1 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:05,130 Hey. People around here get their ass beat for missing Shameless. 2 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:07,680 So sit down, shut up and catch up. 3 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:11,360 Or don't. I don't give a fuck. I'm happy to knock your fucking teeth out. 4 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:17,720 - Meds and vitals now. - What are those for? 5 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:20,360 FRANK: Antirejection, hypertension... 6 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:22,880 ...depression, diuretic, and apparently... 7 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:26,280 ...that is my new liver fucking me in the ass. 8 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:27,480 Ow! 9 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:28,840 What are you doing? Do not hit our daughter. 10 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:30,040 It's just the nipple. 11 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:33,920 I'm done. No more breastfeeding. I'm gonna work at the Alibi. You can stay here. 12 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:36,730 You have got to do something about your daughter. 13 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:40,360 - She's acting like a desperate teenager. - You're lying! 14 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:43,640 I don't want her and that Chuckie thing in my house anymore. 15 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:46,960 - Have a chance to call that doctor? IAN: I don't have what Monica has. 16 00:00:47,160 --> 00:00:49,160 It could be bipolar disease, like our mom. 17 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:51,360 - Come see our show tonight. - Wish I could. 18 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:54,560 - I turn into a pumpkin at 9. - Maybe I'll see you later, huh? 19 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:56,560 - He leave a good tip? - He's a musician. 20 00:00:56,720 --> 00:00:58,290 Never know where that tip's been. 21 00:00:58,440 --> 00:01:01,440 - God, you're cheaters! Aah! - Aah! Look who's a sore sport. 22 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:03,400 Look who's madly in love. 23 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:07,000 About to start a big cleanup. They knocked over Sunny Days on Halsted. 24 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:08,560 Great. I'm in. 25 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:10,760 "Sell your home at a premium price"? 26 00:01:10,960 --> 00:01:13,440 FRANK: My contribution to mankind. 27 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:16,240 I give you Frank's Milk of the Gods. 28 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:34,200 [COUGHS] 29 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:36,400 This is beer? 30 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:38,440 I call it Milk of the Gods. 31 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:41,520 Man. I think I just shit my pants. 32 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:44,520 Good to know. I'll reduce the hops. 33 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:48,330 Tell you what, though. It's bad-ass. 34 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:51,200 FRANK: What would you pay for something like that? 35 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:54,090 I got some sweet 420 that my girl baked up. Wanna trade? 36 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:56,640 - Done, done and done. - All right. 37 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:01,210 [COUGHS] 38 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:03,080 - Ah, man. - Look at that. 39 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:04,600 BOY: What? 40 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:06,720 FRANK: A new day. And I'm still alive. 41 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:08,690 [FRANK CHUCKLES] 42 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:10,680 Life is good. 43 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:19,240 Cock-a-doodle-doo! 44 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:22,920 [FRANK CROWING] 45 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:24,650 Cock-a-doodle-doo! 46 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:26,800 [FRANK CROWING] 47 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:30,730 LIP: Hey. You're up early. 48 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:32,920 - I'm off house arrest as of this morning. - Ah. 49 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:37,130 And I just need a screwdriver to get this thing off. 50 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:39,170 You sure that's a good idea? 51 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:41,640 Probation office isn't open till tomorrow. 52 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:44,880 As long as I give it back undamaged, I'm good. 53 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:47,080 Dude, congratulations is not hard to say. 54 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:48,960 - Congratulations, Fiona. - Thank you. 55 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:52,240 Just try not to celebrate with any road trips or hard drugs, yeah? 56 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:56,290 No promises. One day at a time. You start your new job on a Sunday? 57 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:59,280 Yeah, it's something to do with no city inspectors working today. 58 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:00,480 FIONA: Huh. 59 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:02,920 I'm guessing they're planning on dumping toxic waste... 60 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:04,920 ...where toxic waste should not be dumped. 61 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:07,970 - I'm kind of looking forward to it. - To dumping toxic waste? 62 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:11,960 No, to the job. You know, no class, no stress, no grades... 63 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:14,640 ...just hauling shit and breaking shit. 64 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:17,530 It's like meditation, only with large objects. 65 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:20,720 - Meditation? You really are a 12-step monkey. - Oh, lick me. 66 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:22,920 There's my sister. 67 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:26,840 [AMY CRYING] 68 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:30,280 KEVIN: Shh, shh, shh. 69 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:34,760 - This Happiest Baby shit totally works. - Here. Happiest-Baby-shit this one. 70 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:36,530 KEVIN: Shh, shh, shh. 71 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:40,000 KEVIN: Put her there. 72 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:44,160 Give me her. Let go of Mama's hair. There we go. Yeah. Shh, shh. 73 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:45,360 [GEMMA CRYING] 74 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:48,280 It's okay. They're just loving on Pop because it's Father's Day. 75 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:51,320 - Yeah, okay. Oh, God. - Hey, so, what's the plan, anyway? 76 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:53,240 - The plan? KEVIN: Pancakes? 77 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:56,800 No. Waffles. Ooh. Chocolate-chip pancakes. 78 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:59,160 - What are you talking about? - It's Father's Day. 79 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:01,040 - It's Father's Day. - Oh, shit. 80 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:04,640 VERONICA: Okay. Yeah. Uh... Watch her. - It's Father's Day. It's Father's Day. 81 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:11,400 It's Father's Day. It's Father's Day. Look at that. Look at those skills. 82 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:14,720 Kev wants fucking pancakes. 83 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:17,960 LIP: Holy shit, are you okay? - I have twins. I'll never be okay again. 84 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:20,760 I gotta go to work, okay? Good luck with too many babies. 85 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:23,040 Good luck with the jailbreak. See you later. 86 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:25,800 - What are you doing? - I'm off house arrest. 87 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,440 - Do you need coffee? You look... - I look what? 88 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:31,280 Nothing. Toaster waffles in the freezer. 89 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:34,840 I'm watching the clock, counting the minutes till I can open the Alibi... 90 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,970 ...and watch Frank drink his way through someone else's liver. 91 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:39,200 That's fun for you, is it? 92 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:41,760 Does it make me bad that I'd rather sell booze... 93 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:45,160 ...to barflies than spend time with my twin spawns of Satan? 94 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:48,000 Spawns of Satan? Really? 95 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:52,640 Do you think I'm a bad mother? 96 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:57,360 Did you leave either kid on the porch last night while you were going on a drug run? 97 00:05:57,520 --> 00:06:00,560 Compared to what I grew up with, you're an excellent mother. 98 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:05,040 [YELLING] 99 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:06,360 [LAUGHS] 100 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:08,440 What? What? 101 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:11,160 What, are you too tired to jump up and down with me? 102 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:14,290 Yeah, but if it helps, this is my happy face now. 103 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:17,080 All right, Lip, you're over here, buddy. 104 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:20,640 Here's what you're gonna do. You lift these large pieces of concrete... 105 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:25,800 ...put them in the bucket of the Bobcat, then get some more while the Bobcat dumps them. 106 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:27,960 I get to work the Bobcat? 107 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:32,840 Okay. You're going to lift, with your hands, the large pieces of concrete... 108 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,120 ...and put them in the bucket of the Bobcat... 109 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:37,520 ...just like these assholes who don't speak English. 110 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:41,800 Then you're gonna move out of the way while the Bobcat, which has a licensed operator... 111 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:45,120 ...who is me and not you, dumps them in the low load. 112 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:47,680 Then you're gonna do it again. For eight hours. 