1 00:00:03,753 --> 00:00:06,965 [urine trickling] 2 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:11,011 Well, well, well, look who's back. 3 00:00:11,052 --> 00:00:12,971 Where the hell you been? 4 00:00:13,888 --> 00:00:16,224 At home, sitting on your asses, 5 00:00:16,266 --> 00:00:19,352 practicing social distancing? 6 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:22,981 Washing your hands 20 times a day 7 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:25,859 while us essential workers risked our lives 8 00:00:25,900 --> 00:00:29,154 making sure you have enough toilet paper 9 00:00:29,195 --> 00:00:31,740 and wheat flour for your sourdough? 10 00:00:31,781 --> 00:00:34,325 [indistinct announcement over P.A. system] 11 00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:36,161 What a bunch of pussies. 12 00:00:36,202 --> 00:00:38,580 And now y-you can't remember what happened 13 00:00:38,621 --> 00:00:40,498 last season on Shameless? 14 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:41,958 [scoffs] 15 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,418 Get out of here. 16 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:46,755 Go on, get. 17 00:00:47,839 --> 00:00:49,591 Get! I will piss on your leg. 18 00:00:49,632 --> 00:00:51,342 I'll piss on your leg. 19 00:00:51,384 --> 00:00:52,135 [door slams] 20 00:00:52,177 --> 00:00:53,094 What do you got, Gallagher? 21 00:00:53,136 --> 00:00:54,262 Sanitation Department is in bed 22 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:55,680 with the real estate developers. 23 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:57,432 It's all overseen by this cat named Otis. 24 00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:59,934 Otis wants you to bust into that house 25 00:00:59,976 --> 00:01:01,227 and take a shit in the living room. 26 00:01:01,269 --> 00:01:03,480 Okay, took a shit in somebody's living room. 27 00:01:03,521 --> 00:01:06,232 You're gonna make one hell of a cop someday, Gallagher. 28 00:01:06,274 --> 00:01:07,233 Thank you, sir. 29 00:01:07,275 --> 00:01:09,611 - Who the fuck is this? - Julia. 30 00:01:09,652 --> 00:01:11,196 They said she was young, but... 31 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:13,990 - Who are you? - I'm Sandy... 32 00:01:14,032 --> 00:01:15,617 her girlfriend. 33 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:18,244 [grunting] 34 00:01:18,286 --> 00:01:19,913 We have an arrest warrant for Deborah Gallagher. 35 00:01:19,954 --> 00:01:23,291 Statutory rape of a minor, Julia Nicolo. 36 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:24,542 Fuck. 37 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:26,002 We got a runner! 38 00:01:26,044 --> 00:01:27,670 Stop! Police! 39 00:01:27,712 --> 00:01:29,839 [Tommy] So this Keg Zone stuff is actually working? 40 00:01:29,881 --> 00:01:32,425 I got 20 fully paid Keggers already. 41 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:34,719 I'm not moving to Milwaukee. I told you that. 42 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:36,262 Come look inside the house with me. 43 00:01:36,304 --> 00:01:38,389 It's got two beds, big backyard. 44 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:40,141 I don't need to look inside. 45 00:01:40,183 --> 00:01:42,310 Jesus. 46 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:45,146 - Needs some work. - Two bedrooms? 47 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:46,564 Yeah. 48 00:01:46,606 --> 00:01:49,526 I now pronounce you husband and husband. 49 00:01:49,567 --> 00:01:51,444 - Now? - Yes, now. 50 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:55,448 [cheers and applause] 51 00:02:02,747 --> 00:02:05,750 rock music 52 00:02:09,504 --> 00:02:12,632 Think of all the luck you got 53 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:15,844 Know that it's not for naught 54 00:02:15,885 --> 00:02:18,972 You were beaming once before 55 00:02:19,013 --> 00:02:23,434 But it's not like that anymore 56 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:26,938 What is this downside 57 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:30,358 That you speak of? 58 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,318 What is this feeling 59 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:37,407 You're so sure of? 60 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:47,333 Round up the friends you got 61 00:02:47,375 --> 00:02:50,295 Know that they're not for naught 62 00:02:50,336 --> 00:02:53,381 You were willing once before 63 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:58,052 But it's not like that anymore 64 00:02:58,094 --> 00:03:01,264 What is this downside 65 00:03:01,306 --> 00:03:04,642 That you speak of? 66 00:03:04,684 --> 00:03:06,811 What is this feeling 67 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:11,024 You're so sure of? 68 00:03:12,108 --> 00:03:15,278 rousing orchestral music 69 00:03:19,782 --> 00:03:22,869 [narrator] Chicago, the city of broad shoulders, 70 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:23,953 the Windy City, 71 00:03:23,995 --> 00:03:26,039 a city with a multitude of voices, 72 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:28,541 languages, and a vibrant history. 73 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:30,168 From the four corners of the Earth, 74 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,629 people come to the city on the lake 75 00:03:32,670 --> 00:03:34,172 to work and help create 76 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:36,674 a truly modern metropolis. 77 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:40,595 [Frank] Yep, from all four corners 78 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:41,804 of the Earth, all right. 79 00:03:41,846 --> 00:03:43,556 Polacks and krauts and dagos 80 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:46,476 and the lowest of the low, the Irish-- 81 00:03:46,517 --> 00:03:48,895 starving spud famine refugees, 82 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:50,480 like us Gallaghers. 83 00:03:50,521 --> 00:03:51,648 upbeat rock music 84 00:03:51,689 --> 00:03:55,109 Every important moment in Chicago history, 85 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:56,736 a Gallagher was there. 86 00:03:56,778 --> 00:03:59,906 The Chicago Fire, Mrs. O'Leary's cow, 87 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:03,493 that was Great-Great-Grandma Gallagher's Holstein. 88 00:04:03,534 --> 00:04:04,535 [cow moos] 89 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:06,204 The union stockyard workers, 90 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:10,041 the poor bastards butchering 6,000 steers a day, 91 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:11,751 covered in blood and shit, 92 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:13,753 all Gallaghers. 93 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:17,340 The Black Sox score-fixing scandal, 94 00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:18,383 a Gallagher. 95 00:04:18,424 --> 00:04:21,052 No, he wasn't a player. He was a gambler. 96 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:23,763 Set the whole thing up. Made a bundle. 97 00:04:24,222 --> 00:04:28,017 Prohibition, Capone, you think it was all Italians? 98 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:29,394 Hell no. 99 00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:31,354 It was Gallaghers that provided 100 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:33,523 the homicidal muscle. 101 00:04:33,564 --> 00:04:37,819 The riots at the Democratic Convention in '68, 102 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:40,154 yep, that was me. 103 00:04:40,196 --> 00:04:41,614 Part of the Chicago Eight. 104 00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:42,615 [Alan] The Chicago Eight? 105 00:04:42,657 --> 00:04:44,200 I thought it was the Chicago Seven. 106 00:04:44,242 --> 00:04:45,243 It was eight. 107 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:47,620 I was at a White Castle getting burgers 108 00:04:47,662 --> 00:04:50,248 for Abbie and the guys when the pigs broke in. 109 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:54,168 So they only took seven and put 'em on trial. 110 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:56,629 Where we're standing, right here, 111 00:04:56,671 --> 00:04:58,339 on Ashland Avenue, 112 00:04:58,381 --> 00:05:02,302 there were 20 bars on this block 100 years ago, 113 00:05:02,343 --> 00:05:05,638 each and every one of 'em owned by a Gallagher. 114 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:10,727 Now we got three hipster coffee shops. 115 00:05:10,768 --> 00:05:14,272 It was seven before the COVID took down the weak. 116 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,733 Chinamen did us a favor with that virus. 117 00:05:16,774 --> 00:05:19,152 Who the hell needs seven coffee shops? 118 00:05:19,193 --> 00:05:20,820 Hey, do you know why they call 119 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:23,281 this part of the South Side Back of the Yards? 120 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:24,699 Sure, it was right behind the-- 121 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:25,616 No, no, 122 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:27,994 not because it was behind the stockyards, 123 00:05:28,036 --> 00:05:30,496 because it was the back of the Gallagher yards. 124 00:05:30,538 --> 00:05:34,334 Every single house owned by a Gallagher. 125 00:05:34,375 --> 00:05:36,544 - Is any of this true? - [slurping] 126 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:39,339 Is any of this true? 127 00:05:39,380 --> 00:05:42,842 The Gallaghers built Chicago single-handedly. 128 00:05:42,884 --> 00:05:44,886 Come on, I'll take you to Leavitt Street. 129 00:05:44,927 --> 00:05:46,012 I'll show you the tenement 130 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:48,806 where Paddy Gallagher wrote The Jungle. 131 00:05:53,686 --> 00:05:56,606 [baby crying] 132 00:05:56,647 --> 00:05:58,191 [Tami moans] 133 00:06:01,652 --> 00:06:04,113 - [sighs] - Oh, no, no. 134 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:05,990 Let him cry. 135 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:08,826 [sighs] He's teething. 136 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:10,161 [Tami groans] 137 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:12,121 The hell does he need teeth for anyway? 138 00:06:12,163 --> 00:06:13,498 I don't know. 139 00:06:13,539 --> 00:06:16,292 [crying continues] 140 00:06:16,334 --> 00:06:17,835 [Tami groans] 141 00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:20,880 We could drug him. 142 00:06:20,922 --> 00:06:23,091 Break up a downer or something. 143 00:06:23,132 --> 00:06:25,176 Frank used to rub whiskey on our gums. 144 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:27,678 - [laughs] - Then he'd dump us in the tub. 145 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,722 Without water, I hope. 146 00:06:30,681 --> 00:06:32,475 Not always. 147 00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:35,561 [Tami sighing] 148 00:06:35,603 --> 00:06:39,023 - I think I'm gonna die. - [laughs] 149 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:41,859 Can you die from lack of sleep? 150 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:43,986 [crying continues] 151 00:06:44,028 --> 00:06:47,031 Oh, my God. Okay. 152 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:49,409 I'll get him. You start coffee. 153 00:06:49,450 --> 00:06:50,743 Okay. 154 00:06:51,452 --> 00:06:54,747 [crying continues] 155 00:06:57,208 --> 00:06:59,460 [vocalizing] 156 00:06:59,502 --> 00:07:00,962 [tapping] 157 00:07:06,717 --> 00:07:09,762 light rock music 158 00:07:11,889 --> 00:07:13,766 Hey, where's the Mr. Coffee? 159 00:07:13,808 --> 00:07:15,309 Oh, I bought us a French press 160 00:07:15,351 --> 00:07:17,395 at an eviction yard sale. 161 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:18,646 What? 162 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:20,940 It's by the stove. Just add hot water. 