1 00:00:00,840 --> 00:00:03,250 [panting] 2 00:00:03,340 --> 00:00:05,090 Ah, for shit's sake, you again? 3 00:00:05,174 --> 00:00:06,544 Really, you forgot what happened on 4 00:00:06,631 --> 00:00:08,881 last week's episode? It was seven days ago. 5 00:00:08,965 --> 00:00:10,845 Drop the drink and get yourself to a fucking meeting, 6 00:00:10,923 --> 00:00:13,093 you loser. 7 00:00:13,174 --> 00:00:14,884 I'm busting my ass to get you out of this shit hole. 8 00:00:14,965 --> 00:00:17,135 My work here's not done. 9 00:00:17,215 --> 00:00:18,925 I-I need a few more days. 10 00:00:19,007 --> 00:00:20,757 [Fiona] You don't think I should bail him out? 11 00:00:20,840 --> 00:00:22,210 [Ford] If he skips town, you lose all your money. 12 00:00:22,299 --> 00:00:23,179 Could be put to better use. 13 00:00:23,257 --> 00:00:24,677 - How? - I don't know. 14 00:00:24,756 --> 00:00:26,256 Invest in another apartment building. 15 00:00:26,340 --> 00:00:29,000 Buy a café, yoga studio. 16 00:00:29,090 --> 00:00:29,960 Why don't you come stay with me for a couple of days? 17 00:00:30,048 --> 00:00:32,138 That'd be cool. 18 00:00:32,215 --> 00:00:33,135 [Brad] You spend all your time hanging out with that 19 00:00:33,215 --> 00:00:34,175 10-year-old girl. 20 00:00:34,257 --> 00:00:35,257 She doesn't have anybody else. 21 00:00:35,340 --> 00:00:36,590 Call DCFS, bro. 22 00:00:36,673 --> 00:00:38,253 Shit ain't your problem. 23 00:00:38,340 --> 00:00:40,170 [Debbie] Eighteen dollars? I make fifteen. 24 00:00:40,257 --> 00:00:42,717 [Jacob] Well, you're a girl. Way of the world, Jugs 25 00:00:42,798 --> 00:00:44,258 [Kev] V, why they got so much energy now? 26 00:00:44,340 --> 00:00:45,340 Go get it. 27 00:00:45,424 --> 00:00:47,044 [Veronica] So well-behaved. 28 00:00:47,132 --> 00:00:49,132 [Kev] Pre-school. 29 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:51,715 What are your plans for after graduation, Corporal? 30 00:00:51,798 --> 00:00:53,218 Sir? 31 00:00:53,299 --> 00:00:54,549 Cadet lieutenants have traditionally gone on 32 00:00:54,631 --> 00:00:55,751 to service academies. 33 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:57,290 West Point? 34 00:00:57,382 --> 00:00:59,292 Get a congressman or senator's recommendation. 35 00:00:59,382 --> 00:01:00,542 You really think I could, Sir? 36 00:01:00,631 --> 00:01:02,381 There's an epidemic at our school. 37 00:01:02,465 --> 00:01:03,965 [Dr. Rosenbaum] Four people have tested positive 38 00:01:04,048 --> 00:01:07,048 for virulent strains of multiple STDs. 39 00:01:07,132 --> 00:01:09,042 - I slept with Frank. - So did I. 40 00:01:09,132 --> 00:01:11,882 - [woman] I slept with Frank. - [woman] Frank. 41 00:01:18,882 --> 00:01:21,752 ♪ rock music ♪ 42 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:25,750 ♪♪♪ 43 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:28,960 ♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪ 44 00:01:29,048 --> 00:01:32,348 ♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪ 45 00:01:32,424 --> 00:01:35,384 ♪ You were beaming once before ♪ 46 00:01:35,465 --> 00:01:39,505 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 47 00:01:39,590 --> 00:01:43,090 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 48 00:01:43,174 --> 00:01:46,344 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 49 00:01:46,424 --> 00:01:48,424 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 50 00:01:48,506 --> 00:01:53,096 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 51 00:01:53,174 --> 00:01:58,294 ♪♪♪ 52 00:02:00,007 --> 00:02:03,507 ♪ Round up the friends you got ♪ 53 00:02:03,590 --> 00:02:06,590 ♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪ 54 00:02:06,673 --> 00:02:09,673 ♪ You were willing once before ♪ 55 00:02:09,756 --> 00:02:14,216 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 56 00:02:14,299 --> 00:02:17,389 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 57 00:02:17,465 --> 00:02:20,965 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 58 00:02:21,048 --> 00:02:22,798 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 59 00:02:22,882 --> 00:02:26,752 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 60 00:02:29,465 --> 00:02:31,715 Good morning, my day-drinking brethren. 61 00:02:31,798 --> 00:02:34,218 - How's everyone this morning? - We were good. 62 00:02:34,299 --> 00:02:36,719 You smell like actual shit, Frank. 63 00:02:36,798 --> 00:02:39,598 Uh, rye whiskey, V. Leave the bottle. 64 00:02:39,673 --> 00:02:41,883 Can't pay with cans, Frank. 65 00:02:41,965 --> 00:02:45,175 Why not? There's gotta be 20 bucks in there. 66 00:02:45,257 --> 00:02:47,007 [Veronica] And that's our recycling. 67 00:02:47,090 --> 00:02:48,540 I just put those out. 68 00:02:48,631 --> 00:02:50,961 Right, and now I'm recycling them. 69 00:02:51,048 --> 00:02:52,598 No. 70 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:56,793 Uh, run a tab? For old times' sake? 71 00:02:56,882 --> 00:02:59,712 [laughing] 72 00:03:02,506 --> 00:03:06,176 Oh, damn, I just peed myself a little. 73 00:03:06,257 --> 00:03:09,257 Guys, can you spot me? 74 00:03:09,340 --> 00:03:11,710 We fucking hate you, Frank. 75 00:03:13,715 --> 00:03:17,425 V. 76 00:03:17,506 --> 00:03:21,136 Can I have the keg tray? At least let me drink that. 77 00:03:21,215 --> 00:03:24,345 You wanna slurp warm, day-old beer runoff from a keg tray? 78 00:03:24,424 --> 00:03:26,384 Wow, lowering the bar, Frank. 79 00:03:26,465 --> 00:03:27,845 - Disgusting, Frank. - Every day. 80 00:03:27,923 --> 00:03:31,043 When options are few, the wise man adapts. 81 00:03:31,132 --> 00:03:33,922 Fine. One pity beer. One. 82 00:03:34,007 --> 00:03:36,097 [Hughie] You tight on cash, huh, Frank? 83 00:03:36,174 --> 00:03:38,884 [Frank] Tighter than a Mormon virgin. 84 00:03:38,965 --> 00:03:40,635 I know how you can make some quick dough, 85 00:03:40,715 --> 00:03:42,135 if you're interested. 86 00:03:42,215 --> 00:03:44,295 I don't do blowies anymore, Hughie. 87 00:03:44,382 --> 00:03:46,132 This lady's paying five bucks 88 00:03:46,215 --> 00:03:49,135 for every "Ruiz for Congress" sign you steal from a yard. 89 00:03:49,215 --> 00:03:50,965 You bring the signs over to the alley 90 00:03:51,048 --> 00:03:53,758 behind Wyman's headquarters, she gives you cash. 91 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:56,500 For stolen signs? What's the catch? 92 00:03:56,590 --> 00:03:59,130 Just get paid to steal. 93 00:03:59,215 --> 00:04:01,925 All right, thanks. 94 00:04:06,715 --> 00:04:08,045 [Lip] What's with the uniform, GI Joe? 95 00:04:08,132 --> 00:04:09,712 I thought you were off for the summer. 96 00:04:09,798 --> 00:04:11,258 Yeah, aren't you supposed to be "at rest"? 97 00:04:11,340 --> 00:04:13,340 At ease. And there is no ease 98 00:04:13,424 --> 00:04:15,674 for a soldier who's West Point bound. 99 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,216 Debs, can you pass me the milk? 100 00:04:17,299 --> 00:04:19,009 [Carl] Debs. 101 00:04:19,090 --> 00:04:21,090 Eighty cents. 102 00:04:21,174 --> 00:04:23,004 That's how much women make on the dollar compared to men. 103 00:04:23,090 --> 00:04:25,540 [Debbie] And if you're a woman of color, 65 cents. 104 00:04:25,631 --> 00:04:27,881 This is a sexist shit nugget of a country. 105 00:04:27,965 --> 00:04:30,255 - Don't you forget that. - [Kev] Oh, Debs! 106 00:04:30,340 --> 00:04:32,790 Thank God you're not working. Hey, I need a favor. 107 00:04:32,882 --> 00:04:35,342 I gotta take V to this nursery school tour. 108 00:04:35,424 --> 00:04:36,844 Can you watch the girls for like an hour? 109 00:04:36,923 --> 00:04:38,253 They can't come. Thanks. 110 00:04:38,340 --> 00:04:40,000 Why are you speaking to me? 111 00:04:40,090 --> 00:04:41,920 - 'Cause you're Debbie. - [Debbie] No. 112 00:04:42,007 --> 00:04:44,597 Why are you speaking to the only woman in the room, 113 00:04:44,673 --> 00:04:46,253 Kevin Ball? 114 00:04:46,340 --> 00:04:47,420 Why is childcare a woman's job? 115 00:04:47,506 --> 00:04:49,006 Let me tell you why. 116 00:04:49,090 --> 00:04:51,170 Did you know that the average American man 117 00:04:51,257 --> 00:04:54,797 works about 17.5 hours a week doing unpaid home labor? 118 00:04:54,882 --> 00:04:57,172 Cooking, cleaning. While women, however, 119 00:04:57,257 --> 00:05:00,007 spend about 28.4 hours a week. 120 00:05:00,090 --> 00:05:01,750 [Debbie] Now, considering the fact that the average American 121 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:05,090 makes $26.82 an hour, that's $40,000 a year 122 00:05:05,174 --> 00:05:06,674 that women are not getting paid 123 00:05:06,756 --> 00:05:09,926 to cook, clean, and wipe baby asses. 124 00:05:10,007 --> 00:05:12,797 - So you can't do it? - [scoffs] 125 00:05:12,882 --> 00:05:16,002 Come on, Franny, let's oppose patriarchal oppression. 126 00:05:16,090 --> 00:05:17,750 Yeah! 127 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:19,290 [sighs] 128 00:05:19,382 --> 00:05:21,002 Lip, just an hour, man. Please. 129 00:05:21,090 --> 00:05:23,000 - [Lip] No. - Just one hour. 130 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:24,590 I can't. I would. I gotta head to a meeting before work. 131 00:05:24,673 --> 00:05:27,753 - I'm sorry. - Carl! My man. 132 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:31,250 Yeah, sorry, I got a parley with a superior at 0900. 133 00:05:32,465 --> 00:05:35,545 [Xan] I can do it. I don't have school. 134 00:05:35,631 --> 00:05:38,541 Amazing! Thank you so much. 135 00:05:38,631 --> 00:05:39,791 Here's their diaper bag. 136 00:05:41,631 --> 00:05:43,171 Who are you, again? 137 00:05:43,257 --> 00:05:45,467 This is Xan, she's staying with us for a while. 138 00:05:45,548 --> 00:05:47,968 Are you sure? I mean, that's really nice of you. 139 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:50,798 - You're paying, right? - Bless you, Xanadu. 140 00:05:50,882 --> 00:05:52,002 - You're good? Sure? - Yeah. 141 00:05:52,090 --> 00:05:53,750 - All right. - I gotta get going. 142 00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:55,040 - [Lip] Yeah, me too. - Yeah, Lip, 143 00:05:55,132 --> 00:05:56,042 I'm already late for school. Take me? 144 00:05:56,132 --> 00:05:57,672 Yeah, I got you. 145 00:05:57,756 --> 00:05:59,216 - [Xan] Oh, Hi! - [overlapping chatter] 146 00:05:59,299 --> 00:06:00,889 There you go, Bud. Hey, Xan, text me, all right? 147 00:06:00,965 --> 00:06:03,885 - Yeah. - Okay. 148 00:06:09,048 --> 00:06:11,968 Mm. 149 00:06:13,465 --> 00:06:14,845 [clears throat] 150 00:06:14,923 --> 00:06:18,293 Hey. You know Max Whitford? 151 00:06:20,007 --> 00:06:22,007 The guy from the bus benches? 152 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:23,920 Yeah, he's the number one commercial real estate agent 153 00:06:24,007 --> 00:06:25,007 in Chicago. 