113 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:51,080 You'll stop after eight hours because I'm not paying you overtime. 114 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:52,680 You think you can handle that? 115 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:54,760 - I think I'll manage. - All right. 116 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:56,000 [CELL PHONE CHIMES] 117 00:06:57,840 --> 00:07:00,120 Amanda, huh? Nice ta-tas. 118 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:02,850 - Why don't you give me the phone? - Why would I do that? 119 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,720 Phones are a hazard on the work site. 120 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:08,000 You're not gonna sue me for workman's comp because you're distracted by tits... 121 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:10,480 - ...when a brick flies at your head. - Bricks are flying at my head? 122 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:13,920 This ain't the Alibi, bitch. You work for me, you do what I say. 123 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:20,000 Thank you. Whew. 124 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:21,200 All right. 125 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:22,400 [SHOUTS IN SPANISH] 126 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:23,720 [TOMMY TRILLS] 127 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:25,720 [TOMMY LAUGHS] 128 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:27,720 Nice nipples. 129 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:32,130 And I wanna call him because he's my dad... 130 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:34,520 ...and it's Father's Day. 131 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:38,440 Well, that's for me, you know? And it's selfish... 132 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:41,640 ...because he doesn't wanna hear from me. 133 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:44,770 And, uh, he made that pretty clear. 134 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:48,040 Well, the restraining order made that pretty freaking clear. 135 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:49,320 [ALL CHUCKLE] 136 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:54,690 So I'm not gonna call him, and I'm just gonna work on me the best that I can. 137 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:57,640 [WHISPERING] Nice of you to stop by. 138 00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:00,770 [WHISPERING] Here's your coffee-flavored sugar. 139 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:04,320 JACKIE: It's all I can do, right? You know, stay clean, go to work... 140 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:07,290 ...pray when I can remember. So... 141 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:10,090 Are you ankle-flirting with me? 142 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:14,080 I've got excellent ankles. Now you can see both of them. 143 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:17,760 No monitor. How'd you get that off on a Sunday? 144 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:22,600 Screwdriver. Little bit of elbow grease. 145 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:27,200 - You're in trouble, Gallagher... - Shh, shh, shh. I'm trying to listen. 146 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:30,800 JACKIE: Then it's one more person that will never forgive me. 147 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:32,120 [CARL BURPS] 148 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:33,360 [LIAM BURPS] 149 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:35,640 Ew. Don't learn from him, Liam. He's disgusting. 150 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:36,920 LIAM: Disgusting. 151 00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:40,320 - What are we gonna do for money? - Bang as many chicks as I can... 152 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:42,640 ...and get so good they'll pay me to do it. 153 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:45,560 Heh. Yeah, right. You're in a wheelchair. 154 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:49,160 - Chicks dig wheelchairs. - I swear, you lose your virginity before I do... 155 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:51,560 ...I'll stab you to death in your sleep. 156 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:54,120 - I'll keep it in my pants till you're 30? - Thirty? 157 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:55,810 - Forty? - It's not funny. 158 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,280 Yeah, it is. 159 00:08:57,440 --> 00:08:58,640 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 160 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:00,800 I'm going to the public pool, if you wanna come. 161 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:03,160 DEBBIE: What are you gonna do there? You can't get wet. 162 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:05,400 Did you miss the part where chicks dig wheelchairs? 163 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:09,080 Hmm. Strange man. Let me get my pepper spray. 164 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:11,040 CARL: Liam, get the door. 165 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:20,280 Hello. Uh, I'm looking for Frank Gallagher. 166 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:21,520 Why? 167 00:09:21,680 --> 00:09:25,570 Oh, um... His liver was my... Was... 168 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:26,960 [WADE SOBBING] 169 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:28,770 He's one block over at Sheila's. 170 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:34,160 We just need a place to cook and a table big enough for three. 171 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:36,970 Or if you guys wanna join, that would be so wonderful. 172 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:38,720 - No. TIM: Ketchup. 173 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:40,320 FIONA: Sure. Coming right up. 174 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:42,000 - Fiona. - No, I'm sorry. 175 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:44,560 You're not cooking a Father's Day meal in my house. 176 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:47,330 - You got Table 6 or is it me? - I've got it. 177 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,440 Because Frank is not a father. 178 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:53,810 Not to me, not to my kids, and honestly, Sammi, not to you either. 179 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:57,240 - Here you go. Need anything else? - Tabasco. 180 00:09:57,400 --> 00:09:58,440 Coming right up. 181 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:04,720 - Here you go. - More maple syrup. 182 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:05,920 Right away. 183 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:09,240 Sammi, listen to me. Frank is Frank. 184 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:14,360 He'll never be there for you or for your kid. He will disappoint you every time. 185 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:16,840 - Here you go. - Creamer. 186 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:18,530 MAN: Order up! 187 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:21,280 Absolutely. Anything else? 188 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:23,080 No. 189 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:25,450 Sure. 190 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:27,960 SAMMI: You're cynical, Fiona. 191 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:31,000 You're too young and pretty to be so cynical and hard. 192 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:32,880 It makes me feel sad for you. 193 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:38,000 Here you go. Happy Father's Day. 194 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:39,360 More butter. 195 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:44,000 Right away. 196 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:48,840 Sammi, listen to me. I'm not cynical about Frank. 197 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:50,600 I'm just finally sane. 198 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:53,320 MAN: You want them scrambled or over easy? 199 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:59,640 - Baby needs daylight. You take him for run? - Can't. Sorry, I gotta go to a funeral. 200 00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:02,530 - Funeral? For who? - Some guy he doesn't even know. 201 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:05,600 - Brother-in-arms, all you need to know. - He didn't die in a war. 202 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:07,760 - It was a car accident. - Fuck you, Mickey. 203 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:10,080 He died serving his country. 204 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:12,680 All right. Guess I'm going with you. 205 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:15,400 - Can you take baby? - No, it's illegal in this country. 206 00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:16,600 Uh-huh. 207 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:19,080 Hey, can you at the very least not wear a fucking uniform... 208 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:21,240 ...as every MP in the world is looking for you? 209 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:22,890 He was a soldier. 210 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:25,400 Deserves your goddamn respect. 211 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:39,800 - She's still ignoring you? - Just ignore her back. 212 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:42,160 Hey, Gallagher. Looking good. 213 00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:43,920 You too, Holly. 214 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:46,880 Not you. You. 215 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:49,840 - Really? HOLLY: Aw, your poor leg. 216 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:51,400 Poor baby. 217 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:53,600 She's just talking to you to mess with me. 218 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:56,440 CARL: Let's hope she just blows me to mess with you. 219 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:07,320 Excuse me. Was there a problem with your service? 220 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:09,840 Because a tip of 15 percent or more is standard... 221 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:12,690 You were slow. Thanks. 222 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:15,520 Slow? 223 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:19,080 Is it that I was slow, or is that your bloated metabolism can't handle... 224 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:24,840 ...a five-minute wait for the 10 pounds of bacon you shoved down your fat throat? 225 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:28,120 Ho, ho, hey! Enough! Enough! Do I have to call the cops? What's wrong? 226 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:30,000 - No tip. - I wanna talk to your manager. 227 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:31,960 - You are. TIM: What will you do about this? 228 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:34,200 - Sir... - She disrespected him on Father's Day. 229 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:37,120 - Okay, ma'am... - Slow, rude, and my eggs were undercooked. 