163 00:07:20,982 --> 00:07:23,109 There's a new bag of coffee in the fridge. 164 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:25,862 Huh. 165 00:07:30,658 --> 00:07:32,702 Hey, um, maybe we need to try something else, 166 00:07:32,743 --> 00:07:34,245 you know, with Fred teething. 167 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:36,664 [Tami sighs] Yeah? 168 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:38,166 Like what? 169 00:07:38,207 --> 00:07:39,750 I don't know, we could do, uh, 170 00:07:39,792 --> 00:07:41,961 I don't know, one night on, one night off. 171 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:43,880 You know, one of us stays at my old house 172 00:07:43,921 --> 00:07:45,214 or your dad's, gets a good night's sleep 173 00:07:45,256 --> 00:07:46,299 while the other one stays here. 174 00:07:46,340 --> 00:07:48,926 We could, uh, trade off, you know? 175 00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:50,553 Okay. 176 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:52,096 Dibs first night. 177 00:07:53,431 --> 00:07:54,849 Who got evicted? 178 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:56,350 Aniya, that girl who was working 179 00:07:56,392 --> 00:07:58,186 at the beauty supply shop on Ashland. 180 00:07:58,227 --> 00:07:59,770 Is that the one that, uh, bellied up? 181 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:00,938 Oh, my God. 182 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:03,065 Yeah, yeah. One of many. 183 00:08:03,107 --> 00:08:06,027 Hey, I need you to run some errands for me today-- 184 00:08:06,068 --> 00:08:08,488 grocery, paint store. 185 00:08:09,530 --> 00:08:11,157 Is that a problem? 186 00:08:11,782 --> 00:08:14,160 No. Glad to. 187 00:08:15,411 --> 00:08:16,621 [Lip] Mm. 188 00:08:17,955 --> 00:08:20,791 - I'm gonna go brush my teeth. - That's a good idea. 189 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:28,257 [baby squeals] 190 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:30,009 [Lip sighs] 191 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:33,679 rock music 192 00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:41,604 Stop! 193 00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:54,659 [church bell tolls] 194 00:08:59,705 --> 00:09:02,708 [dog barking] 195 00:09:15,471 --> 00:09:16,556 [siren chirps] 196 00:09:20,851 --> 00:09:22,228 [Carl] Got you, fucker. 197 00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:26,607 [grunts] 198 00:09:28,025 --> 00:09:30,570 [Carl exhaling heavily] 199 00:09:32,780 --> 00:09:34,198 Outstanding, Gallagher. 200 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,908 Thank you, sir. 201 00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:37,326 Why didn't you shoot him? 202 00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:39,120 I knew I could catch him, sir. 203 00:09:39,161 --> 00:09:41,497 - Uncuff him. Give me the gun. - [handcuffs ratcheting] 204 00:09:41,539 --> 00:09:44,041 [chuckles] 205 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:46,502 That's how it's done, cadets. 206 00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:47,795 Never shoot a suspect in the back. 207 00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:49,422 You wait for 'em to turn around, 208 00:09:49,463 --> 00:09:51,257 and then you shoot 'em in the face. 209 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:53,467 Good to know, sir. 210 00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:57,680 [electric razor buzzing] 211 00:09:57,722 --> 00:09:59,056 Why are you shaving your head? 212 00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:00,891 'Cause I'm goin' bald. 213 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:02,143 But you're bald now, Kev. 214 00:10:02,184 --> 00:10:05,479 Exactly. Now no one will know I was going bald. 215 00:10:05,521 --> 00:10:06,814 Science. 216 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:09,233 Should I just pour the weed right in? 217 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:10,943 Yeah, I think so. 218 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:13,654 Go see if those gummies are setting up right. 219 00:10:18,909 --> 00:10:21,245 They need a few more minutes. 220 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:24,457 Hey, no sampling the product. 221 00:10:29,211 --> 00:10:32,882 Excellent, Gemma. Nice and tight. 222 00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:34,967 Amy, good, but a little less product 223 00:10:35,009 --> 00:10:36,594 in the next one, okay? 224 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,929 Kev, what are the girls doing? 225 00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:41,265 Their tiny fingers are perfect. 226 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:42,725 Look, this is why they used little kids 227 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:45,478 to dig stuff out of machinery back in the old days. 228 00:10:45,519 --> 00:10:47,855 They outlawed that, Kev. It's called child labor. 229 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:50,900 Well, we're a family business now. 230 00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:52,151 We all need to pull our own weight. 231 00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:55,071 No. Girls, go finish getting ready for school, 232 00:10:55,112 --> 00:10:56,572 and don't forget your masks. 233 00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:57,782 I was gonna have 'em wash their hands 234 00:10:57,823 --> 00:10:59,533 - when they were done. - Girls, wash your hands. 235 00:10:59,575 --> 00:11:01,661 Did you pick up the display case? 236 00:11:01,702 --> 00:11:03,329 Yeah, it's in the truck. 237 00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:04,955 Isn't this exciting? 238 00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:07,166 Legal weed in Chicago? 239 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:08,250 Can you believe it? 240 00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:10,795 Remember Diego, my roommate from the group home, 241 00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:12,254 the one with the glass eye? 242 00:11:12,296 --> 00:11:13,673 He got 20 years. 243 00:11:13,714 --> 00:11:15,508 Now we can just sell it right out in the open. 244 00:11:15,549 --> 00:11:17,760 Not out in the open. We're not licensed yet. 245 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:20,179 And we're supposed to be closed anyway. 246 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:22,723 Amy? 247 00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:24,642 Gemma. 248 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,686 Girl's got a gift. 249 00:11:26,727 --> 00:11:28,229 [door squeaks, slams] 250 00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:31,899 [footsteps approaching] 251 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:34,610 Mm, morning Mr. Milkovich. 252 00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:36,237 Morning, Mr. Gallagher. 253 00:11:36,278 --> 00:11:38,489 Five times last night. I'm feeling kinda raw. 254 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:39,573 How about you, stud? 255 00:11:39,615 --> 00:11:41,492 I could go another five right now. 256 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:42,785 - Mm - Mm-hmm. 257 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:44,704 Some big talk. You ready to back it up? 258 00:11:44,745 --> 00:11:46,455 Gotta get to work. 259 00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:48,165 Call in sick. 260 00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:49,375 We need the paycheck. 261 00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:51,168 All right. Your loss. 262 00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,586 Hey, you making breakfast for both of us? 263 00:11:52,628 --> 00:11:54,338 No. Didn't know you were gonna get up. 264 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:55,548 You didn't get up yesterday. 265 00:11:55,589 --> 00:11:57,425 Well, throw some more bread in that bitch. 266 00:11:57,466 --> 00:12:00,594 Sorry, I only make toast for husbands who have jobs. 267 00:12:00,636 --> 00:12:02,138 Good thing I have a job. 268 00:12:02,179 --> 00:12:03,431 No, you have a laundromat owner 269 00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:05,141 who's terrified you're gonna smash his face 270 00:12:05,182 --> 00:12:07,143 - into a dryer again. - Exactly. 271 00:12:07,184 --> 00:12:08,519 I'm sure he'd write you fake paystubs 272 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,354 to give to your parole officer if I asked him. 273 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,815 That's not the point. We need more money coming in. 274 00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:14,066 All right. 275 00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:15,359 Fine, I'll hit the Stop & Shop on Rush. 276 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,862 Hey, no. I don't wanna be some sad-ass prison widow 277 00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:19,655 catching a bus to Stateville every weekend. 278 00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:21,490 No? Want me to get some shitty-ass 279 00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:22,616 minimum-wage job like you, 280 00:12:22,658 --> 00:12:24,034 hauling boxes around a warehouse? 281 00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:25,119 No. 282 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:27,371 There aren't many other jobs left around here, Mick. 283 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:28,831 It's either Amazon or digging graves. 284 00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:30,249 Until you decide to do one or the other, 285 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,501 my shitty minimum-wage job is the only money 286 00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:33,502 we got coming in. 287 00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:35,921 - And the bills are piling up. - Uh-huh. 288 00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:37,965 Okay, fine. 289 00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:39,592 I'll start digging into the wedding present money 290 00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:41,927 instead of saving it to get our own place. 291 00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:45,055 Do what you gotta do, lover. 292 00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:47,057 Me, I'm gonna go take an ice bath. 293 00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:49,351 My asshole's on fire. 294 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:53,814 Just not right. 295 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:56,692 I mean, Julia's only ten months younger than me. 296 00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:58,152 Why do I have to plead guilty 297 00:12:58,194 --> 00:12:59,820 and wear this fuckin' ankle bracelet 298 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,947 and do all that community service 299 00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:04,533 when Carl did the exact same thing with Julia 300 00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:05,993 but they didn't arrest him? 301 00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:07,870 Well, not exactly the same thing. 302 00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:12,541 He wasn't banging Julia and her mom at the same time. 303 00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:14,710 No, that judge just hates lesbians. 304 00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:17,463 I mean, did you see the way that he looked at me, 305 00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:18,923 at Julia? 306 00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:20,257 It was disgust. 