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<i>♪♪ rock music ♪♪</i>

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You missed it, didn't ya?

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You don't know
what happened last week.

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You want me to tell you?
Give me 100 bucks.

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Come on, 100 bucks,
I'll tell you what ha--

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Okay, 50 bucks!
You make a good living!

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Give me some fucking money!

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You want to know
what happened or not?

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Well then, fuck you.
I'm not telling you.

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It's my goal to get you all

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safely across the border
into Canada.

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- Do you see anybody?
- No, I don't see--

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Hello. Wrong side
of the border, boys, eh?

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You can find your own
rich dude to control.

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I am past
my prime whoring years.

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Top ten places
to look for rich dudes.

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Number one: high-end pubs.

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We're taking you
sugar-daddy shopping.

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[Nessa] I saw you took
the "For Rent" sign down.

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[sighs]
It's about time I got

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something of my own
for a change.

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[Ford]
You're pretty damn intriguing.

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[Fiona] How intriguing?

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There was, uh, an accident
at my building,

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one of the roofer guys
fell off the roof.

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- Is he okay?
- I think he broke his ankle.

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If there's anything that
I can do to help.

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Thank you.

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[Eddie]
<i>What, Youens still?</i>

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I can't stop picturing him
in an orange jumpsuit

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for the rest of his life.

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You're a good fucking friend,

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but you can't fix everything.

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You still on that Bible shit?

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Yeah, I'm proving to
my online haters

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that Jesus is a fag hag.

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Another gaycorcism's going down.

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Gotta gather the kids.

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- Who are you?
- I'm his girlfriend.

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- Check this out.
- Wow.

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[yelling] You're
yelling at me right now!

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[yelling]
Because you're being crazy!

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Yes, I'll marry you!

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Fucking hell yes!

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[crying]
Oh, my God...

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<i>♪♪ rock music ♪♪</i>

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♪♪♪♪♪♪

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<i>♪♪ Think of all
the luck you got ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ Know that
it's not for naught ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ You were beaming
once before ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ What is this downside ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ That you speak of? ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ What is this feeling ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ You're so sure of? ♪♪</i>

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♪♪♪♪♪♪

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<i>♪♪ Round up
the friends you got ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ Know that
they're not for naught ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ You were willing
once before ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ What is this downside ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ That you speak of? ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ What is this feeling ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ You're so sure of? ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ upbeat rock music ♪♪</i>

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[Lip] Ah, you're, uh,
still at it.

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Yeah, I'm trying to figure out

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where all the
gay-hating churches are.

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There's like one
in every neighborhood.

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Homophobia's back in style.

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Not for long.

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[Ian] I've got more kids coming
for a meeting tonight.

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- [Ian] Youens still in jail?
- Yeah.

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Yeah, I'm actually gonna
go check on him later today.

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Oh.

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♪♪♪♪♪♪

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Hey, they've got
a retirement calculator.

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I fucking love the internet.

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I'll roll over my 401K
from Lumber Lawn and Lighting.

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And then I add
my estimated yearly earnings.

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What are you doing, Frank?

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[Frank] Planning my retirement.

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Time to reflect on
my accomplishments

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and to bask in the spoils
of a life well-lived.

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You mean leech off your kids

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and drink booze
out of a backpack?

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- [knocking on door]
- You guys, Farhad found me

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a temp job that
pays 40 bucks an hour!

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- Oh, yeah?
- Some nighttime welding gig.

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I don't know, nighttime welding?
Sounds kind of sketchy, Debs.

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Took me two weeks to make
300 bucks walking dogs.

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I can handle sketchy.

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Expenses? Alcohol and drugs
is non-negotiable.

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Clothing? Yes,
the occasional golf shirt

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or swimwear for leisurely
retirement pursuits.

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[Celia]
<i>Hola, hola,</i> good morning.

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- [Frank] No mortgage...
- [Celia gasps softly]

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<i>Hola, mi cielito.
Como estás?</i>

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[Frank] No rent...

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Are you ready to have a nice day
with your <i>abuelita?</i>

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[soft chuckle]

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[Celia speaking Spanish]

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- [baby babbles]
- [kisses] I'll change you.

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- [Kassidi] Good morning, boo.
- Did you make all this?

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Yes.
For you, bae.

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I am going to cook for you
every day,

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and dinner too,
and then blow jobs for dessert.

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I'm going to be
the best fucking wife.

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[soft squeal]

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[Frank] The age
I'd like to retire,

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based on my current age?

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Well... they're identical, so.

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[phone chimes]

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I--

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W--this makes no sense.

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Let me see.

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Come on.

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All right, you need...
23 grand annually to retire.

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And you are short by about...

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22 grand.

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Sounds right to me.

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Oh, fuck that.

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I've got engagement presents!

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The vibrations
will lift up your follicles

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so that the blades cut
below your skin.

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[Frank] Thank you.

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[Kassidi] And a Nintendo 3DS
for Liam.

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Dope.

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And a Zen garden

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with a tiny, little sand rake
for you.

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And, um, a Fitbit for Ian.

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Sweet.

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And... hot rollers for you.

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Cool.

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And for you, my sweet,
hot bitch... [soft giggle]

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[Kassidi] I found it.

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- What is it?
- [giggles]

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[Carl] Is that blood?

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Is that your blood?

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Yeah.
It's your blood now.

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You possess me,
and vice versa.

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Here.
Come here.

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I'll try not to nick an artery.

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[Debbie] Gross.

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[mouths words]

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[nervous chuckle]

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[traffic honking faintly]

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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Nice color.

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It's called "Dangerous Robot."

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I'm doing the bathroom
in Liquid Kitty.

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What happened to just "blue"?

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Blue... is not badass.

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Well, neither is Liquid Kitty;
it sounds like a dyke bar.

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Why don't you just paint it
"Wet Pussy"?

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Benjamin Moore
didn't have that one.

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It took me forever to choose.

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What is my taste, even?

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Ghetto chic.

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[soft laugh]
That's by necessity, not choice.

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Well, you're asking
the wrong gal.

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Mel handles this shit.

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And her style's like...

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resort meets brothel.

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[soft laugh]
That's perfect for a nursery.

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You guys start
picking out cribs?

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Crib, singular.

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We're down a fetus.
I miscarried.

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Oh, shit.

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It's okay.

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I mean, yeah, it sucks, but

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we hadn't figured
we'd both get pregnant.

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Least now I can drink.
Got any beer?

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- Yeah, go help yourself.
- [soft chuckle]

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Well, how's Mel taking it?

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I haven't told her yet.

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Maybe I'll eat smoked salmon
and raw eggs in front of her,

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and see if she notices.

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- [laughs]
- [cell phone buzzes]

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"Hey, stranger.

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Picking up some chairs
for a client.

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Wanna join and grab
some furniture for your flat?"

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- Is that Ford?
- Mm-hmm.

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Say yes.
He's like a furniture savant.

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So the last time I saw him,

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we kissed,
and then he threw me out.

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Well, said he had to work.

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I have never waited this long
for someone to bang me.

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It's kind of fun, weirdly.

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For now.

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Guy better be an animal in bed.

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I wouldn't know.

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I closed my eyes and
pictured Scarlett Johansson.

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But I've heard
glowing accounts.

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Well, if I find out
before I'm 40,

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I'll let you know.

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[laughs]

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[rock music playing]

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Any bites yet?

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Maybe we should change
her profile description.

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What does it say now?

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"Sassy Russian ex-prostitute

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seeks single geriatric male

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with piles of money
and a terminal illness."

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Subtle.

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Guy named Gerald
seems interested.

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Luxury cigar importer.

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Hey, guess what we're doing.

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I can find my own rich husband.

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We know that you can,
but if a wealthy cigar importer

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comes into The Alibi tonight,
it won't kill you

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to smile and have a drink.

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What is the point of smiling?

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Make other people feel good.

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I make people feel good
other ways.

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Yes, you do.

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But there are some situations

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where hand jobs
are not appropriate.

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♪♪♪♪♪♪

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American mid-century modern.

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Mm.

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That's cool.

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Reference to the Danish
design movement of the 1950s.

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[soft laugh]

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Try it.

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- It's comfy.
- Mm-hmm.

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- Not sure it's me though.
- Says who?

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You get to choose that.
That's what design is for.

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- [footsteps approaching]
- Decide who you want to be.

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<i>speaking Greek</i>

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<i>- speaking Greek
- speaking Greek</i>

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<i>speaks Greek</i>

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Thank you.

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- What the fuck was that?
- Uh, Greek.

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I lived in a monastery
in Macedonia for a while.

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Of course you did.

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And I just scored you
a $2,000 chair for 450,

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which is insane.

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[scoffs] I'm not gonna spend
$450 on a chair.

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It's not a chair.

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It's an investment
in your future self.

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[sighs]

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How much
that building cost you?

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[stammers]
It was a lot more than I had.

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Why'd you buy it then?

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You're good.

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[buzzer blares faintly]

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- Hi.
- Hi. Inmate's name?

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It's, uh, Clyde Youens.

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- [keys clacking]
- Y-O-U-E-N-S.

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[clears throat]

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I'm sorry, he's deceased.

253
00:09:51,092 --> 00:09:51,968
What?

254
00:09:52,552 --> 00:09:55,179
There was an incident.
He didn't survive.

255
00:09:57,473 --> 00:09:59,183
W--when?

256
00:09:59,392 --> 00:10:00,685
[keys clacking]

257
00:10:02,853 --> 00:10:03,646
Tuesday.

258
00:10:03,854 --> 00:10:06,899
Next of kin was contacted
and the body was claimed.

259
00:10:07,984 --> 00:10:09,443
<i>♪♪ somber alternative music ♪♪</i>

260
00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:10,861
Next.

261
00:10:11,070 --> 00:10:16,033
♪♪♪♪♪♪

262
00:10:17,159 --> 00:10:17,952
- Hi.
- Hey.

263
00:10:19,412 --> 00:10:20,955
[man] Here for Paddy, 4629...

264
00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:37,680
♪♪♪♪♪♪

265
00:10:54,196 --> 00:10:56,449
[Trina] They're kicking him out
of the hospital in the morning.

266
00:10:57,074 --> 00:10:59,076
[Linc] And how is
this my problem, huh?

267
00:10:59,452 --> 00:11:00,828
He fell.
I didn't push him.

268
00:11:01,037 --> 00:11:02,872
He worked six hours;
he'll get his 150 bucks

269
00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:04,498
when the job is done
and I get paid.

270
00:11:04,707 --> 00:11:05,791
That's how this works.

271
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:06,959
[Trina]
We're not leaving this spot

272
00:11:07,168 --> 00:11:08,127
until we get out our money.

273
00:11:08,336 --> 00:11:09,253
Whatever!

274
00:11:11,631 --> 00:11:13,174
Sorry to bother you.

275
00:11:13,591 --> 00:11:15,384
Do you mind if my kids
use your bathroom?

276
00:11:20,348 --> 00:11:21,349
Sure.

277
00:11:23,017 --> 00:11:24,226
[woman] We love you, Ian!

278
00:11:24,435 --> 00:11:25,478
[man] There he is.
Look, it's Ian.

279
00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:27,271
- Ian! Ian!
- Can you come to our...

280
00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:29,982
- [Ian] What's up, guys?
- My boyfriend is gonna flip.

281
00:11:30,191 --> 00:11:31,359
He can't stop talking about you.

282
00:11:31,567 --> 00:11:33,402
Could you, uh,
record a message for him?

