1 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Created and Encoded by -- Gaz -- of www.YIFY-TORRENTS.com. The Best 720p/1080p/3d movies with the lowest file size on the internet. 2 00:00:50,425 --> 00:00:52,593 Welcome back to Celebrity Dance Factor. 3 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:55,471 l'm Hutch Davidson and we are live from Hollywood 4 00:00:55,513 --> 00:00:58,098 just moments away from crowning our season champion. 5 00:00:58,475 --> 00:01:01,685 Now, we've just seen the last dances from our first two finalists. 6 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:03,979 Reality television star, Whitney Port. 7 00:01:08,943 --> 00:01:11,820 And Miami Heat basketball star, Dwyane Wade. 8 00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:22,289 Which brings us to our last, but certainly not least, finalist of the night. 9 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:26,126 Everyone's favorite tough love trainer from the weight-loss show, Lose it and Weep. 10 00:01:26,336 --> 00:01:27,669 Oh, my God, l think l'm gonna throw up. 11 00:01:27,712 --> 00:01:30,255 -We got this. We got this, okay? -You're right. We can do this. 12 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:32,508 -Just one more dance. One more dance. -We know how to do this. 13 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:35,636 Jules Baxter and her partner, Evan Webber! 14 00:02:25,895 --> 00:02:27,813 Alex, quick, come see this! 15 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,274 What are you watching? 16 00:02:30,358 --> 00:02:31,733 Celebrity Dance Factor. 17 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:33,569 -No. -lt's the finals! 18 00:02:33,611 --> 00:02:35,279 Even l need a cold shower after that one. 19 00:02:35,363 --> 00:02:38,824 Let's turn to our esteemed panel ofjudges. Tyce? Let's hear your score. 20 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:40,576 Five stars! 21 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:46,248 Okay. Cheryl Cole? 22 00:02:46,541 --> 00:02:48,917 You know what, if l had six stars, l'd give you the six. 23 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:51,128 But l've only got five, so you can have those. 24 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:55,299 -Jules is taking it. -No. l think D-Wade has it. 25 00:02:55,383 --> 00:02:56,675 -What? -Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 26 00:02:56,759 --> 00:02:59,595 And Taboo of The Black Eyed Peas, let's have your thoughts. 27 00:02:59,637 --> 00:03:02,139 lt wasn't for me, so l gave you a three. 28 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:04,892 -Dude. She's totally doing him. -No way. 29 00:03:04,934 --> 00:03:07,019 Don't question the sage insights of Star Buzz. 30 00:03:07,103 --> 00:03:09,396 We've tallied the judges' scores and added them to our viewers' votes. 31 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:14,109 And let me tell you, this is the closest result we have ever recorded. 32 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:16,278 May l have the envelope, please? 33 00:03:17,071 --> 00:03:18,113 Thank you. 34 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:25,954 And the winner of Celebrity Dance Factor, Season 1 5 is... 35 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:35,839 l can't... 36 00:03:37,967 --> 00:03:40,260 Jules Baxter and Evan Webber! 37 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:12,167 Jules? Are you okay? 38 00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:13,293 l'm sorry. So sorry. 39 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:16,338 Let's hope she's not pregnant, folks. 40 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:21,009 Fireworks! 41 00:04:32,897 --> 00:04:35,941 Book signing. Milk lt! the book! 42 00:04:36,025 --> 00:04:38,235 Pictures of breasts inside! 43 00:04:38,653 --> 00:04:41,071 Welcome, everyone, to The Breast Choice. 44 00:04:41,155 --> 00:04:45,033 l'm Wendy Cooper, wearing two hats today as store owner 45 00:04:45,201 --> 00:04:49,204 and author of my very first children's book Milk lt! 46 00:04:50,373 --> 00:04:51,873 Yay! 47 00:04:52,208 --> 00:04:54,376 So let's get started. 48 00:04:55,503 --> 00:04:56,878 Hi. 49 00:04:58,214 --> 00:05:00,340 "Goats do it. 50 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:02,801 "Cows do it. 51 00:05:03,052 --> 00:05:04,803 "Kitties do it. 52 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:08,056 "Even dolphins in the sea do it. 53 00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:13,061 "When your mommy uses her breasts to feed a baby 54 00:05:13,229 --> 00:05:15,856 "she is feeding her baby the..." 55 00:05:15,898 --> 00:05:17,190 Tits! 56 00:05:17,233 --> 00:05:18,442 Gary! 57 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,153 Okay, okay. Sorry. l got it. l got it. 58 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:23,947 -Hey, kid! -All right! 59 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:26,742 -They're called breasts. -Thank you all for coming. 60 00:05:26,909 --> 00:05:30,495 lt was just lovely. And hug your mommies for breast-feeding you. 61 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:33,165 -Thank you. -Bye. Thank you. See you. 62 00:05:33,249 --> 00:05:35,834 -Hey! Great job, hon! -Did you get that kid? 63 00:05:35,918 --> 00:05:37,127 No. He was too fast. 64 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:40,213 But l said some choice words. They were very choice. 65 00:05:40,256 --> 00:05:42,049 Punk. Next time, get him. 66 00:05:42,091 --> 00:05:45,385 Okay. l will. But what's important right now? 67 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:48,096 That l just had my first reading. 68 00:05:48,139 --> 00:05:51,141 Yeah! Yeah, you did! You did great. 69 00:05:51,267 --> 00:05:53,560 -l gotta get back, okay? -What? No! Gar! 70 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:56,104 -Lil Wayne is waiting. -Can't some other dentist do it? 71 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:58,273 Squeaks, it's my first grill! 72 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:00,275 -Right? Yeah. -All right. 73 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,110 -lt's a big deal. -l was gonna take you to lunch, but okay. 74 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:04,738 Next time, all right? Congratulations! Great job! 75 00:06:08,117 --> 00:06:09,743 -Gar! -Yeah? 76 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:16,083 Two minutes. 77 00:06:16,250 --> 00:06:17,459 -l gotta go. -Honey! 78 00:06:17,543 --> 00:06:18,835 -Honey, l got to go, l got... -Honey! 79 00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:23,924 -Janice! -Yeah. 80 00:06:23,966 --> 00:06:25,384 l'm taking Gary in the back. 81 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:33,141 Look, we can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way. 82 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:36,895 And l get it, you're naked, you're vulnerable but this is a safe place, you know. 83 00:06:36,979 --> 00:06:39,648 No need to resort to cheap theatrics. 84 00:06:40,316 --> 00:06:43,735 We're better than that, right? We're artists. 85 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:45,946 So, let's just keep it dignified. 86 00:06:49,867 --> 00:06:51,326 Look, kid. 87 00:06:51,369 --> 00:06:55,539 lf you don't smile, your mom doesn't buy any prints and l don't get paid. 88 00:06:55,748 --> 00:06:56,998 So, suck it up. 89 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,794 All right, baby. You like it when l'm bossy? 90 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:03,880 Okay! Okay. 91 00:07:04,340 --> 00:07:08,885 Work the feet. Show me those gums! That's it, baby! 92 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:14,683 Holly, these are amazing. 93 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:17,894 Well, l can give you 20% off on prints if you order today. 94 00:07:19,981 --> 00:07:22,858 -Oh, my God! l am so sorry. -Okay! 95 00:07:23,651 --> 00:07:26,570 That's okay. lt happens. 96 00:07:26,654 --> 00:07:28,697 You know the last guy who threw up on me? 97 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:30,866 You know what l did? l married him. 98 00:07:31,367 --> 00:07:33,994 You're so good with kids. You should have one of your own. 99 00:07:34,036 --> 00:07:35,704 Yeah. That's kind of the plan. 100 00:07:35,746 --> 00:07:38,206 Well, don't wait too long. You don't wanna miss your window. 101 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:39,374 Right. 102 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:42,878 Yeah! Let's get you cleaned up. Yeah. 103 00:07:44,088 --> 00:07:45,755 What do you got? 104 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:47,883 Some wine, cheese and crackers, your favorites. 105 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:49,509 That's a real treat. 106 00:07:50,344 --> 00:07:51,970 So what's the movie anyway? 107 00:07:52,054 --> 00:07:53,763 Dirty Dancing. 108 00:07:53,848 --> 00:07:56,558 All right! That's a good one. Yeah. 109 00:07:59,270 --> 00:08:00,520 What are you... 110 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:03,023 l would like to propose a toast. 111 00:08:03,065 --> 00:08:06,109 Okay. But you haven't had a drink in two years. 112 00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:07,986 l just... 113 00:08:08,070 --> 00:08:10,238 l think we should take a break from trying. 114 00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:11,573 And just be us for a while. 115 00:08:12,241 --> 00:08:14,618 All right. l'll drink to that. Sure. 116 00:08:15,536 --> 00:08:16,745 To us. 117 00:08:16,787 --> 00:08:20,415 And if that doesn't work we'll do three rounds of lVF. 118 00:08:22,251 --> 00:08:24,002 And if that doesn't work, 119 00:08:24,086 --> 00:08:25,378 we'll just adopt, which will be great, 120 00:08:25,421 --> 00:08:28,340 because l have no fears, genetic or otherwise. 121 00:08:30,551 --> 00:08:31,676 To us. 122 00:08:31,928 --> 00:08:33,762 To not snuffing out the flame. 123 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:35,013 -Okay. -Okay. 124 00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:41,269 What are you doing? Oh, my God! Are you gonna go for it? 125 00:08:41,562 --> 00:08:43,730 You're going for it. You did it. 126 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:47,192 You just... You crushed it. You crushed a glass of wine. 127 00:08:47,443 --> 00:08:48,777 Oh, my God, l'm wasted. 128 00:08:49,278 --> 00:08:50,612 Yeah, l bet you are! 129 00:08:50,821 --> 00:08:54,574 lt's so good. Why have l wasted two years not drinking this? 130 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:57,160 Oh, my God! The Big Pig is here. 131 00:08:57,286 --> 00:08:59,120 -l didn't even get a tweet! -All right, people. 132 00:08:59,163 --> 00:09:01,623 lt's swine time, let's go! What do you want, bud? 133 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:05,085 Yeah, give me two carnitas tacos and a jalapeno fritter. 134 00:09:05,127 --> 00:09:07,128 Good man. You have your cardiologist on speed dial, right? 135 00:09:07,296 --> 00:09:08,880 Right? You do, right? Hey, girls. 136 00:09:09,298 --> 00:09:11,758 How are you? Best meal on wheels right here. 137 00:09:11,842 --> 00:09:15,262 Tell that to my cheese and bacon panini. Total foodgasm. 138 00:09:15,596 --> 00:09:17,055 Bacon? 139 00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:19,849 Have a good night. 140 00:09:22,353 --> 00:09:23,395 Bacon. 141 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:26,731 You know what? l'm also gonna get the Georgia Dog Special. 142 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:28,900 -Yo, chef. Where're you going? -Two seconds. 143 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:30,777 l added to my order. Do you think he heard it? 144 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:33,029 l can't do anything with gloves on. 145 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:34,823 What can l get you guys? 146 00:09:36,325 --> 00:09:37,367 All right, excellent choice. 147 00:09:37,493 --> 00:09:39,494 Hey! What do you think you're doing? 148 00:09:40,162 --> 00:09:41,496 There's a line if you want to order. 149 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:45,417 The only thing l'm ordering is for you to stop serving bacon, okay? Pig's our turf. 150 00:09:47,044 --> 00:09:49,337 Oh, my God! Your turf? 151 00:09:49,797 --> 00:09:51,006 -Yeah. -ls this West Side Story? 152 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:52,090 Are we gonna rumble at midnight? 153 00:09:52,174 --> 00:09:54,718 You know what, maybe l got a whole gang of back-up dancers 154 00:09:54,802 --> 00:09:56,386 -just ready to go, okay? -Wow! 155 00:09:56,512 --> 00:09:58,513 You're the cheese truck, so stick to cheese. 156 00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:00,640 -Can l order now? -No! Just give me one second, please. 157 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:04,060 That's funny, 'cause l noticed that those jalapeno fritters you guys are serving... 158 00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:07,230 Are awesome, right? They're my invention. l made them. 159 00:10:07,315 --> 00:10:08,857 They have ricotta cheese in them. 160 00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:10,817 Come on! That's like a little bit of cheese. 161 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:12,527 That's nothing compared to the bacon crutch 162 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,154 you're propping these sandwiches up on. 163 00:10:14,196 --> 00:10:16,781 They're paninis, they're grilled peach and blue cheese paninis, 164 00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:18,325 with a dash of bacon. 165 00:10:18,367 --> 00:10:20,118 Also awesome. Also my invention. 166 00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:25,248 All right, you wanna go? Let's go. Your special against my special. 167 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:26,916 Whoever sells the most tonight, wins. 168 00:10:27,209 --> 00:10:28,585 -Fine. -Fine. 169 00:10:28,669 --> 00:10:30,712 All right, if l win, you have to have a drink with me. 170 00:10:31,213 --> 00:10:32,714 And if you win, you may have 171 00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:35,008 -three drinks with me. -That's cute. 172 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:37,552 So you can stand me up again? No thank you. 173 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:40,847 That was five years ago. But that's sweet you still remember that. 174 00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:43,266 l'm impressed, Rosie. 175 00:10:43,392 --> 00:10:44,434 l'll see you in the field, all right? 176 00:10:44,518 --> 00:10:46,394 -lt doesn't keep me up nights. -Sure. 177 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:47,854 Who's that? 178 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,857 This guy from high school. Total player. 179 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,401 l'd play with that. 180 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,362 Don't be gross. Don't be that girl. 181 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:01,159 You're not still hungry, are you? 182 00:11:01,243 --> 00:11:04,287 l don't know. lt depends on what you got left in your picnic basket. 183 00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:07,582 Dr. Cooper. We're in a public place. 184 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:10,335 l know. lt's all so unscheduled. 185 00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:41,449 l win. 186 00:11:42,284 --> 00:11:44,577 What did you think was gonna happen? 187 00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:48,790 Well, l asked you to prom first, all right. And then you said, "Maybe" 188 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,250 -so l decided to ask someone else. -No, l didn't... 189 00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:53,086 Yes, you did. So l asked someone else. Then you said, "Yes." 190 00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:57,257 So l tried to take you both. What's so wrong with that? 191 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,884 -l'm not saying it worked. -Fine. 192 00:12:00,177 --> 00:12:02,220 l blocked out most of high school anyway. 193 00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:04,139 Hey. Where'd you get this guy? 194 00:12:05,307 --> 00:12:06,808 l fought a grill and the grill won. 195 00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:08,351 Why'd you fight the grill? lt always wins. 196 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:10,687 -"Chef hands." Occupational hazard. -Yeah, guys love it, though. 197 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,647 -Do they? -Guys love burned hands. 198 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,023 Yeah? Check this out. Okay. 199 00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:16,484 First time breaking down a pig when l was 1 6. 200 00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:18,528 -Five stitches. Five. Yeah. -Five? 201 00:12:18,612 --> 00:12:20,572 -That is adorable! -l wasn't asking your opinion, that's okay. 202 00:12:20,656 --> 00:12:22,407 -That is adorable! -All right, l wasn't asking your opinion. 