307 00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:21,467 [Sandy] Mm, I don't know. 308 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:22,635 He seemed pretty into it to me, 309 00:13:22,676 --> 00:13:25,054 especially when, uh, Julia was describing 310 00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:27,306 how you used to go down on her for hours. 311 00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:28,724 [Debbie scoffs] 312 00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:30,267 It's looking good, sweetie. 313 00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:32,144 Okay, it's time to get ready for school. 314 00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:35,189 No more Zoom. Real school. Let's put your shoes on. 315 00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:37,107 How long do you think it'll be before the school 316 00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:38,776 shuts down again this time? 317 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,528 I bet a week. 318 00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:41,612 UPS just dropped this off. 319 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,405 [gasps] It came! 320 00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:45,407 - What is it? - Gotta put 'em on. 321 00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:47,326 Put what on? 322 00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:48,786 Let's go. 323 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,497 energetic music 324 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:54,083 Hmm. What do you think? 325 00:13:54,124 --> 00:13:55,876 Everything? 326 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:59,129 Welding, plumbing, carpentry, household repairs. 327 00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:01,215 [chuckles] I mean, it could have multiple meanings. 328 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,259 What? 329 00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:04,218 [both laugh] 330 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,804 Liam, no. 331 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,556 Hello, Debbie Does Everything? 332 00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:10,975 Um, I've got a rusty pipe. 333 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:12,518 You think you could shine it up for me? 334 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,311 [scoffs] Look at my truck. 335 00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:16,480 That doesn't tell you that I'm a handyman? 336 00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:19,859 Debbie Does Everything? My sewer line is clogged. 337 00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:23,320 Can you please come over and plunge it for me? 338 00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:29,076 upbeat music 339 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:30,619 Huh. 340 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:36,000 You see that house with the "For Sale" sign? 341 00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:39,420 The Sons of Columbus burned a cross in the yard 342 00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:42,006 the first night the Jacksons moved in. 343 00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:43,799 But the Jacksons were tough. 344 00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:47,094 Used to be sharecroppers in Alabama. 345 00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:50,055 A racist bonfire didn't scare them. 346 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:57,688 Mr. Jackson died of the 'VID last spring. 347 00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:01,942 He was a janitor over at Mercy. 348 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,155 [slurping] 349 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:09,366 Getting a little dry here, laddie. 350 00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:14,455 My memory elixir! 351 00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,791 Hey... 352 00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:21,003 thanks for caring for what I have to say, by the way. 353 00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:24,757 Well, you're the only person who responded to my flyer. 354 00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:27,801 [Frank laughs] 355 00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:33,182 "Units start as low as $170,000." 356 00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:37,811 Time was, you could've bought a whole block down here 357 00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:39,563 for that much money. 358 00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:43,442 Everything's changing. 359 00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:47,529 The Prius crowd is moving in, 360 00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:50,324 taking advantage of the folks who lost their jobs 361 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:51,700 in the Corona hoax. 362 00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:53,827 - Oh, hey, girl! - Hey! 363 00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:57,831 Let's go over by the park. 364 00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,167 I'll show you 365 00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:03,921 where the best crack house in Chicago used to be, 366 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,131 see if any of the old gang's still around. 367 00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:09,218 bright music 368 00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:11,762 Okay, Franny. 369 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,806 Remember, no hugging anybody. 370 00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:22,606 [Debbie] They say anything about going back 371 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:23,816 to alternating days, yet? 372 00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:24,984 [man] Jesus, I hope not. 373 00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:27,778 Boss won't let me bring Tommy to work anymore. 374 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,864 - [Debbie] Who's the new guy? - Uh, Barry. 375 00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:32,074 [Debbie] What'd he do? 376 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:34,493 [man, exhales] Rapist, I think. 377 00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:35,619 Yeah, he just got out. 378 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:36,704 His son's kinda cute, though. 379 00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:38,163 He's the spiky-haired one 380 00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:39,665 right there in the Slayer shirt, you see him? 381 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,583 [Barry] Hey, Slash! Anyone gives you shit, 382 00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:43,460 I just want you to punch 'em in the throat 383 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:44,837 like I showed you. 384 00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:47,172 [Debbie] Barry, you're over the line, man. 385 00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:50,384 The fuck'd you say? 386 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,636 That line-- it's exactly 500 feet 387 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,054 from the school's entrance. 388 00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,889 If you cross it, the cops could bust you. 389 00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:58,267 Oh. Okay. Thanks. 390 00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:00,060 - Appreciate it. - Yeah. 391 00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:02,521 Debbie, misdemeanor-- statutory rape. 392 00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:04,690 But she was only ten months younger than me. 393 00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:07,776 Barry, statutory two, with felony. 394 00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:10,362 But hey, she looked 20. 395 00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,031 upbeat rock music 396 00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:13,157 I love you, Franny. 397 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:15,492 Remember, no hugging the other kids. 398 00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:36,764 IOUs? 399 00:17:36,805 --> 00:17:38,098 [water bubbling] 400 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,267 What the fuck is this? 401 00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:42,686 I go to get our money for the utilities 402 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:46,356 out of our wedding cash, and all I find is IOUs. 403 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:47,941 You spent all our money from the wedding? 404 00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:49,818 Relax, you know I'm good for it. 405 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:52,488 That's not the point. It's not your money. 406 00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:54,448 It's our money. 407 00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:57,409 Okay, so I spent some of our money. 408 00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:58,786 On what? 409 00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:01,080 I don't know. Stuff. 410 00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:04,458 It's-it's not your money to spend. 411 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,585 We decided we were saving it to get our own place. 412 00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,420 No, no. You decided we were saving it 413 00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:09,421 to get our own place. 414 00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:10,714 I said we should use the wedding money 415 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:11,965 for us to have some fuckin' fun. 416 00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:13,217 Yeah, one of us has certainly 417 00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:14,384 been having some fuckin' fun. 418 00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:16,929 Oh, quit being a bitch. I'll pay it back. 419 00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:22,476 Oh. 420 00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:25,604 We're supposed to be making these decisions together. 421 00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:30,400 Okay, so can I use some of our money to buy a beer? 422 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:31,860 One beer. 423 00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:32,945 Sure. One beer. 424 00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:34,738 - Yes. - Great. 425 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:35,823 So what about lube? 426 00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:38,033 Can I use our money to buy lube? 427 00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:40,285 You're the one who likes that expensive strawberry shit. 428 00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:41,870 I'm good with spit. 429 00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:44,706 What about your meds? Ain't cheap. 430 00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:46,667 That comin' out of your money or our money 431 00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:49,002 - or is that coming out of-- - There isn't any your money 432 00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:51,296 or my money, there's only our money. 433 00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:53,423 That's what happens when you get married. 