1 00:00:03,378 --> 00:00:07,132 I have frank and Monica as parents, even I know how to show up and turn on a TV. 2 00:00:07,299 --> 00:00:09,843 What happened to you? Here's what you missed. 3 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:12,095 - Ow! Now she's biting me. - V. 4 00:00:12,262 --> 00:00:14,473 I'm done. No more breastfeeding. We go to formula. 5 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:15,849 We're not doing formula. 6 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:20,854 Two lesbians offered us double the market value for the house. 7 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:24,191 Those lesbians are the man. You are not selling. 8 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:25,400 - What's going on? - War. 9 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:27,778 You have any, uh, full automatic: Weapons? Grenades? 10 00:00:27,945 --> 00:00:29,780 - He's freaking out. - Ian: You think? 11 00:00:29,947 --> 00:00:33,617 You're going to lift with your hands the large pieces of concrete... 12 00:00:33,784 --> 00:00:36,078 And put them in the bucket of the bobcat. 13 00:00:36,245 --> 00:00:37,913 - Can you handle that? - I'll manage. 14 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:39,800 - What are you doing with him? - He hit you. 15 00:00:39,915 --> 00:00:42,292 I said that because I was angry and shit-faced, I fell. 16 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:45,462 You got a girlfriend? I'm around this summer, if you wanna... 17 00:00:45,629 --> 00:00:48,048 - Just don't call, because kenyatta, you know? - Right. 18 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:52,094 - You text me if you're feeling Randy. - Heh. Okay. 19 00:00:52,261 --> 00:00:54,805 - We said we weren't gonna date anymore. - We did? 20 00:00:54,972 --> 00:00:57,474 - Why are you breaking up with me? - You're too young. 21 00:00:57,641 --> 00:01:00,227 Frank: I give you frank's milk of the gods. 22 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:02,896 Strongest beer ever made, 130 proof. 23 00:02:17,054 --> 00:02:20,932 You might wanna toss that minnow back into the lake, Lorenzo. 24 00:02:21,892 --> 00:02:23,644 You know these ladies? 25 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:26,063 No, I never seen them before. 26 00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:28,649 - Veronica: Another raid. - Third fucking one this month. 27 00:02:30,025 --> 00:02:33,028 - That all come out of your rack? - Kev wants the twins to drink boob juice. 28 00:02:33,195 --> 00:02:34,655 He let them drink your wife's milk. 29 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:38,700 I will milk myself like a goat before they drink that Russian aids milk. No offense. 30 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:39,910 None taken. 31 00:02:40,077 --> 00:02:42,120 Looks like a hand-whore fire sale out there. 32 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:45,374 - Yeah. I got fucking busted again. - You see? 33 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:50,587 This is what I'm saying. It's the decline of civilization as we know it. 34 00:02:50,754 --> 00:02:54,424 They're trying to make the neighborhood spiffy for the invading hipster hordes. 35 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:56,760 Uh-uh. You don't byob in my place. 36 00:02:56,927 --> 00:02:59,888 I made it. Milk of the gods. 37 00:03:00,055 --> 00:03:02,808 Ten times stronger than regular beer. 38 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,643 Man 1: What did you do? 39 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:08,105 Buy some expired coors light? Stir some dog shit in for color? 40 00:03:08,271 --> 00:03:09,356 Knock yourself out. 41 00:03:10,565 --> 00:03:13,402 - Man 2: Unh. - Easy there, cowboy. 42 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:17,072 - Oh, shit, this is potent. - Strongest beer known to man. 43 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:19,533 It's also good for cleaning toilets and sinks... 44 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:23,370 Or degreasing auto parts, makes a nice antibacterial for minor wounds. 45 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:25,831 - You should get some for the bar. - Hell, no. 46 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:29,501 I don't need someone in a coma after only buying one beer. I'll go bankrupt. 47 00:03:29,668 --> 00:03:31,253 This is high-end stuff. 48 00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:33,338 Forty-five, 50 dollars a bottle. 49 00:03:33,505 --> 00:03:36,842 - It's like 10 beers in one. - Who can afford that in this hood? 50 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:42,472 Drag him to the sober chair. 51 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:45,142 I'm in. 52 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:48,979 Fantastic. What can I do you for? 53 00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:53,483 I got a pow veteran's conference at the double tree next month. 54 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:55,944 - Those warriors have guts of steel. - Heh. 55 00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:58,321 I'll need about six cases. 56 00:03:58,488 --> 00:04:00,866 - Six... six cases you said? - Yeah. 57 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:07,247 Two eggs, sunny side up for you, and a scramble for the gentleman. 58 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,082 - Is Sean here yet? - He's off today. 59 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,334 He's with his kid. Such a good dad. 60 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:14,171 Yeah. You're still seeing your daughter today? 61 00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:15,464 I bought her so much shit. 62 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:18,425 Two stuffed animals, a pile of candy, some barrettes. 63 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:20,594 She's gonna be happy just to spend time with you. 64 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:23,764 Feel like I need to bribe her into loving me more than her foster family. 65 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:26,808 Oh, hey, huge tipper's back. 66 00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:30,020 I tried to take her table, but she only wants you. 67 00:04:30,187 --> 00:04:33,356 Also, she asked if you're dating anybody. 68 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:38,487 - Someone's in love. - Heh. Yeah. Take a number. 69 00:04:39,571 --> 00:04:43,033 Well, this is getting to be a habit. Pie and a coffee? 70 00:04:43,742 --> 00:04:45,202 What haven't I tried? 71 00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:49,206 Uh, we have a seasonal strawberry glaze that just popped up on the menu. 72 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:51,833 - You wanna try that? - Why not? 73 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,544 - Great. Anything else? - How about dinner? 74 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:57,214 - We don't start serving till 5 pm. - With you. 75 00:04:57,839 --> 00:04:59,508 Oh, uh... 76 00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:01,593 I'm kind of... 77 00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:07,140 My last relationship ended kind of messy, so I'm not really in the market for... 78 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,726 You can say no now... 79 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:11,728 But I won't stop asking. 80 00:05:14,105 --> 00:05:15,524 I'm quite persuasive. 81 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:21,071 You don't want your pie? 82 00:05:21,238 --> 00:05:22,948 Strawberry glaze? 83 00:05:23,114 --> 00:05:25,325 I'll see you tomorrow. 84 00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:36,920 Girl: Hey, Carl. 85 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:45,345 Darren: Easy, that's my grandma's. 86 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:51,852 You had to drop it like that? How about giving half a crap? 87 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:54,187 - What's up, d? - Bank's foreclosing. 88 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:55,772 We've been here like 13 years. 89 00:05:55,939 --> 00:05:58,191 They shoved her wedding dress in a garbage bag. 90 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,110 I'm calling the cops. 91 00:06:00,277 --> 00:06:03,029 Hey, look what you're doing to my kids. It's unbelievable. 92 00:06:03,446 --> 00:06:05,198 We're getting new neighbors. 