1 00:00:01,843 --> 00:00:04,003 Fuck you guys want? 2 00:00:04,094 --> 00:00:06,504 It's the recap shit. 3 00:00:06,594 --> 00:00:08,674 What, you guys miss last week's episode? 4 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:10,430 Eh, we should probably show it to 'em. 5 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:12,351 I guess. 6 00:00:12,427 --> 00:00:14,467 Go! 7 00:00:14,552 --> 00:00:16,672 You want to volunteer? Here? 8 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:18,850 Yes, sir. In need of some documentation, 9 00:00:18,927 --> 00:00:21,217 community service. Trying to get into West Point. 10 00:00:21,302 --> 00:00:23,052 Only takes three or four minutes 11 00:00:23,135 --> 00:00:25,805 if you get the, uh, hose on the tailpipe right. 12 00:00:25,885 --> 00:00:27,305 You're killing dogs? 13 00:00:27,386 --> 00:00:29,056 All right, well, you guys just relax. 14 00:00:29,135 --> 00:00:30,595 Just die naturally. 15 00:00:30,677 --> 00:00:32,387 Where are all the female employees? 16 00:00:32,469 --> 00:00:34,809 [men] At the woman's march! [men] Selling pussy hats. 17 00:00:34,885 --> 00:00:36,425 "Jugs"? 18 00:00:36,511 --> 00:00:37,681 I lied to you this morning. 19 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:39,060 - There is a woman on my site. - Who? 20 00:00:39,135 --> 00:00:41,385 Me. 21 00:00:41,469 --> 00:00:43,309 A-are they giving you your meds in there? 22 00:00:43,386 --> 00:00:45,636 I-I'm protecting defenseless lambs from having 23 00:00:45,718 --> 00:00:48,138 their emotional and physical spirits slaughtered. 24 00:00:48,219 --> 00:00:49,759 [phone clatters] 25 00:00:49,843 --> 00:00:52,003 [guard] Gallagher! You made bail. 26 00:00:52,094 --> 00:00:53,504 Your disciples! 27 00:00:53,594 --> 00:00:55,714 We crowd sourced your bail to get you out. 28 00:00:55,802 --> 00:00:57,092 Gay Jesus! 29 00:00:57,177 --> 00:01:00,757 [cheering] 30 00:01:00,843 --> 00:01:02,053 - Commercial real estate? - Yeah, 31 00:01:02,135 --> 00:01:03,845 you're the one who told me to invest. 32 00:01:03,927 --> 00:01:05,427 Max Whitford's just gonna try and fuck you, trust me. 33 00:01:05,511 --> 00:01:06,931 You seem savvy. We're putting in 34 00:01:07,010 --> 00:01:08,930 another Sunset Brooks senior care center. 35 00:01:09,010 --> 00:01:10,600 You'd need a hundred to play. 36 00:01:10,677 --> 00:01:13,097 Then I got a hundred in my pocket. 37 00:01:13,177 --> 00:01:14,177 [pop] 38 00:01:14,260 --> 00:01:15,810 We did it. 39 00:01:15,885 --> 00:01:17,635 [laughs] 40 00:01:17,718 --> 00:01:19,638 - I need a sponsor. - Me? 41 00:01:19,718 --> 00:01:21,258 Helping another AA member's 42 00:01:21,344 --> 00:01:22,714 a hell of a lot better for your sobriety 43 00:01:22,802 --> 00:01:24,672 than chasing after a kid who's not yours. 44 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:28,640 [sighs] Uh, I'll sponsor you. Come on. 45 00:01:28,718 --> 00:01:32,218 We someone who will promote and protect our values! 46 00:01:32,302 --> 00:01:33,922 What about Mo White? 47 00:01:34,010 --> 00:01:36,310 Let's make Chicago White again! 48 00:01:36,386 --> 00:01:37,426 [cheering] 49 00:01:37,511 --> 00:01:39,261 Mo White? 50 00:01:39,344 --> 00:01:40,424 Yeah. Who are you? 51 00:01:40,511 --> 00:01:42,471 Your country needs you. 52 00:01:42,552 --> 00:01:43,712 ♪ rock music ♪ 53 00:01:43,802 --> 00:01:45,002 Uh-huh. 54 00:01:52,344 --> 00:01:55,254 ♪ rock music ♪ 55 00:01:55,344 --> 00:01:59,174 ♪♪♪ 56 00:01:59,260 --> 00:02:02,390 ♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪ 57 00:02:02,469 --> 00:02:05,719 ♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪ 58 00:02:05,802 --> 00:02:08,752 ♪ You were beaming once before ♪ 59 00:02:08,843 --> 00:02:12,883 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 60 00:02:12,968 --> 00:02:16,508 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 61 00:02:16,594 --> 00:02:19,754 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 62 00:02:19,843 --> 00:02:21,843 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 63 00:02:21,927 --> 00:02:26,507 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 64 00:02:26,594 --> 00:02:31,714 ♪♪♪ 65 00:02:33,427 --> 00:02:36,927 ♪ Round up the friends you got ♪ 66 00:02:37,010 --> 00:02:40,010 ♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪ 67 00:02:40,094 --> 00:02:43,094 ♪ You were willing once before ♪ 68 00:02:43,177 --> 00:02:47,597 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 69 00:02:47,677 --> 00:02:50,757 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 70 00:02:50,843 --> 00:02:54,343 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 71 00:02:54,427 --> 00:02:56,307 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 72 00:02:56,386 --> 00:03:00,176 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 73 00:03:01,302 --> 00:03:04,212 ♪ rock music ♪ 74 00:03:04,302 --> 00:03:09,172 ♪♪♪ 75 00:03:12,135 --> 00:03:14,505 That'll show those misogynistic motherfuckers. 76 00:03:14,594 --> 00:03:16,304 [quietly] Fuck, yes! 77 00:03:16,386 --> 00:03:19,426 [laughs] Only two dicks left. 78 00:03:19,511 --> 00:03:21,391 ♪♪♪ 79 00:03:21,469 --> 00:03:23,349 Clearly you haven't had much experience 80 00:03:23,427 --> 00:03:25,347 around a dick. It's more like this. 81 00:03:25,427 --> 00:03:26,757 Ooh. Hey. 82 00:03:26,843 --> 00:03:28,593 - En garde! - Ooh! 83 00:03:28,677 --> 00:03:30,507 - Ooh! [laughs] - [distant cheering] 84 00:03:30,594 --> 00:03:32,174 [quietly] Shh, shh! 85 00:03:34,135 --> 00:03:36,595 [both laugh] 86 00:03:36,677 --> 00:03:38,507 [Alex] Yeah, we're gonna get busted. 87 00:03:38,594 --> 00:03:39,634 Okay, who's next? 88 00:03:39,718 --> 00:03:41,808 Uh, this one. 89 00:03:41,885 --> 00:03:44,095 Oh, hell, no. 90 00:03:44,177 --> 00:03:47,847 Yo, yo, Darryl fucking Feathers, man! 91 00:03:47,927 --> 00:03:50,347 He was the foreman at my last job. 92 00:03:50,427 --> 00:03:53,557 Oh, shit. This one gets two dicks. 93 00:03:53,636 --> 00:03:54,806 [welders clank] 94 00:04:08,344 --> 00:04:09,344 [dogs bark distantly] 95 00:04:09,427 --> 00:04:11,097 Hey. 96 00:04:11,177 --> 00:04:12,637 Hey. 97 00:04:12,718 --> 00:04:14,468 [train horn blows distantly] 98 00:04:18,968 --> 00:04:22,008 Um... 99 00:04:22,094 --> 00:04:24,094 The fuck you doing? 100 00:04:24,177 --> 00:04:25,887 Waiting. 101 00:04:25,968 --> 00:04:28,138 - Waiting for what? - Shim. 102 00:04:28,219 --> 00:04:31,509 Good morning, my indigenous South Siders! 103 00:04:31,594 --> 00:04:32,634 Don't mind me. 104 00:04:32,718 --> 00:04:34,508 Just showing our support 105 00:04:34,594 --> 00:04:36,214 for a better tomorrow. 106 00:04:36,302 --> 00:04:37,302 Huh? 107 00:04:37,386 --> 00:04:39,056 Hi. 108 00:04:39,135 --> 00:04:40,425 W-what's a "shim"? 109 00:04:40,511 --> 00:04:42,931 Shim. God. 110 00:04:43,010 --> 00:04:45,720 But God doesn't have a gender, or maybe it's both genders, 111 00:04:45,802 --> 00:04:48,092 so she, him--Shim. 112 00:04:48,177 --> 00:04:50,177 Mother-father God. 113 00:04:51,885 --> 00:04:53,425 And you're waiting for Shim to... 114 00:04:53,511 --> 00:04:55,141 Talk to me. 115 00:04:55,219 --> 00:04:59,259 Tell me what to do next. 116 00:04:59,344 --> 00:05:01,134 Does that happen a lot? 117 00:05:01,219 --> 00:05:03,259 Used to all the time in jail, 118 00:05:03,344 --> 00:05:05,424 but since I've been out, nothing. 119 00:05:05,511 --> 00:05:07,141 [Frank] That's because it never happened. 120 00:05:07,219 --> 00:05:09,259 Shim, 121 00:05:09,344 --> 00:05:12,094 a higher power, the great I Am, Great Spirit-- 122 00:05:12,177 --> 00:05:15,057 call it whatever you want-- but it ain't talking to you. 123 00:05:15,135 --> 00:05:17,305 And we weren't talking to you. 124 00:05:17,386 --> 00:05:19,506 Enlightenment, or whatever these new-fangled 125 00:05:19,594 --> 00:05:21,384 hippy-dippy religions are selling, 126 00:05:21,469 --> 00:05:23,639 is a waste of time. 127 00:05:23,718 --> 00:05:26,508 Gay Jesus, Taoism, 128 00:05:26,594 --> 00:05:29,674 Scientology, Christian Science, 129 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:33,600 Joel Osteen, Deepak Chopra-- 130 00:05:33,677 --> 00:05:36,307 It's like going to one of those flaky schools 131 00:05:36,386 --> 00:05:38,676 where the students create their own curriculum, 132 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:41,890 then don't get graded on it. 133 00:05:41,968 --> 00:05:43,718 Religion isn't a startup, Ian. 134 00:05:43,802 --> 00:05:45,592 You want God to talk to you, 135 00:05:45,677 --> 00:05:48,387 you gotta stick with the classics: Buddhism, 136 00:05:48,469 --> 00:05:50,889 Judaism, Christianity. 137 00:05:50,968 --> 00:05:52,888 And if you break the rules, 138 00:05:52,968 --> 00:05:55,348 you burn in hell for all eternity. 139 00:05:55,427 --> 00:05:56,807 And there's your enlightenment. 140 00:05:56,885 --> 00:05:59,095 In the meantime, 141 00:05:59,177 --> 00:06:01,967 I shall be saving the South Side 142 00:06:02,052 --> 00:06:06,302 from the endless caravan of immigrants. 143 00:06:06,386 --> 00:06:08,716 [Lip] All right. You guys should get going, huh? 144 00:06:08,802 --> 00:06:10,302 Come on. You don't want to be late 145 00:06:10,386 --> 00:06:11,926 for your first day. of public school. 146 00:06:12,010 --> 00:06:13,510 That's the one thing they care about. 147 00:06:13,594 --> 00:06:14,884 Oh, wait. 148 00:06:14,968 --> 00:06:16,968 [Lip grunts] 149 00:06:17,052 --> 00:06:18,672 Oh. 150 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:19,890 There. 151 00:06:19,968 --> 00:06:21,888 Later. 152 00:06:21,968 --> 00:06:25,348 Hey, buddy, Liam, might want to lose the tie. 153 00:06:25,427 --> 00:06:27,507 No? Okay. 154 00:06:27,594 --> 00:06:31,344 ♪ pop/rock music ♪ 155 00:06:31,427 --> 00:06:33,847 We're making sandwiches now, Pops? 156 00:06:33,927 --> 00:06:35,967 You think that's weird? 157 00:06:36,052 --> 00:06:41,212 ♪♪♪ 158 00:06:43,843 --> 00:06:46,383 ♪ It ain't hard to see ♪ 159 00:06:46,469 --> 00:06:49,809 ♪ What's going on with me ♪ 160 00:06:49,885 --> 00:06:51,925 ♪ Got what I want ♪ 161 00:06:52,010 --> 00:06:55,350 ♪ And a little bit of what I need ♪ 162 00:06:55,427 --> 00:06:58,257 ♪ Something smooth so fine so sweet ♪ 163 00:06:58,344 --> 00:07:01,174 ♪ Something good's got ahold of me ♪ 164 00:07:01,260 --> 00:07:05,010 ♪ Make it hard for anyone to leave ♪ 165 00:07:05,094 --> 00:07:07,464 ♪ When we gotta...♪ 166 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:08,712 ♪♪♪ 167 00:07:08,802 --> 00:07:10,552 Here you go, Miss Riley. 168 00:07:10,636 --> 00:07:14,466 I can assure you, there was no suffering. 169 00:07:14,552 --> 00:07:17,212 Bless you, sweet boy. 170 00:07:17,302 --> 00:07:18,712 Sparky's in a better place. 