434 00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:54,591 Sure. 435 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:57,636 upbeat rock music 436 00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,557 I gotta get to work. 437 00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:12,651 - [distant sirens] - [dogs barking] 438 00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:15,320 [sighs] 439 00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:17,990 [door clicks opens] 440 00:19:18,031 --> 00:19:20,409 [sighs] Okay, I'm off. 441 00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:22,578 You have a good day with Daddy, all right? 442 00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:24,329 I thought you were gonna fix the wheel 443 00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:25,664 on that jogger yesterday. 444 00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:27,708 Yeah, no. I got caught up with this. 445 00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:29,585 Okay, well, do it, and take Fred for a run. 446 00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:32,337 Fresh air's supposed to help babies sleep at night. 447 00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:34,590 And then I need you to go by the paint store 448 00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:36,175 and pick up four gallons of this: 449 00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:38,719 - Seafoam Morning Mist. - Mm-hmm. 450 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,262 And then can you swing by Voodoo Java 451 00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:42,347 and get me a skinny grande latte with extra foam 452 00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:43,473 and drop it by the salon? 453 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:46,476 I've got ten clients today, and I am not gonna make it 454 00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:48,687 without my midday caffeine. 455 00:19:51,648 --> 00:19:53,984 So how much did we pay for this? 456 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,736 It's a '47 Chief. 457 00:19:55,777 --> 00:19:57,404 Mm-hmm. 458 00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:00,782 3 grand. 459 00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:02,367 Just 'cause things are tight, 460 00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:04,161 you know, the salon was closed for a long time, 461 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:07,748 your hours being cut back at the shop, so-- 462 00:20:07,789 --> 00:20:09,541 Voodoo Java? 463 00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:13,003 I know, but it's so good. 464 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,130 Well, you know, this'll be worth, I mean, 465 00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:18,091 around 12 when I'm done, maybe even more. 466 00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:19,968 Mm. 467 00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:21,094 - All right. - Yeah. 468 00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:22,512 - [Tami] Bye. - both: Muah. 469 00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:23,931 Don't forget to wear your mask. 470 00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:25,933 I don't wanna get that shit again. 471 00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:27,100 Ha. 472 00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,730 I made a big mistake, son. 473 00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:32,898 See, I rented this house 474 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,066 without asking your mommy first, 475 00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:36,777 and now I'm basically her bitch. 476 00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:38,445 [Fred babbles] 477 00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:40,364 [low background chatter] 478 00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:44,493 Gallagher, you ready for this afternoon, cadet? 479 00:20:44,534 --> 00:20:47,246 - Sir. - Department's counting on you. 480 00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:48,413 I won't let you down. 481 00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:50,040 Don't let that oath mess ya up. 482 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,708 - Sir? - Yeah, you know, 483 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:54,086 the truth, the whole truth, nothin' but the truth-- 484 00:20:54,127 --> 00:20:55,671 [chuckles] It's all bullshit. 485 00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:57,673 You just tell the judge what they need to hear to convict. 486 00:20:57,714 --> 00:20:59,174 The bastard's guilty as hell. 487 00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,634 Roger that. 488 00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:03,887 I'm, uh, I'm aware your academy application 489 00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:06,598 included several irregularities. 490 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,225 Irregularities, sir? 491 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:11,520 Your age, your IQ score. 492 00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:14,106 But with the loss of so many officers to the 'rona, 493 00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:16,233 the bosses are willing to put you on the street, 494 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,818 as long as you do the right thing today. 495 00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:19,569 - I will, sir. - It's not a tough call 496 00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:20,779 to give you a badge. 497 00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:23,198 You're number one in your class in firearms, 498 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,866 choke holds, baton beatings. 499 00:21:24,908 --> 00:21:26,785 Well, what about my classroom work, sir? 500 00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:28,954 You know, state laws, criminal statutes? 501 00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:30,038 I'm kind of a slow reader. 502 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,164 - Dead last. - [sighs] 503 00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:32,749 But, hey, you don't have to be an Einstein 504 00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:34,418 to wear the blue. 505 00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:36,044 Bustin' heads is a man's job, 506 00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:38,088 and you are a natural born ass kicker. 507 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,632 So you go in that courtroom this afternoon and kick ass. 508 00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:42,467 - Huh? - Yes, sir. 509 00:21:42,509 --> 00:21:44,011 rock music 510 00:21:44,052 --> 00:21:47,472 I like making bad decisions 511 00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:50,017 That's right, Jamie. Keep those ropes movin'. 512 00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:52,728 Your rhomboids are loving it. 513 00:21:52,769 --> 00:21:54,396 Back straight. 514 00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:55,689 Engage those abs. 515 00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:57,065 That's it, Celeste. 516 00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:58,608 [growls] That's two more laps. 517 00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:00,110 You got this. 518 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,112 All right, listen up, kombucha drinkers. 519 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:04,448 The Alibi has special prices 520 00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:06,616 for all your cannabis needs. 521 00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:07,617 Sore muscles? 522 00:22:07,659 --> 00:22:09,328 Anxiety 'cause you're not getting enough likes 523 00:22:09,369 --> 00:22:11,997 for your most recent adorable puppy post? 524 00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:14,041 The Alibi's got two-for-one deals 525 00:22:14,082 --> 00:22:15,959 on all spliffs for anyone wearing 526 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,210 a Kev Fit t-shirt, 527 00:22:17,252 --> 00:22:18,920 which are for sale right over there on that tire. 528 00:22:18,962 --> 00:22:21,131 What the hell are you doing, Dash? 529 00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,591 Get your overeducated ass up 530 00:22:22,632 --> 00:22:25,177 and give me another 50 mailbox presses. 531 00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:28,472 Jesus, man. Are you all right? 532 00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:30,015 It's my crypto. 533 00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:31,308 Your what? 534 00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,768 My Bitcoin. 535 00:22:32,809 --> 00:22:34,394 It's down 30, and I was using it 536 00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:36,396 to leverage my Tether and my Ethereum. 537 00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:39,316 I have no idea what you just said. 538 00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:42,611 [sighs] Oil futures gutted my portfolio last spring. 539 00:22:42,652 --> 00:22:45,238 So if there's another two-point drop on my cryptos, 540 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,449 I'll have to cover a margin call. 541 00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:48,575 So that's bad. 542 00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:50,660 It's fucking Death Star Order of the Sith 543 00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:53,455 Korriban invasion exploding planet bad, man! 544 00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:56,208 I'll-I'll have to call my-my dad. 545 00:22:56,249 --> 00:22:59,294 - I got you. Come on. - Okay. 546 00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:02,381 acid rock continues 547 00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:09,429 [knocks in "shave and a haircut" rhythm] 548 00:23:19,272 --> 00:23:20,607 [door hinges squeak, door closes] 549 00:23:21,274 --> 00:23:26,071 Blue Dream. Yellow Sunflower. 550 00:23:26,113 --> 00:23:28,949 Purple Haze. Our five-year-old daughter Gemma 551 00:23:28,990 --> 00:23:30,492 rolled those herself. 552 00:23:30,534 --> 00:23:32,828 - [sighs] - Pink Peppermint. 553 00:23:32,869 --> 00:23:34,204 Mama's Mocha. 554 00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:36,748 Gorilla--although, I don't recommend Gorilla 555 00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:37,999 for a beginner like you. 556 00:23:38,041 --> 00:23:38,959 Oh, I'm not a beginner. 557 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,168 I smoked a lot of weed in college. 558 00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:42,129 College weed, not the same thing. 559 00:23:42,170 --> 00:23:43,797 Where'd you go to college? 560 00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:46,508 - Kenyon. - Where the fuck is Kenyon? 561 00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:49,010 - Ohio. - [scoffs] 562 00:23:49,052 --> 00:23:51,513 [laughs] Yeah, you're a rookie. 563 00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:53,598 Stick with the gummies and the baked goods. 564 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:57,102 V baked these brownies herself this morning. 565 00:23:57,144 --> 00:23:58,311 Ooh, I love brownies. 566 00:23:58,353 --> 00:23:59,563 You've had these kind of brownies? 567 00:23:59,604 --> 00:24:00,981 No, but they look delicious. 568 00:24:01,022 --> 00:24:02,607 They have a kick. You gotta make sure 569 00:24:02,649 --> 00:24:05,152 you have someplace safe to sit after you eat one. 570 00:24:05,193 --> 00:24:06,236 One brownie? 571 00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:08,905 Jesus, potheads are a bunch of pussies. 572 00:24:08,947 --> 00:24:10,615 I knocked back 15 tequila shots 573 00:24:10,657 --> 00:24:13,827 at my nephew's weird socially distant wedding last week, 574 00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:15,912 and was fine driving home. 575 00:24:15,954 --> 00:24:16,830 Fifteen? 