1 00:00:04,631 --> 00:00:05,507 Oh, for fuck's sake. 2 00:00:05,715 --> 00:00:06,508 What were you doing last week 3 00:00:06,716 --> 00:00:07,384 that was so important 4 00:00:07,592 --> 00:00:08,593 you missed the episode? 5 00:00:08,927 --> 00:00:10,637 Well, here it is. 6 00:00:11,346 --> 00:00:12,347 Unless you wanna watch us. 7 00:00:13,598 --> 00:00:14,474 Fuck off. 8 00:00:14,683 --> 00:00:15,642 Yeah, fuck off. 9 00:00:15,850 --> 00:00:17,102 I was at Betty Ford three times. 10 00:00:17,310 --> 00:00:18,186 It didn't work for me. 11 00:00:18,353 --> 00:00:19,729 You cleaned me up in five days. 12 00:00:19,938 --> 00:00:20,772 Nora-Jean's folks 13 00:00:20,981 --> 00:00:22,440 are gonna give you $2,500 14 00:00:22,649 --> 00:00:24,317 for the Beaver Trap Detox Special. 15 00:00:24,526 --> 00:00:26,611 I'm ready to go back to who I was-- 16 00:00:26,778 --> 00:00:28,697 an upstanding citizen. 17 00:00:28,905 --> 00:00:30,073 I believe in second chances. 18 00:00:30,281 --> 00:00:33,076 Welcome to Lumber Lawn and Lighting, Mr. Gallagher. 19 00:00:34,119 --> 00:00:35,537 - Ugh. - What? 20 00:00:35,745 --> 00:00:37,080 My stupid dad just walked in. 21 00:00:37,288 --> 00:00:37,998 You want to get out of here? 22 00:00:38,206 --> 00:00:39,332 Yeah, sure. 23 00:00:40,375 --> 00:00:41,835 Joplin, here we come. 24 00:00:42,460 --> 00:00:43,670 Farhad doesn't want any E, 25 00:00:43,878 --> 00:00:45,755 so he said he'll drive first. 26 00:00:45,964 --> 00:00:46,756 You might want to think about 27 00:00:46,965 --> 00:00:48,216 finding that new sponsor now. 28 00:00:48,717 --> 00:00:50,010 Hey, your kid needs you. 29 00:00:51,344 --> 00:00:53,054 Check for the church. It's a down payment. 30 00:00:53,263 --> 00:00:54,514 - Who are you? - The youth shelter. 31 00:00:54,723 --> 00:00:56,641 Wait, the shelter is you and Trevor? 32 00:00:56,850 --> 00:00:59,728 And I'm over feeling guilty for wanting to better myself. 33 00:00:59,936 --> 00:01:01,604 I promised those kids that church, Fiona. 34 00:01:01,813 --> 00:01:03,356 Find another fuckin' church! 35 00:01:11,740 --> 00:01:14,868 ♪♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪♪ 36 00:01:15,076 --> 00:01:17,996 ♪♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪♪ 37 00:01:18,204 --> 00:01:20,999 ♪♪ You were beaming once before ♪♪ 38 00:01:21,207 --> 00:01:25,587 ♪♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪♪ 39 00:01:25,795 --> 00:01:28,798 ♪♪ What is this downside ♪♪ 40 00:01:29,007 --> 00:01:32,177 ♪♪ That you speak of? ♪♪ 41 00:01:32,385 --> 00:01:34,471 ♪♪ What is this feeling ♪♪ 42 00:01:34,721 --> 00:01:37,766 ♪♪ You're so sure of? ♪♪ 43 00:01:45,982 --> 00:01:49,110 ♪♪ Round up the friends you got ♪♪ 44 00:01:49,319 --> 00:01:52,280 ♪♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪♪ 45 00:01:52,489 --> 00:01:55,658 ♪♪ You were willing once before ♪♪ 46 00:01:55,867 --> 00:01:59,954 ♪♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪♪ 47 00:02:00,163 --> 00:02:03,249 ♪♪ What is this downside ♪♪ 48 00:02:03,458 --> 00:02:06,920 ♪♪ That you speak of? ♪♪ 49 00:02:07,128 --> 00:02:08,838 ♪♪ What is this feeling ♪♪ 50 00:02:09,047 --> 00:02:12,717 ♪♪ You're so sure of? ♪♪ 51 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:15,678 I mean, it's incredibly unfair. 52 00:02:15,887 --> 00:02:17,263 What pisses me off most 53 00:02:17,472 --> 00:02:19,349 is that Ian knows I'm not against a shelter 54 00:02:19,557 --> 00:02:20,266 for those kids. 55 00:02:20,475 --> 00:02:21,726 I love screwdrivers. 56 00:02:21,893 --> 00:02:22,811 It's just... 57 00:02:23,561 --> 00:02:24,979 not in my backyard. 58 00:02:25,271 --> 00:02:27,899 There. I fuckin' said it, and I didn't catch on fire. 59 00:02:28,149 --> 00:02:30,110 The thing is, when you're screwing something hard... 60 00:02:30,276 --> 00:02:31,611 It's not like I'm some rich jerkoff 61 00:02:31,820 --> 00:02:33,571 who's worried that his view is gonna be spoiled 62 00:02:33,780 --> 00:02:35,281 by a bunch of homeless people. 63 00:02:35,490 --> 00:02:37,117 ...it's just satisfying. 64 00:02:37,700 --> 00:02:39,661 Are you even listening to me complain? 65 00:02:39,869 --> 00:02:40,829 No. 66 00:02:41,204 --> 00:02:42,497 But you are his sister. 67 00:02:42,997 --> 00:02:44,207 You think he'd be on your side. 68 00:02:44,415 --> 00:02:46,251 Right. It's my own family. 69 00:02:46,793 --> 00:02:48,294 If I screw up this apartment building investment, 70 00:02:48,503 --> 00:02:50,171 I'm gonna be the one living in a shelter. 71 00:02:50,380 --> 00:02:52,173 I've put everything I've got into this. 72 00:02:52,507 --> 00:02:54,759 Blood, sweat--uh! 73 00:02:56,427 --> 00:02:57,846 Oh, fuck. 74 00:02:59,097 --> 00:03:00,140 Is that Mrs. Cardinal? 75 00:03:00,348 --> 00:03:01,307 Did she ever pay? 76 00:03:01,516 --> 00:03:03,768 No. I gave her a week three weeks ago. 77 00:03:03,977 --> 00:03:05,728 All I've heard since is a bark. 78 00:03:15,321 --> 00:03:16,489 Mrs. Cardinal? 79 00:03:16,698 --> 00:03:17,866 No more fake dog barking. 80 00:03:21,202 --> 00:03:23,204 There's a water leak coming from your apartment. 81 00:03:23,413 --> 00:03:24,372 I have to come in. 82 00:03:27,917 --> 00:03:28,793 I'm coming in. 83 00:03:32,714 --> 00:03:33,798 Mrs. Cardinal? 84 00:03:37,135 --> 00:03:38,803 Jesus, that smell. 85 00:03:39,971 --> 00:03:41,639 Oh, God. 86 00:03:45,768 --> 00:03:46,895 Mrs. Cardinal! 87 00:03:48,438 --> 00:03:49,439 God! 88 00:03:51,357 --> 00:03:52,275 Ugh. 89 00:03:54,068 --> 00:03:55,987 Pfff. 90 00:04:00,700 --> 00:04:02,410 This is a fire hazard. 91 00:04:03,161 --> 00:04:04,329 And... 92 00:04:04,537 --> 00:04:07,123 ...all sorts of other hazards. 93 00:04:07,332 --> 00:04:09,626 God, I can feel diseases crawling up my legs. 94 00:04:11,044 --> 00:04:11,961 Hi. 95 00:04:13,171 --> 00:04:14,380 There really is a dog. 96 00:04:14,839 --> 00:04:15,798 Hi. 97 00:04:20,845 --> 00:04:21,596 Oh, fuck! 98 00:04:24,891 --> 00:04:26,768 No. No, no, no. 99 00:04:26,935 --> 00:04:28,102 Oh, fuck. 100 00:04:29,270 --> 00:04:30,271 Oh, God, no. 101 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:31,314 Oh, no. 102 00:04:31,564 --> 00:04:32,607 No, no, no. 103 00:04:32,815 --> 00:04:33,816 No, don't do that. 104 00:04:34,025 --> 00:04:35,068 Oh, my God. 105 00:04:43,451 --> 00:04:44,369 Fuck! 106 00:04:44,994 --> 00:04:46,246 Hey there, sweetie. 107 00:04:46,996 --> 00:04:48,790 Aren't you the cutest little thing? 108 00:04:48,998 --> 00:04:51,501 Are you the cutest little thing? 109 00:04:51,709 --> 00:04:54,087 Yes, you are. Yes, you are. 110 00:04:54,295 --> 00:04:56,464 - Hey, Ness. - She okay? 111 00:04:56,798 --> 00:04:59,467 No, Mrs. Cardinal's dead. 112 00:04:59,676 --> 00:05:00,677 Oh, gosh. 113 00:05:00,885 --> 00:05:02,262 Yeah, probably for a few days. 114 00:05:02,637 --> 00:05:05,181 - That's terrible. - Yeah. 115 00:05:05,390 --> 00:05:08,268 This little love bunny... you just need some love, don't you? 116 00:05:08,476 --> 00:05:09,769 Don't you? Yes, you do. 117 00:05:09,978 --> 00:05:12,021 Yes, you do. 118 00:05:12,230 --> 00:05:14,190 Ness, there's--there's something you should probably know 119 00:05:14,399 --> 00:05:15,441 about that dog. 120 00:05:15,650 --> 00:05:16,567 What? 121 00:05:20,905 --> 00:05:23,074 You're up with the sun, my son. 122 00:05:23,324 --> 00:05:24,659 Had to drop Fiona off at her building 123 00:05:24,909 --> 00:05:27,078 so I could use her car to fake Uber. 124 00:05:28,955 --> 00:05:30,540 Did you feed the junkie? 125 00:05:30,748 --> 00:05:33,459 Yeah. She said she was cured and wanted to go home. 126 00:05:33,668 --> 00:05:34,752 That's what they all say. 127 00:05:34,961 --> 00:05:36,129 You water her after school for me? 128 00:05:36,337 --> 00:05:37,755 I should get more. 129 00:05:37,964 --> 00:05:39,048 Junkies are nasty. 130 00:05:39,257 --> 00:05:41,342 Son, addiction is a disease. 131 00:05:41,592 --> 00:05:44,053 Try not to judge the afflicted by the curse. 132 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:47,807 - Shit. - What's wrong? 133 00:05:48,016 --> 00:05:49,559 Mm, I asked the Academy if they'd help me out 134 00:05:49,767 --> 00:05:50,852 or anything, you know? 135 00:05:51,060 --> 00:05:52,437 But they turned me down flat. 136 00:05:52,645 --> 00:05:55,273 Damn Comanche gets a full ride, and I don't get a cent. 137 00:05:55,732 --> 00:05:58,484 Difficult to begrudge a little restitution 138 00:05:58,693 --> 00:05:59,861 for our Native American brothers. 139 00:06:00,069 --> 00:06:01,237 How much more you need? 140 00:06:01,446 --> 00:06:04,615 After the junkie downstairs, I'll still be $4,227 short 141 00:06:04,824 --> 00:06:06,159 for this first semester. 