:34:09,663 --> 00:34:12,565 Or we can just break the glass. 825 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:15,735 When I break the glass, you guys cough 826 00:34:15,769 --> 00:34:18,404 so no one will be suspicious. 827 00:34:18,439 --> 00:34:21,341 One, two, three, cough. [All coughing] 828 00:34:23,911 --> 00:34:25,979 What are you kids doing in here? 829 00:34:26,013 --> 00:34:27,513 We were gonna steal the drugs and sell them. 830 00:34:27,548 --> 00:34:30,383 Really? You need to work on your lying. 831 00:34:30,417 --> 00:34:32,652 What do you need money for? 832 00:34:32,686 --> 00:34:34,487 - We want to pay a woman-- - Shut up. 833 00:34:34,521 --> 00:34:36,656 This is a camp that's supposed to fulfill wishes, 834 00:34:36,690 --> 00:34:38,324 but all you do is say "no." 835 00:34:38,359 --> 00:34:39,893 [Sighs] 836 00:34:39,927 --> 00:34:42,495 Kids, I came to work here 837 00:34:42,529 --> 00:34:44,697 to do my part in diminishing the burden 838 00:34:44,732 --> 00:34:46,332 of your illness. 839 00:34:46,367 --> 00:34:47,767 I know you've been disappointed 840 00:34:47,801 --> 00:34:50,103 with some of the restrictions put on you here. 841 00:34:50,137 --> 00:34:53,806 I wish I had the power to change that. 842 00:34:55,409 --> 00:34:59,012 You may have more power than you think. 843 00:35:01,749 --> 00:35:03,049 Frank. 844 00:35:03,083 --> 00:35:05,785 Jody wants to talk to you. 845 00:35:13,394 --> 00:35:17,130 [Lively conversation] 846 00:35:17,164 --> 00:35:20,400 Ladies, thanks for getting together 847 00:35:20,434 --> 00:35:21,634 on such short notice. 848 00:35:21,669 --> 00:35:23,036 Oh, who doesn't like a party? 849 00:35:23,070 --> 00:35:25,138 You've all embraced me at the store, 850 00:35:25,172 --> 00:35:27,040 and I really appreciate it. 851 00:35:27,074 --> 00:35:30,376 And I-I just want to say 852 00:35:30,411 --> 00:35:34,714 that we-- we collectively have a voice. 853 00:35:34,748 --> 00:35:36,082 All: Yeah! 854 00:35:36,116 --> 00:35:39,485 And we-- we should start voicing it. 855 00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:41,421 You starting a ladies' choir? 856 00:35:41,455 --> 00:35:43,089 I sing at the church every Sunday. 857 00:35:43,123 --> 00:35:44,490 I can't sing at all. 858 00:35:44,525 --> 00:35:47,827 No. No. 859 00:35:47,861 --> 00:35:50,830 Ladies, we need to speak about what's going on at work-- 860 00:35:50,864 --> 00:35:53,766 with Bobby. 861 00:35:53,801 --> 00:35:56,235 I, like all of you, 862 00:35:56,270 --> 00:35:58,805 am happy to have a job, okay? 863 00:35:58,839 --> 00:36:00,306 But I don't want this job 864 00:36:00,341 --> 00:36:03,009 if the cost is a never-ending payback hummer. 865 00:36:03,043 --> 00:36:05,411 I don't want to live in that world. 866 00:36:05,446 --> 00:36:06,779 It's not right. 867 00:36:06,814 --> 00:36:08,181 Thank God somebody finally said it. 868 00:36:08,215 --> 00:36:09,449 I've been saying it for months. 869 00:36:09,483 --> 00:36:10,583 But you didn't throw a party. 