[keys clacking]
- WHEN I READ THAT THING, I WAS LIKE,
"OH, MY GOD. THEY'RE MAKING OUR SHOW."
- NO, ACTUALLY, THE SHOW BEV AND I ARE DOING
IS VASTLY DIFFERENT FROM THAT THING YOU AND I KICKED AROUND.
- WELL, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
- FUCKING HELL.
- I MISS THIS.
- YEAH, THIS IS NICE.
- I MEANT DRINKING.
- OH, FUCK.
- SO YOUR TYPE IS...
- I'D SAY SMART...
- [chuckles]
- BEAUTIFUL...
SLIGHTLY DAMAGED.
YOU KNOW ANYONE LIKE THAT?
- OH...
MY.
[keys clacking]
[wind blows]
[quirky music]
â™ª â™ª
[gunshot]
[keys clacking]
- OH, WE ARE SO SCREWED.
- I DISAGREE.
- DARLING, WE ARE SO SCREWED
THAT LARGE MEN WITH TOOLS COULD NOT UNSCREW US.
- OUR SCRIPT IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT
FROM WHAT'S IN THOSE NOTES.
- "TOTALLY"?
- ALL RIGHT, IT'S GOT TWO FAMILIES
PLAYED BY THE SAME GROUP OF ACTORS.
- YOU MEAN THE PREMISE.
- FINE, THE PREMISE, BUT IT WAS MY IDEA.
HE OFFERED NOTHING.
ALL TIM DID WAS TYPE IT.
- WELL, CLEARLY THAT'S WHERE THE MONEY IS.
AND BY THE WAY, DON'T YOU THINK IT'S A LITTLE ODD
THAT THIS IS THE FIRST YOU'RE TELLING ME ANY OF THIS?
- BECAUSE THERE WAS NO "THIS" TO TELL.
IT WAS JUST AN IDEA.
- WELL, THERE'S A "THIS" NOW.
- IT JUST PISSES ME OFF THAT HE HAS THE NERVE
TO SUDDENLY CLAIM WE CAME UP WITH IT TOGETHER.
- DOESN'T MATTER WHO CAME UP WITH IT.
YOU WERE HIS PARTNER.
- ARE YOU REALLY TAKING HIS SIDE?
- OH, BELIEVE ME, THE IRONY OF THIS--
I AM CHOKING ON IT, BUT I'M SORRY.
HE IS WITHIN HIS RIGHTS.
- WAIT.
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT IF--
IF ALBERT EINSTEIN CAME UP WITH THE THEORY OF RELATIVITY--
- REALLY? THAT'S WHO YOU'RE COMPARING YOURSELF TO?
- TO MAKE A POINT. - FINE.
IF EINSTEIN CAME UP WITH THE THEORY OF RELATIVITY--
- AND HIS USELESS PARTNER, SHMEINSTEIN,
DID NOTHING BUT WRITE IT ON THE BOARD,
HE SHOULD SHARE EQUAL CREDIT?
- IF HE'S HIS PARTNER, YES.
AND THEN IT WOULD RIGHTFULLY BE CALLED
EINSTEIN AND SHMEINSTEIN'S THEORY OF RELATIVITY
TO THE ABSOLUTE DELIGHT OF SCHOOLCHILDREN EVERYWHERE.
- [scoffs]
[keys clacking]
- MORNING.
- OH, FUCK.
- YEP.
- HOW MUCH TEQUILA DID WE HAVE?
- I'D SAY JUST ENOUGH.
- THERE GOES FOUR YEARS OF THERAPY OUT THE WINDOW.
- NAH.
COME ON, WE HAD FUN.
I HAD FUN.
WHAT'S BAD?
SO WANT TO DO SOMETHING TODAY?
- TOGETHER?
- WHY NOT?
YOUR MOM'S GOT THE KIDS.
I GOT NOTHING. YOU GOT NOTHING.
- I'M SUPPOSED TO HAVE LUNCH WITH MY SISTER.
- OKAY, SO YOU GOT WORSE THAN NOTHING.
COME OUT TO THE BEACH.
YOU HAVEN'T BEEN TO THE HOUSE IN A WHILE.
- OH, I FUCKING LOVE THAT HOUSE.
- SHOULDN'T HAVE DIVORCED ME.
- IT'S NOT THAT GREAT A HOUSE.
both: OOH.
- SO YEAH? MALIBU?
- [sighs]
SURE, WHY NOT?
WHAT?
- YOU'RE NICE WHEN YOU'RE NICE.