93 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:07,909 - Adamec's got kicked to the curb. - Are those hickeys? 94 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:11,037 Holly and Ellie threw a party last night. Those skanks are Randy. 95 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:13,039 - They threw a party? - Mostly older kids. 96 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:15,792 - Didn't want anyone who looked too young. - I don't look young. 97 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:18,211 They said no virgins. You're a virgin. 98 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:21,256 - You're a virgin, they let you in. - I provide a service. 99 00:06:21,423 --> 00:06:22,799 Huh. What service? 100 00:06:22,966 --> 00:06:26,177 They make me give them oral in exchange for letting me stick around. 101 00:06:26,344 --> 00:06:28,388 What's the point of being a virgin anyways? 102 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:32,517 Nobody cares when a guy loses it, but for some reason, it's this huge deal for girls. 103 00:06:32,684 --> 00:06:35,103 - Hey, what is that? - Smell of success. 104 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:37,522 Gonna get laid at the pool today if they let me. 105 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:42,193 I'm gonna throw my own party tonight. An adult party. 106 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:43,528 You got any alcohol? 107 00:06:43,695 --> 00:06:45,530 I'll ask frank for some of his homemade beer. 108 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:48,491 - Who are you gonna invite? - Friends. Older kids. 109 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:50,076 Carl: Wow, cool. 110 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:52,621 - Hey, that's my sandwich. - See you. 111 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:58,710 Hey. 112 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:04,007 This is my... this is my shit, man. 113 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:11,181 - What the fuck are you doing? - What's it look like? 114 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:14,684 - Like you're throwing out my shit. - Yeah. When's the last time you cleaned? 115 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:17,520 I found a bunch of dead roaches in that light fixture... 116 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:20,857 And rat turds the size of raisinets. I cleaned your bathroom too. 117 00:07:21,024 --> 00:07:23,777 - Jesus Christ, Ian. - You got a problem with your boyfriend... 118 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:27,197 Cleaning the layer of scum from the tub that your wife washes your child in? 119 00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:30,533 Huh? 120 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:32,744 - Svetlana's been teaching me a little bit. - Great. 121 00:07:32,911 --> 00:07:34,955 Maybe she can get a job as a professor. 122 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:37,791 Rub n' tug got closed for good, so we need the dough. 123 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:41,002 - Where are the girls? - Jail? How should I know? 124 00:07:41,169 --> 00:07:44,464 - Shouldn't you be bailing them out? - Why? Joint's closed. 125 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:46,466 What are we gonna do for money, Mickey? 126 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:49,970 Sell Svetlana's ass if she wasn't already renting out her guest room. 127 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:51,972 You mean guest womb? Hmm? 128 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:54,836 Mandy: Forget it. Kenyatta: Babe. 129 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:57,060 - I'm not moving to Indiana. - It's a good job. 130 00:07:57,227 --> 00:07:58,979 Cleaning porta-potties? 131 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:01,064 It's a job. We're going. 132 00:08:07,862 --> 00:08:11,658 - Looks clean. - Mary poppins here is on a warpath. 133 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:14,244 Shithead better not drag you off to fucksville, usa. 134 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:18,415 - There's nothing for me here. - You're not actually gonna go, are you? 135 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:20,792 Jesus. He'll kill you, Mandy. 136 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:23,253 - He doesn't do that anymore. - Ian: Until he does. 137 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:27,090 - No. Listen to me. We have better options... - I gotta pack. 138 00:08:29,926 --> 00:08:32,721 - We gotta stop her. - You get the gun, I'll go get the saw. 139 00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:36,224 We can Bury that piece of shit in pieces down by the river. 140 00:08:36,391 --> 00:08:37,934 No, I can stop her. 141 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:44,649 Frank? I brought you some almond milk with your medicine. 142 00:08:44,816 --> 00:08:47,861 I put a little maple syrup in it so it can taste sweeter. 143 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:50,113 Piece of shit. It's too slow. 144 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,741 Frank, look. Look what I found. 145 00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:56,911 It's this place in California where they coat you in oil... 146 00:08:57,078 --> 00:08:59,664 And then they whip you with palm leaves. 147 00:08:59,831 --> 00:09:02,292 It's supposed to be good for your epidermis. 148 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:07,297 And then I found this other place. It's a robot hall of horrors. 149 00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:12,218 Where you can buy dessert made by an actual frozen-yogurt robot. 150 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:15,346 And then, frank, look at this one. 151 00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:18,808 A theme park dedicated to jam. 152 00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:22,312 To jam, frank. A theme park dedicated to jam. 153 00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:24,272 Sheila, I heard you. Listen to me. 154 00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:28,777 I'm a little busy right now. I've got my first order. I can't chat. 155 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:32,489 Frank, when will you have time? I've been trying to talk to you all week. 156 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:34,991 And those ladies want an answer. 157 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:39,120 - What ladies? - The lesbians who put an offer on the house. 158 00:09:41,372 --> 00:09:44,375 And I've got my eye on this cute little rv. 159 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,878 It's adorable. It's a class-c chateau... 160 00:09:47,045 --> 00:09:50,173 And it has a kitchen and dinette and a bed. 161 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:53,301 - You cannot sell to the lesbians. - Why not? 162 00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:56,513 They're very attractive gays with a lot of money. 163 00:09:56,679 --> 00:10:00,517 Exactly. When the good-looking gays start buying up our homes... 164 00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:02,352 The whole neighborhood is doomed. 165 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:06,648 They're this cabal of sophisticates who are cashing in on their own good taste. 166 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:09,776 Frank, I want us to see the world. 167 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:12,028 I've seen it. It's a piece of shit. 168 00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:17,325 All right, well, maybe I just have to go by myself then. 169 00:10:17,492 --> 00:10:19,869 If that's what you want. 170 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:25,083 Frank? Frank? 171 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:26,918 - Is frank around? - Oh, Debbie. 172 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:29,629 Look at your hair. 173 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:33,007 You look like a young reba mcentire. 174 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:36,302 Um, I need some beer for my party tonight. 175 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,847 Oh. Oh, well, you know what? 176 00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:41,349 There's some here in this box. 177 00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:44,519 Yeah. I'm sure frank won't mind if you take it. 178 00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:47,230 - Thanks. - Okay. Well, have a good time. 179 00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:49,023 Drink responsibly. 