1 00:00:02,128 --> 00:00:03,463 I'm dealing with the terrible twos 2 00:00:03,672 --> 00:00:04,881 and you can't even get your shit together enough 3 00:00:05,090 --> 00:00:06,549 to remembered what happened last week? 4 00:00:06,758 --> 00:00:08,176 It's really fuckin' sad. 5 00:00:08,635 --> 00:00:10,220 Looks more like a crack pipe burn. 6 00:00:10,428 --> 00:00:11,513 Switch hands every now and then. 7 00:00:11,721 --> 00:00:13,974 Or better yet, lay off the crack. 8 00:00:14,182 --> 00:00:15,809 She took on a bouncer at The Three Aces. 9 00:00:16,017 --> 00:00:18,228 No shit, that Samoan could do some serious damage. 10 00:00:18,436 --> 00:00:20,230 No, knucklehead, Eddie fucked up the bouncer. 11 00:00:20,814 --> 00:00:23,566 I'd rather do something with you that doesn't involve talking. 12 00:00:23,858 --> 00:00:27,153 Sorry, I am busy trying to help at-risk youth. 13 00:00:29,531 --> 00:00:31,574 You're the one that got us into this shit, Frank. 14 00:00:32,158 --> 00:00:34,119 And it's Francis now. I no longer resonate 15 00:00:34,327 --> 00:00:35,787 with the hard K. 16 00:00:35,996 --> 00:00:37,872 I found them. This is huge. 17 00:00:38,081 --> 00:00:39,541 These are your ancestors. 18 00:00:40,041 --> 00:00:41,042 They abandoned me. 19 00:00:41,251 --> 00:00:42,877 So they're terrible people, right? 20 00:00:43,586 --> 00:00:44,754 Bart, is that you? 21 00:00:44,963 --> 00:00:46,756 Oh, my God, it's Bart. 22 00:00:47,298 --> 00:00:48,383 I'm Bart from Kentucky. 23 00:00:48,591 --> 00:00:49,634 Bart, are you there? 24 00:00:57,726 --> 00:01:00,812 ♪♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪♪ 25 00:01:01,021 --> 00:01:03,940 ♪♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪♪ 26 00:01:04,149 --> 00:01:07,027 ♪♪ You were beaming once before ♪♪ 27 00:01:07,235 --> 00:01:10,780 ♪♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪♪ 28 00:01:11,740 --> 00:01:14,784 ♪♪ What is this downside ♪♪ 29 00:01:14,993 --> 00:01:17,704 ♪♪ That you speak of? ♪♪ 30 00:01:18,371 --> 00:01:20,457 ♪♪ What is this feeling ♪♪ 31 00:01:20,665 --> 00:01:23,835 ♪♪ You're so sure of? ♪♪ 32 00:01:32,052 --> 00:01:34,679 ♪♪ Round up the friends you got ♪♪ 33 00:01:35,221 --> 00:01:38,224 ♪♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪♪ 34 00:01:38,433 --> 00:01:41,561 ♪♪ You were willing once before ♪♪ 35 00:01:41,770 --> 00:01:45,356 ♪♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪♪ 36 00:01:46,107 --> 00:01:49,152 ♪♪ What is this downside ♪♪ 37 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:52,864 ♪♪ That you speak of? ♪♪ 38 00:01:53,073 --> 00:01:54,783 ♪♪ What is this feeling ♪♪ 39 00:01:54,991 --> 00:01:58,661 ♪♪ You're so sure of? ♪♪ 40 00:02:10,381 --> 00:02:11,758 ♪♪ Hit mute, money talks ♪♪ 41 00:02:11,966 --> 00:02:13,343 ♪♪ Bankroll like somersaults ♪♪ 42 00:02:13,551 --> 00:02:14,636 ♪♪ Used to being that underdog ♪♪ 43 00:02:14,844 --> 00:02:16,221 ♪♪ But now people seeing that juggernaut ♪♪ 44 00:02:16,429 --> 00:02:17,972 ♪♪ I don't ever look for no mark down ♪♪ 45 00:02:18,181 --> 00:02:19,307 ♪♪ Too busy knocking these marks down ♪♪ 46 00:02:19,516 --> 00:02:21,017 ♪♪ I've been under lights I need dark towns ♪♪ 47 00:02:21,226 --> 00:02:22,977 ♪♪ We going overcast till it's dark out ♪♪ 48 00:02:23,186 --> 00:02:24,395 ♪♪ We getting organized ♪♪ 49 00:02:24,604 --> 00:02:25,939 ♪♪ Get the homies notified ♪♪ 50 00:02:26,147 --> 00:02:27,732 ♪♪ Try to tell this motherfucker ♪♪ 51 00:02:27,941 --> 00:02:29,359 ♪♪ Everything is fortified ♪♪ 52 00:02:29,567 --> 00:02:30,777 ♪♪ Then we gon' mobilize ♪♪ 53 00:02:30,985 --> 00:02:32,487 ♪♪ Kick it into overdrive ♪♪ 54 00:02:32,695 --> 00:02:34,114 ♪♪ Playing Dr. Jekyll all week ♪♪ 55 00:02:34,322 --> 00:02:35,573 ♪♪ Time to say hello to Hyde ♪♪ 56 00:02:36,282 --> 00:02:37,659 ♪♪ Get that formula off the shelf ♪♪ 57 00:02:37,867 --> 00:02:39,244 ♪♪ 'Cause we 'bout to pop ♪♪ 58 00:02:39,452 --> 00:02:40,495 ♪♪ Keep it flowing all night ♪♪ 59 00:02:40,703 --> 00:02:41,746 ♪♪ No, we ain't about to stop ♪♪ 60 00:02:44,999 --> 00:02:46,251 Charge the fort. 61 00:02:48,711 --> 00:02:49,838 Charge the fort. 62 00:02:51,256 --> 00:02:52,465 Whoa, hey, buddy. 63 00:02:53,174 --> 00:02:54,092 What you got there? 64 00:02:54,300 --> 00:02:55,176 Action figures. 65 00:02:55,927 --> 00:02:57,095 Another stiffy? 66 00:02:57,303 --> 00:02:58,304 Yeah. 67 00:02:58,888 --> 00:03:00,849 Look, why don't you go get ready for school, huh? 68 00:03:02,642 --> 00:03:04,102 Be down in a sec. 69 00:03:04,310 --> 00:03:06,604 Hey, uh, c-close the door behind you. 70 00:03:07,814 --> 00:03:08,773 Thanks, bud. 71 00:03:19,742 --> 00:03:20,493 Hey, landlady, 72 00:03:20,702 --> 00:03:22,620 look what we woke up to this morning. 73 00:03:24,789 --> 00:03:26,708 How the fuck does that even happen? 74 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:29,711 Will handle ASAP. 75 00:03:39,053 --> 00:03:40,805 You guys live up the street, right? 76 00:03:41,014 --> 00:03:42,849 - Depends on who's asking. - I'm Lula, I run 77 00:03:43,099 --> 00:03:44,184 the neighborhood watch program. 78 00:03:44,392 --> 00:03:45,685 The neighborhood what? 79 00:03:45,894 --> 00:03:47,687 Several houses in the area have been broken into. 80 00:03:47,896 --> 00:03:49,439 We're asking everyone to stay alert. 81 00:03:49,647 --> 00:03:51,482 They took Miss Fenderson's ventilation machine 82 00:03:51,691 --> 00:03:53,318 two nights ago and last night was Mr. Wilson 83 00:03:53,526 --> 00:03:55,153 - across the street. - The Desert Storm guy? 84 00:03:55,361 --> 00:03:56,654 They took his Purple Heart and Silver Star 85 00:03:56,863 --> 00:03:58,323 from his mantle and his TV. 86 00:03:58,531 --> 00:04:00,491 Messing with a veteran is a serious violation 87 00:04:00,700 --> 00:04:02,327 of everything we hold dear as Americans. 88 00:04:02,535 --> 00:04:04,537 What intel do you have of the perpetrators? 89 00:04:04,746 --> 00:04:06,664 He means we'll take a flyer and keep an eye out. 90 00:04:06,873 --> 00:04:07,874 - Uh... - Thank you. 91 00:04:08,124 --> 00:04:10,543 Hey. 92 00:04:10,752 --> 00:04:12,629 - Debbie. - Neil kicked me out so he can 93 00:04:12,837 --> 00:04:14,714 live with that conniving physical therapy slut Lakisha, 94 00:04:14,923 --> 00:04:16,382 so I'm moving back in, and I don't want to hear 95 00:04:16,591 --> 00:04:17,717 your mouth or anyone else's about it 96 00:04:17,926 --> 00:04:19,802 because I am not asking for permission. 97 00:04:20,011 --> 00:04:22,180 I'm a Gallagher and I can live here any time I please 98 00:04:22,388 --> 00:04:23,723 until I'm back on my feet. 99 00:04:23,932 --> 00:04:25,475 And I don't wanna talk about how much it's going to cost 100 00:04:25,683 --> 00:04:27,393 because I'm going to pay my fair share. 101 00:04:28,186 --> 00:04:29,395 I was just gonna say hi. 102 00:04:29,604 --> 00:04:31,189 - Oh. - Grab your blow torch. 103 00:04:31,397 --> 00:04:32,690 My grown-ass druggie tenant 104 00:04:32,899 --> 00:04:34,484 got his head stuck in a fence. 105 00:04:34,692 --> 00:04:37,237 - Okay. You paying? - Yeah, same shit money 106 00:04:37,445 --> 00:04:38,863 - as usual. - Okay, but as soon as 107 00:04:39,072 --> 00:04:40,281 I pass my welding certification final, 108 00:04:40,531 --> 00:04:42,659 my fee goes up to not shit money. 109 00:04:42,867 --> 00:04:44,244 - Done. - So... 110 00:04:45,495 --> 00:04:46,871 Hey. 111 00:04:52,210 --> 00:04:55,171 I was hoping I might be able to catch you for a sec. 112 00:04:57,757 --> 00:04:59,926 Let's go, Debs. 113 00:05:03,972 --> 00:05:06,015 Liam, how many times have I told you not to answer the door 114 00:05:06,224 --> 00:05:07,392 for douche bags? 115 00:05:14,274 --> 00:05:16,067 That didn't go so well, did it? 116 00:05:25,910 --> 00:05:28,288 I can't believe I'm about to meet my real life family. 117 00:05:29,622 --> 00:05:30,957 Didn't know I had any relatives. 118 00:05:32,667 --> 00:05:34,210 How am I supposed to greet them? Do we hug? 119 00:05:34,419 --> 00:05:36,796 Kiss on the cheek? I don't wanna get it wrong. 120 00:05:37,005 --> 00:05:39,132 All of my family reunions start with my aunts 121 00:05:39,340 --> 00:05:41,968 blaming each other for who fucked up the potato salad. 122 00:05:43,094 --> 00:05:44,804 Wow, look at all the birds. 123 00:05:45,013 --> 00:05:46,597 It's all so green. 124 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:48,683 It's the land of my people. 125 00:05:48,933 --> 00:05:50,143 Looks like one of those movies 126 00:05:50,351 --> 00:05:52,312 where the black folks die first. 127 00:06:03,823 --> 00:06:05,199 Bart! 128 00:06:06,117 --> 00:06:08,411 Little Barty, is that you? 129 00:06:08,619 --> 00:06:10,747 Oh, shit. That's me. 130 00:06:10,955 --> 00:06:12,248 I'm Barty. 131 00:06:12,457 --> 00:06:13,458 Oh. 132 00:06:13,666 --> 00:06:16,002 Aww. 133 00:06:16,210 --> 00:06:19,964 Oh! Mm! Look at you. 134 00:06:20,173 --> 00:06:21,966 Grown and healthy. 135 00:06:22,175 --> 00:06:22,925 Hey. 136 00:06:23,468 --> 00:06:25,303 You got all your molars. 137 00:06:25,511 --> 00:06:26,721 Hee! 138 00:06:26,929 --> 00:06:28,598 Oh. 139 00:06:28,806 --> 00:06:31,517 Uh, this is my wife, Veronica. 140 00:06:31,726 --> 00:06:33,394 You can call me V. 141 00:06:33,603 --> 00:06:35,855 Just like your brothers. Love the dark meat. 142 00:06:36,064 --> 00:06:37,357 Must be in the blood. 