870 00:36:10,617 --> 00:36:11,617 [Laughter] 871 00:36:11,652 --> 00:36:12,685 If we band together, 872 00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:14,020 we can put an end to this. 873 00:36:14,054 --> 00:36:16,356 - Yeah. - An end to hearing your name 874 00:36:16,390 --> 00:36:17,924 - called over the loudspeaker. - Hello. 875 00:36:17,958 --> 00:36:19,359 An end to him deciding 876 00:36:19,393 --> 00:36:20,593 we're here to please him 877 00:36:20,627 --> 00:36:22,128 whenever the urge arises. 878 00:36:22,162 --> 00:36:23,596 - Right. - An end to feeling 879 00:36:23,630 --> 00:36:25,598 like we have to give him whatever he wants. 880 00:36:25,632 --> 00:36:27,166 Like we are some desperate whores 881 00:36:27,201 --> 00:36:28,601 who are happy for the attention. 882 00:36:28,635 --> 00:36:30,103 All: Right. 883 00:36:30,137 --> 00:36:33,272 Our jobs are not his to threaten us with. 884 00:36:33,307 --> 00:36:34,707 - Right. - Our mouths 885 00:36:34,742 --> 00:36:36,209 are not his property to use as he pleases. 886 00:36:36,243 --> 00:36:37,777 - Yeah. - Amen. 887 00:36:37,811 --> 00:36:39,379 I was this close to biting it off last week. 888 00:36:39,413 --> 00:36:40,513 [Laughter] 889 00:36:40,547 --> 00:36:43,783 We need to say this stops now. 890 00:36:43,817 --> 00:36:45,218 All: Yeah! Yes! 891 00:36:45,252 --> 00:36:48,454 It's not that bad. [Silence] 892 00:36:48,489 --> 00:36:49,622 What? 893 00:36:49,656 --> 00:36:51,157 I mean, he showers daily, 894 00:36:51,191 --> 00:36:53,059 keeps himself clean. 895 00:36:53,093 --> 00:36:56,996 Last year, when my kid got sick, he gave me time off. 896 00:36:57,031 --> 00:36:58,064 Says something. 897 00:36:58,098 --> 00:37:00,666 Patty's right. 898 00:37:00,701 --> 00:37:02,468 When I punch in late, he never dock me. 899 00:37:02,503 --> 00:37:04,470 What's a quick blow job if, when my kid is sick, 900 00:37:04,505 --> 00:37:06,072 I get to stay home? 901 00:37:06,106 --> 00:37:07,807 - It's sexual harassment. - Exactly. 902 00:37:07,841 --> 00:37:09,242 He let me take flowers 903 00:37:09,276 --> 00:37:10,810 to put on my mother's grave, no charge. 904 00:37:10,844 --> 00:37:12,345 He charges you a weekly hummer. 905 00:37:12,379 --> 00:37:14,547 Come on, he lets you take home 906 00:37:14,581 --> 00:37:16,916 week-old carnations that are already dying. 907 00:37:16,950 --> 00:37:18,317 To hell with his flowers. 908 00:37:18,352 --> 00:37:20,520 It's once a week for ten minutes. 909 00:37:20,554 --> 00:37:22,155 Stick your finger up his rear 910 00:37:22,189 --> 00:37:24,657 and pop his cork, you get it done in two. 911 00:37:24,691 --> 00:37:26,159 That's what I would do, 912 00:37:26,193 --> 00:37:27,894 and leave a Lee press on nail up there. 913 00:37:27,928 --> 00:37:29,095 [Laughter] 914 00:37:29,129 --> 00:37:30,830 Give him something to scream about. 915 00:37:30,864 --> 00:37:33,699 Amen, Jennica! [Laughter continues] 916 00:37:33,734 --> 00:37:36,736 We're playing a dangerous game, ladies. 