154 00:06:25,090 --> 00:06:27,290 So says bench boy. 155 00:06:27,382 --> 00:06:30,092 He sold Miles that place over on 26th street. Why? 156 00:06:30,174 --> 00:06:32,254 I got a meeting with him today. 157 00:06:32,340 --> 00:06:34,340 I'm gonna start looking at commercial properties. 158 00:06:34,424 --> 00:06:36,844 [Fiona] Ian's bail money is burning a hole in my pocket, 159 00:06:36,923 --> 00:06:39,843 so I'm gonna spend my equity on buying another property. 160 00:06:42,548 --> 00:06:44,178 Commercial real estate? 161 00:06:44,257 --> 00:06:47,387 Yeah, you were the one who told me to invest. 162 00:06:47,465 --> 00:06:49,215 I meant maybe buy another building, some apartments. 163 00:06:49,299 --> 00:06:53,259 Those things are mini-malls. 164 00:06:53,340 --> 00:06:55,630 And mini-malls are out of my league? 165 00:06:55,715 --> 00:06:57,925 Max Whitford's just gonna try and fuck you, trust me. 166 00:06:59,299 --> 00:07:00,799 Well, I can handle men trying to fuck me. 167 00:07:00,882 --> 00:07:03,092 I've been doing that since I was nine. 168 00:07:03,174 --> 00:07:05,004 [Ford] Commercial real estate carries more risk. 169 00:07:05,090 --> 00:07:06,840 [exhales deeply] 170 00:07:06,923 --> 00:07:09,293 I did pretty great flipping that laundromat. 171 00:07:09,382 --> 00:07:11,132 I just don't think it's for you. 172 00:07:14,506 --> 00:07:17,096 Who's it for then? 173 00:07:17,174 --> 00:07:18,344 It's for people who were born on third base 174 00:07:18,424 --> 00:07:20,254 and think they hit a triple. 175 00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:23,090 Oh, so I have to be an un-fuckable trust fund baby 176 00:07:23,174 --> 00:07:25,134 to get anywhere in life, that's what you're saying? 177 00:07:25,215 --> 00:07:26,675 You know what? Forget it. 178 00:07:26,756 --> 00:07:28,846 Don't worry about it. 179 00:07:28,923 --> 00:07:31,293 I turned a profit on not one, but two properties. 180 00:07:31,382 --> 00:07:33,632 I know you did. 181 00:07:33,715 --> 00:07:35,675 - And you'll do great. - Mm-hmm. 182 00:07:35,756 --> 00:07:38,636 ♪ rock music ♪ 183 00:07:38,715 --> 00:07:43,885 ♪♪♪ 184 00:07:49,382 --> 00:07:51,172 So what are you guys in for? 185 00:07:51,257 --> 00:07:54,097 Stole a first grader's Black Amex. 186 00:07:54,174 --> 00:07:56,754 Didn't share my breakfast sushi. 187 00:07:56,840 --> 00:07:58,630 Cool. 188 00:07:58,715 --> 00:08:00,795 Liam, come in, please. 189 00:08:00,882 --> 00:08:04,632 ♪♪♪ 190 00:08:04,715 --> 00:08:08,135 [sighs] 191 00:08:08,215 --> 00:08:11,345 Are you familiar with the saying 192 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:13,464 "sins of the father"? 193 00:08:13,548 --> 00:08:15,348 Think I've heard it at home. 194 00:08:15,424 --> 00:08:20,044 Your father made a lot of Hopkins parents very... 195 00:08:20,132 --> 00:08:23,672 unhappy, and where there's unhappiness, 196 00:08:23,756 --> 00:08:27,136 there's often anger and retribution. 197 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:30,425 The Committee for Diversity and Advancement 198 00:08:30,506 --> 00:08:33,426 who fund your scholarship, they have made some demands 199 00:08:33,506 --> 00:08:36,546 and, well, 200 00:08:36,631 --> 00:08:38,841 we've loved having you here, son. 201 00:08:38,923 --> 00:08:41,383 Why are you speaking in past tense? 202 00:08:41,465 --> 00:08:44,135 We see this as an opportunity for you. 203 00:08:44,215 --> 00:08:45,965 With the step up that we have given you, 204 00:08:46,048 --> 00:08:49,048 you can soar now, little bird. 205 00:08:49,132 --> 00:08:51,042 I'm getting kicked out? 206 00:08:51,132 --> 00:08:52,382 Yeah. 207 00:08:52,465 --> 00:08:57,215 ♪♪♪ 208 00:09:00,673 --> 00:09:04,173 Are you lost, honey? 209 00:09:04,257 --> 00:09:06,297 Cadet Lieutenant Carl Gallagher. 210 00:09:06,382 --> 00:09:07,672 I'm here to see Congressman Ubberman, ma'am. 211 00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:09,466 Why? 212 00:09:09,548 --> 00:09:12,218 I seek the honor of his recommendation for West Point. 213 00:09:12,299 --> 00:09:13,889 Are you a constituent? 214 00:09:13,965 --> 00:09:15,595 Ma'am? 215 00:09:15,673 --> 00:09:18,253 You live around here? 216 00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:21,040 Okay, sweetheart, I'll tell you how this works. 217 00:09:21,132 --> 00:09:22,842 First, you set up an appointment, 218 00:09:22,923 --> 00:09:27,043 and the first avail we have is in nine weeks. 219 00:09:27,132 --> 00:09:29,252 And you come back with your transcripts and your vitae-- 220 00:09:29,340 --> 00:09:31,000 My what? 221 00:09:31,090 --> 00:09:33,790 Your athletic and your academic achievements. 222 00:09:33,882 --> 00:09:35,922 You know, publications, awards, 223 00:09:36,007 --> 00:09:37,757 and your exceptional record 224 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:38,960 of your volunteer work in this community. 225 00:09:39,048 --> 00:09:40,678 Volunteer work? 226 00:09:40,756 --> 00:09:42,676 You have to work for free to get into West Point? 227 00:09:42,756 --> 00:09:45,846 Thought you just had to wanna kill some towel heads. 228 00:09:45,923 --> 00:09:47,093 The 100 hours of community service I did 229 00:09:47,174 --> 00:09:48,424 after juvie count? 230 00:09:48,506 --> 00:09:50,256 Court-ordered? 231 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:52,630 No. [clears throat] 232 00:09:52,715 --> 00:09:54,095 Here is a list of our 233 00:09:54,174 --> 00:09:57,094 accredited volunteer organizations. 234 00:09:57,174 --> 00:09:59,844 Maybe start there. 235 00:09:59,923 --> 00:10:02,293 Any of them pay? 236 00:10:05,756 --> 00:10:09,216 When we speak of marriage, what do we speak of? 237 00:10:10,424 --> 00:10:12,884 Well, you could turn to the Bible, 238 00:10:12,965 --> 00:10:14,715 see what they have to say. 239 00:10:14,798 --> 00:10:18,468 We could try Ephesians 5:25. 240 00:10:18,548 --> 00:10:20,888 "For a man shall love his wife 241 00:10:20,965 --> 00:10:22,675 the way Christ loved the church. 242 00:10:22,756 --> 00:10:25,256 He gave up his life for her." 243 00:10:25,340 --> 00:10:28,090 But that's not very applicable to us, is it? 244 00:10:28,174 --> 00:10:31,134 Well, when I see these 245 00:10:31,215 --> 00:10:34,425 beautiful couples standing before me today, 246 00:10:34,506 --> 00:10:37,046 living under the terms of our newly-negotiated deal, 247 00:10:37,132 --> 00:10:41,002 one of mutual consent and reduced aggression, 248 00:10:41,090 --> 00:10:45,670 I see a true union, a union that defies categorization. 249 00:10:45,756 --> 00:10:47,676 So, Bob and Hobart, 250 00:10:47,756 --> 00:10:49,926 Sameer and EJ, 251 00:10:50,007 --> 00:10:51,797 Gary and Turkish, 252 00:10:51,882 --> 00:10:53,212 do you come to this courtyard today 253 00:10:53,299 --> 00:10:55,179 purely to exchange vows? 254 00:10:55,257 --> 00:10:56,757 [all] I do. 255 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:58,590 Let's start with you, Bob and Hobart. 256 00:10:58,673 --> 00:11:00,843 [guard] Gallagher. 257 00:11:00,923 --> 00:11:03,213 You made bail. 258 00:11:03,299 --> 00:11:05,179 - What? - You're out of here. 259 00:11:05,257 --> 00:11:06,887 [Ian] No, there's been a mistake, all right? 260 00:11:06,965 --> 00:11:08,635 I'm in the middle of vows. My work here is not done. 261 00:11:08,715 --> 00:11:10,215 - I am not leaving. - Move it, come on, come on. 262 00:11:10,299 --> 00:11:11,889 - No. - Don't touch Father Gallagher! 263 00:11:11,965 --> 00:11:13,715 [Hobart] We protect him. 264 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:15,638 Let him finish! 265 00:11:15,715 --> 00:11:17,505 I don't wanna go! 266 00:11:17,590 --> 00:11:19,540 So wait, are they married or not? 267 00:11:19,631 --> 00:11:21,131 Say they're married, Gallagher. 268 00:11:21,215 --> 00:11:24,175 By the power vested in me 269 00:11:24,257 --> 00:11:27,097 and the great state of Illinois... 270 00:11:27,174 --> 00:11:28,384 - [door slams] - [man] Crazy. 271 00:11:28,465 --> 00:11:31,345 [girls screeching, barking] 272 00:11:34,340 --> 00:11:37,130 Girls are still doing that screechy dog thing, huh? 273 00:11:37,215 --> 00:11:39,135 - [chuckles] - [girls] Whee. 274 00:11:39,215 --> 00:11:43,255 Look, Zehra, it's Gemma and Amy. 275 00:11:43,340 --> 00:11:46,840 Oh, I think she's still a little afraid of them. 276 00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:48,293 [Reshma] You their new sitter? 277 00:11:48,382 --> 00:11:50,632 Yeah. 278 00:11:50,715 --> 00:11:52,965 [Reshma] Yeah, baby, we can do the slide. 279 00:11:53,048 --> 00:11:56,178 Nice to meet you. 280 00:11:59,048 --> 00:12:02,178 [girls screeching] 281 00:12:03,715 --> 00:12:06,095 [Reshma] What're you doing with my wallet? 282 00:12:06,174 --> 00:12:07,674 Are you stealing from me? 283 00:12:07,756 --> 00:12:09,506 Uh, n--no. 284 00:12:09,590 --> 00:12:11,920 Hey! Give me my wallet back! 285 00:12:12,007 --> 00:12:13,637 ♪ upbeat pop music ♪ 286 00:12:13,715 --> 00:12:15,135 What the hell are you doing? You can't just leave 287 00:12:15,215 --> 00:12:17,175 the girls here. 288 00:12:17,257 --> 00:12:21,637 ♪ I love my leather more than ever before ♪ 289 00:12:21,715 --> 00:12:25,385 ♪ I picked it up off some beauty queen's floor ♪ 290 00:12:25,465 --> 00:12:26,755 [man] What do you think you're doing? 291 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:28,790 [Frank] No, these are, uh, defective. 292 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:32,382 The signs are defective, and, uh, they've ordered a recall, 293 00:12:32,465 --> 00:12:34,595 the FDA. The ink 294 00:12:34,673 --> 00:12:36,883 was, um, choking hazard, 295 00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:39,095 so they're going to be returned. 296 00:12:39,174 --> 00:12:41,884 [man] That's my sign, asshole! 297 00:12:41,965 --> 00:12:43,925 No, I--I'm gonna bring them back. 298 00:12:44,007 --> 00:12:45,637 - [man] Yeah, sure, you will. - I'll return them. 299 00:12:45,715 --> 00:12:48,255 ♪♪♪ 300 00:12:48,340 --> 00:12:50,420 So, how old are your princesses? 301 00:12:50,506 --> 00:12:51,886 Uh, four years old. 302 00:12:51,965 --> 00:12:54,425 Well, our program has thrice been awarded 303 00:12:54,506 --> 00:12:57,596 the Stamp of Excellence by Good Parenting magazine. 304 00:12:57,673 --> 00:12:58,963 Follow me this way. 305 00:13:03,548 --> 00:13:05,968 [Kev] Holy shit, are those bunnies real? 306 00:13:06,048 --> 00:13:07,798 Oui, oui. 307 00:13:07,882 --> 00:13:11,092 Each child gets his or her own bunny at Beaucoup. 308 00:13:11,174 --> 00:13:13,674 We try to surround the children with soft textures, 309 00:13:13,756 --> 00:13:14,596 like in the womb. 310 00:13:14,673 --> 00:13:16,793 Oh. Wombs are soft. 311 00:13:16,882 --> 00:13:18,092 [Clover] [clears throat] 312 00:13:18,174 --> 00:13:20,964 [Clover] speaking Mandarin 313 00:13:21,048 --> 00:13:22,928 Very good, Clover. 