1 00:00:02,087 --> 00:00:05,477 'Now nobody's saying the Chatsworth Estate is the garden of Eden 2 00:00:05,527 --> 00:00:09,315 'but it's been a good home to us - me, Frank Gallagher, 3 00:00:09,367 --> 00:00:12,404 'and me kids who l'm proud of, 4 00:00:12,447 --> 00:00:16,360 'cos every single one of them reminds me a little of me. 5 00:00:16,407 --> 00:00:19,717 'They can all think for themselves, which they've me to thank for.' 6 00:00:19,767 --> 00:00:22,076 - Run! Run for it! - Leg it! 7 00:00:22,127 --> 00:00:24,925 'Fiona, who's a massive help, 8 00:00:24,967 --> 00:00:29,961 'Lip, who's a bit of a gobshite, which is why nobody calls him Philip now, 9 00:00:30,007 --> 00:00:31,679 'lan, a lot like his mam, 10 00:00:31,727 --> 00:00:34,685 'which is handy for the others cos she's disappeared into thin air, 11 00:00:34,727 --> 00:00:37,446 'and Carl - we daren't let him grow his hair 12 00:00:37,487 --> 00:00:40,763 'cos it stands on end and makes him look like Toyah and nits love it. 13 00:00:40,807 --> 00:00:44,436 'Debbie - sent by God. Total angel. 14 00:00:44,487 --> 00:00:48,605 'You've to check your change but she'll go miles out of her way to do you a favour. 15 00:00:48,647 --> 00:00:54,802 'Plus Liam - gonna be a star once we've got the fits under control. 16 00:00:54,847 --> 00:00:57,156 'Steve, Fiona's boyfriend. 17 00:00:57,207 --> 00:01:00,597 'The truth is out there... Not! 18 00:01:00,647 --> 00:01:05,482 'Fantastic neighbours Kev and Veronica. Lend you anything. Well, not anything. 19 00:01:05,527 --> 00:01:09,361 'But all of them to a man know, first and foremost, 20 00:01:09,407 --> 00:01:12,365 'one of the most vital necessities in this life 21 00:01:12,407 --> 00:01:16,320 'is they know how to throw a party! 22 00:01:16,367 --> 00:01:17,846 'Scatter!' 23 00:01:24,007 --> 00:01:28,364 (Fiona) 'When l was little, my mum used to say, ''Keep your eyes open, Fiona. 24 00:01:28,407 --> 00:01:31,001 '''Things aren't always as they seem.'' 25 00:01:31,047 --> 00:01:35,563 'Which bugged me, cos l thought, what about when you're asleep? 26 00:01:35,607 --> 00:01:37,837 'lt's only now l know what she meant. 27 00:01:37,887 --> 00:01:40,606 'That it's the things you think you know best 28 00:01:40,647 --> 00:01:43,036 'that have the power to surprise you most.' 29 00:01:49,847 --> 00:01:51,246 < Fiona! 30 00:01:53,007 --> 00:01:54,838 Just nipped out for essentials. 31 00:01:54,887 --> 00:01:56,639 (WHlSTLES) Nice outfit. 32 00:01:56,687 --> 00:02:01,238 Started on the spare room again. Going to be a big job, though. 33 00:02:01,287 --> 00:02:02,163 You're telling me. 34 00:02:02,207 --> 00:02:05,961 Reckon it'll take a few coats to get rid of that purple. 35 00:02:07,887 --> 00:02:11,516 - Have you noticed anything unusual? - Like what? 36 00:02:11,567 --> 00:02:13,637 On the estate. 37 00:02:13,687 --> 00:02:17,805 Everywhere you turn, it's like people have started... 38 00:02:21,567 --> 00:02:24,001 ..gardening. 39 00:02:24,047 --> 00:02:26,845 Carol? What's going on? 40 00:02:26,887 --> 00:02:31,165 My way of contributing, to say thank you to Fiona. 41 00:02:31,207 --> 00:02:34,165 lf we happen to win the competition, so much the better. 42 00:02:36,047 --> 00:02:37,366 Come on! 43 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:40,240 - What competition? - Didn't you see the letter? 44 00:02:40,287 --> 00:02:43,120 - What letter? - From the council, l left it on table. 45 00:02:43,167 --> 00:02:46,477 New initiative, so tenants show respect for their houses. 46 00:02:46,527 --> 00:02:48,995 There's a year's free rent for the house with the best-kept exterior. 47 00:02:49,047 --> 00:02:52,084 A year's free rent? You're joking! 48 00:02:52,127 --> 00:02:55,199 - Why didn't someone tell me? - Don't you get post at your house? 49 00:02:55,247 --> 00:02:58,842 Shit. Shit. Shit. 50 00:02:58,887 --> 00:03:01,924 Anyway, you don't stand a chance with that shit heap of yours, do ya? 51 00:03:01,967 --> 00:03:05,198 lf anybody is winning that prize, it's us. 52 00:03:05,247 --> 00:03:07,203 < (All) Yeah! 53 00:03:07,247 --> 00:03:08,965 < (All) Ooh! 54 00:03:09,007 --> 00:03:12,556 lt'll look lovely when it's all arranged, Fiona. 55 00:03:12,607 --> 00:03:14,006 That's very kind of you, Carol. 56 00:03:14,047 --> 00:03:16,481 Just in time for my birthday. 57 00:03:16,527 --> 00:03:18,597 l'm thinking, summer barbecue. 58 00:04:00,967 --> 00:04:04,437 How much longer can we string this decoration out? 59 00:04:04,487 --> 00:04:06,796 l reckon we should do orange next. 60 00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:09,520 Tell them it'll remind Marty of fire. 61 00:04:09,567 --> 00:04:11,285 Going to win though, aren't they? 62 00:04:11,327 --> 00:04:14,285 - No one else will make that sort of effort. - So? 63 00:04:14,327 --> 00:04:18,286 So, thanks to my mother helping next door, 64 00:04:18,327 --> 00:04:21,558 theirs looks good while ours looks like Steptoe's bleeding yard. 65 00:04:21,607 --> 00:04:24,917 Oh, no. l am not gardening if that is where this is leading. 66 00:04:24,967 --> 00:04:27,117 Not for some poxy competition. 67 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:28,156 Kev... 68 00:04:28,207 --> 00:04:30,163 lt's for a year's free rent. 69 00:04:30,207 --> 00:04:33,165 Which is why l'm going to work. 70 00:04:35,007 --> 00:04:38,841 And you can get them bleeding bikes fixed! 71 00:04:43,687 --> 00:04:45,359 SHE LAUGHS 72 00:04:50,447 --> 00:04:53,041 Steve, l need a favour. > 73 00:04:54,047 --> 00:04:55,002 KNOCK ON DOOR 74 00:04:55,047 --> 00:04:57,356 Steve, are you there? > 75 00:04:57,407 --> 00:05:01,002 A lady doesn't tell her age. You're as old as the man you feel. 76 00:05:01,727 --> 00:05:03,558 Cheeky bugger! 