[dog barking distantly]
- HEY. [awkward laugh]
- GOOD MORNING. COFFEE?
- NO, I'M FINE. THANK YOU.
- I'M HAVING SOME. - OKAY.
WHAT A PRETTY KITCHEN.
[laughs]
HELLO.
[both chuckling]
WOW, TWO ISLANDS. - YEAH.
I LIKE TO THINK THAT ORIGINALLY THEY WERE ONE BIG ISLAND,
BUT THEN OVER TIME THEY DRIFTED APART.
- AGH! [laughs, mutters]
- MILK AND SUGAR? - NO, I'M FINE.
- DON'T YOU TAKE IT WITH-- - I DO, YES.
- OKAY, BREATHE.
AGAIN.
YOU FEEL BETTER?
- A LITTLE BIT.
- LAST NIGHT WAS NICE.
- OH, LAST NICE WAS AMAZING.
- I KNOW.
AND I GOT TO SAY,
FOR SOMEONE WHO HAS NEVER DONE IT BEFORE--
- IT WAS A LITTLE WEIRD AT FIRST.
I MEAN, THERE'S NOTHING TO HOLD ON TO.
- OH, NO, IT'S AN ADJUSTMENT, NO QUESTION,
BUT, I MEAN, YOU PICKED IT RIGHT UP.
- OH, WELL.
I'M A PEOPLE PLEASER.
- I WILL SAY. - [laughs]
- OH. [giggles]
OH! I'M TRYING NOT TO GIGGLE.
- OKAY, YOU CAN GIGGLE.
- NO, I'M OKAY.
DO IT AGAIN.
WATCH.
[cell phone chimes] SHIT.
- DO YOU GOT TO GET THAT?
- NO, IT'S JUST A REMINDER. - ABOUT?
- JUST A THING-- A HIKE WITH BEVERLY.
- OH, OF "SEAN AND BEVERLY"?
- YEAH. I'LL CANCEL.
- OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. GO. HIKE.
- I DON'T WANT TO HIKE. I WANT TO STAY WITH YOU...
UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO GO.
- OH, NO, NO, NO. I-I WANT YOU TO STAY,
YOU KNOW, UNLESS YOU WANT TO GO.
- NO.
UNLESS YOU WANT TO COME?
- I WOULD LOVE TO COME.
UNLESS YOU THINK BEVERLY WOULDN'T WANT--
- NO, NO, SHE REALLY LIKES YOU,
AND SHE DOESN'T LIKE ANYBODY.
SHE BARELY LIKES ME.
- OKAY, GREAT.
- YAY. [laughs]
I JUST NEED TO RUN HOME AND CHANGE.
- OH, I GOT STUFF YOU CAN WEAR.
- REALLY? YOU SURE?
- OF COURSE. YOU CAN BORROW ANYTHING.
- OKAY.
I LIKE THIS LESBIAN THING.
[both giggling]
HEY!
LOOK WHO I FOUND.
- OH, MY GOD. HELEN, HELLO.
THIS IS A NICE SURPRISE.
- I HOPE IT'S OKAY. I DON'T WANT TO--
- OF COURSE IT'S OKAY.
NOW SHE CAN'T COMPLAIN ABOUT WORK.
[both chuckle]
OOH, THIS IS NEW. I LIKE IT.
- YEAH, ME TOO.
[Carol and Helen giggle]
- SO THIS IS A GOOD SIGN,
THE TWO OF YOU TOGETHER ON YOUR FIRST DAY OFF.
I GATHER WEEK ONE WENT WELL.
- WOULD YOU SAY IT WENT WELL?
- OH, I'D SAY IT WENT VERY WELL.
[Southern accent] OH, I DO DECLARE.
IT IS GETTING MIGHTY TOASTY UP HERE.
- WHAT? - SHE HATES MY VOICES.
- WHAT'S NOT TO HATE?
- AW, I THINK THEY'RE FUN.
- YOU DO? - YOU DON'T.
- I DO.
- WHY, MISS BASCH, YOU FLATTER ME.
- EXCUSE ME WHILE I HURL MYSELF OFF THIS CLIFF.
- OH!
- GREAT.
- WHAT? - I'M OUT.
- OH, TAKE MINE.
- NO.
- THAT'S CRAZY. - ARE YOU SURE?
- TOTALLY.
FINISH IT. - NO!
- IT'S FINE. - REALLY?
- REALLY.
- YOU'RE BOTH WELCOME TO MINE.
- WE'RE GOOD. - NO, THAT'S OKAY.