171 00:07:18,802 --> 00:07:19,752 Mm. 172 00:07:19,843 --> 00:07:24,963 ♪♪♪ 173 00:07:31,469 --> 00:07:32,849 [Ford, indistinct] 174 00:07:34,219 --> 00:07:39,139 ♪♪♪ 175 00:07:39,219 --> 00:07:40,509 We done? 176 00:07:40,594 --> 00:07:44,054 [Fiona] Ta-da! What do you think? 177 00:07:44,135 --> 00:07:46,175 [Ford, panting] It's an empty lot. 178 00:07:46,260 --> 00:07:49,260 Yeah, 1/10th of which belongs to me. 179 00:07:49,344 --> 00:07:51,054 But it's not about what it looks like now. 180 00:07:51,135 --> 00:07:52,925 It's about what it's gonna be. 181 00:07:53,010 --> 00:07:54,600 You're looking at the future site 182 00:07:54,677 --> 00:07:56,677 of Sunset Brook Senior Care, phase two. 183 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:58,930 It's nice, huh? 184 00:07:59,010 --> 00:08:00,760 Hm. 185 00:08:00,843 --> 00:08:02,423 "Hm"? What is "hm"? 186 00:08:02,511 --> 00:08:04,511 Well, just seems like they could've put 187 00:08:04,594 --> 00:08:06,094 a bit more money into the architecture, 188 00:08:06,177 --> 00:08:07,807 you know? 189 00:08:07,885 --> 00:08:09,635 Well, they're going for a 190 00:08:09,718 --> 00:08:11,058 really simple, practical, 191 00:08:11,135 --> 00:08:13,305 kind of European vibe. I love it. 192 00:08:13,386 --> 00:08:15,136 Yeah, well, it's definitely practical. 193 00:08:15,219 --> 00:08:16,849 Is this the thing Whitford sucked you into? 194 00:08:16,927 --> 00:08:18,507 [laughs] 195 00:08:18,594 --> 00:08:20,214 Whitford didn't suck me into anything. 196 00:08:20,302 --> 00:08:22,002 I invested in a limited partnership. 197 00:08:22,094 --> 00:08:23,714 [laughs] So Max Whitford 198 00:08:23,802 --> 00:08:25,092 makes all the decisions? 199 00:08:25,177 --> 00:08:26,467 [Fiona] The general partner does, yes. 200 00:08:26,552 --> 00:08:29,302 It's an LLC, which means my liability is limited, 201 00:08:29,386 --> 00:08:31,426 so I can't get sued by some junkie roofer. 202 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,181 Ah, so you can only lose all your investment, 203 00:08:33,260 --> 00:08:36,140 - which was how much again? - 100,000. 204 00:08:36,219 --> 00:08:37,969 [laughs] 205 00:08:38,052 --> 00:08:39,712 - 100,000? - Mm-hm. 206 00:08:39,802 --> 00:08:41,302 - Dollars? - With a 30% return 207 00:08:41,386 --> 00:08:42,756 expected in less than a year. 208 00:08:42,843 --> 00:08:44,753 Come on. Still got 12 blocks to go. 209 00:08:44,843 --> 00:08:46,133 ♪ Cloudland's "Restart" plays ♪ 210 00:08:46,219 --> 00:08:48,639 Christ. Seriously? 211 00:08:48,718 --> 00:08:50,928 [dog whining] 212 00:08:51,010 --> 00:08:53,350 [sighs] Don't worry, Sparky. 213 00:08:53,427 --> 00:08:55,307 I'm gonna be with you here till the end. 214 00:08:55,386 --> 00:08:59,136 ♪ Please take the pride...♪ 215 00:08:59,219 --> 00:09:01,389 "Pablo would like to play and run. 216 00:09:01,469 --> 00:09:04,309 He'd spend his day in the bright, warm sun." 217 00:09:04,386 --> 00:09:06,756 ♪ Please take my heart ♪ 218 00:09:06,843 --> 00:09:10,253 ♪ Oh, this is how we restart ♪ 219 00:09:10,344 --> 00:09:15,134 ♪♪♪ 220 00:09:15,219 --> 00:09:17,099 [Lip] Hey. Morning. 221 00:09:17,177 --> 00:09:18,967 Sorry. The meeting's done already? 222 00:09:19,052 --> 00:09:21,302 - [baby cries] - Uh, they're just getting 223 00:09:21,386 --> 00:09:23,096 - started--there you go. - Hey, man. 224 00:09:23,177 --> 00:09:25,387 Thanks for letting me call you at 2:00 a.m. 225 00:09:25,469 --> 00:09:27,309 Yeah, that's what sponsors are for, you know? 226 00:09:27,386 --> 00:09:30,966 Could I get you to sign my court sheet? 227 00:09:31,052 --> 00:09:33,502 Yeah, look, you gotta be on time, though, all right? 228 00:09:33,594 --> 00:09:35,674 I don't sign for short-timers. 229 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:36,680 Sorry. 230 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:37,970 It's all right. 231 00:09:38,052 --> 00:09:39,962 [paper rustling] 232 00:09:40,052 --> 00:09:42,132 [cell phone chimes] 233 00:09:42,968 --> 00:09:44,348 [chiming] 234 00:09:44,427 --> 00:09:46,507 Hello? 235 00:09:46,594 --> 00:09:47,924 [baby fussing] 236 00:09:48,010 --> 00:09:49,930 Shit. Is she okay? 237 00:09:50,010 --> 00:09:52,680 Yeah. All right, okay. 238 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:54,430 Yeah, I'll be right there. Yo, I gotta go, all right? 239 00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:56,181 My kid's in the emergency room. 240 00:09:56,260 --> 00:09:58,010 You have a kid? 241 00:09:58,094 --> 00:09:59,424 [mellow pop over speakers] 242 00:09:59,511 --> 00:10:00,681 We need more dicks. 243 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:02,850 - I know! - [laughs] 244 00:10:02,927 --> 00:10:04,507 So I know these women in my trade school welding class. 245 00:10:04,594 --> 00:10:06,844 - I think they can help. - Mm, cool. 246 00:10:06,927 --> 00:10:08,637 You know if you mouth the words "olive juice," 247 00:10:08,718 --> 00:10:09,968 it looks like you're saying "I love you"? 248 00:10:10,052 --> 00:10:12,172 - What? - Watch. 249 00:10:13,552 --> 00:10:16,002 [mouthing] 250 00:10:16,094 --> 00:10:18,344 Oh, my God. It totally does. 251 00:10:18,427 --> 00:10:19,967 - [laughs] - Right? 252 00:10:20,052 --> 00:10:21,342 Yeah, I don't have many straight friends. 253 00:10:21,427 --> 00:10:23,347 I kind of like this. [chuckles] 254 00:10:23,427 --> 00:10:26,177 Me too. I like having a gay friend. 255 00:10:26,260 --> 00:10:29,220 How old were you when you realized you were gay? 256 00:10:29,302 --> 00:10:31,002 Uh, the second they slapped my ass 257 00:10:31,094 --> 00:10:32,344 and cut the umbilical cord. 258 00:10:32,427 --> 00:10:33,887 Okay. [laughs] 259 00:10:33,968 --> 00:10:36,758 - [car horn honking] - Oh, shit. Look. 260 00:10:36,843 --> 00:10:38,213 Luh-luh-look. 261 00:10:38,302 --> 00:10:41,212 [both laugh] 262 00:10:41,302 --> 00:10:43,052 - I love it. - [car horn honking] 263 00:10:43,135 --> 00:10:44,175 [distant wolf whistle] 264 00:10:44,260 --> 00:10:45,510 [Alex] Hey. 265 00:10:45,594 --> 00:10:47,754 ♪♪♪ 266 00:10:47,843 --> 00:10:48,883 [mouthing] 267 00:10:48,968 --> 00:10:49,968 [click] 268 00:10:50,052 --> 00:10:51,712 [mouthing] 269 00:10:51,802 --> 00:10:53,382 [laughs] 270 00:10:56,010 --> 00:10:57,430 What the hell? 271 00:10:57,511 --> 00:11:00,311 They made a list of the rapiest bars 272 00:11:00,386 --> 00:11:02,716 in the South Side, and The Alibi's number one? 273 00:11:02,802 --> 00:11:04,302 I haven't raped anybody in here. 274 00:11:04,386 --> 00:11:06,386 No one's ever raped anyone in here! 275 00:11:06,469 --> 00:11:08,599 At least not in the inside. Out in the alleyway, maybe. 276 00:11:08,677 --> 00:11:10,177 But I knew people thought The Alibi was shitty, 277 00:11:10,260 --> 00:11:11,680 but now they think we're rapey? 278 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:14,430 - Who says we're rapey? - Some stupid article. 279 00:11:14,511 --> 00:11:16,931 Give it to me. Who wrote it? 280 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,810 Bethany Pickford-Watson. 281 00:11:18,885 --> 00:11:21,385 Of course she has two last names. 282 00:11:21,469 --> 00:11:23,349 Does she look familiar to you? 283 00:11:23,427 --> 00:11:24,847 - Oh, probably some lesbo. - No. No. 284 00:11:24,927 --> 00:11:26,557 - I'd hit that for sure. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 285 00:11:26,636 --> 00:11:28,886 "They even pay black prostitutes 286 00:11:28,968 --> 00:11:30,638 with fake boobs to walk around in short skirts." 287 00:11:30,718 --> 00:11:31,848 I'ma kill that bitch. 288 00:11:31,927 --> 00:11:33,057 This is so unfair. 289 00:11:33,135 --> 00:11:34,555 [Kev] I mean, look around. 290 00:11:34,636 --> 00:11:37,056 W-w-what's so rapey about this place, anyway? 291 00:11:37,135 --> 00:11:38,965 ♪ Do your thing, girl ♪ 292 00:11:39,052 --> 00:11:40,672 ♪ What's your preference ♪ 293 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:42,930 ♪ Man of your dreams or a death wish ♪ 294 00:11:43,010 --> 00:11:45,260 ♪ Somebody to live on the edge with ♪ 295 00:11:45,344 --> 00:11:47,674 ♪ I get nasty voice get raspy ♪ 296 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:49,930 ♪ I won't tell if you harass me ♪ 297 00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:52,010 ♪ If you got a man dump that lame ♪ 298 00:11:52,094 --> 00:11:53,844 ♪ And bring it over here back up and dump that thing ♪ 299 00:11:53,927 --> 00:11:55,177 ♪ Yeah ♪ 300 00:11:55,260 --> 00:11:56,430 I don't know, V. Maybe this place 301 00:11:56,511 --> 00:11:58,311 - is a little rapey. - You think? 302 00:11:58,386 --> 00:12:00,096 Craig has his dick out right now. 303 00:12:00,177 --> 00:12:01,887 Craig! Damn it, man! 304 00:12:01,968 --> 00:12:03,258 Ball bag was hot. 305 00:12:03,344 --> 00:12:05,094 [zips pants] 306 00:12:05,177 --> 00:12:07,887 Just a little pop quiz 307 00:12:07,968 --> 00:12:10,178 to see how your weekend was. 308 00:12:10,260 --> 00:12:13,310 Just kidding. It's actually ten questions 309 00:12:13,386 --> 00:12:16,556 to see if you remember how to diagram a sentence. 310 00:12:16,636 --> 00:12:19,426 [all groan] 311 00:12:19,511 --> 00:12:21,311 Liam. 312 00:12:21,386 --> 00:12:22,846 Since this is your first day, 313 00:12:22,927 --> 00:12:24,847 I don't expect you to know any of this. 314 00:12:24,927 --> 00:12:26,467 Just do the best you can. 315 00:12:26,552 --> 00:12:29,092 [Mrs. Winston] Begin. 316 00:12:29,177 --> 00:12:31,177 ♪ rock music ♪ 317 00:12:31,260 --> 00:12:33,060 Psst. 318 00:12:33,135 --> 00:12:35,305 Psst, hey. 319 00:12:35,386 --> 00:12:40,506 ♪♪♪ 320 00:12:54,469 --> 00:12:56,889 Greetings, fellow men of leisure! 321 00:12:56,968 --> 00:12:59,218 I brought free shit for ya, 322 00:12:59,302 --> 00:13:01,342 so wear it with pride. 323 00:13:01,427 --> 00:13:04,057 I got hats. Here you go. 324 00:13:04,135 --> 00:13:05,925 Hats for everyone. 325 00:13:06,010 --> 00:13:08,060 V, can I get a little, um... 326 00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:09,805 What else have I got? Oh! 327 00:13:09,885 --> 00:13:11,175 T-shirts. Check these out. 328 00:13:11,260 --> 00:13:12,810 Pass 'em down there. 329 00:13:12,885 --> 00:13:14,845 These are cool. One size fits all. 330 00:13:14,927 --> 00:13:18,257 [Frank] What else do I have? Bumper stickers. 331 00:13:18,344 --> 00:13:20,304 Here, pass those down, would you? 332 00:13:20,386 --> 00:13:23,596 And, of course, it wouldn't be a political campaign 333 00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:25,427 without buttons. 334 00:13:25,511 --> 00:13:27,011 [laughs] 335 00:13:27,094 --> 00:13:28,884 Thank you, V. 336 00:13:30,718 --> 00:13:33,218 "Mo White: Mo Better." 337 00:13:33,302 --> 00:13:34,922 You know that's racist, right? 338 00:13:35,010 --> 00:13:37,680 And, needless to say, 339 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:40,180 your political contributions are welcome 340 00:13:40,260 --> 00:13:42,510 and most appreciated. 