314 00:13:23,007 --> 00:13:26,007 I think you are a future surgeon too. 315 00:13:26,090 --> 00:13:28,500 I'm proud of you. [chuckles] 316 00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:29,920 [sighs] 317 00:13:30,007 --> 00:13:32,177 Mandarin Immersion today. 318 00:13:34,756 --> 00:13:36,676 So what do you think? 319 00:13:36,756 --> 00:13:40,256 This is where I wanna go when I die. 320 00:13:40,340 --> 00:13:42,380 [Gayle] Here is our applications packet 321 00:13:42,465 --> 00:13:45,175 with beaucoup info about Beaucoup. 322 00:13:45,257 --> 00:13:46,547 What's this, uh, number here? 323 00:13:46,631 --> 00:13:48,671 Is that a year in the future? 324 00:13:48,756 --> 00:13:50,846 No, that's our tuition. 325 00:13:50,923 --> 00:13:52,633 - For a year? - For the month. 326 00:13:52,715 --> 00:13:54,095 For a month? 327 00:13:54,174 --> 00:13:56,254 Uh, that's three times our mortgage. 328 00:13:56,340 --> 00:13:58,790 Oh, dear. Yes, these numbers can seem 329 00:13:58,882 --> 00:14:00,592 a little bit high, 330 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:04,043 but it's pretty standard in Chicago. 331 00:14:04,132 --> 00:14:05,672 Are there scholarships? 332 00:14:05,756 --> 00:14:07,386 Not at Beaucoup. 333 00:14:07,465 --> 00:14:09,465 [Gayle] Why don't I recommend you somewhere 334 00:14:09,548 --> 00:14:12,428 that's a little more budget-friendly. 335 00:14:12,506 --> 00:14:14,386 Okay? 336 00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:19,716 ♪ rock music ♪ 337 00:14:19,798 --> 00:14:24,718 ♪♪♪ 338 00:14:24,798 --> 00:14:28,098 Hello, everyone! My name is Debbie Gallagher, 339 00:14:28,174 --> 00:14:30,464 and I am a proud welder with a vagina, 340 00:14:30,548 --> 00:14:33,508 and I will stand for the wage gap no longer. 341 00:14:33,590 --> 00:14:36,340 I am here to look for strong, independent women 342 00:14:36,424 --> 00:14:38,504 who will stand up with me and say no. 343 00:14:38,590 --> 00:14:40,040 We need equal pay. 344 00:14:40,132 --> 00:14:42,092 We need to unite, ladies. 345 00:14:42,174 --> 00:14:44,544 We need to stick together, ladies. 346 00:14:44,631 --> 00:14:46,591 We... 347 00:14:46,673 --> 00:14:49,173 Uh, excuse me, sir, where are all the female employees? 348 00:14:49,257 --> 00:14:51,257 Buying pantsuits. 349 00:14:51,340 --> 00:14:52,920 - [man] At the women's march. - [man] Sewing pussy hats. 350 00:14:53,007 --> 00:14:54,297 [man] Leanin' in! 351 00:14:54,382 --> 00:14:55,592 [man] I wish they'd lean over. 352 00:14:55,673 --> 00:14:57,753 Nice, nice, misogynistic dick. 353 00:14:57,840 --> 00:15:00,460 ♪♪♪ 354 00:15:00,548 --> 00:15:03,598 [Jason] All right, um, 355 00:15:03,673 --> 00:15:06,543 so my name's Jason, 356 00:15:06,631 --> 00:15:10,131 and... I'm an alcoholic and an addict. 357 00:15:10,215 --> 00:15:11,885 - Hey, Jason. - Hi, Jason. 358 00:15:11,965 --> 00:15:13,595 [Jason] Sorry for having a kid with me. 359 00:15:13,673 --> 00:15:16,343 I didn't have anywhere else to take her. 360 00:15:16,424 --> 00:15:18,844 Her mom got busted six days ago. 361 00:15:18,923 --> 00:15:20,753 And I keep trying to take her to a shelter, 362 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:22,960 but shelters don't let men with babies in, 363 00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:25,048 so, 364 00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:27,462 a lot of hard nights in the car. 365 00:15:27,548 --> 00:15:30,348 Uh, I was sober four days last week. 366 00:15:30,424 --> 00:15:33,214 Blew it two days ago. Blacked out. 367 00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:35,639 Woke up to her screaming. 368 00:15:37,007 --> 00:15:39,927 What I really want is a fucking hit. 369 00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:42,007 But I came here, so... 370 00:15:42,090 --> 00:15:43,630 [man] Thanks for sharing, Jason. 371 00:15:43,715 --> 00:15:46,465 Anyone else? 372 00:15:46,548 --> 00:15:49,598 Okay, that's our time for today. 373 00:15:49,673 --> 00:15:51,003 - [clears throat] - All right, see ya. 374 00:15:51,090 --> 00:15:52,670 [clears throat] 375 00:15:52,756 --> 00:15:55,596 Wanna hit Patsy's for pie before work? 376 00:15:55,673 --> 00:15:57,383 It's kind of early for pie, no? 377 00:15:57,465 --> 00:15:59,215 It's never too early. 378 00:15:59,299 --> 00:16:00,759 Besides, they have breakfast pie. 379 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:02,040 - It's called "apple." - [scoffs] 380 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,795 Hey, uh, thanks for your share, man. 381 00:16:07,882 --> 00:16:09,712 Was it okay? 382 00:16:09,798 --> 00:16:12,428 I--I mean, it's weird telling everybody your shit. 383 00:16:12,506 --> 00:16:15,216 Yeah, no, you did good. Just, uh, keep coming back. 384 00:16:15,299 --> 00:16:17,889 Hey, actually, can I ask you something? 385 00:16:17,965 --> 00:16:19,675 Uh, sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. 386 00:16:19,756 --> 00:16:22,256 I don't know how this is supposed to go. I-- 387 00:16:22,340 --> 00:16:25,590 Feels like I'm asking you out on a date or something. 388 00:16:25,673 --> 00:16:27,213 I need a sponsor. 389 00:16:27,299 --> 00:16:29,049 Wondering if you-- 390 00:16:29,132 --> 00:16:30,212 you'd be up to sponsoring me. 391 00:16:30,299 --> 00:16:32,259 Me? 392 00:16:32,340 --> 00:16:35,250 No, man, I'm--I'm the last guy you'd want to sponsor you. 393 00:16:35,340 --> 00:16:37,000 But, uh, 394 00:16:37,090 --> 00:16:38,750 you know, maybe ask Marshall. 395 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:40,000 [Jason] The guy with the walker? 396 00:16:40,090 --> 00:16:41,710 [Lip] Yeah. 397 00:16:41,798 --> 00:16:45,048 [snickers] I need somebody born after 1990. 398 00:16:45,132 --> 00:16:47,842 I mean, these people are all fucking dinosaurs. 399 00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:49,043 No offense. 400 00:16:49,132 --> 00:16:51,542 None taken, shithead. 401 00:16:51,631 --> 00:16:55,591 [Jason] I feel like I could talk to you. 402 00:16:55,673 --> 00:16:57,543 Yeah, let me think about it, all right? 403 00:17:08,965 --> 00:17:10,925 What? 404 00:17:11,007 --> 00:17:13,887 [Brad] Let me think about it? 405 00:17:15,174 --> 00:17:18,424 It's unity, service, and recovery, man. 406 00:17:18,506 --> 00:17:21,096 Service. That guy needs you. 407 00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:22,504 I got enough people that need me. 408 00:17:22,590 --> 00:17:24,380 [scoffs] Boo-hoo-hoo. 409 00:17:24,465 --> 00:17:26,215 You're loved and in demand. 410 00:17:26,299 --> 00:17:27,299 [cell phone buzzes] 411 00:17:27,382 --> 00:17:29,172 Excuse me. 412 00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:30,717 Hello? 413 00:17:31,965 --> 00:17:33,095 Yeah. 414 00:17:35,631 --> 00:17:37,461 Shit, okay. Yeah, I'll be right there. 415 00:17:37,548 --> 00:17:40,098 All right. Yeah, I'll catch you later! 416 00:17:42,923 --> 00:17:44,593 [Charmaine] So Congressman Ubberman's office 417 00:17:44,673 --> 00:17:47,133 sent you over? Where's that form? 418 00:17:47,215 --> 00:17:48,715 Oh. [chuckles] 419 00:17:48,798 --> 00:17:50,798 Couple of routine questions. 420 00:17:50,882 --> 00:17:52,672 Why do you wanna be a mentor? 421 00:17:52,756 --> 00:17:54,966 I don't. 422 00:17:55,048 --> 00:17:57,348 Then, why are you here? 423 00:17:57,424 --> 00:18:00,924 I have to volunteer somewhere. 424 00:18:01,007 --> 00:18:04,717 What academic subjects could you tutor your mentee in? 425 00:18:06,631 --> 00:18:08,501 None. 426 00:18:08,590 --> 00:18:09,960 Special skills? 427 00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:11,468 Steady hand with a knife, ma'am. 428 00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:13,928 Like to cut things and watch 'em bleed. 429 00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:19,420 I think I might know a place for you, 430 00:18:19,506 --> 00:18:22,136 and... [chuckles] I guarantee you 431 00:18:22,215 --> 00:18:25,845 they are in desperate need of volunteers. 432 00:18:25,923 --> 00:18:27,463 Here. 433 00:18:29,465 --> 00:18:32,045 Soothing Horizon? 434 00:18:32,132 --> 00:18:33,922 Sounds like a nail salon? 435 00:18:34,007 --> 00:18:35,717 It's not. 436 00:18:39,257 --> 00:18:42,137 Hi, I'm here, but I'm not here. I'm super late. 437 00:18:42,215 --> 00:18:44,175 - I just need shoes. - Okay. 438 00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:46,007 [footsteps thump] 439 00:18:46,090 --> 00:18:48,000 [TV playing indistinctly] 440 00:18:48,090 --> 00:18:50,670 [Fiona] Hey, whose shit is this in my closet? 441 00:18:50,756 --> 00:18:53,096 Mine. 442 00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:55,044 What'd you do with that box of shoes? 443 00:18:55,132 --> 00:18:57,632 I need those red heels for my meeting. 444 00:18:57,715 --> 00:18:59,175 [Fiona] [scoffs] 445 00:18:59,257 --> 00:19:01,097 Oh, yeah, Gallaghers, that's great, 446 00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:05,174 just ram 'em under the stairs under some wet, moldy towels. 447 00:19:05,257 --> 00:19:07,137 Thank you very much. 448 00:19:08,673 --> 00:19:10,343 Why aren't you in school? 449 00:19:10,424 --> 00:19:12,754 I got expelled. 450 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:13,840 Why? 451 00:19:13,923 --> 00:19:15,423 Frank. 452 00:19:15,506 --> 00:19:17,176 What did he do? 453 00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:18,887 [Liam] All the moms. 454 00:19:18,965 --> 00:19:21,545 He gave them venereal diseases. 455 00:19:21,631 --> 00:19:23,421 And they kicked you out? 456 00:19:23,506 --> 00:19:26,636 [TV continues indistinctly] 457 00:19:30,257 --> 00:19:32,217 Get in my car now. Come on. 458 00:19:32,299 --> 00:19:36,009 - [Liam] Ugh, okay. - [Fiona] Come on. 459 00:19:36,090 --> 00:19:39,040 ♪ jazzy music ♪ 460 00:19:39,132 --> 00:19:44,002 ♪♪♪ 461 00:19:46,257 --> 00:19:47,887 ♪ What makes a man? What breaks a man? ♪ 462 00:19:47,965 --> 00:19:48,885 ♪ Tell me what to do... ♪ 463 00:19:48,965 --> 00:19:50,385 - Oh. - Hey. 464 00:19:50,465 --> 00:19:52,255 Sorry, just surprised. 465 00:19:52,340 --> 00:19:54,290 We don't see a lot of your type collecting signs. 466 00:19:54,382 --> 00:19:56,002 How many you got there? 467 00:19:56,090 --> 00:19:58,630 Twenty-two. 468 00:19:58,715 --> 00:20:01,595 Nice gig you got here, fencing signs. 469 00:20:01,673 --> 00:20:03,093 [chuckles] I'm the campaign manager. 470 00:20:03,174 --> 00:20:04,794 Jesus. 471 00:20:04,882 --> 00:20:06,752 How do I become a campaign manager? 472 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:09,090 - Hard to break in. Lot of hustle. 473 00:20:09,174 --> 00:20:11,844 Took me a decade of policy law, and an MBA from Yale. 474 00:20:11,923 --> 00:20:13,793 Here you go. 475 00:20:13,882 --> 00:20:17,252 One ten, plus an extra ten bucks for your discretion. 