1 00:00:02,419 --> 00:00:04,880 For those of you who are too fucking busy... 2 00:00:05,047 --> 00:00:07,090 This is what happened last week on shameless. 3 00:00:07,257 --> 00:00:08,926 - How are you doing? - Gus: In general... 4 00:00:09,092 --> 00:00:10,302 - Or about us? - Us. 5 00:00:10,469 --> 00:00:12,262 - Confused. You? - Same. 6 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:15,182 There's a policy against fraternizing with the professors. 7 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:17,809 I don't wanna fraternize, I wanna fuck you. 8 00:00:19,102 --> 00:00:20,854 - Theo: Sweetheart. - It's my husband. 9 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:23,815 Lip: Her and her hubby have this agreement. They're evolved. 10 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:25,025 This is lip. 11 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:27,528 This woman is just tearing me up. 12 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:30,280 - I can't shake her. - Veronica: The doctor from the other day? 13 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:32,115 - Cancer. - Stage three, pancreatic. 14 00:00:32,282 --> 00:00:34,117 - When'd you find out? - Ten minutes ago. 15 00:00:34,284 --> 00:00:36,078 Frank: Drugs, companionship, pro-bono sex... 16 00:00:36,245 --> 00:00:38,288 What more could a dying woman want? 17 00:00:38,455 --> 00:00:40,791 Can I just crash here? I got nowhere else to go. 18 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:43,669 Lip: Go home and make up with your wife. It's time. 19 00:00:43,835 --> 00:00:45,170 Fiona: Your po say something? 20 00:00:45,337 --> 00:00:48,966 - Can't leave the state to be with my son. - I'm not leaving till I know you're okay. 21 00:00:51,093 --> 00:00:52,135 Go home. 22 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:56,306 I called this afternoon to check. Turns out they have been looking for Ian for a while. 23 00:00:56,473 --> 00:00:58,141 - Why, Sammi? - Retribution. 24 00:00:58,308 --> 00:01:00,561 - Agh! - He didn't do anything! 25 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:03,605 Sammi: It's a shame when someone you love gets taken away, isn't it? 26 00:02:15,052 --> 00:02:16,332 Bianca: I never liked the smell. 27 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:17,888 Every man, woman and child... 28 00:02:18,055 --> 00:02:22,392 Should experience a single malt before their time is up and it can't just be any bottle. 29 00:02:22,559 --> 00:02:25,187 - Every whiskey is different. - Can I help you? 30 00:02:25,354 --> 00:02:26,396 We got this covered. 31 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:30,734 You see, there's the lowland area, highland, islay, campbeltown. 32 00:02:30,901 --> 00:02:32,235 You have to factor in age... 33 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:35,280 - What kind of oak they use... - What's your most expensive whiskey? 34 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:40,744 Let's see, I've got a 30-year highland park for 300 and change. 35 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,080 That's the best? 36 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:45,957 Got a macallan '39 in back. 37 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:48,627 Distilled while world war ii was breaking out. 38 00:02:48,794 --> 00:02:51,463 - Only bottled a limited number. - How much? 39 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:53,715 Ten thousand one hundred dollars. 40 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:56,593 You're serious? 41 00:02:56,760 --> 00:03:00,931 It's for investors, but, urn, this highland park is... 42 00:03:01,098 --> 00:03:04,351 We'll take the... Whatever you said from world war ii. 43 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:07,187 - The macallan? - Right. 44 00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:11,108 I said I'll take it. 45 00:03:13,777 --> 00:03:15,362 Uh, excuse me. 46 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:18,740 Throw in a couple of those Dominican cigars over there. 47 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:24,121 I'm sure it's good hooch, but for 10 fucking grand... 48 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:27,708 I'm not gonna be alive to pay off my credit card. What does it matter? 49 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:30,544 Such wisdom from one so young. 50 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:40,345 Sean, everything okay? You're late. 51 00:03:40,512 --> 00:03:43,140 I'm not late. I had to meet the new produce supplier. 52 00:03:43,306 --> 00:03:45,892 I'll be right there. Look, I wanted to make sure you're okay... 53 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:48,895 Yeah, I'm fine. You helped me through some shit and I'm grateful. 54 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:51,481 What I'm trying to ask has nothing to do with you. 55 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:54,526 How could that possibly be when the world revolves around me? 56 00:03:54,693 --> 00:03:57,028 I have to leave early. Have to go in a few minutes. 57 00:03:57,195 --> 00:04:00,240 I wanna make sure you're okay with it. Sarah will take my tables. 58 00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:02,951 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 59 00:04:03,118 --> 00:04:06,872 It's just a nice day to visit my brother in military prison. 60 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:08,832 Okay. 61 00:04:08,999 --> 00:04:11,251 Oh, and Ian won't be making his shift tomorrow... 62 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:15,088 Since my heinous cunt of a half-sister called the fucking... ah. 63 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:16,506 Oh, shit. 64 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:17,799 Yeah, thanks. 65 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:19,176 Oh, yeah. 66 00:04:19,342 --> 00:04:23,096 It's just a bunch of little shards. Let me clean you up. Come here. 67 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:28,643 So, what did Ian do? 68 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:31,354 He joined the army last year and it didn't go well. 69 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:36,485 Now, they're charging him with being awol and... ah. 70 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:37,903 And? 71 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:42,115 Destruction of federal property, something to do with a helicopter. 72 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:45,118 And they don't know he's bipolar, because he won't tell them. 73 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:46,787 He barely admits it to himself. 74 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:48,205 Where are they holding him? 75 00:04:48,371 --> 00:04:50,290 An army base in north Chicago. 76 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:52,876 His boyfriend was supposed to take us, but he can't... 77 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:55,128 Because his brothers are using their car... 78 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:58,381 For, I don't know, I'm assuming a bank robbery or a drive-by. 79 00:04:58,548 --> 00:05:02,594 Meanwhile, I fantasize about setting Sammi's clothes on fire while she's wearing them. 80 00:05:02,761 --> 00:05:06,890 - She ratted Ian out and put Carl in juvie and... - Quit... quit twitching, just... 81 00:05:07,057 --> 00:05:09,351 Breathe. All right? 82 00:05:09,518 --> 00:05:13,313 - Did you get any sleep last night? - At least an hour. 83 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:15,023 Here's what we do. 84 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:17,609 We take the day one moment at a time. 85 00:05:17,776 --> 00:05:20,529 Sarah closes out your tables, I pull glass from your hand... 86 00:05:20,695 --> 00:05:23,031 You refrain from setting people on fire... 87 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:27,160 And grab my Cadillac, pick up your family, go visit Ian, all right? Hold still. 88 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:29,412 - Damn it. - You don't have to do that. 89 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:31,414 Damn right. It's nice of me. 90 00:05:56,815 --> 00:05:58,775 Hey, so, uh... 91 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:01,152 What is cocktail attire? 92 00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:03,113 What? 93 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:06,700 Well, that party tonight, you said it was, uh... 94 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:08,743 You said it was cocktail attire. 95 00:06:08,910 --> 00:06:11,705 Were you thinking about that while I was on top of you? 96 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,623 No. It was when I was on top of you. 97 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:16,543 And then that part we had, when you had your legs above my head. 98 00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:21,381 Don't worry about the clothes. 