230 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:39,800 Respectfully, if you can't tip, you can't eat here. 231 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,560 Seriously? You're siding with this little slut? 232 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:44,400 [TIM GRUNTS] 233 00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:46,360 JAN: Back up! Let him go! 234 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:49,450 - Let him go! - Okay, okay. Sean, let him go. 235 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:53,570 Okay, I'll let you go. But first, you apologize to my waitress... 236 00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:57,000 ...then you walk away and never walk down this street again, got it? 237 00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:58,680 Yes, sir. 238 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:02,930 I'm sorry. 239 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:08,490 You okay? 240 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:12,320 Your lip's bleeding. 241 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:14,760 I'll ice it. 242 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:43,240 Sorry. Shit. Sorry. 243 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:45,640 I wasn't looking at your boobs. 244 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:49,360 Or that way. Well, actually, I'm looking... 245 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:52,720 ...at your boobs that way. They're good boobs, I'm just... 246 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,160 I just wish my babies had boobs. 247 00:13:57,840 --> 00:13:58,880 Shit. Sorry. 248 00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:00,760 Shh, shh, shh. 249 00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:04,760 - Ow, ow. My hair. Let go. - Your wife is not breastfeeding? 250 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:08,040 I don't... I don't get it. I mean, Amy bites her a couple times... 251 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:10,810 ...and what, she just quits the gig? 252 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:12,960 SVETLANA: Imagine you are swimming... 253 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,120 ...and baby shark comes out of nowhere... 254 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:17,760 ...and sinks his fucking teeth into your ball sacs. 255 00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:20,600 This is what it feels like when they bite nipple. 256 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:23,720 Like they have declared war. 257 00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:25,640 Like if you had a hammer in your hands... 258 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:28,410 ...you could bash the brains out of this little shit. 259 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,680 This is what it feels like. 260 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:33,360 Damn. I think I owe V an apology. 261 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:36,410 Still, it's no reason to quit. There are ways to stop biting. 262 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,000 Well, that's exactly what I said. 263 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:40,040 SVETLANA: My husband has no interest in baby. 264 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:43,560 Orange boy, he helps, but who helps you? 265 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:48,010 V has interest, it's just... Yeah. 266 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:51,200 No, I mean, she works a lot, so... 267 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:52,770 SVETLANA: Two babies, no help? 268 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:55,930 Give her to me. 269 00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:58,040 Really? 270 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:13,320 DEBBIE: Liam, you're getting ice cream everywhere. 271 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:17,960 GIRL: Tell me the truth. BOY: God, chill. It wasn't even a thing. 272 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:21,010 GIRL: I am not chilling out. You chill out. 273 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,240 BOY: Jesus. GIRL: You are such a slut. 274 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:25,280 You'll screw anything with legs. 275 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:27,050 Scumbag. 276 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:56,160 Hey. Let it go. They were just fat assholes. 277 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:59,600 You're in a restaurant, Fiona. Fat assholes are my bread and butter. 278 00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:03,280 - Wait, are you mad at me now? - Well, just, you could have gone to jail... 279 00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:05,600 - ...for 3 bucks. - What are you talking about? 280 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:10,080 So you take off your monitor, you're still on probation. Fighting in the street? 281 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:12,000 Why are you starting shit? 282 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:16,000 I went out there to ask about my tip. You're the one who turned into a rabid dog. 283 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:19,400 Not that I didn't find that sexy, I'm not gonna lie... 284 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,600 ...but, you know, pot, kettle. 285 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:24,490 Wow. You bring it out in me. 286 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:27,440 So it's all my fault? 287 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:30,840 Get out there before one of those fat assholes starves. 288 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:40,600 I think Chuckie's mildly retarded. Someone should probably tell Sammi. 289 00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:42,600 Frank. You'll never guess what happened. 290 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:46,480 Whatever it is, I hope it's more exciting than this mentally disabled art. 291 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:48,250 - Oh, cookies. - Frank. Frank. 292 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:50,520 A Realtor came by. 293 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:54,360 And he was with two, like, very clean lesbians. 294 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:58,560 And he offered us double the market value for the house. 295 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:01,080 - Double, Frank. - You didn't accept it, did you? 296 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:02,560 No, but why not? 297 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:05,360 Double? It's got scam written all over it. 298 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:09,280 - Happy Father's Day... Aah! Aah! - Oh, sorry. Sorry, Sammi. 299 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:10,640 Sorry about that. 300 00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:14,000 Frank. Can you imagine what we would do with that money? 301 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:16,810 We could go anywhere. We could travel anywhere. 302 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:20,720 Anywhere in the whole world. And she would never be able to find us. 303 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:22,240 Never find us. 304 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:25,600 PROTESTERS [CHANTING]: God kills soldiers Because America loves faggots 305 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:28,800 MINISTER: The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want. 306 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:32,010 PROTESTERS: God kills soldiers Because America loves faggots 307 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:35,240 MINISTER: He maketh me to lie down in green pastures. 308 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:38,240 PROTESTERS: God kills soldiers Because America loves faggots 309 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:41,440 MINISTER: He leadeth me beside the still waters. 310 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:42,760 PROTESTERS: God kills soldiers 311 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:45,600 MINISTER: Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death... 312 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,250 PROTESTERS: America loves faggots 313 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:51,200 ...I will fear no evil: for thou art with me. 314 00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:54,960 Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with these people? 315 00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:57,200 You're in uniform and wanted by the MPs. 316 00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:59,040 - Can you not make a fucking...? - Hey. 317 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,720 - Hey! - That's making a scene. 318 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,960 - Shut the fuck up! MICKEY: What are you doing? 319 00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:04,920 What are you doing? What are you doing? 320 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:08,320 They call themselves a church. I'll bash their heads in with Jesus. 321 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:09,720 - Motherfuckers! MICKEY: Shut up. 322 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,370 - Are you okay, son? - Fuck you! 323 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:14,200 You can't wear the uniform and wield the cross as a weapon. 324 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:17,920 I'm the problem? Huh? I'm the fucking problem? You're protecting these assholes! 325 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:19,600 Listen to me. 326 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:22,570 I hate these pricks too, but you need to settle down... 327 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:26,360 ...or I'll have to call your commanding officer. It's Gallagher, is it? 328 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:28,360 No. We're good, we're good. 329 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:30,400 Thank you. I got him. I got him. 330 00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:34,200 Stop. You wanna fuck them up, we need a plan. 331 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:39,840 We could do more damage if we have a plan. Let's go home and make one. 332 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:43,160 PROTESTER: Come on! MICKEY: Let's go. 333 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,050 Go. 334 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:48,000 Did they offer any money up front? Cash today? 335 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:51,050 No. And they had a Realtor. 336 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:54,120 And he had business cards and everything. 337 00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:56,200 Doesn't make sense. 338 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,890 Doesn't track. 