203 00:12:22,491 --> 00:12:25,160 Look. A deli slicer nearly took my whole thumb off. 204 00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:27,954 All right. Second-degree burn. Making caramels. 205 00:12:28,205 --> 00:12:30,582 -Your own fault. -Yeah, l know. 206 00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:32,250 Home-made is the best, though. 207 00:12:32,334 --> 00:12:34,669 -So good for you for trying. -Never again. Never again. 208 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,380 -Julienning shallots. -Julienning shallots? 209 00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:39,966 'Cause Julianne, ex-girlfriend, right there, she got me. 210 00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:42,218 -Julianne. l see what you did there. -l know. 211 00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:44,387 -That's good. -Yeah? lt was good, right? l saved it for you. 212 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:46,389 Whoever she was, you probably deserved it. 213 00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:49,184 What? You are so mean. Are you always this mean? 214 00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:51,686 -Always. -ls that your gift? 215 00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:53,396 Always? 216 00:12:57,693 --> 00:12:59,319 Okay. 217 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:02,363 Okay, Trouble. l'm gonna go. 218 00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:04,491 -You're gonna go? -l'm gonna go. 219 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:07,619 -lt's been super real. -Where do you think you're going? 220 00:13:07,703 --> 00:13:11,539 -lt's been great catching up with you... -Yes! 221 00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:13,291 Formal handshake. Good to see you. 222 00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:15,043 Maybe l'll see you on the truck line 223 00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:16,169 -again sometime, right? -Yeah. 224 00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:17,629 Yeah, Rosie Brennan. 225 00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:19,839 -Your hands are on my waist. -They are on your waist, aren't they? 226 00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:22,133 How did they find themselves there? l don't know. 227 00:13:22,676 --> 00:13:24,594 This is really awkward, isn't it? 228 00:13:24,678 --> 00:13:26,638 Well, if you don't stop me, l'm just gonna kiss you. 229 00:13:26,722 --> 00:13:28,640 ls that gonna be okay? 230 00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:46,950 This is me getting in my car. 231 00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:48,409 This is you waving goodbye. 232 00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:57,919 My zipper's stuck. 233 00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,421 ls that our alarm? 234 00:14:00,464 --> 00:14:01,548 What? 235 00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:04,217 -Yeah. Definitely. -No, l think our car's that way. 236 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:05,677 No, it's this way. 237 00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:24,112 Water feels so good. 238 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:25,530 Good, baby. 239 00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:26,781 Do you want some tea? 240 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,241 No. 241 00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:30,410 Are you sure you're not freaking out? 242 00:14:30,452 --> 00:14:34,289 Seriously, l mean, just say so. l can handle it. 243 00:14:35,082 --> 00:14:36,916 Freak out's a little strong. 244 00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:39,252 l really thought l had a bum fallopian tube. 245 00:14:39,503 --> 00:14:41,421 -l just don't wanna force it. -Hey, Crazy. 246 00:14:43,173 --> 00:14:45,049 l wanted to be with you before you were pregnant. 247 00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:47,385 This just speeds things up a little. 248 00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:49,679 -A lot. -So? 249 00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:52,557 We're old enough. We love each other. 250 00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:55,643 What's to figure out? 251 00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:58,396 Apart from what are you gonna do about your show? 252 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,815 Well, we start filming in three weeks 253 00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:03,443 and l'll be finished before l have to deliver. 254 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:08,907 So, basically, l am going to be helping people get thin while l get fat. 255 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:10,700 What are you doing? 256 00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:13,369 Yeah! 257 00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:19,042 -Shit! My tattoo! -So what? 258 00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:22,921 You're not gonna be the only mom out there with that Spring Break dolphin. Trust me. 259 00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:25,548 But those other moms aren't getting judged like me. 260 00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:28,509 Good call, Holly. "l'll never get tired of a dolphin." 261 00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:32,055 l'm not tired of it. l smile every time l see it. 262 00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:34,057 Oh, God! Stop! 263 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:39,854 Let's do it. 264 00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:41,272 -Let's see. -Okay. 265 00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:44,150 No, no, no! 266 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:45,234 What? No! 267 00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:47,987 -Even our wedding photo? -l'm not taking any chances. 268 00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:49,280 Okay? 269 00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:51,908 Be normal. 270 00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:58,247 And you're planning on bringing the baby home here? 271 00:15:58,374 --> 00:15:59,499 -Yeah, we're... -No. 272 00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:02,126 No, this is just a rental. 273 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:04,462 We're buying a house, a really nice house. 274 00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:08,800 A big yard, one story, no pool or sharp edges of any kind. 275 00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:11,636 Yeah, we're moving into a padded cell. 276 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:14,263 And why did you choose Ethiopia? 277 00:16:15,265 --> 00:16:18,518 Honestly, we would have been happy adopting from anywhere. 278 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:22,146 We were on a waiting list for Guatemala, but then they closed their adoptions. 279 00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:25,483 So we started researching Ethiopia and we just... 280 00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:27,276 We just really fell in love with the culture. 281 00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:30,989 Plus, all the white babies were taken. 282 00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:34,075 You're a comedian? 283 00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:36,577 -No. He's not. -No. 284 00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,455 -He's not even funny. At all. -Yeah. 285 00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:44,127 What he does is, he actually picks songs for commercials for an ad agency. 286 00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:46,421 -Great health insurance. -Yeah. 287 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:49,924 They're working on a big ad for Delta Air Lines... 288 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:52,468 Well, we're bidding on it. lt's not a done deal yet. 289 00:16:52,886 --> 00:16:54,929 And how's the photography business? 290 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,598 Well, l'm still waiting for the Guggenheim to start collecting my work. 291 00:16:57,641 --> 00:17:00,393 But until then, l'm shooting at the Aquarium. 292 00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,520 And, you know, it pays the bills. 293 00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:06,482 "All the white babies were taken"? 294 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,026 What? 295 00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:10,278 Cookie? 296 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:11,362 No, thank you. 297 00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:14,615 So you think we're looking at a year? 298 00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:18,119 Well, every case has its own timeline. You just have to be patient. 299 00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:21,664 But on average, yes, a year. Maybe more. 300 00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:23,291 More? 301 00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:27,962 l could work with that, right? Yeah, that sounds good. 302 00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:30,548 So does that mean you like us? 303 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,342 l don't see any red flags. 304 00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:36,721 But you need to baby-proof if you're going to stay here. 305 00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:38,347 Yeah. Of course. 306 00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:39,891 Do you have a wedding photo? 307 00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:42,268 The Ethiopian authorities really like to see that in the packet. 308 00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:44,187 -No. -Yeah, we do. 309 00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:46,481 -Of course we do. Yeah, we do. -No, we don't. We lost it. 310 00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:49,650 -Yeah. We do. Where is it? -No! No! No! 311 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,821 l think it's right here. 312 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,117 Vegas. lt was a costume wedding. 313 00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:00,578 l was Prince, Holly was a showgirl. 314 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,623 He loves Purple Rain. 315 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,043 You know what, why don't we just say it got burned in a fire? 316 00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:08,628 Good one. 317 00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:10,171 -Here. -Thank you. 318 00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:14,509 Wendy, can l go on my 1 5-minute Facebook break? 319 00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:18,888 Wendy? 320 00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:21,015 Are you dead? 321 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:22,850 Hey. 322 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:27,438 Man, l was dreaming that l had a kangaroo pouch. 323 00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:29,315 That sounds awesome. 324 00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:32,819 lt was like a purse. l could hide my snacks in it. 325 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,279 You're like a human-kanga hybrid. 326 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,826 l like to rub my breasts, too. 327 00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:49,752 Gary! Gar Bear! 328 00:18:49,878 --> 00:18:53,506 Gar! Gary! Gar Bear! Gar! 329 00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:57,844 -Wendy! -We're pregnant! 330 00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:00,054 l'm with child! We're pregnant! 331 00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:01,806 -Oh, my God! -We did it! 332 00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:07,395 My balls work! My balls work! Oh, my God! 333 00:19:07,729 --> 00:19:09,689 Keep it in your lane, people. 334 00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:11,566 l did it! l did it! 335 00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:14,527 -We did it! We're gonna have a baby! -We made a baby! 336 00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:20,992 Shit! 337 00:19:21,076 --> 00:19:23,828 Rosie, hurry up! l need my lucky bra for my interview. 338 00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:25,496 Ro! 339 00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:29,208 Two seconds, that's all l wanted. 340 00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:32,420 What's her deal? l thought she finally got laid. 341 00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:33,504 l don't know. 342 00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:36,257 l love these hardwood floors! 343 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:40,011 This is it, baby. lt's so perfect. This is the one. 344 00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:43,598 Are you insane? We're not buying, we're just looking. 345 00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:46,225 You want the house or the baby? 346 00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:47,685 l want the house for the baby. 347 00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:49,979 We can't afford it. 348 00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:52,190 -Hi. -Hi. 349 00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:53,858 Hi. 350 00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:57,653 Look, this is it. This is the one we have to get. 351 00:19:57,779 --> 00:19:59,906 We're just looking. 352 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,659 -Stop worrying. -Okay, okay. 353 00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:06,954 lt's just, he gives me a hard time when l'm late, you know. 354 00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:09,999 Don't let him get into your head. 355 00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:13,419 Yeah. Okay. You're right. He can't ruin this. Not today. 356 00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:14,879 No. 357 00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:19,634 So, Dad. 358 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:22,511 Wendy and l have a little announcement to make. 359 00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:24,805 -We're pregnant! -We're pregnant! 360 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:28,684 Oh, my God! 361 00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:30,269 lsn't that great? 362 00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:34,106 -So are we! -What? 363 00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:35,650 You're... What, are you... Are you kidding? 364 00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:39,362 Yeah, hell's bells. l guess it's congratulations to all of us. 365 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:43,449 Holy... l had no idea that you guys were even trying. 366 00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:45,034 -We weren't! -No. 367 00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:48,246 Now, look, son, there's no blanks in this pistol. 368 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:49,705 Boom! 369 00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:53,626 You guys, you've been trying for quite a while. 370 00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,503 What two, three months? Something like that? 371 00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:57,338 Two years. 372 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:00,216 Not everything's a race, Dad. 373 00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:01,509 -Gar. -No. 374 00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:03,052 -Yeah. Right? -No. Not everything. 375 00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:05,471 Only things where you can come in first. 376 00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:07,640 -Okay. -Come on. 377 00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:10,559 Gary, let's celebrate. Let's go to Margaritaville. 378 00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:12,561 -l don't wanna go to Margaritaville. -Come on. 379 00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:14,063 l don't wanna go to Margaritaville. 380 00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,774 Everybody wants to go to Margaritaville. 381 00:21:18,485 --> 00:21:20,528 -l don't wanna go. -Come on! 382 00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:23,197 l'm gonna break out the Don Julio "Blank-o." 383 00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:26,867 "Blanco," Dad. "Blanco." That's how you pronounce it. 384 00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:29,495 And it's 1 1 :00 a.m., kind of early for shots. 