283
00:11:33,611 --> 00:11:34,737
His name's Nico James.

284
00:11:34,945 --> 00:11:36,697
Mr. Gallagher,
hi, I'm Reverend Murphy.

285
00:11:36,906 --> 00:11:38,616
I'm a pastor at
Trinity and Life Evangelical--

286
00:11:38,824 --> 00:11:40,284
Oh, we don't need
any more ministers,

287
00:11:40,493 --> 00:11:42,036
but if you want to give money,
that'd be cool--

288
00:11:42,244 --> 00:11:43,496
I'm not here for me.

289
00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:45,748
Some folks from my church
wanted to meet you.

290
00:11:45,956 --> 00:11:47,375
This is Alice.

291
00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:49,877
Her parents put her through
conversion therapy twice.

292
00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:52,004
She has something for you.

293
00:11:53,047 --> 00:11:54,465
Go on, honey.

294
00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:03,182
Wow.

295
00:12:03,391 --> 00:12:04,517
That, uh, tha--

296
00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:06,686
you drew this?
Thank you.

297
00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:08,771
Can you, like, heal people?

298
00:12:09,438 --> 00:12:10,690
I'm a paramedic, so...

299
00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:12,525
Well, when are you gonna
perform your next miracle?

300
00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:15,236
[Ian] Oh, no, I don't
perform miracles.

301
00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:17,405
Do you--I'm sorry,
I only saw the one video.

302
00:12:17,613 --> 00:12:19,532
- What is your ministry, again?
- I don't have one.

303
00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:20,783
I just kind of show up

304
00:12:20,991 --> 00:12:23,160
to these conversion things
and argue with assholes.

305
00:12:23,369 --> 00:12:25,329
I... lead meetings at this
youth center if you guys want--

306
00:12:25,538 --> 00:12:26,580
[Jack] My boyfriend needs help.

307
00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:28,999
Could you talk to him?

308
00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:33,629
[crowd murmuring softly]

309
00:12:33,838 --> 00:12:35,631
[crowd clamoring]

310
00:12:36,841 --> 00:12:38,467
[exhales]

311
00:12:38,676 --> 00:12:40,428
[sighs]

312
00:12:40,636 --> 00:12:43,013
[indistinct radio chatter]

313
00:12:44,098 --> 00:12:47,059
Oh, well, lookee here,
Mr. Popularity.

314
00:12:47,268 --> 00:12:48,894
- Mr. Viral Sensation.
- Okay.

315
00:12:49,103 --> 00:12:51,063
Mr. King of the Queens.

316
00:12:51,272 --> 00:12:53,107
Kind of hoping
they'll lose interest.

317
00:12:53,315 --> 00:12:54,734
Yeah, well, there's more
and more of them every day.

318
00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:56,152
They're blocking
the garage door.

319
00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:57,570
I'm gonna have to
park the ambulance

320
00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:59,447
outside by the curb
so I don't accidentally

321
00:12:59,655 --> 00:13:00,531
run somebody over.

322
00:13:00,740 --> 00:13:02,324
What do they even want?

323
00:13:02,533 --> 00:13:03,409
Uh--

324
00:13:04,285 --> 00:13:06,162
Guess they just want
to be seen by...

325
00:13:06,370 --> 00:13:07,997
someone who sees 'em back.

326
00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:09,498
Oh, please.

327
00:13:09,707 --> 00:13:11,459
Looks to me like they want to
douse you in syrup

328
00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:13,419
and slurp you up with a spoon.

329
00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:16,839
Could be down for that.

330
00:13:18,132 --> 00:13:20,009
[very soft laugh]

331
00:13:20,551 --> 00:13:21,635
That chair suits you.

332
00:13:22,928 --> 00:13:24,388
Might be the first time
I bought something

333
00:13:24,597 --> 00:13:26,265
I didn't actually need.

334
00:13:27,016 --> 00:13:28,267
Beautiful, functional
everyday objects

335
00:13:28,476 --> 00:13:29,643
should be affordable.

336
00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:31,479
My idea of affordable is
looting the house

337
00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:34,398
of the neighbor who just OD'd
so I don't gotta buy new shit.

338
00:13:34,607 --> 00:13:37,693
I've got an old coffee maker
that needs a loving home.

339
00:13:37,902 --> 00:13:40,446
Ooh.
Now you're talking.

340
00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:42,656
Maybe I'll come by
your place later?

341
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:44,492
- Pick it up?
- I got plans tonight.

342
00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:45,743
I'll drop it off tomorrow.

343
00:13:45,951 --> 00:13:48,913
- [faucet squeaks]
- [water splashing]

344
00:13:51,290 --> 00:13:52,374
How long have they
been in there?

345
00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:53,793
About 20 minutes.

346
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:54,960
- Are they bathing?
- [child laughs]

347
00:13:55,169 --> 00:13:57,087
I think they might be.

348
00:13:57,296 --> 00:13:58,464
[softly]
Why would they do that?

349
00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:00,633
You think they're homeless?

350
00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:04,595
- [Trina speaking indistinctly]
- [water splashing]

351
00:14:08,808 --> 00:14:10,142
[door clicks]

352
00:14:10,351 --> 00:14:11,602
[lock twists]

353
00:14:14,605 --> 00:14:16,816
Jesus, you startled me.

354
00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:18,901
I didn't think
anybody else had keys.

355
00:14:19,485 --> 00:14:20,820
I'm sorry, who are you?

356
00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:22,738
Oh, I'm Lip.
Um.

357
00:14:23,948 --> 00:14:25,574
Phillip Gallagher.

358
00:14:25,783 --> 00:14:26,659
Who are you?

359
00:14:27,117 --> 00:14:28,786
I'm--I'm Tabitha, his daughter.

360
00:14:29,328 --> 00:14:31,330
I--um, are you a student?

361
00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:32,790
No, I was.

362
00:14:32,998 --> 00:14:35,501
I was helping him
after the accident.

363
00:14:37,503 --> 00:14:39,922
Accident? I thought
he was arrested for a DUI.

364
00:14:41,549 --> 00:14:42,633
You know what?
It's okay.

365
00:14:42,842 --> 00:14:44,134
I don't even want to know.

366
00:14:45,219 --> 00:14:47,555
[sighs]
Jesus Christ, this week.

367
00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:51,934
You--you do know he's dead,
right?

368
00:14:53,519 --> 00:14:54,520
What happened?

369
00:14:55,312 --> 00:14:57,231
He had, uh, a seizure.

370
00:14:57,773 --> 00:14:59,441
Alcohol withdrawal.
Hit his head.

371
00:15:00,109 --> 00:15:01,652
- Jesus.
- Yeah.

372
00:15:03,362 --> 00:15:04,655
There's a memorial service
tomorrow,

373
00:15:04,864 --> 00:15:06,991
and the students are welcome
to say a few words if you like.

374
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,243
Oh, no one told me.

375
00:15:09,451 --> 00:15:11,620
The school said
they sent out an email.

376
00:15:11,829 --> 00:15:13,956
I-I-I'm sorry,
who are you again?

377
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:17,251
I picked up your dad...
from jail,

378
00:15:17,877 --> 00:15:18,711
after the DUI.

379
00:15:19,253 --> 00:15:21,130
I bought him groceries.
I--

380
00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:22,715
Did he pay you?

381
00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:24,550
No, he didn't pay me.

382
00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:28,846
He...
covered the cost of my rehab.

383
00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:30,848
And he got me an internship.

384
00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:32,057
He-he tried to
convince the school

385
00:15:32,266 --> 00:15:33,225
to revoke my expulsion.

386
00:15:33,434 --> 00:15:34,894
He listened to me.
He...

387
00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:37,730
listened to me about everything.

388
00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:40,983
Well, glad you were
so well-parented by my dad.

389
00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,696
Look, I-I have this covered.

390
00:15:45,905 --> 00:15:47,448
You can leave your key
on the way out.

391
00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:50,075
Thanks.

392
00:15:50,910 --> 00:15:51,785
Sure.

393
00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:56,832
[sighs]

394
00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:07,551
[upbeat rock music playing]

395
00:16:08,427 --> 00:16:09,345
Here you are, sir.

396
00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:11,013
On the house.

397
00:16:11,221 --> 00:16:13,098
- Oh, thank you.
- Of course.

398
00:16:13,599 --> 00:16:16,185
Our elders are
a precious resource.

399
00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:18,020
Thanks for staying alive.

400
00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:19,772
I'll drink to that.

401
00:16:20,898 --> 00:16:23,442
<i>♪♪ 'Cause ♪♪</i>

402
00:16:23,651 --> 00:16:24,985
<i>♪♪ You dance... ♪♪</i>

403
00:16:25,194 --> 00:16:29,365
♪♪♪♪♪♪

404
00:16:29,573 --> 00:16:31,283
My, my.

405
00:16:31,909 --> 00:16:33,452
You must be Svetlana.

406
00:16:33,661 --> 00:16:36,246
Wow.
What a knockout.

407
00:16:36,914 --> 00:16:37,915
Good evening, ma'am.

408
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,292
May I procure you a cocktail?

409
00:16:40,918 --> 00:16:41,794
Vodka.

410
00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:44,672
Your profile was, uh,

411
00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:46,966
quite provocative.

412
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:50,135
You were an escort
for a time, weren't you?

413
00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:51,553
Hand whore.

414
00:16:51,762 --> 00:16:53,305
Occasional
cocksucking and fucking.

415
00:16:53,514 --> 00:16:54,431
What is your name?

416
00:16:55,391 --> 00:16:57,059
- Gerald.
- "Gerald."

417
00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:59,520
Sounds like bald man
drowning in hot soup.

418
00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:00,688
Huh?

419
00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:02,523
There you are, m'lady.

420
00:17:03,607 --> 00:17:04,942
[Gerald]
What would it run me if, uh,

421
00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:07,653
you and I were to take
a walk out to my vehicle

422
00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:10,114
and you were to
keep me company for 30 minutes?

423
00:17:10,322 --> 00:17:12,491
♪♪♪♪♪♪

424
00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:14,243
$900,000.

425
00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:16,745
[laughs]

426
00:17:16,954 --> 00:17:19,123
[chuckles]

427
00:17:19,331 --> 00:17:20,791
Forty bucks.

428
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,377
And you take off your shoes
so I don't get any...

429
00:17:23,961 --> 00:17:25,129
dirt on my seat.

430
00:17:25,963 --> 00:17:27,631
- [blow lands]
- Oh!

431
00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:28,924
[grunts]

432
00:17:29,133 --> 00:17:32,177
<i>♪♪ You got hotness ♪♪</i>

433
00:17:32,386 --> 00:17:33,178
<i>♪♪ To get your body... ♪♪</i>

434
00:17:33,387 --> 00:17:34,471
Could've gone worse.

435
00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:35,806
Don't know how.

436
00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:41,311
It sucks when people use God as
an excuse for their own hatred,

437
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:45,441
and when it's your family,
it's the worst.

438
00:17:45,649 --> 00:17:46,525
Look,

439
00:17:47,735 --> 00:17:49,445
I know you don't
want to hurt your parents,

440
00:17:49,653 --> 00:17:51,655
but sometimes they forget.

441
00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:55,367
God creates us all
in his own image.

442
00:17:55,576 --> 00:17:57,286
We gotta jog their memory.

443
00:17:57,494 --> 00:18:00,581
If they believe that God hates
the same people as they do,

444
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:03,876
well, they're creating God
in their image.