99 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:24,342 There's a friend of mine that I want you to meet. 100 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:26,136 Yeah, who's that? 101 00:06:26,303 --> 00:06:30,098 Well, he works in an aerospace lab. Could get you a job someday. 102 00:06:30,265 --> 00:06:32,309 -No shit. 103 00:06:32,851 --> 00:06:35,687 Do you take all your students from the school to meet your friends... 104 00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:37,355 Or am I special? 105 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:42,152 Is there a right answer to that question? 106 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:44,321 Oh, shit. 107 00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:45,989 I gotta go. 108 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:51,328 Gotta go see my brother at the army base. Catch a train. 109 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:52,579 To where? 110 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:53,788 Great Lakes. 111 00:06:53,955 --> 00:06:56,958 - North Chicago? - Yeah. 112 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:04,633 Hello, my love. 113 00:07:04,799 --> 00:07:09,346 Hi. I'm here with lip, and he's heading to the army base... 114 00:07:09,512 --> 00:07:11,514 Near the Great Lakes train station. 115 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:13,516 When are you leaving? 116 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:16,436 Would you? 117 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:19,564 Okay, I'll tell him. Bye, love. 118 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:24,402 So my husband is on his way to waukegan in 10 minutes. 119 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:28,949 He says to meet him at 59th and Dorchester, and he'll give you a ride. 120 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,745 Yeah. Yeah, okay, thanks. 121 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:36,373 See if it's safe to leave? 122 00:07:36,665 --> 00:07:38,708 Okay. Yeah, yeah. 123 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:41,878 Wait, wait, wait. 124 00:08:01,773 --> 00:08:03,984 Fiona: What the hell is that? 125 00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:05,527 Sean: Shipping crate. 126 00:08:05,694 --> 00:08:06,903 You moving? 127 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:10,115 - In my dreams. - Do you want me to come in with you? 128 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:13,827 No, it's faster if I just run in and grab them. 129 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:18,581 -Everybody ready? Debbie: Mickey's upstairs. Lip's meeting us. 130 00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:21,167 - Said it was easier to take the train. - Mickey! 131 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:22,377 I called the army base. 132 00:08:22,544 --> 00:08:25,380 - They won't let me talk to Ian. - Ready to go on adventure? 133 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:28,341 - You ready? Let's go. - What are we doing about Sammi? 134 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:31,177 - She's here? - That's how you know. 135 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:32,971 She drinks our soda, leaves the cap off. 136 00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:36,933 Bitch is in the basement packing her shit to head upstate. Her moving crate out front. 137 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:39,728 We can't just let her go for Carl's sake and Ian. 138 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:41,730 She has money for a moving crate? 139 00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:46,276 Excuse me. Coming through. 140 00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:48,611 - Need a little help with that? - No, thanks. 141 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:49,946 Are you sure? 142 00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:54,200 Yes, I'm sure, you inbred, hoodlum piece of wet dog shit. 143 00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:57,245 But if you have something to say, go ahead. 144 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:02,917 Then excuse me while I go visit my son, who, thanks to all of you, is in juvie. 145 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:05,420 We'll probably celebrate his 14th birthday there. 146 00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:09,174 After that, I'll finish packing. And then morning, I'll be gone. 147 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:10,383 That work for you? 148 00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:14,888 Family sucks ass. 149 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:19,350 Wait, you commute all the way to north Chicago on this? 150 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:21,394 It's only 40 minutes. 151 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:42,332 Yeah. There's some puree over there for your son... 152 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:44,250 God, okay, last time. 153 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,503 - Tell me his name. - Yevgeny. 154 00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:48,296 Yevgeny. Got it. 155 00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:50,465 - You stay here now? - I guess so. 156 00:09:50,632 --> 00:09:55,095 You still need me, yes? I cook, I clean, wifely duties. I sleep on couch. 157 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:56,304 Wifely duties is...? 158 00:09:56,471 --> 00:09:58,098 Oral manipulation of penis. 159 00:09:58,264 --> 00:09:59,307 Oh, no. No, no, no. 160 00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:02,519 See, I can see how you think how oral manipulation is no biggie... 161 00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:05,522 But for people who haven't handled, like, a lot of dicks... 162 00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:08,817 A million dicks, they don't think that way. 163 00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:10,735 - You want I ask v? - Absolutely not. 164 00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:12,987 - Ask what? - What? 165 00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:16,157 Oh, just if Svetlana needs to, uh, watch the girls. 166 00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:19,119 - Now that you and Kevin are back together. - Oh, we're not. 167 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:23,581 When I asked him why he was here, he said it was because he got kicked out of the dorm. 168 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:24,999 That's what happened. 169 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:27,418 - Am I missing something? - Having nowhere to go... 170 00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:30,713 And getting back with your wife to work on your relationship? 171 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,590 - Two different things. - Wait a minute. 172 00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:34,134 You wanna get back together? 173 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:35,552 Not like this. 174 00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:38,388 - I do wanna work on the relationship. - Not what you said. 175 00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:41,683 - But that's not the question you asked. - Well, I shouldn't have had to. 176 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:47,689 I didn't realize when you asked, "why are you here?" It meant you wanna get back together. 177 00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:50,441 When you say that, those words, to me, have a normal meaning. 178 00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:54,195 I didn't know it had a secret meaning. But we cleared that up now. Come on. 179 00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:56,406 Paco. Hello? Paco: V... 180 00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:58,408 Got a broken water pipe here. 181 00:10:58,575 --> 00:10:59,868 It's real bad. 182 00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:02,620 Where? Well, did you call the plumber? 183 00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:05,957 Busted pipe in the main room. 184 00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:07,333 Oh, shit. 185 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,170 We'll be there whenever we can. We should go deal with this. 186 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:12,839 - We're going together? - Yeah. Not "together" together. 187 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,216 I meant that too. Excuse me while I get my tools. 