1 00:00:06,346 --> 00:00:07,976 No, absolutely not. 2 00:00:08,054 --> 00:00:09,884 We're not gonna be showing you a recap of last week 3 00:00:09,971 --> 00:00:14,381 because you were too busy. Get the hell out of here. 4 00:00:14,471 --> 00:00:16,341 All right, all right, stop your whining. 5 00:00:16,429 --> 00:00:17,889 Fine, here you go. 6 00:00:17,971 --> 00:00:19,721 If you have a vagina, you're safe. 7 00:00:19,804 --> 00:00:21,264 - Vagina Safe Zone. - [Veronica] But-- 8 00:00:21,346 --> 00:00:24,806 There's no way we are still on that rapiest bar list. 9 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:27,220 Who the hell starts a new school 10 00:00:27,304 --> 00:00:29,224 with three weeks left in the school year? 11 00:00:29,304 --> 00:00:31,974 Fucking Satchel Boy. 12 00:00:32,054 --> 00:00:34,224 All right, well, you guys just relax. 13 00:00:34,304 --> 00:00:35,594 Just die naturally. 14 00:00:35,679 --> 00:00:39,059 I know of no finer candidate for West Point 15 00:00:39,137 --> 00:00:41,097 than Carl Gallagher. 16 00:00:41,179 --> 00:00:42,349 Damn right, you don't. 17 00:00:42,429 --> 00:00:45,059 - Oh! - Bitch, I'm not asking. 18 00:00:45,137 --> 00:00:46,477 [Carl] So you're a lesbian? 19 00:00:46,554 --> 00:00:48,094 Yeah, I am. 20 00:00:48,179 --> 00:00:50,179 - I can't do this again. - Do what? 21 00:00:50,263 --> 00:00:51,513 Falling in love with a straight girl. 22 00:00:51,595 --> 00:00:53,015 It's too painful. 23 00:00:53,096 --> 00:00:53,976 Just go. 24 00:00:55,304 --> 00:00:56,594 What is this? 25 00:00:56,679 --> 00:00:58,429 Kids are working up a few ideas 26 00:00:58,513 --> 00:01:00,093 for if you do wind up in prison. 27 00:01:00,179 --> 00:01:02,309 Gay Jesus kids don't want me to cop a plea. 28 00:01:02,388 --> 00:01:03,808 Want me to take it to trial, 29 00:01:03,887 --> 00:01:05,597 get as much publicity for the cause as I can. 30 00:01:05,679 --> 00:01:06,929 Yeah, and what's your lawyer say? 31 00:01:07,012 --> 00:01:09,342 Could be looking at 10 to 15 if I don't take a deal. 32 00:01:09,429 --> 00:01:10,849 Holy shit, Mo. 33 00:01:10,929 --> 00:01:12,349 - You won. - [crowd chanting] Mo White... 34 00:01:12,429 --> 00:01:13,599 You're a congressman again. 35 00:01:13,679 --> 00:01:16,729 [both laugh] 36 00:01:16,804 --> 00:01:18,844 My sister says you have my kid. 37 00:01:18,929 --> 00:01:20,849 Xan. I want her back. 38 00:01:20,929 --> 00:01:22,349 Do you want to stay with me here? 39 00:01:22,429 --> 00:01:24,269 Yeah, that'd be good. 40 00:01:24,346 --> 00:01:25,926 Mom? 41 00:01:26,012 --> 00:01:27,972 I knew you'd come back for me! 42 00:01:28,054 --> 00:01:30,134 ♪ rock music ♪ 43 00:01:36,929 --> 00:01:40,139 ♪ rock music ♪ 44 00:01:40,221 --> 00:01:43,841 ♪♪♪ 45 00:01:43,929 --> 00:01:47,019 ♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪ 46 00:01:47,096 --> 00:01:50,266 ♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪ 47 00:01:50,346 --> 00:01:53,306 ♪ You were beaming once before ♪ 48 00:01:53,388 --> 00:01:57,598 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 49 00:01:57,679 --> 00:02:01,099 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 50 00:02:01,179 --> 00:02:04,479 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 51 00:02:04,554 --> 00:02:06,514 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 52 00:02:06,595 --> 00:02:11,225 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 53 00:02:11,304 --> 00:02:16,724 ♪♪♪ 54 00:02:18,054 --> 00:02:21,384 ♪ Round up the friends you got ♪ 55 00:02:21,471 --> 00:02:24,511 ♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪ 56 00:02:24,595 --> 00:02:27,765 ♪ You were willing once before ♪ 57 00:02:27,845 --> 00:02:32,135 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 58 00:02:32,221 --> 00:02:35,511 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 59 00:02:35,595 --> 00:02:39,015 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 60 00:02:39,096 --> 00:02:40,886 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 61 00:02:40,971 --> 00:02:45,051 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 62 00:02:45,887 --> 00:02:48,807 [indie music playing on radio] 63 00:02:48,887 --> 00:02:50,677 [Fiona] How do you listen to this crap? 64 00:02:50,762 --> 00:02:52,632 This is indie folk country. 65 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:54,720 It's like if a bad hipster band 66 00:02:54,804 --> 00:02:56,924 smacked into a truck of cows. 67 00:02:57,012 --> 00:02:58,512 Well, switch it if you want. 68 00:02:58,595 --> 00:03:01,765 ♪ ...I'll never part ♪ 69 00:03:01,845 --> 00:03:04,015 ♪ Whoa, oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh... ♪ 70 00:03:04,096 --> 00:03:05,976 [Fiona] Isn't your code your birthday? 71 00:03:06,054 --> 00:03:08,514 Put it in the American way or the right way? 72 00:03:08,595 --> 00:03:13,885 ♪♪♪ 73 00:03:15,304 --> 00:03:17,974 - There. Irish, even. - ♪ It's not a place... ♪ 74 00:03:18,054 --> 00:03:19,804 Little on the nose. 75 00:03:19,887 --> 00:03:21,387 What, like your accent? 76 00:03:21,471 --> 00:03:23,421 ♪ To me a sound... ♪ 77 00:03:23,513 --> 00:03:24,673 You know, U2 is the band 78 00:03:24,762 --> 00:03:26,592 most made love to in all of Ireland. 79 00:03:26,679 --> 00:03:27,979 Oh, well, 80 00:03:28,054 --> 00:03:29,764 you're in America now, bitch. 81 00:03:29,845 --> 00:03:31,635 ♪♪♪ 82 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:32,760 Need a lift to Patsy's? 83 00:03:32,845 --> 00:03:34,385 No, driving myself. 84 00:03:34,471 --> 00:03:36,761 I gotta take Ian to a meeting with his lawyer. 85 00:03:36,845 --> 00:03:38,175 His plea hearing is tomorrow. 86 00:03:38,263 --> 00:03:39,843 [Ford] He can't make his own way? 87 00:03:39,929 --> 00:03:42,139 [sighs] To his lawyer or in life? 88 00:03:42,221 --> 00:03:43,051 Both. 89 00:03:43,137 --> 00:03:44,427 No. 90 00:03:44,513 --> 00:03:46,383 Grab you from Patsy's at 2:45, then. 91 00:03:46,471 --> 00:03:48,511 [Fiona] For what? 92 00:03:48,595 --> 00:03:49,885 The Hadid exhibition. 93 00:03:49,971 --> 00:03:52,091 - The Ha-what? - [Ford] Zaha Hadid. 94 00:03:52,179 --> 00:03:54,479 First female architect to win the Pritzker Prize. 95 00:03:54,554 --> 00:03:56,384 Blueprints haven't been public until now? 96 00:03:56,471 --> 00:03:57,381 Oh, shit, is that today? 97 00:03:57,471 --> 00:03:59,171 You fucking with me? 98 00:03:59,263 --> 00:04:00,593 You've been talking about it nonstop for six months. 99 00:04:00,679 --> 00:04:02,559 Yeah, I'm fucking with you. I'll meet you there. 100 00:04:02,637 --> 00:04:04,057 Tickets are for 3:30. 101 00:04:04,137 --> 00:04:05,387 If you're late, they won't let us in. 102 00:04:05,471 --> 00:04:06,721 And where is it? 103 00:04:06,804 --> 00:04:07,974 ♪ Came here looking... ♪ 104 00:04:08,054 --> 00:04:09,634 The Art Institute. 105 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:12,380 That's in Canada, right? 106 00:04:12,471 --> 00:04:13,471 See you at 4:30. 107 00:04:13,554 --> 00:04:14,514 3:30. 108 00:04:14,595 --> 00:04:15,725 Fucking with you. 109 00:04:15,804 --> 00:04:18,974 ♪ American soul ♪ 110 00:04:20,887 --> 00:04:22,387 What are you doing, Debs? 111 00:04:22,471 --> 00:04:24,591 Sanding a circle around my dip canister 112 00:04:24,679 --> 00:04:25,849 so I don't look like a poser. 113 00:04:25,929 --> 00:04:27,599 You are a poser. 114 00:04:27,679 --> 00:04:29,769 [Lip] Jesus, how many more dogs are down there, Carl? 115 00:04:29,845 --> 00:04:31,555 [Carl] Just Rocco and Bernice, 116 00:04:31,637 --> 00:04:34,057 and she'll be dead by the end of the week. 117 00:04:38,513 --> 00:04:40,263 Does anyone know what cocktail attire is? 118 00:04:40,346 --> 00:04:42,176 It's a little early for cocktails, 119 00:04:42,263 --> 00:04:43,383 - even for a Gallagher. - [cell phone chimes] 120 00:04:43,471 --> 00:04:44,721 It's a West Point mixer this afternoon. 121 00:04:44,804 --> 00:04:45,924 Says I need cocktail attire. 122 00:04:46,012 --> 00:04:47,632 Says it's a suit. 123 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:49,170 Who goes to drink in a suit? 124 00:04:49,263 --> 00:04:50,763 Ah, fuck, Fiona's almost here. 125 00:04:50,845 --> 00:04:51,975 What now? 126 00:04:52,054 --> 00:04:53,674 She wants to take me to my meeting. 127 00:04:53,762 --> 00:04:55,092 - [Lip and Debbie] Don't do it! - [Liam] Bad idea. 128 00:04:55,179 --> 00:04:56,309 She thinks I should take an insanity plea. 129 00:04:56,388 --> 00:04:57,678 Insanity? 130 00:04:57,762 --> 00:04:59,222 Yeah, bipolar. Off my meds. 131 00:04:59,304 --> 00:05:00,974 How long would you get for that? 132 00:05:01,054 --> 00:05:03,514 Lawyer thinks two years, plus probation. 133 00:05:03,595 --> 00:05:05,095 What are your other options? 134 00:05:05,179 --> 00:05:07,559 Well, I could plead guilty, get a reduced sentence, 135 00:05:07,637 --> 00:05:08,677 five to ten years, 136 00:05:08,762 --> 00:05:10,722 or I could plead innocent... 137 00:05:10,804 --> 00:05:12,674 Well, what about that video of you blowing up the van? 138 00:05:12,762 --> 00:05:14,922 ...and they'll find me guilty, so I get 10 to 20. 139 00:05:15,012 --> 00:05:16,342 [door opens, closes] 140 00:05:16,429 --> 00:05:17,559 [Fiona] Hi. 141 00:05:17,637 --> 00:05:19,227 Hey. 142 00:05:19,304 --> 00:05:21,304 Oh, what smells like dead dog? 143 00:05:21,388 --> 00:05:22,428 It's dead dog. 144 00:05:22,513 --> 00:05:23,553 I'm taking care of it. 145 00:05:23,637 --> 00:05:25,347 You ready? 146 00:05:25,429 --> 00:05:27,179 I told you, I don't need a ride. 147 00:05:27,263 --> 00:05:30,053 Oh, I'm taking Liam to school, so it's on my way. 148 00:05:30,137 --> 00:05:31,727 - Anybody else? - [Lip] I'm good. 149 00:05:31,804 --> 00:05:32,924 I'm headed to Patsy's, 150 00:05:33,012 --> 00:05:34,512 trying to make things work with Alex. 151 00:05:34,595 --> 00:05:35,515 [Fiona] Who's Alex? 152 00:05:35,595 --> 00:05:37,475 My girlfriend. 153 00:05:37,554 --> 00:05:38,724 Your girlfriend? 154 00:05:38,804 --> 00:05:39,674 You gay now? 155 00:05:39,762 --> 00:05:41,382 - Yes. - No. 156 00:05:41,471 --> 00:05:42,881 [Fiona] Okay. 157 00:05:42,971 --> 00:05:44,721 You two, let's go. Someone should wash 158 00:05:44,804 --> 00:05:46,264 a dish around here once in a while. 159 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,926 [Lip] Hey, buddy, have a good day. 160 00:05:52,388 --> 00:05:54,768 All right, well, ease up, you drunks. Ladies first. 