445
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,836
- [crowd murmurs, snaps fingers]
- That's right. That's right.

446
00:18:06,045 --> 00:18:09,048
[Ian] We all have a Holy Spirit.

447
00:18:10,007 --> 00:18:11,592
- We're all holy.
- [snaps fingers]

448
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:12,760
- We're all divine...
- [Kassidi sighs]

449
00:18:12,968 --> 00:18:14,136
Jesus, listen to that.

450
00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:16,680
[Kassidi] Oh, I know.
He's like a prophet.

451
00:18:16,889 --> 00:18:18,057
And he's super hot too.

452
00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:20,434
Like hot gay Jesus.
[soft laugh]

453
00:18:23,854 --> 00:18:25,689
"Hot gay Jesus."

454
00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:28,859
Bet we can make money
off of that.

455
00:18:29,068 --> 00:18:30,235
How?

456
00:18:30,444 --> 00:18:32,488
Ring the right bell
for the right causes,

457
00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:34,573
the guilt-ridden
pry open their wallets.

458
00:18:34,782 --> 00:18:36,450
It's Pavlovian.

459
00:18:36,909 --> 00:18:39,703
Righteousness
is very marketable.

460
00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:41,830
[Fiona] What's that all about?

461
00:18:42,039 --> 00:18:44,124
Uh, just a queer
religious rebellion

462
00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:46,710
led by your gay brother.
No biggie.

463
00:18:46,919 --> 00:18:48,295
[Ian] We all have
the Trinity inside of us.

464
00:18:48,504 --> 00:18:49,963
I'd like to read a passage
from Romans now.

465
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:52,966
<i>♪♪ rousing jazzy music ♪♪</i>

466
00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:55,511
- Who are we hiding from?
- [Farhad] The union workers.

467
00:18:55,719 --> 00:18:56,804
We gotta wait till
they leave for the night.

468
00:18:57,012 --> 00:18:58,472
- How do we get paid?
- Cash.

469
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,265
We meet tomorrow, location TBA,

470
00:19:00,474 --> 00:19:01,558
and they'll text the address.

471
00:19:01,767 --> 00:19:04,311
My God.
This is so exciting.

472
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:09,316
♪♪♪♪♪♪

473
00:19:09,525 --> 00:19:10,984
Everybody, let's go, let's go.

474
00:19:17,783 --> 00:19:18,992
OMG.
That was amazing.

475
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:20,285
Your brother is,
like, everything.

476
00:19:20,494 --> 00:19:22,037
And they all ate my popovers.

477
00:19:22,246 --> 00:19:23,956
God, I am really fucking happy.

478
00:19:24,498 --> 00:19:25,707
- Are you?
- Yeah.

479
00:19:25,916 --> 00:19:27,543
But are you, like,
really fucking happy

480
00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:28,877
or are you just, like, meh?

481
00:19:29,086 --> 00:19:30,420
I'm really fuckin' happy.

482
00:19:30,629 --> 00:19:32,965
Yay.
[soft squeal]

483
00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:35,551
- Hey, what you writing?
- A list.

484
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,845
"Swiss Army knife, stun gun,

485
00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:39,555
retractable night stick,"
what-what is this shit?

486
00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:40,931
List for school.
Give it back.

487
00:19:41,140 --> 00:19:43,100
Wait, military school?

488
00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:44,810
You said that
you weren't going back.

489
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:46,311
We're engaged!

490
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,230
I never said
I wasn't going back.

491
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:49,648
I've been packing my duffel bag
all week.

492
00:19:49,857 --> 00:19:50,858
Oh, I'm sorry.

493
00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:52,151
I guess I've been just too busy

494
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:53,610
buying your fuckin' family shit

495
00:19:53,819 --> 00:19:55,404
and-and making
a fucking life for us.

496
00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:57,906
Meanwhile, you've just
been shitting all over it.

497
00:19:58,115 --> 00:20:00,284
Why did we even bother
getting engaged?

498
00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:03,078
Why did I fucking
cut myself for you?

499
00:20:03,287 --> 00:20:04,663
[Carl, muffled] We'll
make it work; you'll come visit.

500
00:20:04,872 --> 00:20:06,540
- [Carl] We'll scout motels.
- [Kassidi, muffled] Motels?

501
00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:08,959
What am I, a prostitute?

502
00:20:09,168 --> 00:20:10,878
[Carl] No, I never said that!

503
00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:12,963
[Kassidi] You are so
full of shit, Carl!

504
00:20:13,172 --> 00:20:15,465
- You don't even love me!
- [Carl] Of course I love you!

505
00:20:15,674 --> 00:20:16,967
[Kassidi] Well,
you don't love me enough!

506
00:20:17,176 --> 00:20:18,635
[Carl] Then how do I
prove it to you?

507
00:20:18,844 --> 00:20:20,512
[Kassidi]
Um, you're not supposed to ask

508
00:20:20,721 --> 00:20:23,056
how you prove to love somebody,
you should just prove it.

509
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:24,892
[Carl] Well, obviously
it's not fuckin' enough.

510
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,185
[Kassidi] Uh, yeah,
because your real goal is

511
00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:27,978
to go back to military school.

512
00:20:28,187 --> 00:20:30,439
Of course that doesn't
make me think that you love me!

513
00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:33,442
[muffled argument
continues indistinctly]

514
00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:36,445
<i>♪♪ somber ambient music ♪♪</i>

515
00:20:36,653 --> 00:20:41,617
♪♪♪♪♪♪

516
00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:45,996
[Kassidi, yelling, muffled]
I want you to stay here

517
00:20:46,205 --> 00:20:47,623
and be my husband!

518
00:20:48,874 --> 00:20:50,125
Reverend Murph,

519
00:20:50,334 --> 00:20:51,418
this is my sister Fiona.

520
00:20:51,627 --> 00:20:53,378
- Pleasure.
- Hi.

521
00:20:54,588 --> 00:20:56,256
I'm super impressed, dude.

522
00:20:56,465 --> 00:20:57,716
The only way I can
get that many people

523
00:20:57,925 --> 00:21:00,052
is if I offer free pizza.
[soft laugh]

524
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:02,054
No, it's just
'cause of that video.

525
00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:04,806
No.
You got something, man.

526
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:06,308
Bunch of folks
who couldn't make it

527
00:21:06,516 --> 00:21:07,976
already messaged me
about the next one.

528
00:21:08,477 --> 00:21:09,770
Oh, I definitely can't
fit more people in here

529
00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:11,271
than I did tonight.

530
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,649
Would you feel weird
about using our parish hall?

531
00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:15,400
No pressure.

532
00:21:15,609 --> 00:21:17,444
Just shoot me a text
when you decide,

533
00:21:17,653 --> 00:21:18,695
I'll send you the address.

534
00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:22,157
- Thanks for the beer.
- [bottles clink]

535
00:21:25,619 --> 00:21:28,247
[door opens, shuts]

536
00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:29,623
How's the new place?

537
00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:33,543
Small.
Quiet.

538
00:21:34,044 --> 00:21:36,255
- I bought a chair.
- Oh.

539
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,174
Your, uh, fellowship thing

540
00:21:39,383 --> 00:21:41,426
seems to be doing well.

541
00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:44,096
First Gallagher
to become famous for something

542
00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:45,764
other than larceny or assault.

543
00:21:45,973 --> 00:21:47,474
Ha, yeah.

544
00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:49,643
It's, uh...

545
00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:52,813
it's getting pretty out of hand.

546
00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:54,856
I got people showing up
at my home,

547
00:21:55,065 --> 00:21:57,317
church place, work.

548
00:21:58,193 --> 00:22:00,153
I had to shut down
my Facebook page.

549
00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:02,531
So why not quit
if you hate it so much?

550
00:22:03,115 --> 00:22:04,533
I don't.

551
00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:07,953
- Just...trying to manage it.
- [footsteps descending]

552
00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:11,415
[sighs] She's back to flipping
out again about military school.

553
00:22:11,915 --> 00:22:14,251
Says I can't go
'cause we're engaged.

554
00:22:14,459 --> 00:22:15,919
Wait, you're actually engaged?

555
00:22:16,128 --> 00:22:18,547
- I thought that was a joke.
- Don't marry her.

556
00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:20,132
I can't lose her.

557
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:21,633
She's fun, hot,

558
00:22:21,842 --> 00:22:22,843
rich, hot.

559
00:22:23,343 --> 00:22:24,219
She loves me.

560
00:22:24,428 --> 00:22:25,429
No one's ever
loved me this hard.

561
00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:27,222
Do not marry her, okay?

562
00:22:27,431 --> 00:22:28,974
She is a fucking psycho.

563
00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:31,518
- [Frank] Marry her.
- [door opens, toilet flushing]

564
00:22:31,727 --> 00:22:33,979
Hear me and heed me.

565
00:22:34,187 --> 00:22:38,775
Do not let that frothing piece
of lady meat out of your sight.

566
00:22:38,984 --> 00:22:40,694
[Frank] She has a trust fund.

567
00:22:40,902 --> 00:22:41,862
Get joint checking.

568
00:22:42,070 --> 00:22:45,407
And whatever you do,
do not sign a prenup.

569
00:22:46,116 --> 00:22:47,326
Hey.

570
00:22:47,784 --> 00:22:50,203
It's Gay Jesus.
[soft laugh]

571
00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:51,038
[door shuts]

572
00:22:51,246 --> 00:22:52,873
Can I have this?

573
00:22:54,207 --> 00:22:57,210
[machinery grinding]

574
00:23:13,894 --> 00:23:15,645
[man] Hey!
Scabs!

575
00:23:15,854 --> 00:23:16,813
- [indistinct shouting]
- [tools clanking]

576
00:23:17,147 --> 00:23:18,565
- [man] Go, go!
- [man] Fuckin' run!

577
00:23:18,774 --> 00:23:19,608
- [man] Oh, fuck!
- [man] Get back here!

578
00:23:19,816 --> 00:23:21,276
Debbie!
Debbie, run!

579
00:23:21,485 --> 00:23:23,779
<i>♪♪ heavy rock music ♪♪</i>

580
00:23:23,987 --> 00:23:25,614
Come here, you motherfucker!

581
00:23:25,822 --> 00:23:26,823
[grunts]

582
00:23:27,032 --> 00:23:31,995
♪♪♪♪♪♪

583
00:23:34,748 --> 00:23:37,751
[train scraping steadily]

584
00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:41,630
[soft moan]

585
00:23:57,521 --> 00:23:59,064
[sighs, sniffs]

586
00:24:15,580 --> 00:24:16,873
[ambulance honks]

587
00:24:19,584 --> 00:24:22,170
[engine rumbling]

588
00:24:22,379 --> 00:24:24,673
[brakes squeak]

589
00:24:36,184 --> 00:24:36,935
Hey!

590
00:24:37,144 --> 00:24:38,353
[Fiona] How ya feeling?

591
00:24:38,562 --> 00:24:39,479
Like shit.

592
00:24:39,938 --> 00:24:41,189
Sorry to hear that.

593
00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:44,151
Your boss emailed me.

594
00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:46,445
He finished the job,
sent me an invoice.

595
00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:49,030
[Fiona] Probably want to track
him down so you can get paid.

596
00:24:49,239 --> 00:24:50,532
Thanks for the heads up.

597
00:24:55,412 --> 00:24:56,580
[sighs]

598
00:24:58,081 --> 00:25:00,750
Okay.
You did really well last night.

