1 00:00:08,375 --> 00:00:12,000 [keys clacking] 2 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,291 - WHAT ARE YOU GUYS STARING AT? 3 00:00:13,291 --> 00:00:15,625 - THAT DICK WHISTLE ANDREW LESLEY. 4 00:00:15,625 --> 00:00:17,458 - ANDREW LESLEY'S HERE? 5 00:00:17,458 --> 00:00:20,333 I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO TELL YOU I LOVED YOUR SCRIPT. 6 00:00:20,333 --> 00:00:21,709 - YOU DID NOT. 7 00:00:21,709 --> 00:00:23,583 - WHAT AN ASSHOLE. - WHICH ONE? 8 00:00:23,583 --> 00:00:25,041 - TAKE YOUR PICK. 9 00:00:25,041 --> 00:00:28,166 - THIS NETWORK HAS NEVER HAD A WOMAN IN THAT JOB. 10 00:00:28,166 --> 00:00:31,792 DON'T YOU THINK IT WOULD-- - WHAT ABOUT HELEN BASCH? 11 00:00:31,792 --> 00:00:33,083 - UH, WOW. 12 00:00:33,083 --> 00:00:36,375 SHE ACTS LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED, BUT COME ON. 13 00:00:36,375 --> 00:00:38,000 I BROKE UP HER MARRIAGE. 14 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:41,166 YOU THINK SHE'S GONNA WANT ME AS HER NUMBER TWO? 15 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:42,375 - CALL YOUR AGENT. 16 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:45,542 SELL YOUR SHOW. MAKE THE MONEY. 17 00:00:45,542 --> 00:00:47,417 - I'M SORRY. 18 00:00:47,417 --> 00:00:49,625 - THE FBI'S BEEN INVESTIGATING HIM FOR STEALING MONEY 19 00:00:49,625 --> 00:00:51,875 FROM HIS CLIENTS. 20 00:00:51,875 --> 00:00:53,875 - LARRY? - HOW MUCH DO YOU HAVE WITH HIM? 21 00:00:53,875 --> 00:00:56,333 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOW MUCH? ALL OF IT. 22 00:00:56,333 --> 00:00:59,458 - OH, SHIT. - MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH. 23 00:00:59,458 --> 00:01:03,083 - MAY HE REST IN PEACE. - WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON? 24 00:01:05,208 --> 00:01:07,667 [keys clacking] 25 00:01:14,083 --> 00:01:18,583 [wind blows] 26 00:01:18,583 --> 00:01:21,458 [quirky music] 27 00:01:21,458 --> 00:01:29,583 ♪ ♪ 28 00:01:45,208 --> 00:01:47,041 [gunshot] 29 00:01:54,125 --> 00:01:57,125 [birds chirping] 30 00:02:00,750 --> 00:02:02,750 [lively musical ringtone] 31 00:02:02,750 --> 00:02:05,417 [groaning] 32 00:02:05,417 --> 00:02:13,291 ♪ ♪ 33 00:02:13,291 --> 00:02:14,542 MM? 34 00:02:14,542 --> 00:02:16,625 - HI, HONEY, IT'S BETH. DID I WAKE YOU? 35 00:02:16,625 --> 00:02:18,333 - MM. - OKAY, LISTEN. 36 00:02:18,333 --> 00:02:22,625 I'VE BEEN GETTING TONS OF CALLS FOR A COMMENT. 37 00:02:22,625 --> 00:02:23,625 - ABOUT WHAT? 38 00:02:23,625 --> 00:02:24,834 - THE MONEY THING. 39 00:02:24,834 --> 00:02:25,875 - THE WHAT? 40 00:02:25,875 --> 00:02:27,083 - THE MONEY THING. 41 00:02:27,083 --> 00:02:31,291 LARRY PENZEL? STEALING YOUR MONEY? 42 00:02:31,291 --> 00:02:34,458 - OH, JESUS, RIGHT. 43 00:02:34,458 --> 00:02:36,333 OH, FUCK ME. 44 00:02:36,333 --> 00:02:39,333 - OKAY, SO I'VE WRITTEN A SHORT STATEMENT FOR YOU. 45 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:41,542 I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE COMFORTABLE WITH IT. 46 00:02:41,542 --> 00:02:44,625 "FOR 17 YEARS, LARRY PENZEL WAS MY BUSINESS MANAGER 47 00:02:44,625 --> 00:02:45,625 AND PERSONAL FRIEND." 