1 00:00:03,572 --> 00:00:05,272 For those of you who were too fuckin' busy, 2 00:00:05,364 --> 00:00:06,824 here's what happened last week on Shameless. 3 00:00:06,906 --> 00:00:08,276 ♪ rock music ♪ 4 00:00:08,364 --> 00:00:09,864 Fuck it. 5 00:00:09,989 --> 00:00:11,449 ♪♪♪ 6 00:00:11,531 --> 00:00:13,191 Aye, aye, matey. 7 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:14,990 Popcorn shrimp. Fuck. 8 00:00:15,072 --> 00:00:16,532 You ever worked on the line, Carl? 9 00:00:16,614 --> 00:00:18,234 - In the kitchen? - Grab an apron. 10 00:00:18,322 --> 00:00:19,482 ♪♪♪ 11 00:00:19,572 --> 00:00:20,532 Girls' day. 12 00:00:20,614 --> 00:00:21,654 [Debbie] It's a date. 13 00:00:21,739 --> 00:00:23,489 [Kelly screams, laughs] 14 00:00:23,572 --> 00:00:25,072 [Carl] Yo, that's my sister and my girlfriend. 15 00:00:25,155 --> 00:00:26,575 Which one's your sister? 16 00:00:26,656 --> 00:00:28,156 Uh, she's macking on your girl, huh? 17 00:00:28,239 --> 00:00:29,539 I'ma head upstairs right now. 18 00:00:29,614 --> 00:00:31,024 I'd really like if you came with me. 19 00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:33,154 No way. She needs to see how it ends. 20 00:00:33,239 --> 00:00:34,199 ♪♪♪ 21 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:36,200 I know how it ends. 22 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:37,080 - [squeals] - ...unless there's something 23 00:00:37,155 --> 00:00:38,365 you're not telling me. 24 00:00:38,447 --> 00:00:39,537 Agh! Fine! I didn't get a vasectomy. 25 00:00:39,614 --> 00:00:41,154 I pretended to. 26 00:00:41,239 --> 00:00:42,829 I'll reschedule the vasectomy right now. 27 00:00:42,906 --> 00:00:44,576 [Ingrid] Your father is gonna be the new 28 00:00:44,656 --> 00:00:47,536 Hobo Loco beverage spokesperson. 29 00:00:47,614 --> 00:00:50,324 Soon I'll be able to support those I love. 30 00:00:50,406 --> 00:00:51,906 Little Frank-ettes. 31 00:00:52,030 --> 00:00:53,790 Frank'll be committed to my six babies, right? 32 00:00:53,864 --> 00:00:54,784 Not a chance. 33 00:00:54,864 --> 00:00:56,234 Frank, something's wrong. 34 00:00:56,322 --> 00:00:57,532 - I'm in pain. - What do you mean? 35 00:00:57,614 --> 00:00:59,154 I am miscarrying. 36 00:00:59,239 --> 00:01:02,199 Will you come with me, or will you stay? 37 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:04,030 [Frank] I will be back. I love you. 38 00:01:04,114 --> 00:01:05,534 [Ingrid] I didn't miscarry. 39 00:01:05,614 --> 00:01:07,904 I was testing you to see if you gave a shit. 40 00:01:07,989 --> 00:01:09,579 Good-bye, Frank. 41 00:01:09,656 --> 00:01:11,276 [Frank] Make it out to cash. 42 00:01:11,364 --> 00:01:13,114 [Margo] You smell like booze. 43 00:01:13,197 --> 00:01:15,117 - You're fired. - What? 44 00:01:15,197 --> 00:01:16,407 Do you want to stay with me here? 45 00:01:16,489 --> 00:01:18,029 Yeah, that'd be good. 46 00:01:18,114 --> 00:01:20,904 I'm with DCFS, here to do a home safety check 47 00:01:20,989 --> 00:01:22,949 for a case opened up by Phillip Gallagher. 48 00:01:23,030 --> 00:01:24,790 Any idea how much you fucked this up for me? 49 00:01:24,864 --> 00:01:26,904 The old Fiona would've handled this, would've spun shit, 50 00:01:26,989 --> 00:01:28,949 - would've covered for me. - What was I supposed to do? 51 00:01:29,030 --> 00:01:31,200 I expected you to not be drunk in the middle of the day. 52 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:32,330 [Lip] DCFS showed up unannounced. 53 00:01:32,406 --> 00:01:34,276 Fiona answered the door fucking drunk. 54 00:01:34,364 --> 00:01:35,654 Okay, I'm pregnant. 55 00:01:35,739 --> 00:01:36,619 What are we gonna do? 56 00:01:36,698 --> 00:01:38,158 I don't know. 57 00:01:38,239 --> 00:01:40,239 ♪♪♪ 58 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:50,160 ♪ rock music ♪ 59 00:01:50,239 --> 00:01:54,159 ♪♪♪ 60 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:57,369 ♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪ 61 00:01:57,447 --> 00:02:00,617 ♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪ 62 00:02:00,698 --> 00:02:03,738 ♪ You were beaming once before ♪ 63 00:02:03,823 --> 00:02:08,023 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 64 00:02:08,114 --> 00:02:11,444 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 65 00:02:11,531 --> 00:02:14,981 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 66 00:02:15,072 --> 00:02:16,822 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 67 00:02:16,906 --> 00:02:21,696 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 68 00:02:21,781 --> 00:02:26,651 ♪♪♪ 69 00:02:28,364 --> 00:02:31,824 ♪ Round up the friends you got ♪ 70 00:02:31,906 --> 00:02:34,986 ♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪ 71 00:02:35,072 --> 00:02:38,272 ♪ You were willing once before ♪ 72 00:02:38,364 --> 00:02:42,574 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 73 00:02:42,656 --> 00:02:45,986 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 74 00:02:46,072 --> 00:02:49,322 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 75 00:02:49,406 --> 00:02:51,156 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 76 00:02:51,239 --> 00:02:55,369 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 77 00:02:56,239 --> 00:02:59,199 ♪ laid-back rock music ♪ 78 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:04,410 ♪♪♪ 79 00:03:09,406 --> 00:03:11,486 I don't have enough room for all my stuff. 80 00:03:11,572 --> 00:03:13,572 Uh, okay. 81 00:03:14,614 --> 00:03:16,234 Uh... 82 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:19,654 Here you go. Use this. 83 00:03:19,739 --> 00:03:22,539 ♪♪♪ 84 00:03:22,614 --> 00:03:24,234 Um... 85 00:03:25,698 --> 00:03:27,948 Jacket. 86 00:03:28,030 --> 00:03:30,200 It's a million degrees outside. 87 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:31,700 Yeah, just in case. 88 00:03:31,781 --> 00:03:33,611 ♪♪♪ 89 00:03:33,698 --> 00:03:35,118 Oh, you want some magazines? 90 00:03:35,197 --> 00:03:37,537 - No, thanks. - No? 91 00:03:37,614 --> 00:03:39,154 Uh... 92 00:03:39,239 --> 00:03:41,079 your pillow, can't forget that. 93 00:03:41,155 --> 00:03:42,785 That's your pillow. 94 00:03:42,864 --> 00:03:45,404 Yeah, but you love it. 95 00:03:45,489 --> 00:03:48,369 Go on, take it. 96 00:03:48,447 --> 00:03:50,657 Okay, are you hungry? 97 00:03:50,739 --> 00:03:51,949 Want me to make you something to eat or... 98 00:03:52,030 --> 00:03:53,450 We just had breakfast. 99 00:03:53,531 --> 00:03:56,321 Yeah, but, uh, for the road. 100 00:03:56,406 --> 00:03:57,946 You want a sandwich or something? 101 00:03:58,030 --> 00:03:59,080 No, thanks. 102 00:03:59,155 --> 00:04:00,945 No? 103 00:04:01,030 --> 00:04:02,950 All right. [sniffles] 104 00:04:03,030 --> 00:04:05,580 Um... 105 00:04:05,656 --> 00:04:08,616 listen, I'll, um-- I'll come visit you, 106 00:04:08,698 --> 00:04:10,538 okay, you know, as soon as you get settled. 107 00:04:10,614 --> 00:04:11,734 Okay. 108 00:04:11,823 --> 00:04:12,943 I'm really sorry you have to leave. 109 00:04:13,030 --> 00:04:14,660 You know, but I think 110 00:04:14,739 --> 00:04:16,659 it's the best thing for you right now. 111 00:04:16,739 --> 00:04:17,699 Yeah. 112 00:04:17,781 --> 00:04:19,361 It's gonna be fine. 113 00:04:19,447 --> 00:04:21,117 [knock at door] 114 00:04:23,823 --> 00:04:24,903 All right. 115 00:04:27,406 --> 00:04:29,986 - Hey. - Hey. 116 00:04:30,072 --> 00:04:32,272 [Lip clears throat] 117 00:04:32,364 --> 00:04:33,574 [Peter] Well, how is everybody today? 118 00:04:33,656 --> 00:04:34,536 Good. 119 00:04:34,614 --> 00:04:36,154 [Peter] Xan, you okay? 120 00:04:36,239 --> 00:04:37,829 Yeah. 121 00:04:37,906 --> 00:04:41,326 Good, good. You, uh, ready to go? 122 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:42,946 I think so. 123 00:04:43,030 --> 00:04:45,160 Okay, hey, um, you, uh... you got your phone? 124 00:04:45,239 --> 00:04:46,579 Yeah. 125 00:04:46,656 --> 00:04:48,486 - [Lip] And it's charged? - [Xan] Yeah. 126 00:04:48,572 --> 00:04:50,482 Okay. 127 00:04:52,656 --> 00:04:54,236 All right. 128 00:04:57,239 --> 00:04:58,539 Hey, you, um... you call me 129 00:04:58,614 --> 00:05:00,404 when you get there, all right, 130 00:05:00,489 --> 00:05:02,369 just let me know you're safe? 131 00:05:03,864 --> 00:05:05,154 All right. 132 00:05:05,906 --> 00:05:08,366 And here, um, 133 00:05:08,447 --> 00:05:10,237 I got this for you for, uh... 134 00:05:10,322 --> 00:05:13,732 for-for snacks and stuff, you know, whatever you need. 135 00:05:13,823 --> 00:05:15,193 Oh. 136 00:05:16,239 --> 00:05:17,789 I made this for you. 137 00:05:17,864 --> 00:05:19,864 Oh, yeah? 138 00:05:19,948 --> 00:05:21,738 Uh, where'd you learn how to make these? 139 00:05:21,823 --> 00:05:23,823 Kelly taught me. 140 00:05:23,906 --> 00:05:25,156 You know I can't wear this, right? 141 00:05:25,239 --> 00:05:27,579 I'll get the shit beat out of me. 142 00:05:27,656 --> 00:05:29,826 I'm the pink and you're the purple. 143 00:05:30,906 --> 00:05:32,906 You know there's an old man sleeping out front here? 144 00:05:32,989 --> 00:05:34,539 Yeah. 145 00:05:35,823 --> 00:05:36,733 Okay. 146 00:05:36,823 --> 00:05:38,733 Are we ready? 147 00:05:38,823 --> 00:05:40,483 Yeah. 148 00:05:40,572 --> 00:05:42,572 Okay, I'll talk to you soon. 149 00:05:42,656 --> 00:05:44,276 Don't be mad. 150 00:05:44,364 --> 00:05:45,824 It's no one's fault. 151 00:05:46,406 --> 00:05:47,576 [door slams] 152 00:05:53,989 --> 00:05:56,909 ♪ percussive rock music ♪ 153 00:05:56,989 --> 00:06:01,869 ♪♪♪ 154 00:06:36,406 --> 00:06:38,736 - What's that? - It's Fiona's shit. 155 00:06:38,823 --> 00:06:41,153 Why is Fiona's shit in trash bags? 156 00:06:41,239 --> 00:06:42,909 'Cause I told her to leave and she's still here. 157 00:06:42,989 --> 00:06:44,029 Thought I'd give her a hand. 158 00:06:44,114 --> 00:06:46,484 'Cause of Xan? 159 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:49,982 Yeah, 'cause of Xan and Jason 160 00:06:50,072 --> 00:06:51,442 and all the other fucking things. 161 00:06:51,531 --> 00:06:52,861 Okay. 162 00:06:52,948 --> 00:06:54,368 Look, I'll see you later, all right? 163 00:06:54,447 --> 00:06:56,447 I gotta catch Tami before work. 164 00:06:56,531 --> 00:06:57,901 [Debbie] You guys get into a fight or something? 165 00:06:57,989 --> 00:07:00,869 No, she, uh... she's pregnant. 166 00:07:00,948 --> 00:07:02,698 Holy shit. 167 00:07:02,781 --> 00:07:04,111 She gonna keep it? 168 00:07:04,197 --> 00:07:05,537 Uh, I have no idea. 169 00:07:05,614 --> 00:07:06,864 That'd be so cool. 170 00:07:06,989 --> 00:07:08,029 Franny could have a little cousin. 171 00:07:08,114 --> 00:07:09,234 Yeah, look, I don't know. 172 00:07:09,322 --> 00:07:10,482 I just found out yesterday, Debs, 173 00:07:10,572 --> 00:07:11,612 so I don't know what the fuck we're gonna do. 174 00:07:11,698 --> 00:07:13,278 You guys could all live here. 175 00:07:13,364 --> 00:07:14,274 Tami and I can take turns babysitting. 176 00:07:14,364 --> 00:07:15,734 Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. 177 00:07:15,823 --> 00:07:17,943 I'm sorry I mentioned it. 178 00:07:18,030 --> 00:07:19,080 [door clicks open] 179 00:07:19,155 --> 00:07:20,865 You want a cousin, right? 180 00:07:20,948 --> 00:07:22,698 - Uncle Lip's baby. - [door slams] 181 00:07:22,781 --> 00:07:25,861 [rock music playing over speakers] 182 00:07:25,948 --> 00:07:27,908 Good morning, former coworker. 