143 00:06:37,565 --> 00:06:39,192 I am your Aunt Ronnie. 144 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:41,819 Sugar plum. Oh! Mm! 145 00:06:42,028 --> 00:06:44,489 And would you look at 146 00:06:44,697 --> 00:06:46,657 these little chocolate pies? 147 00:06:46,866 --> 00:06:48,826 Let's take 'em to meet Uncle Travis. 148 00:06:49,077 --> 00:06:50,870 He just finished skinning up a coon. 149 00:06:51,079 --> 00:06:52,246 Trav! 150 00:06:52,914 --> 00:06:55,041 It's Bart and his beauty. 151 00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:57,627 Welcome home. 152 00:06:59,045 --> 00:07:01,506 - You mean raccoon. - Y'all better get inside 153 00:07:01,714 --> 00:07:03,174 before you burn up. 154 00:07:03,383 --> 00:07:05,385 - Come on, little one. - Come on, girls. 155 00:07:08,096 --> 00:07:09,722 Violating a veteran of the Armed Forces 156 00:07:09,972 --> 00:07:12,141 requires an immediate show of counterinsurgency. 157 00:07:12,392 --> 00:07:14,268 Shock and awe for those bitches. 158 00:07:15,019 --> 00:07:16,396 Don't ask. 159 00:07:16,604 --> 00:07:17,897 Fuck's a neighborhood watch? 160 00:07:18,106 --> 00:07:19,690 A club of George Zimmerman-type of pussies 161 00:07:19,899 --> 00:07:21,359 who aren't trained for military action. 162 00:07:21,567 --> 00:07:23,194 Oh, I think it's a group version of not minding 163 00:07:23,403 --> 00:07:24,529 your own business. 164 00:07:24,737 --> 00:07:26,322 Fiona's gonna be pissy. 165 00:07:26,697 --> 00:07:27,657 Why, what'd you do? 166 00:07:28,825 --> 00:07:29,992 Let Sean in. 167 00:07:31,452 --> 00:07:33,246 - What? Sean-Sean? - He was here? 168 00:07:33,454 --> 00:07:35,623 - Yep, then he left. - Fiona's gonna kill him. 169 00:07:35,832 --> 00:07:39,001 Sun salutations, fruits of my loins. 170 00:07:39,210 --> 00:07:41,087 Am I hearing correctly? 171 00:07:41,295 --> 00:07:43,381 The Sean has returned? 172 00:07:43,589 --> 00:07:44,757 - Yep. - This is a test 173 00:07:45,007 --> 00:07:47,218 of our family's spiritual growth. 174 00:07:47,468 --> 00:07:49,971 I forgive him and wish him peace on his journey. 175 00:07:50,179 --> 00:07:51,639 How much longer are we gonna be putting up 176 00:07:51,848 --> 00:07:53,558 with St. Francis of the Southside? 177 00:07:53,766 --> 00:07:56,227 Permanent life change is a daily practice, Lip. 178 00:07:56,436 --> 00:07:58,229 I've just entered my symbolic 30s 179 00:07:58,438 --> 00:08:00,314 and they require a new sense of maturity. 180 00:08:00,523 --> 00:08:02,066 What happened to your symbolic 20s? 181 00:08:02,275 --> 00:08:04,610 We grow up fast in the age of enlightenment. 182 00:08:04,819 --> 00:08:06,863 That's great, so Frank's in his early 30s 183 00:08:07,071 --> 00:08:08,364 and I'm back in puberty. 184 00:08:08,573 --> 00:08:10,241 I'm getting a boner every morning 185 00:08:10,450 --> 00:08:12,368 - and having to whack off. - You're not getting laid? 186 00:08:12,577 --> 00:08:14,287 No, it's part of the rules of sobriety. 187 00:08:14,495 --> 00:08:15,955 You know, I'm supposed to stay away from relationships 188 00:08:16,164 --> 00:08:18,875 - for a while. - Ooh, beware of rules, son. 189 00:08:19,125 --> 00:08:23,212 Real change happens when you reset your internal clock. 190 00:08:23,421 --> 00:08:24,881 Thanks for the fatherly advice. 191 00:08:25,089 --> 00:08:28,050 Your 30s are all about becoming a stand-up man. 192 00:08:28,259 --> 00:08:30,052 And learning to embrace fatherhood. 193 00:08:30,261 --> 00:08:31,637 Too bad you're out of kids to screw up. 194 00:08:31,846 --> 00:08:34,098 That's so not true. I've still got Liam. 195 00:08:34,307 --> 00:08:36,893 He's the only Gallagher who hasn't been ruined 196 00:08:37,101 --> 00:08:40,021 by that whirlwind known as Monica. 197 00:08:40,229 --> 00:08:42,565 And I'm going to parent him the way I should've been 198 00:08:42,773 --> 00:08:44,609 parenting all along, right, son? 199 00:08:45,401 --> 00:08:46,861 Let's get you to school on time. 200 00:08:47,069 --> 00:08:49,322 The first step in good parenting: 201 00:08:49,572 --> 00:08:50,990 punctuality. 202 00:08:51,657 --> 00:08:52,742 Let's go. 203 00:08:57,079 --> 00:08:58,915 Bastard just shows up out of nowhere? 204 00:08:59,165 --> 00:09:00,917 Lookin' like a million bucks. 205 00:09:01,292 --> 00:09:02,627 Nice haircut. 206 00:09:04,086 --> 00:09:05,588 Musta gotten clean. 207 00:09:06,547 --> 00:09:08,549 Maybe he wants me to know he got clean? 208 00:09:09,759 --> 00:09:11,010 Who cares what he wants, Fiona? 209 00:09:11,260 --> 00:09:12,261 He's another Frank. 210 00:09:16,557 --> 00:09:17,808 What? 211 00:09:18,017 --> 00:09:20,019 Huh--uh--ah. 212 00:09:20,228 --> 00:09:21,062 Ah. 213 00:09:22,188 --> 00:09:23,272 The hell are you? 214 00:09:23,481 --> 00:09:25,650 The one who freed your drug-addled head, moron. 215 00:09:25,900 --> 00:09:27,193 You're welcome. 216 00:09:27,443 --> 00:09:28,361 I'm adding your welding fee 217 00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:29,820 to your rent. 218 00:09:30,029 --> 00:09:31,781 You need lights back here. 219 00:09:31,989 --> 00:09:32,907 It's unsafe. 220 00:09:33,115 --> 00:09:33,991 Coulda happened to anybody. 221 00:09:34,242 --> 00:09:35,326 Yeah, anyone on heroin. 222 00:09:35,535 --> 00:09:36,536 And pick up your needles. 223 00:09:36,744 --> 00:09:37,411 I don't wanna see this shit 224 00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:38,788 around here anymore. 225 00:09:41,874 --> 00:09:42,833 Not mine. 226 00:09:43,918 --> 00:09:45,253 Well, then whose is it? 227 00:09:46,254 --> 00:09:47,713 Plenty of users around here. 228 00:09:50,091 --> 00:09:51,759 I gotta get Franny to Celia's. 229 00:09:52,260 --> 00:09:54,011 It takes a village, being a single mom. 230 00:09:54,554 --> 00:09:57,431 All right. Here. 231 00:09:58,266 --> 00:09:59,559 - Whoo. - Thanks for letting me 232 00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:00,893 bitch about Sean. 233 00:10:01,102 --> 00:10:02,937 You don't need him, Fiona. 234 00:10:03,145 --> 00:10:05,314 You're a strong, independent woman, just like me. 235 00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:07,775 - Come on, Franny. - Come on. 236 00:10:15,032 --> 00:10:16,325 You need some help with any of that? 237 00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:17,785 Independent! 238 00:10:22,206 --> 00:10:23,457 A fella doesn't get too many chances 239 00:10:23,666 --> 00:10:24,917 to get it right. 240 00:10:25,126 --> 00:10:26,669 And I've blown it five times. 241 00:10:26,877 --> 00:10:28,879 You're sort of my bonus round, son. 242 00:10:29,088 --> 00:10:30,923 So I want you to tell me, what can I do 243 00:10:31,132 --> 00:10:32,466 to be a better father? 244 00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:33,593 I don't know. 245 00:10:34,135 --> 00:10:36,721 Well, what do your classmates' parents do for them? 246 00:10:36,929 --> 00:10:39,056 Something called a trust fund. 247 00:10:39,307 --> 00:10:42,059 I'm afraid I smoked that one up already. 248 00:10:42,268 --> 00:10:44,020 Hey, Liam, what's up? 249 00:10:44,270 --> 00:10:47,148 Hey, Liam, my family's taking a trip to Cabo next weekend. 250 00:10:47,356 --> 00:10:49,609 - Wanna come with us? - Gotta check my schedule. 251 00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:50,651 Let's go. 252 00:10:51,611 --> 00:10:52,945 - Whoa. - Damn it. 253 00:10:53,154 --> 00:10:55,448 Someone needs to fix this sidewalk. 254 00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:56,782 Need some help? 255 00:10:57,408 --> 00:10:59,952 It's my Atwoods. This is unbelievable. 256 00:11:00,161 --> 00:11:01,454 - Ugh. - May I? 257 00:11:04,957 --> 00:11:06,000 Hm. 258 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:09,837 A working man never leaves home without his tools. 259 00:11:12,006 --> 00:11:13,591 You're Liam's dad? 260 00:11:13,799 --> 00:11:15,718 - Uh, Francis. - Cynthia. 261 00:11:15,968 --> 00:11:18,888 My son cannot stop talking about Liam. 262 00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:22,099 It's nice to see a financial aid student fitting in so well. 263 00:11:22,308 --> 00:11:25,311 - You must be relieved. - Hopeful's more like it. 264 00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:27,188 He's the last good chip I've got. 265 00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:29,357 Just trying not to crap out. 266 00:11:29,565 --> 00:11:31,067 That might do it. 267 00:11:31,776 --> 00:11:33,444 At least get you to a store. 268 00:11:33,653 --> 00:11:35,488 - Allow me. - Okay. 269 00:11:40,576 --> 00:11:42,286 Thank you, Francis. 270 00:11:43,287 --> 00:11:46,082 Could use more dads like you at this school. 271 00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:51,212 Hope to see you around a lot more. 272 00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:58,719 I got two hours of sleep. 273 00:11:58,928 --> 00:12:01,180 Cami had a premature labor scare. 274 00:12:01,389 --> 00:12:02,598 Ooh. Sounds rough. 275 00:12:02,807 --> 00:12:04,225 Not as rough as running 276 00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:06,435 to five different 7-Elevens to find Cami Ho Hos 277 00:12:06,644 --> 00:12:08,604 - at 4:00 a.m. - Got the last of the 278 00:12:08,813 --> 00:12:11,315 glazed, powdered, and chocolate batch for you guys. 279 00:12:11,691 --> 00:12:12,692 All right, thanks. 