385 00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:32,373 -lt's 5:00 somewhere. -True. 386 00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:34,750 -Don't be a pussy. -You know what? 387 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,211 Margaritaville is abierto for business. 388 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:40,881 Wendy, l just have to say, l am just so happy to have a baby expert in the family. 389 00:21:41,508 --> 00:21:43,217 Are you feeling anything yet? 390 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:44,343 Joy. 391 00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:46,053 -Yeah. -Some exhaustion. 392 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:49,557 A little nausea. Some heartburn. And my boobs are killing me. 393 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:51,934 Plus, l have to pee every five minutes. 394 00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:56,689 But it's just proof that a miracle is happening inside of me. 395 00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:58,357 So l'm so happy. 396 00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:00,901 lt is a miracle, isn't it? 397 00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:03,738 l mean, l thought l'd have to give up my Pilates, and my running 398 00:22:04,197 --> 00:22:08,326 -and tennis and my strip-aerobics. -Sure. 399 00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:10,953 And kickboxing, just all my activities. 400 00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:13,289 But it just turns out l have all this extra energy. 401 00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:15,583 -You know? You know? -Oh, yeah. 402 00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:17,084 Plus, 403 00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:20,004 l'm like crazy-horny. 404 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,506 -Okay. Okay. -l mean, 405 00:22:22,632 --> 00:22:26,886 if l even get a whiff of Ramsey, it's like l just have to pounce, you know? 406 00:22:26,928 --> 00:22:28,554 And l gotta give this old boy credit. 407 00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:32,892 He's still got that race car engine that can go the distance. 408 00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:36,103 -Hormones. What're you gonna do? -Yeah. Yeah. 409 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,147 l don't know. Maybe not talk about it at brunch? 410 00:22:38,231 --> 00:22:40,358 -Yep, that's what l'd do. -That's what l'd do, too. 411 00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:42,109 We're on the same page on that one. 412 00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:44,028 Honey, l know you can't have any 413 00:22:44,112 --> 00:22:47,031 -so l'm gonna do one for you and the baby. -The baby! 414 00:22:47,282 --> 00:22:48,449 Sweet. 415 00:22:49,326 --> 00:22:52,828 -Here's to the Coopers. -Yeah, you know what, what the hell. 416 00:22:52,913 --> 00:22:54,538 Yeah. 417 00:22:55,582 --> 00:22:57,291 Well, that was delicious. 418 00:22:57,376 --> 00:23:00,127 Honey, l didn't make any of it. You know Ramsey don't want me cooking. 419 00:23:00,253 --> 00:23:01,837 -Your mom and l... -Not my mom. 420 00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:03,672 We sure wish y'all could stay longer. 421 00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:06,467 Yeah. That's the thing. lt's such a bummer, 422 00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:09,261 but the missus and little Mini Cooper and l, 423 00:23:09,304 --> 00:23:10,513 we have an appointment. 424 00:23:10,597 --> 00:23:12,348 -Yes, at... -Walmart. 425 00:23:12,432 --> 00:23:13,891 -For paint. -Yeah. And mulch. 426 00:23:13,975 --> 00:23:18,020 Well, you know what they say. Money isn't everything, 427 00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:20,314 but sure keeps you connected to your kids. 428 00:23:20,774 --> 00:23:22,149 -So how much you need? -Dad, l don't need any money. 429 00:23:22,192 --> 00:23:23,651 -l don't need any money. -Come on. How much you need? 430 00:23:23,735 --> 00:23:25,820 No, l don't need anything at all. Thank you so much. 431 00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:28,072 -Man pats. -Man pats, that's great. 432 00:23:28,156 --> 00:23:29,615 Come here, baby, give your mama a kiss. 433 00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:30,825 -What? -Okay... 434 00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:32,493 -Baby. -Okay. 435 00:23:32,577 --> 00:23:35,162 My baby boy. l'm so proud of you. You've grown up so fast. 436 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:37,248 Okay, Gary. Gar. 437 00:23:37,332 --> 00:23:38,707 -What? Yeah. -Okay. 438 00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:41,961 -Awesome. This was so much... -All right. We'll see y'all later. 439 00:23:42,003 --> 00:23:44,004 Yeah, great, this was a thing, you know? 440 00:23:44,047 --> 00:23:45,923 -Congratulations! -Yeah, congrats. 441 00:23:46,007 --> 00:23:48,676 -Come back soon! -Don't ever kiss her again. 442 00:23:50,637 --> 00:23:51,846 Well... 443 00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:55,724 Okay. Are you sure you took the test right? 444 00:23:56,977 --> 00:23:59,186 You pee on a stick. lt's idiot-proof. 445 00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:02,523 No, l know. lt's just, you know, one time. 446 00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:03,649 Yeah. 447 00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:10,489 So what do you want to do? 448 00:24:11,366 --> 00:24:12,825 l don't know. 449 00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:14,910 What do you want to do? 450 00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:17,788 Look, l don't know. 451 00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:22,084 l just found out, okay? You're the girl. Don't you get to decide? 452 00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:24,044 Great, great. So then it's all on me? 453 00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:26,130 No. No, l didn't mean... 454 00:24:28,091 --> 00:24:30,843 Shit. Should we get married? 455 00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:34,555 "Shit. Should we get married?" Yeah. 456 00:24:35,348 --> 00:24:37,600 No, it's just, when you put it like that, that's... 457 00:24:37,684 --> 00:24:39,810 l'm sorry, Rosie. l'm just trying to do the right thing here. 458 00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:42,688 -l didn't mean to... -Then don't ask the wrong questions. 459 00:24:43,690 --> 00:24:46,817 -Just forget that l said anything. -No. 460 00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:50,237 Just forget it 'cause l'll figure it out. Whatever it is, it's not your problem. 461 00:24:50,363 --> 00:24:51,572 -Rosie! -lt's fine. 462 00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:53,157 l have to get back to the truck anyway. 463 00:25:03,793 --> 00:25:05,711 There he is! 464 00:25:06,421 --> 00:25:08,547 Perfect. Okay, guys, look right here. 465 00:25:09,090 --> 00:25:10,591 Big smile. 466 00:25:11,218 --> 00:25:13,928 Aristotle! Good smile! 467 00:25:14,721 --> 00:25:18,098 Okay, beautiful. You can pick up your prints at the kiosk at the front. 468 00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:20,935 All right, everyone. Aristotle needs his down time. 469 00:25:21,144 --> 00:25:22,895 Okay, can we all wave bye-bye? 470 00:25:23,271 --> 00:25:24,647 Bye! 471 00:25:24,981 --> 00:25:26,440 Thank you, nice friend. 472 00:25:26,608 --> 00:25:28,484 So, how's Alex? ls he excited? 473 00:25:28,568 --> 00:25:30,444 Yeah! Yeah! He's... 474 00:25:30,487 --> 00:25:34,114 No. Actually, he's... l don't know. 475 00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:36,450 l don't know. Maybe he's just not ready. 476 00:25:36,493 --> 00:25:38,494 -They're never ready. -Yeah. 477 00:25:38,578 --> 00:25:40,621 Dude's group. 478 00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:42,039 -What? -Dude's group. 479 00:25:42,123 --> 00:25:43,666 lt's like Fight Club, 480 00:25:43,750 --> 00:25:46,085 only there's no fighting, everybody has babies, 481 00:25:46,127 --> 00:25:48,170 they don't talk about what they do there. 482 00:25:48,255 --> 00:25:50,256 l don't know what they do there and l don't need to know. 483 00:25:50,298 --> 00:25:53,259 All l know is that Craig started going when l was pregnant with Henri 484 00:25:53,301 --> 00:25:55,386 -and he's losing his shit. -Yeah. 485 00:25:55,470 --> 00:25:59,139 Now, he loves being a dad and he never misses a Saturday. 486 00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:02,142 You want Alex ready? Send him to the dudes. 487 00:26:03,311 --> 00:26:05,813 Your blood pressure is low and you are in good health. 488 00:26:05,897 --> 00:26:08,774 -And Dad's gonna keep you that way, right? -Right. 489 00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:10,734 -Look at these pamphlets. -Thank you. 490 00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:12,903 That's all we need to know. Let's not go crazy with the research. 491 00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:15,155 l love research. lt soothes me. 492 00:26:15,198 --> 00:26:18,450 Well then, you'll love the wall. l'll see you both in a month. 493 00:26:18,535 --> 00:26:20,202 Wow! 494 00:26:20,287 --> 00:26:22,121 -Look at the wall! -No, no, no, no. 495 00:26:22,163 --> 00:26:24,373 l don't want to know about everything that can go wrong. 496 00:26:24,457 --> 00:26:25,874 Oh, my God! Look at this. 497 00:26:25,959 --> 00:26:27,710 Okay, there's breast-feeding, we have to know about this. 498 00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:30,087 Cord-blood-banking, this is very important these days. 499 00:26:30,171 --> 00:26:33,340 You need to learn the Bradley Method. And... What? 500 00:26:33,925 --> 00:26:35,634 "Circumcision: Yes or No?" 501 00:26:35,677 --> 00:26:37,845 Of course. How is that even a question? 502 00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:40,973 Actually, a lot of couples are choosing not to circumcise these days. 503 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:42,975 -lnteresting. -Who said that? 504 00:26:43,018 --> 00:26:45,477 The expert, honey. So clearly, there's a question. 505 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:48,939 -That's why it says "Yes or No?" -My answer is "Yes." Yes! Yes! 506 00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:51,191 -My answer is, "l need to read about it." -No more... 507 00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:53,193 See you tomorrow, okay? 508 00:27:01,536 --> 00:27:03,704 l'm not gonna forget it. 509 00:27:06,374 --> 00:27:08,667 Can l get a "l can do it"? You can do it! 510 00:27:09,210 --> 00:27:12,421 -I can do it! -Who are you doing it for? 511 00:27:12,505 --> 00:27:14,340 Oh, my God. Damn, this show gives me the munchies. 512 00:27:14,382 --> 00:27:15,674 This is the beginning of the rest of your life! 513 00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:17,426 l so wanna do that slide-y thing. 514 00:27:17,510 --> 00:27:19,261 l feel so bad, but it's hilarious. 515 00:27:19,346 --> 00:27:22,723 -No, no, this is just so funny. -l hope they're having fun. 516 00:27:26,227 --> 00:27:27,353 -Hi. -Hi. 517 00:27:27,395 --> 00:27:29,146 Marco, this is Courtney and Molly. 518 00:27:29,397 --> 00:27:31,982 -Hey. Nice to meet you. -And vice-versa. 519 00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:35,694 l thought you said "Cute Marco." Not "Hot Marco." 520 00:27:35,904 --> 00:27:37,780 Well done, Rosie. 521 00:27:37,864 --> 00:27:39,531 -Well done. -You said l was cute? 522 00:27:39,574 --> 00:27:41,033 -lgnore them. -Yeah, we did. 523 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:43,035 So, you're going, right? 524 00:27:43,078 --> 00:27:44,953 No, l'm not. l've already got friends. 525 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:47,915 -But these guys all have babies. -Yeah. That sounds terrible. 526 00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:51,418 Craig goes. You like Craig. 527 00:27:51,461 --> 00:27:54,380 l tolerate Craig at a barbecue. Not as a forced play date. 528 00:27:57,592 --> 00:28:01,887 -lf you go, just once... -Holly, l am trying to work here, okay? 529 00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:05,766 -Oh, my God! -l'll give you one right here, right now. 530 00:28:06,643 --> 00:28:08,102 Really? 531 00:28:08,144 --> 00:28:09,853 -Right here, right now? -Yes. 532 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:31,685 Hey, Craig. 533 00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:34,062 Alex, Vic. Vic, Alex. 534 00:29:34,856 --> 00:29:36,106 Welcome to Happy Hour. 535 00:29:36,691 --> 00:29:37,775 Let's walk. 536 00:29:42,405 --> 00:29:44,698 l sense your fear, Alex. lt's cool. 537 00:29:45,074 --> 00:29:46,241 You're still on the other side. 538 00:29:46,534 --> 00:29:48,202 Stay on that side, Alex. 539 00:29:48,286 --> 00:29:49,995 This is the side where happiness goes to die. 540 00:29:50,038 --> 00:29:51,622 Don't mind Craig. He's had a bad week. 541 00:29:52,207 --> 00:29:55,959 Kara just took a three-day business trip and little Henry there just got sick. 542 00:29:56,419 --> 00:29:58,962 -Here you go, big boy. Walk it off. -Thanks. 543 00:29:59,047 --> 00:30:02,758 By the way, when we're around Kara, it's still "Henri." "Henry's" on the DL. 544 00:30:03,384 --> 00:30:05,052 -Henri. -You got that, Alex? 545 00:30:05,136 --> 00:30:07,137 lt's very important. That's the first rule. 546 00:30:07,263 --> 00:30:09,598 -Don't talk about what we walk about. -Rule #1 . 547 00:30:09,682 --> 00:30:10,766 Got it. 548 00:30:10,850 --> 00:30:14,061 See, Alex, women pretty much control the baby universe. And why not? 549 00:30:14,103 --> 00:30:17,314 They carried the damn things, pushed them outta their vaginas. 550 00:30:17,398 --> 00:30:20,150 l never used to use that word for that part of the body but, trust me, 551 00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:22,611 once a baby comes out of it, it's a vagina. 552 00:30:22,779 --> 00:30:23,987 -Yeah! -lt changes. 553 00:30:24,072 --> 00:30:26,990 Here, we're free. No one's looking over your shoulder. 554 00:30:27,075 --> 00:30:29,743 lf you put the diaper on backwards or forget to heat the bottle up, 555 00:30:29,911 --> 00:30:31,328 you go with it. 556 00:30:31,412 --> 00:30:34,039 lf you wanna ditch those carrot sticks and feed your kid McNuggets 557 00:30:34,082 --> 00:30:35,374 -you go for it. -Who cares? 558 00:30:35,458 --> 00:30:37,584 And if your wife named your kid "Henri" 559 00:30:37,627 --> 00:30:39,711 and you wanna ignore that silent-H bullshit... 560 00:30:39,754 --> 00:30:42,339 -Bullshit! -...you're in a safe place. What's up, Henry! 561 00:30:42,423 --> 00:30:43,715 -Good to know. -Henri. What is he, a mime? 562 00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:46,927 Where does "Henri" come from anyway? 563 00:30:47,011 --> 00:30:49,263 -Cirque du Soleil. -So dumb. 564 00:30:49,639 --> 00:30:51,974 lt looks like you've got your hands full there. 565 00:30:52,058 --> 00:30:54,268 Yeah, l got four under five. 566 00:30:54,727 --> 00:30:58,605 One more, we can run a full court. Two more and l got pallbearers. 567 00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:03,277 l got Evander here. Venus and Jeter are my twins, and my main man Jordan. 568 00:31:03,653 --> 00:31:08,198 Sure, twice a year, l think about the price of college and cry in my car for a half hour. 569 00:31:08,283 --> 00:31:11,076 But then l punch myself in the dick and get over it. 570 00:31:11,119 --> 00:31:13,704 -l can go for four more. -Really? 571 00:31:13,788 --> 00:31:14,997 Come on, Jordan. Keep up. 572 00:31:15,456 --> 00:31:17,833 Craig, do you have some sunscreen? 573 00:31:17,917 --> 00:31:20,752 Relax. Sunburn is full of vitamin D. 574 00:31:20,837 --> 00:31:23,463 -Guys! lt's Davis! -Totally! 575 00:31:23,673 --> 00:31:25,674 -D-Bone! -Hey, big guy! 576 00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:26,967 Fellas. 577 00:31:27,010 --> 00:31:28,176 What's up, bro? 578 00:31:28,970 --> 00:31:31,555 Offspring. New guy. 579 00:31:31,639 --> 00:31:32,639 What's up, man? 580 00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:34,308 -Everybody good? -Yeah, man. 581 00:31:34,350 --> 00:31:37,185 So, D-Biscuit, haven't seen you hanging around. Where you been? 582 00:31:37,270 --> 00:31:40,147 -Costa Rica, bro. -Central America, classic. 583 00:31:40,189 --> 00:31:41,231 l had to do some work. 584 00:31:41,316 --> 00:31:42,399 -Really? -Working it. 585 00:31:42,483 --> 00:31:45,360 -"Work!" -This lucky bastard's a surf photographer, 586 00:31:45,445 --> 00:31:47,237 -travels all over. -Sweet. 587 00:31:48,156 --> 00:31:49,489 What? 588 00:31:51,534 --> 00:31:53,493 Costa Rica. 589 00:31:56,831 --> 00:31:59,333 The mountains of Costa Rica. 590 00:31:59,417 --> 00:32:01,001 Whoa! Whoa! 591 00:32:01,210 --> 00:32:02,377 That's classified. 592 00:32:02,462 --> 00:32:04,838 Gotta watch it, Davis. That one looks like a wife. 593 00:32:04,881 --> 00:32:05,964 She got "wife eyes." 594 00:32:06,341 --> 00:32:08,675 "Girlfriend tits," but definitely "wife eyes." 595 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,969 l've got to get better pictures on my phone. 