1 00:00:08,333 --> 00:00:11,959 [keys clacking] 2 00:00:11,959 --> 00:00:14,291 - WHEN I READ THAT THING, I WAS LIKE, 3 00:00:14,291 --> 00:00:16,250 "OH, MY GOD. THEY'RE MAKING OUR SHOW." 4 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:18,333 - NO, ACTUALLY, THE SHOW BEV AND I ARE DOING 5 00:00:18,333 --> 00:00:21,041 IS VASTLY DIFFERENT FROM THAT THING YOU AND I KICKED AROUND. 6 00:00:21,041 --> 00:00:22,959 - WELL, THAT'S NOT TRUE. 7 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:27,625 - FUCKING HELL. 8 00:00:27,625 --> 00:00:29,500 - I MISS THIS. 9 00:00:29,500 --> 00:00:31,500 - YEAH, THIS IS NICE. 10 00:00:31,500 --> 00:00:33,166 - I MEANT DRINKING. 11 00:00:34,166 --> 00:00:37,208 - OH, FUCK. 12 00:00:38,959 --> 00:00:42,125 - SO YOUR TYPE IS... 13 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:43,709 - I'D SAY SMART... 14 00:00:43,709 --> 00:00:45,041 - [chuckles] 15 00:00:45,041 --> 00:00:47,500 - BEAUTIFUL... 16 00:00:47,500 --> 00:00:49,875 SLIGHTLY DAMAGED. 17 00:00:49,875 --> 00:00:51,417 YOU KNOW ANYONE LIKE THAT? 18 00:00:51,417 --> 00:00:53,417 - OH... 19 00:00:53,417 --> 00:00:56,166 MY. 20 00:00:58,417 --> 00:01:01,208 [keys clacking] 21 00:01:08,875 --> 00:01:12,166 [wind blows] 22 00:01:12,166 --> 00:01:15,000 [quirky music] 23 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:23,083 ♪ ♪ 24 00:01:38,375 --> 00:01:40,291 [gunshot] 25 00:01:47,458 --> 00:01:50,458 [keys clacking] 26 00:01:50,458 --> 00:01:53,667 - OH, WE ARE SO SCREWED. 27 00:01:53,667 --> 00:01:55,458 - I DISAGREE. 28 00:01:55,458 --> 00:01:57,041 - DARLING, WE ARE SO SCREWED 29 00:01:57,041 --> 00:01:58,959 THAT LARGE MEN WITH TOOLS COULD NOT UNSCREW US. 30 00:01:58,959 --> 00:02:00,583 - OUR SCRIPT IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT 31 00:02:00,583 --> 00:02:01,750 FROM WHAT'S IN THOSE NOTES. 32 00:02:01,750 --> 00:02:03,333 - "TOTALLY"? 33 00:02:03,333 --> 00:02:04,834 - ALL RIGHT, IT'S GOT TWO FAMILIES 34 00:02:04,834 --> 00:02:06,333 PLAYED BY THE SAME GROUP OF ACTORS. 35 00:02:06,333 --> 00:02:07,834 - YOU MEAN THE PREMISE. 36 00:02:07,834 --> 00:02:11,625 - FINE, THE PREMISE, BUT IT WAS MY IDEA. 37 00:02:11,625 --> 00:02:13,542 HE OFFERED NOTHING. 38 00:02:13,542 --> 00:02:16,166 ALL TIM DID WAS TYPE IT. 39 00:02:16,166 --> 00:02:18,333 - WELL, CLEARLY THAT'S WHERE THE MONEY IS. 40 00:02:18,333 --> 00:02:20,458 AND BY THE WAY, DON'T YOU THINK IT'S A LITTLE ODD 41 00:02:20,458 --> 00:02:22,458 THAT THIS IS THE FIRST YOU'RE TELLING ME ANY OF THIS? 42 00:02:22,458 --> 00:02:24,959 - BECAUSE THERE WAS NO "THIS" TO TELL. 43 00:02:24,959 --> 00:02:27,125 IT WAS JUST AN IDEA. 44 00:02:27,125 --> 00:02:28,625 - WELL, THERE'S A "THIS" NOW. 45 00:02:28,625 --> 00:02:31,083 - IT JUST PISSES ME OFF THAT HE HAS THE NERVE 46 00:02:31,083 --> 00:02:33,959 TO SUDDENLY CLAIM WE CAME UP WITH IT TOGETHER. 47 00:02:33,959 --> 00:02:35,166 - DOESN'T MATTER WHO CAME UP WITH IT. 48 00:02:35,166 --> 00:02:36,625 YOU WERE HIS PARTNER. 49 00:02:36,625 --> 00:02:38,792 - ARE YOU REALLY TAKING HIS SIDE? 50 00:02:38,792 --> 00:02:40,917 - OH, BELIEVE ME, THE IRONY OF THIS-- 51 00:02:40,917 --> 00:02:43,792 I AM CHOKING ON IT, BUT I'M SORRY. 52 00:02:43,792 --> 00:02:45,834 HE IS WITHIN HIS RIGHTS. 53 00:02:45,834 --> 00:02:47,166 - WAIT. 54 00:02:47,166 --> 00:02:49,417 YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT IF-- 55 00:02:49,417 --> 00:02:52,959 IF ALBERT EINSTEIN CAME UP WITH THE THEORY OF RELATIVITY-- 56 00:02:52,959 --> 00:02:55,125 - REALLY? THAT'S WHO YOU'RE COMPARING YOURSELF TO? 57 00:02:55,125 --> 00:02:57,667 - TO MAKE A POINT. - FINE. 58 00:02:57,667 --> 00:03:00,125 IF EINSTEIN CAME UP WITH THE THEORY OF RELATIVITY-- 59 00:03:00,125 --> 00:03:03,375 - AND HIS USELESS PARTNER, SHMEINSTEIN, 60 00:03:03,375 --> 00:03:06,667 DID NOTHING BUT WRITE IT ON THE BOARD, 61 00:03:06,667 --> 00:03:09,458 HE SHOULD SHARE EQUAL CREDIT? 62 00:03:09,458 --> 00:03:12,375 - IF HE'S HIS PARTNER, YES. 63 00:03:12,375 --> 00:03:14,333 AND THEN IT WOULD RIGHTFULLY BE CALLED 64 00:03:14,333 --> 00:03:18,291 EINSTEIN AND SHMEINSTEIN'S THEORY OF RELATIVITY 65 00:03:18,291 --> 00:03:21,667 TO THE ABSOLUTE DELIGHT OF SCHOOLCHILDREN EVERYWHERE. 66 00:03:21,667 --> 00:03:23,000 - [scoffs] 67 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,667 [keys clacking] 68 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:38,750 - MORNING. 69 00:03:38,750 --> 00:03:40,875 - OH, FUCK. 70 00:03:40,875 --> 00:03:44,542 - YEP. 71 00:03:44,542 --> 00:03:47,875 - HOW MUCH TEQUILA DID WE HAVE? 72 00:03:47,875 --> 00:03:51,542 - I'D SAY JUST ENOUGH. 73 00:03:51,542 --> 00:03:55,166 - THERE GOES FOUR YEARS OF THERAPY OUT THE WINDOW. 74 00:03:55,166 --> 00:03:56,709 - NAH. 75 00:03:56,709 --> 00:03:59,375 COME ON, WE HAD FUN. 76 00:03:59,375 --> 00:04:01,417 I HAD FUN. 77 00:04:01,417 --> 00:04:03,917 WHAT'S BAD? 78 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:14,083 SO WANT TO DO SOMETHING TODAY? 79 00:04:14,083 --> 00:04:15,583 - TOGETHER? 80 00:04:15,583 --> 00:04:17,000 - WHY NOT? 81 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,917 YOUR MOM'S GOT THE KIDS. 82 00:04:18,917 --> 00:04:21,166 I GOT NOTHING. YOU GOT NOTHING. 