- THANK YOU.
- MORNING.
- AH, SOMEBODY'S IN A GOOD MOOD.
- I WAS JUST THINKING,
"HOW GREAT IS IT TO FUCK YOUR WIFE?"
- I'M SORRY, WHAT?
- WHAT?
OH, NO, NO, NO.
NOT YOUR WIFE.
ONE'S WIFE.
I SEE WHY YOU'D-- BUT NO, NO, NO, NO.
NO, NO, I JUST FUCKED MY WIFE.
WELL, EX-WIFE.
- THANK YOU FOR CLARIFYING.
- IT'S JUST SO EASY.
I KNOW WHAT SHE LIKES.
SHE KNOWS WHAT I LIKE.
I KNOW WHAT SHE WON'T DO.
SHE--WELL, THERE'S REALLY NOTHING I WON'T DO.
- SO YOU AND DIANE?
AMAZING.
- I KNOW. ALMOST A WEEK NOW.
- AND THE BOYFRIEND?
NOT THAT THAT WOULD EVER BE AN IMPEDIMENT TO YOU.
- DONE. GONE.
BYE-BYE, OLLIE.
- ALL RIGHT, I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ACTUALLY GONNA GO HERE,
BUT AT ONE POINT, YOU TALKED
ABOUT AN ISSUE WITH HER...
NETHER.
- OH, THE LOOSE-PUSSY THING?
- AND ALREADY I'M SORRY I WENT THERE.
- YEAH, SHE HAD THAT TAKEN CARE OF AFTER THE DIVORCE.
SHE HAD THAT SURGERY WHERE THEY GET IN THERE
AND TIGHTEN EVERYTHING UP. [slurps]
- DEAR GOD.
- YEAH, COST ME A BUNDLE.
ALTHOUGH LOOKING BACK, MONEY WELL SPENT.
SPLIT A BAGEL?
[chuckles] HEY, ANYWAY.
LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA SAY I'M NUTS,
BUT I'M KIND OF THINKING
I COULD SEE US MAKING IT PERMANENT AGAIN.
- AFTER A WEEK? - WHY NOT?
- THIS WOULDN'T BY ANY CHANCE HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING
TO DO WITH YOUR CURRENT FINANCIAL SITUATION?
- WELL, THE SAVINGS WOULD BE CONSIDERABLE.
- THERE WE GO!
- SERIOUSLY, IF I COULD STOP PAYING
ALIMONY AND CHILD SUPPORT?
JESUS. I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SELL MY VINEYARD.
- YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY WORK THAT IN WHEN YOU PROPOSE.
- LOOK, WE NEVER REALLY STOPPED LOVING EACH OTHER.
AND BEING BACK WITH MY BOYS FULL TIME?
COME ON.
PLUS MY MONEY GUYS THINK I COULD GET AT LEAST $3 MILLION
FOR THE HOUSE.
- SO I READ THROUGH THOSE NOTES FROM THAT TIM GUY,
AND I RAN THEM PAST LEGAL.
- AND?
- YOU HAVE A LEGAL PROBLEM.
- THANK YOU. - SERIOUSLY?
- HE'S GOT A VALID CLAIM.
- LEGALLY?
- LEGALLY, ACCORDING TO LEGAL.
- BLOODY HELL. SO WHAT NOW?
- I SAY LET'S GO PACK.
- OKAY, NOBODY PANIC.
LET ME TALK TO HIM.
IF WE HAVE TO, WE'LL GIVE HIM A LITTLE SOMETHING,
BUT DON'T WORRY. I'LL MAKE THIS GO AWAY.
- GOOD LUCK. LET US KNOW. - GOD, I HOPE SO.
- AND SO THE NIGHTMARE CONTINUES.
- ACCORDING TO LEGAL. - PERFECT.
[clown horn honking] OH, GOOD.
THE IRONY BUS IS HERE.
[slide whistle]
STUPID TOWN.
I FUCKING HATE CLOWNS.
- YOU'RE HER FRIEND. JUST ASK HER.
- I CAN'T. IT'S TOO WEIRD.
- SHE'S GETTING BIGGER EVERY DAY.
- I KNOW. I FIGURE EVENTUALLY SHE'LL EITHER HAVE A BABY
OR SIX CHILEAN MINERS WILL DIG THEIR WAY OUT.
- IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
- WHAT'S UNBELIEVABLE? - OH.
- JESUS, IT'S LIKE SHE LIVES IN A CLOCK.
- I... [awkward giggle] UM...
