1 00:00:02,003 --> 00:00:03,503 You don't know what happened last week? 2 00:00:03,671 --> 00:00:06,171 Well, I don't have time to tell you. I'm busy. 3 00:00:06,674 --> 00:00:08,174 Oh! 4 00:00:08,176 --> 00:00:09,966 What's your dad gonna do when he gets out of jail and I tell him 5 00:00:10,136 --> 00:00:12,226 you spend all day with orange boy rubbing your dicks together? 6 00:00:12,388 --> 00:00:14,648 Five hundred dollars tomorrow, or I call him. 7 00:00:14,807 --> 00:00:18,397 The day my babies are born, you steal cash from the register? 8 00:00:18,561 --> 00:00:20,021 Yeah, your register, my cash. 9 00:00:20,188 --> 00:00:23,488 - Empty your fucking pockets. - He's a fucking dead man. 10 00:00:23,650 --> 00:00:25,060 Well, hello. 11 00:00:25,235 --> 00:00:26,865 Roger Running Tree and I broke up. 12 00:00:27,028 --> 00:00:29,118 SHEILA: But the children, Frank. 13 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:32,280 Roger and I, we were gonna get married and adopt them 14 00:00:32,450 --> 00:00:34,200 before he showed his true colors. 15 00:00:34,369 --> 00:00:36,289 All I need is a marriage certificate. 16 00:00:36,454 --> 00:00:38,284 Frank, will you marry me? 17 00:00:38,456 --> 00:00:41,206 It is my honor to declare you man and wife. 18 00:00:41,376 --> 00:00:42,756 You may kiss the groom. 19 00:00:43,878 --> 00:00:46,218 He's in serious condition, so they moved him up the waiting list. 20 00:00:46,381 --> 00:00:48,381 - What does that mean? - He's getting a liver. 21 00:00:48,550 --> 00:00:50,760 Need you to meet my mom and dad for parents' weekend. 22 00:00:50,927 --> 00:00:53,137 - Pretend we're together. - Just clean up for a dinner? 23 00:00:53,304 --> 00:00:56,224 No, no cleanup. I need to scare the living shit out of them. 24 00:00:56,391 --> 00:00:58,971 - Those your brothers and sisters? - Four of them, three more in the van. 25 00:00:59,143 --> 00:01:01,563 - My family lives in there. - In the supermarket? 26 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:04,399 - No, in the van. - Oh. 27 00:01:04,566 --> 00:01:06,986 - Hey, Matthew. - What does she have that I don't? 28 00:01:07,151 --> 00:01:08,481 SEEMA: Hello? 29 00:01:08,653 --> 00:01:10,573 You don't know who you messed with, skank. 30 00:01:10,947 --> 00:01:13,287 - (HISSING) - (SCREAMING) 31 00:01:13,283 --> 00:01:14,993 I don't give a shit if you're ten years old 32 00:01:15,159 --> 00:01:17,959 and playing with dolls. You want a war, you got it. 33 00:01:18,121 --> 00:01:20,581 Fiona never came home. She violated probation. 34 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:23,838 Hi, Lip. I'm sorry. I fucked up. 35 00:01:24,002 --> 00:01:28,002 You're juggling so many things, and I am just fucking up. 36 00:01:28,172 --> 00:01:29,712 I need some help now. 37 00:01:29,882 --> 00:01:33,302 So, you want to go first? 38 00:01:35,263 --> 00:01:37,433 (THEME MUSIC PLAYS) 39 00:03:03,184 --> 00:03:04,684 Where are we going? 40 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:06,772 Looks like Decatur Correctional. 41 00:03:06,938 --> 00:03:09,488 - How far away is that? - Three hours or so. 42 00:03:09,649 --> 00:03:12,319 - What? - Hope you peed. 43 00:03:15,613 --> 00:03:17,613 What'd they nab you for? 44 00:03:18,783 --> 00:03:21,703 Why you on this bus? It ain't a sightseeing tour. 45 00:03:22,745 --> 00:03:24,955 I... 46 00:03:25,123 --> 00:03:27,163 I broke probation. 47 00:03:28,710 --> 00:03:31,420 I stabbed my boyfriend's wife in the stomach a little bit. 48 00:03:31,587 --> 00:03:33,217 Bitch claimed she was pregnant. 49 00:03:33,381 --> 00:03:36,501 Knew she was full of shit and was saying it to hold on to him. 50 00:03:36,676 --> 00:03:39,176 Had to prove her wrong, right? 51 00:03:39,345 --> 00:03:41,305 Turns out she wasn't lying. 52 00:03:41,472 --> 00:03:42,762 Oops. 53 00:03:45,685 --> 00:03:49,315 Hey, Pops. How you feeling? 54 00:03:50,148 --> 00:03:52,068 You are looking better today. 55 00:03:52,233 --> 00:03:53,733 Say, "hi" to your grandpa, Chuckie. 56 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:55,901 - Can he hear us? - Of course he can. 57 00:03:56,070 --> 00:03:57,570 That's the only way he's gonna wake up. 58 00:03:57,739 --> 00:04:01,789 When we tell him how we feel, it seeps into his subconscious, 59 00:04:01,951 --> 00:04:03,571 it tickles his brain, 60 00:04:03,745 --> 00:04:05,285 and it'll make him open his eyes soon, okay? 61 00:04:05,455 --> 00:04:07,335 - Come on. - Okay. 62 00:04:08,624 --> 00:04:10,164 Hi, Grandpa. 63 00:04:10,334 --> 00:04:13,924 Mama says we can go to Ruby Tuesday's when you wake up. 64 00:04:14,088 --> 00:04:16,298 - Hi. - Good morning. 65 00:04:16,466 --> 00:04:19,016 I'm Emily. I need a new heart. 66 00:04:19,135 --> 00:04:22,725 - Oh. I'm so sorry. - What's wrong with yours? 67 00:04:22,889 --> 00:04:25,769 - Hey, don't be rude. - Oh, my God. 68 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:28,223 Don't you, "Oh, my God" me, mister. 69 00:04:28,394 --> 00:04:31,644 This is my son, Chuckie. I'm Sammi. 70 00:04:31,814 --> 00:04:33,394 I'm Wendy, her mom. 71 00:04:33,566 --> 00:04:36,196 She... She has cardiomyopathy. 72 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:39,900 My heart muscle doesn't pump enough blood into the rest of my body. 73 00:04:40,072 --> 00:04:41,692 Is that why you look like a vampire? 74 00:04:41,866 --> 00:04:44,416 Charles Nevins Slott, you stop that right now. 75 00:04:44,577 --> 00:04:47,037 - Apologize. - I'm sorry. 76 00:04:47,205 --> 00:04:48,495 We are so sorry. 77 00:04:48,581 --> 00:04:51,331 - Oh, God. - It's all right. It's okay. 78 00:04:51,501 --> 00:04:54,671 - Is Mr. Gallagher your father? - Sure is. 79 00:04:54,837 --> 00:04:56,797 I don't have a father. 80 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:59,134 - Emily. - He left when I got sick. 81 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:02,220 Mama says that men can't handle tragedy, so they leave. 82 00:05:02,386 --> 00:05:04,556 Not everybody needs to hear our dirty laundry, Emily. 83 00:05:04,722 --> 00:05:05,972 No, don't worry about us. 84 00:05:06,140 --> 00:05:08,140 We have the dirtiest laundry in Chicago. 85 00:05:09,435 --> 00:05:12,565 Is Mr. Gallagher waiting for a heart too? 86 00:05:12,730 --> 00:05:15,350 He was waiting for a liver, 87 00:05:15,525 --> 00:05:17,775 and then he had a transplant the other day, 88 00:05:17,944 --> 00:05:19,734 and now he is getting all better. 89 00:05:20,822 --> 00:05:22,942 That's fantastic news. 90 00:05:23,115 --> 00:05:25,075 See, Emily? We're in the right place. 91 00:05:36,087 --> 00:05:37,757 Mickey your boyfriend? 92 00:05:37,922 --> 00:05:39,712 We hang out. 93 00:05:39,882 --> 00:05:41,302 He's in your bed. 94 00:05:41,467 --> 00:05:43,347 Yeah, his family is a nightmare. 95 00:05:43,511 --> 00:05:46,051 - Think I got a girlfriend. - Oh, yeah? 96 00:05:46,222 --> 00:05:47,642 Yeah, her family's a nightmare too. 97 00:05:47,807 --> 00:05:49,477 Whose isn't? 98 00:05:49,642 --> 00:05:51,182 You love Mickey? 99 00:05:51,769 --> 00:05:53,689 I like how he smells. 100 00:05:54,355 --> 00:05:56,485 What you asking stupid fucking questions for? 101 00:05:56,649 --> 00:05:58,449 You were nicer when you were asleep. 102 00:05:58,609 --> 00:06:01,369 Frank survived his liver transplant, in case you were wondering. 103 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:03,079 Nope. Wasn't. 104 00:06:03,239 --> 00:06:05,829 I got to go over to the church for the christening today. 105 00:06:05,992 --> 00:06:07,242 Thought you didn't care. 106 00:06:07,410 --> 00:06:09,450 - I don't. - Why are you going, then? 107 00:06:09,620 --> 00:06:11,910 It's my son, man. 108 00:06:12,081 --> 00:06:14,331 All right, I'll get dressed. 109 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:17,080 No, no, look, it's fine. 110 00:06:17,253 --> 00:06:20,003 I'll head over by myself. I'll be back in a couple hours. 