83 00:04:21,166 --> 00:04:23,250 - I'M SUPPOSED TO HAVE LUNCH WITH MY SISTER. 84 00:04:23,250 --> 00:04:27,709 - OKAY, SO YOU GOT WORSE THAN NOTHING. 85 00:04:27,709 --> 00:04:29,291 COME OUT TO THE BEACH. 86 00:04:29,291 --> 00:04:30,709 YOU HAVEN'T BEEN TO THE HOUSE IN A WHILE. 87 00:04:30,709 --> 00:04:33,917 - OH, I FUCKING LOVE THAT HOUSE. 88 00:04:33,917 --> 00:04:35,875 - SHOULDN'T HAVE DIVORCED ME. 89 00:04:35,875 --> 00:04:38,917 - IT'S NOT THAT GREAT A HOUSE. 90 00:04:38,917 --> 00:04:42,917 both: OOH. 91 00:04:42,917 --> 00:04:44,917 - SO YEAH? MALIBU? 92 00:04:44,917 --> 00:04:46,959 - [sighs] 93 00:04:46,959 --> 00:04:50,375 SURE, WHY NOT? 94 00:04:50,375 --> 00:04:51,709 WHAT? 95 00:04:51,709 --> 00:04:55,917 - YOU'RE NICE WHEN YOU'RE NICE. 96 00:04:59,917 --> 00:05:02,417 [dog barking distantly] 97 00:05:40,875 --> 00:05:42,417 - HEY. [awkward laugh] 98 00:05:42,417 --> 00:05:44,417 - GOOD MORNING. COFFEE? 99 00:05:44,417 --> 00:05:45,750 - NO, I'M FINE. THANK YOU. 100 00:05:45,750 --> 00:05:48,458 - I'M HAVING SOME. - OKAY. 101 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,709 WHAT A PRETTY KITCHEN. 102 00:05:52,709 --> 00:05:55,333 [laughs] 103 00:05:55,333 --> 00:05:57,583 HELLO. 104 00:05:57,583 --> 00:05:59,875 [both chuckling] 105 00:06:04,583 --> 00:06:06,959 WOW, TWO ISLANDS. - YEAH. 106 00:06:06,959 --> 00:06:09,834 I LIKE TO THINK THAT ORIGINALLY THEY WERE ONE BIG ISLAND, 107 00:06:09,834 --> 00:06:12,000 BUT THEN OVER TIME THEY DRIFTED APART. 108 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:15,083 - AGH! [laughs, mutters] 109 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:17,875 - MILK AND SUGAR? - NO, I'M FINE. 110 00:06:17,875 --> 00:06:20,333 - DON'T YOU TAKE IT WITH-- - I DO, YES. 111 00:06:20,333 --> 00:06:23,792 - OKAY, BREATHE. 112 00:06:23,792 --> 00:06:26,500 AGAIN. 113 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,208 YOU FEEL BETTER? 114 00:06:30,208 --> 00:06:31,875 - A LITTLE BIT. 115 00:06:31,875 --> 00:06:35,375 - LAST NIGHT WAS NICE. 116 00:06:35,375 --> 00:06:37,375 - OH, LAST NICE WAS AMAZING. 117 00:06:37,375 --> 00:06:38,417 - I KNOW. 118 00:06:38,417 --> 00:06:40,250 AND I GOT TO SAY, 119 00:06:40,250 --> 00:06:42,041 FOR SOMEONE WHO HAS NEVER DONE IT BEFORE-- 120 00:06:42,041 --> 00:06:44,291 - IT WAS A LITTLE WEIRD AT FIRST. 121 00:06:44,291 --> 00:06:47,417 I MEAN, THERE'S NOTHING TO HOLD ON TO. 122 00:06:47,417 --> 00:06:49,208 - OH, NO, IT'S AN ADJUSTMENT, NO QUESTION, 123 00:06:49,208 --> 00:06:52,375 BUT, I MEAN, YOU PICKED IT RIGHT UP. 124 00:06:52,375 --> 00:06:54,542 - OH, WELL. 125 00:06:54,542 --> 00:06:56,208 I'M A PEOPLE PLEASER. 126 00:06:56,208 --> 00:07:01,333 - I WILL SAY. - [laughs] 127 00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:05,000 - OH. [giggles] 128 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:08,083 OH! I'M TRYING NOT TO GIGGLE. 129 00:07:08,083 --> 00:07:09,917 - OKAY, YOU CAN GIGGLE. 130 00:07:09,917 --> 00:07:12,041 - NO, I'M OKAY. 131 00:07:12,041 --> 00:07:13,250 DO IT AGAIN. 132 00:07:13,250 --> 00:07:15,542 WATCH. 133 00:07:15,542 --> 00:07:17,000 [cell phone chimes] SHIT. 134 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,250 - DO YOU GOT TO GET THAT? 135 00:07:19,250 --> 00:07:21,375 - NO, IT'S JUST A REMINDER. - ABOUT? 136 00:07:21,375 --> 00:07:23,417 - JUST A THING-- A HIKE WITH BEVERLY. 137 00:07:23,417 --> 00:07:25,041 - OH, OF "SEAN AND BEVERLY"? 138 00:07:25,041 --> 00:07:26,333 - YEAH. I'LL CANCEL. 139 00:07:26,333 --> 00:07:28,458 - OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. GO. HIKE. 140 00:07:28,458 --> 00:07:31,625 - I DON'T WANT TO HIKE. I WANT TO STAY WITH YOU... 141 00:07:31,625 --> 00:07:33,458 UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO GO. 142 00:07:33,458 --> 00:07:35,959 - OH, NO, NO, NO. I-I WANT YOU TO STAY, 143 00:07:35,959 --> 00:07:37,583 YOU KNOW, UNLESS YOU WANT TO GO. 144 00:07:37,583 --> 00:07:39,125 - NO. 145 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:41,083 UNLESS YOU WANT TO COME? 146 00:07:41,083 --> 00:07:42,834 - I WOULD LOVE TO COME. 147 00:07:42,834 --> 00:07:44,208 UNLESS YOU THINK BEVERLY WOULDN'T WANT-- 148 00:07:44,208 --> 00:07:46,291 - NO, NO, SHE REALLY LIKES YOU, 149 00:07:46,291 --> 00:07:47,959 AND SHE DOESN'T LIKE ANYBODY. 150 00:07:47,959 --> 00:07:50,125 SHE BARELY LIKES ME. 151 00:07:50,125 --> 00:07:51,000 - OKAY, GREAT. 152 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,417 - YAY. [laughs] 153 00:07:53,417 --> 00:07:55,500 I JUST NEED TO RUN HOME AND CHANGE. 154 00:07:55,500 --> 00:07:57,709 - OH, I GOT STUFF YOU CAN WEAR. 155 00:07:57,709 --> 00:07:59,125 - REALLY? YOU SURE? 156 00:07:59,125 --> 00:08:00,917 - OF COURSE. YOU CAN BORROW ANYTHING. 157 00:08:00,917 --> 00:08:02,500 - OKAY. 158 00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:04,959 I LIKE THIS LESBIAN THING. 159 00:08:04,959 --> 00:08:07,458 [both giggling] 160 00:08:16,083 --> 00:08:17,208 HEY! 161 00:08:17,208 --> 00:08:19,250 LOOK WHO I FOUND. 162 00:08:19,250 --> 00:08:21,208 - OH, MY GOD. HELEN, HELLO. 