917 00:37:36,770 --> 00:37:38,704 Okay? Wait, wait. 918 00:37:38,739 --> 00:37:40,540 If we cause a ruckus, we get him fired, 919 00:37:40,574 --> 00:37:42,108 guess what? 920 00:37:42,142 --> 00:37:44,277 We don't know who the next manager will be. 921 00:37:44,311 --> 00:37:45,878 What if he doesn't let us call in sick 922 00:37:45,913 --> 00:37:47,947 when we're really not sick? 923 00:37:47,981 --> 00:37:49,916 What if he doesn't let us go to a funeral 924 00:37:49,950 --> 00:37:50,950 without punching out? 925 00:37:50,984 --> 00:37:52,452 What if he doesn't let us 926 00:37:52,486 --> 00:37:54,687 take home expired meat and sheet cakes 927 00:37:54,721 --> 00:37:57,590 and a pony keg once and again for free? 928 00:37:57,624 --> 00:37:59,058 Bobby's a nice guy. 929 00:37:59,093 --> 00:38:01,561 Okay, okay, so we have to provide him 930 00:38:01,595 --> 00:38:03,296 with oral pleasure once a week. 931 00:38:03,330 --> 00:38:05,431 - Is that such a bad thing? All: - Yes! 932 00:38:05,466 --> 00:38:08,468 No, no, no, listen, girls, listen. Think about it. 933 00:38:08,502 --> 00:38:11,871 The dick we're sucking may very well be better 934 00:38:11,905 --> 00:38:15,108 than the dick we might have to suck instead. 935 00:38:15,142 --> 00:38:16,876 Thank God you're in the minority. 936 00:38:16,910 --> 00:38:18,411 All: Yeah. 937 00:38:18,445 --> 00:38:20,713 - Uh, yeah? All: - Yeah. 938 00:38:20,747 --> 00:38:22,048 Let's take a vote. 939 00:38:22,082 --> 00:38:23,816 On what? 940 00:38:23,851 --> 00:38:25,585 The situation at hand. 941 00:38:25,619 --> 00:38:28,988 Whether we keep what's working working. 942 00:38:29,022 --> 00:38:31,324 You want to have a vote? 943 00:38:31,358 --> 00:38:35,094 Hey, you convened the blow job town hall. 944 00:38:35,129 --> 00:38:38,164 Let's vote. Yes or no. 945 00:38:39,266 --> 00:38:40,766 Fine. 946 00:38:40,801 --> 00:38:42,101 Show of hands. 947 00:38:42,136 --> 00:38:44,103 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 948 00:38:44,138 --> 00:38:45,505 Secret ballot. 949 00:38:45,539 --> 00:38:48,708 Let the democratic process unfold. 950 00:38:52,112 --> 00:38:53,913 Couple of tips... 951 00:38:53,947 --> 00:38:56,315 don't relax. Pretend you're scared. 952 00:38:56,350 --> 00:38:58,851 She likes that. 953 00:38:58,886 --> 00:39:00,086 I don't have to pretend, though. 954 00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:02,622 It'll stretch. Trust me. 955 00:39:02,656 --> 00:39:04,690 If God didn't want us putting things up our ass, 956 00:39:04,725 --> 00:39:07,426 he would have given the rectum a gag reflex. 957 00:39:07,461 --> 00:39:08,961 [Laughter] 958 00:39:11,064 --> 00:39:13,199 So I was thinking tonight maybe you and Molly 959 00:39:13,233 --> 00:39:14,534 should sleep together. 960 00:39:14,568 --> 00:39:15,968 I'll just bunk with Ian and Liam. 961 00:39:16,003 --> 00:39:17,303 That way, if she wakes up in the middle 962 00:39:17,337 --> 00:39:18,471 of the night and she's freaking out, 963 00:39:18,505 --> 00:39:21,507 - you'll be there. - All right. 964 00:39:23,177 --> 00:39:26,179 How long? 965 00:39:26,213 --> 00:39:27,813 92 seconds! 966 00:39:27,848 --> 00:39:30,616 Whoo! [Cheers] 967 00:39:36,790 --> 00:39:38,457 I'm only doing this for Hanley. 