183 00:07:27,989 --> 00:07:29,449 Here we go. 184 00:07:29,531 --> 00:07:31,321 No need to panic, Eliza. 185 00:07:31,406 --> 00:07:34,196 I'm just here for my final paycheck. 186 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:36,450 Okay, sure. 187 00:07:36,531 --> 00:07:37,571 I'll be right back. 188 00:07:37,656 --> 00:07:38,906 Thanks. 189 00:07:40,447 --> 00:07:42,697 Hey, you got my tip-out? 190 00:07:42,781 --> 00:07:43,861 What? 191 00:07:43,948 --> 00:07:45,118 My tip-out. 192 00:07:45,197 --> 00:07:46,407 My share of the ti-- 193 00:07:46,489 --> 00:07:47,329 You know what a tip-out is, Karina. 194 00:07:47,406 --> 00:07:49,026 Where are my tips? 195 00:07:49,114 --> 00:07:52,364 Um, well, we didn't think that you were... 196 00:07:52,447 --> 00:07:54,947 You guys just stole my fucking tips? 197 00:07:55,030 --> 00:07:57,450 Wow, that is cold. 198 00:07:57,531 --> 00:07:59,531 That's okay, I'll just take this. 199 00:07:59,614 --> 00:08:01,404 Thank you. 200 00:08:01,489 --> 00:08:04,279 Oh, hey, what's up, Judas? 201 00:08:06,656 --> 00:08:08,696 Hey, winner. 202 00:08:11,864 --> 00:08:14,984 I'd refill your coffee, but I don't work here anymore, 203 00:08:15,072 --> 00:08:16,692 so... 204 00:08:17,906 --> 00:08:19,536 Here you go. 205 00:08:22,072 --> 00:08:23,902 - Oh... - Jesus. 206 00:08:23,989 --> 00:08:26,029 ...you know those eggs aren't really cage-free, right? 207 00:08:26,114 --> 00:08:28,654 The menu's full of lies. Enjoy. 208 00:08:28,739 --> 00:08:30,119 Have you been drinking? 209 00:08:30,197 --> 00:08:31,367 Have you? 210 00:08:31,447 --> 00:08:33,537 [scoffs] You're drunk. 211 00:08:33,614 --> 00:08:36,364 [chuckles] Fuck you, Eliza. 212 00:08:36,447 --> 00:08:37,657 You got your last paycheck. 213 00:08:37,739 --> 00:08:39,539 Please leave, or I'll have to call the cops. 214 00:08:39,614 --> 00:08:42,194 Oh, the cops. 215 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:43,950 Let's call them. 216 00:08:44,030 --> 00:08:47,660 They can find out where my stolen tips went. 217 00:08:53,030 --> 00:08:54,870 [exhales deeply] 218 00:09:05,072 --> 00:09:06,732 [sighs] 219 00:09:08,572 --> 00:09:09,572 [Lori] Where's my Buccaneer Biscuits at? 220 00:09:09,656 --> 00:09:10,946 KJ. 221 00:09:11,030 --> 00:09:12,740 Going as fast as I can, Lori. 222 00:09:13,948 --> 00:09:16,698 Buccaneer Biscuits selling like crazy. 223 00:09:16,781 --> 00:09:18,861 Adding fried clams to the bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit 224 00:09:18,948 --> 00:09:19,988 was a great idea. 225 00:09:20,072 --> 00:09:21,612 Yeah? Thanks. 226 00:09:21,698 --> 00:09:23,158 Just a fry guy with big ideas 227 00:09:23,239 --> 00:09:25,539 who wants to serve his country. 228 00:09:25,614 --> 00:09:27,984 You ever read The Tipping Point, Malcolm Gladwell? 229 00:09:28,072 --> 00:09:29,572 Uh, no. 230 00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:32,236 Buccaneer Biscuits, tipping point. 231 00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:34,322 Trust me, you're gonna go places. 232 00:09:34,406 --> 00:09:36,196 I sell weed out the back. 233 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:37,830 I know you do, KJ, 234 00:09:37,906 --> 00:09:40,116 and I appreciate your desire for a better life. 235 00:09:40,197 --> 00:09:42,827 But Carl here, he's helping us sell shit 236 00:09:42,906 --> 00:09:44,866 inside the store, okay? 237 00:09:44,948 --> 00:09:48,328 You know, they used to call this place Mr. Bob's. 238 00:09:48,406 --> 00:09:49,906 They started calling it Captain Bob's 239 00:09:49,989 --> 00:09:51,409 when they added seafood to the menu. 240 00:09:51,489 --> 00:09:52,949 Now it's all seafood. 241 00:09:53,030 --> 00:09:56,120 That man's a goddamn visionary. 242 00:09:56,197 --> 00:09:57,327 Can I take my break now? 243 00:09:57,406 --> 00:09:58,736 Sure, you can, rock star. 244 00:09:58,823 --> 00:10:00,403 - Be back in ten, okay? - Yeah. 245 00:10:00,489 --> 00:10:02,329 Mmm, mmm. 246 00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:07,906 [line beeps] 247 00:10:07,989 --> 00:10:09,699 Hey, Kelly, it's me. 248 00:10:09,781 --> 00:10:11,691 I'm at work right now. 249 00:10:11,781 --> 00:10:13,231 You know those Buccaneer Biscuits? 250 00:10:13,322 --> 00:10:14,822 They're a huge hit. 251 00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:16,656 Yeah, it was my idea. Did you know that? 252 00:10:16,739 --> 00:10:18,699 So I'm pretty hyped about that. 253 00:10:18,781 --> 00:10:20,901 You know, I should probably be getting back to it, though, 254 00:10:20,989 --> 00:10:22,989 so just want to make sure softball's going well. 255 00:10:23,072 --> 00:10:25,322 Uh, give me a call later, all right? 256 00:10:25,406 --> 00:10:26,826 Bye. Miss and love you. 257 00:10:26,906 --> 00:10:28,736 Bye. 258 00:10:31,989 --> 00:10:34,909 [TV playing indistinctly] 259 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:40,790 Ugh, feels like someone kicked me in the balls. 260 00:10:40,864 --> 00:10:42,364 [Tommy] Well, the heat doesn't help. 261 00:10:42,447 --> 00:10:43,537 You gotta get some AC in here, man. 262 00:10:43,614 --> 00:10:45,444 We have an AC. 263 00:10:46,572 --> 00:10:48,232 Thing's on its last legs, 264 00:10:48,322 --> 00:10:50,112 givin' it all she's got. 265 00:10:50,197 --> 00:10:51,367 [air conditioner hissing] 266 00:10:51,447 --> 00:10:52,987 Oh. 267 00:10:53,072 --> 00:10:56,322 V, is there a kid kicking me in the nuts right now? 268 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:57,786 'Cause it feels like there's a child 269 00:10:57,864 --> 00:10:59,614 repeatedly kicking me in the balls. 270 00:10:59,698 --> 00:11:01,538 No, baby, just leave ice on it. 271 00:11:01,614 --> 00:11:03,274 [Tommy] Be better in no time, Kev. Hang in there, man. 272 00:11:03,364 --> 00:11:04,904 [Kermit] Yeah, hang in there, buddy. 273 00:11:04,989 --> 00:11:05,909 What's up? 274 00:11:05,989 --> 00:11:08,369 [Veronica] Hey. 275 00:11:08,447 --> 00:11:09,697 What's going on with him? 276 00:11:09,781 --> 00:11:11,231 He had a vasectomy, little swelling. 277 00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:12,652 [Kev] Little swelling? 278 00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:14,619 My ball's the size of a grapefruit, V. 279 00:11:14,698 --> 00:11:16,278 Why didn't V just tie her tubes? 280 00:11:16,364 --> 00:11:17,864 Old-school, piece of cake. 281 00:11:17,989 --> 00:11:19,029 [Veronica] Okay, I'm right here. 282 00:11:19,114 --> 00:11:20,364 I'll take this one. 283 00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:21,407 Do you even know what you're saying? 284 00:11:21,489 --> 00:11:23,949 A vasectomy is like this, 285 00:11:24,030 --> 00:11:26,410 really, on one ball, 286 00:11:26,489 --> 00:11:27,829 and it's already on the outside of your body. 287 00:11:27,906 --> 00:11:29,536 My shit is on the inside. 288 00:11:29,614 --> 00:11:32,274 They have to cut into my stomach twice, 289 00:11:32,364 --> 00:11:34,944 pull my tubes out of my body, 290 00:11:35,030 --> 00:11:37,280 rope 'em off, and then put 'em back inside me. 291 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:38,534 I should slap your face. 292 00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:39,574 Sorry, V. 293 00:11:39,656 --> 00:11:40,906 You gon' live, baby. 294 00:11:41,906 --> 00:11:43,366 [Veronica] What is that? 295 00:11:43,447 --> 00:11:45,987 Final paycheck. Can you cash it? 296 00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:48,572 Come on, it's only, like, 115 bucks. 297 00:11:48,656 --> 00:11:49,906 [cash register dings] 298 00:11:52,614 --> 00:11:53,864 Oh, no, keep it. 299 00:11:53,948 --> 00:11:56,118 [chuckles] I am ready to drink. 300 00:11:56,197 --> 00:11:57,237 What you havin'? 301 00:11:57,322 --> 00:11:58,322 Vodka. 302 00:11:58,406 --> 00:11:59,906 - Straight? - Yeah. 303 00:12:04,030 --> 00:12:07,240 Whoop, I made a vodka and cranberry. 304 00:12:07,322 --> 00:12:09,402 My bad. 305 00:12:09,489 --> 00:12:10,869 I'll make you some breakfast. 306 00:12:12,072 --> 00:12:13,152 [power whirs down] 307 00:12:13,239 --> 00:12:15,579 [Tommy] What the fuck? 308 00:12:17,614 --> 00:12:19,984 [groans] 309 00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:21,732 Oh. 310 00:12:24,406 --> 00:12:27,276 Everyone, remain calm. 311 00:12:27,364 --> 00:12:29,734 - Why would we not remain-- - Tsk, tsk. 312 00:12:29,823 --> 00:12:32,113 People do crazy shit when the power goes out. 313 00:12:34,698 --> 00:12:37,278 [man] Hey, you guys got power? 314 00:12:37,364 --> 00:12:39,444 [man] No, you? 315 00:12:39,531 --> 00:12:41,821 [man] Mrs. Williams, do you have power? 316 00:12:41,906 --> 00:12:44,276 [Mrs. Williams] No. 317 00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:47,274 ♪ rock music ♪ 318 00:12:47,364 --> 00:12:51,824 ♪♪♪ 319 00:12:51,906 --> 00:12:53,406 Blackout. 320 00:12:53,489 --> 00:12:57,909 ♪♪♪ 321 00:12:57,989 --> 00:13:01,079 ♪ My mother don't want a man ♪ 322 00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:04,155 ♪ 'Cause she loves and trusts in Jesus Christ ♪ 323 00:13:04,239 --> 00:13:06,909 ♪ She don't want to see me with my friend ♪ 324 00:13:06,989 --> 00:13:09,369 ♪ 'Cause I'm in love in a chain gang ♪ 325 00:13:09,447 --> 00:13:12,447 ♪ Yes, I'm a man ♪ 326 00:13:12,531 --> 00:13:14,271 ♪ You're my baby, you're my blood ♪ 327 00:13:14,364 --> 00:13:15,904 Professor. 328 00:13:15,989 --> 00:13:18,079 ♪ You're the sun when I'm alone ♪ 329 00:13:18,155 --> 00:13:19,485 - Been waitin'. - ♪ You're my baby ♪ 330 00:13:19,572 --> 00:13:21,072 ♪ You're my blood ♪ 331 00:13:21,155 --> 00:13:23,695 ♪ You're the sun when I'm alone ♪ 332 00:13:23,781 --> 00:13:25,481 I have a generator. 333 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:28,112 Of course you do. Wow. 334 00:13:28,989 --> 00:13:32,869 No one in this neighborhood ever plans ahead. 335 00:13:32,948 --> 00:13:35,278 The future is scary, Professor. 336 00:13:35,364 --> 00:13:36,864 It's easier not to think about. 337 00:13:36,948 --> 00:13:38,408 Unless there's money to be made. 338 00:13:38,489 --> 00:13:39,949 [chuckles] 339 00:13:40,030 --> 00:13:43,540 So, um, how much? 340 00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:46,654 Cost plus 20 percent. 341 00:13:46,739 --> 00:13:49,449 Cost plus ten? 342 00:13:49,531 --> 00:13:52,021 Okay, okay, 15. 343 00:13:53,989 --> 00:13:55,909 Any word how long this is gonna last? 344 00:13:55,989 --> 00:13:57,949 Too soon to say, 345 00:13:58,030 --> 00:14:00,990 but I'll see you in an hour if we still got a blackout. 346 00:14:01,072 --> 00:14:02,652 All right. 347 00:14:03,656 --> 00:14:05,946 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit! 348 00:14:06,030 --> 00:14:08,790 [Fiona] V, calm down. It's just a blackout. 349 00:14:08,864 --> 00:14:10,864 The power will come back on eventually. 350 00:14:10,948 --> 00:14:12,738 - It's not a big deal. - When? 351 00:14:12,823 --> 00:14:14,533 I'm sure they're already working on it. 352 00:14:14,614 --> 00:14:15,904 The whole city's out. 353 00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:17,329 They don't know how long it's gonna be. 354 00:14:17,406 --> 00:14:19,736 [sighs] 355 00:14:19,823 --> 00:14:21,533 [Kev] Babe, what is going on? 356 00:14:23,239 --> 00:14:24,239 What? 357 00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:25,862 The steaks. 