77 00:05:04,607 --> 00:05:08,680 Day after tomorrow, you know where we are. Dress to impress. 78 00:05:08,727 --> 00:05:12,197 Did you shout earlier? We were having a lie-down. 79 00:05:12,247 --> 00:05:15,205 Borrowed Steve's mobile, mine's as flat as a pancake. 80 00:05:15,247 --> 00:05:17,807 Oh, Kerry Anne, who the... 81 00:05:20,647 --> 00:05:22,126 Oh, it's not my phone. 82 00:05:28,687 --> 00:05:30,484 'Could be a mistake.' 83 00:05:30,527 --> 00:05:32,802 l got one asking if the gecko was still for sale. 84 00:05:32,847 --> 00:05:35,441 ''See you tomorrow, can't wait, four fucking kisses?'' 85 00:05:35,487 --> 00:05:39,082 He's met someone else. Who the fuck is Kerry Anne? 86 00:05:39,127 --> 00:05:43,439 - You could always ring her. - And say what? 87 00:05:43,487 --> 00:05:46,047 Trust my mum to go sticking her nose in. 88 00:05:46,087 --> 00:05:48,760 Veronica, if it's the truth, l'd rather know. 89 00:05:48,807 --> 00:05:52,004 - You can't go charging in all guns blazing. - Why not? 90 00:05:52,047 --> 00:05:55,403 Because you're angry. Whatever he says, you'll only hear guilt. 91 00:05:56,967 --> 00:05:58,161 That proves nothing. 92 00:05:58,207 --> 00:06:00,243 Steve's not the affair type, 93 00:06:00,287 --> 00:06:03,597 but it tells you one thing - he's meant to be meeting her tomorrow. 94 00:06:03,647 --> 00:06:06,286 So then you'll find out whether he's lying. 95 00:06:07,127 --> 00:06:08,480 Yeah. 96 00:06:13,007 --> 00:06:16,238 TV PLAYS 97 00:06:21,847 --> 00:06:24,281 All right, fellas. How's it going? 98 00:06:24,327 --> 00:06:26,158 Shite. 99 00:06:26,207 --> 00:06:29,517 Fucking council. Might as well take the shirt off my back. 100 00:06:29,567 --> 00:06:32,684 Getting people to do their own gardens. 101 00:06:32,727 --> 00:06:35,082 That is a conspiracy, Kev. 102 00:06:35,127 --> 00:06:37,960 Trying to force us out. 103 00:06:38,287 --> 00:06:42,280 TV CONTlNUES BLARlNG 104 00:06:44,407 --> 00:06:47,717 Hey Tommy, you know what they say. 105 00:06:47,767 --> 00:06:49,280 Don't get mad, get even. 106 00:06:50,927 --> 00:06:53,919 You still got that big truck? 107 00:07:11,087 --> 00:07:12,964 Right, let's get started. 108 00:07:32,567 --> 00:07:34,558 WATER TRlCKLES 109 00:07:41,767 --> 00:07:43,041 You like it? 110 00:07:54,487 --> 00:07:56,682 What the...? How did you...? 111 00:07:56,727 --> 00:08:00,322 Well, remember the council wasting all that money 112 00:08:00,367 --> 00:08:03,040 on the Diana memorial garden? 113 00:08:04,607 --> 00:08:07,075 lt's what she would have wanted. 114 00:08:07,127 --> 00:08:15,557 We're gonna win! We're gonna win! l love you! l love you! 115 00:08:18,527 --> 00:08:20,916 How has this happened? 116 00:08:21,887 --> 00:08:23,605 Just appeared overnight. 117 00:08:23,647 --> 00:08:25,877 < Must be God, looking out for us. 118 00:08:25,927 --> 00:08:28,282 Yeah, God and his mates, Tommy and Phil. 119 00:08:28,327 --> 00:08:30,124 You nicked it? 120 00:08:30,167 --> 00:08:31,680 Best 50 quid l ever spent. 121 00:08:34,767 --> 00:08:36,997 You've done this out of spite! 122 00:08:37,047 --> 00:08:39,197 lt's our garden. We'll do what we like! 123 00:08:39,247 --> 00:08:42,922 She's always been like this, always has to go one better. 124 00:08:42,967 --> 00:08:47,006 What is your problem? Why can't you be pleased for me? 125 00:08:47,047 --> 00:08:51,563 Hang on a minute, calm down. Both gardens look better than they did. 126 00:08:51,607 --> 00:08:53,837 Yeah, but ours is a bit shit in comparison. 127 00:08:53,887 --> 00:08:57,004 A year's free rent coming our way. 128 00:08:57,047 --> 00:09:00,722 My own daughter turns against me. 129 00:09:07,567 --> 00:09:09,444 Taxi will be here any minute. 130 00:09:09,487 --> 00:09:12,160 l still don't understand why the twins can't go with you. 131 00:09:12,207 --> 00:09:14,004 Frank, she's in a hospice. 132 00:09:14,047 --> 00:09:16,561 Yeah, but do they not have a creche? 133 00:09:18,567 --> 00:09:20,285 Just a couple of days, you'll manage. 134 00:09:20,327 --> 00:09:22,363 l'm worried about you. 135 00:09:22,407 --> 00:09:25,365 lt's not good for mothers to be apart from their nippers, 136 00:09:25,407 --> 00:09:27,204 it plays havoc with the hormones. 137 00:09:27,247 --> 00:09:30,205 Everything's here. l've colour-coded them. 138 00:09:30,247 --> 00:09:33,125 Morning is green, afternoon is amber, evening is red. 139 00:09:33,167 --> 00:09:34,725 Well, puce. 140 00:09:34,767 --> 00:09:37,235 lt's like a traffic light in reverse. 141 00:09:37,287 --> 00:09:39,881 Here's a list of what everything does. 142 00:09:39,927 --> 00:09:42,600 l have brought up six of my own. What about grub? 143 00:09:42,647 --> 00:09:46,481 Six drafts of milk in the fridge, baby rice in the cupboard. 144 00:09:46,527 --> 00:09:47,721 l meant for me! 145 00:09:49,527 --> 00:09:50,846 Nothing can go wrong. 146 00:09:50,887 --> 00:09:53,526 Anything else? 147 00:09:54,407 --> 00:09:55,396 Bye. 148 00:10:04,287 --> 00:10:08,439 Here's to Alzheimer's. World of your own, and revenge on your kids. 149 00:10:09,647 --> 00:10:11,126 BABlES CRY 150 00:10:12,207 --> 00:10:13,720 Oh, for fuck's sake. 151 00:10:13,767 --> 00:10:17,237 We're singing in the rain 152 00:10:17,287 --> 00:10:22,042 Just singing in the rain 153 00:10:22,087 --> 00:10:24,282 SHE CACKLES 154 00:10:24,327 --> 00:10:31,244 What a glorious feeling, l'm happy again 155 00:10:31,287 --> 00:10:35,121 - Da da da da! - Da da-der da-der 156 00:10:37,407 --> 00:10:40,205 Fuck! 157 00:10:40,247 --> 00:10:44,923 Right. That fucking bitch! 158 00:10:57,007 --> 00:10:59,885 D'you know what time it is? 159 00:10:59,927 --> 00:11:01,076 < Look at our garden! 