339 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:05,890 [WHISTLES] 340 00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:07,240 FRANK: Hey, Sammi. SHEILA: No. 341 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,120 Frank, no. Come on. 342 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:11,400 - Don't get her involved in this. - Calm down. 343 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:14,130 - She's got a good head for cons. - Oh, God. 344 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:16,000 - Yeah, Pop? FRANK: Why would two dykes... 345 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:18,200 ...offer double market value for this dump? 346 00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:20,120 - What's the scam? SAMMI: Not a scam. 347 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:21,440 An investment. 348 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,880 Tribune named this neighborhood an up-and-comer. 349 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:26,360 All anybody's talking about down at the Alibi. 350 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:28,200 Oh, mother of God. 351 00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:31,250 SHEILA: What? - You are not selling. 352 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:34,170 SAMMI: Hey, who was talking about sell...? Are you gonna sell? 353 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:37,210 SHEILA: Frank. - They may have female genitalia... 354 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:40,920 ...but those lesbians are the man, moving in on our territory. 355 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,440 - Oh, Frank. - It used to be... 356 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:45,760 ...that poor folks could get a decent apartment right near downtown. 357 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:48,570 And then suddenly it's moved 40 blocks south. 358 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:51,880 - And then 80 blocks. Where does it end? SHEILA: Well... 359 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:55,480 ...maybe it ends with you and me in an RV, seeing the country. 360 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:57,440 This is just like with the Jews. 361 00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:01,000 Ten years from now, they'll claim it never happened, but it is happening. 362 00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:03,400 They wanna move people in who can pay taxes. 363 00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:06,130 So they push us out. 364 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:08,850 And eventually, we end up in a camp somewhere... 365 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,960 ...at the edge of civilization. SHEILA: Oh... 366 00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:13,800 A tent city built on old landfills... 367 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:15,450 ...and toxic waste sites. 368 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:18,330 And then they start passing out the smallpox blankets. 369 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:19,520 Oh, Frank. I mean... 370 00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:20,760 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 371 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,680 - Maybe that's the lesbians with more money. FRANK: Okay. 372 00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,880 - Or maybe it's competing lesbians. FRANK: Wait. 373 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:28,770 - Would you wait? Would you wait a second? SHEILA: No. No. Frank. 374 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:32,320 - Oh. Hello. WADE: Hello. 375 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:34,440 I... I'm... My name is Wade Shelton. 376 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:37,000 I'm looking for Frank Gallagher. 377 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,000 He was the recipient of my son's liver. 378 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:41,680 - Oh. Oh, come in. Come in. WADE: Thank you. 379 00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:43,520 You can't have it back. 380 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:48,080 Oh, don't mind him. That medical marijuana makes him a little loopy. 381 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:51,210 - Hi, I'm Frank's daughter Sammi. - Hello. 382 00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:53,840 SAMMI: Hi. - How can we help you, Mr. Shelton? 383 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,280 I don't wanna bother you... 384 00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:59,530 ...but we're having a supper this afternoon for all our son's organ recipients. 385 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:00,720 A little celebration. 386 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:03,080 - What a wonderful idea. - Thank you. 387 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:07,410 Yeah. My way of having one last Father's Day with my boy. 388 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:10,560 And I'm so sorry for the late notice, I really am... 389 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:12,600 ...but we had trouble tracking you down. 390 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:15,120 It may seem odd, but you organ recipients... 391 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:18,760 ...you're all that we have left of our son. So would you, both of you...? 392 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:21,800 - Are you Mrs. Gallagher? - I am. Yes, I am Mrs. Gallagher. 393 00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:25,040 Great. Would you please come at 5? 394 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:28,290 - What are you serving? - Prime rib. My boy's favorite. 395 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:30,800 - Creamed horseradish? - Of course. Yeah. 396 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:33,160 - We will be there, good sir. WADE: Oh, great. 397 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:35,200 Great. Thank you. Thank you. 398 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:36,770 Sure. Let me see you out. 399 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:41,050 - I would love to come, actually. - Both of you. I don't think you're invited. 400 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:44,440 - Ow, ow! Stop it. - No one's touching you. 401 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:54,400 Enough. 402 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:57,680 Your turn to hang with Liam. Don't let him drown. 403 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:06,280 Hi. 404 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:07,920 Hi. 405 00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:16,520 - Are you okay? - Heh. 406 00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:25,770 Are you lost? 407 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:27,880 Hey! 408 00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:31,560 - Hey, I think you lost one. - What? 409 00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:36,280 ...Two, three. I got all my kids. 410 00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:42,280 SEAN: Hey, Will. Hey. - Dad. 411 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:45,200 He's a good dad. 412 00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:47,160 You miss your kid, huh? 413 00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:49,720 Like a burn all over my body. 414 00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:52,970 Order's up. 415 00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:01,880 - Boston cream and java black. - Are we that predictable? 416 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:03,640 Looked like another hangover day. 417 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,800 You remember the orders of all your favorites? 418 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:07,560 Just the future rock stars. 419 00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:09,370 Hey, you got no ankle monitor. 420 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:14,640 - Yeah. Free at last. - So no excuse to miss our show tonight. 421 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,160 GUS: Dude. We eat here. DAVIS: So? 422 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:17,520 Don't act like a dog. 423 00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:20,250 - Feel free to ignore him. - He's kind of hard to ignore. 424 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:24,290 - Dude. We eat here. - I can't help myself. I think... 425 00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:26,090 I think she might be my Yoko. 426 00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:29,050 - So can you put me on a list? DAVIS: Yeah. Check it out. 427 00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:32,370 Oh, you can bring your man too. 428 00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:34,760 - That's cool. - He's not my man. 429 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:36,680 Just my boss. 430 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:39,880 KEVIN: So you do believe in letting them cry it out? 431 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:42,200 Believe? No. I think it's child abuse. 432 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:46,650 But sometimes I think is... How you call it? "Necessary evil." Like waxing pussy. 433 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,320 Yeah. I totally agree with you. 434 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:51,880 Especially with two. Sometimes it's like, "Fuck!" 435 00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:54,320 Yeah. I cannot imagine having two. 436 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:56,440 What? You're about to have two. 437 00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:59,170 No. It's surrogate. I rent uterus, like youth hostel. 438 00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,890 That's cool. My mom-in-law did that for us. 439 00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:06,240 Except she kept the baby. Which is kind of wrong. Don't do that. 440 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:09,000 No, I get money. Half to start, half to deliver. 441 00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:10,200 I will deliver. 442 00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:15,720 Hey, this is cool. Hanging out with you, talking about all this baby stuff. 443 00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,800 At first... Come here, Ronny. 444 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:22,520 To be honest with you, I always thought you were just some handjob whore. 445 00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:25,720 Oh, that's okay. I thought you were illiterate bartender pimp. 446 00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:27,970 Ow. Ow, ow, ow. 447 00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:29,690 You know, you need haircut. 448 00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:31,640 Yeah, I know. But V likes it long. 449 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:32,840 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 450 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,760 Come in. Hey, Debs. 451 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:36,080 Do you know Svetlana? 