163 00:08:21,208 --> 00:08:22,834 THIS IS A NICE SURPRISE. 164 00:08:22,834 --> 00:08:24,125 - I HOPE IT'S OKAY. I DON'T WANT TO-- 165 00:08:24,125 --> 00:08:25,500 - OF COURSE IT'S OKAY. 166 00:08:25,500 --> 00:08:27,333 NOW SHE CAN'T COMPLAIN ABOUT WORK. 167 00:08:27,333 --> 00:08:29,959 [both chuckle] 168 00:08:29,959 --> 00:08:31,417 OOH, THIS IS NEW. I LIKE IT. 169 00:08:31,417 --> 00:08:33,250 - YEAH, ME TOO. 170 00:08:33,250 --> 00:08:36,291 [Carol and Helen giggle] 171 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,208 - SO THIS IS A GOOD SIGN, 172 00:08:44,208 --> 00:08:46,750 THE TWO OF YOU TOGETHER ON YOUR FIRST DAY OFF. 173 00:08:46,750 --> 00:08:49,083 I GATHER WEEK ONE WENT WELL. 174 00:08:49,083 --> 00:08:50,750 - WOULD YOU SAY IT WENT WELL? 175 00:08:50,750 --> 00:08:55,500 - OH, I'D SAY IT WENT VERY WELL. 176 00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:57,583 [Southern accent] OH, I DO DECLARE. 177 00:08:57,583 --> 00:09:00,083 IT IS GETTING MIGHTY TOASTY UP HERE. 178 00:09:00,083 --> 00:09:02,458 - WHAT? - SHE HATES MY VOICES. 179 00:09:02,458 --> 00:09:03,959 - WHAT'S NOT TO HATE? 180 00:09:03,959 --> 00:09:05,417 - AW, I THINK THEY'RE FUN. 181 00:09:05,417 --> 00:09:07,000 - YOU DO? - YOU DON'T. 182 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,333 - I DO. 183 00:09:08,333 --> 00:09:11,166 - WHY, MISS BASCH, YOU FLATTER ME. 184 00:09:11,166 --> 00:09:12,917 - EXCUSE ME WHILE I HURL MYSELF OFF THIS CLIFF. 185 00:09:12,917 --> 00:09:14,917 - OH! 186 00:09:14,917 --> 00:09:16,166 - GREAT. 187 00:09:16,166 --> 00:09:17,542 - WHAT? - I'M OUT. 188 00:09:17,542 --> 00:09:18,792 - OH, TAKE MINE. 189 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:19,917 - NO. 190 00:09:19,917 --> 00:09:21,834 - THAT'S CRAZY. - ARE YOU SURE? 191 00:09:21,834 --> 00:09:23,375 - TOTALLY. 192 00:09:23,375 --> 00:09:25,250 FINISH IT. - NO! 193 00:09:25,250 --> 00:09:26,959 - IT'S FINE. - REALLY? 194 00:09:26,959 --> 00:09:28,166 - REALLY. 195 00:09:28,166 --> 00:09:29,375 - YOU'RE BOTH WELCOME TO MINE. 196 00:09:29,375 --> 00:09:33,041 - WE'RE GOOD. - NO, THAT'S OKAY. 197 00:09:33,041 --> 00:09:35,834 - THANK YOU. 198 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:44,583 - MORNING. 199 00:09:44,583 --> 00:09:46,583 - AH, SOMEBODY'S IN A GOOD MOOD. 200 00:09:46,583 --> 00:09:48,417 - I WAS JUST THINKING, 201 00:09:48,417 --> 00:09:50,333 "HOW GREAT IS IT TO FUCK YOUR WIFE?" 202 00:09:50,333 --> 00:09:52,041 - I'M SORRY, WHAT? 203 00:09:52,041 --> 00:09:53,667 - WHAT? 204 00:09:53,667 --> 00:09:55,291 OH, NO, NO, NO. 205 00:09:55,291 --> 00:09:56,583 NOT YOUR WIFE. 206 00:09:56,583 --> 00:09:58,208 ONE'S WIFE. 207 00:09:58,208 --> 00:10:00,250 I SEE WHY YOU'D-- BUT NO, NO, NO, NO. 208 00:10:00,250 --> 00:10:02,750 NO, NO, I JUST FUCKED MY WIFE. 209 00:10:02,750 --> 00:10:04,834 WELL, EX-WIFE. 210 00:10:04,834 --> 00:10:06,083 - THANK YOU FOR CLARIFYING. 211 00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:08,250 - IT'S JUST SO EASY. 212 00:10:08,250 --> 00:10:09,834 I KNOW WHAT SHE LIKES. 213 00:10:09,834 --> 00:10:11,375 SHE KNOWS WHAT I LIKE. 214 00:10:11,375 --> 00:10:12,834 I KNOW WHAT SHE WON'T DO. 215 00:10:12,834 --> 00:10:16,417 SHE--WELL, THERE'S REALLY NOTHING I WON'T DO. 216 00:10:16,417 --> 00:10:19,000 - SO YOU AND DIANE? 217 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,041 AMAZING. 218 00:10:20,041 --> 00:10:21,250 - I KNOW. ALMOST A WEEK NOW. 219 00:10:21,250 --> 00:10:22,792 - AND THE BOYFRIEND? 220 00:10:22,792 --> 00:10:25,333 NOT THAT THAT WOULD EVER BE AN IMPEDIMENT TO YOU. 221 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:26,792 - DONE. GONE. 222 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:28,875 BYE-BYE, OLLIE. 223 00:10:28,875 --> 00:10:31,291 - ALL RIGHT, I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ACTUALLY GONNA GO HERE, 224 00:10:31,291 --> 00:10:33,750 BUT AT ONE POINT, YOU TALKED 225 00:10:33,750 --> 00:10:36,834 ABOUT AN ISSUE WITH HER... 226 00:10:39,458 --> 00:10:40,625 NETHER. 227 00:10:40,625 --> 00:10:42,291 - OH, THE LOOSE-PUSSY THING? 228 00:10:42,291 --> 00:10:44,000 - AND ALREADY I'M SORRY I WENT THERE. 229 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,333 - YEAH, SHE HAD THAT TAKEN CARE OF AFTER THE DIVORCE. 230 00:10:46,333 --> 00:10:47,917 SHE HAD THAT SURGERY WHERE THEY GET IN THERE 231 00:10:47,917 --> 00:10:49,792 AND TIGHTEN EVERYTHING UP. [slurps] 232 00:10:49,792 --> 00:10:51,083 - DEAR GOD. 233 00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:52,500 - YEAH, COST ME A BUNDLE. 234 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:54,500 ALTHOUGH LOOKING BACK, MONEY WELL SPENT. 235 00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:57,792 SPLIT A BAGEL? 236 00:10:57,792 --> 00:10:59,500 [chuckles] HEY, ANYWAY. 237 00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:00,959 LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA SAY I'M NUTS, 238 00:11:00,959 --> 00:11:03,583 BUT I'M KIND OF THINKING 239 00:11:03,583 --> 00:11:06,291 I COULD SEE US MAKING IT PERMANENT AGAIN. 