161 00:05:54,845 --> 00:05:55,805 [Kermit] Can I have a beer, V? 162 00:05:55,887 --> 00:05:58,307 Can I take off my coat first? 163 00:06:01,845 --> 00:06:04,475 [Veronica] Hands off, Tommy! 164 00:06:06,679 --> 00:06:08,229 Frank? 165 00:06:08,304 --> 00:06:09,634 Hey! 166 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:11,420 Did you sleep here again? 167 00:06:12,887 --> 00:06:15,597 I-I drank a bit too. 168 00:06:18,012 --> 00:06:19,222 Two bucks? 169 00:06:19,304 --> 00:06:20,724 You drank two bucks' worth of booze? 170 00:06:20,804 --> 00:06:22,384 No, that's all that's left 171 00:06:22,471 --> 00:06:24,671 from the Mo White campaign fund. 172 00:06:25,346 --> 00:06:27,136 [woman] You Kevin Ball? 173 00:06:29,054 --> 00:06:30,924 You a health inspector? 174 00:06:31,012 --> 00:06:33,132 Uh, no. [scoffs] 175 00:06:34,137 --> 00:06:35,597 Jehovah's Witness? 176 00:06:35,679 --> 00:06:37,099 - No. - IRS? 177 00:06:37,179 --> 00:06:38,059 No. 178 00:06:38,137 --> 00:06:40,057 Then yes, I'm Kevin Ball. 179 00:06:40,137 --> 00:06:41,847 Uh, Alison de Marco, 180 00:06:41,929 --> 00:06:44,729 from the Women's Equality and Empowerment March. 181 00:06:44,804 --> 00:06:46,094 We're very impressed with what 182 00:06:46,179 --> 00:06:47,769 you've been doing with Vagina Safe. 183 00:06:47,845 --> 00:06:49,845 We're looking to add a few men to our list of march speakers, 184 00:06:49,929 --> 00:06:52,389 and as head of the Vagina Safe initiative, 185 00:06:52,471 --> 00:06:54,131 you're at the top of our list. 186 00:06:55,887 --> 00:06:57,347 [chuckles] 187 00:06:59,263 --> 00:07:02,133 That dentist who bought your bike-- 188 00:07:02,221 --> 00:07:04,421 check didn't bounce, did it? 189 00:07:04,513 --> 00:07:05,843 No. Why? 190 00:07:05,929 --> 00:07:07,769 He totaled it already. 191 00:07:07,845 --> 00:07:09,555 Had to strip it for parts. 192 00:07:09,637 --> 00:07:10,977 [Toby] Lip! 193 00:07:11,054 --> 00:07:12,174 A little help? 194 00:07:12,263 --> 00:07:13,723 What is it with these rich assholes 195 00:07:13,804 --> 00:07:15,264 who can't ride bikes? 196 00:07:15,346 --> 00:07:16,426 Ah! Whoa! 197 00:07:16,513 --> 00:07:17,923 Jesus, Toby. 198 00:07:18,012 --> 00:07:19,052 [Toby laughs] 199 00:07:19,137 --> 00:07:21,057 My bad, man. 200 00:07:22,179 --> 00:07:23,849 Price of victory, dude. 201 00:07:23,929 --> 00:07:25,349 Victory in what? 202 00:07:25,429 --> 00:07:26,849 I do a little street racing. 203 00:07:26,929 --> 00:07:29,729 Slid across the finish line on my ass, but I won. 204 00:07:29,804 --> 00:07:31,514 Think you can fix it? 205 00:07:31,595 --> 00:07:33,595 Yeah. It's gonna take a while, though. 206 00:07:33,679 --> 00:07:35,429 No worries. I got a few backup bikes. 207 00:07:35,513 --> 00:07:38,383 [power surges, winds down] 208 00:07:38,471 --> 00:07:40,971 What the hell? 209 00:07:41,054 --> 00:07:43,174 [wrench clatters] 210 00:07:44,346 --> 00:07:47,726 [electricity crackling] 211 00:07:47,804 --> 00:07:49,674 That's gonna take a while. 212 00:07:51,096 --> 00:07:53,476 [sighs] Guess we go home. 213 00:07:53,554 --> 00:07:56,014 Yo. Come out to a race sometime. 214 00:07:56,096 --> 00:07:57,846 Never know where they are until the hour before. 215 00:07:57,929 --> 00:08:00,269 I'll text you. All right. 216 00:08:07,513 --> 00:08:09,633 Mo White. 217 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:13,670 More like "Mo lily-livered asshole." 218 00:08:14,887 --> 00:08:17,057 Wouldn't take me to Washington. 219 00:08:17,137 --> 00:08:20,807 Says I'm a political liability. 220 00:08:20,887 --> 00:08:23,677 So I-I misappropriated 221 00:08:23,762 --> 00:08:25,342 some campaign funds. 222 00:08:25,429 --> 00:08:29,809 He's a child molester, for fuck's sake. 223 00:08:29,887 --> 00:08:31,267 Frank. 224 00:08:31,346 --> 00:08:33,226 - I'm gonna start a recall. - Frank. 225 00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:35,424 I put him in there. I can take him out. 226 00:08:35,513 --> 00:08:36,723 Frank! 227 00:08:36,804 --> 00:08:38,264 Your piss is brown. 228 00:08:39,513 --> 00:08:41,263 Oh. 229 00:08:41,346 --> 00:08:43,176 Yeah. 230 00:08:43,263 --> 00:08:45,263 That is brown. 231 00:08:47,637 --> 00:08:50,767 - [Frank thuds] - For fuck's sake! Damn it. 232 00:08:52,137 --> 00:08:53,267 Frank? 233 00:08:56,054 --> 00:08:58,634 Uh, Kev? 234 00:09:02,554 --> 00:09:05,304 Fuck you, necktie piece of shit. 235 00:09:05,762 --> 00:09:07,132 [sighs] 236 00:09:24,179 --> 00:09:25,979 Hey. You headed to the West Point thing? 237 00:09:26,054 --> 00:09:27,384 Uh, yeah. What are you doing home? 238 00:09:27,471 --> 00:09:29,881 Uh, there's a power outage at work. 239 00:09:29,971 --> 00:09:31,051 - You okay? - Yeah. 240 00:09:31,137 --> 00:09:32,517 And Xan? 241 00:09:32,595 --> 00:09:33,765 Yeah. 242 00:09:33,845 --> 00:09:35,515 Is that Liam's clip-on? 243 00:09:36,595 --> 00:09:39,515 [exhales] There you go. 244 00:09:39,595 --> 00:09:42,135 And... 245 00:09:42,221 --> 00:09:44,761 - bam, you look good. - All right? 246 00:09:44,845 --> 00:09:47,925 Yo, I could stay back and hang out if you want. 247 00:09:48,012 --> 00:09:51,802 No, no, I got a list of things I wanted to do, 248 00:09:51,887 --> 00:09:53,177 but, uh...go get yourself 249 00:09:53,263 --> 00:09:54,263 a spot at West Point, all right? 250 00:09:54,346 --> 00:09:56,176 Okay. All right. 251 00:10:00,179 --> 00:10:01,389 [door closes] 252 00:10:03,929 --> 00:10:05,639 Hey, anybody home? 253 00:10:06,845 --> 00:10:08,385 Cool. 254 00:10:13,804 --> 00:10:17,514 Um, you didn't have to order all this food. 255 00:10:17,595 --> 00:10:19,135 I wanted to. 256 00:10:19,221 --> 00:10:20,631 I'm not ready to give up on us just yet. 257 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,260 I know I may be a new lesbian, 258 00:10:22,346 --> 00:10:23,596 but I think I can be pretty good at it. 259 00:10:23,679 --> 00:10:27,019 [laughs] Sorry, you sound like Jasmine. 260 00:10:27,096 --> 00:10:28,016 Who's that? 261 00:10:28,096 --> 00:10:29,386 My second grade girlfriend, 262 00:10:29,471 --> 00:10:32,971 until I found out she was playing doctor 263 00:10:33,054 --> 00:10:35,174 with Ricardo Jimenez at naptime. 264 00:10:35,263 --> 00:10:38,173 - [scoffs] What a bitch. - Mm-hmm. 265 00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:39,723 Not as bad as Shawnte Watson, though. 266 00:10:39,804 --> 00:10:41,474 She would only closed-mouth kiss me 267 00:10:41,554 --> 00:10:43,304 while she would tongue-kiss boys behind my back. 268 00:10:43,388 --> 00:10:45,348 Damn. Third grade girlfriend? 269 00:10:45,429 --> 00:10:47,139 Second grade still. 270 00:10:47,221 --> 00:10:49,261 No, third grade was, uh, Ronnie Carson. 271 00:10:49,346 --> 00:10:51,976 She would, uh, tell her mom 272 00:10:52,054 --> 00:10:54,304 we were getting married. 273 00:10:54,388 --> 00:10:56,478 [Dr. Singh] Your body is rejecting your liver. 274 00:10:56,554 --> 00:10:58,384 I've been taking my medication. 275 00:10:58,471 --> 00:11:00,171 You've been on AssimiPro since your transplant. 276 00:11:00,263 --> 00:11:01,593 After about five years, 277 00:11:01,679 --> 00:11:03,309 it can tend to lose its efficacy. 278 00:11:03,388 --> 00:11:05,808 I'm going to switch you to Hepatocycline. 279 00:11:05,887 --> 00:11:07,727 Top of the line, just approved by the FDA. 280 00:11:07,804 --> 00:11:09,724 Pretty much zero side effects. 281 00:11:09,804 --> 00:11:12,554 We'll start you on a megadose and an IV right now, 282 00:11:12,637 --> 00:11:14,387 and then we'll send you home with some pills. 283 00:11:14,471 --> 00:11:15,881 How much does that cost? 284 00:11:15,971 --> 00:11:17,721 With insurance, maybe 20 bucks a month. 285 00:11:17,804 --> 00:11:18,514 No insurance. 286 00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:19,845 You don't have insurance? 287 00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:21,599 Correct. 288 00:11:21,679 --> 00:11:23,889 Eh, then you're looking at two grand a month. 289 00:11:23,971 --> 00:11:25,921 - What? A month? - Jesus. 290 00:11:26,012 --> 00:11:28,172 You could do the generic, Hepazone C-- 291 00:11:28,263 --> 00:11:29,723 been around since the '70s. 292 00:11:29,804 --> 00:11:30,924 How much is that? 293 00:11:31,012 --> 00:11:32,382 Around 30 bucks a month. 294 00:11:32,471 --> 00:11:34,801 Great, start me with a megadose of that, 295 00:11:34,887 --> 00:11:37,427 throw in some Vicodin, and my interracial friends 296 00:11:37,513 --> 00:11:39,053 and myself will be on our way. 297 00:11:39,137 --> 00:11:40,767 [Dr. Singh] I need to go over the side effects with you 298 00:11:40,845 --> 00:11:43,635 before you decide that Hepazone is right for you. 299 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:46,800 I never met a drug I didn't like, but hit me. 300 00:11:46,887 --> 00:11:48,637 Here we go. 301 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:50,300 - Sporadic blindness... - [Veronica] Blindness? 302 00:11:50,388 --> 00:11:51,638 ...paralysis of the face... 303 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:52,550 Wow. 304 00:11:52,637 --> 00:11:53,677 [Dr. Singh] ...skin rashes, 305 00:11:53,762 --> 00:11:55,842 joint pain, hair loss, 306 00:11:55,929 --> 00:11:58,349 gout, insomnia, mouth ulcers, 307 00:11:58,429 --> 00:12:00,729 halitosis, degeneration of the gums, 308 00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:02,014 testicular soreness, 309 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:03,806 severely heightened emotional sensitivity... 310 00:12:03,887 --> 00:12:05,137 [scoffs] 311 00:12:05,221 --> 00:12:07,011 ...and erectile dysfunction. 312 00:12:07,096 --> 00:12:08,386 His willy won't work? 313 00:12:08,471 --> 00:12:10,301 It's possible. 314 00:12:10,388 --> 00:12:12,138 Oh, no worries, Doc. 315 00:12:12,221 --> 00:12:15,261 No way my member won't march. 316 00:12:15,346 --> 00:12:16,926 I'll take the generic. 317 00:12:27,054 --> 00:12:28,174 Right, thanks for the ride. 318 00:12:28,263 --> 00:12:29,513 Sure. 319 00:12:33,762 --> 00:12:34,882 [car beeps] 320 00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:36,511 Where you going? 321 00:12:36,595 --> 00:12:38,175 I got a couple minutes before I gotta be at work. 322 00:12:38,263 --> 00:12:40,173 Ha, no way. Absolutely not. 323 00:12:40,263 --> 00:12:41,973 I'm not gonna even say anything. 324 00:12:42,054 --> 00:12:43,594 I'm just gonna listen. 325 00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:45,099 [Fiona] Are you kidding me? 326 00:12:45,179 --> 00:12:46,559 He is pleading insanity. 