160 00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:02,526 Go on. Look at it! 161 00:11:02,567 --> 00:11:06,640 We know who's behind that. She's done this! 162 00:11:06,687 --> 00:11:08,564 You malicious old bitch! 163 00:11:08,607 --> 00:11:10,563 Veronica. Everybody's in bed! 164 00:11:10,607 --> 00:11:11,926 What's she saying about me? 165 00:11:11,967 --> 00:11:13,446 Oh, Carol. Go back to bed. 166 00:11:13,487 --> 00:11:16,001 Who did she get to do it for you? One of your shags? 167 00:11:16,047 --> 00:11:17,082 What are you talking about? 168 00:11:17,127 --> 00:11:19,163 Our garden, you vicious old cow! 169 00:11:19,207 --> 00:11:22,882 l've not touched your precious bloody garden! 170 00:11:22,927 --> 00:11:25,919 - You're making a show of yourself. Go indoors. - lt's all right for you. 171 00:11:25,967 --> 00:11:27,844 You don't need a year's free rent, 172 00:11:27,887 --> 00:11:30,196 cos flash twat's bought you a spare house! 173 00:11:30,247 --> 00:11:31,805 We still pay for next door! 174 00:11:31,847 --> 00:11:33,599 lf you hadn't spent the last month 175 00:11:33,647 --> 00:11:36,445 trying to find a million reasons why your mum and Marty 176 00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:40,605 couldn't move back into your house, none of this would have happened! 177 00:11:43,567 --> 00:11:45,523 Fuck off! 178 00:11:46,447 --> 00:11:47,562 You... 179 00:11:56,887 --> 00:11:59,162 Mm. There's a face l'm happy to see. 180 00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:06,719 - You all right? - Where have you been? 181 00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:08,883 Stoke. 182 00:12:08,927 --> 00:12:14,638 l thought l told you. Had to offload that Freelander. 183 00:12:14,687 --> 00:12:16,245 l'm gonna have a beer and l'll follow you up. 184 00:12:28,567 --> 00:12:30,797 ..Any other guy 185 00:12:30,847 --> 00:12:35,045 l just wanna tell you how l'm feeling 186 00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:38,443 l gotta make you understand 187 00:12:38,487 --> 00:12:39,715 Never gonna give you up 188 00:12:39,767 --> 00:12:42,076 Never gonna let you down 189 00:12:42,127 --> 00:12:45,756 Never gonna run around and desert you 190 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:50,676 (Muffled) Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye... 191 00:12:50,727 --> 00:12:53,366 All right, Sergeant, through the back entrance. 192 00:12:53,407 --> 00:12:55,045 ..Hurt you... lt's a raid! 193 00:12:55,087 --> 00:12:56,406 Fucking 'ell! 194 00:13:08,847 --> 00:13:12,078 All right, sir? What can l do for you? 195 00:13:12,127 --> 00:13:14,243 Just you two, is it? 196 00:13:16,647 --> 00:13:18,683 BABlES GURGLE 197 00:13:18,727 --> 00:13:20,843 - Whose are they? - (Both) Mine! 198 00:13:25,167 --> 00:13:26,725 Out. 199 00:13:26,767 --> 00:13:30,316 Yeah, no. The thing is, see. l know what it looks like... 200 00:13:30,367 --> 00:13:34,599 l've three of my own. l know it can be hard, getting out, getting a beer. 201 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:38,481 But the simple fact is, they don't come in here. Ever. 202 00:13:38,527 --> 00:13:41,166 Now get 'em home. 203 00:13:42,647 --> 00:13:49,917 1 2:30. Residential area. Pub full of drinkers. That's a violation of your licence. 204 00:13:49,967 --> 00:13:51,639 l'm doing you a favour. 205 00:13:51,687 --> 00:13:54,440 lf they're in here, they're not out there. 206 00:13:54,487 --> 00:13:58,560 Council orders. Straight from the top. Zero tolerance. 207 00:13:58,607 --> 00:14:01,963 Temporary cessation of licence, pending appeal. 208 00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:05,283 - You're closing us down? - Short, sharp shock. 209 00:14:05,327 --> 00:14:06,885 That's the message from on high. 210 00:14:06,927 --> 00:14:13,799 But surely we could come to... some sort of arrangement? 211 00:14:15,207 --> 00:14:16,799 No. 212 00:14:16,847 --> 00:14:19,486 Get 'em out of here. 213 00:14:19,527 --> 00:14:25,079 - Anyone would think there was a war on. - You are spot on, Frank. 214 00:14:25,127 --> 00:14:29,484 They only introduced the law to stop miners getting pissed all night. 215 00:14:29,527 --> 00:14:32,280 l mean. Hello... 216 00:14:32,327 --> 00:14:37,924 Who the fuck has to get up in the morning? Find the keys. 217 00:14:37,967 --> 00:14:42,597 - Cracking house, Frank. - Everything has to come at a price. 218 00:14:44,567 --> 00:14:48,560 - Where the fuck are we going to drink now? -Tommy, l just don't fucking know. 219 00:14:48,607 --> 00:14:50,199 Come on. 220 00:14:50,247 --> 00:14:53,125 How long is Sheila away for? 221 00:14:54,007 --> 00:14:55,235 Frank? 222 00:15:02,927 --> 00:15:04,804 (All) Surprise! 223 00:15:04,847 --> 00:15:06,519 Happy birthday, Carol! 224 00:15:06,567 --> 00:15:09,286 Jesus! l almost thought me heart had stopped then! 225 00:15:09,327 --> 00:15:12,046 - Happy birthday, Carol! - Oh! 226 00:15:12,087 --> 00:15:14,885 (All) Hooray! 227 00:15:16,967 --> 00:15:19,003 Sounds like we're missing all the fun. 228 00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:24,124 Or we could just make our own. 229 00:15:24,167 --> 00:15:26,556 Question. 230 00:15:26,607 --> 00:15:28,120 Do you love me? 231 00:15:29,767 --> 00:15:32,679 Where has that come from? 232 00:15:32,727 --> 00:15:34,319 That's not an answer. 233 00:15:37,887 --> 00:15:40,765 Of course l love you. 234 00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:42,684 All right. Mental checklist. 235 00:15:42,727 --> 00:15:44,126 Birthday. Fine. 236 00:15:44,167 --> 00:15:46,078 Anniversary of our first date... 237 00:15:46,127 --> 00:15:48,402 You haven't forgotten anything. 