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So how long you plan on us
staying here playing house?
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Did you see those kids' faces?
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Do you see the way
they looked at me?
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I'm not supporting six kids.
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We get the DNA results
tomorrow.
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It'll prove Liam's not Frank's.
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ROBERTA: That way if
this shithead changes his mind,
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he can't ever try and take Liam back.
MONICA: Quiet.
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Quiet.
They're sleeping.
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We are going to make
a great family, baby.
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I'm going to take care
of you and Liam
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like Frank never could.
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(giggling, murmuring)
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ROBERTA: Possession is
9/10th's of the law.
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(squealing in distance)
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FIONA:
It's so quiet.
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It's nice, right?
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Yeah.
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DEBBIE (over baby monitor):
It has to be E-6.
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It's the only spot left big
enough for a carrier.
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CARL:
No, it's not...
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(kids shouting) Monica didn't even
bother to read to them or tuck them in.
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She probably forgot to use
Liam's ass cream, too.
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DEBBIE:
Yes, it is.
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You're cheating again!
CARL: No, I'm not!
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FIONA:
Carl, go back to your room.
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Debbie, go to sleep.
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School tomorrow.
We're almost done.
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You both brush your teeth?
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DEBBIE AND CARL:
Yes...!
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Carl?
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Go. Now.
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Night, Carl.
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Night, Fiona. Love you.
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Love you, Fiona.
FIONA: Love you, too.
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And no reading
under the covers.
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(Debbie sighs)
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Monica,
Carl needs something from you.
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Here.
What? What's this?
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LIP:
Permission slip.
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Oh. You're going
to the aquarium!
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When?
CARL: Today.
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I need ten dollars.
What for?
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Admission fee.
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School doesn't pay for that?
LIP: No;
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and he'll need money for food.
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Grab him an instant oatmeal
and a Pop-Tart.
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Makes a great lunch.
Deb,
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what are you doing?
I'm looking
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for a poster board and markers.
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I'm running for re-election.
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Ian, could you help her?
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If you all would tell me
these things the night before,
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it would be a little better
in the morning.
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I need 40 bucks.
ROBERTA: No.
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Bob, do you have a five?
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In... in my wallet.
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Where it's gonna stay.
(murmurs)
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Look, I need a new calculus
textbook.
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I can get it used;
only costs 20.
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IAN:
Where are our lunches?
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Huh?
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Um...
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What is everybody looking at?
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Start spreading peanut butter
on bread.
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Right.
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So...
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Okay. Where's the jelly?
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(clamoring voices)
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Fucking Monica.
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She can barely cook an egg.
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She didn't even
make them lunches.
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Now she's got them
leaving for school late
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while that fat lesbian sits
on her ass doing nothing.
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All right.
It's freezing in here.
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Go over and help out.
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Fuck her!
She's driving you crazy.
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I'm fine. All right, then
it's driving me crazy.
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Believe me, I'll be back
over there soon enough.
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You get any sleep last night?
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She left Carl at Oktoberfest
until November.
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This is a woman who burned
a hole in Liam's footie pajamas
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when she fell asleep smoking
while nursing.
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She came back.
She's a flake. Okay?
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She never called.
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She never came by.
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She never sent those kids
a fucking birthday card!
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Must've been hard
when she left.
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Destroyed the kids.
I meant you.
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(laughs)
I wept tears of joy.
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We need a couch.
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You should talk to a lawyer.
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(laughing)
Oh, right.
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I can't keep food on the table,
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but I'm hiring a lawyer.
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Just to find out
what Monica can and can't do.
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Here, you know what?
I gotta get to work.
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Hup! Catch!
Wha...?
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What's this?
Your own cell phone.
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I told you I don't want you
buying me stuff.
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It's what couples do.
(clicks his tongue)
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Get us a couch.
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Okay. Um...
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Okay!
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Everyone...
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We won't be here
when you get home from school.
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Why?
What?
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Fiona always tells us why.
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None of your damn business why.
Bob!
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Your mother told you to go,
so go!
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MONICA: Out. Go on, guys.
I'll catch up.
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Bye. Bye.
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(Liam and Roberta giggle)
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I don't care
what the fucking DNA test says.
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You're not taking Liam.
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(scoffs)
We'll see about that.
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Yeah, we will.
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We having a problem,
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Phillip?!
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I dunno... Bob!
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Let's see.
You're camped out in my house,
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you're fucking my mother,
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and you're talking about
stealing my baby brother.
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Why would we have a problem?
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Boy, I will kick your...
Stop it! Hey!
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And congratulations, Mom.
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You always knew how to pick 'em.
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MONICA:
Lip!
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Lip!
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Lip!
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Please stop!
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Please!
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We haven't had
a chance to talk.
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Don't worry about it.
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No, I do.
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I... Oh, geez.
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I don't know where to start.
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How to explain.
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I worry about you.
(panting)
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I think about you all the time.
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I miss you.
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There's so much
I want to ask you.
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How's school?
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You were always so smart.
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My Lip.
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I know you can do anything.
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I'm so sorry I hurt you.
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(sobbing):
Oh, look at me.
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Next time you're thinking about
dropping in,
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don't.
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You've fucked up our lives
enough already.
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Touched By An Angel marathon
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on the Hallmark Channel
this weekend.
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Ooh, I always liked that one.
Mm-hmm.
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Except the Irish lady.
She's weird.
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Gunsmoke marathon on TBS, too.
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Think we could get it painted?
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The car.
Anything you want, Princess.
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I am just so proud of you
for deciding to go to
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the Purity Ball
and letting me protect you
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the way Jesus intended, huh?
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Have fun at school, sweetie.
Bye, Mom.
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Oh!
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Frank.
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I made Belgian crepes
with raspberries,
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and there's a little
maple syrup for you.
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Uh, can't. I'm late.
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Where you going?
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I told you.
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I'm picking up Monica, going
to the city clerk's office,
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signing the settlement
and getting the money.
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So... Monica?
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Yes, Monica.
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You want me
to get the money, don't you?
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Is that the only reason?
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Yes.
Frank?
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Are you coming home for dinner?
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Absolutely.
You sure?
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Yes, Yes. I'm late.
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I'm late.
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(car engine starts)
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Fuck.
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Thank God
we're leaving tomorrow.
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I don't think I can.
Yes, you can.
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These kids need me.
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They're fine.
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You didn't see Lip?
How brokenhearted he was?
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Oh, honey, he'll get over it.
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We can't take Liam from
his brothers and sisters.
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He's coming with us.
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No. The universe is
giving me a sign.
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An opportunity to be the mother
I never could be.
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I always felt guilty
about leaving those kids.
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I'm...
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I'm-I'm better now.
I think I can handle it.
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Yeah.
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Look at me.
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Monica!
Look... Uh-uh.
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Look at me.
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When we met, you were
like a beaten dog,
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barely hanging on by a thread.
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I am stronger now.
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But for how long if
we stay here, baby?
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For how long, hmm?
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(laughs)
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We're getting the
DNA results, then
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we're leaving with Liam.
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Oh-ho.
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I hope I'm not interrupting
a pajama party, Moni.
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That's what you ladies do
when you're together, right?
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Pillow fights and the like?
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You wish you had a dick
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as big as mine.
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I am a man of ample girth
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and length.
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(snorts)
Ask Moni.
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If I seem unimpressive in
my Wranglers, it's because
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I'm a grower, not a shower.
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But trust me,
when it's time to show, I grow.
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Come on, Mrs. G.
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Let's hit the road.
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Frankie's got some moolah
coming his way.
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Change of plans, Frankie.
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Monica's not signing
those papers
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until you get Lip, Fiona and
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the kids on board
with us taking Liam.
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- What? - Monica needs to know that the
kids aren't going to hate her.
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It's too late.
They already hate her.
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Don't push it, Frank.
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We could be asking
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for the spousal support and
half the settlement money.
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Fine.
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Where's Fiona?
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MONICA:
Next door.
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She moved in with Steve.
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Who the fuck is Steve?