240 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:08,333 - AFTER A WEEK? - WHY NOT? 241 00:11:08,333 --> 00:11:10,458 - THIS WOULDN'T BY ANY CHANCE HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING 242 00:11:10,458 --> 00:11:13,500 TO DO WITH YOUR CURRENT FINANCIAL SITUATION? 243 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:17,375 - WELL, THE SAVINGS WOULD BE CONSIDERABLE. 244 00:11:17,375 --> 00:11:18,583 - THERE WE GO! 245 00:11:18,583 --> 00:11:20,375 - SERIOUSLY, IF I COULD STOP PAYING 246 00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:22,375 ALIMONY AND CHILD SUPPORT? 247 00:11:22,375 --> 00:11:24,792 JESUS. I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SELL MY VINEYARD. 248 00:11:24,792 --> 00:11:27,667 - YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY WORK THAT IN WHEN YOU PROPOSE. 249 00:11:27,667 --> 00:11:29,750 - LOOK, WE NEVER REALLY STOPPED LOVING EACH OTHER. 250 00:11:29,750 --> 00:11:32,041 AND BEING BACK WITH MY BOYS FULL TIME? 251 00:11:32,041 --> 00:11:34,166 COME ON. 252 00:11:34,166 --> 00:11:36,291 PLUS MY MONEY GUYS THINK I COULD GET AT LEAST $3 MILLION 253 00:11:36,291 --> 00:11:37,959 FOR THE HOUSE. 254 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,166 - SO I READ THROUGH THOSE NOTES FROM THAT TIM GUY, 255 00:11:44,166 --> 00:11:46,000 AND I RAN THEM PAST LEGAL. 256 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,083 - AND? 257 00:11:47,083 --> 00:11:50,083 - YOU HAVE A LEGAL PROBLEM. 258 00:11:50,083 --> 00:11:52,333 - THANK YOU. - SERIOUSLY? 259 00:11:52,333 --> 00:11:54,208 - HE'S GOT A VALID CLAIM. 260 00:11:54,208 --> 00:11:55,291 - LEGALLY? 261 00:11:55,291 --> 00:11:57,750 - LEGALLY, ACCORDING TO LEGAL. 262 00:11:57,750 --> 00:12:00,458 - BLOODY HELL. SO WHAT NOW? 263 00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:02,333 - I SAY LET'S GO PACK. 264 00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:04,166 - OKAY, NOBODY PANIC. 265 00:12:04,166 --> 00:12:05,917 LET ME TALK TO HIM. 266 00:12:05,917 --> 00:12:08,750 IF WE HAVE TO, WE'LL GIVE HIM A LITTLE SOMETHING, 267 00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:11,959 BUT DON'T WORRY. I'LL MAKE THIS GO AWAY. 268 00:12:11,959 --> 00:12:14,250 - GOOD LUCK. LET US KNOW. - GOD, I HOPE SO. 269 00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:16,542 - AND SO THE NIGHTMARE CONTINUES. 270 00:12:16,542 --> 00:12:20,125 - ACCORDING TO LEGAL. - PERFECT. 271 00:12:20,125 --> 00:12:22,500 [clown horn honking] OH, GOOD. 272 00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:25,333 THE IRONY BUS IS HERE. 273 00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:34,750 [slide whistle] 274 00:12:38,083 --> 00:12:41,417 STUPID TOWN. 275 00:12:41,417 --> 00:12:44,083 I FUCKING HATE CLOWNS. 276 00:12:48,792 --> 00:12:51,458 - YOU'RE HER FRIEND. JUST ASK HER. 277 00:12:51,458 --> 00:12:53,625 - I CAN'T. IT'S TOO WEIRD. 278 00:12:53,625 --> 00:12:55,417 - SHE'S GETTING BIGGER EVERY DAY. 279 00:12:55,417 --> 00:12:57,625 - I KNOW. I FIGURE EVENTUALLY SHE'LL EITHER HAVE A BABY 280 00:12:57,625 --> 00:13:00,083 OR SIX CHILEAN MINERS WILL DIG THEIR WAY OUT. 281 00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,583 - IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 282 00:13:01,583 --> 00:13:03,417 - WHAT'S UNBELIEVABLE? - OH. 283 00:13:03,417 --> 00:13:05,250 - JESUS, IT'S LIKE SHE LIVES IN A CLOCK. 284 00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:08,208 - I... [awkward giggle] UM... 285 00:13:08,208 --> 00:13:10,417 I WAS JUST TELLING ANDY 286 00:13:10,417 --> 00:13:14,250 I FOUND OUT MY COUSIN KAREN IS PREGNANT. 287 00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:16,125 SHE'S NOT MARRIED. 288 00:13:16,125 --> 00:13:18,000 I DON'T THINK SHE EVEN HAS A BOYFRIEND, 289 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:22,083 BUT NOBODY CARES BECAUSE WE ALL LOVE HER, 290 00:13:22,083 --> 00:13:25,417 AND WE'RE JUST HAPPY FOR HER. 291 00:13:25,417 --> 00:13:26,875 KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 292 00:13:26,875 --> 00:13:28,291 - MM-HMM. 293 00:13:28,291 --> 00:13:30,250 MY COUSIN FRANNY HAS ALOPECIA. 294 00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:33,208 WITHOUT HER WIG, SHE LOOKS LIKE BEN KINGSLEY. 295 00:13:33,208 --> 00:13:36,125 - SO WE'RE TELLING COUSIN STORIES. 296 00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:38,000 - HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS LIST FROM MERC? 297 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,125 - WHAT LIST? 298 00:13:39,125 --> 00:13:41,417 - POSSIBLE HOSTS FOR HIS DUTCH GAME SHOW. 299 00:13:41,417 --> 00:13:43,041 - OH. HOW IS IT? 300 00:13:43,041 --> 00:13:45,625 - WELL, IT'S CLEAR THAT HE DID IT HIMSELF. 301 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,667 - TOO OLD. TOO OLD. 302 00:13:47,667 --> 00:13:50,458 WAY TOO OLD. DEAD? 303 00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:52,625 - MM-HMM. SINCE, LIKE, COCOON. 304 00:13:52,625 --> 00:13:54,542 I THINK WE NEED A NEW LIST. 305 00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:57,542 OH, AND WHEN YOU GET A SEC, 306 00:13:57,542 --> 00:14:00,750 I'VE GOT THOSE BUDGET NUMBERS IN MY OFFICE. 