280 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,485 Let me know when you need to be topped off again. 281 00:12:14,694 --> 00:12:15,736 Thank you. 282 00:12:18,739 --> 00:12:20,116 Bad idea. 283 00:12:20,324 --> 00:12:22,201 I can't even get laid in my dreams. 284 00:12:22,410 --> 00:12:25,162 If you gotta, then try no-strings sex. 285 00:12:25,371 --> 00:12:27,373 But you gotta be up front with the women. 286 00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:29,625 Tell 'em you're in recovery and you can't do a relationship. 287 00:12:29,834 --> 00:12:31,669 Shit. 288 00:12:31,877 --> 00:12:33,838 Cami's got more contractions. 289 00:12:34,046 --> 00:12:35,381 Hope it's not another false alarm. 290 00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:36,382 All right, good luck, man. 291 00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:37,758 Thanks. 292 00:12:44,432 --> 00:12:46,809 Mr. Wilson. Carl Gallagher, sir. I live up the street. 293 00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:49,103 C Company at Millberry Military Academy. 294 00:12:49,854 --> 00:12:51,522 I understand you were the victim of a robbery 295 00:12:51,731 --> 00:12:53,232 and I just wanted to let you know, as a fellow 296 00:12:53,441 --> 00:12:54,984 man in uniform, I'ma do everything in my power 297 00:12:55,192 --> 00:12:56,485 to find that son of a bitch 298 00:12:56,694 --> 00:12:57,695 and show him that nobody fucks with 299 00:12:57,903 --> 00:12:59,071 a vet on my watch. 300 00:12:59,321 --> 00:13:00,781 I'ma get you your medals back, sir. 301 00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:03,200 Hoorah. 302 00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:12,710 Hey, Nessa, what's up? 303 00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:14,086 Bahir is here to move in. 304 00:13:14,503 --> 00:13:16,088 Says you're supposed to meet him with the keys. 305 00:13:17,381 --> 00:13:18,799 Fuck, he's early. 306 00:13:19,008 --> 00:13:21,051 Uhh, all right. Tell him I'm on my way. 307 00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:24,221 No prob. We'll just stare at each other till you get here. 308 00:13:30,311 --> 00:13:31,562 Sorry about earlier. 309 00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:33,522 Didn't mean to show up out of the blue. 310 00:13:33,731 --> 00:13:35,274 I just wanted to catch you for a minute. 311 00:13:36,525 --> 00:13:38,110 - Fuck off. - Hey, hey, hey. 312 00:13:38,319 --> 00:13:40,738 Look, I-I know I don't deserve your time. 313 00:13:40,946 --> 00:13:43,616 I just really wanna talk. 314 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:48,454 I'm gonna text you the motel I'm staying at. 315 00:13:48,704 --> 00:13:50,790 It's got a restaurant right next to it. 316 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:52,958 Maybe you could meet me there later? 317 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,044 Is everything good out here? 318 00:13:56,545 --> 00:13:57,505 I'm fine. 319 00:13:58,339 --> 00:14:00,090 You're un-fucking-believable. 320 00:14:06,305 --> 00:14:08,474 Mr. Gallagher, if you're worried about Liam, 321 00:14:08,808 --> 00:14:11,018 rest assured he's doing great. 322 00:14:12,144 --> 00:14:13,479 He even made our cover. 323 00:14:14,313 --> 00:14:15,773 Hm. 324 00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:18,692 I can't think of a better use of tokenism 325 00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:20,736 than to promote diversity. 326 00:14:21,362 --> 00:14:22,822 We're getting a new student today. 327 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:25,115 Liam will have someone from his own environment 328 00:14:25,324 --> 00:14:27,409 - to connect with. - That's fantastic. 329 00:14:27,618 --> 00:14:30,538 But I was hoping there was something I could do to help. 330 00:14:30,746 --> 00:14:32,498 You're seeking more involvement? 331 00:14:32,748 --> 00:14:36,752 I see the way these other kids talk about their dads. 332 00:14:36,961 --> 00:14:39,588 Going fishing, family vacations. 333 00:14:39,797 --> 00:14:42,091 They're the twinkle in their children's eye. 334 00:14:42,299 --> 00:14:43,676 When my son looks at me, 335 00:14:44,343 --> 00:14:46,178 I wanna see that same twinkle. 336 00:14:46,804 --> 00:14:48,180 And not from being stoned. 337 00:14:48,389 --> 00:14:49,849 That's more of a glaze. 338 00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:54,812 We don't have enough fathers on our PTA. 339 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:57,523 Great way to promote parental involvement. 340 00:14:57,773 --> 00:14:58,899 Sign me up. 341 00:14:59,108 --> 00:15:00,734 And pimp my ass. 342 00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:03,821 Thank you. 343 00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:06,198 You're welcome. 344 00:15:06,866 --> 00:15:10,286 You two will sleep in your sister Bambi's old room. 345 00:15:10,494 --> 00:15:12,663 Still got some of your baby stuff in here, too. 346 00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:14,957 You probably don't remember. 347 00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:18,752 - Is that...? - Yep. 348 00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:20,170 Binky. 349 00:15:20,379 --> 00:15:21,755 - Oh. - What's a Binky? 350 00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:23,299 I remember this. 351 00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:25,968 I used to sleep with it in the fireplace. 352 00:15:26,218 --> 00:15:28,804 You used to love crawling under the chimney. 353 00:15:29,013 --> 00:15:32,266 So we'd put some blankets around you and let you sleep there. 354 00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:35,603 I'll leave you to relax before supper. 355 00:15:35,811 --> 00:15:37,563 Uncle Trav's cleaning a couple catfish 356 00:15:37,813 --> 00:15:39,607 he caught noodling yesterday. 357 00:15:44,028 --> 00:15:45,779 You okay, babe? 358 00:15:46,572 --> 00:15:48,198 They kept my Binky. 359 00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:52,411 Suddenly, I feel like sucking my thumb and taking a nap. 360 00:15:54,747 --> 00:15:57,291 - I'm gonna lie down. - Okay. 361 00:16:06,342 --> 00:16:09,011 Brenan and Dorian are team captains today. 362 00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:10,262 Brenan, you're up. 363 00:16:10,888 --> 00:16:12,097 Liam. 364 00:16:13,724 --> 00:16:15,601 That was gonna be my pick! 365 00:16:24,568 --> 00:16:26,070 Pardon the interruption. 366 00:16:26,654 --> 00:16:29,740 We have a new student that will be joining your class. 367 00:16:29,949 --> 00:16:31,200 This is De'Andre. 368 00:16:33,786 --> 00:16:37,873 Class, let's welcome De'Andre to our family. 369 00:16:38,082 --> 00:16:39,249 I pick him. 370 00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:41,919 - Can I change my pick? - No. 371 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:48,759 Your morning crew always cleans us out of donuts 372 00:16:48,968 --> 00:16:50,135 and peach cobblers. 373 00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:51,595 You guys foodies or what? 374 00:16:52,388 --> 00:16:54,139 Oh, it's helping us stay sober. 375 00:16:54,348 --> 00:16:56,058 You know, eating the calories instead of drinking them. 376 00:17:00,354 --> 00:17:01,563 Hey, um... 377 00:17:02,398 --> 00:17:03,941 ...you wanna hang out later? 378 00:17:04,692 --> 00:17:06,110 You mean, like, just the two of us? 379 00:17:06,777 --> 00:17:09,613 Yeah, I mean, I'm not supposed to get into 380 00:17:09,822 --> 00:17:12,533 anything serious, 'cause of the whole sobriety thing, but... 381 00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:15,953 - ...maybe if you just wanna-- - Hook up? 382 00:17:17,371 --> 00:17:18,747 Yeah. 383 00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:22,751 Look... 384 00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:25,379 ...I think you're crazy cute. 385 00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:29,425 And I would love to jump your bones. 386 00:17:30,134 --> 00:17:31,593 But Sierra's my girl. 387 00:17:32,511 --> 00:17:34,847 - I just can't. - Yeah, but we're friends now. 388 00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:37,016 I mean, there's--there's nothing between us. 389 00:17:37,725 --> 00:17:39,143 It'd still be weird. 390 00:17:43,939 --> 00:17:46,608 Hi, sorry, I thought you were coming later. 391 00:17:46,817 --> 00:17:48,986 Uh, where's the truck? The guys can pull around back. 392 00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:50,821 Oh, I'm texting my guys now. 393 00:17:51,030 --> 00:17:52,573 Uh, in the van outside. 394 00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:54,700 I don't have any big furniture, just my gear. 395 00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,660 I showed him the illustrious backyard. 396 00:17:56,869 --> 00:17:59,413 We went over safety precautions with the back fence. 397 00:17:59,663 --> 00:18:02,458 All right, uh, this one is for the building. 398 00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:05,210 You gotta jiggle it, 'cause it sticks. 