341 00:13:42,594 --> 00:13:44,924 Are you joking me? 342 00:13:45,010 --> 00:13:47,430 Need I remind you, gentlemen and lady, 343 00:13:47,511 --> 00:13:49,181 what is at stake here? 344 00:13:49,260 --> 00:13:51,930 No one is protecting us. 345 00:13:52,010 --> 00:13:54,220 Mo White is our only hope. 346 00:13:54,302 --> 00:13:56,502 You sure this isn't about the money, Frank? 347 00:13:56,594 --> 00:13:59,214 Of course it's about the money, Tommy! 348 00:13:59,302 --> 00:14:03,382 Contributions are the lifeblood of a political campaign. 349 00:14:03,469 --> 00:14:06,389 Do you really think the Ruiz or Wyman campaign 350 00:14:06,469 --> 00:14:08,679 gives a shit about us? 351 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,310 Hell, no! 352 00:14:10,386 --> 00:14:12,006 They're too busy whining 353 00:14:12,094 --> 00:14:16,094 about equality and cultural heritage. 354 00:14:16,177 --> 00:14:18,757 They're not even from the South Side! 355 00:14:20,135 --> 00:14:21,925 [Frank] And I don't know that they were 356 00:14:22,010 --> 00:14:23,140 born in this country. 357 00:14:23,219 --> 00:14:25,509 Ruiz? 358 00:14:25,594 --> 00:14:28,504 The hell kind of a name is that? 359 00:14:28,594 --> 00:14:30,964 I'd like to see that birth certificate. 360 00:14:31,052 --> 00:14:32,712 [laughs] 361 00:14:32,802 --> 00:14:34,172 [slurps] 362 00:14:36,927 --> 00:14:40,677 Mo White will fight for the things we care about. 363 00:14:45,219 --> 00:14:47,889 Thank you, man. Thank you. Gentlemen? 364 00:14:47,968 --> 00:14:49,638 - Come on, guys. Let's do this. - [men muttering] 365 00:14:49,718 --> 00:14:51,468 I know. It's a bitter pill. 366 00:14:51,552 --> 00:14:54,422 We gotta do it for our own good. 367 00:14:54,511 --> 00:14:56,681 Here you go. There you go. 368 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:59,010 Don't look at me like that. Come on. Come on. 369 00:14:59,094 --> 00:15:01,174 - Guys, come on. - [man] Come on. South Side! 370 00:15:01,260 --> 00:15:02,350 It's important. 371 00:15:02,427 --> 00:15:04,677 Fine. 372 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:07,310 I'm not even gonna ask. 373 00:15:07,386 --> 00:15:10,256 If you will excuse me... 374 00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:12,214 ♪ rock music ♪ 375 00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:13,842 I got some winnin' to do. 376 00:15:13,927 --> 00:15:15,637 [laughs] 377 00:15:15,718 --> 00:15:17,888 Make sure you vote! 378 00:15:20,094 --> 00:15:21,554 I still can't believe you invested 379 00:15:21,636 --> 00:15:23,556 $100,000 in a vacant lot. 380 00:15:23,636 --> 00:15:25,506 [Fiona] Yep. Signing the papers tonight, 381 00:15:25,594 --> 00:15:27,504 and then we're gonna flip it quick. 382 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:30,964 [chime] Ah, I'm meeting him at 7:00. 383 00:15:31,052 --> 00:15:33,342 Does Whitford even know about me? 384 00:15:33,427 --> 00:15:35,057 [electronic tone] Huh? 385 00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:37,555 Does he know about me, that we're together? 386 00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:39,716 Yeah, we talked about you. 387 00:15:39,802 --> 00:15:41,632 Hm. 388 00:15:41,718 --> 00:15:43,888 Who are you selling it to? 389 00:15:43,968 --> 00:15:45,758 Sunset Brook. 390 00:15:45,843 --> 00:15:47,503 They're in negotiations to buy the land. 391 00:15:47,594 --> 00:15:48,464 Hi! 392 00:15:48,552 --> 00:15:50,342 So the deal isn't done yet? 393 00:15:50,427 --> 00:15:51,757 Why are you shitting on my parade? 394 00:15:51,843 --> 00:15:53,753 Just because you don't think it's a good idea 395 00:15:53,843 --> 00:15:55,463 doesn't mean you gotta be a dick about it. 396 00:15:55,552 --> 00:15:57,462 I'm not trying to be a dick. 397 00:15:57,552 --> 00:16:01,302 I'm just saying that it might be... 398 00:16:01,386 --> 00:16:03,006 I thought we were gonna eat together. 399 00:16:03,094 --> 00:16:04,884 We can't sit at the table like normal human beings? 400 00:16:04,968 --> 00:16:06,888 Yeah, but then the fries get cold. 401 00:16:06,968 --> 00:16:08,388 - Who likes cold French fries? - Well you didn't even 402 00:16:08,469 --> 00:16:10,259 order fries. Those are my fries. 403 00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:11,554 [Fiona] Well, here. You can't eat them all. 404 00:16:11,636 --> 00:16:13,886 Thank you very much. 405 00:16:15,968 --> 00:16:18,098 Listen, for the record, I do fully support you. 406 00:16:18,177 --> 00:16:21,217 Phase two is... is gonna be great. 407 00:16:21,302 --> 00:16:22,802 Well, don't just say it 'cause you think 408 00:16:22,885 --> 00:16:24,095 it's what I want to hear. Be honest. 409 00:16:24,177 --> 00:16:25,387 I was being honest, and then you told me 410 00:16:25,469 --> 00:16:26,929 I was shitting all over your parade. 411 00:16:27,010 --> 00:16:28,680 Can I have my cheeseburger, please? 412 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:29,810 Yeah. 413 00:16:31,260 --> 00:16:32,390 Thank you. 414 00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:33,849 I'll be at the table. 415 00:16:33,927 --> 00:16:34,967 Mm-hm. 416 00:16:36,052 --> 00:16:37,962 [sighs] 417 00:16:38,052 --> 00:16:40,962 [tranquil music] 418 00:16:41,052 --> 00:16:45,882 ♪♪♪ 419 00:16:58,094 --> 00:17:01,674 Look, I've never been to a Buddhist temple before. 420 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:04,970 I need Shim to talk to me. 421 00:17:05,052 --> 00:17:07,712 Uh, God. To talk to me. 422 00:17:07,802 --> 00:17:10,342 ♪♪♪ 423 00:17:10,427 --> 00:17:12,637 Any tips? 424 00:17:12,718 --> 00:17:15,638 Repeat. "I'm here to learn." 425 00:17:15,718 --> 00:17:17,138 I'm here to learn. 426 00:17:17,219 --> 00:17:19,009 "I take refuge 427 00:17:19,094 --> 00:17:20,384 in the Buddha." 428 00:17:20,469 --> 00:17:22,429 I take refuge in the Buddha. 429 00:17:22,511 --> 00:17:24,761 "Until I attain enlightenment." 430 00:17:24,843 --> 00:17:27,423 Until I attain enlightenment. 431 00:17:27,511 --> 00:17:32,721 ♪♪♪ 432 00:17:34,302 --> 00:17:36,462 Quick question. 433 00:17:36,552 --> 00:17:37,752 [Ian clears throat] 434 00:17:37,843 --> 00:17:39,883 ♪♪♪ 435 00:17:39,968 --> 00:17:41,718 Once I attain enlightenment, 436 00:17:41,802 --> 00:17:43,592 then will Shim talk to me? 437 00:17:43,677 --> 00:17:45,717 'Cause they did for a while. 438 00:17:45,802 --> 00:17:48,712 But then, suddenly, it stopped. 439 00:17:48,802 --> 00:17:52,002 So did Shim stop talking to me, 440 00:17:52,094 --> 00:17:54,304 or did I stop hearing Shim? 441 00:17:54,386 --> 00:17:59,256 ♪♪♪ 442 00:18:01,427 --> 00:18:03,177 [dogs barking, whining] 443 00:18:03,260 --> 00:18:04,850 I got this, Ralph. 444 00:18:04,927 --> 00:18:07,307 - You sure? - Yeah, don't worry about it. 445 00:18:07,386 --> 00:18:08,636 I'll take care of Bootsie. 446 00:18:08,718 --> 00:18:10,388 Okay. Thanks, Carl. 447 00:18:10,469 --> 00:18:13,349 See you tomorrow. 448 00:18:13,427 --> 00:18:15,217 Don't worry, Bootsie. 449 00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:17,052 No serenity for you today. 450 00:18:17,135 --> 00:18:20,465 [dogs barking distantly] 451 00:18:32,552 --> 00:18:35,632 Get your dumb-ass tote bag out of my space! 452 00:18:35,718 --> 00:18:37,508 It's actually not a tote bag. 453 00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:38,844 It's a satchel. 454 00:18:38,927 --> 00:18:40,387 And who the hell starts a new school 455 00:18:40,469 --> 00:18:41,809 with three weeks left in the school year? 456 00:18:41,885 --> 00:18:44,095 All the private schools were full. 457 00:18:45,885 --> 00:18:48,635 Fucking satchel boy. 458 00:18:54,052 --> 00:18:57,212 I have two daughters. What kind of father am I 459 00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:59,712 if I'm also the owner of the local rapery? 460 00:18:59,802 --> 00:19:01,502 V got to you, didn't she? 461 00:19:01,594 --> 00:19:02,964 [Veronica] The Alibi should be a sanctuary, 462 00:19:03,052 --> 00:19:05,672 a haven where women can come, relax, 463 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,390 and only get laid if they want to. 464 00:19:07,469 --> 00:19:08,599 We could all use a place where we could 465 00:19:08,677 --> 00:19:10,387 get laid if we wanted to. 466 00:19:10,469 --> 00:19:11,469 In this day and age, you can't 467 00:19:11,552 --> 00:19:13,252 say shit to a woman 468 00:19:13,344 --> 00:19:15,924 without her crying harassment. Hell, they'd sue 469 00:19:16,010 --> 00:19:17,720 their own reflections if they could. 470 00:19:17,802 --> 00:19:19,672 I'm just not gonna talk to them anymore. 471 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,100 [Veronica] No one talks to your ass anyway. 472 00:19:21,177 --> 00:19:23,757 Yeah, but if they did, I wouldn't say anything. 473 00:19:23,843 --> 00:19:26,253 Creepily glaring at them is not the answer. 474 00:19:26,344 --> 00:19:28,924 Hell, I probably catcalled nine or ten women yesterday. 475 00:19:29,010 --> 00:19:30,850 - You think women like that? - I'm in construction. 476 00:19:30,927 --> 00:19:32,427 I can't just change. Doesn't matter 477 00:19:32,511 --> 00:19:35,101 if time's up or not. If a chick walks by, 478 00:19:35,177 --> 00:19:36,887 I instinctively grab my balls, 479 00:19:36,968 --> 00:19:38,718 and yell "Suck on this." It's just what happens. 480 00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:41,002 All right, let's start there. 481 00:19:41,094 --> 00:19:42,924 You can't call 'em chicks anymore. 482 00:19:43,010 --> 00:19:44,470 Tail? 483 00:19:44,552 --> 00:19:46,092 - [Veronica] No. - Wool? 484 00:19:46,177 --> 00:19:47,717 No. 485 00:19:47,802 --> 00:19:48,922 Women? 486 00:19:49,010 --> 00:19:50,470 Mm, I don't think so. 487 00:19:50,552 --> 00:19:52,092 Contains the word "men." 488 00:19:54,302 --> 00:19:56,422 I got it. [snaps fingers] 489 00:19:56,511 --> 00:19:58,011 Vaginal enterprises. 490 00:19:59,552 --> 00:20:01,092 Okay, I'm out. 491 00:20:01,177 --> 00:20:02,757 Maybe we should just stick with "women." 492 00:20:02,843 --> 00:20:05,133 Oh. Some... women... 493 00:20:05,219 --> 00:20:06,809 - That's better. - [laughs] 494 00:20:06,885 --> 00:20:09,135 Some women like to be told they're pretty. 495 00:20:09,219 --> 00:20:10,469 - [Kev] Mm-hmm. - Now, how are we supposed 496 00:20:10,552 --> 00:20:11,882 to know the difference between the ones 497 00:20:11,968 --> 00:20:13,178 that like it and the ones that don't? 498 00:20:13,260 --> 00:20:15,010 Old women like being hit on. 499 00:20:15,094 --> 00:20:16,884 Maybe we should just allow the old women in. 500 00:20:16,968 --> 00:20:18,008 - [Kev] Kermit! - Why the hell 501 00:20:18,094 --> 00:20:19,674 would we want that? 502 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,470 We need a consistent standard. 