599
00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:03,503
[Veronica] However, we need
to tone down the rage a little.

600
00:25:03,712 --> 00:25:05,422
You're not gonna get anywhere
if your date thinks

601
00:25:05,630 --> 00:25:07,716
you want to murder him
the second he ties the knot.

602
00:25:07,924 --> 00:25:09,718
- What if I do?
- Great question.

603
00:25:09,926 --> 00:25:13,889
Which brings us to Part A
of our plan: etiquette.

604
00:25:14,097 --> 00:25:15,265
[clears throat]

605
00:25:16,641 --> 00:25:18,977
Rich guys are old school.

606
00:25:19,436 --> 00:25:21,396
They want a lady to be a lady.

607
00:25:21,938 --> 00:25:23,732
A man wants to feel powerful.

608
00:25:24,316 --> 00:25:25,108
Really powerful.

609
00:25:25,317 --> 00:25:27,027
So let him dominate
the conversation.

610
00:25:27,527 --> 00:25:29,237
Act like he's
totally fascinating.

611
00:25:29,446 --> 00:25:30,655
I cannot do this.

612
00:25:30,864 --> 00:25:32,699
Okay, this brings us
to Part B of our plan.

613
00:25:32,908 --> 00:25:33,867
[sighs]

614
00:25:35,952 --> 00:25:38,622
This is a tiny microphone.
Attach it to your shirt.

615
00:25:38,830 --> 00:25:41,625
<i>♪♪ mischievous jazzy music ♪♪</i>

616
00:25:41,833 --> 00:25:43,585
[sighs]

617
00:25:43,793 --> 00:25:46,796
This is a tiny earpiece.
Put this in your ear.

618
00:25:47,255 --> 00:25:48,840
Oh, come on, Svet.
You're Russian.

619
00:25:49,382 --> 00:25:51,092
This is spy shit.
It's in your DNA.

620
00:25:51,301 --> 00:25:55,096
♪♪♪♪♪♪

621
00:25:55,305 --> 00:25:57,390
Testing, testing.
Can you hear me?

622
00:25:57,807 --> 00:25:58,600
You are right there.

623
00:25:58,808 --> 00:26:00,644
I meant in the thingy.

624
00:26:04,064 --> 00:26:04,940
Can you hear me?

625
00:26:05,315 --> 00:26:06,274
Yes.

626
00:26:06,483 --> 00:26:07,859
[Kev] <i>Okay.
Do everything I say.</i>

627
00:26:08,068 --> 00:26:08,902
Scratch your nose.

628
00:26:11,446 --> 00:26:13,240
Tuck your hair behind your ear.

629
00:26:15,075 --> 00:26:16,159
<i>Excellent.</i>

630
00:26:16,701 --> 00:26:18,787
<i>Say, "Kevin Ball
has a sexy voice."</i>

631
00:26:19,287 --> 00:26:20,580
Why should I lie?

632
00:26:20,956 --> 00:26:21,998
Say it.

633
00:26:23,667 --> 00:26:25,961
Kevin Ball has a sexy voice.

634
00:26:26,169 --> 00:26:27,212
Mmm.

635
00:26:30,882 --> 00:26:32,467
What the fuck was that
last night?

636
00:26:33,260 --> 00:26:34,553
I never said it was risk-free.

637
00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:36,096
[scoffs]
You also never said

638
00:26:36,304 --> 00:26:37,847
we'd be running for our lives.

639
00:26:38,056 --> 00:26:39,849
Why'd they hire us instead
of hiring their own guys?

640
00:26:40,058 --> 00:26:41,226
Scabs are non-union.

641
00:26:41,434 --> 00:26:44,145
Union guys get overtime,
pension, health.

642
00:26:44,354 --> 00:26:47,148
So we're screwing over a union
we want to join someday?

643
00:26:47,357 --> 00:26:48,984
If we don't take the work,
someone else will.

644
00:26:49,192 --> 00:26:50,527
It's wrong and it's dangerous.

645
00:26:50,735 --> 00:26:51,861
I'm never being a scab again.

646
00:26:52,070 --> 00:26:53,321
[cell phone horn beeps]

647
00:26:54,823 --> 00:26:56,783
Hey, just got a tip
for another gig.

648
00:26:56,992 --> 00:26:58,118
Pays even more.

649
00:27:00,161 --> 00:27:02,163
Five hundred.

650
00:27:02,372 --> 00:27:03,331
I'm in.

651
00:27:03,540 --> 00:27:06,334
<i>♪♪ upbeat rock music ♪♪</i>

652
00:27:06,543 --> 00:27:11,506
♪♪♪♪♪♪

653
00:27:12,924 --> 00:27:13,800
Hi.

654
00:27:14,759 --> 00:27:16,219
What you got there?

655
00:27:16,845 --> 00:27:18,471
- Free appliance.
- [soft laugh]

656
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:20,515
Works great if you're patient.

657
00:27:20,724 --> 00:27:22,517
Is that a shitty,
old percolator?

658
00:27:22,726 --> 00:27:24,477
It's Italian.
It's art.

659
00:27:24,686 --> 00:27:25,770
[soft laugh]

660
00:27:27,230 --> 00:27:28,481
Hey.

661
00:27:28,690 --> 00:27:30,442
What are you guys
still doing here?

662
00:27:31,234 --> 00:27:32,193
We can't leave.

663
00:27:32,402 --> 00:27:34,029
Rodney won't
fit in the car with his leg.

664
00:27:34,237 --> 00:27:37,115
Plus, our AC is busted.

665
00:27:37,324 --> 00:27:38,742
You know anybody with an SUV?

666
00:27:38,950 --> 00:27:40,869
Or I can take you somewhere.
Where you headed?

667
00:27:44,748 --> 00:27:46,708
Is there, uh, some family
you can stay with

668
00:27:46,916 --> 00:27:48,418
or maybe an old neighbor?

669
00:27:48,627 --> 00:27:50,253
Oh, we've been looking
into some charity housing,

670
00:27:50,462 --> 00:27:52,339
but they all have a wait list.

671
00:27:52,547 --> 00:27:54,466
I know someone
who works with local shelters.

672
00:27:54,674 --> 00:27:57,093
I can ask him if he maybe knows
a place that could take you.

673
00:27:57,552 --> 00:27:59,804
- [Rodney] Wow, you'd do that?
- Sure.

674
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:04,476
<i>♪♪ rock music ♪♪</i>

675
00:28:04,684 --> 00:28:09,648
♪♪♪♪♪♪

676
00:28:24,162 --> 00:28:24,829
[Kassidi] Hey.

677
00:28:25,038 --> 00:28:25,914
What the fuck?

678
00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:27,499
Hey, baby.

679
00:28:27,707 --> 00:28:29,501
You cut up all my uniforms?

680
00:28:29,709 --> 00:28:31,169
Well, I weighed out
the pros and cons,

681
00:28:31,378 --> 00:28:32,921
and I made a decision
for our family.

682
00:28:33,129 --> 00:28:34,756
I think that it's
better for everyone

683
00:28:34,964 --> 00:28:36,216
that you don't
go back to school.

684
00:28:36,424 --> 00:28:38,093
We have a wedding to plan.
[blows]

685
00:28:38,301 --> 00:28:39,552
Kassidi.

686
00:28:39,761 --> 00:28:41,012
Don't say my name like that.

687
00:28:41,221 --> 00:28:43,014
- Kassidi--
- Do not

688
00:28:43,223 --> 00:28:45,100
say my name like that,
I mean it, Carl.

689
00:28:45,308 --> 00:28:47,227
Kassidi, this is not a joke!

690
00:28:47,435 --> 00:28:49,396
I am going back
to military school.

691
00:28:49,604 --> 00:28:51,022
I hate you!

692
00:28:51,898 --> 00:28:52,941
Hey!

693
00:28:53,149 --> 00:28:54,609
- [Kassidi crying]
- Fuck. Wait!

694
00:28:54,818 --> 00:28:56,319
[Kassidi, muffled]
You can't leave me! I'll die!

695
00:28:56,528 --> 00:28:58,113
Hey, what the fuck!
You're not gonna die!

696
00:28:58,321 --> 00:28:59,739
We're gonna see each other
like once a week!

697
00:28:59,948 --> 00:29:01,408
- [Kassidi] I can't!
- Open up the door!

698
00:29:01,616 --> 00:29:03,076
- [Kassidi] I need you!
- What the fuck? You kidding me?

699
00:29:03,284 --> 00:29:04,577
[Kassidi] This engagement
is bullshit!

700
00:29:04,786 --> 00:29:06,037
What?
What the fuck?

701
00:29:06,246 --> 00:29:07,831
I paid like 100 bucks for that!

702
00:29:08,039 --> 00:29:09,124
- [Kassidi] Fuck you!
- Come on!

703
00:29:09,332 --> 00:29:10,417
[Kassidi] Fuck you!
Fuck you!

704
00:29:10,625 --> 00:29:13,837
Oh, my God!
What do you want me to do?

705
00:29:14,587 --> 00:29:16,423
Marry me before you leave,
dumbass.

706
00:29:16,631 --> 00:29:17,799
You love me, right?

707
00:29:18,007 --> 00:29:19,467
Then what's
the point in waiting?

708
00:29:19,676 --> 00:29:21,678
[sighs]
Okay, fine.

709
00:29:21,886 --> 00:29:23,596
- Today?
- Yeah, sure.

710
00:29:23,805 --> 00:29:24,806
[exhales]

711
00:29:25,014 --> 00:29:27,392
<i>♪♪ I was in so deep ♪♪</i>

712
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,394
But--do you have a fake ID?

713
00:29:29,602 --> 00:29:31,229
- Yeah.
- [exhales] [kisses]

714
00:29:31,438 --> 00:29:33,314
<i>♪♪ My same ole story ♪♪</i>

715
00:29:33,523 --> 00:29:35,191
<i>♪♪ And the weight is all ♪♪</i>

716
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:36,693
<i>♪♪ The weight is all on me ♪♪</i>

717
00:29:36,901 --> 00:29:38,403
- Hey.
- Hey.

718
00:29:38,987 --> 00:29:39,779
Where's Ian?

719
00:29:39,988 --> 00:29:41,448
I don't know.
I haven't seen him.

720
00:29:41,656 --> 00:29:42,657
Fuck.

721
00:29:43,366 --> 00:29:45,493
He was supposed to be here
like an hour ago to help set up.

722
00:29:45,702 --> 00:29:47,829
Doing this thing about
careers in emergency services

723
00:29:48,037 --> 00:29:49,330
for our Life Skills program.

724
00:29:49,539 --> 00:29:52,292
Shit-ton of people signed up
because of him, but...

725
00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:53,710
whatever.

726
00:29:54,252 --> 00:29:55,170
What's up?

727
00:29:55,378 --> 00:29:56,713
Uh, one of the guys

728
00:29:56,921 --> 00:29:58,465
who was working on my roof
got hurt.

729
00:29:58,673 --> 00:30:00,258
He's gonna be out of work
for a few months,

730
00:30:00,467 --> 00:30:02,677
and his family's
living out of a car.

731
00:30:02,886 --> 00:30:04,137
I was wondering if you might
know any

732
00:30:04,345 --> 00:30:06,181
family shelters
that could take him?

733
00:30:06,389 --> 00:30:08,975
Um, I might, actually.
Follow me.

