1 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:13,379 Nobody's saying our neighborhood 2 00:00:13,504 --> 00:00:14,914 is the Garden of Eden. 3 00:00:15,474 --> 00:00:18,601 Hell, some people say God avoids this place altogether, 4 00:00:18,876 --> 00:00:20,478 but it's been a good home to us... 5 00:00:20,646 --> 00:00:23,522 to me and my kids, who I'm proud of, 6 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:28,444 'cause every single one of them reminds me a little bit of me. 7 00:00:28,779 --> 00:00:30,821 Fiona, my rock, huge help. 8 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:33,699 Has all the best qualities of her mother, 9 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:36,606 except she's not a raging psycho bitch. 10 00:00:36,731 --> 00:00:37,578 Blow. 11 00:00:37,746 --> 00:00:39,405 Lip, smart as a whip. 12 00:00:39,530 --> 00:00:41,207 Straight "A"s and the honor roll. 13 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:44,210 Boy's definitely going somewhere. 14 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:48,181 You, come back! 15 00:00:48,306 --> 00:00:49,590 Stop! 16 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:52,218 Ian, industrious, conscientious, 17 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:55,021 ambitious, incredible work ethic. 18 00:00:55,146 --> 00:00:57,256 Don't have a clue where he got that from. 19 00:00:57,381 --> 00:00:58,925 Wants to be a paratrooper. 20 00:00:59,050 --> 00:01:00,493 Knows how to disembowel an enemy 21 00:01:00,618 --> 00:01:04,230 with a roll of dimes and an old gym sock. 22 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:05,565 Carl. 23 00:01:05,690 --> 00:01:08,601 Uh, I don't really know that much about Carl. 24 00:01:08,726 --> 00:01:10,002 Oh, loves animals. 25 00:01:10,127 --> 00:01:12,947 Always dragging home some poor stray he found, 26 00:01:13,115 --> 00:01:14,841 taking them up to his room. 27 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:18,411 Ah, Debbie. 28 00:01:18,536 --> 00:01:21,497 Sent by God, total angel. 29 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:24,417 Raises money for UNICEF year-round, 30 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:27,211 some of which she actually turns in. 31 00:01:27,379 --> 00:01:29,755 Liam, going to be a star. 32 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,524 I'm no biologist, 33 00:01:31,649 --> 00:01:34,327 but he looks a little bit like my first sponsor. 34 00:01:34,452 --> 00:01:35,970 He and the ex were close. 35 00:01:36,138 --> 00:01:38,848 Kev and Veronica, fantastic neighbors. 36 00:01:39,016 --> 00:01:42,025 There's nothing they won't do for each other. 37 00:01:43,060 --> 00:01:44,504 Or to each other. 38 00:01:44,629 --> 00:01:47,206 That didn't hurt half as much as I thought it would. 39 00:01:47,331 --> 00:01:49,575 I never realized how little sex I was having 40 00:01:49,700 --> 00:01:51,779 till V and Kev moved next door. 41 00:01:52,571 --> 00:01:55,948 And me, Frank Gallagher, father, teacher, 44 00:02:03,415 --> 00:02:06,208 knows the most important thing in this life... 45 00:02:06,919 --> 00:02:10,763 we know how to fucking party! 46 00:02:13,090 --> 00:02:14,592 No! 47 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:22,141 Fuck you, man! 48 00:02:34,027 --> 00:02:38,502 Episode 101: Pilot Presync: IAA corrected for addic7ed by chamallow 49 00:02:45,389 --> 00:02:47,400 7:15, monkeys. 50 00:02:47,525 --> 00:02:49,492 Come on. 51 00:02:59,003 --> 00:03:00,913 Oh, no. 7:15. 52 00:03:01,038 --> 00:03:02,915 Oh, no. 53 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:04,717 I fell down. 54 00:03:08,446 --> 00:03:09,722 First shower! 55 00:03:09,847 --> 00:03:11,715 You had it yesterday. 56 00:03:12,750 --> 00:03:14,110 Fuck! 57 00:03:17,588 --> 00:03:18,989 Shit. 58 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:26,622 - Electric. - Yeah. 59 00:03:27,164 --> 00:03:28,874 Coming through. 60 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:34,755 Electric. 61 00:03:36,174 --> 00:03:38,050 - Electric. - Electric. 62 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:41,136 No. You've got a Happy Meal on the front of that shirt. 63 00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:42,955 Oh, um, field trip. Need Dad's signature. 64 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:44,748 - Okay. - Arms up. 65 00:03:47,978 --> 00:03:49,895 Wow, Deb, that's getting really good. 66 00:03:50,020 --> 00:03:52,273 - Who's got the phone? - I got it. 67 00:03:52,441 --> 00:03:54,525 - Any minutes left? - Uh, 14. 68 00:03:57,112 --> 00:03:59,029 Hey, I need something for show-and-tell. 69 00:03:59,197 --> 00:04:00,139 How much are we short? 70 00:04:00,264 --> 00:04:01,407 $18.30. 71 00:04:01,532 --> 00:04:02,575 Oh, I'm tutoring after school. 72 00:04:02,700 --> 00:04:04,577 I should be able to kick in like ten more. 73 00:04:04,702 --> 00:04:06,203 Hey, did, uh, Carl put in any? 74 00:04:07,605 --> 00:04:09,165 You're almost nine. 75 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:10,850 You're going to have to start pulling your weight. 76 00:04:10,975 --> 00:04:12,285 That's right, and get a real job, 77 00:04:12,410 --> 00:04:14,461 not just dipping into the collection plate at St. Tim's. 78 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:16,555 I'm filling in for Candi. 79 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:17,657 I can cover the rest. 80 00:04:17,782 --> 00:04:18,691 Extra kraut on mine. 81 00:04:18,816 --> 00:04:19,725 Cheese on mine. 82 00:04:19,850 --> 00:04:21,193 Somebody's got to take Liam. 83 00:04:21,318 --> 00:04:23,387 Uh, I got a calculus test. 84 00:04:23,555 --> 00:04:25,181 I'm working after school. 85 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:29,185 Show-and-tell? 86 00:04:30,961 --> 00:04:32,605 Show them the birthmark on his back. 87 00:04:32,730 --> 00:04:34,648 It looks like Latvia. 88 00:04:46,343 --> 00:04:47,536 That's my fucking bike! 89 00:05:03,260 --> 00:05:04,437 No Candi again? 90 00:05:04,562 --> 00:05:05,571 Bobby's got a bail hearing. 91 00:05:05,696 --> 00:05:07,440 That kid's going to be the death of her. 92 00:05:07,565 --> 00:05:08,708 What is it this time? 93 00:05:08,833 --> 00:05:11,077 Tried tagging a cop car with the cops still in it. 94 00:05:11,202 --> 00:05:12,311 What? 95 00:05:12,436 --> 00:05:13,746 Who's got the jumbo dog? 96 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:15,105 How'd you know? 97 00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:16,857 X-ray vision. 98 00:05:18,776 --> 00:05:20,027 Hey. 99 00:05:20,195 --> 00:05:21,320 Would you tap that ass? 100 00:05:21,445 --> 00:05:23,155 Once, if I double-bagged it. 101 00:05:23,280 --> 00:05:24,865 Project girls don't abort. 102 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:46,579 Uh, hi. 103 00:05:46,704 --> 00:05:48,764 I'm here to help Karen study for her midterm. 104 00:05:49,874 --> 00:05:51,417 Okay. 105 00:05:51,542 --> 00:05:53,811 You have to take your shoes off. 106 00:05:53,979 --> 00:05:55,229 What? 107 00:05:55,397 --> 00:05:57,881 I'll get you a plastic bag. 108 00:06:04,121 --> 00:06:05,406 Here you go. 109 00:06:07,409 --> 00:06:08,667 She's got this thing 110 00:06:08,792 --> 00:06:11,036 about people bringing dirt in the house. 111 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:12,338 Molysmophobia. 112 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,374 Right. 113 00:06:17,801 --> 00:06:20,279 Okay, so, um... if you remember it like this, 114 00:06:20,404 --> 00:06:22,782 the... the formula is completely visible. 115 00:06:22,907 --> 00:06:24,758 Um... okay. 116 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:28,120 Midget naked witch is bending over, 117 00:06:28,245 --> 00:06:29,638 and she's crying 118 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:32,975 'cause she lost one ear and she can't find it. 119 00:06:35,119 --> 00:06:36,770 How do you know all this? 120 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:39,606 Uh, just something I like to fool around with. 121 00:06:39,774 --> 00:06:40,899 Like a hobby? 