358 00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:27,368 Steaks, what steaks? 359 00:14:27,447 --> 00:14:29,077 [scoffs] 360 00:14:31,614 --> 00:14:33,784 I bought 16 cases of rib eye 361 00:14:33,864 --> 00:14:36,404 and a case of crab-stuffed sole. 362 00:14:36,489 --> 00:14:37,539 What, in here? 363 00:14:37,614 --> 00:14:39,864 Well, don't open it! 364 00:14:39,948 --> 00:14:41,328 Why do we have a freezer full of meat? 365 00:14:41,406 --> 00:14:43,536 I got it from a guy who said his truck broke down. 366 00:14:43,614 --> 00:14:44,864 Gave me a good deal. 367 00:14:44,948 --> 00:14:45,828 You did what? 368 00:14:45,906 --> 00:14:47,196 Now it's all gonna go bad 369 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:49,240 unless the power comes back on soon. 370 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:52,362 How much did you pay for this? 371 00:14:52,447 --> 00:14:53,447 Five hundred. 372 00:14:53,531 --> 00:14:55,441 What, $500? 373 00:14:55,531 --> 00:14:57,781 I was gonna do a surf and turf special, 374 00:14:57,864 --> 00:15:00,824 28 bucks, call it Funk Sole Brother. 375 00:15:00,906 --> 00:15:02,196 I don't get it. 376 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:04,990 Sole, S-O-L-E, Funk Sole Brother. 377 00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:06,822 Oh, yeah. 378 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,076 [Veronica] We would've made over 3,500 bucks. 379 00:15:08,155 --> 00:15:09,485 [Kev] No, it's a great idea, 380 00:15:09,572 --> 00:15:10,942 if we had electricity! 381 00:15:11,030 --> 00:15:13,080 Why do you think I've been freaking out? 382 00:15:13,155 --> 00:15:14,735 This is the worst thing that has ever happened. 383 00:15:14,823 --> 00:15:16,443 Anne Frank might beg to differ. 384 00:15:16,531 --> 00:15:18,981 Just a minute ago, you were telling me to calm down, 385 00:15:19,072 --> 00:15:20,862 this is just a blackout. 386 00:15:20,948 --> 00:15:23,908 That's before I knew we had a freezer full of meat. 387 00:15:23,989 --> 00:15:25,409 Fuck the meat. I need ice for my balls. 388 00:15:25,489 --> 00:15:26,789 I could die. 389 00:15:26,864 --> 00:15:28,234 [Veronica] We need to sell the meat. 390 00:15:28,322 --> 00:15:30,112 - We need ice for my balls! - And cocktails. 391 00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:31,617 [Kev] The beer's gonna be warm. 392 00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,028 Nothin' new there. 393 00:15:33,114 --> 00:15:34,364 [Kev stammering] I'm panicking. 394 00:15:34,447 --> 00:15:35,327 I'm having a panic attack. 395 00:15:35,406 --> 00:15:36,786 I'm hyperventilating. 396 00:15:36,864 --> 00:15:38,404 [Veronica] What are we gonna do? 397 00:15:38,489 --> 00:15:40,829 Can I get another vodka cran while there's still ice? 398 00:15:40,906 --> 00:15:42,406 [Kev breathing heavily] 399 00:15:42,489 --> 00:15:44,079 I need a paper bag. 400 00:15:44,155 --> 00:15:45,575 I need a paper bag! 401 00:15:45,656 --> 00:15:46,786 I-I gotta close up. 402 00:15:46,864 --> 00:15:47,734 I can't open the register. 403 00:15:47,823 --> 00:15:49,653 I can't microwave shit. 404 00:15:49,739 --> 00:15:51,949 - So can we leave? - Leave? 405 00:15:52,030 --> 00:15:54,120 This is the perfect time for a kitchen deep clean. 406 00:15:54,197 --> 00:15:55,827 Start breaking down the grill and the fryers. 407 00:15:55,906 --> 00:15:57,696 It's, like, 90 degrees in here, Lori. 408 00:15:57,781 --> 00:16:00,401 Unsafe work environment, unsafe work environment. 409 00:16:00,489 --> 00:16:02,029 KJ, you were in prison. 410 00:16:02,114 --> 00:16:03,234 How was that work environment? 411 00:16:03,322 --> 00:16:04,942 Unsafe. 412 00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:06,240 You can, uh, clean out the freezer. 413 00:16:06,322 --> 00:16:08,022 Oh, sweet. 414 00:16:08,114 --> 00:16:08,944 Uh, what about the stuff in the freezer? 415 00:16:09,030 --> 00:16:10,660 Will it go bad? 416 00:16:10,739 --> 00:16:12,239 We never said the seafood was fresh here. 417 00:16:12,322 --> 00:16:14,782 [Carl] Yeah, besides, the clams, cod, and shrimp-- 418 00:16:14,864 --> 00:16:16,654 all just a delivery system for tartar sauce. 419 00:16:16,739 --> 00:16:17,699 God. 420 00:16:17,781 --> 00:16:20,021 You just get it. God. 421 00:16:20,114 --> 00:16:22,484 So can I leave anyways? 422 00:16:22,572 --> 00:16:24,572 What the hell do you have to do that's so urgent? 423 00:16:24,656 --> 00:16:27,536 Nothing. 424 00:16:27,614 --> 00:16:31,364 Come on, you know you can talk to me about anything. 425 00:16:31,447 --> 00:16:32,537 I want to hang out with Kelly. 426 00:16:32,614 --> 00:16:33,614 Oh, not this shit again. 427 00:16:33,698 --> 00:16:34,698 She's being weird. 428 00:16:34,781 --> 00:16:36,151 Can I give you some advice? 429 00:16:36,239 --> 00:16:38,029 - Not really. - Back the fuck off. 430 00:16:38,114 --> 00:16:39,274 All right, give her some space. 431 00:16:39,364 --> 00:16:41,234 Women hate clingy guys. 432 00:16:41,322 --> 00:16:44,442 But also, it's a blackout. 433 00:16:44,531 --> 00:16:45,821 Blackouts mean sex. 434 00:16:45,906 --> 00:16:47,826 There's nothin' else to do. 435 00:16:47,906 --> 00:16:50,196 This is your chance to win back your lady. 436 00:16:51,864 --> 00:16:54,024 Also, stick your finger in her butt. 437 00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:55,484 Chicks like that. 438 00:16:55,572 --> 00:16:56,732 - Right. - She religious? 439 00:16:56,823 --> 00:16:58,443 Uh, pretty much. 440 00:16:58,531 --> 00:16:59,941 Finger that ass, 441 00:17:00,030 --> 00:17:01,790 but put it in your mouth first. 442 00:17:01,864 --> 00:17:04,074 - Oh, okay. - Okay. 443 00:17:14,447 --> 00:17:17,327 [cell phone buzzing] 444 00:17:18,781 --> 00:17:20,321 Hey. 445 00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:23,196 [Carl] Hey, did you get my message? 446 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:25,450 Uh, no, we're not supposed to be on our phones. 447 00:17:25,531 --> 00:17:27,071 Oh, yeah, no problem. 448 00:17:27,155 --> 00:17:28,485 You know there's a blackout, whole city. 449 00:17:28,572 --> 00:17:30,022 - What? - [coach] Keefe! 450 00:17:30,114 --> 00:17:31,534 - Off the phone now! - Shit, hey, I gotta go. 451 00:17:31,614 --> 00:17:32,484 Okay, bye. 452 00:17:32,572 --> 00:17:34,442 Uh, later. 453 00:17:41,656 --> 00:17:44,076 Hey. 454 00:17:44,155 --> 00:17:46,535 - Hi. - Hey, can we talk? 455 00:17:46,614 --> 00:17:47,734 I'm kind of in the middle of something right now. 456 00:17:47,823 --> 00:17:50,273 We need to talk. 457 00:17:51,989 --> 00:17:53,789 - I'll be back in one minute. - [woman] Okay. 458 00:17:55,823 --> 00:17:56,983 What the hell, dude? 459 00:17:57,072 --> 00:17:58,942 Are you having the baby or not? 460 00:17:59,823 --> 00:18:01,113 I have no idea. 461 00:18:01,197 --> 00:18:02,737 Well, we need to talk about it. 462 00:18:02,823 --> 00:18:04,233 "We"? Oh, no, there's no fucking "we" in this. 463 00:18:04,322 --> 00:18:06,072 - This is my decision. - All right, fine, 464 00:18:06,155 --> 00:18:08,075 then what do you think you're gonna do? 465 00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:10,735 Okay, first, this doesn't involve you at all, 466 00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:12,153 so you can go back to-- 467 00:18:12,239 --> 00:18:14,159 Yeah, it does involve me, though. 468 00:18:14,239 --> 00:18:14,829 - Okay, fuck off. I'm not-- - All right, wait, wait. 469 00:18:14,906 --> 00:18:16,826 All right? I'm sorry. 470 00:18:16,906 --> 00:18:18,026 I'm sorry, all right? 471 00:18:18,114 --> 00:18:20,074 I just--I want to talk about this. 472 00:18:20,155 --> 00:18:21,075 All right, I mean, we need a plan, right? 473 00:18:21,155 --> 00:18:22,865 Stop saying "we." 474 00:18:22,948 --> 00:18:23,738 Okay, I'm not trying to tell you what to do. 475 00:18:23,823 --> 00:18:24,693 Shh! 476 00:18:24,781 --> 00:18:27,651 I just... 477 00:18:27,739 --> 00:18:30,409 If you decide to have the baby, I-I want to be a part of it. 478 00:18:30,489 --> 00:18:32,409 Okay. 479 00:18:32,489 --> 00:18:34,239 Fine. 480 00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:35,572 Okay. 481 00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,276 I gotta-- 482 00:18:37,364 --> 00:18:39,824 Look, DCFS came this morning 483 00:18:39,906 --> 00:18:42,616 and took Xan. 484 00:18:42,698 --> 00:18:44,198 It's fucking with me a little. 485 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:46,160 Yeah, you think? 486 00:18:48,155 --> 00:18:51,985 Look, I'm sorry about Xan. I am. 487 00:18:52,072 --> 00:18:54,982 But I've only known I was pregnant for two days, 488 00:18:55,072 --> 00:18:58,482 so I don't know what I'm gonna do yet, okay? 489 00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:01,152 - All right. - But I got this. 490 00:19:01,239 --> 00:19:04,449 Also, I gotta get back to work, all right? 491 00:19:08,072 --> 00:19:09,572 Hey, sorry about that. 492 00:19:09,656 --> 00:19:10,276 [lighter flicks] 493 00:19:11,906 --> 00:19:13,276 Morning, Sweathogs. 494 00:19:13,364 --> 00:19:14,784 Blackout, we got a blackout. 495 00:19:14,864 --> 00:19:16,404 No shit, Frank. 496 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:19,029 That's why we're all sitting here in the dark. 497 00:19:19,114 --> 00:19:20,824 Is the beer still cold? 498 00:19:20,906 --> 00:19:22,406 Not really. 499 00:19:22,489 --> 00:19:24,409 [Frank] Sounds great. I'll take one. 500 00:19:24,489 --> 00:19:25,989 What are you doing here? 501 00:19:26,072 --> 00:19:27,152 What are you doing here? 502 00:19:27,239 --> 00:19:29,409 I got fired. 503 00:19:29,489 --> 00:19:31,619 Well, congratulations. 504 00:19:31,698 --> 00:19:33,408 You apply for unemployment yet? 505 00:19:33,489 --> 00:19:34,659 My advice is, do it in person. 506 00:19:34,739 --> 00:19:36,279 If you do it online, 507 00:19:36,364 --> 00:19:37,734 they'll pretend they never got the application. 508 00:19:37,823 --> 00:19:39,483 Got it. 509 00:19:39,572 --> 00:19:43,192 Well, welcome to the ranks of the unemployed. 510 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:44,740 Yeah, I'm fine with it. 511 00:19:44,823 --> 00:19:46,023 I mean, fuck them. 512 00:19:46,114 --> 00:19:47,944 Being broke sucks, though. 513 00:19:48,030 --> 00:19:49,080 Ah, you get used to it. 514 00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:51,235 You just gotta be creative. 515 00:19:52,572 --> 00:19:53,692 Buy me a beer? 516 00:19:53,781 --> 00:19:56,571 [laughs] That's funny. 517 00:19:56,656 --> 00:19:59,026 You know, life is not all sunshine and rainbows 518 00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:01,154 for me either, kiddo. 519 00:20:01,239 --> 00:20:03,449 Ingrid left me. 520 00:20:03,531 --> 00:20:05,271 Took all my children with her. 521 00:20:05,364 --> 00:20:07,024 I'm still here. 522 00:20:07,114 --> 00:20:08,484 My unborn children. 523 00:20:08,572 --> 00:20:10,652 I don't think I'll ever get over it. 524 00:20:10,739 --> 00:20:12,989 V, a shot of Jame-o, please. 525 00:20:15,155 --> 00:20:17,985 Oh, my God, ow. 526 00:20:19,989 --> 00:20:21,449 What's his problem? 527 00:20:22,614 --> 00:20:25,114 Vasectomy. 528 00:20:25,197 --> 00:20:26,787 Smart. 