142 00:06:06,367 --> 00:06:08,745 What if I give you $5,000 to kill Fiona? 143 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:13,291 Murder's a capital crime, Ian. 144 00:06:13,499 --> 00:06:14,792 I'd do it for ten. 145 00:06:15,043 --> 00:06:17,670 You should be doing it as a public service. 146 00:06:17,879 --> 00:06:19,964 And what, pray tell, is this? 147 00:06:20,173 --> 00:06:22,759 That is a letter, Frank. 148 00:06:25,386 --> 00:06:27,597 I beg to differ. 149 00:06:27,805 --> 00:06:31,309 It is, in fact, my invitation to the middle class. 150 00:06:31,517 --> 00:06:34,228 My first non-fraudulent credit card. 151 00:06:34,437 --> 00:06:36,689 I am officially in the club. 152 00:06:36,898 --> 00:06:39,025 Somebody at the credit card company is losing their job. 153 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:40,610 Au contraire. 154 00:06:41,027 --> 00:06:43,446 I'm as reliable as rain in Seattle. 155 00:06:43,654 --> 00:06:46,282 In fact, you are looking at Employee of the Month. 156 00:06:46,491 --> 00:06:48,534 I'm getting my photograph taken for the Wall of Fame. 157 00:06:48,743 --> 00:06:50,745 - I gotta make money. - Yo, drop me off at Patsy's? 158 00:06:50,953 --> 00:06:51,829 Five bucks. 159 00:06:52,038 --> 00:06:53,164 You're heading that direction anyway. 160 00:06:53,414 --> 00:06:54,499 So? 161 00:06:54,707 --> 00:06:56,334 It's quite an honor. 162 00:06:56,542 --> 00:06:58,669 Only freaks at my school get Student of the Month. 163 00:07:00,797 --> 00:07:02,006 That's different. 164 00:07:04,300 --> 00:07:06,260 I was sort of hoping he'd show up at the meeting. 165 00:07:07,303 --> 00:07:09,222 Shit, he could be dead for all we know. 166 00:07:09,430 --> 00:07:10,598 You try the police? 167 00:07:10,807 --> 00:07:13,434 Yeah. Nothing. 168 00:07:13,851 --> 00:07:16,312 Last bender, he disappeared for three weeks. 169 00:07:16,521 --> 00:07:17,897 Jesus, three weeks? 170 00:07:20,942 --> 00:07:23,111 - Hey. - He's not at the shop. 171 00:07:23,569 --> 00:07:24,445 Hasn't been there. 172 00:07:25,738 --> 00:07:26,989 You try Cami? 173 00:07:27,198 --> 00:07:28,449 Yeah, she's not picking up. 174 00:07:30,910 --> 00:07:32,286 Yeah. 175 00:07:32,495 --> 00:07:34,539 I never should've gone back to work for him. 176 00:07:34,747 --> 00:07:36,207 He was sober for so long, I thought maybe 177 00:07:36,749 --> 00:07:38,042 he had his shit together this time. 178 00:07:38,251 --> 00:07:40,586 He's a drunk. Drunks drink. 179 00:07:41,295 --> 00:07:44,715 It's a setback. People have setbacks. 180 00:07:44,924 --> 00:07:46,926 All addicts are narcissists. 181 00:07:48,302 --> 00:07:49,637 I don't even know what that means, 182 00:07:50,179 --> 00:07:51,681 but if it means asshole, I agree. 183 00:07:52,140 --> 00:07:54,392 - What are we gonna do? - What do you mean? 184 00:07:55,476 --> 00:07:57,562 W-we can't just sit here, right? 185 00:07:57,770 --> 00:07:59,313 The guy's self-destructing. 186 00:07:59,522 --> 00:08:00,481 He's on his own. 187 00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:02,859 No. 188 00:08:03,067 --> 00:08:04,569 No, I don't-- I don't accept that. 189 00:08:04,777 --> 00:08:05,778 What you do or don't accept 190 00:08:05,987 --> 00:08:07,447 doesn't have anything to do with it. 191 00:08:07,780 --> 00:08:09,365 All right, well, I'm gonna look for him. 192 00:08:09,574 --> 00:08:11,242 I-I mean, maybe he's at Cami's. 193 00:08:11,451 --> 00:08:12,285 Mm, not likely. 194 00:08:12,493 --> 00:08:13,411 She tossed his ass out. 195 00:08:13,619 --> 00:08:15,288 Maybe his fuckin' battery ran out. 196 00:08:15,496 --> 00:08:17,123 Okay? Maybe he's sleeping it off somewhere. 197 00:08:17,290 --> 00:08:18,291 Who knows? 198 00:08:19,167 --> 00:08:20,293 I'll find him. 199 00:08:24,755 --> 00:08:25,673 Come on. 200 00:08:26,799 --> 00:08:29,385 - I need your help. - Me? 201 00:08:29,594 --> 00:08:31,846 Yeah, who'd be better at finding a drunk than you? 202 00:08:34,932 --> 00:08:35,808 ♪♪ Can't stop ♪♪ 203 00:08:38,478 --> 00:08:40,271 ♪♪ I know what's good for me ♪♪ 204 00:08:42,773 --> 00:08:44,442 ♪♪ Let loose ♪♪ 205 00:08:44,901 --> 00:08:46,235 ♪♪ Never be the same ♪♪ 206 00:08:46,444 --> 00:08:48,529 ♪♪ Ooh, ooh ♪♪ 207 00:08:50,323 --> 00:08:52,575 ♪♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪♪ 208 00:08:52,783 --> 00:08:54,452 ♪♪ I love the feeling I get ♪♪ 209 00:08:54,660 --> 00:08:56,204 No, no, no. You cannot come yet. 210 00:08:56,412 --> 00:08:58,498 Not yet. 211 00:09:00,875 --> 00:09:01,709 Now you may come. 212 00:09:01,918 --> 00:09:03,085 Oh! 213 00:09:03,294 --> 00:09:04,212 ♪♪ I love the feeling I get ♪♪ 214 00:09:04,420 --> 00:09:05,338 Ah! 215 00:09:08,257 --> 00:09:11,052 ♪♪ I'm livin, ' I'm livin', livin' high ♪♪ 216 00:09:17,058 --> 00:09:18,851 When you do as you're told, 217 00:09:19,310 --> 00:09:20,353 you get rewards. 218 00:09:22,313 --> 00:09:26,275 ♪♪ I'm livin, I'm livin', livin' high ♪♪ 219 00:09:28,653 --> 00:09:30,696 ♪♪ I love the feeling I get ♪♪ 220 00:09:30,905 --> 00:09:32,323 Frank, are we poor? 221 00:09:32,532 --> 00:09:35,076 No. You saw my new credit card this morning. 222 00:09:35,576 --> 00:09:36,494 We're on the climb, son. 223 00:09:36,702 --> 00:09:38,287 Frank Gallagher is ascendant! 224 00:09:38,538 --> 00:09:40,623 Then why do we walk to school when everyone else drives? 225 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:43,459 Well, we're more dedicated to the survival of the planet, 226 00:09:43,668 --> 00:09:45,169 reducing carbon emissions. 227 00:09:45,378 --> 00:09:47,964 Besides, walking's good exercise. 228 00:09:49,131 --> 00:09:50,758 So we are poor. 229 00:09:50,967 --> 00:09:52,426 Relatively, yes. 230 00:09:52,635 --> 00:09:55,137 'K. See ya. 231 00:10:08,568 --> 00:10:09,485 What's wrong? 232 00:10:10,194 --> 00:10:11,028 Nothing. 233 00:10:13,072 --> 00:10:14,240 Don't. 234 00:10:15,825 --> 00:10:17,285 It's just... 235 00:10:17,493 --> 00:10:18,828 You know. 236 00:10:19,036 --> 00:10:21,122 I thought I'd seen your orgasm face before, 237 00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:22,790 but that... 238 00:10:22,999 --> 00:10:24,667 I've never seen that before. 239 00:10:25,543 --> 00:10:27,211 Like a whole body freak-out. 240 00:10:28,004 --> 00:10:29,463 It was good. 241 00:10:31,424 --> 00:10:33,134 Is that why you guys have me go first? 242 00:10:33,884 --> 00:10:35,469 So you can get me out of the way? 243 00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:37,722 So you can have your exclusive girl party? 244 00:10:38,222 --> 00:10:39,265 You're my man. You know that. 245 00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:41,225 It's not a man that you want. 246 00:10:41,434 --> 00:10:43,227 You came like your head was gonna explode. 247 00:10:44,937 --> 00:10:47,148 I have great orgasms with you, too, babe. 248 00:10:48,399 --> 00:10:50,484 All the orgasms that you've ever had by me-- 249 00:10:50,693 --> 00:10:51,819 the-the-the swing set, 250 00:10:52,028 --> 00:10:53,404 the alley behind the Safeway-- 251 00:10:53,654 --> 00:10:55,656 you never once had a spas-gasm. 252 00:10:55,865 --> 00:10:57,033 She's a woman. 253 00:10:57,241 --> 00:10:58,367 She knows a woman's body. 254 00:10:59,410 --> 00:11:00,536 Well, great, V. 255 00:11:00,745 --> 00:11:02,913 If a woman knows a woman's body so much better, 256 00:11:03,122 --> 00:11:04,457 maybe I should start doing guys, 257 00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:06,083 since they know guys' bodies better. 258 00:11:06,292 --> 00:11:08,210 Maybe then I can have a spas-gasm. 259 00:11:08,753 --> 00:11:10,630 - You're not gay. - You don't know that! 260 00:11:11,088 --> 00:11:12,590 You don't know that. I might be. 261 00:11:13,215 --> 00:11:15,635 I might be gay. Part-gay. 262 00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:17,178 Okay. Go ahead. Suck a dick. 263 00:11:17,345 --> 00:11:19,639 Maybe I will. Maybe I will go suck a dick. 264 00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:21,349 I could be all gender-liquid like you. 265 00:11:21,557 --> 00:11:23,267 - You don't know. - You mean gender fluid? 266 00:11:23,476 --> 00:11:25,603 Fluids, liquids, whatever. 267 00:11:26,228 --> 00:11:27,063 Fair's fair, right? 268 00:11:27,271 --> 00:11:28,314 You get to be with another girl, fine. 269 00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:29,857 Well, I'm gonna be with a man. 270 00:11:30,483 --> 00:11:32,985 We'll see how okay you are with it when you peek in the shower 271 00:11:33,194 --> 00:11:34,570 and you see me coming all over some guy 272 00:11:34,779 --> 00:11:36,739 who isn't you, and you weren't invited. 