122 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:43,318 Uh, no. More like a plan. 123 00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:45,279 - Physics? - Yeah, yeah. 124 00:06:45,447 --> 00:06:46,989 Have you done Newton's first? I've got a great one for that. 125 00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:50,910 Um, "Everybody continues 126 00:06:51,035 --> 00:06:56,248 in a state of rest or uniform motion 127 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:59,084 unless acted upon 128 00:06:59,209 --> 00:07:00,878 by an external... 129 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:02,838 force." 130 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:06,892 Uh, hang on. 131 00:07:07,017 --> 00:07:08,051 Karen, I'm, uh... 132 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:12,222 I'm still going to have to charge you for this. 133 00:07:13,290 --> 00:07:14,558 Charge me? 134 00:07:14,726 --> 00:07:16,035 Yeah, this isn't charity. 135 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:17,936 I get paid for tutoring. 136 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:19,638 I know. 137 00:07:19,763 --> 00:07:22,165 Science just turns me on. 138 00:07:25,235 --> 00:07:27,154 Okay. 139 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:47,633 Jesus. 140 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:54,773 Lip, you in there? 141 00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:58,227 Lip. Can I borrow your deodorant? 142 00:07:58,395 --> 00:08:00,229 - I'm using Ian's. - If I stick this in the washer 143 00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:01,714 - before I go out, keep an eye on it? - Fiona, where are you? 144 00:08:01,839 --> 00:08:02,856 Uh, do it tomorrow. 145 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:04,116 God, it stinks in here. 146 00:08:04,241 --> 00:08:05,584 Oh, sorry. There's a shirt I need. 147 00:08:05,709 --> 00:08:06,985 Fiona! 148 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:09,822 We need to go if we're going to get a ride to the club. 149 00:08:09,947 --> 00:08:11,257 - Hey, five minutes. - Look at me. 150 00:08:11,382 --> 00:08:12,892 No, this has got to go back tomorrow. 151 00:08:13,017 --> 00:08:15,561 I'll put it back on later. I have a tag gun at home. 152 00:08:15,686 --> 00:08:17,229 - What? - From when I worked at T.J. Maxx. 153 00:08:17,354 --> 00:08:18,330 Let's go. 154 00:08:18,455 --> 00:08:20,032 Hot dogs downstairs. Nachos, too. 155 00:08:20,157 --> 00:08:22,125 - Have fun. - Bye, Lip! 156 00:08:53,325 --> 00:08:55,258 Hey, Veronica. 157 00:09:00,597 --> 00:09:01,999 Hey. 158 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:03,792 Hey. 159 00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:41,622 My purse! Fuck! 160 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:42,664 My purse! 161 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:44,583 That guy just took my purse! 162 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:57,679 Shit. Hey! 163 00:09:57,847 --> 00:10:01,183 Hey! Assholes! 164 00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:04,336 Ah, sorry. 165 00:10:04,461 --> 00:10:07,006 That was fucking incredible. 166 00:10:07,131 --> 00:10:09,875 Truly, honestly, one of the most heroic things I've ever seen. 167 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,443 Did you see him? 168 00:10:11,568 --> 00:10:13,487 Stupid, but, man, heroic. 169 00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:15,364 Uh, Steve. 170 00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:16,657 Uh, my name is Steve. 171 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:18,075 Uh, I was... 172 00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:20,327 going to offer to buy you a drink anyway. 173 00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:22,538 Oh. She'll take a drink. 174 00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:25,332 Hey, where do you think you're going? 175 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,000 - Uh... - Are you serious? 176 00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:28,961 - Where's his stamp? - Can you believe this joker? 177 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,046 If you were doing your job, he wouldn't have had to. 178 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:33,465 No stamp, no reentry. 179 00:10:33,590 --> 00:10:35,100 Is he for real? 180 00:10:35,225 --> 00:10:36,759 Fat prick. 181 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:39,846 Fine. You're all barred. 182 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:41,974 - For what? - Uh, drugs. 183 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,242 What? 184 00:10:43,367 --> 00:10:45,060 He probably let them get away 'cause he knows them. 185 00:10:45,228 --> 00:10:47,012 - Shut up, skank. - Watch your mouth. 186 00:10:47,137 --> 00:10:48,772 Or you're going to do what? 187 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:49,815 Okay. Okay, forget it. 188 00:10:49,940 --> 00:10:51,692 Please, forget it. Okay. 189 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:53,694 Come on, let's... let's get a cab. 190 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:54,853 Thank you. 191 00:10:54,978 --> 00:10:56,113 Come on. 192 00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:06,873 Oh, shit! 193 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:12,254 Watch it! 194 00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:15,882 Hey, fucker! 195 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:37,654 Got a hummer today. 196 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:41,283 What's the law on sex with pets? 197 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:43,994 From Karen Jackson. 198 00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:45,537 No way. 199 00:11:45,662 --> 00:11:46,747 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 200 00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:48,831 She got a "C" in physics. Needed a "B." 201 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:54,296 Or you, uh... 202 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:56,048 you wouldn't have waited this long to tell me. 203 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,633 Oh, five hours. 204 00:11:57,801 --> 00:11:59,092 Okay, you're full of shit. 205 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:01,511 Fuck you. 206 00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:05,849 You ever have a knob job? 207 00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:08,977 Once or twice. 208 00:12:10,721 --> 00:12:14,166 I didn't hear you rushing to tell me. 209 00:12:14,291 --> 00:12:17,436 Yeah, well. 210 00:12:17,561 --> 00:12:19,171 I mean, I thought... 211 00:12:19,296 --> 00:12:21,264 we tell each other everything. 212 00:12:26,603 --> 00:12:28,571 Unless... 213 00:12:34,311 --> 00:12:35,712 You got sucked off by a guy. 214 00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:41,260 For instance. 215 00:12:41,385 --> 00:12:43,970 No way. Lake Forest... 216 00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:45,054 Lake Forest is not Chicago. 217 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:48,934 I'm not kidding, Steve. 218 00:12:49,059 --> 00:12:52,371 You are dead if he ever lays eyes on you. And I mean dead. 219 00:12:52,496 --> 00:12:54,106 I nearly peed myself when you hit him. 220 00:12:54,231 --> 00:12:56,232 Well, I did a little. 221 00:12:57,301 --> 00:13:00,028 - Hey. - Hi. 222 00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:01,655 Wait, how many of you guys live here? 223 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:03,015 Not me, I'm one down. 224 00:13:03,140 --> 00:13:04,741 But the old guy next door died in March, which I guess 225 00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:07,252 technically makes us next-door neighbors. 226 00:13:07,377 --> 00:13:08,870 - So you're a nurse, Veronica? - Used to be. 227 00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:10,163 Lying bitch. 