307 00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:02,542 - I CAN DO THAT NOW. 308 00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:03,917 - GREAT. 309 00:14:03,917 --> 00:14:05,083 SEE YOU GUYS LATER. 310 00:14:05,083 --> 00:14:07,792 - BYE. - BYE-BYE. 311 00:14:09,709 --> 00:14:11,625 - WHAT? - MM. 312 00:14:11,625 --> 00:14:13,333 - NO. - MM-HMM. 313 00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:14,667 - NO. - MM-HMM. 314 00:14:14,667 --> 00:14:16,750 - REALLY? - UH-HUH. 315 00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:19,041 - OH. MM. 316 00:14:31,667 --> 00:14:33,166 - HEY. 317 00:14:33,166 --> 00:14:34,583 HEY. - HMM? 318 00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:37,333 - YOU GOT TO GO. 319 00:14:41,834 --> 00:14:43,041 - NO, I DON'T. 320 00:14:43,041 --> 00:14:45,000 - YEAH, YOU DO. 321 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,875 I WANT YOU OUT OF HERE BEFORE THE BOYS GET UP. 322 00:14:47,875 --> 00:14:49,750 - WHY? 323 00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:54,542 - I DON'T WANT TO CONFUSE 'EM. 324 00:14:54,542 --> 00:14:57,291 - OR... 325 00:14:57,291 --> 00:14:59,083 WE COULD MAKE IT LESS CONFUSING. 326 00:14:59,083 --> 00:15:01,458 - I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS. 327 00:15:01,458 --> 00:15:06,542 - WHAT IF WE DID THIS IN, LIKE, A MORE PERMANENT WAY. 328 00:15:06,542 --> 00:15:08,417 - ARE YOU STILL DRUNK? 329 00:15:08,417 --> 00:15:10,542 - [chuckles] 330 00:15:10,542 --> 00:15:13,709 BEFORE YOU SAY NO, 331 00:15:13,709 --> 00:15:17,041 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF GETTING MARRIED AGAIN? 332 00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:19,083 - GO HOME. 333 00:15:19,083 --> 00:15:20,542 - IS THAT SO CRAZY? 334 00:15:20,542 --> 00:15:22,834 - YEAH, THAT'S CRAZY. 335 00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:24,542 - WHY? 336 00:15:24,542 --> 00:15:26,458 THIS FEELS RIGHT. 337 00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:28,333 YOU KNOW IT DOES. 338 00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:30,750 WHERE ARE YOU GONNA FIND THIS AGAIN, HUH? 339 00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:33,041 WITH STUPID OLLIE? 340 00:15:33,041 --> 00:15:34,750 AT LEAST WITH ME YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING. 341 00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:35,875 - I'LL SAY. 342 00:15:35,875 --> 00:15:38,834 - SO THEN WHAT? SOMEONE NEW? 343 00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:41,542 YOU WANT TO START FROM SCRATCH? 344 00:15:41,542 --> 00:15:43,417 UGH, SO MUCH WORK. 345 00:15:43,417 --> 00:15:45,125 YOU HAVE TO BE NICE ALL THE TIME. 346 00:15:45,125 --> 00:15:47,083 - ONLY AT THE BEGINNING. 347 00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:57,792 [flatulence] 348 00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:03,542 - DID YOU JUST FART? 349 00:16:03,542 --> 00:16:04,458 - NO. 350 00:16:04,458 --> 00:16:06,333 - LIAR. - SHUT UP. 351 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,875 - SEE, WHO ELSE CAN YOU FART IN FRONT OF? 352 00:16:08,875 --> 00:16:10,125 - YEAH, MARRY THAT PERSON. 353 00:16:10,125 --> 00:16:11,792 - OH, COME ON. 354 00:16:11,792 --> 00:16:14,250 THINK ABOUT THE BOYS. HUH? 355 00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:18,333 HOW GREAT WOULD IT BE FOR THEM IF WE GOT BACK TOGETHER? 356 00:16:23,125 --> 00:16:27,000 - AND IT'D BE DIFFERENT NOW WHY? 357 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:31,458 - 'CAUSE NOW I'D KNOW WHAT I'D BE LOSING. 358 00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:33,291 - YOU'RE INSANE. 359 00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:35,041 - MAYBE. 360 00:16:35,041 --> 00:16:38,709 JUST THINK ABOUT IT. 361 00:16:38,709 --> 00:16:41,417 - GO HOME. 362 00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:51,709 - YOU GOT TO ADMIT, 363 00:16:51,709 --> 00:16:53,875 THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN MY LAST PROPOSAL. 364 00:16:53,875 --> 00:16:57,792 - IN THAT YOU WEREN'T COMING? - EXACTLY. 365 00:16:59,166 --> 00:17:00,834 - SO YOU ACTUALLY BROACHED IT WITH HER? 366 00:17:00,834 --> 00:17:02,250 - I BELIEVE I DID, 367 00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:03,417 IF "BROACHED" MEANS WHAT I THINK IT DOES. 368 00:17:03,417 --> 00:17:04,583 - AND? 369 00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:06,083 - SHE DIDN'T SAY NO. 370 00:17:06,083 --> 00:17:07,875 - WELL, YOU DIDN'T THINK SHE WOULD JUST SAY YES. 371 00:17:07,875 --> 00:17:10,792 SHE WAS ENGAGED TO SOMEONE ELSE, LIKE, TWO MINUTES AGO. 372 00:17:10,792 --> 00:17:12,500 - I'D SAY YES TO ME. 373 00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,625 - OF COURSE, BUT YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH YOU. 374 00:17:14,625 --> 00:17:18,792 - WELL, I WOULDN'T KICK ME OUT OF BED. 375 00:17:18,792 --> 00:17:21,291 - AND YOU'RE REALLY READY TO DO THIS? 376 00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:24,709 - WHY NOT? - UM, IT'S A COMMITMENT? 377 00:17:24,709 --> 00:17:26,875 - I KNOW. I'VE MADE COMMITMENTS BEFORE. 