180 00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:51,151 Have fun. 181 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:57,365 Davis: "Dear diary: 182 00:10:57,532 --> 00:11:00,910 The lead singer from my favorite band has flirted with me again today. 183 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:03,788 - My knees are weak." - You wish. 184 00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:05,665 What is that? 185 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:09,794 Just this thing I'm doing for this program I'm in. 186 00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:11,713 "Letting the dirty dishes pile up. 187 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:14,424 Forgetting to pay the electric bill." Fiona. 188 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:17,594 Breaking parole? 189 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,929 Nobody's perfect. 190 00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:22,432 Is it weird that I'm attracted to you now more than ever? 191 00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:25,435 Heh. You got a fetish for fuck-ups? 192 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,562 I like girls with stories. 193 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:31,774 - I'm reformed. - Too bad. 194 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,738 - Fiona: Jazz? - Mm-hm. Our bassist plays. 195 00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:38,239 He's kind of a genius. 196 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:41,201 He studied at the con, at the Roosevelt. All that shit. 197 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:43,870 Are you asking me on a date? 198 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,625 Nine P.M. I'll see you there. 199 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:52,170 And dress like you got something to lose. 200 00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:03,973 One for you. And you. 201 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:05,642 And you... 202 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:07,852 Sorry, 17 and over. 203 00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:10,146 Hey, what's shaking, cupcake? 204 00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:11,981 Ew. What's that stink? 205 00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:14,192 It smells like animal butt in a fireplace. 206 00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:19,030 That, ladies, is the smell of a real man. And yours for the taking too. 207 00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:21,699 - Holly: What's your sister doing? - She's throwing a party. 208 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:24,202 - Without us? - It sucks, right? 209 00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:27,038 You can get back at her by riding my joint if you want. 210 00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:29,624 Go away, muppet. 211 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,834 But I'm a cripple. 212 00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:35,797 The first time he showed me that big old gummy grin, I was like, that's my boy. 213 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:38,174 Turns out, he was dropping some sugar in his nappie. 214 00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:41,261 Ha, ha. Yeah, the girls smile-poop me all the time. 215 00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:43,012 But I pretend it's their way of saying: 216 00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:45,219 "Here you go, daddy, a gift for all your hard work." 217 00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:47,725 - Hey, baby, what's up? - Hey. 218 00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:50,395 - Hey, mama. - How much you squeeze out today? 219 00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:52,772 Five ounces on my left. One ounce on my right. 220 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:55,358 What? That's it? Are you sure you're doing it right? 221 00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:58,278 - I'm not a dairy cow. - You can get breast milk online now. 222 00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,655 Two bucks an ounce. Uh-huh. I saw it on Dr. Oz. 223 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,907 We can't afford it. 224 00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:08,037 Hey. Rub n' tug got busted. Cops shut us down for good. 225 00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:11,457 - What? Why didn't you call? - What could you have done? 226 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:16,045 Grease some palms. Offer free drinks. Do what sleazy bartenders do all over america. 227 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:18,548 -Hey, mom. —huh? 228 00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:22,385 How many mamas we know in the hood still feeding their babies titty milk? 229 00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:25,096 Mm. Let's see, um... 230 00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:28,683 Raquelle, Dolores, aparnia... 231 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:31,561 Lee ming and sharquisha. 232 00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:35,231 We can turn the upstairs apartment into a pumping station. 233 00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:36,691 Cops can't shut that down. 234 00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:39,527 We'll pay the girls to come empty their fun bags. 235 00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:42,071 Mark it up and sell it online to rich white folks. 236 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:46,242 Okay, hold on. You wanna turn upstairs into a breast-milk sweatshop? 237 00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:53,624 Hey. 238 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:57,045 Whatever happened to childhood? These days, it's womb to woman. 239 00:13:57,211 --> 00:14:00,089 - What are you doing here? - Looking for you. I got a mission for you. 240 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:03,801 - What is it? - I need you to run the lesbians out of town. 241 00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:05,845 - All of them? - Just the ones in our hood. 242 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:08,890 They're tearing up our soil, and dropping in flower gardens... 243 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:12,226 And yoga studios, gastro-pubs and stores for dog clothes. 244 00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:14,812 - We gotta get them out of here. - Why can't you do it? 245 00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:17,106 Because I have a top-notch brewery to run. 246 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:19,776 I'm on my way to the scrapyard right now for supplies. 247 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,153 - What should I do? - Scare tactics. 248 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:25,490 Terrorize the intruder. Show them what the hood is really like. 249 00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:28,785 - How? - Ingenuity, my son. 250 00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:30,787 Godspeed. 251 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:36,709 Hi, Matty. 252 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,045 - Oh, hey. - Hey. 253 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,798 Wanna come to my party tonight? Older people are coming. 254 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,175 Like parents, or...? 255 00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:45,927 No. Like people your age. 256 00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:48,304 And there's beer. Frank made it. Here. 257 00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,433 I like your new hair. 258 00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:55,561 Thanks, heh. But I'd really love you to come. 259 00:14:55,728 --> 00:15:00,024 As a pal. And you can bring friends. Older friends. 260 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,442 Please? 261 00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:04,404 Uh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, sure. Um... 262 00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,781 I gotta get back to work. 263 00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:07,990 Awesome. Yeah. 264 00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:11,285 All right, so I'll see you tonight. 