327 00:12:46,637 --> 00:12:48,677 - End of story. - If he admits he's bipolar, 328 00:12:48,762 --> 00:12:50,922 suddenly our entire movement is about mental illness. 329 00:12:51,012 --> 00:12:52,842 [Fiona] So you want him to go to prison for ten years? 330 00:12:52,929 --> 00:12:54,769 He'll get less if he pleads guilty. 331 00:12:54,845 --> 00:12:56,225 - Excuse me. - [Fiona] And even less 332 00:12:56,304 --> 00:12:57,594 if he pleads insanity. 333 00:12:57,679 --> 00:12:59,559 Hey! 334 00:13:00,804 --> 00:13:03,424 Does anyone wanna hear what my lawyer has to say? 335 00:13:05,012 --> 00:13:07,342 Look, I know this judge. 336 00:13:07,429 --> 00:13:08,889 - [Phil] He understands-- - Excuse me. 337 00:13:08,971 --> 00:13:10,171 If you make him plead insanity, 338 00:13:10,263 --> 00:13:11,803 you are putting lives at risk. 339 00:13:11,887 --> 00:13:14,267 Kids all over the world say Ian saved them. 340 00:13:14,346 --> 00:13:15,976 He put his time in. Now you save 'em. 341 00:13:16,054 --> 00:13:17,514 They don't want Gay Mary Magdalene. 342 00:13:17,595 --> 00:13:18,595 They want gay Jesus. 343 00:13:18,679 --> 00:13:19,639 Well, they can't have him. 344 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:20,880 He belongs to his family. 345 00:13:20,971 --> 00:13:22,221 [Geneva] This is bigger than family. 346 00:13:22,304 --> 00:13:24,634 Nothing is bigger than family, 347 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:27,420 and if you send my brother to prison for one second 348 00:13:27,513 --> 00:13:29,843 longer than he needs to be there, 349 00:13:29,929 --> 00:13:33,729 I'm gonna torch a van with your pixie ass in it. 350 00:13:34,887 --> 00:13:36,597 [sighs] 351 00:14:00,012 --> 00:14:03,422 [coffee percolating] 352 00:14:05,179 --> 00:14:06,979 [coffee maker beeps] 353 00:14:13,096 --> 00:14:15,976 ♪ funky music ♪ 354 00:14:16,054 --> 00:14:19,304 ♪♪♪ 355 00:14:19,388 --> 00:14:21,888 Oh, fuck. 356 00:14:21,971 --> 00:14:26,801 ♪♪♪ 357 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:06,840 ♪♪♪ 358 00:15:21,346 --> 00:15:23,016 What can I get for you? 359 00:15:25,221 --> 00:15:26,631 Um, 360 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,470 let me get a pack of Camels. 361 00:15:28,554 --> 00:15:30,924 Um... you know what? 362 00:15:31,012 --> 00:15:34,012 Let me get a pack of American Spirits too. 363 00:15:34,096 --> 00:15:37,096 Uh, some Marlboros. 364 00:15:37,179 --> 00:15:38,639 Some, uh--some Winstons. 365 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:41,090 You know, throw some, uh, Dunhills in there 366 00:15:41,179 --> 00:15:43,309 and Pall Malls. 367 00:15:43,388 --> 00:15:45,478 I'm thinking of changing brands. 368 00:15:51,887 --> 00:15:53,097 Thank you. 369 00:15:53,804 --> 00:15:57,134 Are all lesbians that dramatic? 370 00:15:57,221 --> 00:15:58,301 Where are you going? 371 00:15:58,388 --> 00:16:00,018 - Leave me alone, Fiona. - Ian-- 372 00:16:00,096 --> 00:16:01,976 Stay out of it! 373 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,130 [Kev] So I think I'm gonna 374 00:16:11,221 --> 00:16:12,801 start my speech off with a joke. 375 00:16:12,887 --> 00:16:14,017 [Veronica] Needing a man to speak for women, 376 00:16:14,096 --> 00:16:15,346 that's the joke. 377 00:16:15,429 --> 00:16:17,139 Giving us meds that stop working 378 00:16:17,221 --> 00:16:19,131 and then pricing us out of the ones that do, 379 00:16:19,221 --> 00:16:21,421 - that's the joke. - Oh, here we go. 380 00:16:21,513 --> 00:16:22,473 [Frank] Did you hear that doctor? 381 00:16:22,554 --> 00:16:23,674 She didn't even wanna tell me 382 00:16:23,762 --> 00:16:25,672 about the generic drug. 383 00:16:25,762 --> 00:16:29,132 Well, just like the great slaves of the South... 384 00:16:29,221 --> 00:16:30,671 - Oh, don't do that, man. - All right, Frank, 385 00:16:30,762 --> 00:16:31,802 you need to stop right there. That's enough. 386 00:16:31,887 --> 00:16:32,977 ...decades of forced labor 387 00:16:33,054 --> 00:16:34,674 in the fields have left us 388 00:16:34,762 --> 00:16:36,842 - Kunta Kinte strong. - [Kev] Frank. 389 00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:39,309 [Frank] Gonna take more than a few side effects 390 00:16:39,388 --> 00:16:41,178 to break our spirits. 391 00:16:41,263 --> 00:16:43,763 Swing low, sweet chariot. 392 00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:47,471 ♪ rock music ♪ 393 00:16:47,554 --> 00:16:49,804 It's time for the field hands 394 00:16:49,887 --> 00:16:51,347 to rise. 395 00:16:51,429 --> 00:16:53,679 - I'm about to fuck you up. - Wait, wait, wait, stop. 396 00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:55,302 [Veronica] What are you doing? 397 00:16:55,388 --> 00:16:57,678 What the fuck are you do-- Get your ass out of my face! 398 00:16:57,762 --> 00:16:59,132 [Veronica] Frank! 399 00:16:59,221 --> 00:17:00,381 ♪♪♪ 400 00:17:00,471 --> 00:17:02,971 ♪ It ain't the way ♪ 401 00:17:03,054 --> 00:17:05,924 ♪ Almost every night... ♪ 402 00:17:06,012 --> 00:17:06,762 Nothing. 403 00:17:06,845 --> 00:17:09,345 ♪ It ain't the way... ♪ 404 00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:11,349 I got nothing. 405 00:17:11,429 --> 00:17:12,929 ♪ Yes, every time ♪ 406 00:17:13,012 --> 00:17:16,052 ♪ Yes, every time ♪ 407 00:17:16,137 --> 00:17:19,517 ♪♪♪ 408 00:17:19,595 --> 00:17:22,095 I mean, we're high school juniors, 409 00:17:22,179 --> 00:17:24,389 and she's still confused about her sexuality? 410 00:17:24,471 --> 00:17:26,051 Enjoy your lunch, you guys. 411 00:17:26,137 --> 00:17:29,137 I mean, how many times can a heart get broken, you know? 412 00:17:29,221 --> 00:17:31,551 [cell phone chimes] 413 00:17:31,637 --> 00:17:33,057 I can't talk right now, Fiona. 414 00:17:33,137 --> 00:17:34,427 [Fiona] Are you still at Patsy's? 415 00:17:34,513 --> 00:17:36,513 Oh, never mind. I see you. 416 00:17:36,595 --> 00:17:37,725 What's going on? 417 00:17:37,804 --> 00:17:39,594 Ugh. My brother's going to prison, 418 00:17:39,679 --> 00:17:41,849 and my sister's losing her shit. 419 00:17:42,679 --> 00:17:44,849 Hi. Hi. 420 00:17:44,929 --> 00:17:46,429 Alex. She's cute. 421 00:17:46,513 --> 00:17:48,263 - Can I borrow her for a sec? - Yeah. 422 00:17:48,346 --> 00:17:49,806 Come on. 423 00:17:51,096 --> 00:17:53,176 I think it's time for an intervention. 424 00:17:53,263 --> 00:17:55,553 Why doesn't anyone accept the fact that I'm gay? 425 00:17:55,637 --> 00:17:57,637 No, not you, Ian. 426 00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:58,880 That bitch Geneva got in his head. 427 00:17:58,971 --> 00:18:00,761 I think he's considering not taking a plea deal. 428 00:18:00,845 --> 00:18:02,725 - How do you know? - I was there. 429 00:18:02,804 --> 00:18:04,014 You went into his lawyer meeting? 430 00:18:04,096 --> 00:18:05,806 That-that's what "I was there" means. 431 00:18:05,887 --> 00:18:07,267 Tell me you didn't go all Fiona on him 432 00:18:07,346 --> 00:18:08,976 and tell him what he's supposed to do. 433 00:18:09,595 --> 00:18:11,345 "Going Fiona" is not a thing. 434 00:18:11,429 --> 00:18:13,139 Trust me. It's a thing. 435 00:18:13,221 --> 00:18:14,301 Where is he now? 436 00:18:14,388 --> 00:18:15,558 I don't know. He took off. 437 00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:18,017 He's not answering calls or texts. 438 00:18:19,012 --> 00:18:20,472 He's a grown man, Fiona. 439 00:18:20,554 --> 00:18:22,724 Sounds like he doesn't want to talk to you. 440 00:18:22,804 --> 00:18:24,974 Might be time to let go. 441 00:18:25,054 --> 00:18:28,224 ♪ marching band music ♪ 442 00:18:28,304 --> 00:18:29,804 ♪♪♪ 443 00:18:29,887 --> 00:18:32,807 [indistinct chatter] 444 00:18:32,887 --> 00:18:36,017 [marching band music playing softly] 445 00:18:36,096 --> 00:18:37,266 ♪♪♪ 446 00:18:37,346 --> 00:18:40,176 [woman laughing] 447 00:18:40,263 --> 00:18:45,633 ♪♪♪ 448 00:18:49,471 --> 00:18:53,051 [indistinct chatter] 449 00:18:53,137 --> 00:18:56,017 [Major Keefe] Will you be called to make sacrifices? 450 00:18:56,096 --> 00:18:58,676 Yes, but the pride you'll earn 451 00:18:58,762 --> 00:19:00,222 in service to this country 452 00:19:00,304 --> 00:19:02,804 will outweigh the loss you may sustain 453 00:19:02,887 --> 00:19:05,767 at the hands of our nation's foes. 454 00:19:06,471 --> 00:19:08,261 Enjoy the food, 455 00:19:08,346 --> 00:19:10,016 and with any luck, 456 00:19:10,096 --> 00:19:13,306 we'll be buried side by side at Arlington one day. 457 00:19:13,388 --> 00:19:17,928 ♪♪♪ 458 00:19:21,054 --> 00:19:23,014 Want a little spice in your punch? 459 00:19:23,096 --> 00:19:24,596 What? 460 00:19:24,679 --> 00:19:26,349 Absinthe. 461 00:19:26,429 --> 00:19:27,729 Sure. 462 00:19:27,804 --> 00:19:31,424 ♪♪♪ 463 00:19:31,513 --> 00:19:33,173 - I'm Kelly. - Carl. 464 00:19:33,263 --> 00:19:35,133 Are you a candidate for West Point? 465 00:19:35,221 --> 00:19:37,261 Am I one of these pussies? No. 466 00:19:37,346 --> 00:19:39,476 Annapolis-bound, much to the chagrin 467 00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:41,264 of Old Iron Legs there. 468 00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:42,386 Major Keefe? 469 00:19:42,471 --> 00:19:43,801 He's my dad. 470 00:19:43,887 --> 00:19:45,387 Is that a clip-on tie? 471 00:19:45,471 --> 00:19:48,011 Uh, yeah. I don't know how to tie a real one. 472 00:19:48,096 --> 00:19:50,226 No shit. 473 00:19:51,096 --> 00:19:52,636 - Well, that's interesting. - [man] Kelly. 474 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:53,880 Hi. 475 00:19:53,971 --> 00:19:54,841 Hi. 476 00:19:54,929 --> 00:19:56,309 What's your name? 477 00:19:56,388 --> 00:19:57,678 Jackson Ehrenreich. 478 00:19:57,762 --> 00:20:00,172 We met at the cotillion, 479 00:20:00,263 --> 00:20:02,093 fooled around a bit in the coat check. 480 00:20:02,179 --> 00:20:04,729 ♪♪♪ 481 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:07,804 My dick sort of... bent hard to the left. 482 00:20:08,429 --> 00:20:09,479 Yikes. 483 00:20:09,554 --> 00:20:10,974 Jacob, was it? 484 00:20:11,054 --> 00:20:12,054 Jackson. 485 00:20:12,137 --> 00:20:13,347 - Ehrenreich. - Right. 486 00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:14,429 That's a different Kelly. 487 00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:16,263 I think I saw her in the map room earlier. 