576 00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:18,206 You check the grill of your car the next morning 577 00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:20,625 to make sure there wasn't blood and hanks of hair? 578 00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:22,711 What's a socially distanced wedding like? 579 00:24:22,752 --> 00:24:23,837 Stupid. 580 00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:25,255 It was one person per pew, 581 00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:27,090 and the bride and groom kissed each other 582 00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:28,091 with their masks on. 583 00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:29,259 Like they're not just gonna go back 584 00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:31,219 to the Honeymoon Hotel and bang boots. 585 00:24:31,261 --> 00:24:35,265 Okay, weed is for old hippies and cancer patients. 586 00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:36,600 Real men drink. 587 00:24:36,641 --> 00:24:40,437 Taylor Swift over there needs a shot of JB, not gummies. 588 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:43,940 I-I tried weed when Grammy had some for her glaucoma. 589 00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:45,150 Made me sleepy. 590 00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:47,652 Aw, this isn't your grammy's weed, Kermit. 591 00:24:47,694 --> 00:24:49,154 Glaucoma weed is a Prius. 592 00:24:49,196 --> 00:24:51,406 This is a Ferrari at Daytona weed. 593 00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:52,741 [banging on door] 594 00:24:52,782 --> 00:24:54,284 We're closed. 595 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:55,577 [banging continues] 596 00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:58,205 City of Chicago says all bars are closed 597 00:24:58,246 --> 00:25:00,832 until further notice. 598 00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:03,502 [banging rapidly] 599 00:25:03,543 --> 00:25:04,836 Go, go, go, go, go! Hide in the back. 600 00:25:04,878 --> 00:25:07,923 - This is what we practiced. - We are absolutely complying 601 00:25:07,964 --> 00:25:10,217 with the mayor's very smart decision 602 00:25:10,258 --> 00:25:13,637 to close all bars and taverns. [banging continues] 603 00:25:13,678 --> 00:25:18,433 frantic rock music 604 00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:19,226 [door opens] 605 00:25:19,267 --> 00:25:21,228 Distractions all around 606 00:25:21,269 --> 00:25:22,812 - [Frank] What's up? - Oh, my-- 607 00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:24,814 - The fuck, Kev? - Come on. 608 00:25:24,856 --> 00:25:26,566 Hail 'rona survivors. 609 00:25:26,608 --> 00:25:28,276 What-where is everyone? 610 00:25:28,318 --> 00:25:29,778 Fuck, Frank? 611 00:25:29,819 --> 00:25:31,279 You were supposed to use the secret knock 612 00:25:31,321 --> 00:25:32,489 on the door in the gym. 613 00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:33,448 What? No, no. 614 00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:35,867 I heard somewhere bars are open again. 615 00:25:35,909 --> 00:25:36,868 Three weeks ago, maybe. 616 00:25:36,910 --> 00:25:39,704 Mayor shut us all down again on Tuesday. 617 00:25:39,746 --> 00:25:42,290 Well, who the hell can keep track? 618 00:25:42,332 --> 00:25:44,709 And excuse me, but fuck the mayor. 619 00:25:44,751 --> 00:25:47,546 He has no authority to tread upon my rights 620 00:25:47,587 --> 00:25:48,922 as a free American male 621 00:25:48,964 --> 00:25:51,925 to drink my favorite brew in the tavern of my choice. 622 00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:55,762 The mayor is a she, and she has every right to do it, and has. 623 00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:58,098 Come on out, everyone. It's just Frank. 624 00:25:58,139 --> 00:26:01,434 [laughs] There they are. Do you want to-- 625 00:26:01,476 --> 00:26:02,561 [Veronica] False alarm, everybody. 626 00:26:02,602 --> 00:26:03,853 Uh, this is-this is Brad. 627 00:26:03,895 --> 00:26:06,273 He's making a major film about me. 628 00:26:06,314 --> 00:26:07,482 Actually, my name is Alan. 629 00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:11,111 I'm a graduate student at Lake Forest. 630 00:26:11,152 --> 00:26:13,905 Holy shit. 631 00:26:15,115 --> 00:26:17,117 What the hell is that? 632 00:26:17,158 --> 00:26:20,704 Have I finally arrived at Mecca after a long pilgrimage? 633 00:26:20,745 --> 00:26:22,581 Hands off, Frank. We're not offering credit 634 00:26:22,622 --> 00:26:23,748 on cannabis products. 635 00:26:23,790 --> 00:26:24,916 Payment up front only. 636 00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:28,086 Lake Forest? The hell are you doing all the way down here? 637 00:26:28,128 --> 00:26:29,629 My doctoral dissertation 638 00:26:29,671 --> 00:26:31,381 is on neighborhoods in transition 639 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:32,841 due to the economic displacement 640 00:26:32,882 --> 00:26:33,967 caused by the pandemic. 641 00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:35,552 [Veronica] Well, you've come to the right place. 642 00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:37,887 Lots of economic displacement and transition 643 00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:39,347 going on around here. 644 00:26:39,389 --> 00:26:41,766 [Frank] Gentrification, my friends. 645 00:26:41,808 --> 00:26:44,060 The ten percenters gobbling up what's left 646 00:26:44,102 --> 00:26:47,731 of the working man's dreams when he's down and out. 647 00:26:47,772 --> 00:26:51,735 Felled by a tiny, lifeless microbe. 648 00:26:51,776 --> 00:26:54,362 We're the last of the Mohicans. 649 00:26:54,404 --> 00:26:57,157 Chicago aboriginals struggling to preserve 650 00:26:57,198 --> 00:26:58,325 a vanishing culture. 651 00:26:58,366 --> 00:27:00,076 [Alan] Actually, there were aboriginal cultures 652 00:27:00,118 --> 00:27:01,786 here before us. 653 00:27:01,828 --> 00:27:03,580 The Miami and the Kickapoo tribes. 654 00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:04,748 Also Gallaghers. 655 00:27:04,789 --> 00:27:07,292 Kev, could we? 656 00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:11,004 Oh, shit, I--pay the man. 657 00:27:11,046 --> 00:27:13,632 - Do you take Venmo? - Hell no. 658 00:27:13,673 --> 00:27:16,509 [exhales] Holy shit. 659 00:27:16,551 --> 00:27:17,802 [thud] 660 00:27:18,887 --> 00:27:20,972 - Gorilla? - Yep. 661 00:27:21,014 --> 00:27:23,099 Ohio. [laughter] 662 00:27:24,017 --> 00:27:25,518 [banging] 663 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,395 Hey, Mrs. Lionetti, I'm almost done. 664 00:27:27,437 --> 00:27:29,314 Leave. Now. 665 00:27:29,356 --> 00:27:30,982 Huh? I'm almost finished. 666 00:27:31,024 --> 00:27:33,193 - Seven? - Seven what? 667 00:27:33,234 --> 00:27:35,278 She was seven years old? 668 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:36,112 Who was seven years old? 669 00:27:36,154 --> 00:27:37,489 If my Tony were still alive, 670 00:27:37,530 --> 00:27:39,741 he'd take you down to the lake, shoot you, 671 00:27:39,783 --> 00:27:40,950 and push you in for the fish. 672 00:27:40,992 --> 00:27:42,160 What are you talking about? 673 00:27:42,202 --> 00:27:45,330 I got a notification. I checked the website. 674 00:27:45,372 --> 00:27:48,249 - What website? - The sex offender website. 675 00:27:48,291 --> 00:27:50,543 And your picture is on it. 676 00:27:50,585 --> 00:27:52,545 This is you, right? 677 00:27:52,587 --> 00:27:55,632 upbeat music 678 00:28:08,436 --> 00:28:12,190 I was off and runnin' 679 00:28:12,232 --> 00:28:15,944 I never saw it comin' 680 00:28:15,985 --> 00:28:18,488 But sometimes all the moves that you make 681 00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:22,033 Start to shake all the meaning from before 682 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:27,706 I was up and comin' 683 00:28:27,747 --> 00:28:31,501 I never stop for nothin' 684 00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:34,546 But then she ripped my heart from my chest 685 00:28:34,587 --> 00:28:36,548 Hey, Hassan, coffee still fresh? 686 00:28:36,589 --> 00:28:37,882 Four hours old. 687 00:28:37,924 --> 00:28:39,092 That's good enough. 688 00:28:39,134 --> 00:28:41,678 Oh, oh, oh 689 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,471 Gimme one sec. 690 00:28:47,183 --> 00:28:49,227 Oh, oh, oh 691 00:28:49,269 --> 00:28:51,896 Hella sweet 692 00:28:51,938 --> 00:28:54,733 - That still a buck? - Yep. 693 00:28:56,526 --> 00:28:57,819 Here you go. 694 00:28:57,861 --> 00:28:59,404 Thank you. 695 00:29:06,911 --> 00:29:10,123 $5.49? Jesus. 696 00:29:10,165 --> 00:29:12,667 Hella sweet 697 00:29:15,670 --> 00:29:17,756 Oh, oh, oh 698 00:29:17,797 --> 00:29:20,175 Hella sweet 699 00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:27,640 He spent all our wedding money on God knows what. 700 00:29:27,682 --> 00:29:29,642 Isn't marriage supposed to be about communication? 701 00:29:29,684 --> 00:29:31,978 Compromise? Agreed upon mutual fuckin' goals? 702 00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:34,022 How's that supposed to happen when one person in the marriage 703 00:29:34,063 --> 00:29:35,774 just goes off and does whatever the hell he wants 704 00:29:35,815 --> 00:29:38,109 without telling the other person what he's doing? 705 00:29:38,151 --> 00:29:40,403 Sounds just like me and my first husband, Juan. 706 00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:41,321 No communication. 707 00:29:41,362 --> 00:29:42,781 [Ian] He sits around the house all day 708 00:29:42,822 --> 00:29:45,408 like we're not in the worst economy since the Depression. 709 00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:47,035 Says we're still on our honeymoon. 710 00:29:47,076 --> 00:29:48,203 How long you been married? 711 00:29:48,244 --> 00:29:50,079 Six months. 712 00:29:50,121 --> 00:29:51,664 What's he expect us to live on? 713 00:29:51,706 --> 00:29:53,249 The bills are piling up. 714 00:29:53,291 --> 00:29:54,667 [coworker] Marriage is hard. 715 00:29:54,709 --> 00:29:57,045 You should've worked that shit out before you tied the knot. 716 00:29:57,086 --> 00:30:00,340 Once you're married, it's already too late. 717 00:30:02,717 --> 00:30:05,762 upbeat music 718 00:30:19,734 --> 00:30:21,236 Let me show you somethin' 719 00:30:21,277 --> 00:30:22,320 It's on the scene 720 00:30:22,362 --> 00:30:24,739 A new wave, 360 degrees 721 00:30:24,781 --> 00:30:26,241 Above the power 722 00:30:26,282 --> 00:30:27,492 The power of me 723 00:30:27,534 --> 00:30:30,286 Me as in he, and she, and we 724 00:30:30,328 --> 00:30:31,496 Yeah, you got the news 725 00:30:31,538 --> 00:30:33,790 There's something in the air 726 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:35,083 There's something in the air 727 00:30:37,794 --> 00:30:40,213 [door opens] 728 00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:42,090 Thanks, Teri. 729 00:30:47,011 --> 00:30:49,389 - Hey. - Hi. 730 00:30:49,430 --> 00:30:51,641 Look at you. You fixed the jogger. 731 00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:53,518 Yeah. 732 00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:56,896 Hello, baby of mine. Hi. 733 00:30:57,772 --> 00:31:00,692 Wow. You're sweating. 734 00:31:00,733 --> 00:31:03,111 - I did five miles. - [chuckles] 735 00:31:03,152 --> 00:31:06,698 [gasps] Thank God. You're my savior. 736 00:31:07,073 --> 00:31:09,868 And, uh, two packets raw sugar, right? 737 00:31:09,909 --> 00:31:12,579 - Yes. Thanks. - Here you go. 738 00:31:13,955 --> 00:31:15,373 Did you go by the paint store yet? 739 00:31:15,415 --> 00:31:17,208 I'm heading there next. 740 00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:21,212 Oh. Where's my foam? 741 00:31:21,254 --> 00:31:24,090 Oh, uh, you know, it must've gotten 742 00:31:24,132 --> 00:31:26,718 all mixed in, you know, when I was running. 743 00:31:26,759 --> 00:31:28,553 Oh. 744 00:31:33,975 --> 00:31:35,560 Oh, God. 745 00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:38,396 Delicious. 