265 00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:24,465 I know you're not helping yourself to my stuff. 266 00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:30,012 Well, you're not using it. Who's gonna buy this hunk of metal? 267 00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:31,305 You are, my friend. 268 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:35,685 Heh. Donate it. It's an excellent cause. My brewery. 269 00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:37,937 - Three hundred. - I will give you a free six-pack... 270 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,188 And this is not... 271 00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:41,232 I'm Muslim. I don't drink. 272 00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:43,151 Ah, come on, buddy. 273 00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:46,446 I'm flat broke until my insurance check comes in. 274 00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,781 Cut me a break. What can we barter with? 275 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,617 What's currently missing from your life? 276 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,244 A woman. 277 00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:54,620 Anything else? 278 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:57,540 My wife just passed. Twenty-three years. 279 00:15:57,707 --> 00:16:01,377 Every Wednesday, we used to bust out the astroglide and saddle up. 280 00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:02,712 I need to get laid. 281 00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:05,715 I don't want anything long-term. I'm emotionally unavailable. 282 00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:07,425 Okay, you're in luck. 283 00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:10,344 I know a blond who can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. 284 00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:13,556 You buy her a pork taco and a shot of smirnoff, and it's go-time. 285 00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:15,433 - Who? - My daughter. 286 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:19,729 She's a locker. Nice face, excellent tits, tight ass. 287 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:22,899 Yeah? 288 00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:41,000 Debs, lip, come and get it. 289 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,835 Here you go. 290 00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:46,005 - Yup. - Hey. 291 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:47,757 Feel better? 292 00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:49,926 Yeah, my blisters are finally opening up... 293 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:53,012 So the fun pain portion of the healing process now. 294 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:55,389 I need help terrorizing the iesbos after dinner. 295 00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:57,725 - Lesbos? - They're moving in down the street. 296 00:16:57,892 --> 00:17:00,228 Frank says they're gonna screw up the neighborhood. 297 00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:03,439 More cops, flowers, paint their houses. Shit like that. 298 00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:07,151 That could be good. A way for us to get out of the 'hood without leaving. 299 00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:09,403 - Frank says that's a bad thing. - —why? 300 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:12,865 Because you and debs could go to a school without metal detectors? 301 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,493 Liam could play in a park without empty crack vials? 302 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,328 Debs, come on, it's getting cold. 303 00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:18,663 Would you help me? 304 00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:20,623 Uh, yeah, sure. 305 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:23,960 You look nice. 306 00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:27,421 - Come on, sit, eat. - Can't. I gotta get ready for a party tonight. 307 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:29,048 Where are the Christmas lights? 308 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:30,967 - You're having a party tonight? - Yeah. 309 00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,802 Uh, here? 310 00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:37,139 - What kind of party? - Friends. 311 00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:38,724 - Who? - No one you know. 312 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:42,103 - Debs, I'm not gonna be here tonight. - So? I don't need a chaperone. 313 00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:44,647 - Yes, you do. - No, I don't. 314 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,484 - Okay. - Hmm. 315 00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:51,153 - I trust you. - Doesn't sound like it. 316 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:54,323 You're old enough to make your own decisions, okay? 317 00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:56,659 Just be smart. 318 00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:02,999 Okay, sweetheart, time for bed. 319 00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,292 - No. - Come on. 320 00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:05,793 - Frank: Sammi. - What? 321 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,503 Frank: Hey. 322 00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:09,297 Hi, dad. 323 00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:12,592 I brought you some of my fresh brewed beer. Tell me what you think. 324 00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:15,011 Oh, thanks. 325 00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:16,596 Maybe later. 326 00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,764 That's a great outfit. How was work? 327 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,349 A goddamn nightmare. 328 00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:23,853 Why does everybody wait until the last minute to buy their sparklers? 329 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:26,397 Like they don't know the holiday's coming. 330 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:29,859 - Seasonal retail is the pits. - You look exhausted. 331 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:33,446 I'm not used to having people yell at me all daylong. Chuckie, go to bed! 332 00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:36,699 Come on. 333 00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:40,911 I don't have anyone to talk to. 334 00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:44,373 Sheila hates me, Fiona ignores me. 335 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:47,376 All those jerks at the alibi just wanna bang and bolt. It's... 336 00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:50,463 Oh. Um, they're... they're awful. 337 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,214 You need a good man. 338 00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:54,508 I do. 339 00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:56,469 But there's none left. 340 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,389 Hey. You know what? 341 00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:03,184 I have this friend. 342 00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:05,227 I think you two might really hit it off. 343 00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,229 No. No more. 344 00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:10,816 - I'm telling you, this guy is different. - I need a penis break. 345 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,527 I'm this revolving door for chumps. 346 00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:16,238 It's not good for me, and it's not good for chuckie. 347 00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:19,367 I'm telling you, this fellow could be the one. 348 00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:22,411 - He really knows how to treat a lady. - Then why is he single? 349 00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:26,040 His wife croaked. Poor thing. 