503 00:20:21,552 --> 00:20:23,342 [Veronica] All right, here's your standard. 504 00:20:23,427 --> 00:20:24,637 Assume you are disgusting, 505 00:20:24,718 --> 00:20:26,178 that no one wants you to touch them, 506 00:20:26,260 --> 00:20:27,930 and they couldn't care less if you think 507 00:20:28,010 --> 00:20:30,430 they're pretty or not-- there's your damn standard. 508 00:20:30,511 --> 00:20:32,511 [Kermit] I've never been so confused. 509 00:20:32,594 --> 00:20:34,134 [Kev] The bottom line 510 00:20:34,219 --> 00:20:36,059 is that the bar can't be rapey anymore. 511 00:20:36,135 --> 00:20:38,715 If women stay away, 512 00:20:38,802 --> 00:20:40,632 bad for business. 513 00:20:40,718 --> 00:20:42,968 Plus, rapey is wrong. 514 00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:46,641 A-and more importantly, rapey is wrong. 515 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:53,760 What's that twirly writing? 516 00:20:53,843 --> 00:20:55,423 Cursive. 517 00:20:55,511 --> 00:20:57,511 - You know cursive. - Yes, ma'am. 518 00:20:57,594 --> 00:20:59,424 Wow. 519 00:21:06,135 --> 00:21:07,675 [Lip, whispering] Sorry, 'scuse me! 520 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:09,510 Hi. Hey, I'm looking 521 00:21:09,594 --> 00:21:10,964 for a Xan, X-A-N. 522 00:21:11,052 --> 00:21:11,962 Last name? 523 00:21:12,052 --> 00:21:13,592 Um, Galvez. 524 00:21:13,677 --> 00:21:16,467 Xan Galvez. 525 00:21:16,552 --> 00:21:18,092 Is she here? She okay? 526 00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:19,387 And you are... 527 00:21:19,469 --> 00:21:21,179 Lip. I'm her, um--her brother. 528 00:21:25,802 --> 00:21:27,132 [keyboard keys clicking] 529 00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:29,509 Sorry, don't have any record of a Xan. 530 00:21:29,594 --> 00:21:31,804 Oh, she, uh-- she has really crazy hair, 531 00:21:31,885 --> 00:21:33,425 she came in with a broken arm. 532 00:21:33,511 --> 00:21:35,061 We had a girl come in earlier with a broken arm. 533 00:21:35,135 --> 00:21:36,505 Yeah? 534 00:21:36,594 --> 00:21:38,134 [softly] Let's see... 535 00:21:38,219 --> 00:21:40,469 - Alexandra Galvez? - Yes, that's her. 536 00:21:40,552 --> 00:21:41,752 Have a seat. We'll be with you in a minute. 537 00:21:41,843 --> 00:21:43,303 All right. 538 00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:46,056 [[ding dong] 539 00:21:49,927 --> 00:21:51,637 Hi, I'm Frank Gallagher, 540 00:21:51,718 --> 00:21:53,638 and, uh, that's Mo White. 541 00:21:53,718 --> 00:21:55,598 - He's running for Congress. - Hello. 542 00:21:55,677 --> 00:21:58,597 And what is your name, if you don't mind my asking? 543 00:21:58,677 --> 00:22:00,757 Evelyn. Evelyn Thomas. 544 00:22:00,843 --> 00:22:02,253 Well, Evelyn, 545 00:22:02,344 --> 00:22:03,554 the reason we're here 546 00:22:03,636 --> 00:22:05,136 is that Mo is a 547 00:22:05,219 --> 00:22:06,849 proud South Sider, just like yourself. 548 00:22:06,927 --> 00:22:09,387 He grew up two blocks from here, over on Halsted, 549 00:22:09,469 --> 00:22:11,429 in what is now a crack den. 550 00:22:11,511 --> 00:22:12,971 Huh? 551 00:22:14,802 --> 00:22:16,342 And the point being, Evelyn, 552 00:22:16,427 --> 00:22:18,347 it's time for us to take pride 553 00:22:18,427 --> 00:22:20,007 in the South Side, 554 00:22:20,094 --> 00:22:22,344 and that starts with good people like you. 555 00:22:22,427 --> 00:22:24,757 Sir, I don't give a rat's ass about the South Side. 556 00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:26,213 I don't even have a damn job. 557 00:22:26,302 --> 00:22:27,752 [laughs] 558 00:22:27,843 --> 00:22:29,593 I don't either, 559 00:22:29,677 --> 00:22:33,007 which is why we need Mo White in office! 560 00:22:33,094 --> 00:22:35,254 - Right, Mo? - That's right. 561 00:22:37,636 --> 00:22:39,306 Mo wants to bring the jobs 562 00:22:39,386 --> 00:22:41,966 back to the working people in the South Side, 563 00:22:42,052 --> 00:22:45,052 the people whose parents and grandparents built this city! 564 00:22:45,135 --> 00:22:48,175 Pride is what made the South Side safe 565 00:22:48,260 --> 00:22:50,060 and strong, and that all starts 566 00:22:50,135 --> 00:22:51,465 with one thing, which is what? 567 00:22:51,552 --> 00:22:52,632 A job. 568 00:22:52,718 --> 00:22:54,348 A job. Bingo. 569 00:22:54,427 --> 00:22:56,257 Would you mind if we put a sign on your yard 570 00:22:56,344 --> 00:22:57,924 to show your support for Mo? 571 00:22:58,010 --> 00:23:00,140 Yeah, I guess that'd be okay. Sure. 572 00:23:00,219 --> 00:23:01,599 That's the South Side pride I'm talking about. 573 00:23:01,677 --> 00:23:03,717 All right. South Side pride. 574 00:23:03,802 --> 00:23:04,882 - You bet. - I like that. 575 00:23:04,968 --> 00:23:06,258 - Yeah, okay. - Okay. 576 00:23:06,344 --> 00:23:09,094 Oh, sorry. $10, please. 577 00:23:09,177 --> 00:23:10,967 What? 578 00:23:11,052 --> 00:23:13,592 Uh, any contribution is gratefully welcome. 579 00:23:13,677 --> 00:23:15,677 Uh, we suggest 10. 580 00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:18,430 Uh, some people are doing $20. 581 00:23:18,511 --> 00:23:20,761 ♪ upbeat rock music ♪ 582 00:23:20,843 --> 00:23:22,753 Thank you, Evelyn. 583 00:23:22,843 --> 00:23:25,753 ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ 584 00:23:25,843 --> 00:23:27,503 ♪ Who-o-o-o-o-oa ♪ 585 00:23:27,594 --> 00:23:29,134 ♪ Everything is better now ♪ 586 00:23:29,219 --> 00:23:30,509 No, I got it. I got it. 587 00:23:30,594 --> 00:23:33,054 ♪ Ooh ♪ 588 00:23:33,135 --> 00:23:35,505 ♪ Everything is better now ♪ 589 00:23:35,594 --> 00:23:37,464 ♪ Whoa-o-o-o-oa ♪ 590 00:23:37,552 --> 00:23:39,552 ♪♪♪ 591 00:23:39,636 --> 00:23:42,596 [tranquil music] 592 00:23:42,677 --> 00:23:47,597 ♪♪♪ 593 00:23:53,260 --> 00:23:54,970 Are you awake? 594 00:23:55,052 --> 00:24:00,172 ♪♪♪ 595 00:24:00,511 --> 00:24:03,641 Sorry. 596 00:24:03,718 --> 00:24:05,308 Hey, um, 597 00:24:05,386 --> 00:24:08,806 have you achieved enlightenment here before? 598 00:24:08,885 --> 00:24:10,005 I'm just-- I'm not 599 00:24:10,094 --> 00:24:11,304 really getting anything. [laughs] 600 00:24:11,386 --> 00:24:13,426 ♪♪♪ 601 00:24:13,511 --> 00:24:15,101 Okay, uh, rough estimate, 602 00:24:15,177 --> 00:24:16,847 how long does it normally take? 603 00:24:16,927 --> 00:24:19,217 For Buddha, it took one night. 604 00:24:19,302 --> 00:24:20,592 Well, that's not that bad. 605 00:24:20,677 --> 00:24:23,307 After ages and lives of meditation. 606 00:24:23,386 --> 00:24:25,386 Right, okay. 607 00:24:25,469 --> 00:24:27,389 I don't have that kind of time. 608 00:24:27,469 --> 00:24:28,309 I'm sorry. 609 00:24:28,386 --> 00:24:30,006 Uh, namaste. 610 00:24:30,094 --> 00:24:32,754 ♪♪♪ 611 00:24:32,843 --> 00:24:35,713 ♪ rock music ♪ 612 00:24:35,802 --> 00:24:40,302 ♪♪♪ 613 00:25:15,968 --> 00:25:18,678 ♪ rock music ♪ 614 00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:20,560 Hey. 615 00:25:20,636 --> 00:25:22,386 Hey. 616 00:25:22,469 --> 00:25:25,139 ♪♪♪ 617 00:25:25,219 --> 00:25:27,349 ♪ Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 618 00:25:27,427 --> 00:25:29,637 ♪ See what's going on ♪ 619 00:25:29,718 --> 00:25:32,098 ♪ Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 620 00:25:32,177 --> 00:25:33,677 ♪ Feel it coming strong ♪ 621 00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:35,180 ♪♪♪ 622 00:25:35,260 --> 00:25:37,640 Hey, you okay? What the hell happened to you? 623 00:25:37,718 --> 00:25:39,098 Fell off the jungle gym. 624 00:25:39,177 --> 00:25:40,257 Made it to the top, though. 625 00:25:40,344 --> 00:25:41,754 Good job. 626 00:25:41,843 --> 00:25:43,133 - Does that hurt? - [curtain rings clatter] 627 00:25:43,219 --> 00:25:44,719 - A little. - Hi. 628 00:25:44,802 --> 00:25:45,922 - Are you the father? - [Lip] Ah, no. 629 00:25:46,010 --> 00:25:48,720 Uh, no, no, I'm the, uh, brother. 630 00:25:48,802 --> 00:25:51,842 My dad's a drunk, and my mom disappeared. 631 00:25:51,927 --> 00:25:53,757 Are you the guardian? 632 00:25:53,843 --> 00:25:55,803 No, not exactly. 633 00:25:55,885 --> 00:25:59,175 Okay, well, we'll get her over to X-ray and set the arm. 634 00:25:59,260 --> 00:26:00,720 - [Lip] Okay. - And we can only release her 635 00:26:00,802 --> 00:26:02,752 to a parent or legal guardian. Okay, sweetie. 636 00:26:02,843 --> 00:26:04,463 Okay. 637 00:26:06,552 --> 00:26:08,302 Right back this way. 638 00:26:13,052 --> 00:26:14,672 Hey, V. Shot of Jaeger? 639 00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:16,140 Hey, Carl. No way. 640 00:26:16,219 --> 00:26:17,139 What, I can die for our country 641 00:26:17,219 --> 00:26:18,679 but can't get a simple liquor 642 00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:20,390 - till I'm 21? - It's an incentive. 643 00:26:20,469 --> 00:26:22,219 [Veronica] You don't die, you get to drink. 644 00:26:22,302 --> 00:26:24,502 But you're not gonna stay alive in the South Side for long 645 00:26:24,594 --> 00:26:26,004 if you keep carrying that little poodle around. 646 00:26:26,094 --> 00:26:27,924 It's a Yorkie, and he has cancer. 647 00:26:28,010 --> 00:26:30,310 Probably only a few days left to live. 648 00:26:31,469 --> 00:26:34,389 - For the dog, not you. - Thank you. 649 00:26:34,469 --> 00:26:36,889 [Veronica] Whatcha doing with a cancer dog, anyway? 650 00:26:36,968 --> 00:26:38,428 Community service. Need it to get into 651 00:26:38,511 --> 00:26:40,851 - West Point. - You're going to West Point? 652 00:26:40,927 --> 00:26:43,217 Want to, but it'll probably never happen. 653 00:26:43,302 --> 00:26:44,632 Went to Congressman Ubberman's office, 654 00:26:44,718 --> 00:26:46,058 see if he could recommend me, 655 00:26:46,135 --> 00:26:47,805 but I couldn't even get an appointment. 656 00:26:47,885 --> 00:26:49,755 Ubberman. He's a congressman? 657 00:26:49,843 --> 00:26:50,843 You know him? 658 00:26:50,927 --> 00:26:51,967 White guy? Red face? 659 00:26:52,052 --> 00:26:53,132 - Sweaty? - Yeah. 660 00:26:53,219 --> 00:26:55,059 [laughs] I'll be damned! 661 00:26:55,135 --> 00:26:58,635 Hey, babe, did you know that Wubby's a congressman? 662 00:26:58,718 --> 00:27:00,138 Seriously? 663 00:27:00,219 --> 00:27:01,969 When I was a dominatrix, 664 00:27:02,052 --> 00:27:03,382 he was one of my regulars. 665 00:27:03,469 --> 00:27:05,389 Dude used to like me to whip him 666 00:27:05,469 --> 00:27:08,349 - and call him Wubby. - And now he's a congressman. 667 00:27:08,427 --> 00:27:09,807 Do you still whip him? 668 00:27:09,885 --> 00:27:11,755 Ah, I retired years ago. 669 00:27:11,843 --> 00:27:14,003 Leather underwear is not too good for my lady parts. 670 00:27:14,094 --> 00:27:16,754 Would you ever think about coming out of retirement? 