488 00:20:16,346 --> 00:20:18,596 Straight down that way, then a hard to the left. 489 00:20:18,679 --> 00:20:21,179 ♪♪♪ 490 00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:22,553 Douchebag. 491 00:20:22,637 --> 00:20:24,427 I was barely conscious. 492 00:20:25,429 --> 00:20:27,929 Let's go sample Daddy Dearest's scotch collection. 493 00:20:28,012 --> 00:20:30,922 [Kev] And I'm proud to defend you women 494 00:20:31,012 --> 00:20:32,672 and all the women of Chicago 495 00:20:32,762 --> 00:20:34,882 against the scourge on society 496 00:20:34,971 --> 00:20:36,971 that is the clueless man. 497 00:20:37,054 --> 00:20:39,134 #TimesUp, my sisters. 498 00:20:39,221 --> 00:20:42,511 Oh, and #MeToo. What do you think? 499 00:20:42,595 --> 00:20:43,725 [Frank] You hard, Kermit? 500 00:20:43,804 --> 00:20:45,054 [Kermit] Yup. 501 00:20:45,137 --> 00:20:47,057 - Tommy? - Oh, yeah. 502 00:20:47,137 --> 00:20:48,767 Great. 503 00:20:48,845 --> 00:20:50,805 You two assholes have stiffies, 504 00:20:50,887 --> 00:20:52,927 and little Frank is turtling. 505 00:20:53,012 --> 00:20:54,172 Maybe that's 'cause you're watching porn 506 00:20:54,263 --> 00:20:57,303 with Kermit and Tommy. The usual, Libby? 507 00:20:57,388 --> 00:20:59,058 - It's a workday, ain't it? - [Kev] Turn that porn off. 508 00:20:59,137 --> 00:21:01,387 We're gonna have to lower our own Vagina Safe rating. 509 00:21:01,471 --> 00:21:03,671 Are my eyelids moving? 510 00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:06,512 I think my face is paralyzed. 511 00:21:08,513 --> 00:21:10,263 Did you just gargle with rubbing alcohol? 512 00:21:10,346 --> 00:21:12,926 Yeah. If you had the dick in your mouth 513 00:21:13,012 --> 00:21:15,382 that I just had in mine, you would too. 514 00:21:15,471 --> 00:21:17,721 Hey, Libby... 515 00:21:17,804 --> 00:21:19,344 I'm off-duty. 516 00:21:19,429 --> 00:21:22,309 Pay off-duty rates. 517 00:21:22,388 --> 00:21:24,098 [sighs] 518 00:21:24,179 --> 00:21:25,389 Let's get this over with. 519 00:21:25,471 --> 00:21:27,301 [laughs] 520 00:21:30,971 --> 00:21:33,131 [Terry hacks, spits] 521 00:21:33,221 --> 00:21:34,591 Coming. 522 00:21:34,679 --> 00:21:36,519 Hi, Mr. Milkovich. 523 00:21:36,595 --> 00:21:39,015 Mickey's in Mexico. Fuck off, rectum boy. 524 00:21:39,096 --> 00:21:40,516 I'm not here to see Mickey. 525 00:21:40,595 --> 00:21:41,765 I'm here to see you. 526 00:21:41,845 --> 00:21:43,385 What, you trying to faggify all of us? 527 00:21:43,471 --> 00:21:45,801 You don't faggify people. That's not how-- 528 00:21:45,887 --> 00:21:47,887 how much time'd you do in the pen? 529 00:21:47,971 --> 00:21:49,801 Eighteen years, on and off. 530 00:21:49,887 --> 00:21:51,017 How bad was it? 531 00:21:51,096 --> 00:21:53,096 Depends on your definition of bad. 532 00:21:53,179 --> 00:21:55,979 Mouth- and ass-rapings-- which you'd probably enjoy-- 533 00:21:56,054 --> 00:21:57,724 beatings by the guards, food sucked-- 534 00:21:57,804 --> 00:21:59,134 You were mouth- and ass-raped? 535 00:21:59,221 --> 00:22:00,631 You kidding? I did the raping. 536 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,550 Milkoviches don't bottom. 537 00:22:02,637 --> 00:22:04,387 Was Mickey adopted? 538 00:22:04,471 --> 00:22:05,631 Fuck off, Gallagher. 539 00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:07,380 Okay, rapings... 540 00:22:07,471 --> 00:22:09,131 food, guards-- I can handle that shit. 541 00:22:09,221 --> 00:22:10,221 I just need to know if-- 542 00:22:10,304 --> 00:22:12,724 Anyone can handle that shit. 543 00:22:12,804 --> 00:22:15,054 It's the boredom that'll kill you. 544 00:22:15,137 --> 00:22:17,057 Starts out, you're figuring out your surroundings. 545 00:22:17,137 --> 00:22:18,927 Then the day-to-day sets in. 546 00:22:19,012 --> 00:22:21,012 Start reading books, lifting weights, 547 00:22:21,096 --> 00:22:23,346 fuck a few of the pussy boys in the yard, 548 00:22:23,429 --> 00:22:26,139 but you're in the same place with the same assholes, 549 00:22:26,221 --> 00:22:28,381 doing the same shit every second of every hour 550 00:22:28,471 --> 00:22:31,381 of every day of every goddamned year. 551 00:22:33,054 --> 00:22:35,884 I was you, I'd pack my shit and run. 552 00:22:44,388 --> 00:22:45,518 Hi, Satchel Boy. 553 00:22:45,595 --> 00:22:46,805 What do you want, Sissy? 554 00:22:46,887 --> 00:22:48,427 Just wondering how your day was. 555 00:22:48,513 --> 00:22:50,133 Todd? 556 00:22:50,762 --> 00:22:52,342 Todd? 557 00:22:52,429 --> 00:22:53,979 Shut up! 558 00:22:54,054 --> 00:22:55,974 I'm just-just trying to be friendly. 559 00:22:56,054 --> 00:22:57,344 ♪ percussive music ♪ 560 00:22:57,429 --> 00:22:58,929 My day was fine. 561 00:22:59,012 --> 00:23:00,882 Good, good. 562 00:23:00,971 --> 00:23:06,091 ♪♪♪ 563 00:23:12,346 --> 00:23:13,846 ♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh... ♪ 564 00:23:13,929 --> 00:23:15,389 Don't-don't stop. 565 00:23:15,471 --> 00:23:17,551 I'm starting to feel something. 566 00:23:17,637 --> 00:23:18,477 [moans] 567 00:23:18,554 --> 00:23:20,384 Ugh, fuck this. 568 00:23:20,471 --> 00:23:22,591 I gotta stop. 569 00:23:22,679 --> 00:23:24,979 Why? 570 00:23:25,054 --> 00:23:26,634 Because my neck is killing me, 571 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:29,590 my-my knees are hurting... 572 00:23:31,804 --> 00:23:33,174 [crying] 573 00:23:33,263 --> 00:23:34,763 God. 574 00:23:34,845 --> 00:23:36,595 Just give me a few minutes. We'll go again. 575 00:23:36,679 --> 00:23:40,729 No, it's a side effect of my liver meds. 576 00:23:40,804 --> 00:23:43,304 - [crying] - Damn. 577 00:23:43,388 --> 00:23:45,848 It's generic. 578 00:23:45,929 --> 00:23:48,389 I can't afford the brand name. 579 00:23:48,471 --> 00:23:51,011 [cries] Here. 580 00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:52,806 No, no, no. I-I-- You keep it. 581 00:23:52,887 --> 00:23:54,517 I didn't get the job done. 582 00:23:54,595 --> 00:23:56,475 No, take it. 583 00:23:56,554 --> 00:23:59,384 [crying] 584 00:24:03,679 --> 00:24:06,059 [kissing sounds] 585 00:24:06,137 --> 00:24:08,807 [marching band music playing faintly] 586 00:24:08,887 --> 00:24:14,227 ♪♪♪ 587 00:24:17,471 --> 00:24:19,471 [laughs] 588 00:24:19,554 --> 00:24:20,554 Wanna have sex? 589 00:24:20,637 --> 00:24:22,267 Easy answer, yes, 590 00:24:22,346 --> 00:24:24,766 but Kev made me sign some form that I wouldn't 591 00:24:24,845 --> 00:24:27,345 fuck anyone who's too drunk to provide consent. 592 00:24:27,429 --> 00:24:28,229 Who's Kev? 593 00:24:28,304 --> 00:24:30,224 He's the Vagina Safe guy. 594 00:24:30,304 --> 00:24:34,724 Tell Kev I can keep my own vagina safe. 595 00:24:34,804 --> 00:24:36,804 [laughs] 596 00:24:36,887 --> 00:24:42,267 ♪♪♪ 597 00:24:45,804 --> 00:24:47,264 Kelly? 598 00:24:49,554 --> 00:24:51,264 Was that a yes? 599 00:24:52,762 --> 00:24:54,382 Ian? 600 00:24:57,471 --> 00:24:59,091 Ian! 601 00:25:26,096 --> 00:25:28,596 - Fuck me. - [door closes] 602 00:25:28,679 --> 00:25:30,059 Ian? 603 00:25:32,971 --> 00:25:33,801 - [Fiona] Hey. - Hey. 604 00:25:33,887 --> 00:25:35,177 [Fiona] I've been texting you. 605 00:25:35,263 --> 00:25:36,303 Oh, there's a power outage at work. 606 00:25:36,388 --> 00:25:37,678 I went for a run. What's up? 607 00:25:37,762 --> 00:25:39,052 We gotta go find Ian. 608 00:25:39,137 --> 00:25:42,057 He jumped bail. I think he's skipping out on his hearing. 609 00:25:42,137 --> 00:25:43,637 How do you figure? 610 00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:45,340 He dyed his hair and his drawers are empty. 611 00:25:45,429 --> 00:25:48,139 Bus station or train station? Which one you want? 612 00:25:48,221 --> 00:25:51,591 Uh...neither. 613 00:25:51,679 --> 00:25:53,229 Sounds like he doesn't want to be found. 614 00:25:53,304 --> 00:25:55,474 [Fiona] I don't care if he wants to be found. 615 00:25:55,595 --> 00:25:57,555 He's a fugitive, and he's our brother. 616 00:25:57,637 --> 00:25:59,477 He gets caught like this, he's gonna get sent away 617 00:25:59,554 --> 00:26:02,094 for way longer than ten years. 618 00:26:02,179 --> 00:26:03,519 You're okay with him risking that? 619 00:26:03,595 --> 00:26:04,885 No, I'm not okay with that, 620 00:26:04,971 --> 00:26:07,131 but it's not up to me. 621 00:26:07,221 --> 00:26:08,341 He's an adult. He made a decision. 622 00:26:08,429 --> 00:26:09,929 It's the wrong decision. 623 00:26:10,012 --> 00:26:12,132 Did you go all Fiona on him? 624 00:26:12,221 --> 00:26:13,881 That is not a thing. 625 00:26:13,971 --> 00:26:16,341 Look, if you push someone too hard in one direction, 626 00:26:16,429 --> 00:26:18,099 they're just gonna run three times faster 627 00:26:18,179 --> 00:26:20,429 - in the other direction. - Or you can shove them so hard 628 00:26:20,513 --> 00:26:22,473 in the right direction that they do what's right. 629 00:26:22,554 --> 00:26:25,014 That's why it's called the right direction. 630 00:26:25,096 --> 00:26:27,386 So bus station or train station? 631 00:26:27,471 --> 00:26:29,551 Neither. 632 00:26:29,637 --> 00:26:31,267 Fine. 633 00:26:36,971 --> 00:26:38,131 [door closes] 634 00:26:38,845 --> 00:26:41,475 And I think that, like, make sure we're stapling them 635 00:26:41,554 --> 00:26:42,594 really tight, 'cause remember at the last rally 636 00:26:42,679 --> 00:26:44,519 when they all fell off? Yeah. 637 00:26:44,595 --> 00:26:46,555 No, that's how we learned to not use glue. 638 00:26:46,637 --> 00:26:48,767 Okay, this is all looking really, really good. 639 00:26:48,845 --> 00:26:50,725 Make sure that we're stapling it on... 640 00:26:50,804 --> 00:26:52,724 [Alison] Oh, uh, everyone not speaking at the march, 641 00:26:52,804 --> 00:26:54,054 take a break. 642 00:26:54,137 --> 00:26:56,927 We need the room for rehearsal. 643 00:26:57,012 --> 00:27:01,842 Women, I would like to welcome our newest speaker, Kevin Ball, 644 00:27:01,929 --> 00:27:03,139 and his partner, Veronica. 645 00:27:03,221 --> 00:27:04,721 - Welcome, guys. Hi. - Hello. 646 00:27:04,804 --> 00:27:06,474 [Alison] Uh, Kevin, glad to have 647 00:27:06,554 --> 00:27:09,174 a man on board who understands the dangers we women face. 648 00:27:09,263 --> 00:27:11,553 Honored to be a part of the sisterhood. 649 00:27:12,804 --> 00:27:14,014 [Alison] Now, uh, 650 00:27:14,096 --> 00:27:15,266 audiences at these marches 651 00:27:15,346 --> 00:27:16,976 have zero attention span, 652 00:27:17,054 --> 00:27:19,804 so we've gotta keep this ship moving. 