228 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:11,456 She worked housekeeping at Cook County, 229 00:13:11,581 --> 00:13:13,166 bedpans and shit-sheets. 230 00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:16,753 Fine. But I was offered a place in the nursing school. 231 00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:18,630 Fine. But it never happened. 232 00:13:18,755 --> 00:13:21,508 They fired her for selling medical supplies on eBay. 233 00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:22,926 Will you shut up? We don't even know him. 234 00:13:23,094 --> 00:13:24,845 - Steve. - Carl. 235 00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:26,471 Lip. 236 00:13:26,596 --> 00:13:27,514 Debbie. 237 00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,182 How you doing, Debbie? 238 00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:29,975 Nice watch. 239 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,060 Oh, thanks. Panerai. 240 00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:34,396 What'd that set you back, about six bills? 241 00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:36,565 Plus, Ian. 242 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:39,025 Hey. 243 00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:41,862 Hey, Debbie, why do they call him "Lip"? 244 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,405 His real name's Philip. 245 00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:45,257 Yo, Veronica! 246 00:13:45,382 --> 00:13:47,726 You got my keys? 247 00:13:47,851 --> 00:13:49,127 What's going on here? 248 00:13:49,252 --> 00:13:50,462 This is Steve. 249 00:13:50,587 --> 00:13:52,956 Decked the bouncer at Purgatory to defend my honor. 250 00:13:53,124 --> 00:13:54,124 My honor. 251 00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:55,459 Yeah? Which bouncer? 252 00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:56,626 Jimmy Clifton. 253 00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:58,704 Jimmy Cli... 254 00:13:58,829 --> 00:14:00,088 Well, Jesus, man, 255 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:02,132 put it there! Respect! 256 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,593 Guy just stands there, doesn't really do anything. 257 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,178 Yeah, you'll be his third conviction. 258 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,262 - Huh? - Third or fourth. 259 00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:08,972 - Fourth. - Yeah. 260 00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:10,816 I mean, after that much practice, you would think 261 00:14:10,941 --> 00:14:12,784 the man would have manslaughter down by now. 262 00:14:12,909 --> 00:14:14,419 No more fuck-ups like last time, 263 00:14:14,544 --> 00:14:16,062 like leaving his dad still breathing. 264 00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:17,122 His dad. 265 00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:18,732 Yeah. Five years, 266 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:22,494 over an '87 Monte Carlo with 200,000 miles on the odometer. 267 00:14:22,619 --> 00:14:24,488 Fucking Monte Carlo! 268 00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:26,431 Okay, come on, time for bed. Up the wooden hill. Come on. 269 00:14:26,556 --> 00:14:28,400 - It's not even midnight yet! - Aw, man. 270 00:14:28,525 --> 00:14:30,102 - Come on, come on, go! - Already? - Shut up. 271 00:14:30,227 --> 00:14:31,953 Move, move, move, move, come on. 272 00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:35,373 Yeah, let me take one last look at you, 273 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:36,599 while you're still alive! 274 00:14:38,635 --> 00:14:39,628 Here. 275 00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:46,518 What, that's his? 276 00:14:46,643 --> 00:14:49,187 Yeah. Well, company car. 277 00:14:49,312 --> 00:14:51,523 What kind of company? 278 00:14:51,648 --> 00:14:53,015 Internet startup? 279 00:14:55,052 --> 00:14:57,763 Earning what? 280 00:14:57,888 --> 00:14:59,231 Couple mil a year. 281 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:00,365 High school dropout. 282 00:15:00,490 --> 00:15:04,136 Got a job as a janitor in this small tech firm. 283 00:15:04,261 --> 00:15:05,971 Within a year, he owned it. 284 00:15:06,096 --> 00:15:07,531 Made his first billion by 20. 285 00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:10,809 Two Jags, controlling interest in the Red Wings, 286 00:15:10,934 --> 00:15:13,345 10,000 employees kissing his ass. 287 00:15:13,470 --> 00:15:15,447 "Yes, boss. No, boss." 288 00:15:15,572 --> 00:15:17,540 Why shouldn't he ride around in style? 289 00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:24,580 Oh, you just made that up. 290 00:15:25,749 --> 00:15:28,193 What... ? 291 00:15:28,318 --> 00:15:29,511 Why do you do that? 292 00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:30,796 Your face! 293 00:15:30,921 --> 00:15:32,331 How is that even funny? It's not even funny... 294 00:15:32,456 --> 00:15:33,732 How the fuck would I know how much he earns, 295 00:15:33,857 --> 00:15:35,058 you twisted dumb prick? 296 00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:36,835 I'm not a dumb prick. 297 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:39,671 Kevin, I just met the guy an hour ago. 298 00:15:39,796 --> 00:15:41,106 Take back "dumb prick"! 299 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,075 Hi, nice to meet you. I'm Veronica. 300 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:44,484 What's your pre-tax income? 301 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:45,911 Well, you sure didn't mind 302 00:15:46,036 --> 00:15:47,012 - watching him take his shirt off, now, did you? - Huh? 303 00:15:47,137 --> 00:15:49,181 Not one bit. 304 00:15:49,306 --> 00:15:50,682 In fact, if you hadn't walked in, 305 00:15:50,807 --> 00:15:54,386 Fiona and I were going to knock him down and tag-team him. 306 00:15:54,511 --> 00:15:56,997 Now I guess I'm stuck with you. 307 00:15:57,380 --> 00:15:59,391 Hold on. 308 00:15:59,516 --> 00:16:01,383 The Fiona tag-team, is that an option? 309 00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:05,964 'Cause you know, you can throw that in the mix... 310 00:16:06,089 --> 00:16:07,132 Anytime you wanna do it too... 311 00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:08,624 I'll be doing it, all right... 312 00:16:16,399 --> 00:16:19,811 All quiet up the "wooden hill"? 313 00:16:19,936 --> 00:16:21,855 As quiet as it ever gets. 314 00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:24,483 Straight answer: if I hadn't busted my skull for you tonight, 315 00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:25,900 would you have looked at me twice? 316 00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:28,862 Who's saying that I looked twice? 317 00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:30,913 Oh, you did, then. 318 00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,720 I can't. 319 00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:46,138 You know, 90% of the world's problems are caused by 320 00:16:46,263 --> 00:16:48,089 tiny words that come in pairs. 321 00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:51,143 I mean, we're healthy and we're happy, but when people ask, 322 00:16:51,268 --> 00:16:53,345 we say... 323 00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:55,437 "Not bad." 324 00:16:57,407 --> 00:16:59,351 You know, the first time that I saw you dancing, 325 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:03,655 about a month back at Crobar, 326 00:17:03,780 --> 00:17:07,125 I was desperate to buy you a drink. 327 00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:12,130 You know, normally I'm shy, so I told myself: I can't. 328 00:17:12,255 --> 00:17:16,802 She won't. We wouldn't. 329 00:17:16,927 --> 00:17:20,472 And then tonight I see you there again. 