188 00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:16,843 You do that. 189 00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:22,432 I'm not a religious man per se, but this whiskey will make you believe in god. 190 00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:24,934 Maybe even talk to him. 191 00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:27,729 No, no, no. Fuck. 192 00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:32,483 Who are we hiding from? 193 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:33,818 My family. 194 00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:36,613 My sister as much as told me they're planning an intervention. 195 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:38,323 She has the key to my apartment. 196 00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:42,202 They're probably going up to wait for me, ambush me. 197 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:44,704 What kind of intervention? 198 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,998 Drag me to the hospital for treatment. 199 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:51,753 I told them I'm not going, but my sister thinks that when I learned I had cancer... 200 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,296 I had a mental breakdown. 201 00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:54,797 And now... 202 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:57,467 I'm drinking with an old homeless man. 203 00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:59,260 That part is true, but... 204 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:03,932 I'm not homeless. I told you, I have a home, I'm just not welcome there. 205 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:08,311 Should we go up to the roof? That's a nice place to drink. 206 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,231 Most places are. 207 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,992 Hi. Fiona Gallagher. Here for Ian Gallagher. 208 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:24,535 Ids. 209 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:29,666 Charming. 210 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,793 Bottom line, Sammi is a fucking snitch. 211 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,045 I know people who take that shit real serious. 212 00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:35,255 What do you mean? 213 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:39,133 People will slip that bitch a roofie, strap her to a chair and pull her teeth out. 214 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:43,179 - Heh. Whoa. - Is he serious? Because, uh, I'm on parole. 215 00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:46,975 Much as I might like to, we are not torturing Sammi. 216 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:54,899 Nice scooter. 217 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:57,110 Get back in the vehicle. Now. 218 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,404 Jesus, keep your shirt on. 219 00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,572 Lip: Well, thanks, Theo. 220 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:07,120 Mickey: G.i. Joe's not fucking around, huh? 221 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:11,457 Man's got a rifle. I just wanna point that out. 222 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,713 You warm the cup... 223 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:19,299 With your hands, like this... 224 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,843 And swirl to release the aroma. 225 00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:24,053 - Inhale. - Heh. 226 00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,472 Then sip. 227 00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:31,144 That's good shit. 228 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:34,939 Of course, it better be for 10 g's. 229 00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:36,941 It tastes like... 230 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,735 The inside of a barn. 231 00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:41,904 Ha-ha. But in a good way, right? 232 00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:46,200 Woman after my own heart. 233 00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:47,994 Oh, god. 234 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:53,458 - Yeah. Now they're calling. - I thought you got rid of that phone. 235 00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:57,503 My sister got me another so we'd stay connected. Heh-heh. 236 00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,922 And dying is lonely. 237 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:01,424 I just wish she understood... 238 00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:04,093 You wanna feel alive up until the day you croak. 239 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,596 Yes. That's it exactly. 240 00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:08,765 I've always been so cautious. 241 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:11,851 But there is no reason for that anymore. 242 00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:20,318 Ah-wa-wa. Easy. 243 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,696 Frank, look at this view. 244 00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:36,376 Little windy today. 245 00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:42,673 Okay. 246 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:45,593 Three, two, three, I... 247 00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:49,180 I took ballet till I was 12. 248 00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,975 Fourth position. 249 00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:55,812 Fifth position. 250 00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:58,940 - Pirouette. - Ah, no, no, no, easy. 251 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,652 Hey. You okay? 252 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:05,154 Come on, let's get you off of this... oh! 253 00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:06,948 Jesus. 254 00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:09,450 Oh! Ah! Frank. 255 00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:14,163 - Are you okay? - I dropped my cup. 256 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,915 It's okay, there's plenty more. 257 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:18,835 Yeah. Yeah. That was only about 600 bucks' worth of booze. 258 00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:20,461 - Oh, frank. - Hey. 259 00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:24,298 I tell you what. Let's get off this roof and get our feet on solid ground, okay? 260 00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:26,467 I know. Let's get crack. 261 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:34,559 Private Ian Gallagher, enlisted as Phillip Gallagher... 262 00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:39,939 Has been accused of having gone awol, theft and sabotage of government property... 263 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,941 And falsifying a federal document... 264 00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:45,695 Specifically an application to join the us. Armed forces. 265 00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:50,783 The awol charge alone carries a maximum penalty of up to five years in prison. 266 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,453 I'm staff sergeant Nathan kipps, investigating officer. 267 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:56,747 It is my job to determine the circumstances of these crimes. 268 00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:58,833 Tomorrow, I will make a recommendation... 269 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,211 As to whether Gallagher will face a court-martial. 270 00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:03,629 You decide? 271 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:04,881 Excuse me, sir. 272 00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:07,425 Ian is clinically bipolar. 273 00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:09,510 The army should not be court-martialing him. 274 00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:11,846 If anything, you should be helping him. 275 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,140 This diagnosis was made by a doctor? 276 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:17,143 Yes. Yes, sir, and we can get you those medical records too. 277 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,770 - Kipps: When was his diagnosis made? - Recently. 278 00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:22,523 Debbie: But he's acted crazy longer than that. 279 00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:24,066 At least this past year. 280 00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:26,527 How would you characterize his behavior? 281 00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:28,654 Compared to how he used to be? 282 00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:30,490 He's different. 