238 00:15:50,887 --> 00:15:52,923 Then what's the face for? 239 00:15:52,967 --> 00:15:54,446 Hm? 240 00:15:58,887 --> 00:16:02,960 PHONE RlNGS 241 00:16:06,807 --> 00:16:10,595 Yes, l am hearing what you're saying, but l don't understand why you get... 242 00:16:10,647 --> 00:16:13,605 Look. Two days you told me. Three tops. 243 00:16:13,647 --> 00:16:15,763 And now this. 244 00:16:15,807 --> 00:16:18,275 (Sheila) 'Things aren't too good this end.' 245 00:16:18,327 --> 00:16:20,363 But what about your kiddies? 246 00:16:20,407 --> 00:16:24,878 Eh? Two little babies, missing their mum. They need you, Sheila. 247 00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:29,680 Christ. Every time l hold little Nigel, he starts sucking on me tit. 248 00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:32,685 l've got to go, our Debbie's here. 249 00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:36,965 Debbie. Good girl. Come to help your old dad baby-sit? 250 00:16:37,007 --> 00:16:40,966 No. Carol's having a birthday party. We need to borrow plates and bowls. 251 00:16:44,007 --> 00:16:46,999 Tell her what you told me. 252 00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:50,517 Last night, a gang of lads kicked hell out of my fence, 253 00:16:50,567 --> 00:16:52,558 then did over blind Brenda's. 254 00:16:52,607 --> 00:16:56,680 - The little bastards. - Satisfied? 255 00:16:58,327 --> 00:16:59,680 Funny how they didn't touch yours! 256 00:17:01,647 --> 00:17:03,558 Happy birthday. 257 00:17:11,807 --> 00:17:13,286 Fuck face. 258 00:17:13,327 --> 00:17:16,956 Message for Veronica - don't bother coming to the party. 259 00:17:17,007 --> 00:17:18,486 Oh, here. 260 00:17:21,487 --> 00:17:22,840 What the fuck's this? 261 00:17:22,887 --> 00:17:25,606 Stuff you borrowed from us. Mum wants it all back. 262 00:17:29,047 --> 00:17:31,880 Best of A-ha? 263 00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:34,600 A couple of hours, Tommy. 264 00:17:34,647 --> 00:17:38,083 Three tops. Just got to show my face, family stuff. 265 00:17:38,127 --> 00:17:39,560 Yeah. Right you are. 266 00:17:39,607 --> 00:17:42,963 Help yourself to anything in the cupboard. Well, not anything. 267 00:17:43,967 --> 00:17:48,404 lf they start crying, just, you know... Stick 'em upstairs. 268 00:17:48,447 --> 00:17:49,926 You've not got a present? 269 00:17:55,047 --> 00:17:59,723 lt says it's fucking shut till further notice. Hey, Frank. 270 00:17:59,767 --> 00:18:02,520 Hey, Phil. Tommy's round our place watching the fight. 271 00:18:02,567 --> 00:18:03,602 Nice one. 272 00:18:09,887 --> 00:18:10,956 Hello, darling! 273 00:18:15,927 --> 00:18:18,157 Hey! 274 00:18:18,207 --> 00:18:20,562 Little something from me and Sheila. 275 00:18:20,607 --> 00:18:23,280 Oh, Frank. You shouldn't have. 276 00:18:23,327 --> 00:18:24,521 Oh! lt's a... 277 00:18:25,127 --> 00:18:26,446 Thank you! 278 00:18:27,447 --> 00:18:30,439 Here's to another 60 years, eh, Carol? 279 00:18:30,487 --> 00:18:32,717 Ooh! Looking good! 280 00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:38,881 That's just like the one we bought Sheila for her birthday. 281 00:18:40,127 --> 00:18:41,526 Hey. 282 00:18:41,567 --> 00:18:45,321 lf you're getting hammered, l'm not going to be four drinks behind. 283 00:18:46,647 --> 00:18:48,877 MOBlLE PHONE RlNGS 284 00:18:53,327 --> 00:18:56,444 - Who was that? - My sister. Probably wants to slag Mum off. 285 00:18:56,487 --> 00:18:57,806 l'll call her tomorrow. 286 00:18:57,847 --> 00:19:01,840 Happy birthday, Carol! Hooray! 287 00:19:03,127 --> 00:19:04,799 KNOCK ON DOOR 288 00:19:11,807 --> 00:19:14,765 - Veronica. Come over. - Has she asked you to do this? 289 00:19:16,327 --> 00:19:18,966 lt's your mum's birthday. You can't not speak to her. 290 00:19:19,007 --> 00:19:20,201 Why not? 291 00:19:20,247 --> 00:19:24,399 lf she were that bothered, she'd have come round herself. 292 00:19:24,447 --> 00:19:26,597 l'm sorry about last night. 293 00:19:26,647 --> 00:19:28,558 lt was her l was mad at, not you. 294 00:19:31,247 --> 00:19:33,283 What happened with Steve? 295 00:19:33,327 --> 00:19:35,363 He lied to me. 296 00:19:35,407 --> 00:19:37,318 Straight to my face, he just lied. 297 00:19:37,367 --> 00:19:39,756 You still haven't asked him? 298 00:19:39,807 --> 00:19:44,119 Second that question comes out of my mouth, my life changes forever. 299 00:19:44,167 --> 00:19:47,398 All l've been hoping for - marriage, kids. 300 00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:50,555 Let's just get through tonight. 301 00:19:53,687 --> 00:19:56,155 l can't come to the party, Fiona. 302 00:19:57,167 --> 00:19:59,203 Can you just give her that? 303 00:20:10,967 --> 00:20:12,036 PHONE RlNGS 304 00:20:12,087 --> 00:20:14,920 You're right welcome. The more, the merrier. 305 00:20:14,967 --> 00:20:19,438 - (Man) Eh-up, Phil. - Yeah. Anybody. 306 00:20:19,487 --> 00:20:22,445 All right. See you later. 307 00:20:25,527 --> 00:20:28,166 Honestly, that's the last time. All right? 308 00:20:28,207 --> 00:20:29,401 l promise. 309 00:20:32,247 --> 00:20:34,556 THUNDER RUMBLES 310 00:20:34,607 --> 00:20:36,916 Can you hear that? lt's raining! 311 00:20:36,967 --> 00:20:40,243 - lt's fucking raining! - Oh, my God. 312 00:20:40,687 --> 00:20:42,757 Everybody get the food in! 313 00:20:50,647 --> 00:20:52,285 Turn that music up! 314 00:20:54,127 --> 00:20:55,640 Fucking 'ell. 315 00:20:55,687 --> 00:20:57,359 Cats and dogs! 316 00:21:04,767 --> 00:21:07,725 Whole thing's a wash-out. l thought it were a bit optimistic. 317 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:10,281 Still going on, though, innit? 318 00:21:10,327 --> 00:21:12,283 Still going on without us. 319 00:21:15,087 --> 00:21:17,999 Hey. 320 00:21:18,047 --> 00:21:19,480 What's up? 321 00:21:19,527 --> 00:21:22,325 She doesn't even want me there. 