529 00:20:26,864 --> 00:20:28,324 A substation blew up. 530 00:20:28,406 --> 00:20:30,366 Gonna be at least another 18 hours 531 00:20:30,447 --> 00:20:31,737 before the power's back up. 532 00:20:31,823 --> 00:20:33,273 - What? - God damn it. 533 00:20:33,364 --> 00:20:35,654 Oh, we're screwed. 534 00:20:35,739 --> 00:20:37,079 I'll be back. 535 00:20:37,155 --> 00:20:39,655 Where is he going? 536 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,159 If you need a little walking-around money, 537 00:20:41,239 --> 00:20:42,909 you should hang out with me today. 538 00:20:44,155 --> 00:20:45,945 Why would I do that? 539 00:20:46,030 --> 00:20:49,080 Because of a little something I like to call 540 00:20:49,155 --> 00:20:52,365 "monetizing my neighbors' lack of foresight." 541 00:20:52,447 --> 00:20:53,907 You mean rippin' people off. 542 00:20:53,989 --> 00:20:55,579 Completely legit. 543 00:20:55,656 --> 00:20:57,826 No one prepares for blackouts around here, 544 00:20:57,906 --> 00:20:59,326 so they rush to the store 545 00:20:59,406 --> 00:21:01,786 for ice or batteries or what have you. 546 00:21:01,864 --> 00:21:03,364 Too late, everything's sold out. 547 00:21:03,447 --> 00:21:05,117 Panic ensues, and where there's panic, 548 00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:06,987 there's money to be made. 549 00:21:07,072 --> 00:21:08,942 That's where I come in. 550 00:21:09,030 --> 00:21:11,160 Frank's Blackout Supply has everything you need. 551 00:21:11,239 --> 00:21:12,409 So you gouge 'em. 552 00:21:12,489 --> 00:21:14,409 Really? 553 00:21:14,489 --> 00:21:17,739 How's the view from up there, Miss High and Mighty? 554 00:21:17,823 --> 00:21:20,363 Last time I checked, we were in the same freakin' bar 555 00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:22,617 drinking warm beer together. 556 00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:24,118 Fair point. 557 00:21:24,197 --> 00:21:27,407 Do I charge a little more? Yes. 558 00:21:27,489 --> 00:21:29,659 Double. 559 00:21:29,739 --> 00:21:33,869 The peace of mind of a candle or fresh batteries, priceless. 560 00:21:33,948 --> 00:21:34,828 So you in or out? 561 00:21:34,906 --> 00:21:35,906 No, thanks. 562 00:21:35,989 --> 00:21:37,369 Aw, come on. 563 00:21:37,447 --> 00:21:38,787 I could use a pretty face. 564 00:21:38,864 --> 00:21:40,944 It legitimizes the whole thing. 565 00:21:41,030 --> 00:21:43,280 What's in it for me? 566 00:21:43,364 --> 00:21:44,984 After I recoup my cost, 20 percent. 567 00:21:45,072 --> 00:21:46,442 Seventy. 568 00:21:46,531 --> 00:21:49,151 Jesus Ch-- Who's gouging now? Thirty. 569 00:21:49,239 --> 00:21:50,869 Fifty percent, final offer. 570 00:21:50,948 --> 00:21:53,328 No one's gonna buy anything from you, Frank. 571 00:21:53,406 --> 00:21:54,536 You're Frank. 572 00:21:57,864 --> 00:22:00,784 Deal, 50. 573 00:22:00,864 --> 00:22:02,904 Gallagher Blackout Supply. 574 00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:05,159 [laughs] Oh, Jesus. 575 00:22:12,364 --> 00:22:14,864 - Hey. - Hey. 576 00:22:14,948 --> 00:22:16,448 How we supposed to get food? 577 00:22:16,531 --> 00:22:17,981 We're not. Fridge is gonna stay shut 578 00:22:18,072 --> 00:22:19,442 until the power's back on. 579 00:22:19,531 --> 00:22:21,191 I thought you had work. 580 00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:23,080 I did. Got canceled 'cause of the blackout. 581 00:22:23,155 --> 00:22:25,115 Yeah, mine too. 582 00:22:25,197 --> 00:22:26,947 [cell phone whooshes] 583 00:22:27,030 --> 00:22:28,080 [laughs] 584 00:22:28,155 --> 00:22:29,905 Who's that? 585 00:22:29,989 --> 00:22:32,119 Kelly. This girl's insane. 586 00:22:32,197 --> 00:22:33,867 She's not supposed to be on her phone. 587 00:22:33,948 --> 00:22:35,278 Well, she is. 588 00:22:35,364 --> 00:22:36,114 Because you keep texting her. 589 00:22:36,197 --> 00:22:37,197 Stop texting her. 590 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:39,120 Carl, relax, we're friends. 591 00:22:39,197 --> 00:22:40,867 [cell phone whooshes] 592 00:22:40,948 --> 00:22:42,278 [laughing] Oh, my God. 593 00:22:42,364 --> 00:22:43,824 Yo, what the fuck is so funny? 594 00:22:43,906 --> 00:22:45,116 [laughs] You are. 595 00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:46,657 Look at you. 596 00:22:46,739 --> 00:22:47,909 Debs, I'm serious. Stop texting her. 597 00:22:47,989 --> 00:22:49,029 Nobody likes a clinger. 598 00:22:49,114 --> 00:22:50,484 Whatever, I gotta go. 599 00:22:50,572 --> 00:22:51,782 Go where? 600 00:22:51,864 --> 00:22:53,324 Going to Kelly's scrimmage. 601 00:22:53,406 --> 00:22:54,196 Gonna bring her some orange Gatorade. 602 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:55,870 She needs to stay hydrated. 603 00:22:55,948 --> 00:22:57,538 What the fuck, you're going to her practices now? 604 00:22:57,614 --> 00:22:58,784 It's a scrimmage. 605 00:22:58,864 --> 00:23:00,154 Okay, plus, you don't need 606 00:23:00,239 --> 00:23:01,329 to be worrying about her being hydrated. 607 00:23:01,406 --> 00:23:03,826 That's my job, and she likes lemon-lime. 608 00:23:03,906 --> 00:23:05,366 Hmm, she asked for orange. 609 00:23:05,447 --> 00:23:07,117 Orange, what the fuck? 610 00:23:07,197 --> 00:23:08,947 Carl, relax, we're friends. 611 00:23:09,030 --> 00:23:10,660 All right, well, I'm gonna go, too, and bring her 612 00:23:10,739 --> 00:23:12,369 what she really likes, lemon-lime Gatorade. 613 00:23:12,447 --> 00:23:13,697 Don't forget about Franny, by the way. 614 00:23:13,781 --> 00:23:15,321 Damn it! Fuck! 615 00:23:15,406 --> 00:23:17,156 ♪ bluesy rock music ♪ 616 00:23:17,239 --> 00:23:20,409 ♪ Gold hair, gold ring ♪ 617 00:23:20,489 --> 00:23:23,449 ♪ Gold ring, gold hair ♪ 618 00:23:23,531 --> 00:23:25,861 500 bucks' worth of fucking meat. 619 00:23:25,948 --> 00:23:28,328 ♪ Gold hair like the ring on her hand ♪ 620 00:23:28,406 --> 00:23:29,986 ♪ Ring on her hand ♪ 621 00:23:30,072 --> 00:23:31,232 Coats should insulate 'em. 622 00:23:31,322 --> 00:23:35,982 ♪ Oh, heaven, mercy ♪ 623 00:23:36,072 --> 00:23:39,862 ♪ How I wish she ♪ 624 00:23:39,948 --> 00:23:43,158 - ♪ Was mine ♪ - ♪ Was mine ♪ 625 00:23:43,239 --> 00:23:44,949 ♪ Was mine ♪ 626 00:23:45,030 --> 00:23:46,280 Few more coats. 627 00:23:46,364 --> 00:23:51,484 ♪♪♪ 628 00:23:52,531 --> 00:23:53,611 Ooh, uh, what about ice cream? 629 00:23:53,698 --> 00:23:54,868 Should we get ice cream? 630 00:23:54,948 --> 00:23:56,618 Too soon. Give it another hour. 631 00:23:56,698 --> 00:23:58,578 The stores'll panic. 632 00:23:58,656 --> 00:24:00,156 They'll try to unload it before it thaws. 633 00:24:00,239 --> 00:24:01,449 They'll drop the price. 634 00:24:01,531 --> 00:24:03,441 We'll buy for half, sell for double. 635 00:24:03,531 --> 00:24:06,111 Okay, damn, people don't care it's melt-y? 636 00:24:06,197 --> 00:24:09,027 I got a line on dry ice. It'll be nice and cold. 637 00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:10,574 I told ya, kiddo, 638 00:24:10,656 --> 00:24:12,736 just gotta stay creative. 639 00:24:12,823 --> 00:24:15,693 I know where we might be able to get some real ice. 640 00:24:15,781 --> 00:24:17,731 - No shit? - Mm-hmm. 641 00:24:17,823 --> 00:24:20,573 ♪♪♪ 642 00:24:20,656 --> 00:24:22,486 What are you looking for? 643 00:24:22,572 --> 00:24:25,782 A wagon, something to put my supplies in. 644 00:24:25,864 --> 00:24:27,484 A wagon? 645 00:24:27,572 --> 00:24:29,322 No, if we're gonna do this, we're gonna do it right, 646 00:24:29,406 --> 00:24:31,906 not some half-assed wagon situation. 647 00:24:31,989 --> 00:24:33,539 We gotta, like, build a stand. 648 00:24:33,614 --> 00:24:34,734 Like a booth? 649 00:24:34,823 --> 00:24:36,193 Take half a day to set up. 650 00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:38,160 No, it won't. 651 00:24:38,239 --> 00:24:40,159 Hey, here, help me. 652 00:24:40,239 --> 00:24:41,699 What are we doing? 653 00:24:41,781 --> 00:24:43,321 We're being creative. 654 00:24:43,406 --> 00:24:44,616 - [laughs] - Dump. 655 00:24:44,698 --> 00:24:46,738 ♪♪♪ 656 00:24:46,823 --> 00:24:48,693 What the--what did we-- I don't-- 657 00:24:48,781 --> 00:24:50,861 Hey, that's my kid's pool, motherfucker! 658 00:24:50,948 --> 00:24:52,028 - [Frank] Oh, shit. - [Fiona] Come on, come on, 659 00:24:52,114 --> 00:24:54,154 - come on, run, run. - Oh, whoa. 660 00:24:54,239 --> 00:24:56,079 ♪ Cold, cold ground ♪ 661 00:24:56,155 --> 00:24:58,195 ♪ Oh, heaven, mercy ♪ 662 00:24:58,280 --> 00:24:59,660 Hope he doesn't have a gun. 663 00:24:59,739 --> 00:25:01,659 Fuck! 664 00:25:01,739 --> 00:25:05,329 ♪ How I wish she was mine... ♪ 665 00:25:05,406 --> 00:25:06,906 Fuck! 666 00:25:06,989 --> 00:25:09,239 They didn't take your key when they fired you? 667 00:25:09,322 --> 00:25:10,652 No, they did. 668 00:25:10,739 --> 00:25:12,279 I already made a copy. 669 00:25:12,364 --> 00:25:14,444 To a hardware store, "do not duplicate" 670 00:25:14,531 --> 00:25:17,731 means "do not duplicate unless I give you ten bucks." 671 00:25:19,322 --> 00:25:20,862 [chuckles] Still frozen. 672 00:25:20,948 --> 00:25:23,118 Ah, fantastic. 673 00:25:23,197 --> 00:25:24,237 How about this? 674 00:25:24,322 --> 00:25:26,862 It's empty and clean. 675 00:25:26,948 --> 00:25:28,198 - Ready? - Yep. 676 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:29,740 Wheel her over. 677 00:25:29,823 --> 00:25:31,653 ♪♪♪ 678 00:25:31,739 --> 00:25:34,699 ♪ Well, I wish she was mine... ♪ 679 00:25:34,781 --> 00:25:36,691 ♪♪♪ 680 00:25:36,781 --> 00:25:38,651 [grunting softly] 681 00:25:38,739 --> 00:25:40,489 Shit. 682 00:25:40,572 --> 00:25:41,652 Can barely hold the wrench, man. 683 00:25:41,739 --> 00:25:43,119 It's so fucking sweaty. 684 00:25:43,197 --> 00:25:45,787 I know. 685 00:25:45,864 --> 00:25:47,194 Why isn't she calling? 686 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:48,830 I left her, like, five messages. 687 00:25:48,906 --> 00:25:51,696 - Who? - Xan. 688 00:25:51,781 --> 00:25:55,021 Fuck! God damn it, man. 689 00:25:55,114 --> 00:25:56,904 Why are we even open today? 690 00:25:56,989 --> 00:26:00,279 'Cause Mr. Ryland's heading to Sturgis and needs his bike. 691 00:26:01,739 --> 00:26:04,119 What's going on with you, man? 692 00:26:04,197 --> 00:26:06,407 Tami's pregnant. 693 00:26:06,489 --> 00:26:08,029 What? 694 00:26:08,114 --> 00:26:10,194 [sighs] 695 00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:11,740 Yeah. 696 00:26:11,823 --> 00:26:13,863 Is it yours? 697 00:26:13,948 --> 00:26:16,278 She says it is. 698 00:26:16,364 --> 00:26:18,694 Oh, no, you got Tami pregnant? 699 00:26:18,781 --> 00:26:20,071 Yeah, so? 700 00:26:20,155 --> 00:26:21,075 I can't believe you got Tami pregnant. 701 00:26:21,155 --> 00:26:21,905 Why do you keep saying that? 702 00:26:21,989 --> 00:26:23,029 Well-- 703 00:26:23,114 --> 00:26:26,654 Hey, honey, Core. 704 00:26:26,739 --> 00:26:27,619 [whispering] I'm terrified of these women. 705 00:26:27,698 --> 00:26:28,738 What, even your wife? 706 00:26:28,823 --> 00:26:30,273 [whispering] Terrified. 707 00:26:30,364 --> 00:26:31,444 [Cami] Did he tell you? 708 00:26:31,531 --> 00:26:32,821 What? No. I don't know anything. 709 00:26:32,906 --> 00:26:34,076 Did you tell him? 710 00:26:34,155 --> 00:26:35,485 [Lip] No. 711 00:26:35,572 --> 00:26:37,862 Sorry, I got a conference call 712 00:26:37,948 --> 00:26:41,448 with a parts, uh, guy. 713 00:26:41,531 --> 00:26:43,231 [Cami] You upset Tami. 714 00:26:43,322 --> 00:26:44,442 Yeah, Tami's upset. 