330 00:17:20,597 --> 00:17:23,766 All the indications being that I'm getting... 331 00:17:25,402 --> 00:17:27,479 a second chance to make a good impression. 332 00:17:27,604 --> 00:17:29,572 Tell me to stop, and I'll stop. 333 00:17:42,452 --> 00:17:44,529 Take it slower, slower, slower, slower. 334 00:17:44,654 --> 00:17:46,589 Slower. 335 00:17:50,927 --> 00:17:51,803 Slower. 336 00:17:51,928 --> 00:17:53,796 Slower. 337 00:18:33,970 --> 00:18:34,904 Almost... almost... 338 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,944 - Fiona? - Shit. Shit, shit! 339 00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:46,148 Fiona! 340 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,253 Shit. 341 00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:53,173 Fiona, are you home? 342 00:18:59,496 --> 00:19:01,973 Is Fiona in? 343 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,976 Uh... she's upstairs. 344 00:19:09,906 --> 00:19:11,316 I'll go get her. 345 00:19:14,244 --> 00:19:15,120 - Hey. - Oh. 346 00:19:15,245 --> 00:19:17,255 Yeah, uh, cops looking for you. 347 00:19:17,380 --> 00:19:18,480 Stay here. 348 00:19:23,386 --> 00:19:25,121 Liam. 349 00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:27,332 Liam? 350 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:31,327 You... you... 351 00:19:35,965 --> 00:19:37,943 I wouldn't put him anywhere near a carpet 352 00:19:38,068 --> 00:19:39,377 till his pants dry a bit. 353 00:19:39,502 --> 00:19:40,436 Thanks, Tony. 354 00:19:41,571 --> 00:19:43,505 See you, Fiona. 355 00:19:46,109 --> 00:19:47,060 Who the hell is that? 356 00:19:48,945 --> 00:19:50,913 My dad. 357 00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:01,324 You just leave him there all night? 358 00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:03,425 He's never there when I get up. 359 00:20:07,597 --> 00:20:10,408 So, uh, who's the little guy? 360 00:20:10,533 --> 00:20:11,417 Liam? 361 00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:14,536 Liam's my brother. 362 00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:13,996 Rita. 363 00:21:16,166 --> 00:21:18,610 Anne's school called. She's sick. 364 00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:20,278 Everything up to 204 is clean. 365 00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:21,546 I should be back in a couple of hours. 366 00:21:21,671 --> 00:21:22,981 Raul won't care? 367 00:21:23,106 --> 00:21:25,850 He smoked his lunch again. He won't even know. 368 00:21:25,975 --> 00:21:27,319 I'm making tamales tonight. 369 00:21:27,444 --> 00:21:28,353 I'll drop off a dozen. 370 00:21:28,478 --> 00:21:29,387 Okay. 371 00:21:29,512 --> 00:21:30,722 Adios... 372 00:21:30,847 --> 00:21:32,657 Oh, and take all the toilet paper you need. 373 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:33,666 Okay. 374 00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:36,194 You ready, big man? 375 00:21:36,319 --> 00:21:38,220 Let's do it. Come on. Here we go. 376 00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:48,389 Kevin, did you miss me, dear? 377 00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:49,774 A beer and a bump. And, uh... 378 00:21:49,899 --> 00:21:51,476 Billy, you having one? 379 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,478 Have one! 380 00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:57,148 Go away, Frank. 381 00:21:57,273 --> 00:21:59,942 A pen, Mr. Beerkeep, it is disability day. 382 00:22:01,411 --> 00:22:03,488 Disability people haven't caught up with you yet? 383 00:22:03,613 --> 00:22:05,156 I thought they had some guy 384 00:22:05,281 --> 00:22:07,533 following you around with a camera. 385 00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:10,795 They can follow me around all they want to, 386 00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:14,556 but they have to actually catch me doing something. 387 00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:20,505 What's with the crowd? 388 00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:21,973 Layoff at the Chrysler plant. 389 00:22:22,098 --> 00:22:23,049 You see? 390 00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:25,510 That's the problem with working. 391 00:22:25,635 --> 00:22:28,470 Too much instability. Stress! 392 00:22:32,643 --> 00:22:35,520 What the fuck is this? 393 00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:38,564 What's left, after I settled out last month's bar tab. 394 00:22:39,682 --> 00:22:41,943 Better start a new one, then. 395 00:22:42,111 --> 00:22:46,588 Oh! And a round for all my friends from the UAW. 396 00:22:49,425 --> 00:22:51,836 Wow. Really? 397 00:22:51,961 --> 00:22:53,204 Fuck no. 398 00:23:15,952 --> 00:23:17,937 Hi. 399 00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:20,857 Wondering what your schedule's like on Friday. 400 00:23:21,025 --> 00:23:23,835 Uh, I've got a... 401 00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:24,836 I've got a party. 402 00:23:24,961 --> 00:23:25,820 Want a chaperone? 403 00:23:25,988 --> 00:23:27,405 You're not eligible. 404 00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:28,990 Right. Chick thing? 405 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,744 You're not that desperate. 406 00:23:32,869 --> 00:23:34,813 Wanting to see you again is desperate? 407 00:23:34,938 --> 00:23:37,715 No, feeling like you have to... that's desperate. 408 00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:39,834 Come on, you can get laid anywhere. 409 00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:42,128 Oh, so I'm only here for a fuck? 410 00:23:42,296 --> 00:23:44,380 Never crossed your mind? 411 00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:46,858 Just when you think you've collared your dream girl, 412 00:23:46,983 --> 00:23:48,092 her incontinent, 413 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,219 alcoholic father appears, wrecks everything, 414 00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:51,863 and she's blaming you? 415 00:23:51,988 --> 00:23:52,972 Your dream girl? 416 00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:55,366 We had drunken sex on my kitchen floor. 417 00:23:55,491 --> 00:23:56,434 Pretty sad. 418 00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:58,069 Quit pretending you don't even know me. 419 00:23:58,194 --> 00:23:59,729 You weren't that drunk. 420 00:23:59,897 --> 00:24:01,873 Hey, it's Phillip. 421 00:24:01,998 --> 00:24:03,875 Hey, it's, uh, Dead Man Walking. 422 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,376 Jimmy Clifton called today looking for you. 423 00:24:05,501 --> 00:24:06,444 No school? 424 00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:08,571 Nah, I got some teeth pulled today. 425 00:24:08,739 --> 00:24:09,363 Wisdom teeth? 426 00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:11,249 - Sugar rot. - Ah. 427 00:24:11,374 --> 00:24:12,533 You know, little known fact: 428 00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:13,751 don't just chew your food on one side, 429 00:24:13,876 --> 00:24:15,053 'cause it can buckle your jaw, 430 00:24:15,178 --> 00:24:16,412 which will buckle your hips and affect your posture. 431 00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:17,580 Oh, that's a fact? 432 00:24:17,748 --> 00:24:19,040 - Skeletal fact. - Lip. 433 00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:22,001 Hey, um, 434 00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:24,496 talk out of your ass with that much conviction, 435 00:24:24,621 --> 00:24:26,498 you end up needing a much bigger toothbrush. 436 00:24:26,623 --> 00:24:28,600 That's a anal fact. 437 00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:37,275 Listen, thank you for trying to get my purse back 438 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,393 and, uh, stuff. 439 00:24:39,561 --> 00:24:40,561 - But, uh... - Stuff? 440 00:24:40,729 --> 00:24:42,230 I'm not looking. 