48 00:02:45,625 --> 00:02:48,166 - EVIL SACK OF SHIT. 49 00:02:48,166 --> 00:02:50,333 - "I CAN CONFIRM THAT HE MISAPPROPRIATED 50 00:02:50,333 --> 00:02:52,000 A SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF MONEY FROM ME." 51 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,667 - HOPE THEY'RE RAPING HIM IN HELL. 52 00:02:54,667 --> 00:02:56,834 - "HOWEVER, THERE ARE OTHER VICTIMS OF HIS FRAUD 53 00:02:56,834 --> 00:02:58,375 WHO LOST MUCH MORE THAN I DID." 54 00:02:58,375 --> 00:03:00,750 - IS THAT TRUE? - I DON'T KNOW. 55 00:03:00,750 --> 00:03:04,417 "MY SYMPATHIES GO OUT TO MR. PENZEL'S WIDOW AND CHILDREN." 56 00:03:04,417 --> 00:03:05,792 - NO, THEY DON'T. 57 00:03:05,792 --> 00:03:07,917 - "THEIR LOSS IS MUCH GREATER THAN MINE." 58 00:03:07,917 --> 00:03:10,333 - BULLSHIT. - ANY OTHER THOUGHTS? 59 00:03:10,333 --> 00:03:16,041 - I HOPE HE COMES BACK TO LIFE, GETS ASS CANCER, AND DIES AGAIN. 60 00:03:16,041 --> 00:03:19,041 - ALL RIGHT, LET ME GIVE IT ANOTHER PASS. 61 00:03:26,834 --> 00:03:28,583 [water running] 62 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:30,792 [faucet shuts off] 63 00:03:30,792 --> 00:03:33,375 - OH, NO. - WHAT? 64 00:03:33,375 --> 00:03:36,041 - "WHAT?" - THEY'RE NOT THE SAME. 65 00:03:36,041 --> 00:03:37,667 - ANOTHER CHECKED SHIRT COULDN'T TELL THEM APART. 66 00:03:37,667 --> 00:03:39,917 [cell phone rings] 67 00:03:39,917 --> 00:03:42,250 - EILEEN. HELLO? 68 00:03:42,250 --> 00:03:44,834 - HI, GUYS, ARE YOU TWO TOGETHER? 69 00:03:44,834 --> 00:03:47,375 - YOU HAVE NO IDEA. 70 00:03:47,375 --> 00:03:49,208 - SO, LOTS TO REPORT. 71 00:03:49,208 --> 00:03:52,166 I SET UP ALL OUR NETWORK MEETINGS FOR FRIDAY. 72 00:03:52,166 --> 00:03:54,375 I FIGURE WE'LL DO THEM IN A ROW, BANG, BANG, BANG, 73 00:03:54,375 --> 00:03:56,875 AND THEN GO FOR LUNCH AND SEE WHERE WE ARE. 74 00:03:56,875 --> 00:03:57,875 - SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN. 75 00:03:57,875 --> 00:04:00,083 - OKAY, SEE YOU FRIDAY! 76 00:04:00,083 --> 00:04:04,542 EVERYBODY WANTS YOU. THIS IS GONNA BE SO FUN! 77 00:04:04,542 --> 00:04:06,542 - BYE. - THANK YOU. 78 00:04:06,542 --> 00:04:07,917 WHAT? 79 00:04:07,917 --> 00:04:10,750 - YOU REALLY WANT TO GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN? 80 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:13,458 - FINANCIALLY I THINK WE'D BE FOOLISH NOT TO. 81 00:04:13,458 --> 00:04:16,041 IT MIGHT BE DIFFERENT THIS TIME. YOU DON'T KNOW. 82 00:04:16,041 --> 00:04:19,542 - DARLING, WHY ON EARTH WOULD IT BE DIFFERENT? 83 00:04:19,542 --> 00:04:21,083 - LET'S AT LEAST HEAR WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY. 84 00:04:21,083 --> 00:04:22,709 - IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THEY SAY. 85 00:04:22,709 --> 00:04:24,333 THEY'LL SAY WHATEVER WE WANT TO HEAR. 86 00:04:24,333 --> 00:04:26,834 - LOOK, THEY CAN'T ALL BE DEVIOUS FUCKWITS. 87 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:28,458 - YES, THEY CAN! 88 00:04:28,458 --> 00:04:31,709 - OKAY, HOW ABOUT THIS? WE TAKE THE MEETINGS. 