273 00:11:36,989 --> 00:11:38,074 I'd like to peek in shower 274 00:11:38,282 --> 00:11:39,659 when you come all over a man, too. 275 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,118 No! No! 276 00:11:41,327 --> 00:11:42,953 You're not invited, and neither are you. 277 00:11:44,163 --> 00:11:46,624 When I do gay shit, it is just for me. 278 00:11:46,832 --> 00:11:47,583 I gotta go to work. 279 00:11:47,792 --> 00:11:48,793 You two just... 280 00:11:49,001 --> 00:11:50,086 lick each other like cats all day 281 00:11:50,336 --> 00:11:51,337 while I'm gone. 282 00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:53,255 Best idea he's ever had. 283 00:11:53,464 --> 00:11:55,966 Mm-mm, four times this morning is enough. 284 00:11:59,011 --> 00:11:59,762 Four? 285 00:12:06,477 --> 00:12:07,728 So what do I do now? 286 00:12:08,187 --> 00:12:09,730 You guys contact next of kin? 287 00:12:09,939 --> 00:12:11,524 Yes, ma'am. If we can locate any. 288 00:12:12,191 --> 00:12:14,110 I'm sorry, I-- I don't have any information. 289 00:12:14,318 --> 00:12:15,403 It's not unusual. 290 00:12:16,612 --> 00:12:17,905 I only saw her a couple times. 291 00:12:18,114 --> 00:12:19,073 Nobody visited. 292 00:12:19,281 --> 00:12:20,783 She was pretty much a shut-in. 293 00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:24,495 So... 294 00:12:25,121 --> 00:12:26,539 what about all this? 295 00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:30,710 Technically, it goes to her heirs. 296 00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:32,253 If any turn up. 297 00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:35,131 If you do turn something up, 298 00:12:35,381 --> 00:12:37,216 an address book, anything, 299 00:12:37,425 --> 00:12:38,175 give me a call. 300 00:12:38,384 --> 00:12:39,552 Thanks. Sure. 301 00:12:40,469 --> 00:12:42,680 Hm. Kind of a cute dog. 302 00:12:43,848 --> 00:12:46,142 Yeah. Not so sure after what I saw. 303 00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:48,394 I called animal control. They'll be by to pick him up. 304 00:12:48,686 --> 00:12:49,895 What'll happen to him? 305 00:12:50,104 --> 00:12:52,565 They put 'em down once they've eaten human flesh. 306 00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:54,233 - Jesus. - Good luck. 307 00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:56,026 Yeah. 308 00:13:03,367 --> 00:13:04,744 Oh, hey. Hey, Rusty? 309 00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:05,911 Gotta stay here, buddy. 310 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:06,954 Okay? 311 00:13:09,165 --> 00:13:09,832 Stay here and wait 312 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,208 for the executioner. 313 00:13:13,377 --> 00:13:14,795 Sorry your friend is dead. 314 00:13:18,674 --> 00:13:19,925 - Morning, Kev. - Mornin'. 315 00:13:20,134 --> 00:13:20,968 What can I get you? 316 00:13:21,177 --> 00:13:22,303 Can I get a coffee, two sugars, 317 00:13:22,511 --> 00:13:23,679 and a bran muffin, please? 318 00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:27,850 - What's up? - Hey, what's up, man? 319 00:13:31,562 --> 00:13:32,772 Hey, can I ask you something? 320 00:13:34,607 --> 00:13:35,608 Yeah, sure. Shoot. 321 00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:37,526 How did you know you were gay? 322 00:13:39,278 --> 00:13:40,529 Were you, like, straight, 323 00:13:40,738 --> 00:13:42,406 and then started experimenting 324 00:13:42,782 --> 00:13:45,117 and just decided that you liked being gay more? 325 00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:49,246 I... guess I just kinda knew. 326 00:13:49,622 --> 00:13:52,166 So you were always positive that you were into dudes more? 327 00:13:53,334 --> 00:13:54,960 I... no, I guess not really. 328 00:13:55,169 --> 00:13:56,212 You know when you're younger, 329 00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:57,379 everyone tells you that you're 330 00:13:57,588 --> 00:13:58,506 supposed to be into girls. 331 00:13:58,756 --> 00:13:59,757 So I, uh--I kinda went 332 00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:01,425 through this weird phase in fifth grade 333 00:14:01,634 --> 00:14:02,468 where I was really into 334 00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,595 this chick Carrie Yazel, 335 00:14:04,804 --> 00:14:06,222 but I'm pretty sure it's just 'cause she was the one 336 00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:07,473 who looked most like a dude. 337 00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:09,600 Eh, it wasn't until, uh... 338 00:14:10,434 --> 00:14:11,685 Until what? 339 00:14:12,186 --> 00:14:13,312 Justin Timberlake. 340 00:14:14,438 --> 00:14:15,314 Yeah. 341 00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:17,274 - He's hot. - Yep. 342 00:14:17,483 --> 00:14:18,400 Are you attracted to me? 343 00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:22,822 - No. - Why not? 344 00:14:23,489 --> 00:14:24,406 I'm not hot? 345 00:14:24,657 --> 00:14:26,075 Yeah. But I mean-- 346 00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:28,244 Ian, soy latte no foam, extra hot. 347 00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:30,204 Two sugars and a muffin. 348 00:14:30,746 --> 00:14:31,705 Yours is paid for. 349 00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:32,957 The guy at the end of the counter. 350 00:14:39,171 --> 00:14:40,005 I gotta run. 351 00:14:52,184 --> 00:14:53,185 You buy my muffin? 352 00:14:53,394 --> 00:14:54,311 Yeah. 353 00:14:55,646 --> 00:14:56,939 Are you hitting on me? 354 00:14:57,523 --> 00:14:58,399 Excuse me? 355 00:14:59,608 --> 00:15:00,693 Are you trying to fuck me? 356 00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:02,570 N-n-no. 357 00:15:02,778 --> 00:15:04,363 No, I j-- I just--I, uh--no. 358 00:15:04,572 --> 00:15:05,865 'Cause it's not a-- it's not a bad thing 359 00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:06,782 if you were. 360 00:15:06,991 --> 00:15:08,075 I'm not offended. 361 00:15:09,201 --> 00:15:10,870 And I'm not saying no. 362 00:15:11,787 --> 00:15:13,289 I'm--I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like that. 363 00:15:13,497 --> 00:15:15,791 Um, once a week, I-- I try and do a good deed. 364 00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,251 - So-- - So you're not hitting on me? 365 00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:18,627 No. No. No, no. 366 00:15:18,878 --> 00:15:20,004 It was totally random. Ah... 367 00:15:20,212 --> 00:15:21,630 I really--I hope you're not offended, 368 00:15:21,839 --> 00:15:22,923 because, you know, I--I just-- 369 00:15:23,132 --> 00:15:24,675 you're a good-looking dude and everything, I'm just-- 370 00:15:24,884 --> 00:15:26,427 no, I'm straight, so. 371 00:15:28,512 --> 00:15:29,388 Oh. 372 00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:31,765 Oh, okay. Thanks. 373 00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:33,142 Yeah. Sure. 374 00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:34,184 Have a nice day. 375 00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:40,608 Is that code? 376 00:15:41,275 --> 00:15:42,484 For what? No. 377 00:15:42,693 --> 00:15:43,986 No, it's not code for anything. 378 00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:45,779 It just means "have a nice day." 379 00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:48,282 Right. 380 00:15:49,325 --> 00:15:50,034 Okay, sorry. 381 00:15:50,242 --> 00:15:51,368 No. Okay. 382 00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:53,662 Have a nice day. 383 00:15:58,584 --> 00:15:59,585 The fuck? 384 00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:04,214 If you do find him, don't bring him back. 385 00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:06,091 Unless he's sober. 386 00:16:07,051 --> 00:16:09,053 He used up all nine of his lives. 387 00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:13,182 Brad's been a rock for us. 388 00:16:13,891 --> 00:16:15,601 And we want to return the favor. 