671 00:27:16,843 --> 00:27:18,303 - Never. - Even if it meant giving 672 00:27:18,386 --> 00:27:19,256 an underprivileged South Side kid 673 00:27:19,344 --> 00:27:21,464 a chance at achieving his dream? 674 00:27:21,552 --> 00:27:23,922 S&M is not like riding a bike, Carl. 675 00:27:24,010 --> 00:27:25,930 You can't just strap on a pair of stilettos, 676 00:27:26,010 --> 00:27:27,060 pop a ball gag in someone's mouth, 677 00:27:27,135 --> 00:27:28,465 and start to whipping them. 678 00:27:28,552 --> 00:27:30,382 That is not how you ride a bike. 679 00:27:30,469 --> 00:27:32,639 I mean, that's okay. Who's gonna let 680 00:27:32,718 --> 00:27:35,388 a poor South Side kid become an officer, anyway? 681 00:27:35,469 --> 00:27:38,059 I'll just enlist, embrace the suck, 682 00:27:38,135 --> 00:27:41,175 retire an old, disabled, sad alcoholic. 683 00:27:41,260 --> 00:27:43,140 [Carl] Maybe they'll let me teach high school ROTC 684 00:27:43,219 --> 00:27:45,429 from my wheelchair if I'm lucky. 685 00:27:45,511 --> 00:27:48,311 Come on, Bootsie. I know you gotta eat. 686 00:28:12,927 --> 00:28:15,257 Hello. I'm afraid you just missed 687 00:28:15,344 --> 00:28:16,714 the Chabot morning service. 688 00:28:16,802 --> 00:28:18,342 Oh, actually, I was just, uh, 689 00:28:18,427 --> 00:28:19,887 looking for some answers. 690 00:28:19,968 --> 00:28:22,348 I'm the rabbi. What's the question? 691 00:28:22,427 --> 00:28:24,467 If a religion or a movement 692 00:28:24,552 --> 00:28:26,882 makes the world a better place, does it matter 693 00:28:26,968 --> 00:28:28,058 if it goes in a different direction 694 00:28:28,135 --> 00:28:29,845 than originally intended? 695 00:28:29,927 --> 00:28:31,677 Well, you pretty much just summed up every religion. 696 00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:34,680 A better question might be "What is God's will?" 697 00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:36,970 That's exactly what I want to know. 698 00:28:37,052 --> 00:28:38,962 - Does God speak to you? - I pray to God, yeah, 699 00:28:39,052 --> 00:28:40,422 but in the Jewish faith, 700 00:28:40,511 --> 00:28:41,851 we believe that the five books of the Torah 701 00:28:41,927 --> 00:28:43,057 are the word of God. 702 00:28:43,135 --> 00:28:44,345 Kind of like the Bible. 703 00:28:44,427 --> 00:28:46,177 Mm, just the first part. 704 00:28:46,260 --> 00:28:49,760 Yeah, I read it. So... God did speak to someone? 705 00:28:49,843 --> 00:28:51,003 To Moses, and Moses... 706 00:28:51,094 --> 00:28:52,554 [clicks] wrote it down. 707 00:28:52,636 --> 00:28:55,176 But he spoke to him, with words? 708 00:28:55,260 --> 00:28:57,890 Mm-hm, but only to Moses. 709 00:28:57,968 --> 00:29:00,558 No one else, ever? 710 00:29:00,636 --> 00:29:03,756 Not with words. He did set a bush on fire once. 711 00:29:03,843 --> 00:29:06,713 What is it with religions and setting things on fire? 712 00:29:06,802 --> 00:29:09,712 ♪ energetic rock music ♪ 713 00:29:09,802 --> 00:29:11,092 [school bell rings] 714 00:29:11,177 --> 00:29:16,137 ♪♪♪ 715 00:29:22,718 --> 00:29:24,008 Hey. 716 00:29:24,094 --> 00:29:25,304 'Sup, nerd? 717 00:29:25,386 --> 00:29:27,056 Got a deal for you. 718 00:29:27,135 --> 00:29:29,005 - Vikes? - What? 719 00:29:29,094 --> 00:29:30,924 No. See that girl over there? 720 00:29:31,010 --> 00:29:33,470 ♪♪♪ 721 00:29:33,552 --> 00:29:35,752 Cracker Girl? What about her? 722 00:29:35,843 --> 00:29:37,843 She wants to kill me, 723 00:29:37,927 --> 00:29:39,507 so what I was thinking 724 00:29:39,594 --> 00:29:41,174 what if I help you get better grades? 725 00:29:41,260 --> 00:29:43,470 Like, with homework and stuff? 726 00:29:43,552 --> 00:29:45,172 For free? 727 00:29:45,260 --> 00:29:47,970 No, for protection from Cracker Girl. 728 00:29:48,052 --> 00:29:49,632 ♪♪♪ 729 00:29:49,718 --> 00:29:52,928 I am failing the shit out of this class. 730 00:29:53,010 --> 00:29:55,100 Okay, deal. 731 00:29:55,177 --> 00:29:56,387 Name's Todd. 732 00:29:56,469 --> 00:29:58,009 Liam. 733 00:29:58,094 --> 00:30:01,754 ♪♪♪ 734 00:30:04,260 --> 00:30:05,260 Yes? 735 00:30:05,344 --> 00:30:07,174 Oh, wrong house. Sorry. 736 00:30:07,260 --> 00:30:09,600 Whoa, hold on a second. Hold on a second. 737 00:30:09,677 --> 00:30:11,217 Uh, 738 00:30:11,302 --> 00:30:12,752 you a Wyman supporter? 739 00:30:12,843 --> 00:30:14,423 I am. 740 00:30:14,511 --> 00:30:16,971 Mo White. And you are? 741 00:30:17,052 --> 00:30:18,632 Dee Sanders. 742 00:30:18,718 --> 00:30:20,598 Well, Dee, it is a pleasure to meet you. 743 00:30:20,677 --> 00:30:23,757 Look, I know Wyman is an African-American, 744 00:30:23,843 --> 00:30:25,423 but is that why you're voting for her? 745 00:30:25,511 --> 00:30:27,351 Absolutely. I always do. 746 00:30:27,427 --> 00:30:30,507 And that is terrific, unless... 747 00:30:30,594 --> 00:30:32,804 you want your street repaved. 748 00:30:32,885 --> 00:30:34,925 Look at these potholes, Dee. 749 00:30:35,010 --> 00:30:36,930 Wyman's been in Congress for ten years. 750 00:30:37,010 --> 00:30:38,600 [Mo] You still have potholes. 751 00:30:38,677 --> 00:30:42,007 We need to repair our infrastructure. 752 00:30:42,094 --> 00:30:45,424 The South Side was the crown jewel of Chicago: 753 00:30:45,511 --> 00:30:47,391 Clean, safe parks where families 754 00:30:47,469 --> 00:30:50,429 and friends could picnic and unwind. 755 00:30:50,511 --> 00:30:53,311 [Mo] We were a community. We looked out for each other. 756 00:30:53,386 --> 00:30:55,716 We--we were a family. 757 00:30:55,802 --> 00:30:57,552 Now, 758 00:30:57,636 --> 00:30:59,596 it's a liquor store on every corner, 759 00:30:59,677 --> 00:31:01,387 graffiti on every sign. 760 00:31:01,469 --> 00:31:03,679 Yeah, it's just sad. 761 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:06,310 [Mo] My question to you is, 762 00:31:06,386 --> 00:31:07,716 will a Martin Luther King 763 00:31:07,802 --> 00:31:10,632 African Arts Center fix that? 764 00:31:10,718 --> 00:31:12,888 We could use that money to repave your street, 765 00:31:12,968 --> 00:31:16,138 clean our parks, make the South Side proud again, 766 00:31:16,219 --> 00:31:18,179 and that's why I'm running for Congress, Dee. 767 00:31:18,260 --> 00:31:20,680 South Side pride. 768 00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:23,810 And I'd really appreciate your vote, Dee. 769 00:31:23,885 --> 00:31:27,005 South Side pride. 770 00:31:27,094 --> 00:31:29,214 Help me make it happen. 771 00:31:30,427 --> 00:31:33,307 ♪ Rock music ♪ 772 00:31:33,386 --> 00:31:36,506 ♪♪♪ 773 00:31:36,594 --> 00:31:38,174 ♪ There'll be no doubt about it...♪ 774 00:31:38,260 --> 00:31:40,060 I'm Mo White. 775 00:31:40,135 --> 00:31:41,505 - I'm running for Congress. - [Frank] Mo White! 776 00:31:41,594 --> 00:31:44,004 - Mo White. - Mo White. Mo White. 777 00:31:44,094 --> 00:31:46,594 We'd like to put a sign in your yard. 778 00:31:46,677 --> 00:31:48,887 ♪ Don't need to worry ♪ 779 00:31:48,968 --> 00:31:51,718 ♪ Now the good times are here ♪ 780 00:31:51,802 --> 00:31:53,592 - I'm running for Congress. - Mo White. 781 00:31:53,677 --> 00:31:55,677 Mo White. You're not gonna find him on the ballot. 782 00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:58,470 ♪ I don't just like you baby ♪ 783 00:31:58,552 --> 00:32:00,052 [Mo] Look what we've got for you. 784 00:32:00,135 --> 00:32:00,805 ♪ I love you ♪ 785 00:32:00,885 --> 00:32:02,675 Ah. 786 00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:03,970 Want a hat, too? 787 00:32:04,052 --> 00:32:08,922 ♪♪♪ 788 00:32:09,552 --> 00:32:11,712 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 789 00:32:11,802 --> 00:32:13,212 ♪ I love you ♪ 790 00:32:13,302 --> 00:32:14,672 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 791 00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:17,390 - [Mo] That looks good. - Yeah. 792 00:32:17,469 --> 00:32:19,809 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 793 00:32:19,885 --> 00:32:22,005 ♪ I love you ♪ 794 00:32:23,219 --> 00:32:25,469 Ugh, too sexy. 795 00:32:25,552 --> 00:32:27,092 That's nice. 796 00:32:27,177 --> 00:32:29,257 Ah, think it's too casual. 797 00:32:31,636 --> 00:32:33,136 God, that's boring. Is that even mine? 798 00:32:33,219 --> 00:32:34,929 Ugh! 799 00:32:35,010 --> 00:32:36,930 [sighs] 800 00:32:37,010 --> 00:32:39,600 No. No. 801 00:32:39,677 --> 00:32:42,557 Fuck. What the hell do you wear 802 00:32:42,636 --> 00:32:45,466 to a 7:00 business meeting at a hotel bar? 803 00:32:45,552 --> 00:32:47,382 - It's in a bar? - Uh-huh. 804 00:32:47,469 --> 00:32:49,179 Where? 805 00:32:52,052 --> 00:32:53,962 Just gonna be you and Max, 806 00:32:54,052 --> 00:32:55,922 or will there be other people there? 807 00:32:56,010 --> 00:32:57,430 Yeah, it's me and Max 808 00:32:57,511 --> 00:32:59,221 at a bar, signing papers. 809 00:32:59,302 --> 00:33:00,752 [Fiona] Super exciting. 810 00:33:00,843 --> 00:33:02,343 Can I tag along? 811 00:33:02,427 --> 00:33:03,677 No. 812 00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:06,010 [scoffs] 813 00:33:06,094 --> 00:33:08,384 It'll make me look weak if you're there. 814 00:33:08,469 --> 00:33:10,849 Like, "Hi, I'm just a stupid woman. 815 00:33:10,927 --> 00:33:15,177 I can't sign a document myself, so I brought along some dude." 816 00:33:15,260 --> 00:33:16,890 [top clatters] 817 00:33:16,968 --> 00:33:18,598 - Some dude? - [Fiona] You know what I mean. 818 00:33:18,677 --> 00:33:19,927 No, I don't know what you mean. 819 00:33:20,010 --> 00:33:22,430 I don't know what the fuck we are. 820 00:33:22,511 --> 00:33:25,221 [scoffs] So now you want a relationship? What the fuck? 821 00:33:25,302 --> 00:33:27,752 I was asking you how you feel about us--normal question. 822 00:33:27,843 --> 00:33:30,423 Why are we having this conversation now? 823 00:33:30,511 --> 00:33:32,261 Do you not trust me? 824 00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:34,714 I trust you. I just... 825 00:33:34,802 --> 00:33:36,802 [laughs] I don't trust Whitford. 826 00:33:36,885 --> 00:33:38,555 So you're jealous? 827 00:33:38,636 --> 00:33:41,216 Yeah, I'm fucking jealous. Yeah. 828 00:33:41,302 --> 00:33:44,252 You happy? 829 00:33:44,344 --> 00:33:47,134 I'm doing a business deal with Max. 830 00:33:47,219 --> 00:33:49,429 We're going to communicate. We're going to text. 831 00:33:49,511 --> 00:33:51,931 We're gonna have meetings. 832 00:33:52,010 --> 00:33:55,390 If that makes you jealous, I'm sorry. 833 00:33:55,469 --> 00:33:59,309 But it doesn't mean that I'm gonna sleep with him. 834 00:33:59,386 --> 00:34:02,306 What it does mean 835 00:34:02,386 --> 00:34:04,806 is that I need new fucking clothes. 