283 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,575 Lip: He'll go back and forth from... 284 00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:36,412 You know, being depressed to, you know, incredibly wound up. 285 00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:39,290 Yeah, I mean, he ran off with a baby for no reason. 286 00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:42,084 He almost hit me in the head with a baseball bat. 287 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,462 Our mother was bipolar. 288 00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:46,005 So we know what it looks like. 289 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:47,924 She put us through hell, and... 290 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:50,134 I'm not saying that you put us through hell. 291 00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:52,220 But when they're manic... 292 00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:54,430 They can be destructive. 293 00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:57,892 Kipps: Does he require medication? Fiona: Yes. 294 00:16:58,059 --> 00:16:59,727 Is he unable to care for himself? 295 00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:03,773 Sometimes, yes. 296 00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:14,784 Holy shit. 297 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:16,077 Veronica: Niagara Falls. 298 00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:19,080 - Kevin: Is the plumber coming? - He said he could close the pipe... 299 00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:22,667 But you gotta get a flooding service here to dry off the walls and the floor. 300 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:24,502 It's gonna be 5 grand. 301 00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:27,129 To mop up water? 302 00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,924 - Shit, I can mop up water. - No, we're gonna do it ourselves. 303 00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:34,554 This happened to us last year in the bathroom, and all I did was tighten the... 304 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,640 Oh, what do you call the, uh...? Ah, you know what I'm saying. 305 00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:39,767 You still need me? 306 00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:41,477 No, man, you're good. 307 00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:45,606 All right. I'll text Svetlana, tell her we're gonna be a while. 308 00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:51,445 You know, having a Russian sex worker isn't ideal for child care. 309 00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:54,365 Yeah, but she does come in handy. 310 00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:55,783 You didn't fuck her, right? 311 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,159 What? 312 00:17:57,326 --> 00:18:00,079 - I'm just checking. - Hell, no. I would never fuck Svetlana. 313 00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:01,414 Or let her blow you? 314 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:07,837 - You let that bitch give you a blowjob? - That's one way of looking at it... 315 00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:11,507 But I was practically a bystander if my dick wasn't physically attached. 316 00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:14,635 Her and her wifely duties. Bitch is full-service. 317 00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:15,845 Wait a minute. 318 00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:17,680 Wait a minute. 319 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:20,641 Wifely duties? Did she say that to you? 320 00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:22,435 Holy shit. 321 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,770 You had sex with her too. 322 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,023 V, that... that is... 323 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:28,608 Really hot. 324 00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:30,776 If you're still angry, so am I. 325 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:33,863 I'm more angry. Are we even? Does that cancel each other out? 326 00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:39,327 But let me ask you one thing. Svetlana went down on you, right? 327 00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:42,997 Or was it kinkier than that? 328 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,333 - You want details? - Hell, yeah. 329 00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:50,212 Me and another woman getting hot and heavy doing dirty, nasty things. 330 00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:53,132 - Oh, baby. - We're not together, so you don't get stories. 331 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:54,800 Tighten the damn pipe. 332 00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:57,428 Oh, nice. 333 00:18:57,595 --> 00:18:58,888 We're closed, Tommy. 334 00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:01,724 Oh, come on, v. We don't mind a little water. 335 00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:05,645 Besides, I got a sump pump at the demo site. I'll bring it by if you want. 336 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,563 - Veronica: Really? - What's he doing? 337 00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:09,273 Shut-off valve's out back. 338 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:14,278 I know the shut-off valve is out back, but this is a lot better than it was before. 339 00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:24,038 Whoo! Make it rain, kev! 340 00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:31,837 Debbie: Five years? And that's just for going awol, all because of Sammi. 341 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:35,049 - Army guy gets it wasn't Ian's fault, right? - We'll know tomorrow. 342 00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:38,844 - Got room in there to take me to the train? - Always room in the caddy. 343 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,388 So it went okay? 344 00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:43,683 - Did our best. Sorry to make you wait. - Not at all. 345 00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:48,604 Uh, give me a sec. Hi. 346 00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:51,816 Hey, I just have a minute, but I got some news. 347 00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:56,821 The tour's off. 348 00:19:57,571 --> 00:20:01,409 I've been opening for Camille, and the lead singer has nodes on her vocal cords. 349 00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:03,869 So one more gig and we 're headed home. 350 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,914 Wow, when are you back? 351 00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:08,999 Couple of days. 352 00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,293 You bummed the tour got canceled? 353 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:13,921 How come? 354 00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:16,716 If we're gonna figure out how we feel about each other... 355 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,509 We should be in the same city. 356 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,845 You've got a point. 357 00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:25,558 Everybody comfortable? 358 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,269 No. Put Liam on your lap. 359 00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:29,812 Come here, boy. 360 00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:31,564 Come on. 361 00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:38,904 This, my friends, is how we properly maintain a broken pipe. 362 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,865 - You're a genius, Tommy. - All right. 363 00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:44,285 So the pump should drain the water. Get all your fans together. 364 00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:47,872 I got some fans in the truck, we'll bring them in here to dry the place out. 365 00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:49,999 This gets me free drinks for a year, right? 366 00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:52,710 - Yeah, right. More like a week. - Top shelf. 367 00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:55,629 Top shelf here is the cheap shit, just on a different shelf. 368 00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:59,425 And all your outlets are shorted. I'm gonna go look for a place to plug in. 369 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:03,262 - Kev, you're in charge of the hose, all right? - All right. Agh. 370 00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:07,349 I know this sucks... 