89 00:04:31,709 --> 00:04:32,959 - AND SHOVE THEM? 90 00:04:32,959 --> 00:04:34,583 - IF WE CAN FIND ONE THAT WE BOTH AGREE 91 00:04:34,583 --> 00:04:36,625 WON'T CRUSH OUR SOULS, 92 00:04:36,625 --> 00:04:38,250 THEN WE'LL CONSIDER DOING THE SHOW. 93 00:04:38,250 --> 00:04:40,375 OTHERWISE, BACK IN THE DRAWER IT GOES. 94 00:04:40,375 --> 00:04:44,166 - I'LL TAKE THOSE ODDS. - THANK YOU. 95 00:04:44,166 --> 00:04:47,417 I LIKED THE OTHER SHIRT BETTER. - I KNOW. 96 00:04:47,417 --> 00:04:49,625 YOU'RE WEARING IT. 97 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:54,333 - HOW BAD IS IT? 98 00:04:54,333 --> 00:04:57,917 - WELL, ON ONE HAND, EVEN WITH THE EMBEZZLEMENT, 99 00:04:57,917 --> 00:04:59,208 YOU'RE STILL A WEALTHY MAN. 100 00:04:59,208 --> 00:05:01,834 - AND THE OTHER HAND? - TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 101 00:05:01,834 --> 00:05:04,291 IF YOU MAINTAIN YOUR CURRENT RATE OF SPENDING, 102 00:05:04,291 --> 00:05:07,625 YOU'LL RUN OUT OF MONEY BY THE TIME YOU GET HERE. 103 00:05:07,625 --> 00:05:10,417 - 2019? 104 00:05:10,417 --> 00:05:11,834 FUCKING OTHER HAND. 105 00:05:11,834 --> 00:05:14,875 - THE PROBLEM IS YOU HAVE VIRTUALLY NO CASH. 106 00:05:14,875 --> 00:05:17,542 EVERYTHING'S TIED UP IN NON-LIQUID ASSETS: 107 00:05:17,542 --> 00:05:21,417 REAL ESTATE, AUTOMOBILES, A DINOSAUR EGG? 108 00:05:21,417 --> 00:05:23,000 - YEAH, IT'S PRETTY AWESOME. 109 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,959 IT'S, LIKE, THIS BIG WITH SPOTS ON IT AND-- 110 00:05:24,959 --> 00:05:26,542 - WHAT WE NEED TO DO 111 00:05:26,542 --> 00:05:30,458 IS CONVERT SOME OF THAT TO INCOME-GENERATING CAPITAL. 112 00:05:30,458 --> 00:05:31,834 - MEANING WHAT, SELL SHIT? 113 00:05:31,834 --> 00:05:32,959 - RIGHT. 114 00:05:32,959 --> 00:05:34,625 WHAT WE ALSO NEED TO DO 115 00:05:34,625 --> 00:05:37,625 IS LOOK AT REDUCING YOUR EXPENSES. 116 00:05:37,625 --> 00:05:41,041 OBVIOUSLY THERE ARE FIXED COSTS THAT ARE UNAVOIDABLE. 117 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:43,291 - INSURANCE, MEDICAL, 118 00:05:43,291 --> 00:05:45,583 THE MORTGAGE ON YOUR FATHER'S CONDO. 119 00:05:45,583 --> 00:05:49,000 - UM, THAT ONE'S NOT IN STONE. 120 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,166 - YOU'RE PREPARED TO EVICT YOUR FATHER? 121 00:05:51,166 --> 00:05:55,333 - I'M JUST SAYING LET'S KEEP IT IN OUR BACK POCKET. 122 00:05:55,333 --> 00:05:59,583 - ALL RIGHT. UH, CHILD SUPPORT, ALIMONY-- 123 00:05:59,583 --> 00:06:00,959 - ACTUALLY, THAT ONE'S GOING AWAY. 124 00:06:00,959 --> 00:06:02,709 MY EX-WIFE'S GETTING REMARRIED. 125 00:06:02,709 --> 00:06:05,875 - WELL, THAT'S A SIZABLE SAVINGS. 126 00:06:05,875 --> 00:06:07,542 CONGRATULATIONS. 127 00:06:07,542 --> 00:06:09,000 - DO WE KNOW WHEN THAT'S HAPPENING? 128 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,750 - NO, BUT I CAN FIND OUT. 129 00:06:10,750 --> 00:06:13,250 - TAKING THAT OFF THE BOOKS WILL BE A BIG HELP, BIG. 130 00:06:13,250 --> 00:06:15,709 - SEE? IT'S NOT ALL THE OTHER HAND. 131 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:17,667 - IT'S A START. 132 00:06:17,667 --> 00:06:21,083 WE ALSO NEED TO TALK ABOUT SOME OF YOUR MORE, UH, 133 00:06:21,083 --> 00:06:23,959 DISCRETIONARY EXPENSES. 134 00:06:23,959 --> 00:06:26,917 WHO IS JOSE PADILLA? 135 00:06:26,917 --> 00:06:29,542 - HE'S THE GUY WHO SWEEPS MY BEACH. 136 00:06:29,542 --> 00:06:31,667 - AND IF HE DIDN'T? 137 00:06:31,667 --> 00:06:33,542 - WHO'S GONNA DO IT? 138 00:06:33,542 --> 00:06:37,959 - SEE, THAT'S THE KIND OF THING WE MAY NEED TO ELIMINATE. 