715 00:26:44,531 --> 00:26:45,691 Now we gotta fuck you up. 716 00:26:45,781 --> 00:26:47,191 Well, she didn't seem that upset. 717 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:48,450 I mean, how could you tell? 718 00:26:48,531 --> 00:26:49,941 She was fucking crying, Lip. 719 00:26:50,030 --> 00:26:51,490 Tami was crying, really? 720 00:26:51,572 --> 00:26:52,692 What the fuck did you say to her? 721 00:26:52,781 --> 00:26:53,731 Nothing, all right? 722 00:26:53,823 --> 00:26:55,023 Uh, we talked about the baby, 723 00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:56,154 I said I want to be a part of it, 724 00:26:56,239 --> 00:26:57,739 and it's her decision. 725 00:26:57,823 --> 00:26:59,363 Goddamn right it's her decision. 726 00:26:59,447 --> 00:27:01,077 If she does decide to keep it, 727 00:27:01,155 --> 00:27:02,735 you better not ghost her. 728 00:27:02,823 --> 00:27:04,653 I won't, all right? That's what I told her. 729 00:27:04,739 --> 00:27:06,789 If you hurt her, we will fuck you up. 730 00:27:06,864 --> 00:27:08,194 Since when do you give a shit about Tami, huh? 731 00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:09,240 I thought you hated her. 732 00:27:09,322 --> 00:27:10,482 We will fuck you up. 733 00:27:10,572 --> 00:27:12,902 Look, I get it, okay? 734 00:27:12,989 --> 00:27:14,659 I'm trying to do the right thing. 735 00:27:14,739 --> 00:27:16,119 If she doesn't want to be around me, 736 00:27:16,197 --> 00:27:18,367 I don't know what I can do for you. 737 00:27:18,447 --> 00:27:19,697 Don't fuck with us. 738 00:27:19,781 --> 00:27:21,271 Okay. 739 00:27:23,197 --> 00:27:24,407 You know, you should get your sister 740 00:27:24,489 --> 00:27:26,619 a mood ring or something, 741 00:27:26,698 --> 00:27:29,328 you know, anything that lets me know how she's feeling. 742 00:27:29,406 --> 00:27:31,696 You know, that would be great, all right? 743 00:27:40,239 --> 00:27:41,239 Is the goon squad gone? 744 00:27:41,322 --> 00:27:42,652 Yeah. 745 00:27:42,739 --> 00:27:44,909 Tell you what. Uh, take the day off. 746 00:27:44,989 --> 00:27:46,159 I got this. 747 00:27:46,239 --> 00:27:47,699 Yeah, why? 748 00:27:48,823 --> 00:27:50,823 You're having a bad day. 749 00:27:50,906 --> 00:27:52,486 Go home. 750 00:27:52,572 --> 00:27:54,902 ♪ upbeat music ♪ 751 00:27:54,989 --> 00:27:56,579 Got everything you need right here, folks! 752 00:27:56,656 --> 00:27:58,116 Step right up. 753 00:27:58,197 --> 00:28:00,407 Who's waiting on cold, soaked rags? 754 00:28:00,489 --> 00:28:01,789 Here you go. Thank you. 755 00:28:01,864 --> 00:28:03,444 How much to charge a phone? 756 00:28:03,531 --> 00:28:05,111 - It's a dollar a minute. - Okay, I'll take five. 757 00:28:05,197 --> 00:28:06,697 [Fiona] Great. 758 00:28:06,781 --> 00:28:08,361 - ♪ I'm bad as ♪ - ♪ Whoo ♪ 759 00:28:08,447 --> 00:28:09,737 ♪ There's no stoppin' me ♪ 760 00:28:09,823 --> 00:28:11,983 ♪ No stoppin' me ♪ 761 00:28:12,072 --> 00:28:13,532 ♪ Get out of my way, I'm like a runaway train... ♪ 762 00:28:13,614 --> 00:28:16,444 [Frank] Two waters, two beers comin' up. 763 00:28:16,531 --> 00:28:18,321 ♪ I got what you want... ♪ 764 00:28:18,406 --> 00:28:20,026 Could I get a battery over here? 765 00:28:20,114 --> 00:28:21,534 Here you go. 766 00:28:21,614 --> 00:28:23,654 Who wanted the bat-- There you go. 767 00:28:23,739 --> 00:28:25,199 ♪ Get ready for the major leagues ♪ 768 00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:26,370 ♪ All right ♪ 769 00:28:26,447 --> 00:28:28,407 ♪ All my life, I said ♪ 770 00:28:28,489 --> 00:28:29,949 ♪ I'm gonna be one of the greats... ♪ 771 00:28:30,030 --> 00:28:31,790 Here you go. Thank you. 772 00:28:31,864 --> 00:28:33,574 Have a good day. 773 00:28:33,656 --> 00:28:35,616 ♪ Ain't nothin' about this fake ♪ 774 00:28:35,698 --> 00:28:37,028 ♪ Oh, it's the real thing ♪ 775 00:28:37,114 --> 00:28:39,654 ♪♪♪ 776 00:28:39,739 --> 00:28:41,449 ♪ Oh, it's the real thing ♪ 777 00:28:41,531 --> 00:28:45,151 ♪♪♪ 778 00:28:45,239 --> 00:28:47,619 ♪ Got the heart of a lion, strong as iron ♪ 779 00:28:47,698 --> 00:28:49,198 ♪ With a fire burnin' in my soul... ♪ 780 00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:51,790 - Beer. Beer? Beer. - [Frank] We got, uh... 781 00:28:51,864 --> 00:28:54,234 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 782 00:28:54,322 --> 00:28:57,402 ♪ Got a million-dollar swag, don't forget that ♪ 783 00:28:57,489 --> 00:28:59,699 ♪ When you see me steppin', ooh ♪ 784 00:28:59,781 --> 00:29:01,781 ♪ Again across the building, bring back the feeling ♪ 785 00:29:01,864 --> 00:29:03,904 ♪ Damn right, I'm unstoppable ♪ 786 00:29:03,989 --> 00:29:05,079 ♪ Hey ♪ 787 00:29:05,155 --> 00:29:07,025 ♪ All my life, I said ♪ 788 00:29:07,114 --> 00:29:09,614 ♪ I'm gonna be one of the greats... ♪ 789 00:29:09,698 --> 00:29:11,238 - Start a business, you know. - Uh-huh. 790 00:29:11,322 --> 00:29:13,192 We don't have to be at each other's throats all the time. 791 00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:14,410 [laughs] 792 00:29:14,489 --> 00:29:16,329 You're a good salesman. 793 00:29:16,406 --> 00:29:17,616 What the fuck? 794 00:29:17,698 --> 00:29:19,408 You just need-- 795 00:29:19,489 --> 00:29:21,449 [Frank chuckles] 796 00:29:23,364 --> 00:29:24,904 These are my clothes. 797 00:29:26,114 --> 00:29:28,944 I'll take that chair if you don't want it. 798 00:29:29,030 --> 00:29:30,740 Fuckin' Lip. 799 00:29:30,823 --> 00:29:32,823 God! 800 00:29:39,864 --> 00:29:41,154 - Hey! - What the fuck? 801 00:29:41,239 --> 00:29:42,489 You put my shit on the fucking curb? 802 00:29:42,572 --> 00:29:43,862 Fuck, man. The f-- 803 00:29:43,948 --> 00:29:45,488 - You can't fucking do that! - Yeah, well, 804 00:29:45,572 --> 00:29:47,612 - I want you fucking out! - This is my house! 805 00:29:47,698 --> 00:29:50,618 I live here! I live here! 806 00:29:50,698 --> 00:29:51,788 This is my fucking house! 807 00:29:51,864 --> 00:29:53,074 Okay, okay, easy, easy, easy. 808 00:29:53,155 --> 00:29:54,485 - I own this house! - Easy. 809 00:29:54,572 --> 00:29:55,902 The title is in my name! 810 00:29:55,989 --> 00:29:57,619 - I'm not letting you live here! - Okay. 811 00:29:57,698 --> 00:29:59,828 All right, not with Liam and not with Franny! 812 00:29:59,906 --> 00:30:01,026 No fucking way! 813 00:30:01,114 --> 00:30:02,574 - Fuck you! - Look at you! 814 00:30:02,656 --> 00:30:04,326 All right, you are fucking pathetic. 815 00:30:04,406 --> 00:30:06,696 You need to take a personal fucking inventory! 816 00:30:06,781 --> 00:30:09,481 Did you say inven-- You? 817 00:30:09,572 --> 00:30:11,532 You AA people are all the same. 818 00:30:11,614 --> 00:30:12,824 You want a goddamn parade because you stand 819 00:30:12,906 --> 00:30:14,786 in front of other alcoholics 820 00:30:14,864 --> 00:30:16,904 and state the galactically obvious. 821 00:30:16,989 --> 00:30:19,079 It's the very definition of narcissism. 822 00:30:19,155 --> 00:30:21,445 Will you please take a drink and shut the fuck up? 823 00:30:21,531 --> 00:30:22,481 Shut the fuck up! 824 00:30:22,572 --> 00:30:23,862 [Frank] All right. 825 00:30:26,155 --> 00:30:28,945 Get to a meeting. 826 00:30:41,155 --> 00:30:42,785 [Frank whistles] 827 00:30:46,531 --> 00:30:48,571 You should spend less time blaming her 828 00:30:48,656 --> 00:30:49,906 and more thanking her. 829 00:30:49,989 --> 00:30:50,699 Yeah, for what? 830 00:30:50,781 --> 00:30:52,271 For what? [scoffs] 831 00:30:52,364 --> 00:30:56,574 It's tough raising six kids by yourself. 832 00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:01,370 I couldn't have done it without her. 833 00:31:01,447 --> 00:31:02,617 [Kelly] All right, team, 834 00:31:02,698 --> 00:31:04,238 let's go! 835 00:31:09,948 --> 00:31:11,738 Let's go, Kelly! 836 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,240 Nice throw, girl! 837 00:31:25,197 --> 00:31:28,027 I brought your favorite, orange! 838 00:31:41,781 --> 00:31:42,531 This should be working. 839 00:31:42,614 --> 00:31:43,944 Stay out of there! 840 00:32:02,823 --> 00:32:05,233 I can see the steak in your pants. 841 00:32:05,322 --> 00:32:07,902 Well, it doesn't matter anyway 'cause it's already thawed. 842 00:32:07,989 --> 00:32:11,369 [Frank] Bartender, two vodka martinis 843 00:32:11,447 --> 00:32:13,787 on the rocks with a twist. 844 00:32:13,864 --> 00:32:14,654 [Veronica] There's no rocks, Frank. 845 00:32:14,739 --> 00:32:16,869 It's over 100 degrees in here. 846 00:32:16,948 --> 00:32:18,158 [Kev] It's the end of days. 847 00:32:18,906 --> 00:32:20,986 We're all gonna die. 848 00:32:22,781 --> 00:32:24,361 [Kev] How the hell are you not sweating? 849 00:32:24,447 --> 00:32:27,827 He wears flannel pajamas in August with the windows open. 850 00:32:27,906 --> 00:32:29,236 And how do you know that? 851 00:32:29,322 --> 00:32:30,822 I'm guessing. 852 00:32:30,906 --> 00:32:33,656 [Kev] I gotta take my pants off. 853 00:32:33,739 --> 00:32:35,579 My balls are gonna explode. 854 00:32:35,656 --> 00:32:36,576 It's a ticking time ball. 855 00:32:36,656 --> 00:32:37,866 [Frank] Hey, 856 00:32:37,948 --> 00:32:39,488 you need ice? We got ice. 857 00:32:39,572 --> 00:32:40,862 - Really? - [Frank] Hundred bucks a bag. 858 00:32:40,948 --> 00:32:42,698 - Great. - [Veronica] Hell no! 859 00:32:42,781 --> 00:32:45,021 [Kev] V, this whole thing was your idea. 860 00:32:45,114 --> 00:32:46,114 Fifty. 861 00:32:46,197 --> 00:32:47,697 - Okay. - No! 862 00:32:47,781 --> 00:32:49,401 [Kev] All right, fine. 863 00:32:49,489 --> 00:32:51,619 When my balls explode and everybody in here 864 00:32:51,698 --> 00:32:52,988 is covered in blood and ball, we'll see who's laughing then. 865 00:32:53,072 --> 00:32:54,112 I won't be. 866 00:32:54,197 --> 00:32:56,447 It's fucking hot, okay? 867 00:32:56,531 --> 00:32:57,781 Who wants a beer? 868 00:32:57,864 --> 00:32:59,824 - Me. - Me, I want one. 869 00:32:59,906 --> 00:33:00,866 [Frank] I'll take one. 870 00:33:00,948 --> 00:33:03,408 $20 apiece. 871 00:33:03,489 --> 00:33:05,159 $50 for a bag of ice. 872 00:33:05,239 --> 00:33:06,699 You're just like my vendors. 873 00:33:06,781 --> 00:33:08,821 Just like everyone in this city, 874 00:33:08,906 --> 00:33:11,656 always trying to take advantage of the South Side. 875 00:33:12,781 --> 00:33:14,111 Hey, I got an idea. 876 00:33:14,197 --> 00:33:15,737 - Uh-oh. - [Kev] No, no, no, 877 00:33:15,823 --> 00:33:17,403 this is a really good one. 878 00:33:17,489 --> 00:33:18,699 Let's have a cookout, 879 00:33:18,781 --> 00:33:20,111 invite the whole neighborhood. 880 00:33:20,197 --> 00:33:21,407 We got all that meat that's gonna spoil. 881 00:33:21,489 --> 00:33:23,159 And the crab-stuffed sole. 882 00:33:23,239 --> 00:33:25,119 Free surf and turf and warm beer. 883 00:33:25,197 --> 00:33:27,237 No, not free, $5 surf and turf. 884 00:33:27,322 --> 00:33:29,022 We gotta at least try to make our money back. 885 00:33:29,114 --> 00:33:30,944 Okay, it's still a pretty good deal. 886 00:33:31,030 --> 00:33:33,280 Y-you guys would pay five bucks for surf and turf, right? 887 00:33:33,364 --> 00:33:34,734 - A rib eye, yeah. - Yeah. 888 00:33:34,823 --> 00:33:36,323 [Kev] Cookout at The Alibi. 889 00:33:36,406 --> 00:33:38,156 If people bring grills and charcoal, 890 00:33:38,239 --> 00:33:40,119 - I'll supply the meat and beer. - [Tommy] Nice. 891 00:33:40,197 --> 00:33:41,537 - [Frank] I like it. - [Veronica] Yes. 892 00:33:41,614 --> 00:33:42,824 [Tommy] Kevin Ball for the win. 893 00:33:42,906 --> 00:33:46,536 ♪ Let's go, Kelly, let's go ♪ 894 00:33:46,614 --> 00:33:49,864 - ♪ Let's go, Kelly, let's go ♪ - Kelly, Kelly, Kelly! 