111 00:06:20,172 --> 00:06:21,882 What, you don't want me to go? 112 00:06:23,509 --> 00:06:25,769 Probably best if you don't, tough guy. 113 00:06:25,928 --> 00:06:28,188 Yeah, for you, maybe. 114 00:06:28,347 --> 00:06:30,477 Why you busting my balls, man? 115 00:06:34,437 --> 00:06:37,397 Just wondering if we're a couple or not. 116 00:06:42,778 --> 00:06:45,538 - Of course we are. - A couple that hides? 117 00:06:45,698 --> 00:06:47,748 Hey, it's working out so far, so good. 118 00:06:47,909 --> 00:06:51,249 - Getting kind of sick of it. - Jesus Christ, man. 119 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:53,749 How about you let me go deal with that stupid shit 120 00:06:53,915 --> 00:06:55,585 before I deal with your stupid shit? 121 00:07:02,465 --> 00:07:04,055 Hey. 122 00:07:04,258 --> 00:07:05,678 How was work, dear? 123 00:07:05,843 --> 00:07:08,553 I got matching war wounds. 124 00:07:08,721 --> 00:07:09,801 Ouch. 125 00:07:12,975 --> 00:07:15,645 - What are you doing? - Looking up your quarter grades. 126 00:07:15,811 --> 00:07:17,141 They haven't posted yet. 127 00:07:17,313 --> 00:07:19,103 All right, good. I don't want to know. 128 00:07:19,273 --> 00:07:21,103 I'm too stressed to deal right now. 129 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:23,195 The way I see it, you need a "B" average 130 00:07:23,361 --> 00:07:24,571 to keep your scholarship. 131 00:07:24,779 --> 00:07:26,329 And I don't want to talk about it either. 132 00:07:26,489 --> 00:07:28,659 I bet you'll get a "B" in Macro, and Philosophy, 133 00:07:28,824 --> 00:07:30,494 and an "A" in Thermo, and English. 134 00:07:30,660 --> 00:07:33,620 What do I have to do to get you to shut up? 135 00:07:34,914 --> 00:07:38,624 Well, maybe if I had something else to occupy my mouth. 136 00:07:38,793 --> 00:07:40,713 That's a much better idea. 137 00:07:44,048 --> 00:07:45,218 All right. 138 00:07:47,259 --> 00:07:49,059 - Wait. Don't. - Why? 139 00:07:49,220 --> 00:07:50,510 Levels the playing field. 140 00:07:50,638 --> 00:07:52,268 I'm on my knees. You're wearing a hairnet. 141 00:07:52,431 --> 00:07:54,681 - You're a freak. - Takes one to know one. 142 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:58,980 (MOANS) 143 00:07:59,021 --> 00:08:00,601 Oh, hey, look... I'm not gonna be able 144 00:08:00,773 --> 00:08:02,853 to have dinner with your parents tonight, okay? 145 00:08:03,943 --> 00:08:05,823 No, you could keep doing what you were doing while we're talki... 146 00:08:05,987 --> 00:08:08,367 - Ow. Fuck! - Why won't you be able to go? 147 00:08:08,531 --> 00:08:10,151 You said you would go. You're going. 148 00:08:10,324 --> 00:08:11,654 No, look, I got to... 149 00:08:11,826 --> 00:08:13,576 I got to go home. I got to figure shit out, 150 00:08:13,744 --> 00:08:15,074 see how we're gonna pay the bills for the next 90 days 151 00:08:15,246 --> 00:08:17,626 - while Fiona's in prison. - We made a deal. 152 00:08:17,790 --> 00:08:19,290 Yeah, that was before my sister went on a bender. 153 00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:21,168 You promised to help terrorize my parents 154 00:08:21,335 --> 00:08:22,925 in exchange for me giving you stuff. 155 00:08:23,087 --> 00:08:24,967 Okay, then how about we get lunch tomorrow? 156 00:08:25,131 --> 00:08:27,841 No, they're leaving for Miami in the morning. A deal's a deal. 157 00:08:28,009 --> 00:08:29,389 You're obviously not hearing me. 158 00:08:29,552 --> 00:08:31,382 And you're obviously not a man of your word. 159 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:42,898 I would totally hook up with Mr. George. 160 00:08:43,065 --> 00:08:45,605 - He's foxy. - But he's married. 161 00:08:45,776 --> 00:08:47,026 And old. 162 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:48,774 This is just our fantasy teacher list. 163 00:08:48,946 --> 00:08:50,536 It doesn't mean it's gonna happen. 164 00:08:50,573 --> 00:08:52,363 Hm. Oh. 165 00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:55,615 (GROANS) That smell is gonna make me gag. 166 00:08:55,786 --> 00:08:58,376 Do we really have to do this stupid biology lab? 167 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:02,467 (GIRLS GIGGLING) 168 00:09:02,501 --> 00:09:03,961 There's Henry McNally. 169 00:09:05,046 --> 00:09:07,336 He's so bang-tastic. 170 00:09:07,506 --> 00:09:08,886 I want to suck him like a Slushee. 171 00:09:09,050 --> 00:09:11,590 He makes my loins roar with hunger. 172 00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:17,930 Hey, Debbie, how's it going? 173 00:09:19,185 --> 00:09:20,725 - Me? - Her? 174 00:09:20,895 --> 00:09:22,855 Yeah, I can help you with your lab if you want. 175 00:09:23,022 --> 00:09:26,772 - You know my name? - (LAUGHS) Yeah. 176 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:31,286 The monkey said to his sister, 177 00:09:31,447 --> 00:09:34,867 "I don't want to buy bananas from that man." 178 00:09:35,034 --> 00:09:37,284 SHEILA: Knock, knock. 179 00:09:37,453 --> 00:09:39,913 - Visitors. - Good morning. 180 00:09:40,081 --> 00:09:41,621 Hey, Sheila. 181 00:09:41,791 --> 00:09:43,501 - Hi. - Hi. 182 00:09:43,667 --> 00:09:47,047 - Look who's here. - Oh, my God. 183 00:09:47,213 --> 00:09:49,383 I got some special treats. 184 00:09:49,507 --> 00:09:51,507 - SAMMI: Ahh. - Ooh. 185 00:09:51,717 --> 00:09:53,717 - SAMMI: Very nice. - A little care package. 186 00:09:53,886 --> 00:09:55,886 How's the patient? 187 00:09:56,055 --> 00:09:58,055 Well, he still hasn't woken up yet. 188 00:09:58,224 --> 00:10:00,684 (GASPS) Hm. 189 00:10:01,977 --> 00:10:03,647 Frank. 190 00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:05,647 Frankie. 191 00:10:05,815 --> 00:10:08,775 Frankie, Frankie, Frankie, Frank-a, Frank, Frank, Frankie. 192 00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:10,444 Hm. 193 00:10:10,653 --> 00:10:12,323 Frank? 194 00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:13,696 Oh. 195 00:10:15,241 --> 00:10:17,071 Frank. 196 00:10:17,243 --> 00:10:21,203 Frank, where are you? 197 00:10:21,372 --> 00:10:23,542 SHEILA: Frank, it's me, Sheila. 198 00:10:23,707 --> 00:10:27,127 Come out, come out, wherever you are. 199 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:29,964 You have got to wake up. 200 00:10:30,131 --> 00:10:33,801 You see, you have some husbandly duties 201 00:10:33,926 --> 00:10:35,716 - to attend to. - SAMMI: Whoa, whoa, whoa! 202 00:10:35,845 --> 00:10:37,225 You can't be up there. 203 00:10:37,346 --> 00:10:38,936 You're gonna knock out his IV tubes out. 204 00:10:39,098 --> 00:10:40,348 - Come on. - No, I'm not. 205 00:10:40,516 --> 00:10:42,816 The nurses and doctors are doing everything they can, 206 00:10:42,977 --> 00:10:44,147 and you just need to let him rest. 207 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:46,181 You know what? He's been resting. 208 00:10:46,397 --> 00:10:48,277 - Okay, so can you get down? - I'm trying to get him up, 209 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:50,020 - for God sakes. - So, you don't hurt yourself. 210 00:10:50,151 --> 00:10:54,191 Listen, these are his soon-to-be children, and I'm his wife. 211 00:10:54,363 --> 00:10:56,783 - So just take a breather, missy. - Uh-huh. 212 00:10:56,949 --> 00:11:00,329 - Isn't that right, guys? - Right-o. 213 00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:03,244 We could do a Native American Indian tribal dance 214 00:11:03,414 --> 00:11:05,454 to wake him, Mama Sheila. 215 00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:07,166 (GASPS) What's that? 216 00:11:07,293 --> 00:11:10,793 We learned about it in our cultural history class at school. 217 00:11:10,963 --> 00:11:13,543 I wish I could go to school. 218 00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:18,018 Mind your manners, Emily. I'm so sorry. 