139 00:06:37,959 --> 00:06:40,208 - WOW, THAT SEEMS PRETTY DRASTIC. 140 00:06:40,208 --> 00:06:43,375 - WELL, LET'S THINK ABOUT IT. 141 00:06:43,375 --> 00:06:46,333 ALL RIGHT, UM, THERE'S THE VINEYARD. 142 00:06:46,333 --> 00:06:49,250 - NO, NO. NO, THAT'S INCOME-PRODUCING. 143 00:06:49,250 --> 00:06:50,792 I MAKE MONEY ON THE WINE. 144 00:06:50,792 --> 00:06:53,667 - ACTUALLY, AARON RAN THE NUMBERS. 145 00:06:53,667 --> 00:06:56,041 - FOR WHAT YOU'RE SPENDING TO OPERATE THE VINEYARD-- 146 00:06:56,041 --> 00:06:58,417 NEW EQUIPMENT, INSURANCE, SALARIES-- 147 00:06:58,417 --> 00:07:02,917 IT'S ACTUALLY COSTING YOU ABOUT $1,100 A BOTTLE. 148 00:07:05,083 --> 00:07:06,583 - I-I CAN'T SELL THE VINEYARD. 149 00:07:06,583 --> 00:07:09,583 FIRST OF ALL, MY NAME IS ON THE LABEL. 150 00:07:09,583 --> 00:07:14,375 PLUS I GOT, LIKE, $15,000 WORTH OF SWEATSHIRTS AND T-SHIRTS 151 00:07:14,375 --> 00:07:16,583 AND HATS WITH MY LOGO ON IT. 152 00:07:16,583 --> 00:07:17,917 NO, NOT SELLING IT. 153 00:07:17,917 --> 00:07:19,000 IT'S OFF THE TABLE. 154 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,750 - ALL RIGHT, THERE'S THE PLANE. 155 00:07:21,750 --> 00:07:23,333 - NO. - IT'S A HUGE-- 156 00:07:23,333 --> 00:07:24,583 - NO, THE PLANE IS OFF THE TABLE. 157 00:07:24,583 --> 00:07:28,500 - BUT-- - MOVE ON. 158 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:32,333 - I THINK WE SHOULD DISCUSS THE POSSIBILITY 159 00:07:32,333 --> 00:07:34,250 OF LIQUIDATING THE CAR COLLECTION. 160 00:07:34,250 --> 00:07:35,959 - FUCK YOU. 161 00:07:35,959 --> 00:07:37,208 - OKAY. 162 00:07:37,208 --> 00:07:38,750 - SO THAT'S NOT ON THE TABLE? 163 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:40,625 - NOT EVEN NEAR THE TABLE. 164 00:07:40,625 --> 00:07:42,166 - BUT YOU'RE PREPARED TO EVICT YOUR FATHER? 165 00:07:42,166 --> 00:07:45,250 - NOT ONE OF THOSE CARS IS AN ASSHOLE. 166 00:07:45,250 --> 00:07:47,417 - LET'S KEEP GOING. 167 00:07:47,417 --> 00:07:51,750 - WE'RE SHOWING YOU SPENT $126,000 168 00:07:51,750 --> 00:07:55,291 ON A SINGLE BOTTLE OF BRANDY ONCE OWNED BY AL CAPONE? 169 00:07:55,291 --> 00:07:56,625 - A LITTLE PIECE OF HISTORY. 170 00:07:56,625 --> 00:07:59,625 - CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PARTING WITH IT? 171 00:07:59,625 --> 00:08:01,125 - I DRANK IT. 172 00:08:01,125 --> 00:08:03,500 - AH. - I WAS DRUNK. IT WAS THERE. 173 00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:06,750 AS A BUSINESS DECISION, IT'S HARD TO DEFEND. 174 00:08:13,291 --> 00:08:15,000 - [sighs] I DON'T KNOW. 175 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,709 THIS DID NOTHING FOR ME. 176 00:08:16,709 --> 00:08:19,166 - I AGREE. IT JUST DOESN'T FEEL LIKE US. 177 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:21,375 - I LIKED IT. - REALLY? 178 00:08:21,375 --> 00:08:23,750 - I LIKE THE RELATIONSHIPS BETWEEN THE CHARACTERS. 179 00:08:23,750 --> 00:08:26,542 I LIKE THE PHYSICAL COMEDY. IT FEELS FRESH. 180 00:08:26,542 --> 00:08:30,834 - BUT DO WE REALLY WANT TO DO A SHOW WITH PUPPETS? 181 00:08:30,834 --> 00:08:35,458 - PUPPETS? 