653 00:27:19,887 --> 00:27:22,057 Let's run a cue-to-cue. 654 00:27:22,137 --> 00:27:24,017 Uh, order's right there. Stage one. 655 00:27:24,096 --> 00:27:26,056 Each of you stand, give the first 656 00:27:26,137 --> 00:27:27,557 and last lines of your speech 657 00:27:27,637 --> 00:27:30,767 so the next person knows when it's her--or his-- 658 00:27:30,845 --> 00:27:32,135 turn to speak. 659 00:27:32,221 --> 00:27:34,421 Charisma, what's your first line? 660 00:27:35,388 --> 00:27:37,728 [exhales deeply] 661 00:27:37,804 --> 00:27:39,724 Twelve years ago, I was gang-raped 662 00:27:39,804 --> 00:27:40,924 in a bathroom 663 00:27:41,012 --> 00:27:43,512 near the level two east concession stand. 664 00:27:43,595 --> 00:27:44,975 [Alison] And last line. 665 00:27:45,054 --> 00:27:46,674 With my family's support, 666 00:27:46,762 --> 00:27:49,842 I can finally get out of bed during football season. 667 00:27:49,929 --> 00:27:53,559 Applause, applause, applause. Loyola, that's your cue. 668 00:27:53,637 --> 00:27:57,057 Uh, when I was 16, I woke up in an alley on my birthday. 669 00:27:57,137 --> 00:27:59,677 [sighs] Blah, blah, blah. 670 00:27:59,762 --> 00:28:01,012 [sighs] 671 00:28:01,096 --> 00:28:02,556 I'm a stronger woman now, 672 00:28:02,637 --> 00:28:05,387 and I can finally defecate pain-free. 673 00:28:05,471 --> 00:28:08,261 I got my first abortion when I was 14. 674 00:28:08,346 --> 00:28:11,226 I was sex-trafficked at the age of six. 675 00:28:11,304 --> 00:28:13,344 [Grace] I was 13 when I was circumcised. 676 00:28:13,429 --> 00:28:15,729 I just want my clitoris back. 677 00:28:15,804 --> 00:28:17,134 Fuck men. 678 00:28:17,221 --> 00:28:19,221 Fuck 'em up the ass. 679 00:28:19,304 --> 00:28:20,724 Fuck all of them. 680 00:28:20,804 --> 00:28:22,094 [applause] 681 00:28:22,179 --> 00:28:23,479 [Alison] So, Kevin, when you hear, 682 00:28:23,554 --> 00:28:25,764 "Fuck men. Fuck them up the ass. Fuck all of them," 683 00:28:25,845 --> 00:28:27,805 that's when you go. 684 00:28:27,887 --> 00:28:28,847 [clears throat] 685 00:28:28,929 --> 00:28:31,809 ♪ rock music ♪ 686 00:28:31,887 --> 00:28:33,347 ♪♪♪ 687 00:28:33,429 --> 00:28:35,389 Okay, 3:30 group, you can go in now. 688 00:28:36,762 --> 00:28:38,222 Sir, I'm sorry. 689 00:28:38,304 --> 00:28:40,304 Everyone in this group has to go in now. 690 00:28:40,388 --> 00:28:41,728 I'm just waiting for someone. 691 00:28:41,804 --> 00:28:44,094 Is there any way we can go in the next group? 692 00:28:44,179 --> 00:28:47,019 It's now or never. Sorry. 693 00:28:47,096 --> 00:28:49,556 ♪♪♪ 694 00:28:49,637 --> 00:28:50,807 [woman] Come right this way. 695 00:28:50,887 --> 00:28:52,847 Step on, step ahead. 696 00:28:52,929 --> 00:28:54,729 ♪♪♪ 697 00:28:54,804 --> 00:28:56,384 ♪ I think I found ♪ 698 00:28:56,471 --> 00:28:57,921 ♪ The answer to ♪ 699 00:28:58,012 --> 00:28:59,672 ♪ My shaking hands ♪ 700 00:28:59,762 --> 00:29:01,512 ♪ Is a steady you ♪ 701 00:29:01,595 --> 00:29:03,265 ♪ I think you know ♪ 702 00:29:03,346 --> 00:29:05,056 ♪ That what I need ♪ 703 00:29:05,137 --> 00:29:06,597 ♪ Is a balanced heart ♪ 704 00:29:06,679 --> 00:29:08,769 ♪ To steady me ♪ 705 00:29:08,845 --> 00:29:13,675 ♪♪♪ 706 00:29:15,221 --> 00:29:17,011 ♪ There's a diamond on an island ♪ 707 00:29:17,096 --> 00:29:19,476 ♪ In the middle of my soul ♪ 708 00:29:19,554 --> 00:29:21,304 ♪♪♪ 709 00:29:21,388 --> 00:29:23,098 ♪ But it's sinking to the bottom ♪ 710 00:29:23,179 --> 00:29:25,309 ♪ Of the salt water ♪ 711 00:29:25,388 --> 00:29:27,518 ♪ That is my self-control ♪ 712 00:29:27,595 --> 00:29:29,095 [cell phone dings] 713 00:29:29,179 --> 00:29:31,639 ♪ Line upon line ♪ 714 00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:35,010 ♪ I read a million words with nothing to say ♪ 715 00:29:35,096 --> 00:29:36,726 [Fiona] Fuck! 716 00:29:36,804 --> 00:29:37,804 ♪ But I feel all right being lost ♪ 717 00:29:37,887 --> 00:29:39,347 Fuck. 718 00:29:39,429 --> 00:29:40,679 ♪ I'm just looking to forget ♪ 719 00:29:40,762 --> 00:29:42,762 ♪ The modern age ♪ 720 00:29:42,845 --> 00:29:45,015 ♪ I think I found ♪ 721 00:29:45,096 --> 00:29:46,636 ♪ The answer to ♪ 722 00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:48,130 ♪ My shaking hands ♪ 723 00:29:48,221 --> 00:29:50,221 ♪ Is a steady you ♪ 724 00:29:50,304 --> 00:29:52,134 ♪ I think you know ♪ 725 00:29:52,221 --> 00:29:53,511 ♪ That what I need ♪ 726 00:29:53,595 --> 00:29:55,175 ♪ Is a balanced heart ♪ 727 00:29:55,263 --> 00:29:56,883 ♪ To steady me ♪ 728 00:29:56,971 --> 00:30:02,381 ♪♪♪ 729 00:30:03,221 --> 00:30:05,421 Hey! What are you doing? 730 00:30:05,513 --> 00:30:06,593 How long are you gonna be in here? 731 00:30:06,679 --> 00:30:08,099 I need to wash my junk. 732 00:30:08,179 --> 00:30:08,979 [Lip] What, like now? 733 00:30:09,054 --> 00:30:10,514 Like ten minutes ago. 734 00:30:10,595 --> 00:30:12,345 I think I had sex with a trashy girl. 735 00:30:12,429 --> 00:30:13,599 What do you mean you think? 736 00:30:13,679 --> 00:30:15,889 Uh, it was dark. Couldn't tell. 737 00:30:15,971 --> 00:30:17,091 How trashy we talking? 738 00:30:17,179 --> 00:30:19,559 Pretty trashy. 739 00:30:19,637 --> 00:30:21,347 Should've heard these women's stories. 740 00:30:21,429 --> 00:30:23,349 Rapes, beatings-- I had no idea. 741 00:30:23,429 --> 00:30:24,849 If you had no idea, you've been 742 00:30:24,929 --> 00:30:26,519 walking around with blinders on. 743 00:30:26,595 --> 00:30:27,845 Do you know how many times a day 744 00:30:27,929 --> 00:30:29,849 a guy touches me inappropriately? 745 00:30:29,929 --> 00:30:32,179 Hell, some asshole on the L yesterday 746 00:30:32,263 --> 00:30:33,473 stuck his nose in my cooch, 747 00:30:33,554 --> 00:30:35,264 - said he lost his balance. - What? 748 00:30:35,346 --> 00:30:36,676 [Regina] Yeah. A guy pulled 749 00:30:36,762 --> 00:30:38,552 my dress off my shoulder at a club Saturday. 750 00:30:38,637 --> 00:30:39,927 Licked my nipple. 751 00:30:40,012 --> 00:30:41,342 Never seen him before in my life. 752 00:30:41,429 --> 00:30:43,429 - Jesus. - [Veronica] I won't get 753 00:30:43,513 --> 00:30:45,013 on an escalator if I'm wearing a skirt. 754 00:30:45,096 --> 00:30:46,426 I wear a wedding ring everywhere 755 00:30:46,513 --> 00:30:48,383 to keep the assholes from bothering me. 756 00:30:48,471 --> 00:30:50,591 All right, we get it. Christ. 757 00:30:51,179 --> 00:30:52,679 I'm sorry. 758 00:30:52,762 --> 00:30:55,172 Is this stuff making you boys uncomfortable? 759 00:30:55,263 --> 00:30:56,803 Welcome to womanhood. 760 00:31:01,679 --> 00:31:02,849 What the hell is this? 761 00:31:02,929 --> 00:31:04,429 My phone? 762 00:31:04,513 --> 00:31:06,053 Did you film yourself fucking me 763 00:31:06,137 --> 00:31:07,427 while I was passed out? 764 00:31:07,513 --> 00:31:09,133 I filmed myself not fucking you as proof. 765 00:31:09,221 --> 00:31:10,261 Proof of what? 766 00:31:10,346 --> 00:31:11,346 Not fucking you. 767 00:31:11,429 --> 00:31:13,059 You lying piece of shit! 768 00:31:13,137 --> 00:31:15,517 [yells] 769 00:31:15,595 --> 00:31:16,975 Why didn't you just leave me here? 770 00:31:17,054 --> 00:31:18,384 I didn't want you to choke on your own puke. 771 00:31:18,471 --> 00:31:20,841 - Bullshit! - [groans] 772 00:31:20,929 --> 00:31:22,139 You're just like 773 00:31:22,221 --> 00:31:24,301 those rich pricks downstairs who think girls 774 00:31:24,388 --> 00:31:26,638 are their personal fuck toys. 775 00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:29,090 Your clip-on tie is gonna hurt way worse 776 00:31:29,179 --> 00:31:32,229 than a real one when I shove it 12--ah! 777 00:31:32,304 --> 00:31:34,974 ♪ energetic rock music ♪ 778 00:31:35,054 --> 00:31:39,264 ♪♪♪ 779 00:31:39,346 --> 00:31:41,596 ♪ Ah ♪ 780 00:31:41,679 --> 00:31:46,809 ♪♪♪ 781 00:31:48,388 --> 00:31:49,388 [exhales deeply] 782 00:31:49,471 --> 00:31:51,511 [Major Keefe] What's going on? 783 00:31:53,263 --> 00:31:58,223 ♪♪♪ 784 00:31:58,304 --> 00:32:00,974 ♪ Ooh-ah ♪ 785 00:32:01,054 --> 00:32:06,424 ♪♪♪ 786 00:32:08,762 --> 00:32:11,882 [video game beeping] 787 00:32:29,137 --> 00:32:30,727 You got a knife? 788 00:32:39,263 --> 00:32:40,763 What are you doing? 789 00:32:40,845 --> 00:32:42,595 Electroshock therapy. 790 00:32:42,679 --> 00:32:44,389 I saw it on TV. 791 00:32:44,471 --> 00:32:46,551 It works. There are studies. 792 00:32:47,096 --> 00:32:48,806 Come here. 793 00:32:50,929 --> 00:32:53,479 Rich people pay a lot of money for expensive paddles. 794 00:32:53,595 --> 00:32:55,595 We're doing it the Gallagher way. 795 00:32:59,221 --> 00:33:01,131 When I tell you, 796 00:33:01,221 --> 00:33:02,301 you plug that in. 797 00:33:02,388 --> 00:33:03,138 Wait. 798 00:33:03,221 --> 00:33:04,881 Wait, wait. 799 00:33:11,304 --> 00:33:13,054 Here. 800 00:33:13,137 --> 00:33:16,177 Put these on. The rubber will protect you. 801 00:33:17,929 --> 00:33:18,889 And, uh, 802 00:33:18,971 --> 00:33:20,671 turn around. 803 00:33:20,762 --> 00:33:23,132 No boy should see his father like this. 804 00:33:23,221 --> 00:33:25,091 Ready? Do it! 805 00:33:25,179 --> 00:33:26,349 Really? 806 00:33:26,429 --> 00:33:28,229 What, did I stutter? I said-- 807 00:33:28,304 --> 00:33:29,764 [electricity surges] 808 00:33:38,679 --> 00:33:41,059 Should we start this thing? 809 00:33:41,137 --> 00:33:43,097 Well, is there anyone else coming or... 810 00:33:43,179 --> 00:33:45,019 It's the afternoon. 811 00:33:45,096 --> 00:33:47,266 Maybe everyone's stuck at work. 812 00:33:47,346 --> 00:33:49,926 Yeah, we're a bunch of alcoholics. 813 00:33:50,012 --> 00:33:52,842 What's the likelihood of us all holding down jobs? 814 00:33:52,929 --> 00:33:55,269 Shorter meeting would be better anyway. 815 00:33:55,346 --> 00:33:56,726 Need to get to a gig. 816 00:33:56,804 --> 00:33:58,224 What do you do? 817 00:33:58,304 --> 00:33:59,514 I'm a sober companion. 818 00:33:59,595 --> 00:34:00,515 A what? 819 00:34:00,595 --> 00:34:02,555 I'm a babysitter for drunks. 820 00:34:02,637 --> 00:34:04,267 If an addict has something coming up 821 00:34:04,346 --> 00:34:05,596 need to stay sober for, 822 00:34:05,679 --> 00:34:07,519 I keep them away from the booze. 823 00:34:07,595 --> 00:34:09,015 They pay you? 824 00:34:09,096 --> 00:34:11,136 I'm getting 100 bucks to keep some teacher dry 825 00:34:11,221 --> 00:34:13,011 before an annual review. 826 00:34:13,096 --> 00:34:14,426 I got five grand 827 00:34:14,513 --> 00:34:16,473 to keep a prep school quarterback 828 00:34:16,595 --> 00:34:18,095 sober during recruitment season. 