371 00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:12,188 But it's nice that we're doing this together. Even though we're not together. 372 00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:16,692 Something I should tell you. Not a big deal. 373 00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:19,195 Just so it doesn't come up later and freak you out. 374 00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:21,530 You had a threesome with Svetlana and Fiona? 375 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,408 I went on a date with a guy. 376 00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:26,744 A date? 377 00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:30,539 No big deal. I didn't even make it to dinner. 378 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:33,876 What about you? 379 00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:35,753 I didn't date anyone. 380 00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:38,964 Did you fuck anyone? 381 00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:44,345 Who? 382 00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:48,641 Tsk. Just girls at the dorm. 383 00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:51,060 Girls? More than one? 384 00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:52,770 I didn't even enjoy it. Okay? 385 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:56,357 And what was I supposed to do? You left me. And dating's worse. 386 00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:58,192 How the fuck is dating worse?! 387 00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:01,403 Dating is the first step to a relationship. 388 00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:05,157 Sex is the first step to, you know... 389 00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:09,870 V, let's not fight, okay? 390 00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:12,498 Let's not argue. Can we just talk about our feelings? 391 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:16,544 Do not touch me, Mr. I-let-Russian-whores- blow-me-then-i-fuck-random-coeds. 392 00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:20,881 And I felt bad about dating Eddie Murphy. I'm a fucking idiot. 393 00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:25,302 Eddie Murphy? 394 00:22:30,558 --> 00:22:32,017 Hey. 395 00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:33,602 Thanks for picking me up. 396 00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:36,188 - What happened? - I'll tell you on the way. 397 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,607 Did you say your family live near Hamilton park? 398 00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:40,109 Yeah. Yeah, why? 399 00:22:40,276 --> 00:22:42,945 The party might be near your house at 76th and parnell. 400 00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:45,614 Oh, seriously? That's right around the corner. 401 00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:47,032 Thoughtso. 402 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:51,078 In the hood. I thought your, uh, social engagements would be a bit more... 403 00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:56,041 The host is a realtor. He says the area is up-and-coming. 404 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,668 I could have driven with my family. 405 00:22:57,835 --> 00:23:00,629 But I brought you cocktail attire. 406 00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:04,216 It's a Hugo boss jacket, shirt and tie. 407 00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:15,352 Hey, you need a lift out there again tomorrow? 408 00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:17,104 No, thanks, I'll have my own car. 409 00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:21,066 - You get roofies, I Google waterboarding. - I say put battery leads on her nipples. 410 00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:24,820 - Light her up like a Christmas tree. - That was really nice of you. 411 00:23:24,987 --> 00:23:26,071 Well, I agree. 412 00:23:26,697 --> 00:23:30,951 Man, I've been with you since 11 am. I haven't seen you eat. I was... 413 00:23:31,118 --> 00:23:32,828 Going to patsy's to close. 414 00:23:32,995 --> 00:23:36,081 What if I were to cook up some steak and eggs... 415 00:23:36,457 --> 00:23:39,418 Hash browns, you can vent about your day. 416 00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:41,420 They're invited. 417 00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:44,632 - Deb, you hungry? - No. 418 00:23:45,007 --> 00:23:47,676 - You okay with Liam if I go out? - Yeah. 419 00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:49,428 And no torturing Sammi, right? 420 00:23:54,183 --> 00:23:56,310 Looks like everything's pretty much handled. 421 00:23:59,188 --> 00:24:00,981 Bianca: Should we ask him? 422 00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:02,858 They won't have crack. They're winos. 423 00:24:03,025 --> 00:24:05,402 We'll try up by the overpass. 424 00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:08,280 The worst part about crack is long-term addiction. 425 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,658 But I won't be around for long-term anything. 426 00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:14,328 When you think about the drugs they would have me on at the hospital... 427 00:24:14,495 --> 00:24:17,998 What did you say the survival rate was for your kind of cancer? 428 00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:19,208 Two percent. 429 00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:22,544 - And that's getting treatment, right? - Mm. 430 00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:25,506 What about remission? What about people who aren't cured? 431 00:24:25,673 --> 00:24:27,716 What's your point? 432 00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:29,343 I'm just thinking out loud. 433 00:24:29,510 --> 00:24:32,304 You ever talk to someone getting chemo or radiation? 434 00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:35,891 They feel like someone's clawing at their teeth from the inside. 435 00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:39,019 They can't remember what day it is or keep their eyes open. 436 00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:41,563 They lay in bed all day and get bed sores that don't heal. 437 00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:47,194 Is that how you'd wanna spend your final days on this planet? 438 00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:49,905 Believe me, I'm at peace with my decision. 439 00:24:52,074 --> 00:24:54,201 I am with you all the way. 440 00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:58,664 Let's go to the overpass. 441 00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:10,509 I used to be afraid of train tracks. 442 00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:14,388 Now it feels good to stand on them. Go against my instincts. 443 00:25:14,555 --> 00:25:17,016 Oh, my god, feel my heart pound. 444 00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:19,601 How about that? 445 00:25:21,103 --> 00:25:23,731 - Let's have sex. - Really? 446 00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:26,650 On the tracks. There is no one around. 447 00:25:26,817 --> 00:25:29,570 - Yeah. - That wouldn't be my objection. 448 00:25:29,737 --> 00:25:31,238 I'd have sex with you anywhere. 449 00:25:31,405 --> 00:25:35,617 It seems that this particular location is fraught with unnecessary peril. 450 00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:42,291 If you wanna stop, just tell me. 451 00:25:56,138 --> 00:25:58,557 Helene: I do like what they've done to it. 452 00:25:59,767 --> 00:26:03,562 You know, if they ever go past that picket fence, they're gonna get carjacked. 453 00:26:10,277 --> 00:26:11,862 Let me go find norbert. 454 00:26:12,029 --> 00:26:13,655 Who? 455 00:26:14,490 --> 00:26:17,076 - Oh, uh, no, I'm okay. Thank you. - Phillip. 456 00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:19,620 Hey. Oh, Dr. Wallace. Uh... 457 00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:22,915 - Thanks for the ride today. - I didn't realize you were coming tonight. 458 00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:24,291 Oh, no? 459 00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:30,005 Hey, listen. Um, I know the two of you have an understanding. 460 00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:34,968 But if it pisses you off to have me around, you can just tell me. 461 00:26:35,135 --> 00:26:37,387 Well, I appreciate that. 462 00:26:37,554 --> 00:26:39,473 But I have no problem with... 463 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:40,724 Is that my tie? 464 00:26:42,184 --> 00:26:46,522 Norbert, my friend from the aerospace lab, didn't make it. 465 00:26:46,688 --> 00:26:48,816 After I talked him up. 466 00:26:49,399 --> 00:26:51,026 Man: Helene. 467 00:26:51,193 --> 00:26:52,277 - Oh, bill. - Oh, yeah. 468 00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:54,404 - There's our host. - Theo: Yeah, and Eileen. 