219 00:11:18,179 --> 00:11:19,479 She didn't mean to eavesdrop. 220 00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:22,018 It's just... it's hard not to in this place. 221 00:11:22,183 --> 00:11:24,763 - Of course. - Hi, I'm Wendy. 222 00:11:24,935 --> 00:11:26,275 This is my daughter, Emily. 223 00:11:26,437 --> 00:11:28,317 - Hi. - Hi. 224 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,060 I'm Sheila. 225 00:11:30,232 --> 00:11:31,982 I'm Frank's wife. 226 00:11:32,151 --> 00:11:34,021 And these are his children. 227 00:11:35,154 --> 00:11:37,574 I'm not related to them. 228 00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:41,780 Well, anyway, why don't you show us your tribal dance? 229 00:11:41,952 --> 00:11:43,872 That sounds wonderful, doesn't it? 230 00:11:44,038 --> 00:11:47,798 Or we could just let him rest, like he's supposed to. 231 00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:51,928 I think the dance is a wonderful idea. 232 00:11:52,087 --> 00:11:53,887 So do I. 233 00:11:54,048 --> 00:11:55,598 We're gonna go get frozen yogurt. 234 00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:57,678 Okay. All right. 235 00:11:57,843 --> 00:11:59,673 You know where to go? 236 00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:08,932 - Yo! Dad in there yet? - Uncle Ronnie went to get him. 237 00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:12,024 - Should be here any minute. - That thing looks like shit. 238 00:12:12,191 --> 00:12:13,651 Been used a lot. 239 00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:19,114 Is that Terry? 240 00:12:19,281 --> 00:12:22,111 No. It's my piece-of-shit husband. 241 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,992 This hasn't even started yet? 242 00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:28,544 - You're late. - All right, well, I'm here now. 243 00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:30,417 Let's get this show on the road, all right? 244 00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:32,584 No, we must wait until your father gets here. 245 00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:34,173 He doesn't give a shit about the ceremony, trust me. 246 00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:37,256 - He'll be here for the after-party. - No, he gives shit. He tells me. 247 00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:38,759 You talked to him? 248 00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:40,464 Almost every day. We've become very close. 249 00:12:40,636 --> 00:12:42,056 God, that is so sick. 250 00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:43,977 Are you gonna start banging him again too? 251 00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:47,149 I'm sorry, but we have to start. I have a funeral in 45 minutes. 252 00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:49,399 - Good, yes, fine. Let's go. - No, we must wait. 253 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:51,520 Whole family needs to be here to witness baptism. 254 00:12:51,689 --> 00:12:53,569 Or what, it didn't really happen? 255 00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:56,272 See? It's good we wait. 256 00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:02,072 - What is he doing here? - How the hell should I know? 257 00:13:02,241 --> 00:13:03,701 Let's get this on the road, all right? 258 00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:05,917 Aren't you supposed to dunk the kid in the bowl of water or something? 259 00:13:06,078 --> 00:13:08,458 He's right. I must start. 260 00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:10,372 Fine. 261 00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:24,630 Father, you made a sign in the waters for baptism, 262 00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:27,595 to end sin and begin goodness. 263 00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:30,726 Through this baptism, Yevgeny is cleansed from sin 264 00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:35,234 to a new birth to innocence by water, and the Holy Spirit. 265 00:13:37,151 --> 00:13:39,771 (BABY CRYING) 266 00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:42,869 Shh, shh, shh. 267 00:13:45,576 --> 00:13:47,536 BONNIE: That's so cool your sister's at Decatur. 268 00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:48,953 Yeah, I guess. 269 00:13:49,121 --> 00:13:50,991 Don't you think we have enough stuff already? 270 00:13:51,165 --> 00:13:53,125 No. I have seven siblings. 271 00:13:53,292 --> 00:13:55,082 I need something for all of them. 272 00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:56,962 Tip it a little more. 273 00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:00,506 Fire in the hole. 274 00:14:02,968 --> 00:14:04,888 I'm gonna go visit my father in the hospital now. 275 00:14:05,054 --> 00:14:07,054 - You want to come? - Can't. 276 00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:10,472 Got to head back to the van. One of the kids has bronchitis. 277 00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:13,022 - I need to go check on him. - You should come live with me. 278 00:14:13,187 --> 00:14:14,737 I can't leave the other kids. 279 00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:16,777 They can come live with us too. 280 00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:20,233 Okay. 281 00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:27,911 Carl. 282 00:14:28,077 --> 00:14:30,827 Yeah, I know. 283 00:14:30,996 --> 00:14:33,796 So pin his skin to the felt. 284 00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:37,587 - Good job. - Oh, I can't look. 285 00:14:37,753 --> 00:14:39,503 - This is fun. - Isn't it? 286 00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:44,051 Speaking of fun, 287 00:14:44,218 --> 00:14:46,308 my parents aren't gonna be home this weekend. 288 00:14:46,470 --> 00:14:48,260 You should come over, and we can watch porn. 289 00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:50,260 I downloaded Sperms of Endearment. 290 00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:53,602 I'm not really into porn. 291 00:14:53,769 --> 00:14:56,439 - Me either. - Yeah, it's gross, right? 292 00:14:56,647 --> 00:14:58,237 You know, they're like, "Oh, yeah." 293 00:14:58,399 --> 00:14:59,859 - "Oh, give it to me." - "Oh, yeah." 294 00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:01,615 "Just like that." 295 00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:03,237 (BOTH LAUGHING) 296 00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:08,402 Hey, um, look at this. Here's his lungs. 297 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:12,535 - DEBS: Cool. - And here's his spleen. And, 298 00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:16,120 this is his heart. 299 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:21,717 For me? 300 00:15:24,842 --> 00:15:26,712 Give me a fucking break. 301 00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:51,410 Off the bus, single line. 302 00:15:51,577 --> 00:15:53,577 No talking, no pushing. 303 00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:10,597 Keep the line moving. 304 00:16:20,314 --> 00:16:23,694 If there are four aces in a deck of cards, 305 00:16:23,859 --> 00:16:26,369 then the probability of your pulling an ace 306 00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:29,908 is four over 52, 307 00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:32,953 or one thirteenth. 308 00:16:34,411 --> 00:16:36,071 - Can I help you? - Nope. 309 00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:37,626 Stay right there. 310 00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:42,005 You want to torture your parents? 