829 00:34:21,137 --> 00:34:22,267 Anyway, 830 00:34:22,346 --> 00:34:25,306 should we review the steps and get out of Dodge? 831 00:34:25,388 --> 00:34:26,928 Yeah, let's do it. 832 00:34:27,012 --> 00:34:28,842 [grunts] 833 00:34:29,971 --> 00:34:33,131 [Alex] I swore, I swore, 834 00:34:33,221 --> 00:34:36,011 I wouldn't take her back again, and... 835 00:34:36,096 --> 00:34:38,266 after I took her back the third time-- 836 00:34:38,346 --> 00:34:39,476 - Debbie? - Mm. 837 00:34:39,554 --> 00:34:41,054 Did you hear anything I just said? 838 00:34:41,137 --> 00:34:42,557 Yeah. 839 00:34:42,637 --> 00:34:44,887 - No. - Jesus! 840 00:34:44,971 --> 00:34:46,671 [sighs] I'm sorry. 841 00:34:46,762 --> 00:34:48,722 We've just been sitting here for eight hours. 842 00:34:48,804 --> 00:34:50,844 I don't like talking about my feelings. 843 00:34:50,929 --> 00:34:53,679 It's called lesbianism, Debbie. It's what we do. 844 00:34:53,762 --> 00:34:55,512 I thought sex with women is what lesbians do. 845 00:34:55,595 --> 00:34:57,675 Yeah, and you're bad at that too. 846 00:34:59,012 --> 00:35:01,422 So do you guys wanna hear the dinner specials? 847 00:35:01,513 --> 00:35:03,763 No, we do not. Thanks. 848 00:35:03,845 --> 00:35:04,845 Come on, Franny. 849 00:35:04,929 --> 00:35:06,809 Are you kidding me? 850 00:35:06,887 --> 00:35:08,517 I'm supposed to pay for all this food 851 00:35:08,595 --> 00:35:10,015 - we ate? - I don't know. 852 00:35:10,096 --> 00:35:11,426 Why don't you spend the next eight hours 853 00:35:11,513 --> 00:35:12,593 talking it over with yourself 854 00:35:12,679 --> 00:35:14,229 and let me know what you decide? 855 00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:17,630 You make me want cock again! 856 00:35:21,554 --> 00:35:23,264 Hi. 857 00:35:23,346 --> 00:35:25,096 How were the blueprints? 858 00:35:25,179 --> 00:35:26,559 I don't know. 859 00:35:26,637 --> 00:35:28,517 Couldn't see anything through my blinding rage. 860 00:35:28,595 --> 00:35:30,555 I'm so sorry. Ian went AWOL 861 00:35:30,637 --> 00:35:32,227 after his lawyer meeting, and-- 862 00:35:32,304 --> 00:35:33,134 [Ford] And? 863 00:35:33,221 --> 00:35:34,091 Well, I had to go look for him. 864 00:35:34,179 --> 00:35:35,729 Why? 865 00:35:35,804 --> 00:35:36,764 What do you mean why? 866 00:35:36,845 --> 00:35:38,515 Because he's my brother. 867 00:35:38,595 --> 00:35:40,265 Your adult brother. 868 00:35:40,346 --> 00:35:42,136 He's not your responsibility, Fiona. 869 00:35:42,221 --> 00:35:43,841 The only responsibility you had today 870 00:35:43,929 --> 00:35:45,679 was to come to an architecture exhibit 871 00:35:45,762 --> 00:35:47,722 that I bought tickets to six months ago. 872 00:35:47,804 --> 00:35:49,474 That was your responsibility. 873 00:35:49,554 --> 00:35:52,264 You're gonna lecture me about responsibility, 874 00:35:52,346 --> 00:35:54,266 Mr. Lone Wolf, "I never loved anything 875 00:35:54,346 --> 00:35:57,016 that didn't involve reclaimed wood"? 876 00:35:57,096 --> 00:35:59,016 You don't have brothers or sisters. 877 00:35:59,096 --> 00:36:01,306 You left your mother in Ireland. 878 00:36:01,388 --> 00:36:03,598 You fathered children all over the world 879 00:36:03,679 --> 00:36:06,729 that you seemingly feel no obligation to take care of, 880 00:36:06,804 --> 00:36:08,014 so when in your life 881 00:36:08,096 --> 00:36:09,636 have you ever felt responsibility 882 00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:11,050 - to anyone? - Now. 883 00:36:11,137 --> 00:36:13,097 - Yeah, to who? - To you. 884 00:36:16,054 --> 00:36:17,804 [Dr. Singh] You've got a few first-degree burns 885 00:36:17,887 --> 00:36:19,347 in your scrotal and penile regions 886 00:36:19,429 --> 00:36:23,229 but no permanent damage to the twig and/or berries. 887 00:36:23,304 --> 00:36:24,974 We're gonna keep you overnight, just to monitor 888 00:36:25,054 --> 00:36:26,304 for any irregularities of your heartbeat, 889 00:36:26,388 --> 00:36:27,768 but you should be able to go home tomorrow. 890 00:36:27,845 --> 00:36:29,265 [Veronica] Thanks, Doctor. 891 00:36:29,346 --> 00:36:31,676 Thanks for nothing. 892 00:36:31,762 --> 00:36:35,012 My dick's not only soft. It's charred. 893 00:36:35,096 --> 00:36:38,176 Looks like a Fourth of July barbecue down there. 894 00:36:38,263 --> 00:36:39,843 You better get your shit together, Frank. 895 00:36:39,929 --> 00:36:41,269 Kev and I are not gonna spend our lives 896 00:36:41,346 --> 00:36:42,766 running you back and forth to the hospital 897 00:36:42,845 --> 00:36:44,885 every time Liam calls-- not for your liver 898 00:36:44,971 --> 00:36:46,841 and definitely not for your penis. 899 00:36:46,929 --> 00:36:50,019 Don't blame me. Blame the aristocracy. 900 00:36:50,096 --> 00:36:53,176 Poor people have sex, Veronica, a lot of it, 901 00:36:53,263 --> 00:36:55,383 because you know why? It's free. 902 00:36:55,471 --> 00:36:57,801 You pay for movies. You pay for beer... 903 00:36:57,887 --> 00:36:59,227 - You don't pay for beer. - [Frank] ...but if you're 904 00:36:59,304 --> 00:37:01,384 a halfway decent-looking person, 905 00:37:01,471 --> 00:37:02,261 you can get laid, 906 00:37:02,346 --> 00:37:03,806 but the aristocracy 907 00:37:03,887 --> 00:37:06,017 doesn't want poor people getting laid 908 00:37:06,096 --> 00:37:08,806 because that means more poor people being born, 909 00:37:08,887 --> 00:37:10,887 so they take our erections. 910 00:37:10,971 --> 00:37:13,221 They jack up the prices of the drugs that work 911 00:37:13,304 --> 00:37:15,594 and push us into drugs that steal our manhood. 912 00:37:15,679 --> 00:37:17,849 An erection does not make a man. 913 00:37:17,929 --> 00:37:19,769 Making good choices makes a man, 914 00:37:19,845 --> 00:37:20,725 and right now, you have to choose 915 00:37:20,804 --> 00:37:22,884 between your penis and your liver, 916 00:37:22,971 --> 00:37:24,471 and, Frank, make the right choice. 917 00:37:24,554 --> 00:37:26,514 ♪ rock music ♪ 918 00:37:26,595 --> 00:37:27,475 Come on, baby. 919 00:37:27,554 --> 00:37:32,924 ♪♪♪ 920 00:37:40,179 --> 00:37:41,979 [sighs] 921 00:37:43,429 --> 00:37:45,479 [sighs] 922 00:37:45,554 --> 00:37:47,554 Lesbianism fucking sucks. 923 00:37:48,637 --> 00:37:51,057 Why is there a lamp on the floor? 924 00:37:54,096 --> 00:37:56,886 Women fucking suck. 925 00:37:58,263 --> 00:38:01,053 Why does it smell like burnt human in here? 926 00:38:01,887 --> 00:38:04,227 [knock at door] 927 00:38:07,012 --> 00:38:08,882 Hi, Satchel Boy. 928 00:38:08,971 --> 00:38:10,921 [Liam] Sissy? 929 00:38:11,012 --> 00:38:13,592 What are you doing here? 930 00:38:13,679 --> 00:38:15,139 [sighs] Moving in. 931 00:38:15,637 --> 00:38:17,017 Um, why? 932 00:38:17,096 --> 00:38:17,976 [Sissy] 'Cause you need to provide 933 00:38:18,054 --> 00:38:19,174 for your family, asshole. 934 00:38:19,263 --> 00:38:20,883 [Liam] Why? 935 00:38:22,471 --> 00:38:24,881 I'm pregnant. 936 00:38:29,845 --> 00:38:32,305 [video game noises] 937 00:38:32,388 --> 00:38:33,808 She doesn't even look pregnant. 938 00:38:33,887 --> 00:38:35,017 Well, she took a pregnancy test. 939 00:38:35,096 --> 00:38:36,596 She's definitely pregnant. 940 00:38:36,679 --> 00:38:38,479 And you guys are sure you actually had sex? 941 00:38:38,554 --> 00:38:40,264 No. 942 00:38:41,137 --> 00:38:42,227 When did this happen? 943 00:38:42,304 --> 00:38:43,174 Today. 944 00:38:43,263 --> 00:38:44,723 Today? 945 00:38:44,804 --> 00:38:46,424 Then it can't be yours, right? 946 00:38:46,513 --> 00:38:47,923 No. 947 00:38:48,012 --> 00:38:49,342 It's not yours, Liam. 948 00:38:49,429 --> 00:38:50,519 What should we do? 949 00:38:50,595 --> 00:38:51,555 Throw her out. 950 00:38:51,637 --> 00:38:52,767 She could be armed. 951 00:38:52,845 --> 00:38:54,515 She's definitely armed. 952 00:38:54,595 --> 00:38:56,595 [video game noises] 953 00:38:56,679 --> 00:38:59,519 [Debbie] I say we wait until Lip comes back. 954 00:38:59,595 --> 00:39:00,975 - What are you doing now? - I gotta get 955 00:39:01,054 --> 00:39:02,514 the rest of the dead dogs out of the basement. 956 00:39:02,595 --> 00:39:04,595 Could you watch Franny for me? I got stuff to do. 957 00:39:04,679 --> 00:39:06,679 - Lesbian stuff? - Fuck off. 958 00:39:06,762 --> 00:39:07,882 And hey, keep an eye on them. 959 00:39:07,971 --> 00:39:09,011 Make sure they don't bone anymore. 960 00:39:09,096 --> 00:39:10,596 [Sissy] Hey, Satchel Boy, come rub 961 00:39:10,679 --> 00:39:12,429 your baby mama's feet. 962 00:39:12,513 --> 00:39:13,803 What do I do? 963 00:39:13,887 --> 00:39:16,057 Pfft. Dude, I'd go rub her feet. 964 00:39:18,096 --> 00:39:19,386 [rock music playing over speakers] 965 00:39:19,471 --> 00:39:22,091 ♪ Just go on and take a dip... ♪ 966 00:39:22,179 --> 00:39:23,849 Where are your pie-eating buddies? 967 00:39:23,929 --> 00:39:26,269 I'm, uh, flying solo tonight. 968 00:39:26,346 --> 00:39:27,596 ♪♪♪ 969 00:39:27,679 --> 00:39:29,929 You wanna change things up? 970 00:39:30,012 --> 00:39:32,302 You know, maybe try some Jell-O instead? 971 00:39:32,388 --> 00:39:35,348 Ah, no. Pie-pie's good. 972 00:39:35,429 --> 00:39:36,849 Thank you. 973 00:39:36,929 --> 00:39:39,599 ♪ I'm doing fine... ♪ 974 00:39:39,679 --> 00:39:40,889 [cell phone dings] 975 00:39:40,971 --> 00:39:44,761 ♪ I wake up in the morning ♪ 976 00:39:44,845 --> 00:39:49,475 ♪ I'll be all right ♪ 977 00:39:53,179 --> 00:39:54,979 Oh, you guys have a kid too. 978 00:39:55,054 --> 00:39:56,924 Oh, we should have a playdate sometime. 979 00:39:57,012 --> 00:39:58,592 - Sorry? - Who are you? 980 00:39:58,679 --> 00:39:59,809 I'm Debbie. 981 00:39:59,887 --> 00:40:01,887 Gallagher? Fiona's sister? 982 00:40:01,971 --> 00:40:03,591 Right, hi. 983 00:40:03,679 --> 00:40:04,599 Yeah? 984 00:40:04,679 --> 00:40:06,599 So... 985 00:40:06,679 --> 00:40:09,099 Uh, how did you guys know that you were lesbians? 986 00:40:09,179 --> 00:40:10,849 - Really? - Wow. 987 00:40:10,929 --> 00:40:12,599 Jesus Christ. 988 00:40:12,679 --> 00:40:13,559 You're a lesbian? 989 00:40:13,637 --> 00:40:14,807 Uh... 990 00:40:14,887 --> 00:40:16,517 What are all those keys for? 991 00:40:16,595 --> 00:40:17,385 I don't know. 992 00:40:17,471 --> 00:40:19,221 So confusing. 993 00:40:19,304 --> 00:40:22,014 What is confusing about it? You either like girls, 994 00:40:22,096 --> 00:40:23,346 or you don't. 995 00:40:23,429 --> 00:40:24,479 I thought I did, 996 00:40:24,554 --> 00:40:26,474 - but Alex-- - [Nessa] Who's Alex? 997 00:40:26,554 --> 00:40:27,804 My ex-girlfriend. 