350 00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:30,670 He has his own business, a late-model sedan, wide-screen TV. 351 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:33,923 He showers regularly. Ha-ha-ha. 352 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:36,133 Hey, come on. 353 00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:39,762 Why not? 354 00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:41,847 - Okay. - There you go. 355 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,974 - If you say so. - That's my girl. 356 00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:46,227 - Hey, thanks, daddy. - You bet. 357 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,521 - You're the best. - I am. 358 00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,816 - What are you doing? - Hey, man. 359 00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:54,068 Operation dykes-begone. 360 00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:55,986 All right. 361 00:19:57,947 --> 00:20:01,659 Mandy's moving to Indiana. With kenyatta. 362 00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:03,953 Oh, why? 363 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,371 Some shitty job. 364 00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:07,957 He's gonna fucking kill her. Why is she going? 365 00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:12,128 - She's a 'hood girl. She thinks she's shit. - Did you try to talk her out of it? 366 00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:14,964 She won't listen to me. Says there's nothing here for her. 367 00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:19,719 I don't get it, she doesn't need that goon. She's great, she can get any guy she wants. 368 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:23,806 - Tell her that, all right? - Yeah, I'll talk to her. 369 00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:32,356 Oh, welcome. Um, come, make yourselves at home. 370 00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:34,358 Beer's over there. 371 00:20:34,525 --> 00:20:38,654 And we also have non-alcoholic sparkling punch. 372 00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:43,701 That's strong stuff. I'd pace yourself. 373 00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:51,834 - Hey, Fiona. - Hi. 374 00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:54,128 I didn't think you were gonna show up tonight. 375 00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:57,256 - You invited me. - Guys, Fiona from the diner. 376 00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:58,924 Hey, cutie. You clean up good. 377 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,302 Yeah. I'm a real fixer-upper. 378 00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,596 - Beer, Fiona? - Yes, please. 379 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,765 Davis. 380 00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:07,850 Hey. 381 00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:11,562 - Hey, what are you doing here? - Thought you had to work. 382 00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:12,980 Uh, I did. I got off early. 383 00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:15,524 - How'd you know I was here? - Chris' Instagram. 384 00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:19,195 This is my girlfriend, gigi. 385 00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:20,738 - Your girlfriend? - Yeah. 386 00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:23,240 Fiona is Gus' friend. 387 00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:25,075 Uh, she's a waitress at the diner. 388 00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:26,702 I live with him. 389 00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:28,245 You live together? 390 00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:29,622 Yeah. Why? 391 00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:32,833 That is so funny. 392 00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:36,587 We were just talking about moving in together. Weren't we, baby? 393 00:21:36,754 --> 00:21:39,882 Uh, yeah. Yeah. It's just too bad she's allergic to cats, right? 394 00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:50,142 Fair play. 395 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,481 I should go set up. 396 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,996 Can I get you some tea or anything? 397 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:12,832 I have honeysuckle Rose. 398 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,751 No thanks. Mind if I head upstairs? 399 00:22:15,918 --> 00:22:18,462 Oh, not at all, no. 400 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,008 Oh, hello, frank. 401 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:28,013 I was just marking different spots that I will travel to when I sell this house. 402 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,641 You're not selling the house. 403 00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:37,314 I am my own woman. 404 00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:40,150 And while I really want you to come with me... 405 00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:43,112 I can choose to go by myself. 406 00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:47,992 Have you seen a big cardboard box around anywhere? 407 00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:54,331 Oh! I got a new dress today. 408 00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:58,419 And I got my hair done, and my makeup done at sephora. 409 00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:02,715 I said to myself, well, if he notices just one thing, if he just notices one thing... 410 00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:05,467 Well, maybe I would reconsider. 411 00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:06,927 It's a big box. 412 00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:09,805 Uh, filled with Mason jars. 413 00:23:09,972 --> 00:23:11,765 Yeah, I do know what happened to that. 414 00:23:11,932 --> 00:23:14,059 I gave it to Debbie for a party. 415 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:15,644 You what? 416 00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:17,980 - Yeah. - But that was my only batch. 417 00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:20,649 - I needed that. The hell were you thinking? - Oh, well. 418 00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:22,902 - Lisa: All done. Thanks. - Oh, hi. 419 00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:24,945 Let us know if you hear of anyone nearby... 420 00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:27,448 Struggling to make ends meet or on disability... 421 00:23:27,656 --> 00:23:29,366 Or headed for incarceration. 422 00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:31,327 We'd like to buy as many homes as we can. 423 00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:34,455 Oh, wow. Okay. Thank you. 424 00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:37,041 Thank you so much. 425 00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:40,169 That was one of the lesbians, okay? 426 00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:43,422 This is earnest money to buy this house. 427 00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:46,008 Which means they're earnest. 428 00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:50,054 It's happening, frank, whether you like it or not. 429 00:23:50,220 --> 00:23:52,181 Oh, god. 430 00:23:53,015 --> 00:23:55,643 Oh, god. I... 431 00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:58,604 Oh, god, I can't. I'm... 432 00:23:59,063 --> 00:24:01,231 I'm sorry, I can't. I'm... 433 00:24:01,398 --> 00:24:04,610 I'm still too weak. What if...? 434 00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:08,113 I have to stay close to my doctors. 435 00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:10,741 And my family. 436 00:24:10,908 --> 00:24:14,745 Sammi and chuckie need me, and Sammi is a train wreck. 437 00:24:16,914 --> 00:24:20,000 And the kids. I'm their dad. 438 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:24,171 A home is a home, damn it. 439 00:24:24,338 --> 00:24:28,092 I died upstairs, and then I came back to life. 440 00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:30,469 I was reborn in this house. 441 00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:33,764 I'm practically the mayor of this place. 