441 00:24:42,398 --> 00:24:44,857 Not right now. 442 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:48,419 Okay. 443 00:24:48,544 --> 00:24:52,073 Is it all right if I leave my number for when you might be? 444 00:24:55,151 --> 00:24:56,369 Relax, okay? 445 00:24:56,537 --> 00:24:57,862 No. No, no, you're gonna like it. 446 00:24:57,987 --> 00:24:59,898 What am I, what am I even gonna say, all right? 447 00:25:00,023 --> 00:25:02,333 You just got to keep talking about science. 448 00:25:02,458 --> 00:25:04,068 I don't know anything about science. 449 00:25:04,193 --> 00:25:07,438 Okay, so just read from the table of elements. 450 00:25:07,563 --> 00:25:10,341 Cerium, erbium, praseodymium. 451 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:17,640 Mrs. Jackson. 452 00:25:19,208 --> 00:25:21,152 Karen is thrilled with you. 453 00:25:21,277 --> 00:25:24,522 She got an "A" on her physics midterm! 454 00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:25,523 Karen! 455 00:25:25,648 --> 00:25:27,191 Honey, your little helper is here. 456 00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:30,395 This is my brother Ian. 457 00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:32,697 Um, I'm out of plastic bags. 458 00:25:32,822 --> 00:25:35,533 Why don't you leave your shoes out here where they can breathe. 459 00:25:35,658 --> 00:25:36,742 Sure. 460 00:25:39,496 --> 00:25:40,572 Mix these two together... 461 00:25:40,697 --> 00:25:42,440 Erbium, cerium, 462 00:25:42,565 --> 00:25:44,943 praseodymium, magnesium... 463 00:25:45,068 --> 00:25:48,580 You kids want so h homemade lime chicken chimichangas? 464 00:25:48,705 --> 00:25:50,515 Um, no, no, thanks, Sheila. 465 00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:52,216 - I think we're fine. No? - All right. 466 00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:54,927 Uh, praseodymium, uh, 467 00:25:55,095 --> 00:25:56,762 magnesium, sulfur... 468 00:25:56,930 --> 00:25:58,723 All right, I'm off to work. 469 00:25:59,816 --> 00:26:01,683 Hey, fellas. 470 00:26:02,978 --> 00:26:04,687 - Where's Karen? - Uh, her room. 471 00:26:04,855 --> 00:26:07,315 I think Google Earth for a GPS reference 472 00:26:07,483 --> 00:26:08,833 on where Isaac Newton was born. 473 00:26:11,111 --> 00:26:12,653 Guess what I made for your lunch. 474 00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:16,073 Cornish game hen with Asian pear. 475 00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:17,533 No. 476 00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:19,644 Wild salmon with baby carrots. 477 00:26:19,769 --> 00:26:21,913 No. 478 00:26:22,038 --> 00:26:24,005 Kiss and I'll tell. 479 00:26:26,109 --> 00:26:29,128 I'll find out what I got when I open the damn box, all right? 480 00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:47,939 All right, I'm late, Karen, honey! 481 00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:49,232 I guess I'll see you in the morning.! 482 00:26:54,003 --> 00:26:55,112 What's she hiding for? 483 00:26:58,283 --> 00:26:59,575 What are you hiding... 484 00:26:59,743 --> 00:27:01,202 for? 485 00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:04,746 Ah, sweet Jesus. 486 00:27:28,564 --> 00:27:30,772 It's just a study group. 487 00:27:34,811 --> 00:27:36,153 He caught Lip! 488 00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:42,159 The farther you run, 489 00:27:42,327 --> 00:27:44,120 the more I will kill you! 490 00:27:56,884 --> 00:27:58,718 Really? An old lady on the train? 491 00:27:58,886 --> 00:28:00,636 Oh, yeah, yeah. The, um, the doors were closing 492 00:28:00,804 --> 00:28:02,313 on her walker, and Lip barely got his foot in 493 00:28:02,438 --> 00:28:03,597 - in time to stop them from... - Ow! 494 00:28:03,765 --> 00:28:04,807 Jesus, Fiona! 495 00:28:04,975 --> 00:28:06,441 Can't remember whether that's good or bad. 496 00:28:07,777 --> 00:28:09,554 More likely, you two jumped the turnstiles again 497 00:28:09,679 --> 00:28:11,723 and he twisted it trying to outrun the transit cops. 498 00:28:11,848 --> 00:28:13,825 No, no! Always elevate extremities! 499 00:28:13,950 --> 00:28:15,226 Move before you give him a fucking embolism. 500 00:28:15,351 --> 00:28:16,819 You okay, Lip? 501 00:28:16,987 --> 00:28:18,279 -Yeah, just please don't... don't touch it. - Sweetheart? 502 00:28:18,447 --> 00:28:19,363 Okay. 503 00:28:19,488 --> 00:28:20,656 Wiggle your toes. 504 00:28:21,757 --> 00:28:23,117 Go to my house, top of the freezer. 505 00:28:23,285 --> 00:28:24,135 - Yeah. - Two ice packs. 506 00:28:24,260 --> 00:28:25,286 - Second cupboard above the sink. - Yeah. 507 00:28:25,454 --> 00:28:27,138 Liquid ibuprofen, freeze spray, ACE bandages. 508 00:28:27,263 --> 00:28:28,372 Sure. 509 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:29,574 - Shouldn't we get it X-rayed? - Fuck no. 510 00:28:29,699 --> 00:28:31,342 He'll be in the E.R. forever, and for what? 511 00:28:31,467 --> 00:28:32,677 "Sub-metatarsal hematoma." 512 00:28:32,802 --> 00:28:35,246 Thanks. Tell us something we didn't know five hours ago. 513 00:28:35,371 --> 00:28:36,672 Fuck off. My bedroom, 514 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:37,757 - top of the TV. - Yeah. 515 00:28:37,925 --> 00:28:39,674 Pack of smoke-sand d a lighter. 516 00:28:41,777 --> 00:28:43,321 Shit! I'm not here! I'm not here! 517 00:28:43,446 --> 00:28:46,023 - What... ? - You don't know us, Fiona! 518 00:28:46,148 --> 00:28:48,225 Oh, what have you done? 519 00:28:48,393 --> 00:28:50,051 What have you done?! 520 00:28:58,995 --> 00:29:00,138 Can I get it through here, 521 00:29:00,263 --> 00:29:02,239 is it better coming around the back? 522 00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:03,824 Samsung washer. 523 00:29:03,992 --> 00:29:06,535 It's not me. 524 00:29:06,703 --> 00:29:07,787 Gallagher, number 2119? 525 00:29:07,955 --> 00:29:10,122 Yeah, but that's not ours. 526 00:29:10,290 --> 00:29:11,082 Well, it's paid for. 527 00:29:11,207 --> 00:29:13,209 You want me to hook it up or not? 528 00:29:28,958 --> 00:29:31,060 Where you going with those? 529 00:29:31,228 --> 00:29:33,805 Uh, Veronica wants them. 530 00:29:33,930 --> 00:29:35,397 Well, give me one. 531 00:30:07,889 --> 00:30:10,374 Got it? Okay. 532 00:30:10,499 --> 00:30:12,310 Ice and Advil. 533 00:30:12,435 --> 00:30:15,513 And keep your weight off of it. 534 00:30:15,638 --> 00:30:17,248 I thought you were broke. 535 00:30:17,373 --> 00:30:19,750 That's what I said. 536 00:30:19,875 --> 00:30:21,610 These were in the washer. 537 00:30:23,646 --> 00:30:24,755 Steve? 538 00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:25,723 - Yeah. - No. 539 00:30:26,882 --> 00:30:27,758 Who's Steve? 540 00:30:27,883 --> 00:30:29,493 The other night. 541 00:30:29,618 --> 00:30:30,561 No. 542 00:30:30,686 --> 00:30:32,363 I know. 543 00:30:37,493 --> 00:30:38,752 15 years! 544 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:39,971 15 years! 545 00:30:40,096 --> 00:30:41,606 I've done everything in my control... 546 00:30:41,731 --> 00:30:43,040 What did I say?! 547 00:30:43,165 --> 00:30:44,308 What did I tell you?! 548 00:30:44,433 --> 00:30:45,409 Sow and thou shall reap. 549 00:30:45,534 --> 00:30:46,969 Well, she didn't reap this from me, 550 00:30:47,137 --> 00:30:48,579 I'll tell you that. 551 00:30:48,704 --> 00:30:49,680 Reap what? 552 00:30:49,805 --> 00:30:51,983 Wh... what are you reaping now? 553 00:30:52,108 --> 00:30:53,818 Eddie, Eddie, Eddie. 554 00:30:53,943 --> 00:30:55,269 Whatever it is, I'll try. 555 00:30:55,437 --> 00:30:57,221 I'll... I'll... I'll really try. 556 00:30:57,346 --> 00:30:59,356 Mom, don't beg him. 557 00:30:59,524 --> 00:31:02,109 If he can do this, then the bastard's not worth it! 558 00:31:02,277 --> 00:31:04,762 Hey, you honor thy father! 559 00:31:04,887 --> 00:31:06,405 Get fucked! 560 00:31:06,573 --> 00:31:08,556 Don't try blaming me for this! 561 00:31:09,959 --> 00:31:12,270 You're your own worst enemy, you two. 562 00:31:12,395 --> 00:31:15,206 They say bad things happen in three, they don't. 563 00:31:15,331 --> 00:31:16,415 Twos! You two! 564 00:31:18,210 --> 00:31:20,001 Insane. 565 00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:32,390 Hello! 