399 00:18:05,419 --> 00:18:07,046 This is for your apartment. 400 00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:09,506 And this guy is to the mailbox. 401 00:18:09,757 --> 00:18:11,550 Oh, I don't do snail mail. 402 00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:15,054 - Welcome to the building. - Hey. 403 00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:16,513 Oh, uh, this way, guys. 404 00:18:18,766 --> 00:18:22,686 Wow, Jesus, that's a lot of electronics. 405 00:18:22,895 --> 00:18:24,480 He could light up half of the South Side. 406 00:18:27,024 --> 00:18:27,858 Sean. 407 00:18:29,443 --> 00:18:30,819 I need a fuckin' beer. 408 00:18:32,029 --> 00:18:34,156 - Before noon? Nice. - Yeah, it's been 409 00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:35,908 that kind of day already. 410 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:38,202 Well, Mel's got some wine coolers in the fridge. 411 00:18:38,410 --> 00:18:40,621 - Much classier. - I'm in. 412 00:18:41,997 --> 00:18:43,582 Moved out of Neil's and I'm living back home 413 00:18:43,791 --> 00:18:45,167 until I get things together. 414 00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:47,086 Fuckin' bitch, taking your man. 415 00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:48,670 I wasn't in love. 416 00:18:48,879 --> 00:18:50,547 It was a relationship of convenience. 417 00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:52,091 $11.25. 418 00:18:52,341 --> 00:18:54,134 At least now things are cool with my ex's mom. 419 00:18:54,343 --> 00:18:55,344 She's helping pay child care. 420 00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:57,012 I was only in there for an hour. 421 00:18:57,221 --> 00:18:58,764 - You went over $1.25. - If you weren't so busy 422 00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:00,849 gossiping, I would've made it out earlier. 423 00:19:01,058 --> 00:19:02,142 Write a complaint, honey. 424 00:19:02,351 --> 00:19:04,103 Pay the full fee or get a ticket in the mail. 425 00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:05,604 Our cameras have your plates. 426 00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:09,608 - They installed cameras? - No. 427 00:19:11,944 --> 00:19:13,153 Thanks, have a great day. 428 00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:21,829 Franny's first steps! 429 00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:27,918 She's at her grandmother's. 430 00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:29,253 I should be there. 431 00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:38,345 So, who's the reason for this midday wine cooler? 432 00:19:39,513 --> 00:19:42,975 My ex showed back up this morning. 433 00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:46,228 Wants to have dinner with me tonight. 434 00:19:46,478 --> 00:19:49,481 Ah, and how do we feel about this--what's his name? 435 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:51,608 Sean. 436 00:19:51,817 --> 00:19:52,985 I found out on our wedding day 437 00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:54,820 that the junkie bastard was still using. 438 00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:56,738 - You get married anyway? - Fuck no. 439 00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:00,617 God, the whole thing turned into such a shit show. 440 00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:03,453 He just took off. 441 00:20:03,662 --> 00:20:05,038 I should hate him. 442 00:20:05,831 --> 00:20:07,791 But I took one look at him this morning 443 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,877 and my heart starts racing again 444 00:20:10,085 --> 00:20:11,670 and just--fuck, you know? 445 00:20:12,504 --> 00:20:13,797 We looking for revenge here? 446 00:20:14,006 --> 00:20:15,007 You gonna put on your sluttiest dress 447 00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:16,633 and punish him with temptation? 448 00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:18,677 Nah, I don't think I'm gonna go. I got nothing 449 00:20:18,886 --> 00:20:20,262 - to really say to him. - Oh, bullshit. 450 00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:22,264 Every ex keeps a mental journal of fuck yous. 451 00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:23,724 You must have. 452 00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:27,352 I just kinda went dead inside. 453 00:20:28,979 --> 00:20:30,731 He's trying to work his way back in, huh? 454 00:20:31,607 --> 00:20:34,568 - You think? - Yeah, fuck Sean. 455 00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:37,112 Yeah, fuck Sean! 456 00:20:38,322 --> 00:20:39,489 That feel good? 457 00:20:41,742 --> 00:20:43,368 Actually felt kind of amazing. 458 00:20:43,577 --> 00:20:44,494 So text him 459 00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:46,246 and tell him you'll meet him. 460 00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:48,373 - Really? - Yeah, and then stand him up. 461 00:20:48,582 --> 00:20:50,959 It's his turn to be left at the altar. 462 00:20:55,756 --> 00:20:59,426 This is your pa after a fight, God rest his soul. 463 00:20:59,635 --> 00:21:02,429 His face is a little bloody after beating Buddy Smith 464 00:21:02,638 --> 00:21:04,056 within an inch of his life for calling 465 00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:06,225 your grandma a whore. 466 00:21:06,475 --> 00:21:09,770 We are true Kentuckians. Stand up for family. 467 00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:13,523 Wow. That--that's what I do. 468 00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:15,609 I didn't know it was a Kentucky thing. 469 00:21:16,401 --> 00:21:18,403 These are your brothers, Biff and Barry 470 00:21:18,654 --> 00:21:20,781 after going deer hunting. 471 00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:23,533 I got their first kill right up there on the wall. 472 00:21:23,742 --> 00:21:25,869 And that is your Uncle Travis 473 00:21:26,078 --> 00:21:27,996 with one of his biggest catfish catches. 474 00:21:28,247 --> 00:21:29,581 70 pound. 475 00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:32,209 You use your arm as bait? 476 00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:35,170 Used my fist and my arm. Stick it in the hole, 477 00:21:35,379 --> 00:21:37,047 catfish chomps down on it, 478 00:21:37,256 --> 00:21:38,215 pull him out. 479 00:21:38,799 --> 00:21:40,842 - Damn. - Heh, hurts a little bit 480 00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:42,469 but it's a hell of a lot of fun. 481 00:21:42,678 --> 00:21:44,805 And that's your sister Bambi. 482 00:21:45,389 --> 00:21:48,767 She used to think the camera flash was a poltergeist. 483 00:21:52,688 --> 00:21:54,022 And what about my mother? 484 00:21:57,109 --> 00:21:58,568 She ran off, sweetie. 485 00:21:58,777 --> 00:22:00,487 We never heard from her again. 486 00:22:01,822 --> 00:22:03,657 About the same time we lost you. 487 00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:08,078 Why did you leave me at the gas station? 488 00:22:09,997 --> 00:22:11,873 It was an accident, Barty. 489 00:22:12,082 --> 00:22:14,126 Your daddy went to pee 490 00:22:14,668 --> 00:22:16,920 and he left you at the double bubble machine 491 00:22:17,129 --> 00:22:20,465 because you loved to watch those little gumballs. 492 00:22:20,674 --> 00:22:23,802 And...he thought that I grabbed you 493 00:22:24,011 --> 00:22:25,429 and I thought that he grabbed you 494 00:22:25,637 --> 00:22:27,723 and the car was full of kids 495 00:22:27,931 --> 00:22:30,309 and didn't none of us know 496 00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:33,645 till we drove ten hours into the next state. 497 00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:39,318 You'll see. Tomorrow, when the whole family 498 00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:43,363 comes over for the barbecue-- you never left our hearts. 499 00:22:46,283 --> 00:22:47,617 Who's this? 500 00:22:48,452 --> 00:22:50,662 That's Great Grandpa Colonel Joe Petersman. 501 00:22:50,912 --> 00:22:53,081 He was a decorated raider in the Civil War. 502 00:22:54,041 --> 00:22:55,500 Who're the two guys behind him? 503 00:22:55,709 --> 00:22:57,169 Jessup and Harold. 504 00:22:58,128 --> 00:23:00,297 Old members of the family. 505 00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:13,060 Ian? 506 00:23:15,145 --> 00:23:15,979 Geneva. 507 00:23:17,647 --> 00:23:19,274 - What are you doing here? - Oh. 508 00:23:19,983 --> 00:23:21,818 I didn't have anywhere else to go. 509 00:23:23,028 --> 00:23:24,321 Think you can clean this up? 510 00:23:25,322 --> 00:23:27,866 Oh, shit. 511 00:23:28,450 --> 00:23:30,952 Yeah. Come over here. 512 00:23:35,582 --> 00:23:37,000 Wanna tell me how that happened? 513 00:23:38,919 --> 00:23:40,712 I got stiffed for my fuckin' dope. 514 00:23:40,962 --> 00:23:42,631 Dealer sliced me with a razor. 515 00:23:42,839 --> 00:23:44,883 Don't think I can go back out there tonight. 516 00:23:46,343 --> 00:23:47,344 Jesus. 517 00:23:48,387 --> 00:23:49,429 Hold still. 