442 00:24:33,931 --> 00:24:35,432 Sheils, come on. 443 00:24:35,599 --> 00:24:37,643 You can't take that away from me. 444 00:24:39,395 --> 00:24:45,651 These few blocks, this neighborhood, it's the only thing I've ever had. 445 00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:49,571 It's the only thing that's ever meant anything to me. 446 00:24:53,075 --> 00:24:56,120 I thought I was the only thing that ever meant anything to you. 447 00:24:56,286 --> 00:24:59,248 And you, of course and you. Yeah, you're my everything. 448 00:24:59,415 --> 00:25:01,667 You are my dawn. 449 00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:04,253 And my dusk. You're the sun. 450 00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:05,838 You're the moon. 451 00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:09,758 Sheila. Sheila, I'm begging you. 452 00:25:10,259 --> 00:25:13,012 Oh, fuck me. 453 00:25:22,479 --> 00:25:23,647 Hey. 454 00:25:23,814 --> 00:25:26,984 Hey. Listen, is your big black boyfriend around right now? 455 00:25:28,277 --> 00:25:31,864 - He's playing poker with his homies. - Okay. 456 00:25:33,115 --> 00:25:34,616 Got beer at my place. 457 00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:41,165 Ooh, what are we fighting for? 458 00:25:41,331 --> 00:25:43,042 The same thing, baby 459 00:25:47,796 --> 00:25:52,301 Keep fading if we don't begin the healing 460 00:25:52,468 --> 00:25:54,470 so we are come from love 461 00:25:54,636 --> 00:25:58,140 but there's something strange got a hard time understanding 462 00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:06,815 Man: Hey. 463 00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:16,492 - You might wanna keep your shoes on here. - When does the party start? 464 00:26:17,076 --> 00:26:20,537 - What do you mean? - Everyone here is lame, the music sucks. 465 00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:22,956 The only decent thing is your brother. 466 00:26:25,334 --> 00:26:27,878 We call him carlilingus. 467 00:26:28,045 --> 00:26:29,713 I'm going back for seconds. 468 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:33,926 Oh, thank god. Here. 469 00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:35,385 - Hi. - Hey, you. 470 00:26:35,552 --> 00:26:37,763 Um, I saved these for you. 471 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:43,393 - Uh, guys, this is my friend Debbie. - Hi. 472 00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:47,189 Um, come in. We have girls. Lots and lots of girls. 473 00:26:52,402 --> 00:26:54,696 Uh-huh, yeah, clap your hands 474 00:27:00,536 --> 00:27:03,872 Hey, wait, wait. Wait. 475 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:07,876 You are gorgeous. 476 00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:11,421 Okay? 477 00:27:12,756 --> 00:27:14,591 You're sweet. 478 00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:16,635 You're funny. 479 00:27:18,262 --> 00:27:20,305 You're very smart. 480 00:27:23,392 --> 00:27:24,476 You know that, right? 481 00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:28,397 - Shut up. - Hey, hey. 482 00:27:29,565 --> 00:27:31,650 I mean it, okay? 483 00:27:33,569 --> 00:27:35,445 You're a good person, Mandy. 484 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,252 - What? - What is this? 485 00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:52,963 What is what? What is what? 486 00:27:56,258 --> 00:27:59,303 Well, we are two people... 487 00:28:00,637 --> 00:28:02,431 Who like each other's bodies. 488 00:28:03,432 --> 00:28:06,852 - And, uh, we're very good at sex. - —uh—huh. 489 00:28:07,060 --> 00:28:10,063 And what about your girlfriend? 490 00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:12,649 What about her? She's in Florida. 491 00:28:12,816 --> 00:28:14,526 And then? 492 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:17,738 And I have no idea, okay? 493 00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:18,989 But I'm here now. 494 00:28:19,156 --> 00:28:21,241 Are you gonna visit her? 495 00:28:21,450 --> 00:28:23,994 In Miami? I don't know. Who knows? 496 00:28:33,462 --> 00:28:34,630 I love you. 497 00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:15,003 Uh, are you okay? 498 00:29:15,837 --> 00:29:18,674 Uh, yeah. No. I gotta... 499 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,008 I gotta lie down. 500 00:29:22,135 --> 00:29:23,887 Okay. 501 00:29:26,390 --> 00:29:29,309 - Oh, my god. - Yup. Okay. 502 00:29:30,686 --> 00:29:32,104 Hello? 503 00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:34,398 This is my room. 504 00:29:34,564 --> 00:29:36,942 Oh. Sorry. 505 00:29:43,031 --> 00:29:45,534 Oh, the room is spinning. 506 00:29:45,701 --> 00:29:49,037 - It's okay. - I'm feeling dizzy. 507 00:30:09,099 --> 00:30:11,435 Shit. 508 00:30:15,355 --> 00:30:18,692 The hell you looking at? Shouldn't you be in bed? 509 00:30:23,697 --> 00:30:25,741 Hey, hand me one of those, will you? 510 00:30:32,205 --> 00:30:33,999 Thanks for the help. 511 00:30:47,012 --> 00:30:50,682 Listen, Mandy, you don't need that fucker, okay? 512 00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:58,106 You think it'd be okay if, um... 513 00:30:58,774 --> 00:31:01,651 I come by tomorrow morning and... 514 00:31:01,818 --> 00:31:04,821 Well, maybe we can get some breakfast or something? 515 00:31:05,822 --> 00:31:07,324 Sure. 516 00:31:32,766 --> 00:31:34,101 That was a good set. 517 00:31:34,267 --> 00:31:35,936 You are the man. Thanks. 518 00:31:36,144 --> 00:31:37,521 Nice to meet you, Fiona. 519 00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:39,356 You too, gigi. 520 00:31:39,523 --> 00:31:42,275 You guys have a, uh, good night, huh? 521 00:31:42,567 --> 00:31:44,236 Oh, we will. 522 00:31:46,822 --> 00:31:47,948 What a dick. 523 00:31:48,156 --> 00:31:50,158 - Live-in girlfriend? - Yeah, couple of years. 524 00:31:50,325 --> 00:31:53,662 This is the second time this month that I've gotten blown off by a dude? 525 00:31:53,829 --> 00:31:57,666 - It's not you. He does this all the time. - That's supposed to make me feel better? 526 00:31:58,333 --> 00:32:01,128 Where does he get off treating women like that? 527 00:32:01,294 --> 00:32:03,004 He's just insecure, I guess. 528 00:32:03,171 --> 00:32:04,923 Oh, so fucking what? 529 00:32:05,090 --> 00:32:06,967 "Gus' friend." 530 00:32:07,175 --> 00:32:09,261 Give me a break. 531 00:32:11,513 --> 00:32:15,350 I'm sorry for, like, grabbing you like that. 532 00:32:15,517 --> 00:32:18,353 I did not mind at all. 533 00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:20,105 It was nice. 534 00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:24,317 Hey, uh... 535 00:32:25,235 --> 00:32:26,820 Wanna grab a coffee? 536 00:32:27,988 --> 00:32:29,030 I gotta get home. 537 00:32:29,865 --> 00:32:32,701 Jeez, I feel so used. 538 00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:35,912 Heh. Okay, well... 539 00:32:36,288 --> 00:32:38,039 What about tomorrow? 540 00:32:38,206 --> 00:32:41,209 Yeah, sure. There's a spot right around the corner from my place. 541 00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:42,919 How's 11? 542 00:32:43,086 --> 00:32:45,213 - Sounds great. - Cool. 543 00:32:46,214 --> 00:32:48,383 - Later. - Later. 544 00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:38,850 - Fuck you doing out here? - Jeez, fuck. You scared me. 545 00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:42,479 She left. About an hour ago. 546 00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:48,026 Shit, I... 547 00:33:52,155 --> 00:33:53,949 Yeah, I'm sure you did. 548 00:34:09,965 --> 00:34:12,425 What the hell do you think you're doing? 549 00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:21,768 What do you think you're doing? This sign wasn't here last night. 550 00:34:21,935 --> 00:34:23,645 Hey, why aren't you...? 551 00:34:29,943 --> 00:34:31,278 They're closed? 552 00:34:31,444 --> 00:34:34,322 Yeah, by order of the health department, apparently. 553 00:34:34,489 --> 00:34:37,450 - How do you make unhealthy coffee? - Maybe it was the scones. 554 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:43,456 Listen, I got some shit in my fridge, like frozen gumbo, toasted waffles, eggs. 555 00:34:43,665 --> 00:34:46,001 I make a coffee so strong, it'll walk into the cup. 556 00:34:46,167 --> 00:34:49,421 - I don't have any scones, though. - Forget it, then. 557 00:34:50,046 --> 00:34:51,172 Come on. 558 00:34:54,718 --> 00:34:56,511 Hi there. I'm Lisa. 559 00:34:56,678 --> 00:34:59,639 My wife Lisa and I just moved into the house down the street. 560 00:34:59,848 --> 00:35:02,601 The adamecs had three kids. Bank threw them out. 561 00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:04,227 I'm sorry to hear that. 562 00:35:04,394 --> 00:35:07,188 Listen, was your car towed this morning? 