322 00:21:22,367 --> 00:21:25,916 Her own daughter and she hasn't even missed me. 323 00:21:25,967 --> 00:21:28,720 l've spent my whole life feeling like this. 324 00:21:28,767 --> 00:21:31,042 Like l wasn't good enough. 325 00:21:31,087 --> 00:21:33,362 Always playing second fiddle. 326 00:21:33,407 --> 00:21:36,001 Me dad, me brothers. 327 00:21:36,047 --> 00:21:38,766 The dog. 328 00:21:38,807 --> 00:21:40,763 Well, l've had enough. 329 00:21:40,807 --> 00:21:46,200 - l'm sick of her rubbing my nose in it. - Veronica. 330 00:21:46,247 --> 00:21:47,475 Come on, Eileen 331 00:21:47,527 --> 00:21:49,563 Oh, l swear (what he means ) 332 00:21:49,607 --> 00:21:51,802 At this moment 333 00:21:51,847 --> 00:21:54,315 You mean everything 334 00:21:54,367 --> 00:21:55,925 You in that dress 335 00:21:55,967 --> 00:21:58,117 My thoughts, l confess 336 00:21:58,167 --> 00:21:59,646 Verge on dirty 337 00:21:59,687 --> 00:22:03,805 Ah, come on, Eileen... 338 00:22:10,167 --> 00:22:11,156 MUSlC STOPS 339 00:22:12,207 --> 00:22:13,276 Party is over! 340 00:22:13,327 --> 00:22:14,885 Veronica! 341 00:22:14,927 --> 00:22:17,395 l might have known! There's no show without Punch. 342 00:22:17,447 --> 00:22:19,597 - Just give me the fuses. - Keep out of it. 343 00:22:19,647 --> 00:22:22,639 Always has to be centre of attention. 344 00:22:22,687 --> 00:22:24,837 - Why's that, Mum? - Oh, grow up! 345 00:22:24,887 --> 00:22:26,559 Houseful of people? 346 00:22:26,607 --> 00:22:28,882 Did it never occur to you that someone was missing? 347 00:22:28,927 --> 00:22:30,246 Come on. This isn't going to help. 348 00:22:30,287 --> 00:22:31,925 < Give me the fuses! 349 00:22:31,967 --> 00:22:35,164 - This is none of your business. - You're in our house. 350 00:22:35,207 --> 00:22:37,402 - So? - So give me the fucking fuses. 351 00:22:37,447 --> 00:22:38,960 - Whoa, posh lad! - Steve. 352 00:22:39,007 --> 00:22:41,077 Want the fucking fuses? 353 00:22:42,887 --> 00:22:45,321 Find the fucking fuses! 354 00:22:45,367 --> 00:22:46,880 You stupid bitch. 355 00:22:46,927 --> 00:22:49,839 What is it with you, Veronica? A perverse Midas touch? 356 00:22:49,887 --> 00:22:51,639 Everything you touch turns to shit? 357 00:22:51,687 --> 00:22:56,124 That's rich coming from the bloke who's screwing behind his girlfriend's back! 358 00:22:56,167 --> 00:22:57,759 Veronica! 359 00:22:59,047 --> 00:23:01,481 Kerry Anne ring any bells, Steve? 360 00:23:03,887 --> 00:23:04,876 (Oh, Jesus.) 361 00:23:07,287 --> 00:23:10,165 Tell 'em. 362 00:23:15,567 --> 00:23:17,637 She's my daughter. 363 00:23:29,007 --> 00:23:30,918 < Come on, tell me. 364 00:23:30,967 --> 00:23:33,242 Kev asked me to give him a wank once! 365 00:23:33,287 --> 00:23:34,845 And l did it for him! 366 00:23:36,047 --> 00:23:39,164 THEY LAUGH 367 00:23:49,207 --> 00:23:53,086 You join us just in time! 368 00:24:05,767 --> 00:24:09,043 Daughter. Kerry Anne. Seven years old. 369 00:24:09,087 --> 00:24:10,964 Great kid. 370 00:24:11,007 --> 00:24:15,125 Great smile. Biggest mistake of my life. 371 00:24:15,167 --> 00:24:16,998 And you never thought to tell me? 372 00:24:22,007 --> 00:24:23,725 l was 1 9 years old. 373 00:24:23,767 --> 00:24:28,283 l was training to be a doctor. She was a family friend. Her name was Miranda. 374 00:24:29,447 --> 00:24:31,756 We'd known each other since we were kids. 375 00:24:31,807 --> 00:24:36,164 l should never have started it, but... lt was only meant to be casual. 376 00:24:36,207 --> 00:24:39,040 Bit of fun over the summer. 377 00:24:39,087 --> 00:24:42,921 Next thing l know she wants to spend the rest of her life with me. 378 00:24:42,967 --> 00:24:46,084 So you just pissed off, left her with one in the oven. 379 00:24:46,127 --> 00:24:48,118 She told me she was on the pill. 380 00:24:49,927 --> 00:24:52,964 l swear to God, Fiona, neither of us wanted a kid. 381 00:24:54,847 --> 00:24:57,407 We both had careers ahead of us. 382 00:24:57,447 --> 00:25:00,041 She only did it to keep hold of me. 383 00:25:01,207 --> 00:25:05,405 l fucked off because l couldn't allow myself to get trapped. Not in that life. 384 00:25:06,767 --> 00:25:08,120 How often do you see her? 385 00:25:10,887 --> 00:25:14,482 Three or four times a year. Special occasions, birthdays... 386 00:25:14,527 --> 00:25:17,439 The contact - that's a new thing. 387 00:25:17,487 --> 00:25:19,603 She's fallen in love with mobiles. 388 00:25:19,647 --> 00:25:21,126 When last? 389 00:25:24,527 --> 00:25:27,917 - lt is not as simple as you think, Fiona. - When did you last see your daughter? 390 00:25:33,287 --> 00:25:34,879 She doesn't know l'm her dad. 391 00:25:37,607 --> 00:25:39,404 She lives with my brother. 392 00:25:42,127 --> 00:25:44,277 Joey stepped in after l left. 393 00:25:46,127 --> 00:25:47,879 Filled a vacuum. 394 00:25:48,927 --> 00:25:51,316 He'd always loved Miranda, everybody knew, 395 00:25:51,367 --> 00:25:55,804 but part of me thinks l was only shagging her to put one over on him. 396 00:25:58,767 --> 00:26:02,840 They brought up Kerry Anne as their own and it painted me out of the picture. 397 00:26:05,327 --> 00:26:08,160 - l need a drink.. - Fiona, please, just... 398 00:26:09,887 --> 00:26:11,684 l was 1 9. 399 00:26:16,807 --> 00:26:19,196 < SOBBlNG 400 00:26:19,247 --> 00:26:23,081 KNOCKlNG 401 00:26:23,127 --> 00:26:24,606 Veronica. 402 00:26:26,767 --> 00:26:29,201 l'm not talking to the fucking door. 403 00:26:29,247 --> 00:26:32,478 - Veronica! - Go away! 404 00:26:32,527 --> 00:26:33,880 Just let me explain! 405 00:26:33,927 --> 00:26:36,395 Go to bed, Kev. 406 00:26:36,447 --> 00:26:38,915 - Have a wank. - Just come out. 407 00:26:41,127 --> 00:26:43,004 Yeah, all right, he wanked us off. 408 00:26:43,047 --> 00:26:45,515 Oh! 409 00:26:45,567 --> 00:26:46,966 But it wasn't pleasure, 410 00:26:47,007 --> 00:26:50,886 and if you'd stop behaving like a bleedin' child for a second... 