734
00:30:12,437 --> 00:30:14,606
So, uh, what's your take
on this whole, uh,

735
00:30:14,814 --> 00:30:17,400
Ian ambushing
all those ministers?

736
00:30:18,026 --> 00:30:18,985
Uh, [sighs]

737
00:30:19,194 --> 00:30:21,571
not really sure
what to make of it.

738
00:30:21,780 --> 00:30:22,614
Ah, yeah.

739
00:30:22,822 --> 00:30:24,991
I mean, part of me is psyched

740
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:26,785
that he's helping people, but

741
00:30:26,993 --> 00:30:29,037
another part is, I don't know,

742
00:30:29,245 --> 00:30:31,372
kind of bummed that I have to
crowbar my way into his life

743
00:30:31,581 --> 00:30:33,374
if I want to see him.

744
00:30:33,583 --> 00:30:34,250
Oh.

745
00:30:35,627 --> 00:30:37,170
This place is decent.

746
00:30:37,378 --> 00:30:38,880
I'll call over and
get everything squared away

747
00:30:39,088 --> 00:30:39,881
and let you know.

748
00:30:40,507 --> 00:30:41,132
- Thanks.
- Yeah.

749
00:30:41,341 --> 00:30:42,926
And, hey, if you see Ian,
please...

750
00:30:43,134 --> 00:30:44,010
- Yes.
- Thank you.

751
00:30:44,219 --> 00:30:45,094
Will do.

752
00:30:45,678 --> 00:30:47,055
- Thanks.
- Yeah.

753
00:30:47,764 --> 00:30:48,723
[sniffs]

754
00:30:48,932 --> 00:30:51,559
[footsteps descending]

755
00:30:53,102 --> 00:30:55,146
The fuck is this, Frank?

756
00:30:55,355 --> 00:30:57,774
[Frank] Son, I don't think
I've articulated

757
00:30:57,982 --> 00:31:00,652
how impressed I am
with your recent endeavors.

758
00:31:00,860 --> 00:31:02,779
I knew you were talented,
but, uh...

759
00:31:02,987 --> 00:31:05,615
"The Church of Gay Jesus."
Is this a jumbo shirt?

760
00:31:06,157 --> 00:31:07,033
To reach the masses,

761
00:31:07,242 --> 00:31:09,244
you've got to
embrace merchandising

762
00:31:09,452 --> 00:31:11,663
to take your brand
to the next level.

763
00:31:11,996 --> 00:31:15,250
Uh, how about T-shirts
proudly displaying your message?

764
00:31:15,458 --> 00:31:16,960
Well, I-I don't have a church.

765
00:31:17,168 --> 00:31:18,461
And I'm not fuckin' Jesus.

766
00:31:18,670 --> 00:31:20,338
Tongue in cheek, son.

767
00:31:21,005 --> 00:31:23,842
When you repurpose
a-an iconic logo

768
00:31:24,050 --> 00:31:25,677
for the-the sake of kitsch,

769
00:31:25,885 --> 00:31:29,806
you present an ironic critique
of American consumerism.

770
00:31:30,014 --> 00:31:31,808
And if that logo

771
00:31:32,016 --> 00:31:33,977
just happens to resemble a...

772
00:31:34,185 --> 00:31:35,979
giant, throbbing penis,

773
00:31:36,187 --> 00:31:37,772
what could be
more counterculture?

774
00:31:37,981 --> 00:31:40,733
It looks like a hot dog.
And the lettering sucks.

775
00:31:40,942 --> 00:31:44,445
Revolutions don't come
wrapped in a cute ribbon.

776
00:31:44,654 --> 00:31:46,489
You want to bring down
power structures?

777
00:31:46,990 --> 00:31:48,324
You want to get
in the face of people

778
00:31:48,533 --> 00:31:50,535
who are peddling
corroded ideals?

779
00:31:50,743 --> 00:31:54,038
You need a uniform
that screams authenticity.

780
00:31:54,247 --> 00:31:56,666
We didn't pay
Chinese factory orphans

781
00:31:56,875 --> 00:31:58,167
three cents an hour
to make these.

782
00:31:58,376 --> 00:32:00,753
No, this is our living room.

783
00:32:01,337 --> 00:32:02,630
Our hands.
Our sweat.

784
00:32:02,839 --> 00:32:04,299
Talk about grassroots.

785
00:32:04,507 --> 00:32:06,175
[sighs]

786
00:32:06,384 --> 00:32:09,345
I have a meeting tonight at
Trinity and Life Evangelical.

787
00:32:09,554 --> 00:32:11,014
You can hawk
your shit there, but

788
00:32:11,222 --> 00:32:13,683
everything you make
has to go to Trevor's kids.

789
00:32:13,892 --> 00:32:16,311
Oh, come on!
This is my retirement fund.

790
00:32:18,187 --> 00:32:19,397
Twenty percent.

791
00:32:19,981 --> 00:32:21,357
Thirty?

792
00:32:21,566 --> 00:32:24,903
Okay, 95 percent,
and we appreciate your business.

793
00:32:26,738 --> 00:32:29,657
And this has been
a rough few years.

794
00:32:29,866 --> 00:32:30,992
[soft laugh]

795
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:33,202
Needless to say,
it hasn't been that easy

796
00:32:33,411 --> 00:32:34,537
being around my dad.

797
00:32:34,746 --> 00:32:36,080
But my favorite memory of him

798
00:32:36,289 --> 00:32:37,916
is this thing that he would do.

799
00:32:38,124 --> 00:32:40,460
[inhales]
So he would be in his office,

800
00:32:40,668 --> 00:32:44,756
hunched over paperwork,
and I'd knock.

801
00:32:44,964 --> 00:32:47,216
And he'd look up, confused.

802
00:32:48,384 --> 00:32:49,552
And then, boom.

803
00:32:50,595 --> 00:32:54,015
It's the--the biggest,
warmest smile.

804
00:32:54,557 --> 00:32:57,685
That is the version of my dad
that I'm going to remember.

805
00:32:57,894 --> 00:32:59,812
And I'm grateful
for every moment

806
00:33:00,021 --> 00:33:01,856
that I had with him

807
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:03,650
when he was just him.

808
00:33:03,858 --> 00:33:05,443
<i>♪♪ soft somber rock music ♪♪</i>

809
00:33:05,652 --> 00:33:08,863
You hear about these professors
who go the extra mile

810
00:33:09,405 --> 00:33:10,448
to help a student.

811
00:33:11,741 --> 00:33:14,953
But what Youens did for me
went above and beyond that.

812
00:33:15,161 --> 00:33:16,663
Got me my first real job.

813
00:33:16,871 --> 00:33:19,415
Listened to me
bitch about my family.

814
00:33:19,624 --> 00:33:20,500
He was there for me.

815
00:33:20,708 --> 00:33:22,126
[Wendy] He got me internships,

816
00:33:22,418 --> 00:33:24,545
wrote dozens of letters
of recommendation,

817
00:33:25,171 --> 00:33:27,423
personally called
the dean at Carnegie Mellon

818
00:33:27,632 --> 00:33:29,926
to get me into the
robotics doctoral program.

819
00:33:30,593 --> 00:33:32,887
Told me once,
he wished he'd been a poet.

820
00:33:33,513 --> 00:33:35,723
And he showed me something
he'd written.

821
00:33:36,349 --> 00:33:38,351
Said I was the only person

822
00:33:38,559 --> 00:33:40,186
he trusted enough to show.

823
00:33:41,771 --> 00:33:42,981
That poem was awful.
[soft laugh]

824
00:33:43,189 --> 00:33:44,065
[crowd laughs softly]

825
00:33:44,273 --> 00:33:46,192
And no matter how busy he was,

826
00:33:46,651 --> 00:33:49,028
Youens always
made time to talk to me.

827
00:33:49,529 --> 00:33:51,447
He helped me with
whatever I needed,

828
00:33:51,906 --> 00:33:55,827
listen, offer advice,
wise counsel.

829
00:33:56,035 --> 00:33:57,745
Day or night,
it didn't matter,

830
00:33:57,954 --> 00:34:00,623
when you called or
knocked on his door,

831
00:34:00,832 --> 00:34:02,250
he always answered.

832
00:34:04,377 --> 00:34:05,878
Always.

833
00:34:06,087 --> 00:34:07,755
<i>♪♪ You could ever
really love me... ♪♪</i>

834
00:34:07,964 --> 00:34:09,549
[John]
He was like a father to me.

835
00:34:11,592 --> 00:34:13,344
I honestly don't know
where I'd be without him today.

836
00:34:13,553 --> 00:34:15,596
<i>♪♪ It's in your head... ♪♪</i>

837
00:34:15,805 --> 00:34:19,142
[John] He invested his
time and energy to make sure

838
00:34:19,350 --> 00:34:21,477
I didn't become a total fuck-up.

839
00:34:21,686 --> 00:34:22,645
He didn't have to.

840
00:34:22,854 --> 00:34:24,063
[door opens]

841
00:34:24,272 --> 00:34:26,566
I'm still not sure why he did.

842
00:34:26,774 --> 00:34:29,861
Okay.
My friend found you a place.

843
00:34:30,069 --> 00:34:31,362
It's a family shelter.

844
00:34:31,571 --> 00:34:32,947
They'll have a room for you
in two days.

845
00:34:33,156 --> 00:34:35,324
Girls, we've got
a place to live.

846
00:34:35,533 --> 00:34:38,411
They can take us
in two days, you said?

847
00:34:38,619 --> 00:34:40,038
Mm-hmm.

848
00:34:40,496 --> 00:34:43,416
Oh, we've got the tarp
if it rains again.

849
00:34:52,050 --> 00:34:53,843
Why don't you just
stay here for two nights?

850
00:34:54,385 --> 00:34:55,636
Really?

851
00:34:56,137 --> 00:34:58,056
Yeah.
Not a problem.

852
00:34:58,264 --> 00:35:00,099
I'll just, uh,
I'll crash at my old place.

853
00:35:00,308 --> 00:35:02,560
- [exhales]
- Oh, my God, Fiona.

854
00:35:02,769 --> 00:35:05,063
Thank you.
You're a lifesaver.

855
00:35:05,271 --> 00:35:08,733
<i>♪♪ upbeat alternative music ♪♪</i>

856
00:35:08,941 --> 00:35:12,236
We should go get a blanket
and a bottle of champagne,

857
00:35:12,445 --> 00:35:15,531
go in the park, and lay
in the grass as man and wife,

858
00:35:15,740 --> 00:35:18,409
and let the moon and the stars
bless our union.

859
00:35:18,618 --> 00:35:20,912
[soft squeal]

860
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:21,913
[camera shutter clicks]

861
00:35:22,121 --> 00:35:23,539
[squeals]
Cute!

862
00:35:23,748 --> 00:35:26,209
[Lynn] Now serving: 103.

863
00:35:26,417 --> 00:35:27,168
Oh!

864
00:35:27,376 --> 00:35:28,461
Yay!
That's us.

865
00:35:28,669 --> 00:35:30,004
Okay, come on.

866
00:35:30,213 --> 00:35:32,048
[exhales]

867
00:35:32,256 --> 00:35:37,053
♪♪♪♪♪♪

868
00:35:37,261 --> 00:35:38,930
All set.

869
00:35:39,138 --> 00:35:42,892
Your marriage license is valid
for 60 days in Cook County only.

870
00:35:43,101 --> 00:35:44,393
There's a one-day waiting period

871
00:35:44,602 --> 00:35:46,145
before the license
becomes effective.