311 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:44,049 Bring them to my house for dinner tonight. 312 00:16:44,213 --> 00:16:47,173 Here's the address. Pass that? 313 00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:50,380 We're having leftover lasagna 314 00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:52,882 I stole from the cafeteria. 315 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,722 May I continue? 316 00:16:57,893 --> 00:16:59,683 Don't ever say I'm not a man of my word again. 317 00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:01,813 PROFESSOR: If we don't return our ace to the deck, 318 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:03,730 then the probability of choosing a second ace... 319 00:17:03,899 --> 00:17:05,739 Jump on your right foot. Pause. 320 00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:07,311 Now on your left foot. Pause. 321 00:17:07,486 --> 00:17:10,286 - High knees. - High knees. Interesting. 322 00:17:10,447 --> 00:17:14,367 I'm not sure all this woo-woo spiritual stuff is gonna help Dad. 323 00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:16,245 Not with that attitude, it won't. 324 00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:19,911 - I'm having a great time. - Oh, yay! 325 00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:21,702 What the hell are you guys doing? 326 00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,965 We're waking Frank's spirit. 327 00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:28,177 - Why don't you just do this? - What happened? 328 00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:34,139 He's awake! You did it, Carl. 329 00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:36,014 I'm not sure that was the best method. 330 00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:39,149 - Dad, are you okay? - Where am I, Debbie? 331 00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:42,229 - Debbie? - It... I'm Sammi. 332 00:17:42,396 --> 00:17:45,646 - You're at the hospital. - What? Why? 333 00:17:45,816 --> 00:17:47,566 I better get the doctor. 334 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,614 Where's Mama going, Lip? 335 00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:51,868 Dude, what's wrong with you? I'm Carl. 336 00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:55,326 - Maybe I should hit him in the... - No, no, no! 337 00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:58,282 He's awake! Just like I told you. 338 00:17:58,453 --> 00:18:01,123 This is good news. A lot sooner than expected. 339 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:02,588 He thinks we're different people. 340 00:18:02,708 --> 00:18:04,088 You screwed his brain on backwards. 341 00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:06,291 Frank, do you know where you are? 342 00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:09,921 You're in the Intensive Care Unit at St. Michael Hospital. 343 00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:13,460 You underwent surgery a few days ago for your liver. 344 00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:15,555 Mama, what's he talking about? 345 00:18:15,721 --> 00:18:16,971 See? What'd I tell you? 346 00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:18,809 Why does he think we're different people? 347 00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:20,764 Let's go out in the hall and talk. 348 00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:23,144 Okay, we'll be right back. Hold on. 349 00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:29,157 Mr. Gallagher is suffering from postoperative delirium. 350 00:18:29,318 --> 00:18:31,328 OK, what's that? 351 00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:34,286 It often happens when a patient undergoes intense surgery 352 00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:37,408 where a heavy dose of sedation was used. 353 00:18:37,618 --> 00:18:39,918 Ohh, Is it permanent? 354 00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:42,958 No. It's very common in post-op patients. 355 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:46,043 He'll be confused about time and relationships. 356 00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:49,679 All you can do is be patient while he's in this altered state, 357 00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:52,428 but he'll be back to his old self soon. 358 00:18:53,759 --> 00:18:56,809 Shoot. I just moved. Is that bad? 359 00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:59,220 It's the worst. Now I'm drawing a man. 360 00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:02,300 What the hell does Debbie have that I don't have? 361 00:19:02,476 --> 00:19:03,686 Her hymen. 362 00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:06,522 But look at her. He's an 11 th grader. 363 00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:07,858 She's a redhead. 364 00:19:08,023 --> 00:19:09,813 I love redheads. 365 00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:11,983 Good thing I didn't dye my hair last night. 366 00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:13,404 (BOTH LAUGH) 367 00:19:13,612 --> 00:19:15,862 Is it bad that I want to kiss you right now? 368 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,740 Right here? I think we'll get in trouble. 369 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:23,667 - Where, then? - I don't know. 370 00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:26,458 How about after basketball practice, 371 00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:28,165 behind the stairs in the gym basement? 372 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:31,885 - Okay. - Cool. 373 00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:34,597 - Ready to see? - Yeah. 374 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,883 Ta-da. 375 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,220 No, I'm just joking. 376 00:19:42,933 --> 00:19:44,223 Whoa! 377 00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,771 - It's really good. - Thanks. 378 00:19:46,937 --> 00:19:50,567 - I'm glad you like it. - I do. I like it a lot. 379 00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:56,940 Let me get that for you. 380 00:19:58,365 --> 00:19:59,825 Is that enough cabbage for you? 381 00:19:59,991 --> 00:20:02,031 I can make my own plate. It's fine. 382 00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:04,162 No, no problem at all. 383 00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:05,879 How about some corned beef? 384 00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:07,919 Why you being such a suck-up, huh? 385 00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:09,963 You and me got a thing we got to settle. 386 00:20:10,127 --> 00:20:12,337 Look, I'm just trying to put everything in the past, okay? 387 00:20:12,504 --> 00:20:14,424 I'm a conscientious objector now. 388 00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:16,349 - What the fuck does that mean? - I don't really know. 389 00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:18,923 Something to do with Muhammad Ali. Peace and love? 390 00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:21,224 - Okay, thank you. Great. - Thank you. 391 00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:23,308 Tell your boyfriend to leave. 392 00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:24,933 What the fuck are you talking about? 393 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,510 Howdy Doody. 