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Oh, God...
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That time of the year again,
Jasper?
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Yeah, just like
Christmas, Frank.
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I know you've been naughty.
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Stop following me.
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Got my camcorder right here.
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Just a matter of time
before I catch you.
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Fuck off.
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How's Mickey doing?
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They still have him at
the jail ward over at County.
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You been over to visit him?
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Nah.
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Those dyke guards pat you down
like amateur gynecologists.
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How's Kash?
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Couple of the Neighborhood
Watch ladies came by the store,
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offered to throw him a parade.
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Hmm.
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Kash had better move
his family back to Baghdad
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before Mickey gets out.
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He's from Evanston.
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Won't be nearly far enough.
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Mandy...
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Lip.
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It's a nice outfit.
262
00:12:52,822 --> 00:12:54,757
What is that...
uh, pirate wench?
263
00:12:54,791 --> 00:12:56,825
You like?
264
00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:59,061
What's your third period?
265
00:12:59,095 --> 00:13:00,863
Health.
266
00:13:00,897 --> 00:13:02,431
Why?
267
00:13:02,465 --> 00:13:05,100
Think we need
to miss some school.
268
00:13:05,135 --> 00:13:06,502
See you.
269
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:15,310
Tony?
270
00:13:15,345 --> 00:13:17,146
Somebody bought
Mr. Harris' house?
271
00:13:17,180 --> 00:13:19,148
Windows aren't
boarded up anymore.
272
00:13:19,182 --> 00:13:22,050
Yeah. Somebody did.
273
00:13:22,085 --> 00:13:24,653
Who?
274
00:13:24,687 --> 00:13:26,622
Steve.
275
00:13:29,125 --> 00:13:30,859
Yeah.
276
00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:33,462
Hope he can get the smell out.
277
00:13:33,496 --> 00:13:37,900
Harris was dead on the toilet
a long time before we found him.
278
00:13:42,105 --> 00:13:44,072
What was that about?
279
00:13:46,543 --> 00:13:48,544
Come on.
280
00:13:49,546 --> 00:13:51,246
You're good?
Shit!
281
00:13:51,281 --> 00:13:53,048
Careful, careful,
careful, careful.
282
00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:55,317
Stop it! Ow!
I got it. I got it.
283
00:13:55,351 --> 00:13:56,652
Okay, girl power.
284
00:13:56,686 --> 00:13:58,987
And down, down, down,
down, down, down, down.
285
00:13:59,022 --> 00:14:01,089
Oh.
Oh. Oh, sorry.
286
00:14:01,124 --> 00:14:02,391
FRANK:
Nice couch.
287
00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:03,692
What the hell, Frank?
288
00:14:03,726 --> 00:14:04,860
Steve needs
289
00:14:04,894 --> 00:14:06,195
new locks.
290
00:14:06,229 --> 00:14:07,930
You broke in?
Living with
291
00:14:07,964 --> 00:14:08,997
the boyfriend.
292
00:14:09,032 --> 00:14:10,699
What?
She won't sign
293
00:14:10,733 --> 00:14:13,268
my settlement until you
and the kids stop harassing her
294
00:14:13,303 --> 00:14:15,237
over Liam.
We're not harassing her.
295
00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:17,706
The boy needs
to be with his mother.
296
00:14:17,740 --> 00:14:21,043
He is with his mother till
she decides to take off again.
297
00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:23,612
You obviously don't care.
298
00:14:23,646 --> 00:14:27,049
You've moved into
this love nest.
299
00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:28,250
I didn't move.
300
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:30,252
I'm staying here
until your wife fucks up.
301
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:32,654
What your mother
and I decide to do
302
00:14:32,689 --> 00:14:36,758
with our son Liam is
our business, Fiona,
303
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:38,861
not yours.
304
00:14:38,895 --> 00:14:40,429
I am getting that money!
305
00:14:51,574 --> 00:14:53,775
So?
306
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:55,811
I think he might be serious.
307
00:14:59,082 --> 00:15:01,950
Hey, Frank.
Fuck!
308
00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:05,153
Yo, Frank.
309
00:15:05,188 --> 00:15:07,990
Sheila called and "is making
your favorite dinner...
310
00:15:08,024 --> 00:15:09,391
pot roast."
311
00:15:09,425 --> 00:15:11,426
Sheila's making you pot roast?
312
00:15:11,461 --> 00:15:12,728
Oh, that's so sweet.
313
00:15:12,762 --> 00:15:15,330
Oh, and hey, that Jasper guy
was hanging around again,
314
00:15:15,365 --> 00:15:16,565
asking questions about you.
315
00:15:16,599 --> 00:15:18,166
Aah!
Wanted to know how you felt.
316
00:15:18,201 --> 00:15:20,669
If you were back to work,
that sort of thing.
317
00:15:20,703 --> 00:15:22,437
Fucking disability guy.
318
00:15:22,472 --> 00:15:24,139
He's outside right now.
319
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:26,008
Been following me
around all morning.
320
00:15:26,042 --> 00:15:27,910
I told him you were training
321
00:15:27,944 --> 00:15:29,077
for a marathon.
322
00:15:29,112 --> 00:15:30,412
Every year that shithead
323
00:15:30,446 --> 00:15:33,081
tries to trip me up,
stop my disability check.
324
00:15:33,116 --> 00:15:35,817
I finally get some luck,
325
00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:38,420
and this douche with a
video cam has to show up.
326
00:15:38,454 --> 00:15:39,855
You don't have any luck.
327
00:15:39,889 --> 00:15:41,823
Hello!
328
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,825
Settlement money. Thank you.
329
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,460
If I can get
330
00:15:45,495 --> 00:15:47,429
Monica away from
Rosie Greer long enough
331
00:15:47,463 --> 00:15:49,197
to sign the goddamn thing!
332
00:15:49,232 --> 00:15:51,700
Yeah, well, my guess... Bob won't
let Monica out of her sight.
333
00:15:51,734 --> 00:15:54,202
She did look beautiful, though,
didn't she?
334
00:15:54,237 --> 00:15:56,138
Really keeping herself up.
335
00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:58,206
Uh-huh.
336
00:15:58,241 --> 00:16:00,208
Yeah, what about, uh,
337
00:16:00,243 --> 00:16:02,144
Sheila and the pot roast?
338
00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:03,478
(laughs)
339
00:16:03,513 --> 00:16:05,614
She's like mouth
herpes... the gift
340
00:16:05,648 --> 00:16:07,149
that keeps on giving.
341
00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:10,852
No. Monica is my soul mate.
342
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:12,688
We just click.
343
00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:14,856
Two lesbians at home
and the promise of cash.
344
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:16,925
Maybe your luck
has changed, Frank.
345
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,927
Nah.
346
00:16:18,962 --> 00:16:20,329
(Tommy laughs)
347
00:16:20,363 --> 00:16:22,064
Nah.
348
00:16:22,098 --> 00:16:23,498
What are we looking for?
349
00:16:23,533 --> 00:16:25,334
How to override parental rights.
350
00:16:25,368 --> 00:16:27,336
We thinking DCFS or attorneys?
351
00:16:27,370 --> 00:16:28,870
Attorneys.
352
00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:30,605
I should have done this
when I turned 18.
353
00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:31,974
Frank was so broken
after Monica left,
354
00:16:32,008 --> 00:16:33,141
he would have signed anything.
355
00:16:33,176 --> 00:16:34,576
Here's someone.
356
00:16:34,610 --> 00:16:36,144
Mark Rydell.
357
00:16:36,179 --> 00:16:37,846
He'll fight for you
358
00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:39,314
when you can't
fight for yourself.
359
00:16:39,349 --> 00:16:41,350
Asian cowboy? Don't think so.
360
00:16:41,384 --> 00:16:42,851
Oh, what about that lady?
361
00:16:42,885 --> 00:16:44,853
The one that helped
get Carl and Debbie back
362
00:16:44,887 --> 00:16:48,023
when Frank locked them in
that car at Indian bingo.