389 00:16:23,776 --> 00:16:25,069 - Would you mind? - Oh. 390 00:16:25,277 --> 00:16:26,445 I'll get the tea. 391 00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:29,490 It's so nice having somebody to talk to. 392 00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:35,204 We waited four years-- 393 00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:38,123 four years-- 394 00:16:38,624 --> 00:16:40,167 to have a baby, 395 00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:43,545 hoping Brad could handle it. 396 00:16:45,297 --> 00:16:46,131 Thank you. 397 00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:50,386 And the second we do, he goes off the wagon. 398 00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:55,391 Listen, Cami, you should be pissed, 399 00:16:56,225 --> 00:16:58,727 of course, but it's a disease, 400 00:16:59,228 --> 00:17:00,270 you know, and he's fighting it. 401 00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:03,941 I can't be worried about two babies. 402 00:17:04,149 --> 00:17:06,902 I have to be worried about where the next paycheck is coming from 403 00:17:07,111 --> 00:17:08,737 and then feeding that one! 404 00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:14,368 You're a natural. 405 00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:16,453 Uh, I think it was all him. 406 00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:25,713 There you go. There you go. 407 00:17:25,921 --> 00:17:28,298 Oh, hey there. 408 00:17:28,507 --> 00:17:30,050 I know. 409 00:17:31,677 --> 00:17:33,220 Oh, sorry. 410 00:17:38,517 --> 00:17:39,768 I love Brad. 411 00:17:43,022 --> 00:17:44,982 Sober Brad. 412 00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:47,276 If he wants to kill himself... 413 00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:51,155 ...he has to leave us out of it. 414 00:17:53,991 --> 00:17:55,409 Cami. 415 00:17:55,659 --> 00:17:58,037 Any chance you can track Brad on your phone? 416 00:18:10,591 --> 00:18:12,551 ♪♪ Your love, sweet as cherry pie ♪♪ 417 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,636 ♪♪ Are you the one for me, honey? ♪♪ 418 00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,099 ♪♪ I never want to say goodbye ♪♪ 419 00:18:19,308 --> 00:18:21,060 ♪♪ Are you the one for me, honey? ♪♪ 420 00:18:23,562 --> 00:18:25,731 ♪♪ Who knew it would feel like this ♪♪ 421 00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,566 ♪♪ To be in love with you, honey? ♪♪ 422 00:18:29,401 --> 00:18:30,569 ♪♪ Ooh, ooh ♪♪ 423 00:18:30,778 --> 00:18:33,906 ♪♪ You got me feeling right, whoo-hoo ♪♪ 424 00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:36,450 ♪♪ Got my real cool guy, ooh-ooh ♪♪ 425 00:18:45,584 --> 00:18:46,835 Oh, my God. 426 00:18:47,044 --> 00:18:48,587 Hey. Did we? 427 00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:50,130 Like four times. 428 00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:52,841 Uh, did we use any... 429 00:18:53,592 --> 00:18:55,427 Well, I did try to pull out the first time. 430 00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:58,639 No. Damn it! 431 00:18:59,098 --> 00:19:00,182 - No! - What's wrong? 432 00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:02,059 - I'm pregnant! - What? 433 00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:03,143 You can't know already. 434 00:19:03,352 --> 00:19:05,354 Hi, good morning, Franny. 435 00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:07,022 Oh, hi. 436 00:19:07,231 --> 00:19:08,732 Ooh. Mm. 437 00:19:08,941 --> 00:19:10,526 I do know. I can feel it. 438 00:19:10,776 --> 00:19:12,069 I'm ovulating. 439 00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:14,154 My boobs are already twice as big. 440 00:19:14,363 --> 00:19:16,657 Oh, my God, I can feel your sperm attacking my egg! 441 00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:17,908 Oh, God. 442 00:19:18,117 --> 00:19:20,285 I am not gonna make the same mistake twice. 443 00:19:20,494 --> 00:19:22,246 No, Franny, uh, you're not a mistake. 444 00:19:22,454 --> 00:19:23,455 That's not what I mean. 445 00:19:23,664 --> 00:19:24,873 Okay, I'm gonna go to the pharmacy. 446 00:19:25,082 --> 00:19:26,375 I need to get the morning after pill. 447 00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,460 Can you watch Franny and give me your car keys? 448 00:19:28,669 --> 00:19:30,045 What's the big hurry? 449 00:19:30,254 --> 00:19:31,880 What's the big hurry?! 450 00:19:32,089 --> 00:19:34,049 I've got less than 67 hours... 451 00:19:34,258 --> 00:19:35,509 To swallow that pill. 452 00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:37,219 Or else I'm going to have to make the same decision 453 00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:38,428 that led me to have Franny, 454 00:19:38,637 --> 00:19:40,514 whom I love more than anything in the world, 455 00:19:40,764 --> 00:19:42,307 but if that little seed plants itself, 456 00:19:42,516 --> 00:19:44,643 I'm not for sure certain that I can get it scraped out! 457 00:19:44,852 --> 00:19:46,937 And I've already got my hands pretty goddamn full, 458 00:19:47,146 --> 00:19:48,772 so do not tell me to chill the fuck out! 459 00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:53,443 Thank you. I'll be back. 460 00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:55,529 - Um... - What?! 461 00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:57,239 Actually, we did it Thursday, too. 462 00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:00,159 Fuck! 463 00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:08,542 Really? 464 00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:09,793 It's three bucks, Frank. 465 00:20:10,002 --> 00:20:11,879 Cash is obsolete and dirty. 466 00:20:12,087 --> 00:20:13,797 Who the hell gave you a credit card? 467 00:20:14,006 --> 00:20:16,633 I love shopping from the convenience of my own home. 468 00:20:17,301 --> 00:20:18,343 Look at that. 469 00:20:18,552 --> 00:20:20,470 Got same-day delivery. 470 00:20:20,679 --> 00:20:22,931 What the hell could you possibly need the same day 471 00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:24,141 besides more booze? 472 00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:26,643 You know, that's a miracle when you think about it. 473 00:20:26,852 --> 00:20:28,604 By pressing "buy," 474 00:20:28,812 --> 00:20:31,982 I put an entire world in motion 475 00:20:32,191 --> 00:20:34,359 to meet my personal needs. 476 00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:37,571 I am no longer fettered by the necessity to visit 477 00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:42,075 stinky malls and rub shoulders with the great unwashed. 478 00:20:42,576 --> 00:20:43,577 Here we go. 479 00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:46,455 Voila. Bring it to me. 480 00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:48,916 - What are you getting? - I already guessed booze. 481 00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:50,417 An automobile. 482 00:20:50,626 --> 00:20:52,085 Emphasis on "auto." 483 00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:53,962 You bought a car online?! 484 00:20:54,213 --> 00:20:56,048 No money down, no payments for three months. 485 00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:57,341 It's practically free. 486 00:20:57,591 --> 00:20:58,842 You see, this is what it's like 487 00:20:59,051 --> 00:21:00,469 to be in the inner circle. 488 00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:02,596 To be one of the "haves." 489 00:21:03,722 --> 00:21:04,640 Oh, shit. 490 00:21:05,349 --> 00:21:07,851 I wonder if I should have gotten the air-conditioned seats? 491 00:21:09,228 --> 00:21:10,520 For my tushy. 492 00:21:19,780 --> 00:21:20,781 Excuse me? 493 00:21:21,865 --> 00:21:22,658 May I help you, miss? 494 00:21:22,866 --> 00:21:24,451 Hi. I can't find the morning after pill. 495 00:21:24,785 --> 00:21:26,536 Yes, uh, we keep those behind the counter. 496 00:21:26,745 --> 00:21:28,121 Could I get one? Do you sell loosies? 497 00:21:28,372 --> 00:21:31,500 Yes, ma'am, uh, that would be $46.87 plus tax... 498 00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:32,960 if I had any more. 499 00:21:33,835 --> 00:21:34,795 What do you mean? 500 00:21:35,003 --> 00:21:36,755 I am fresh out. Sorry. 501 00:21:36,964 --> 00:21:38,257 People stock up on the weekends, 502 00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:40,300 especially since the casino opened. 