836 00:34:04,885 --> 00:34:07,755 ♪ upbeat rock music ♪ 837 00:34:07,843 --> 00:34:09,003 ♪♪♪ 838 00:34:09,094 --> 00:34:10,004 ♪ Unh ♪ 839 00:34:10,094 --> 00:34:12,464 ♪♪♪ 840 00:34:12,552 --> 00:34:15,212 ♪ You gotta put it on the line ♪ 841 00:34:15,302 --> 00:34:17,592 ♪ To make it stick ♪ 842 00:34:17,677 --> 00:34:19,217 ♪ Gotta tell them baby ♪ 843 00:34:19,302 --> 00:34:20,422 Ugh. 844 00:34:20,511 --> 00:34:22,641 No way I'ma be able to get 845 00:34:22,718 --> 00:34:23,848 my post-baby feet in these. 846 00:34:23,927 --> 00:34:25,807 ♪ Say what you wanna say ♪ 847 00:34:25,885 --> 00:34:28,465 Whew! I should put those in the dry cleaner. 848 00:34:28,552 --> 00:34:30,842 ♪♪♪ 849 00:34:30,927 --> 00:34:32,677 ♪ Do your thing ♪ 850 00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:34,220 Hello, old friend. 851 00:34:34,302 --> 00:34:35,422 ♪ Come on, don't stop ♪ 852 00:34:35,511 --> 00:34:36,761 ♪ Do your thing ♪ 853 00:34:36,843 --> 00:34:38,463 ♪ Yeah ♪ 854 00:34:38,552 --> 00:34:39,592 [whip cracks, glass shatters] 855 00:34:39,677 --> 00:34:40,887 ♪♪♪ 856 00:34:40,968 --> 00:34:41,888 ♪ Unh ♪ 857 00:34:43,843 --> 00:34:45,633 [Brad] Sorry, dude. I got here 858 00:34:45,718 --> 00:34:48,098 as quick as I could. Is she all right? 859 00:34:48,177 --> 00:34:49,887 Yeah, yeah, yeah. She got a broken arm, 860 00:34:49,968 --> 00:34:51,388 but she's fine. Look, I need you to be her dad. 861 00:34:51,469 --> 00:34:53,259 What? 862 00:34:53,344 --> 00:34:55,754 They'll only release her to a parent or a guardian, 863 00:34:55,843 --> 00:34:57,423 so I need you to pretend to be her dad. 864 00:34:57,511 --> 00:35:01,141 - Also, you're a drunk. - I'm not doing that. 865 00:35:01,219 --> 00:35:02,759 Brad, come on, help me out here. 866 00:35:02,843 --> 00:35:04,463 So you want me to impersonate her father? 867 00:35:04,552 --> 00:35:05,922 Yeah, and sign some paperwork, 868 00:35:06,010 --> 00:35:07,100 but I already filled out most of it. 869 00:35:07,177 --> 00:35:08,637 Well, why can't you do it? 870 00:35:08,718 --> 00:35:10,178 I'm not old enough to be her dad, 871 00:35:10,260 --> 00:35:11,890 and plus, I already told them I was her brother. 872 00:35:11,968 --> 00:35:13,678 So I'm your father, too? 873 00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:15,680 Yeah. Father, stepfather, whatever. 874 00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:17,260 I'm not old enough to be your father! 875 00:35:17,344 --> 00:35:18,674 Yeah, but you look old. 876 00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:20,810 Dude, I'm married now. 877 00:35:20,885 --> 00:35:22,595 Okay, I just got my shit together. 878 00:35:22,677 --> 00:35:24,257 No way am I getting sucked 879 00:35:24,344 --> 00:35:26,554 into your weirdo Gallagher vortex. 880 00:35:26,636 --> 00:35:27,676 What the fuck? Brad, please. 881 00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:29,060 Look, if I don't get her out of here, 882 00:35:29,135 --> 00:35:30,715 they're gonna call DCFS. 883 00:35:30,802 --> 00:35:32,252 You can't just walk into an emergency room 884 00:35:32,344 --> 00:35:33,424 and pretend to be 885 00:35:33,511 --> 00:35:35,761 - some kid's da-- - Shh! 886 00:35:35,843 --> 00:35:38,173 This is the universe telling you 887 00:35:38,260 --> 00:35:41,390 to do the right thing. What if Xan was seriously hurt? 888 00:35:41,469 --> 00:35:43,759 You ever think about that? You're not her parent. 889 00:35:43,843 --> 00:35:45,673 You wouldn't be able to help her. 890 00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:47,260 - Look, Brad... - Sorry, dude. 891 00:35:47,344 --> 00:35:48,714 Brad. 892 00:35:51,927 --> 00:35:54,097 Was that the father? 893 00:35:54,177 --> 00:35:55,217 Yeah. 894 00:35:55,302 --> 00:35:57,052 There he goes. 895 00:35:57,135 --> 00:35:59,305 Mr. Reliable. 896 00:36:03,511 --> 00:36:05,351 God, this feels good! 897 00:36:05,427 --> 00:36:07,807 We're doing important work here, Frank! 898 00:36:07,885 --> 00:36:10,255 South Side loves you. We're doing great. 899 00:36:10,344 --> 00:36:12,094 And I love the South Side. 900 00:36:12,177 --> 00:36:14,597 You know, the least I could do is help these people 901 00:36:14,677 --> 00:36:17,307 remember what our neighborhood stands for, huh? 902 00:36:17,386 --> 00:36:19,596 [chuckles] Mo White is back! 903 00:36:19,677 --> 00:36:21,217 - [zapping sound] - Oh! Oh. 904 00:36:21,302 --> 00:36:22,382 What happened? 905 00:36:22,469 --> 00:36:23,349 Uh, uh, nothing, nothing. 906 00:36:23,427 --> 00:36:24,717 You sure? 907 00:36:24,802 --> 00:36:26,632 Yeah, yeah. Everything's fine. 908 00:36:26,718 --> 00:36:28,848 - [zapping sound] - Oh! 909 00:36:28,927 --> 00:36:31,177 Oh, geez. L-le-le-let's go this way. 910 00:36:31,260 --> 00:36:33,810 What the hell is happening? Are you all right? 911 00:36:33,885 --> 00:36:35,465 Never better. Never better. 912 00:36:35,552 --> 00:36:37,002 Are you in pain? 913 00:36:37,094 --> 00:36:38,884 Mo, I'm your campaign manager. 914 00:36:38,968 --> 00:36:40,718 If you've got a health condition, 915 00:36:40,802 --> 00:36:41,922 you gotta tell me about it. 916 00:36:42,010 --> 00:36:43,390 I don't have a health condition! 917 00:36:43,469 --> 00:36:45,349 I just have to watch where I walk. 918 00:36:45,427 --> 00:36:47,717 That's all. Hey, is--is, uh, 919 00:36:47,802 --> 00:36:49,502 is there a school nearby? 920 00:36:49,594 --> 00:36:52,174 Why? 921 00:36:54,219 --> 00:36:55,639 Ankle bracelet. Whenever I get 922 00:36:55,718 --> 00:36:58,058 within 100 yards of a school, 923 00:36:58,135 --> 00:37:00,095 - I get this little shock. - What? 924 00:37:00,177 --> 00:37:02,217 Why do you wear an ankle bracelet 925 00:37:02,302 --> 00:37:04,212 that shocks you when you get near a school? 926 00:37:04,302 --> 00:37:06,052 It was years ago. She told me 927 00:37:06,135 --> 00:37:07,755 she was 18, but... 928 00:37:07,843 --> 00:37:10,173 But? But what, Mo? 929 00:37:10,260 --> 00:37:12,180 - She wasn't. - What? 930 00:37:12,260 --> 00:37:13,760 Look, we were in love. 931 00:37:13,843 --> 00:37:15,383 We were together for five years. 932 00:37:15,469 --> 00:37:16,809 She left me! 933 00:37:16,885 --> 00:37:18,215 On her 20th birthday. 934 00:37:18,302 --> 00:37:19,552 Oh, so she was 15. 935 00:37:19,636 --> 00:37:22,346 Frank, will you calm down? 936 00:37:22,427 --> 00:37:24,177 I paid my dues. 937 00:37:24,260 --> 00:37:25,680 Well, then why do you have to wear 938 00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:26,930 a fucking ankle bracelet? 939 00:37:27,010 --> 00:37:28,260 It's only for another six months, 940 00:37:28,344 --> 00:37:29,754 until... 941 00:37:29,843 --> 00:37:32,343 Until I'm off parole. 942 00:37:32,427 --> 00:37:33,757 Huh? Frank, listen. 943 00:37:33,843 --> 00:37:35,963 Don't give up on me. 944 00:37:36,052 --> 00:37:38,462 These people... huh? 945 00:37:38,552 --> 00:37:40,502 They need me. 946 00:37:40,594 --> 00:37:44,174 ♪ rock music ♪ 947 00:37:44,260 --> 00:37:49,220 ♪♪♪ 948 00:37:49,302 --> 00:37:52,092 ♪ So please pardon the aftertaste ♪ 949 00:37:52,177 --> 00:37:55,097 ♪ I'm not gonna be your saving grace ♪ 950 00:37:55,177 --> 00:37:57,847 ♪ It's all a game till your heart breaks ♪ 951 00:37:57,927 --> 00:38:00,467 ♪ And you're picking up the pieces in empty space ♪ 952 00:38:00,552 --> 00:38:02,422 Hi. My name is Tyrell. 953 00:38:02,511 --> 00:38:07,641 ♪♪♪ 954 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:17,060 What the hell is this? 955 00:38:17,135 --> 00:38:19,135 [Kev] This is a consent form. 956 00:38:19,219 --> 00:38:22,349 From now on, any woman you want to harass 957 00:38:22,427 --> 00:38:24,807 has to give her written consent 958 00:38:24,885 --> 00:38:26,715 before you're allowed to bother her. 959 00:38:26,802 --> 00:38:28,842 No woman's gonna sign this unless she's hammered. 960 00:38:28,927 --> 00:38:30,887 She has to be sober. 961 00:38:30,968 --> 00:38:33,178 I'm never, ever getting laid again. 962 00:38:33,260 --> 00:38:35,970 Did you ever think you were? 963 00:38:36,052 --> 00:38:38,672 Also, The Alibi will no longer be serving 964 00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:40,850 any drink called Sex on the Beach. 965 00:38:40,927 --> 00:38:43,467 It will only be known as "The Beach." 966 00:38:43,552 --> 00:38:45,632 What is this, Acapulco? Nobody drinks those. 967 00:38:45,718 --> 00:38:47,008 Women do. 968 00:38:47,094 --> 00:38:48,844 TV-wise, while we'll still be showing 969 00:38:48,927 --> 00:38:51,177 the White Sox games, we're gonna be introducing 970 00:38:51,260 --> 00:38:53,350 some alternative programming for the ladies. 971 00:38:53,427 --> 00:38:55,507 - [Craig] Like what? - [Tommy] Cooking shows? 972 00:38:55,594 --> 00:38:56,554 Ellen ? 973 00:38:56,636 --> 00:38:58,256 This is Us. 974 00:38:58,344 --> 00:39:00,384 Let's not get carried away, Kermit. 975 00:39:00,469 --> 00:39:01,679 [Kermit] What? 976 00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:04,510 [soft choral music] 977 00:39:04,594 --> 00:39:09,594 ♪♪♪ 978 00:39:16,802 --> 00:39:19,342 Got it on eBay for $21. 979 00:39:19,427 --> 00:39:21,137 Really? 980 00:39:21,219 --> 00:39:22,429 No. That thing's, like, 981 00:39:22,511 --> 00:39:24,221 300 years old. 982 00:39:24,302 --> 00:39:26,802 You thinking about converting? 983 00:39:26,885 --> 00:39:28,465 What? 984 00:39:28,552 --> 00:39:29,552 You're wearing a yarmulke. 985 00:39:29,636 --> 00:39:32,506 Ah, uh, y--no. 986 00:39:32,594 --> 00:39:35,134 Just, uh, looking around. 987 00:39:35,219 --> 00:39:37,719 Well, let me know if you see anything you like. 988 00:39:37,802 --> 00:39:39,712 ♪♪♪ 989 00:39:39,802 --> 00:39:42,132 Wait. 990 00:39:42,219 --> 00:39:44,969 Do you know what God wants us to do next? 991 00:39:45,052 --> 00:39:46,882 - I have a pretty good idea. - You do? 992 00:39:46,968 --> 00:39:48,258 How? Did God talk to you? 993 00:39:48,344 --> 00:39:50,634 No. 994 00:39:50,718 --> 00:39:52,178 Someone's gotta have answers. 995 00:39:52,260 --> 00:39:55,220 It's called the Bible. Read it. 996 00:39:55,302 --> 00:39:57,342 This stuff's been figured out since day one. 997 00:39:57,427 --> 00:39:58,757 Day 39. Whatever. 998 00:39:58,843 --> 00:40:00,843 Whenever Eve ate that apple. 999 00:40:00,927 --> 00:40:02,597 You really believe there was an Eve? 1000 00:40:02,677 --> 00:40:04,177 Don't overthink it. 1001 00:40:04,260 --> 00:40:06,010 You want to know what God wants you to do? 1002 00:40:06,094 --> 00:40:08,094 Start with the Ten Commandments. 1003 00:40:08,177 --> 00:40:10,467 They're commandments. 1004 00:40:10,552 --> 00:40:15,252 ♪♪♪ 1005 00:40:15,344 --> 00:40:16,384 Okay. 1006 00:40:16,469 --> 00:40:18,059 [background chatter] 1007 00:40:18,135 --> 00:40:21,465 Greetings, Mo White supporters. Hey, Kev, 1008 00:40:21,552 --> 00:40:24,002 couple of cold ones for your future congressman 1009 00:40:24,094 --> 00:40:27,004 and his loyal campaign manager. 1010 00:40:27,094 --> 00:40:29,884 [Mo] And two whiskey chasers, please. 