968 00:39:38,492 --> 00:39:39,625 I have cancer too. 969 00:39:39,660 --> 00:39:41,594 Me too. 970 00:39:48,802 --> 00:39:52,305 You're the best friend I've ever had. 971 00:40:04,184 --> 00:40:06,152 [Sighs] 972 00:40:07,421 --> 00:40:10,056 [Sighs] 973 00:40:10,090 --> 00:40:11,657 Now how about the lower half? 974 00:40:11,692 --> 00:40:14,393 Not happening, pal. 975 00:40:14,428 --> 00:40:15,628 Wendy? 976 00:40:15,662 --> 00:40:16,896 Wow. 977 00:40:16,930 --> 00:40:19,799 Exactly how I imagined them to be. 978 00:40:26,073 --> 00:40:27,807 Okay. 979 00:40:27,841 --> 00:40:31,444 Blow job. 980 00:40:31,478 --> 00:40:33,946 No blow job. 981 00:40:33,981 --> 00:40:36,349 Blow job. 982 00:40:36,383 --> 00:40:37,950 Abstention? 983 00:40:37,985 --> 00:40:40,152 Really, ladies? One of you is abstaining? 984 00:40:40,187 --> 00:40:41,454 What does that mean? 985 00:40:41,488 --> 00:40:42,855 It means someone doesn't care 986 00:40:42,889 --> 00:40:44,490 one way or another. 987 00:40:44,524 --> 00:40:47,793 I never minded it, but he never asks me anymore. 988 00:40:47,828 --> 00:40:49,295 That's cause you're a human piranha, Lois. 989 00:40:49,329 --> 00:40:51,797 And blow jobs win, six to three. 990 00:40:51,832 --> 00:40:52,999 With one abstention. 991 00:40:53,033 --> 00:40:54,467 That's what I'm talking about. 992 00:40:54,501 --> 00:40:55,534 I want a recount. 993 00:40:55,569 --> 00:40:57,303 Yeah, come on, ladies. 994 00:40:57,337 --> 00:41:00,139 How could this many of you vote for blow jobs? 995 00:41:00,173 --> 00:41:01,540 Yeah, have the guts to say who you are. 996 00:41:01,575 --> 00:41:03,976 Patty's right. It's not that bad. 997 00:41:04,011 --> 00:41:05,177 Lucy, what about your blouse? 998 00:41:05,212 --> 00:41:07,847 Oh, the stain came out. 999 00:41:07,881 --> 00:41:09,482 Admit it, Fiona. He doesn't taste that bad. 1000 00:41:09,516 --> 00:41:14,320 I wouldn't know. I've never done it. 1001 00:41:14,354 --> 00:41:15,721 You're the reason why I had 1002 00:41:15,756 --> 00:41:17,523 to pick up an extra hummer this week? 1003 00:41:19,926 --> 00:41:21,694 Pop. 1004 00:41:21,728 --> 00:41:23,262 James. 1005 00:41:23,297 --> 00:41:26,732 Um... 1006 00:41:26,767 --> 00:41:28,567 is this a place you frequent? 1007 00:41:28,602 --> 00:41:30,202 Yeah, neighborhood joint. What's up? 1008 00:41:30,237 --> 00:41:32,571 Oh. 1009 00:41:32,606 --> 00:41:34,540 Um... 1010 00:41:34,574 --> 00:41:36,842 your mother and I 1011 00:41:36,877 --> 00:41:39,445 are getting a divorce. 1012 00:41:39,479 --> 00:41:40,946 Kev, shots, please. 1013 00:41:40,981 --> 00:41:43,783 Okay, I'll just be down the hall. 1014 00:41:43,817 --> 00:41:46,018 You may hear some sirens and stuff during the night, 1015 00:41:46,053 --> 00:41:49,088 but you'll be safe. 1016 00:41:49,122 --> 00:41:50,456 Okay, good night. 1017 00:41:50,490 --> 00:41:52,525 Good night. 1018 00:41:52,559 --> 00:41:54,060 Here you go. 1019 00:41:54,094 --> 00:41:55,561 Change of underwear and a nightgown. 1020 00:41:55,595 --> 00:41:59,131 I'll be back in a second, Molly. 1021 00:41:59,166 --> 00:42:00,866 Thanks. 1022 00:42:00,901 --> 00:42:03,436 Oh, yeah. No worries. 1023 00:42:10,477 --> 00:42:13,212 Night. 