872
00:35:46,354 --> 00:35:49,524
Wait.
So we can't get married today?

873
00:35:49,732 --> 00:35:51,818
You can get married
at this exact time tomorrow.

874
00:35:52,819 --> 00:35:55,404
What the fuck?
This sucks.

875
00:35:56,114 --> 00:35:57,031
[scoffs]

876
00:36:04,413 --> 00:36:05,206
[sighs]

877
00:36:05,414 --> 00:36:07,458
I look like a fucking
First Lady.

878
00:36:07,875 --> 00:36:08,543
Here.

879
00:36:08,751 --> 00:36:09,627
Go cross your legs

880
00:36:09,836 --> 00:36:12,380
and pretend to be captivated.

881
00:36:15,466 --> 00:36:16,968
Smokey to Bobcat.

882
00:36:17,176 --> 00:36:18,886
Do you hear me?
Over.

883
00:36:20,221 --> 00:36:21,889
What are you guys up to?

884
00:36:22,098 --> 00:36:25,017
We're trying to get Svetlana
married off to a rich dude.

885
00:36:25,226 --> 00:36:26,644
So...

886
00:36:26,853 --> 00:36:28,604
you just gave 'em your place,
just like that?

887
00:36:28,813 --> 00:36:30,481
What else was I supposed to do?

888
00:36:31,232 --> 00:36:33,776
Man, I was really digging
my quiet mornings

889
00:36:33,985 --> 00:36:35,736
away from Gallagher chaos.

890
00:36:35,945 --> 00:36:37,321
And it's extra bad right now

891
00:36:37,530 --> 00:36:39,657
'cause of Ian's
gay messiah shit.

892
00:36:39,866 --> 00:36:41,951
He should read
Pope Leo the 13th's

893
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:43,911
encyclical on property rights.

894
00:36:44,829 --> 00:36:46,414
I'll pass it on.

895
00:36:48,374 --> 00:36:50,251
You know, whiskey is actually

896
00:36:50,793 --> 00:36:52,962
clear when it
comes off the still.

897
00:36:53,504 --> 00:36:55,840
It gets the caramel color
from the barrel--

898
00:36:56,048 --> 00:36:57,842
You know, I'm just--
I'm just gonna say this.

899
00:36:58,050 --> 00:36:59,260
Sometimes it feels like

900
00:36:59,468 --> 00:37:01,345
it doesn't even matter
that I'm sitting here.

901
00:37:01,554 --> 00:37:03,306
I know all the places
you've lived.

902
00:37:03,514 --> 00:37:04,891
I know all the languages
you speak.

903
00:37:05,099 --> 00:37:07,768
I've met your exes,
your baby mamas, your spawn.

904
00:37:07,977 --> 00:37:11,522
And yet, you have never asked
one question about me.

905
00:37:11,731 --> 00:37:13,024
Did you know that I became

906
00:37:13,232 --> 00:37:15,484
legal guardian
of my siblings when I was 23?

907
00:37:15,693 --> 00:37:17,153
Or that I dropped out
of high school,

908
00:37:17,361 --> 00:37:19,155
but then I went back
and I got my GED?

909
00:37:19,363 --> 00:37:20,948
Yes, actually, I did.

910
00:37:22,575 --> 00:37:24,744
And I know you did it
to convince your genius brother

911
00:37:24,952 --> 00:37:27,121
who's a recovering alcoholic
to stay in college.

912
00:37:27,872 --> 00:37:30,082
I know you got left at
the altar by your junkie fiancé

913
00:37:30,291 --> 00:37:32,627
with whom you were
very much in love.

914
00:37:32,835 --> 00:37:35,546
- How?
- 'Cause I ask around.

915
00:37:35,755 --> 00:37:37,215
There's some other stuff I know.

916
00:37:37,423 --> 00:37:38,883
You're fiercely protective
of your family.

917
00:37:39,091 --> 00:37:40,343
You're generous.

918
00:37:40,927 --> 00:37:42,011
Like today, for example,

919
00:37:42,220 --> 00:37:44,180
you gave your apartment
to a homeless family.

920
00:37:45,765 --> 00:37:48,517
You are so very much yourself.

921
00:37:49,352 --> 00:37:50,978
You don't even have to try.

922
00:37:53,439 --> 00:37:56,234
And frankly, you scare
the fuckin' shit out of me.

923
00:37:58,236 --> 00:37:59,654
[chuckles]

924
00:38:01,948 --> 00:38:03,241
[door creaks open]

925
00:38:18,130 --> 00:38:19,382
[Kev] It's him.
It's him.

926
00:38:20,383 --> 00:38:21,842
Svet, Svet.

927
00:38:22,051 --> 00:38:25,596
The buzzard is in the tuba.
The buzzard is in the tuba.

928
00:38:25,805 --> 00:38:27,348
- The what?
- I have no idea.

929
00:38:27,556 --> 00:38:28,683
I've never done this before.

930
00:38:33,854 --> 00:38:35,648
[softly]
What's she saying?

931
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:38,943
I can't hear anything.

932
00:38:39,151 --> 00:38:42,905
I can't hear anything.
We never tested the microphone.

933
00:38:44,115 --> 00:38:46,075
All right, well,
she needs to relax.

934
00:38:46,284 --> 00:38:48,077
Tell her to lean in a little.

935
00:38:49,453 --> 00:38:51,163
Svetlana, lean in a little.

936
00:38:52,290 --> 00:38:52,915
Too far.
Too far.

937
00:38:53,124 --> 00:38:54,667
[Kev] Too far.
Too far.

938
00:38:56,419 --> 00:38:57,962
Take a sip of your drink.

939
00:38:59,005 --> 00:39:00,506
[Kev] Sip, not gulp.

940
00:39:01,382 --> 00:39:03,467
Tell her to-to ask him
about something.

941
00:39:03,676 --> 00:39:04,719
All right.
All right.

942
00:39:04,927 --> 00:39:05,761
All right, Svet.

943
00:39:05,970 --> 00:39:08,014
Ask him about his mother.

944
00:39:08,681 --> 00:39:09,473
No, not his mother.

945
00:39:09,682 --> 00:39:11,976
[Kev] Ask him about
his favorite sports teams.

946
00:39:12,184 --> 00:39:13,144
Allergies--
what the hell

947
00:39:13,352 --> 00:39:15,396
do people talk about on dates?

948
00:39:15,855 --> 00:39:17,815
[Veronica] Did she just drop
her earpiece in her drink?

949
00:39:22,361 --> 00:39:23,070
[Kev] Oh, no.

950
00:39:23,279 --> 00:39:25,031
She's gonna grab his cock,
isn't she?

951
00:39:29,869 --> 00:39:31,954
Mm-hmm.
Called that one.

952
00:39:32,163 --> 00:39:32,788
[both] T-shirts!

953
00:39:32,997 --> 00:39:34,999
Each garment has been worn
by the man himself.

954
00:39:35,207 --> 00:39:36,000
- And blessed!
- T-shirts.

955
00:39:36,208 --> 00:39:37,626
$50 suggested donation.

956
00:39:37,835 --> 00:39:39,128
The white one?
Okay. Thank you.

957
00:39:39,337 --> 00:39:40,504
T-shirts, T-shirts.

958
00:39:40,713 --> 00:39:41,589
T-shirts,
get your T-shirts here!

959
00:39:41,797 --> 00:39:43,257
Nice turnout.

960
00:39:43,466 --> 00:39:45,801
Only half of them are regulars.

961
00:39:46,010 --> 00:39:47,219
You did great.

962
00:39:47,428 --> 00:39:48,929
I just sat there while
people talked about

963
00:39:49,138 --> 00:39:50,264
how horribly
they'd been treated,

964
00:39:50,473 --> 00:39:52,308
by family, co-workers...

965
00:39:52,516 --> 00:39:54,268
Can you please sign this,
please?

966
00:39:54,477 --> 00:39:55,936
- ...strangers.
- Thank you.

967
00:39:56,145 --> 00:39:57,897
Sometimes that's all they need.

968
00:39:59,231 --> 00:40:00,691
Tomorrow's our weekly service...

969
00:40:00,900 --> 00:40:02,068
- Thanks so much.
- ...where we invite speakers

970
00:40:02,276 --> 00:40:03,611
to come up
and discuss how to turn

971
00:40:03,819 --> 00:40:06,030
personal pain into
positive action.

972
00:40:06,489 --> 00:40:08,032
We call it
"A Night of Good Grief."

973
00:40:08,866 --> 00:40:10,993
The name is silly,
but the idea isn't.

974
00:40:11,202 --> 00:40:12,536
You up for it?

975
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:13,954
Well...

976
00:40:14,622 --> 00:40:18,209
I don't...know what to say
that hasn't already been said.

977
00:40:18,834 --> 00:40:19,877
You say it again.

978
00:40:20,086 --> 00:40:21,712
It can't be said enough,
not until queer kids

979
00:40:21,921 --> 00:40:23,631
stop being told there's
something wrong with them.

980
00:40:23,839 --> 00:40:25,758
- [indistinct chatter]
- [man] It was so worth it.

981
00:40:35,184 --> 00:40:38,020
<i>♪♪ brooding alternative music ♪♪</i>

982
00:40:38,229 --> 00:40:39,146
[door slams]

983
00:40:39,355 --> 00:40:44,944
♪♪♪♪♪♪

984
00:41:01,252 --> 00:41:04,880
<i>♪♪ Solid as a stone ♪♪</i>

985
00:41:05,089 --> 00:41:07,925
<i>♪♪ All is almost lost ♪♪</i>

986
00:41:08,134 --> 00:41:11,512
<i>♪♪ And it starts to show ♪♪</i>

987
00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:15,474
<i>♪♪ And it's home
but it's gone ♪♪</i>

988
00:41:17,184 --> 00:41:19,645
- [shouts]
- [metal clattering]

989
00:41:19,854 --> 00:41:21,522
♪♪♪♪♪♪

990
00:41:21,730 --> 00:41:22,773
Fuck!

991
00:41:22,982 --> 00:41:24,024
[clanks]

992
00:41:24,233 --> 00:41:25,484
- [metal clanks]
- [hissing]

993
00:41:25,693 --> 00:41:27,862
<i>♪♪ Tear down your ♪♪</i>

994
00:41:28,070 --> 00:41:31,407
<i>♪♪ Suffering ♪♪</i>

995
00:41:31,615 --> 00:41:33,075
<i>♪♪ Bolt ♪♪</i>

996
00:41:33,284 --> 00:41:35,035
<i>♪♪ By ♪♪</i>

997
00:41:35,244 --> 00:41:38,581
<i>♪♪ Bolt ♪♪</i>

998
00:41:38,789 --> 00:41:40,833
[sniffs]

999
00:41:41,041 --> 00:41:45,629
♪♪♪♪♪♪

1000
00:41:53,262 --> 00:41:54,013
[softly]
Hey.

1001
00:41:54,221 --> 00:41:55,431
- Hm?
- Hey.

1002
00:41:56,098 --> 00:41:57,516
We need to talk.

1003
00:41:58,559 --> 00:42:00,060
What?
What?

1004
00:42:00,686 --> 00:42:02,146
You gotta promise
not to freak out.

1005
00:42:02,688 --> 00:42:03,898
I promise.

1006
00:42:04,356 --> 00:42:06,609
Okay.
First of all.