182 00:08:35,458 --> 00:08:38,458 OH. - [knocking] 183 00:08:38,458 --> 00:08:41,625 UH, HELEN BASCH IS HERE TO SEE YOU? 184 00:08:41,625 --> 00:08:46,250 - HELEN'S HERE? OH, MY GOD, SEND HER IN. 185 00:08:46,250 --> 00:08:47,959 - "AM I INTERRUPTING?" SAID THE WOMAN 186 00:08:47,959 --> 00:08:49,291 WHO'S CLEARLY INTERRUPTING. 187 00:08:49,291 --> 00:08:50,291 - [laughs] 188 00:08:50,291 --> 00:08:52,083 PLEASE, INTERRUPT AWAY. 189 00:08:52,083 --> 00:08:55,041 [laughter] 190 00:08:55,041 --> 00:08:56,458 SO, INTRODUCTIONS. 191 00:08:56,458 --> 00:08:59,333 OBVIOUSLY, HELEN BASCH. ANDY BUTTON. 192 00:08:59,333 --> 00:09:02,250 - HI, CAN I HAVE A RAISE? TOO SOON? 193 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:04,208 [laughter] 194 00:09:04,208 --> 00:09:05,208 - AND MYRA LICHT. 195 00:09:05,208 --> 00:09:06,625 - ACTUALLY, MYRA AND I 196 00:09:06,625 --> 00:09:08,750 MET LAST YEAR AT THE ASPEN COMEDY FESTIVAL. 197 00:09:08,750 --> 00:09:09,875 - OKAY. 198 00:09:09,875 --> 00:09:12,000 - AND NOW LOOK AT YOU. YOU'RE-- 199 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,208 - WHAT? 200 00:09:13,208 --> 00:09:15,542 - GOING TO BE WORKING TOGETHER. 201 00:09:15,542 --> 00:09:18,750 - YES, CAN'T WAIT. SO EXCITED. 202 00:09:18,750 --> 00:09:21,166 - MM. 203 00:09:21,166 --> 00:09:22,208 - YOU GOT QUITE THE CREW HERE. 204 00:09:22,208 --> 00:09:23,750 [all chuckle] 205 00:09:23,750 --> 00:09:27,542 - ALL RIGHTY, HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS GIVE US A FEW MINUTES? 206 00:09:27,542 --> 00:09:30,166 - SO NICE MEETING YOU. TOTALLY KIDDING ABOUT THE RAISE. 207 00:09:30,166 --> 00:09:31,750 SORT OF. [laughter] 208 00:09:31,750 --> 00:09:33,041 - I'LL SEE YOU BOTH SOON. 209 00:09:33,041 --> 00:09:35,333 - BYE-BYE. 210 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,542 - OH. 211 00:09:39,542 --> 00:09:41,709 - OH, MY GOD. I TOTALLY THOUGHT SHE WAS-- 212 00:09:41,709 --> 00:09:44,750 - SHE'S NEVER SAID, AND WE'RE ALL AFRAID TO ASK. 213 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,583 - WELL, SOMETHING'S GOING ON IN THERE. 214 00:09:46,583 --> 00:09:49,333 IF SHE'S NOT HAVING ONE, SHE DEFINITELY ATE ONE. 215 00:09:49,333 --> 00:09:52,250 [laughter] 216 00:09:52,250 --> 00:09:55,208 - SO, SIT, SIT, SIT. 217 00:09:55,208 --> 00:09:58,250 WE ARE ALL SO THRILLED YOU ARE HERE. 218 00:09:58,250 --> 00:10:00,750 - AW, THANK YOU. 219 00:10:00,750 --> 00:10:04,125 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I NEED TO GET THIS OUT OF THE WAY. 220 00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:06,875 CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM? 221 00:10:06,875 --> 00:10:09,041 - OH, SURE. 222 00:10:09,041 --> 00:10:10,625 I WISH I'D BROUGHT PEANUTS. 223 00:10:10,625 --> 00:10:12,250 [both laugh] 224 00:10:12,250 --> 00:10:16,917 OKAY, BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, I AM SO SORRY. 225 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:20,250 IF I COULD GO BACK IN TIME AND UNDO IT, I WOULD. 226 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:22,125 THERE IS NO EXCUSE. 227 00:10:22,125 --> 00:10:24,583 I WAS YOUNG. I WAS NAIVE. 