452 00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:38,680 Of course. She's my brother's lover's baby mama. 453 00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:40,410 Right. What do you want? 454 00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:42,720 There's a rat in the pool. Can you fish it out? 455 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,530 I'm done with the public pool for the rest of the summer. 456 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:47,800 Sure, no problem. Can you watch Amy and Gemma? 457 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,120 - Swim sounds nice. - Yeah. 458 00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:58,930 Why you done with public pool? Someone shit in it? 459 00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:01,920 - No. - Someone shit on you? 460 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:04,080 Sort of. 461 00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:10,490 - Can you teach me how it all works? - How what works? 462 00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:12,080 How you make guys want you. 463 00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:14,280 And when they do, what do you actually do? 464 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:18,000 I mean, I've seen porn, but I'm not sure I understand all the technicalities. 465 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:21,800 And you're a professional, so I figure you're the best person to ask. 466 00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:25,440 And don't accuse me of being retarded or a child, because I'm neither. 467 00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:33,160 We could see Karen and Jody. 468 00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,520 We could see Mount Rushmore. 469 00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:41,320 We could go see where the aliens landed in New Mexico. 470 00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:44,760 Or we could see the Burning Man. 471 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:47,280 The Burning Man, Frank. 472 00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:49,000 And mostly, Frank... 473 00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:52,920 [WHISPERING] ...we could get away from Sammi. 474 00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:56,480 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Please, Frank, please. Please don't fight me on this. 475 00:25:56,640 --> 00:26:00,160 Because she just brings something out in me. 476 00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:02,920 I don't fully understand it. 477 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:06,280 It's hate. 478 00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:08,370 It's hate. 479 00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:10,360 I hate her. 480 00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:13,280 I hate your daughter, Frank... 481 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:16,800 ...and I am willing to sell this house that I love... 482 00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:19,160 - ...to get away from her. - Sheils, I get it. 483 00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:20,840 - Yeah. - I get it. 484 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,200 Sammi is a tough nut to learn to love... 485 00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:26,960 ...and if we're being honest, I have heretofore failed on that front myself. 486 00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:28,840 But I will not participate... 487 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,570 - ...in the destruction of my neighborhood. - No. 488 00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:36,640 No, I will remain here, on the South Side of Chicago, and launch my beer... 489 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:40,850 ...which will be a far greater legacy than any burning man will ever leave. 490 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:45,840 I wanna see the Burning Man. 491 00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:50,490 I don't get it. Is he alive and burning? Does he burn himself a little bit each day? 492 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:51,680 I don't know! 493 00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:54,880 I don't know how he burns, or... 494 00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:58,360 I don't know, and I wanna know. 495 00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:00,240 I want to know! 496 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,160 I know. 497 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:11,280 Hey. What's going on? 498 00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:14,880 I see plenty of pea shooters. Do we have any full automatic weapons? 499 00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:16,370 Grenades? 500 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:19,330 Okay. All right. 501 00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:24,240 - What? - You have any armor-piercing ammo? 502 00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:28,320 - Why? - Because I fucking need some, that's why. 503 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:31,520 Yo, you need to get your bitch in line, man. 504 00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:36,320 Okay, here's what we're gonna do. I'll call some guys I know. 505 00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:39,600 Veterans who are sick of this shit too. They'll fight with us. 506 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:42,720 And then we'll burn down that whole fucking church... 507 00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:45,960 ...with all the homophobic trash inside. 508 00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:49,400 He's freaking out. 509 00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:51,090 MICKEY: You think? - Fuck. 510 00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:54,050 - Is he on something? MICKEY: I wish. 511 00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:55,440 What do we do? Call Fiona? 512 00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,680 You think Fiona can stop him from going postal on some churchgoers? 513 00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:02,480 - He's sick and she's dealt with it before. - They'll send him to a shrink. No. 514 00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:05,240 We fix this ourselves. 515 00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:09,400 Yo, Private Ryan, I got a plan. 516 00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:10,600 [BLOWS WHISTLE] 517 00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:12,410 That's the day, guys. Thanks. 518 00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:15,320 - Gallagher. You're still upright. - Yeah. 519 00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:16,840 Didn't see that coming. 520 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:20,240 - Hey, who had him making it the whole day? - Not me. 521 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:21,480 So the pool's mine? 522 00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:24,960 Fuck that. The pool buys us all a round at the Alibi. 523 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:28,720 Get some bleach on that phone. He had it in the port-a-john for an hour. 524 00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:33,120 Shut the fuck up, Sullivan. We hit the showers and then we go to the bar, College. 525 00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:36,320 - Unless you're too good to drink with us. - No. 526 00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:39,480 - I'll see you guys there. All right? All right. LIP: All right. 527 00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:41,160 TOMMY: Get the fuck out of here. 528 00:28:57,960 --> 00:28:59,000 SAMMI: Hey, Dad. 529 00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:00,200 I'm ready. 530 00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,880 For God's sake, Sammi. Have some pride. 531 00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:05,240 You were not invited to this dinner. 532 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:07,720 Sheila, it's fucking Father's Day... 533 00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:11,960 - ...and I'm his goddamn daughter. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, Nellie. 534 00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:16,040 Sheila, Sammi, let's make this a whole family event. 535 00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:19,840 I'm sure there's plenty of prime rib to go around. 536 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,880 Why don't you run in and get Chuckie? 537 00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:24,160 Thank you, Daddy. 538 00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:27,320 Thank you. Chuckie! 539 00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:29,130 - She wasn't invited. SAMMI: Come on, baby. 540 00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:31,440 - Wait. SAMMI: We're going out with Grandpa! 541 00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:32,960 - Man. - Run. 542 00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:34,760 - What? - Run. Now. 543 00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:51,970 Lip? 544 00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:55,650 - Hey. - You're soaking wet. 545 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,000 Yeah. Well, wet beats hot. 546 00:29:58,560 --> 00:29:59,840 Is that a come-on? 547 00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:04,600 You look, uh... 548 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:06,250 - Like a church girl? LIP: Yeah. 549 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,760 Good. That's the point. 550 00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:10,960 - How's Ian doing? MANDY: Not great. 551 00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:15,480 But we have it covered. I think. You know, at least today. 552 00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:17,290 Well, let me know if I can, uh... 553 00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:20,520 Yeah, I will. 554 00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:22,600 Hey, you, uh, got a girlfriend? 555 00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:26,530 Well, I'm around this summer, if you wanna just... 556 00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:28,520 Just don't call, because Kenyatta... You know? 557 00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:29,840 Right. 558 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:33,800 - Come by my work if you wanna hang. LIP: Okay. 559 00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:37,000 You look really pretty, Mandy. 560 00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:21,360 Hey. 561 00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:23,600 Here we go. 562 00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:27,160 Okay, baby. 563 00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:30,120 Do like we talked about. 564 00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:32,840 I'll give you some privacy. 565 00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:49,520 Excuse me. I really need to talk to the pastor. Is he around? 566 00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:51,280 Hold up your arms. 567 00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:53,760 - Sorry? - Gotta check you for weapons. 