476 00:20:17,340 --> 00:20:20,210 I could be a lot more discreet for 20. 477 00:20:20,299 --> 00:20:22,179 It's the going rate for nondisclosure 478 00:20:22,257 --> 00:20:23,967 on the South Side. 479 00:20:24,048 --> 00:20:25,468 Okay. Here. 480 00:20:25,548 --> 00:20:26,888 Thanks again. 481 00:20:26,965 --> 00:20:29,255 Well, wait, what blocks still have signs? 482 00:20:29,340 --> 00:20:31,130 I could have another 50 by end of business. 483 00:20:31,215 --> 00:20:34,345 Oh, we'd rather give the work to the diversity hires. 484 00:20:34,424 --> 00:20:36,464 You understand. 485 00:20:36,548 --> 00:20:37,218 [Bailey] Vote Wyman! 486 00:20:37,299 --> 00:20:42,429 ♪♪♪ 487 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:47,090 ♪♪♪ 488 00:20:48,132 --> 00:20:51,132 Yo, Kev, I'm so sorry, man. Hey, you girls all right? 489 00:20:51,215 --> 00:20:52,045 They're all right. 490 00:20:52,132 --> 00:20:53,962 Hi, hey, ma'am. 491 00:20:54,048 --> 00:20:55,388 Are you the one responsible for that little hood rat 492 00:20:55,465 --> 00:20:56,795 who stole my wallet? 493 00:20:56,882 --> 00:20:58,792 Yeah, look, I--I'm so sorry about that. 494 00:20:58,882 --> 00:21:00,672 Um, how much did she take? I--I can pay you back. 495 00:21:00,756 --> 00:21:02,136 She took the whole damn wallet. 496 00:21:02,215 --> 00:21:04,755 Eighty bucks, my ID, my credit cards. 497 00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:06,420 Okay, all right, we can take care of that. 498 00:21:06,506 --> 00:21:10,176 Uh, here you go, there's 80, and, uh, I'll find it for you. 499 00:21:10,257 --> 00:21:11,387 I'll get it back to you, all right? 500 00:21:11,465 --> 00:21:14,925 I promise. Um... 501 00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:17,597 Hey, did you see which way the--the girl went or... 502 00:21:17,673 --> 00:21:19,343 Not my problem. Tell that girl 503 00:21:19,424 --> 00:21:22,294 if I see her in the park again, I'm calling the cops. 504 00:21:25,756 --> 00:21:27,506 What about Briar Lane Academy? 505 00:21:27,590 --> 00:21:30,170 - Mm, where's that one? - Skokie. 506 00:21:30,257 --> 00:21:32,177 How're you gonna get up there every day? 507 00:21:32,257 --> 00:21:33,967 Those schools are for kids with nannies and drivers. 508 00:21:34,048 --> 00:21:36,138 You gotta find a school way closer to home. 509 00:21:36,215 --> 00:21:37,925 Or just go to Dyett. 510 00:21:38,007 --> 00:21:39,757 [Liam] I can't go to public school. 511 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,790 - Why not? - Hopkins made me soft. 512 00:21:41,882 --> 00:21:44,542 I have manners now. I eat paté. 513 00:21:44,631 --> 00:21:46,291 I put apricot oil on my cuticles. 514 00:21:46,382 --> 00:21:48,212 Well, there's three weeks of school left, 515 00:21:48,299 --> 00:21:50,799 - and you gotta go somewhere. - [cell phone chimes] 516 00:21:50,882 --> 00:21:52,422 Max Whitford says he's gonna be late. 517 00:21:52,506 --> 00:21:54,046 Classic power move. 518 00:21:54,132 --> 00:21:57,292 Can't we just see if Briar Lane Academy has a spot? 519 00:21:57,382 --> 00:21:59,592 Maybe they provide transportation? 520 00:21:59,673 --> 00:22:02,003 [Fiona] Fine, here, put the number in. 521 00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:05,386 [line rings] 522 00:22:05,465 --> 00:22:06,755 [woman] Admissions. 523 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:08,710 Hi, there, I was calling to see 524 00:22:08,798 --> 00:22:10,548 whether you might have room in your-- 525 00:22:10,631 --> 00:22:13,381 [woman] Ethnicity of the student? 526 00:22:13,465 --> 00:22:14,965 Black. 527 00:22:15,048 --> 00:22:16,388 [woman] Sorry, we already have one. 528 00:22:16,465 --> 00:22:18,295 [Fiona] One what? 529 00:22:18,382 --> 00:22:20,042 [woman] Black student. Thanks for calling. 530 00:22:20,132 --> 00:22:21,672 [hangs up] 531 00:22:23,007 --> 00:22:25,717 [sighs] Sorry. 532 00:22:25,798 --> 00:22:27,758 I'll take you over to public school tomorrow. 533 00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:30,750 But today I have to impress this Whitford guy. 534 00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:32,840 Real estate agents always have something better 535 00:22:32,923 --> 00:22:34,793 than whatever it is they're showing you. 536 00:22:34,882 --> 00:22:37,502 You just have to convince them that you deserve to see it. 537 00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:39,540 He's also got fiduciary duty. 538 00:22:39,631 --> 00:22:42,421 We covered that in Ethics. And if you wanna impress him, 539 00:22:42,506 --> 00:22:44,966 use the word "artisanal" a lot. 540 00:22:45,048 --> 00:22:46,848 It's how fancy people say good. 541 00:22:46,923 --> 00:22:49,173 Artisanal cheese. Artisanal soap. 542 00:22:49,257 --> 00:22:50,677 Wow, where did you learn all this? 543 00:22:50,756 --> 00:22:52,796 Artisanal private school. 544 00:22:52,882 --> 00:22:54,592 Artisanal. 545 00:22:54,673 --> 00:22:57,543 ♪ upbeat music ♪ 546 00:22:57,631 --> 00:23:01,211 ♪♪♪ 547 00:23:01,299 --> 00:23:02,969 [Diego] Can I help you, sir? 548 00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:05,928 Yeah, I--I need to speak to the campaign manager. 549 00:23:06,007 --> 00:23:07,847 It's a--it's a matter of some urgency. 550 00:23:07,923 --> 00:23:10,843 He's at a fundraiser, but I'm the operations manager, Diego. 551 00:23:10,923 --> 00:23:12,963 All right, Operations Manager Diego, 552 00:23:13,048 --> 00:23:15,678 are you aware there are two whole city blocks 553 00:23:15,756 --> 00:23:17,426 with no Ruiz signs on them? 554 00:23:17,506 --> 00:23:19,296 Oh, I know, it's a problem. 555 00:23:19,382 --> 00:23:21,002 Crooked Eleanor Wyman pays the homeless to do it. 556 00:23:21,090 --> 00:23:23,040 - I mean, it's deplorable. - It's despicable. 557 00:23:23,132 --> 00:23:25,042 She's evil. 558 00:23:25,132 --> 00:23:28,502 Well, luckily, I have, uh, some experience in erecting signs. 559 00:23:28,590 --> 00:23:30,670 Maybe I could go around and replace them for you. 560 00:23:30,756 --> 00:23:32,136 - What do you guys pay? - Five bucks a sign. 561 00:23:32,215 --> 00:23:34,045 But, um, we try to hire local people. 562 00:23:34,132 --> 00:23:38,002 Hey, I'm as local as they come. South Side, born and bred. 563 00:23:38,090 --> 00:23:39,880 Uh, local Hispanic people. [chuckles] 564 00:23:39,965 --> 00:23:42,175 I am Hispanic. Frank Rodriguez. 565 00:23:42,257 --> 00:23:43,547 - Rodriguez? - Yeah. 566 00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:46,091 My dad was, uh, Irish, but, uh, 567 00:23:46,174 --> 00:23:48,044 mamacita was Mexican. 568 00:23:48,132 --> 00:23:49,882 I'm a big, fat chimichanga. 569 00:23:49,965 --> 00:23:52,175 Hey, I'm gonna take 22 of these. 570 00:23:52,257 --> 00:23:54,177 Do you guys pay in advance? 571 00:23:54,257 --> 00:23:55,717 You're gonna have to meet us at the debate afterwards 572 00:23:55,798 --> 00:23:56,928 to get paid. That's where Alejandro, 573 00:23:57,007 --> 00:23:58,887 the campaign manager, is. 574 00:23:58,965 --> 00:24:01,385 All righty, then. 575 00:24:01,465 --> 00:24:02,965 Got it. 576 00:24:03,048 --> 00:24:04,758 - Go Wyman! - You mean Ruiz. 577 00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:06,290 What? 578 00:24:06,382 --> 00:24:07,712 Go Ruiz. 579 00:24:07,798 --> 00:24:10,098 Right. Arriba, arriba. 580 00:24:10,174 --> 00:24:12,924 [chuckles] 581 00:24:17,923 --> 00:24:19,673 [Geneva] [voice echoing] Ian. 582 00:24:19,756 --> 00:24:21,346 Ian, oh, my God. 583 00:24:21,424 --> 00:24:23,794 [giggles] 584 00:24:23,882 --> 00:24:27,042 Oh, my God. [laughs] 585 00:24:28,340 --> 00:24:30,750 Oh, my God, can you believe it? 586 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:32,750 We raised every dime ourselves. 587 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:34,920 - We? - Your disciples. 588 00:24:35,007 --> 00:24:37,137 We crowdsourced your bail to get you out. 589 00:24:37,215 --> 00:24:38,005 I wasn't really done in there, though. 590 00:24:38,090 --> 00:24:39,590 Those guys need me. 591 00:24:39,673 --> 00:24:42,043 Oh, my God, so much exciting stuff has happened. 592 00:24:42,132 --> 00:24:44,132 We have sponsorship now. 593 00:24:44,215 --> 00:24:47,635 We're in 45 states, 1 mil strong on Insta. 594 00:24:47,715 --> 00:24:49,885 We're getting some of those conversion facilities 595 00:24:49,965 --> 00:24:51,795 closed down. Got money 596 00:24:51,882 --> 00:24:53,842 and pro bono lawyers working on it. 597 00:24:53,923 --> 00:24:56,753 Got you a defense attorney. [exhales deeply] 598 00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:58,960 Okay, I'm sorry, I'm talking so fast. 599 00:24:59,048 --> 00:25:00,758 I'm just... 600 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:02,250 I'm really happy to see you. 601 00:25:05,048 --> 00:25:08,218 You ready to face your public? 602 00:25:08,299 --> 00:25:09,799 Come on. 603 00:25:09,882 --> 00:25:11,632 Come on! 604 00:25:11,715 --> 00:25:14,255 They've been waiting for hours. 605 00:25:14,340 --> 00:25:16,670 Here he is. Gay Jesus! 606 00:25:16,756 --> 00:25:19,886 [uproarious cheering] 607 00:25:27,465 --> 00:25:30,255 My name is Debbie Gallagher and I am a welder with a vagina, 608 00:25:30,340 --> 00:25:32,540 and I am here to stand up to patriarchy! 609 00:25:32,631 --> 00:25:35,541 I am looking for any and all female employees... 610 00:25:35,631 --> 00:25:37,131 - [man] Show us your pussy! - To stand up with me, 611 00:25:37,215 --> 00:25:38,595 and say no! 612 00:25:38,673 --> 00:25:40,343 We need to stick together, ladies. 613 00:25:40,424 --> 00:25:41,794 - [man] Sup, double Ds? - We will not be silent! 614 00:25:41,882 --> 00:25:44,592 Ow, you fucking dickhead. You almost hit my kid. 615 00:25:44,673 --> 00:25:47,093 'Ey, 'ey, 'ey, yo, lady, you gotta go. 616 00:25:47,174 --> 00:25:48,964 - You distracting my men. - They're a bunch of pig fucks. 617 00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:51,008 [man] We see boobs! 618 00:25:51,090 --> 00:25:52,380 I am not leaving until I get to speak 619 00:25:52,465 --> 00:25:53,595 to one of your female employees. 620 00:25:53,673 --> 00:25:54,963 There aren't any. 621 00:25:55,048 --> 00:25:56,218 You don't have one female employee? 622 00:25:56,299 --> 00:25:58,929 No. 623 00:25:59,007 --> 00:26:00,847 So get your smelly cunt out of here. 624 00:26:00,923 --> 00:26:02,843 [man] [guffaws] 625 00:26:02,923 --> 00:26:05,843 ♪ rock music ♪ 626 00:26:07,798 --> 00:26:10,678 Yeah, well, I just think it's a little tacky 627 00:26:10,756 --> 00:26:13,676 to be doing business at a funeral, David. 628 00:26:13,756 --> 00:26:15,216 [Max] All right, well, you can tell him to come back 629 00:26:15,299 --> 00:26:16,889 with 740 firm or he can go fuck himself. 630 00:26:16,965 --> 00:26:18,795 Right. 631 00:26:18,882 --> 00:26:22,132 Sorry about that, I'm just slammed today. 