998 00:40:27,887 --> 00:40:30,307 She says I'm bad at lesbianism. 999 00:40:30,388 --> 00:40:31,598 - That's--okay... - I don't even know 1000 00:40:31,679 --> 00:40:33,429 what that means. 1001 00:40:33,513 --> 00:40:35,133 All right. 1002 00:40:35,221 --> 00:40:37,131 - Look at me. - Oh, here we go. 1003 00:40:39,012 --> 00:40:40,512 ♪ Boom, boom, boom ♪ 1004 00:40:40,595 --> 00:40:43,095 Are you thinking about my pussy right now? 1005 00:40:43,179 --> 00:40:45,519 I wasn't, but... 1006 00:40:46,513 --> 00:40:49,013 ♪ Boom, boom, boom ♪ 1007 00:40:49,096 --> 00:40:50,846 ♪ Boom, I pulled the trigger ♪ 1008 00:40:50,929 --> 00:40:52,889 ♪ On the shotgun ♪ 1009 00:40:52,971 --> 00:40:54,841 ♪ I think you better start to run ♪ 1010 00:40:54,929 --> 00:40:57,019 ♪ Away from me ♪ 1011 00:40:57,096 --> 00:40:58,056 ♪ Boom, you don't have to... ♪ 1012 00:40:58,137 --> 00:40:59,307 You like that? 1013 00:40:59,388 --> 00:41:01,058 ♪ Stay here anymore ♪ 1014 00:41:01,137 --> 00:41:02,807 ♪ Boom, close the door behind you... ♪ 1015 00:41:02,887 --> 00:41:05,677 Then that's all the lesbian you need to be. 1016 00:41:05,762 --> 00:41:07,052 ♪ Boom, boom, boom... ♪ 1017 00:41:07,137 --> 00:41:08,637 She means you like what you like, 1018 00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:11,550 and none of the rest of it matters, okay? 1019 00:41:11,637 --> 00:41:12,557 [sighs] 1020 00:41:12,637 --> 00:41:13,677 ♪ Run away ♪ 1021 00:41:13,762 --> 00:41:15,302 ♪ Boom, boom, boom ♪ 1022 00:41:15,388 --> 00:41:16,808 ♪ Boom, boom, boom ♪ 1023 00:41:16,887 --> 00:41:20,227 ♪ When you leave ♪ 1024 00:41:38,595 --> 00:41:40,095 The fuck? 1025 00:41:41,054 --> 00:41:44,174 [engine turns over, revs] 1026 00:41:46,637 --> 00:41:48,727 - [Kelly] Hey. - Jesus. Oh. 1027 00:41:48,804 --> 00:41:49,844 Please don't hurt me. 1028 00:41:49,929 --> 00:41:52,099 I'm not gonna hurt you. 1029 00:41:53,346 --> 00:41:54,976 What are you burying? 1030 00:41:55,054 --> 00:41:56,304 Dog. 1031 00:41:57,637 --> 00:42:00,307 So this is where you live, huh? 1032 00:42:00,388 --> 00:42:02,478 Yeah, uh, how'd you find me? 1033 00:42:02,554 --> 00:42:04,424 Looked you up in the candidate roster. 1034 00:42:04,513 --> 00:42:06,923 - [Kelly] Cute house. - [Carl] Not really. 1035 00:42:07,012 --> 00:42:09,842 I watched the video on your phone. 1036 00:42:09,929 --> 00:42:11,429 How'd you find the password? 1037 00:42:11,513 --> 00:42:13,343 Maybe don't use your house number. 1038 00:42:13,429 --> 00:42:16,639 Well, how else am I supposed to remember where I live? 1039 00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:19,630 You definitely had sex with some girl and filmed it, 1040 00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:21,010 but it wasn't me. 1041 00:42:21,096 --> 00:42:23,056 That was my ex, Kassidi. 1042 00:42:23,137 --> 00:42:24,557 So you're single? 1043 00:42:24,637 --> 00:42:26,557 Yeah? 1044 00:42:33,679 --> 00:42:36,179 You're an officer and a gentleman, 1045 00:42:36,263 --> 00:42:37,843 Carl Gallagher. 1046 00:42:37,929 --> 00:42:40,179 [laughs softly] 1047 00:42:40,263 --> 00:42:43,343 [engines revving] 1048 00:42:45,388 --> 00:42:48,018 [Toby] Oh-ho-ho, shit. 1049 00:42:48,096 --> 00:42:49,386 Look who showed up! 1050 00:42:49,471 --> 00:42:50,551 - What's going on, man? - What up? 1051 00:42:50,637 --> 00:42:51,927 - How you doing? - Hey, Billy, 1052 00:42:52,012 --> 00:42:54,422 let me get that jacket. 1053 00:42:54,513 --> 00:42:56,883 I know you didn't come here to watch, did you? 1054 00:42:56,971 --> 00:42:58,171 Wait right over there, 1055 00:42:58,263 --> 00:43:00,093 by that bike. 1056 00:43:01,845 --> 00:43:04,765 [engines revving] 1057 00:43:06,595 --> 00:43:07,885 - Ready? - [engine revs] 1058 00:43:07,971 --> 00:43:09,091 Ready? 1059 00:43:09,179 --> 00:43:11,349 [engines rumbling] 1060 00:43:11,929 --> 00:43:15,179 [engines zooming] 1061 00:43:17,054 --> 00:43:20,634 [people yelling indistinctly] 1062 00:43:20,720 --> 00:43:22,760 ♪ Stay away ♪ 1063 00:43:22,845 --> 00:43:25,095 ♪ From all men ♪ 1064 00:43:25,179 --> 00:43:28,059 ♪ 'Cause we're terrible people ♪ 1065 00:43:28,137 --> 00:43:30,307 What are you doing? 1066 00:43:30,388 --> 00:43:32,228 [Kev] The girls couldn't sleep. 1067 00:43:32,304 --> 00:43:34,424 Don't you have to finish your speech? 1068 00:43:34,513 --> 00:43:37,633 Yeah, I'm gonna tell them I'm not gonna do it. 1069 00:43:37,720 --> 00:43:39,300 Nothing I can say is gonna mean as much 1070 00:43:39,388 --> 00:43:40,978 as what they have to say. 1071 00:43:41,054 --> 00:43:42,764 You think? 1072 00:43:42,845 --> 00:43:45,385 I wanna hug all women... 1073 00:43:49,679 --> 00:43:52,229 ...all of them, 1074 00:43:52,304 --> 00:43:53,724 everywhere I see them, 1075 00:43:53,804 --> 00:43:55,884 to apologize. 1076 00:43:55,971 --> 00:43:58,801 A random hug from a giant white stranger 1077 00:43:58,887 --> 00:44:00,727 ain't gonna make us feel any more comfortable 1078 00:44:00,804 --> 00:44:02,844 about men. 1079 00:44:02,929 --> 00:44:04,679 ♪ rock music ♪ 1080 00:44:04,762 --> 00:44:06,922 You gotta go balls to the wall to that red building, 1081 00:44:07,012 --> 00:44:08,592 but then you gotta roll off the throttle quick. 1082 00:44:08,679 --> 00:44:10,309 Otherwise, you'll throw yourself 1083 00:44:10,388 --> 00:44:12,428 into the live intersection. Got it? 1084 00:44:12,513 --> 00:44:13,303 Got it. 1085 00:44:13,388 --> 00:44:15,428 Let's go, let's go, let's go! 1086 00:44:16,388 --> 00:44:17,308 [engines rev] 1087 00:44:17,388 --> 00:44:21,678 Ready? Ready? 1088 00:44:21,762 --> 00:44:23,842 [engines zooming] 1089 00:44:23,929 --> 00:44:26,849 ♪ rock music ♪ 1090 00:44:26,929 --> 00:44:32,269 ♪♪♪ 1091 00:44:35,471 --> 00:44:38,471 ♪ I've got you, New York ♪ 1092 00:44:38,554 --> 00:44:40,344 ♪ On my mind ♪ 1093 00:44:40,429 --> 00:44:43,929 ♪ On my mind ♪ 1094 00:44:44,012 --> 00:44:46,722 ♪ Yeah, on my mind... ♪ 1095 00:44:46,804 --> 00:44:48,014 Hey. 1096 00:44:48,096 --> 00:44:51,056 More indie folk country? 1097 00:44:51,137 --> 00:44:52,727 Can switch it if you want. 1098 00:44:52,804 --> 00:44:55,174 It's fine. 1099 00:44:55,263 --> 00:44:57,973 [Ford] Where you been? 1100 00:44:58,054 --> 00:44:59,844 Looking for Ian. 1101 00:44:59,929 --> 00:45:01,309 Did you find him? 1102 00:45:01,971 --> 00:45:03,761 No. 1103 00:45:03,845 --> 00:45:05,475 ♪♪♪ 1104 00:45:05,554 --> 00:45:07,474 - I'm gonna... - [Ford] Yeah. 1105 00:45:07,554 --> 00:45:09,054 ♪ Now and then you know ♪ 1106 00:45:09,137 --> 00:45:11,097 ♪ It feels a little better ♪ 1107 00:45:11,179 --> 00:45:12,889 ♪ Hon ♪ 1108 00:45:12,971 --> 00:45:16,421 ♪♪♪ 1109 00:45:16,513 --> 00:45:21,673 ♪ It's a little bit easier to say your name... ♪ 1110 00:45:21,762 --> 00:45:25,422 ♪♪♪ 1111 00:45:25,513 --> 00:45:26,673 I shouldn't have asked you to choose 1112 00:45:26,762 --> 00:45:29,972 between an art exhibit and your brother. 1113 00:45:30,054 --> 00:45:31,974 ♪♪♪ 1114 00:45:32,054 --> 00:45:34,764 Turns out, he didn't want me choosing him. 1115 00:45:34,845 --> 00:45:36,345 ♪♪♪ 1116 00:45:36,429 --> 00:45:38,019 You're right. 1117 00:45:38,096 --> 00:45:39,926 He's not a kid anymore. 1118 00:45:40,012 --> 00:45:42,132 He doesn't need me. 1119 00:45:42,221 --> 00:45:43,971 I don't know if any of them do. 1120 00:45:44,054 --> 00:45:46,054 ♪♪♪ 1121 00:45:46,137 --> 00:45:47,767 Would it help if I needed you? 1122 00:45:47,845 --> 00:45:49,635 You don't need me. 1123 00:45:49,720 --> 00:45:51,380 I do. 1124 00:45:51,471 --> 00:45:52,801 I need you to save me 1125 00:45:52,887 --> 00:45:55,387 from my horrible musical proclivities. 1126 00:45:55,471 --> 00:45:57,051 ♪♪♪ 1127 00:45:57,137 --> 00:45:58,847 Well... 1128 00:45:58,929 --> 00:46:01,599 you can start by skipping this shit. 1129 00:46:01,679 --> 00:46:02,639 Done. 1130 00:46:02,720 --> 00:46:07,880 ♪♪♪ 1131 00:46:09,971 --> 00:46:11,091 [music stops] 1132 00:46:11,971 --> 00:46:14,841 - [rustic music playing] - [laughs] 1133 00:46:14,929 --> 00:46:16,769 ♪♪♪ 1134 00:46:16,845 --> 00:46:18,925 [Ford] ♪ Tell me everywhere you want to go ♪ 1135 00:46:19,012 --> 00:46:21,052 ♪ When you can't ♪ 1136 00:46:21,137 --> 00:46:24,017 ♪ Find the magic ♪ 1137 00:46:24,096 --> 00:46:26,766 ♪ Tell me anywhere you want to go ♪ 1138 00:46:26,845 --> 00:46:28,095 ♪ When you can't ♪ 1139 00:46:28,179 --> 00:46:30,599 ♪ Find the magic ♪ 1140 00:46:30,679 --> 00:46:32,389 ♪ When you can't ♪ 1141 00:46:32,471 --> 00:46:34,301 ♪ Find the magic ♪ 1142 00:46:34,388 --> 00:46:36,478 ♪ I was being young ♪ 1143 00:46:36,554 --> 00:46:38,304 ♪ I was being dumb ♪ 1144 00:46:38,388 --> 00:46:42,098 ♪ When you can't find the magic ♪ 1145 00:46:42,179 --> 00:46:44,229 ♪ Anymore ♪ 1146 00:46:44,304 --> 00:46:46,014 You're awful. 1147 00:46:46,096 --> 00:46:50,096 ♪ Yee-hee-hee ♪ 1148 00:46:50,179 --> 00:46:51,889 ♪ Whoo-hoo-ooh ♪ 1149 00:46:51,971 --> 00:46:54,051 ♪♪♪ 1150 00:46:54,137 --> 00:46:56,847 ♪ Yee-hee-hee ♪ 1151 00:46:56,929 --> 00:46:58,309 [Lip] It's a good look for you. 1152 00:46:58,388 --> 00:47:00,558 [Ian] Mm. 1153 00:47:02,263 --> 00:47:05,553 [sighs] 1154 00:47:10,304 --> 00:47:12,134 [Ian] So you didn't run. 1155 00:47:12,221 --> 00:47:15,511 Oh, no, I ran. I just ran back. 1156 00:47:16,263 --> 00:47:18,013 The hell happened to you? 1157 00:47:18,096 --> 00:47:20,886 Oh, I slid through the finish line on my ass. 1158 00:47:20,971 --> 00:47:21,971 Huh? 1159 00:47:22,054 --> 00:47:23,594 Don't worry about it. 1160 00:47:29,179 --> 00:47:31,179 You know, you really freaked out Fiona today. 1161 00:47:31,263 --> 00:47:32,593 Yeah. 1162 00:47:32,679 --> 00:47:33,889 She deserved it, though. 1163 00:47:35,513 --> 00:47:36,673 Should I tell her you're back? 1164 00:47:36,762 --> 00:47:38,472 No, let her sweat it out. 1165 00:47:39,304 --> 00:47:40,634 Okay. 1166 00:47:44,137 --> 00:47:45,807 Xan gone for good? 1167 00:47:47,513 --> 00:47:49,093 Probably. 1168 00:47:50,595 --> 00:47:53,055 You know, I never even got to see you in action 1169 00:47:53,137 --> 00:47:54,477 as a dad. 1170 00:47:56,595 --> 00:47:57,725 Imagine how much you're gonna miss 1171 00:47:57,804 --> 00:47:59,634 if you're gone for the next ten years. 1172 00:47:59,720 --> 00:48:03,220 Yeah. Debbie may or not be married to a woman. 1173 00:48:03,304 --> 00:48:04,594 Carl'll be a war criminal. 