I WAS JUST TELLING ANDY
I FOUND OUT MY COUSIN KAREN IS PREGNANT.
SHE'S NOT MARRIED.
I DON'T THINK SHE EVEN HAS A BOYFRIEND,
BUT NOBODY CARES BECAUSE WE ALL LOVE HER,
AND WE'RE JUST HAPPY FOR HER.
KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
- MM-HMM.
MY COUSIN FRANNY HAS ALOPECIA.
WITHOUT HER WIG, SHE LOOKS LIKE BEN KINGSLEY.
- SO WE'RE TELLING COUSIN STORIES.
- HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS LIST FROM MERC?
- WHAT LIST?
- POSSIBLE HOSTS FOR HIS DUTCH GAME SHOW.
- OH. HOW IS IT?
- WELL, IT'S CLEAR THAT HE DID IT HIMSELF.
- TOO OLD. TOO OLD.
WAY TOO OLD. DEAD?
- MM-HMM. SINCE, LIKE, COCOON.
I THINK WE NEED A NEW LIST.
OH, AND WHEN YOU GET A SEC,
I'VE GOT THOSE BUDGET NUMBERS IN MY OFFICE.
- I CAN DO THAT NOW.
- GREAT.
SEE YOU GUYS LATER.
- BYE. - BYE-BYE.
- WHAT? - MM.
- NO. - MM-HMM.
- REALLY? - UH-HUH.
- OH. MM.
- HEY.
HEY. - HMM?
- YOU GOT TO GO.
- NO, I DON'T.
- YEAH, YOU DO.
I WANT YOU OUT OF HERE BEFORE THE BOYS GET UP.
- WHY?
- I DON'T WANT TO CONFUSE 'EM.
- OR...
WE COULD MAKE IT LESS CONFUSING.
- I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS.
- WHAT IF WE DID THIS IN, LIKE, A MORE PERMANENT WAY.
- ARE YOU STILL DRUNK?
- [chuckles]
BEFORE YOU SAY NO,
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF GETTING MARRIED AGAIN?
- GO HOME.
- IS THAT SO CRAZY?
- YEAH, THAT'S CRAZY.
- WHY?
THIS FEELS RIGHT.
YOU KNOW IT DOES.
WHERE ARE YOU GONNA FIND THIS AGAIN, HUH?
WITH STUPID OLLIE?
AT LEAST WITH ME YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING.
- I'LL SAY.
- SO THEN WHAT? SOMEONE NEW?
YOU WANT TO START FROM SCRATCH?
UGH, SO MUCH WORK.
YOU HAVE TO BE NICE ALL THE TIME.
- ONLY AT THE BEGINNING.
[flatulence]
- DID YOU JUST FART?
- NO.
- LIAR. - SHUT UP.
- SEE, WHO ELSE CAN YOU FART IN FRONT OF?
- YEAH, MARRY THAT PERSON.
- OH, COME ON.
THINK ABOUT THE BOYS. HUH?
HOW GREAT WOULD IT BE FOR THEM IF WE GOT BACK TOGETHER?
- AND IT'D BE DIFFERENT NOW WHY?
- 'CAUSE NOW I'D KNOW WHAT I'D BE LOSING.
- YOU'RE INSANE.
- MAYBE.
JUST THINK ABOUT IT.
- GO HOME.
- YOU GOT TO ADMIT,
THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN MY LAST PROPOSAL.
- IN THAT YOU WEREN'T COMING? - EXACTLY.
- SO YOU ACTUALLY BROACHED IT WITH HER?
- I BELIEVE I DID,
IF "BROACHED" MEANS WHAT I THINK IT DOES.
- AND?
- SHE DIDN'T SAY NO.
- WELL, YOU DIDN'T THINK SHE WOULD JUST SAY YES.
SHE WAS ENGAGED TO SOMEONE ELSE, LIKE, TWO MINUTES AGO.
- I'D SAY YES TO ME.
- OF COURSE, BUT YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH YOU.
- WELL, I WOULDN'T KICK ME OUT OF BED.
- AND YOU'RE REALLY READY TO DO THIS?
- WHY NOT? - UM, IT'S A COMMITMENT?
- I KNOW. I'VE MADE COMMITMENTS BEFORE.
- EXACTLY. - THIS IS DIFFERENT.
- IS IT? - YEAH.
- YOU'RE PREPARED TO BE FAITHFUL THIS TIME?
- TOTALLY.
- FAITHFUL.
- YES!
- NO OTHER WOMEN EVER AGAIN
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?