563 00:35:07,355 --> 00:35:09,107 We don't have a car, so, no. 564 00:35:09,274 --> 00:35:11,026 Our range rover was. 565 00:35:11,192 --> 00:35:14,863 Parking signs on the south side of the street were moved to the north side. 566 00:35:15,196 --> 00:35:19,075 And there were heroin needles in the alley and serial-rapist flyers. 567 00:35:19,242 --> 00:35:22,203 It's like the neighborhood went to shit overnight. 568 00:35:22,370 --> 00:35:25,206 - You know anything about it? - No. Sorry. 569 00:35:27,292 --> 00:35:29,210 Fyi... 570 00:35:29,377 --> 00:35:31,379 We don't scare easily. 571 00:36:07,582 --> 00:36:12,087 I am a woman! 572 00:36:14,631 --> 00:36:16,132 This gumbo is fucking delicious. 573 00:36:16,299 --> 00:36:19,761 Yeah, my dad is from New Orleans. I picked a vat up on my last visit. 574 00:36:19,928 --> 00:36:21,554 Was he a musician too? 575 00:36:21,721 --> 00:36:22,972 Both my parents, actually. 576 00:36:23,139 --> 00:36:27,602 My dad's a violinist. My mom plays pretty much everything. 577 00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:31,272 - What is this? - That's a guzheng. 578 00:36:31,439 --> 00:36:35,110 Yeah, my mom, she brought one back from her last tour from China. 579 00:36:35,276 --> 00:36:37,612 - Can you play this? - Yeah. 580 00:36:37,946 --> 00:36:39,781 Jesus. 581 00:36:39,948 --> 00:36:42,158 Are you, like, a prodigy or something? 582 00:36:42,325 --> 00:36:45,245 Well, I just, you know, pick things up here and there. 583 00:36:45,453 --> 00:36:48,832 I forgot to ask you what you thought of the set last night. 584 00:36:50,291 --> 00:36:52,293 Jazz isn't really my thing. 585 00:36:52,877 --> 00:36:55,922 But, you know, one of them sounded, uh, kind of familiar. 586 00:36:56,089 --> 00:36:59,467 Oh, right. That's the miles Davis. It gets a lot of elevator play. 587 00:37:00,385 --> 00:37:02,512 What kind of stuff you listen to? 588 00:37:02,679 --> 00:37:03,722 Nothing. 589 00:37:04,889 --> 00:37:07,809 - Nothing? - I don't have time to listen to music. 590 00:37:08,476 --> 00:37:09,728 That's tragic. 591 00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:11,980 Is it? 592 00:37:12,313 --> 00:37:14,816 Yeah. I would die without music in my life. 593 00:37:16,317 --> 00:37:17,861 All right. 594 00:37:18,486 --> 00:37:20,655 So play me something worth dying over. 595 00:37:21,573 --> 00:37:22,949 - Wha...? - Come on. 596 00:37:23,116 --> 00:37:24,701 - No. - I won't even watch you. 597 00:37:24,868 --> 00:37:27,245 I'll just stare into my gumbo. Go on. 598 00:37:27,996 --> 00:37:30,498 Well, all right. 599 00:37:47,182 --> 00:37:51,227 Keeping you close, falling behind 600 00:37:51,394 --> 00:37:55,273 I lost my voice, and you lost your mind 601 00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:59,569 you say you're not well, I say you're fine 602 00:37:59,736 --> 00:38:03,740 you're walking with me through the aisles of a drugstore 603 00:38:03,948 --> 00:38:09,871 and if you return to me 604 00:38:12,248 --> 00:38:18,463 oh, if you return to me 605 00:38:21,174 --> 00:38:24,844 your mother's a fake, a phantom who steals 606 00:38:25,053 --> 00:38:29,516 the smile on your face is not what you feel 607 00:38:29,682 --> 00:38:33,311 and I'll check you in if you check me out 608 00:38:33,478 --> 00:38:39,317 some lonesome wrist cutter who says I'm her brother 609 00:38:52,872 --> 00:38:54,749 Holy shit. 610 00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:01,840 I love that you're an early-bird-special kind of guy. 611 00:39:02,006 --> 00:39:04,759 - Love a man who could spot a good deal. - Heh, heh. 612 00:39:04,926 --> 00:39:07,095 So how do you know frank? 613 00:39:07,804 --> 00:39:11,474 We're working on a business arrangement together. 614 00:39:11,641 --> 00:39:15,937 - You're a businessman? - More of a tradesman, actually. 615 00:39:16,104 --> 00:39:18,523 Wow. Looks and smarts? 616 00:39:18,690 --> 00:39:20,441 Did I get lucky tonight or what? 617 00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:26,030 - Ahem. - And I like yourjacket, it's very classy. 618 00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:41,504 Hey! Ain't quitting time yet, college. 619 00:39:41,713 --> 00:39:43,965 Look, do we get paid for the holiday on Monday? 620 00:39:44,132 --> 00:39:47,218 - What? - You know, it's the fourth. 621 00:39:48,761 --> 00:39:53,641 Of July. It's, you know, america's birthday. It's the birth of democracy... 622 00:39:53,808 --> 00:39:57,312 I know what the fourth of July is, smartass. No. None of the holidays. 623 00:39:57,729 --> 00:40:02,442 Not the tree one, the president one, the war one, and not the one for the blacks. 624 00:40:02,609 --> 00:40:04,235 - Yeah... - This ain't the post office. 625 00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,737 I think I tweaked my back. 626 00:40:07,780 --> 00:40:10,158 You're not gunning for workman's comp, are you? 627 00:40:10,325 --> 00:40:11,367 No. No, I just... 628 00:40:11,534 --> 00:40:15,580 Good, because comp stands for competition from the Mexicans who all want your job. 629 00:40:15,788 --> 00:40:19,000 So man up, or you're gonna be on permanent unpaid holiday. 630 00:40:19,167 --> 00:40:20,293 - Great. - Jesus. 631 00:40:30,219 --> 00:40:32,805 - Hi. - Hey. 632 00:40:35,516 --> 00:40:37,226 What's wrong? 633 00:40:38,394 --> 00:40:41,689 - Last night, did we, um...? - I know. It was wonderful. 634 00:40:42,231 --> 00:40:45,401 - So that did happen? - Yeah. 635 00:40:47,195 --> 00:40:49,197 You don't remember? 636 00:40:49,530 --> 00:40:52,617 I was... I was plastered. 637 00:40:54,202 --> 00:40:56,913 But you had a... your thing... 638 00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:59,540 No, Debbie, that's... 639 00:40:59,832 --> 00:41:02,627 Biology. That's not consent. 640 00:41:04,003 --> 00:41:07,382 - I thought it meant you wanted to. - Did I say I wanted to? 641 00:41:09,092 --> 00:41:10,551 Not exactly. 642 00:41:10,718 --> 00:41:15,056 Debbie, I was barely conscious, okay? 643 00:41:15,223 --> 00:41:16,265 You date-raped me. 644 00:41:16,933 --> 00:41:18,559 We were on a date? 645 00:41:18,726 --> 00:41:22,814 No. Debbie, you statutory-raped yourself. 646 00:41:23,272 --> 00:41:24,399 I could go to jail. 647 00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:26,776 I don't understand. 648 00:41:26,943 --> 00:41:29,529 Friends don't rape friends. 649 00:41:29,904 --> 00:41:31,739 I didn't mean to rape you. 650 00:41:35,076 --> 00:41:36,577 I'm sorry. 651 00:41:38,788 --> 00:41:41,749 Ahem. Don't call me. Okay? 652 00:41:56,848 --> 00:42:00,309 Whoa, no iv drugs! Pump it pure. 653 00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:02,645 Yo, you said you'd be home by 4. 654 00:42:02,812 --> 00:42:06,315 Word got out that we're paying cash. Bunch of nursing moms showed up. 655 00:42:06,482 --> 00:42:09,110 Hey, radha, I'm not paying you to snooze. 656 00:42:09,277 --> 00:42:12,280 So you got a problem with Svetlana breastfeeding the girls... 657 00:42:12,447 --> 00:42:16,784 But selling this tainted-ass titty milk from this crew is okay? 658 00:42:16,951 --> 00:42:19,704 We'll struggle to make ends meet with the rub n' tug closed. 659 00:42:19,871 --> 00:42:22,457 You missed the wiggles. They love the wiggles. 660 00:42:22,623 --> 00:42:26,210 - V, they need their mother! - Why don't you relax and let me do my job? 661 00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:28,796 Because I see you feeding everybody else's babies... 662 00:42:28,963 --> 00:42:30,965 Except your own, and it pisses me off! 663 00:42:42,810 --> 00:42:44,187 Hey, debs, you okay? 664 00:42:44,353 --> 00:42:46,189 Matty accused me of raping him. 665 00:42:46,355 --> 00:42:49,067 - What? - I know! We made love last night. 666 00:42:49,233 --> 00:42:51,360 Wait, wait, wait. You lost your virginity? 667 00:42:51,527 --> 00:42:53,154 Does it count if it's rape? 668 00:42:53,321 --> 00:42:57,575 - You did the raping, right? - Well, he was drunk, but his thing wasn't. 669 00:42:58,076 --> 00:42:59,160 How do you rape a dude? 670 00:42:59,869 --> 00:43:02,371 He was sort of paralyzed by frank's beer or something. 671 00:43:02,538 --> 00:43:04,874 I thought he would like it. I thought all guys did. 672 00:43:05,041 --> 00:43:07,668 - We do. - Well, Matty didn't. 673 00:43:07,835 --> 00:43:10,922 Hey, listen, debs, I think this is one seriously weird dude. Okay? 674 00:43:11,089 --> 00:43:14,967 - I think you're better off without him, yeah? - I'm not. 675 00:43:15,343 --> 00:43:19,013 Debs, a million guys would kill to be raped by you. 676 00:43:19,180 --> 00:43:21,182 Oh, will you shut up already? 677 00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:27,146 Sheila: Frank! 678 00:43:30,358 --> 00:43:33,861 I'm test-driving our new home. 679 00:43:34,028 --> 00:43:36,531 Ernie talked me into the big one. 680 00:43:36,948 --> 00:43:38,908 - Ernie? - Yeah. Ernie. 