518 00:23:53,934 --> 00:23:55,769 I ran out of there and came straight here. 519 00:23:56,812 --> 00:23:58,313 You said I could come to you 520 00:23:58,522 --> 00:23:59,773 if I ever needed help. 521 00:24:01,650 --> 00:24:03,110 Is that still cool? 522 00:24:05,529 --> 00:24:06,613 Yeah. 523 00:24:08,782 --> 00:24:09,741 Of course. 524 00:24:14,246 --> 00:24:16,123 That guy still out there looking for you? 525 00:24:19,584 --> 00:24:21,128 So, in this dream, my entire house 526 00:24:21,336 --> 00:24:23,380 is filled with all these naked model types, right? 527 00:24:23,588 --> 00:24:26,258 But every time I try to go and touch some tits--poof. 528 00:24:26,967 --> 00:24:29,761 - You know, she disappears. - Oh. 529 00:24:30,011 --> 00:24:31,430 Sounds like my real life. 530 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,432 Oh, and I'm waking up with a boner so hard, 531 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,475 I mean, it could demo Soldier Field. 532 00:24:35,684 --> 00:24:37,436 I wish you would. That fuckin' space ship 533 00:24:37,644 --> 00:24:39,604 stadium thing is God damn ugly. 534 00:24:40,939 --> 00:24:43,942 All right, here's a hot one. Name's Mimi. 535 00:24:46,153 --> 00:24:48,655 - I'll swipe right, yeah. - Yep. 536 00:24:49,364 --> 00:24:51,741 Yo, pass me that T-Handle. 537 00:24:53,785 --> 00:24:56,246 I just feel like I shouldn't be jerking off this much. 538 00:24:56,455 --> 00:24:57,581 I feel like I'm yanking off inches. 539 00:24:57,789 --> 00:24:58,748 You know? 540 00:24:58,957 --> 00:25:00,500 Oh, here you go. 541 00:25:05,589 --> 00:25:06,923 Check it out, I got a match. 542 00:25:08,508 --> 00:25:10,719 I hope her tits don't disappear when I try to touch 'em. 543 00:25:10,927 --> 00:25:12,429 You gonna fix that bike 544 00:25:12,637 --> 00:25:13,763 or fuck it? 545 00:25:14,973 --> 00:25:16,808 Jesus Christ, already. 546 00:25:18,268 --> 00:25:20,270 That's good, now I'm gonna dream about fuckin' a bike. 547 00:25:22,189 --> 00:25:24,232 The scholarship fundraiser is tomorrow. 548 00:25:24,441 --> 00:25:27,194 The cupcake samples were delish, thanks to Beverly. 549 00:25:27,402 --> 00:25:31,072 Kids seem to love them, and so does Mr. Gallagher. 550 00:25:31,907 --> 00:25:33,366 - Divine. - No one has signed up 551 00:25:33,575 --> 00:25:35,160 for the PTA car wash. 552 00:25:35,744 --> 00:25:38,830 Apparently, none of the dads wash their own cars. 553 00:25:39,039 --> 00:25:41,166 I'll wash cars with my son Liam. 554 00:25:41,374 --> 00:25:43,418 Best way to teach him the value of hard labor. 555 00:25:43,627 --> 00:25:44,711 That is a great idea. 556 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:46,296 I mean, we know most of these kids 557 00:25:46,505 --> 00:25:49,299 - know nothing about hard labor. - Yeah. 558 00:25:49,508 --> 00:25:51,009 Neither do their fathers. 559 00:25:52,802 --> 00:25:55,263 It's what's wrong with our country, now. 560 00:25:55,472 --> 00:25:58,517 We fathers are off typing out emails 561 00:25:58,725 --> 00:26:01,061 or executing sell orders for hedge funds 562 00:26:01,269 --> 00:26:04,481 while we hire immigrants to do our manual labor for us. 563 00:26:04,689 --> 00:26:06,983 We don't teach our sons how to work with their hands. 564 00:26:07,192 --> 00:26:09,861 We're too busy to allow ourselves to get dirty, 565 00:26:10,111 --> 00:26:12,531 to show our boys how to earn an honest buck 566 00:26:12,781 --> 00:26:14,282 off the sweat of their brow. 567 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,869 When's the last time one of us mowed our own lawn? 568 00:26:18,078 --> 00:26:20,872 Or changed the oil in the Buick? Or dug a ditch? 569 00:26:21,122 --> 00:26:24,668 We are a generation of lost masculinity. 570 00:26:24,876 --> 00:26:26,294 And we gotta start getting it back. 571 00:26:26,711 --> 00:26:29,256 No matter if you're straight or gay. 572 00:26:30,173 --> 00:26:32,008 And some of you look pretty gay. 573 00:26:32,217 --> 00:26:33,552 No matter if you stick it in the front 574 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,303 or you stick it in the rear. 575 00:26:35,512 --> 00:26:37,722 For the love of our sons, we've got to 576 00:26:37,931 --> 00:26:40,141 stick it in there like a man. 577 00:27:12,549 --> 00:27:14,259 Hunting season's open. 578 00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:16,094 Come and get it, motherfucker. 579 00:27:17,387 --> 00:27:20,098 I'm so proud of you for taking your first steps, Franny. 580 00:27:20,765 --> 00:27:22,017 I'm sorry I missed it. 581 00:27:24,144 --> 00:27:26,605 I promise I'll be here for everything else. 582 00:27:27,355 --> 00:27:29,482 Just don't say any first words or go potty 583 00:27:29,691 --> 00:27:31,610 unless I'm here, okay? 584 00:27:31,860 --> 00:27:33,403 I'm gonna be here for everything. 585 00:27:35,655 --> 00:27:36,740 Good night, Franny. 586 00:27:37,866 --> 00:27:39,117 I love you. 587 00:27:48,293 --> 00:27:50,253 She's walking! She's walking! 588 00:27:50,462 --> 00:27:51,921 Go, Franny! 589 00:27:59,554 --> 00:28:01,473 Nobody's ever blown a fuse here before. 590 00:28:01,681 --> 00:28:03,016 I-I'm not sure what happened. 591 00:28:03,224 --> 00:28:05,310 A circuit breaker. You're way underpowered. 592 00:28:05,518 --> 00:28:07,228 Only 100 amps for the whole building. 593 00:28:07,437 --> 00:28:09,147 Look, I-I've got a lot of equipment, 594 00:28:09,356 --> 00:28:11,274 So you'll need to add more or it's gonna keep blowing. 595 00:28:12,108 --> 00:28:14,277 It's cool if you need to go. 596 00:28:14,486 --> 00:28:16,446 No, no, I'm not going anywhere. 597 00:28:16,655 --> 00:28:20,116 Um, so, is there somebody I should call? 598 00:28:20,367 --> 00:28:22,160 Well, I'll get an electrician over here tomorrow, 599 00:28:22,369 --> 00:28:23,244 change out the breakers. 600 00:28:23,453 --> 00:28:24,829 Utilities are included with the rent. 601 00:28:25,038 --> 00:28:26,665 Yeah, that's why I'm renting here. 602 00:28:27,832 --> 00:28:29,459 You sure you don't need to go? 603 00:28:29,668 --> 00:28:32,504 No, no, I don't even know why I keep looking at my phone. 604 00:28:32,712 --> 00:28:33,922 The whole point of standing someone up 605 00:28:34,130 --> 00:28:36,091 is that you stop giving a shit, right? 606 00:28:37,884 --> 00:28:40,095 My ex is waiting for me to show up at dinner, 607 00:28:40,345 --> 00:28:42,138 but I'm not gonna chase him. 608 00:28:43,473 --> 00:28:45,266 Plus, I have too much to do here anyway. 609 00:28:46,059 --> 00:28:48,228 Well, we're pretty much done, so... 610 00:28:49,104 --> 00:28:50,814 ...I'm just... 611 00:29:27,267 --> 00:29:28,601 I wasn't gonna come. 612 00:29:29,686 --> 00:29:31,771 I wasn't gonna blame you if you didn't. 613 00:29:32,021 --> 00:29:34,399 - Need a menu? - Just a sec. 614 00:29:51,124 --> 00:29:52,250 What do you want? 615 00:29:53,209 --> 00:29:55,837 Well, I had time to figure out some things. 616 00:29:56,921 --> 00:29:59,758 I feel like shit about what I put you through. 617 00:30:00,133 --> 00:30:01,092 You should. 618 00:30:01,676 --> 00:30:03,845 I wasn't in a very good place. 619 00:30:04,053 --> 00:30:06,222 I couldn't sleep for weeks, you know that? 620 00:30:07,265 --> 00:30:10,393 It wasn't easy for me to open up and trust you and I did. 621 00:30:10,602 --> 00:30:12,020 Well, I was an addict, Fiona. 622 00:30:12,437 --> 00:30:14,564 An addict who promised he was getting help. 623 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:16,483 And he wasn't. 624 00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:18,777 Addicts are selfish assholes. 625 00:30:18,985 --> 00:30:20,403 We don't care who we hurt. 626 00:30:22,947 --> 00:30:23,865 I loved you. 627 00:30:25,533 --> 00:30:26,785 Best as I could at the time, 628 00:30:27,035 --> 00:30:27,869 but that wasn't good enough. 629 00:30:28,077 --> 00:30:28,995 You deserved better. 630 00:30:30,121 --> 00:30:31,623 Fuckin' right, I did. 631 00:30:31,831 --> 00:30:33,166 I'm sober one year. 632 00:30:34,375 --> 00:30:36,503 I wanna own up to what I did. 633 00:30:37,212 --> 00:30:38,588 It was wrong. 634 00:30:56,981 --> 00:30:58,107 What the hell is this? 635 00:30:58,316 --> 00:31:00,109 It's money for the wedding. 636 00:31:00,318 --> 00:31:01,402 I didn't know how much it cost, 637 00:31:01,611 --> 00:31:02,487 - so I thought that-- - You're trying 638 00:31:02,695 --> 00:31:03,905 - to buy your way back in? - No. 639 00:31:04,113 --> 00:31:05,573 You think you can just show up 640 00:31:05,782 --> 00:31:07,534 and everything's gonna be okay? 641 00:31:08,284 --> 00:31:10,495 Like you didn't drive a stake through my fuckin' heart? 642 00:31:10,703 --> 00:31:12,997 I know I can't make it right, but I-I... 643 00:31:13,957 --> 00:31:16,668 ...I want you to know I'm really sorry. 644 00:31:16,876 --> 00:31:18,044 You destroyed me. 645 00:31:18,795 --> 00:31:20,713 I moved on with my life. 646 00:31:21,297 --> 00:31:23,216 I made something of myself. 647 00:31:24,717 --> 00:31:26,302 I'm glad that you're clean. 648 00:31:26,511 --> 00:31:28,513 I'm glad you got your shit together now. 649 00:31:29,889 --> 00:31:32,016 But you can't just show up and apologize and... 650 00:31:33,309 --> 00:31:36,020 ...expect us to suddenly be back in a relationship. 651 00:31:36,229 --> 00:31:38,523 - Ah, Fiona-- - I loved you, 652 00:31:38,773 --> 00:31:39,899 asshole. 