1024 00:42:13,246 --> 00:42:15,581 Night. 1025 00:42:29,096 --> 00:42:30,763 I will totally teach you to swim. 1026 00:42:30,797 --> 00:42:33,099 We could protect one other from city kids 1027 00:42:33,133 --> 00:42:34,600 who hate white people. 1028 00:42:39,873 --> 00:42:42,942 Oh, yeah, that's just my girl penis. 1029 00:42:42,976 --> 00:42:48,180 It looks exactly like a boy penis. 1030 00:42:48,215 --> 00:42:50,282 But I'm a girl, 1031 00:42:50,317 --> 00:42:53,352 so it's different. 1032 00:43:00,827 --> 00:43:04,196 The incompatibility finally caught up to us. 1033 00:43:04,231 --> 00:43:05,698 When you moving out? 1034 00:43:05,732 --> 00:43:07,967 Now, basically. 1035 00:43:08,001 --> 00:43:09,702 Basically? 1036 00:43:09,736 --> 00:43:13,105 Well, literally. 1037 00:43:13,140 --> 00:43:15,107 She, uh... 1038 00:43:15,142 --> 00:43:17,777 she changed the locks. 1039 00:43:17,811 --> 00:43:20,112 Hmm. 1040 00:43:20,147 --> 00:43:21,514 Where are you staying? 1041 00:43:21,548 --> 00:43:25,651 A hotel probably. 1042 00:43:25,685 --> 00:43:28,654 So how's mom? 1043 00:43:28,688 --> 00:43:31,357 Well... 1044 00:43:31,391 --> 00:43:32,992 she's fine. 1045 00:43:35,495 --> 00:43:38,564 Ah. I'm being nice. 1046 00:43:38,598 --> 00:43:39,565 How's your mother? 1047 00:43:39,599 --> 00:43:41,333 Your mother, 1048 00:43:41,368 --> 00:43:44,470 she is on the final slope downward 1049 00:43:44,504 --> 00:43:47,072 into the pickle jar. 1050 00:43:47,107 --> 00:43:49,708 A pill to rise, a pill to sleep, 1051 00:43:49,743 --> 00:43:53,012 a pill to numb her throughout the day, 1052 00:43:53,046 --> 00:43:56,982 and then Tanqueray to wash it all down. 1053 00:44:00,687 --> 00:44:05,124 She changed the locks. 1054 00:44:05,158 --> 00:44:07,159 So be it. 1055 00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:08,325 Yeah. 1056 00:44:11,832 --> 00:44:13,399 And remember to breathe. 1057 00:44:13,433 --> 00:44:14,667 I don't want to do this. 1058 00:44:14,701 --> 00:44:16,969 Just keep reminding yourself, 1059 00:44:17,003 --> 00:44:18,404 this is love. 1060 00:44:18,438 --> 00:44:21,140 Say it with me. "This is love." 1061 00:44:21,174 --> 00:44:24,210 - This is... - Love. 1062 00:44:24,244 --> 00:44:26,312 Both: This is love. 1063 00:44:26,346 --> 00:44:28,647 - This is love. - This is love. 1064 00:44:28,682 --> 00:44:33,252 - This is love. - Exactly. 1065 00:44:33,286 --> 00:44:35,921 Okay, Sheils, you're good to go. 1066 00:44:35,956 --> 00:44:38,891 Thanks, Frank. 1067 00:44:41,428 --> 00:44:45,064 This is love. 1068 00:44:45,098 --> 00:44:46,999 ♪ You know that you're pure lust ♪ 1069 00:44:47,033 --> 00:44:48,534 ♪ 1070 00:44:48,568 --> 00:44:50,503 ♪ every girl ♪ 1071 00:44:50,537 --> 00:44:52,104 ♪ you're meeting ♪ 1072 00:44:52,138 --> 00:44:55,875 What? Wait, wait, wait, it's not my fault. I was over-served, okay? 1073 00:44:55,909 --> 00:44:58,210 All right, let's just agree to blame the bartender 1074 00:44:58,245 --> 00:45:02,081 and call it a night, okay? 1075 00:45:03,583 --> 00:45:06,685 What, you picking up a little crack first? 