378 00:17:26,875 --> 00:17:28,917 - EXACTLY. - THIS IS DIFFERENT. 379 00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:30,709 - IS IT? - YEAH. 380 00:17:30,709 --> 00:17:32,375 - YOU'RE PREPARED TO BE FAITHFUL THIS TIME? 381 00:17:32,375 --> 00:17:33,375 - TOTALLY. 382 00:17:33,375 --> 00:17:35,291 - FAITHFUL. 383 00:17:35,291 --> 00:17:36,792 - YES! 384 00:17:36,792 --> 00:17:39,041 - NO OTHER WOMEN EVER AGAIN 385 00:17:39,041 --> 00:17:40,792 FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE? 386 00:17:40,792 --> 00:17:42,417 - OKAY, LET'S NOT GET CRAZY. 387 00:17:42,417 --> 00:17:43,709 [knock on door] 388 00:17:43,709 --> 00:17:44,792 IT'S OPEN. 389 00:17:44,792 --> 00:17:46,834 - THIS JUST CAME FOR YOU. 390 00:17:46,834 --> 00:17:48,709 IT SAYS "PERISHABLE." 391 00:17:48,709 --> 00:17:51,375 - GREAT. THANKS. LEAVE IT HERE. 392 00:17:51,375 --> 00:17:52,959 DIANE'S FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD 393 00:17:52,959 --> 00:17:54,500 IS THESE STEAMED CRABS FROM BALTIMORE, 394 00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:56,875 SO I HAD A TON OF 'EM FLOWN IN TO SURPRISE HER. 395 00:17:56,875 --> 00:18:00,083 - I SEE THE BELT-TIGHTENING IS GOING WELL. 396 00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:01,792 [keys clacking] 397 00:18:01,792 --> 00:18:02,875 - I HAVE TO TELL YOU, 398 00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:04,333 I COULDN'T EVEN GET A MEETING 399 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,041 WITH A JUNIOR AGENT FROM YOUR AGENCY, 400 00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:08,250 AND NOW HERE I AM BEING TAKEN TO LUNCH 401 00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:10,709 BY THE FAMOUS EILEEN JAFFEE. 402 00:18:10,709 --> 00:18:12,583 IT'S LIKE A DREAM. 403 00:18:12,583 --> 00:18:15,125 - I KNOW. 404 00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:16,875 [keys clacking] 405 00:18:16,875 --> 00:18:19,417 - SO I MAY BE WAY OFF BASE, 406 00:18:19,417 --> 00:18:22,333 AND TELL ME IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS-- 407 00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:23,583 - HMM? 408 00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:26,041 - THE OTHER DAY ON OUR HIKE... 409 00:18:26,041 --> 00:18:27,208 - YEAH? 410 00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:28,583 - I, UM-- 411 00:18:28,583 --> 00:18:30,750 I THOUGHT I SENSED... 412 00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:32,583 - MM? 413 00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:35,375 - A CERTAIN-- 414 00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:39,166 I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE I'M CRAZY-- 415 00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:43,333 BETWEEN YOU AND HELEN. 416 00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:44,375 - MM-HMM. 417 00:18:44,375 --> 00:18:46,834 - REALLY? - YEP. 418 00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:51,333 - HUH. - UH-HUH. 419 00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:52,792 - BUT YOU'RE NOT-- 420 00:18:52,792 --> 00:18:53,792 - MM? 421 00:18:53,792 --> 00:18:55,500 - SINCE WHEN? 422 00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:57,208 - WHAT'S TODAY? 423 00:18:57,208 --> 00:18:59,250 - OH. 424 00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:01,083 OH, MY GOD. 425 00:19:01,083 --> 00:19:03,500 PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISN'T JUST BECAUSE YOU WORK FOR HER. 426 00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:05,458 - NO! NO, NO. 427 00:19:05,458 --> 00:19:07,792 THIS IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT. 428 00:19:07,792 --> 00:19:09,250 - I WOULD SAY SO. 429 00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:11,166 - SHE IS AMAZING. 430 00:19:11,166 --> 00:19:14,542 IT'S EVERYTHING I ALWAYS WANTED IN A RELATIONSHIP. 431 00:19:14,542 --> 00:19:15,875 - EVERYTHING? 432 00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:17,291 - WELL, SURE, NO DICK. 433 00:19:17,291 --> 00:19:18,875 BUT, HELLO, THOSE DICKS-- 434 00:19:18,875 --> 00:19:21,291 THEY COME WITH DICKS. - [laughs] 435 00:19:21,291 --> 00:19:23,875 WELL, YOURS ALL CERTAINLY DID. 436 00:19:23,875 --> 00:19:27,750 - BUT WITH HER, WE HANG OUT. 437 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,333 WE HAVE FUN. WE--WE DO STUFF. 438 00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:31,959 I'VE BEEN TO HER HOUSE. 439 00:19:31,959 --> 00:19:33,125 - NO. 440 00:19:33,125 --> 00:19:35,000 - SHE THINKS I'M FUNNY. 441 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,917 - REALLY? - LESS SURPRISED. 442 00:19:36,917 --> 00:19:40,208 - REALLY? 443 00:19:40,208 --> 00:19:43,083 AND, UH, THE... 444 00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:45,959 [stammers] PART? 445 00:19:45,959 --> 00:19:48,500 - LET'S JUST SAY... 446 00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:52,959 THE LADY KNOWS HER WAY AROUND THE VAGINA. 447 00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:56,792 - YOU'D THINK I'D STOP EATING. 