632 00:26:22,215 --> 00:26:25,425 What can I say? Abundance, it's a real thing. 633 00:26:25,506 --> 00:26:27,136 So, what do you think? 634 00:26:27,215 --> 00:26:29,345 It's got good bones, but I'm really looking for 635 00:26:29,424 --> 00:26:33,924 something more upscale. More, uh, artisanal. 636 00:26:34,007 --> 00:26:36,967 [Max] Uh, I see. [chuckles] 637 00:26:39,340 --> 00:26:40,840 I think we know someone in common. 638 00:26:40,923 --> 00:26:42,003 Ford Kellogg? 639 00:26:42,090 --> 00:26:44,590 Uh--oh, God, the Irish guy? 640 00:26:44,673 --> 00:26:46,093 You're friends with him? 641 00:26:46,174 --> 00:26:47,594 Oh, no, not really. 642 00:26:47,673 --> 00:26:49,253 I just know him a little from around. 643 00:26:49,340 --> 00:26:51,290 Yeah, my boy Tobey hired him on a remodel. 644 00:26:51,382 --> 00:26:53,422 Nightmare. That joker 645 00:26:53,506 --> 00:26:55,426 took six months longer than he said he would. 646 00:26:55,506 --> 00:26:58,046 Charged three times more, and threw a temper tantrum 647 00:26:58,132 --> 00:27:00,172 about taking out some fucking wainscoting. 648 00:27:00,257 --> 00:27:02,757 Anyway, need a wood guy, just call me. 649 00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:05,790 Okay, I appreciate that. 650 00:27:05,882 --> 00:27:08,252 So it's, uh, 540 firm, 651 00:27:08,340 --> 00:27:10,540 and I've got another offer on the table, so... 652 00:27:11,965 --> 00:27:14,465 What do you think the rental increase per square foot 653 00:27:14,548 --> 00:27:16,758 is gonna be year to year, with gentrification? 654 00:27:18,340 --> 00:27:20,210 At least 20%. Maybe more. 655 00:27:20,299 --> 00:27:22,759 Really? Huh. 656 00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:25,250 Aren't things actually leveling off, 657 00:27:25,340 --> 00:27:27,710 down a few percentage points last quarter? 658 00:27:27,798 --> 00:27:30,258 [Fiona] CBD heading towards an equilibrium? 659 00:27:30,340 --> 00:27:32,040 Sorry to interrupt. 660 00:27:32,132 --> 00:27:35,092 Fiona, gotta get you to your next closing by 1:00. 661 00:27:35,174 --> 00:27:37,754 [giggles] Who's this little guy? 662 00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:39,750 [Fiona] This is my intern, Liam. 663 00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:40,920 He's a prodigy. Anyway, 664 00:27:41,007 --> 00:27:42,217 nice to meet you, Mr....? 665 00:27:42,299 --> 00:27:43,889 Whitford. 666 00:27:43,965 --> 00:27:45,795 Here. 667 00:27:45,882 --> 00:27:47,632 Hey, you know what? 668 00:27:47,715 --> 00:27:50,295 You seem savvy. 669 00:27:50,382 --> 00:27:52,092 Why don't you let me show you something else? 670 00:27:52,174 --> 00:27:55,504 I got another property just off Malcolm X, not even listed yet. 671 00:27:55,590 --> 00:27:57,590 What do you say, can you push your 1:00? 672 00:27:57,673 --> 00:28:00,543 ♪ smooth funk music ♪ 673 00:28:00,631 --> 00:28:01,711 ♪♪♪ 674 00:28:01,798 --> 00:28:03,138 Okay, just this once. 675 00:28:03,215 --> 00:28:05,675 Fantastic. I'll text you the address. 676 00:28:05,756 --> 00:28:09,386 ♪♪♪ 677 00:28:09,465 --> 00:28:11,425 - [man] Look who's back1 - I'm bringing 'em back. 678 00:28:11,506 --> 00:28:13,346 [man] What the hell are you doing now? 679 00:28:13,424 --> 00:28:16,344 I'm bringing 'em back, asshole, just like I said I would. 680 00:28:16,424 --> 00:28:18,544 See? I'm bringing 'em. 681 00:28:18,631 --> 00:28:19,961 [Frank] Here they are. 682 00:28:20,048 --> 00:28:20,968 [man] I didn't ask for that sign! 683 00:28:21,048 --> 00:28:22,298 [Frank] Brand new, see? 684 00:28:22,382 --> 00:28:23,752 They were defective. 685 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:25,750 [man] I don't want any more signs! 686 00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:27,250 It was defective. 687 00:28:27,340 --> 00:28:29,380 What are you, an idiot? Jesus. 688 00:28:29,465 --> 00:28:31,715 [man] Who you calling an idiot? 689 00:28:34,631 --> 00:28:36,041 [bell rings] 690 00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:40,342 [dogs squealing, barking] 691 00:28:43,299 --> 00:28:45,299 Can I help you? 692 00:28:45,382 --> 00:28:48,002 Yeah, heard you guys might be in need of some volunteers. 693 00:28:48,090 --> 00:28:50,250 You wanna volunteer? Here? 694 00:28:50,340 --> 00:28:52,920 Yes, sir. I'm in need of some documented community service. 695 00:28:53,007 --> 00:28:54,047 Trying to get into West Point. 696 00:28:54,132 --> 00:28:57,132 Well, great. Military boy, huh? 697 00:28:57,215 --> 00:28:59,675 Yeah, strong stomach. Perfect. 698 00:28:59,756 --> 00:29:01,716 How much can you bench, son? 'Cause these sons of bitches 699 00:29:01,798 --> 00:29:03,298 can get heavy. 700 00:29:03,382 --> 00:29:05,882 Uh, what is it exactly you guys are doing here? 701 00:29:05,965 --> 00:29:07,135 Well, come on back, I'll show you. 702 00:29:07,215 --> 00:29:09,215 [dogs whining] 703 00:29:09,299 --> 00:29:11,469 [dog panting] 704 00:29:11,548 --> 00:29:14,298 Got a, uh, 15-year-old Rottweiler in there 705 00:29:14,382 --> 00:29:16,752 and a pair of 16-year-old Mastiffs. 706 00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:17,710 Should be done in a second. 707 00:29:17,798 --> 00:29:19,298 Done? 708 00:29:19,382 --> 00:29:22,252 Yeah. Only takes three or four minutes, 709 00:29:22,340 --> 00:29:24,500 if you get the, uh, hose on the tailpipe right. 710 00:29:24,590 --> 00:29:27,250 [engine humming] 711 00:29:28,424 --> 00:29:30,044 You're killing dogs? 712 00:29:30,132 --> 00:29:33,672 Yeah. That's the service we offer the community, son. 713 00:29:33,756 --> 00:29:38,596 Euthanasia for elderly, and, uh, terminally ill dogs. 714 00:29:38,673 --> 00:29:40,593 I'm a retired vet. 715 00:29:40,673 --> 00:29:43,753 Had my own practice for, uh, 38 years. 716 00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:46,750 And I got sick of seeing these poor people around here 717 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:49,630 shooting their own dogs in the street when they got old, 718 00:29:49,715 --> 00:29:52,545 toss 'em in dumpsters and drop 'em off the bridge 719 00:29:52,631 --> 00:29:55,421 with a--with a cinderblock tied to their paw. 720 00:29:55,506 --> 00:29:58,756 And all because they couldn't afford the $150 721 00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:00,500 to put 'em down at the vet's. 722 00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:02,920 Well, now they can call Soothing Horizon. 723 00:30:03,007 --> 00:30:06,717 We pick 'em up, bring 'em here, and let 'em go peaceful. 724 00:30:06,798 --> 00:30:07,968 In a gas chamber? 725 00:30:08,048 --> 00:30:09,468 Yep. 726 00:30:09,548 --> 00:30:11,638 ♪♪♪ 727 00:30:11,715 --> 00:30:13,425 Uh... 728 00:30:13,506 --> 00:30:15,386 Banjo and Lucky are dead. 729 00:30:15,465 --> 00:30:16,925 [dog whimpers, thumps] 730 00:30:17,007 --> 00:30:19,847 Skippy too. Come on, grab a leg. 731 00:30:19,923 --> 00:30:21,293 ♪♪♪ 732 00:30:21,382 --> 00:30:22,882 Did you see his face 733 00:30:22,965 --> 00:30:25,095 when I called out his 20% lie? 734 00:30:25,174 --> 00:30:27,884 He was like, "Ah, damn!" 735 00:30:27,965 --> 00:30:30,925 God, we crushed it back there. 736 00:30:31,007 --> 00:30:32,597 Did you find another private school? 737 00:30:32,673 --> 00:30:35,463 No, but there are 57 private schools in Chicago. 738 00:30:35,548 --> 00:30:37,218 One must need a token. 739 00:30:37,299 --> 00:30:38,639 And stop fidgeting with your hair. 740 00:30:38,715 --> 00:30:40,635 It reads weak. 741 00:30:40,715 --> 00:30:43,215 ♪ foreboding rock music ♪ 742 00:30:43,299 --> 00:30:44,509 [Ruiz] Two hundred grand... 743 00:30:44,590 --> 00:30:46,840 Campaign Manager Alejan-- 744 00:30:46,923 --> 00:30:48,923 [Ruiz] Speaking engagement at the Black Corporate Officers 745 00:30:49,007 --> 00:30:51,257 of America Conference. And where did my opponent... 746 00:30:51,340 --> 00:30:53,540 -[Ruiz] ...put that money? - Are you Alejandro? 747 00:30:53,631 --> 00:30:55,961 Right in her pocket. 748 00:30:56,048 --> 00:30:57,968 [Wyman] If by "pocket" Isaac Ruiz means my campaign... 749 00:30:58,048 --> 00:30:59,298 - [Wyman] ...then yes... - Alejandro? 750 00:30:59,382 --> 00:31:01,172 - No. - [Wyman] ...I am guilty. 751 00:31:01,257 --> 00:31:03,097 Guilty of trying to represent my constituents 752 00:31:03,174 --> 00:31:05,424 by staying in office. 753 00:31:05,506 --> 00:31:08,926 And Isaac Ruiz is one to talk. He's a Republican businessman. 754 00:31:09,007 --> 00:31:13,137 Took a $500,000 donation from the Mexican Youth 755 00:31:13,215 --> 00:31:16,255 Soccer Organization and then announced massive plans 756 00:31:16,340 --> 00:31:20,420 to turn our baseball fields into turf soccer fields. 757 00:31:20,506 --> 00:31:22,716 Hey, what--what's going on here? 758 00:31:22,798 --> 00:31:24,758 [man] It's the Ruiz/Wyman debate. 759 00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:27,880 They are the congressional candidates from this district. 760 00:31:27,965 --> 00:31:29,295 Congress, huh? 761 00:31:29,382 --> 00:31:32,042 ...To turn this condemned eye sore 762 00:31:32,132 --> 00:31:35,752 into an LGBTQ Latino Center of South Side. 763 00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:37,630 [cheers and applause] 764 00:31:37,715 --> 00:31:39,005 [Ruiz] What about the hardworking 765 00:31:39,090 --> 00:31:40,750 African-American citizens 766 00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:43,210 who want a Martin Luther King African Art Center 767 00:31:43,299 --> 00:31:44,349 in that brewery? 768 00:31:44,424 --> 00:31:46,924 Hey, um... 769 00:31:47,007 --> 00:31:48,427 you Alejandro? 770 00:31:48,506 --> 00:31:50,926 Uh, yes. Uh, sir, uh, sorry. 771 00:31:51,007 --> 00:31:52,467 - Contributions are over there. - No, no, no. 772 00:31:52,548 --> 00:31:55,348 I--I wanna get paid. I, uh--I put up signs. 773 00:31:55,424 --> 00:31:58,134 A hundred and ten dollars. 774 00:31:58,215 --> 00:32:00,215 So, uh... [clears throat] 775 00:32:00,299 --> 00:32:04,299 You must be Frank Rodriguez? 776 00:32:04,382 --> 00:32:07,592 In the flesh. 777 00:32:07,673 --> 00:32:09,173 Thank you, mi amigo. 778 00:32:09,257 --> 00:32:12,137 [cheers and applause] 779 00:32:14,798 --> 00:32:18,598 Here at Basic we have a strict "no nothing" policy. 780 00:32:18,673 --> 00:32:22,253 No acting up, no crying, and no snitching. 781 00:32:22,340 --> 00:32:24,460 What happens at Basic stays at Basic. 782 00:32:24,548 --> 00:32:26,678 [woman] That toilet's not gonna clean itself, little missy. 783 00:32:26,756 --> 00:32:28,386 Get down in there. 784 00:32:28,465 --> 00:32:31,255 [Rita] Come on, keep coming. 785 00:32:31,340 --> 00:32:34,170 Through here. 786 00:32:34,257 --> 00:32:35,797 ♪ downtrodden rock music ♪ 787 00:32:35,882 --> 00:32:38,002 This is our infant area. 788 00:32:38,090 --> 00:32:41,790 And out here is where we hold our older kids. 789 00:32:41,882 --> 00:32:44,592 We call it the Imagination Area. 790 00:32:44,673 --> 00:32:47,463 [truck honks] 791 00:32:47,548 --> 00:32:48,718 Where are the toys? 792 00:32:48,798 --> 00:32:50,638 Bunnies? 