746 00:31:38,438 --> 00:31:40,648 Thank you. 747 00:31:40,690 --> 00:31:41,566 both: Muah. 748 00:31:41,608 --> 00:31:43,234 Oh. [inhales sharply] 749 00:31:48,114 --> 00:31:49,407 [laughs] 750 00:31:50,283 --> 00:31:54,203 Seven! It says Julia was seven years old, not 17. 751 00:31:54,245 --> 00:31:55,455 [laughs] 752 00:31:55,496 --> 00:31:56,623 It's not fuckin' funny. 753 00:31:56,664 --> 00:31:59,250 Everybody's gonna think I'm a child molester. 754 00:31:59,292 --> 00:32:01,210 Well, you sort of are. 755 00:32:01,252 --> 00:32:04,339 It's got my address, my social security number, my email. 756 00:32:04,380 --> 00:32:05,506 God damn it. 757 00:32:05,548 --> 00:32:06,799 I'm lucky if the neighborhood moms 758 00:32:06,841 --> 00:32:08,927 don't show up out front tonight with torches 759 00:32:08,968 --> 00:32:11,387 to hang me from the playground swing set. 760 00:32:11,429 --> 00:32:13,973 Okay, it's probably not that big of a deal. 761 00:32:14,015 --> 00:32:15,516 Look at all these other guys. 762 00:32:15,558 --> 00:32:17,894 - What? - All these little dots 763 00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:19,938 on the map are sex offenders in the area. 764 00:32:19,979 --> 00:32:21,522 [Debbie] Jesus. 765 00:32:21,564 --> 00:32:22,732 There must be 100 of them. 766 00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:24,943 What the fuck is wrong with people? 767 00:32:25,610 --> 00:32:27,946 Hey, that's Mr. Mosier down the block. 768 00:32:27,987 --> 00:32:30,239 I knew it. He was always way too into Halloween. 769 00:32:30,281 --> 00:32:32,325 [Sandy] Nice picture, though. 770 00:32:32,367 --> 00:32:33,701 [scoffs] 771 00:32:33,743 --> 00:32:35,703 You're sexy. 772 00:32:35,745 --> 00:32:38,581 I mean, look at that cleavage. 773 00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:42,627 - Yeah, I do look pretty hot. - Mm-hmm. 774 00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:44,170 Oh, shit. 775 00:32:44,212 --> 00:32:46,297 Who the hell is gonna hire me now? 776 00:32:49,384 --> 00:32:51,844 I told Lieutenant Rucker I was undercover, 777 00:32:51,886 --> 00:32:53,721 but he said I wasn't undercover. 778 00:32:53,763 --> 00:32:58,059 But I was. Which is why I'm here today. 779 00:32:58,101 --> 00:33:01,479 What were you asked to do in that house, Mr. Gallagher? 780 00:33:01,521 --> 00:33:03,898 [clears throat] Empty my bowels, ma'am. 781 00:33:03,940 --> 00:33:05,733 So, defecate? 782 00:33:05,775 --> 00:33:07,902 [sighs] I did not defecate. 783 00:33:07,944 --> 00:33:10,071 I took a shit. 784 00:33:10,113 --> 00:33:12,240 [clears throat] Can you point to the man 785 00:33:12,281 --> 00:33:14,158 who told you to take that shit? 786 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:16,327 That's him, ma'am. 787 00:33:16,369 --> 00:33:17,578 Please let the record show 788 00:33:17,620 --> 00:33:21,499 Mr. Gallagher identified the defendant, Otis Grange. 789 00:33:25,336 --> 00:33:27,338 Mr. Winston. 790 00:33:29,882 --> 00:33:31,926 So, Mr. Gallagher, 791 00:33:31,968 --> 00:33:33,678 you're a police cadet, are you not? 792 00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,054 Yes, sir. 793 00:33:35,096 --> 00:33:37,181 And you're 19 years old? 794 00:33:37,223 --> 00:33:38,266 Almost 20, sir. 795 00:33:38,307 --> 00:33:40,601 And how exactly did you get a spot 796 00:33:40,643 --> 00:33:45,273 at the Chicago Police Academy at such a tender age? 797 00:33:45,314 --> 00:33:48,401 Tender? [scoffs] I'm not tender, sir. 798 00:33:48,443 --> 00:33:49,527 I work out. 799 00:33:49,569 --> 00:33:51,821 - I can bench 240. - [Winston] Good for you. 800 00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:54,615 Did anyone promise you a spot at the police academy 801 00:33:54,657 --> 00:33:57,076 in exchange for your testimony against my client today? 802 00:33:57,118 --> 00:33:59,704 Sir, if you were to work garbage duty 803 00:33:59,746 --> 00:34:01,456 in Chicago for six months, 804 00:34:01,497 --> 00:34:03,249 you'd deserve a spot, too. 805 00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:04,459 Is that a no? 806 00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:07,462 Garbage in Chicago is dirty, sir. 807 00:34:07,503 --> 00:34:08,921 Very dirty. 808 00:34:08,963 --> 00:34:10,840 So no quid pro quo. 809 00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:11,924 Squid pro what? 810 00:34:11,966 --> 00:34:14,635 Were you told that you could enter the police academy 811 00:34:14,677 --> 00:34:17,972 two years early in exchange for your testimony? 812 00:34:18,014 --> 00:34:20,641 And let me remind you that you have taken an oath 813 00:34:20,683 --> 00:34:22,560 in this court to tell the truth, 814 00:34:22,602 --> 00:34:25,188 and only the truth, so help you God. 815 00:34:25,229 --> 00:34:26,522 No, sir. 816 00:34:26,564 --> 00:34:28,191 I got into the academy because they know 817 00:34:28,232 --> 00:34:30,777 I'm gonna be a great police officer. 818 00:34:30,818 --> 00:34:33,946 You understand, Mr. Gallagher, 819 00:34:33,988 --> 00:34:36,574 that lying under oath is perjury, 820 00:34:36,616 --> 00:34:39,243 punishable by up to five years in state prison. 821 00:34:39,285 --> 00:34:41,120 Are you calling me a liar, sir? 822 00:34:41,162 --> 00:34:43,873 Why? Because I grew up poor on the South Side? 823 00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:46,876 Because my father is a drunk and my mother was a junkie? 824 00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:48,336 Because I'm not as smart as you 825 00:34:48,377 --> 00:34:51,214 and you can humiliate me using big words I don't know. 826 00:34:51,255 --> 00:34:53,716 I got into the academy because they know 827 00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:55,093 when we roll up on a gun fight, 828 00:34:55,134 --> 00:34:57,053 I'll be the one running towards the shooting, 829 00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:57,970 not away from it. 830 00:34:58,012 --> 00:35:00,431 They know when a 911 call comes in 831 00:35:00,473 --> 00:35:03,267 and it's some bastard scumbag pistol-whipping 832 00:35:03,309 --> 00:35:05,561 a little girl, trying to steal her pink bicycle, 833 00:35:05,603 --> 00:35:09,107 that I'll be there, ready to take a bullet in the face. 834 00:35:09,148 --> 00:35:12,026 upbeat music 835 00:35:16,447 --> 00:35:18,282 O...kay. 836 00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:22,078 There you go. Hey, man. 837 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,871 - [Lip] Yo, Flavio. - Hey. 838 00:35:23,913 --> 00:35:25,081 I didn't know you worked here. 839 00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:26,582 I thought you were still at Rowdy's Chicken. 840 00:35:26,624 --> 00:35:28,251 Yeah, yeah, Rowdy's closed for good, man. 841 00:35:28,292 --> 00:35:30,336 I survived the first shutdown, but not the second one. 842 00:35:30,378 --> 00:35:33,005 So my uncle got me a job here. 843 00:35:33,047 --> 00:35:34,006 He's afraid of my mom. 844 00:35:34,048 --> 00:35:35,550 We all are. She drinking again? 845 00:35:35,591 --> 00:35:37,260 Yeah. Waving that gun around. 846 00:35:37,301 --> 00:35:38,845 - [Lip] Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 847 00:35:38,886 --> 00:35:39,804 That your kid? 848 00:35:39,846 --> 00:35:43,182 Uh, yeah, that's Fred. Oh, he's sleeping. 849 00:35:43,224 --> 00:35:45,184 Hey, look, you got, uh, 850 00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:48,312 this Seafoam Morning Mist? 851 00:35:48,354 --> 00:35:50,439 Uh, sure, yeah. The Monticello Collection. 852 00:35:50,481 --> 00:35:52,567 Supposed to be the colors Thomas Jefferson created 853 00:35:52,608 --> 00:35:53,651 for Monticello. 854 00:35:53,693 --> 00:35:54,861 No kidding. Jefferson, huh? 855 00:35:54,902 --> 00:35:56,362 Yeah, it's probably bullshit, 856 00:35:56,404 --> 00:35:58,156 but the PBR crowd eats it up. 857 00:35:58,197 --> 00:36:00,491 - It's pricey, though. - Yeah? How pricey? 858 00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:01,617 Uh, how many you need? 859 00:36:01,659 --> 00:36:03,161 I don't know, four gallons. 860 00:36:03,202 --> 00:36:05,288 Set you back a little over a hundie with tax. 861 00:36:05,329 --> 00:36:06,956 - Ooh. - Yeah. 862 00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:09,167 Um... 863 00:36:09,208 --> 00:36:11,169 Hey, what about these? 864 00:36:11,586 --> 00:36:13,880 [Flavio] Paint the yoga mat ladies buy and then return 865 00:36:13,921 --> 00:36:15,798 'cause they say it didn't match the sample book. 866 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:19,093 - Got any blues? - Mm, probably. 867 00:36:21,804 --> 00:36:23,514 Mm, hmm... 868 00:36:24,432 --> 00:36:25,308 [Lip] Hey. 869 00:36:25,349 --> 00:36:27,602 Oh, wait, what about this one? 870 00:36:27,643 --> 00:36:29,353 Ah, no, they're not the same. 871 00:36:29,395 --> 00:36:30,563 Ah, it's close enough. 872 00:36:30,605 --> 00:36:32,481 You got another one of these blues? 873 00:36:32,523 --> 00:36:34,108 Uh... 874 00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:36,110 Yeah, yeah. 875 00:36:36,152 --> 00:36:37,862 [Lip] All right, great. 876 00:36:37,904 --> 00:36:39,697 Now we just need two more. 877 00:36:39,739 --> 00:36:41,407 That's not bad. 878 00:36:41,449 --> 00:36:44,076 Hey, what do you think about those? 879 00:36:44,118 --> 00:36:45,536 And blend together in the mixer, 880 00:36:45,578 --> 00:36:46,746 [hits can] pour the mixed paint 881 00:36:46,787 --> 00:36:47,872 back into the cans. 882 00:36:47,914 --> 00:36:49,457 You write Seafoam Morning Mist on those cans, 883 00:36:49,498 --> 00:36:51,250 there's an extra tenner in it for you, all right? 884 00:36:51,292 --> 00:36:52,793 - Deal. - Thank you, thank you. 885 00:36:52,835 --> 00:36:53,794 Thank you. 886 00:36:53,836 --> 00:36:57,048 Hey, we're all set, okay, bud? 887 00:36:57,089 --> 00:36:59,383 We're almost outta here, all right? 888 00:37:01,802 --> 00:37:04,722 You check to make sure he's still breathing? 889 00:37:04,764 --> 00:37:07,099 I think he wet his pants. 890 00:37:07,141 --> 00:37:08,309 Where the hell'd you get that? 891 00:37:08,351 --> 00:37:10,937 [Frank] On the floor. Joe College didn't finish it. 892 00:37:10,978 --> 00:37:13,856 Pretty good shit. I'd give it four puffs. 893 00:37:13,898 --> 00:37:17,443 - [woman] How's the Blue Dream? - Mm. 894 00:37:17,485 --> 00:37:19,737 "You'll float on a downy bank of clouds 895 00:37:19,779 --> 00:37:21,697 on a bright summer's day." 896 00:37:21,739 --> 00:37:23,074 The Pink Peppermint? 897 00:37:23,115 --> 00:37:24,700 "Hints of an herb garden, 898 00:37:24,742 --> 00:37:26,869 Alice in Wonderland, and the Mad Hatter." 899 00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:28,371 [woman] What flavor are the gummies, lime? 900 00:37:28,412 --> 00:37:30,164 - [Kevin] Mm-hmm. - Jesus, where the fuck are we? 901 00:37:30,206 --> 00:37:32,416 Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory? 902 00:37:32,458 --> 00:37:34,377 What about the Purple Haze? Is it really strong? 903 00:37:34,418 --> 00:37:35,461 Uh, I'm not too sure about that one. 904 00:37:35,503 --> 00:37:36,754 We just got that one in. 905 00:37:36,796 --> 00:37:38,631 But our daughter Gemma-- she's five-- 906 00:37:38,673 --> 00:37:40,049 - she rolled those herself. - Oh. 907 00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:41,968 Maybe I could be of some help. 908 00:37:42,009 --> 00:37:43,886 Why don't you order one of each, 909 00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:45,763 and I can sample them for you 910 00:37:45,805 --> 00:37:49,558 and then rate them on my world- renowned Gallagher Puff Scale? 911 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:50,476 Puff Scale? 912 00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:53,354 One puff being a glass of rosé 913 00:37:53,396 --> 00:37:55,106 on a warm, summery day. 914 00:37:55,147 --> 00:37:57,817 Five puffs being you wake up naked in an alley 915 00:37:57,858 --> 00:37:58,901 with something stuck in your ass, 916 00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:00,695 no idea where the fuck you are. [laughs] 917 00:38:00,736 --> 00:38:02,405 Leave the customers alone, Frank. 