448 00:19:56,792 --> 00:19:59,000 AND, UM... [clears throat] 449 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:03,041 FROM A RECIPROCAL STANDPOINT? 450 00:20:03,041 --> 00:20:07,166 - OH, WELL, OBVIOUSLY I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE THAT CLOSE BEFORE. 451 00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:08,417 - OBVIOUSLY. 452 00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:10,375 - I THOUGHT IT'D BE A LITTLE WEIRD, 453 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:14,250 BUT ONCE YOU GET DOWN THERE, IT'S, LIKE, "OH, I KNOW YOU." 454 00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:16,458 - SURE. 455 00:20:16,458 --> 00:20:21,750 - THE BEST PART IS WHEN WE'RE... 456 00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:25,375 SHE'S REALLY THERE, YOU KNOW? 457 00:20:25,375 --> 00:20:27,917 WITH THOSE GUYS, A LOT OF THE TIME 458 00:20:27,917 --> 00:20:33,166 I FELT LIKE A SOCK WITH SOMEONE ELSE'S FOOT IN IT. 459 00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:34,709 - OKAY, I'M DONE. 460 00:20:34,709 --> 00:20:39,875 - BUT WITH HELEN IT'S LIKE WE'RE TOGETHER. 461 00:20:39,875 --> 00:20:43,166 IT JUST FEELS RIGHT. 462 00:20:43,166 --> 00:20:45,458 IT'S EASY. 463 00:20:45,458 --> 00:20:47,208 IT'S NICE. 464 00:20:47,208 --> 00:20:49,166 - MY GOD. 465 00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:51,375 - I KNOW. 466 00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:54,000 IT'S WEIRD, BUT... 467 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,750 I THINK I MIGHT BE HAPPY. 468 00:20:56,750 --> 00:20:58,583 - IT CERTAINLY SEEMS LIKE IT. 469 00:20:58,583 --> 00:21:00,083 - [giggles] 470 00:21:00,083 --> 00:21:03,834 - SO MAYBE IT WAS JUST ABOUT FINDING THE RIGHT BOSS. 471 00:21:03,834 --> 00:21:05,083 - MAYBE. 472 00:21:05,083 --> 00:21:07,250 - HMM. - MM! [giggles] 473 00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:09,458 - CAROL AND HELEN? - MM-HMM. 474 00:21:09,458 --> 00:21:10,875 - I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING. 475 00:21:10,875 --> 00:21:12,417 - I DON'T THINK CAROL DID EITHER. 476 00:21:12,417 --> 00:21:14,875 - SO HELEN'S A-- 477 00:21:14,875 --> 00:21:16,083 - APPARENTLY SO. 478 00:21:16,083 --> 00:21:19,291 - BUT CAROL'S NOT OFFICIALLY-- 479 00:21:19,291 --> 00:21:21,083 - I DON'T THINK SHE'S EARNED ALL HER BADGES. 480 00:21:21,083 --> 00:21:25,041 [phone rings] 481 00:21:25,041 --> 00:21:28,291 - WENDY? 482 00:21:28,291 --> 00:21:30,917 WENDY? 483 00:21:30,917 --> 00:21:32,542 WENDY! 484 00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:35,166 - MAYBE SHE HASN'T LEARNED THAT'S HER NAME YET. 485 00:21:35,166 --> 00:21:36,917 - HELLO? - HI. 486 00:21:36,917 --> 00:21:39,291 - HI, GUYS. - OH, HELLO. 487 00:21:39,291 --> 00:21:42,166 - SO I JUST HAD A LOVELY LUNCH WITH TIM. 488 00:21:42,166 --> 00:21:44,041 - AND? - I'M GLAD I DID, 489 00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:47,166 BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT HE DOESN'T WANT MONEY. 490 00:21:47,166 --> 00:21:49,083 - REALLY? - THAT'S A SURPRISE. 491 00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:50,959 - HE JUST WANTS TO BE INVOLVED. 492 00:21:50,959 --> 00:21:52,125 - MEANING? 493 00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:54,083 - HE WANTS TO RUN THE SHOW WITH YOU. 494 00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:56,166 - WHAT? - THAT'S INSANE. 495 00:21:56,166 --> 00:21:58,792 - BY THE WAY, IF HE'S RUNNING THE SHOW, WOULDN'T HE GET MONEY? 496 00:21:58,792 --> 00:22:00,709 - YES, BUT HE DOESN'T JUST WANT MONEY. 497 00:22:00,709 --> 00:22:03,041 I SHOULD HAVE SAID IT THAT WAY. 498 00:22:03,041 --> 00:22:04,208 - WELL, I HOPE YOU SAID NO. 499 00:22:04,208 --> 00:22:06,083 - I SAID I'D TALK TO YOU. 500 00:22:06,083 --> 00:22:08,500 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA MAKE THIS GO AWAY. 501 00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:10,959 - SO DID I. - CHRIST. 502 00:22:10,959 --> 00:22:13,834 - LOOK, HE'S GOT US OVER A BARREL. 503 00:22:13,834 --> 00:22:16,291 - NO, I HEAR YOU. 504 00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:18,000 WELL, IF THE ALTERNATIVE'S A HIDEOUS LAWSUIT, 505 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,834 MAYBE WE JUST SUCK IT UP. 506 00:22:19,834 --> 00:22:21,792 - I THOUGHT THE WHOLE IDEA OF THIS SHOW 507 00:22:21,792 --> 00:22:23,333 IS THAT THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY MORE SUCKING, 508 00:22:23,333 --> 00:22:25,500 THAT WE WERE DONE WITH SUCKING? 509 00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:26,667 - MM. 510 00:22:26,667 --> 00:22:30,667 THERE MAY BE A LITTLE MORE SUCK. 511 00:22:30,667 --> 00:22:32,333 [keys clacking] 512 00:22:35,250 --> 00:22:36,583 - HEY, MIRTALA. 513 00:22:36,583 --> 00:22:37,875 IS DIANE AROUND? 514 00:22:37,875 --> 00:22:39,417 - I THINK SHE'S UPSTAIRS. 515 00:22:39,417 --> 00:22:42,000 - GREAT. 516 00:22:45,333 --> 00:22:48,500 ACTUALLY... 517 00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:07,458 [funny voice] HELLO! 518 00:23:07,458 --> 00:23:10,417 HELLO? 