1011 00:40:29,968 --> 00:40:33,258 Gentlemen, if I could have your attention, please. 1012 00:40:33,344 --> 00:40:35,384 [Mo] The fact that you might want me 1013 00:40:35,469 --> 00:40:37,309 - as your congressman again... - [quietly] Kev! 1014 00:40:37,386 --> 00:40:38,966 [Mo] That means a lot. 1015 00:40:39,052 --> 00:40:42,172 I would like to clear my existing tab, 1016 00:40:42,260 --> 00:40:45,470 and here's a hundie for the next one. 1017 00:40:45,552 --> 00:40:46,632 Thank you, my good man. 1018 00:40:46,718 --> 00:40:48,678 Thank you, Frank. 1019 00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:51,140 And nobody understands the people of the South Side 1020 00:40:51,219 --> 00:40:53,559 - better than Mo White. - That's right. 1021 00:40:53,636 --> 00:40:55,216 - You want better jobs! - [all] Yeah. 1022 00:40:55,302 --> 00:40:56,922 - You want safer streets. - [all] Yeah. 1023 00:40:57,010 --> 00:40:58,600 You want more affordable housing. 1024 00:40:58,677 --> 00:41:00,057 - [all] Yeah. - Well, then, 1025 00:41:00,135 --> 00:41:03,055 I humbly, humbly, ask for your vote. 1026 00:41:03,135 --> 00:41:04,255 Cheers. 1027 00:41:04,344 --> 00:41:06,344 - [cheers] - Another round! 1028 00:41:09,302 --> 00:41:11,252 And, uh, you are? 1029 00:41:11,344 --> 00:41:14,254 If I could just have you sign this right here. 1030 00:41:14,344 --> 00:41:16,344 [Kev] Thank you. 1031 00:41:16,427 --> 00:41:18,387 Consent form. 1032 00:41:18,469 --> 00:41:20,429 Here we go. For the thousandth time, 1033 00:41:20,511 --> 00:41:22,061 there was no way I could know 1034 00:41:22,135 --> 00:41:23,675 that girl was only 15. 1035 00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:25,220 What? 1036 00:41:25,302 --> 00:41:26,922 And my relationship with Heather 1037 00:41:27,010 --> 00:41:28,470 is long behind me now. 1038 00:41:28,552 --> 00:41:30,752 [Mo] And did you know that in China, 1039 00:41:30,843 --> 00:41:33,173 the age of consent is 13? 1040 00:41:33,260 --> 00:41:35,310 And that is a country on the rise. 1041 00:41:35,386 --> 00:41:36,886 Shit. Okay, thank you, Mo. 1042 00:41:36,968 --> 00:41:38,508 Thank you. Thank you so much. 1043 00:41:38,594 --> 00:41:41,174 All right. We will see you at the polls. 1044 00:41:41,260 --> 00:41:43,140 I remember this dude! They hiked 1045 00:41:43,219 --> 00:41:44,929 the Appalachian Trail together. Said he was 1046 00:41:45,010 --> 00:41:46,720 helping her get a merit badge. 1047 00:41:46,802 --> 00:41:49,252 Mo left Congress to care for his dying wife. 1048 00:41:49,344 --> 00:41:51,464 Mo left Congress to bang a 15-year-old. 1049 00:41:51,552 --> 00:41:54,552 She said she was 18, and you should've seen her. 1050 00:41:54,636 --> 00:41:57,096 Look at this, you tell me this girl looks 15, huh? 1051 00:41:57,177 --> 00:41:59,217 [Tommy] Jesus! She looks like she's ten. 1052 00:41:59,302 --> 00:42:00,882 12, maybe. 1053 00:42:00,968 --> 00:42:02,638 Okay, okay. Did Mo make a mistake? 1054 00:42:02,718 --> 00:42:04,058 Yes, he did. 1055 00:42:04,135 --> 00:42:06,135 But he regrets it, 1056 00:42:06,219 --> 00:42:08,389 and what's more important, he paid for it. 1057 00:42:08,469 --> 00:42:10,559 He went to jail. 1058 00:42:10,636 --> 00:42:14,306 He's been rehabilitated. The system works. 1059 00:42:14,386 --> 00:42:17,056 I think what we all have to keep in mind here 1060 00:42:17,135 --> 00:42:20,055 is that Mo's a great congressman, 1061 00:42:20,135 --> 00:42:23,135 and before that, he was the best football coach 1062 00:42:23,219 --> 00:42:25,349 that Robert E. Lee High ever had, 1063 00:42:25,427 --> 00:42:27,717 and do you know what's even more American 1064 00:42:27,802 --> 00:42:29,002 than football? 1065 00:42:29,094 --> 00:42:31,344 Second chances. 1066 00:42:31,427 --> 00:42:33,967 Hell, this whole country was built on second chances. 1067 00:42:34,052 --> 00:42:35,962 - [patriotic music plays] - O.J. got one. 1068 00:42:36,052 --> 00:42:38,172 He blew it, but he got one. 1069 00:42:38,260 --> 00:42:41,180 Teddy Kennedy, the man you don't want behind the wheel 1070 00:42:41,260 --> 00:42:43,010 if you need a ride to the other end of the bridge? 1071 00:42:43,094 --> 00:42:44,964 Reelected seven times. 1072 00:42:45,052 --> 00:42:47,342 And admit it, we're all pulling for Tiger 1073 00:42:47,427 --> 00:42:50,257 every time he walks on the course. 1074 00:42:50,344 --> 00:42:53,004 My point is, we all make mistakes. 1075 00:42:53,094 --> 00:42:55,804 Don't we all want a second chance? 1076 00:42:55,885 --> 00:42:58,055 Man, I know I do. 1077 00:42:58,135 --> 00:42:59,715 And for the South Side, 1078 00:42:59,802 --> 00:43:04,552 Mo White is that second chance. 1079 00:43:04,636 --> 00:43:06,506 [slow clapping] 1080 00:43:06,594 --> 00:43:08,344 You got my vote, Mo. 1081 00:43:08,427 --> 00:43:09,637 Mo White. 1082 00:43:09,718 --> 00:43:11,308 - Mo White! - Mo White! 1083 00:43:11,386 --> 00:43:13,426 [more chanting] Mo White! Mo White! 1084 00:43:13,511 --> 00:43:15,641 Mo White! Mo White! 1085 00:43:15,718 --> 00:43:17,808 Mo White! Mo White! 1086 00:43:17,885 --> 00:43:19,305 Mo White! Mo White! 1087 00:43:19,386 --> 00:43:20,926 Another round! Let's go! 1088 00:43:21,010 --> 00:43:24,140 [patrons cheering] 1089 00:43:25,094 --> 00:43:27,424 [woman] Oh, yeah! [laughs] 1090 00:43:27,511 --> 00:43:29,431 I'm sorry to bother you, Mr. Congressman, 1091 00:43:29,511 --> 00:43:30,851 but there's a, uh... 1092 00:43:30,927 --> 00:43:33,177 - Lenora. - Lenora here to see you. 1093 00:43:33,260 --> 00:43:35,390 She says she has an appointment, 1094 00:43:35,469 --> 00:43:37,679 but I don't have it on the calendar. 1095 00:43:42,469 --> 00:43:44,469 Congressman Ubberman will see you now. 1096 00:43:44,552 --> 00:43:46,252 Thank you so much. 1097 00:44:00,718 --> 00:44:01,808 [curtain rings clatter] 1098 00:44:01,885 --> 00:44:03,215 Hi, I'm Denise. 1099 00:44:03,302 --> 00:44:04,422 Are you Alexandra's guardian? 1100 00:44:04,511 --> 00:44:06,181 - Um, yeah. - Great. 1101 00:44:06,260 --> 00:44:07,220 Can I have your driver's license 1102 00:44:07,302 --> 00:44:09,052 and insurance card, please? 1103 00:44:09,135 --> 00:44:11,465 Um... 1104 00:44:11,552 --> 00:44:13,382 look, Denise, uh, 1105 00:44:13,469 --> 00:44:15,679 technically, I'm not her legal guardian. 1106 00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:17,390 All right? But I'm-- 1107 00:44:17,469 --> 00:44:20,469 I'm looking out for her until her mother gets back. 1108 00:44:20,552 --> 00:44:23,002 But you don't know when that's gonna be? 1109 00:44:23,094 --> 00:44:25,004 No. 1110 00:44:25,094 --> 00:44:27,554 You know where she is, though? 1111 00:44:27,636 --> 00:44:29,556 No. 1112 00:44:29,636 --> 00:44:32,676 Okay, I'm a social worker here at the hospital. 1113 00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:34,850 They sent me down here because they have concerns 1114 00:44:34,927 --> 00:44:36,217 about Alexandra's household. 1115 00:44:36,302 --> 00:44:38,592 What does that mean? 1116 00:44:38,718 --> 00:44:40,638 You say you're her brother, and then you're her guardian. 1117 00:44:40,718 --> 00:44:42,808 A man shows up and then leaves, and now you say 1118 00:44:42,885 --> 00:44:44,465 you're taking care of her until her mother comes back, 1119 00:44:44,552 --> 00:44:46,252 but she said her mother's not coming back. 1120 00:44:46,344 --> 00:44:47,804 Okay, I understand that that sounds-- 1121 00:44:47,885 --> 00:44:50,595 We will sort all this out when DCFS gets here. 1122 00:44:52,718 --> 00:44:54,008 Right. 1123 00:44:55,636 --> 00:44:58,556 ♪ soft guitar music ♪ 1124 00:44:58,636 --> 00:45:03,506 ♪♪♪ 1125 00:45:15,386 --> 00:45:18,216 - You ready? - [laughs] 1126 00:45:18,302 --> 00:45:21,252 Wubby missed you so much. 1127 00:45:21,344 --> 00:45:23,214 It's been a while. 1128 00:45:23,302 --> 00:45:25,552 - What made you-- - No talking! 1129 00:45:25,636 --> 00:45:26,556 Harder. 1130 00:45:26,636 --> 00:45:28,216 What did I just say? 1131 00:45:28,302 --> 00:45:30,172 - Harder! - You want harder? 1132 00:45:30,260 --> 00:45:32,930 - [whap] - Oh, my God! 1133 00:45:33,010 --> 00:45:35,260 ♪ rock music ♪ 1134 00:45:35,344 --> 00:45:37,004 There's a kid... 1135 00:45:37,094 --> 00:45:39,754 I want you to recommend to West Point. 1136 00:45:39,843 --> 00:45:41,673 Oh! [winces] 1137 00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:43,680 Good kid. Big heart. 1138 00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:45,010 Born to serve. 1139 00:45:45,094 --> 00:45:46,804 [whap] Ow! 1140 00:45:46,885 --> 00:45:48,425 [pained exhalation] 1141 00:45:48,511 --> 00:45:52,311 I already recommended someone! 1142 00:45:52,386 --> 00:45:54,346 - [Wubby] Oh! - Bitch, I'm not asking. 1143 00:45:54,427 --> 00:45:57,057 [winces] What's his name? 1144 00:45:57,135 --> 00:45:59,845 Carl Gallagher. 1145 00:45:59,927 --> 00:46:01,177 [whap] Ah! 1146 00:46:01,260 --> 00:46:04,220 [whimpers] 1147 00:46:04,302 --> 00:46:05,502 Maybe--maybe I could, uh, 1148 00:46:05,594 --> 00:46:07,754 un-recommend the other kid. 1149 00:46:07,843 --> 00:46:08,923 Maybe? 1150 00:46:09,010 --> 00:46:10,100 [whap] [Wubby] Oh! 1151 00:46:10,177 --> 00:46:11,097 [whap] Yes! 1152 00:46:11,177 --> 00:46:13,597 Yes! Yes! 1153 00:46:13,677 --> 00:46:16,757 [whip cracking] Yes! Yes! 1154 00:46:16,843 --> 00:46:17,963 Yes! 1155 00:46:37,302 --> 00:46:40,172 ♪ jaunty music ♪ 1156 00:46:40,260 --> 00:46:45,470 ♪♪♪ 1157 00:46:48,302 --> 00:46:49,882 [snaps] 1158 00:46:49,968 --> 00:46:54,888 ♪♪♪ 1159 00:46:57,677 --> 00:47:00,057 ♪ You know where I'm goin' ♪ 1160 00:47:00,135 --> 00:47:02,635 ♪ You know where I've gone ♪ 1161 00:47:02,718 --> 00:47:04,928 ♪ When you show off a little ♪ 1162 00:47:05,010 --> 00:47:07,510 ♪ I said, baby, please it's my time ♪ 1163 00:47:07,594 --> 00:47:11,504 ♪♪♪ 1164 00:47:11,594 --> 00:47:13,554 [air hissing] 1165 00:47:13,636 --> 00:47:15,636 [monitor beeping, flatlining] 1166 00:47:15,718 --> 00:47:18,218 ♪ You are what I'm hoping ♪ 1167 00:47:18,302 --> 00:47:20,172 [whispering] Hey, Xan, Xan, Xan. 1168 00:47:20,260 --> 00:47:21,930 Come on with me, all right? [murmurs] 1169 00:47:22,010 --> 00:47:25,100 [flatline tone] 1170 00:47:25,177 --> 00:47:27,467 [nurse] Code blue. Code blue. 1171 00:47:27,552 --> 00:47:31,842 [overlapping chatter, PA] 1172 00:47:36,177 --> 00:47:40,847 ♪♪♪ 1173 00:47:46,260 --> 00:47:47,890 Hey. 1174 00:47:47,968 --> 00:47:50,468 Oh, damn, girl! What you all dressed up for? 1175 00:47:50,552 --> 00:47:52,462 I could ask you the same thing. 1176 00:47:52,552 --> 00:47:53,962 A story for another time. 1177 00:47:54,052 --> 00:47:55,132 I gotta look professional. 1178 00:47:55,219 --> 00:47:56,389 I got a meeting. 1179 00:47:56,469 --> 00:47:58,259 Oh, well, you look good. 1180 00:47:58,344 --> 00:47:59,674 Thank you. It's H&M. 1181 00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:01,430 Gonna return the shit tomorrow. 