1174 00:48:04,679 --> 00:48:06,929 Liam will be the father of a ten-year-old. 1175 00:48:07,012 --> 00:48:08,342 Huh? 1176 00:48:08,429 --> 00:48:09,599 He thinks he got a girl pregnant. 1177 00:48:09,679 --> 00:48:11,099 Well, fuck me. Did he? 1178 00:48:11,179 --> 00:48:12,929 - No. It'd be great, though. - Jesus. 1179 00:48:13,012 --> 00:48:14,092 Fiona'd have a new kid to control. 1180 00:48:14,179 --> 00:48:15,519 Maybe she'd let up on us. 1181 00:48:16,346 --> 00:48:17,766 Doubtful. 1182 00:48:17,845 --> 00:48:18,885 Frank? 1183 00:48:18,971 --> 00:48:20,011 Dead. 1184 00:48:20,096 --> 00:48:21,806 You? 1185 00:48:21,887 --> 00:48:23,517 Still in AA, 1186 00:48:23,595 --> 00:48:25,635 if I haven't drunk myself to death. 1187 00:48:28,554 --> 00:48:30,014 Hey, do me a favor. 1188 00:48:30,096 --> 00:48:31,016 - Hmm? - Don't. 1189 00:48:36,929 --> 00:48:39,519 [Kendra] Need anything else before we kick you out of here? 1190 00:48:39,595 --> 00:48:42,475 I'm in considerable pain, actually. 1191 00:48:42,554 --> 00:48:44,974 Uh, do you have something that might help? 1192 00:48:45,054 --> 00:48:47,514 Vicodin, maybe? 1193 00:48:47,595 --> 00:48:49,225 Says here not to give you drugs. 1194 00:48:49,304 --> 00:48:51,014 Where's it say that? 1195 00:49:00,595 --> 00:49:02,345 [woman] Fucker! Get me a bear! 1196 00:49:02,429 --> 00:49:04,599 [Kendra] Fifty-two-year-old female, Ingrid Jones, 1197 00:49:04,679 --> 00:49:06,019 psychotic break of undetermined origin. 1198 00:49:06,096 --> 00:49:07,726 [Dr. Garcia] Get me 50 milligrams more 1199 00:49:07,804 --> 00:49:09,924 of Thorazine and some benzodiazepine 1200 00:49:10,012 --> 00:49:11,672 to room 267. 1201 00:49:12,513 --> 00:49:15,633 [Ingrid yelling] 1202 00:49:21,971 --> 00:49:24,261 - Are you the next of kin? - Sure. 1203 00:49:24,346 --> 00:49:26,886 The Thorazine's kicking in, so she's calm for now. 1204 00:49:26,971 --> 00:49:29,051 If anything happens, just hit the red button 1205 00:49:29,137 --> 00:49:30,057 by the bed, yes? 1206 00:49:30,137 --> 00:49:31,477 Yes. 1207 00:49:31,554 --> 00:49:33,264 You might send up some Vicodin. 1208 00:49:33,346 --> 00:49:34,636 She responds well to that. 1209 00:49:34,720 --> 00:49:36,590 Okay, thank you. 1210 00:49:38,554 --> 00:49:42,094 [Ingrid] Hey. Looking for Vicodin? 1211 00:49:48,012 --> 00:49:50,262 Always. 1212 00:49:50,346 --> 00:49:51,886 Got some in my pocket. 1213 00:49:51,971 --> 00:49:54,221 We could do the "one for you, 1214 00:49:54,304 --> 00:49:56,264 two for me" thing. 1215 00:49:56,346 --> 00:49:58,886 Come on, reach on in there. 1216 00:49:58,971 --> 00:50:01,591 Well, I, um... 1217 00:50:03,179 --> 00:50:05,559 Sure. 1218 00:50:05,637 --> 00:50:07,137 Which pocket? 1219 00:50:07,221 --> 00:50:09,171 It's the front right. 1220 00:50:09,263 --> 00:50:12,093 ♪ smooth music ♪ 1221 00:50:12,179 --> 00:50:13,979 Um, I'm not feeling... 1222 00:50:14,054 --> 00:50:15,804 Yeah, go deeper. 1223 00:50:15,887 --> 00:50:18,097 [laughs] 1224 00:50:18,179 --> 00:50:19,809 You smell nice. 1225 00:50:19,887 --> 00:50:21,057 Mm. 1226 00:50:21,137 --> 00:50:22,227 Thanks. 1227 00:50:22,304 --> 00:50:24,384 Uh, I c--I can't find it. 1228 00:50:24,471 --> 00:50:25,971 Um, hey, why don't you 1229 00:50:26,054 --> 00:50:28,554 just, um, undo this belt and I'll-I'll get it? 1230 00:50:28,637 --> 00:50:30,557 No, I don't think I should do that. 1231 00:50:30,637 --> 00:50:32,807 Oh, come on. 1232 00:50:32,887 --> 00:50:34,807 You think I could actually get out of here 1233 00:50:34,887 --> 00:50:36,767 if you just undo one? 1234 00:50:36,845 --> 00:50:39,265 ♪♪♪ 1235 00:50:39,346 --> 00:50:40,636 Okay. 1236 00:50:40,720 --> 00:50:44,880 ♪♪♪ 1237 00:50:44,971 --> 00:50:46,921 Oh, God. 1238 00:50:47,012 --> 00:50:50,342 [grunting] 1239 00:50:50,429 --> 00:50:52,059 ♪ Oh, no... ♪ 1240 00:50:52,137 --> 00:50:53,767 Oh! 1241 00:50:53,845 --> 00:50:57,095 Say you're sorry, Timmy! Say you're sorry! 1242 00:50:57,179 --> 00:50:59,599 [yipping] 1243 00:50:59,679 --> 00:51:02,229 Mwah! 1244 00:51:02,304 --> 00:51:04,974 That's for Sara Beth, you fucker! 1245 00:51:05,054 --> 00:51:06,094 [groans] 1246 00:51:06,179 --> 00:51:07,019 [screams] 1247 00:51:07,096 --> 00:51:08,926 ♪♪♪ 1248 00:51:09,012 --> 00:51:10,672 [laughs] 1249 00:51:10,762 --> 00:51:12,512 ♪♪♪ 1250 00:51:12,595 --> 00:51:14,595 [man] We got a runner! Hey! 1251 00:51:14,679 --> 00:51:17,639 ♪♪♪ 1252 00:51:17,720 --> 00:51:20,170 Well, hello, old friend. 1253 00:51:20,263 --> 00:51:25,093 ♪♪♪ 1254 00:51:32,554 --> 00:51:35,174 Hey there, Shim. 1255 00:51:36,804 --> 00:51:38,884 Haven't heard from you in a while. Just... 1256 00:51:38,971 --> 00:51:40,881 figured I'd try you one last time 1257 00:51:40,971 --> 00:51:43,301 before heading into the slammer. 1258 00:51:44,263 --> 00:51:46,133 Sort of why I'm reaching out here. 1259 00:51:48,263 --> 00:51:50,173 If you could just... 1260 00:51:50,263 --> 00:51:51,553 talk to me 1261 00:51:51,637 --> 00:51:53,387 one last time, 1262 00:51:53,471 --> 00:51:55,011 let me know what you think I should do, 1263 00:51:55,096 --> 00:51:58,266 I would really appreciate that. 1264 00:51:58,346 --> 00:51:59,266 [Lip] Hey. 1265 00:51:59,346 --> 00:52:01,636 You ready? 1266 00:52:03,263 --> 00:52:04,673 All right. 1267 00:52:04,762 --> 00:52:07,722 ♪ somber rock music ♪ 1268 00:52:07,804 --> 00:52:12,884 ♪♪♪ 1269 00:52:23,263 --> 00:52:24,553 I hate your hair. 1270 00:52:24,637 --> 00:52:26,097 So do I. 1271 00:52:26,179 --> 00:52:27,519 - [laughter] - [Debbie] It's not that bad. 1272 00:52:27,595 --> 00:52:28,675 [Carl] It looks the exact same. 1273 00:52:28,762 --> 00:52:30,262 Ride with me? 1274 00:52:30,346 --> 00:52:32,346 [indistinct chatter] 1275 00:52:32,429 --> 00:52:33,599 Hey. 1276 00:52:33,679 --> 00:52:36,179 ♪♪♪ 1277 00:52:36,263 --> 00:52:40,053 Whatever you wanna do in that courtroom, 1278 00:52:40,137 --> 00:52:41,517 I'm with you. 1279 00:52:41,595 --> 00:52:44,345 ♪♪♪ 1280 00:52:44,429 --> 00:52:45,229 Thanks. 1281 00:52:45,304 --> 00:52:50,674 ♪♪♪ 1282 00:52:51,845 --> 00:52:54,225 You coming? 1283 00:52:54,304 --> 00:52:55,804 Want me to? 1284 00:52:55,887 --> 00:52:56,927 You gonna say anything? 1285 00:52:57,012 --> 00:52:59,422 No. 1286 00:52:59,513 --> 00:53:04,923 ♪♪♪ 1287 00:53:05,513 --> 00:53:08,383 [indistinct chatter] 1288 00:53:08,971 --> 00:53:11,131 - [man] Excuse me. - [man] Uh-huh. 1289 00:53:13,054 --> 00:53:15,094 [bailiff] All rise. 1290 00:53:19,720 --> 00:53:21,800 [judge] Please be seated. 1291 00:53:26,096 --> 00:53:29,306 So you're this Gay Jesus I've heard so much about. 1292 00:53:29,388 --> 00:53:31,928 [laughs] Uh, 1293 00:53:32,012 --> 00:53:33,472 no, no, Your Honor. 1294 00:53:33,554 --> 00:53:36,554 Uh, I mean yes, but... 1295 00:53:36,637 --> 00:53:38,807 my name is Ian Gallagher. 1296 00:53:38,887 --> 00:53:40,977 All right, Mr. Gallagher. In the case 1297 00:53:41,054 --> 00:53:43,474 of the state of Illinois versus Ian Gallagher 1298 00:53:43,554 --> 00:53:44,474 for the felony crime 1299 00:53:44,595 --> 00:53:46,725 of arson, how do you plead? 1300 00:53:46,804 --> 00:53:48,474 [Ian] Your Honor, a young man 1301 00:53:48,554 --> 00:53:49,884 was being forced into a van 1302 00:53:49,971 --> 00:53:51,221 against his will 1303 00:53:51,304 --> 00:53:53,724 to be taken to a conversion camp. 1304 00:53:53,804 --> 00:53:56,174 His would-be captors wanted to deny him 1305 00:53:56,263 --> 00:53:58,803 of his true nature, and I stopped that from happening, 1306 00:53:58,887 --> 00:54:01,017 so I will not apologize for that, 1307 00:54:01,096 --> 00:54:03,226 and the people who were trying to change him 1308 00:54:03,304 --> 00:54:05,134 were his family, people who were supposed 1309 00:54:05,221 --> 00:54:06,631 to love him for who he was 1310 00:54:06,720 --> 00:54:09,420 unconditionally, like my family... 1311 00:54:09,513 --> 00:54:11,973 [choking up] has loved me. 1312 00:54:14,679 --> 00:54:17,429 And to not love-- 1313 00:54:17,513 --> 00:54:18,973 that is the true crime. 1314 00:54:19,054 --> 00:54:22,224 And at the end of the day, everything I did, 1315 00:54:22,304 --> 00:54:23,344 I did in the hopes 1316 00:54:23,429 --> 00:54:24,979 that we would learn to love each other 1317 00:54:25,054 --> 00:54:27,424 the way that Jesus taught and God intended, 1318 00:54:27,513 --> 00:54:31,633 and, more importantly, the-the way that we all need. 1319 00:54:31,720 --> 00:54:34,420 But I understand there are laws, 1320 00:54:34,513 --> 00:54:35,973 and I broke one. 1321 00:54:36,054 --> 00:54:38,134 I set fire to a van, and in doing so, 1322 00:54:38,221 --> 00:54:41,471 I turned what I intended to be a movement of love 1323 00:54:41,554 --> 00:54:43,384 into a movement of anger. 1324 00:54:46,096 --> 00:54:47,476 Went too far, Geneva. 1325 00:54:47,554 --> 00:54:49,884 I was crazy to let it go as far as I did. 1326 00:54:51,513 --> 00:54:53,673 Truth is, I am bipolar, 1327 00:54:53,762 --> 00:54:55,132 I was off my medication, 1328 00:54:55,221 --> 00:54:57,261 and I was in a manic state in which I was not 1329 00:54:57,346 --> 00:54:59,886 in control of my faculties, so... 1330 00:54:59,971 --> 00:55:02,471 I plead not guilty by reason of insanity. 1331 00:55:02,554 --> 00:55:03,974 [crowd yelling] 1332 00:55:04,054 --> 00:55:06,344 - [gavel bangs] - [judge] Order! Order! 1333 00:55:06,429 --> 00:55:10,059 Any more of that, and I will clear out this courtroom. 1334 00:55:10,137 --> 00:55:12,427 ♪ Ain't nothing wrong with loving my baby ♪ 1335 00:55:12,513 --> 00:55:15,513 ♪ Ain't nothing wrong with loving my baby ♪ 1336 00:55:15,595 --> 00:55:17,765 [Liam] Are you sure I'm not the father? 1337 00:55:17,845 --> 00:55:18,845 [Lip] No, you're not, Liam. 1338 00:55:18,929 --> 00:55:20,429 God, how much did you give her? 1339 00:55:20,513 --> 00:55:22,013 Just enough to keep her out for a while. 1340 00:55:22,096 --> 00:55:23,426 I think we gave her too much. 1341 00:55:23,513 --> 00:55:26,263 [Liam] She looks dead. 1342 00:55:26,346 --> 00:55:27,806 Sissy? 1343 00:55:27,887 --> 00:55:29,677 See, she's fine. 1344 00:55:29,762 --> 00:55:32,972 ♪ Ain't nothing wrong with loving my baby ♪ 1345 00:55:33,054 --> 00:55:34,974 ♪ Ain't nothing wrong with loving my baby ♪ 1346 00:55:35,054 --> 00:55:36,844 All right, go, go, go, go, go. 1347 00:55:36,929 --> 00:55:39,769 ♪ Ain't nothing wrong with loving my baby ♪ 1348 00:55:39,845 --> 00:55:42,635 ♪ Ain't nothing wrong with loving my baby ♪ 1349 00:55:42,720 --> 00:55:45,090 ♪ She looks good ♪ 1350 00:55:45,179 --> 00:55:46,559 ♪ She makes me feel all right ♪