793 00:32:50,715 --> 00:32:52,595 See, that's just it. You use your imagination. 794 00:32:52,673 --> 00:32:54,423 You imagine toys. 795 00:32:54,506 --> 00:32:56,256 ♪♪♪ 796 00:32:56,340 --> 00:32:59,670 [Max] So... [clears throat] 797 00:32:59,756 --> 00:33:02,046 - Doesn't look like much. - Yet. 798 00:33:02,132 --> 00:33:04,042 But this is a killer opportunity. 799 00:33:04,132 --> 00:33:05,922 Trust me, everything on this block 800 00:33:06,007 --> 00:33:08,637 is gonna quadruple in value in the next five years. 801 00:33:08,715 --> 00:33:11,545 You could put in a cold slab ice cream store there. 802 00:33:11,631 --> 00:33:14,001 A yoga studio. Pilates. 803 00:33:14,090 --> 00:33:15,380 Sky's the limit. 804 00:33:15,465 --> 00:33:17,005 Why quadruple? 805 00:33:17,090 --> 00:33:18,210 There's a new project coming in down the street. 806 00:33:18,299 --> 00:33:20,759 Not announced yet. 807 00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:22,790 The nursing home rumor is true? 808 00:33:22,882 --> 00:33:24,882 Yeah. 809 00:33:24,965 --> 00:33:26,675 We're putting in another Sunset Brook Senior Care Center. 810 00:33:26,756 --> 00:33:28,386 [Fiona] Wow. 811 00:33:28,465 --> 00:33:30,095 [Max] Nobody wants to change parental diapers. 812 00:33:30,174 --> 00:33:31,674 It's sad, right? 813 00:33:31,756 --> 00:33:34,886 Lack of gratitude for our most vulnerable. 814 00:33:34,965 --> 00:33:37,005 Anyways, there's a Whole Foods coming in down the street. 815 00:33:37,090 --> 00:33:39,960 Serving this up to you in a silver platter. 816 00:33:41,257 --> 00:33:43,047 Any way to get in on the Sunset Brook deal? 817 00:33:43,132 --> 00:33:45,342 [chuckles] No, no, I'm sorry. I'm way oversubscribed 818 00:33:45,424 --> 00:33:46,674 on that as it is. I mean, I had to fight 819 00:33:46,756 --> 00:33:48,506 to get my own money into it. 820 00:33:48,590 --> 00:33:51,710 But this is the opportunity right here. 821 00:33:51,798 --> 00:33:53,388 So, interested? 822 00:33:53,465 --> 00:33:56,045 In Sunset Brook I am. 823 00:33:56,132 --> 00:33:58,422 Listen, I gotta get to a drinks thing at Fig & Cherry, 824 00:33:58,506 --> 00:34:00,136 but if either of the properties I showed you interest you, 825 00:34:00,215 --> 00:34:01,845 just give me a call. 826 00:34:01,923 --> 00:34:03,963 Unless you wanna come along for drinks. 827 00:34:04,048 --> 00:34:06,178 Drinks could turn into dinner, it could turn into... 828 00:34:06,257 --> 00:34:09,257 maybe more. 829 00:34:09,340 --> 00:34:12,590 You should really let me in on this Sunset Brook deal. 830 00:34:12,673 --> 00:34:14,713 I got cash in hand. I know the neighborhood. 831 00:34:14,798 --> 00:34:17,508 Drinks? Yay, nay? 832 00:34:17,590 --> 00:34:19,750 I think I already have a thing, don't I? 833 00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:21,290 Dinner with investors. 834 00:34:21,382 --> 00:34:22,792 We needed to leave five minutes ago. 835 00:34:22,882 --> 00:34:25,172 [Fiona] Well, nice to meet you. 836 00:34:25,257 --> 00:34:26,757 Absolutely, let's stay in touch. 837 00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:31,210 I'll see you, Lance. Stay fresh. 838 00:34:31,299 --> 00:34:33,049 [Liam] What a douchebag. 839 00:34:33,132 --> 00:34:34,632 [Fiona] Beyond. 840 00:34:34,715 --> 00:34:36,845 [engine starts, rap music plays on stereo] 841 00:34:51,174 --> 00:34:53,344 [car honks] 842 00:34:54,965 --> 00:34:57,095 [Lip] Hey! 843 00:34:57,174 --> 00:34:59,504 Hey. 844 00:34:59,590 --> 00:35:01,090 Xan, stop! 845 00:35:02,756 --> 00:35:03,636 Xan. 846 00:35:05,965 --> 00:35:07,345 Xan. 847 00:35:07,424 --> 00:35:08,794 Come here. Come here. 848 00:35:08,882 --> 00:35:10,592 - You stop trying to hit me. - Get off of me. 849 00:35:10,673 --> 00:35:12,503 I'm not going back to DCFS. 850 00:35:12,590 --> 00:35:14,130 What are you talking-- [grunts] 851 00:35:14,215 --> 00:35:15,135 Fuck! 852 00:35:15,215 --> 00:35:18,175 Would you stop? 853 00:35:18,257 --> 00:35:22,007 I didn't call DCFS, dumbass. I'm on your side. 854 00:35:22,090 --> 00:35:24,340 Jesus Christ. 855 00:35:24,424 --> 00:35:26,044 The hell's going on with you? 856 00:35:28,007 --> 00:35:30,007 Can't leave toddlers in the park, Xan. 857 00:35:30,090 --> 00:35:31,590 The lady was gonna call the cops on me. 858 00:35:31,673 --> 00:35:34,883 Yeah, well, why were you stealing from her? 859 00:35:34,965 --> 00:35:36,675 I would've given you the money. 860 00:35:39,132 --> 00:35:41,382 What'd you need the money for anyway? 861 00:35:41,465 --> 00:35:43,255 My mom. 862 00:35:45,798 --> 00:35:47,548 Your mom's around? 863 00:35:47,631 --> 00:35:49,541 No, but she has a P.O. box 864 00:35:49,631 --> 00:35:51,421 at the mailbox place around the corner. 865 00:35:51,506 --> 00:35:53,216 That's where she gets her SNAP benefits, 866 00:35:53,299 --> 00:35:56,179 so I try to leave a little money there for when I can. 867 00:36:03,590 --> 00:36:06,500 You can't be doing that shit, all right? 868 00:36:09,299 --> 00:36:13,469 All right, my mom, she was always disappearing, okay? 869 00:36:13,548 --> 00:36:15,638 Always asking me for money, but you can't do it. 870 00:36:15,715 --> 00:36:18,175 She doesn't ask me. 871 00:36:18,257 --> 00:36:19,597 ♪ gentle guitar music ♪ 872 00:36:19,673 --> 00:36:22,213 Okay. 873 00:36:22,299 --> 00:36:27,049 ♪♪♪ 874 00:36:27,132 --> 00:36:29,002 Listen, I'm gonna put some money in your mom's P.O. box, 875 00:36:29,090 --> 00:36:30,590 all right? 876 00:36:30,673 --> 00:36:34,043 But you cannot do this again. 877 00:36:34,132 --> 00:36:36,792 M'kay. 878 00:36:36,882 --> 00:36:38,792 All right. 879 00:36:38,882 --> 00:36:40,342 ♪♪♪ 880 00:36:40,424 --> 00:36:42,844 [exhales deeply] 881 00:36:42,923 --> 00:36:45,883 ♪♪♪ 882 00:36:45,965 --> 00:36:47,425 Where's that lady's wallet, huh? 883 00:36:47,506 --> 00:36:49,346 She's pissed as shit. 884 00:36:49,424 --> 00:36:50,794 In a dumpster on Ellis. 885 00:36:52,923 --> 00:36:55,713 ♪♪♪ 886 00:36:55,798 --> 00:36:59,678 - Where are you going? - Dumpster diving. 887 00:36:59,756 --> 00:37:01,676 Coming? 888 00:37:01,756 --> 00:37:06,716 ♪♪♪ 889 00:37:06,798 --> 00:37:08,218 [Frances] And then the puppy said, 890 00:37:08,299 --> 00:37:09,719 "Let's be friends, Kitty." 891 00:37:09,798 --> 00:37:11,508 And Kitty felt afraid, 892 00:37:11,590 --> 00:37:14,040 because cats are supposed to be scared of dogs. 893 00:37:14,132 --> 00:37:16,382 But Kitty decided to be brave 894 00:37:16,465 --> 00:37:20,215 because dogs and cats can be best friends. 895 00:37:20,299 --> 00:37:23,429 [applause] 896 00:37:26,174 --> 00:37:28,424 - Great puppet show, Sister. - [Frances] Thank you. 897 00:37:28,506 --> 00:37:30,756 The children help make the puppets out of donated clothes 898 00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:31,920 - and milk cartons. - [Kev] Mm! 899 00:37:32,007 --> 00:37:33,507 Teaches creativity and recycling. 900 00:37:33,590 --> 00:37:36,670 Mm! Let's cut to the chase, Sister. 901 00:37:36,756 --> 00:37:38,506 How much? 902 00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:39,920 Well, we try to keep tuition affordable, 903 00:37:40,007 --> 00:37:41,797 so we only charge $150 a week, 904 00:37:41,882 --> 00:37:44,422 but we do need your child to be baptized. 905 00:37:44,506 --> 00:37:45,716 Is your little one baptized? 906 00:37:45,798 --> 00:37:47,348 - 100%. - Baptized. 907 00:37:47,424 --> 00:37:50,134 Dunked in the water. We're very religious. 908 00:37:50,215 --> 00:37:52,255 We pray every night and we put those dirty crosses 909 00:37:52,340 --> 00:37:53,380 on our faces. 910 00:37:53,465 --> 00:37:55,095 He means on Ash Wednesday. 911 00:37:55,174 --> 00:37:56,384 [Kev] Sometimes Thursdays too. 912 00:37:56,465 --> 00:37:58,045 We are down with the Christ. 913 00:38:00,048 --> 00:38:01,928 Then the one spot we have open is all yours, 914 00:38:02,007 --> 00:38:03,927 Mr. and Mrs. Ball. 915 00:38:04,007 --> 00:38:05,757 Sorry, did you say one spot? 916 00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:07,840 [Frances] Yes, you're in luck. 917 00:38:07,923 --> 00:38:10,883 Little Emily-Jo joined her parents on their Sudan mission. 918 00:38:12,965 --> 00:38:16,255 ♪ upbeat rock music ♪ 919 00:38:16,340 --> 00:38:19,590 [cheering, overlapping chatter] 920 00:38:19,673 --> 00:38:21,133 [man] Ian, we love you! 921 00:38:21,215 --> 00:38:26,005 ♪♪♪ 922 00:38:28,590 --> 00:38:30,500 [indistinct shouting] 923 00:38:30,590 --> 00:38:35,670 ♪♪♪ 924 00:38:37,382 --> 00:38:38,922 Are you okay? 925 00:38:39,007 --> 00:38:41,467 Yeah. Just used to being in lock up. 926 00:38:41,548 --> 00:38:43,758 [chuckles] Right. 927 00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:45,960 - Who are all these people? - They're the movement. 928 00:38:46,048 --> 00:38:48,048 This is Jo, Beth, Sara, Monte, and Kimby, 929 00:38:48,132 --> 00:38:49,342 our Senior Council. 930 00:38:49,424 --> 00:38:51,004 Let's get you to the conference room. 931 00:38:51,090 --> 00:38:52,670 We told them only one selfie per person. 932 00:38:52,756 --> 00:38:54,596 - Selfies? - Our donors. 933 00:38:54,673 --> 00:38:56,883 If you give 1K or more, you get a step and repeat 934 00:38:56,965 --> 00:38:58,595 - with Gay Jesus. - Wait. Geneva, donors? 935 00:38:58,673 --> 00:39:00,003 [Geneva] For your bail. 936 00:39:00,090 --> 00:39:03,340 It's exciting, isn't it? How much we've grown. 937 00:39:03,465 --> 00:39:06,215 Because of you, thanks to you. 938 00:39:06,299 --> 00:39:08,179 Oh, give 'em the index cards. 939 00:39:08,257 --> 00:39:09,887 [Geneva] Monte wrote a statement for you. 940 00:39:09,965 --> 00:39:13,465 He used to work in publicity for Leo Burnett. 941 00:39:13,548 --> 00:39:16,258 "My harrowing and abusive time in jail"? 942 00:39:16,340 --> 00:39:18,170 Good, right? 943 00:39:18,257 --> 00:39:19,847 Prison was inspiring. 944 00:39:19,923 --> 00:39:21,843 Well, just emphasize your oppression as a gay man 945 00:39:21,923 --> 00:39:23,793 and the daily violence you endured. 946 00:39:25,090 --> 00:39:26,500 What is this? 947 00:39:26,590 --> 00:39:27,920 Oh, that's all the van torchings we've done. 948 00:39:28,007 --> 00:39:29,137 We're doing more tomorrow in your honor. 949 00:39:29,215 --> 00:39:31,095 Why? 950 00:39:31,174 --> 00:39:33,924 It's become a symbol of freeing kids from oppression. 951 00:39:34,007 --> 00:39:37,097 Oh. [chuckles] We got you this to wear. 952 00:39:37,174 --> 00:39:40,004 [exhales deeply] It'll make a great picture for the website. 953 00:39:40,090 --> 00:39:43,460 - Am I allowed to take a piss? - Sure, yeah, of course. 954 00:39:43,548 --> 00:39:45,678 It--it's around the corner, just make it quick. 