503 00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:44,721 Goddamn it. 504 00:21:47,891 --> 00:21:48,642 Shit. 505 00:21:49,184 --> 00:21:50,227 Fat lot of help you are, 506 00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:51,645 sittin' here. 507 00:21:55,274 --> 00:21:57,776 Come on, Fiona, just get through it. 508 00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:04,616 ♪♪ Julie was alive on a Monday ♪♪ 509 00:22:04,825 --> 00:22:08,620 ♪♪ Feeling better than an hour before ♪♪ 510 00:22:08,829 --> 00:22:12,416 ♪♪ He was tryna get a little idea what ♪♪ 511 00:22:12,624 --> 00:22:14,251 ♪♪ The rest of us want ♪♪ 512 00:22:17,212 --> 00:22:20,465 ♪♪ Wasn't ever meant to be in the spotlight ♪♪ 513 00:22:20,716 --> 00:22:25,387 ♪♪ It was just the way it happened to fall ♪♪ 514 00:22:25,595 --> 00:22:28,598 ♪♪ That naturally long physique that ♪♪ 515 00:22:28,807 --> 00:22:31,101 ♪♪ The rest of us want ♪♪ 516 00:22:42,154 --> 00:22:43,155 Really? 517 00:22:49,244 --> 00:22:50,162 Can I help you? 518 00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:52,622 Yes, hi. I called in an order for the morning after pill. 519 00:22:52,956 --> 00:22:53,665 No, you didn't. 520 00:22:53,874 --> 00:22:54,958 It's not by prescription. 521 00:22:55,334 --> 00:22:56,793 Uh, yes, I... 522 00:22:57,002 --> 00:22:58,128 please? 523 00:22:59,671 --> 00:23:02,007 $65 and your ID, please. 524 00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:03,717 Yes, thank you. 525 00:23:08,472 --> 00:23:10,390 Sorry, you have to be 17 in Missouri to buy the pill. 526 00:23:10,599 --> 00:23:11,558 What? 527 00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:13,226 No. I'm almost 17. 528 00:23:14,353 --> 00:23:15,062 That's ridiculous. 529 00:23:15,270 --> 00:23:17,147 If I'm not 17, I have to have another baby? 530 00:23:17,606 --> 00:23:18,899 That doesn't even make any sense. 531 00:23:21,193 --> 00:23:22,861 Well, what am I supposed to do? 532 00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:26,573 God. Fuckin' Missouri. 533 00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:37,918 That's his truck. 534 00:23:41,254 --> 00:23:42,881 The hell is that sticking out of the truck? 535 00:23:46,510 --> 00:23:48,387 I think it's Michael Jordan's arm. 536 00:23:49,054 --> 00:23:49,971 United Center? 537 00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:52,057 You got to be fucking kidding me. 538 00:23:52,933 --> 00:23:54,518 Apparently he looted a bakery. 539 00:23:58,021 --> 00:23:59,898 Okay. Shit's now getting dark. 540 00:24:00,565 --> 00:24:01,900 What are we gonna find next, a body? 541 00:24:02,567 --> 00:24:03,485 Why do you even care about this dude? 542 00:24:03,693 --> 00:24:04,569 He's a psycho. 543 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:06,196 Done worse. 544 00:24:07,864 --> 00:24:09,699 Oh, it's extensions, see? 545 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,660 So? What does that even mean? 546 00:24:11,868 --> 00:24:12,828 It's like a goddamn puzzle. 547 00:24:13,745 --> 00:24:14,496 It means he's a drunk. 548 00:24:14,704 --> 00:24:15,497 Come on, help me get the arm. 549 00:24:15,914 --> 00:24:16,748 Why? 550 00:24:17,541 --> 00:24:19,543 'Cause if Bulls fans find it in Brad's truck, 551 00:24:19,751 --> 00:24:21,044 they're gonna skin him alive. 552 00:24:21,253 --> 00:24:21,920 Come on. 553 00:24:22,129 --> 00:24:23,547 What the hell are you gonna do with it? 554 00:24:24,339 --> 00:24:26,299 Oh, it weighs like 1,000 pounds. 555 00:24:26,508 --> 00:24:27,801 Yeah, I know. 556 00:24:41,982 --> 00:24:43,859 Excuse me, ma'am? Would you please help me? 557 00:24:44,401 --> 00:24:46,153 I made a mistake and I'm trying to take responsibility for it. 558 00:24:46,736 --> 00:24:47,696 I had a little bit too much to drink, 559 00:24:47,904 --> 00:24:49,322 and I didn't use any protection. 560 00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:51,450 Would you be so kind as to buy me the morning after pill? 561 00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:52,993 - Of course. - Really? 562 00:24:53,827 --> 00:24:54,828 I really appreciate that. 563 00:24:55,036 --> 00:24:56,037 Thank you. 564 00:24:56,246 --> 00:24:57,205 Sisters gotta stick together. 565 00:25:11,178 --> 00:25:12,721 Have you guys ever experimented? 566 00:25:13,513 --> 00:25:14,806 Like in chemistry class? 567 00:25:15,015 --> 00:25:16,224 - I took shop. - Me too. 568 00:25:16,433 --> 00:25:17,934 No, not a chemistry experiment. 569 00:25:18,143 --> 00:25:19,561 But, like, you know... 570 00:25:21,396 --> 00:25:22,397 ...sexually? 571 00:25:24,191 --> 00:25:24,816 No. 572 00:25:25,484 --> 00:25:26,359 Nope. 573 00:25:26,943 --> 00:25:29,279 Oh, you mean like rolling her over? 574 00:25:32,657 --> 00:25:34,326 No. Forget it. 575 00:25:41,958 --> 00:25:44,419 Jesus! 576 00:25:45,295 --> 00:25:46,296 Who died? 577 00:25:46,922 --> 00:25:50,175 Gotta look sharp for my Employee of the Month portrait session. 578 00:25:50,717 --> 00:25:53,220 Just another rung up the ladder, boys. 579 00:25:53,637 --> 00:25:56,973 Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have. 580 00:26:02,187 --> 00:26:03,688 - Hey. - Oh, hi, Franny. 581 00:26:03,897 --> 00:26:06,024 Good morning. How are you? It's Mommy. 582 00:26:06,483 --> 00:26:08,068 I'll be back in just a few minutes. 583 00:26:09,152 --> 00:26:10,028 Oh, sweetie. 584 00:26:10,237 --> 00:26:11,821 I know someday you may want a brother or sister, 585 00:26:12,030 --> 00:26:13,573 but... right now I need to make sure 586 00:26:13,782 --> 00:26:15,909 I can finish welding school so I can get a sweet job 587 00:26:16,117 --> 00:26:17,369 and we can get a house, 588 00:26:17,911 --> 00:26:19,246 a yard, and a swing set... 589 00:26:19,454 --> 00:26:20,121 how about that? 590 00:26:20,330 --> 00:26:21,206 Wouldn't that be fun? 591 00:26:21,790 --> 00:26:22,832 But right now if I had another baby, 592 00:26:23,041 --> 00:26:24,543 that would be a really big disaster. 593 00:26:25,293 --> 00:26:26,127 Hey, did you get it? 594 00:26:27,921 --> 00:26:28,713 Hey! 595 00:26:30,715 --> 00:26:31,883 Where's my pill?! 596 00:26:32,717 --> 00:26:34,469 No fucking way! 597 00:26:36,763 --> 00:26:38,390 Give me back my money! 598 00:26:39,349 --> 00:26:40,308 Get offa me! 599 00:26:40,809 --> 00:26:41,810 You slut! 600 00:26:42,561 --> 00:26:43,436 Mama. 601 00:26:48,858 --> 00:26:49,734 Damn. 602 00:26:50,402 --> 00:26:51,361 Hey. 603 00:26:55,073 --> 00:26:57,033 You are so beautiful. 604 00:26:57,826 --> 00:27:00,036 Thanks. 605 00:27:00,245 --> 00:27:01,621 You know what I just realized? 606 00:27:02,581 --> 00:27:03,373 Is something wrong? 607 00:27:04,165 --> 00:27:06,710 If I were gay, I would be all over you. 608 00:27:06,918 --> 00:27:09,296 You're gorgeous, and I already love you, but... 609 00:27:09,963 --> 00:27:12,090 I'm just not interested in your vagina. 610 00:27:12,299 --> 00:27:14,759 And that tells me that I'm not a lesbian. 611 00:27:14,968 --> 00:27:16,177 Simple logic. 612 00:27:16,803 --> 00:27:18,763 Does this have anything to do with the Russian invasion 613 00:27:18,972 --> 00:27:20,765 of your pussoir again? 614 00:27:21,016 --> 00:27:24,185 There's something about that angry bitch that gets me off 615 00:27:24,394 --> 00:27:26,896 even when I want to stab her with a rusty carving knife. 616 00:27:27,147 --> 00:27:28,857 It's pretty obvious, isn't it? 617 00:27:29,858 --> 00:27:32,068 You like it when she bosses you around. 618 00:27:32,444 --> 00:27:34,154 I do not like it. It pisses me off. 619 00:27:34,404 --> 00:27:36,489 Well, it doesn't piss off your vagina. 620 00:27:36,948 --> 00:27:38,658 V, you like to be dominated. 621 00:27:39,576 --> 00:27:41,536 Dominated? Have you met me? 622 00:27:45,707 --> 00:27:47,042 I brought you the schedule. 623 00:27:52,130 --> 00:27:54,674 Melody can't do Wednesdays 'cause of her mom's chemo, 624 00:27:54,883 --> 00:27:57,344 and Sierra can't do Saturday mornings 625 00:27:57,552 --> 00:27:58,887 'cause of Lucas's T-ball, 626 00:27:59,095 --> 00:28:00,513 so switch those and they're good. 627 00:28:02,599 --> 00:28:04,643 This is the most fucked up place I've ever seen. 628 00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:07,145 So the old lady died? 629 00:28:07,854 --> 00:28:08,938 Her name was Helen. 630 00:28:10,815 --> 00:28:12,692 Her husband got killed in Vietnam. 631 00:28:13,943 --> 00:28:14,778 Look. 632 00:28:17,238 --> 00:28:18,365 She was pregnant. 633 00:28:19,574 --> 00:28:20,742 See? 634 00:28:21,284 --> 00:28:22,702 It was a little girl. 635 00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:28,166 They got married just down the block 636 00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:29,542 right before he shipped out. 637 00:28:31,670 --> 00:28:33,880 May 12th, 1972. 638 00:28:34,506 --> 00:28:36,341 New Covenant Baptist Church. 