411 00:26:50,927 --> 00:26:54,044 Veronica! Veronica! 412 00:26:56,487 --> 00:27:00,844 My entire family are trying to ruin my life, 413 00:27:00,887 --> 00:27:04,960 but l think, it's all right, cos l've got Kev. 414 00:27:06,087 --> 00:27:10,956 But no, now l find out you've been getting it on with fucking Marty! 415 00:27:11,007 --> 00:27:12,076 We weren't getting it on! 416 00:27:12,127 --> 00:27:16,279 l do not want to know anything about it! Don't tell me anything! 417 00:27:18,207 --> 00:27:23,884 First it's wearing my knickers to work, now this... 418 00:27:23,927 --> 00:27:27,363 You're as bad as me fucking dad. 419 00:27:29,687 --> 00:27:32,406 lf you're gay, Kev, just admit it! 420 00:27:34,927 --> 00:27:38,761 SHE SOBS 421 00:28:00,847 --> 00:28:03,884 Frank! What are you drinking? 422 00:28:03,927 --> 00:28:05,565 What the fuck's going on? 423 00:28:05,607 --> 00:28:07,916 Where has all this lot come from? 424 00:28:07,967 --> 00:28:12,483 Folk flock to folk, Frank. Call it community. 425 00:28:12,527 --> 00:28:16,042 Call it a fucking joke! Get them out, you thick Yorkshire dick. 426 00:28:16,087 --> 00:28:20,205 - They've got to know where to go. - What about a home? There's... 427 00:28:20,247 --> 00:28:23,159 Who brought the fucking darts?! 428 00:28:25,647 --> 00:28:28,798 They're all paying £1 a can. 429 00:28:28,847 --> 00:28:31,884 And as much free weed as we can smoke. 430 00:28:31,927 --> 00:28:36,921 All the benefits of the pub without leaving your own home. 431 00:28:45,647 --> 00:28:47,285 Hey, where are the twins? 432 00:28:47,327 --> 00:28:53,038 Don't worry, cos Sally is looking after them and she loves kiddies. 433 00:28:53,087 --> 00:28:54,236 All right? 434 00:28:55,607 --> 00:28:58,804 That's a fucking bloke. 435 00:28:58,847 --> 00:29:00,758 (Tommy) Oh. 436 00:29:03,047 --> 00:29:06,357 (Tommy) Right... Where could we put that fruit machine? 437 00:29:10,367 --> 00:29:11,846 Where's Steve? 438 00:29:11,887 --> 00:29:14,117 Had to head off early. Had to be somewhere. 439 00:29:16,407 --> 00:29:19,479 l saw you sneaking out of Debbie's room this morning. 440 00:29:19,527 --> 00:29:21,404 You are not splitting up, are you? 441 00:29:23,167 --> 00:29:26,045 lan, have you still got that spare cash-and-carry card? 442 00:29:26,087 --> 00:29:29,204 - How is Sheila's mum? - Oh, fuck knows? ls that kettle on? 443 00:29:29,247 --> 00:29:30,316 What do you need it for? 444 00:29:30,367 --> 00:29:33,165 Cos your so-called mate won't give us a discount. 445 00:29:33,207 --> 00:29:36,199 - What about rewarding loyalty? - l've lent it to Veronica. 446 00:29:36,247 --> 00:29:39,364 Well, run and get it. Ask Kev if he's still got that trailer. 447 00:29:39,407 --> 00:29:41,238 Do it your fucking self! 448 00:29:51,367 --> 00:29:54,439 Frank says have you still got that cash-and-carry card? 449 00:29:56,247 --> 00:30:00,604 Veronica, look, just tell me where it is and l'll get it. 450 00:30:09,767 --> 00:30:14,443 Hi, are you all right? There's something l need you to see. 451 00:30:16,127 --> 00:30:18,322 Hey, get in. 452 00:30:24,007 --> 00:30:25,599 Aw, Jesus, Frank! 453 00:30:25,647 --> 00:30:28,241 Look at the state of this place! 454 00:30:30,207 --> 00:30:31,720 PHONE RlNGS 455 00:30:31,767 --> 00:30:33,723 Tommy, don't... ! 456 00:30:33,767 --> 00:30:36,918 -Tommy's Bar, how can l help you? - No, no, no! 457 00:30:38,327 --> 00:30:40,318 Yeah, just hang on a sec! 458 00:30:40,367 --> 00:30:42,039 Sheila, a tad upset. 459 00:30:42,087 --> 00:30:43,964 Wrong number! 460 00:30:44,007 --> 00:30:47,841 Sorry, no, Frank is not here. This is Tommy's Bar, Faliraki. 461 00:30:47,887 --> 00:30:49,843 She's gonna buy that, isn't she? > 462 00:30:57,127 --> 00:31:00,164 Where the fuck's the other one? 463 00:31:00,207 --> 00:31:04,485 Tommy, what's happened to the other one? 464 00:31:04,527 --> 00:31:07,963 Right, the last l saw... Sally. Adam. 465 00:31:08,007 --> 00:31:09,076 What, Psycho Sally? 466 00:31:16,167 --> 00:31:19,364 - Jesus. Er, is your Sally in? - Stuart. 467 00:31:19,407 --> 00:31:21,523 - Stuart. - That fucking nancy boy?! 468 00:31:21,567 --> 00:31:24,161 Try the Nancy House on Nancy St! 469 00:31:28,167 --> 00:31:30,442 Oh, Brenda. You're looking lovely. 470 00:31:30,487 --> 00:31:33,285 You've gotta help us. Have you seen Psycho Sally? 471 00:31:33,327 --> 00:31:36,444 (Man's voice) Not recently. l heard he was shacked up with little Lisa. 472 00:31:36,487 --> 00:31:39,604 Who the fucking hell is little Lisa? 473 00:31:47,207 --> 00:31:50,483 - Are you from the council? - Do we look like the fucking council?! 474 00:31:50,527 --> 00:31:53,325 Sally, where the fuck's Sally?! Sally! 475 00:31:53,367 --> 00:31:56,837 Where is the twisted fucking weirdo?! 476 00:31:56,887 --> 00:32:00,163 - Taken t'baby out. - Yeah, my fuckin' baby! 477 00:32:00,207 --> 00:32:01,356 Frank! 478 00:32:02,407 --> 00:32:04,967 - Frank! - Nothing but fucking weirdos! 479 00:32:06,367 --> 00:32:08,119 He's got womb envy! 480 00:32:08,167 --> 00:32:10,635 He doesn't mean any harm. 481 00:32:14,367 --> 00:32:17,916 There she is. That's Kerry Anne. 482 00:32:17,967 --> 00:32:19,480 The short one. 483 00:32:20,967 --> 00:32:23,527 Joe picks her up every day after work. 484 00:32:23,567 --> 00:32:27,355 They collect Miranda on the way home. lt's like clockwork. 485 00:32:27,407 --> 00:32:28,476 She's lovely. 486 00:32:28,527 --> 00:32:31,564 (Fiona) Really lovely. 487 00:32:31,607 --> 00:32:33,518 They're a real family, Fiona. 