895 00:33:49,948 --> 00:33:52,448 [Debbie] Whoo, you got this, girl! 896 00:33:52,531 --> 00:33:54,321 [Carl] Hey, attagirl, way to stay in front of it! 897 00:33:54,406 --> 00:33:56,536 [Debbie] Kelly, Kelly, Kelly! 898 00:33:56,614 --> 00:33:58,534 That's my girl! Kelly! 899 00:33:58,614 --> 00:34:01,694 ♪ U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi ♪ 900 00:34:01,781 --> 00:34:03,481 ♪ You ugly, hey, hey ♪ 901 00:34:03,572 --> 00:34:05,532 ♪ You ugly, hey, hey ♪ 902 00:34:07,364 --> 00:34:08,864 - [Carl] Yeah! - [Debbie] Nice! 903 00:34:08,948 --> 00:34:10,028 [Carl] Kelly, Kelly, catch that bitch! 904 00:34:10,114 --> 00:34:12,074 That's my girl! That's my bitch! 905 00:34:12,155 --> 00:34:14,365 - Good one. - [woman] All right. 906 00:34:15,614 --> 00:34:17,154 [woman] She's going! She's going! 907 00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:19,159 - [woman] Oh! - [cheers and applause] 908 00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:21,079 - Nice! - [Carl] I love you, Kelly! 909 00:34:21,155 --> 00:34:22,535 [applause] 910 00:34:22,614 --> 00:34:23,734 Nice play. 911 00:34:23,823 --> 00:34:24,483 [Debbie] Beautiful, Kelly! 912 00:34:24,572 --> 00:34:27,272 [women cheering] 913 00:34:27,364 --> 00:34:29,574 I got this for you! 914 00:34:29,656 --> 00:34:31,736 - [woman] Yeah. - [woman] Way to do it. 915 00:34:31,823 --> 00:34:32,983 [Fiona] Fuckin' Lip, man. 916 00:34:33,072 --> 00:34:35,942 He's a righteous fuckin' prick. 917 00:34:36,030 --> 00:34:38,370 V, can we get a couple of shots of Jame-o? 918 00:34:38,447 --> 00:34:40,157 [Frank] Who cares? 919 00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:41,279 You know how many times I've kicked out of that house? 920 00:34:41,364 --> 00:34:42,734 Yeah, I do. 921 00:34:42,823 --> 00:34:45,073 I was the one doing the kickin'. 922 00:34:45,155 --> 00:34:46,155 Lip kicked you out of the house? 923 00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:47,619 Yeah, you believe that motherfucker? 924 00:34:47,698 --> 00:34:49,988 I'm carrying my shit around in garbage bags. 925 00:34:50,072 --> 00:34:53,612 V, can I just crash with you just till I figure it out? 926 00:34:53,698 --> 00:34:56,028 You don't even have to ask. 927 00:34:56,114 --> 00:34:58,484 You're the shit! 928 00:34:58,572 --> 00:35:01,362 We made a shitload of money out there today. 929 00:35:01,447 --> 00:35:03,157 You're really good at this. 930 00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:06,910 I'm great. 931 00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:10,699 Here's your half. 932 00:35:10,781 --> 00:35:12,981 I want to renegotiate. 933 00:35:14,197 --> 00:35:15,827 The hell? There's no renegotiation. 934 00:35:15,906 --> 00:35:17,616 We made a deal. 935 00:35:17,698 --> 00:35:20,158 See, you were gonna walk around with a wagon. 936 00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:24,119 I created a store. I got us ice. 937 00:35:24,197 --> 00:35:25,407 Sixty-forty. 938 00:35:25,489 --> 00:35:26,449 No way. 939 00:35:26,531 --> 00:35:27,981 Sixty-forty, or next time, 940 00:35:28,072 --> 00:35:30,612 I just open my own blackout supply. 941 00:35:30,698 --> 00:35:34,158 And trust me, you don't want me as your competition. 942 00:35:37,406 --> 00:35:39,196 You're worse than the Mafia, you know that? 943 00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:40,660 Mm-hmm. 944 00:35:40,739 --> 00:35:42,079 [sighs] 945 00:35:42,155 --> 00:35:44,025 And this is for the professor. 946 00:35:44,114 --> 00:35:45,984 [scoffs] We did all the work. 947 00:35:46,072 --> 00:35:47,442 And he supplied the raw materials. 948 00:35:47,531 --> 00:35:49,481 Oh, fuck the professor. 949 00:35:49,572 --> 00:35:53,822 Okay, it's time we had a little chat. 950 00:35:53,906 --> 00:35:55,486 V, could we get two more of these? 951 00:35:55,572 --> 00:35:57,152 Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. 952 00:35:57,239 --> 00:35:59,159 You're a bad drunk. 953 00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:01,659 [laughs] 954 00:36:01,739 --> 00:36:03,739 That's... 955 00:36:03,823 --> 00:36:07,573 Oh, well, if that isn't the pot callin' the kettle black. 956 00:36:07,656 --> 00:36:08,866 No, no, no, I'm a good drunk. 957 00:36:08,948 --> 00:36:09,868 Makes me happy. 958 00:36:09,948 --> 00:36:11,788 When you drink, you get mean. 959 00:36:11,864 --> 00:36:14,234 If it wasn't for me, Lip would be dead right now. 960 00:36:14,322 --> 00:36:17,612 Are you seriously telling me to stop drinkin'? 961 00:36:17,698 --> 00:36:20,028 I would never say that to my worst enemy. 962 00:36:20,114 --> 00:36:23,784 No, I am telling you there are good drunks and bad drunks. 963 00:36:23,864 --> 00:36:25,694 A good drunk is fun. 964 00:36:25,781 --> 00:36:27,781 A bad drunk wants to have a fight. 965 00:36:27,864 --> 00:36:29,824 A good drunk lives in the present. 966 00:36:29,906 --> 00:36:33,196 A bad drunk is thinking about yesterday. 967 00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:37,700 It's all about gas and the brakes. 968 00:36:37,781 --> 00:36:39,821 Bottoms up. 969 00:36:42,739 --> 00:36:44,199 [clears throat] How you feel? 970 00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:45,240 Great. 971 00:36:45,322 --> 00:36:46,192 Wanna do another one? 972 00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:48,080 - Yeah. - No. 973 00:36:48,155 --> 00:36:50,735 You feel good, right? 974 00:36:50,823 --> 00:36:52,943 So take a break, driver eight. 975 00:36:53,030 --> 00:36:55,700 Take your foot off the gas for a couple of seconds. 976 00:36:55,781 --> 00:36:57,111 - Coast. - [scoffs] 977 00:36:57,197 --> 00:36:59,827 Alcohol was created to distract us 978 00:36:59,906 --> 00:37:02,486 from existential dread. 979 00:37:02,572 --> 00:37:05,442 Human beings are the only species 980 00:37:05,531 --> 00:37:07,321 that knows of its own mortality, 981 00:37:07,406 --> 00:37:09,196 and I gotta say, 982 00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:11,830 we do a pretty good job dealing with that fact. 983 00:37:11,906 --> 00:37:13,736 [Tommy] Thank God for alcohol. 984 00:37:13,823 --> 00:37:16,363 Can you imagine having to live 985 00:37:16,447 --> 00:37:19,077 with impending death sober? 986 00:37:19,155 --> 00:37:22,365 Look at Lip. When's the last time you saw him smile? 987 00:37:22,447 --> 00:37:24,697 Me, I've always been 988 00:37:24,781 --> 00:37:26,611 the most fun member of this family. 989 00:37:26,698 --> 00:37:29,368 You know why? Because I get it. 990 00:37:29,447 --> 00:37:32,947 Sobriety is a fool's game. 991 00:37:33,030 --> 00:37:35,080 Okay, okay! 992 00:37:35,155 --> 00:37:37,735 Who's ready for a cookout? 993 00:37:37,823 --> 00:37:39,733 - [Frank] Let's do this! - [Tommy] Oh! Meat! 994 00:37:40,572 --> 00:37:41,692 [Carl] Let me help you with that. 995 00:37:41,781 --> 00:37:42,981 [Kelly] Thanks. 996 00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:45,739 You were really great out there. 997 00:37:45,823 --> 00:37:48,073 Yeah, played okay. 998 00:37:54,197 --> 00:37:55,487 [sighs] 999 00:37:57,698 --> 00:37:59,828 Hey, come on, get in the back. 1000 00:37:59,906 --> 00:38:01,486 You get in the back. 1001 00:38:10,030 --> 00:38:12,330 [sighs] Fine. 1002 00:38:15,364 --> 00:38:17,114 [cell phone whooshes] 1003 00:38:17,197 --> 00:38:18,197 [Debbie] I got a text. 1004 00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:19,120 They're having a cookout at The Alibi. 1005 00:38:19,197 --> 00:38:20,197 You want to go? 1006 00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:21,700 Let's do it. 1007 00:38:21,781 --> 00:38:23,821 Yeah, sure, you can come with us. 1008 00:38:24,739 --> 00:38:26,369 [scoffs] 1009 00:38:27,322 --> 00:38:28,652 [upbeat music playing on boom box] 1010 00:38:28,739 --> 00:38:31,409 Two Funk Sole Brothers, well done. 1011 00:38:31,489 --> 00:38:33,239 Two Funk Sole Brothers, well done. 1012 00:38:33,322 --> 00:38:34,942 [Veronica] Two beers. 1013 00:38:35,030 --> 00:38:36,030 - Here. - No, uh-uh, 1014 00:38:36,114 --> 00:38:37,234 I'm not counting that shit. 1015 00:38:37,322 --> 00:38:38,652 Walk away. 1016 00:38:38,739 --> 00:38:40,989 V, we're doin' it, baby. 1017 00:38:41,072 --> 00:38:42,862 [laughs] 1018 00:38:42,948 --> 00:38:45,028 [Kev] This is how we do it on the South Side, man. 1019 00:38:45,114 --> 00:38:47,904 We learn how to live together because alone, we die. 1020 00:38:47,989 --> 00:38:49,989 Is Chicago dangerous? Yes. 1021 00:38:50,072 --> 00:38:51,822 Is Chicago big? Doesn't matter, 1022 00:38:51,906 --> 00:38:54,196 'cause I don't live in Chicago. I live on the South Side, 1023 00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:55,580 and these are the people I care about. 1024 00:38:55,656 --> 00:38:57,576 [all] South Side! 1025 00:38:57,656 --> 00:38:59,786 Carl thinks if two women are friends, they must be gay. 1026 00:38:59,864 --> 00:39:01,654 No, I don't think that. I think Debbie's gay 1027 00:39:01,739 --> 00:39:03,239 because she follows you around like a little puppy dog. 1028 00:39:03,322 --> 00:39:04,862 Ha, see what I mean? 1029 00:39:04,948 --> 00:39:06,028 I'm not kidding. She's in love with you. 1030 00:39:06,114 --> 00:39:07,194 Carl, stop. 1031 00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:08,910 You're acting crazy. 1032 00:39:08,989 --> 00:39:10,579 Yeah, seriously, who's the puppy dog? 1033 00:39:10,656 --> 00:39:12,236 - She's my girlfriend. - She's my friend. 1034 00:39:12,322 --> 00:39:14,942 Okay, I'm gonna get a beer. 1035 00:39:15,030 --> 00:39:15,910 - [Carl] Let me get it for you. - [Debbie] I'll come with you. 1036 00:39:15,989 --> 00:39:19,029 Guys, I got it, thanks. 1037 00:39:19,114 --> 00:39:21,194 Whoo, look at this. 1038 00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:23,200 ♪ Then you're done for ♪ 1039 00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:25,030 ♪ I'm a person of peace ♪ 1040 00:39:25,114 --> 00:39:27,324 ♪ But if you want a piece of me ♪ 1041 00:39:27,406 --> 00:39:29,826 ♪ I will attack... ♪ 1042 00:39:29,906 --> 00:39:31,446 [Frank] Here you go. 1043 00:39:31,531 --> 00:39:32,821 [Kev] I told you, Frank, I'm not paying for ice. 1044 00:39:32,906 --> 00:39:34,696 [Frank] It's on me. 1045 00:39:34,781 --> 00:39:35,941 [Kev] Really? 1046 00:39:36,030 --> 00:39:37,410 It's melting. 1047 00:39:37,489 --> 00:39:39,279 Thank you, man. Ah. 1048 00:39:39,364 --> 00:39:40,654 [Fiona] Here. 1049 00:39:40,739 --> 00:39:42,789 [chuckles] 1050 00:39:42,864 --> 00:39:44,614 We brought this on ourselves, you know. 1051 00:39:44,698 --> 00:39:46,868 Global warming. 1052 00:39:46,948 --> 00:39:48,368 Nothing to be done. Too late. 1053 00:39:48,447 --> 00:39:49,987 What, I'm gonna turn my AC off? 1054 00:39:50,072 --> 00:39:53,782 If I'm a dead man walking, I wanna be comfortable. 