596 00:32:11,012 --> 00:32:12,387 Your phone ain't the problem, bro. 597 00:32:12,472 --> 00:32:15,015 Come on. You guys are the ones living the real dream. 598 00:32:15,099 --> 00:32:17,100 l will Freaky Fridaywith you anytime. 599 00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:20,145 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, Patel, what's the Camaro situation? 600 00:32:20,229 --> 00:32:22,606 -You ready to sell that bad boy or what? -Never. 601 00:32:22,690 --> 00:32:23,815 -Never? -Yeah. 602 00:32:23,858 --> 00:32:25,692 Ask him when was the last time he drove it. 603 00:32:25,735 --> 00:32:27,194 Plus, you can't even get a car seat in that thing. 604 00:32:27,403 --> 00:32:30,197 Patel's wife wants him to trade in his '69 Camaro. 605 00:32:30,531 --> 00:32:32,616 We have bets on how long he can last. 606 00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:36,203 Gabriel, l understand you've embraced the minivan, and that's yourjourney, 607 00:32:36,245 --> 00:32:39,873 but l don't want to drive a vagina on wheels. 608 00:32:40,583 --> 00:32:43,001 My vagina seats seven, comfortably. 609 00:32:43,044 --> 00:32:44,461 l've been in it a million times. 610 00:32:44,545 --> 00:32:47,214 Plus, Patel test drove a minivan last week anyway. 611 00:32:47,340 --> 00:32:48,757 -What? -So? 612 00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:50,217 That doesn't mean anything! 613 00:32:50,259 --> 00:32:52,594 l look at houses with Holly, but we're not buying one. 614 00:32:54,514 --> 00:32:56,556 -Bro, bro, bro. -What? 615 00:32:56,599 --> 00:32:59,226 When your wife says you're just test driving minivans, 616 00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:00,560 you're buying a minivan. 617 00:33:00,687 --> 00:33:02,729 And when she says you're just looking at houses, 618 00:33:02,772 --> 00:33:04,356 -you're buying a house. -No, l'm not. 619 00:33:04,399 --> 00:33:05,983 -Oh, yes, you are. -l'm not buying a house. 620 00:33:06,067 --> 00:33:07,234 Check your receipts. 621 00:33:07,318 --> 00:33:09,069 Welcome to escrow, bitch. 622 00:33:09,487 --> 00:33:12,406 No, thank you. Have the Breast Day! 623 00:33:13,574 --> 00:33:15,409 Janice! Janice! 624 00:33:15,493 --> 00:33:17,494 -You're not gonna believe this. -What? 625 00:33:17,578 --> 00:33:20,247 You are looking at one of the keynote speakers 626 00:33:20,289 --> 00:33:22,749 at the next regional ABC Kids Expo. 627 00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:25,711 -Shut up! No! -Yes! 628 00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:27,504 You're living your wisdom! 629 00:33:27,588 --> 00:33:28,672 l know! 630 00:33:28,756 --> 00:33:30,924 -She's speaking at the Expo! -l'm speaking at the Expo! 631 00:33:31,259 --> 00:33:36,013 At the Expo, about the breast pump And the lactation 632 00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:45,230 Sorry, l just... Sorry. 633 00:33:45,523 --> 00:33:47,691 No more cell phones. Landlines only from here on out. 634 00:33:47,775 --> 00:33:51,987 l am protecting my miracle. 635 00:33:52,113 --> 00:33:54,740 Actually, that was my cell phone. 636 00:34:05,626 --> 00:34:08,962 Hey, guys. l'm sorry. Can l just borrow Alex for two secs? 637 00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:10,338 -What? -This is it! 638 00:34:10,423 --> 00:34:11,673 -Already? -Yes! 639 00:34:11,758 --> 00:34:13,300 lt's supposed to be a year. Or more! 640 00:34:13,551 --> 00:34:16,470 You got lucky. l'm sending his pictures now. 641 00:34:16,512 --> 00:34:18,889 His name is Kaleb, he's six weeks old. 642 00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:23,226 We don't have any family medical history and probably never will 643 00:34:23,311 --> 00:34:26,396 so you two will need to consider whether that'll be an issue for you. 644 00:34:26,481 --> 00:34:27,981 -Well... -lt's not! 645 00:34:31,486 --> 00:34:33,153 -Okay. lt's not. -lt's not. 646 00:34:33,237 --> 00:34:35,489 Great, l'll leave you to it. 647 00:34:40,161 --> 00:34:44,539 Oh, my God! Alex, look at him! He's gorgeous! 648 00:34:44,874 --> 00:34:46,500 Can you feel it? 649 00:34:47,919 --> 00:34:50,128 We're gonna be a family. 650 00:34:50,171 --> 00:34:52,798 Oh, yeah. Real soon. 651 00:34:54,467 --> 00:34:56,843 -Here, let's take a picture by the sign. -All right. 652 00:34:58,012 --> 00:35:00,764 Okay, make sure you get the sign and the house. 653 00:35:00,848 --> 00:35:02,140 And us. 654 00:35:08,523 --> 00:35:09,898 lt's a boy. 655 00:35:09,982 --> 00:35:12,359 -Wow! -Honey! 656 00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:15,070 l just peed myself a little. 657 00:35:19,700 --> 00:35:20,867 A girl. 658 00:35:20,910 --> 00:35:23,036 -Yes! -A mini-me! 659 00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:29,417 -We want it to be a surprise. -lt's okay. We don't have to say. 660 00:35:29,502 --> 00:35:32,587 Evan, l'm pregnant. That's surprise enough. We wanna know. 661 00:35:32,672 --> 00:35:33,839 lt's a boy. 662 00:35:33,881 --> 00:35:37,634 A boy! That's so cute! l love boys! 663 00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:40,387 lt looks like it's a little early to tell. 664 00:35:42,473 --> 00:35:43,932 That's okay. 665 00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:47,769 She looks good. 666 00:35:49,021 --> 00:35:51,064 -lt's a boy, Dad. -Well... 667 00:35:51,315 --> 00:35:54,234 He kinda looks like the Loch Ness Monster to me, 668 00:35:54,277 --> 00:35:55,944 but l'll take your word for it. 669 00:35:56,571 --> 00:35:57,696 He's beautiful, y'all. 670 00:35:58,239 --> 00:35:59,823 -Thank you. -Now l will see your baby, 671 00:36:01,450 --> 00:36:03,910 and raise you one more. 672 00:36:08,249 --> 00:36:09,583 Twins! 673 00:36:09,917 --> 00:36:11,251 Twins. 674 00:36:11,377 --> 00:36:13,670 -Oh, my goodness! So great! -God. 675 00:36:13,921 --> 00:36:15,922 Can you believe it? Two! 676 00:36:15,965 --> 00:36:17,382 Two número unos. 677 00:36:17,592 --> 00:36:20,302 -And you got the 4-D ultrasound video. -Yeah. 678 00:36:20,386 --> 00:36:23,221 Don't you kinda wish you'd done it now? l offered to pay for it. 679 00:36:24,056 --> 00:36:25,182 So, who wants dessert? 680 00:36:25,266 --> 00:36:27,767 l do! Park it here. 681 00:36:28,269 --> 00:36:30,854 -l don't know if you take it right off... -What? Maybe you don't. 682 00:36:30,938 --> 00:36:33,273 -Take it easy. -Wow! 683 00:36:34,108 --> 00:36:37,068 Two! Two número unos! 684 00:36:37,111 --> 00:36:38,987 Holy shit! 685 00:36:40,364 --> 00:36:42,199 -What? -Whoa, whoa, stop, stop, stop! 686 00:36:42,283 --> 00:36:43,283 All right, turn to the side. 687 00:36:43,618 --> 00:36:46,119 Flash me the belly. l want to see it. Come on. 688 00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:48,872 l know. l'm finally starting to show. 689 00:36:49,749 --> 00:36:51,124 -l'm gonna take one every week. -Nice. 690 00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:52,584 -Watch you two grow. -That's a good one. 691 00:36:52,627 --> 00:36:54,002 That's a good one, huh? 692 00:36:54,503 --> 00:36:55,962 Little peanut. 693 00:36:57,465 --> 00:36:59,382 l'm really glad you're here. 694 00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:01,384 -Yeah? -Yeah. 695 00:37:01,469 --> 00:37:03,595 Where else would l be? 696 00:37:17,485 --> 00:37:19,819 Marco? Wake up. 697 00:37:21,989 --> 00:37:24,032 l'm bleeding. 698 00:37:50,393 --> 00:37:57,315 Reminding, rewinding Removing, regretting 699 00:37:59,902 --> 00:38:01,528 Forgetting 700 00:38:03,864 --> 00:38:10,704 Your smiles at the wake and Your tears at the wedding 701 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:46,114 Forgetting 702 00:39:19,482 --> 00:39:21,149 lt's my fault. l wished it. 703 00:39:21,233 --> 00:39:24,194 Don't say that. lt's not your fault. Okay? 704 00:39:26,530 --> 00:39:28,615 l never even felt it kick. 705 00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:36,873 Congratulations. You're off the hook. 706 00:39:36,957 --> 00:39:39,250 Rosie, don't say that. Come on. Hey! 707 00:39:39,877 --> 00:39:41,461 Hey! 708 00:39:44,298 --> 00:39:45,632 Rosie, hey! 709 00:39:48,636 --> 00:39:50,887 We're not a couple. 710 00:39:50,971 --> 00:39:54,140 We've never even been on a real date, you know. 711 00:39:54,850 --> 00:39:57,310 l think we can do ourselves a favor and stop pretending. 712 00:39:57,395 --> 00:40:00,063 Rosie! Hey, it's me! 713 00:40:00,815 --> 00:40:02,690 Tequila shots! Don't judge. 714 00:40:05,444 --> 00:40:06,986 Shit, Ro. You okay? 715 00:40:07,029 --> 00:40:09,155 -Yeah, l want to get inside. -Come on. 716 00:40:25,339 --> 00:40:26,381 Fighting fit. 717 00:40:27,716 --> 00:40:30,218 All right, that's perfect. Let's see the bump. That's great. 718 00:40:30,302 --> 00:40:31,511 -Turn to your right. -Can we hurry this up? 719 00:40:31,595 --> 00:40:32,720 He's pushing on my bladder. 720 00:40:32,805 --> 00:40:34,347 Great. All right. We got it. 721 00:40:34,390 --> 00:40:35,682 Okay, but did you get my rack? 722 00:40:35,766 --> 00:40:38,143 Because l am gonna need evidence that l had these. 723 00:40:38,185 --> 00:40:39,519 -We've got proof. -You got it? Okay. 724 00:40:39,603 --> 00:40:40,812 Yeah. That's great. Thanks, Jules. 725 00:40:40,855 --> 00:40:42,772 -Jules, that was great. -Thank you. 726 00:40:42,857 --> 00:40:44,858 We are so excited to have you as our Spring cover mom. 727 00:40:44,942 --> 00:40:45,984 Me, too. 728 00:40:46,152 --> 00:40:48,069 Listen, can we just try to keep it positive? 729 00:40:48,154 --> 00:40:49,529 You know, there's a lot of articles out there 730 00:40:49,572 --> 00:40:52,490 that make women over 35 who are pregnant feel like crap. 731 00:40:52,700 --> 00:40:54,033 -Right. -And l just don't want... 732 00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:56,911 -No, it's gonna be so... -Sorry, l've got to take this. 733 00:40:58,956 --> 00:41:00,623 Hey, you. Did you watch it? 734 00:41:00,708 --> 00:41:03,793 That circumcision video you sent me? Give me a little heads up next time. 735 00:41:03,878 --> 00:41:05,712 l was eating lunch. Now l'm scarred for life. 736 00:41:05,838 --> 00:41:09,799 Yeah, gross! Nobody needs to see how the sausage gets made, Jules! 737 00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:12,552 l'm not gonna let somebody hurt my baby like that. 738 00:41:12,636 --> 00:41:14,888 Jules, trust me. He's not even gonna remember it. 739 00:41:15,556 --> 00:41:17,307 lt's not even medically necessary. 740 00:41:17,391 --> 00:41:20,643 And besides, it actually makes the penis less sensitive. 741 00:41:20,728 --> 00:41:23,897 That's why you do it. Give the kid some endurance, a fighting chance. 742 00:41:23,981 --> 00:41:26,649 He's perfect as he is. l don't get the point. What is it? 743 00:41:27,610 --> 00:41:29,068 Because l'm Jewish? 744 00:41:29,653 --> 00:41:33,448 Half Jewish. Christmas tree Jewish, that's what you said. 745 00:41:33,532 --> 00:41:35,909 But my penis is full Jew. This is my jurisdiction. 746 00:41:35,993 --> 00:41:38,411 Okay, so l have no say in what happens to my son? 747 00:41:39,371 --> 00:41:43,124 Besides, if you had your foreskin, maybe l would like you a little bit more. 748 00:41:43,209 --> 00:41:44,292 How much more? 749 00:41:44,376 --> 00:41:46,127 A tip more. 750 00:41:46,837 --> 00:41:51,382 Look, l would feel shafted if we didn't do it. 751 00:41:51,425 --> 00:41:53,384 Can we discuss this weirdness later? l'm working. 752 00:41:53,427 --> 00:41:55,178 Okay. 753 00:41:55,262 --> 00:41:56,346 l love you. Bye. 754 00:41:56,430 --> 00:41:57,597 Love you, too. 755 00:41:58,557 --> 00:42:01,392 Well, if it's any consolation, l like an uncut guy. 756 00:42:02,436 --> 00:42:05,021 Yeah, l once banged my way straight across Eastern Europe. 757 00:42:05,105 --> 00:42:06,773 lt was fun. 758 00:42:07,107 --> 00:42:10,109 l don't know, man. Out of the blue, l got this call and suddenly... 759 00:42:10,152 --> 00:42:11,569 -Jordan! -...we got this baby. 760 00:42:11,612 --> 00:42:13,279 -That's right, you got a baby. -lt's not good. 761 00:42:13,405 --> 00:42:16,991 They said it was gonna be at least a year or more, all right? 762 00:42:17,076 --> 00:42:20,203 And that's the one thing you can count on with adoption, right? Time. 763 00:42:22,122 --> 00:42:24,666 l need that time to save, to get ready. 764 00:42:24,750 --> 00:42:26,251 There's no such thing as ready. 765 00:42:26,293 --> 00:42:28,878 You just jump on a moving train and try not to die. 766 00:42:29,296 --> 00:42:31,631 -Great. -What's up, man? You terrified? 767 00:42:31,674 --> 00:42:33,424 Because you should be. 768 00:42:33,467 --> 00:42:35,969 Here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna get to the hospital room. 769 00:42:36,011 --> 00:42:40,098 And she's gonna be laying there with her legs splayed wide open. 770 00:42:40,307 --> 00:42:42,308 My woman gave birth doggie-style. 771 00:42:44,103 --> 00:42:45,812 They can do that, you know. 772 00:42:45,896 --> 00:42:48,815 And then out is gonna slide a little miracle. 773 00:42:48,899 --> 00:42:52,986 Half you, half her, your DNA all mixed together in one magical baby cocktail. 774 00:42:53,070 --> 00:42:54,654 The best day of your life. 775 00:42:54,738 --> 00:42:56,573 That's sweet, but Alex here is adopting. 776 00:42:57,825 --> 00:42:59,701 Yeah, do it that way. No fuss, no muss. 777 00:42:59,785 --> 00:43:01,369 Come on, Jordan! 778 00:43:03,622 --> 00:43:05,832 -What if he hates me? -He will. 779 00:43:05,874 --> 00:43:08,751 l mean, what if he tries to kill me in my sleep when he's 1 5? 780 00:43:08,836 --> 00:43:10,628 Well, then l guess you're not a very good father. 781 00:43:10,713 --> 00:43:12,672 That's normal. That's like every Greek tragedy. 782 00:43:12,715 --> 00:43:13,840 -Yeah. -Come on, guys. 783 00:43:13,924 --> 00:43:15,717 l'm serious, okay? l need help. 784 00:43:15,843 --> 00:43:16,968 Dude, you're gonna be fine. 785 00:43:17,011 --> 00:43:19,304 You've just got to get over your fear of babies. They can smell fear. 786 00:43:19,847 --> 00:43:21,180 Like bears or wives. 787 00:43:21,265 --> 00:43:23,057 You need some practice. Here, hold Henry for a second. 788 00:43:23,142 --> 00:43:24,350 -No, no, no, no, no! -Do not do that. 789 00:43:24,435 --> 00:43:26,477 -Do not touch his baby! -Shut up! 790 00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:28,563 That kid is a grenade, and he will go off. 791 00:43:28,647 --> 00:43:30,898 You know what, start with Evander here. She never cries. 792 00:43:31,025 --> 00:43:32,150 No, l'm cool, thank you. 793 00:43:32,192 --> 00:43:34,569 She fell off the changing table last week, didn't make a sound. 794 00:43:34,903 --> 00:43:37,113 You dropped your kid off a changing table? 795 00:43:37,781 --> 00:43:39,365 How was that even possible? 796 00:43:39,575 --> 00:43:40,658 lt's very possible. 797 00:43:40,701 --> 00:43:43,703 lt's much more common than you think. But you know what? Rule number two... 798 00:43:43,787 --> 00:43:45,288 -We don't judge. -No judging. 799 00:43:45,497 --> 00:43:49,000 Stuffjust happens, okay? Last week my kid ate a cigarette. 800 00:43:49,043 --> 00:43:51,044 l caught him playing in the dryer yesterday. 801 00:43:51,086 --> 00:43:52,503 l picked up the wrong baby from day care. 802 00:43:52,546 --> 00:43:54,255 Found my baby swimming in the toilet. 803 00:43:54,340 --> 00:43:57,717 And for the record, the roll-off did not happen on my watch. 804 00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:59,719 -Dodged a bullet. -No judging. 805 00:43:59,803 --> 00:44:02,221 -Come on. Come on. -No, really, that's okay. 806 00:44:02,306 --> 00:44:04,390 -Come on. Come on. Here you go! -That's all right. 807 00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:06,100 Good catch. 808 00:44:07,978 --> 00:44:09,020 Take her back. 809 00:44:09,188 --> 00:44:10,229 Take her back! 810 00:44:10,481 --> 00:44:13,066 l hope that adoption agency has a return policy. 811 00:44:13,150 --> 00:44:15,526 Big help, guys. Glad l came out. 812 00:44:16,362 --> 00:44:17,737 lt's Davis! 813 00:44:18,864 --> 00:44:20,657 Davis! Davis! Davis! 814 00:44:20,741 --> 00:44:22,742 -Yeah, bro! -D-Bone! 815 00:44:22,826 --> 00:44:23,910 -What is up? -Boom. 816 00:44:23,994 --> 00:44:26,913 S'up fellas, kids, Jordan! 817 00:44:29,625 --> 00:44:31,626 Dude, this kid is like Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler. 818 00:44:31,835 --> 00:44:35,254 l wish he was that well behaved. He's more like Mickey Rourke in real life. 819 00:44:37,091 --> 00:44:38,299 So tall. 820 00:44:38,384 --> 00:44:39,926 -Been working out? -Yeah. 821 00:44:39,968 --> 00:44:43,596 l missed out on high fives before. l'll take one if you had a spare. 822 00:44:45,516 --> 00:44:47,308 -l got you, Craig. -Thank you. 823 00:44:47,643 --> 00:44:49,852 -Sorry, Davis. -All right, l'm out of here. 824 00:44:52,606 --> 00:44:54,065 Nice job, Craig. 825 00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:20,967 Kara, what time is it? 826 00:45:21,176 --> 00:45:23,553 l've got 20 minutes to make it to the crib sale at Babies "R" Us. 827 00:45:24,096 --> 00:45:25,888 l've been totally cracking out on baby stuff. 828 00:45:26,098 --> 00:45:29,600 Sneaker-socks. l've got my 2-in-1 swing rocker. 829 00:45:31,895 --> 00:45:34,063 What is with the face? 830 00:45:34,148 --> 00:45:36,482 Holly, l'm sorry to tell you this 831 00:45:37,025 --> 00:45:39,318 but we just had our budget meeting, 832 00:45:39,403 --> 00:45:41,487 and l don't know that we're renewing your contract. 