- OKAY, LET'S NOT GET CRAZY.
[knock on door]
IT'S OPEN.
- THIS JUST CAME FOR YOU.
IT SAYS "PERISHABLE."
- GREAT. THANKS. LEAVE IT HERE.
DIANE'S FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD
IS THESE STEAMED CRABS FROM BALTIMORE,
SO I HAD A TON OF 'EM FLOWN IN TO SURPRISE HER.
- I SEE THE BELT-TIGHTENING IS GOING WELL.
[keys clacking]
- I HAVE TO TELL YOU,
I COULDN'T EVEN GET A MEETING
WITH A JUNIOR AGENT FROM YOUR AGENCY,
AND NOW HERE I AM BEING TAKEN TO LUNCH
BY THE FAMOUS EILEEN JAFFEE.
IT'S LIKE A DREAM.
- I KNOW.
[keys clacking]
- SO I MAY BE WAY OFF BASE,
AND TELL ME IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS--
- HMM?
- THE OTHER DAY ON OUR HIKE...
- YEAH?
- I, UM--
I THOUGHT I SENSED...
- MM?
- A CERTAIN--
I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE I'M CRAZY--
BETWEEN YOU AND HELEN.
- MM-HMM.
- REALLY? - YEP.
- HUH. - UH-HUH.
- BUT YOU'RE NOT--
- MM?
- SINCE WHEN?
- WHAT'S TODAY?
- OH.
OH, MY GOD.
PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISN'T JUST BECAUSE YOU WORK FOR HER.
- NO! NO, NO.
THIS IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT.
- I WOULD SAY SO.
- SHE IS AMAZING.
IT'S EVERYTHING I ALWAYS WANTED IN A RELATIONSHIP.
- EVERYTHING?
- WELL, SURE, NO DICK.
BUT, HELLO, THOSE DICKS--
THEY COME WITH DICKS. - [laughs]
WELL, YOURS ALL CERTAINLY DID.
- BUT WITH HER, WE HANG OUT.
WE HAVE FUN. WE--WE DO STUFF.
I'VE BEEN TO HER HOUSE.
- NO.
- SHE THINKS I'M FUNNY.
- REALLY? - LESS SURPRISED.
- REALLY?
AND, UH, THE...
[stammers] PART?
- LET'S JUST SAY...
THE LADY KNOWS HER WAY AROUND THE VAGINA.
- YOU'D THINK I'D STOP EATING.
AND, UM... [clears throat]
FROM A RECIPROCAL STANDPOINT?
- OH, WELL, OBVIOUSLY I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE THAT CLOSE BEFORE.
- OBVIOUSLY.
- I THOUGHT IT'D BE A LITTLE WEIRD,
BUT ONCE YOU GET DOWN THERE, IT'S, LIKE, "OH, I KNOW YOU."
- SURE.
- THE BEST PART IS WHEN WE'RE...
SHE'S REALLY THERE, YOU KNOW?
WITH THOSE GUYS, A LOT OF THE TIME
I FELT LIKE A SOCK WITH SOMEONE ELSE'S FOOT IN IT.
- OKAY, I'M DONE.
- BUT WITH HELEN IT'S LIKE WE'RE TOGETHER.
IT JUST FEELS RIGHT.
IT'S EASY.
IT'S NICE.
- MY GOD.
- I KNOW.
IT'S WEIRD, BUT...
I THINK I MIGHT BE HAPPY.
- IT CERTAINLY SEEMS LIKE IT.
- [giggles]
- SO MAYBE IT WAS JUST ABOUT FINDING THE RIGHT BOSS.
- MAYBE.
- HMM. - MM! [giggles]
- CAROL AND HELEN? - MM-HMM.
- I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING.
- I DON'T THINK CAROL DID EITHER.
- SO HELEN'S A--
- APPARENTLY SO.
- BUT CAROL'S NOT OFFICIALLY--
- I DON'T THINK SHE'S EARNED ALL HER BADGES.
[phone rings]
- WENDY?
WENDY?
WENDY!
- MAYBE SHE HASN'T LEARNED THAT'S HER NAME YET.
- HELLO? - HI.
- HI, GUYS. - OH, HELLO.
- SO I JUST HAD A LOVELY LUNCH WITH TIM.
- AND? - I'M GLAD I DID,
BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT HE DOESN'T WANT MONEY.
- REALLY? - THAT'S A SURPRISE.
- HE JUST WANTS TO BE INVOLVED.
- MEANING?