568 00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:09,760 Hi. 569 00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:12,360 WOMAN: There are no dues or fees for NA membership. 570 00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:15,520 We are self-supporting through our own contributions. 571 00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:18,560 NA is not allied with any sect, denomination... 572 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:20,480 [WHISPERING] Thought I might find you here. 573 00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,240 [WHISPERING] Two meetings in one day? 574 00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:25,920 Well, I didn't get that much out of this morning's meeting. 575 00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:29,600 Because I was sitting next to this guy I really like. 576 00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:31,880 WOMAN: ...and help other alcoholics achieve sobriety. 577 00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:34,320 You wanna go see a band with me tonight? 578 00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:38,400 - That was me asking you on a date. - Yeah. 579 00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:43,640 Because I figure you kind of can't ask me out, you know, because I work for you. 580 00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:47,280 And you know how well it went for me last time I dated my boss. 581 00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:49,320 WOMAN: ...there are ashtrays out front... 582 00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:52,290 I got my ankle monitor off... 583 00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:53,850 ...and it feels like progress. 584 00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:57,450 I don't know. I thought, "What the hell?" 585 00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,090 So... 586 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:01,520 I'm asking. 587 00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:04,330 WOMAN: This is a step study meeting. We will read 7 from the 12... 588 00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,480 Are you gonna answer? 589 00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:08,210 Can I answer after the meeting? 590 00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:12,520 WOMAN: There's no cross talk at this meeting. Who would like to start reading? 591 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:17,240 That's a good one, man. Beautiful. 592 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,970 That's a better one, isn't it? Okay, I bet the chicks love that. 593 00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:21,400 You can make it move. 594 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:24,410 Okay. Interesting story, this was a screw-up. 595 00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:27,200 She got some... You sold my kidney. 596 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:30,600 Again, I'd like to thank you all for coming. 597 00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:34,600 I really wish that you all could have met David. 598 00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:39,480 He died bravely the way he lived. He was fighting off a home invader. 599 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:43,480 I really wish that I'd taught him to run instead of fight. 600 00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:47,680 - I know, right? - Wade. Dinner is about ready. 601 00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:50,160 Here she is. Here she is, everyone. 602 00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:54,680 This is my wife and David's mother, Laura. Laura, this is... 603 00:33:57,720 --> 00:33:58,960 ...David. 604 00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,610 LAURA: Hello, everyone. Thank you... 605 00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:06,650 ...for being here. It means a lot to my husband. 606 00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:09,280 Laura, I'm Frank. I'm the liver. 607 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:12,000 SHEILA: Yeah, and I'm Sheila. I'm Frank's wife. 608 00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:13,730 I'm Harold, the lungs. 609 00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:16,690 Hi, I'm Alice. I'm the corneas. 610 00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:18,330 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 611 00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:20,570 Hello! 612 00:34:20,720 --> 00:34:23,800 - Oh, fuck. SAMMI: Hi, everyone. 613 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:28,200 I'm Frank's daughter, Sammi, and this is his grandson, Chuckie. 614 00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:30,600 I am so sorry if we're late. 615 00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:35,040 Chuckie had to go number two real bad, so we lost a little time. 616 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,160 My mother's heartbroken. 617 00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:41,160 My father, he started drinking again. 618 00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:44,760 My brother, he won't listen to reason. 619 00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:49,120 Why would he choose faggotry over his family? 620 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:50,690 Why? 621 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,800 It's a sin that destroys, Mandy. 622 00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:57,760 You have to cut that sinner out of your life. 623 00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:01,560 MAN: I'm just under 30 days clean. 624 00:35:01,720 --> 00:35:05,160 And I still think about using every day. 625 00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:10,200 You know, it's... It's a constant temptation. 626 00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:11,920 Like a yearning. 627 00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:16,280 I feel it in my stomach. 628 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:18,010 My skin. 629 00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:21,200 It's everywhere in me, and I don't know if it will pass. 630 00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:42,930 MAN: No, no, no. Forget it. 631 00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:44,840 - Bullshit, man! - This is not my idea. 632 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,760 - Fuck that. - This is not my idea. 633 00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:49,280 It's the only way to do it! Somebody's gotta do it. 634 00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:51,200 - There's another way. - Who's doing it? 635 00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:52,600 - Not me. - No. 636 00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:55,650 - I'll do it. - No, you'll go overboard and kill him. 637 00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:57,250 - And you know it. IAN: All right. 638 00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:00,440 - You do it. It's your idea. - That's exactly why I don't have to. 639 00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,320 MAN: All right, fuck this. - It's my idea! 640 00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:06,610 Listen, listen. I'll crush his fucking skull. But no. I'm not playing this. 641 00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:07,880 This is too fucked up. 642 00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:11,520 Fuck that! Ian's right. The son of a bitch deserves to die. 643 00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:13,720 [SIGHS] 644 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:15,680 I'll do it. 645 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:19,400 I'll do it for my country, for the Army, for all of you. 646 00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:22,210 - I'll do it. - For your country. 647 00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:26,360 - Where is he? Did you drug him? MANDY: Didn't have to. 648 00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:28,170 He's on his way. 649 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:38,200 Okay. Show me your face now. 650 00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:41,120 - My face? - Your seductions face. 651 00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:51,800 You have no mother. 652 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,850 Uh... Not really. 653 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:56,040 Okay. 654 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,320 Oh, what's that for? 655 00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:04,840 So I could do for you what my mother did for me. 656 00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:08,240 My son was... No. 657 00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:10,840 My son is the center of my life. 658 00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,440 It just... It means so much to us... 659 00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:18,560 ...to have you here on this very painful Father's Day, my first in 18 years... 660 00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:20,240 ...without my boy, so... 661 00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:22,050 SAMMI: That is such a coincidence. 662 00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:26,280 Because this is my first Father's Day ever with a dad. 663 00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:32,920 - Well, okay. - Great meat, Laura. 664 00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:35,640 - Cheers. - No... 665 00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:38,010 [GASPS] 666 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:41,840 [STAMMERS] I'm sorry, but excuse me. 667 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,730 You are not supposed to drink when you have a donor liver. 668 00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:47,450 On the contrary, I've done extensive research... 669 00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:50,880 ...and this liver will last me close to a decade... 670 00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:53,760 ...if I pace myself correctly. 671 00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:57,040 Well, fuck it. Anybody got a smoke? 672 00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:58,690 Oh, God. 673 00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:01,440 Rat's gone. Chlorine's in. 674 00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:04,080 Pool is as good as... 675 00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:05,570 Holy shit. 676 00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:08,040 He is man. You try seductions face. 677 00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:10,680 KEVIN: What the hell are you doing? 678 00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:12,880 Put your tongue back in! What is this shit? 679 00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:14,610 Five minutes ago you were a baby. 680 00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:17,600 SVETLANA: She looks good, yes? KEVIN: Ah... Not answering that. 681 00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:20,000 - This means yes. KEVIN: You know, Fiona's gonna flip. 682 00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:22,480 I'm not a baby anymore, Kev. Deal. 683 00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:25,680 I can't... Would you put that down? Why is there a condom on it? 684 00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:27,520 And what about you, huh? 685 00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:30,520 Your wife no like pain, so she takes breasts away from babies. 