469 00:26:56,740 --> 00:27:00,077 Lip, uh, this is bill, and that's his wife, Eileen. 470 00:27:01,870 --> 00:27:03,372 As in lip? 471 00:27:03,539 --> 00:27:06,250 - Yeah, yeah, that's it. - Heh-heh. 472 00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:08,877 We were just saying how much we love the house. 473 00:27:09,044 --> 00:27:10,587 - Yeah. - The detail. 474 00:27:10,754 --> 00:27:12,673 Just finished the remodel. 475 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,634 Of course, everyone thinks we're crazy for moving here. 476 00:27:16,218 --> 00:27:18,679 Not a street you wanna walk alone late at night, hm? 477 00:27:19,221 --> 00:27:21,682 - I know, this is pretty scary, huh? - Mm. 478 00:27:21,849 --> 00:27:27,271 But that is changing. There's a coffeehouse down on maple drive and a yoga studio. 479 00:27:27,437 --> 00:27:28,856 Lip grew up down the block. 480 00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:32,860 Really? Well, that must have been... 481 00:27:33,026 --> 00:27:34,486 Well, uh, what do you do now? 482 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:35,863 Oh, I'm an undergrad. 483 00:27:36,029 --> 00:27:38,282 Ah. Good for you. It's impressive. 484 00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:40,659 Yeah. How come? 485 00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:43,370 Well, I just meant that... 486 00:27:43,537 --> 00:27:45,539 I like, you know, coffee, you know. 487 00:27:45,706 --> 00:27:48,917 But coffee shops and yoga studios... 488 00:27:49,084 --> 00:27:51,753 You know, they make it so the people I grew up with... 489 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,714 They can't afford to live here anymore. 490 00:27:53,881 --> 00:27:55,883 So the neighborhood is getting nicer... 491 00:27:56,049 --> 00:27:59,219 But it's just not really the neighborhood anymore, you know? 492 00:28:01,597 --> 00:28:04,558 Excuse me, I'm gonna go get a smoke. Uh, it was nice to meet you. 493 00:28:04,725 --> 00:28:06,435 You too. 494 00:28:11,106 --> 00:28:13,609 Is that us? The tracks feel like they're vibrating. 495 00:28:13,775 --> 00:28:16,737 I don't know, but it feels so good. 496 00:28:18,488 --> 00:28:20,365 - Yep, that's the train. - Ah! 497 00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:24,077 What do you say we take this party and move it a few feet that way? 498 00:28:24,244 --> 00:28:25,662 Not yet. Oh, no. 499 00:28:25,829 --> 00:28:27,831 - What? - Oh, no. I'm gonna come. 500 00:28:32,461 --> 00:28:33,587 We gotta go. 501 00:28:34,796 --> 00:28:36,757 Almost there. Almost there. 502 00:28:58,528 --> 00:29:01,782 That was amazing. 503 00:29:01,949 --> 00:29:04,868 I could feel it in my nerve endings. 504 00:29:05,035 --> 00:29:07,579 - Couldn't you? In my... - Listen. 505 00:29:11,625 --> 00:29:13,418 - We should clarify something. - Okay. 506 00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:15,671 Because for me, personally... 507 00:29:15,837 --> 00:29:18,840 Part of feeling alive is being alive! 508 00:29:19,007 --> 00:29:22,678 What? I thought... I mean, I thought we were on the same page. 509 00:29:23,220 --> 00:29:27,099 Since I'm dying and you're an aging alcoholic with no purpose. 510 00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:28,308 No offense. 511 00:29:28,475 --> 00:29:31,019 I thought that we both... 512 00:29:31,186 --> 00:29:33,605 Wanted to be doing something crazy when we go. 513 00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:36,358 I was talking about enjoying life. 514 00:29:36,525 --> 00:29:37,734 - Yeah. - Not ending it. 515 00:29:37,901 --> 00:29:41,905 I have a brand-new liver. I'm not ready to slice it into pieces. 516 00:29:42,823 --> 00:29:46,576 Oh. Oh, frank, I'm so sorry. 517 00:29:46,994 --> 00:29:49,371 It's... it's okay. 518 00:29:49,538 --> 00:29:51,039 It's okay. 519 00:29:51,206 --> 00:29:52,833 - The sex was great. - Yeah. 520 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,544 I think it could be great without the train. 521 00:29:55,711 --> 00:30:00,340 Probably not, but what's important is that we understand each other now. 522 00:30:00,507 --> 00:30:02,467 - Of course. - For you, no trains. 523 00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:04,886 - No. - And for me... 524 00:30:05,053 --> 00:30:07,055 What I do is my decision. 525 00:30:07,931 --> 00:30:10,392 - Oh, god. - Why does that upset you? 526 00:30:15,897 --> 00:30:18,150 Oh, god. 527 00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:24,031 The macallan '39. 528 00:30:32,205 --> 00:30:34,958 Kevin: Tommy say where he wanted this fan? 529 00:30:37,919 --> 00:30:41,631 You don't have to talk to me, you just point me in the right direction. 530 00:30:42,299 --> 00:30:43,842 Tommy: Gonna turn the water back on. 531 00:30:44,009 --> 00:30:45,218 All right! 532 00:30:45,385 --> 00:30:50,515 Fine. Ignore me. Really mature when we could be working through this. 533 00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:51,892 Who says I want to? 534 00:30:52,059 --> 00:30:54,644 Oh, my god, I didn't fuck any of them more than once! 535 00:30:55,103 --> 00:30:56,355 How many were there? 536 00:30:57,606 --> 00:30:58,732 I'm not sure. 537 00:30:59,274 --> 00:31:03,153 See? That's how little they meant to me. Is this really what we're fighting about? 538 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:06,448 Because when you moved out, it was not about college chicks. 539 00:31:06,615 --> 00:31:09,743 It was because I was lonely and you hadn't fucked me in a year. 540 00:31:09,910 --> 00:31:12,496 But apparently, you have no problem fucking other girls. 541 00:31:12,662 --> 00:31:15,248 Any idea how shitty that makes me feel? 542 00:31:21,797 --> 00:31:23,465 Baby, I wanna grow old with you. 543 00:31:24,591 --> 00:31:27,636 I'm really sorry I didn't fuck you before... 544 00:31:27,803 --> 00:31:29,763 But I really, really wanna fuck you now. 545 00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:32,099 I think about it constantly. 546 00:31:32,265 --> 00:31:35,185 - Really? - You have no idea. 547 00:31:35,352 --> 00:31:36,395 Tell me. 548 00:31:37,771 --> 00:31:40,148 I borrowed lip's school computer to get online... 549 00:31:40,315 --> 00:31:44,403 And I found that porn that we made, and then I jerked off to it. 550 00:31:45,153 --> 00:31:46,655 - You did? - Yeah. 551 00:31:46,822 --> 00:31:48,990 Three times. 552 00:31:50,659 --> 00:31:52,619 That's so sweet. 553 00:31:59,292 --> 00:32:01,128 Veronica: Yes. Yes. 554 00:32:01,294 --> 00:32:02,838 Oh, god. Kevin: Oh, baby. 555 00:32:03,004 --> 00:32:04,965 Veronica: Oh, my god. 556 00:32:17,894 --> 00:32:19,438 There you are. 557 00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:21,356 And it's you. 558 00:32:22,023 --> 00:32:23,942 Hi, mom. 559 00:32:24,276 --> 00:32:27,654 I almost didn't get in, because my license is expired. 560 00:32:27,821 --> 00:32:30,407 They thought I was a Muslim spy or something. 561 00:32:33,034 --> 00:32:37,122 I'm glad you came, you know. I wasn't sure you would when I called you. 562 00:32:37,289 --> 00:32:39,583 Of course I would. 563 00:32:39,749 --> 00:32:42,502 I hitched a ride with a tractor salesman... 564 00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:46,298 And a gorgeous collie dog. 565 00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:49,342 I'd love a dog, you know. 566 00:32:49,509 --> 00:32:51,845 But my boyfriend's allergic. 567 00:32:53,597 --> 00:32:55,557 You have a boyfriend? Since when? 568 00:32:55,724 --> 00:32:57,809 Oh, yeah. He's... he's great. 569 00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:01,646 His name is Walter and he's very handsome. 570 00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:03,732 I'd like to meet him. 571 00:33:03,899 --> 00:33:05,233 Oh, definitely. 572 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:08,695 I don't know where he is right now, but he always turns up. 573 00:33:08,862 --> 00:33:11,364 When are you getting out of this place? 574 00:33:12,449 --> 00:33:15,160 I'll... I'll know more tomorrow, but it's... 575 00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:16,953 It's good to see you. 576 00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:22,667 I'm really glad you came, you know, I just... I needed someone to talk to, uh... 577 00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:24,002 Who gets it. 578 00:33:24,169 --> 00:33:27,422 - You know, not... the others try... - Yeah. I know. 579 00:33:27,589 --> 00:33:29,049 Does Fiona know I'm here? 580 00:33:30,759 --> 00:33:33,970 No, no, they don't know we still talk. 581 00:33:36,431 --> 00:33:40,602 Which is funny, because they all say how alike we are. 582 00:33:41,561 --> 00:33:44,481 It's probably not a compliment. 583 00:33:44,940 --> 00:33:47,234 Oh. No. I think it is. 584 00:33:53,907 --> 00:33:55,283 Monica: Yeah. 585 00:33:55,450 --> 00:33:58,787 There's always gonna be people... 586 00:33:59,204 --> 00:34:02,123 They're gonna try and fix us... 587 00:34:02,290 --> 00:34:04,793 And you can never make those people happy. 