833 00:45:42,030 --> 00:45:45,992 l've got to cut down on all my freelancers. You were the last one hired. 834 00:45:48,162 --> 00:45:50,079 Wait. But this is my main job. 835 00:45:51,832 --> 00:45:53,833 We're about to close on the house. 836 00:45:54,126 --> 00:45:58,796 l'm doing what l can to keep you, but it just isn't looking good. 837 00:46:11,059 --> 00:46:12,268 Okay. 838 00:46:12,352 --> 00:46:13,895 -Don't hate me. -No. 839 00:46:18,525 --> 00:46:20,109 Do me a favor? 840 00:46:21,111 --> 00:46:24,363 Don't tell Alex until l can find something else. Okay? 841 00:46:24,948 --> 00:46:28,284 Okay. 842 00:46:28,535 --> 00:46:30,036 -l'm sorry. -No. 843 00:46:31,705 --> 00:46:35,583 And reach! And push. Okay now, break starfish formation. 844 00:46:35,667 --> 00:46:38,878 Let's get back in position. l want opposite sets. Crunch it up. 845 00:46:38,921 --> 00:46:41,130 l want 1 0 of those on each side. That's 20, people. 846 00:46:41,298 --> 00:46:43,841 And l need a minute. And don't think l won't be watching you. 847 00:46:43,884 --> 00:46:45,009 Keep it moving. 848 00:46:45,636 --> 00:46:49,931 "l'm Not Circumcising My Baby." Well done. Well done. Front page. 849 00:46:50,015 --> 00:46:53,392 Okay, look, l was gonna tell you. l did not say this to them. 850 00:46:53,435 --> 00:46:56,729 They overheard our private conversation. l would never talk to them about us. 851 00:46:56,855 --> 00:46:58,189 Why is this such a big deal to you? 852 00:46:58,232 --> 00:47:00,733 Because l don't think that it's right. And l'm his mother. 853 00:47:00,818 --> 00:47:03,903 And l'm his father. Parenthood is about compromise. 854 00:47:03,946 --> 00:47:05,780 -Well, then compromise, Evan. -l have. 855 00:47:05,989 --> 00:47:08,866 l stay at your place. We spend the holidays with your family. 856 00:47:09,076 --> 00:47:11,452 Yeah, but l have sacrificed my entire body for this. 857 00:47:11,537 --> 00:47:13,246 So that means you just get to win every argument? 858 00:47:13,330 --> 00:47:15,915 No, that means that in every relationship... 859 00:47:15,958 --> 00:47:18,417 What are you guys doing? Come on! Pick it up! 860 00:47:19,670 --> 00:47:22,255 ln every relationship, there's an alpha and a beta. 861 00:47:22,339 --> 00:47:23,422 -And l'm the alpha. -And l'm the alpha. 862 00:47:23,507 --> 00:47:25,550 -No, l'm the alpha. No, l am! -No, l'm the alpha. No, l am! 863 00:47:25,592 --> 00:47:26,717 Jinx. 864 00:47:30,597 --> 00:47:33,766 You know, l'm just gonna stay at my place tonight. 865 00:47:37,145 --> 00:47:40,565 Hey, Jules! lf you're interested, l never got snipped. 866 00:47:55,497 --> 00:47:57,290 Only one star on the tango last week, Megan, 867 00:47:57,332 --> 00:47:59,083 but the samba's still to come. How do you feel? 868 00:47:59,126 --> 00:48:01,168 I don't know. l don't really care about the trophy. 869 00:48:01,253 --> 00:48:02,545 I'm here for Evan. 870 00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:04,463 Right, Papa-daddy? 871 00:48:04,506 --> 00:48:07,133 Evan has promised he's gonna knock me up next. 872 00:48:07,301 --> 00:48:08,384 She's kidding, Jules. 873 00:48:08,468 --> 00:48:10,970 No, I'm not, Jules. We're gonna be sister-wives! 874 00:48:11,597 --> 00:48:14,390 Evan's gonna drive us to worship in his buggy. 875 00:48:23,150 --> 00:48:25,318 Why don't you take a break. l have this. 876 00:48:25,402 --> 00:48:26,944 Thanks. 877 00:48:37,748 --> 00:48:40,541 Okay E-invite, draft 38. 878 00:48:40,626 --> 00:48:41,667 Okay. 879 00:48:41,752 --> 00:48:46,005 "Let's shower Wendy and Gary Cooper with light and love 880 00:48:46,048 --> 00:48:48,507 "to honor the arrival of their Mini Cooper." 881 00:48:48,550 --> 00:48:49,842 That's cute. 882 00:48:49,885 --> 00:48:54,055 And then l put a picture of a Mini Cooper 883 00:48:55,098 --> 00:48:56,223 at the end. 884 00:48:56,308 --> 00:48:57,350 Where did you get the picture? 885 00:48:57,392 --> 00:48:59,393 l stole it from the lnternet. 886 00:49:01,521 --> 00:49:05,274 Wendy, shut your pregnant face. You do not want to see this. 887 00:49:07,861 --> 00:49:11,322 lt's okay. She's my mother-in-law-ish. Shit, hi! 888 00:49:11,740 --> 00:49:13,157 Wendy, hi! 889 00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:15,284 Skyler, hi! 890 00:49:15,369 --> 00:49:16,494 Look at our bellies. 891 00:49:16,536 --> 00:49:19,205 We are like twins! Except l'm actually having twins. 892 00:49:19,414 --> 00:49:24,251 You really love to remind me about that every time. Hi. 893 00:49:24,544 --> 00:49:26,879 l just came by to personally invite y'all to our baby shower. 894 00:49:27,297 --> 00:49:30,800 Wow, this is your shower invite. 895 00:49:31,843 --> 00:49:35,638 Look, l know that Ramsey and Gary have not always gotten along so well 896 00:49:35,722 --> 00:49:37,264 but we are family. Okay? 897 00:49:37,349 --> 00:49:39,725 And it would just mean the world to me if y'all came. 898 00:49:39,851 --> 00:49:43,062 Of course, Skyler. That's... You... 899 00:49:45,107 --> 00:49:46,148 Wow! 900 00:49:46,358 --> 00:49:47,483 What is it? 901 00:49:49,653 --> 00:49:52,738 lt's Mini Coopers. 902 00:49:53,615 --> 00:49:54,657 Beep beep! 903 00:49:54,992 --> 00:49:57,368 Beep beep! Beep beep... 904 00:49:59,705 --> 00:50:02,915 You know, because there's two of them and there's two in here, and they're pink. 905 00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:04,250 Yeah. 906 00:50:04,376 --> 00:50:07,044 So, Skyler, seven months. How are you feeling? 907 00:50:07,587 --> 00:50:10,256 With the side effects, you know. Because l know that 908 00:50:10,841 --> 00:50:14,010 at this point in the pregnancy, acne and 909 00:50:14,094 --> 00:50:17,805 bleeding gums, constipation, it's all totally normal. Totally normal. 910 00:50:18,223 --> 00:50:21,183 When my sister was pregnant, she got herpes. 911 00:50:21,518 --> 00:50:24,145 No, that's... She didn't get... Not from being pregnant. 912 00:50:24,229 --> 00:50:26,939 No, l feel so whole. 913 00:50:27,274 --> 00:50:31,944 You know? And just feminine. With all this life running through me. 914 00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:35,698 l felt the exact same way when l had my phantom pregnancy. 915 00:50:37,451 --> 00:50:38,492 Don't pay attention to her. 916 00:50:38,952 --> 00:50:42,204 But, yeah, l mean, l just... lt's beautiful. 917 00:50:42,289 --> 00:50:44,832 But what am l saying? You know exactly what this is like. 918 00:50:45,125 --> 00:50:46,417 Totally. 919 00:50:46,793 --> 00:50:49,795 Well, l just came to drop off that little invitation. 920 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:51,672 And l'm gonna go to my pregger 'lates. 921 00:50:51,965 --> 00:50:53,966 Sounds pregger-ific. 922 00:50:54,718 --> 00:50:56,469 -All right, one more time. -Bring it in. 923 00:50:56,511 --> 00:50:57,970 Okay. l'll see y'all there? 924 00:50:58,055 --> 00:51:00,639 -Yes, l will tell Gary. -Okay. Thank you. 925 00:51:00,724 --> 00:51:02,183 -Yeah. -Okay. 926 00:51:02,726 --> 00:51:04,477 Hey, Wendy, do you mind if l take one of these? 927 00:51:04,561 --> 00:51:07,188 -What's that? -Holly Castillo Photography. 928 00:51:07,272 --> 00:51:10,399 Ramsey's been on me about getting one of these pregnancy portraits done, so... 929 00:51:10,650 --> 00:51:14,737 Well, Holly's the best, so she'll make you look amazing-er. 930 00:51:15,030 --> 00:51:16,072 Bye. 931 00:51:16,323 --> 00:51:18,365 Bye. Bye. 932 00:51:18,992 --> 00:51:20,076 Bye! 933 00:51:21,286 --> 00:51:25,039 l mean, look at her. No cellulite. Not even in daylight. 934 00:51:25,290 --> 00:51:26,999 She's wearing six-inch heels. 935 00:51:27,209 --> 00:51:29,919 God, she's like a magical pregnancy unicorn. 936 00:51:30,003 --> 00:51:32,296 Gary is gonna shit a sideways brick when he sees this. 937 00:51:34,466 --> 00:51:38,344 Hey, come on! We started Mini Cooper. That's our thing. 938 00:51:38,845 --> 00:51:40,179 We own it, right? 939 00:51:40,263 --> 00:51:42,181 All right! Thank you. Hey, a little heads up, America. 940 00:51:42,224 --> 00:51:43,808 -Do we have to watch this? -Yes. 941 00:51:43,850 --> 00:51:46,769 While we send these four home to train on their own before our live finale 942 00:51:46,853 --> 00:51:50,439 some of our previous seasons' contestants are going to get a little surprise. 943 00:51:50,899 --> 00:51:53,275 That's right. l'm gonna be dropping in on some of you guys 944 00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:56,237 to see how you're keeping the weight off. You've been warned. 945 00:51:58,907 --> 00:52:01,492 They can't get someone else to fly around and do these interviews? 946 00:52:01,743 --> 00:52:03,869 l don't like you traveling this late. 947 00:52:03,912 --> 00:52:06,497 Nobody's asking you to stop doing yourjob. 948 00:52:06,540 --> 00:52:08,541 Besides, these are my contestants, Evan. 949 00:52:08,583 --> 00:52:11,710 l was there when they lost the weight and l want to be there for them now. 950 00:52:11,795 --> 00:52:15,673 You're pushing yourself too hard, Jules. Especially at your age. 951 00:52:15,757 --> 00:52:19,218 Wow! Thanks. That's super-supportive. l appreciate that. 952 00:52:19,261 --> 00:52:21,095 What, l'm not even supposed to mention reality? 953 00:52:21,221 --> 00:52:26,142 l am healthy. l have a low blood pressure. Not that you're helping me any. 954 00:52:26,226 --> 00:52:28,894 Look, l just think someone should go with you and little Jackson there. 955 00:52:28,937 --> 00:52:30,688 Well, you know what, l have my crew, 956 00:52:30,772 --> 00:52:33,357 and you are welcome to leave your show and come along. 957 00:52:33,441 --> 00:52:34,984 And we are not naming him Jackson. 958 00:52:35,068 --> 00:52:36,402 You liked it last week. 959 00:52:36,486 --> 00:52:39,780 Obviously you caught me in a moment of weakness. 960 00:52:39,865 --> 00:52:42,408 Honestly, God, seriously, l sometimes think 961 00:52:42,534 --> 00:52:45,619 that it would just be so much easier if l could do this on my own. 962 00:52:45,704 --> 00:52:47,830 Really? You think that? 963 00:52:49,124 --> 00:52:50,332 Come on. 964 00:52:50,417 --> 00:52:53,002 Evan, we danced on a show for three months together 965 00:52:53,086 --> 00:52:55,546 and suddenly we're supposed to agree on everything? 966 00:52:55,672 --> 00:52:58,465 Fine. Why don't you make every decision about our child's entire life 967 00:52:58,550 --> 00:53:01,010 and just send me an email when you've got it figured out. 968 00:53:10,854 --> 00:53:12,354 Why do you do that, Jules? 969 00:53:13,857 --> 00:53:17,109 l know you've been busting ass with work and getting everything ready for the baby. 970 00:53:17,152 --> 00:53:18,402 -l just wanted to... -Alex, about work. 971 00:53:18,445 --> 00:53:19,570 -There's something that came up... -No, no! 972 00:53:19,613 --> 00:53:22,656 No shop talk tonight, all right? 973 00:53:22,741 --> 00:53:24,158 l just want to remind you 974 00:53:24,284 --> 00:53:27,578 that even though we're gonna be parents, we can still kick it old school. All right? 975 00:53:27,621 --> 00:53:29,747 Alex and Holly style. 976 00:53:31,458 --> 00:53:34,293 Surprise! 977 00:53:35,212 --> 00:53:37,379 Happy Baby Shower, bitches! 978 00:53:41,801 --> 00:53:45,512 Might as well face it You're addicted to love 979 00:53:46,473 --> 00:53:49,642 Listen to that. Someone call the cops. They're murdering a song. 980 00:53:49,726 --> 00:53:50,935 -l know, it hurts. -Literally. 981 00:53:50,977 --> 00:53:53,437 l love it when you call me Big Poppa 982 00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:56,649 Throw your hands in the air lf you're a true player 983 00:53:56,733 --> 00:53:58,943 l love it when you call me Big Poppa 984 00:53:59,152 --> 00:54:01,195 -We should have another baby. -Oh, yeah! 985 00:54:01,279 --> 00:54:03,697 Come on, you gonna sweat that weave out tonight. 986 00:54:03,823 --> 00:54:05,991 We got our twins. Let's go for triplets, all right? 987 00:54:06,201 --> 00:54:08,661 No, no, no, that's baby juice! 988 00:54:12,832 --> 00:54:13,832 To us. 989 00:54:13,917 --> 00:54:15,584 To actually getting Rosie out of the house! 990 00:54:15,669 --> 00:54:17,920 ln something other than stained pajama pants. 991 00:54:34,354 --> 00:54:35,688 l'll be right back. 992 00:54:38,566 --> 00:54:41,068 Don't you want a baby? 993 00:54:42,737 --> 00:54:45,906 Don't you want one, ohhh! 994 00:54:48,702 --> 00:54:52,538 Oh, wow. lt's 9:30, guys. lt's 9:30. We've got to go. Yeah, we got to go. 995 00:54:52,622 --> 00:54:53,706 -What? -Come on! 996 00:54:53,748 --> 00:54:55,541 -We've got to go. lt's 9:30. -Come on, one more song. 997 00:54:55,625 --> 00:54:57,001 -Put your drink down! We're going. -Not tonight! 998 00:54:57,043 --> 00:54:58,377 l'm gonna wait around front! 999 00:54:58,753 --> 00:55:00,879 Vic, don't go! Where are you going? 1000 00:55:00,922 --> 00:55:02,965 lf we're not back by 1 0:00, the baby-sitter charges double. 1001 00:55:03,049 --> 00:55:04,466 -And steals shit. -Come on! 1002 00:55:04,551 --> 00:55:06,260 -Who's your... What? -You guys. 1003 00:55:06,344 --> 00:55:07,886 -Go home. -No, stay. 1004 00:55:07,971 --> 00:55:11,056 Have sex. Because it's gonna be a while. 1005 00:55:11,099 --> 00:55:13,142 -Okay. -You're driving. 1006 00:55:13,768 --> 00:55:15,519 Thanks, Ms. K. You done us up right. 1007 00:55:15,562 --> 00:55:18,772 Hey, no problem. lt's the least l can do, since Holly lost herjob. 1008 00:55:19,733 --> 00:55:20,774 What? 1009 00:55:22,610 --> 00:55:24,111 l'm sorry. 1010 00:55:25,405 --> 00:55:27,114 Baby shower! 1011 00:55:34,205 --> 00:55:35,414 Rosie! 1012 00:55:35,915 --> 00:55:37,416 Hey, Rosie? 1013 00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:40,419 Hey, stop! 1014 00:55:40,628 --> 00:55:43,047 Hey, Marco! l didn't see you. 1015 00:55:43,423 --> 00:55:45,591 That's bullshit. You looked right at me. 1016 00:55:47,135 --> 00:55:49,219 How you doing? You okay? 1017 00:55:49,929 --> 00:55:51,388 What are you doing here? 1018 00:55:51,556 --> 00:55:54,099 l'm just seeing my favorite band. l asked how you were. 1019 00:55:59,939 --> 00:56:01,940 Sorry, l can't do this. 1020 00:56:03,276 --> 00:56:04,777 Rosie, l miss you. 1021 00:56:09,783 --> 00:56:11,617 Yeah, l miss me, too. 1022 00:56:13,661 --> 00:56:15,454 Well, l guess it just takes time. 1023 00:56:16,247 --> 00:56:18,791 Marco! What are you doing? 1024 00:56:22,796 --> 00:56:24,797 Really? How much time? 1025 00:56:25,757 --> 00:56:27,132 She's just a friend. 1026 00:56:31,846 --> 00:56:34,973 You lost your one steady gig and you didn't even tell me. 1027 00:56:35,016 --> 00:56:36,934 -Are you kidding me? -l know. l'm sorry. 1028 00:56:36,976 --> 00:56:38,310 l was just trying to get something else 1029 00:56:38,353 --> 00:56:39,770 -before you noticed. -Right. 1030 00:56:39,813 --> 00:56:44,650 So it would be "Hey, l got some newjobs," and not "Holy shit, we can't afford our life." 1031 00:56:44,734 --> 00:56:47,027 You know, l know you've been so worried about saving and the house... 1032 00:56:47,112 --> 00:56:48,695 Yeah, we're in this together. 1033 00:56:48,780 --> 00:56:50,989 Here l am, trying to get ready for something that's... 1034 00:56:51,074 --> 00:56:52,157 Oh, my God! 1035 00:56:52,242 --> 00:56:53,951 -What? -l knew it. 1036 00:56:53,993 --> 00:56:55,160 You're not even ready? 1037 00:56:55,245 --> 00:56:57,162 Look, l'm not like you, okay? 1038 00:56:57,205 --> 00:57:00,332 l can't just look at a picture and feel some magical bond. 1039 00:57:00,375 --> 00:57:02,167 And you lying to me isn't helping. 1040 00:57:02,210 --> 00:57:05,337 -Look, l know, okay? l screwed up. -Yeah. You did. 1041 00:57:07,507 --> 00:57:09,049 l just... 1042 00:57:11,177 --> 00:57:15,222 l just couldn't handle another thing being my fault. 1043 00:57:16,349 --> 00:57:18,434 Okay? l'm the one with the bad eggs. 1044 00:57:18,852 --> 00:57:22,980 l'm the one who made us spend the 401 K money on lVF. 1045 00:57:24,691 --> 00:57:29,695 And l'm the one who can't do the one thing a woman is supposed to be able to do. 1046 00:57:29,863 --> 00:57:32,906 Holly, that's enough. Stop it. 1047 00:57:43,835 --> 00:57:45,961 You don't even want this, do you? 1048 00:57:46,713 --> 00:57:48,213 l never said that. 1049 00:57:49,382 --> 00:57:51,133 Not out loud. 1050 00:57:51,926 --> 00:57:53,802 l can't believe you didn't tell him. 1051 00:57:54,762 --> 00:57:56,972 You know what? Glass houses, Craig! 1052 00:57:57,724 --> 00:58:01,560 l know all about how you call your son "Henry" when Kara's not around. 1053 00:58:01,644 --> 00:58:03,937 -Holly, let's go. Let's go. -You what? 1054 00:58:04,606 --> 00:58:06,607 You don't like the name "Henri"? 1055 00:58:06,691 --> 00:58:11,361 That is such a bold-faced lie! He's obviously joking! 1056 00:58:11,738 --> 00:58:13,322 Guess who's not getting any tonight? 1057 00:58:13,531 --> 00:58:14,573 First rule, Alex! 1058 00:58:15,033 --> 00:58:18,911 An obvious joke that Latins with their Latin, spicy Latin sense of humor... 1059 00:58:19,037 --> 00:58:20,579 You've seen Univision. He was kidding. 1060 00:58:20,622 --> 00:58:22,915 When you look like him, you can have 1061 00:58:22,999 --> 00:58:25,417 -a spicy sense of humor, stupid! All right? -Get in the car. 1062 00:58:25,460 --> 00:58:27,294 -He was obviously kidding. -You get in the car! 1063 00:58:27,378 --> 00:58:29,087 Don't you talk to me like that! 1064 00:58:29,631 --> 00:58:31,507 Oh, my God, l am so sorry. 