228 00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:27,709 OKAY, THOSE ARE BOTH EXCUSES. [chuckles] 229 00:10:27,709 --> 00:10:30,750 BUT IT WAS MY FIRST REAL JOB. 230 00:10:30,750 --> 00:10:34,375 HE WAS POWERFUL AND EXCITING, 231 00:10:34,375 --> 00:10:37,875 AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 232 00:10:37,875 --> 00:10:40,250 - NOPE. 233 00:10:40,250 --> 00:10:42,458 - HOW MANY ELEPHANTS ARE IN HERE? 234 00:10:42,458 --> 00:10:45,625 [both laugh] 235 00:10:48,291 --> 00:10:49,208 - MORNING. - MORNING. 236 00:10:49,208 --> 00:10:51,917 - ONE SEC. 237 00:10:57,375 --> 00:10:58,792 - HEY. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 238 00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:01,166 - MATT LEBLANC IS HERE TO SEE YOU. 239 00:11:01,166 --> 00:11:03,083 - THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP. 240 00:11:03,083 --> 00:11:04,834 - THE WHAT? 241 00:11:04,834 --> 00:11:07,458 - SO, TO WHAT DO WE OWE THE PLEASURE 242 00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:09,333 OR WHATEVER IT IS WE'RE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE? 243 00:11:09,333 --> 00:11:11,250 - WE'D OFFER YOU A SEAT, BUT, UM-- 244 00:11:11,250 --> 00:11:13,291 - YEAH, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR SHITTY COUCH? 245 00:11:13,291 --> 00:11:15,291 - WE KNOW WHEN WE CAME BACK FROM LONDON, IT WAS GONE, 246 00:11:15,291 --> 00:11:18,125 SO, UH, PULL UP A BOX. 247 00:11:20,625 --> 00:11:21,542 WHAT'S UP? 248 00:11:21,542 --> 00:11:22,917 - I KIND OF NEED A FAVOR. 249 00:11:22,917 --> 00:11:25,333 - NO. - MAYBE LET HIM ASK FIRST? 250 00:11:25,333 --> 00:11:27,500 - THANK YOU. - FINE. 251 00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:28,709 WHAT? 252 00:11:28,709 --> 00:11:30,458 - I NEED YOU TO TALK TO ANDREW LESLEY. 253 00:11:30,458 --> 00:11:31,750 - FUCK OFF. - [laughing] NO WAY. 254 00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:33,709 - LOOK, HE WON'T LET ME DO HIS PILOT 255 00:11:33,709 --> 00:11:35,625 'CAUSE HE THINKS I'M STILL DOING OUR PIECE OF CRAP. 256 00:11:35,625 --> 00:11:36,917 - OH, THANK YOU. 257 00:11:36,917 --> 00:11:38,834 - YOU GOT TO CONVINCE HIM OURS IS DEAD. 258 00:11:38,834 --> 00:11:41,250 HE'LL LISTEN TO YOU GUYS. YOU GOT THE HISTORY. 259 00:11:41,250 --> 00:11:42,291 - NO, FORGET IT. 260 00:11:42,291 --> 00:11:43,709 THERE IS NO WAY WE ARE SPEAKING 261 00:11:43,709 --> 00:11:46,500 TO THAT SMUG, DUPLICITOUS, TALKING SCARF. 262 00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:48,667 - I WAS ABOUT TO SAY "WHEN PIGS FLY OUT OF YOUR ASS," 263 00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:51,375 BUT I'VE SEEN WHAT YOU EAT, SO IT'S NOT AN IMPOSSIBILITY. 264 00:11:51,375 --> 00:11:52,667 - COME ON! I'M DESPERATE HERE. 265 00:11:52,667 --> 00:11:54,875 THEY WANT ME TO SELL MY VINEYARD! 266 00:11:54,875 --> 00:11:56,166 - YOU HAVE A VINEYARD? 267 00:11:56,166 --> 00:11:58,500 - I NEVER GAVE YOU A BOTTLE? both: NO. 268 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,542 - WELL, YOU ARE DEFINITELY GETTING A BOTTLE 269 00:12:00,542 --> 00:12:03,041 AND A SWEATSHIRT AND A HAT. 270 00:12:03,041 --> 00:12:04,291 - I'M EXCITED. 271 00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:05,667 - IF YOU NEED MONEY SO BADLY, 272 00:12:05,667 --> 00:12:06,542 WHY DON'T YOU JUST SELL YOUR PLANE? 273 00:12:06,542 --> 00:12:09,208 - THE PLANE IS OFF THE TABLE! 