1076 00:45:06,720 --> 00:45:09,054 This is where I live. 1077 00:45:14,728 --> 00:45:16,195 [Clatter] 1078 00:45:16,229 --> 00:45:18,864 Hey, Fiona, Ian, you've met my father. 1079 00:45:18,899 --> 00:45:21,567 - Hello. - Hey. 1080 00:45:21,601 --> 00:45:24,169 Whoa, whoa! Ian, a little help here? 1081 00:45:24,204 --> 00:45:26,405 - Sure, sure. - Hey, hey, hey. 1082 00:45:26,439 --> 00:45:27,940 Yeah, we were at the Alibi. 1083 00:45:27,974 --> 00:45:29,508 We had a few. 1084 00:45:29,543 --> 00:45:33,178 Well, I'll get a pillow and a blanket. 1085 00:45:33,213 --> 00:45:35,047 All right. 1086 00:45:46,726 --> 00:45:51,230 [Grunting] 1087 00:45:53,567 --> 00:45:55,401 [Sighs] 1088 00:45:55,435 --> 00:45:57,136 This one's gonna take. 1089 00:45:57,170 --> 00:45:59,738 My boys are gonna hit your bull's-eye. 1090 00:45:59,773 --> 00:46:02,975 - Mm. - I can feel it. 1091 00:46:03,009 --> 00:46:04,476 Come on, boys! 1092 00:46:04,511 --> 00:46:06,312 [Laughing] Swim! 1093 00:46:06,346 --> 00:46:08,581 Swim like Michael Phelps! 1094 00:46:08,615 --> 00:46:10,482 Swim, baby! 1095 00:46:10,517 --> 00:46:12,151 Can a vagina go deaf? 1096 00:46:12,185 --> 00:46:13,786 Whoo! 1097 00:46:13,820 --> 00:46:15,821 [Laughs] 1098 00:46:15,855 --> 00:46:18,123 My parents are getting divorced. 1099 00:46:18,158 --> 00:46:21,093 - I mean-- - Is that a good thing 1100 00:46:21,127 --> 00:46:22,595 - or a bad thing? - I mean, now we have to spend 1101 00:46:22,629 --> 00:46:24,563 more time with both of them, so... 1102 00:46:24,598 --> 00:46:26,098 not good. 1103 00:46:26,132 --> 00:46:28,834 Listen, I'm sorry that I brought him here. 1104 00:46:28,868 --> 00:46:30,235 It was just, he was in a state, 1105 00:46:30,270 --> 00:46:32,237 and we were right around the corner, and... 1106 00:46:32,272 --> 00:46:34,440 [Chuckles] 1107 00:46:39,279 --> 00:46:40,913 Let's end this day right. 1108 00:46:40,947 --> 00:46:45,451 ♪ I spend my whole life waiting ♪ 1109 00:46:45,485 --> 00:46:49,455 ♪ for you to say you like ♪ 1110 00:46:49,489 --> 00:46:51,924 [Liquid splashing] 1111 00:46:51,958 --> 00:46:53,158 Oh, I'm sorry. 1112 00:46:53,193 --> 00:46:55,361 It's okay. I'm done. 1113 00:46:57,297 --> 00:47:00,265 ♪ I subjugate my soul ♪ 1114 00:47:00,300 --> 00:47:04,203 ♪ but I make you feel all right ♪ 1115 00:47:04,237 --> 00:47:05,471 ♪ 1116 00:47:05,505 --> 00:47:09,441 ♪ got a young man's libido ♪ 1117 00:47:09,476 --> 00:47:13,045 ♪ and an old man's mind ♪ 1118 00:47:13,079 --> 00:47:16,815 ♪ I want to kiss you all over ♪ 1119 00:47:16,850 --> 00:47:21,286 ♪ I want to make you sweat 1120 00:47:21,321 --> 00:47:25,224 ♪ I want to get into your head ♪ 1121 00:47:25,258 --> 00:47:29,495 ♪ 'cause you're the one I love ♪ 1122 00:47:29,529 --> 00:47:32,197 What the fuck? What the fuck? 1123 00:47:32,232 --> 00:47:34,166 What the fuck? 1124 00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:36,468 Uh, I was looking for the shower. 1125 00:47:36,503 --> 00:47:38,570 - Who the fuck are you? - That's Jimmy's dad. 1126 00:47:38,605 --> 00:47:40,172 What's going on? Oh. 1127 00:47:40,206 --> 00:47:41,907 Whoa, dad, where's your clothes? 