363
00:16:48,057 --> 00:16:49,157
Micha Davis.
364
00:16:49,192 --> 00:16:50,892
Is this her?
365
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:52,828
Looks like she just
shit in her pants.
366
00:16:52,862 --> 00:16:54,296
(laughing)
Keep looking.
367
00:16:54,330 --> 00:16:56,331
Ah.
368
00:16:56,366 --> 00:16:58,867
There's one.
Christine Dowling.
369
00:16:58,901 --> 00:17:00,369
Attractive, professional...
370
00:17:00,403 --> 00:17:03,038
And she looks like she might
actually have a law degree.
371
00:17:03,072 --> 00:17:04,806
Let's call her.
372
00:17:04,841 --> 00:17:07,909
IAN:
Where'd you get the car?
373
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:10,345
LIP:
Borrowed it from Steve.
374
00:17:10,380 --> 00:17:12,014
Been working with him a bit.
375
00:17:12,048 --> 00:17:14,583
Doing what?
376
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:17,152
(sighs)
377
00:17:17,186 --> 00:17:19,321
Oh, better not
let Fiona find out about it,
378
00:17:19,355 --> 00:17:21,990
or she'll kill you... and him.
379
00:17:23,559 --> 00:17:25,794
You doing okay?
380
00:17:25,828 --> 00:17:29,064
Lot going on.
381
00:17:29,098 --> 00:17:31,533
Yeah. It's weird
having Monica back.
382
00:17:31,567 --> 00:17:34,002
Yeah. Yeah, that, too.
383
00:17:35,872 --> 00:17:37,839
What? Something else?
384
00:17:37,874 --> 00:17:41,710
It's kind of hard to explain.
385
00:17:41,744 --> 00:17:43,745
Try me.
386
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:46,882
Mickey's gay,
and we're doing it.
387
00:17:46,916 --> 00:17:48,683
And Kash shot Mickey
because of me,
388
00:17:48,718 --> 00:17:51,453
but Mickey would rather go
to juvie than admit he's gay.
389
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:54,022
So, I'm doing both
Kash and Mickey.
390
00:17:54,057 --> 00:17:57,025
Well, not so much Kash lately.
391
00:17:57,060 --> 00:17:59,261
But when Kash and me
were hot and heavy,
392
00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:00,562
Linda found out about it,
393
00:18:00,596 --> 00:18:02,664
and is blackmailing Kash
into having another kid.
394
00:18:02,698 --> 00:18:05,000
Holy shit.
395
00:18:05,034 --> 00:18:07,169
Yeah.
396
00:18:07,203 --> 00:18:10,672
IAN:
Here they come.
397
00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:15,844
I think I'm gonna
go see him today.
398
00:18:15,878 --> 00:18:16,912
Who? Kash?
399
00:18:16,946 --> 00:18:18,180
No. Mickey.
400
00:18:18,214 --> 00:18:19,781
He's in jail
awaiting sentencing.
401
00:18:26,489 --> 00:18:29,558
I want to know what
I have to do to adopt
402
00:18:29,592 --> 00:18:31,960
my toddler brother and possibly
my other siblings, as well,
403
00:18:31,994 --> 00:18:33,395
and raise them as my own.
404
00:18:33,429 --> 00:18:35,030
Are both your parents
still alive?
405
00:18:35,064 --> 00:18:36,565
Yes.
Incompetent?
406
00:18:36,599 --> 00:18:38,967
Very.
407
00:18:39,001 --> 00:18:41,269
Okay, well, you're
talking about
408
00:18:41,304 --> 00:18:43,638
vacating their parental
rights and becoming
409
00:18:43,673 --> 00:18:45,040
legal guardian of how many?
410
00:18:45,074 --> 00:18:46,074
Five.
411
00:18:46,109 --> 00:18:47,876
Oh, that's a lot of kids.
412
00:18:50,079 --> 00:18:51,446
You know,
the law's pretty strict
413
00:18:51,481 --> 00:18:52,614
regarding parental rights.
414
00:18:52,648 --> 00:18:54,616
You'd need
to prove incompetence.
415
00:18:54,650 --> 00:18:55,951
Do you have a case?
416
00:18:55,985 --> 00:18:57,018
How much time do you have?
417
00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:58,086
I have a folder.
418
00:18:58,121 --> 00:18:59,855
You got a folder. Okay.
419
00:19:01,257 --> 00:19:03,425
(clears throat)
420
00:19:03,459 --> 00:19:05,293
Well, it looks
like your mother...
421
00:19:05,328 --> 00:19:06,495
Monica.
422
00:19:06,529 --> 00:19:08,630
...Monica left a couple
of years ago?
423
00:19:08,664 --> 00:19:10,065
21 and a half months.
424
00:19:10,099 --> 00:19:11,233
Is she back now?
425
00:19:11,267 --> 00:19:12,501
Sort of.
426
00:19:12,535 --> 00:19:14,102
And your father,
427
00:19:14,137 --> 00:19:15,203
Frank Gallagher...
428
00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:16,671
Wow. He's a live one.
429
00:19:16,706 --> 00:19:18,607
Drinker?
430
00:19:23,713 --> 00:19:26,148
Yeah.
431
00:19:26,182 --> 00:19:29,518
Uh, do you make federal poverty
level wages for a family of six?
432
00:19:29,552 --> 00:19:30,719
How much is that?
433
00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:32,787
30 grand a year or so.
434
00:19:32,822 --> 00:19:33,855
(sputters)
435
00:19:36,325 --> 00:19:38,793
So you don't earn enough money
to support them,
436
00:19:38,828 --> 00:19:40,862
and we'd have to prove
your parents incompetent?
437
00:19:40,897 --> 00:19:43,598
Listen, I know it
bites the big one,
438
00:19:43,633 --> 00:19:45,000
but the best case scenario
439
00:19:45,034 --> 00:19:47,235
is the county places
your brothers and sisters
440
00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:50,138
in foster care while you and
your father fight over custody.
441
00:19:51,207 --> 00:19:52,307
(sighs)
442
00:19:52,341 --> 00:19:54,643
Mrs. Gallagher?
MONICA: Yeah.
443
00:19:55,578 --> 00:19:57,145
Thank you.
Yeah.
444
00:19:57,180 --> 00:19:58,313
(sighs)
445
00:19:59,382 --> 00:20:02,884
He's Frank's.
446
00:20:02,919 --> 00:20:04,152
(Liam babbles)
447
00:20:04,187 --> 00:20:05,921
What?!
448
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:07,155
Frank's the father.
449
00:20:07,190 --> 00:20:09,224
How the fuck is this possible?
450
00:20:09,258 --> 00:20:10,392
I don't know.
451
00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:11,960
I always thought I got pregnant
452
00:20:11,994 --> 00:20:14,663
when I did E with that
bouncer at the Zebra Lounge.
453
00:20:14,697 --> 00:20:16,164
I-I woke up naked.
454
00:20:16,199 --> 00:20:17,699
The law's still on our side.
455
00:20:17,733 --> 00:20:18,867
What?
456
00:20:18,901 --> 00:20:21,036
You're the mother.
457
00:20:21,070 --> 00:20:22,470
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
458
00:20:22,505 --> 00:20:24,105
So, we find Frank today,
459
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:26,408
tell him we'll sign
his settlement papers
460
00:20:26,442 --> 00:20:29,110
in exchange for him signing over
his parental rights.
461
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,845
After that, there ain't
462
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:32,747
a damn thing
Fiona can do about it.
463
00:20:32,782 --> 00:20:34,416
Come on, Monica.
464
00:20:37,286 --> 00:20:39,688
He's not ruining
my fucking family.
465
00:20:39,722 --> 00:20:42,290
I swear to God, he's not going
to take my son away from me.
466
00:20:42,325 --> 00:20:44,626
Fuck this shit!
467
00:20:45,761 --> 00:20:47,729
Wow.
468
00:20:47,763 --> 00:20:49,731
They look unhappy.
469
00:20:49,765 --> 00:20:51,433
Yeah.