588 00:34:05,335 --> 00:34:09,464 Like it breaks their heart just to look at you. 589 00:34:09,839 --> 00:34:14,010 Yeah. I mean... urn, even Mickey now. 590 00:34:14,177 --> 00:34:16,304 He's your boyfriend, right? 591 00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:19,140 Yeah. Yeah, you remember him? 592 00:34:19,307 --> 00:34:21,726 I'm sure he means well. 593 00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:26,815 But you need to be with people who accept you for who you are. 594 00:34:26,982 --> 00:34:28,483 And they are out there. 595 00:34:30,318 --> 00:34:33,863 Should never apologize for being you. 596 00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:38,493 You, Ian. 597 00:34:40,287 --> 00:34:42,414 I love you. 598 00:34:54,134 --> 00:34:56,094 Should we dance on the tables? 599 00:34:57,095 --> 00:35:01,266 Well, it's an option. But I know what you really want. 600 00:35:02,309 --> 00:35:03,893 You do? 601 00:35:04,311 --> 00:35:06,187 I do. 602 00:35:06,354 --> 00:35:08,898 And I'm gonna give it to you. 603 00:35:16,573 --> 00:35:19,200 Holy shit. That looks good. 604 00:35:19,367 --> 00:35:22,245 You gotta crack the eggs with one hand. 605 00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:27,167 There we go. 606 00:35:27,584 --> 00:35:30,378 - Can I try? - Oh, sure. 607 00:35:33,340 --> 00:35:35,258 Yeah, you... no. 608 00:35:35,425 --> 00:35:37,969 - No. - Heh-heh. Shit. 609 00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:40,055 We'll scramble that one. 610 00:35:41,765 --> 00:35:44,142 Yeah. That'll be all right. 611 00:35:49,189 --> 00:35:52,942 If Ian wants his job back when he gets out, it's here for him. 612 00:35:55,737 --> 00:36:00,325 I know that probably wasn't that fun today, but you did it for his sake. I'm impressed. 613 00:36:00,492 --> 00:36:02,869 Wonder if I'll end up taking care of him. 614 00:36:04,371 --> 00:36:07,207 Mickey's got no idea what he's in for. 615 00:36:07,374 --> 00:36:11,044 - And I'm scared of the idea, but... - But drawn to it. 616 00:36:11,211 --> 00:36:14,089 Using other people's problems and ignoring your own. 617 00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:16,508 Like you're doing with me. 618 00:36:16,675 --> 00:36:19,386 - Yeah. Kind of like that. - Yeah. We're good for each other. 619 00:36:19,552 --> 00:36:21,638 Although, according to na... 620 00:36:21,805 --> 00:36:24,933 I'm not supposed to lean on anyone that I'm deeply attracted to. 621 00:36:25,767 --> 00:36:27,394 It complicates things. 622 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:30,063 Can you hand me that tray? 623 00:36:41,741 --> 00:36:44,869 - Oh. - Oh! Sorry, man. Didn't see you. 624 00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:47,622 Besides, the line for the bathroom was way long. So... 625 00:36:47,789 --> 00:36:50,291 No. Go for it, it's, uh... 626 00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:52,252 - It's not my house. - Yeah. 627 00:36:52,419 --> 00:36:54,963 I would, uh, shake your hands, but... 628 00:36:55,130 --> 00:36:57,048 - No. No need. - All right. 629 00:36:57,215 --> 00:37:00,552 This fancy landscaping seems out of place when you consider it's kind of... 630 00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:04,973 Before you say it's a shitty neighborhood, you should know I live right down the block. 631 00:37:05,140 --> 00:37:08,309 Oh. Then you know it's a shitty neighborhood. 632 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,315 Hey, you know the owner? 633 00:37:14,482 --> 00:37:17,652 No, I just met him. I mean, he seems nice, but that party... 634 00:37:17,819 --> 00:37:19,654 Is not my scene, right? Yeah. 635 00:37:19,821 --> 00:37:21,322 I think I insulted the guy. 636 00:37:22,824 --> 00:37:24,200 He deserve it? 637 00:37:24,826 --> 00:37:26,202 Well, he moved here. 638 00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:30,498 Well, then, fuck him. Let's piss on his bushes. Ha-ha-ha. 639 00:37:32,459 --> 00:37:34,210 - Hey. - You made it. 640 00:37:34,377 --> 00:37:36,755 And you two found each other. 641 00:37:36,921 --> 00:37:39,007 - What do you mean? - This is norbert. 642 00:37:39,174 --> 00:37:42,427 Oh, shit. Aerospace norbert, right? 643 00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:45,388 Oh. That's how you should address me. 644 00:37:45,555 --> 00:37:49,851 Look at him, he's got normal clothes on, and you made me wear a jacket and a tie. 645 00:37:50,018 --> 00:37:52,479 - Oh, but you look so nice. - You do look very nice. 646 00:37:53,980 --> 00:37:55,857 You wanna split and grab dinner? 647 00:37:56,024 --> 00:37:57,192 You up for that? 648 00:37:58,067 --> 00:37:59,277 Yeah. Norbert: Yeah? 649 00:37:59,444 --> 00:38:00,820 Okay, good. I'll get Theo. 650 00:38:00,987 --> 00:38:02,864 I'm gonna get a drink for the road. 651 00:38:03,031 --> 00:38:04,949 Well, I'll just be out front. 652 00:38:11,623 --> 00:38:13,416 Who is it? 653 00:38:14,167 --> 00:38:16,878 - Yo. About Sammi... - Shut the door. 654 00:38:17,170 --> 00:38:18,546 I came up with a plan. 655 00:38:18,713 --> 00:38:20,799 - Thought we already did that. - Shut the door. 656 00:38:20,965 --> 00:38:22,592 All right. 657 00:38:22,759 --> 00:38:25,220 When Sammi comes back for the rest of her stuff... 658 00:38:25,386 --> 00:38:26,930 We put roofies in the soda. 659 00:38:36,022 --> 00:38:38,691 Debbie: When she passes out, we tie her up. 660 00:38:56,626 --> 00:38:59,003 I was wrong, and I'll never bother any of you again! 661 00:39:02,590 --> 00:39:05,468 - So when will you have the roofies? - Already gave them to her. 662 00:39:05,635 --> 00:39:08,263 - What do you mean? - She's on the floor, passed out. 663 00:39:09,764 --> 00:39:11,182 Go look. 664 00:39:16,104 --> 00:39:18,022 Debbie: Ha. No way. How much did she have? 665 00:39:18,189 --> 00:39:19,232 Enough, I guess. 666 00:39:19,399 --> 00:39:21,276 Let's move her to the chair. 667 00:39:21,442 --> 00:39:23,570 You think family sucks ass, you stupid bitch? 668 00:39:23,736 --> 00:39:27,282 - Take her, take her. - You ain't seen nothing yet. 669 00:39:28,408 --> 00:39:30,118 Her eyes are open. Is that normal? 670 00:39:30,285 --> 00:39:32,287 - Mickey: Is she awake? - I don't know. 671 00:39:32,704 --> 00:39:36,040 - She's not moving. - She's breathing, right? 672 00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:41,588 Aw, fuck. 673 00:39:41,754 --> 00:39:43,590 - What? - She's dead. 674 00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:46,843 - What? - You got that car battery for nothing. 675 00:39:47,343 --> 00:39:48,636 What do you mean, she's dead? 676 00:39:48,803 --> 00:39:50,638 All you gave her was a roofie. 677 00:39:50,805 --> 00:39:53,558 What is a roofie, anyway? How much did you give her? 678 00:39:53,725 --> 00:39:56,436 All right, look, she didn't drink enough to kill her, okay? 679 00:39:56,603 --> 00:39:58,771 She take other pills? Xanax? Percocet? 680 00:39:58,938 --> 00:40:00,273 How should I know? 681 00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:02,442 I mean, she does take pills in the morning. 682 00:40:02,609 --> 00:40:05,486 Well, there you go. Fucking pill head, serves her right. 683 00:40:05,653 --> 00:40:09,198 - We have to call 911. They can bring her back. - You wanna get locked up? 684 00:40:09,365 --> 00:40:11,367 No. Give me the phone. They can save her. 685 00:40:11,534 --> 00:40:13,494 The fuck they can. Look at her. She's dead. 686 00:40:15,330 --> 00:40:16,998 What a pain in the ass. 687 00:40:17,165 --> 00:40:18,583 You got a hacksaw? 688 00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:21,252 Don't worry about it. It gets too messy. 689 00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:23,588 Ain't it past his bedtime? 690 00:40:23,755 --> 00:40:25,548 Liam, no, don't look! 691 00:40:25,715 --> 00:40:28,843 Little late for that. Put him to bed, come back, we'll deal with this. 692 00:40:29,010 --> 00:40:31,763 Come on, Debbie, go. Go. 693 00:40:32,764 --> 00:40:34,349 Night, buddy. 694 00:40:41,481 --> 00:40:43,942 Oh, well, iookie here. Hey. 695 00:40:44,108 --> 00:40:48,029 Look at you all dapper. We look like we just crawled out of a sewer. 696 00:40:48,196 --> 00:40:51,282 - Why are you guys all wet? - Kevin: Oh, it's a... 697 00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:53,534 It's a long story. 698 00:40:53,701 --> 00:40:56,329 Why are you all dolled up? Are you at this party? 699 00:40:56,496 --> 00:41:02,460 Oh, um, this is helene and Theo and norbert. This is, uh, kev and v. 700 00:41:02,627 --> 00:41:04,963 Nice to meet you. You live in the neighborhood? 701 00:41:05,129 --> 00:41:06,714 Yeah, down there. 702 00:41:06,881 --> 00:41:08,591 Wonderful. 703 00:41:10,009 --> 00:41:12,762 We're not always this wet and grimy, just... 704 00:41:14,097 --> 00:41:16,307 Uh, listen, we were just heading out, actually. 705 00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:18,142 - Oh, yeah. Cool. - Yeah. 706 00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:19,894 Yeah, we gotta get home anyway. 