1055 00:39:53,864 --> 00:39:55,944 ♪ Why'd you have to go and do that for? ♪ 1056 00:39:56,030 --> 00:39:57,870 ♪ Look at what you made me do ♪ 1057 00:39:57,948 --> 00:39:59,538 ♪ I heard you want to scrap with the sharks ♪ 1058 00:39:59,614 --> 00:40:01,944 ♪ Come on, then, let's dance ♪ 1059 00:40:02,030 --> 00:40:03,830 ♪ I am a person of peace ♪ 1060 00:40:03,906 --> 00:40:05,986 ♪ But if you want a piece of me ♪ 1061 00:40:06,072 --> 00:40:08,022 ♪ I will attack ♪ 1062 00:40:08,114 --> 00:40:09,824 ♪ Arr ♪ 1063 00:40:09,906 --> 00:40:11,406 ♪ I will never start the grief ♪ 1064 00:40:11,489 --> 00:40:13,239 ♪ But careful what you throw ♪ 1065 00:40:13,322 --> 00:40:15,572 ♪ 'Cause I will bat it back ♪ 1066 00:40:15,656 --> 00:40:18,536 You know we're the only ones without power, right? 1067 00:40:18,614 --> 00:40:20,324 What are you talking about? 1068 00:40:20,406 --> 00:40:21,906 My cousin's on his way to the Cubs game. 1069 00:40:21,989 --> 00:40:23,739 North Side's already got power. 1070 00:40:23,823 --> 00:40:26,153 You fuckin' serious? 1071 00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:28,789 ♪ More that you came here-- ♪ 1072 00:40:28,864 --> 00:40:30,904 [Kev] Hey, what's the station for the Cubs game? 1073 00:40:30,989 --> 00:40:32,329 [man] The what? 1074 00:40:32,406 --> 00:40:34,156 [man] Jerk-off AM, who knows? 1075 00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:35,739 No, seriously, no one knows the station for the Cubs game? 1076 00:40:35,823 --> 00:40:37,783 - The fuck we care? - [man] Go, Sox. 1077 00:40:37,864 --> 00:40:40,694 - God bless us, every one. - [Frank laughs] 1078 00:40:40,781 --> 00:40:42,941 [garbled radio transmissions] 1079 00:40:43,030 --> 00:40:44,660 [man] Power's been restored to 90 percent of the city, 1080 00:40:44,739 --> 00:40:47,369 and the Cubs will play tonight as scheduled. 1081 00:40:47,447 --> 00:40:49,697 So everybody's got power except us? 1082 00:40:49,781 --> 00:40:51,531 [Tommy] Wrigleyville has power. 1083 00:40:51,614 --> 00:40:53,574 Fucking yuppies, what do you expect? 1084 00:40:53,656 --> 00:40:55,986 South Side's always last in line. 1085 00:40:56,072 --> 00:40:58,942 So we're the working poor. No one gives a fuck about us. 1086 00:40:59,030 --> 00:41:01,330 We don't matter. We don't count. 1087 00:41:01,406 --> 00:41:02,736 Well, I don't know about you, 1088 00:41:02,823 --> 00:41:05,323 but I am sick of gettin' fucked. 1089 00:41:05,406 --> 00:41:06,736 [all] Yeah! 1090 00:41:06,823 --> 00:41:10,613 I say we march right now to Wrigleyville 1091 00:41:10,698 --> 00:41:13,538 and kick every one of their fuckin' asses! 1092 00:41:13,614 --> 00:41:14,984 - [man] Fuck 'em up! - [all] Yeah! 1093 00:41:15,072 --> 00:41:16,322 In this heat? 1094 00:41:16,406 --> 00:41:17,576 We are South Side, God damn it! 1095 00:41:17,656 --> 00:41:19,616 - We are not your bitch! - [man] Yeah! 1096 00:41:19,698 --> 00:41:21,908 - [man] Fuck yeah. - This shit stops now. 1097 00:41:21,989 --> 00:41:24,949 [Tommy] My bitch! South Side! 1098 00:41:25,030 --> 00:41:27,240 [crowd clamoring] 1099 00:41:27,322 --> 00:41:29,902 ♪ groovy rock music ♪ 1100 00:41:29,989 --> 00:41:31,789 [Tommy] I'm staying. Any medium rares? 1101 00:41:31,864 --> 00:41:32,944 If they think I'm walkin' in these damn heels... 1102 00:41:33,030 --> 00:41:34,740 Ooh, man. 1103 00:41:34,823 --> 00:41:36,403 - Yeah, I'll take that guy. - That smoke is-- 1104 00:41:36,489 --> 00:41:38,409 - I'm gonna start cleaning up. - All right. 1105 00:41:38,489 --> 00:41:39,949 [all] What the fuck, Chicago? 1106 00:41:40,030 --> 00:41:41,950 Should've had power hours ago! 1107 00:41:42,030 --> 00:41:43,910 What the fuck, Chicago? 1108 00:41:43,989 --> 00:41:45,789 Should've had power hours ago! 1109 00:41:45,864 --> 00:41:47,654 What the fuck, Chicago? 1110 00:41:47,739 --> 00:41:48,829 Should've had power hours ago! 1111 00:41:48,906 --> 00:41:50,196 Hey, can we talk? 1112 00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:51,990 Now? We're in the middle of a protest. 1113 00:41:52,072 --> 00:41:53,862 Yeah, but you're not even from the South Side. 1114 00:41:53,948 --> 00:41:55,238 I know. 1115 00:41:55,322 --> 00:41:57,362 Injustice is injustice. 1116 00:41:57,447 --> 00:41:59,197 [all] What the fuck, Chicago? 1117 00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,080 Should've had power hours ago! 1118 00:42:01,155 --> 00:42:02,945 What the fuck, Chicago? 1119 00:42:03,030 --> 00:42:04,910 Should've had power hours ago! 1120 00:42:16,739 --> 00:42:20,949 - [line beeps] - Hey, Xan, uh, it's me again. 1121 00:42:21,030 --> 00:42:23,580 Um... 1122 00:42:23,656 --> 00:42:26,026 look, can you call me back? 1123 00:42:26,114 --> 00:42:28,404 Yeah, I know there's the-the power outage and everything, 1124 00:42:28,489 --> 00:42:32,739 but seriously, you know, just...call me back. 1125 00:42:37,698 --> 00:42:39,158 [knock at door] 1126 00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:40,909 - Hey. - Hey. 1127 00:42:40,989 --> 00:42:43,699 Hey. 1128 00:42:43,781 --> 00:42:46,481 [sighs] What you doing? 1129 00:42:46,572 --> 00:42:49,612 Nothing, just waiting for a fucking phone call. 1130 00:42:51,197 --> 00:42:53,697 So you threw Fiona out. 1131 00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:56,659 Yeah. 1132 00:42:56,739 --> 00:42:58,159 Okay. 1133 00:42:58,239 --> 00:42:59,789 Well, she's gonna stay with Kev and me 1134 00:42:59,864 --> 00:43:01,574 until she gets back on her feet. 1135 00:43:01,656 --> 00:43:02,656 No, if she stays with you and Kev, 1136 00:43:02,739 --> 00:43:04,279 she won't get back on her feet. 1137 00:43:04,364 --> 00:43:06,024 I'm worried about her, Lip. 1138 00:43:06,114 --> 00:43:07,534 Yeah, me too. 1139 00:43:07,614 --> 00:43:09,274 Then let her back in the damn house. 1140 00:43:09,364 --> 00:43:12,234 She needs to hit rock bottom. 1141 00:43:12,322 --> 00:43:14,272 Rock bottom? 1142 00:43:14,364 --> 00:43:16,024 She's a strong person, Lip. 1143 00:43:16,114 --> 00:43:17,864 I know you know that. 1144 00:43:17,948 --> 00:43:20,328 But even the strongest people fall down sometimes. 1145 00:43:20,406 --> 00:43:22,486 You did. I have. Kev has. 1146 00:43:22,572 --> 00:43:24,572 We are here to lift each other up. 1147 00:43:27,364 --> 00:43:30,984 Okay. You heard all this before, right? 1148 00:43:31,072 --> 00:43:32,902 You gonna sit there and think just because you're in AA, 1149 00:43:32,989 --> 00:43:35,329 you have all the answers? 1150 00:43:35,406 --> 00:43:36,946 Don't let Fiona stay with you. 1151 00:43:37,030 --> 00:43:38,990 Then what kind of friend would I be? 1152 00:43:40,698 --> 00:43:43,738 What kind of friend do you wanna be? 1153 00:43:43,823 --> 00:43:46,533 The kind that sees her drunk at The Alibi every morning? 1154 00:43:46,614 --> 00:43:49,324 The kind that-that watches her lose her job 1155 00:43:49,406 --> 00:43:50,866 or lose her apartment building? 1156 00:43:50,948 --> 00:43:53,788 Watches her wreck her car and go to jail? 1157 00:43:53,864 --> 00:43:55,114 You know what? Then go ahead. 1158 00:43:55,197 --> 00:43:56,947 All right, buy her a case of vodka. 1159 00:43:57,030 --> 00:43:59,490 Grab a shovel and help her dig that grave, 1160 00:43:59,572 --> 00:44:01,532 'cause that's not a friend. 1161 00:44:01,614 --> 00:44:03,654 All right, that's-that's a fuckin' bystander. 1162 00:44:03,739 --> 00:44:06,029 - Lip, I have to-- - V! 1163 00:44:07,072 --> 00:44:09,782 If you really love her 1164 00:44:09,864 --> 00:44:12,944 and you really are her friend, 1165 00:44:13,030 --> 00:44:15,030 you won't let her stay with you. 1166 00:44:17,739 --> 00:44:19,829 [all] South Side is where it's at! 1167 00:44:19,906 --> 00:44:21,786 Gonna fuck you up with a baseball bat! 1168 00:44:21,864 --> 00:44:23,654 South Side is where it's at! 1169 00:44:23,739 --> 00:44:25,699 Gonna fuck you up with a baseball bat! 1170 00:44:25,781 --> 00:44:27,651 South Side is where it's at! 1171 00:44:27,739 --> 00:44:29,699 Gonna fuck you up with a baseball bat! 1172 00:44:29,781 --> 00:44:31,571 South Side is where it's at! 1173 00:44:31,656 --> 00:44:34,156 Gonna fuck you up with a baseball bat! 1174 00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:35,989 [muffled chanting] 1175 00:44:36,072 --> 00:44:38,572 [rock music playing over speakers] 1176 00:44:38,656 --> 00:44:39,736 - [man] Yo. - [man] Check it out. 1177 00:44:39,823 --> 00:44:41,113 - [man] Yeah. - [man] The power's back. 1178 00:44:41,197 --> 00:44:42,197 - [man] Yeah. - [man laughs] 1179 00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:44,120 [man] Oh, yeah. Power, baby. 1180 00:44:44,197 --> 00:44:46,617 - [man] About time. - [man] Yeah. 1181 00:44:46,698 --> 00:44:49,198 I don't know about you all, but I could use a drink. 1182 00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:51,120 Back to The Alibi? 1183 00:44:51,197 --> 00:44:52,577 Thank God. I'm gonna pass out. 1184 00:44:52,656 --> 00:44:53,736 - [man] You said it. - Here we go. 1185 00:44:53,823 --> 00:44:55,363 [Fiona] Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1186 00:44:55,447 --> 00:44:56,787 You're just gonna go back to The Alibi? 1187 00:44:56,864 --> 00:44:58,614 We were still the last ones to get power. 1188 00:44:58,698 --> 00:45:00,158 That's bullshit. 1189 00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:02,029 Come on, the city's laughing at us. 1190 00:45:02,114 --> 00:45:04,824 Let's go tell 'em you don't fuck with the South Side. 1191 00:45:04,906 --> 00:45:06,656 Let's go. Come on. 1192 00:45:06,739 --> 00:45:09,079 It's only a few more blocks to the North Side. 1193 00:45:09,155 --> 00:45:11,655 - [crowd grumbling] - [Frank] See you at The Alibi. 1194 00:45:11,739 --> 00:45:14,159 [Fiona] Are you fuckin' kidding me? 1195 00:45:15,072 --> 00:45:16,822 God. 1196 00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:24,409 [muttering indistinctly] 1197 00:45:24,489 --> 00:45:26,739 [groans] Hey, baby. 1198 00:45:26,823 --> 00:45:27,783 [Frank] That was like a long hike. 1199 00:45:27,864 --> 00:45:29,404 Hi. South Side pride. 1200 00:45:29,489 --> 00:45:32,619 [indistinct chatter] 1201 00:45:41,114 --> 00:45:42,364 [man] You know what I want. 1202 00:45:42,447 --> 00:45:44,197 V, I need a drink. 1203 00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:46,790 - [Veronica] Okay, what? - [Fiona] Vodka. 1204 00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:55,740 [Kev] Ladies and gentlemen, 1205 00:45:55,823 --> 00:45:58,323 can I have your attention, please? 1206 00:45:58,406 --> 00:46:00,696 Today was a good fuckin' day. 1207 00:46:00,781 --> 00:46:01,781 - [Kermit] It was a good day. - [all] Yeah. 1208 00:46:01,864 --> 00:46:03,614 [Kev] Yes, it was hot, 1209 00:46:03,698 --> 00:46:05,658 yes, we had no electricity, 1210 00:46:05,739 --> 00:46:07,619 and yes, I had a very painful testicle 1211 00:46:07,698 --> 00:46:09,198 that was the size of a volleyball. 1212 00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:11,280 - [man] Whoo! - [Kermit] Hear, hear. 1213 00:46:11,364 --> 00:46:14,904 [Kev] But today we found the true power of the South Side. 1214 00:46:14,989 --> 00:46:16,329 - [Tommy] Hear, hear. - [man] Yeah. 1215 00:46:16,406 --> 00:46:19,786 No work. Get drunk. Have fun. 1216 00:46:19,864 --> 00:46:21,614 Now you know what it's like to be me. 1217 00:46:21,698 --> 00:46:23,198 [laughter] 1218 00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:24,490 [Kev] Here's to the greatest day ever. 1219 00:46:24,572 --> 00:46:25,732 [Tommy] The South Side! 1220 00:46:25,823 --> 00:46:28,273 - The South Side! - [all cheering] 1221 00:46:28,364 --> 00:46:32,324 Fuck you, you fuckin' pussies! 