681 00:43:39,075 --> 00:43:40,868 - Hi. - My rv dealer. 682 00:43:41,035 --> 00:43:42,453 Isn't it gorgeous? 683 00:43:42,745 --> 00:43:47,375 And in the master bedroom, there's a pop-out, and it just doubles the whole size. 684 00:43:47,542 --> 00:43:50,169 - You bought this? - Well, not yet... 685 00:43:50,378 --> 00:43:52,713 But Ernie let me take it for a test drive... 686 00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:56,509 And he said he'd bring it on back tonight if I buy it. 687 00:43:57,051 --> 00:44:00,805 Sheila, I have been doing a lot of thinking. 688 00:44:00,972 --> 00:44:03,307 I was unconscious when you married me. 689 00:44:03,474 --> 00:44:05,977 Well, I mean... 690 00:44:07,019 --> 00:44:11,232 - Kind of, but, I mean, I knew... - Wait, listen to me. I want... 691 00:44:11,732 --> 00:44:13,568 I wanna renew our vows. 692 00:44:13,985 --> 00:44:17,572 - Oh. - I want this to be a choice. I wanna do it right. 693 00:44:17,905 --> 00:44:19,907 -Really? —my god. 694 00:44:20,074 --> 00:44:24,078 My heart is literally bursting. I haven't felt this way, ever. 695 00:44:24,245 --> 00:44:28,332 I didn't feel it with Monica, not with Sammi's mom. 696 00:44:29,125 --> 00:44:30,751 You have such a deep soul. 697 00:44:30,918 --> 00:44:34,797 And you care so much. You care about humanity. 698 00:44:34,964 --> 00:44:39,218 And I can't leave here. I can't leave my home. 699 00:44:39,927 --> 00:44:44,390 Don't squash my dream of us building a future together. I can't take it. 700 00:44:44,557 --> 00:44:46,601 Especially now. I'm too weak. 701 00:44:47,018 --> 00:44:50,271 Frank, what about my dreams... 702 00:44:50,855 --> 00:44:54,775 Of seeing the world in this? This! 703 00:44:54,942 --> 00:44:59,655 We can take a vacation anytime you want, and then... 704 00:45:00,156 --> 00:45:04,619 We'll come back to the little nest that we built for ourselves. 705 00:45:04,785 --> 00:45:08,080 My god, I love you, Sheila Jackson. 706 00:45:08,247 --> 00:45:11,792 -I mean, Sheila Gallagher. —aw. 707 00:45:12,168 --> 00:45:14,253 - Oh, frank. - Ha-ha-ha. 708 00:45:22,845 --> 00:45:24,847 Debs, are you smoking? 709 00:45:25,014 --> 00:45:26,432 I'm just holding it. 710 00:45:26,599 --> 00:45:27,975 Why? 711 00:45:28,809 --> 00:45:31,312 Experimenting with things adults do. 712 00:45:31,479 --> 00:45:32,980 Don't like it very much. 713 00:45:35,483 --> 00:45:36,734 You need to talk? 714 00:45:40,571 --> 00:45:42,531 I wanna tell you something... 715 00:45:42,698 --> 00:45:46,577 But I don't really wanna talk about it because I'm not sure how I feel about it. 716 00:45:46,744 --> 00:45:49,372 And I don't wanna be told how to feel. 717 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,418 Okay. 718 00:45:56,003 --> 00:45:58,631 So I'm gonna tell you... 719 00:46:00,132 --> 00:46:01,342 And that's it. 720 00:46:02,593 --> 00:46:04,095 Okay? 721 00:46:05,513 --> 00:46:06,681 Okay. 722 00:46:09,100 --> 00:46:10,685 I had sex last night. 723 00:46:11,769 --> 00:46:13,562 My first time. 724 00:46:17,900 --> 00:46:22,446 Just tell me you were careful. 725 00:46:51,267 --> 00:46:54,937 - Homemade beer okay? - Oh, I'm fine with water. Thank you. 726 00:46:55,104 --> 00:46:57,106 Oh, okay. 727 00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:00,735 Ah! 728 00:47:02,737 --> 00:47:05,364 That is strong. 729 00:47:05,573 --> 00:47:08,576 - Look at those socks. - Ah, heh. 730 00:47:08,743 --> 00:47:11,579 - A man with taste. - Ha, ha. 731 00:47:23,007 --> 00:47:27,261 Oh! Oh, uh, listen, look. I really like you. 732 00:47:27,428 --> 00:47:31,849 You're a true gentleman, and I don't meet many of those, which is... 733 00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:34,685 Why I wanna take things slow. 734 00:47:35,227 --> 00:47:36,270 Huh? 735 00:47:36,437 --> 00:47:38,689 I don't wanna make the same mistakes that I had... 736 00:47:38,856 --> 00:47:41,901 With the last 30 or 40 guys I've been with. 737 00:47:42,651 --> 00:47:46,697 By take it slow, you mean, we can get at it after I finish my water? 738 00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:49,909 Oh, no, no, I mean... 739 00:47:50,117 --> 00:47:55,664 You know, go out on a few dates, get to know each other better. 740 00:47:55,831 --> 00:47:59,835 But frank promised you would bone me as soon as we got back to your trailer. 741 00:48:00,544 --> 00:48:01,879 What? 742 00:48:02,922 --> 00:48:08,552 - Come on, you beautiful hunk ofjunk. - Jeez, it's hot down here, frank. 743 00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:11,555 - I tripled the gas to make things go faster. - Wow. 744 00:48:12,473 --> 00:48:15,142 Frank, I've decided, when Ernie comes with the rv... 745 00:48:15,309 --> 00:48:18,687 To tell him to turn it around and take it back home. 746 00:48:18,854 --> 00:48:22,024 - You're keeping the house? - I wanna be with you... 747 00:48:22,191 --> 00:48:25,361 And reaffirm our commitment to our partnership. 748 00:48:26,195 --> 00:48:29,156 - Oh, you... - Oh, no, no, no, maybe later. 749 00:48:29,323 --> 00:48:34,662 Hey! You dangled me like a sex carrot to get brewery equipment? 750 00:48:34,829 --> 00:48:37,665 You were lonely. I was killing two birds with one stone. 751 00:48:37,832 --> 00:48:39,708 - But I... - I don't like your tone. 752 00:48:39,917 --> 00:48:43,838 He promised that man that I would put out on the first date. 753 00:48:44,004 --> 00:48:48,426 - I've seen you put out after the first drink. - You son of a bitch! 754 00:48:48,592 --> 00:48:51,846 Hey, calm down! Hey, calm down! 755 00:48:52,012 --> 00:48:54,765 No. Frank: For god's sake. 756 00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:56,976 I'm gonna fucking kill you! 757 00:48:57,184 --> 00:48:59,478 Sheila: She... excuse us. 758 00:49:06,110 --> 00:49:10,865 Get the fuck back here, you fucking asshole! You are not getting away from this shit! 759 00:49:11,031 --> 00:49:13,075 - Sheila: Get your hands off him! - Damn you! 760 00:49:13,242 --> 00:49:15,244 - Fuck you! - Get off him! 761 00:49:15,411 --> 00:49:17,872 - Get off him. - Sammi: Get off me, you cunt! 762 00:49:18,038 --> 00:49:20,082 - Frank: Jesus! - Did you hear what she called me? 763 00:49:20,249 --> 00:49:23,627 That is not right, no. She should not talk to your wife like that. 764 00:49:23,794 --> 00:49:27,590 I hope you die in a puddle of diarrhea! 765 00:49:27,756 --> 00:49:32,553 - That is unacceptable... - I am your flesh and blood! She is nobody! 766 00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:35,723 Can the both of you just shut the fuck up? 767 00:49:35,890 --> 00:49:38,100 Can we not have one moment of peace? 768 00:49:39,393 --> 00:49:40,728 Christ! 769 00:49:40,895 --> 00:49:44,732 I've got a raging lunatic succubus of a daughter on one hand... 770 00:49:45,566 --> 00:49:49,153 And a lumpy smothering pervert of a wife on the other! 771 00:49:49,361 --> 00:49:51,989 And you are both driving me fucking insane! 772 00:49:52,156 --> 00:49:53,991 - Daddy... - Don't you "daddy" me! 773 00:49:54,450 --> 00:49:59,121 You are needy, you are slutty, your son is a lump of pure misery... 774 00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:02,333 And you have disgusting personal hygiene! 775 00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:06,086 - And you! You are a certified whack-job! - What? 776 00:50:06,253 --> 00:50:08,255 Couldn't go out of your house for two years. 777 00:50:08,422 --> 00:50:11,425 You take great pleasure in shoving fake penises... 778 00:50:11,592 --> 00:50:13,511 Up the butts of the men you love. 779 00:50:13,677 --> 00:50:16,180 You banged the husband of your only daughter! 780 00:50:16,347 --> 00:50:19,934 You adopted a bunch of Indian kids, and who the fuck knows why? 781 00:50:20,100 --> 00:50:25,856 And I cannot stand your unreasonably complicated cooking! 782 00:50:28,442 --> 00:50:30,778 Oh, Jesus Christ! 783 00:50:30,945 --> 00:50:34,114 Can't a man get one fucking minute ofpeace? 784 00:50:34,281 --> 00:50:36,617 Just one minute? 785 00:50:38,953 --> 00:50:41,539 - Sammi: Holy shit! - Must have been the extra propane. 786 00:50:41,705 --> 00:50:43,666 Where's hanzi? 787 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,043 That's a nice sock. 788 00:50:46,210 --> 00:50:48,295 Chuckie! Chuckie: Mommy! 789 00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:59,890 Holy mama! 790 00:51:04,937 --> 00:51:06,272 She" 791 00:51:08,315 --> 00:51:10,109 Sheila. 792 00:51:10,317 --> 00:51:12,987 Sheils, hey. Unlock the door. 793 00:51:14,613 --> 00:51:17,950 Sheila, hey, let's go to the Grand Canyon, huh? 794 00:51:18,158 --> 00:51:19,827 Wanna go to the grand can...? 795 00:51:50,941 --> 00:51:53,360 At least we won't have to pay for the demo. 796 00:51:53,861 --> 00:51:55,779 Score.