470
00:20:56,138 --> 00:20:57,706
Two women who just left
471
00:20:57,740 --> 00:21:00,809
must not have not been happy
with the news they got, huh?
472
00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:02,210
Oh, yeah. Happens.
473
00:21:02,245 --> 00:21:03,411
Had a guy last month
474
00:21:03,446 --> 00:21:05,547
hang himself from a pipe
in the men's room.
475
00:21:07,116 --> 00:21:08,617
So, can I help you?
476
00:21:08,651 --> 00:21:10,885
Yeah, uh, I think, uh...
477
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:13,555
I think maybe you can.
478
00:21:13,589 --> 00:21:16,825
♪ ♪
479
00:21:37,346 --> 00:21:38,346
(brakes squeal)
480
00:21:41,817 --> 00:21:43,785
♪ ♪
481
00:22:02,138 --> 00:22:04,272
How long you gonna
keep this up, Jasper?
482
00:22:04,307 --> 00:22:06,441
Well, as long as
it takes this time.
483
00:22:06,475 --> 00:22:09,778
Insurer is sick and
tired of paying you.
484
00:22:09,812 --> 00:22:11,012
They know you're faking.
485
00:22:11,047 --> 00:22:13,415
Gonna pay me a thousand
bucks for proving it.
486
00:22:19,121 --> 00:22:21,089
Hey, Jasper.
487
00:22:27,396 --> 00:22:29,364
FRANK (calls):
Monica!
488
00:22:30,566 --> 00:22:32,434
You here?
489
00:22:32,468 --> 00:22:35,303
I talked to Fiona!
490
00:22:35,338 --> 00:22:38,173
Everything's good!
491
00:22:38,207 --> 00:22:40,775
Monica!
492
00:22:45,047 --> 00:22:46,348
Bleh.
493
00:22:53,356 --> 00:22:56,024
♪ ♪
494
00:23:07,403 --> 00:23:08,536
Oh, shit!
495
00:23:08,571 --> 00:23:10,538
(yells)
496
00:23:14,410 --> 00:23:16,378
Where's Fiona?
497
00:23:16,412 --> 00:23:18,546
Doesn't live here anymore.
498
00:23:18,581 --> 00:23:19,981
Monica?
499
00:23:20,015 --> 00:23:21,716
Nope.
500
00:23:21,751 --> 00:23:25,019
I think I broke my arm.
501
00:23:25,054 --> 00:23:26,321
Uh-huh.
502
00:23:26,355 --> 00:23:28,123
It hurts a lot.
503
00:23:29,759 --> 00:23:32,427
(clicks tongue)
Yeah.
504
00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:36,431
That one?
Yeah.
505
00:23:37,566 --> 00:23:39,334
Ow! What the...?!
506
00:23:39,368 --> 00:23:42,070
Go get your bike.
507
00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:46,074
You sure you're ready for this?
508
00:23:46,108 --> 00:23:47,942
Hell, yeah. I mean,
509
00:23:47,977 --> 00:23:50,845
just 'cause Liam's Frank's
doesn't mean the rest of us are.
510
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:51,980
LIP:
Yeah.
511
00:23:53,015 --> 00:23:56,184
All right, it says here
512
00:23:56,218 --> 00:23:59,220
all we have to do is...
513
00:23:59,255 --> 00:24:02,490
swab our own cheeks
and send it back in.
514
00:24:02,525 --> 00:24:05,193
Yeah, and pay them
150 bucks each.
515
00:24:05,227 --> 00:24:07,595
On the off chance
we're not related to Frank,
516
00:24:07,630 --> 00:24:09,264
it's totally worth it.
517
00:24:09,298 --> 00:24:10,465
Open up.
518
00:24:12,368 --> 00:24:14,002
It's actually
519
00:24:14,036 --> 00:24:16,037
pretty cool...
there's a lot of shit
520
00:24:16,071 --> 00:24:18,406
we can figure out
about ourselves in there.
521
00:24:18,441 --> 00:24:22,076
Yeah, like, uh, if we got
the alcoholic gene from Frank.
522
00:24:22,111 --> 00:24:24,546
Yeah, or the dummy gene
from Monica.
523
00:24:24,580 --> 00:24:26,848
Or if any of us is
gonna turn out to be gay.
524
00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:27,882
Nice.
525
00:24:47,870 --> 00:24:49,904
(tires squeal)
526
00:24:54,944 --> 00:24:56,611
Now!
527
00:24:58,380 --> 00:25:00,181
(tires screech)
528
00:25:02,718 --> 00:25:04,886
(groans)
Carl!
529
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,354
Carl!
530
00:25:06,388 --> 00:25:08,957
Carl. Oh...
531
00:25:08,991 --> 00:25:10,191
I think
532
00:25:10,226 --> 00:25:11,559
you broke his arm.
533
00:25:11,594 --> 00:25:12,560
Oh, shit!
534
00:25:12,595 --> 00:25:14,229
Can I go to the hospital now?
535
00:25:14,263 --> 00:25:16,564
(quietly): Just give me a couple
of more yells first.
536
00:25:16,599 --> 00:25:17,932
(yelling)
537
00:25:17,967 --> 00:25:19,801
Oh, my boy!
538
00:25:19,835 --> 00:25:21,803
Oh, wow.
539
00:25:21,837 --> 00:25:24,172
That roast smells amazing.
540
00:25:26,041 --> 00:25:27,742
Don't get any ideas,
it's not for you.
541
00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:31,212
Frank's not coming back.
He's with his wife now.
542
00:25:31,247 --> 00:25:33,181
Mmm.
543
00:25:33,215 --> 00:25:35,617
I know how disappointed you get
544
00:25:35,651 --> 00:25:38,520
when nobody's here to
eat your wonderful meals.
545
00:25:38,554 --> 00:25:40,154
KAREN:
Mom!
546
00:25:41,624 --> 00:25:43,057
Where is my dress?
547
00:25:43,092 --> 00:25:45,226
Come on, sweet girl.
548
00:25:45,261 --> 00:25:46,561
(Karen giggling)
549
00:25:46,595 --> 00:25:49,097
SHEILA: It's so good.
Okay...
550
00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:51,833
(gasps):
Perfect.
551
00:25:51,867 --> 00:25:54,702
Okay, let me get the side zipper.
KAREN: Okay.
552
00:25:54,737 --> 00:25:56,738
SHEILA (whispering):
You look beautiful.
553
00:25:58,274 --> 00:26:01,175
My goodness.
554
00:26:01,210 --> 00:26:03,578
You... you look stunning.
555
00:26:06,649 --> 00:26:10,919
I am so proud of you.
556
00:26:12,955 --> 00:26:14,956
All right, Eddie.
557
00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:18,493
Why don't you just
join us for dinner
558
00:26:18,527 --> 00:26:21,129
before you both go
to the Purity Ball?
559
00:26:21,163 --> 00:26:23,131
You're sure?
560
00:26:23,165 --> 00:26:27,068
I'll just...
save a plate for Frank.
561
00:26:39,882 --> 00:26:42,050
Thanks for putting money
in my commissary account.
562
00:26:42,084 --> 00:26:44,018
I was running low on smokes.
563
00:26:44,053 --> 00:26:45,720
Not me. Kash.
564
00:26:45,754 --> 00:26:48,990
I told him you might
still press charges.
565
00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:51,025
Thanks.
566
00:26:55,264 --> 00:26:57,498
How long?
567
00:26:57,533 --> 00:27:01,135
I don't know. Supposed
to be a year, right?
568
00:27:01,170 --> 00:27:04,172
Maybe only a couple months
if I don't do anything stupid.
569
00:27:04,206 --> 00:27:05,506
Like what?
570
00:27:05,541 --> 00:27:06,841
Like stab that fat
571
00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:08,943
fuckin' mick who keeps
trying to steal my Jell-O!
572
00:27:08,978 --> 00:27:10,612
Who? Me?
Yeah!
573
00:27:10,646 --> 00:27:12,647
Fuck you!