918 00:38:02,446 --> 00:38:05,116 Two Pink Peppermints and ten gummies, please. 919 00:38:05,157 --> 00:38:06,492 [Tommy] Christ. Do we really need 920 00:38:06,534 --> 00:38:09,203 another legal intoxicating substance? 921 00:38:09,245 --> 00:38:13,040 - That shit's a gateway drug. - [Frank laughs] Weed? 922 00:38:13,082 --> 00:38:16,627 We're 20 years into the next century, Nancy Reagan. 923 00:38:16,669 --> 00:38:19,922 It's really a question of personal freedom. 924 00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:21,841 Why is it any of your damn business 925 00:38:21,882 --> 00:38:24,802 if I choose to smoke a fat one after dinner? 926 00:38:24,844 --> 00:38:28,848 Or shoot up in the privacy of my local Denny's bathroom? 927 00:38:28,889 --> 00:38:31,934 It's my life. My body, my choice. 928 00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:33,311 [Veronica] Your problem, Tommy, is you think 929 00:38:33,352 --> 00:38:34,729 knocking back boilermakers 930 00:38:34,770 --> 00:38:36,480 while your ass is stuck on that stool 931 00:38:36,522 --> 00:38:37,940 is something that all red-blooded 932 00:38:37,982 --> 00:38:40,151 white American males are supposed to do, 933 00:38:40,192 --> 00:38:43,821 while smoking weed is a Black folk thing. 934 00:38:43,863 --> 00:38:45,781 The only reason why marijuana's been illegal 935 00:38:45,823 --> 00:38:47,158 for the last hundred years is because 936 00:38:47,199 --> 00:38:49,118 poor Black people in the ghetto were smoking it. 937 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:52,455 Marijuana prosecution was criminalized racism. 938 00:38:52,496 --> 00:38:55,708 Now that white people decided they like smoking it, 939 00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:57,043 it has to be made legal. 940 00:38:57,084 --> 00:38:59,378 Can't make lily white kids go to prison 941 00:38:59,420 --> 00:39:01,047 for having a couple of blunts. 942 00:39:01,088 --> 00:39:04,383 That's it. That's how we stop it. 943 00:39:04,425 --> 00:39:06,177 We've been getting gentrified 944 00:39:06,218 --> 00:39:09,930 because it's gotten too safe down here. 945 00:39:09,972 --> 00:39:12,183 The murder rate was at an all-time low 946 00:39:12,224 --> 00:39:15,019 before the 'VID, right? 947 00:39:15,061 --> 00:39:17,938 Rich people weren't afraid to move down here. 948 00:39:17,980 --> 00:39:21,942 But now that we've had a few good riots, 949 00:39:21,984 --> 00:39:23,903 burned a few bougie stores, 950 00:39:23,944 --> 00:39:26,739 I'll bet you the gentrifiers are gettin' nervous. 951 00:39:26,781 --> 00:39:31,452 All we gotta do is make the Yards dangerous again. 952 00:39:31,494 --> 00:39:34,747 Make sure the murder rate is rising. 953 00:39:34,789 --> 00:39:35,956 Spill some blood. 954 00:39:35,998 --> 00:39:37,833 What? We have to shoot people? 955 00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:40,002 No, no, not just any people. 956 00:39:40,044 --> 00:39:41,087 The right people. 957 00:39:41,128 --> 00:39:44,965 Shoot a couple of Millennials, like Alan here. 958 00:39:45,007 --> 00:39:48,427 Oh, ho, the gentrifiers would be on the first Uber 959 00:39:48,469 --> 00:39:49,970 back to Bucktown. [scattered laughs] 960 00:39:50,012 --> 00:39:52,264 It's a little extreme, don't you think? 961 00:39:52,306 --> 00:39:54,850 Well, you don't have to kill him. 962 00:39:54,892 --> 00:39:57,645 Just wound them. Get on the news. 963 00:39:57,686 --> 00:40:00,523 Make the South Side dangerous again. 964 00:40:00,564 --> 00:40:02,233 That's the Chicago I loved. 965 00:40:02,274 --> 00:40:03,442 A lot of bleeding. 966 00:40:03,484 --> 00:40:05,653 Well, I should probably get going. 967 00:40:05,694 --> 00:40:09,031 Oh, hey! It was so great meeting you. 968 00:40:09,073 --> 00:40:12,284 - [Veronica] Take care! - Not that door. Back door. 969 00:40:12,326 --> 00:40:14,412 Don't be a stranger. 970 00:40:15,538 --> 00:40:17,998 [Dash laughs] 971 00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:21,377 He sure acts like he's having a pretty great time. 972 00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:23,504 Hey, you know, we should try it. 973 00:40:23,546 --> 00:40:25,798 No thanks. I'm not a loser. 974 00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:27,883 It's great for the immune system. 975 00:40:27,925 --> 00:40:30,845 Also the libido. I've had epic sex on weed. 976 00:40:30,886 --> 00:40:34,348 If you don't wanna smoke it, why not try a brownie? 977 00:40:34,390 --> 00:40:36,851 [Veronica] They're all-natural and delicious, too. 978 00:40:36,892 --> 00:40:39,603 Who doesn't love a brownie? 979 00:40:39,645 --> 00:40:41,647 Okay, one brownie. 980 00:40:41,689 --> 00:40:44,442 - Tommy? - Nope. 981 00:40:47,111 --> 00:40:50,406 Mmm, these are delicious. 982 00:40:51,782 --> 00:40:54,076 Come on. What are you, chicken? 983 00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:56,036 Chicken? A-are we in second grade? 984 00:40:56,078 --> 00:40:58,080 [all clucking] 985 00:40:58,122 --> 00:41:00,749 [sighs] Fine. Oh, God. 986 00:41:00,791 --> 00:41:02,585 Fine, gimme the damn brownie. 987 00:41:02,626 --> 00:41:04,962 [all cheering] 988 00:41:05,004 --> 00:41:08,966 funky music 989 00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:09,967 Not bad. 990 00:41:10,009 --> 00:41:13,971 Oh! Hey, if you're giving free samples, can I-- 991 00:41:14,013 --> 00:41:17,141 Oh, I'm bang, bang, bangin' on the door 992 00:41:20,352 --> 00:41:22,605 Bang, bang, bangin' on the door 993 00:41:22,646 --> 00:41:25,065 Oh, oh, oh, oh 994 00:41:25,107 --> 00:41:26,192 Going down, sir? 995 00:41:26,233 --> 00:41:27,443 He's going down. 996 00:41:27,485 --> 00:41:28,903 Congratulations, Gallagher. 997 00:41:28,944 --> 00:41:31,363 You're gonna get to be one of the best of the best, 998 00:41:31,405 --> 00:41:34,033 a goddamn Chicago police officer. 999 00:41:34,074 --> 00:41:37,495 - Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh - Thank you, sir. 1000 00:41:38,704 --> 00:41:41,582 [tool clanking] 1001 00:41:41,624 --> 00:41:42,333 [door opens] 1002 00:41:42,374 --> 00:41:44,710 - Hey. - Hey. Shh. 1003 00:41:44,752 --> 00:41:46,670 - Naptime? - Yeah. 1004 00:41:46,712 --> 00:41:48,339 [Lip] Now he sleeps. 1005 00:41:48,380 --> 00:41:50,257 He'll be up all night later. He's teething. 1006 00:41:50,299 --> 00:41:52,968 Have you tried Frank's whiskey trick with the tub? 1007 00:41:53,010 --> 00:41:55,262 I'm pretty sure that's considered bad parenting now. 1008 00:41:55,304 --> 00:41:58,682 I'm pretty sure that was considered bad parenting then. 1009 00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:04,563 What's up? 1010 00:42:04,605 --> 00:42:09,026 Oh, the whole [sighs] marriage thing is harder than it looks. 1011 00:42:09,068 --> 00:42:10,861 Do you and Tami share your money? 1012 00:42:10,903 --> 00:42:13,155 We're not married. 1013 00:42:13,197 --> 00:42:14,782 You say so. 1014 00:42:14,823 --> 00:42:16,325 So how do you handle your cash? 1015 00:42:16,367 --> 00:42:18,869 Do you put it all together, or just some of it, or what? 1016 00:42:18,911 --> 00:42:20,371 Here, hold this wrench, will you? 1017 00:42:20,412 --> 00:42:21,789 Yeah. 1018 00:42:21,830 --> 00:42:24,416 The money? Uh... 1019 00:42:24,458 --> 00:42:27,378 Uh, I guess Tami kinda runs things. 1020 00:42:27,670 --> 00:42:30,339 So you just give her all your money and that's it? 1021 00:42:30,381 --> 00:42:33,342 We don't really have enough money to worry about it. 1022 00:42:33,384 --> 00:42:35,386 But, uh, truth is, 1023 00:42:35,427 --> 00:42:37,721 I don't really care much about money. 1024 00:42:37,763 --> 00:42:39,890 And she cares a lot. 1025 00:42:39,932 --> 00:42:41,809 Me and you, we never had much of anything growing up, 1026 00:42:41,850 --> 00:42:43,602 and we always managed to get by, right? 1027 00:42:43,644 --> 00:42:46,146 - Barely. - Lemme see. 1028 00:42:46,188 --> 00:42:49,233 Tami, she always had enough. 1029 00:42:49,275 --> 00:42:53,153 Ever since this pandemic, she's worried we won't. 1030 00:42:53,195 --> 00:42:55,155 It's weird how people with money 1031 00:42:55,197 --> 00:42:56,365 are always afraid of losing it 1032 00:42:56,407 --> 00:42:59,410 and all poor people can think about is spending it. 1033 00:42:59,451 --> 00:43:00,786 [grunts] 1034 00:43:00,828 --> 00:43:04,039 But do you decide what you're gonna spend money on together? 1035 00:43:04,081 --> 00:43:05,958 Well, there's really not much to decide. 1036 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:10,087 We're, uh, pretty much broke at the end of the month. 1037 00:43:10,129 --> 00:43:12,089 Why? 1038 00:43:12,131 --> 00:43:14,216 You and Mick having some money troubles? 1039 00:43:14,258 --> 00:43:17,219 Yeah, I make it, and he doesn't. 1040 00:43:18,137 --> 00:43:20,264 [Lip] What, you didn't wanna talk about any of that stuff 1041 00:43:20,306 --> 00:43:21,348 before you got married? 1042 00:43:21,390 --> 00:43:24,351 I figured we just agreed on how things were gonna work. 1043 00:43:24,393 --> 00:43:26,395 Guess not, huh? 1044 00:43:26,437 --> 00:43:28,480 Yeah. It's my mistake, I guess. 1045 00:43:28,522 --> 00:43:31,358 Well, gotta talk about it. 1046 00:43:31,817 --> 00:43:36,530 Right? You compromise, all that couple shit. 1047 00:43:36,572 --> 00:43:40,075 Look, you, uh, love each other, 1048 00:43:41,702 --> 00:43:43,203 Right? 1049 00:43:43,245 --> 00:43:46,081 - Yes. - Okay, so, 1050 00:43:46,123 --> 00:43:48,417 gotta get on the same page about how this marriage thing 1051 00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:50,294 is supposed to work. 1052 00:43:52,046 --> 00:43:53,380 You sure I can't just get him to do 1053 00:43:53,422 --> 00:43:55,424 everything the way I want? 1054 00:43:55,466 --> 00:43:57,885 Pretty sure, yeah. 1055 00:44:01,138 --> 00:44:02,598 Look, we didn't have parents who could show us 1056 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:05,601 what a relationship was supposed to look like. 1057 00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:07,936 We gotta figure out that shit as we go. 1058 00:44:10,981 --> 00:44:13,317 The hell was that-- Dr. Phil? 1059 00:44:13,359 --> 00:44:15,027 Good Housekeeping. 1060 00:44:15,069 --> 00:44:17,154 It's on the rack at the well-child checkup. 1061 00:44:19,823 --> 00:44:20,949 Can you at least take the mugshot 1062 00:44:20,991 --> 00:44:22,242 with my cleavage off the site 1063 00:44:22,284 --> 00:44:24,912 and get Julia's age right? 1064 00:44:24,953 --> 00:44:27,623 Yes, she was 17, not seven. 1065 00:44:27,665 --> 00:44:30,668 Well, then check the damn court records! 1066 00:44:30,709 --> 00:44:36,090 I'm on probation--would I be on probation if she'd been seven? 1067 00:44:36,131 --> 00:44:37,091 Really? 1068 00:44:37,132 --> 00:44:39,885 You can get probation if you diddled a seven-year-old? 1069 00:44:39,927 --> 00:44:42,346 That's really fucked up. 1070 00:44:42,388 --> 00:44:45,599 Yes, please. Thank you so much. 1071 00:44:46,058 --> 00:44:49,520 Okay, she said she's gonna correct Julia's age, 1072 00:44:49,561 --> 00:44:52,147 but they won't do anything about the mugshot. 1073 00:44:52,189 --> 00:44:54,650 Well, I'm getting a lot of hits. 1074 00:44:54,692 --> 00:44:56,318 On what? 1075 00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:57,820 Your new Instagram account. 1076 00:44:57,861 --> 00:44:59,822 What new account? 1077 00:44:59,863 --> 00:45:02,199 @DebbieHotLesbianConvict. 1078 00:45:02,241 --> 00:45:05,244 I put it up with your cleavage mugshot. 1079 00:45:05,285 --> 00:45:07,830 "Wrongly convicted lesbian welder." 1080 00:45:07,871 --> 00:45:09,581 Would it have happened if she wasn't queer? 1081 00:45:09,623 --> 00:45:12,084 Would anyone have cared if she wasn't a lesbian? 1082 00:45:12,126 --> 00:45:14,336 - [chuckles] - It's blowing up. 1083 00:45:14,378 --> 00:45:16,130 Everybody wants to hire you. 1084 00:45:16,171 --> 00:45:17,631 Jesus, really? 1085 00:45:17,673 --> 00:45:20,384 Well, lots of lesbians, anyway. 1086 00:45:21,468 --> 00:45:24,555 And some seriously creepy old white dudes. 1087 00:45:27,516 --> 00:45:28,684 [Debbie] Hm. 1088 00:45:28,726 --> 00:45:31,395 HotLesbianConvict. 