1065 00:58:31,591 --> 00:58:33,509 -Do not touch me. -l love you so much. 1066 00:58:33,593 --> 00:58:35,969 -Shut up. l don't want to hear it. -l love you so much. 1067 00:58:36,054 --> 00:58:37,513 Stop talking! 1068 00:58:40,266 --> 00:58:42,434 Okay, here we are in Atlanta, Georgia. 1069 00:58:42,519 --> 00:58:45,687 Home of one of the audience favorites from Season 4. 1070 00:58:45,772 --> 00:58:47,189 Okay, we're popping in on him 1071 00:58:47,273 --> 00:58:49,942 and see how he's maintaining his weight and healthy lifestyle. 1072 00:58:49,984 --> 00:58:51,401 Here we go. 1073 00:58:51,444 --> 00:58:52,945 Drop the pig, Gary Cooper! 1074 00:58:52,987 --> 00:58:54,279 -What? -That's right. 1075 00:58:54,364 --> 00:58:55,906 Jules! Oh, my... 1076 00:58:55,949 --> 00:58:57,157 -lt's a documentary? -Hi! 1077 00:58:57,242 --> 00:58:59,535 -No. lt's a real thing. lt's live. -What do we got there? 1078 00:58:59,619 --> 00:59:02,746 This isn't actually for me. l was just picking this up for a friend. 1079 00:59:02,789 --> 00:59:04,915 Remember this guy? See that guy? 1080 00:59:05,250 --> 00:59:06,750 -You remember him? -Oh, jeez. 1081 00:59:06,793 --> 00:59:08,794 This is a one-time thing. lt's a treat. 1082 00:59:08,836 --> 00:59:10,546 That's what l thought you might say. 1083 00:59:10,630 --> 00:59:12,673 We've been doing a little recon on you. 1084 00:59:12,757 --> 00:59:14,967 -Nice sweater, by the way. -Thank you. 1085 00:59:15,051 --> 00:59:17,219 My wife is pregnant, Jules, okay? 1086 00:59:17,303 --> 00:59:21,431 And you know, it's really common for guys to put on a little weight as their wife does. 1087 00:59:21,474 --> 00:59:24,059 lt's called "Couvade Syndrome" or "Sympathetic Pregnancy." 1088 00:59:24,143 --> 00:59:26,019 No. lt's called a crutch, Gary. 1089 00:59:26,104 --> 00:59:28,355 Come on. We need to deal with what the real issue is. 1090 00:59:28,439 --> 00:59:31,400 You need to deal with it today, not 1 00 pounds from now. 1091 00:59:31,484 --> 00:59:32,818 Do you wanna be this guy again? 1092 00:59:33,152 --> 00:59:34,236 Could we stop this, please? 1093 00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:36,029 Because you don't even understand what l'm talking about. 1094 00:59:36,114 --> 00:59:38,657 -l don't understand? -lt's not an issue you have in your life. 1095 00:59:38,741 --> 00:59:40,492 -Stop it. -Ever since l've had this belly 1096 00:59:40,785 --> 00:59:43,495 people think it's okay, not just to have an opinion about me 1097 00:59:43,580 --> 00:59:45,831 but to have an opinion about my baby. 1098 00:59:45,873 --> 00:59:49,042 Seriously, in what world is it okay for a complete stranger 1099 00:59:49,127 --> 00:59:52,004 to comment on my son's penis before he's even born? 1100 00:59:52,589 --> 00:59:56,508 Jesus! Somebody, anybody, please ask me what l'm craving. 1101 00:59:58,177 --> 00:59:59,261 What are you craving? 1102 00:59:59,679 --> 01:00:01,305 That looks pretty good. 1103 01:00:01,514 --> 01:00:03,307 They are really good. 1104 01:00:03,349 --> 01:00:04,641 They're not good for you, but they're really good. 1105 01:00:05,351 --> 01:00:08,186 Okay, we can cut that part out. Are we still rolling? We good? 1106 01:00:08,313 --> 01:00:09,521 We good? Okay, here we go. 1107 01:00:09,564 --> 01:00:13,108 We are gonna deal with this issue, Gary, in a very healthy way. 1108 01:00:13,192 --> 01:00:15,736 -Okay -l wanna hear you say, "l can do it!" 1109 01:00:15,820 --> 01:00:17,362 -Just like you did in Season 4. -Okay. 1110 01:00:17,405 --> 01:00:19,656 -l wanna hear it. Say it! "l can do it!" -l can do it! 1111 01:00:19,699 --> 01:00:21,199 -l can do it! l can do it! -l can do it! 1112 01:00:21,242 --> 01:00:23,368 -You and l are gonna do it together, Gary. -Okay! 1113 01:00:23,411 --> 01:00:25,329 You and l, here we go. We're gonna do lunges. Ready? 1114 01:00:25,371 --> 01:00:28,540 And l want it deep, to the knee, and squeeze back up. 1115 01:00:28,583 --> 01:00:29,666 One more. Come on in. 1116 01:00:29,876 --> 01:00:31,043 Let's go. 1117 01:00:32,003 --> 01:00:34,504 -Jules! Oh, my God! Are you okay? -Oh, my God! 1118 01:00:34,714 --> 01:00:37,007 -Are you okay? -No! l'm okay. Oh, my God! 1119 01:00:37,216 --> 01:00:39,843 -Gary. Someone's gotta call 9-1 -1 . -Okay, yeah. 1120 01:00:39,927 --> 01:00:40,969 Oh, God! No! 1121 01:00:49,062 --> 01:00:50,062 What's up, guys? 1122 01:00:52,690 --> 01:00:56,234 Guys! Hey! Whoa, whoa! Wait up. 1123 01:00:56,402 --> 01:00:58,904 Freeze! Don't take another step! 1124 01:00:59,530 --> 01:01:03,075 You told your wife Craig likes to call Henri "Henry"? 1125 01:01:03,326 --> 01:01:06,870 -She did not take it well. -Okay, my bad, my bad. l'm sorry. 1126 01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:09,706 We're here to let off a little steam. Not break up families. 1127 01:01:10,375 --> 01:01:14,211 Craig shouldn't have to see his kids only on weekends 'cause you got a big mouth. 1128 01:01:14,253 --> 01:01:16,421 Hey, l'm sorry. l wasn't thinking. 1129 01:01:16,464 --> 01:01:17,798 Darn right you weren't thinking. 1130 01:01:18,466 --> 01:01:21,218 You wanna adopt? Adopt some new friends. 1131 01:01:21,427 --> 01:01:23,136 Come on, guys. Really? 1132 01:01:23,388 --> 01:01:24,930 Unbelievable! 1133 01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:29,726 Craig! Come on, Craig! 1134 01:01:29,811 --> 01:01:32,479 Hey, don't think that l won't punch you in the neck 1135 01:01:32,563 --> 01:01:33,897 just 'cause l have an infant strapped to me. 1136 01:01:33,940 --> 01:01:37,776 -l still have full range of motion. -Look, l'm in crisis here. All right? 1137 01:01:39,445 --> 01:01:41,613 We had to pull out of the house. 1138 01:01:41,656 --> 01:01:44,783 Now Holly won't even talk to me. She thinks l don't want the baby. 1139 01:01:44,992 --> 01:01:46,284 Well, do you? 1140 01:01:46,786 --> 01:01:47,994 Yeah. 1141 01:01:48,329 --> 01:01:49,496 Really? 1142 01:01:52,083 --> 01:01:54,459 Okay, l don't know. l don't know. 1143 01:01:54,961 --> 01:01:58,964 l mean, you said this is where happiness goes to die. 1144 01:01:59,090 --> 01:02:00,549 Henry cries if you touch him. 1145 01:02:01,634 --> 01:02:03,969 You found your kid in the toilet, right? 1146 01:02:04,721 --> 01:02:07,764 Jordan is a spaz. 1147 01:02:10,268 --> 01:02:11,893 You're the spaz. 1148 01:02:12,145 --> 01:02:15,564 You just don't get it. We love being dads. 1149 01:02:16,065 --> 01:02:19,484 When l was young, l used to think l was so happy. 1150 01:02:19,819 --> 01:02:22,154 But now, l know l'm happy. 1151 01:02:22,655 --> 01:02:24,531 Exhausted 1152 01:02:24,615 --> 01:02:26,450 but happy. 1153 01:02:26,492 --> 01:02:28,660 l wouldn't trade it for anything in the world. 1154 01:02:28,828 --> 01:02:32,414 Yeah. You don't know true love till you've wiped someone's butt. 1155 01:02:33,416 --> 01:02:34,750 Look at me, man. 1156 01:02:35,001 --> 01:02:39,004 l love my baby so much, l worry l'm gonna eat him. 1157 01:02:41,090 --> 01:02:45,093 l am a lackluster husband but an above-average dad. 1158 01:02:46,512 --> 01:02:48,180 You gotta figure it out, bro. 1159 01:02:48,431 --> 01:02:50,348 You're on your own. 1160 01:02:52,143 --> 01:02:53,185 Burn! 1161 01:02:54,937 --> 01:02:57,939 That's it? What about the "no judging" rule? 1162 01:02:58,524 --> 01:03:01,026 'Cause l'm feeling a little judged right now. 1163 01:03:02,111 --> 01:03:04,029 You broke the code, bro. 1164 01:03:04,864 --> 01:03:06,156 Yeah! Go do your pull-ups! 1165 01:03:08,367 --> 01:03:11,912 Davis! Davis! 1166 01:03:12,455 --> 01:03:14,372 The hospital said l could fly pretty soon. 1167 01:03:14,832 --> 01:03:15,874 Nice try. 1168 01:03:16,167 --> 01:03:19,586 You need to stay in bed so we can keep your contractions under control. 1169 01:03:19,670 --> 01:03:21,922 -You're having this baby in Atlanta. -You don't understand. 1170 01:03:22,006 --> 01:03:24,508 l have to get back to L.A. l have to finish my show. 1171 01:03:24,550 --> 01:03:27,385 And what? Have your water break at 30,000 feet? 1172 01:03:27,804 --> 01:03:29,554 l climbed Everest, okay? 1173 01:03:29,889 --> 01:03:33,225 l'm pretty confident l can keep this baby in until l get home. 1174 01:03:33,267 --> 01:03:35,060 l can do that, okay? l can do it. 1175 01:03:35,561 --> 01:03:38,480 No. You can't. You need to stay in bed. 1176 01:03:38,689 --> 01:03:40,565 Honestly, you don't have a choice. 1177 01:03:41,901 --> 01:03:45,195 Now who can you call to come take care of you? 1178 01:03:47,156 --> 01:03:50,325 Gary, honey, slow down! You're practically sprinting! 1179 01:03:50,785 --> 01:03:52,160 Okay. Okay. 1180 01:03:53,704 --> 01:03:55,205 Squeaks, are you sure you feel all right? 1181 01:03:55,248 --> 01:03:56,915 Quit asking me! l'm great! 1182 01:03:57,416 --> 01:04:00,418 Oh, my... Sweet bird of paradise, what is that smell? 1183 01:04:01,087 --> 01:04:02,295 ls that you? 1184 01:04:02,380 --> 01:04:05,549 lf you must know it's the baby. 1185 01:04:05,675 --> 01:04:09,261 The baby has gas, okay? The poor little thing can't help itself. 1186 01:04:09,428 --> 01:04:11,847 -Kinda smelt like you, actually. -Don't talk about our baby like that! 1187 01:04:11,931 --> 01:04:13,181 -Hi. -Hi. 1188 01:04:13,766 --> 01:04:15,767 -Wow, thank you! -Thank you. 1189 01:04:20,439 --> 01:04:22,274 The baby just peed itself a little. 1190 01:04:24,235 --> 01:04:28,280 Are you sure that speaking at the Kids Expo next week is the best idea? 1191 01:04:28,364 --> 01:04:30,448 l need support! 1192 01:04:30,533 --> 01:04:33,702 Hey! Look who made it! 1193 01:04:34,328 --> 01:04:37,455 Come on back! These girls have got it goin' on back there! 1194 01:04:37,540 --> 01:04:40,333 You too, Gar. Come on! Your mom's gonna be glad to see you. 1195 01:04:40,418 --> 01:04:43,795 Still not my mom. She was born in '86. 1196 01:04:45,131 --> 01:04:46,631 All right. 1197 01:04:57,810 --> 01:05:00,979 -Kickin' ass, J.B. -Wendy! Come here, girl! 1198 01:05:01,022 --> 01:05:02,647 Foot massages and henna tats! 1199 01:05:02,690 --> 01:05:04,316 Neat! 1200 01:05:05,484 --> 01:05:08,987 Hey, you sure it's not Wendy who's having the twins? 1201 01:05:09,030 --> 01:05:10,447 Dad. 1202 01:05:10,489 --> 01:05:15,160 Son, you gotta learn to lighten up, or it's gonna be a hell of a long day. 1203 01:05:15,494 --> 01:05:18,246 Oh, my gosh! 1204 01:05:23,294 --> 01:05:24,920 -Hey, Gary. -Hey. 1205 01:05:25,004 --> 01:05:27,464 We saw you on that Lose it and Weep show. 1206 01:05:27,506 --> 01:05:30,342 My wife and l cried every pound you lost. 1207 01:05:30,384 --> 01:05:33,386 -Don't you gain it back. -Yeah, yeah. l'm working on it. 1208 01:05:33,512 --> 01:05:36,514 -Here you go, pal. Drink up. -No, thanks. l'm good. 1209 01:05:36,599 --> 01:05:38,975 So, what is it like to be the son of a racing legend? 1210 01:05:39,018 --> 01:05:41,061 -Yeah! -Do you ever get on the track with that guy? 1211 01:05:41,145 --> 01:05:42,312 One time. 1212 01:05:42,355 --> 01:05:45,523 The Great Go-Kart Beatdown of 1 989. 1213 01:05:46,233 --> 01:05:48,735 -Dad, they don't wanna hear about this. -Yeah, we do. 1214 01:05:48,819 --> 01:05:50,028 l won. 1215 01:05:50,112 --> 01:05:51,446 He cheated. He cheated. 1216 01:05:51,530 --> 01:05:54,866 No. lt was just an exercise in gamesmanship. 1217 01:05:54,909 --> 01:05:56,952 And beatdownsmanship. 1218 01:05:57,036 --> 01:05:58,703 Yeah, you win again, Dad. 1219 01:05:58,788 --> 01:06:02,207 Hey, where are you going? You can't walk away from a fresh margarita! 1220 01:06:02,333 --> 01:06:04,042 l'm not supposed to drink my calories, Dad! 1221 01:06:04,126 --> 01:06:06,503 We can always make it a Skinny Girl! 1222 01:06:07,630 --> 01:06:08,672 He's great. 1223 01:06:09,215 --> 01:06:11,341 He's a great kid, isn't he? 1224 01:06:14,011 --> 01:06:15,303 Ramsey Cooper. 1225 01:06:15,805 --> 01:06:17,639 l will not have my son treated like that. 1226 01:06:18,099 --> 01:06:19,265 Put your drink down, 1227 01:06:19,684 --> 01:06:22,644 get your ass out there and fix what needs fixing. 1228 01:06:22,853 --> 01:06:25,605 We were just having a little fun. l'm just trying to toughen him up. 1229 01:06:26,023 --> 01:06:29,067 He needs to heal, okay? And you need to listen. l mean it, Ram Bam. 1230 01:06:29,151 --> 01:06:33,238 l will not have these babies come into this world when there is strife in our family. 1231 01:06:33,280 --> 01:06:34,322 Now go. 1232 01:06:34,740 --> 01:06:36,366 Put your drink down. 1233 01:06:38,411 --> 01:06:39,452 And go. 1234 01:06:39,704 --> 01:06:41,287 Okay, Tater Tot. 1235 01:06:46,544 --> 01:06:49,754 lt's okay. Just 'cause you have a bad dad doesn't mean you're gonna be a bad dad. 1236 01:06:50,089 --> 01:06:52,590 You will not ridicule, you will not compete. 1237 01:06:52,675 --> 01:06:54,342 l will not compete! 1238 01:06:54,427 --> 01:06:55,927 Are you talking to yourself again? 1239 01:06:56,012 --> 01:06:59,180 l need some alone time, Dad. Need some alone time. 1240 01:06:59,473 --> 01:07:01,099 l will not compete! 1241 01:07:03,769 --> 01:07:05,437 You can't get rid of me that easy. 1242 01:07:05,521 --> 01:07:08,440 -Oh, God! Dad, l'm not racing. -Neither am l. 1243 01:07:08,858 --> 01:07:10,483 l'm not falling for that trick. 1244 01:07:10,693 --> 01:07:12,610 Just get it off your chest, son. 1245 01:07:12,820 --> 01:07:14,946 l'm sick of competing with you, okay? 1246 01:07:14,989 --> 01:07:16,906 That's it. Just keep going. l'm listening. 1247 01:07:17,074 --> 01:07:19,993 -You named me Gary Cooper, for chrissake! -Get it all out. 1248 01:07:20,119 --> 01:07:23,455 You're the reason l got fat! You are the reason l got fat! 1249 01:07:23,497 --> 01:07:27,083 Whoa, ouch! That hurt. Slow down. Stop. 1250 01:07:29,754 --> 01:07:31,212 Really? 1251 01:07:37,636 --> 01:07:41,806 l guess l've been kind of a shit sandwich in the old Dad department, huh? 1252 01:07:44,060 --> 01:07:47,437 l saw every episode of your Lose it season. 1253 01:07:47,646 --> 01:07:51,149 l have the whole thing on DVD, Blu-ray. 1254 01:07:52,693 --> 01:07:54,444 And sometimes, 1255 01:07:54,487 --> 01:07:59,157 l stay up at night and l watch it over and over again. 1256 01:08:00,242 --> 01:08:01,993 Really? 1257 01:08:02,078 --> 01:08:03,244 Yeah. 1258 01:08:04,872 --> 01:08:06,623 This is hard for me. 1259 01:08:07,666 --> 01:08:10,794 But there's something that l really wanna tell you. 1260 01:08:11,295 --> 01:08:12,796 Okay, Dad. 1261 01:08:14,381 --> 01:08:16,341 Beat me home and we never have to race again! 1262 01:08:16,425 --> 01:08:18,009 God damn it! 1263 01:08:18,052 --> 01:08:21,596 This is not good parenting! l'm gonna beat you! 1264 01:08:22,681 --> 01:08:23,973 This is so ridiculous! 1265 01:08:25,392 --> 01:08:28,061 -Hey, Bob! Hey, Dave! -Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1266 01:08:28,270 --> 01:08:29,521 Sorry! 1267 01:08:29,647 --> 01:08:31,272 Where you going? Narnia? 1268 01:08:31,482 --> 01:08:34,526 You wanna go crazy? Let's go crazy! 1269 01:08:37,363 --> 01:08:39,114 Now that's the Cooper spirit! 1270 01:08:39,198 --> 01:08:40,406 Yes. 1271 01:08:42,118 --> 01:08:43,618 -Rubbing is racing! -Hey! 1272 01:08:44,161 --> 01:08:46,121 Here's a little love tap for you. 1273 01:08:47,623 --> 01:08:48,915 You're still cheating! 1274 01:08:48,999 --> 01:08:51,042 Get ready! Here comes the checkered flag! 1275 01:08:51,210 --> 01:08:53,253 Stop it! 1276 01:08:53,337 --> 01:08:55,088 There's only one número uno, son. 1277 01:08:55,297 --> 01:08:56,798 l'm not número dos! 1278 01:08:56,882 --> 01:08:57,882 Toe-to-toe! 1279 01:09:33,502 --> 01:09:34,711 l won! 1280 01:09:39,216 --> 01:09:40,967 He wasted Margaritaville. 1281 01:09:41,051 --> 01:09:42,552 He won! 1282 01:09:45,306 --> 01:09:46,973 Yeah! 1283 01:09:51,979 --> 01:09:54,022 Your daddy's such a good dancer. 1284 01:09:59,904 --> 01:10:01,029 Hello? 1285 01:10:01,822 --> 01:10:03,865 -Hello. -Oh, my God! 1286 01:10:03,949 --> 01:10:06,242 What are you doing here? You're supposed to be on the show! 1287 01:10:06,285 --> 01:10:08,203 -Megan and l got kicked off. -Oh, my God. 1288 01:10:10,623 --> 01:10:11,789 Watch this. Watch this. 1289 01:10:13,667 --> 01:10:16,169 Oh, God! Oh, my God! 1290 01:10:16,712 --> 01:10:18,379 You threw your samba for me. 1291 01:10:18,464 --> 01:10:21,382 The judges called it a "national disaster." 1292 01:10:21,467 --> 01:10:24,135 l don't want anyone else taking care of you. 1293 01:10:24,178 --> 01:10:25,511 That's my job. 1294 01:10:28,515 --> 01:10:31,643 Okay, look. You were right, okay? You win... 1295 01:10:31,727 --> 01:10:34,437 Jules, l don't wanna be right. l don't wanna win. 1296 01:10:35,814 --> 01:10:39,484 l just want you and our baby safe. Okay? 1297 01:10:41,820 --> 01:10:45,073 That was actually, like, a national disaster right there. 1298 01:10:48,577 --> 01:10:53,998 Daddy's here. 1299 01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:58,294 l'm gonna give you the one, but it's not for the right reasons. 1300 01:10:59,004 --> 01:11:00,672 See you tomorrow. 1301 01:11:09,056 --> 01:11:11,015 lf you want me to go, l'll go. 1302 01:11:13,102 --> 01:11:14,143 What happened to your hand? 1303 01:11:14,186 --> 01:11:17,105 Look. l want you to know that l get it. 1304 01:11:17,189 --> 01:11:19,190 l'll probably never really understand what you went through. 1305 01:11:19,650 --> 01:11:21,859 But l don't want that to be the reason we're not together. 1306 01:11:22,528 --> 01:11:25,530 You were right, l never even took you out on a real date. 1307 01:11:26,782 --> 01:11:28,032 But l want to. 1308 01:11:30,995 --> 01:11:32,036 l made these for you. 1309 01:11:32,913 --> 01:11:34,622 Caramels. 