686 00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:33,280 You don't like pain, so we take hair away from babies. 687 00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:37,520 Come on. Who wears testicles in family? You or wife? 688 00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:39,010 DEBBIE: Heh. Yeah. 689 00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:40,570 [CONDOM SNAPS] 690 00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:45,360 Hey. Hey. 691 00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:49,600 Hey! 692 00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:52,880 - Hey, you okay? Jesus. - What time is it? 693 00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:55,640 You scared me. Did you take something? 694 00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:58,640 I had a job for illegal immigrants and convicts. 695 00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:01,450 - Oh, shit. - Mm-hm. 696 00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:03,280 You wanna drink the pain away? 697 00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:05,480 I was thinking I might go see this band. 698 00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:08,640 - Sean blew me off, so... - You and Sean, you're a thing? 699 00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:12,760 I thought maybe, but who knows? You wanna go? 700 00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:14,920 I can't. I gotta go to the Alibi. 701 00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:17,240 - Why? - It's a job requirement. 702 00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:21,440 Ow. 703 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,920 Hey, V. It's Fiona. 704 00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:32,000 You wanna cut out of work and go dancing? 705 00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:47,880 [YELLING] 706 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,000 Carl let me in. 707 00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:01,400 Did I overstep? 708 00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:03,640 - Freak you out? - No. 709 00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:06,330 No, I just can't. 710 00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:10,280 I want to, Fiona. But I just can't. 711 00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:14,920 - You can't come see a band with me? - No, I can't anything with you. 712 00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:18,240 - You're, uh... - What? 713 00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:20,600 ...dangerous. 714 00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:22,200 You're dangerous. 715 00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:25,120 I know there's a thing like you're not supposed to date... 716 00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:28,170 ...newcomers or whatever, but I'm not really a newcomer... 717 00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:30,930 ...because I'm not really a drug addict, so... 718 00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:33,970 You won't be damaging me by dating me. 719 00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:35,840 I'd be damaging me. 720 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,920 See, you go to these meetings because the judge ordered you to. 721 00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:43,680 And it's fun, and you learn a little something. But for me, those meetings, uh... 722 00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:45,330 You know, they save my life. 723 00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:47,650 Literally, every day. 724 00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:49,170 Save my life. 725 00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:52,360 Okay. I get it. I get it. 726 00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:54,480 I'll stop flirting in the meetings. 727 00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:57,490 No, it's not just the meetings. You know, it's chaos. 728 00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:00,840 - Just chaos follows you around. - But I'm doing better. 729 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,960 - You took your monitor off yourself. - So? 730 00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:07,170 - So you should have waited for the PO. - You're gonna judge me for that? 731 00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:09,720 No. I'm gonna want you for that. 732 00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:13,320 I find it... 733 00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:17,000 ...charming as fuck that you took a screwdriver to your monitor... 734 00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:20,440 ...and I find it sexy as hell that you had a bloody lip before lunch. 735 00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:25,080 - Are you making fun of me? - No, it's just you're a chaos junkie, Fiona. 736 00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:30,370 And I'm a junkie-junkie, so I love chaos. And when I get into chaos, bad shit follows. 737 00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:31,800 And women like you... 738 00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:33,610 - Women like me? - Yeah. 739 00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:37,080 Hot, sexy... 740 00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:40,280 ...irresistible, fun... 741 00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:44,040 ...troublemaking, chaos-causing... 742 00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:46,040 ...women like you... 743 00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:55,960 ...were my drug of choice long before I got into smack. 744 00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:58,800 It's funny, in fact. 745 00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:04,560 It was a woman just like you shot me up the first time. 746 00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:06,080 I would never do that. 747 00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:08,920 No, I know, but you're a slippery slope for me, Fiona. 748 00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:12,080 I could have beat that guy to death because he didn't tip you. 749 00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:15,930 Now, that's not your fault. That is not on you. 750 00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:17,570 That's on me. 751 00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:20,120 But I... 752 00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:21,770 I have a son. 753 00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:24,680 And I won't risk my relationship with my son... 754 00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:27,120 ...no matter how badly I... 755 00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:34,080 ...wanna do very, very bad things both to and with you. 756 00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:39,640 I'm not just chaos. 757 00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:43,720 I'm better. I've changed. 758 00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:47,330 I think I could be really good for you. 759 00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:56,160 I hope you keep coming to these meetings, because I think they help everyone. 760 00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:58,080 But I'm asking you... 761 00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:01,520 ...I'm really asking you, Fiona... 762 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:05,360 ...just sit somewhere else when you do. 763 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,410 VERONICA: Hey! 764 00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:25,840 Oh, my God! Is that Amy on your tit?! 765 00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:27,760 - Who can tell them apart? VERONICA: Oh. 766 00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:29,720 Hurry up, baby. Kevin! 767 00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:34,080 What's up, babe? 768 00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:36,440 VERONICA: What? What the...? 769 00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:38,520 What happened to your head? What the fuck? 770 00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:42,810 You have no idea how good this feels. We should shave our head every summer. 771 00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:45,770 What? I... Wait. Okay. 772 00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:47,280 First of all... 773 00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:50,090 ...why was there a hooker's tit in my baby's mouth? 774 00:43:50,240 --> 00:43:52,360 All right with the "hooker." It's Svetlana. 775 00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:54,920 - We ran out of formula. - You could have called me. 776 00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:57,890 I would have brought you formula or she could have got some. 777 00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:01,960 God didn't make formula, Veronica. God made boobs for a reason. 778 00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:05,320 Hey, what's going...? Oh, shit. Kev. 779 00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:07,800 - Hey, Fiona. Hey, V. FIONA: Oh, my God. 780 00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:10,160 Oh, my God. 781 00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:13,050 - Debbie? What the fuck? - Did you do this? 782 00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:16,200 Know what? I think it's time for baby's nap. 783 00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:19,010 Okay. Excuse me. Okay, bye-bye. 784 00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:22,920 What happened to your hair? If it was lice, I could have washed it. 785 00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:25,280 No. It was hot, and the kids were pulling on it. 786 00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:28,120 I love that hair. 787 00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:30,640 That was my hair, Kev. 788 00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:32,200 [VERONICA SPUTTERS] 789 00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:34,440 How could you do this? 790 00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:36,200 How could he do this? 791 00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:37,520 KEVIN: V. 792 00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:39,760 It's just hair. It'll grow back. 793 00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:44,320 You fed our baby hooker's milk, and you shaved your head! 794 00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:46,400 Okay. Let's go. Okay? We're just gonna go. 795 00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:49,920 - Let's go dance. Come on, let's go to the bar. - Who the fuck are you? 796 00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:53,560 It's just a fucking haircut. 