394 00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:29,681 Tell him to leave, or I will. 395 00:20:29,855 --> 00:20:31,645 All right, fine. 396 00:20:35,318 --> 00:20:37,948 Look, Svetlana wants you to go. 397 00:20:38,113 --> 00:20:41,113 - You want me to go? - No, I don't want you to go. 398 00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:43,073 But the whole thing's gonna go a lot easier if you do. 399 00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:45,623 For you, maybe. What about me? 400 00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:47,877 This really where you want to spend your day off? 401 00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:50,048 You're here. 402 00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:53,420 Give me a couple hours. I'll meet you back at your place. 403 00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:56,542 If you make me leave, don't come over. 404 00:20:58,550 --> 00:21:00,670 Why the fuck you acting like a girl, huh? 405 00:21:00,844 --> 00:21:02,884 I'm sick of living a lie. Aren't you? 406 00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:06,554 - I'm not lying to you. - Everyone else? 407 00:21:06,725 --> 00:21:08,435 Who gives a shit about everybody else? 408 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,020 What fucking difference does it make if I lie to them? 409 00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:11,485 Because... 410 00:21:11,646 --> 00:21:13,316 Because you're not free. 411 00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:18,652 Ian, what you and I have makes me free. 412 00:21:20,489 --> 00:21:22,369 Not what these assholes know. 413 00:21:24,242 --> 00:21:27,822 Look who the State of Illinois just released back into society. 414 00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:29,796 - Daddy's home! - (PEOPLE CHEERING) 415 00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:31,296 Come on. 416 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:33,468 Why don't I have a beer in my hand? 417 00:21:33,627 --> 00:21:36,887 - Right there, huh? - Hello, honey. 418 00:21:37,047 --> 00:21:39,807 Look at scared little boy running to daddy. 419 00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:41,216 - Eat me. - Where's this grandson 420 00:21:41,384 --> 00:21:42,594 of mine I keep hearing about? 421 00:21:42,803 --> 00:21:44,843 Hey. Here he is, Pops. 422 00:21:45,096 --> 00:21:46,726 Let me look at the little shit. 423 00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:48,850 Oh, my. 424 00:21:50,936 --> 00:21:53,486 He's a cute little fucker. 425 00:21:53,647 --> 00:21:55,067 - Yeah. - SVETLANA: That's Grandpa. 426 00:21:55,232 --> 00:21:57,232 Yeah. 427 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,020 All right, let's party! 428 00:21:59,277 --> 00:22:01,027 - Party! - (PEOPLE CHEERING) 429 00:22:16,711 --> 00:22:18,001 (LIAM BABBLING) 430 00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:20,004 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 431 00:22:21,383 --> 00:22:24,173 Okay. Come on. 432 00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:25,724 All right. 433 00:22:25,887 --> 00:22:27,687 Let's take a picture for your sister, huh? 434 00:22:27,848 --> 00:22:30,358 Yeah? Let's try. 435 00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:32,227 Let's try, huh? 436 00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:34,394 Let's see. 437 00:22:34,563 --> 00:22:36,603 All right, here we go. Ready? 438 00:22:36,773 --> 00:22:39,153 - Smile. - (CAMERA CLICKS, BEEPS) 439 00:22:39,276 --> 00:22:40,816 That's not bad, huh? 440 00:22:40,986 --> 00:22:42,696 That's pretty good. 441 00:22:42,863 --> 00:22:44,653 All right. 442 00:22:46,408 --> 00:22:48,828 Yo. Hopefully you get this. 443 00:22:50,245 --> 00:22:54,295 How's the pokey, huh? You get a girlfriend yet? 444 00:22:54,457 --> 00:22:56,797 Don't drop the soap. 445 00:22:57,627 --> 00:23:01,847 We're good. Only 89 more days, okay? 446 00:23:02,007 --> 00:23:04,637 Hang in there. I love you. 447 00:23:04,801 --> 00:23:06,971 Anything you want to say? Go. 448 00:23:07,137 --> 00:23:08,637 Fiona. Fififi. 449 00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:10,895 Good. 450 00:23:12,517 --> 00:23:15,317 All right. Perfect. 451 00:23:15,478 --> 00:23:17,568 Okay, now you go play for a little bit, okay? 452 00:23:17,731 --> 00:23:19,441 - Okay. - I'll make dinner. 453 00:23:19,608 --> 00:23:22,488 Can you take your jacket and hat off for me too? 454 00:23:22,652 --> 00:23:25,902 All right. Good boy. Be right back. 455 00:23:54,434 --> 00:23:56,354 What? 456 00:23:56,519 --> 00:23:59,649 Nothing. I like you. 457 00:24:00,774 --> 00:24:02,654 Me, too. 458 00:24:12,285 --> 00:24:14,455 I don't... I don't think we should. 459 00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:15,911 Why not? 460 00:24:16,081 --> 00:24:17,911 I mean, we just met. 461 00:24:19,918 --> 00:24:21,588 You're right. 462 00:24:21,753 --> 00:24:25,383 Maybe we should... I don't know, wait till the dance. 463 00:24:27,050 --> 00:24:28,840 You're asking me to the dance? 464 00:24:29,010 --> 00:24:31,420 I don't know. I mean, if you'll go with me. 465 00:24:31,554 --> 00:24:34,054 (LAUGHS) Yeah! 466 00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:38,350 SEEMA: Surprise! 467 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,930 STUDENTS: Surprise! 468 00:24:41,106 --> 00:24:42,396 Seema? 469 00:24:42,565 --> 00:24:44,275 I see you've met my stepbrother, Henry. 470 00:24:46,361 --> 00:24:48,231 Stepbrother? 471 00:24:49,948 --> 00:24:52,078 Why would you do this to me? 472 00:24:52,534 --> 00:24:54,664 Seema gave me 50 bucks. 473 00:25:05,630 --> 00:25:08,130 - KID 1: I call dibs on the remote! - Fuck. 474 00:25:08,299 --> 00:25:12,139 - KID 2: I want to watch Steve Harvey! - KID 3: I call! I was here first. 475 00:25:12,303 --> 00:25:14,133 - That doesn't matter. - Yes, it does. 476 00:25:14,305 --> 00:25:16,555 No, it doesn't. That has nothing... 477 00:25:17,684 --> 00:25:19,264 That's it! 478 00:25:19,644 --> 00:25:21,984 Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey! 479 00:25:22,272 --> 00:25:25,942 - Well, who the hell are you? - We're friends of Carl. 480 00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:28,443 Okay, where is he? 481 00:25:30,447 --> 00:25:32,117 There? 482 00:25:32,282 --> 00:25:36,322 - KID 2: Go get your own. - KID 1: Give me it! 483 00:25:36,494 --> 00:25:38,834 Is there something on the bottom to break my fall? 484 00:25:38,997 --> 00:25:40,297 Probably not. 485 00:25:40,457 --> 00:25:42,627 Cool. 486 00:25:44,961 --> 00:25:46,961 Yo, get her out of there. What are you doing? 487 00:25:47,130 --> 00:25:50,090 - Is that your dad? - No. 488 00:25:51,468 --> 00:25:53,058 Who the fuck are those kids downstairs? 489 00:25:53,219 --> 00:25:55,309 - They live in a van. - Why is that my problem? 490 00:25:55,472 --> 00:25:57,092 It's the winter. 491 00:25:58,767 --> 00:26:02,817 - Just get rid of them, okay? - (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 492 00:26:03,229 --> 00:26:04,989 No, on second thought, they can stay. 493 00:26:05,148 --> 00:26:06,698 - CARL: Cool. - Just till after dinner. 494 00:26:06,858 --> 00:26:08,238 Then they're gone. 495 00:26:11,071 --> 00:26:12,781 - KID 1: Give it! - KID 2: No! 496 00:26:12,947 --> 00:26:14,907 This is my remote! Get your own! 497 00:26:15,075 --> 00:26:16,455 - No! - KID 1: Give it! 498 00:26:16,618 --> 00:26:18,288 Play. Be loud. 499 00:26:18,453 --> 00:26:20,993 Just do whatever the fuck you want, okay? 500 00:26:21,164 --> 00:26:22,454 - (KIDS CHEERING) - All right! 501 00:26:23,792 --> 00:26:25,542 KID 3: Don't hit me with the ball! 502 00:26:25,710 --> 00:26:27,620 You with the ball! 503 00:26:27,796 --> 00:26:31,506 Don't ever hit me with the ball! 504 00:26:31,674 --> 00:26:33,214 Welcome. 505 00:26:33,384 --> 00:26:36,304 Hello, I'm Wesley Gretsky from DCFS. 506 00:26:36,429 --> 00:26:39,309 Oh. Shit, sorry. 507 00:26:39,474 --> 00:26:40,764 The social worker, right? 