1222 00:46:32,406 --> 00:46:34,696 You fuckin' never stop talking 1223 00:46:34,781 --> 00:46:37,071 about how tough the South Side is, 1224 00:46:37,155 --> 00:46:38,405 how we survive. 1225 00:46:38,489 --> 00:46:40,079 Ha! 1226 00:46:40,155 --> 00:46:42,325 How you don't fuck with the South Side. 1227 00:46:42,406 --> 00:46:47,156 And then you fucking do nothing! 1228 00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:48,949 God. 1229 00:46:49,030 --> 00:46:52,660 I am fuckin' embarrassed. 1230 00:46:52,739 --> 00:46:54,699 You know, we talk a big game, 1231 00:46:54,781 --> 00:46:58,651 but we don't actually do shit. 1232 00:46:58,739 --> 00:47:02,029 We get exactly what we deserve. 1233 00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:04,830 So fuck you. Fuck all of you. 1234 00:47:04,906 --> 00:47:06,946 Take it easy, sweetheart. 1235 00:47:07,030 --> 00:47:08,950 Sounds like somebody needs to get fucked on the South Side. 1236 00:47:09,030 --> 00:47:10,660 Fuck you, you fuckin' cunt! 1237 00:47:10,739 --> 00:47:13,159 - Whoa, yeah. - [all] Hey! 1238 00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:16,789 All right, okay, somebody's a little bit fired up. 1239 00:47:16,864 --> 00:47:19,274 You okay? 1240 00:47:19,364 --> 00:47:21,364 Fucking tired of that bullshit. 1241 00:47:21,447 --> 00:47:23,537 [Veronica] I get it. I know. 1242 00:47:23,614 --> 00:47:24,654 I get it. 1243 00:47:24,739 --> 00:47:27,909 Hey, I get it. 1244 00:47:31,948 --> 00:47:36,868 So I, um... I was talking to Kev, 1245 00:47:36,948 --> 00:47:38,538 and with the girls and everything, 1246 00:47:38,614 --> 00:47:40,274 it's just a little too much right now 1247 00:47:40,364 --> 00:47:43,024 having you stay with us. 1248 00:47:43,114 --> 00:47:45,444 I'm-I'm really sorry. 1249 00:47:45,531 --> 00:47:46,981 I am. 1250 00:47:47,072 --> 00:47:49,362 V... 1251 00:47:49,447 --> 00:47:51,237 it's not a big deal. 1252 00:47:51,322 --> 00:47:52,782 Really? You know, no. 1253 00:47:52,864 --> 00:47:54,444 - I'm gonna talk-- - Seriously, yeah. 1254 00:47:54,531 --> 00:47:56,361 It's okay. I totally get it. 1255 00:47:56,447 --> 00:47:57,787 I understand. 1256 00:47:57,864 --> 00:47:59,484 ♪ bluesy music ♪ 1257 00:47:59,572 --> 00:48:02,192 All right. 1258 00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:04,160 ♪♪♪ 1259 00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:05,279 I'm sorry. 1260 00:48:05,364 --> 00:48:08,114 Mm-hmm. 1261 00:48:08,197 --> 00:48:13,117 ♪♪♪ 1262 00:48:40,489 --> 00:48:42,989 [Debbie exhales heavily] 1263 00:48:43,072 --> 00:48:45,982 I gotta get this one into the bathtub. Pee-yew! 1264 00:48:46,072 --> 00:48:47,152 [Kelly] Okay, I'll text you later. 1265 00:48:47,239 --> 00:48:48,869 [Debbie] Cool. 1266 00:48:50,572 --> 00:48:52,442 Hey, you want a beer? 1267 00:48:52,531 --> 00:48:55,191 No, thanks. 1268 00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:57,160 Are you fucking my sister? 1269 00:48:58,322 --> 00:48:59,612 You're insane. 1270 00:48:59,698 --> 00:49:01,118 Am I? 1271 00:49:01,197 --> 00:49:03,367 Carl, Debbie and I are friends. 1272 00:49:03,447 --> 00:49:05,117 You're overthinking it. 1273 00:49:05,197 --> 00:49:06,987 Overthinking what? What am I overthinking? 1274 00:49:08,739 --> 00:49:10,409 I think we should break up. 1275 00:49:10,489 --> 00:49:11,789 Why, 'cause you love my sister? 1276 00:49:11,864 --> 00:49:13,824 No, because you're too clingy. 1277 00:49:13,906 --> 00:49:15,366 Oh, come on, Debbie's clingier than I am. 1278 00:49:15,447 --> 00:49:17,197 Oh, my God! 1279 00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:19,280 That's it, I am leaving. 1280 00:49:19,364 --> 00:49:22,734 You know, I like you, Carl, but seriously, what the fuck? 1281 00:49:23,698 --> 00:49:24,948 Oh, come on. 1282 00:49:25,030 --> 00:49:27,620 Call me when you're not so needy. 1283 00:49:27,698 --> 00:49:29,448 All right, see ya. 1284 00:49:35,656 --> 00:49:37,116 [knock at door] 1285 00:49:38,739 --> 00:49:40,199 That's what I thought. 1286 00:49:44,531 --> 00:49:45,981 Oh. 1287 00:49:46,072 --> 00:49:47,322 What-what do you mean, "oh"? 1288 00:49:47,406 --> 00:49:48,656 Shut up. 1289 00:49:48,739 --> 00:49:50,119 Lip! 1290 00:49:55,364 --> 00:49:56,734 Hey. 1291 00:49:56,823 --> 00:49:58,273 Uh, did Xan call? 1292 00:49:58,364 --> 00:49:59,864 [Lip] Yeah. 1293 00:49:59,948 --> 00:50:01,488 Yeah, a little while ago. 1294 00:50:02,906 --> 00:50:05,026 - Where you going? - I feel like breaking shit. 1295 00:50:06,489 --> 00:50:08,029 [door clicks open] 1296 00:50:08,948 --> 00:50:09,698 [door slams] 1297 00:50:09,781 --> 00:50:11,531 So Xan's okay. 1298 00:50:11,614 --> 00:50:14,324 - Yeah. - Good. 1299 00:50:14,406 --> 00:50:17,026 Here's the deal: the last thing I need in my life 1300 00:50:17,114 --> 00:50:18,904 is a man telling me what to do. 1301 00:50:18,989 --> 00:50:20,659 I really don't give a shit about what you think, 1302 00:50:20,739 --> 00:50:22,199 but I do understand 1303 00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:24,740 that you might have some feelings about this. 1304 00:50:24,823 --> 00:50:27,783 But I want to be clear: you do not get a vote. 1305 00:50:27,864 --> 00:50:29,734 I don't get a vote, 1306 00:50:29,823 --> 00:50:31,483 like, not even one? 1307 00:50:32,948 --> 00:50:34,828 One. 1308 00:50:34,906 --> 00:50:36,826 Out of 100. I get the other 99. 1309 00:50:36,906 --> 00:50:38,406 [scoffs softly] 1310 00:50:40,197 --> 00:50:41,657 What if we're not meant to be together? 1311 00:50:41,739 --> 00:50:43,489 Then we break up. 1312 00:50:43,572 --> 00:50:46,272 What if the baby has, like, Down syndrome or something? 1313 00:50:46,364 --> 00:50:48,074 I'll help you take care of it. 1314 00:50:48,155 --> 00:50:49,695 I'm gonna die at a young age, so... 1315 00:50:49,781 --> 00:50:51,151 I'll still be here. 1316 00:50:51,239 --> 00:50:52,369 Yeah, well, what if you get hit by a bus? 1317 00:50:52,447 --> 00:50:54,237 All right, look, maybe I will. 1318 00:50:54,322 --> 00:50:55,822 All right, we don't know what's gonna happen, 1319 00:50:55,906 --> 00:50:58,026 but if you decide to have this baby, 1320 00:50:58,114 --> 00:51:00,274 I want to make damn sure it has a father. 1321 00:51:02,447 --> 00:51:04,487 Okay. 1322 00:51:04,572 --> 00:51:06,942 I hear you. 1323 00:51:07,030 --> 00:51:08,200 Okay. 1324 00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:14,410 Should we, like, get one of those books, 1325 00:51:14,489 --> 00:51:18,119 What to Expect When You're Pregnant or whatever? 1326 00:51:18,197 --> 00:51:19,907 Not if you're not gonna be pregnant. 1327 00:51:19,989 --> 00:51:21,659 Are you gonna be pregnant? 1328 00:51:21,739 --> 00:51:23,619 I have no idea. 1329 00:51:23,698 --> 00:51:25,578 What would I even name it? 1330 00:51:25,656 --> 00:51:27,196 I don't know, we talking a boy or a girl? 1331 00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:30,450 I don't know, like... pretend it's a boy. 1332 00:51:31,489 --> 00:51:32,539 Hambone. 1333 00:51:32,614 --> 00:51:35,324 What? No. 1334 00:51:35,406 --> 00:51:37,536 [scoffs] 1335 00:51:37,614 --> 00:51:39,024 Bird? 1336 00:51:39,114 --> 00:51:41,404 Who the hell names their kid Bird? 1337 00:51:41,489 --> 00:51:43,619 Charlie Parker's parents. 1338 00:51:43,698 --> 00:51:44,988 No, that was a nickname. 1339 00:51:45,072 --> 00:51:47,322 It was 'cause he liked chicken. 1340 00:51:47,406 --> 00:51:50,406 Oh, didn't know that. 1341 00:51:50,489 --> 00:51:51,789 Uh, Wilmoth? 1342 00:51:51,864 --> 00:51:52,694 [laughing] Jesus. 1343 00:51:52,781 --> 00:51:54,271 What? 1344 00:51:54,364 --> 00:51:56,404 These are the worst names I ever heard. 1345 00:51:56,489 --> 00:51:58,199 I take it back. 1346 00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:00,370 I will not be there for our child, all right? 1347 00:52:00,447 --> 00:52:02,907 Okay, can we just not talk about it anymore? 1348 00:52:02,989 --> 00:52:04,579 Can we, like, pretend it's not happening 1349 00:52:04,656 --> 00:52:07,736 and maybe it'll just... go away? 1350 00:52:09,447 --> 00:52:10,577 Yeah, all right. 1351 00:52:10,656 --> 00:52:11,616 All right, I'm fucking starving. 1352 00:52:11,698 --> 00:52:13,238 I need food. 1353 00:52:13,322 --> 00:52:16,572 Yeah, you, uh... you like popcorn shrimp? 1354 00:52:28,864 --> 00:52:30,824 [groans softly] 1355 00:52:34,906 --> 00:52:36,656 [groans] 1356 00:52:39,072 --> 00:52:41,192 [grunts] 1357 00:52:45,739 --> 00:52:47,829 Ugh. 1358 00:52:50,239 --> 00:52:53,079 ♪ solemn music ♪ 1359 00:52:53,155 --> 00:52:54,865 [groans] 1360 00:52:54,948 --> 00:52:56,618 [exhales heavily] 1361 00:52:56,698 --> 00:52:59,828 [groaning] 1362 00:53:02,447 --> 00:53:05,367 [breathing heavily] 1363 00:53:05,447 --> 00:53:10,327 ♪♪♪ 1364 00:53:23,698 --> 00:53:26,618 [groaning] 1365 00:53:26,698 --> 00:53:28,738 [sniffles] 1366 00:53:28,823 --> 00:53:33,983 ♪♪♪ 1367 00:53:40,698 --> 00:53:43,868 [vomits] 1368 00:53:45,364 --> 00:53:47,154 [spits] 1369 00:53:47,239 --> 00:53:49,119 [exhales heavily] 1370 00:53:49,197 --> 00:53:53,737 ♪♪♪ 1371 00:53:53,823 --> 00:53:56,733 [groaning] 1372 00:53:56,823 --> 00:54:00,233 ♪♪♪ 1373 00:54:00,322 --> 00:54:03,232 [breathing heavily] 1374 00:54:03,322 --> 00:54:08,442 ♪♪♪ 1375 00:54:09,614 --> 00:54:12,784 [vomits] 1376 00:54:12,864 --> 00:54:15,944 ♪♪♪ 1377 00:54:16,030 --> 00:54:19,120 [breathing heavily] 1378 00:54:19,197 --> 00:54:24,197 ♪♪♪ 1379 00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:26,790 [groaning] 1380 00:54:26,864 --> 00:54:27,734 [sniffles] 1381 00:54:27,823 --> 00:54:32,943 ♪♪♪ 1382 00:54:34,614 --> 00:54:37,444 [sighs] 1383 00:54:37,531 --> 00:54:40,571 ♪♪♪ 1384 00:54:40,656 --> 00:54:43,406 [crying] 1385 00:54:43,489 --> 00:54:48,329 ♪♪♪ 1386 00:54:55,197 --> 00:54:59,787 [man] It was only about two blocks from my house. 1387 00:54:59,864 --> 00:55:03,944 I was woken up by the sound, a crashing sound. 1388 00:55:04,030 --> 00:55:05,790 ♪♪♪ 1389 00:55:05,864 --> 00:55:07,694 And I could hear myself screaming. 1390 00:55:07,781 --> 00:55:11,481 ♪♪♪ 1391 00:55:11,572 --> 00:55:14,782 I had crashed my car into the back of a moving van. 1392 00:55:14,864 --> 00:55:17,024 ♪♪♪ 1393 00:55:17,114 --> 00:55:18,904 There was glass everywhere. 1394 00:55:18,989 --> 00:55:21,949 Airbag deployed. My nose was bleeding. 1395 00:55:22,030 --> 00:55:24,450 ♪♪♪ 1396 00:55:24,531 --> 00:55:27,271 I didn't feel any pain till much later, 1397 00:55:27,364 --> 00:55:30,154 but I didn't care about myself. 1398 00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:32,119 ♪♪♪ 1399 00:55:32,197 --> 00:55:35,787 I just kept thinking... 1400 00:55:35,864 --> 00:55:39,904 I could have killed someone. 1401 00:55:39,989 --> 00:55:43,539 This is...really hard for me to talk about. 1402 00:55:43,614 --> 00:55:47,024 ♪♪♪ 1403 00:55:47,906 --> 00:55:50,826 ♪ rock music ♪ 1404 00:55:50,906 --> 00:55:55,736 ♪♪♪ 1405 00:56:10,114 --> 00:56:11,784 Whose porn is this? 1406 00:56:11,864 --> 00:56:13,654 It's mine. Giving it to KJ now. 1407 00:56:13,739 --> 00:56:15,659 Oh, why you getting rid of your porn, tater tot? 1408 00:56:15,739 --> 00:56:17,029 Just the girl-on-girl stuff. 1409 00:56:17,114 --> 00:56:18,444 Kinda makes me sad. 1410 00:56:18,531 --> 00:56:20,191 Yeah. 1411 00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:21,700 Seen it. 1412 00:56:21,781 --> 00:56:22,861 Seen it. 1413 00:56:22,948 --> 00:56:24,908 In it. 1414 00:56:24,989 --> 00:56:29,909 ♪♪♪