274 00:12:09,208 --> 00:12:13,083 WHAT I NEED IS WORK. 275 00:12:13,083 --> 00:12:14,709 LOOK, I REALIZE WHAT I'M ASKING, 276 00:12:14,709 --> 00:12:16,750 BUT IT'S A FEW MINUTES OF YOUR TIME, 277 00:12:16,750 --> 00:12:20,834 AND IT WOULD MEAN EVERYTHING TO ME, COME ON. 278 00:12:20,834 --> 00:12:23,208 - FINE, WE'LL CALL HIM. - YOU GOT TO DO IT IN PERSON. 279 00:12:23,208 --> 00:12:24,709 - FUCK OFF. - IN PERSON? NO FUCKING WAY. 280 00:12:24,709 --> 00:12:27,125 - MY AGENT CALLED HIM. MY MANAGER CALLED HIM. 281 00:12:27,125 --> 00:12:28,542 IT'S NOT GONNA WORK OVER THE PHONE. 282 00:12:28,542 --> 00:12:29,709 IT'S GOT TO BE FACE-TO-FACE. 283 00:12:29,709 --> 00:12:34,750 - NO. - FUCK OFF. 284 00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:36,667 - IF YOU DO THIS FOR ME, 285 00:12:36,667 --> 00:12:39,083 I WILL TAKE YOU TO A GOLDEN GLOBES GIFTING SUITE. 286 00:12:39,083 --> 00:12:41,041 - SAY MORE. 287 00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:43,750 - WAIT, WAIT. 288 00:12:43,750 --> 00:12:46,750 SO YOU DIDN'T MAKE HIM BREAK UP WITH ME? 289 00:12:46,750 --> 00:12:48,542 - I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THERE WAS A YOU. 290 00:12:48,542 --> 00:12:51,583 - AND YOU DIDN'T MAKE HIM FIRE ME? 291 00:12:51,583 --> 00:12:53,792 - I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE IF I'D KNOWN. 292 00:12:53,792 --> 00:12:55,083 DOES THAT HELP? 293 00:12:55,083 --> 00:13:01,375 - SO HE DID ALL THAT JUST TO STOP SEEING ME? 294 00:13:01,375 --> 00:13:02,834 OH, MY GOD! 295 00:13:02,834 --> 00:13:05,542 - LOOK, I GET THAT YOU LOVED HIM, 296 00:13:05,542 --> 00:13:08,625 AND I KNOW THIS IS HARD TO HEAR, 297 00:13:08,625 --> 00:13:13,750 BUT ED WAS AN EMOTIONALLY STUNTED, COMPULSIVELY LYING, 298 00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:16,375 EVIL SACK OF SHIT. 299 00:13:16,375 --> 00:13:18,333 - HE SEEMED SO NICE. 300 00:13:18,333 --> 00:13:21,542 - HEY, AT LEAST YOU GOT OUT. I'M STILL PAYING HIM ALIMONY. 301 00:13:21,542 --> 00:13:23,542 [scoffs] - [chuckles] 302 00:13:23,542 --> 00:13:25,291 CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 303 00:13:25,291 --> 00:13:28,375 UH, WHAT WAS YOUR ELEPHANT? 304 00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:32,125 - OH, I HEARD YOU WERE LOOKING FOR ANOTHER JOB, 305 00:13:32,125 --> 00:13:35,583 AND I WAS GONNA CONVINCE YOU TO STAY. 306 00:13:35,583 --> 00:13:36,792 - AH. 307 00:13:36,792 --> 00:13:38,000 [chuckles] 308 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,542 [phone rings] 309 00:13:39,542 --> 00:13:41,792 - GOOD AFTERNOON, ANDREW LESLEY'S OFFICE. 310 00:13:41,792 --> 00:13:43,792 PLEASE HOLD. 311 00:13:43,792 --> 00:13:45,917 - HELLO, WE'RE-- - SEAN AND BEVERLY LINCOLN. 312 00:13:45,917 --> 00:13:47,333 WE'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU. 313 00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:50,333 ANDREW, THEY'RE HERE. 314 00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:53,458 - OH, MY GOD. 315 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:57,166 LOOK AT YOU! IN MY OFFICE! 316 00:13:57,166 --> 00:13:58,417 MY MENTORS! 