519 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,166 [normal voice] HELLO? 520 00:23:13,166 --> 00:23:17,333 [shower running] 521 00:23:30,375 --> 00:23:33,250 [ominous music] 522 00:23:33,250 --> 00:23:40,166 ♪ ♪ 523 00:23:40,166 --> 00:23:41,834 [high-pitched voice] HELLO. 524 00:23:41,834 --> 00:23:44,250 - AAH! - [laughs] 525 00:23:44,250 --> 00:23:46,000 WHAT THE FUCK? 526 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,417 - OH, MY GOD! GET OUT OF HERE! 527 00:23:47,417 --> 00:23:49,083 - WHO'S THIS? - I'M OLLIE. 528 00:23:49,083 --> 00:23:51,250 - YOU'RE OLLIE? - I'M OLLIE! 529 00:23:51,250 --> 00:23:52,291 - WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING HERE? 530 00:23:52,291 --> 00:23:53,959 - WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE? 531 00:23:53,959 --> 00:23:56,917 - I'VE GOT CRABS. - YOU'VE GOT CRABS? 532 00:23:56,917 --> 00:23:59,750 - NO, CRABS. 533 00:23:59,750 --> 00:24:01,208 CRABS. 534 00:24:03,083 --> 00:24:05,375 - YOU CAN'T JUST SHOW UP HERE. 535 00:24:05,375 --> 00:24:07,250 - YEAH, THAT'S NOT GONNA BE A PROBLEM. 536 00:24:07,250 --> 00:24:08,709 - WHAT'S THAT? - CRABS. 537 00:24:08,709 --> 00:24:10,917 I GOT YOU YOUR FUCKING CRABS. 538 00:24:10,917 --> 00:24:12,291 - FROM BALTIMORE? 539 00:24:12,291 --> 00:24:13,917 - YEAH, FROM BALTIMORE, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 540 00:24:13,917 --> 00:24:16,083 YOU DON'T DESERVE CRABS. - I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 541 00:24:16,083 --> 00:24:18,458 HE--HE CAME OVER TO GET HIS STUFF, WE STARTED TALKING. 542 00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:20,000 - WELL, SOMEONE SHOULD TELL HIM 543 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,041 NOT TO TALK WITH HIS MOUTH FULL. 544 00:24:21,041 --> 00:24:22,959 - WOW. 545 00:24:22,959 --> 00:24:24,542 - YOU SAID YOU WERE DONE WITH HIM. 546 00:24:24,542 --> 00:24:25,792 - I WAS DONE WITH HIM. 547 00:24:25,792 --> 00:24:27,792 I WAS DONE WITH YOU TOO. THINGS HAPPEN. 548 00:24:27,792 --> 00:24:29,291 YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW THAT. 549 00:24:29,291 --> 00:24:31,125 - DON'T MAKE THIS ABOUT ME. 550 00:24:31,125 --> 00:24:33,125 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, BUT FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, 551 00:24:33,125 --> 00:24:34,750 I AM DONE WITH HIM. 552 00:24:34,750 --> 00:24:38,625 - WELL, FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, I'M DONE TOO. 553 00:24:38,625 --> 00:24:39,875 - I'M SORRY. IT WAS STUPID. 554 00:24:39,875 --> 00:24:42,792 IT MEANT NOTHING. 555 00:24:42,792 --> 00:24:45,000 - NOT TO US. 556 00:24:52,083 --> 00:24:55,959 - IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION, THESE ARE DELICIOUS. 557 00:24:55,959 --> 00:24:57,750 - NOPE. NO CONSOLATION. 558 00:24:57,750 --> 00:25:00,333 - WELL, IN THAT CASE, I AM REALLY NOT A FAN. 559 00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:03,333 - I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT. - IT'S SO SHOCKING. 560 00:25:03,333 --> 00:25:06,500 - I KEEP PICTURING THE FOUR OF YOU IN THAT SHOWER. 561 00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:08,834 - YOU'RE COUNTING THE CRAB? - I WAS. 562 00:25:08,834 --> 00:25:10,500 - HOW COULD SHE DO THIS TO ME? 563 00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:12,458 - I KNOW. 564 00:25:12,458 --> 00:25:14,083 - LOOK, I KNOW HOW YOU'RE FEELING RIGHT NOW. 565 00:25:14,083 --> 00:25:15,083 - NO, YOU DON'T. 566 00:25:15,083 --> 00:25:16,875 - WELL, I CAN IMAGINE. 567 00:25:16,875 --> 00:25:17,917 - NO, YOU CAN'T. 568 00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:19,291 - NEVERTHELESS, 569 00:25:19,291 --> 00:25:22,125 ARE YOU SURE IT'S DEFINITELY OVER? 570 00:25:22,125 --> 00:25:23,792 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 571 00:25:23,792 --> 00:25:25,583 - SHE SAID IT WAS A MISTAKE AND JUST A ONE-TIME THING. 572 00:25:25,583 --> 00:25:27,917 - AND I'M SUPPOSED TO BE OKAY WITH THAT? 573 00:25:27,917 --> 00:25:31,000 - NO, BUT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE MANAGED 574 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,458 TO GET PAST THINGS LIKE THIS. 575 00:25:33,458 --> 00:25:38,250 - I DON'T FUCKING KNOW HOW. 576 00:25:38,250 --> 00:25:42,000 - IS IT WORTH POINTING OUT THE IRONY OF THE NUMBER OF TIMES 577 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,333 YOU'VE DONE SOMETHING LIKE THIS TO HER? 578 00:25:44,333 --> 00:25:47,709 - NO. IT IS NOT WORTH POINTING OUT THE IRONY. 579 00:25:47,709 --> 00:25:50,083 IN FACT, I WILL GO SO FAR AS TO SAY IT IS NEVER 580 00:25:50,083 --> 00:25:54,417 WORTH POINTING OUT THE IRONY... IN LIFE...TO ANYONE...EVER. 581 00:25:54,417 --> 00:25:56,667 - NOTED. 582 00:25:57,917 --> 00:26:00,041 - GOD DAMN IT. 583 00:26:00,041 --> 00:26:02,041 IT COULD HAVE BEEN SO GOOD-- 584 00:26:02,041 --> 00:26:04,333 THE TWO OF US BACK TOGETHER, 585 00:26:04,333 --> 00:26:06,542 SEEING MY BOYS EVERY DAY. 586 00:26:06,542 --> 00:26:08,041 AND NOW... 587 00:26:08,041 --> 00:26:10,750 I'M GONNA HAVE TO SELL MY VINEYARD! 588 00:26:13,959 --> 00:26:16,208 [continues hammering crab]