488 00:32:37,167 --> 00:32:39,362 They have everything they want. 489 00:32:40,447 --> 00:32:41,960 They don't need me. 490 00:32:51,487 --> 00:32:53,443 So, are you coming to meet her? 491 00:32:54,807 --> 00:32:57,765 No. No, l'll wait here. 492 00:33:06,927 --> 00:33:09,680 Hi, Uncle Steve! 493 00:33:32,647 --> 00:33:34,763 Mr Fitch, Council. > 494 00:33:34,807 --> 00:33:36,365 Come to judge your garden. 495 00:33:36,407 --> 00:33:38,318 Oh, right, yeah. Come in. 496 00:33:41,767 --> 00:33:46,682 - Er, when do we find out if we've won? - No idea. Ring the council. 497 00:33:46,727 --> 00:33:49,924 - You are the council. - l just tick boxes. 498 00:34:11,287 --> 00:34:14,324 The fella's here from the council. 499 00:34:14,367 --> 00:34:16,676 Come to judge...the garden. 500 00:34:16,727 --> 00:34:19,195 Do you wanna ask him any questions? 501 00:34:19,247 --> 00:34:20,726 Fine. Fuck you! 502 00:34:23,487 --> 00:34:25,955 Make yourself at home. 503 00:34:27,687 --> 00:34:29,120 All right? 504 00:34:29,167 --> 00:34:31,727 HE TRlES TO SPEAK 505 00:34:31,767 --> 00:34:36,079 What? Oh, shit! Shit! 506 00:34:36,127 --> 00:34:38,766 Wait there! lt'll be all right. Veronica. Veronica! 507 00:34:41,207 --> 00:34:43,926 - Oh, Veronica, for fuck's sake! - What's going on? 508 00:34:43,967 --> 00:34:46,686 - Him. Dying. Ambulance. - Where's Veronica? 509 00:34:46,727 --> 00:34:48,558 Not talking. Guess why?! 510 00:34:48,607 --> 00:34:50,996 Veronica. For God's sake! 511 00:34:51,767 --> 00:34:54,884 Recovery position. On your side! 512 00:34:54,927 --> 00:34:57,202 - No! Sit him up! - He's having a heart attack. 513 00:34:57,247 --> 00:35:00,922 l can see that. Sit him up! Keep the blood circulating. 514 00:35:00,967 --> 00:35:02,639 Come on, mate. Are you all right? 515 00:35:02,687 --> 00:35:05,121 Can you understand what l'm saying? 516 00:35:05,167 --> 00:35:07,476 - Have we called an ambulance? - lt's on its way. 517 00:35:07,527 --> 00:35:09,324 Pock... Pocket. 518 00:35:09,367 --> 00:35:11,562 He's got tablets. Get him some water. 519 00:35:11,607 --> 00:35:15,077 And bring a cold flannel. And see if you can find any aspirin. 520 00:35:15,127 --> 00:35:18,244 lt were just a wank, Veronica. Nothing perverse. 521 00:35:18,287 --> 00:35:19,037 Marty! 522 00:35:19,087 --> 00:35:21,555 You were trying for babies. He thought he was impotent. 523 00:35:21,607 --> 00:35:25,725 So we went to get tested. But he couldn't do it with the jazz mags. Wanking! 524 00:35:25,767 --> 00:35:29,919 - Shall we talk about this later? - Probably scared that he couldn't be a father. 525 00:35:29,967 --> 00:35:33,846 He needed a helping hand. Did it for you, Veronica. 526 00:35:33,887 --> 00:35:37,197 He were looking at a picture of you the whole time. 527 00:35:37,247 --> 00:35:40,444 l swear to God. lt's the truth. 528 00:35:43,567 --> 00:35:45,239 She needed to hear it. 529 00:35:47,807 --> 00:35:49,923 - Thanks. - Help me. 530 00:35:49,967 --> 00:35:52,720 Right. How many of these are we taking? 531 00:35:52,767 --> 00:35:54,246 One. 532 00:35:54,287 --> 00:35:59,998 Little Nigel. Little baby Nigel, with some pervert. 533 00:36:00,047 --> 00:36:02,686 Shall we see if the police can find him? 534 00:36:02,727 --> 00:36:04,558 Here we go. 535 00:36:04,607 --> 00:36:06,086 Oh, Jesus. 536 00:36:06,127 --> 00:36:09,278 What's going on? 537 00:36:11,047 --> 00:36:13,242 Frank Gallagher? 538 00:36:13,287 --> 00:36:14,879 More's the pity. 539 00:36:14,927 --> 00:36:17,043 Picked up your baby-sitter. 540 00:36:17,087 --> 00:36:18,679 Oh! 541 00:36:18,727 --> 00:36:20,206 < Pissed on a park bench. 542 00:36:20,247 --> 00:36:22,807 She asked us to return him. 543 00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:26,886 Often leave your kids with alcoholic transvestites, Frank? 544 00:36:26,927 --> 00:36:32,285 Three strikes and you're out. Understand? Party's over. 545 00:36:35,327 --> 00:36:38,876 He-he-he! Got ya! Got ya back! 546 00:36:38,927 --> 00:36:41,316 Hello! Come on, eh?! 547 00:36:41,367 --> 00:36:48,045 - Together again! Sorted. Sorted. - Look at that! Two peas in a pod. 548 00:36:48,087 --> 00:36:50,442 - Eh. Look... - You'll be all right, won't you? 549 00:36:50,487 --> 00:36:52,000 Frank! 550 00:36:53,367 --> 00:36:54,846 Frank! > 551 00:36:54,887 --> 00:36:56,161 (Oh, mother of Christ!) 552 00:36:58,527 --> 00:37:00,085 Surprise! 553 00:37:02,687 --> 00:37:06,043 Hey, no, it's all right. lf you're not in the mood l can always... 554 00:37:09,207 --> 00:37:12,961 - Did you not get my message? - No. What message? 555 00:37:13,007 --> 00:37:14,679 Me mum's dead. 556 00:37:14,727 --> 00:37:17,036 Me mum's dead! 557 00:37:25,287 --> 00:37:30,361 So you'll put in a good word for us about the gardening competition? 558 00:37:30,407 --> 00:37:31,760 The whole thing's a sham. 559 00:37:33,087 --> 00:37:35,760 lt's a free clean up. Winner'll be... 560 00:37:38,007 --> 00:37:39,838 ..house most in arrears. 561 00:37:57,807 --> 00:37:59,798 lt's working! 562 00:38:13,047 --> 00:38:14,526 So? 563 00:38:16,807 --> 00:38:19,719 So... 564 00:38:19,767 --> 00:38:22,361 lt were just before our Kelly moved to Paphos. 565 00:38:22,407 --> 00:38:26,241 And this arsehole she was going out with 566 00:38:26,287 --> 00:38:28,881 kept calling me ''dry balls'', 567 00:38:28,927 --> 00:38:32,044 cos he'd had four kids to four different women 568 00:38:32,087 --> 00:38:35,796 and couldn't believe l hadn't slipped one past the goalie. 569 00:38:35,847 --> 00:38:38,236 Why didn't you tell me? 570 00:38:38,287 --> 00:38:40,801 Cos l was embarrassed. 571 00:38:40,847 --> 00:38:42,485 l just wanted to give you a kid. 572 00:38:43,927 --> 00:38:45,246 l know. 573 00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:50,446 But why did you have to pick our bleedin' Marty! 