574
00:27:15,718 --> 00:27:18,386
I, I miss you.
575
00:27:18,420 --> 00:27:21,756
You say that again, I'll rip
your tongue out of your head.
576
00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:34,168
Take your hand off the glass.
Oh.
577
00:27:34,203 --> 00:27:36,638
♪ ♪
578
00:27:48,317 --> 00:27:54,222
♪ Yes, I found her
buried underneath ♪
579
00:27:54,256 --> 00:27:55,923
(siren begins to wail)
580
00:27:55,958 --> 00:28:01,663
♪ The ground,
shaking as she weeps... ♪
581
00:28:11,573 --> 00:28:14,676
(garbled police radio
transmission)
582
00:28:20,416 --> 00:28:22,383
Good evening, Officer.
Is everything okay?
583
00:28:22,418 --> 00:28:23,951
I don't know. Is it?
584
00:28:23,986 --> 00:28:25,453
Oh. Hey. Tony,
how you doing?
585
00:28:25,487 --> 00:28:26,821
Good.
586
00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:31,392
So... did I do
something wrong?
587
00:28:31,427 --> 00:28:33,161
Taillight out?
588
00:28:33,195 --> 00:28:34,395
Low tire?
No, no,
589
00:28:34,430 --> 00:28:36,564
no, uh, congratulations
on the new house.
590
00:28:36,598 --> 00:28:40,034
Yeah.
591
00:28:40,069 --> 00:28:42,837
Yeah, yeah, nice little
fixer-upper in the neighborhood.
592
00:28:42,871 --> 00:28:45,206
Hear the neighbors can be
loud, though, lots of kids.
593
00:28:46,308 --> 00:28:48,609
Fiona's a good girl.
The best.
594
00:28:48,644 --> 00:28:51,112
Known her since we were in
Head Start. Long time, you know?
595
00:28:55,017 --> 00:28:57,652
Just... drive carefully.
596
00:28:57,686 --> 00:29:00,054
You don't want to
get hurt down here.
597
00:29:09,732 --> 00:29:11,933
Mm, this is good.
598
00:29:11,967 --> 00:29:15,136
So, I'm just curious
about what happens
599
00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:17,638
at the Purity Ball tonight.
600
00:29:17,673 --> 00:29:20,141
Well, it's a Christian event
designed to strengthen the bond
601
00:29:20,175 --> 00:29:21,709
between fathers and daughters.
602
00:29:21,744 --> 00:29:23,077
We make a covenant.
603
00:29:23,112 --> 00:29:26,814
Of purity. Like an oath?
And then we exchange
604
00:29:26,849 --> 00:29:28,483
promise rings and, uh,
605
00:29:28,517 --> 00:29:30,518
we do some chastity prayers.
It's fun.
606
00:29:32,688 --> 00:29:35,423
Wow.
607
00:29:35,457 --> 00:29:39,026
Do they have these,
um, balls for young men?
608
00:29:39,061 --> 00:29:41,062
Why would they?
609
00:29:42,765 --> 00:29:44,699
Oh...
610
00:29:44,733 --> 00:29:46,334
Ready to smile?
611
00:29:46,368 --> 00:29:49,837
Aw. Oh, that's so nice!
612
00:29:49,872 --> 00:29:51,839
(gasps)
It's beautiful.
613
00:29:51,874 --> 00:29:54,075
One more, one more.
614
00:29:54,109 --> 00:29:55,510
One more, one more.
Oh, come on.
615
00:29:55,544 --> 00:29:57,011
It's so nice.
616
00:29:57,045 --> 00:29:59,113
Oh, yeah!
617
00:29:59,148 --> 00:30:00,248
Hey, you're back!
618
00:30:00,282 --> 00:30:02,283
FRANK:
Oh, hell yeah.
619
00:30:02,317 --> 00:30:04,318
Showed that Jasper
a thing or two.
620
00:30:04,353 --> 00:30:06,687
Bastard's going to
be begging me
621
00:30:06,722 --> 00:30:08,222
not to sue him.
622
00:30:08,257 --> 00:30:10,591
Let us have a bottle
of your good stuff.
623
00:30:10,626 --> 00:30:11,959
I've got some money coming.
624
00:30:11,994 --> 00:30:13,828
You know, when you die,
I'm gonna go to your funeral
625
00:30:13,862 --> 00:30:15,463
and I'm gonna sing
a song. It goes,
626
00:30:15,497 --> 00:30:16,898
♪ I got money coming ♪
627
00:30:16,932 --> 00:30:18,266
Oh, boy.
628
00:30:18,300 --> 00:30:20,768
Bet you wish you'd had that
vasectomy by now, huh?
629
00:30:20,803 --> 00:30:23,638
♪ ♪
630
00:30:23,672 --> 00:30:26,107
Just thought you'd want
to know Carl's all right.
631
00:30:26,141 --> 00:30:28,075
They re-set his arm.
632
00:30:28,110 --> 00:30:29,410
LIP: Yeah, so please
stay on your barstool,
633
00:30:29,444 --> 00:30:30,511
and just keep drinking.
634
00:30:30,546 --> 00:30:31,846
Hey.
635
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:33,848
Let's just do what
we came here to do.
636
00:30:33,882 --> 00:30:37,819
If you're looking for money,
I don't have any yet.
637
00:30:37,853 --> 00:30:39,687
Your mom still hasn't signed
my settlement papers.
638
00:30:39,721 --> 00:30:41,355
I don't know where
she's been all day.
639
00:30:41,390 --> 00:30:43,591
She's been getting
Liam's DNA results.
640
00:30:43,625 --> 00:30:45,026
Congratulations,
you're still the father.
641
00:30:45,060 --> 00:30:47,595
Are you serious?
642
00:30:47,629 --> 00:30:51,032
Ooh. I thought that
was always a rumor
643
00:30:51,066 --> 00:30:52,500
about Nana Gallagher
having an affair
644
00:30:52,534 --> 00:30:54,035
with that sax player.
645
00:30:54,069 --> 00:30:57,104
Promise you won't sign anything
forfeiting parental rights.
646
00:30:57,139 --> 00:31:01,342
Come on! You know what
a bad mother Monica is.
647
00:31:01,376 --> 00:31:03,477
I'm just letting her pretend
that she can have him
648
00:31:03,512 --> 00:31:04,846
so I can get my settlement.
649
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:06,814
What if she doesn't give up that easy?
No, no.
650
00:31:06,849 --> 00:31:09,050
No, this is a win-win situation.
651
00:31:09,084 --> 00:31:11,519
I mean, even if she takes him
for just a little while,
652
00:31:11,553 --> 00:31:12,854
she'll be back.
653
00:31:12,888 --> 00:31:15,690
Crying about her
low self-esteem,
654
00:31:15,724 --> 00:31:18,292
or how boys actually
need their fathers,
655
00:31:18,327 --> 00:31:20,228
or penis grief.
656
00:31:20,262 --> 00:31:22,997
FRANK: That's when you wake
up in the middle of the night
657
00:31:23,031 --> 00:31:25,066
and you look at the person
next to you, and you say,
658
00:31:25,100 --> 00:31:26,467
"Somebody help me!
I just fucked a lady."
659
00:31:26,501 --> 00:31:29,370
I've never asked you
for anything. Ever.
660
00:31:29,404 --> 00:31:32,974
Oh, come on. Will you please
give me some time with this?
661
00:31:33,008 --> 00:31:34,709
I can do this, I,
just don't pressure me.
662
00:31:34,743 --> 00:31:36,344
I've gotta walk away.
663
00:31:36,378 --> 00:31:38,846
- What? - If I don't walk away,
I'm going to fucking hit him.
664
00:31:40,082 --> 00:31:41,682
What the hell?
665
00:31:45,454 --> 00:31:47,421
Fuck!
666
00:31:52,961 --> 00:31:54,595
Debs.
667
00:31:56,698 --> 00:32:00,134
If you do this, you are on
your own, and I'm not kidding.