566 00:31:32,515 --> 00:31:33,766 How much you pay for it? 567 00:31:33,934 --> 00:31:34,926 I'm not telling you that. 568 00:31:35,051 --> 00:31:36,101 It's a gift. 569 00:31:36,269 --> 00:31:37,528 So you'd remember the phone number, 570 00:31:37,653 --> 00:31:38,529 which obviously worked. 571 00:31:38,654 --> 00:31:39,764 Your washer's in the yard, okay? 572 00:31:39,889 --> 00:31:41,482 We don't need it, I don't want it. 573 00:31:41,650 --> 00:31:44,135 So you got to come pick it up before it starts rusting. 574 00:31:44,260 --> 00:31:45,444 Oh, is it? 575 00:31:46,495 --> 00:31:48,322 No. 576 00:31:48,490 --> 00:31:49,657 Did the guy connect it? 577 00:31:50,766 --> 00:31:52,610 Yes. 578 00:31:52,735 --> 00:31:54,078 It's working okay? 579 00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:55,621 It's not my favorite color. 580 00:31:55,789 --> 00:31:56,956 Oh, so you've tried it. 581 00:32:12,139 --> 00:32:14,223 Let me smell your breath. 582 00:32:16,725 --> 00:32:18,018 - Pork rinds? - No. 583 00:32:18,186 --> 00:32:19,270 Um, those are mine. 584 00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:20,938 See? Hey, since when do pork rinds 585 00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:22,039 actually come from a pig? 586 00:32:22,164 --> 00:32:23,774 Ian, I am the one that signs your check. 587 00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:25,526 What's bad for him is really bad for you. 588 00:32:25,694 --> 00:32:27,444 If you are stupid enough to start lying for him... 589 00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:28,696 They're just corn chips with fake hair, 590 00:32:30,606 --> 00:32:31,482 Last warning. 591 00:32:31,607 --> 00:32:32,683 You get yourself to that mosque 592 00:32:32,808 --> 00:32:34,452 so your dad stops blaming me for the fact 593 00:32:34,577 --> 00:32:35,828 that we're all going to hell. 594 00:32:35,996 --> 00:32:37,663 And talk to your mother. 595 00:32:37,831 --> 00:32:38,756 She won't talk to me. 596 00:32:38,881 --> 00:32:40,040 I can't force her to take her meds. 597 00:32:40,208 --> 00:32:41,392 Well, I don't want the cops dragging me 598 00:32:41,517 --> 00:32:43,894 out of bed again at 4:00 a.m. because she's out in the alley 599 00:32:44,019 --> 00:32:45,296 yelling that the CIA is stealing her trash. 600 00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:47,548 But that happened, didn't it? 601 00:32:47,716 --> 00:32:49,867 Once. 602 00:32:49,992 --> 00:32:51,102 Four years ago, yes. 603 00:32:51,227 --> 00:32:52,603 But now she's locked in the basement, 604 00:32:52,728 --> 00:32:54,138 making a helmet out of tinfoil. 605 00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:55,681 Enough's enough! 606 00:32:55,849 --> 00:32:56,741 Boys, come on, let's go. 607 00:32:56,866 --> 00:32:57,908 Get in the car. 608 00:32:58,033 --> 00:33:00,011 Now, I have to take the boys to Cub Scouts 609 00:33:00,136 --> 00:33:01,937 at the mosque before all the carpets are taken. 610 00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:04,607 She's your mother; get her to take her Thorazine. 611 00:33:04,775 --> 00:33:06,692 No, boys, no candy. Come on, let's go. 612 00:33:06,860 --> 00:33:08,193 We're gonna be late. Let's go, go, go, go, go. 613 00:33:08,361 --> 00:33:09,403 No more! 614 00:33:09,571 --> 00:33:10,788 Come on, we're gonna be late. 615 00:33:10,913 --> 00:33:11,822 Hurry up. 616 00:33:45,881 --> 00:33:48,859 Just tell me you didn't go 617 00:33:48,984 --> 00:33:51,562 and get some girl pregnant. 618 00:33:51,687 --> 00:33:52,820 No worries. 619 00:33:54,990 --> 00:33:55,949 He hates me. 620 00:33:57,452 --> 00:33:59,303 You just, you look more like mom 621 00:33:59,428 --> 00:34:01,172 than any of the rest of us. 622 00:34:01,297 --> 00:34:02,456 You probably scare him. 623 00:34:02,624 --> 00:34:03,507 Yeah? 624 00:34:03,632 --> 00:34:04,875 Yeah. 625 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,293 He ain't seen nothing yet. 626 00:34:07,536 --> 00:34:09,713 Did he give you money for the field trip? 627 00:34:09,881 --> 00:34:11,507 I'll pay my own way, all right? 628 00:34:12,608 --> 00:34:14,885 No, you won't. 629 00:34:30,235 --> 00:34:32,486 You must get sick of having to think for everybody. 630 00:34:32,654 --> 00:34:35,439 Well, at least I can. 631 00:34:35,564 --> 00:34:37,491 Proves I'm wanted. 632 00:34:38,601 --> 00:34:41,579 Jesus, Fiona, if all you want 633 00:34:41,704 --> 00:34:43,622 is to be needed then, 634 00:34:43,790 --> 00:34:45,457 congratulations. 635 00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:48,209 You've got yourself a job for life with this joker. 636 00:35:13,869 --> 00:35:16,437 Hey. Get up. 637 00:35:18,841 --> 00:35:21,619 Dad, get up. 638 00:35:21,744 --> 00:35:23,620 Get up! 639 00:35:42,898 --> 00:35:45,075 Good job, Fiona. 640 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:48,712 I don't know how I could do this without you. 641 00:35:48,837 --> 00:35:51,857 Thanks for all your hard work. 642 00:35:54,610 --> 00:35:56,477 You're welcome, Dad. 643 00:35:58,380 --> 00:36:00,616 My pleasure. 644 00:36:38,954 --> 00:36:41,389 Good night, Daddy. 645 00:36:53,502 --> 00:36:55,212 Hello. 646 00:36:55,337 --> 00:36:57,648 If that wasn't bullshit, what was I wearing? 647 00:36:58,387 --> 00:37:00,425 First time you saw me, if that wasn't a lie. 648 00:37:00,593 --> 00:37:04,137 Black top with gold trim, 649 00:37:04,305 --> 00:37:09,017 black shiny jeans, thin shoes... straps... 650 00:37:10,552 --> 00:37:13,554 sandals. With your hair pinned high. 651 00:37:15,650 --> 00:37:18,819 Dangly gold earrings that made me smile. 652 00:37:21,406 --> 00:37:25,450 A big watch... too big, so it slid up your arm. 653 00:37:25,618 --> 00:37:27,995 But it looked great. 654 00:37:28,163 --> 00:37:32,349 And you were dancing next to red-haired girl 655 00:37:32,474 --> 00:37:34,626 in a green dress. 656 00:37:41,116 --> 00:37:43,927 Yeah, yeah, Jenna. It was Jenna's birthday. 657 00:37:44,052 --> 00:37:46,130 So you were... you were watching her, 658 00:37:46,255 --> 00:37:48,390 who's a lot better looking than me. 659 00:37:48,558 --> 00:37:50,475 You think so? Really? 660 00:37:50,643 --> 00:37:52,728 Yeah, so how come you're not stalking Jenna? 661 00:37:52,896 --> 00:37:55,731 Because you... you think like that and Jenna doesn't. 662 00:37:55,899 --> 00:37:57,541 Jenna dances for an audience. 663 00:37:57,666 --> 00:38:01,245 You dance like there's no one else in the room. 664 00:38:01,370 --> 00:38:04,315 Your life's not simple, Fiona, 665 00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:07,284 and you can't stop it from showing because you're no fake. 666 00:38:07,409 --> 00:38:09,620 You're not lost, you don't need finding. 667 00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:11,221 This whole city belongs to the Jennas, 668 00:38:11,346 --> 00:38:12,789 but I'm sick of them. 669 00:38:12,957 --> 00:38:16,327 I swear, Fiona, you're nothing like anyone I've ever met. 670 00:38:16,452 --> 00:38:20,321 You make me want to enjoy my life again. 671 00:38:21,924 --> 00:38:23,324 Are you there? 672 00:38:25,828 --> 00:38:28,029 Fiona? 673 00:39:48,343 --> 00:39:50,846 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. 674 00:39:51,014 --> 00:39:52,990 What have I ever done to anybody, never mind you, 675 00:39:53,115 --> 00:39:54,258 that made me look unreliable? 676 00:39:54,383 --> 00:39:55,692 Un... unreliable. 677 00:39:55,817 --> 00:39:58,437 People like you are just way too used to getting your own way. 678 00:39:58,605 --> 00:40:01,106 And by people like me you mean people like what? 679 00:40:03,759 --> 00:40:04,985 Okay, wait, all right. 680 00:40:05,153 --> 00:40:08,172 Yes-no. All you got to do is agree or disagree. 681 00:40:08,297 --> 00:40:11,450 He thinks the sun shines out of his own ass. 682 00:40:11,618 --> 00:40:13,910 - Agree or disagree. - Agree. 683 00:40:14,078 --> 00:40:16,580 He's overly generous and that bugs me. 684 00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:19,207 Agree. 685 00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:21,885 - Because I'm not used to get... - Actually very agree. 