639 00:28:39,386 --> 00:28:41,179 I mean, that could be me, V. 640 00:28:41,805 --> 00:28:44,557 An old lady, dying alone. 641 00:28:45,058 --> 00:28:47,310 Nothing but purple clothes in the closet. 642 00:28:48,144 --> 00:28:48,895 Nope. 643 00:28:49,104 --> 00:28:50,438 You're not gettin' rid of me. 644 00:28:50,647 --> 00:28:52,357 And I will never let you wear purple. 645 00:28:54,818 --> 00:28:56,486 Quit screwing around and clean this shit out. 646 00:28:59,572 --> 00:29:02,033 Dominated? Really? 647 00:29:02,701 --> 00:29:04,744 Do you have a better explanation? 648 00:29:31,312 --> 00:29:32,355 The lesson here 649 00:29:32,564 --> 00:29:34,065 is that in America, 650 00:29:34,274 --> 00:29:36,359 if you keep your head down and work hard, 651 00:29:36,568 --> 00:29:38,278 you will be rewarded. 652 00:29:40,196 --> 00:29:41,156 Hm. 653 00:29:42,157 --> 00:29:43,158 Mount up. 654 00:29:58,214 --> 00:29:59,382 Does it have Bluetooth? 655 00:30:03,178 --> 00:30:03,803 Crank it. 656 00:30:06,806 --> 00:30:07,515 Let's ride. 657 00:30:14,731 --> 00:30:15,482 - Whore! - Redneck! 658 00:30:15,690 --> 00:30:16,316 - Baby killer! - Fuckin' thief! 659 00:30:16,524 --> 00:30:17,275 How would you like it if 660 00:30:17,484 --> 00:30:18,693 somebody scraped you out of their vagina?! Huh?! 661 00:30:18,902 --> 00:30:20,195 Oh, I would be fuckin' fine with it... 662 00:30:20,403 --> 00:30:21,529 How would you like that?! 663 00:30:21,738 --> 00:30:23,114 ...because it would mean I'd never met a stupid cunt like you 664 00:30:23,323 --> 00:30:25,784 who thinks she knows what to do with other people's uteruses! 665 00:30:25,992 --> 00:30:27,827 One of these bitches better make bail before dark 666 00:30:28,036 --> 00:30:29,496 or it's gonna be a long damn night. 667 00:30:49,808 --> 00:30:50,934 If you want to experiment, 668 00:30:51,142 --> 00:30:52,894 you should do so with experienced teacher. 669 00:30:53,102 --> 00:30:54,938 Yeah, maybe, but I just don't feel very gay. 670 00:30:55,146 --> 00:30:56,815 Man, woman-- what difference does it make 671 00:30:57,023 --> 00:30:58,191 if you get pleasure? 672 00:30:58,399 --> 00:31:00,819 A cock is nothing more than a deformed clitoris. 673 00:31:03,446 --> 00:31:04,531 I don't have very good gay-dar. 674 00:31:04,739 --> 00:31:05,657 I wouldn't know where to look. 675 00:31:05,865 --> 00:31:08,117 Do not look past the trees to the forest. 676 00:31:08,576 --> 00:31:09,494 What the hell does that mean? 677 00:31:09,702 --> 00:31:10,995 Is that some Russian proverb or something? 678 00:31:11,246 --> 00:31:12,705 'Cause it's very confusing and not helping. 679 00:31:16,709 --> 00:31:17,710 Hm? 680 00:31:17,961 --> 00:31:19,170 What? 681 00:31:20,004 --> 00:31:21,631 - Don Wessel's kid? - Mmm. 682 00:31:22,298 --> 00:31:24,509 He was first team all-city linebacker a few years ago. 683 00:31:35,478 --> 00:31:36,855 Oh, my God. 684 00:31:38,147 --> 00:31:39,983 Grandma said she was crazy, but... 685 00:31:41,985 --> 00:31:43,278 ...wow. 686 00:31:44,112 --> 00:31:46,322 Hi. I'm Fiona. 687 00:31:46,656 --> 00:31:47,824 Are you her daughter? 688 00:31:48,157 --> 00:31:49,284 No, I'm her niece. 689 00:31:49,492 --> 00:31:51,119 Her daughter's been dead for years. 690 00:31:51,744 --> 00:31:53,204 I was Helen's landlady. 691 00:31:53,413 --> 00:31:56,291 Sylvie. The police called. 692 00:31:56,833 --> 00:31:58,376 I'm her only relative, I guess. 693 00:31:58,585 --> 00:31:59,711 You didn't know her? 694 00:32:00,128 --> 00:32:01,379 No. Not really. 695 00:32:02,380 --> 00:32:04,924 - Huh. - Ugh, this is awful. 696 00:32:05,466 --> 00:32:08,303 Yeah. She was alone here for a long time. 697 00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:09,762 Except for this little guy. 698 00:32:13,016 --> 00:32:15,351 She hadn't spoken to the family for years. 699 00:32:16,185 --> 00:32:17,145 Any idea why? 700 00:32:17,353 --> 00:32:19,022 Her and Grandma fought about something. 701 00:32:20,607 --> 00:32:21,816 Strange, huh? 702 00:32:22,025 --> 00:32:23,818 Whole life, no forgiveness. 703 00:32:26,571 --> 00:32:28,197 Yeah, that's a shame. 704 00:32:28,406 --> 00:32:30,283 So I'm the lucky heir to all of this? 705 00:32:30,491 --> 00:32:31,701 Lucky you. 706 00:32:31,910 --> 00:32:33,786 I'll leave you to look through it all. 707 00:32:34,245 --> 00:32:35,747 It just looks like a bunch of garbage. 708 00:32:35,955 --> 00:32:37,665 Well, I did find a few photos... 709 00:32:37,874 --> 00:32:40,501 I'm gonna call my husband. Bring in some reinforcements. 710 00:32:42,086 --> 00:32:43,004 Okay. 711 00:32:44,213 --> 00:32:46,716 Ah, you gotta stay here, okay? 712 00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:50,011 Animal control is gonna come for her dog. 713 00:32:52,096 --> 00:32:53,473 Hi, thanks for calling. 714 00:32:53,681 --> 00:32:54,891 I'm not able to answer my phone right now. 715 00:32:59,729 --> 00:33:00,480 Son... 716 00:33:04,776 --> 00:33:06,694 What say we pick up some hos? 717 00:33:09,739 --> 00:33:11,282 Apparently civilization has reached 718 00:33:11,491 --> 00:33:12,867 a new low water mark, Dominique. 719 00:33:13,117 --> 00:33:16,663 Last night, a vandal severed the arm of Michael Jordan. 720 00:33:17,246 --> 00:33:20,041 That's right, Chicago's greatest hero has been mutilated, 721 00:33:20,249 --> 00:33:23,002 no doubt by some crazed Celtics fan. 722 00:33:23,628 --> 00:33:24,504 Hey. 723 00:33:25,088 --> 00:33:26,506 Uh, you remember a guy that might've 724 00:33:26,714 --> 00:33:27,548 accidentally taken these? 725 00:33:27,757 --> 00:33:29,842 I remember drunk assholes. 726 00:33:30,551 --> 00:33:31,803 There was more than one asshole? 727 00:33:32,512 --> 00:33:34,681 He and his girlfriend were in here all night. 728 00:33:35,473 --> 00:33:36,766 His girlfriend? 729 00:33:37,517 --> 00:33:38,518 Said they wanted maple bars. 730 00:33:38,726 --> 00:33:41,062 I didn't have maple bars, so they went crazy. 731 00:33:41,771 --> 00:33:44,065 I wasn't gonna fight some drunk over some doughnuts, you know? 732 00:33:44,482 --> 00:33:46,401 - Right, yeah. - Then they come back. 733 00:33:46,609 --> 00:33:47,527 Said he felt bad. 734 00:33:47,735 --> 00:33:49,654 Gives me $2 while Little Miss Shit-Faced 735 00:33:49,862 --> 00:33:52,865 says she has to pee, only she goes in the wrong door. 736 00:33:53,116 --> 00:33:55,493 So I tell him, "Your girlfriend's in the back." 737 00:33:56,202 --> 00:33:56,911 Next thing I hear, 738 00:33:57,453 --> 00:33:58,621 they're screaming like animals, 739 00:33:58,830 --> 00:34:00,873 and he's running out the door with her hair. 740 00:34:04,210 --> 00:34:05,169 What happened to the girl? 741 00:34:16,055 --> 00:34:17,181 Jesus. 742 00:34:24,272 --> 00:34:26,733 Hey. 743 00:34:27,984 --> 00:34:30,236 - Are you okay? - Ow. 744 00:34:31,446 --> 00:34:32,238 Shit. 745 00:34:36,075 --> 00:34:37,744 Fuckin' Brad. 746 00:34:38,453 --> 00:34:40,955 Those extensions cost me $300. 747 00:34:45,376 --> 00:34:47,670 Cami's not gonna take him back. He's gone. 748 00:34:48,129 --> 00:34:49,380 You don't know that. 749 00:34:49,589 --> 00:34:52,633 You're fooling yourself. You can't save everybody. 750 00:34:52,842 --> 00:34:54,302 I'm not trying to save everybody; 751 00:34:54,510 --> 00:34:55,803 I'm trying to help my friend. 752 00:34:56,429 --> 00:34:57,764 This is the way the world is, Lip. 753 00:34:57,972 --> 00:34:59,432 - You live long enough-- - You need to walk away. 754 00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:01,893 - All right? - His sobriety is not yours. 755 00:35:02,101 --> 00:35:04,395 This codependent shit's gonna drag you down, too. 756 00:35:04,604 --> 00:35:06,439 What, like I'm not already down? 757 00:35:07,065 --> 00:35:09,484 Like my life isn't a complete fucking waste? 758 00:35:10,777 --> 00:35:11,778 Look, if Brad can't make it, 759 00:35:11,986 --> 00:35:13,613 how am I supposed to, huh? 760 00:35:14,822 --> 00:35:17,158 You think you're so smart, you old drunk prick? 761 00:35:17,366 --> 00:35:20,495 How the fuck am I supposed to make it if Brad can't?! 762 00:35:37,178 --> 00:35:37,970 Leave. 763 00:35:41,682 --> 00:35:43,142 You got no faith? 764 00:35:43,810 --> 00:35:44,936 That's on you. 765 00:35:46,229 --> 00:35:47,563 But I'm doing this. 766 00:36:11,838 --> 00:36:13,339 Listen, um... 767 00:36:13,923 --> 00:36:15,883 ...you have any idea where Brad is? 768 00:36:43,494 --> 00:36:44,287 Hi. 769 00:36:46,956 --> 00:36:47,707 Got a minute? 770 00:36:48,124 --> 00:36:49,083 Not really. 771 00:36:49,292 --> 00:36:51,794 We're short-handed today. Sue's out. 772 00:36:52,336 --> 00:36:55,339 Ian... I don't want us to fight anymore. 