668
00:32:00,168 --> 00:32:03,070
I'm done. I'm gone.
669
00:32:03,105 --> 00:32:04,872
FRANK: Bullshit.
You'll never leave those monkeys,
670
00:32:04,907 --> 00:32:07,241
you love them too much.
671
00:32:07,276 --> 00:32:10,244
Kids.
672
00:32:10,279 --> 00:32:13,948
Before we begin, let me
just say how proud we are
673
00:32:13,982 --> 00:32:15,950
of your desire to re-purify.
674
00:32:15,984 --> 00:32:18,619
My daughters participated,
and now,
675
00:32:18,654 --> 00:32:21,022
although still single,
are enjoying
676
00:32:21,056 --> 00:32:23,357
very spirit-filled lives.
677
00:32:23,392 --> 00:32:24,892
Patty?
678
00:32:24,927 --> 00:32:27,161
Would you like to start?
679
00:32:28,230 --> 00:32:31,232
Last year when I was
singing madrigal,
680
00:32:31,266 --> 00:32:33,434
I started dating
a boy in the choir.
681
00:32:33,468 --> 00:32:36,804
He said we were dating,
but we never met outside of
682
00:32:36,838 --> 00:32:39,106
our make-out sessions in
the rehearsal hall.
683
00:32:39,141 --> 00:32:41,876
I repeatedly let him touch me
684
00:32:41,910 --> 00:32:46,781
on my breasts, through
my shirt and bra.
685
00:32:46,815 --> 00:32:48,582
And once, I felt his...
686
00:32:48,617 --> 00:32:51,285
his rod touch my leg.
687
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,554
This is so embarrassing. I can't
believe I let him do this.
688
00:32:53,588 --> 00:32:55,589
I'm so sorry.
RANDY: Thank you, Patty.
689
00:32:55,624 --> 00:32:57,725
I want to thank you for
your courage to confront
690
00:32:57,759 --> 00:32:59,260
your struggles with desire.
691
00:32:59,294 --> 00:33:01,162
Who's next?
692
00:33:01,196 --> 00:33:03,431
Elaine?
693
00:33:05,467 --> 00:33:07,435
Hi.
694
00:33:07,469 --> 00:33:09,003
My name is Elaine,
695
00:33:09,037 --> 00:33:12,239
and I only touched one...
696
00:33:12,274 --> 00:33:14,108
penis.
697
00:33:14,142 --> 00:33:16,077
Once.
698
00:33:16,111 --> 00:33:18,779
If I didn't, I was going
to get hit with a pipe.
699
00:33:18,814 --> 00:33:22,750
God, why did you let
my daughter become a slave
700
00:33:22,784 --> 00:33:24,018
to the flesh?
701
00:33:24,052 --> 00:33:26,253
I was going to get
hit with a pipe!
702
00:33:29,958 --> 00:33:31,792
STEVE:
So the lawyer said
703
00:33:31,827 --> 00:33:32,927
there's nothing you can do?
704
00:33:32,961 --> 00:33:35,463
If we sue, it could backfire.
Make things worse.
705
00:33:35,497 --> 00:33:37,798
(knock at door)
706
00:33:39,201 --> 00:33:42,036
Jesus. This place still smells
like old man Harris.
707
00:33:42,070 --> 00:33:43,437
What did Monica want?
708
00:33:43,472 --> 00:33:45,139
She wants us to
come over for dinner.
709
00:33:45,173 --> 00:33:46,941
Some kind of a family meeting.
710
00:33:46,975 --> 00:33:48,109
FIONA (scoffs):
Family?
711
00:33:48,143 --> 00:33:49,310
Fucking load of shit.
712
00:33:49,344 --> 00:33:50,878
You told her we know
Liam is Frank's?
713
00:33:50,912 --> 00:33:51,879
Yeah.
714
00:33:51,913 --> 00:33:54,115
(Fiona sighs)
715
00:33:54,149 --> 00:33:55,850
You have any pot?
716
00:33:55,884 --> 00:33:57,651
I think if I have
to go see Mom conscious,
717
00:33:57,686 --> 00:33:59,987
I might actually commit a violent felony.
LIP: That's the first time
718
00:34:00,022 --> 00:34:02,590
in a long time
I've heard you call her Mom.
719
00:34:02,624 --> 00:34:03,824
I did?
720
00:34:04,926 --> 00:34:05,926
I don't know
721
00:34:05,961 --> 00:34:07,595
if I ever really felt
like she was my mom.
722
00:34:07,629 --> 00:34:10,164
Ian and I got
our DNA tests done.
723
00:34:10,198 --> 00:34:12,867
FIONA:
Why?
724
00:34:12,901 --> 00:34:13,901
I don't know, got excited
725
00:34:13,935 --> 00:34:16,103
at the idea
of not being Frank's, and
726
00:34:16,138 --> 00:34:17,371
if none of us are his, then
727
00:34:17,406 --> 00:34:18,506
you'd have a much
easier time becoming
728
00:34:18,540 --> 00:34:19,807
our legal guardians.
729
00:34:19,841 --> 00:34:21,709
Lip's gonna pick up
the results in about an hour.
730
00:34:21,743 --> 00:34:23,477
Well...
731
00:34:24,479 --> 00:34:26,580
...here's to you
not being Frank's.
732
00:34:31,253 --> 00:34:33,854
My actions have been unladylike
733
00:34:33,889 --> 00:34:36,457
and base in nature,
and for that I am
734
00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:38,025
truly sorry.
735
00:34:38,060 --> 00:34:39,693
RANDY:
Karen.
736
00:34:40,996 --> 00:34:43,397
In order for you to receive
the full gift of purity,
737
00:34:43,432 --> 00:34:46,934
you need to be
as honest as you can.
738
00:34:46,968 --> 00:34:49,637
It's okay, sweetheart.
739
00:34:49,671 --> 00:34:52,073
Just tell what happened.
740
00:34:52,107 --> 00:34:56,510
Um, well, okay.
(chuckles)
741
00:34:56,545 --> 00:34:59,980
I started having oral sex
at a very young age,
742
00:35:00,015 --> 00:35:01,549
maybe 13.
743
00:35:01,583 --> 00:35:03,617
It was guys
around the neighborhood...
744
00:35:03,652 --> 00:35:05,052
three or four at first
745
00:35:05,087 --> 00:35:07,221
and then, well, more than three
746
00:35:07,255 --> 00:35:08,823
or four.
747
00:35:08,857 --> 00:35:10,124
I didn't have intercourse
748
00:35:10,158 --> 00:35:12,393
until the eighth grade.
749
00:35:12,427 --> 00:35:14,361
I didn't like it at first,
but then around the sixth time,
750
00:35:14,396 --> 00:35:16,163
it started to feel good,
751
00:35:16,198 --> 00:35:18,466
really good,
752
00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:19,967
but I didn't feel
good about it.
753
00:35:20,001 --> 00:35:21,268
Um, there was
754
00:35:21,303 --> 00:35:24,004
a few times where I got high
755
00:35:24,039 --> 00:35:28,008
and started experimenting
with guys and girls
756
00:35:28,043 --> 00:35:29,810
at the same time.
757
00:35:29,845 --> 00:35:31,579
I wouldn't necessarily
call it an orgy,
758
00:35:31,613 --> 00:35:35,082
but there were a lot of naked
body parts flying around,
759
00:35:35,117 --> 00:35:37,818
which felt very good
but kind of bad
760
00:35:37,853 --> 00:35:40,087
all at the same time.
761
00:35:40,122 --> 00:35:42,756
And then there was the time
at Mindy Carlson's sleepover
762
00:35:42,791 --> 00:35:43,824
when we all got in the shower
763
00:35:43,859 --> 00:35:46,460
and started soaping
each other up,
764
00:35:46,495 --> 00:35:48,195
and then her mom walked in
and freaked out
765
00:35:48,230 --> 00:35:49,930
when she saw Mindy
in the shower with a big,
766
00:35:49,965 --> 00:35:51,499
black strap-on dildo.