653 00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:44,028 I mean, fuck, I... 654 00:31:46,364 --> 00:31:47,782 ...I probably still do. 655 00:31:49,701 --> 00:31:52,579 I mean, how am I ever supposed to trust you again? 656 00:31:52,787 --> 00:31:54,330 I-I... 657 00:31:54,539 --> 00:31:57,584 ...I wouldn't even know where to start--that's crazy. 658 00:31:57,792 --> 00:32:00,044 Fiona, I wasn't suggesting we get back together. 659 00:32:00,253 --> 00:32:02,589 I-I got married. 660 00:32:06,009 --> 00:32:06,885 You... 661 00:32:08,428 --> 00:32:09,387 ...got what? 662 00:32:09,596 --> 00:32:10,972 My wife and I, um, 663 00:32:11,180 --> 00:32:14,517 came back so I could make amends. 664 00:32:16,436 --> 00:32:18,855 I couldn't really move forward without-- 665 00:32:19,063 --> 00:32:21,566 Am I a fucking step in your rehab? 666 00:32:22,775 --> 00:32:24,903 I had no idea you still had feelings for me. 667 00:32:25,111 --> 00:32:27,405 I--honestly, I wasn't trying to confuse you. 668 00:32:30,408 --> 00:32:33,912 ♪♪ Every broken mirror ♪♪ 669 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:38,124 ♪♪ Might remind me of silver ♪♪ 670 00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:41,920 ♪♪ Then again has to shine ♪♪ 671 00:32:42,170 --> 00:32:46,090 ♪♪ To pretend one more time ♪♪ 672 00:32:46,299 --> 00:32:50,053 ♪♪ Sure that I've tried my best ♪♪ 673 00:32:50,261 --> 00:32:54,223 ♪♪ But it was meaningless ♪♪ 674 00:33:06,736 --> 00:33:09,238 I can't wait to meet my siblings tomorrow. 675 00:33:10,531 --> 00:33:12,784 My siblings. I have siblings. 676 00:33:13,701 --> 00:33:16,913 Kev, you notice anything a little backwards 677 00:33:17,121 --> 00:33:18,539 about your family? 678 00:33:18,748 --> 00:33:19,999 Yeah, I know what you mean. 679 00:33:20,208 --> 00:33:21,501 The whole inbred thing, right? 680 00:33:21,709 --> 00:33:23,211 I can kinda see it in Uncle Travis. 681 00:33:24,587 --> 00:33:25,546 Hey, babe, 682 00:33:26,714 --> 00:33:30,385 I wanna thank you for coming with me to meet my family. 683 00:33:31,344 --> 00:33:33,096 - They're all I got. - Yeah-- 684 00:33:33,304 --> 00:33:35,598 And you being here with me just... 685 00:33:35,807 --> 00:33:37,558 ...it means everything to me. 686 00:33:38,977 --> 00:33:39,936 You're amazing. 687 00:33:40,853 --> 00:33:42,105 I love you. 688 00:33:42,355 --> 00:33:44,148 Your family's my family, babe. 689 00:33:45,775 --> 00:33:47,610 They didn't desert me, you know? 690 00:33:49,821 --> 00:33:51,322 Oh, I'm beat. 691 00:33:51,990 --> 00:33:53,658 Emotions really zap you. 692 00:33:55,118 --> 00:33:56,786 I'm gonna get some shut-eye. I love you. 693 00:33:56,995 --> 00:33:57,954 Mm. 694 00:34:28,526 --> 00:34:30,486 ♪♪ Hey, if you ain't here to party, hit the dub ♪♪ 695 00:34:30,737 --> 00:34:32,238 ♪♪ All them ladies, they put their hands up ♪♪ 696 00:34:32,447 --> 00:34:33,364 ♪♪ When the beat drop ♪♪ 697 00:34:33,573 --> 00:34:35,074 ♪♪ And when we walk up in the club ♪♪ 698 00:34:35,283 --> 00:34:36,659 ♪♪ They know we rock, take the back to basics ♪♪ 699 00:34:36,868 --> 00:34:38,119 ♪♪ They call me the new Pete Rock ♪♪ 700 00:34:38,327 --> 00:34:39,787 ♪♪ My red stones hit the light ♪♪ 701 00:34:39,996 --> 00:34:41,205 ♪♪ And make the streets stop ♪♪ 702 00:34:41,414 --> 00:34:42,623 ♪♪ Leave it up to me to get it hype ♪♪ 703 00:34:42,832 --> 00:34:43,875 ♪♪ She gon' leave with me tonight ♪♪ 704 00:34:44,083 --> 00:34:45,168 ♪♪ Call your favorite rapper ask him ♪♪ 705 00:34:45,376 --> 00:34:46,627 ♪♪ If he need for me to write for him ♪♪ 706 00:34:46,836 --> 00:34:48,880 ♪♪ A right forms, get your head up in the game ♪♪ 707 00:34:49,088 --> 00:34:51,674 ♪♪ If she ain't exciting, then no need to entertain ♪♪ 708 00:34:51,883 --> 00:34:54,260 ♪♪ Keep it cheap, man you don't need to be lame ♪♪ 709 00:34:54,469 --> 00:34:56,512 ♪♪ Please refrain, homie stay up in your lane ♪♪ 710 00:34:56,971 --> 00:34:58,973 ♪♪ Unless you wanna be the clown of the night ♪♪ 711 00:34:59,182 --> 00:35:00,058 ♪♪ Let's get back to the party ♪♪ 712 00:35:00,266 --> 00:35:01,559 ♪♪ That's the sound that I like ♪♪ 713 00:35:01,976 --> 00:35:04,520 ♪♪ The music differ, we beating like a piñata ♪♪ 714 00:35:05,313 --> 00:35:07,356 - Hey, how you doing? Hi. - Hey. 715 00:35:08,357 --> 00:35:10,234 You're even hotter in person. 716 00:35:10,943 --> 00:35:12,862 It's kinda loud. You wanna get out of here? 717 00:35:13,071 --> 00:35:15,406 - Oh, this spot is my jam. - Oh, yeah? 718 00:35:15,656 --> 00:35:17,575 What are you drinking? I got the hook-up here. 719 00:35:17,825 --> 00:35:19,243 Oh, not--not drinking. 720 00:35:20,203 --> 00:35:22,121 Uh, you wanna take a walk, or...? 721 00:35:22,371 --> 00:35:24,415 You gotta get me buzzed first. 722 00:35:24,624 --> 00:35:27,668 What kinda girl do you think I am, hmm? 723 00:35:30,129 --> 00:35:32,173 ♪♪ Everybody in the place say ho ♪♪ 724 00:35:33,466 --> 00:35:36,886 Fuck, you um... you taste like rum. 725 00:35:37,095 --> 00:35:39,180 I can taste like whatever you want. 726 00:35:40,973 --> 00:35:42,183 Excuse me? 727 00:35:42,433 --> 00:35:44,018 Double shots of tequila. 728 00:36:07,250 --> 00:36:09,168 Hey. Geneva. 729 00:36:11,504 --> 00:36:12,797 Hey. 730 00:36:13,756 --> 00:36:16,551 You, uh, sleep okay? 731 00:36:16,759 --> 00:36:20,555 Yeah. Yeah, it got creepy down there by myself. 732 00:36:20,805 --> 00:36:23,641 - Felt safer with you. - Okay. 733 00:36:23,850 --> 00:36:26,853 Oh, my God. Your bed is so comfortable. 734 00:36:27,979 --> 00:36:28,896 Ah. 735 00:36:32,275 --> 00:36:35,903 You should probably, uh, head back to the center. 736 00:36:36,112 --> 00:36:37,947 People might be getting worried about you. 737 00:36:40,741 --> 00:36:41,826 You coming with? 738 00:36:42,827 --> 00:36:44,620 Uh, gotta work. 739 00:36:47,707 --> 00:36:49,167 I'm just putting my number in here 740 00:36:49,375 --> 00:36:51,377 and you call me if you need 741 00:36:51,586 --> 00:36:53,254 a place to crash again, okay? 742 00:36:56,966 --> 00:36:58,593 You're the coolest, yo. 743 00:37:06,851 --> 00:37:08,060 What? 744 00:37:10,438 --> 00:37:11,898 Who's the chick? You switching teams? 745 00:37:12,106 --> 00:37:13,983 From the youth center. Had a rough night. 746 00:37:14,233 --> 00:37:16,360 - Needed a place to crash. - Oh. 747 00:37:16,569 --> 00:37:17,904 How about you? 748 00:37:18,112 --> 00:37:19,363 You get any action last night? Huh? 749 00:37:19,614 --> 00:37:21,032 Uh, Tinder's not for me. 750 00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:22,700 You get more than you sign up for. 751 00:37:30,708 --> 00:37:31,751 Ah. 752 00:37:34,629 --> 00:37:35,630 Oof. 753 00:37:36,672 --> 00:37:37,673 Long night? 754 00:37:38,883 --> 00:37:41,510 Fuckin' Sean got married, so yeah. 755 00:37:43,221 --> 00:37:45,389 - Sean got married? - To who? 756 00:37:45,598 --> 00:37:47,516 Some chick he got sober for. 757 00:37:48,809 --> 00:37:50,853 I'm making a list of all the promises that he made me 758 00:37:51,062 --> 00:37:53,606 when we were together. 759 00:37:53,814 --> 00:37:55,149 I think he's supposed to pay me back 760 00:37:55,358 --> 00:37:57,026 for all that shit he put me through. 761 00:38:00,613 --> 00:38:02,490 Maybe he's paying it forward. 762 00:38:02,698 --> 00:38:04,116 Fuck paying it forward. 763 00:38:04,951 --> 00:38:06,535 You don't need him. He's a fuckin' prick. 764 00:38:07,245 --> 00:38:09,038 I mean, what'd he ever do except skim off the top 765 00:38:09,288 --> 00:38:09,997 of some shitty diner? 766 00:38:10,206 --> 00:38:10,873 You made it a place 767 00:38:11,082 --> 00:38:12,416 people actually wanna eat at. 768 00:38:12,750 --> 00:38:15,670 You don't need him. He's a fuckin' junkie. 769 00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:18,881 His fuckin' wife stole my life. 770 00:38:20,049 --> 00:38:22,134 I think she owes me a finder's fee. 771 00:38:33,312 --> 00:38:34,855 Smoked my whole fuckin' pack. 772 00:38:40,236 --> 00:38:41,195 Good morning. 773 00:38:41,862 --> 00:38:43,656 We've got some information on the burglar. 774 00:38:43,864 --> 00:38:45,408 He hit your neighbors across the street last night 775 00:38:45,616 --> 00:38:46,742 for their copper piping. 776 00:38:48,077 --> 00:38:49,620 - That's getting close. - Mr. Mills saw 777 00:38:49,829 --> 00:38:51,914 someone run into the empty church around the corner. 778 00:38:52,123 --> 00:38:54,709 Sounds like we got a junkie robbing houses. 779 00:38:55,584 --> 00:38:57,253 I'm gonna need some bait. 780 00:39:03,092 --> 00:39:04,218 Mm. 781 00:39:08,973 --> 00:39:09,890 Kev? 782 00:39:21,193 --> 00:39:21,986 Kev? 783 00:39:31,954 --> 00:39:32,872 What's up? 784 00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:35,166 Kev's family are fuckin' rednecks. 785 00:39:35,374 --> 00:39:37,335 And now he's gone MIA. They probably skinned him alive 786 00:39:37,585 --> 00:39:38,711 and gonna put his head on the mantle. 787 00:39:39,003 --> 00:39:41,088 - What? - His great grandpa 788 00:39:41,297 --> 00:39:42,965 was some sort of Confederate soldier 789 00:39:43,174 --> 00:39:45,134 who made his slaves fight with him in the Civil War. 790 00:39:45,343 --> 00:39:47,094 They're nice and they're racist. 791 00:39:47,303 --> 00:39:48,888 It's fucking confusing. 