574 00:38:50,487 --> 00:38:53,126 And how did him doing it help? 575 00:38:53,167 --> 00:38:55,442 He's not even good-looking! 576 00:38:55,487 --> 00:38:57,000 Good-looking?! 577 00:38:57,047 --> 00:38:58,958 He's a bloke, for fuck's sake! 578 00:39:01,487 --> 00:39:06,083 Anyway, look. l needed some help and l was looking at you the whole time. 579 00:39:06,127 --> 00:39:07,606 Oh, Kev! 580 00:39:10,367 --> 00:39:13,837 This, Kev - us, 581 00:39:13,887 --> 00:39:18,722 it's the one thing in my life that's got absolutely nothing to do 582 00:39:18,767 --> 00:39:22,043 with my stupid bleedin' family. 583 00:39:22,087 --> 00:39:23,998 From now on, 584 00:39:24,047 --> 00:39:25,924 can we keep it that way? 585 00:39:35,327 --> 00:39:36,316 SHE CLEARS HER THROAT 586 00:39:38,367 --> 00:39:42,201 Veronica. l really need a friend. 587 00:39:42,967 --> 00:39:44,366 Come on. 588 00:39:47,567 --> 00:39:48,636 lt's not that he lied. 589 00:39:48,687 --> 00:39:53,317 l understand why he might have wanted to bury it, but when l saw him, holding her... 590 00:39:55,287 --> 00:39:58,040 There are fathers fighting through the courts, 591 00:39:58,087 --> 00:40:01,124 because they can't get access to their kids. 592 00:40:01,167 --> 00:40:04,125 How can he not want to be part of her life? 593 00:40:04,167 --> 00:40:10,402 He goes around like nothing can faze him, tough, confident, answer for everything. 594 00:40:10,447 --> 00:40:12,881 Now l realise that comes at a price. 595 00:40:14,447 --> 00:40:17,803 There's no way around it, Fiona. We never really know 'em. 596 00:40:17,847 --> 00:40:21,396 We think we do. We think there's nothing can surprise us. 597 00:40:21,447 --> 00:40:24,200 Then they get wanked off by your brother. 598 00:40:31,807 --> 00:40:35,846 Sorry about lumbering you with my mum and Marty. 599 00:40:35,887 --> 00:40:37,764 l can't live with her, Fiona. 600 00:40:37,807 --> 00:40:41,004 She makes me feel like l'm seven again. 601 00:40:42,607 --> 00:40:44,962 Why don't we keep them? 602 00:40:45,007 --> 00:40:48,238 They can't come back here. You'll end up murdering each other. 603 00:40:48,287 --> 00:40:49,402 But you don't want them. 604 00:40:51,487 --> 00:40:53,478 We'll cope. One condition... 605 00:40:53,527 --> 00:40:59,238 They pay their way. Rent, bills - then we know where we stand. 606 00:40:59,287 --> 00:41:01,721 Oh, thank you! 607 00:41:04,807 --> 00:41:06,365 Ah! > 608 00:41:07,247 --> 00:41:10,956 You two OK? We've behaved like right idiots, haven't we? 609 00:41:11,007 --> 00:41:14,556 Normal service shall be resumed. 610 00:41:14,607 --> 00:41:16,404 Yey! 611 00:41:22,047 --> 00:41:24,880 lt's good doing this, in a way - 612 00:41:24,927 --> 00:41:26,963 takes your mind off the grief! 613 00:41:32,447 --> 00:41:37,362 Hey, no. Come on! Come on, love! 614 00:41:39,687 --> 00:41:42,326 Come on. Think about them two... 615 00:41:44,047 --> 00:41:46,959 ..little Nigel and little Delia. 616 00:41:50,647 --> 00:41:57,439 lt's like the great cycle of life and death, innit? 617 00:41:57,487 --> 00:41:59,079 Yes. 618 00:42:02,727 --> 00:42:06,640 We're your family now, aren't we? 619 00:42:10,287 --> 00:42:13,723 lt's time l was...getting home. 620 00:42:22,207 --> 00:42:23,879 All right. 621 00:42:27,167 --> 00:42:29,123 - Whoa, whoa! -This is chicken. 622 00:42:29,167 --> 00:42:31,476 - Anybody want...? - There's some plates there. 623 00:42:31,527 --> 00:42:32,801 Spring rolls. 624 00:42:32,847 --> 00:42:36,237 Hey, Lip. Didn't you order some chicken and black bean sauce...? 625 00:42:40,167 --> 00:42:43,364 - Juice, anybody? - Yeah, thanks. 626 00:42:55,847 --> 00:42:57,280 My whole life... 627 00:42:57,327 --> 00:42:59,761 feels like all l've had is people letting me down. 628 00:42:59,807 --> 00:43:03,038 - Fiona, please... - Let me finish. 629 00:43:04,127 --> 00:43:09,281 You say you love me, and you want us to be together. 630 00:43:09,327 --> 00:43:10,396 l do. 631 00:43:10,447 --> 00:43:14,804 All l want is someone l can trust... 632 00:43:16,007 --> 00:43:18,646 ..someone l can rely on. 633 00:43:18,687 --> 00:43:23,886 Because all the rest, Steve, it's just words. 634 00:44:39,807 --> 00:44:41,763 So that's a yes, then? 635 00:44:44,527 --> 00:44:46,483 l will not let you down. 636 00:45:00,487 --> 00:45:03,604 'That day, my mum's adage came back to me. 637 00:45:03,647 --> 00:45:08,402 'When l looked behind Steve's eyes, all l saw was love.' 638 00:45:10,527 --> 00:45:14,486 l, Steve McBride, take thee, Fiona Gallagher 639 00:45:14,527 --> 00:45:16,358 to be my lawful wedded wife... 640 00:45:16,407 --> 00:45:18,602 - Congratulations.. - Yeah. 641 00:45:18,647 --> 00:45:19,284 Bastard! 642 00:45:19,327 --> 00:45:20,999 - You're not gay, are you? - No. 643 00:45:21,047 --> 00:45:24,676 Wow! lf l stuck a bonnet on that, it'd look like a microphone. 644 00:45:24,727 --> 00:45:28,845 lt's a happy day, starting a brand new life, marrying Steve... 645 00:45:30,007 --> 00:45:30,837 Dead dog! 646 00:45:30,887 --> 00:45:34,323 'l'm not baby-sitting you all my life.' Upstairs! 647 00:45:34,367 --> 00:45:36,927 Eugh! You scummy git! 648 00:45:36,967 --> 00:45:37,956 Fuck sake! 649 00:45:38,007 --> 00:45:38,803 'You can tell he knows.' 650 00:45:38,847 --> 00:45:43,398 l'm sick of that creep getting everything his own way! 651 00:46:23,447 --> 00:46:25,403 MUSlC: The Sun Always Shines On TV by A-ha 652 00:46:25,447 --> 00:46:26,641 Touch me, yeah 653 00:46:26,687 --> 00:46:30,043 How can it be? 654 00:46:30,087 --> 00:46:34,046 Believe me, yeah 655 00:46:34,087 --> 00:46:38,285 The sun always shines on TV 656 00:46:38,327 --> 00:46:40,602 Hold me... 657 00:46:41,167 --> 00:46:43,761 Close to your heart 658 00:46:44,527 --> 00:46:48,759 Give all your love to me!