1089 00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:40,195 You two okay? 1090 00:45:40,237 --> 00:45:43,699 [soft rock in background] 1091 00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:45,576 Did you eat all the brownies? 1092 00:45:45,617 --> 00:45:48,495 I had three, and Tommy had four. 1093 00:45:48,537 --> 00:45:50,289 - Four? - We were hungry. 1094 00:45:50,330 --> 00:45:53,500 Kev! These fools ate all the brownies. 1095 00:45:53,542 --> 00:45:54,668 And the gummies. 1096 00:45:54,710 --> 00:45:57,045 [Kevin] Jesus! [keg thuds] 1097 00:45:58,088 --> 00:45:59,381 Are they okay? 1098 00:45:59,423 --> 00:46:01,008 I'm fine. 1099 00:46:01,049 --> 00:46:02,926 I just gotta hit the head. 1100 00:46:02,968 --> 00:46:05,429 Yeah, yeah me too. 1101 00:46:12,269 --> 00:46:14,897 Do you have a gas can around here, Kev? 1102 00:46:14,938 --> 00:46:16,190 What are you going on about? 1103 00:46:16,231 --> 00:46:18,317 Making the South Side even more dangerous. 1104 00:46:18,358 --> 00:46:21,904 I'm thinking we set a cop car on fire. 1105 00:46:21,945 --> 00:46:26,950 The cops have to show up with riot gear, tear gas. 1106 00:46:28,994 --> 00:46:30,454 [Phil Collins' "In the Air Tonight" plays] 1107 00:46:30,496 --> 00:46:33,373 [groans] 1108 00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:37,544 [zipping] 1109 00:46:37,586 --> 00:46:40,047 [flushes toilet] 1110 00:46:46,678 --> 00:46:49,515 I always loved this song. 1111 00:46:49,556 --> 00:46:52,267 Yeah. Me too. 1112 00:47:00,067 --> 00:47:01,819 But the pain still grows 1113 00:47:01,860 --> 00:47:04,988 It's no stranger to you and me 1114 00:47:08,116 --> 00:47:09,660 I can feel it 1115 00:47:09,701 --> 00:47:14,373 Coming in the air tonight 1116 00:47:14,414 --> 00:47:17,459 Oh, Lord 1117 00:47:17,501 --> 00:47:21,046 Well, I've been waiting for this moment 1118 00:47:21,088 --> 00:47:24,508 For all my life 1119 00:47:24,550 --> 00:47:27,678 Oh, Lord 1120 00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:31,640 I can feel it in the air tonight 1121 00:47:31,682 --> 00:47:34,852 - Oh, Lord - [stall door squeaks] 1122 00:47:34,893 --> 00:47:38,146 Oh, Lord 1123 00:47:38,188 --> 00:47:41,233 Well, I've been waiting for this moment 1124 00:47:41,275 --> 00:47:44,695 For all my life 1125 00:47:44,736 --> 00:47:48,073 Oh, Lord 1126 00:47:48,115 --> 00:47:51,451 - I can feel it coming - [belt buckle rattles] 1127 00:47:51,493 --> 00:47:53,662 In the air tonight 1128 00:47:53,704 --> 00:47:55,038 [zipping] 1129 00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:56,331 Oh, Lord 1130 00:47:56,373 --> 00:47:58,417 [door opens] 1131 00:47:58,458 --> 00:48:01,628 And I've been waiting for this moment 1132 00:48:01,670 --> 00:48:04,798 For all my life 1133 00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:08,093 We need to be honest with each other, all right? 1134 00:48:08,135 --> 00:48:10,012 No more secrets. 1135 00:48:10,053 --> 00:48:11,555 - No more secrets at all? - No. 1136 00:48:11,597 --> 00:48:13,765 Nothing but truth. 1137 00:48:15,684 --> 00:48:17,436 We should've talked about what we expected from each other 1138 00:48:17,477 --> 00:48:19,021 before we got married, but we didn't, 1139 00:48:19,062 --> 00:48:21,398 - so now we have to. - Look, if this is about 1140 00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:23,817 the wedding money, I'm gonna pay it back, man. 1141 00:48:23,859 --> 00:48:26,695 Yes, but it's also about-- 1142 00:48:26,737 --> 00:48:30,407 it's about what we want the marriage to be. 1143 00:48:30,449 --> 00:48:32,367 We need some rules. 1144 00:48:32,409 --> 00:48:33,660 Yeah, I'm not great with rules. 1145 00:48:33,702 --> 00:48:36,788 A mutual understanding of how shit is gonna work. 1146 00:48:36,830 --> 00:48:38,916 What does that mean? 1147 00:48:38,957 --> 00:48:40,959 Like, how we spend money together, 1148 00:48:41,001 --> 00:48:44,796 joint purchases, monogamy. 1149 00:48:44,838 --> 00:48:46,423 The hell is that? 1150 00:48:46,465 --> 00:48:49,259 Not fucking other people. 1151 00:48:49,301 --> 00:48:50,928 Oh. 1152 00:48:52,846 --> 00:48:54,014 We just talking fucking, 1153 00:48:54,056 --> 00:48:56,808 or are we talking about blow jobs, too? 1154 00:48:56,850 --> 00:48:59,102 I think blow jobs should count, yeah. 1155 00:49:00,854 --> 00:49:03,065 Right. 1156 00:49:05,984 --> 00:49:08,862 You really never wanna fuck anybody else? 1157 00:49:08,904 --> 00:49:11,740 I mean, I-- if I'm being honest, 1158 00:49:11,782 --> 00:49:14,451 I'm not really sure either. 1159 00:49:14,493 --> 00:49:16,453 It's just kinda hard to imagine 1160 00:49:16,495 --> 00:49:18,413 that I'm never, ever gonna wanna 1161 00:49:18,455 --> 00:49:20,832 fuck anyone else, you know? 1162 00:49:20,874 --> 00:49:23,043 But I also know I... 1163 00:49:23,085 --> 00:49:25,003 definitely don't want you to fuck anyone else. 1164 00:49:25,045 --> 00:49:26,505 Well, hold on, that just means 1165 00:49:26,546 --> 00:49:27,839 you wanna be able to fuck other people 1166 00:49:27,881 --> 00:49:29,800 but you don't want me to be able to fuck other people. 1167 00:49:29,841 --> 00:49:31,969 That doesn't sound fair. 1168 00:49:32,886 --> 00:49:35,263 Okay, so we're both monogamous 1169 00:49:35,305 --> 00:49:36,598 or we both get to fuck other people. 1170 00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:39,643 - Yeah. That sounds fair. - Mm-hmm. 1171 00:49:39,685 --> 00:49:42,354 upbeat music 1172 00:49:42,396 --> 00:49:45,816 What do you wanna do? 1173 00:49:45,857 --> 00:49:46,817 What do you wanna do? 1174 00:49:46,858 --> 00:49:48,986 I asked you first. 1175 00:49:51,446 --> 00:49:53,198 I don't know. 1176 00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:55,450 Okay, uh, I'll tell you what. 1177 00:49:56,702 --> 00:49:58,704 We'll both each write down what we want, 1178 00:49:58,745 --> 00:50:03,041 then we'll turn our answers over at the same time. 1179 00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:05,252 Great. 1180 00:50:06,420 --> 00:50:08,171 I saw you walkin' down the street 1181 00:50:08,213 --> 00:50:10,841 With your headphones on I could hear your beat 1182 00:50:10,882 --> 00:50:13,969 Like, ba da, ba da ba da 1183 00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:16,513 Ba da, ba da ba da 1184 00:50:16,555 --> 00:50:18,849 Ba da, ba da ba da 1185 00:50:18,890 --> 00:50:21,518 Oh, yeah 1186 00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:24,479 - Ba da, ba da ba da - I'm gonna eat you 1187 00:50:24,521 --> 00:50:26,148 Ba da, ba da ba da 1188 00:50:26,189 --> 00:50:27,441 I'm gonna eat you 1189 00:50:27,482 --> 00:50:31,194 - Ba da, ba da ba da - Oh, yeah 1190 00:50:31,236 --> 00:50:33,530 So we both turn 'em over on three. 1191 00:50:34,656 --> 00:50:37,451 One, two, three. 1192 00:50:37,492 --> 00:50:39,036 Hey 1193 00:50:39,077 --> 00:50:40,078 Hey, turn your fuckin' paper over. 1194 00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:41,288 I think I spelled monogamy wrong. 1195 00:50:41,329 --> 00:50:42,622 - I spelled monogamy wrong! - Will you let me-- 1196 00:50:42,664 --> 00:50:44,499 I spelled it wrong! Oh, shit, he-ey-ey-ey! 1197 00:50:44,541 --> 00:50:47,169 [chuckling] Look who's a real cop now. 1198 00:50:47,210 --> 00:50:49,504 Yep. Badge, gun, and everything. 1199 00:50:49,546 --> 00:50:50,714 - You graduated? - Tomorrow. 1200 00:50:50,756 --> 00:50:52,049 But they gave us the uniforms today 1201 00:50:52,090 --> 00:50:53,383 so we can wear 'em to the ceremony. 1202 00:50:53,425 --> 00:50:55,969 [Mickey] Fuckin' fantastic. No more parking tickets for me. 1203 00:50:56,011 --> 00:50:58,430 You don't have a car, dumbass. 1204 00:50:58,472 --> 00:50:59,890 - [Ian] Hey. - [Debbie] Hey. 1205 00:50:59,931 --> 00:51:01,516 - [Carl] Where y'all goin'? - Lip and Tami's. 1206 00:51:01,558 --> 00:51:03,685 Gotta finish drywalling the living room. 1207 00:51:03,727 --> 00:51:05,520 Hey, y'all get enough chicken? 1208 00:51:05,562 --> 00:51:08,273 Two buckets of extra crispy. 1209 00:51:09,441 --> 00:51:10,692 You two coming or what? 1210 00:51:10,734 --> 00:51:12,027 - Hell yeah. Hell yeah. - [Ian] Uh-- 1211 00:51:12,069 --> 00:51:13,528 Yeah. 1212 00:51:13,570 --> 00:51:15,614 Let's do it. 1213 00:51:17,115 --> 00:51:19,576 upbeat music 1214 00:51:19,618 --> 00:51:20,911 Hey! 1215 00:51:22,412 --> 00:51:25,165 [chatter] 1216 00:51:25,207 --> 00:51:26,166 [door opens] 1217 00:51:26,208 --> 00:51:27,751 [Kevin] How am I supposed to open the door 1218 00:51:27,793 --> 00:51:29,294 - when I don't have any hands? - [Lip] Yo! 1219 00:51:29,336 --> 00:51:30,587 - [Kevin] What's up, Lip? - [Lip] My man. 1220 00:51:30,629 --> 00:51:33,381 - Hi! We have arrived! - [Lip] Hi! What the fuck? 1221 00:51:33,423 --> 00:51:34,299 - [Sandy] Hi. - Yo! Hey. 1222 00:51:34,341 --> 00:51:35,258 - [Debbie] We made it. - Hi. 1223 00:51:35,300 --> 00:51:37,511 [overlapping chatter] 1224 00:51:37,552 --> 00:51:38,929 Look at you. 1225 00:51:38,970 --> 00:51:40,555 - Check it out. - Wow. Nice. 1226 00:51:40,597 --> 00:51:42,057 [Ian] Hey, gimme a hammer. I wanna break some shit. 1227 00:51:42,099 --> 00:51:43,850 - [Lip] You wanna help? - I guess so. 1228 00:51:43,892 --> 00:51:44,893 There you go. 1229 00:51:44,935 --> 00:51:46,978 - Yo. - Yo. 1230 00:51:47,020 --> 00:51:49,022 Hey, you guys talk? 1231 00:51:49,064 --> 00:51:52,692 Uh...sort of. 1232 00:51:52,734 --> 00:51:55,654 - Yeah? - Yeah. We'll figure it out. 1233 00:51:55,695 --> 00:51:58,824 [upbeat rock playing over radio] 1234 00:52:02,327 --> 00:52:03,328 Hey. 1235 00:52:03,370 --> 00:52:05,789 [laughs] Uh, hey. 1236 00:52:06,581 --> 00:52:07,791 - [Lip] Everything good? - Yeah, yeah. 1237 00:52:07,833 --> 00:52:10,961 All right. Hey, I wanna show you something. 1238 00:52:11,002 --> 00:52:12,796 Yeah? 1239 00:52:14,172 --> 00:52:15,841 What do you think? 1240 00:52:15,882 --> 00:52:17,467 Uh, it's beautiful. 1241 00:52:17,509 --> 00:52:20,011 Definitely worth the extra money. 1242 00:52:20,053 --> 00:52:21,429 Absolutely. 1243 00:52:21,471 --> 00:52:23,515 Okay, I am starving. 1244 00:52:23,557 --> 00:52:27,018 [chatter] 1245 00:52:27,060 --> 00:52:28,812 [Veronica] Hey, Tami. 1246 00:52:29,896 --> 00:52:31,857 Hey. 1247 00:52:31,898 --> 00:52:34,276 Hey, Fran, you wanna help Uncle Carl? 1248 00:52:34,317 --> 00:52:35,610 Lose your doubts 1249 00:52:35,652 --> 00:52:38,613 Holding on, let it out 1250 00:52:38,655 --> 00:52:40,157 This is the beginning 1251 00:52:40,198 --> 00:52:42,367 [Frank] This is my Chicago, 1252 00:52:42,409 --> 00:52:44,744 the Chicago I love. 1253 00:52:44,786 --> 00:52:47,372 Lip's got a baby now. 1254 00:52:47,414 --> 00:52:50,500 Debbie's got a kid and a rap sheet. 1255 00:52:50,542 --> 00:52:52,377 Carl's gonna be a cop. 1256 00:52:52,419 --> 00:52:54,171 Didn't see that coming. 1257 00:52:54,212 --> 00:52:56,506 Ian's married to a Milkovich. 1258 00:52:56,548 --> 00:52:59,926 [chuckles] Really didn't see that coming. 1259 00:52:59,968 --> 00:53:02,470 Family looking after family. 1260 00:53:02,512 --> 00:53:04,681 That's the South Side way. 1261 00:53:04,723 --> 00:53:06,057 The Gallagher way. 1262 00:53:06,099 --> 00:53:10,562 It's a long walk back from yesterday 1263 00:53:10,604 --> 00:53:14,941 Yeah, this is our Chicago. 1264 00:53:14,983 --> 00:53:18,153 It's disappearing fast. 1265 00:53:18,195 --> 00:53:20,363 But before it's gone, 1266 00:53:20,405 --> 00:53:23,825 we're gonna enjoy every fuckin' minute of it. 1267 00:53:25,202 --> 00:53:26,870 We're comin' home 1268 00:53:29,873 --> 00:53:31,875 We're comin' home 1269 00:53:39,007 --> 00:53:40,675 [chuckles under breath] 1270 00:53:42,010 --> 00:53:44,554 [door opens] 1271 00:53:44,596 --> 00:53:47,641 Are you Hot Lesbian Convict Lady? 1272 00:53:47,682 --> 00:53:50,393 Would you, um, like to buy some cookies, 1273 00:53:50,435 --> 00:53:53,021 Hot Lesbian Convict Lady? 1274 00:53:53,063 --> 00:53:55,899 I'm only seven. [both laugh] 1275 00:53:55,941 --> 00:53:57,734 The bigger, the better, the better, the bigger 1276 00:53:57,776 --> 00:54:00,153 The bigger, the better, the better, the bigger 1277 00:54:00,195 --> 00:54:02,072 More, more, more 1278 00:54:02,113 --> 00:54:04,199 Hey, I really want it right now 1279 00:54:04,241 --> 00:54:06,243 Hey, turn it up real loud 1280 00:54:06,284 --> 00:55:17,313 Hey, I really want it right now