792 00:39:52,058 --> 00:39:54,518 Kev? 793 00:39:54,727 --> 00:39:57,313 Kev is clueless and I don't wanna say anything 794 00:39:57,521 --> 00:39:59,065 'cause he's having all these emotions 795 00:39:59,315 --> 00:40:01,025 and they the only family he's got. 796 00:40:01,233 --> 00:40:03,736 But I swear, if one of his cousins even looks at me racist, 797 00:40:03,944 --> 00:40:05,571 I'ma go Django on his ass. 798 00:40:05,780 --> 00:40:06,822 Anyway, how are you? 799 00:40:09,784 --> 00:40:11,202 Sean's married. 800 00:40:11,452 --> 00:40:13,287 - What? You saw him? - Yep. 801 00:40:13,496 --> 00:40:14,997 But I am totally fine. 802 00:40:15,206 --> 00:40:16,499 I mean, he's a lying piece of shit 803 00:40:16,707 --> 00:40:17,917 who got clean for some other chick 804 00:40:18,125 --> 00:40:19,668 while I had to deal with his fucking addictions, 805 00:40:19,877 --> 00:40:20,711 but anyway. 806 00:40:22,296 --> 00:40:23,923 Go kill some rednecks. 807 00:40:24,465 --> 00:40:25,633 I'll call you later. 808 00:40:26,717 --> 00:40:28,219 The fuck? 809 00:40:35,726 --> 00:40:38,813 V! Look! 810 00:40:39,438 --> 00:40:41,732 Whoo! I shot a deer. 811 00:40:41,941 --> 00:40:43,567 I get to take home the head. 812 00:40:54,453 --> 00:40:56,038 I put out some junkie bait. 813 00:40:56,247 --> 00:40:57,540 Those traps you set out back on the porch 814 00:40:57,790 --> 00:40:58,999 are a death trap for Franny. 815 00:40:59,208 --> 00:41:00,418 I need 'em to catch a perp. 816 00:41:00,626 --> 00:41:02,044 Bonjour les enfants. 817 00:41:02,253 --> 00:41:05,005 Oh, Father Francis now speaks Italian? 818 00:41:05,214 --> 00:41:06,257 It's Saint Francis, 819 00:41:06,465 --> 00:41:08,050 and it's French, son. 820 00:41:08,259 --> 00:41:10,386 The public school system failed you. 821 00:41:11,095 --> 00:41:12,138 Need more sugar. 822 00:41:13,222 --> 00:41:14,432 Ah, come on, Franny. 823 00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:16,225 Come walk to Mommy like you did for Abuela. 824 00:41:16,434 --> 00:41:18,102 Come on. I'm so sorry 825 00:41:18,310 --> 00:41:19,770 I missed your first steps. 826 00:41:19,979 --> 00:41:23,524 The budding stages of taking one's first step. 827 00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:26,485 Good God, she has grown up fast. 828 00:41:26,944 --> 00:41:29,029 Why'd she walk to Celia and not for me? 829 00:41:29,238 --> 00:41:31,365 - She really hates me. - Every child performs 830 00:41:31,574 --> 00:41:32,825 in her own time. 831 00:41:33,534 --> 00:41:36,203 I remember all of your first steps like it was yesterday. 832 00:41:36,412 --> 00:41:37,955 From where? A drug-induced coma? 833 00:41:38,205 --> 00:41:41,125 On the contrary, I was present for each one. 834 00:41:41,333 --> 00:41:43,294 Debs, yours was in a police station 835 00:41:43,502 --> 00:41:45,212 for Monica's first booking. 836 00:41:45,421 --> 00:41:48,340 You saw your mother when she exited that holding cell. 837 00:41:48,549 --> 00:41:49,592 It was like magic. 838 00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:51,802 Liam, you were on the platform of the L train. 839 00:41:52,052 --> 00:41:53,429 I didn't even know you could crawl yet. 840 00:41:53,637 --> 00:41:56,265 I'd put you down to bum a smoke 841 00:41:56,474 --> 00:41:57,975 and you stood on your little legs 842 00:41:58,225 --> 00:42:01,270 and almost walked right onto the tracks. 843 00:42:01,479 --> 00:42:04,440 But the train came in so fast, it blew you back on your tush. 844 00:42:05,983 --> 00:42:07,318 Not one of my better moments. 845 00:42:07,526 --> 00:42:09,945 But I'm cleaning up my act for Liam. 846 00:42:11,197 --> 00:42:12,948 Believe it or not. 847 00:42:13,949 --> 00:42:15,826 Oui. 848 00:42:25,544 --> 00:42:27,004 You believe any of that? 849 00:42:27,213 --> 00:42:28,506 Hm. Hell no. 850 00:42:34,887 --> 00:42:37,014 Hey. What's up? 851 00:42:37,223 --> 00:42:38,766 Geneva told me she, uh, slept over 852 00:42:38,974 --> 00:42:40,309 at your house last night? 853 00:42:40,518 --> 00:42:41,852 Oh, yeah, she was in a tough spot. 854 00:42:42,102 --> 00:42:43,103 What the fuck are you doing? 855 00:42:43,312 --> 00:42:44,605 That's completely inappropriate. 856 00:42:45,981 --> 00:42:47,858 What are you talking about? I was just being helpful. 857 00:42:48,067 --> 00:42:50,194 She missed her curfew at the place I got her into 858 00:42:50,402 --> 00:42:51,237 and now she's lost her spot. 859 00:42:51,445 --> 00:42:52,780 Do you--do you realize how hard it was 860 00:42:52,988 --> 00:42:55,157 - to get her that spot? - I didn't know 861 00:42:55,366 --> 00:42:56,992 that she had to be back at the shelter 862 00:42:57,201 --> 00:42:58,452 She came by really messed up, 863 00:42:58,661 --> 00:43:00,371 I was just trying to give her a place to sleep. 864 00:43:00,579 --> 00:43:02,164 Well, we teach these kids self-sufficiency, 865 00:43:02,373 --> 00:43:03,290 we don't sleep with them. 866 00:43:03,499 --> 00:43:04,708 I'm gay. It wasn't sexual. 867 00:43:04,917 --> 00:43:07,545 - You mind easing up a bit? - Geneva's an incest survivor. 868 00:43:07,795 --> 00:43:09,922 It doesn't matter whether or not you were being sexual. 869 00:43:10,130 --> 00:43:11,799 - Kids interpret things. - Well, I... 870 00:43:12,007 --> 00:43:13,092 ...I mean, I was just trying to help, I-- 871 00:43:13,300 --> 00:43:14,927 That's bullshit, okay? You're hanging around 872 00:43:15,135 --> 00:43:16,387 to try and weasel your way back into my life. 873 00:43:16,637 --> 00:43:18,430 Do not use these kids to do it. 874 00:43:24,311 --> 00:43:25,854 Wow, Kev has an army. 875 00:43:26,063 --> 00:43:28,274 I hope nobody fucks up the potato salad. 876 00:43:29,984 --> 00:43:31,819 Strong arm, Bart. 877 00:43:32,027 --> 00:43:33,904 Runs in the family. 878 00:43:34,113 --> 00:43:37,157 Your wife is a knockout. 879 00:43:38,492 --> 00:43:40,160 Hell, she could be cousins with my wife. 880 00:43:40,369 --> 00:43:42,371 Oh, that runs in the family, too. 881 00:43:42,580 --> 00:43:44,331 I thought you might've been dead, 882 00:43:44,582 --> 00:43:47,668 but, uh, happy to see that you're alive and talking. 883 00:43:48,252 --> 00:43:49,837 Can't say the same for Barry. 884 00:43:52,089 --> 00:43:54,466 - What's the matter with him? - Oh, mute, never could talk. 885 00:43:54,675 --> 00:43:57,136 But he nods when he understands you, right, Barry? 886 00:44:01,557 --> 00:44:03,267 Must be weird being around all these rednecks, 887 00:44:03,475 --> 00:44:05,102 coming from the inner city. 888 00:44:05,311 --> 00:44:06,645 I'm Bart's cousin Tilly. 889 00:44:06,854 --> 00:44:09,690 Veronica. Yeah, it's an adjustment. 890 00:44:09,898 --> 00:44:11,775 Well, don't let it scare you. We might look the part, 891 00:44:11,984 --> 00:44:14,194 but nobody cares about that race stuff over here. 892 00:44:14,403 --> 00:44:16,780 We're a family of half breeds. 893 00:44:16,989 --> 00:44:20,034 A bunch of us even voted for Obama...twice. 894 00:44:20,242 --> 00:44:22,286 Mm. Who'd everybody vote for the last time? 895 00:44:22,494 --> 00:44:24,246 Well, the family was split. 896 00:44:24,455 --> 00:44:26,999 Some for the grandpa Jew, some for the pussy grabber. 897 00:44:28,167 --> 00:44:29,585 Deplorables? 898 00:44:30,210 --> 00:44:31,545 Fuck her. 899 00:44:37,009 --> 00:44:38,469 Ohh, Biff, looks like you aren't gonna 900 00:44:38,677 --> 00:44:40,262 be the champ no more. 901 00:44:40,471 --> 00:44:41,805 Shame your daddy dumped Bart 902 00:44:42,014 --> 00:44:43,349 at the Texaco and wouldn't go back. 903 00:44:43,557 --> 00:44:44,600 Could've been great on that 904 00:44:44,808 --> 00:44:46,018 wrestling team in high school. 905 00:44:46,268 --> 00:44:47,853 They were terrible. Biff's team 906 00:44:48,062 --> 00:44:51,482 got their asses kicked from here to Nashville. 907 00:44:51,732 --> 00:44:52,691 - Uh! - Ahh. 908 00:44:52,941 --> 00:44:54,276 Shit. 909 00:44:54,485 --> 00:44:56,445 Dumped me? It wasn't an accident? 910 00:44:56,654 --> 00:44:58,155 Daddy left me on purpose? 911 00:44:58,405 --> 00:45:00,240 No, Barty, it was more complicated than that. 912 00:45:00,449 --> 00:45:02,701 Times were hard after the mines closed. 913 00:45:02,951 --> 00:45:04,745 He left me and none of you came looking for me? 914 00:45:04,953 --> 00:45:06,080 - Your brother? - Your daddy had 915 00:45:06,330 --> 00:45:07,915 nine kids to raise 916 00:45:08,123 --> 00:45:10,292 after your mama ran off with that Bible salesman. 917 00:45:10,501 --> 00:45:12,086 He figured you'd be better off. 918 00:45:12,294 --> 00:45:14,004 - In foster care? - Hell yes. 919 00:45:14,213 --> 00:45:15,964 Look at Bambi, she's been in and out of jail, 920 00:45:16,173 --> 00:45:17,341 whoring her way around Kentucky, 921 00:45:17,549 --> 00:45:19,760 popping off babies of every color and flavor. 922 00:45:19,968 --> 00:45:21,762 And Biff can't keep a job to save his life. 923 00:45:21,970 --> 00:45:23,389 Flunked out of elementary school, 924 00:45:23,597 --> 00:45:25,933 lost his job at the hog slaughter house. 925 00:45:26,141 --> 00:45:28,936 But you got your own bar in Chicago. 926 00:45:29,687 --> 00:45:30,896 Nice truck. 927 00:45:32,272 --> 00:45:33,524 You're the one that got out, Barty. 928 00:45:33,732 --> 00:45:35,734 Ha, you won. 929 00:45:42,366 --> 00:45:44,702 - Hey - Yo, what's up, man? 930 00:45:44,910 --> 00:45:47,413 - Fatherhood, in all its glory. - Oh, yeah? 931 00:45:47,621 --> 00:45:49,581 It's Miles. Five pounds, three ounces. 