508 00:26:40,934 --> 00:26:42,644 Yeah, we've... we've been expecting you. 509 00:26:42,811 --> 00:26:45,141 I'd like to come in, please, do an inspection. 510 00:26:45,313 --> 00:26:46,893 Right, okay. Yeah. 511 00:26:47,941 --> 00:26:50,231 Listen, is there any chance in rescheduling, you think? 512 00:26:50,401 --> 00:26:52,771 Wouldn't be a surprise visit if we rescheduled, now, would it? 513 00:26:52,946 --> 00:26:55,196 No. No, I guess not. 514 00:26:57,325 --> 00:26:58,455 Yeah. 515 00:26:58,618 --> 00:27:00,128 Go get your own. Watch upstairs. 516 00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:01,536 Give it! 517 00:27:01,704 --> 00:27:03,334 (DOOR BUZZES) 518 00:27:07,418 --> 00:27:08,928 Form two lines, please. 519 00:27:09,087 --> 00:27:10,637 All right, when I call your name, 520 00:27:10,797 --> 00:27:12,177 step up and get your bunk assignment. 521 00:27:12,340 --> 00:27:14,670 Melnick, Audrey. 522 00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:16,800 Bed 32. 523 00:27:16,970 --> 00:27:19,380 Gallagher, Fiona. 524 00:27:20,557 --> 00:27:22,767 - Bed 44. - Thank you. 525 00:27:22,934 --> 00:27:24,814 Don't thank me yet. You ain't tried the bed yet. 526 00:27:28,398 --> 00:27:30,318 Got some brown on your nose, bitch. 527 00:27:30,483 --> 00:27:32,483 Longfeld, Jennifer. 528 00:27:32,652 --> 00:27:34,232 Bed 35. 529 00:27:37,198 --> 00:27:40,708 WOMAN: Roberts, Tanesha. Bed 36. 530 00:27:44,414 --> 00:27:45,994 You can fucking eat my ass, cunt. 531 00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:48,086 I tell you one more time... 532 00:27:48,251 --> 00:27:50,001 - Get the fuck out of my face. - Dirty ass dick. 533 00:27:50,170 --> 00:27:52,540 Move! Now! 534 00:27:54,924 --> 00:27:56,464 What the fuck are you looking at? 535 00:27:56,634 --> 00:27:58,214 Nothing. 536 00:28:01,097 --> 00:28:02,767 Why am I here, Mommy? 537 00:28:02,932 --> 00:28:07,222 Honey, I told you. You had an accident, remember? 538 00:28:07,395 --> 00:28:09,935 But the doctors made you all better. 539 00:28:10,106 --> 00:28:11,946 Well, then we should go. 540 00:28:12,108 --> 00:28:14,528 Daddy's gonna be mad we're not home to make dinner. 541 00:28:14,694 --> 00:28:17,904 No, he'll understand. 542 00:28:18,072 --> 00:28:20,362 Sorry, folks. Visiting hours are over. 543 00:28:20,366 --> 00:28:22,746 Oh. Okay. 544 00:28:25,788 --> 00:28:27,128 Night, Pops. 545 00:28:27,290 --> 00:28:29,200 Be back first thing in the morning. 546 00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:30,835 Good-bye, Deb. 547 00:28:33,338 --> 00:28:35,848 Good-bye, my sweet, sexy man. 548 00:28:37,467 --> 00:28:40,807 Mom, stop. We're in public. 549 00:28:40,970 --> 00:28:43,430 That's right. I forgot I'm Mom. 550 00:28:43,598 --> 00:28:44,898 Wait till we get home. 551 00:28:49,896 --> 00:28:54,066 These need to be stored properly, with caps on them. 552 00:28:54,234 --> 00:28:55,944 Stuff's so diluted, I mean, 553 00:28:56,110 --> 00:28:58,190 I doubt there's even any cleaning product left. 554 00:28:58,363 --> 00:29:01,073 A locked cabinet would also work. 555 00:29:06,287 --> 00:29:10,587 Need a fire alarm up there, as well as a CO2 detector. 556 00:29:10,750 --> 00:29:12,120 Okay. 557 00:29:12,460 --> 00:29:15,460 (KIDS SHOUTING) 558 00:29:16,047 --> 00:29:17,967 Floorboard is coming up on this step. 559 00:29:18,132 --> 00:29:20,592 Couple of exposed nails on the one below. 560 00:29:25,974 --> 00:29:28,394 Guys, yo! You think you could keep it down? 561 00:29:28,559 --> 00:29:30,069 You told us we could do whatever we want. 562 00:29:30,228 --> 00:29:31,818 Now I'm telling you to keep it down. 563 00:29:31,980 --> 00:29:34,640 - Who are these children? - Neighborhood kids. I'm babysitting. 564 00:29:34,816 --> 00:29:36,816 Six children or more is considered a day care, 565 00:29:37,277 --> 00:29:38,987 - Okay. - for which you will need a license. 566 00:29:39,195 --> 00:29:40,195 Okay. 567 00:29:40,363 --> 00:29:41,653 Which I don't imagine you have. 568 00:29:41,823 --> 00:29:43,573 You've imagined correctly. 569 00:29:43,741 --> 00:29:46,821 Get a license or babysit less kids. 570 00:29:46,995 --> 00:29:49,245 Exposed wires. Yeah, I'm on it. 571 00:29:49,414 --> 00:29:53,004 - Now, for the 24,000 dollar question. - Yeah. 572 00:29:53,167 --> 00:29:54,757 Where are the guardians of this household? 573 00:29:54,919 --> 00:29:58,219 I have a Francis and Fiona Gallagher, father and sister. 574 00:29:58,381 --> 00:30:00,041 Yeah, they're at work. 575 00:30:00,216 --> 00:30:02,466 - They put you in charge? - That's correct. 576 00:30:02,635 --> 00:30:04,475 What is your relationship to this household? 577 00:30:04,637 --> 00:30:07,397 My relationship to the household. I'm the... the eldest brother. 578 00:30:07,557 --> 00:30:08,557 I'm 19. 579 00:30:08,725 --> 00:30:10,435 So, if I were to call Mr. and Miss Gallagher, 580 00:30:10,601 --> 00:30:12,221 I'd find them both at work? 581 00:30:12,395 --> 00:30:13,815 Yeah. 582 00:30:16,399 --> 00:30:19,619 Amanda's here with her parents. 583 00:30:19,777 --> 00:30:20,987 This is Lip. 584 00:30:21,154 --> 00:30:23,074 These are my parents, Jason and Sheryl. 585 00:30:23,239 --> 00:30:25,289 - They're white. - I can see that. 586 00:30:25,450 --> 00:30:26,820 Hi, nice to meet you. 587 00:30:26,993 --> 00:30:28,663 I guess I never told you I was adopted. 588 00:30:28,828 --> 00:30:29,828 No. 589 00:30:29,996 --> 00:30:32,666 Well, they bought me from a Subic Bay whorehouse, so... 590 00:30:32,832 --> 00:30:35,662 - Go, Navy. - Amanda, that's our private business. 591 00:30:35,835 --> 00:30:38,125 No, don't worry. You're right in the middle of our private affairs. 592 00:30:38,296 --> 00:30:40,006 That's Wesley from the DCFS. 593 00:30:40,173 --> 00:30:42,673 She's a social worker here on a surprise visit. 594 00:30:42,842 --> 00:30:45,472 - Maybe she's your real mom. - LIP: And that's my brother Carl. 595 00:30:45,636 --> 00:30:48,386 These are his friends. They live in a van. 596 00:30:48,556 --> 00:30:50,806 - So who's ready for dinner? - KIDS: Me! 597 00:30:50,975 --> 00:30:52,315 Go on! 598 00:30:53,561 --> 00:30:54,891 Come on. 599 00:31:07,283 --> 00:31:09,323 Fiona? 600 00:31:10,078 --> 00:31:11,828 Fiona, you're awake? 601 00:31:13,122 --> 00:31:14,542 Fiona? 602 00:31:18,211 --> 00:31:20,421 Are you talking to me? 603 00:31:21,881 --> 00:31:23,961 What are you doing? 604 00:31:24,133 --> 00:31:26,713 Sleeping. 605 00:31:26,886 --> 00:31:28,806 What are you doing? 606 00:31:28,971 --> 00:31:31,801 Not sleeping. 607 00:31:31,891 --> 00:31:34,681 Oh, I'm sorry. 608 00:31:34,852 --> 00:31:38,482 Let's be quiet so we don't wake up Monica. 609 00:31:38,648 --> 00:31:41,028 Monica? 610 00:31:42,318 --> 00:31:44,868 I'm sorry we left you and your brother 611 00:31:45,029 --> 00:31:47,499 in Washington Park last night. 612 00:31:48,533 --> 00:31:50,033 Oh. 613 00:31:50,326 --> 00:31:52,826 The dealer gave us a sample. 614 00:31:54,122 --> 00:31:57,412 I forgot you and Lip were waiting outside. 615 00:31:58,793 --> 00:32:00,713 How many hours was that? 616 00:32:01,879 --> 00:32:04,009 You could've frozen to death. 617 00:32:04,173 --> 00:32:07,883 I promise I'm gonna be a better dad. 618 00:32:09,262 --> 00:32:11,342 It's okay. 619 00:32:12,723 --> 00:32:14,183 You mad at me? 620 00:32:15,476 --> 00:32:17,816 No. 621 00:32:18,688 --> 00:32:20,568 Hey. 622 00:32:25,695 --> 00:32:27,695 Want me to take you to Claire's tomorrow, 623 00:32:27,864 --> 00:32:30,034 get your ears pierced? 624 00:32:31,117 --> 00:32:32,827 Okay. 625 00:32:35,663 --> 00:32:38,583 I'm glad you're here with me, Fiona. 626 00:32:38,749 --> 00:32:41,799 Me too, Daddy. 627 00:32:51,929 --> 00:32:54,939 So then I pummeled their fucking face in good. 628 00:32:55,099 --> 00:32:58,569 That'll teach the queers to try to rape a Milkovich in the prison, huh? 629 00:32:58,603 --> 00:33:01,893 - Huh? - Speaking of queers. 