1007
00:42:07,067 --> 00:42:08,736
You're, like, the best thing
that's ever happened to me

1008
00:42:08,944 --> 00:42:10,905
like, by like a bazillion.

1009
00:42:11,405 --> 00:42:13,365
But when we were
at the clerk's office,

1010
00:42:13,699 --> 00:42:15,201
and she said we had to wait...

1011
00:42:17,119 --> 00:42:18,454
I was relieved.

1012
00:42:18,871 --> 00:42:19,830
A little.

1013
00:42:21,207 --> 00:42:24,168
'Cause I feel like
we rushed into this.

1014
00:42:24,376 --> 00:42:26,003
And I totally want you
to be my wife,

1015
00:42:26,253 --> 00:42:27,505
my little sweetie boo.

1016
00:42:29,548 --> 00:42:31,175
Would you hate me

1017
00:42:31,383 --> 00:42:34,220
if we stayed engaged
a teeny bit longer?

1018
00:42:34,428 --> 00:42:35,930
Until we're both

1019
00:42:36,639 --> 00:42:40,851
no doubt, positively sure
we're ready?

1020
00:42:44,647 --> 00:42:45,940
I could never hate you.

1021
00:42:46,190 --> 00:42:47,149
[exhales]

1022
00:42:47,358 --> 00:42:49,276
- For real?
- Yeah.

1023
00:42:49,902 --> 00:42:52,321
And thank you
for being honest with me.

1024
00:42:52,530 --> 00:42:56,158
That's, like, super important
for a healthy marriage.

1025
00:42:57,117 --> 00:42:59,036
[exhales] You are awesome.

1026
00:42:59,245 --> 00:43:00,371
I love you.

1027
00:43:00,579 --> 00:43:02,248
Mm, I love you too.

1028
00:43:04,041 --> 00:43:05,251
Mm.

1029
00:43:09,213 --> 00:43:10,839
[exhales deeply]

1030
00:43:12,299 --> 00:43:14,301
[panting]

1031
00:43:16,929 --> 00:43:18,806
Okay, okay.

1032
00:43:19,014 --> 00:43:20,224
Okay, now.

1033
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:24,186
- [grunts]
- [moans]

1034
00:43:24,395 --> 00:43:27,898
[moans intensely]

1035
00:43:28,107 --> 00:43:29,358
[exhales]

1036
00:43:29,608 --> 00:43:31,944
[both breathing heavily]

1037
00:43:35,447 --> 00:43:36,865
[inhales]

1038
00:43:37,074 --> 00:43:39,034
You're getting pretty good
at that.

1039
00:43:40,828 --> 00:43:42,871
Fourth time's the charm.

1040
00:43:43,497 --> 00:43:45,124
[soft laugh]

1041
00:43:46,959 --> 00:43:48,127
Well,

1042
00:43:48,836 --> 00:43:50,129
two left.

1043
00:43:51,255 --> 00:43:53,549
Better hope you tire out soon.

1044
00:43:58,178 --> 00:43:59,847
Do you think
I'm the only person on Earth

1045
00:44:00,055 --> 00:44:01,473
who doesn't want your babies?

1046
00:44:01,682 --> 00:44:03,183
I don't want my babies.

1047
00:44:03,392 --> 00:44:05,311
That's why I keep
letting other people have them.

1048
00:44:07,146 --> 00:44:09,648
I dig this
candid version of you.

1049
00:44:12,067 --> 00:44:15,362
Now...ask me something
about myself.

1050
00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:19,325
What's the one thing
about Fiona Gallagher

1051
00:44:19,867 --> 00:44:21,493
that might surprise me?

1052
00:44:22,453 --> 00:44:23,912
That's a tough one.

1053
00:44:24,580 --> 00:44:26,498
You seem to have me
all figured out.

1054
00:44:27,041 --> 00:44:28,709
That's my gift.

1055
00:44:31,170 --> 00:44:32,838
How about...

1056
00:44:36,342 --> 00:44:38,844
I think I might not
want to have kids.

1057
00:44:39,553 --> 00:44:41,513
But you're a woman.
How is that possible?

1058
00:44:41,722 --> 00:44:42,681
[snorts]

1059
00:44:42,890 --> 00:44:46,226
- Well, my siblings are my kids.
- [cell phone buzzes]

1060
00:44:47,436 --> 00:44:48,270
[sighs]

1061
00:44:51,815 --> 00:44:53,317
- [buzzing continues]
- It's Nessa.

1062
00:44:53,525 --> 00:44:54,568
Mm-hmm.
[kisses]

1063
00:44:54,777 --> 00:44:55,778
I'm supposed to be analyzing

1064
00:44:55,986 --> 00:44:57,488
your skills and reporting back.

1065
00:44:57,696 --> 00:44:59,365
And how am I doing so far?

1066
00:45:00,032 --> 00:45:01,659
Overall positive.

1067
00:45:01,867 --> 00:45:03,786
- Happy to give you more data.
- [soft laugh]

1068
00:45:03,994 --> 00:45:06,246
Hi.
Can I call you back later?

1069
00:45:07,915 --> 00:45:09,375
[kissing]

1070
00:45:09,625 --> 00:45:11,251
You're fucking kidding me.

1071
00:45:14,963 --> 00:45:16,382
- Thanks for the heads up.
- Any time.

1072
00:45:16,715 --> 00:45:19,885
FYI, they just dragged in two
sleeping bags and a pull-up bar.

1073
00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:23,180
[Fiona] Hello?

1074
00:45:25,057 --> 00:45:26,975
- [Trina]...uh-huh.
- [Fiona] Hi.

1075
00:45:27,184 --> 00:45:29,186
Now, everyone,
this is the lady

1076
00:45:29,395 --> 00:45:30,479
who has been helping us.

1077
00:45:30,688 --> 00:45:32,439
This is, uh, my sister,

1078
00:45:32,648 --> 00:45:35,526
my cousin, his wife,
and their son.

1079
00:45:36,110 --> 00:45:37,152
What's going on?

1080
00:45:37,361 --> 00:45:38,654
They're paying us to crash here

1081
00:45:38,862 --> 00:45:40,447
so we'll have some cash
for the shelter.

1082
00:45:40,656 --> 00:45:42,574
Oh, fuck!
My chair!

1083
00:45:42,783 --> 00:45:44,827
Ooh, sorry about that.

1084
00:45:45,119 --> 00:45:46,995
Good thing
it's an old chair, right?

1085
00:45:48,372 --> 00:45:51,125
<i>♪♪ brooding rock music ♪♪</i>

1086
00:45:51,375 --> 00:45:56,338
♪♪♪♪♪♪

1087
00:46:13,313 --> 00:46:15,315
Hey.
Sorry about last night.

1088
00:46:15,524 --> 00:46:16,942
Something came up last minute,
and I'm trying

1089
00:46:17,151 --> 00:46:18,819
to juggle everything
but it's snowballing and--

1090
00:46:19,027 --> 00:46:19,987
and I--

1091
00:46:20,654 --> 00:46:22,030
- [soft chuckle] Hey.
- [camera shutter clicks]

1092
00:46:22,239 --> 00:46:23,782
- Yeah.
- [Ian] It's snowballing.

1093
00:46:23,991 --> 00:46:25,701
I had like 40 people show up
to this meeting yesterday.

1094
00:46:25,909 --> 00:46:27,244
Yeah, and I had 50 kids show up

1095
00:46:27,453 --> 00:46:29,788
to a career symposium
about being a paramedic.

1096
00:46:29,997 --> 00:46:33,333
But...I guess since yours
is about God, you win, right?

1097
00:46:34,293 --> 00:46:36,170
- Hey, hey, Ian.
- One second, guys.

1098
00:46:36,962 --> 00:46:38,922
I'm helping people in need,
same as you.

1099
00:46:39,131 --> 00:46:40,924
Are you saying it's only cool
when it's your idea?

1100
00:46:41,425 --> 00:46:43,051
I don't ask a lot of you.

1101
00:46:43,260 --> 00:46:45,846
This was one thing
that was important to me.

1102
00:46:46,638 --> 00:46:48,891
You know, maybe
what you're doing is worth

1103
00:46:49,099 --> 00:46:50,559
pissing off the people
that care about you.

1104
00:46:50,768 --> 00:46:51,685
That's fine.

1105
00:46:51,894 --> 00:46:53,187
But don't insult me

1106
00:46:53,395 --> 00:46:55,105
by acting like
it's not happening.

1107
00:47:09,077 --> 00:47:10,078
Hi.

1108
00:47:10,454 --> 00:47:11,997
You didn't speak at the service.

1109
00:47:12,748 --> 00:47:15,209
Uh, I was gonna, but...

1110
00:47:15,667 --> 00:47:17,961
everything I was gonna say
was already said.

1111
00:47:23,133 --> 00:47:24,885
Sorry for your loss.

1112
00:47:26,386 --> 00:47:28,680
Yeah, I lost him
a long time ago.

1113
00:47:31,266 --> 00:47:33,018
Still doesn't make it easy.

1114
00:47:34,269 --> 00:47:36,939
He was a good dad,
just, um,

1115
00:47:37,356 --> 00:47:38,357
not to me.

1116
00:47:39,900 --> 00:47:40,984
I guess it's easier to be

1117
00:47:41,193 --> 00:47:43,153
kind to somebody
who looks up to you.

1118
00:47:44,029 --> 00:47:44,863
Hey, um,

1119
00:47:46,907 --> 00:47:50,035
I found this
going through his paperwork.

1120
00:47:50,494 --> 00:47:52,704
It's a draft
of a recommendation letter.

1121
00:47:53,789 --> 00:47:55,374
Thought you might want it.

1122
00:48:17,729 --> 00:48:19,523
You know, in all of
his years of teaching,

1123
00:48:19,773 --> 00:48:22,317
I never heard him
talk about a student like that.

1124
00:48:24,361 --> 00:48:26,738
He says he's amazed
by your mind.

1125
00:48:35,581 --> 00:48:36,957
You don't want to keep it?

1126
00:48:40,168 --> 00:48:42,629
Oh, I think I'm too angry
to keep it.

1127
00:48:49,803 --> 00:48:51,847
[cries]

1128
00:48:55,142 --> 00:48:57,728
[crying]

1129
00:49:04,568 --> 00:49:07,446
<i>♪♪ rousing rock music ♪♪</i>

1130
00:49:08,071 --> 00:49:09,156
Kass?

1131
00:49:09,615 --> 00:49:11,074
[Carl, muffled]
Where you at?

1132
00:49:11,867 --> 00:49:14,244
<i>♪♪ One, two, three, four,
blowing down my door ♪♪</i>

1133
00:49:14,453 --> 00:49:16,705
<i>- ♪♪ Five, six, seven, eight... ♪♪</i>
- Babe?

1134
00:49:16,914 --> 00:49:18,749
- [rasping]
- Kass!

1135
00:49:18,957 --> 00:49:21,084
[gasping]

1136
00:49:21,293 --> 00:49:22,502
Oh! [gasping]

1137
00:49:22,711 --> 00:49:24,838
[gasps] You saved my life!

1138
00:49:25,047 --> 00:49:27,633
- You really do love me!
- Yeah.

1139
00:49:27,841 --> 00:49:29,009
[gasps] What time is it?

1140
00:49:29,843 --> 00:49:31,094
Like 4:00?

1141
00:49:31,303 --> 00:49:33,263
The County Clerk's office
is open til 5:00.