932 00:45:49,790 --> 00:45:51,625 I-I gotta fatten him up, but, uh... 933 00:45:51,834 --> 00:45:53,210 ...I mean, I can't take my eyes off him. 934 00:45:53,460 --> 00:45:55,170 He's a cute kid. Congrats. 935 00:45:55,379 --> 00:45:57,464 He's still in NICU, but we can take him home tomorrow. 936 00:45:57,673 --> 00:45:59,216 Gotta fill the house with premie stuff. 937 00:45:59,425 --> 00:46:01,552 You know, diapers are too big, clothes don't fit. 938 00:46:02,511 --> 00:46:04,513 It's all about the unexpected, man. 939 00:46:05,389 --> 00:46:06,390 Hey, listen, um, 940 00:46:07,558 --> 00:46:09,309 I was trying to hook up with this chick last night, 941 00:46:09,518 --> 00:46:10,936 but she was wasted. 942 00:46:11,145 --> 00:46:13,063 This sober sex thing, man, it's just, 943 00:46:13,272 --> 00:46:14,857 - it's just not working for me. - Yo, I can't listen 944 00:46:15,065 --> 00:46:16,692 - to this again. - What's your problem? 945 00:46:16,900 --> 00:46:18,569 He's been yapping about ass non-stop. 946 00:46:18,777 --> 00:46:19,903 You know, I'm almost ten months clean. 947 00:46:20,112 --> 00:46:21,363 He's gonna make me backslide. 948 00:46:21,572 --> 00:46:23,073 Cami needs me to pick up a car seat. 949 00:46:23,282 --> 00:46:25,242 Premie size. Take the baby home later. 950 00:46:25,451 --> 00:46:26,326 I-I gotta split. 951 00:46:26,535 --> 00:46:28,328 I need some tips before I nose dive. 952 00:46:28,537 --> 00:46:30,664 Dude, sand down that bike until Maceo's back. 953 00:46:30,873 --> 00:46:31,874 You gotta stay busy, man. 954 00:46:32,082 --> 00:46:34,084 Yeah, I need some fuckin' pussy! 955 00:46:35,169 --> 00:46:37,463 Get upstairs. Now. 956 00:46:49,057 --> 00:46:50,225 Flashy car, sir. 957 00:46:50,434 --> 00:46:52,686 Gonna have to charge you the CEO price. 958 00:46:52,895 --> 00:46:54,897 For underserved youth, you know? 959 00:46:58,692 --> 00:47:00,903 400 bucks. Still workin'. 960 00:47:01,111 --> 00:47:02,571 Oh, you're working hard out there. 961 00:47:02,780 --> 00:47:05,908 Well, can't be afraid to get wet. 962 00:47:06,116 --> 00:47:07,075 Hm. 963 00:47:13,081 --> 00:47:15,584 Doing good work there. Maybe put a little 964 00:47:15,793 --> 00:47:17,586 more shoulder into it. 965 00:47:17,795 --> 00:47:20,756 He fixed my shoe with his own tools. 966 00:47:20,964 --> 00:47:21,965 Now that's a man. 967 00:47:23,258 --> 00:47:26,762 Get back to work. 968 00:47:26,970 --> 00:47:28,764 No! Oh! Ohh! 969 00:47:28,972 --> 00:47:30,182 Oh, God, no! 970 00:47:35,020 --> 00:47:36,980 Ah! 971 00:47:37,189 --> 00:47:39,566 Oh, my God. Ah! 972 00:47:39,817 --> 00:47:41,068 No! 973 00:47:41,276 --> 00:47:43,779 ♪♪ She's looking to feel good ♪♪ 974 00:47:43,987 --> 00:47:45,906 ♪♪ What's on her mind ♪♪ 975 00:47:46,114 --> 00:47:48,492 ♪♪ Coming, coming to get me ♪♪ 976 00:47:48,700 --> 00:47:50,911 ♪♪ Mama did that now ♪♪ 977 00:47:51,119 --> 00:47:51,954 ♪♪ Mama did that ♪♪ 978 00:47:52,162 --> 00:47:53,497 ♪♪ Get up, get up ♪♪ 979 00:47:53,705 --> 00:47:55,624 ♪♪ Get up, get out ♪♪ 980 00:47:58,377 --> 00:47:59,169 Fuck! 981 00:48:00,879 --> 00:48:02,005 Oh! 982 00:48:09,346 --> 00:48:11,974 Oh! 983 00:48:12,182 --> 00:48:14,184 Ah! 984 00:48:17,354 --> 00:48:19,481 Uh! 985 00:48:19,690 --> 00:48:20,691 Think you could hit me a little less? 986 00:48:20,899 --> 00:48:22,860 Shut up or I'll choke you. 987 00:48:45,549 --> 00:48:46,800 I'm Fiona. 988 00:48:47,009 --> 00:48:48,468 He might seem like a good guy, 989 00:48:48,677 --> 00:48:50,804 but I thought the same thing when he was my fiancé. 990 00:48:51,013 --> 00:48:53,140 And one day, he's gonna burn you, too. 991 00:48:54,433 --> 00:48:55,934 And if you're ever fucking and you notice 992 00:48:56,143 --> 00:48:57,436 track marks on his arms, 993 00:48:57,644 --> 00:48:59,354 maybe don't keep fucking. 994 00:48:59,563 --> 00:49:01,857 And don't believe him when he says that he doesn't want chaos. 995 00:49:02,065 --> 00:49:05,027 He lies. And he steals from his job. 996 00:49:06,111 --> 00:49:09,031 And he doesn't just use drugs. He uses people! 997 00:49:09,781 --> 00:49:10,866 Fiona? 998 00:49:14,828 --> 00:49:18,248 You're back on drugs? Oh, my God. 999 00:49:18,457 --> 00:49:21,543 You bastard! Hey, you didn't stay sober. 1000 00:49:21,752 --> 00:49:23,545 God damn you, get in that room. 1001 00:49:23,754 --> 00:49:25,088 I don't even know her. 1002 00:49:25,297 --> 00:49:27,716 I'm not using... I'm not using drugs. 1003 00:49:27,925 --> 00:49:29,635 Oh, my fuck. 1004 00:49:29,885 --> 00:49:31,511 Can you just stop? 1005 00:49:31,720 --> 00:49:32,763 What the...? 1006 00:49:45,609 --> 00:49:46,652 Hey. 1007 00:49:47,736 --> 00:49:49,863 Geneva's talking about some junior fire fighter program. 1008 00:49:50,072 --> 00:49:51,198 Did you tell her to apply? 1009 00:49:52,115 --> 00:49:53,951 Was that inappropriate? 1010 00:49:54,618 --> 00:49:56,954 Well, it'd be good to get her back in school first. 1011 00:49:57,955 --> 00:50:00,374 Look, you crossed the line and you need to learn boundaries. 1012 00:50:00,582 --> 00:50:01,959 But at least you got her thinking about her future. 1013 00:50:02,167 --> 00:50:03,377 That's a start. 1014 00:50:05,295 --> 00:50:06,630 Was that an apology? 1015 00:50:07,422 --> 00:50:09,591 Geneva lost her spot and shelters are overflowing. 1016 00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:11,927 I got 12 kids who need placements. 1017 00:50:12,135 --> 00:50:13,845 You're not out of the dog house yet. 1018 00:50:14,972 --> 00:50:16,932 All right, what can I do to make it right? 1019 00:50:17,641 --> 00:50:20,227 Uh, how about you help me find some legit housing 1020 00:50:20,435 --> 00:50:21,728 that isn't your bedroom? 1021 00:50:23,814 --> 00:50:25,148 Well, I can do that. 1022 00:50:25,357 --> 00:50:26,400 Thank you. 1023 00:50:29,903 --> 00:50:32,572 ♪♪ Down in the backwoods ♪♪ 1024 00:50:32,781 --> 00:50:35,450 ♪♪ Proud from the holler ♪♪ 1025 00:50:35,659 --> 00:50:39,746 I hear Biff is still the arm wrestling champion. 1026 00:50:39,955 --> 00:50:41,415 Sorry, babe. 1027 00:50:41,623 --> 00:50:43,792 I let him win. The second time. 1028 00:50:44,042 --> 00:50:46,128 - Why? - I don't know. 1029 00:50:46,378 --> 00:50:48,005 I feel kinda bad. 1030 00:50:48,213 --> 00:50:50,841 They're all sort of losers and I'm the successful one. 1031 00:50:51,049 --> 00:50:53,260 Never been that before. Feels kinda good. 1032 00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:55,262 You happy you found your family? 1033 00:50:55,971 --> 00:50:59,057 Yeah. I'm happy to be a Kentuckian. 1034 00:50:59,266 --> 00:51:00,851 Oh, no, no, no, no! 1035 00:51:01,059 --> 00:51:04,354 Pepper, Pepper, those are only for Halloween! 1036 00:51:09,484 --> 00:51:12,696 The car wash raised a lot for our scholarship program. 1037 00:51:13,822 --> 00:51:15,323 You're our superstar dad. 1038 00:51:15,574 --> 00:51:17,325 Anything for my son. 1039 00:51:17,534 --> 00:51:22,289 So, um, I would love to show my appreciation. 1040 00:51:22,497 --> 00:51:25,834 I am listed in the PTA directory. 1041 00:51:26,084 --> 00:51:27,127 Find me. 1042 00:51:30,881 --> 00:51:34,593 ♪♪ You don't know who you are ♪♪ 1043 00:51:36,845 --> 00:51:38,430 - Come on, Franny. - Let's go, Franny. 1044 00:51:38,638 --> 00:51:40,015 Let's--come on. Let's walk for Auntie Fiona, 1045 00:51:40,265 --> 00:51:41,391 - if not for me. - Come on. 1046 00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:42,768 - Hey, wait, wait. - Thank you. 1047 00:51:42,976 --> 00:51:44,311 So tell us what you said again 1048 00:51:44,519 --> 00:51:45,562 right before Sean came out. 1049 00:51:45,771 --> 00:51:47,647 - Yeah. - Oh. 1050 00:51:47,856 --> 00:51:51,193 I said, "He doesn't just use drugs, 1051 00:51:51,401 --> 00:51:52,944 he uses people!" 1052 00:51:55,655 --> 00:51:58,075 You are a fucking poet, Gallagher. 1053 00:51:58,283 --> 00:52:00,952 Fuck, it hurts to laugh. My ribs are still sore. 1054 00:52:01,161 --> 00:52:02,079 What happened to you? 1055 00:52:02,287 --> 00:52:06,041 I got laid or mugged or both, kinda. 1056 00:52:07,375 --> 00:52:09,544 Oh, shit, she's walking to Frank! 1057 00:52:09,753 --> 00:52:10,962 Uh! 1058 00:52:11,922 --> 00:52:13,799 Suffer the little children to come to me 1059 00:52:14,007 --> 00:52:16,551 and do not hinder them, for the Kingdom of God 1060 00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:18,678 belongs to such as these. 1061 00:52:18,887 --> 00:52:21,348 Oh, shit, he really is Saint Francis. 1062 00:52:24,559 --> 00:52:26,353 Good job, Franny! Yay! 1063 00:52:26,561 --> 00:52:28,230 Wow! 1064 00:52:28,522 --> 00:52:30,482 Come to Mommy! Come here! 1065 00:52:30,690 --> 00:52:31,399 - Yeah. - Hi! 1066 00:52:33,110 --> 00:52:34,569 Ow! Oh, what the fuck? 1067 00:52:34,778 --> 00:52:36,029 Oh, shit! I got him! 1068 00:52:39,032 --> 00:52:40,742 Uh, ow! 1069 00:52:42,077 --> 00:52:44,830 Oh! Oh! What the fuck? 1070 00:52:45,038 --> 00:52:46,373 - Aah! - I see you found 1071 00:52:46,581 --> 00:52:48,542 the little copper treat I left you. 1072 00:52:48,750 --> 00:52:49,918 - Who are you? - I'm your worst 1073 00:52:50,210 --> 00:52:51,503 fuckin' nightmare. 1074 00:52:51,711 --> 00:52:52,712 Ahh! 1075 00:52:54,881 --> 00:52:56,508 No! No!