797 00:44:53,720 --> 00:44:56,320 Keep telling yourself that. Come on. Let's go. 798 00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:57,840 DEBBIE: See you, Kev. 799 00:44:59,920 --> 00:45:03,640 NATHAN: Mandy, you sweet, sweet girl. 800 00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:05,680 That's still a sin of the flesh. 801 00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:08,000 But God wants my mouth on you. 802 00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:11,680 He wants you to feel his love through me. 803 00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:14,080 Now, look away, pastor. 804 00:45:14,240 --> 00:45:16,240 [NEW INFLUENCE'S "THE POWER OF YOUR TRUTH" PLAYING] 805 00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:17,800 I don't want you to see me sinning. 806 00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:20,600 I don't want you to think less of me. 807 00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:24,720 But God granted you such beauty, Mandy. 808 00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:27,040 But if you don't watch... 809 00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:29,560 ...then I can pretend I'm praying. 810 00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:33,890 [ON STEREO] Jesus 811 00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:35,680 [NATHAN MOANING] 812 00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:40,000 A life apart from you 813 00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:42,320 Set your spirit 814 00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:46,370 Oh. Yes. Oh. 815 00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:50,890 Now I realize 816 00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:52,200 [MOANS] 817 00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:55,120 - That was really fast. - What...? What is this?! 818 00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:56,560 [LAUGHS] 819 00:45:56,720 --> 00:45:58,640 - That's a good one. - What are you doing? 820 00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:02,480 Tweeting. Facebook too. And done. 821 00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:04,800 So, what are you gonna tell the press, pastor? 822 00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:07,320 That you thought you were getting blown by a teenaged girl? 823 00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:08,600 [GROANS] 824 00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:11,330 - Or by God himself? - Oh, my God. 825 00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:13,760 It's just a haircut. Why is everyone freaking out? 826 00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:16,400 It's not just the haircut! It's you. You look like... 827 00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:19,320 - What? I look like a what? - Whoa. You look like a hooker. 828 00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:21,360 - You think? - That is not a compliment. 829 00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:22,800 From Carl? Totally is. 830 00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:24,240 - Hookers are hot. - See? 831 00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:26,050 Debbie, you're a smart girl. 832 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,240 What are you doing hanging out with whores? 833 00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:33,400 I don't know. You're a smart girl. Why are you on probation for drugs? 834 00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:51,440 Your friends still aren't talking to you? 835 00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:53,080 What friends? 836 00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:56,840 You know, your haircut actually looks pretty cute. 837 00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:59,690 But you have to take that makeup down by at least half. 838 00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:02,040 Fine. 839 00:47:02,720 --> 00:47:04,680 What are you doing right now? 840 00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:06,480 You wanna come see a band with me? 841 00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:09,840 Yeah. 842 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,410 [CHUCKLES] 843 00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:16,200 [CASHMERE JUNGLE LORDS' "GOT IT BAD" PLAYING] 844 00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:22,330 - That was a long shower. - Thought you pussied out. 845 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:24,250 Yeah, well... 846 00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:26,560 ...might have been some phone sex with Miami. 847 00:47:26,720 --> 00:47:30,690 What are you guys building on top of the old nursing home? 848 00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:32,960 I don't build. I'm just demo. 849 00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:36,440 I'll tell you what it is. I'll tell you all what it is. 850 00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:38,520 It's a Starbucks. 851 00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:43,760 Or some sort of artisanal juicery or a Whole fucking Foods. 852 00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:47,120 - Just drop it, Frank, all right? - I'm talking about gentrification. 853 00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:49,960 - Genital-what? - The beginning of the end. 854 00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:52,770 I have seen this before, on Fulton Street and 64. 855 00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:54,600 On Kirby Street and 68. 856 00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:57,650 Realtors started buying property at better-than-market value. 857 00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:00,960 And within a few months, the whole neighborhood was overrun... 858 00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:03,080 ...with the gentry, and we were forced out. 859 00:48:03,240 --> 00:48:05,480 Today, the urban gentry... 860 00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:07,160 ...is moneyed lesbians. 861 00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:09,880 They offer you twice what your home is worth... 862 00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:13,040 ...and they do it because they know something you don't. 863 00:48:13,240 --> 00:48:14,440 He like this at home? 864 00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:16,480 You think I'd let him live in my home? 865 00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:18,400 [ALL LAUGHING] 866 00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:21,290 Laugh. Laugh. You won't be laughing in a year... 867 00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:23,920 ...when you won't be able to afford to live here. 868 00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:26,400 They move in. They take over. 869 00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:30,450 They kick the homeless out of the park as if they don't have a right to sleep there. 870 00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:32,600 We're dinosaurs, my friend. 871 00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:37,010 And a big fat comet is headed for our sweet slice of earth. 872 00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:40,160 And that comet is a Starbucks. 873 00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:47,040 - He didn't even card me. I must look hot. - You do! 874 00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:49,440 I told you, you don't need those whore shorts. 875 00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:51,640 Come on, let's dance. 876 00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:53,800 [BAND PLAYING "LIVE TO LIVE"] 877 00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:05,800 [SINGING] You know, you better believe me 878 00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:08,520 'Cause if I had you on my arm 879 00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:13,320 It'd make my heart sing And I could lift my head up high 880 00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:17,040 'Cause you'd be my baby 881 00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:19,000 Such a beautiful thing to dream 882 00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:21,920 Hey! Fourteen will you get 20. 883 00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:25,640 You make me wanna freak out 'Cause my heart's on fire 884 00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:30,840 Find your side of explanation 885 00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:35,410 SAMMI: I hope you're here to apologize. 886 00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:38,000 I tried, Sammi. 887 00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:41,200 I've tried to be your friend. 888 00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:44,880 Because you're Frank's daughter and Frank's my husband. 889 00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:49,130 But I realized today I'm your stepmother. 890 00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:52,170 And so to be a good stepmother to you... 891 00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:55,880 ...is to be a parent to you rather than a friend. 892 00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:58,160 So as a parent... 893 00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:00,480 ...it's my responsibility to tell you... 894 00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:03,360 ...that the reason people don't like you... 895 00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:06,480 ...and that your father doesn't want to be around you... 896 00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:09,690 ...is because you're... 897 00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:12,360 ...very, very needy. 898 00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:15,240 I just think you should know that. 899 00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:17,480 And then you can work on it. 900 00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:21,610 You're needy and annoying. 901 00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:27,480 And slutty. And a bad mother. 902 00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:30,520 I think this belongs to Chuckie. 903 00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:39,400 - [SINGING] Yeah, yeah - [SINGING] Yeah, yeah 904 00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:41,680 - Yeah - Yeah 905 00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:44,570 - Yeah, yeah - Yeah, yeah 906 00:50:44,720 --> 00:50:49,280 - Yeah - Yeah 907 00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:15,320 Hey! 908 00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:17,000 - Asshole! - Unh. 909 00:51:24,240 --> 00:51:26,760 - Ah, shit! - Come on, kid, let's go! 910 00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:33,240 [LAUGHS] 911 00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:36,080 Oh, my God. 912 00:51:36,240 --> 00:51:39,560 You wanna dress like that and hang in bars, you gotta run faster! 913 00:51:39,720 --> 00:51:41,920 That was insane! I can't believe you did that! 914 00:51:48,720 --> 00:51:50,080 [DEBBIE LAUGHS] 915 00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:35,080 Holy shit. 916 00:52:35,240 --> 00:52:36,400 How'd he know? 917 00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:40,240 What's going on? 918 00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:44,210 FRANK: Told you! 919 00:52:52,160 --> 00:52:54,160 [CROWING] 920 00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:25,280 [English - US - SDH]