773 00:36:55,756 --> 00:36:56,841 Who's fighting? 774 00:36:58,926 --> 00:36:59,969 You do know that I didn't realize 775 00:37:00,178 --> 00:37:01,721 it was your shelter, right? 776 00:37:02,054 --> 00:37:03,181 What difference does that make? 777 00:37:03,681 --> 00:37:05,725 I just want to put it behind us. 778 00:37:06,601 --> 00:37:07,685 Do what you gotta do. 779 00:37:08,519 --> 00:37:10,771 Hey. We're family. 780 00:37:10,980 --> 00:37:12,899 Come on, there's nothing more important than that. 781 00:37:14,775 --> 00:37:15,610 There is to you. 782 00:37:16,569 --> 00:37:17,445 What's that supposed to mean? 783 00:37:17,653 --> 00:37:18,654 Money. 784 00:37:20,114 --> 00:37:21,532 That is so unfair. 785 00:37:23,075 --> 00:37:24,869 If I had known that it was you trying to buy it, 786 00:37:25,077 --> 00:37:26,913 I would've come to you first to talk about it. 787 00:37:27,121 --> 00:37:28,623 Still would've made the same mistake. 788 00:37:29,123 --> 00:37:30,082 So what? 789 00:37:30,291 --> 00:37:32,084 - I didn't make a mistake. - Right. 790 00:37:32,919 --> 00:37:35,421 Because what's good for Fiona can't be a mistake. 791 00:37:35,630 --> 00:37:36,714 You're wrong. 792 00:37:37,089 --> 00:37:39,383 Bunch of kids with nothing just needed a place to sleep. 793 00:37:39,592 --> 00:37:41,260 But you getting rich is more important than that. 794 00:37:41,469 --> 00:37:42,470 - Getting rich? - Yeah. 795 00:37:42,678 --> 00:37:43,930 I'm barely scraping by! 796 00:37:44,138 --> 00:37:47,308 I've been cleaning a dead body out of an apartment all day! 797 00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:50,186 Your moral compass is seriously fucked up. 798 00:37:50,394 --> 00:37:51,687 Moral compass? 799 00:37:51,896 --> 00:37:54,315 I've been working my ass off trying to make a life for myself 800 00:37:54,523 --> 00:37:55,858 and you turn on me? 801 00:37:56,359 --> 00:37:58,819 For what? A bunch of strangers? 802 00:37:59,028 --> 00:38:01,113 Why should I sacrifice everything I worked for 803 00:38:01,322 --> 00:38:02,698 just so they can move into that building? 804 00:38:02,907 --> 00:38:04,283 Because they're helpless, and you're not! 805 00:38:04,742 --> 00:38:05,701 That's bullshit. 806 00:38:05,910 --> 00:38:08,079 They have just as much of a chance as I ever had. 807 00:38:08,287 --> 00:38:09,747 The fuck--I'm not gonna apologize to you 808 00:38:09,997 --> 00:38:11,916 or anybody else for trying to better myself. 809 00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:13,960 Better all of us. 810 00:38:17,672 --> 00:38:19,215 I don't know who you are anymore. 811 00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:30,893 You should really shave, you know that? 812 00:38:33,646 --> 00:38:34,730 Dinner... 813 00:38:35,314 --> 00:38:36,649 is served. 814 00:38:43,155 --> 00:38:43,990 Nice cock. 815 00:38:44,198 --> 00:38:45,241 It'll look even better in your mouth. 816 00:38:45,449 --> 00:38:46,200 Mm. 817 00:38:47,493 --> 00:38:48,619 It's no clitoris. 818 00:38:50,538 --> 00:38:53,624 And it's big in a way that's hard for me to accept. 819 00:38:53,833 --> 00:38:55,918 I appreciate the Yelp review. 820 00:38:56,127 --> 00:38:57,211 Now could you get started? 821 00:39:09,348 --> 00:39:10,182 I don't even have a hard-on. 822 00:39:10,975 --> 00:39:12,560 - Bullshit. - Dude, I swear. 823 00:39:13,060 --> 00:39:13,894 That's impossible. 824 00:39:14,103 --> 00:39:15,229 No, I got nothin'. 825 00:39:15,730 --> 00:39:17,356 No way. It--look at me. 826 00:39:17,565 --> 00:39:19,442 Look at both of us. We're like Greek gods. 827 00:39:19,650 --> 00:39:20,484 Let me see. 828 00:39:27,616 --> 00:39:28,909 Dude, are you even gay? 829 00:39:31,537 --> 00:39:34,123 No. Apparently not. 830 00:40:02,735 --> 00:40:03,611 Hi. 831 00:40:04,653 --> 00:40:05,988 Hey. 832 00:40:06,364 --> 00:40:08,699 We'll have this place cleaned out in a few hours. 833 00:40:09,867 --> 00:40:11,369 Great. Thanks. 834 00:40:12,161 --> 00:40:14,038 I don't suppose there's a cleaning deposit on it? 835 00:40:14,622 --> 00:40:16,290 Uh, no. Sorry. 836 00:40:18,334 --> 00:40:19,668 Oh, there were, um... 837 00:40:20,169 --> 00:40:21,879 I put a few of her photos 838 00:40:22,088 --> 00:40:24,048 right on top of that little table right there. 839 00:40:24,715 --> 00:40:25,758 Oh, I didn't see 'em. 840 00:40:27,676 --> 00:40:29,804 You know, we just don't have room for all of this junk. 841 00:40:30,388 --> 00:40:31,430 Yeah. Of course. 842 00:40:42,441 --> 00:40:44,193 ♪♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪♪ 843 00:40:44,402 --> 00:40:46,487 ♪♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪♪ 844 00:40:47,988 --> 00:40:49,740 ♪♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪♪ 845 00:40:49,949 --> 00:40:51,492 ♪♪ I got my life tied up ♪♪ 846 00:40:51,700 --> 00:40:53,536 ♪♪ Inside ♪♪ 847 00:40:53,744 --> 00:40:57,331 ♪♪ I know just what I'm after, all right ♪♪ 848 00:40:59,708 --> 00:41:02,294 ♪♪ Ah, ah ♪♪ 849 00:41:04,338 --> 00:41:07,383 ♪♪ Ah, ah ♪♪ 850 00:41:07,591 --> 00:41:09,051 It's closed. Let's go. 851 00:41:11,470 --> 00:41:12,888 I'm gonna take a walk around the block. 852 00:41:13,597 --> 00:41:15,182 You know this guy isn't worth it, right? 853 00:41:16,225 --> 00:41:17,268 Just take a minute. 854 00:41:45,921 --> 00:41:46,839 Hey. 855 00:41:49,383 --> 00:41:50,468 Brad! 856 00:41:52,928 --> 00:41:54,138 Come on. 857 00:41:55,222 --> 00:41:56,765 Hey. 858 00:42:00,019 --> 00:42:01,479 No. 859 00:42:01,687 --> 00:42:03,314 I g--I gotta-- 860 00:42:03,522 --> 00:42:05,983 I-I wrecked her hair. 861 00:42:06,192 --> 00:42:07,818 I'm waitin' for Wynona. 862 00:42:08,027 --> 00:42:10,196 Yeah, all right, let's just wait in the car, okay? 863 00:42:10,404 --> 00:42:11,614 Come here. 864 00:42:12,740 --> 00:42:14,700 Wh-what the fuck are you doing? 865 00:42:15,451 --> 00:42:17,119 - I'm taking you home. - No. 866 00:42:17,328 --> 00:42:18,913 - No, I-- - Easy. 867 00:42:19,121 --> 00:42:20,623 Easy, easy, easy. Easy. Come on. 868 00:42:20,831 --> 00:42:23,083 Just get... all right? 869 00:42:23,751 --> 00:42:24,752 Get in the car, all right? 870 00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:26,170 No. No! 871 00:42:26,378 --> 00:42:27,838 I-I said leave me alone! 872 00:42:28,380 --> 00:42:29,465 Asshole. 873 00:42:30,466 --> 00:42:32,051 Look, I'm not leaving you, all right? 874 00:42:32,259 --> 00:42:33,344 I'm taking you-- 875 00:42:33,552 --> 00:42:35,137 Ffff... 876 00:42:35,387 --> 00:42:36,597 fuck. 877 00:42:45,231 --> 00:42:46,857 Aah! 878 00:42:47,107 --> 00:42:47,858 Argh! 879 00:43:02,540 --> 00:43:04,375 That's the one that eats human flesh? 880 00:43:08,837 --> 00:43:10,214 Come on, is that necessary? 881 00:43:10,464 --> 00:43:12,841 I've been bit by big and small. 882 00:43:13,509 --> 00:43:14,468 Hurts every time. 883 00:43:26,313 --> 00:43:30,401 ♪♪ Right in front of my eyes ♪♪ 884 00:43:44,456 --> 00:43:45,791 I tried, okay? 885 00:43:47,209 --> 00:43:48,961 But I'm not even part gay. 886 00:43:49,295 --> 00:43:51,088 I'm just a boring hetero dude. 887 00:43:51,297 --> 00:43:53,757 So go ahead, you and Svet can have your spas-gasms. 888 00:43:53,966 --> 00:43:55,634 I'll just be here on the couch, jerking off. 889 00:43:56,385 --> 00:43:57,845 Well, it was brave of you to try. 890 00:43:59,013 --> 00:44:01,265 The truth is, I just wanted to make you jealous. 891 00:44:02,099 --> 00:44:03,225 Like I am. 892 00:44:05,978 --> 00:44:07,813 You don't have to be jealous, babe. 893 00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:10,399 I think Fiona helped me realize 894 00:44:10,608 --> 00:44:12,234 what her real power is over me. 895 00:44:12,443 --> 00:44:13,360 It's not the vagina. 896 00:44:15,070 --> 00:44:17,114 What could be more powerful than a vagina? 897 00:44:17,323 --> 00:44:18,699 It's her bitchiness. 898 00:44:18,907 --> 00:44:20,909 It's not women. It's being dominated. 899 00:44:22,786 --> 00:44:23,829 Well, great. 900 00:44:25,289 --> 00:44:26,749 Maybe I could do that for you. 901 00:44:27,207 --> 00:44:27,875 You? 902 00:44:28,083 --> 00:44:28,751 Sure. 903 00:44:30,628 --> 00:44:31,795 Why not? 904 00:44:32,421 --> 00:44:33,631 What could I do? Just tell me. 905 00:44:34,465 --> 00:44:35,507 Give me some ideas. 906 00:44:35,716 --> 00:44:37,718 I'll try anything you ask. I'm yours to command. 907 00:44:37,926 --> 00:44:40,929 Just tell me... how to dominate you. 908 00:44:41,472 --> 00:44:43,390 I think you're missing the point, babe. 909 00:44:45,017 --> 00:44:45,976 All right, I'll go. 910 00:44:46,644 --> 00:44:47,811 I'll be right back 911 00:44:48,354 --> 00:44:50,189 and boss you around, okay? 912 00:45:02,576 --> 00:45:04,203 Who let me be a father? 