955 00:39:45,756 --> 00:39:47,256 Press conference starts in ten. 956 00:39:47,340 --> 00:39:48,250 [door slams] 957 00:39:48,340 --> 00:39:53,500 ♪♪♪ 958 00:39:58,340 --> 00:40:03,500 ♪♪♪ 959 00:40:04,923 --> 00:40:08,043 ♪ Watch us disappear ♪ 960 00:40:08,132 --> 00:40:10,382 ♪ Back into the ether ♪ 961 00:40:10,465 --> 00:40:13,135 ♪♪♪ 962 00:40:13,215 --> 00:40:15,215 One point seven million. 963 00:40:15,299 --> 00:40:17,099 You hear that? 964 00:40:17,174 --> 00:40:19,424 And the Sunset Brook up in Evanston sold two years 965 00:40:19,506 --> 00:40:22,466 after initial acquisition with a $2 million profit. 966 00:40:22,548 --> 00:40:24,888 That piece of shit is sitting on a golden egg, 967 00:40:24,965 --> 00:40:26,885 and he's trying to unload that dump on me 968 00:40:26,965 --> 00:40:28,845 that hasn't been renovated since the '80s 969 00:40:28,923 --> 00:40:31,343 and has been on the market since--I--when, Liam? 970 00:40:31,424 --> 00:40:34,254 February. Asking price went down on Looper yesterday. 971 00:40:34,340 --> 00:40:36,380 - Unbelievable. - 'Cause he's a dick. 972 00:40:36,465 --> 00:40:37,885 [Ford] I told you that. 973 00:40:37,965 --> 00:40:39,295 The nursing home offering is still online. 974 00:40:39,382 --> 00:40:41,092 It says there's five partnership spots left. 975 00:40:41,174 --> 00:40:44,134 ♪ funky music ♪ 976 00:40:44,215 --> 00:40:46,345 ♪♪♪ 977 00:40:46,424 --> 00:40:48,344 [Fiona] Oh, he's a fucking liar. 978 00:40:48,424 --> 00:40:50,294 He's putting the whole thing together and he wrote me off 979 00:40:50,382 --> 00:40:51,882 as dollar store trash? 980 00:40:51,965 --> 00:40:54,345 'Cause he's a dick. I told you that. 981 00:40:54,424 --> 00:40:57,094 Can you stop reminding me that you were right? 982 00:40:57,174 --> 00:40:58,504 He try to sleep with you as well? 983 00:40:58,590 --> 00:41:00,710 Yes, he tried to sleep with me. 984 00:41:00,798 --> 00:41:02,848 No, he didn't take me seriously. 985 00:41:02,923 --> 00:41:05,043 And yes, you were completely right. 986 00:41:05,132 --> 00:41:07,172 And he's not gonna get away with it. 987 00:41:07,257 --> 00:41:09,217 Sunset Brook is coming to my neighborhood. 988 00:41:09,299 --> 00:41:11,599 It's coming to my backyard. It's gonna print money. 989 00:41:11,673 --> 00:41:13,753 [Fiona] And I want in. Come on, Liam. 990 00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:15,670 Where are we going? 991 00:41:15,756 --> 00:41:19,346 To take what's ours. 992 00:41:19,424 --> 00:41:22,044 [dogs barking in the distance] 993 00:41:22,132 --> 00:41:25,962 Don't worry, Sergeant, he won't feel any pain. 994 00:41:26,048 --> 00:41:27,928 The injection doesn't hurt. 995 00:41:28,007 --> 00:41:31,797 And he'll be buried in a grassy field down by the lake. 996 00:41:31,882 --> 00:41:33,212 [Jordan] That's a great comfort to me. 997 00:41:33,299 --> 00:41:35,139 Thank you. I love Biscuit. 998 00:41:35,215 --> 00:41:37,175 [Ralph] Of course you do. And he loves you. 999 00:41:37,257 --> 00:41:39,137 When you're ready, we'll begin. 1000 00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:43,380 Put the music on. 1001 00:41:43,465 --> 00:41:45,965 [Ralph] And, uh, toss some rose pedals. 1002 00:41:46,048 --> 00:41:47,178 Not all of them. 1003 00:41:47,257 --> 00:41:49,217 Save some for the others. 1004 00:41:49,299 --> 00:41:51,219 [gentle choral music playing on stereo] 1005 00:41:51,299 --> 00:41:55,429 There's my boy. There's my good boy. 1006 00:41:55,506 --> 00:41:57,756 God, he's a service dog? 1007 00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:01,590 Yep, General Biscuit's been with me since Afghanistan. 1008 00:42:01,673 --> 00:42:03,923 I lost an eye. 1009 00:42:04,007 --> 00:42:05,387 I gained a best friend. 1010 00:42:05,465 --> 00:42:07,755 [sniffles, pats Biscuit] 1011 00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:10,210 through thick and thin, eh, buddy? 1012 00:42:10,299 --> 00:42:13,009 ♪ Lord be with you ♪ 1013 00:42:13,090 --> 00:42:17,130 ♪ Till we meet again ♪ 1014 00:42:17,215 --> 00:42:18,965 ♪♪♪ 1015 00:42:19,048 --> 00:42:20,598 [rock music playing on stereo] 1016 00:42:20,673 --> 00:42:23,173 Over there, all right? Yo. 1017 00:42:23,257 --> 00:42:26,047 So where the hell was she? 1018 00:42:26,132 --> 00:42:28,002 Oh, it's a long story. Sorry I'm so late. 1019 00:42:28,090 --> 00:42:30,840 I'll work tonight, make up for it. 1020 00:42:30,923 --> 00:42:32,793 Don't worry about it. 1021 00:42:32,882 --> 00:42:34,632 [Lip] Hey, could you, uh, toss me the torque wrench? 1022 00:42:34,715 --> 00:42:36,635 Yeah. 1023 00:42:36,715 --> 00:42:39,005 ♪♪♪ 1024 00:42:39,090 --> 00:42:40,340 Thanks. 1025 00:42:43,756 --> 00:42:46,296 What's up? 1026 00:42:46,382 --> 00:42:50,252 ♪♪♪ 1027 00:42:50,340 --> 00:42:53,250 I wanna tell you something. As a friend. 1028 00:42:53,340 --> 00:42:56,630 Are you coming out to me, man? 1029 00:42:56,715 --> 00:42:58,635 You should sponsor that guy with the baby. 1030 00:42:58,715 --> 00:43:00,595 [chuckles] Fuck. 1031 00:43:00,673 --> 00:43:02,633 It's the next stage in your sobriety, you're ready. 1032 00:43:02,715 --> 00:43:04,965 [exhales deeply] 1033 00:43:05,048 --> 00:43:06,968 What am I supposed to say to that guy, Brad, huh? 1034 00:43:07,048 --> 00:43:09,388 "You can do it"? 1035 00:43:09,465 --> 00:43:12,715 - I can barely do it myself. - Then so say that to him. 1036 00:43:12,798 --> 00:43:15,178 Look, you've already been a sponsor without knowing it. 1037 00:43:15,257 --> 00:43:17,597 Look what you did for Youens, and for me. 1038 00:43:17,673 --> 00:43:19,423 ♪♪♪ 1039 00:43:19,506 --> 00:43:21,426 I got enough shit to be stressed about, all right? 1040 00:43:21,506 --> 00:43:23,346 Lip. 1041 00:43:23,424 --> 00:43:25,594 Helping another AA member is a hell of a lot better 1042 00:43:25,673 --> 00:43:28,593 for your sobriety than chasing after a kid who's not yours. 1043 00:43:28,673 --> 00:43:31,213 ♪♪♪ 1044 00:43:31,299 --> 00:43:33,639 Gallaghers don't sponsor. We get sponsored. 1045 00:43:33,715 --> 00:43:35,175 It's in our DNA. 1046 00:43:35,257 --> 00:43:37,217 Well, maybe you're more than your DNA. 1047 00:43:37,299 --> 00:43:40,219 At least I think you are. 1048 00:43:40,299 --> 00:43:42,429 ♪♪♪ 1049 00:43:43,506 --> 00:43:45,796 I gotta take a leak. You take 'em in there 1050 00:43:45,882 --> 00:43:47,382 and, uh, give 'em some treats 1051 00:43:47,465 --> 00:43:50,255 and, uh, make 'em feel real comfy and then get started. 1052 00:43:50,340 --> 00:43:53,000 Uh, you know, maybe we could wait a second. 1053 00:43:53,090 --> 00:43:54,880 Wait for what? 1054 00:43:54,965 --> 00:43:58,345 I mean, let 'em die naturally. They're practically dead. 1055 00:43:58,424 --> 00:44:00,634 Plus Biscuit's a vet. Deserves better. 1056 00:44:00,715 --> 00:44:02,715 I couldn't agree with you more, son, 1057 00:44:02,798 --> 00:44:04,548 but I'm a not-for-profit. 1058 00:44:04,631 --> 00:44:07,091 I get 20, 25 dogs through here a week. 1059 00:44:07,174 --> 00:44:11,094 That's a lot of dog food, doggy diapers, medications. 1060 00:44:11,174 --> 00:44:14,634 Some of them need a senior diet, and that's twice as much. 1061 00:44:14,715 --> 00:44:17,675 So, uh, get started. Chop chop. 1062 00:44:23,424 --> 00:44:25,094 - [knocking on door] - [Debbie] It's open! 1063 00:44:25,174 --> 00:44:28,094 I'll be right down, Farhad. 1064 00:44:28,174 --> 00:44:31,884 [Alex] Hello? Looking for Debbie Gallagher. 1065 00:44:31,965 --> 00:44:34,215 What the fuck are you doing here? 1066 00:44:34,299 --> 00:44:35,469 [Alex] Can I talk to you a minute? 1067 00:44:35,548 --> 00:44:37,508 No. How did you find me? 1068 00:44:37,590 --> 00:44:39,840 You told everyone in Chicago your name is Debbie Gallagher 1069 00:44:39,923 --> 00:44:41,843 and you're a welder with a vagina. 1070 00:44:41,923 --> 00:44:43,593 - [Alex] Not hard to find. - What do you want? 1071 00:44:43,673 --> 00:44:46,173 - I'm gonna be late. - I lied to you this morning. 1072 00:44:46,257 --> 00:44:48,467 There is another woman on my site. 1073 00:44:48,548 --> 00:44:49,848 Who? 1074 00:44:49,923 --> 00:44:52,173 Me. 1075 00:44:52,257 --> 00:44:54,177 [chuckles] You're a woman? 1076 00:44:54,257 --> 00:44:56,387 I don't wanna get paid 1/3 of what the dudes make. 1077 00:44:56,465 --> 00:44:58,345 It's bullshit. 1078 00:44:58,424 --> 00:45:00,674 [Alex] My last job I was the best electrician on site. 1079 00:45:00,756 --> 00:45:02,046 Foreman paid me 1/3 of what the guys got. 1080 00:45:02,132 --> 00:45:04,252 Now, I got a good gig, 1081 00:45:04,340 --> 00:45:07,000 but you saw how Neanderthal them jokers can be. 1082 00:45:07,090 --> 00:45:08,340 I'm in the lion's den. 1083 00:45:08,424 --> 00:45:11,004 I had to pull a Boys Don't Cry. 1084 00:45:11,090 --> 00:45:13,380 Wow. That's hardcore. 1085 00:45:13,465 --> 00:45:16,345 You can't tell. My foreman's a piece of dog shit. 1086 00:45:16,424 --> 00:45:19,294 ♪ rock music ♪ 1087 00:45:19,382 --> 00:45:21,002 Oh, sorry, I don't mean stare at you. 1088 00:45:21,090 --> 00:45:23,000 You just really look like a dude. 1089 00:45:23,090 --> 00:45:26,460 Yeah, yeah, I--I know. [chuckles] 1090 00:45:26,548 --> 00:45:29,508 Ah, shit, I gotta go. I'm gonna be late for work. 1091 00:45:29,590 --> 00:45:32,630 Yeah. Um... 1092 00:45:32,715 --> 00:45:34,215 [Alex] what time do you get off? 1093 00:45:34,299 --> 00:45:36,099 Maybe you wanna grab a beer later, 1094 00:45:36,174 --> 00:45:37,384 topple the patriarchy? 1095 00:45:37,465 --> 00:45:39,295 Hell yeah. I'm off at 9:00. 1096 00:45:39,382 --> 00:45:41,922 All right, then, it's a... it's a date. 1097 00:45:42,007 --> 00:45:47,177 ♪♪♪ 1098 00:45:48,048 --> 00:45:49,718 [overlapping chatter] 1099 00:45:49,798 --> 00:45:51,048 [Max] ...Because I don't know if anybody's 1100 00:45:51,132 --> 00:45:52,882 gonna be there to pick me up. 1101 00:45:52,965 --> 00:45:54,925 You still got five limited partnerships available 1102 00:45:55,007 --> 00:45:58,007 on that Sunset Brook lot. 1103 00:45:58,090 --> 00:45:59,960 [Fiona] So what the hell, Whitford? 1104 00:46:00,048 --> 00:46:02,008 Do you think I'm not smart enough? 1105 00:46:02,090 --> 00:46:04,250 Or you just like making women feel like 1106 00:46:04,340 --> 00:46:06,750 they need to fuck you to join an LLC? 1107 00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:09,210 Um... 1108 00:46:09,299 --> 00:46:11,759 This is Fiona Gallagher. She's--she's very passionate 1109 00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:13,340 about real estate. 1110 00:46:13,424 --> 00:46:15,004 I know the neighborhood. I know the people. 1111 00:46:15,090 --> 00:46:17,170 I know the old people you're gonna put in diapers. 1112 00:46:17,257 --> 00:46:18,387 I know the permits. I know the people 1113 00:46:18,465 --> 00:46:20,215 that stamp the permits. 