767
00:35:51,533 --> 00:35:52,500
You whore!
768
00:35:53,301 --> 00:35:55,703
Whores don't get cars!
769
00:35:57,506 --> 00:35:59,140
MONICA:
Okay.
770
00:35:59,174 --> 00:36:02,243
There, I hope
everybody's hungry.
771
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:10,017
There you go, Ian,
it's your favorite.
772
00:36:10,051 --> 00:36:11,018
What is it?
773
00:36:11,052 --> 00:36:12,353
Lasagna.
774
00:36:12,387 --> 00:36:16,957
Carl, could you start
passing the salad, please?
775
00:36:16,992 --> 00:36:19,326
ROBERTA: Monica is Liam's
mother, and I know you won't
776
00:36:19,361 --> 00:36:21,295
be happy, but...
Jesus,
777
00:36:21,329 --> 00:36:25,366
Bob, can we just enjoy our
dinner and then talk after...?
778
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:26,534
Talk about what?
779
00:36:26,568 --> 00:36:27,535
Debbie,
780
00:36:27,569 --> 00:36:28,536
please.
781
00:36:28,570 --> 00:36:30,004
Where's Lip?
782
00:36:30,038 --> 00:36:31,438
Had something to do.
783
00:36:31,473 --> 00:36:32,540
He's not coming?
784
00:36:32,574 --> 00:36:34,675
Sorry I-I'm late.
785
00:36:34,709 --> 00:36:35,976
Did I miss the chow?
786
00:36:36,011 --> 00:36:39,046
Ooh... looks good.
787
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:40,781
If you called us here
to tell us
788
00:36:40,815 --> 00:36:42,349
that you're taking Liam
and leaving again,
789
00:36:42,384 --> 00:36:44,418
we don't want to hear it.
Fiona,
790
00:36:44,452 --> 00:36:46,754
you're upset, I get it.
791
00:36:46,788 --> 00:36:49,023
I was married to Frank
for 18 years.
792
00:36:49,057 --> 00:36:52,693
I know, it's like swallowing
broken glass every day.
793
00:36:52,727 --> 00:36:53,494
Hey!
794
00:36:55,096 --> 00:36:58,365
Oh, Lip, wonderful.
We just started.
795
00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:00,534
Your mother said 6:30.
796
00:37:00,569 --> 00:37:01,702
You lose your watch?
797
00:37:01,736 --> 00:37:03,037
I don't have a watch, Bob.
798
00:37:03,071 --> 00:37:05,105
What's the news?
799
00:37:05,140 --> 00:37:07,408
Haven't opened it yet. Figured
we should do it together.
800
00:37:07,442 --> 00:37:09,009
Thanks.
801
00:37:09,044 --> 00:37:10,377
Me and Ian decided
802
00:37:10,412 --> 00:37:13,414
to get our DNA tests done, too,
803
00:37:13,448 --> 00:37:16,584
on the off chance that
maybe we aren't Frank's kids.
804
00:37:16,618 --> 00:37:17,818
What?
805
00:37:17,852 --> 00:37:19,920
Yeah. We figured
why should you and Bob
806
00:37:19,955 --> 00:37:21,989
get to have all the fun?
807
00:37:24,859 --> 00:37:26,727
Holy shit.
808
00:37:26,761 --> 00:37:30,698
Congratulations, Ian.
809
00:37:30,732 --> 00:37:34,535
You are not
Frank Gallagher's son.
810
00:37:46,781 --> 00:37:48,649
(door slams)
Fuck!
811
00:37:48,683 --> 00:37:50,084
(groans)
Karen?
812
00:37:50,118 --> 00:37:51,885
Sweetie...
813
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:52,720
Honey?
814
00:37:54,789 --> 00:37:57,558
Sweetie, you're back
from the ball so soon?
815
00:37:58,593 --> 00:38:00,995
Honey?
816
00:38:02,264 --> 00:38:04,031
Karen?
817
00:38:04,065 --> 00:38:05,232
(crashing)
818
00:38:05,267 --> 00:38:07,901
He promised me the fucking car!
819
00:38:07,936 --> 00:38:10,971
Karen, sweetie,
what's going on?
820
00:38:11,006 --> 00:38:13,674
I'm so proud of you!
821
00:38:13,708 --> 00:38:16,043
You remind me of my first
communion!
822
00:38:16,077 --> 00:38:17,745
He humiliated me!
823
00:38:18,446 --> 00:38:20,848
He made me think he loved me!
824
00:38:22,851 --> 00:38:26,754
(sobbing)
825
00:38:36,164 --> 00:38:38,732
Honestly, sweetie,
826
00:38:38,767 --> 00:38:40,734
I don't know.
827
00:38:40,769 --> 00:38:43,304
There was that week in
the summer of '95
828
00:38:43,338 --> 00:38:45,506
that I did a lot of PCP.
829
00:38:45,540 --> 00:38:46,907
And I...
You did PCP?
830
00:38:46,941 --> 00:38:49,410
Without me?!
831
00:38:49,444 --> 00:38:51,912
You promised we would
do that together!
832
00:38:51,946 --> 00:38:53,881
Excuse me. Can we get back
to who Ian's father is?
833
00:38:53,915 --> 00:38:57,051
I like the idea of Monica
cheating on Frank, you know?
834
00:38:57,085 --> 00:39:00,321
It really keeps my image
of you right on track, Mom.
835
00:39:00,355 --> 00:39:01,388
Will somebody please
836
00:39:01,423 --> 00:39:04,525
tell me
what we're talking about?
837
00:39:04,559 --> 00:39:06,226
All right, the results say
838
00:39:06,261 --> 00:39:08,462
that you, Frank, are
absolutely not my father.
839
00:39:08,496 --> 00:39:10,564
But my father is
a close relative,
840
00:39:10,598 --> 00:39:12,966
most likely one
of your brothers.
841
00:39:13,001 --> 00:39:14,468
Dad has brothers?
842
00:39:14,502 --> 00:39:15,469
He has two, right?
843
00:39:15,503 --> 00:39:16,503
Three.
844
00:39:16,538 --> 00:39:19,073
LIP: You know, I think
I met the one
845
00:39:19,107 --> 00:39:20,607
that sells smoked sausage
and razor blades
846
00:39:20,642 --> 00:39:22,309
out of the trunk of his car.
847
00:39:22,344 --> 00:39:23,644
All right.
848
00:39:23,678 --> 00:39:26,280
I-I honestly don't know.
849
00:39:28,983 --> 00:39:30,150
Are we still related?
850
00:39:30,185 --> 00:39:31,685
Of course you are.
851
00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:35,422
Not only did you lie
to me about the PC,
852
00:39:35,457 --> 00:39:38,092
you fucked my brother!
What's next?
853
00:39:38,126 --> 00:39:42,162
You gonna take up
with a black lady/man?
854
00:39:42,197 --> 00:39:45,466
Oh, I forgot,
that's already happened.
855
00:39:45,500 --> 00:39:48,502
How can we get
back together now?
856
00:39:48,536 --> 00:39:52,172
I have never, ever had any
intention of getting back
857
00:39:52,207 --> 00:39:53,474
together with you, Frank.
858
00:39:53,508 --> 00:39:55,609
For Chrissake, you only tricked
me into coming here
859
00:39:55,643 --> 00:39:57,845
to get some settlement money!
860
00:39:57,879 --> 00:39:59,680
I wanted to see you again.
861
00:39:59,714 --> 00:40:02,015
So you pretended that she won
a teddy bear?
862
00:40:02,050 --> 00:40:04,518
You know how much
I love teddy bears.
863
00:40:04,552 --> 00:40:06,620
You and Monica are over, Frank.
864
00:40:06,654 --> 00:40:08,155
Me and Monica are getting
married.
865
00:40:08,189 --> 00:40:10,991
Aah! She's still married to me.
866
00:40:11,025 --> 00:40:13,227
Not for long.
She's getting a divorce.
867
00:40:13,261 --> 00:40:15,129
You two are still married?