- HE WANTS TO RUN THE SHOW WITH YOU.
- WHAT? - THAT'S INSANE.
- BY THE WAY, IF HE'S RUNNING THE SHOW, WOULDN'T HE GET MONEY?
- YES, BUT HE DOESN'T JUST WANT MONEY.
I SHOULD HAVE SAID IT THAT WAY.
- WELL, I HOPE YOU SAID NO.
- I SAID I'D TALK TO YOU.
- I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA MAKE THIS GO AWAY.
- SO DID I. - CHRIST.
- LOOK, HE'S GOT US OVER A BARREL.
- NO, I HEAR YOU.
WELL, IF THE ALTERNATIVE'S A HIDEOUS LAWSUIT,
MAYBE WE JUST SUCK IT UP.
- I THOUGHT THE WHOLE IDEA OF THIS SHOW
IS THAT THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY MORE SUCKING,
THAT WE WERE DONE WITH SUCKING?
- MM.
THERE MAY BE A LITTLE MORE SUCK.
[keys clacking]
- HEY, MIRTALA.
IS DIANE AROUND?
- I THINK SHE'S UPSTAIRS.
- GREAT.
ACTUALLY...
[funny voice] HELLO!
HELLO?
[normal voice] HELLO?
[shower running]
[ominous music]
â™ª â™ª
[high-pitched voice] HELLO.
- AAH! - [laughs]
WHAT THE FUCK?
- OH, MY GOD! GET OUT OF HERE!
- WHO'S THIS? - I'M OLLIE.
- YOU'RE OLLIE? - I'M OLLIE!
- WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING HERE?
- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- I'VE GOT CRABS. - YOU'VE GOT CRABS?
- NO, CRABS.
CRABS.
- YOU CAN'T JUST SHOW UP HERE.
- YEAH, THAT'S NOT GONNA BE A PROBLEM.
- WHAT'S THAT? - CRABS.
I GOT YOU YOUR FUCKING CRABS.
- FROM BALTIMORE?
- YEAH, FROM BALTIMORE, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU DON'T DESERVE CRABS. - I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
HE--HE CAME OVER TO GET HIS STUFF, WE STARTED TALKING.
- WELL, SOMEONE SHOULD TELL HIM
NOT TO TALK WITH HIS MOUTH FULL.
- WOW.
- YOU SAID YOU WERE DONE WITH HIM.
- I WAS DONE WITH HIM.
I WAS DONE WITH YOU TOO. THINGS HAPPEN.
YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW THAT.
- DON'T MAKE THIS ABOUT ME.
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, BUT FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH,
I AM DONE WITH HIM.
- WELL, FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, I'M DONE TOO.
- I'M SORRY. IT WAS STUPID.
IT MEANT NOTHING.
- NOT TO US.
- IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION, THESE ARE DELICIOUS.
- NOPE. NO CONSOLATION.
- WELL, IN THAT CASE, I AM REALLY NOT A FAN.
- I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT. - IT'S SO SHOCKING.
- I KEEP PICTURING THE FOUR OF YOU IN THAT SHOWER.
- YOU'RE COUNTING THE CRAB? - I WAS.
- HOW COULD SHE DO THIS TO ME?
- I KNOW.
- LOOK, I KNOW HOW YOU'RE FEELING RIGHT NOW.
- NO, YOU DON'T.
- WELL, I CAN IMAGINE.
- NO, YOU CAN'T.
- NEVERTHELESS,
ARE YOU SURE IT'S DEFINITELY OVER?
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
- SHE SAID IT WAS A MISTAKE AND JUST A ONE-TIME THING.
- AND I'M SUPPOSED TO BE OKAY WITH THAT?
- NO, BUT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE MANAGED
TO GET PAST THINGS LIKE THIS.
- I DON'T FUCKING KNOW HOW.
- IS IT WORTH POINTING OUT THE IRONY OF THE NUMBER OF TIMES
YOU'VE DONE SOMETHING LIKE THIS TO HER?
- NO. IT IS NOT WORTH POINTING OUT THE IRONY.
IN FACT, I WILL GO SO FAR AS TO SAY IT IS NEVER
WORTH POINTING OUT THE IRONY... IN LIFE...TO ANYONE...EVER.
- NOTED.
- GOD DAMN IT.
IT COULD HAVE BEEN SO GOOD--
THE TWO OF US BACK TOGETHER,
SEEING MY BOYS EVERY DAY.
AND NOW...
I'M GONNA HAVE TO SELL MY VINEYARD!
[continues hammering crab]