1114 00:46:20,299 --> 00:46:23,219 I know that block like the back of my hand. 1115 00:46:23,299 --> 00:46:25,799 I got 50K in my pocket and I want in. 1116 00:46:25,882 --> 00:46:29,002 You'd need 100 to play. 1117 00:46:29,090 --> 00:46:31,790 Then I got 100 in my pocket. 1118 00:46:31,882 --> 00:46:35,132 So what do you say? 1119 00:46:35,215 --> 00:46:37,215 Am I in? Or am I out? 1120 00:46:37,299 --> 00:46:39,389 'Cause if I'm in, I'll leave. 1121 00:46:39,465 --> 00:46:42,005 But if I'm not, 1122 00:46:42,090 --> 00:46:44,790 I'm gonna keep standing here. 1123 00:46:44,882 --> 00:46:47,922 And I'm gonna eat every one of your goddamn breadsticks. 1124 00:46:48,007 --> 00:46:50,637 [dance music playing on stereo] 1125 00:46:50,715 --> 00:46:52,925 ♪♪♪ 1126 00:46:55,756 --> 00:46:57,796 Let me ask you fine gentlemen, 1127 00:46:57,882 --> 00:47:00,382 Which of these congressional candidates look like you? 1128 00:47:00,465 --> 00:47:03,885 That's a gay Latino man and a semi-hot black woman, Frank. 1129 00:47:03,965 --> 00:47:07,715 Exactly. American men used to control everything. 1130 00:47:07,798 --> 00:47:10,508 Look at a history book. We used to be the leading men. 1131 00:47:10,590 --> 00:47:12,420 Now, we're marginalized. 1132 00:47:12,506 --> 00:47:15,886 I attended a congressional debate this afternoon, 1133 00:47:15,965 --> 00:47:17,715 and you know what I experienced? 1134 00:47:17,798 --> 00:47:19,798 Reverse racism. 1135 00:47:19,882 --> 00:47:22,842 It's all diverse gays and vaginas now. 1136 00:47:22,923 --> 00:47:25,133 The tide is changing, gentlemen, 1137 00:47:25,215 --> 00:47:28,675 and it's changing too damn fast, am I right? 1138 00:47:28,756 --> 00:47:31,636 [overlapping chatter] 1139 00:47:34,174 --> 00:47:37,214 [Frank] Give me a beer. 1140 00:47:37,299 --> 00:47:39,389 I'll tell you something else. 1141 00:47:39,465 --> 00:47:41,885 They're trying to take the Old Blue Brewery away from us. 1142 00:47:41,965 --> 00:47:46,425 They wanna convert it into an LTGB-E-I-E-I-O, 1143 00:47:46,506 --> 00:47:49,756 or a--a goddamn African Art gallery? 1144 00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:51,340 So? 1145 00:47:51,424 --> 00:47:53,424 We need a candidate of our own, boys. 1146 00:47:53,506 --> 00:47:56,296 A bright, shining beacon of hope. 1147 00:47:56,382 --> 00:47:58,462 We need someone who will promote and protect 1148 00:47:58,548 --> 00:48:01,258 our values. Someone who'll make sure 1149 00:48:01,340 --> 00:48:03,790 our culture doesn't disappear. 1150 00:48:03,882 --> 00:48:07,382 Someone who sat on a barstool and stared down the gun barrel 1151 00:48:07,465 --> 00:48:09,755 that is the working class experience. 1152 00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:11,540 But who? 1153 00:48:14,132 --> 00:48:15,882 What about Mo White? 1154 00:48:15,965 --> 00:48:18,505 - He died. - [Frank] He did? Are you sure? 1155 00:48:18,590 --> 00:48:20,590 He did--somebody check. Did he die? 1156 00:48:20,673 --> 00:48:23,383 Uh, says here he's alive, just retired. 1157 00:48:23,465 --> 00:48:26,965 Well, that's perfect. Mo White is a genius idea. 1158 00:48:27,048 --> 00:48:30,348 He was a true American congressman. 1159 00:48:30,424 --> 00:48:33,924 He loosened the liquor license rules so that the Irish 1160 00:48:34,007 --> 00:48:35,887 would have some place to drink. 1161 00:48:35,965 --> 00:48:37,385 - ♪ patriotic music ♪ - He helped rebuild Comiskey. 1162 00:48:37,465 --> 00:48:39,715 He put in bocce for our Italian brothers. 1163 00:48:39,798 --> 00:48:42,548 - A--and--and horse-shoe pits. - That's right. 1164 00:48:42,631 --> 00:48:44,091 Didn't he keep the Chris Columbus memorial 1165 00:48:44,174 --> 00:48:45,254 from being torn down? 1166 00:48:45,340 --> 00:48:46,880 [Frank] You bet your ass he did. 1167 00:48:46,965 --> 00:48:48,795 Mo White is a friend of the South Side. 1168 00:48:48,882 --> 00:48:51,712 We gotta find Mo White and write White in. 1169 00:48:51,798 --> 00:48:54,548 [Frank] We need seed money for his campaign. 1170 00:48:54,631 --> 00:48:56,131 Ten bucks. I'll go first. 1171 00:48:56,215 --> 00:48:58,175 Give me that. Ten bucks. 1172 00:48:58,257 --> 00:49:00,007 Everybody, ten bucks. What do you say? 1173 00:49:00,090 --> 00:49:01,250 Come on, yeah. 1174 00:49:01,340 --> 00:49:03,500 The fundraising starts right now. 1175 00:49:03,590 --> 00:49:06,170 The campaign pot is coming around. 1176 00:49:06,257 --> 00:49:09,177 Hey, let's make Chicago white again. 1177 00:49:09,257 --> 00:49:10,887 - [all] Yeah. - [chuckles] 1178 00:49:10,965 --> 00:49:14,215 - Mo White, Mo White... - [all chanting] Mo White... 1179 00:49:14,299 --> 00:49:16,969 ♪ patriotic music ♪ 1180 00:49:17,048 --> 00:49:21,098 ♪♪♪ 1181 00:49:21,174 --> 00:49:24,344 I got it. Mo White, Mo White. 1182 00:49:24,424 --> 00:49:28,134 Yeah. Mo White, Mo White, Mo White. 1183 00:49:28,215 --> 00:49:30,385 [dogs howl, whimper] 1184 00:49:30,465 --> 00:49:32,005 [door opens and closes] 1185 00:49:32,090 --> 00:49:33,790 [dogs barking] 1186 00:49:33,882 --> 00:49:35,962 [Carl] Yeah, I know this isn't the Ritz-Carlton, 1187 00:49:36,048 --> 00:49:38,798 but the Gallagher basement beats the murder van, guys. 1188 00:49:38,882 --> 00:49:41,542 I got you guys some water. 1189 00:49:41,631 --> 00:49:45,001 I'm gonna do a Petco run. Any requests? 1190 00:49:45,090 --> 00:49:47,790 No? All right, well, you guys just relax, 1191 00:49:47,882 --> 00:49:50,592 take all the time you need, just die naturally. 1192 00:49:50,673 --> 00:49:52,383 All right? Take care. 1193 00:49:52,465 --> 00:49:54,255 [dogs whining] 1194 00:49:55,882 --> 00:49:57,752 [dogs barking] 1195 00:50:01,382 --> 00:50:04,292 [grunts] Jesus Christ. Ian. 1196 00:50:04,382 --> 00:50:06,252 - When'd you get out? - Today. 1197 00:50:06,340 --> 00:50:08,130 Welcome home. You look good. 1198 00:50:08,215 --> 00:50:10,885 Did you lean out in there? 1199 00:50:13,382 --> 00:50:15,292 So... 1200 00:50:15,382 --> 00:50:17,922 what'd I miss around here? 1201 00:50:18,007 --> 00:50:20,137 You know, same old, same old. 1202 00:50:21,923 --> 00:50:24,253 Well, I gotta go pick up like 80 pounds of kibble. 1203 00:50:24,340 --> 00:50:26,670 You know, catch up later? 1204 00:50:26,756 --> 00:50:28,886 Yeah, yeah. 1205 00:50:28,965 --> 00:50:30,345 Wait, who's the girl on my bed? 1206 00:50:30,424 --> 00:50:32,754 Uh, that's Xan, Lip's kid. 1207 00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:34,920 [door closes] 1208 00:50:35,007 --> 00:50:37,547 So... 1209 00:50:37,631 --> 00:50:39,341 you're both going to nursery school 1210 00:50:39,424 --> 00:50:42,294 and you'll both have on the exact same outfit, 1211 00:50:42,382 --> 00:50:44,752 but you can't ever be in the same room at the same time. 1212 00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:46,750 Gemma, Daddy's gonna drop you off at the back door. 1213 00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:49,630 And Amy, Mommy's gonna drop you off at the front door. 1214 00:50:49,715 --> 00:50:51,175 [Veronica] And Amy, if you're on the play ground 1215 00:50:51,257 --> 00:50:52,217 that means you, Gemma, 1216 00:50:52,299 --> 00:50:53,799 you gotta be in the classroom. 1217 00:50:53,882 --> 00:50:55,752 And Gemma, if you're in the arts room, 1218 00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:58,670 then Amy, you're gonna have to hide in your cubby. 1219 00:50:58,756 --> 00:51:00,296 And you're both named Amy now. 1220 00:51:00,382 --> 00:51:03,712 There is no Gemma. Gemma doesn't exist anymore. 1221 00:51:03,798 --> 00:51:06,348 Only Amy. And you're devout Catholics, 1222 00:51:06,424 --> 00:51:09,344 so cross yourselves a lot, like this. 1223 00:51:09,424 --> 00:51:10,924 - [giggles] - Good. 1224 00:51:11,007 --> 00:51:12,717 Okay. 1225 00:51:12,798 --> 00:51:15,048 This is going to be 1226 00:51:15,132 --> 00:51:18,542 a super fun secret family game, right? 1227 00:51:18,631 --> 00:51:21,131 We love you Amy. We love you, Fake Amy. 1228 00:51:21,215 --> 00:51:23,885 We love you, Fake Amy. 1229 00:51:23,965 --> 00:51:26,925 ♪ solemn music ♪ 1230 00:51:27,007 --> 00:51:31,887 ♪♪♪ 1231 00:51:37,756 --> 00:51:39,796 [Lip] Hey. How's it going, man? 1232 00:51:39,882 --> 00:51:41,252 ♪♪♪ 1233 00:51:41,340 --> 00:51:42,840 I'm here. 1234 00:51:42,923 --> 00:51:45,543 Yeah. 1235 00:51:45,631 --> 00:51:48,291 [Lip] Hey. 1236 00:51:48,382 --> 00:51:51,292 Coming in? 1237 00:51:51,382 --> 00:51:56,462 ♪♪♪ 1238 00:52:01,382 --> 00:52:04,462 [baby crying] 1239 00:52:09,506 --> 00:52:11,886 [Lip] Hey, man, I tell you what. Why don't we go in together? 1240 00:52:11,965 --> 00:52:14,345 Huh? 1241 00:52:14,424 --> 00:52:17,544 Uh, I'll sponsor you. Come on. 1242 00:52:17,631 --> 00:52:19,421 [baby crying] 1243 00:52:19,506 --> 00:52:21,846 Come on, sweetie, come on. Come on, you're okay. 1244 00:52:21,923 --> 00:52:24,543 ♪♪♪ 1245 00:52:24,631 --> 00:52:28,291 We'll get some pie after and talk. 1246 00:52:28,382 --> 00:52:30,212 I know a good place. 1247 00:52:30,299 --> 00:52:31,969 I don't eat pie. 1248 00:52:32,048 --> 00:52:35,178 Now you do. 1249 00:52:43,048 --> 00:52:45,428 - Can I help you? - [Frank] Mo White? 1250 00:52:45,506 --> 00:52:47,596 Yeah. 1251 00:52:47,673 --> 00:52:49,713 Yeah, who are you? 1252 00:52:49,798 --> 00:52:51,758 ♪ rock music ♪ 1253 00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:55,340 Sir, your country needs you. 1254 00:52:55,424 --> 00:52:58,254 ♪♪♪ 1255 00:52:58,340 --> 00:53:00,420 Uh-huh? 1256 00:53:00,506 --> 00:53:02,006 [Fiona] All right, pick your poison. 1257 00:53:02,090 --> 00:53:04,170 - Grape or punch? - [Liam] Punch. 1258 00:53:04,257 --> 00:53:07,007 ♪ The world ♪ 1259 00:53:07,090 --> 00:53:09,000 ♪ Passed it on to somebody else ♪ 1260 00:53:09,090 --> 00:53:11,040 We did it. 1261 00:53:11,132 --> 00:53:12,712 [laughs] 1262 00:53:12,798 --> 00:53:15,548 Gallagher finally made it off first base. 1263 00:53:15,631 --> 00:53:17,001 ♪♪♪ 1264 00:53:17,090 --> 00:53:19,420 ♪ Whoa ♪ 1265 00:53:19,506 --> 00:53:21,796 ♪ Oh ♪ 1266 00:53:21,882 --> 00:53:26,752 ♪ Taking bets from Bangkok to France ♪ 1267 00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:29,540 ♪ Why sit down when you wanna da-- ♪ 1268 00:53:40,007 --> 00:53:41,217 [man] Hand. 1269 00:53:41,299 --> 00:53:42,849 Chest. 1270 00:53:42,923 --> 00:53:44,343 Cock. 1271 00:53:44,424 --> 00:53:46,504 And fire. 1272 00:53:46,590 --> 00:53:49,290 Chest. And fire. 1273 00:53:49,382 --> 00:53:52,422 Chest. And fire. 1274 00:53:52,506 --> 00:53:56,296 Chest. Shoulder. 1275 00:53:56,382 --> 00:53:58,542 [plays "Taps" on trumpet] 1276 00:53:58,631 --> 00:54:00,251 ♪♪♪ 1277 00:54:00,340 --> 00:54:02,000 [Lip] What the fuck? It's 5:00 in the morning, 1278 00:54:02,090 --> 00:54:03,710 Carl. 1279 00:54:03,798 --> 00:54:06,218 [Debbie] It's a goddamn dog, Carl. 1280 00:54:06,299 --> 00:54:08,549 ♪♪♪ 1281 00:54:08,631 --> 00:54:11,541 ♪ rock music playing ♪ 1282 00:54:11,631 --> 00:54:16,751 ♪♪♪