686 00:40:22,010 --> 00:40:23,545 Because I'm not used to getting spoiled. 687 00:40:23,713 --> 00:40:25,456 Okay. 688 00:40:25,581 --> 00:40:27,716 So I lose respect for guys like Steve 689 00:40:27,884 --> 00:40:29,760 because people unlike Steve 690 00:40:29,885 --> 00:40:32,129 or people diametrically opposite to Steve 691 00:40:32,254 --> 00:40:33,597 have always let me down. 692 00:40:33,765 --> 00:40:36,433 So deciding that he's overeducated 693 00:40:36,601 --> 00:40:38,001 and has more money than sense 694 00:40:38,126 --> 00:40:39,336 is somehow more socially acceptable 695 00:40:39,461 --> 00:40:40,704 than asking myself, for instance, 696 00:40:40,829 --> 00:40:43,398 why do the men I always date treat me like shit? 697 00:40:44,499 --> 00:40:46,318 Fuck you. 698 00:40:46,486 --> 00:40:47,360 It's a question. 699 00:40:47,528 --> 00:40:49,279 Fuck you. 700 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:50,405 Either-or. 701 00:40:53,675 --> 00:40:54,910 Agree. 702 00:40:55,078 --> 00:40:56,495 He's had a easy life. 703 00:40:56,663 --> 00:40:57,855 - Definitely. - And you prefer a guy who's been 704 00:40:57,980 --> 00:40:59,664 - around the block a few times. - What if I do? 705 00:40:59,832 --> 00:41:02,751 Say, D block of a maximum security prison? 706 00:41:02,919 --> 00:41:05,253 If he knew how to have fun, yeah, sure. 707 00:41:05,421 --> 00:41:07,506 Fiona, I can't help my upbringing. 708 00:41:07,674 --> 00:41:09,841 So how come it's me again having to apologize for mine? 709 00:41:10,009 --> 00:41:11,510 Who's asking you to? 710 00:41:11,678 --> 00:41:13,537 We finished here, guys? 711 00:41:13,662 --> 00:41:16,014 We're working on it. 712 00:41:18,184 --> 00:41:20,018 You want to wait outside while I pay the bill? 713 00:41:21,269 --> 00:41:23,355 Sure. 714 00:41:27,342 --> 00:41:28,719 He's on break? 715 00:41:28,844 --> 00:41:30,946 - Any second now. - All right. 716 00:41:53,335 --> 00:41:55,595 - Good evening, sir. - Thanks. 717 00:42:13,555 --> 00:42:15,323 I don't buy and sell cars. 718 00:42:15,491 --> 00:42:17,367 I just sell them. 719 00:42:17,492 --> 00:42:20,454 But the cars I sell are mainly, uh, not mine. 720 00:42:25,168 --> 00:42:26,877 Still looking for fun, Fiona? 721 00:42:33,275 --> 00:42:34,675 Go. 722 00:43:02,370 --> 00:43:04,247 Mom, we have to wear our shoes. 723 00:43:04,372 --> 00:43:05,540 There's bits of glass on the floor. 724 00:43:09,778 --> 00:43:11,688 Maybe Lip could use a drink. 725 00:43:11,813 --> 00:43:13,924 Oh, yes. Sorry, Lip. 726 00:43:14,049 --> 00:43:15,425 That's okay. 727 00:43:15,550 --> 00:43:18,345 I'm a... I'm a bit off today, aren't I, Karen? 728 00:43:18,513 --> 00:43:20,263 So, um, vodka? 729 00:43:20,388 --> 00:43:22,833 I could do slow comfortable screws. 730 00:43:22,958 --> 00:43:24,468 Plenty of tequila. 731 00:43:24,593 --> 00:43:26,203 I think I'm out of lime. 732 00:43:26,328 --> 00:43:27,812 Um, definitely gin fizz. 733 00:43:27,980 --> 00:43:28,980 Just a couple of Cokes, Mom. 734 00:43:29,148 --> 00:43:30,190 - And some beers. - Beers. 735 00:43:30,358 --> 00:43:31,942 Great, Sheila. Thanks. 736 00:43:39,608 --> 00:43:42,085 So what if your dad comes back and sees me here? 737 00:43:42,210 --> 00:43:43,411 He won't. 738 00:43:43,579 --> 00:43:45,722 That's my fault? 739 00:43:45,847 --> 00:43:48,549 He's been looking for an excuse for months. 740 00:43:50,503 --> 00:43:52,921 What kind of impression did you get from my brother? 741 00:43:53,089 --> 00:43:54,831 - Ian? - Yeah. 742 00:43:54,956 --> 00:43:56,716 - He seems nice. - Right, but, uh... 743 00:43:56,884 --> 00:43:59,135 did he pitch a tent? 744 00:43:59,303 --> 00:44:00,220 Huh? 745 00:44:00,388 --> 00:44:01,930 Did you make him hard? 746 00:44:04,399 --> 00:44:06,476 Ever try to play pool with a rope? 747 00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:54,014 Yo, Kash? 748 00:45:04,626 --> 00:45:06,427 Yo, Kash! 749 00:45:12,335 --> 00:45:14,669 All right, you stack the butter, 750 00:45:14,837 --> 00:45:16,504 I'll do the snacks. 751 00:45:19,140 --> 00:45:21,384 Oh, Jesus Christ, Lip. 752 00:45:21,552 --> 00:45:22,519 Sorry, sorry, Kash. 753 00:45:22,644 --> 00:45:25,680 Just, uh... thanks for the tools. 754 00:45:25,848 --> 00:45:27,124 Any time. 755 00:45:27,249 --> 00:45:28,391 Long as I get 'em back. 756 00:45:28,559 --> 00:45:30,751 Right. 757 00:45:35,891 --> 00:45:37,984 You must be joking. 758 00:45:40,279 --> 00:45:43,531 What, y... you're fucking him? 759 00:45:46,285 --> 00:45:47,868 Fuck. 760 00:46:13,938 --> 00:46:15,146 He bought them for you, didn't he? 761 00:46:15,314 --> 00:46:18,775 Those shoes. 762 00:46:18,943 --> 00:46:20,710 He's married! 763 00:46:20,835 --> 00:46:22,212 With kids! 764 00:46:22,337 --> 00:46:24,155 What else does he buy you, Ian?! 765 00:46:24,323 --> 00:46:27,117 Stuff. 766 00:46:27,242 --> 00:46:28,701 Now and again. 767 00:46:28,869 --> 00:46:31,621 And you're happy with that? 768 00:46:31,789 --> 00:46:34,290 What's that make you, huh? 769 00:46:34,458 --> 00:46:35,625 A fucking kept boy at best. 770 00:46:41,456 --> 00:46:42,599 Listen to me, stupid! 771 00:46:42,724 --> 00:46:45,001 You think you know everything, but you know shit! 772 00:46:45,126 --> 00:46:47,237 Ask me what I've got him, huh? 773 00:46:47,362 --> 00:46:48,438 Ask me! 774 00:46:48,563 --> 00:46:50,432 CDs, dozens of CDs! 775 00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:53,393 Stuff that he's never heard of, stuff I think he might like, 776 00:46:53,561 --> 00:46:55,603 'cause I want him to like the same things that I do. 777 00:46:55,771 --> 00:46:58,381 And a couple Sox tickets for his birthday. 778 00:46:58,506 --> 00:47:00,150 So what's that make you, Lip, huh? 779 00:47:00,318 --> 00:47:03,069 It makes you wrong, you fucking smart asshole! 780 00:47:03,237 --> 00:47:06,156 Now go back to Kash and promise him 781 00:47:06,324 --> 00:47:07,557 that you're not gonna tell anybody 782 00:47:07,682 --> 00:47:10,551 'cause he's done nothing to be sorry for, nothing. 783 00:47:22,731 --> 00:47:26,977 "Fake Muslim cheats on white fundamentalist wife 784 00:47:27,102 --> 00:47:28,636 with gutless gay boy." 785 00:47:30,765 --> 00:47:32,315 Says more about White Sox fans 786 00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:34,274 than it does for the rest of us. 787 00:47:44,285 --> 00:47:46,587 I think they're all asleep. 788 00:47:50,576 --> 00:47:52,827 Gotcha! 789 00:47:52,995 --> 00:47:55,272 Who's been eating my porridge? 790 00:47:55,397 --> 00:47:56,414 Hey, Dad. 791 00:47:56,582 --> 00:47:57,741 This is Steve. 792 00:47:57,866 --> 00:47:59,459 Oh, no, no, no, we met before, 793 00:47:59,627 --> 00:48:01,802 but you weren't exactly... 794 00:48:07,142 --> 00:48:09,052 How much do you weigh? 795 00:48:09,177 --> 00:48:11,971 Uh, I don't know. 796 00:48:12,180 --> 00:48:14,124 That would fit me. 797 00:48:14,249 --> 00:48:16,259 You can just ignore him. 798 00:48:16,384 --> 00:48:17,936 And you? Move. 799 00:48:26,127 --> 00:48:28,538 You know what? I better let you get to bed. 800 00:48:28,663 --> 00:48:29,839 Um, but thanks. 801 00:48:29,964 --> 00:48:31,074 It was nice. 802 00:48:31,242 --> 00:48:32,876 - Yeah. - Nice, right? 803 00:48:33,001 --> 00:48:35,569 Oh... no. Nah. 804 00:48:43,311 --> 00:48:45,746 Who paid for this? 805 00:48:50,952 --> 00:48:53,304 What the hell's he on? 806 00:48:53,472 --> 00:48:56,266 Uh, he thinks he bought Ecstasy, 807 00:48:56,391 --> 00:48:59,435 but the only dealer he gets credit from is a schizophrenic. 808 00:49:02,189 --> 00:49:03,673 It's not a case of whether or not 809 00:49:03,798 --> 00:49:04,874 I agree. It's a fact. 810 00:49:04,999 --> 00:49:06,776 If I were a single parent, we'd be on... 811 00:49:06,901 --> 00:49:07,877 Aren't you a single parent? 812 00:49:08,002 --> 00:49:09,145 "Yeah, but if I had tits... " 813 00:49:09,270 --> 00:49:10,880 Yeah, but if I had tits, Steve, 814 00:49:11,005 --> 00:49:12,549 they would double the money. 