1310 01:11:34,707 --> 01:11:36,207 Piece-of-shit double boiler. 1311 01:11:38,919 --> 01:11:40,128 l thought you said never again. 1312 01:11:40,963 --> 01:11:42,797 Well, l made an exception. 1313 01:11:47,678 --> 01:11:49,012 Marco, the reason we're not together 1314 01:11:49,054 --> 01:11:50,972 has nothing to do with the fact we were gonna have a baby. 1315 01:11:51,056 --> 01:11:52,515 lt wouldn't have worked anyway. 1316 01:11:52,558 --> 01:11:55,810 That's bullshit, Rosie. Give me one good reason. 1317 01:11:56,395 --> 01:11:58,688 Okay, you don't have a car. 1318 01:11:59,106 --> 01:12:02,233 What? Says the girl with the duct-taped Civic. 1319 01:12:02,735 --> 01:12:05,194 -Seriously? -Fine. lt's not the car. 1320 01:12:05,237 --> 01:12:08,114 -You got me. -Then what, Rosie? What? 1321 01:12:08,198 --> 01:12:10,325 'Cause we were great. 1322 01:12:11,869 --> 01:12:13,953 You know, you have the worst taste in girls. 1323 01:12:14,038 --> 01:12:18,458 You go for the most obvious, least-interesting chef groupies ever. 1324 01:12:18,542 --> 01:12:20,084 What does that say about me if that's what you're into? 1325 01:12:20,169 --> 01:12:22,712 Well, they can't all be you, now can they? 1326 01:12:23,547 --> 01:12:25,423 -You wanna know what it is? -Yeah. 1327 01:12:26,383 --> 01:12:30,428 Every time l look at your face, it kills me. ls that enough of a reason? 1328 01:12:31,096 --> 01:12:33,473 Can we be done with this conversation, please? 1329 01:12:35,100 --> 01:12:37,393 Yeah. We can be done. 1330 01:12:37,978 --> 01:12:39,437 Here. 1331 01:12:40,939 --> 01:12:44,525 No. l don't even like caramels. Just keep them. Take them. 1332 01:12:56,121 --> 01:12:58,498 -Holly, thank you for coming. -Sure. 1333 01:12:58,624 --> 01:13:00,917 -l can't wait to see this. -lt's a little big. 1334 01:13:00,959 --> 01:13:03,836 -Well, you know we wanted it big. -l know. 1335 01:13:05,130 --> 01:13:06,798 All right, let's see it. 1336 01:13:06,840 --> 01:13:10,051 You might wanna wait till you get home to open it, l think. 1337 01:13:10,302 --> 01:13:11,636 No, l wanna see it right here. 1338 01:13:12,679 --> 01:13:13,971 Okay. 1339 01:13:15,849 --> 01:13:18,476 l did it exactly how you want. 1340 01:13:21,939 --> 01:13:23,648 l love it! l love it! 1341 01:13:23,690 --> 01:13:26,067 -You do? Good. -l love it! 1342 01:13:27,319 --> 01:13:28,611 Holly! 1343 01:13:29,321 --> 01:13:30,988 And when you come back from Africa 1344 01:13:31,073 --> 01:13:34,283 l'm gonna get you to take a picture of these twins, and my stepson's baby. 1345 01:13:34,326 --> 01:13:36,577 l mean, you are gonna be our family photographer! 1346 01:13:37,704 --> 01:13:38,955 Hey! 1347 01:13:39,498 --> 01:13:40,873 l felt a kick in there! 1348 01:13:42,376 --> 01:13:44,669 l'm gonna cover this up for you. 1349 01:13:45,379 --> 01:13:46,462 Do you wanna feel? 1350 01:13:51,218 --> 01:13:52,260 Sure. 1351 01:13:53,137 --> 01:13:55,346 lt's two in there, yeah? 1352 01:14:02,020 --> 01:14:04,147 -Do you feel that? -Yeah. 1353 01:14:08,360 --> 01:14:10,319 lt really is a miracle, isn't it? 1354 01:14:44,021 --> 01:14:47,023 -Wendy! There you are! -Hi, here l am. 1355 01:14:47,065 --> 01:14:51,486 And looking so fantastic! We are so glad you agreed to speak. 1356 01:14:51,570 --> 01:14:55,198 Hello, there! Aren't you just loving it? 1357 01:14:55,282 --> 01:14:57,909 Experiencing everything for yourself? 1358 01:14:57,993 --> 01:15:00,912 You must be ecstatic, every second of every day. 1359 01:15:00,954 --> 01:15:04,165 Every day, every second, totally ecstatic. 1360 01:15:07,503 --> 01:15:08,586 Hey, Wendy. 1361 01:15:09,296 --> 01:15:12,882 We have to get some of these for the store. lt tastes like real nipple. 1362 01:15:12,925 --> 01:15:15,009 Janice, l don't think l can do this. 1363 01:15:15,093 --> 01:15:18,429 l mean, l can't go out there and just act like everything's peachy. 1364 01:15:18,555 --> 01:15:20,097 l really feel like crap. 1365 01:15:20,390 --> 01:15:21,807 lt's so hot. 1366 01:15:22,059 --> 01:15:24,560 You can do it. Just put one cankle in front of the other. 1367 01:15:25,145 --> 01:15:28,147 Get out there and tell the truth and share your wisdom. 1368 01:15:28,398 --> 01:15:31,275 Janice, l just peed myself. 1369 01:15:31,443 --> 01:15:33,319 -That's natural. -No, Janice. 1370 01:15:35,447 --> 01:15:37,281 Like a lot. 1371 01:15:37,783 --> 01:15:41,118 And now, please welcome our keynote speaker, 1372 01:15:41,161 --> 01:15:43,955 Wendy Cooper of The Breast Choice! 1373 01:15:53,382 --> 01:15:55,591 Hi. That's me, here? 1374 01:15:55,634 --> 01:15:57,385 Okay. 1375 01:15:57,469 --> 01:15:59,053 l sit here. Okay. 1376 01:16:02,641 --> 01:16:03,724 Janice? 1377 01:16:03,809 --> 01:16:06,143 -Janice? Sweetie? -What? 1378 01:16:06,311 --> 01:16:08,104 Get my speech. Get my speech. 1379 01:16:08,355 --> 01:16:10,398 -ln my pocket! -What? 1380 01:16:11,775 --> 01:16:13,317 Sorry. 1381 01:16:16,280 --> 01:16:17,822 -Okay. -My God. 1382 01:16:18,490 --> 01:16:19,615 -Okay. -Hi there. 1383 01:16:19,658 --> 01:16:22,201 What's this liquid on my butt? 1384 01:16:22,828 --> 01:16:24,704 No. Don't. Okay, thank you. 1385 01:16:24,788 --> 01:16:26,330 Maybe l just 1386 01:16:27,374 --> 01:16:30,751 -peed myself 'cause l'm pregnant. -No. No. 1387 01:16:31,253 --> 01:16:32,295 -No. -Yeah. 1388 01:16:32,337 --> 01:16:36,299 And that's why l go to The Breast Choice for all my pregnancy needs. 1389 01:16:36,633 --> 01:16:38,050 Thank you, Janice. 1390 01:16:38,135 --> 01:16:39,510 Okay. 1391 01:16:40,053 --> 01:16:41,679 -Over to Wendy. -Yep. 1392 01:16:41,888 --> 01:16:44,223 -Tell them about your glow. -Thank you, Janice. 1393 01:16:46,685 --> 01:16:50,980 The magical, happy miracle, experiencing pregnancy. 1394 01:16:53,817 --> 01:16:58,404 Pregnancy's glow is made from two scoops of angel kisses. 1395 01:16:59,698 --> 01:17:04,160 lt begins when you feel the first... 1396 01:17:06,496 --> 01:17:08,080 Sorry. 1397 01:17:08,999 --> 01:17:11,375 Hormones! Right? 1398 01:17:13,503 --> 01:17:16,589 l just find myself crying all the time. 1399 01:17:20,010 --> 01:17:22,053 Okay, you know what? The truth... 1400 01:17:23,263 --> 01:17:24,722 The truth is... 1401 01:17:27,017 --> 01:17:30,394 l can't think with this thing on. l'm sorry. l am so uncomfortable. 1402 01:17:30,562 --> 01:17:34,273 l don't even recognize my body anymore, you know? 1403 01:17:34,358 --> 01:17:37,193 lt's like l could fit 20 of my old bras 1404 01:17:37,235 --> 01:17:41,072 into this one giant piece of Granny spandex that's just... 1405 01:17:43,241 --> 01:17:44,575 Okay. 1406 01:17:44,660 --> 01:17:46,035 Thank you. 1407 01:17:46,078 --> 01:17:48,496 -Should we all take off our bras? -l think we're good. 1408 01:17:48,580 --> 01:17:51,165 -lt's a bit small. -No. Please don't. 1409 01:17:51,583 --> 01:17:54,210 l'm sorry. l didn't think about any of this stuff 1410 01:17:54,419 --> 01:17:57,755 before l got pregnant. 1411 01:17:59,591 --> 01:18:01,175 l just wanted the glow. 1412 01:18:02,803 --> 01:18:07,598 The one they promise you on the cover of those magazines, with the pretty lady 1413 01:18:08,809 --> 01:18:13,270 looking down at her perfectly round belly with that sweet smile. 1414 01:18:15,732 --> 01:18:17,817 Well, l'm calling it. 1415 01:18:19,486 --> 01:18:20,861 l'm calling bullshit. 1416 01:18:22,072 --> 01:18:25,950 l'm calling bullshit on the whole thing. Pregnancy sucks. 1417 01:18:25,992 --> 01:18:29,286 Making a human being is really hard. 1418 01:18:29,329 --> 01:18:32,123 l have no control over my body or my emotions. 1419 01:18:32,165 --> 01:18:33,791 Gar Bear. l'm sorry. 1420 01:18:34,084 --> 01:18:36,460 All l wanna do is punch you in the face 1421 01:18:36,503 --> 01:18:38,379 but l love you so much so l don't mean it. 1422 01:18:38,463 --> 01:18:41,465 l love you too, Squeaks. You're doing great. 1423 01:18:42,134 --> 01:18:45,970 l don't know about you but l didn't get the glow. l got bacne 1424 01:18:46,471 --> 01:18:50,266 and hemorrhoids. Have you ever seen those? 1425 01:18:50,308 --> 01:18:52,017 Don't do it. Don't take the mirror down there. 1426 01:18:52,519 --> 01:18:56,313 And then l have these purple stretch marks everywhere. 1427 01:18:56,857 --> 01:19:00,025 And pressure hanging from my uterus 1428 01:19:00,110 --> 01:19:03,446 that makes me walk like l was kicked in the vag. l just... 1429 01:19:04,948 --> 01:19:07,616 Okay. Maybe it's time to stop there. 1430 01:19:08,160 --> 01:19:09,869 -Too far. -That's the end. 1431 01:19:09,953 --> 01:19:12,037 l couldn't think of another way to describe it. 1432 01:19:12,289 --> 01:19:13,831 That was really good. 1433 01:19:14,624 --> 01:19:15,958 -So... -There we go. 1434 01:19:16,334 --> 01:19:17,668 Thank you. 1435 01:19:19,838 --> 01:19:22,673 They say when it's all over 1436 01:19:23,842 --> 01:19:25,676 you forget the whole thing. 1437 01:19:26,845 --> 01:19:28,846 l, for one, really hope that's true. 1438 01:19:31,850 --> 01:19:35,478 Like that. l really hope l forget that. 1439 01:19:35,520 --> 01:19:37,813 Wendy Cooper, everybody. 1440 01:19:40,400 --> 01:19:41,776 ...hanging from my uterus 1441 01:19:41,860 --> 01:19:44,820 that makes me walk like I was kicked in the... 1442 01:19:44,863 --> 01:19:47,323 No. l don't think you went too far at all. 1443 01:19:47,365 --> 01:19:49,617 Seriously. No one's even gonna see this. 1444 01:19:49,868 --> 01:19:51,702 This is gonna ruin my business. 1445 01:19:51,995 --> 01:19:54,580 This is all gonna blow over. 1446 01:19:54,831 --> 01:19:58,417 lt's not a big deal at all for sure. 1447 01:19:59,503 --> 01:20:01,003 Oh, God. 1448 01:20:01,671 --> 01:20:03,714 Gar. No. 1449 01:20:03,882 --> 01:20:06,967 lt's a mob. lt's a mob, Gar. Look at them, they look angry. 1450 01:20:07,052 --> 01:20:09,094 -Hold your head high. -l can't. 1451 01:20:09,387 --> 01:20:11,055 Just prop it on your boobs then. 1452 01:20:12,140 --> 01:20:13,974 Oh, no. l'm gonna have to go into hiding. 1453 01:20:15,435 --> 01:20:16,519 Janice. 1454 01:20:17,145 --> 01:20:18,896 -Oh, my gosh. -Wendy. 1455 01:20:18,980 --> 01:20:22,024 Look, you got more hits than that cow dancing video. 1456 01:20:22,108 --> 01:20:23,442 Two million! 1457 01:20:23,735 --> 01:20:25,319 Hormones, hormones 1458 01:20:25,403 --> 01:20:26,987 Punch you in the face punch you in the face 1459 01:20:27,072 --> 01:20:28,656 All l want to do is punch you in the face 1460 01:20:28,740 --> 01:20:30,032 l just got bacne 1461 01:20:30,116 --> 01:20:31,992 Calling bullshit on the whole thing 1462 01:20:32,077 --> 01:20:33,160 Pregnancy sucks 1463 01:20:35,205 --> 01:20:36,914 All right, okay. 1464 01:20:36,998 --> 01:20:40,125 l'm coming. Just hold on to your va-jay-jays! 1465 01:20:40,252 --> 01:20:41,585 lt's pretty good. 1466 01:20:41,628 --> 01:20:42,837 Yeah, Wendy is here. 1467 01:20:43,338 --> 01:20:47,049 Welcome to the workplace of Wendy Cooper, the star of lnternet. 1468 01:20:47,634 --> 01:20:49,343 -Wow, nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. 1469 01:20:49,636 --> 01:20:51,804 We're definitely gonna need more nipple cream. 1470 01:20:55,892 --> 01:20:57,434 Wendy touched this. 1471 01:20:59,271 --> 01:21:00,604 Forty dollars. 1472 01:21:02,190 --> 01:21:03,399 All right, thank you. 1473 01:21:29,551 --> 01:21:30,926 Alex, Holly! 1474 01:21:30,969 --> 01:21:32,970 -Yes. -Right this way. 1475 01:21:33,763 --> 01:21:35,222 Welcome to Ethiopia. 1476 01:21:35,473 --> 01:21:36,807 Thank you. Thank you so much. 1477 01:21:36,892 --> 01:21:38,809 -Are you excited? -We're so excited. 1478 01:21:39,227 --> 01:21:41,186 Good, good. ls this your first time? 1479 01:21:41,271 --> 01:21:42,605 Yes. Yours? 1480 01:21:42,647 --> 01:21:43,731 Fifth. 1481 01:21:43,940 --> 01:21:44,982 Awesome. 1482 01:21:45,025 --> 01:21:48,652 All right then. Everybody gather up your things, here we go. Follow me. 1483 01:21:49,029 --> 01:21:50,195 Right this way. 1484 01:21:50,655 --> 01:21:54,325 l will rip this baby out myself. l swear to God, you'll see me on the news. 1485 01:21:54,409 --> 01:21:57,244 You want this baby on time? Try walking. That helps sometimes. 1486 01:21:57,329 --> 01:21:58,662 Walking. 1487 01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:04,877 And amazingly, even Kara is calling him Henry now. So l owe Alex big-time. 1488 01:22:05,378 --> 01:22:07,963 l hear you, l respect you, 1489 01:22:08,006 --> 01:22:10,424 -and l will take it under consideration. -Thank you. 1490 01:22:10,675 --> 01:22:12,051 You're very welcome. 1491 01:22:12,886 --> 01:22:14,386 Look who we've got here. 1492 01:22:14,679 --> 01:22:16,347 Trying to get that labor started, huh? 1493 01:22:16,556 --> 01:22:17,848 You have no idea. 1494 01:22:17,933 --> 01:22:20,142 Try having sex. That's the really fun part. 1495 01:22:20,185 --> 01:22:23,062 We're here every Saturday, bro. Tweak the nipples. 1496 01:22:23,355 --> 01:22:25,022 -Okay. Sounds good. -Guys, look! 1497 01:22:25,523 --> 01:22:29,318 Davis! Davis! 1498 01:22:29,361 --> 01:22:30,778 Hey, wait! l got it. l got it. 1499 01:22:30,862 --> 01:22:32,112 -Vic, we've got to talk. -What's up? 1500 01:22:32,364 --> 01:22:34,031 Hey, no pull-ups, man? Are you sick or something? 1501 01:22:34,115 --> 01:22:35,366 What's wrong, D-Bone? You always do your pull-ups. 1502 01:22:35,575 --> 01:22:36,867 Remember the girl from Australia? 1503 01:22:36,952 --> 01:22:40,496 l remember her well. Excellent photos, Davis. Slutty, but artful. 1504 01:22:40,538 --> 01:22:41,705 Yeah, well... 1505 01:22:41,915 --> 01:22:44,458 Whoa! What is that? 1506 01:22:44,709 --> 01:22:46,251 ls that... ls she yours? 1507 01:22:46,795 --> 01:22:48,045 Yeah. 1508 01:22:48,129 --> 01:22:50,756 Her name's Ruby and they're moving here. 1509 01:22:50,840 --> 01:22:51,882 Vic, you've got to help me, man. 1510 01:22:51,967 --> 01:22:53,425 l don't know the first thing about being a dad. 1511 01:22:53,718 --> 01:22:56,220 Fellows, say hello to our newest member. 1512 01:22:57,222 --> 01:22:58,722 -Yes! -Let's walk, Davis. 1513 01:23:00,058 --> 01:23:03,227 l don't walk. l run. 1514 01:23:03,520 --> 01:23:06,355 Not anymore, bro. Not anymore. 1515 01:23:06,398 --> 01:23:08,232 Jordan! Get out of those bushes! 1516 01:23:12,237 --> 01:23:15,531 Davis, we are very, very psyched to have you. 1517 01:23:15,573 --> 01:23:16,991 So psyched! Bam! 1518 01:23:17,075 --> 01:23:18,325 Don't ever touch me again. 1519 01:23:18,410 --> 01:23:20,744 Craig, stop creeping Davis out. 1520 01:23:36,720 --> 01:23:38,345 Sure you got everything ready? 1521 01:23:38,805 --> 01:23:40,305 Yes. 1522 01:23:50,608 --> 01:23:52,192 What are you doing? 1523 01:23:52,277 --> 01:23:54,945 l'm just making sure, that's all. 1524 01:24:01,327 --> 01:24:04,246 l'm just... Don't, okay? l'm just trying to get ready. 1525 01:24:04,289 --> 01:24:06,457 l know. So am l. 1526 01:24:10,462 --> 01:24:12,880 lt's not that l'm not ready. l'm just... 1527 01:24:15,133 --> 01:24:16,592 l'm scared. 1528 01:24:21,181 --> 01:24:24,641 l know, honey. 1529 01:24:24,726 --> 01:24:26,435 l'm scared, too. 1530 01:24:27,604 --> 01:24:29,146 l don't know what the hell l'm doing. 1531 01:24:32,317 --> 01:24:35,944 But we can be scared together. We just have to jump in. All in. 1532 01:24:36,029 --> 01:24:37,863 l know. l'm getting there. 1533 01:24:38,323 --> 01:24:39,907 Okay? And... 1534 01:24:42,827 --> 01:24:44,953 And l know l'm gonna love him. 1535 01:24:45,997 --> 01:24:48,123 Because l love the hell out of his mom. 1536 01:24:56,216 --> 01:24:58,133 Let's go meet our son. 1537 01:25:00,512 --> 01:25:02,012 Okay. 1538 01:25:07,685 --> 01:25:11,355 Welcome back to our live Lose it and Weep finale. 1539 01:25:11,439 --> 01:25:13,857 We're just moments away from finding out who our big, 1540 01:25:13,942 --> 01:25:16,985 or shall l say "small" winner is. 1541 01:25:19,364 --> 01:25:20,864 Oh, my God. l'm already crying. 1542 01:25:21,324 --> 01:25:22,533 They look amazing. 1543 01:25:22,867 --> 01:25:24,368 l'd totally let that one do me. 1544 01:25:24,410 --> 01:25:26,161 Now, before we get down to business, 1545 01:25:26,204 --> 01:25:28,539 we have a little surprise for you guys. Take a look. 1546 01:25:29,582 --> 01:25:30,707 Hey, guys. 1547 01:25:30,750 --> 01:25:32,334 Hi, Jules! 1548 01:25:32,627 --> 01:25:33,836 l'm sorry l can't be there. 1549 01:25:33,920 --> 01:25:36,797 l just want to congratulate you all on working so hard. 1550 01:25:37,382 --> 01:25:39,049 And forget about what the scale says tonight. 1551 01:25:39,134 --> 01:25:40,759 You're all winners. 1552 01:25:43,555 --> 01:25:45,264 Son-of-a-bitch! 1553 01:25:46,724 --> 01:25:48,225 Jules, we're live. 1554 01:25:49,561 --> 01:25:50,727 Fuck! 1555 01:25:52,689 --> 01:25:53,814 Still live. 1556 01:25:53,898 --> 01:25:55,315 The censors are gonna love that. 1557 01:25:55,942 --> 01:25:58,569 Hey, that reminds me. How you doing there, Tater Tot? 1558 01:26:00,113 --> 01:26:02,364 Contractions about 1 7 minutes apart, Ram Bam. 1559 01:26:02,407 --> 01:26:03,949 Because we can leave any time. 1560 01:26:04,033 --> 01:26:07,202 l'm just trying to catch the part with Gary, but l can always record it. 1561 01:26:07,245 --> 01:26:09,079 No, baby! lt's fine. l can wait. 1562 01:26:09,122 --> 01:26:10,414 Okay, then. 1563 01:26:11,040 --> 01:26:12,416 Gary, come on! 1564 01:26:12,500 --> 01:26:15,586 Yes, yes. l just cannot find my keys. That's all l have to do. 1565 01:26:15,920 --> 01:26:17,588 Hey! Look at this. l've got them. 1566 01:26:17,630 --> 01:26:19,590 Honey, do you have your driver's license? 