913 00:45:05,621 --> 00:45:08,332 That kid is so screwed having me as an old man. 914 00:45:10,959 --> 00:45:12,961 Everyone's old man is an asshole. 915 00:45:14,588 --> 00:45:16,215 You're not special. 916 00:45:18,342 --> 00:45:19,927 Tell me I didn't fuck Yoli. 917 00:45:24,306 --> 00:45:25,641 I can't go back. 918 00:45:25,849 --> 00:45:27,351 I can't face Cami. 919 00:45:29,311 --> 00:45:30,688 They're better off without me. 920 00:45:33,357 --> 00:45:34,233 Drink your coffee. 921 00:45:35,734 --> 00:45:37,277 I just don't have it, man. 922 00:45:38,987 --> 00:45:40,531 I don't have the strength. 923 00:45:42,866 --> 00:45:44,201 Let me go. Just... 924 00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:46,161 ...let me go. 925 00:45:53,127 --> 00:45:53,794 Look at me. 926 00:45:56,213 --> 00:45:57,715 You think you're such a fuckup? 927 00:45:57,923 --> 00:45:58,841 You got everything, man. 928 00:45:59,049 --> 00:46:01,385 Everything that matters, you've got. 929 00:46:01,593 --> 00:46:03,095 You think that was an accident? 930 00:46:03,303 --> 00:46:05,264 You built that family. 931 00:46:05,472 --> 00:46:07,850 Right? You built that business. 932 00:46:08,058 --> 00:46:10,477 Hard work. Recovery every day. 933 00:46:10,686 --> 00:46:13,480 You have a life. You have people that love you. 934 00:46:13,981 --> 00:46:15,190 'Cause you deserve it. 935 00:46:18,861 --> 00:46:21,530 So shut the hell up, you whiny bitch. 936 00:46:21,739 --> 00:46:22,990 Drink your coffee. 937 00:46:27,453 --> 00:46:28,912 And then you're gonna start over. 938 00:46:38,797 --> 00:46:41,049 I hurt my hand on your fuckin' ribs. 939 00:46:41,258 --> 00:46:43,802 Yeah. I think you might've broke one, too. 940 00:46:44,011 --> 00:46:46,180 Good, asshole. I owe you. 941 00:46:47,306 --> 00:46:48,682 Hey. Hey, turn that up. 942 00:46:49,099 --> 00:46:50,350 And the search 943 00:46:50,559 --> 00:46:53,061 for the most hated man in Chicago continues, 944 00:46:53,270 --> 00:46:55,439 as the fate of the Michael Jordan statue's arm 945 00:46:56,148 --> 00:46:57,566 remains a mystery. 946 00:46:57,775 --> 00:47:00,861 Somebody cut off the arm of the Michael Jordan statue? 947 00:47:01,945 --> 00:47:04,531 What kind of asshole would do something like that? 948 00:47:08,911 --> 00:47:09,912 No. 949 00:47:11,371 --> 00:47:13,165 No way. 950 00:47:13,373 --> 00:47:15,918 It's just 'cause I-- I love him so much, man. 951 00:47:17,669 --> 00:47:19,171 What did I do with it? 952 00:47:19,379 --> 00:47:20,214 Because, you know... 953 00:47:21,465 --> 00:47:24,176 I-I'll be burned at the stake if people find out. 954 00:47:24,384 --> 00:47:25,636 It's taken care of. 955 00:47:48,575 --> 00:47:49,827 Lady? 956 00:47:51,328 --> 00:47:52,204 What? 957 00:47:53,914 --> 00:47:56,250 - Do you have any kids? - No. 958 00:47:56,542 --> 00:47:57,960 You didn't want any? 959 00:48:00,504 --> 00:48:01,588 I can't. 960 00:48:04,132 --> 00:48:05,133 Sorry. 961 00:48:05,342 --> 00:48:06,218 Go to hell. 962 00:48:07,386 --> 00:48:09,221 There's a gay guy, a black dude, 963 00:48:09,429 --> 00:48:11,557 and a terrorist with a baby here to bail you out. 964 00:48:12,891 --> 00:48:14,351 Let your baby live! 965 00:48:17,354 --> 00:48:18,647 - Hi, Franny! - There's your mommy. 966 00:48:18,856 --> 00:48:19,731 Thank you. 967 00:48:24,027 --> 00:48:25,404 There you go. 968 00:48:25,612 --> 00:48:26,738 You're the best, Frank. 969 00:48:27,072 --> 00:48:29,741 And congratulations on Employee of the Month. 970 00:48:29,950 --> 00:48:32,077 Can't imagine why it took so long. 971 00:48:33,871 --> 00:48:35,372 Frank Gallagher? 972 00:48:35,581 --> 00:48:36,540 Chuck Hartley. 973 00:48:36,748 --> 00:48:37,541 From corporate. 974 00:48:37,749 --> 00:48:38,458 Oh! 975 00:48:38,667 --> 00:48:40,377 A pleasure to meet one of the elite. 976 00:48:41,169 --> 00:48:42,754 Can we talk for a minute in Mr. Singh's office? 977 00:48:43,338 --> 00:48:44,339 Sure. 978 00:48:44,548 --> 00:48:45,465 Go to the loading dock. 979 00:48:45,966 --> 00:48:47,718 Go to the loading dock, please. 980 00:48:50,137 --> 00:48:51,680 Adeeb's not joining us? 981 00:48:51,889 --> 00:48:54,349 I'm-I'm sorry to say no. 982 00:48:54,558 --> 00:48:57,561 Um... 983 00:48:57,769 --> 00:49:00,397 Mr. Singh was let go yesterday. 984 00:49:02,733 --> 00:49:05,402 Chuck, if I may, this is not easy for me. 985 00:49:05,611 --> 00:49:08,989 Adeeb was a dear friend as well as a colleague. 986 00:49:09,239 --> 00:49:10,490 He took a chance on me. 987 00:49:10,699 --> 00:49:12,784 In a way, he gave me a new life. 988 00:49:12,993 --> 00:49:14,036 He was first-rate, all right. 989 00:49:14,286 --> 00:49:16,663 So you can understand that... 990 00:49:17,456 --> 00:49:19,207 ...though I am flattered... 991 00:49:19,833 --> 00:49:22,252 ...and yes, ready to step into his place, 992 00:49:22,461 --> 00:49:24,254 I do it with a heavy heart. 993 00:49:24,838 --> 00:49:28,008 I'd thought it would be a while before I replaced him. 994 00:49:28,550 --> 00:49:29,927 Oh. 995 00:49:30,135 --> 00:49:31,386 Frank... 996 00:49:31,595 --> 00:49:33,347 you have the wrong idea. 997 00:49:34,473 --> 00:49:36,016 Oh. 998 00:49:36,224 --> 00:49:37,142 Is that so? 999 00:49:37,351 --> 00:49:39,728 Well, if this is a, uh... 1000 00:49:39,937 --> 00:49:42,064 a move to corporate... 1001 00:49:42,272 --> 00:49:44,483 I'm here to let you go, too. 1002 00:49:44,691 --> 00:49:45,776 What? 1003 00:49:48,862 --> 00:49:50,530 Today is your last day. 1004 00:49:50,739 --> 00:49:52,282 I-I don't understand. 1005 00:49:52,491 --> 00:49:54,826 I'm Employee of the Month. What did I do wrong? 1006 00:49:55,035 --> 00:49:57,245 Oh, my gosh. Nothing. 1007 00:49:58,413 --> 00:49:59,957 Nothing at all. 1008 00:50:00,165 --> 00:50:02,417 You were the model employee. 1009 00:50:04,628 --> 00:50:07,923 Corporate is shutting down the store. 1010 00:50:08,131 --> 00:50:11,301 Half the stores in the country, actually. 1011 00:50:12,511 --> 00:50:14,888 See, the Internet gutted us, 1012 00:50:15,097 --> 00:50:18,141 like a--an alien popping out of our stomachs 1013 00:50:18,350 --> 00:50:20,519 and eating our brains. 1014 00:50:24,064 --> 00:50:25,899 I'm working my way across the country 1015 00:50:26,108 --> 00:50:27,567 like the Angel of Death. 1016 00:50:30,570 --> 00:50:32,656 And once I finish burying Spokane, 1017 00:50:32,864 --> 00:50:34,866 there'll only be one man left to fire. 1018 00:50:35,075 --> 00:50:36,243 Who's that? 1019 00:50:37,369 --> 00:50:38,578 Myself. 1020 00:50:46,169 --> 00:50:47,921 I wish you luck, my friend. 1021 00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:50,549 Thank you, Chuck. 1022 00:50:50,757 --> 00:50:53,593 But men like us-- we land on our feet. 1023 00:50:53,802 --> 00:50:56,638 We're diligent, dependable, honest. 1024 00:50:56,847 --> 00:50:59,725 We got gumption, can-do spirit. 1025 00:50:59,933 --> 00:51:01,727 Temporary setback at best. 1026 00:51:03,395 --> 00:51:04,271 Right. 1027 00:51:16,616 --> 00:51:19,036 Dang it! Ah, we're running out of time! 1028 00:51:19,578 --> 00:51:20,662 I got this. 1029 00:51:22,205 --> 00:51:23,415 I'll get the pill. 1030 00:51:24,124 --> 00:51:25,584 Allah 'akbar! 1031 00:51:27,794 --> 00:51:28,462 Seriously?! 1032 00:51:28,670 --> 00:51:31,256 Allah 'akbar! 1033 00:51:31,465 --> 00:51:33,508 Allah! 1034 00:51:35,010 --> 00:51:36,428 Come on, let's go! 1035 00:51:38,096 --> 00:51:39,723 Can I have the morning after pill, please? 1036 00:52:12,130 --> 00:52:12,923 What do you think? 1037 00:52:16,927 --> 00:52:17,886 What do you think? 1038 00:52:18,095 --> 00:52:19,346 Oh! 1039 00:52:19,554 --> 00:52:21,348 Not a chance, pal. 1040 00:53:11,356 --> 00:53:13,942 Ladies and gentlemen, do you believe in miracles? 1041 00:53:14,151 --> 00:53:16,278 Because the city of Chicago woke to find 1042 00:53:16,486 --> 00:53:18,572 the lost dunking arm of Michael Jordan 1043 00:53:18,780 --> 00:53:20,115 has reappeared, 1044 00:53:20,365 --> 00:53:22,200 now planted at Ping Tom Park-- 1045 00:53:22,409 --> 00:53:24,703 or as the citizens of Chicago are demanding, 1046 00:53:24,911 --> 00:53:26,872 "His Airness Memorial Park." 1047 00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:29,708 MJ's arm reaches majestically 1048 00:53:29,916 --> 00:53:32,210 and eternally to the heavens. 1049 00:53:32,419 --> 00:53:34,045 What could be more fitting? 1050 00:53:34,421 --> 00:53:35,881 John, back to you.