707 00:41:20,061 --> 00:41:21,479 We'll catch up soon. 708 00:41:21,646 --> 00:41:23,648 - Have a good night. - Okay. 709 00:41:24,148 --> 00:41:26,192 - It's nice to meet you. - Great. Yeah. 710 00:41:26,359 --> 00:41:27,652 - Yeah. - Okay. 711 00:41:27,819 --> 00:41:29,946 They seem nice. 712 00:41:30,738 --> 00:41:34,951 I never thought I'd do any of that shit kids are supposed to dream about, you know. 713 00:41:35,118 --> 00:41:37,495 Being a doctor, an astronaut. 714 00:41:37,662 --> 00:41:41,207 I mean, selling cups, that felt realistic... 715 00:41:41,749 --> 00:41:44,127 But I fucked that up anyway. 716 00:41:45,336 --> 00:41:47,422 To self-sabotage. 717 00:41:51,259 --> 00:41:53,594 To self-sabotage. 718 00:42:04,188 --> 00:42:06,357 Is this a date? 719 00:42:08,735 --> 00:42:10,653 I don't know. 720 00:42:11,070 --> 00:42:12,196 Could be. 721 00:42:14,198 --> 00:42:17,952 Why, are you hoping it is a date, or are you afraid we got mixed signals? 722 00:42:18,119 --> 00:42:21,539 No. I like the signals. 723 00:42:22,290 --> 00:42:24,834 Yeah, I'm enjoying them too. 724 00:42:25,334 --> 00:42:27,503 It's just, uh... 725 00:42:27,670 --> 00:42:31,090 I recently got married to someone else... 726 00:42:31,257 --> 00:42:34,594 And then five minutes later, I screwed my ex. 727 00:42:34,761 --> 00:42:38,139 - So you met your quota. Heh. - Sort of? 728 00:42:39,849 --> 00:42:43,311 I'm pretty capable of maintaining a slutty streak. 729 00:42:43,478 --> 00:42:44,896 Nice. 730 00:42:46,272 --> 00:42:49,567 So if you and I were gonna have something real... 731 00:42:50,234 --> 00:42:52,570 It wouldn't start tonight. 732 00:42:54,614 --> 00:42:56,074 You sold that pretty well. 733 00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:58,367 - Heh. Good. Good. - Yeah. 734 00:42:58,534 --> 00:43:00,995 - Can I get more hash browns? - Yeah, yeah. 735 00:43:01,412 --> 00:43:04,665 So when does the quota reset? Because I'm... 736 00:43:04,832 --> 00:43:07,418 - Free tomorrow night too. - Heh-heh. 737 00:43:18,096 --> 00:43:20,181 Fucking gross. 738 00:43:21,849 --> 00:43:24,685 - When's the moving company pick this up? - You're asking me? 739 00:43:24,852 --> 00:43:26,771 Just saying, if it's days, she'll smell... 740 00:43:26,938 --> 00:43:28,356 Fuck! Bianca: What? 741 00:43:28,523 --> 00:43:31,192 - Mickey, debs, this is Bianca. - Hello. 742 00:43:31,359 --> 00:43:34,612 Say, is, uh, lip at school? He's not in his room, is he? 743 00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:38,658 - What's in the crate? - How should I know? 744 00:43:39,117 --> 00:43:41,410 - You were locking it. - I never touched that lock. 745 00:43:41,577 --> 00:43:43,037 Get your eyes checked. 746 00:43:43,871 --> 00:43:46,999 - True, I was right here. He never touched it. - Okay. 747 00:43:47,166 --> 00:43:49,210 I don't feel well. 748 00:43:54,382 --> 00:43:57,301 What the fuck's a girl like that doing with frank anyway? 749 00:44:50,188 --> 00:44:51,689 Everything all right? 750 00:44:53,065 --> 00:44:54,442 Bianca: Yeah. 751 00:44:58,362 --> 00:44:59,405 That was fun. 752 00:44:59,572 --> 00:45:02,950 - Too much scotch? - Just cancer. 753 00:45:03,117 --> 00:45:06,787 I brought you a banana and some water. Helps settle the stomach. 754 00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:13,836 So how do we do this? 755 00:45:15,755 --> 00:45:19,008 Do I just put it in the pipe and light it? 756 00:45:21,093 --> 00:45:22,637 Let's smoke some reefer instead. 757 00:45:23,054 --> 00:45:24,555 Huh? I already tried it. 758 00:45:25,223 --> 00:45:29,393 It's just that crack really plays havoc on the old immune system. 759 00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,021 Oh, if you don't want any, I totally get it. 760 00:45:32,855 --> 00:45:35,566 - I don't... I didn't... - Can you just hold the lighter? 761 00:45:36,317 --> 00:45:38,694 Please? Thanks. 762 00:46:04,762 --> 00:46:07,848 Oh, my god, I can't believe it. 763 00:46:13,562 --> 00:46:16,482 Oh, my god. 764 00:46:50,891 --> 00:46:52,059 Tired yet? 765 00:46:53,269 --> 00:46:55,563 Mm. Not even. 766 00:47:00,067 --> 00:47:02,069 You sound tired. 767 00:47:04,572 --> 00:47:06,407 Gus called... 768 00:47:06,574 --> 00:47:09,076 And asked how I was doing. 769 00:47:10,328 --> 00:47:13,914 I didn't tell him that we were at an army base... 770 00:47:14,373 --> 00:47:16,834 Or that Ian was in trouble. 771 00:47:17,001 --> 00:47:19,795 I said I had nothing to report. 772 00:47:22,340 --> 00:47:24,842 I don't know why I did that. 773 00:47:28,721 --> 00:47:34,602 We want people to think we live reasonable lives. 774 00:47:36,437 --> 00:47:39,815 I don't mean to cast aspersions on your relationship with your husband... 775 00:47:39,982 --> 00:47:43,778 But I'd like to point out that when I came in this morning... 776 00:47:44,362 --> 00:47:47,156 You told me what was happening. 777 00:47:48,324 --> 00:47:50,326 In detail. 778 00:47:53,412 --> 00:47:54,747 Tired yet? 779 00:49:08,696 --> 00:49:09,738 - Frank. - What? 780 00:49:09,905 --> 00:49:12,700 - My family's here. - For fuck's sake. 781 00:49:12,867 --> 00:49:14,827 In the room. 782 00:49:19,081 --> 00:49:20,332 Morning. 783 00:49:20,499 --> 00:49:21,542 My god. 784 00:49:21,709 --> 00:49:25,379 Bianca, you have to come with us to the hospital. The doctors are expecting us. 785 00:49:25,546 --> 00:49:27,256 We're calling the police. 786 00:49:27,423 --> 00:49:29,049 You broke into his house. 787 00:49:29,216 --> 00:49:31,552 We didn't break in. 788 00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:33,554 Uh, mom? 789 00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:38,726 - Oh! For god's sake. - Sorry. Morning wood. Sorry. 790 00:49:38,893 --> 00:49:43,022 I have a pair of pants around. If you see them... 791 00:49:45,941 --> 00:49:48,819 The crack pipe is bad enough, but this guy? 792 00:49:49,236 --> 00:49:52,448 - If you beat cancer and learn you have aids... - Oh, my god. 793 00:49:52,615 --> 00:49:54,575 How did you find me? Did you follow us? 794 00:49:54,742 --> 00:49:55,784 - You texted me. - What? 795 00:49:55,951 --> 00:49:59,079 I woke to your text this morning asking us to get you. With the address. 796 00:49:59,246 --> 00:50:01,207 Even said you'd leave the door open. See? 797 00:50:01,373 --> 00:50:03,209 Bianca: No, I never sent that. 798 00:50:03,375 --> 00:50:04,668 Woman: Well, someone did. 799 00:50:04,835 --> 00:50:06,462 Well... 800 00:50:09,006 --> 00:50:10,633 Why would you do that?! 801 00:50:10,799 --> 00:50:12,927 What? No. I'd—— I... i—... 802 00:50:13,093 --> 00:50:14,136 Oh, my god! 803 00:50:14,303 --> 00:50:18,933 Well, I thought maybe if we got another couple of months together, or years even... 804 00:50:19,099 --> 00:50:21,435 Can you blame me? We have a connection... 805 00:50:21,602 --> 00:50:23,312 I am not in love with you, frank. 806 00:50:24,855 --> 00:50:27,775 Can you please just wait downstairs? I'll get dressed. 807 00:50:27,942 --> 00:50:29,610 Wait for me. I'll come and meet you. 808 00:50:31,904 --> 00:50:33,489 I'm so sorry. I'm sorry, dad. 809 00:50:37,076 --> 00:50:39,787 I'm... I'm sorry about that. 810 00:50:39,954 --> 00:50:42,039 I was high. I wasn't thinking clearly. 811 00:50:42,206 --> 00:50:45,042 - There's a back stainnell, yes? - You're not going to the hospital? 812 00:50:45,209 --> 00:50:47,419 - Where are you going? - Thinking Costa Rica. 813 00:50:47,836 --> 00:50:49,713 Oh, my god. 814 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:51,382 That is perfect. 815 00:50:51,549 --> 00:50:54,009 Just, uh, give me a couple of minutes. 816 00:50:54,176 --> 00:50:55,636 I gotta find my passport. 817 00:50:56,095 --> 00:50:59,640 My meds. I cannot forget my meds. 818 00:51:09,692 --> 00:51:11,026 Goodbye, frank. 819 00:51:40,264 --> 00:51:43,183 Dying is lonely. We know that. 820 00:51:43,350 --> 00:51:44,977 Doesn't have to be. 821 00:51:47,021 --> 00:51:48,981 Do you even have a passport? 822 00:51:53,569 --> 00:51:55,863 Who's Diego Mustafa? 823 00:51:56,030 --> 00:51:58,782 I have no idea, but it's worked before. Scoot over. 824 00:52:13,922 --> 00:52:16,634 Hi. Fiona Gallagher, here to see our brother Ian. 825 00:52:19,219 --> 00:52:20,679 Ian Gallagher was released. 826 00:52:20,846 --> 00:52:23,641 - Fucking a. - That's amazing. 827 00:52:23,807 --> 00:52:26,644 There's an upside of being a psycho, huh? Are we clear to go in? 828 00:52:26,810 --> 00:52:28,395 He's not at this facility. 829 00:52:28,562 --> 00:52:31,774 - I need you to back it up and exit that Lane. - Wait, wait, wait. Where is he? 830 00:52:32,358 --> 00:52:37,363 Mr. Gallagher was released into the care of, uh, Monica Gallagher. 831 00:52:38,906 --> 00:52:41,075 - Fuck. - Holy shit. 832 00:52:47,665 --> 00:52:49,041 Hey. 833 00:52:49,208 --> 00:52:55,506 Oh, enjoy your big, empty, lonely SUV, you motherfucking yuppie piece of shit! 834 00:52:55,673 --> 00:52:57,925 Don't worry, we'll get another one. 835 00:52:59,218 --> 00:53:02,429 Oh, yes! Oh, Ian, come on, come on. 836 00:53:04,014 --> 00:53:07,851 Anywhere south of here is great! 837 00:53:08,018 --> 00:53:09,603 Oh, a dog! 838 00:53:09,770 --> 00:53:13,941 Oh, I want a dog. Oh... 839 00:53:14,108 --> 00:53:15,442 Hey, oh, thanks. 840 00:53:15,609 --> 00:53:18,696 Mmm. Get warm with the dog. 841 00:53:33,627 --> 00:53:35,170 Sammi: Help! 842 00:53:35,337 --> 00:53:37,047 Help!