1567 01:26:19,924 --> 01:26:21,842 -Because l don't have my driver's license. -Gar! 1568 01:26:22,051 --> 01:26:24,720 Calm the ef down and get the effing car. 1569 01:26:29,684 --> 01:26:32,269 Shitballs, man! Slow down! 1570 01:26:32,645 --> 01:26:34,897 -Sweetie, l just hate to see you like this... -Red light! 1571 01:26:35,356 --> 01:26:36,690 Big Pig! 1572 01:26:40,445 --> 01:26:44,239 Jesus, Gar! Keep your eyes on the road, you worthless piece of shit! 1573 01:26:44,282 --> 01:26:46,033 Sorry, baby, l love you. You know l do, right? 1574 01:26:46,492 --> 01:26:48,076 l love you, too. 1575 01:26:49,495 --> 01:26:51,955 -Watch the tail. -l'm watching the tail! 1576 01:26:53,166 --> 01:26:54,666 Oh, my God! 1577 01:26:55,210 --> 01:26:57,085 -My foot! My foot! -Are you okay? ls it broken? 1578 01:26:57,921 --> 01:26:58,962 Don't be such a baby. 1579 01:26:59,130 --> 01:27:00,422 Just pull into any of these spots. 1580 01:27:00,465 --> 01:27:03,133 -Right here. Any of these spots. -Which one? 1581 01:27:03,176 --> 01:27:04,218 Good. Perfect. 1582 01:27:07,013 --> 01:27:08,055 Don't touch! 1583 01:27:08,848 --> 01:27:11,683 Whoa! The floor's a little wet. They've got to do something about that. 1584 01:27:11,893 --> 01:27:13,310 That's my water, you idiot. 1585 01:27:14,270 --> 01:27:15,562 You're doing great, hon. 1586 01:27:17,315 --> 01:27:19,566 Man! Why did you do that? 1587 01:27:20,443 --> 01:27:24,196 Stop! Here comes another one. Here comes another one. 1588 01:27:26,574 --> 01:27:29,159 Where's the valet? l don't see a valet around here. 1589 01:27:32,789 --> 01:27:35,415 -Wow. Are we moving? -Yes. 1590 01:27:35,750 --> 01:27:37,751 -Babe, did you press the button? -Yes. 1591 01:27:41,923 --> 01:27:43,257 You're doing great. 1592 01:27:43,633 --> 01:27:45,384 Baby, watch out, the floor's wet. 1593 01:27:46,594 --> 01:27:48,303 What the hell is that? 1594 01:27:50,765 --> 01:27:51,807 We're here, Jules. 1595 01:27:51,891 --> 01:27:54,726 l don't care about his penis. Who gives a shit? 1596 01:27:55,311 --> 01:27:57,312 We're having a baby! 1597 01:27:57,897 --> 01:27:59,606 -Okay, okay, good. -The Baby Center. 1598 01:27:59,691 --> 01:28:00,816 The Baby Center. So we're in the right place. 1599 01:28:00,858 --> 01:28:01,858 -Hi. -Hi. 1600 01:28:01,943 --> 01:28:02,943 -We're the Coopers. -Hi. 1601 01:28:03,027 --> 01:28:04,027 -We pre-registered. -Yeah. 1602 01:28:04,070 --> 01:28:05,112 Okay. Got you. 1603 01:28:05,196 --> 01:28:07,322 -l've got my birth plan! -Aren't you organized. 1604 01:28:08,074 --> 01:28:09,116 Skyler Cooper. 1605 01:28:09,325 --> 01:28:11,660 -Another Cooper? -We reserved a deluxe suite. 1606 01:28:11,869 --> 01:28:12,911 And this is your father? 1607 01:28:13,121 --> 01:28:14,621 He's my husband. 1608 01:28:14,831 --> 01:28:17,040 Sorry. Husband. Great. 1609 01:28:17,250 --> 01:28:18,375 We're having a baby. 1610 01:28:18,626 --> 01:28:19,876 l know you. 1611 01:28:20,378 --> 01:28:21,378 l can do it! 1612 01:28:21,421 --> 01:28:24,548 That's it. With your help, l've lost eight pounds. 1613 01:28:24,924 --> 01:28:26,383 Can you help me do the same? 1614 01:28:26,801 --> 01:28:28,719 Do you happen to have a room service menu? 1615 01:28:28,803 --> 01:28:30,846 On a scale of 1 to 1 0, how is your pain right now? 1616 01:28:31,806 --> 01:28:32,806 Two. 1617 01:28:32,890 --> 01:28:34,516 All right. Tough girl. 1618 01:28:35,310 --> 01:28:36,351 Maybe a three. 1619 01:28:37,395 --> 01:28:39,688 Was that a contraction? l barely even felt it. 1620 01:28:39,897 --> 01:28:42,941 Sure was. What's your pain level, on a scale of 1 to 1 0? 1621 01:28:44,152 --> 01:28:47,070 Like a zero to a one. Because l'm smiling, we're smiling. 1622 01:28:47,280 --> 01:28:49,197 You're number one, baby. 1623 01:28:50,199 --> 01:28:51,742 Okay, who wants to have a baby? 1624 01:28:51,826 --> 01:28:53,410 Where the hell have you been? 1625 01:28:53,453 --> 01:28:56,246 Okay, let's talk pain. On a scale of 1 to 1 0, what do you feel? 1626 01:28:57,582 --> 01:28:58,915 What are you, l think, maybe a six? 1627 01:28:59,000 --> 01:29:01,710 What? l'm an eight! Frown, no tears. Eight. 1628 01:29:01,753 --> 01:29:02,961 Are you getting an epidural? 1629 01:29:03,046 --> 01:29:05,172 Do l look like somebody who wants to drug my baby? 1630 01:29:05,256 --> 01:29:06,590 Are y'all planning an epidural? 1631 01:29:06,924 --> 01:29:09,426 -l don't know. l guess we'll see how it goes. -Whatever. 1632 01:29:09,552 --> 01:29:10,886 So do you want an epidural? 1633 01:29:10,928 --> 01:29:12,888 Hell, no. Let's do this. 1634 01:29:13,097 --> 01:29:14,097 That's right. 1635 01:29:15,058 --> 01:29:16,725 -Here comes another one. -Okay, breathe. 1636 01:29:28,863 --> 01:29:30,781 -Gar? -Yeah? 1637 01:29:31,449 --> 01:29:34,576 l changed my mind. l want the epidural. l want it, Gary. 1638 01:29:34,619 --> 01:29:36,661 No, no, honey. No, no, no. You said you didn't want it 1639 01:29:36,746 --> 01:29:40,248 and you said that even if you did ask for it, that would just be the crazy talking... 1640 01:29:40,291 --> 01:29:42,793 Gary! Get me the juice! 1641 01:29:42,835 --> 01:29:45,337 That seemed a little crazy. l will get you the juice. 1642 01:29:45,421 --> 01:29:46,797 l need it, Gar. 1643 01:29:46,881 --> 01:29:49,466 l'm sorry, baby. Just don't come back without it, okay? 1644 01:29:49,509 --> 01:29:50,759 -No anchovies on that, right? -Hey, Dad! 1645 01:29:50,802 --> 01:29:53,261 Hey, son! Hey, you, too? 1646 01:29:53,304 --> 01:29:54,679 lt's not a race, Dad. 1647 01:29:55,431 --> 01:29:56,640 That's my son. 1648 01:29:56,682 --> 01:29:58,308 Hey! Are you the anesthesiologist? 1649 01:29:58,476 --> 01:29:59,476 -Yes, sir. -Okay. 1650 01:29:59,560 --> 01:30:01,311 My wife changed her mind. She needs the epidural right now. 1651 01:30:01,396 --> 01:30:03,480 l've got five women in front of her. lt's gonna be a little while. 1652 01:30:03,564 --> 01:30:04,981 No, no, no, no. That's not okay. She's in pain. 1653 01:30:05,066 --> 01:30:06,149 Everybody's in pain. 1654 01:30:06,192 --> 01:30:09,194 Okay, hold on. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 1655 01:30:09,278 --> 01:30:10,779 -Wait, wait! Wait! -Really? 1656 01:30:12,698 --> 01:30:13,865 -Dad! Dad! -Yeah? 1657 01:30:13,950 --> 01:30:15,450 l need your money roll. l need your money roll. 1658 01:30:15,493 --> 01:30:17,327 Sure. How much you need? 1659 01:30:17,370 --> 01:30:19,329 Yeah. Okay. 1660 01:30:21,666 --> 01:30:23,291 The crazy lady in 408 is next. 1661 01:30:23,501 --> 01:30:24,835 She most certainly is, sir. 1662 01:30:25,128 --> 01:30:29,798 You're gonna feel a little bit of pressure in one or both legs. That's normal. 1663 01:30:30,133 --> 01:30:32,050 You are so clutch, baby. 1664 01:30:32,635 --> 01:30:34,136 So clutch. 1665 01:30:34,804 --> 01:30:36,721 You're at eight centimeters. 1666 01:30:37,682 --> 01:30:39,683 -Two more! l can push! -Two more. 1667 01:30:40,059 --> 01:30:41,476 Nine centimeters. 1668 01:30:41,519 --> 01:30:42,644 Great! 1669 01:30:42,687 --> 01:30:44,146 What is that in inches? 1670 01:30:45,148 --> 01:30:47,399 You're at ten centimeters, but the baby's not coming. 1671 01:30:47,650 --> 01:30:49,860 We need to prepare for a C-Section. 1672 01:30:49,902 --> 01:30:51,945 No, no, no, no. l have a birth plan. 1673 01:30:52,029 --> 01:30:53,029 Yeah, we... 1674 01:30:53,114 --> 01:30:54,448 l want to push. l want to push. 1675 01:30:54,657 --> 01:30:57,534 l know, Wendy, but the baby's heart rate is falling. We need to move now. 1676 01:30:57,743 --> 01:30:58,785 lt's going to be okay. 1677 01:30:59,162 --> 01:31:03,039 But l typed it. lt's typed. The birth plan, it's ready to go. 1678 01:31:03,124 --> 01:31:05,917 l'm ready to push. l wanna push. Please, l wanna push. 1679 01:31:06,502 --> 01:31:07,544 Please? 1680 01:31:08,504 --> 01:31:10,881 So, Jules, you've been doing well. Let's take a look, all right? 1681 01:31:12,633 --> 01:31:14,509 Okay. Let's do this. 1682 01:31:14,886 --> 01:31:15,969 Push. 1683 01:31:17,430 --> 01:31:18,638 Here we go. 1684 01:31:18,890 --> 01:31:20,474 -Let's do it. -Say "l can do it." 1685 01:31:20,558 --> 01:31:21,600 -Push. -l can do it. 1686 01:31:21,684 --> 01:31:22,726 Say "l can do it." 1687 01:31:22,768 --> 01:31:24,186 -l can do it! -Come on, Jules. Yeah! 1688 01:31:24,228 --> 01:31:27,439 l can do... No, l can't do this! 1689 01:31:30,485 --> 01:31:31,610 Okay, Skyler. 1690 01:31:32,069 --> 01:31:34,779 You're doing great, Tater Tot. Just hang in there. 1691 01:31:34,864 --> 01:31:38,408 Bear down and give it all you've got. Ready? 1692 01:31:38,784 --> 01:31:40,535 Okay, hang on. l have to sneeze. 1693 01:31:45,500 --> 01:31:47,167 Wow. That's one baby out. 1694 01:31:47,251 --> 01:31:49,211 One down, one to go. 1695 01:31:57,345 --> 01:31:58,678 You did this to me! 1696 01:31:59,722 --> 01:32:02,390 That pig is wearing flippers. 1697 01:32:06,020 --> 01:32:07,103 Clamps. 1698 01:32:08,272 --> 01:32:10,106 l love morphine. 1699 01:32:11,692 --> 01:32:13,818 Don't you love morphine, Gar? 1700 01:32:14,028 --> 01:32:15,070 Yeah. 1701 01:32:15,363 --> 01:32:17,614 We should get some for the house. 1702 01:32:18,282 --> 01:32:19,407 Okay. 1703 01:32:19,951 --> 01:32:21,952 That's good. That's good. Almost there. 1704 01:32:22,370 --> 01:32:25,497 You're doing great, Squeaks. This guy's got a real steady hand. 1705 01:32:27,124 --> 01:32:28,291 -You're fine. -Yeah. 1706 01:32:33,047 --> 01:32:34,089 Here he is. 1707 01:32:40,680 --> 01:32:41,888 Congratulations. 1708 01:32:42,598 --> 01:32:44,432 Congratulations, Daddy. 1709 01:32:47,478 --> 01:32:48,937 Okay, Jules. This is it. Are you ready? 1710 01:32:49,272 --> 01:32:52,274 All right. l need you to bear down and push. All right? Here we go. 1711 01:32:52,316 --> 01:32:53,692 -Okay. -Push! Push! Push! 1712 01:32:53,776 --> 01:32:55,110 Come on, Jules. You can do it. 1713 01:32:55,319 --> 01:32:57,445 All right. All right. 1714 01:32:57,488 --> 01:32:58,738 l see his head, Jules. 1715 01:32:59,949 --> 01:33:01,449 -Give me one more giant push, all right? -He's beautiful. 1716 01:33:01,534 --> 01:33:03,952 l need the shoulders out. And push! 1717 01:33:07,290 --> 01:33:08,623 That's good. That's good. 1718 01:33:11,043 --> 01:33:12,043 All right. 1719 01:33:12,587 --> 01:33:15,088 And it's a girl! 1720 01:33:17,633 --> 01:33:18,842 lt's a girl! 1721 01:33:22,805 --> 01:33:24,723 -A girl's good. l like girls. -lt's a girl. 1722 01:33:28,811 --> 01:33:31,062 There she is. Hi. 1723 01:33:36,360 --> 01:33:39,195 Hi, baby girl. 1724 01:33:40,114 --> 01:33:42,991 Hello, Emerson. l'm your mommy. 1725 01:33:44,285 --> 01:33:45,619 Emerson is cute, right? 1726 01:33:45,828 --> 01:33:47,329 Emerson. l love it. 1727 01:33:54,962 --> 01:33:56,713 Jules, l knew you could do it. 1728 01:33:58,633 --> 01:33:59,966 Thank you. 1729 01:34:00,968 --> 01:34:02,010 Hi. 1730 01:34:04,347 --> 01:34:06,264 Hi, sweetheart. 1731 01:34:09,185 --> 01:34:13,772 Squeaks, say hi to little Theo. 1732 01:34:15,483 --> 01:34:18,443 Say hi to Mama. Can you say hi to Mama? 1733 01:34:19,362 --> 01:34:22,947 Say hi to Mama. Yeah, that's Mama's finger. 1734 01:34:24,408 --> 01:34:26,076 -Wendy? Hey, guys. -We need more suction here. 1735 01:34:26,118 --> 01:34:27,118 We're getting some high blood pressure. 1736 01:34:27,203 --> 01:34:28,244 ls she supposed to be falling asleep? 1737 01:34:28,287 --> 01:34:29,287 Wendy? 1738 01:34:29,372 --> 01:34:30,872 -A lot of bleeding here. -Hey! What is going on? 1739 01:34:30,915 --> 01:34:33,458 Okay, Mr. Cooper. Mr. Cooper, l think you need to step out. 1740 01:34:33,542 --> 01:34:35,877 We have everything under control in here. lt's okay. Come with me. 1741 01:34:35,920 --> 01:34:38,630 Wendy, are you gonna be all right? Wendy? 1742 01:34:45,638 --> 01:34:46,763 Hey. 1743 01:34:46,972 --> 01:34:48,598 -Hey. -You've got doctor clothes on. 1744 01:34:48,683 --> 01:34:49,766 Yeah. 1745 01:34:50,976 --> 01:34:52,227 Everything okay? 1746 01:34:52,436 --> 01:34:53,770 We have a son. 1747 01:34:54,397 --> 01:34:56,272 But Wendy lost a lot of blood in there 1748 01:34:56,315 --> 01:34:58,274 so they made me wait out here. 1749 01:34:58,359 --> 01:35:01,152 So l don't know what's going on inside. 1750 01:35:01,237 --> 01:35:03,947 'Cause they made me wait out here. 1751 01:35:04,865 --> 01:35:06,199 lt's gonna be okay. 1752 01:35:07,243 --> 01:35:09,619 l'm here for you. All right? 1753 01:35:09,704 --> 01:35:11,121 Thanks, Dad. 1754 01:35:23,092 --> 01:35:24,092 Here they come. 1755 01:35:47,575 --> 01:35:52,537 l promise to watch over this child. 1756 01:35:55,291 --> 01:36:01,588 And to bring him up proud and strong. 1757 01:36:09,096 --> 01:36:18,146 And as one who will always remember his Ethiopian heritage. 1758 01:36:20,065 --> 01:36:23,151 So help me God. 1759 01:36:23,360 --> 01:36:24,694 Amen. 1760 01:36:29,074 --> 01:36:30,533 Hi. 1761 01:36:31,243 --> 01:36:34,370 There we go, there we are. 1762 01:36:35,706 --> 01:36:38,708 l've been waiting for you! 1763 01:36:38,793 --> 01:36:41,044 Congratulations. You are parents. 1764 01:37:17,331 --> 01:37:19,541 Mr. Cooper? She's awake. 1765 01:37:25,422 --> 01:37:28,049 Name, "Emerson Jane Webber." 1766 01:37:29,134 --> 01:37:30,426 No. 1767 01:37:31,303 --> 01:37:34,556 -Baxter-Webber. -l hate hyphenated names. 1768 01:37:35,641 --> 01:37:38,685 Are we ever going to agree on anything? 1769 01:37:39,562 --> 01:37:43,439 The little stuff, probably not. The big stuff? Yes. 1770 01:37:43,941 --> 01:37:45,817 l can live with that. 1771 01:37:46,652 --> 01:37:47,694 Me, too. 1772 01:37:49,905 --> 01:37:51,114 Marry me. 1773 01:37:51,574 --> 01:37:53,157 No. 1774 01:37:54,451 --> 01:37:55,660 l'm just kidding. 1775 01:37:57,580 --> 01:37:59,247 l thought you'd never ask. 1776 01:38:05,337 --> 01:38:07,547 -ls that okay with you, too? -ls that all right with you? 1777 01:38:07,631 --> 01:38:09,507 Yeah? Yeah? 1778 01:38:12,177 --> 01:38:14,304 Way to go, Tater Tot. 1779 01:38:17,349 --> 01:38:19,309 Hi, little Theo. 1780 01:38:20,644 --> 01:38:22,520 Hi, little guy. 1781 01:38:24,064 --> 01:38:27,817 Gary, he's so beautiful. 1782 01:38:28,694 --> 01:38:32,906 Look at his little nose and his perfect little lips. 1783 01:38:32,990 --> 01:38:37,201 And he's so wise. Can't you tell? He's so wise. 1784 01:38:39,246 --> 01:38:43,082 That was the scariest night of my life. lt was awful. 1785 01:38:44,001 --> 01:38:45,084 No. 1786 01:38:45,878 --> 01:38:47,420 lt was beautiful. 1787 01:38:48,672 --> 01:38:51,674 lt was so incredibly beautiful. 1788 01:38:52,593 --> 01:38:55,720 Yeah. That's what l meant. 1789 01:38:55,930 --> 01:38:58,848 lt was incredibly beautiful. 1790 01:39:00,017 --> 01:39:01,893 l finally found it. 1791 01:39:04,021 --> 01:39:06,230 He's my glow. 1792 01:39:09,193 --> 01:39:12,445 He's my perfect, perfect glow. 1793 01:39:30,381 --> 01:39:32,048 -Feeling all right, Susie? -Shut up. 1794 01:39:32,091 --> 01:39:33,174 Marco? 1795 01:39:33,550 --> 01:39:34,592 Rosie, hey. 1796 01:39:34,802 --> 01:39:36,761 Hey. What are you guys doing here? 1797 01:39:37,054 --> 01:39:38,554 Dip-shit ran over my toe. 1798 01:39:39,682 --> 01:39:40,765 Oh, my God! 1799 01:39:41,558 --> 01:39:43,726 That is... l'm sorry. 1800 01:39:43,769 --> 01:39:47,355 No, that's okay. lt's funny. Now. 1801 01:39:47,606 --> 01:39:49,190 l'll meet you in the truck, man. 1802 01:39:49,400 --> 01:39:51,275 -l'm really sorry. -Okay. 1803 01:39:51,527 --> 01:39:54,404 -What are you doing here? -My cousin, 1804 01:39:54,613 --> 01:39:57,156 the one married to that old... The racecar dude. 1805 01:39:57,241 --> 01:39:59,951 -Oh, yeah. -She had her babies, she had twins. 1806 01:40:00,202 --> 01:40:02,578 -Nice. Congratulations. That's great. -Thanks. 1807 01:40:03,914 --> 01:40:05,289 l was gonna go see them. 1808 01:40:07,126 --> 01:40:08,418 Do you wanna? 1809 01:40:09,086 --> 01:40:11,713 -What? -l don't know if that's weird. 1810 01:40:11,922 --> 01:40:13,756 lt's a little weird, 1811 01:40:14,800 --> 01:40:16,592 but, yeah, l'd love to. 1812 01:40:22,307 --> 01:40:23,599 You okay? 1813 01:40:24,101 --> 01:40:27,311 Yeah. l'll have another chance when the time's right. 1814 01:40:27,813 --> 01:40:28,896 You will. 1815 01:40:31,942 --> 01:40:34,068 Those caramels were delicious, by the way. 1816 01:40:34,278 --> 01:40:36,612 The car-mels were really good, weren't they? 1817 01:40:36,655 --> 01:40:37,905 -Car-mels? -Yeah. 1818 01:40:38,407 --> 01:40:40,491 Caramels. What is wrong with you? 1819 01:40:42,119 --> 01:40:45,038 That's one good-looking kid you got there, Dr. Cooper. 1820 01:40:45,247 --> 01:40:46,414 Thanks. You, too. 1821 01:40:46,457 --> 01:40:48,833 When you were born, l wasn't even in the room. 1822 01:40:48,959 --> 01:40:50,460 Back then, no dad was. 1823 01:40:50,753 --> 01:40:52,920 Yeah. Maybe that was a good thing though. 1824 01:40:53,297 --> 01:40:55,631 l don't know. l missed a lot. 1825 01:40:56,467 --> 01:40:59,302 End of the day, family's all that matters. 1826 01:40:59,553 --> 01:41:02,263 Not the races, and the trophies, and the endorsements. 1827 01:41:02,306 --> 01:41:06,476 Not the money and the women, and the sex, and the drugs. 1828 01:41:07,978 --> 01:41:11,981 Partying with Jimmy Buffett on the back of Willie Nelson's bus. 1829 01:41:14,109 --> 01:41:17,320 None of that means jack shit when l'm gone. 1830 01:41:17,821 --> 01:41:20,490 But you guys. My kids, 1831 01:41:21,158 --> 01:41:23,659 that's all we really leave behind. 1832 01:41:33,170 --> 01:41:36,839 Say, "Mommy." Say, "Mama."