815 00:49:12,674 --> 00:49:15,493 If you're a guy, they don't want to fucking hear it. 816 00:49:15,661 --> 00:49:16,486 I... I get it, Frank, so it's, 817 00:49:16,611 --> 00:49:17,487 "Prove you're looking for work." 818 00:49:17,612 --> 00:49:18,663 Oh, he's on disability. 819 00:49:18,831 --> 00:49:19,706 Yeah? For what? 820 00:49:19,874 --> 00:49:21,891 A tragedy really. I gave my life to that company. 821 00:49:22,016 --> 00:49:23,159 You worked there a week. 822 00:49:23,284 --> 00:49:24,427 What happened? 823 00:49:24,552 --> 00:49:26,763 Uh, slaughterhouse, poultry. 824 00:49:26,888 --> 00:49:27,964 Dangerous work. 825 00:49:28,132 --> 00:49:30,049 Doing my job, unsuspecting, 826 00:49:30,217 --> 00:49:32,969 when out of nowhere I am slammed in the ribs 827 00:49:33,094 --> 00:49:34,721 by a headless flying chicken. 828 00:49:34,889 --> 00:49:37,515 I was lucky... it almost missed me. 829 00:49:37,683 --> 00:49:40,543 And what do I get for my pain and suffering? 830 00:49:40,668 --> 00:49:45,189 Followed around by a video camera! 831 00:49:45,357 --> 00:49:46,583 Where's the trust, Steve? 832 00:49:46,708 --> 00:49:49,886 The sacred bond between employer and employee? 833 00:49:50,011 --> 00:49:52,280 Gone, Steve. It's gone. 834 00:49:52,448 --> 00:49:54,699 How's a guy supposed to work, hurt, with kids this age? 835 00:49:54,867 --> 00:49:56,593 - Hello? Thank you! - Yeah. 836 00:49:56,718 --> 00:49:59,162 Exactly. Excellent! Excellent. 837 00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:02,206 And her mother, God rest her soul, Dad, stop it! 838 00:50:02,374 --> 00:50:04,500 - 'cause she better be dead, that bitch. - Cut it out! 839 00:50:04,668 --> 00:50:08,171 Four... four-month-old baby. 840 00:50:08,296 --> 00:50:11,975 14-year-old girl just had her appendix out, 841 00:50:12,100 --> 00:50:14,411 11-year-old Lip, ten-year-old Ian, 842 00:50:14,536 --> 00:50:18,081 a seven-year-old, a five-year-old. 843 00:50:18,206 --> 00:50:23,353 and, oh, and a Dodge Astro van! 844 00:50:23,478 --> 00:50:25,822 No. Calypso... yes. Calypso blue. 845 00:50:25,947 --> 00:50:28,224 What's the one thing that we needed? 846 00:50:28,349 --> 00:50:29,275 One word? 847 00:50:29,443 --> 00:50:31,194 - One thing? - Sterilization? 848 00:50:31,362 --> 00:50:32,429 Continuity. 849 00:50:32,554 --> 00:50:33,630 Continuity. 850 00:50:33,755 --> 00:50:36,574 Con-tin-uity. 851 00:50:36,742 --> 00:50:40,103 I... I... what could I... ? 852 00:50:41,629 --> 00:50:43,498 Oh, my God, I love this part. 853 00:50:50,718 --> 00:50:53,558 You said no strings could... 854 00:50:53,875 --> 00:50:56,844 I... I... what could I do, Steve? 855 00:50:57,012 --> 00:50:58,621 - I... I... - Disappear for three weeks? 856 00:50:58,746 --> 00:51:00,256 - I had a breakdown. - You went on a bender! 857 00:51:00,381 --> 00:51:04,852 I... I had... fuck off... nervous breakdown. 858 00:51:08,389 --> 00:51:10,066 Dad, come on. Keys! 859 00:51:10,191 --> 00:51:11,734 If this... okay. 860 00:51:11,859 --> 00:51:14,570 This is... sorry. 861 00:51:15,930 --> 00:51:18,074 I like him. 862 00:51:18,242 --> 00:51:19,509 - You got any idea... - Sorry. 863 00:51:19,634 --> 00:51:21,010 - What time it is? - It's Frank. He's... 864 00:51:21,135 --> 00:51:22,302 Yo. 865 00:51:23,455 --> 00:51:24,914 Frank, what did I tell you?! 866 00:51:25,039 --> 00:51:26,783 Here we go. Neighbors of Satan. 867 00:51:26,908 --> 00:51:30,003 The day you start paying rent around here, Frank, 868 00:51:30,171 --> 00:51:32,296 like the rest of us, you can play whatever shit you want. 869 00:51:32,464 --> 00:51:34,340 But if you're gonna pump up this time of night, 870 00:51:34,508 --> 00:51:36,593 you're gonna pump out the stuff that we like, okay? 871 00:51:51,442 --> 00:51:53,234 - Baby. - What? What? What? 872 00:51:58,991 --> 00:51:59,916 Yep! Yep! 873 00:52:00,041 --> 00:52:02,827 That's it. 874 00:52:08,549 --> 00:52:10,168 Watch it. 875 00:52:10,336 --> 00:52:13,654 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 876 00:52:19,627 --> 00:52:22,772 Your dad made me follow you up. 877 00:52:22,897 --> 00:52:24,974 Gave me a condom. 878 00:52:25,099 --> 00:52:26,409 He must really like you. 879 00:52:26,534 --> 00:52:29,712 He usually just gives my boyfriends a dental dam. 880 00:52:34,008 --> 00:52:35,359 Liam's in here somewhere. 881 00:52:38,572 --> 00:52:40,623 Don't the kids wake up? 882 00:52:40,748 --> 00:52:43,076 Would you? 883 00:53:03,971 --> 00:53:05,640 Hey, Carl, you seen Ian? 884 00:53:06,074 --> 00:53:08,476 Uh, gone when I woke up. 885 00:53:42,744 --> 00:53:44,679 How can that be good for you? 886 00:53:44,847 --> 00:53:46,756 Or... or... or... or that? 887 00:53:46,881 --> 00:53:48,641 How can that be good for you? 888 00:53:48,809 --> 00:53:50,768 - Yeah. You know what's not funny, huh? - Huh? 889 00:53:50,936 --> 00:53:52,395 You. 890 00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:54,554 Ever. 891 00:54:02,463 --> 00:54:05,465 Anybody before Kash? 892 00:54:07,535 --> 00:54:09,345 One. 893 00:54:09,470 --> 00:54:10,713 Yeah? Who? 894 00:54:10,838 --> 00:54:13,082 I'm not telling you, all right? 895 00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:17,377 Name a single time I've let you down. 896 00:54:21,449 --> 00:54:22,959 It was a kid at school. 897 00:54:23,084 --> 00:54:24,627 Yeah? 898 00:54:24,752 --> 00:54:26,896 All right, I guess it doesn't really matter 899 00:54:27,021 --> 00:54:28,598 'cause, I mean, he's long gone now anyways, 900 00:54:28,723 --> 00:54:32,560 but, uh... Roger Spikey. 901 00:54:32,728 --> 00:54:35,705 Roger Spikey? 902 00:54:35,830 --> 00:54:38,274 Fucking donkey dick Roger Spikey? 903 00:54:38,399 --> 00:54:40,310 The original beefmeister? 904 00:54:40,435 --> 00:54:43,112 Or did he start that rumor? 905 00:54:43,237 --> 00:54:45,072 Not a rumor. 906 00:54:45,573 --> 00:54:46,991 Whoa, that was a bit gay. 907 00:54:47,159 --> 00:54:48,785 What you just did there with your eyebrows. 908 00:54:48,910 --> 00:54:50,420 You want to watch that. 909 00:54:50,545 --> 00:54:52,312 All right, fuck off, all right? 910 00:54:53,457 --> 00:54:56,526 But seriously, like... 911 00:54:56,651 --> 00:54:59,829 like up the ass? 912 00:54:59,954 --> 00:55:01,731 Do you get used to that? 913 00:55:01,856 --> 00:55:02,932 Can someone get used to that? 914 00:55:03,057 --> 00:55:05,134 I mean... I mean, the whole point 915 00:55:05,259 --> 00:55:09,029 of the digestive system is one-way traffic. 916 00:55:11,475 --> 00:55:13,976 It just is. 917 00:55:18,573 --> 00:55:20,608 What? What?! 918 00:55:20,776 --> 00:55:22,318 "Just is." 919 00:55:22,443 --> 00:55:24,087 Like, like, we're only given our lungs 920 00:55:24,212 --> 00:55:26,447 to freakin' smoke, right? 921 00:55:38,502 --> 00:55:40,461 It's hot! 922 00:55:40,629 --> 00:55:42,004 Don't drop it off. Please don't drop it. 923 00:55:42,129 --> 00:55:43,639 Please don't drop it! Oh, my God, oh, my God, 924 00:55:43,764 --> 00:55:45,383 oh, my God. 925 00:55:45,551 --> 00:55:46,809 The sausage is ready. 926 00:55:46,934 --> 00:55:48,144 I haven't had eggs in a while. 927 00:55:48,269 --> 00:55:50,380 Somebody already get the pancakes? 928 00:55:50,505 --> 00:55:51,847 What's all this? 929 00:55:52,015 --> 00:55:54,475 Debbie's the only person I know wakes up earlier than I do, 930 00:55:54,643 --> 00:55:56,227 and I told her I never eat breakfast, 931 00:55:56,395 --> 00:55:57,620 but she said it's her favorite meal. 932 00:55:57,745 --> 00:55:59,105 And I thought since it's her birthday... 933 00:55:59,273 --> 00:56:00,773 - Whoa! - No, it's not! 934 00:56:00,941 --> 00:56:02,108 It's not her birthday. 935 00:56:02,276 --> 00:56:04,394 I never said it was. I said, "I wished it was." 936 00:56:04,519 --> 00:56:05,962 Ah, right, she said she wished it was. 937 00:56:06,087 --> 00:56:07,630 Sorry, Deb, I totally misheard that. 938 00:56:07,755 --> 00:56:08,906 Perforated eardrum on the right. 939 00:56:12,827 --> 00:56:15,405 15 minutes before school, tops. 940 00:56:15,530 --> 00:56:16,439 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 941 00:56:16,564 --> 00:56:18,207 Ian, Lip, dishes soon as you're done. 942 00:56:18,332 --> 00:56:19,542 - Debbie, Carl... - Yeah. 943 00:56:19,667 --> 00:56:21,502 You've got to take the trash out.