630 00:33:02,064 --> 00:33:03,354 What the hell do you think you're doing? 631 00:33:03,524 --> 00:33:04,774 I thought your father should know 632 00:33:04,942 --> 00:33:06,562 he didn't beat all the queer out of you. 633 00:33:06,736 --> 00:33:08,116 He's really gonna kill you this time. 634 00:33:08,279 --> 00:33:10,079 - ♪ (MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ - (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 635 00:33:10,072 --> 00:33:12,202 Keep your fucking mouth shut. 636 00:33:12,366 --> 00:33:13,996 Can I talk to you for a second? 637 00:33:14,994 --> 00:33:16,784 You know, your life right here, right now 638 00:33:16,954 --> 00:33:18,534 is as good as it's ever gonna get. 639 00:33:18,706 --> 00:33:20,126 You got to go get plowed all day, yeah, 640 00:33:20,291 --> 00:33:21,701 but you come home to a roof over your head 641 00:33:21,876 --> 00:33:24,086 and food in your fucking belly. Five years from now, 642 00:33:24,253 --> 00:33:26,503 you're gonna be a used-up, dried-up old whore, 643 00:33:26,672 --> 00:33:29,882 sucking guys off on the sidewalk for five bucks a pop. 644 00:33:30,051 --> 00:33:31,551 I wouldn't fuck this up if I were you. 645 00:33:34,347 --> 00:33:35,687 Hey. 646 00:33:35,890 --> 00:33:37,350 I just wanted to let you know that I'm leaving. 647 00:33:37,517 --> 00:33:38,857 Okay, I'll see you back at the place. 648 00:33:39,018 --> 00:33:41,898 No, don't. We're done. 649 00:33:42,688 --> 00:33:44,698 What the fuck are you talking about? 650 00:33:44,857 --> 00:33:47,737 I don't have any interest in being a mistress anymore. 651 00:33:47,902 --> 00:33:50,732 Jesus Christ. When did you get so dramatic? 652 00:33:50,905 --> 00:33:53,285 When I realized what a pussy you are. 653 00:33:54,742 --> 00:33:56,492 Say it again, I'm gonna kick your fucking ass. 654 00:33:56,702 --> 00:33:58,282 Come on. Come on, big guy. 655 00:33:58,454 --> 00:34:01,954 You think you're a tough man? You're not. 656 00:34:02,124 --> 00:34:03,834 You're a coward. 657 00:34:06,003 --> 00:34:08,883 Fuck you. You don't understand... 658 00:34:09,006 --> 00:34:11,136 Oh, I do understand. I understand better than anyone 659 00:34:11,300 --> 00:34:14,300 that you're afraid of your father. You're afraid of your wife. 660 00:34:15,805 --> 00:34:18,435 You're afraid to be who you are. 661 00:34:21,978 --> 00:34:24,068 Well, good. Leave. 662 00:34:24,230 --> 00:34:25,850 What the hell do I care, bitch? 663 00:34:30,570 --> 00:34:32,110 Fuck. 664 00:34:38,953 --> 00:34:41,413 Hey! Excuse me! 665 00:34:42,373 --> 00:34:44,413 MICKEY: Can I get everybody's attention, please? 666 00:34:44,709 --> 00:34:46,969 ♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ 667 00:34:46,961 --> 00:34:51,091 I just want everybody here to know I'm fucking gay. 668 00:34:53,551 --> 00:34:55,971 A big ole 'mo. 669 00:34:57,930 --> 00:35:00,260 I just thought everybody should know that. 670 00:35:05,646 --> 00:35:07,646 You happy now? 671 00:35:09,358 --> 00:35:12,368 ♪ (MUSIC RESUMES) ♪ 672 00:35:17,908 --> 00:35:21,828 (SCREAMS) I'll fucking kill you! 673 00:35:21,996 --> 00:35:23,416 You son of a bitch! 674 00:35:28,502 --> 00:35:31,332 Ow! God! Fucker! 675 00:35:32,715 --> 00:35:34,215 You piece of shit! 676 00:35:36,594 --> 00:35:38,474 Been wanting to do this forever. 677 00:35:39,513 --> 00:35:42,513 (GRUNTING, GROANING) 678 00:35:46,687 --> 00:35:48,147 Oh, shit! 679 00:35:48,397 --> 00:35:50,357 (SCREAMS) 680 00:35:53,402 --> 00:35:55,572 Oh, shit! 681 00:35:55,738 --> 00:35:57,788 I better call the cops. 682 00:35:57,948 --> 00:36:00,788 Hand me my phone, would you? 683 00:36:00,993 --> 00:36:03,743 (CRASHING AND THUDDING) 684 00:36:25,351 --> 00:36:28,311 - It's cold out here. - I don't care. 685 00:36:28,479 --> 00:36:30,239 I don't either. 686 00:36:35,986 --> 00:36:37,616 I heard what happened at school today. 687 00:36:37,780 --> 00:36:39,740 What, your stupid girlfriend tell you? 688 00:36:39,907 --> 00:36:41,997 She's not my girlfriend anymore. 689 00:36:42,993 --> 00:36:44,783 I broke up with her after I saw the 690 00:36:44,954 --> 00:36:46,704 pictures she posted to Facebook. 691 00:36:46,872 --> 00:36:48,702 You mean like these ones? 692 00:36:50,668 --> 00:36:52,218 I think you look pretty. 693 00:36:52,378 --> 00:36:55,548 I'm the laughingstock of the seventh and eighth grade, 694 00:36:55,715 --> 00:36:57,385 maybe even the ninth too. 695 00:36:57,550 --> 00:36:59,380 Yeah, there are lots of posts that are "Team Debbie." 696 00:36:59,552 --> 00:37:01,012 You mean like this one? 697 00:37:01,178 --> 00:37:03,978 "Nice titties. Where's my microscope?" 698 00:37:04,473 --> 00:37:06,303 It'll blow over. 699 00:37:08,185 --> 00:37:10,185 I thought he liked me. 700 00:37:10,354 --> 00:37:12,234 He asked me to the dance. 701 00:37:12,314 --> 00:37:15,484 (SCOFFS) Boys are 702 00:37:16,402 --> 00:37:17,652 jackasses. 703 00:37:17,820 --> 00:37:19,570 He gave me a frog heart. 704 00:37:20,698 --> 00:37:22,198 He what? 705 00:37:23,993 --> 00:37:25,663 I suck at love. 706 00:37:25,828 --> 00:37:28,418 Yeah, tell me about it. I dated Seema. 707 00:37:28,581 --> 00:37:30,451 What did you like about her? 708 00:37:31,542 --> 00:37:34,002 She seemed nice. 709 00:37:34,170 --> 00:37:36,000 She wasn't. 710 00:37:36,797 --> 00:37:40,637 Yeah, well, girls are sneaky. 711 00:37:42,052 --> 00:37:44,882 They never really show you their true colors. 712 00:37:45,055 --> 00:37:47,475 I was mean to her too, though. 713 00:37:47,641 --> 00:37:50,141 Yeah, but you're the kid. She's the adult. 714 00:37:50,311 --> 00:37:54,271 - She should've known better. - I'm not a kid. 715 00:38:11,457 --> 00:38:13,127 I'll take you to the dance. 716 00:38:14,585 --> 00:38:15,795 Really? 717 00:38:17,963 --> 00:38:20,093 You won't be embarrassed to be seen with me? 718 00:38:20,299 --> 00:38:22,259 No. No. 719 00:38:23,052 --> 00:38:25,222 No, I'll be proud. 720 00:38:35,189 --> 00:38:38,069 Don't hit no cops, Terry! Don't hit no cops! 721 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:41,400 (CHAOTIC SHOUTING) 722 00:38:42,488 --> 00:38:44,998 Fucking faggot! Get out of my house! 723 00:38:45,157 --> 00:38:46,657 You pole-smoking queer! 724 00:38:46,784 --> 00:38:48,244 Fuck you! Don't worry about it! 725 00:38:48,410 --> 00:38:50,950 I've been staying at Ian's since you've been in the can, bitch! 726 00:38:51,121 --> 00:38:52,701 Guess what we've been doing, Daddy! 727 00:38:52,873 --> 00:38:55,293 We've been fucking! And I take it! 728 00:38:55,459 --> 00:38:58,929 He gives it to me good and hard, and I fucking like it. 729 00:38:59,046 --> 00:39:01,846 - (GRUNTING) Let me go! - Calm down, Terry. 730 00:39:02,007 --> 00:39:05,557 Fuck you! I suck his dick. I fucking love it. 731 00:39:05,678 --> 00:39:07,478 Get him out of here! Fuck you! 732 00:39:07,638 --> 00:39:09,228 I'm gonna cut your balls in little pieces 733 00:39:09,390 --> 00:39:10,720 and shove them up your ass so far, 734 00:39:10,891 --> 00:39:12,641 you grow ball trees, you fuck. 735 00:39:14,353 --> 00:39:16,023 What is your problem, Terry? 736 00:39:16,188 --> 00:39:19,028 You been out for four hours, and you're already into a fight? 737 00:39:19,191 --> 00:39:21,771 You're breaking your probation. 738 00:39:21,944 --> 00:39:24,734 Fuckers! Fuckers! 739 00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:27,700 And as for you, 740 00:39:30,077 --> 00:39:31,667 you're free to go. 741 00:39:31,829 --> 00:39:33,419 What? 742 00:39:33,581 --> 00:39:35,951 If I arrest you, it's gonna be a lot of paperwork. 743 00:39:36,125 --> 00:39:37,875 Keep me in the office all night. 744 00:39:38,043 --> 00:39:40,673 I'd rather get home to my husband, Carlos. 745 00:39:43,507 --> 00:39:45,597 (POLICE SIREN CHIRPS) 746 00:39:47,303 --> 00:39:49,843 Me and Bonnie are finished. We're heading upstairs. 