1182 00:48:01,511 --> 00:48:03,561 Meeting with a man or a woman? 1183 00:48:03,636 --> 00:48:05,386 Does it matter? I'd wear exactly 1184 00:48:05,469 --> 00:48:06,889 the same thing, regardless. 1185 00:48:06,968 --> 00:48:08,718 So a man. 1186 00:48:08,802 --> 00:48:10,712 Look, I need this deal to happen, okay? 1187 00:48:10,802 --> 00:48:12,552 If I look good, can't hurt. 1188 00:48:12,636 --> 00:48:14,256 [Fiona] It's called dress for success. 1189 00:48:14,344 --> 00:48:15,844 Preaching to the choir. 1190 00:48:15,927 --> 00:48:17,677 So, are there gonna be drinks at this meeting? 1191 00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:20,760 No, no, we're just gonna sign some papers. 1192 00:48:20,843 --> 00:48:22,843 Uh, might have a little champagne to celebrate. 1193 00:48:22,927 --> 00:48:24,217 Oh, nice. Where? 1194 00:48:24,302 --> 00:48:27,252 At a hotel downtown. 1195 00:48:27,344 --> 00:48:29,634 Ford cool with that? 1196 00:48:29,718 --> 00:48:31,258 [sighs] 1197 00:48:31,344 --> 00:48:33,094 [laughs] Fucking Ford. 1198 00:48:33,177 --> 00:48:34,637 He's acting weird. 1199 00:48:34,718 --> 00:48:36,558 Like, jealous. 1200 00:48:36,636 --> 00:48:38,136 Mm. Wonder why. 1201 00:48:38,219 --> 00:48:39,469 Mm, it's not like that. 1202 00:48:39,552 --> 00:48:41,342 Then what's wrong? 1203 00:48:41,427 --> 00:48:43,387 Why is he bringing this up now? I mean, suddenly, 1204 00:48:43,469 --> 00:48:44,679 he wants to be in a relationship 1205 00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:46,760 'cause I got a meeting with a guy? 1206 00:48:46,843 --> 00:48:49,173 Is the guy hot? 1207 00:48:49,260 --> 00:48:50,350 Yeah, he's hot as fuck. 1208 00:48:50,427 --> 00:48:52,347 - [laughs] - Yeah, but the-- 1209 00:48:52,427 --> 00:48:53,467 why is it all on me? 1210 00:48:53,552 --> 00:48:55,462 Why can't Ford and I just hang out? 1211 00:48:55,552 --> 00:48:57,752 Why does it have to turn to some official thing? 1212 00:48:57,843 --> 00:48:59,633 Because when it's not an official thing, 1213 00:48:59,718 --> 00:49:01,308 people get hurt. 1214 00:49:01,386 --> 00:49:03,136 - Hey, what's up, Fiona? - Hi, Kev. 1215 00:49:03,219 --> 00:49:04,889 When people leave their options open, 1216 00:49:04,968 --> 00:49:06,718 you can't trust each other. 1217 00:49:06,802 --> 00:49:08,712 When I started dating Kev, I was like, "You're my man, 1218 00:49:08,802 --> 00:49:10,552 "I'm your girl, and if you're not happy with that, 1219 00:49:10,636 --> 00:49:12,096 I'll kill you in your sleep." 1220 00:49:12,177 --> 00:49:13,467 It's true. 1221 00:49:13,552 --> 00:49:15,132 What's that? 1222 00:49:15,219 --> 00:49:18,809 I'm trying to make a logo or a symbol or something 1223 00:49:18,885 --> 00:49:20,715 so I can put it in the window 1224 00:49:20,802 --> 00:49:22,712 so women know that they're safe here. 1225 00:49:22,802 --> 00:49:24,092 - [Frank] Hey, Kev. - They're not. 1226 00:49:24,177 --> 00:49:26,347 I know. That's why I'm doing a symbol, or a logo. 1227 00:49:26,427 --> 00:49:27,887 I need a quick beer and a bump. 1228 00:49:27,968 --> 00:49:30,928 This might be the hardest I have ever worked. 1229 00:49:31,010 --> 00:49:32,970 Where's your candidate? Kissing babies? 1230 00:49:33,052 --> 00:49:35,092 I hope he's just kissing. 1231 00:49:35,177 --> 00:49:36,757 Disgusting pedophile. 1232 00:49:36,843 --> 00:49:39,173 Which is why there's no way in hell 1233 00:49:39,260 --> 00:49:41,760 he's ever gonna win. I just need him to shut up, 1234 00:49:41,843 --> 00:49:43,423 or else people are gonna stop contributing 1235 00:49:43,511 --> 00:49:44,891 to the campaign. 1236 00:49:44,968 --> 00:49:47,178 You are unbelievable. 1237 00:49:47,260 --> 00:49:49,850 You know me, daughter of my dreams. 1238 00:49:49,927 --> 00:49:52,177 I never stop thinking about tomorrow. 1239 00:49:52,968 --> 00:49:54,638 Kev. 1240 00:49:54,718 --> 00:49:57,178 Can I get a bump of Jamie, please? 1241 00:49:57,260 --> 00:50:00,640 Hey, wasn't that Bill Clinton's campaign song? 1242 00:50:00,718 --> 00:50:04,388 "Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow"? 1243 00:50:04,469 --> 00:50:06,259 That's what we need. 1244 00:50:06,344 --> 00:50:08,254 A campaign song. 1245 00:50:08,344 --> 00:50:09,964 Well... 1246 00:50:13,010 --> 00:50:15,470 Ugh! 1247 00:50:15,552 --> 00:50:17,002 Democracy never sleeps. 1248 00:50:17,094 --> 00:50:19,754 Unless it's with a 15-year-old. 1249 00:50:23,594 --> 00:50:25,844 Hi. 1250 00:50:25,927 --> 00:50:28,217 Hey. 1251 00:50:28,302 --> 00:50:29,922 Not even gonna ask. 1252 00:50:31,594 --> 00:50:34,344 Totally forgot I was wearing it. 1253 00:50:34,427 --> 00:50:36,177 [sighs] 1254 00:50:36,260 --> 00:50:38,720 How did you know for sure you were gay? 1255 00:50:38,802 --> 00:50:40,842 'Cause I was having sex with a man. 1256 00:50:40,927 --> 00:50:42,257 Why? 1257 00:50:42,344 --> 00:50:43,964 I don't know. 1258 00:50:44,052 --> 00:50:45,802 I think I might be gay. 1259 00:50:45,885 --> 00:50:47,255 You're not gay. 1260 00:50:47,344 --> 00:50:48,844 How do you know? 1261 00:50:48,927 --> 00:50:50,677 Where is this coming from? Is this 'cause 1262 00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:52,970 - you're a welder now? - No. 1263 00:50:53,052 --> 00:50:54,882 I don't know. I... 1264 00:50:54,968 --> 00:50:55,928 I've just been feeling ways 1265 00:50:56,010 --> 00:50:57,760 that I've never felt before. 1266 00:50:57,843 --> 00:50:59,423 Have you had sex with another woman? 1267 00:50:59,511 --> 00:51:01,181 Yeah. I did, once. 1268 00:51:01,260 --> 00:51:02,680 It was a long time ago, but I 1269 00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:03,930 let a woman I was babysitting for 1270 00:51:04,010 --> 00:51:06,010 go down on me. 1271 00:51:06,094 --> 00:51:07,344 Really? 1272 00:51:07,427 --> 00:51:08,847 Yeah. Got a great tip. 1273 00:51:08,927 --> 00:51:12,637 - Did you return the favor? - No. 1274 00:51:12,718 --> 00:51:15,058 Yeah, you're not gay. You're a pillow princess. 1275 00:51:15,135 --> 00:51:17,215 Have you been with a girl since? 1276 00:51:17,302 --> 00:51:18,252 Yep. I just made out with one 1277 00:51:18,344 --> 00:51:19,554 in the bathroom. 1278 00:51:19,636 --> 00:51:20,676 Okay, well, that's a start. 1279 00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:22,260 What kind of porn do you like? 1280 00:51:22,344 --> 00:51:23,714 I don't watch porn. 1281 00:51:23,802 --> 00:51:27,592 Bullshit. Everyone watches porn. 1282 00:51:27,677 --> 00:51:29,637 - I'm at least bisexual. - No. 1283 00:51:29,718 --> 00:51:31,308 You're not. [sighs] 1284 00:51:31,386 --> 00:51:34,096 Why do you keep telling me what I'm not? 1285 00:51:34,177 --> 00:51:38,677 I thought Gay Jesus was all about love and acceptance. 1286 00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:40,760 Sorry. 1287 00:51:40,843 --> 00:51:43,253 Yeah, I don't know what we're about anymore. 1288 00:51:43,344 --> 00:51:45,554 The whole Gay Jesus thing 1289 00:51:45,636 --> 00:51:47,136 has gotten completely out of hand. 1290 00:51:47,219 --> 00:51:50,849 I mean, people are doing crazy shit. 1291 00:51:50,927 --> 00:51:53,757 Apparently, now I'm the gay Che. 1292 00:51:53,843 --> 00:51:55,303 Lately, I'm just feeling like-- 1293 00:51:55,386 --> 00:51:56,966 Hey, news flash: 1294 00:51:57,052 --> 00:51:59,172 you're not Jesus, and you're not gay Che. 1295 00:51:59,260 --> 00:52:01,890 You're a bipolar Gallagher who doesn't take his meds. 1296 00:52:01,968 --> 00:52:03,258 So why don't you stop trying to save the world 1297 00:52:03,344 --> 00:52:05,504 and save yourself? 1298 00:52:05,594 --> 00:52:07,214 I don't know what I am anymore. 1299 00:52:07,302 --> 00:52:09,212 At least you know you're gay. [laughs] 1300 00:52:09,302 --> 00:52:10,842 Yeah. 1301 00:52:13,010 --> 00:52:16,510 [sighs] 1302 00:52:16,594 --> 00:52:18,884 [Wubby] Lenora... 1303 00:52:18,968 --> 00:52:21,308 obviously thinks very highly of you. 1304 00:52:21,386 --> 00:52:23,176 Yes, sir. 1305 00:52:23,260 --> 00:52:25,140 So... 1306 00:52:30,260 --> 00:52:32,850 I know of no finer candidate 1307 00:52:32,927 --> 00:52:35,887 for admittance to West Point 1308 00:52:35,968 --> 00:52:39,058 than Carl... Gallagher. 1309 00:52:42,260 --> 00:52:44,390 Damn right, you don't. 1310 00:52:46,552 --> 00:52:48,422 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 1311 00:52:48,511 --> 00:52:51,141 ♪ rock music ♪ 1312 00:52:51,219 --> 00:52:53,009 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 1313 00:52:53,094 --> 00:52:56,754 ♪♪♪ 1314 00:52:56,843 --> 00:52:58,923 ♪ This ain't no playground ♪ 1315 00:52:59,010 --> 00:53:00,850 ♪ But it sure is a lot of fun ♪ 1316 00:53:00,927 --> 00:53:03,137 ♪ If you want to get some ♪ 1317 00:53:03,219 --> 00:53:06,559 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 1318 00:53:06,636 --> 00:53:08,676 ♪ Saturday, you could get wild ♪ 1319 00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:10,010 ♪ It's Sunday, you can go to church ♪ 1320 00:53:10,094 --> 00:53:11,344 ♪ Find your religion ♪ 1321 00:53:11,427 --> 00:53:15,717 ♪♪♪ 1322 00:53:15,802 --> 00:53:17,842 ♪ I see you floating ♪ 1323 00:53:17,927 --> 00:53:19,427 ♪ Like you're looking for trouble ♪ 1324 00:53:19,511 --> 00:53:22,181 ♪ But you can't seem to find it ♪ 1325 00:53:22,260 --> 00:53:25,760 ♪♪♪ 1326 00:53:25,843 --> 00:53:27,843 ♪ Your feet are smoking ♪ 1327 00:53:27,927 --> 00:53:29,177 ♪ Take your goody-two-shoes off ♪ 1328 00:53:29,260 --> 00:53:30,600 ♪ Throw 'em in the closet ♪ 1329 00:53:30,677 --> 00:53:34,467 ♪♪♪ 1330 00:53:34,552 --> 00:53:35,342 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 1331 00:53:35,427 --> 00:53:38,847 ♪♪♪ 1332 00:53:38,927 --> 00:53:40,597 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 1333 00:53:40,718 --> 00:53:44,058 ♪♪♪ 1334 00:53:44,135 --> 00:53:46,675 ♪ So give me the sign ♪ 1335 00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:48,890 ♪ I'll give you a good time ♪ 1336 00:53:48,968 --> 00:53:51,178 ♪ And we can feel all right ♪ 1337 00:53:51,260 --> 00:53:54,350 ♪ Till daylight ♪ 1338 00:53:54,427 --> 00:53:56,097 ♪ What's on your mind ♪ 1339 00:53:56,177 --> 00:53:58,427 ♪ We got sugar and wine ♪ 1340 00:53:58,511 --> 00:54:00,761 ♪ So give me the sign ♪ 1341 00:54:00,843 --> 00:54:02,343 ♪ I'll give you a good time ♪ 1342 00:54:02,427 --> 00:54:04,967 It's a pretty fucking good apology. 1343 00:54:05,052 --> 00:54:07,592 ♪♪♪ 1344 00:54:07,677 --> 00:54:10,637 ♪ rock music ♪ 1345 00:54:10,718 --> 00:54:15,808 ♪♪♪ 1346 00:54:22,219 --> 00:54:23,219 ♪ I've been drinking ♪ 1347 00:54:23,302 --> 00:54:26,302 ♪ In the evening ♪ 1348 00:54:26,386 --> 00:54:30,216 ♪ Because our bedroom has been freezing ♪ 1349 00:54:30,302 --> 00:54:32,132 ♪ Better put my money on it ♪