1142
00:49:35,098 --> 00:49:37,601
<i>♪♪ Nothing's gonna
stop me now ♪♪</i>

1143
00:49:39,478 --> 00:49:42,105
[door opens and closes]

1144
00:49:46,860 --> 00:49:48,236
That your new chair?

1145
00:49:49,988 --> 00:49:51,448
Why's it over here?

1146
00:49:53,367 --> 00:49:56,203
So that the pile of assholes who
are squatting in my apartment

1147
00:49:56,411 --> 00:49:58,038
won't destroy it.

1148
00:50:00,707 --> 00:50:02,834
Who aren't actually assholes.

1149
00:50:03,043 --> 00:50:04,169
They're just poor and broke

1150
00:50:04,378 --> 00:50:06,546
and taking advantage of the
situation.

1151
00:50:07,047 --> 00:50:08,840
Just like I've done
100 times.

1152
00:50:10,509 --> 00:50:11,760
And they aren't squatting.

1153
00:50:11,969 --> 00:50:13,261
I told them
that they could stay there.

1154
00:50:13,470 --> 00:50:15,514
[phone chimes]

1155
00:50:15,722 --> 00:50:17,724
- [exhales]
- [phone buzzing]

1156
00:50:17,933 --> 00:50:20,519
Did you just get this pic
from Kassidi?

1157
00:50:20,727 --> 00:50:21,728
[Ian] Yeah.

1158
00:50:22,896 --> 00:50:24,398
"Birth, marriage, death."

1159
00:50:24,606 --> 00:50:26,066
What the hell is that?

1160
00:50:27,734 --> 00:50:29,486
- I think they got hitched.
- What?

1161
00:50:29,695 --> 00:50:31,989
Yeah, I told him not to.

1162
00:50:32,197 --> 00:50:35,200
[Ian] Not legally, right?
She's, like, 15.

1163
00:50:41,456 --> 00:50:42,708
- Hey.
- [lighter clicks]

1164
00:50:42,916 --> 00:50:44,751
Can I get a ride
to this church?

1165
00:50:45,002 --> 00:50:48,463
[inhales] Supposed to speak
at this thing, and I don't know.

1166
00:50:48,672 --> 00:50:51,591
Kinda scared shitless.
I mean...

1167
00:50:52,175 --> 00:50:53,385
I don't do speeches.

1168
00:50:55,053 --> 00:50:56,013
So don't do it.

1169
00:50:56,221 --> 00:50:58,306
Sorta feel like I have to.

1170
00:50:58,515 --> 00:51:00,434
Everyone thinks
that I have something to say.

1171
00:51:02,310 --> 00:51:03,687
What if I don't?

1172
00:51:05,147 --> 00:51:06,523
<i>♪♪ rock music ♪♪</i>

1173
00:51:06,732 --> 00:51:08,734
When they're gone, they're gone,
folks, so don't miss out.

1174
00:51:08,942 --> 00:51:11,111
All profits go to help
gays across the planet.

1175
00:51:11,319 --> 00:51:13,238
Can you give me just one second?

1176
00:51:14,573 --> 00:51:16,450
Are we really gonna give
all of our money to Ian?

1177
00:51:17,075 --> 00:51:18,368
No, of course not.

1178
00:51:18,869 --> 00:51:21,997
Thank you so much for waiting.
Gay Jesus loves and blesses you.

1179
00:51:22,205 --> 00:51:24,124
Get your T-shirts here!
Don't miss out, folks.

1180
00:51:24,332 --> 00:51:26,793
We're runnin' out.
T-shirts.

1181
00:51:27,002 --> 00:51:31,965
♪♪♪♪♪♪

1182
00:51:33,425 --> 00:51:35,427
Oh, shit.
No wonder you're nervous.

1183
00:51:35,635 --> 00:51:37,846
Did you know that all these
people were gonna be here?

1184
00:51:38,263 --> 00:51:39,681
- No.
- Hey.

1185
00:51:39,931 --> 00:51:41,141
They all came for you.

1186
00:51:41,808 --> 00:51:43,143
Isn't this amazing?

1187
00:51:43,351 --> 00:51:46,396
[indistinct chatter]

1188
00:51:46,646 --> 00:51:49,399
<i>♪♪ melancholy piano music ♪♪</i>

1189
00:51:49,608 --> 00:51:54,571
♪♪♪♪♪♪

1190
00:52:14,091 --> 00:52:17,094
So I just wanna start out
by saying that I'm no hero.

1191
00:52:17,886 --> 00:52:20,180
I'm just a guy
who keeps showing up

1192
00:52:20,388 --> 00:52:23,809
to these anti-gay churches
and hearing shit like,

1193
00:52:24,351 --> 00:52:26,311
"God created man and woman.

1194
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:29,147
You either look
like a man or a woman.

1195
00:52:29,356 --> 00:52:32,651
Don't...bring us
any of your other shit."

1196
00:52:34,152 --> 00:52:36,113
So they're essentially saying,

1197
00:52:36,321 --> 00:52:38,490
"Don't make me work too hard

1198
00:52:38,824 --> 00:52:41,618
to see you on your own terms,"
right?

1199
00:52:41,827 --> 00:52:43,328
[audience murmuring]

1200
00:52:43,537 --> 00:52:48,333
But we have the God-given right
to be who we are.

1201
00:52:48,959 --> 00:52:51,044
Not who others want us to be.

1202
00:52:51,670 --> 00:52:53,880
So when they say shit like,

1203
00:52:54,089 --> 00:52:57,342
"Don't use fake words
like 'nonbinary'

1204
00:52:57,551 --> 00:53:01,763
or 'gender-fluid,'
'cis-whatever,'" it's like...

1205
00:53:03,807 --> 00:53:05,934
Those are my terms, bitch.

1206
00:53:06,476 --> 00:53:07,894
Mm-hmm, yep.

1207
00:53:08,103 --> 00:53:11,106
[cheers and applause]

1208
00:53:16,403 --> 00:53:17,821
Mm-hmm.

1209
00:53:19,906 --> 00:53:23,785
Which means we have to be
so big,

1210
00:53:23,994 --> 00:53:25,162
so noisy...

1211
00:53:25,370 --> 00:53:27,372
that there's nowhere else
to look.

1212
00:53:27,581 --> 00:53:31,042
And we do it in God's name
because...

1213
00:53:32,836 --> 00:53:35,422
[chuckles]
Because God hates haters.

1214
00:53:35,630 --> 00:53:38,592
[cheers and applause]

1215
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:41,553
<i>♪♪ rock music ♪♪</i>

1216
00:53:41,803 --> 00:53:46,766
♪♪♪♪♪♪

1217
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:56,234
[cheering continues]

1218
00:53:56,443 --> 00:53:59,446
[metallic buzzing]

1219
00:54:03,909 --> 00:54:05,785
I spotted 12 safety violations.

1220
00:54:05,994 --> 00:54:07,704
No wonder they pay
so much.

1221
00:54:07,913 --> 00:54:09,331
I think I'm gonna bail.

1222
00:54:09,539 --> 00:54:11,249
I gotta stick it out.
I need the cash.

1223
00:54:11,458 --> 00:54:12,083
Mm-hmm.

1224
00:54:12,292 --> 00:54:13,084
Hey, could you grab me
a clip light?

1225
00:54:13,293 --> 00:54:14,252
Can barely see anything
I'm doing.

1226
00:54:14,461 --> 00:54:15,253
Okay.

1227
00:54:17,172 --> 00:54:20,175
[torch hissing and sparking]

1228
00:54:22,427 --> 00:54:23,053
- [clanks]
- [bone crunches]

1229
00:54:23,261 --> 00:54:24,679
- [screams]
- Debbie!

1230
00:54:24,888 --> 00:54:26,473
[Debbie screaming]

1231
00:54:26,681 --> 00:54:27,807
[Farhad] Call 911!

1232
00:54:28,016 --> 00:54:30,977
[Debbie crying and gasping]

1233
00:54:33,605 --> 00:54:34,606
[car lock beeps]

1234
00:54:36,566 --> 00:54:37,734
[sighs]

1235
00:54:38,151 --> 00:54:39,277
Hi.

1236
00:54:42,447 --> 00:54:44,032
This fucking day, man.
[scoffs]

1237
00:54:44,241 --> 00:54:45,742
Find Svetlana a man?

1238
00:54:45,951 --> 00:54:47,369
No, she grabbed
the guy's cock.

1239
00:54:47,577 --> 00:54:48,536
[keys jingle]

1240
00:54:51,206 --> 00:54:53,124
Is that a good thing
or a bad thing?

1241
00:54:53,625 --> 00:54:55,710
Not taking her home
to meet Mom.

1242
00:54:57,295 --> 00:54:59,130
Where you coming from?

1243
00:55:00,590 --> 00:55:01,925
Church.

1244
00:55:02,801 --> 00:55:04,302
Ian has a cult.

1245
00:55:04,761 --> 00:55:06,513
- A what?
- Yeah.

1246
00:55:06,721 --> 00:55:09,182
They think he's Gay Jesus.

1247
00:55:10,100 --> 00:55:12,018
Looking for Fiona Gallagher.

1248
00:55:12,227 --> 00:55:13,144
That's me.

1249
00:55:13,770 --> 00:55:15,188
You've been served.

1250
00:55:22,404 --> 00:55:24,072
"As a result of
one or more acts

1251
00:55:24,281 --> 00:55:26,992
by defendant L. Donner
and defendant F. Gallagher,

1252
00:55:28,118 --> 00:55:30,287
plaintiff R. Latham has been
injured,

1253
00:55:30,495 --> 00:55:32,580
damaged,
and incapacitated."

1254
00:55:32,789 --> 00:55:34,582
Who the fuck is R. Latham?

1255
00:55:36,042 --> 00:55:37,252
Rodney.

1256
00:55:37,460 --> 00:55:38,670
The dude that
fell off your roof?

1257
00:55:39,170 --> 00:55:40,046
He's suing you?

1258
00:55:40,255 --> 00:55:42,716
"Plaintiff demands judgment
against defendants

1259
00:55:42,924 --> 00:55:45,135
in the sum of $6 million."

1260
00:55:47,345 --> 00:55:48,722
Motherfucker.

1261
00:55:49,264 --> 00:55:51,057
Motherfucker!

1262
00:55:51,266 --> 00:55:54,060
<i>♪♪ rock music ♪♪</i>

1263
00:55:54,269 --> 00:55:58,815
♪♪♪♪♪♪

1264
00:56:04,988 --> 00:56:07,157
<i>♪♪ Whoa-oh ♪♪</i>

1265
00:56:07,365 --> 00:56:09,617
<i>♪♪ I'm the love
he left you with ♪♪</i>

1266
00:56:09,826 --> 00:56:12,078
[singing indistinctly]

1267
00:56:12,287 --> 00:56:13,788
<i>♪♪ You sound bent out of shape ♪♪</i>

1268
00:56:14,706 --> 00:56:17,167
<i>♪♪ No blood can try
to stop me now ♪♪</i>

1269
00:56:18,626 --> 00:56:21,129
<i>♪♪ My, my those lips,
show me all your little tricks ♪♪</i>

1270
00:56:21,338 --> 00:56:24,758
<i>♪♪ Don't stop, don't stop,
don't stop, don't stop now ♪♪</i>

1271
00:56:25,759 --> 00:56:27,385
<i>♪♪ Uh-huh ♪♪</i>

1272
00:56:27,594 --> 00:56:32,557
♪♪♪♪♪♪