868
00:40:15,163 --> 00:40:17,030
How can two ladies get married?
869
00:40:17,065 --> 00:40:18,499
They're lesbians.
870
00:40:18,533 --> 00:40:20,667
Penetration isn't required
for sex to occur.
871
00:40:23,338 --> 00:40:24,972
What? It's legal now in
several states.
872
00:40:25,006 --> 00:40:25,973
ROBERTA:
Divorce, Frank.
873
00:40:26,007 --> 00:40:27,508
You owe her at least that much.
874
00:40:27,542 --> 00:40:29,843
What about what she owes me?!
875
00:40:29,878 --> 00:40:32,646
She gonna leave me again
with six kids?
876
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:35,082
Leave me to deal
with all the shit?
877
00:40:35,116 --> 00:40:36,683
You mean leave me
to deal with the shit.
878
00:40:36,718 --> 00:40:38,152
MONICA:
I didn't leave you!
879
00:40:38,186 --> 00:40:40,020
You drove me out!
880
00:40:40,054 --> 00:40:42,356
No self-respecting person could
stay with you, Frank!
881
00:40:42,390 --> 00:40:45,159
You treated me like a dog!
You...
882
00:40:45,193 --> 00:40:46,693
(clamoring)
Hey, hey!
883
00:40:46,728 --> 00:40:48,262
You need to let us raise Liam.
884
00:40:48,296 --> 00:40:49,830
I don't care what
the test results say.
885
00:40:49,864 --> 00:40:51,698
Liam belongs with us!
886
00:40:51,733 --> 00:40:53,333
Nobody's taking Liam!
887
00:40:53,368 --> 00:40:55,669
I can't believe you want
a divorce.
888
00:40:58,339 --> 00:41:01,442
Me and Bob deserve
a family of our own.
889
00:41:01,476 --> 00:41:03,544
You had a family!
You left it!
890
00:41:03,578 --> 00:41:07,181
I didn't leave you!
He drove me out!
891
00:41:07,215 --> 00:41:09,016
You should have protected us!
892
00:41:09,050 --> 00:41:11,418
I tried, but I couldn't!
893
00:41:11,453 --> 00:41:14,488
Fiona, if I didn't leave,
I would have died!
894
00:41:14,522 --> 00:41:16,857
Oh, cut the shit, Myrna Loy.
895
00:41:16,891 --> 00:41:21,028
You have no idea what it was
like being married to him.
896
00:41:21,062 --> 00:41:23,430
You have no idea how bad it is!
897
00:41:23,465 --> 00:41:24,531
Yeah? Try me.
898
00:41:24,566 --> 00:41:26,733
Oh, come on now!
899
00:41:26,768 --> 00:41:30,737
Okay, I know
that he tortured you.
900
00:41:30,772 --> 00:41:35,075
I know that he ruined you,
but we didn't marry him, Mom.
901
00:41:35,109 --> 00:41:36,176
You did.
902
00:41:36,211 --> 00:41:41,114
If you love us,
any of us in any way,
903
00:41:41,149 --> 00:41:43,550
you'll leave Liam,
take your girlfriend,
904
00:41:43,585 --> 00:41:47,421
get in your truck
and never come back.
905
00:41:50,458 --> 00:41:51,925
But...
906
00:42:06,007 --> 00:42:09,209
MONICA:
I...
907
00:42:09,244 --> 00:42:10,511
I love you...
908
00:42:10,545 --> 00:42:11,678
(door shuts)
909
00:42:11,713 --> 00:42:13,947
I do.
910
00:42:16,518 --> 00:42:19,786
Shit. (sighs)
911
00:42:24,726 --> 00:42:26,827
What's the matter with you?
912
00:42:26,861 --> 00:42:27,861
She tell you?
913
00:42:27,896 --> 00:42:30,297
She tell you what she said?
914
00:42:30,331 --> 00:42:32,966
You called our daughter a whore.
915
00:42:33,001 --> 00:42:35,536
How about what she did to me?!
916
00:42:35,570 --> 00:42:39,039
Get out. Out.
917
00:42:39,073 --> 00:42:40,874
What...?
Just get out!
918
00:42:40,909 --> 00:42:42,943
Get out!
Did she mention what she did to me?!
919
00:42:42,977 --> 00:42:44,311
You understand?
Get out!
920
00:42:44,345 --> 00:42:47,114
She's a human being!
921
00:42:47,148 --> 00:42:49,750
She deserves love, not hate!
922
00:42:49,784 --> 00:42:52,152
You weren't there.
I know all those people?
923
00:42:52,186 --> 00:42:54,021
What's the matter with you?!
Don't ever come back!
924
00:42:54,055 --> 00:42:57,891
Just keep going on and on!
Don't ever come back! Go!
925
00:42:57,926 --> 00:43:01,328
Get out!
Don't ever come back!
926
00:43:03,798 --> 00:43:05,499
Forever!
927
00:43:06,501 --> 00:43:08,168
(sniffles)
928
00:43:08,202 --> 00:43:10,070
(sobbing)
929
00:43:10,104 --> 00:43:15,876
Frank! Frank, did you see
what Eddie did to my Karen?
930
00:43:15,910 --> 00:43:18,946
You're out of the house.
931
00:43:18,980 --> 00:43:20,714
What?
932
00:43:20,748 --> 00:43:23,917
You're out of the house.
933
00:43:25,787 --> 00:43:27,254
I-I...
934
00:43:27,288 --> 00:43:31,692
I got so mad,
I-I-I came out of the house.
935
00:43:33,561 --> 00:43:38,532
I'm out of the house!
I'm out of the house!
936
00:43:38,566 --> 00:43:39,633
Frank!
937
00:43:39,667 --> 00:43:42,436
Look at me! Hello!
938
00:43:42,470 --> 00:43:45,172
(dog barking)
939
00:43:46,774 --> 00:43:49,076
What are they doing?
940
00:43:49,110 --> 00:43:50,944
Looks like packing.
941
00:43:50,979 --> 00:43:52,012
What about Liam?
942
00:43:54,682 --> 00:43:57,117
I can't tell
through the window.
943
00:43:57,151 --> 00:43:58,518
We could call the police.
944
00:43:58,553 --> 00:44:00,387
Tell 'em Liam's
being kidnapped.
945
00:44:00,421 --> 00:44:02,889
Hey, we're gonna figure
this shit out, okay?
946
00:44:02,924 --> 00:44:04,157
No matter what.
947
00:44:04,192 --> 00:44:07,995
Hey, guys, they-they're
coming out.
948
00:44:45,566 --> 00:44:47,401
♪ ♪
949
00:44:53,374 --> 00:44:55,442
(Monica sobbing)
950
00:45:23,671 --> 00:45:25,205
Mom?
951
00:45:48,663 --> 00:45:52,332
♪ ♪
952
00:45:54,035 --> 00:45:58,371
Captioning sponsored by
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953
00:45:58,406 --> 00:46:08,409
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954
00:46:16,324 --> 00:46:18,425
And Mrs. Gallagher.
955
00:46:19,994 --> 00:46:23,463
♪ Are you ready, tell me are you
ready, baby? ♪
956
00:46:23,498 --> 00:46:26,199
Mrs. Gallagher, how do you
pronounce your first name?
957
00:46:26,234 --> 00:46:27,200
Monica.
958
00:46:27,969 --> 00:46:30,337
Monka. Monka.
959
00:46:30,371 --> 00:46:31,705
Monica.
Monka.
960
00:46:31,739 --> 00:46:34,274
Hal?
961
00:46:34,308 --> 00:46:35,041
Out.
962
00:46:35,643 --> 00:46:36,777
Wait-wait-wait!
963
00:46:36,811 --> 00:46:38,979
You-you can't do that!
That's my money!
964
00:46:39,013 --> 00:46:41,481
That is... Wait a second!
That's my money!
965
00:46:41,516 --> 00:46:44,885
I blow you for nothing!
966
00:46:46,154 --> 00:47:02,202
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