1128 00:47:41,941 --> 00:47:44,309 I was gonna take a shower. I came into the wrong room. 1129 00:47:44,344 --> 00:47:46,578 Yeah, then you hopped up in my bed with a full chub. 1130 00:47:46,613 --> 00:47:48,380 Both: - What? - Jimmy's dad just tried to go 1131 00:47:48,415 --> 00:47:50,249 - balls-deep on me. - No, man, I didn't-- 1132 00:47:50,283 --> 00:47:52,217 Then why'd you grab my sack? 1133 00:47:52,252 --> 00:47:53,886 All right, cover up. 1134 00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:55,154 - Is everything all right? - Doesn't seem to be. 1135 00:47:55,188 --> 00:47:58,624 - Uh, Molly, Debs, back to bed. - Fuck. 1136 00:48:00,126 --> 00:48:01,226 Are you sure? 1137 00:48:01,261 --> 00:48:02,895 When you feel a full chub 1138 00:48:02,929 --> 00:48:04,329 poking you in the back, the meaning's pretty clear. 1139 00:48:04,364 --> 00:48:06,365 Ned was looking for me. 1140 00:48:08,134 --> 00:48:09,835 I met him at a club. 1141 00:48:09,869 --> 00:48:13,272 We've been hooking up for a while. 1142 00:48:13,306 --> 00:48:16,041 You've been screwing Jimmy's dad? 1143 00:48:16,076 --> 00:48:18,444 I didn't know he was Jimmy's dad at the time. 1144 00:48:18,478 --> 00:48:20,946 He's nice. 1145 00:48:35,428 --> 00:48:37,362 Yeah. 1146 00:48:37,397 --> 00:48:39,364 Is this why mom kicked you out? 1147 00:48:39,399 --> 00:48:40,899 What? 1148 00:48:40,934 --> 00:48:43,302 No. No. No. 1149 00:48:43,336 --> 00:48:47,573 Does she know that you're... 1150 00:48:47,607 --> 00:48:49,775 gay? 1151 00:48:49,809 --> 00:48:53,812 I'm not so much gay as... 1152 00:48:53,847 --> 00:48:57,583 Sometimes I enjoy men more than women, you know? 1153 00:48:59,753 --> 00:49:03,655 No, no, it's not that. 1154 00:49:03,690 --> 00:49:06,258 I-I'm broke, son. 1155 00:49:06,292 --> 00:49:08,460 Financially. 1156 00:49:08,495 --> 00:49:11,296 Broke. 1157 00:49:11,331 --> 00:49:14,266 That's why she threw me out. 1158 00:49:14,300 --> 00:49:17,169 That's... 1159 00:49:17,203 --> 00:49:18,737 not the only reason, 1160 00:49:18,772 --> 00:49:21,673 but most of it. 1161 00:49:21,708 --> 00:49:24,476 I'm sorry about in there. 1162 00:49:24,511 --> 00:49:27,346 Were you trying to screw Lip? 1163 00:49:27,380 --> 00:49:32,251 No, it was the wrong bed. 1164 00:49:32,285 --> 00:49:35,020 It's the other kid. 1165 00:49:35,054 --> 00:49:39,158 Ian. 1166 00:49:39,192 --> 00:49:42,628 I'll be at the Four Seasons. 1167 00:49:42,662 --> 00:49:47,432 I think I still have a credit card that works. 1168 00:50:13,226 --> 00:50:15,694 I'm so sorry. 1169 00:50:18,731 --> 00:50:20,833 If I had to apologize for all the stuff 1170 00:50:20,867 --> 00:50:25,037 my father's done, I wouldn't have a voice left. 1171 00:50:25,071 --> 00:50:27,206 Mm. 1172 00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:43,889 [Hard rock music] 1173 00:50:43,923 --> 00:50:47,826 ♪ 1174 00:50:47,861 --> 00:50:51,864 [Sobbing] 1175 00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:56,468 They were really nice. 1176 00:50:56,502 --> 00:50:58,895 [Sobbing] 1177 00:50:59,421 --> 00:51:02,559 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com