747 00:39:50,014 --> 00:39:52,434 All right. E-mail your sister, yeah? 748 00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:54,810 - Oh, Lip's sister's in prison. - No way. 749 00:39:54,977 --> 00:39:57,477 - Our auntie's in prison, too. - She is? For what? 750 00:39:57,646 --> 00:39:59,526 Murder. She's on death row. 751 00:40:01,442 --> 00:40:04,482 Why... Why is your sister in prison? 752 00:40:04,653 --> 00:40:08,323 Well, the first time was for almost killing Liam here with cocaine, 753 00:40:08,490 --> 00:40:10,530 and... and then the second time 754 00:40:10,701 --> 00:40:12,361 was for breaking probation, 755 00:40:12,536 --> 00:40:14,336 and going out with the guy who gave her cocaine. 756 00:40:14,496 --> 00:40:17,756 My, you have quite a colorful story. 757 00:40:19,209 --> 00:40:21,179 That's a nice way of putting it. 758 00:40:22,004 --> 00:40:23,504 You don't like your dinner? 759 00:40:23,672 --> 00:40:25,342 We had a late lunch. 760 00:40:25,507 --> 00:40:27,677 Okay, if you don't mind, I'm just gonna... 761 00:40:27,843 --> 00:40:28,923 Excuse me. 762 00:40:34,934 --> 00:40:36,894 If you're hungry. 763 00:40:37,061 --> 00:40:38,641 It's not very good. 764 00:40:41,023 --> 00:40:43,353 So all those kids live in a van? 765 00:40:43,525 --> 00:40:45,565 Yeah. Yeah, apparently. 766 00:40:45,736 --> 00:40:47,446 And you're watching them? 767 00:40:47,613 --> 00:40:50,573 Yeah, vans are cold, 768 00:40:50,741 --> 00:40:52,281 you know, crowded. 769 00:40:53,786 --> 00:40:56,246 Most people I see are trying to dump their kids, 770 00:40:56,413 --> 00:40:58,123 not collect more. 771 00:40:58,290 --> 00:41:01,000 You know, neighborhood's got to stick together. 772 00:41:02,127 --> 00:41:04,587 There you go. 773 00:41:04,755 --> 00:41:07,005 And it looks like my next surprise visit here 774 00:41:07,174 --> 00:41:10,264 will be in two Saturdays at 4:00pm. 775 00:41:10,761 --> 00:41:12,011 Have a good night. 776 00:41:12,179 --> 00:41:14,769 Okay. I'll get that. 777 00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:20,890 - Hey, your grades are up. - Oh, yeah, I saw. 778 00:41:21,063 --> 00:41:22,393 "C" in English. 779 00:41:22,564 --> 00:41:24,774 I'm gonna lose my scholarship, and have to drop out of school. 780 00:41:24,942 --> 00:41:26,442 Oh, that's too bad. 781 00:41:26,610 --> 00:41:28,820 Unless you got an, "A" in Macro, and Philosophy 782 00:41:28,988 --> 00:41:30,788 and a, "B" in Thermo. 783 00:41:30,948 --> 00:41:32,578 What? Let me see that. 784 00:41:36,161 --> 00:41:37,451 Holy shit. 785 00:41:37,621 --> 00:41:40,081 That's fantastic. 786 00:41:47,214 --> 00:41:49,004 Smile. 787 00:41:52,970 --> 00:41:54,430 Cool. 788 00:41:55,806 --> 00:41:57,556 Telling your sister about me? 789 00:41:57,725 --> 00:42:02,565 "I'm in your bed with my girlfriend, Bonnie. 790 00:42:02,730 --> 00:42:04,230 Stay in prison. 791 00:42:04,398 --> 00:42:05,898 Love, Carl." 792 00:42:14,241 --> 00:42:19,411 - I don't like sex. - Oh. 793 00:42:23,709 --> 00:42:27,379 But we can still kiss and stuff if you want. 794 00:42:27,546 --> 00:42:29,756 Yeah, I like this. 795 00:42:29,923 --> 00:42:31,253 Me, too. 796 00:42:33,677 --> 00:42:35,387 (SMELLS HER HAIR) 797 00:42:37,056 --> 00:42:39,976 This is not the environment that I want for my daughter. 798 00:42:40,142 --> 00:42:41,762 Jason, what happened? 799 00:42:41,935 --> 00:42:45,145 There is a child who almost ate his own feces out there. 800 00:42:45,314 --> 00:42:47,524 Shit, guess he didn't get enough dinner. 801 00:42:47,691 --> 00:42:49,521 I'd like you to stop seeing Amanda. 802 00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:51,940 It's kind of not your choice. 803 00:42:52,112 --> 00:42:55,692 - How much? - How much what? 804 00:42:55,866 --> 00:42:57,286 Jason, don't. 805 00:42:57,451 --> 00:42:59,031 Why, because you want her to be with him? 806 00:42:59,203 --> 00:43:00,323 She's an adult. 807 00:43:00,496 --> 00:43:01,746 Yeah, she's an adult who I'm supporting. 808 00:43:01,914 --> 00:43:04,544 - How much to stop dating her? - Excuse me? 809 00:43:04,708 --> 00:43:07,508 You know, she's not in love with you. You do know that, right? 810 00:43:07,669 --> 00:43:08,879 We're not really at that stage yet. 811 00:43:09,046 --> 00:43:11,756 She's just trying to drive me crazy by going out with someone like you. 812 00:43:11,924 --> 00:43:13,344 - Someone like me? - Yeah. 813 00:43:13,509 --> 00:43:14,889 I mean, you seem like a perfectly nice kid, 814 00:43:15,052 --> 00:43:17,802 - but Amanda's just rebelling. - Well, don't blame her. 815 00:43:17,971 --> 00:43:21,261 - You're kind of a dick. - I'm not denying that. 816 00:43:22,643 --> 00:43:25,683 How about 5,000 dollars, then? 817 00:43:25,854 --> 00:43:28,604 Looks like that would go pretty far in this place. 818 00:43:28,774 --> 00:43:30,064 - Jason. - Is he serious? 819 00:43:30,234 --> 00:43:32,694 He's gonna pay me not to date your daughter? 820 00:43:32,861 --> 00:43:36,151 How about ten? I have the cash with me. 821 00:43:36,323 --> 00:43:38,703 On you, in this neighborhood? 822 00:43:38,867 --> 00:43:41,247 Have we got a deal? 823 00:43:47,209 --> 00:43:50,219 (FRANK GRUNTING) 824 00:44:02,975 --> 00:44:06,855 Hey, Fiona. You hungry? 825 00:44:07,729 --> 00:44:11,029 I'm gonna go get us something to eat. 826 00:44:11,191 --> 00:44:12,521 Oh, God. 827 00:44:18,282 --> 00:44:20,072 Ah, jeez! 828 00:44:26,957 --> 00:44:31,087 So your father just offered me ten grand to stay away from you. 829 00:44:31,253 --> 00:44:34,173 Amanda, you know we love you. 830 00:44:34,339 --> 00:44:37,599 - Did you take the money? - What do you think? 831 00:44:37,759 --> 00:44:40,769 - That you did. - Really? 832 00:44:40,929 --> 00:44:42,479 Well, did you? 833 00:44:43,557 --> 00:44:44,687 Yeah. 834 00:44:45,976 --> 00:44:48,726 So we're breaking up, then? 835 00:44:48,896 --> 00:44:51,196 Well, a deal's a deal, right? 836 00:44:51,356 --> 00:44:53,946 Okay, Amanda, come. We're leaving. 837 00:44:54,109 --> 00:44:56,369 Look, you taught me to be a man of my word. 838 00:44:56,528 --> 00:44:59,368 And I was just starting to really like you. 839 00:45:56,588 --> 00:45:58,758 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 840 00:46:07,432 --> 00:46:10,432 - Hey. - Hey. 841 00:46:11,478 --> 00:46:14,028 - Ten grand? - I panicked. 842 00:46:14,189 --> 00:46:17,159 I told you he gave my BMX boyfriend in high school 15,000. 843 00:46:17,317 --> 00:46:19,567 I didn't know he was gonna have the cash on him. 844 00:46:19,736 --> 00:46:21,406 You should've held out. 845 00:46:21,571 --> 00:46:24,321 I'd never seen that much money before. 846 00:46:40,007 --> 00:46:42,137 (GROANS) 847 00:46:44,594 --> 00:46:46,134 Gay, huh? 848 00:46:54,104 --> 00:46:56,564 I think I broke half a fucking tooth. 849 00:46:57,566 --> 00:47:00,066 Yeah, my ribs don't feel so good. 850 00:47:03,822 --> 00:47:05,652 So you really came out, huh? 851 00:47:05,824 --> 00:47:07,904 Doesn't mean I'm gonna wear a fucking dress or anything. 852 00:47:08,076 --> 00:47:10,076 Nobody fucking asked you to. 853 00:47:12,622 --> 00:47:14,622 Though you do have really nice legs. 854 00:47:17,252 --> 00:47:19,002 You're a fucking dick. 855 00:47:19,171 --> 00:47:20,831 (BOTH LAUGH) 856 00:47:21,006 --> 00:47:22,796 Yeah, there. 857 00:47:22,966 --> 00:47:24,506 That's what you get. 858 00:47:30,307 --> 00:47:33,317 ♪ (LOW-TEMPO SONG) 859 00:47:39,107 --> 00:47:42,117 ♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪ 860 00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:45,780 - (MACHINES BEEPING) - DOCTOR: All right, I'm calling it. 861 00:47:45,947 --> 00:47:48,157 Mark the time of death, 9:05pm. 862 00:47:53,205 --> 00:47:54,795 No! 863 00:47:59,753 --> 00:48:01,673 Fiona. 864 00:48:07,511 --> 00:48:10,511 - ♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪ - (FAINT CHATTERING) 865 00:49:06,653 --> 00:49:08,653 (English SDH - US)