317 00:13:58,417 --> 00:14:00,667 YENZ, HOW MUCH DO I TALK ABOUT THESE TWO? 318 00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:02,875 - ALL THE TIME. - ALL THE TIME. 319 00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:06,083 - WELL, WE TALK ABOUT YOU A FAIR BIT TOO. 320 00:14:06,083 --> 00:14:07,667 - OH. 321 00:14:07,667 --> 00:14:09,083 COME IN, COME IN, COME IN, COME IN, 322 00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:10,375 COME IN, COME IN, COME IN, COME IN. 323 00:14:10,375 --> 00:14:12,917 SIT, SIT, SIT. 324 00:14:12,917 --> 00:14:15,500 I APOLOGIZE FOR THE SOFA. IT'S TEMPORARY. 325 00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:18,250 THE ONE I ORDERED IS TAKING FOREVER. 326 00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:19,417 [snores] 327 00:14:19,417 --> 00:14:20,959 HEADS WILL ROLL. [laughs] 328 00:14:20,959 --> 00:14:22,417 OH, LOOK OUT FOR THE HEADS. 329 00:14:22,417 --> 00:14:23,667 [all chuckle] 330 00:14:23,667 --> 00:14:24,667 - ALL RIGHT. 331 00:14:24,667 --> 00:14:26,333 - HERE WE GO. 332 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,834 - OH, MY GOD. - YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO-- 333 00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:31,000 - PLEASE, WE DO IT EVERY DAY. 334 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,417 ARE THESE YOURS? - DON'T BE MAD. 335 00:14:33,417 --> 00:14:35,166 - YOU CAN JUST BUY THEM. 336 00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:36,583 - I KNOW, BUT YOU LIKE THEM. 337 00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:38,458 - YOU BAKED THESE? - MM-HMM. 338 00:14:38,458 --> 00:14:40,208 - HE BAKED THESE. 339 00:14:40,208 --> 00:14:43,333 - I TOLD HIM HE DOESN'T HAVE TO. MARMALADE? 340 00:14:47,083 --> 00:14:49,333 THIS IS SUCH A TREAT. 341 00:14:49,333 --> 00:14:52,000 OH, BY THE WAY, BRAVO ON THE SHOW. 342 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,250 WE HEARD YOU WERE CANCELLED. NOW YOU'RE NOT. 343 00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:58,208 MORE EPISODES OF PUCKS! YAY. 344 00:14:58,208 --> 00:15:01,834 - ACTUALLY, UH, THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE. 345 00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:03,542 WHATEVER THEY'RE SAYING OFFICIALLY, 346 00:15:03,542 --> 00:15:06,125 OUR SHOW IS DEFINITELY OVER. 347 00:15:06,125 --> 00:15:08,041 - NO! 348 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,917 I THOUGHT THEY ORDERED SIX MORE. 349 00:15:09,917 --> 00:15:11,834 - THEY DID, BUT IT WAS JUST A PLOY 350 00:15:11,834 --> 00:15:14,208 TO KEEP MATT FROM DOING YOUR SHOW. 351 00:15:14,208 --> 00:15:15,875 - THOSE BUGGERS. 352 00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:18,291 GUESS I'M MORE IMPORTANT THAN I THOUGHT. 353 00:15:18,291 --> 00:15:19,250 [both chuckle] 354 00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:20,250 - I GUESS. 355 00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:22,000 ANYWAY, THE POINT IS, 356 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:26,583 SINCE OUR SHOW IS DEAD, WE WANTED TO PUT IT OUT THERE-- 357 00:15:26,583 --> 00:15:29,792 - OH, WOW. AWKWARD! 358 00:15:29,792 --> 00:15:32,917 I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED HIRING WRITERS YET. 359 00:15:32,917 --> 00:15:34,417 - WHAT? 360 00:15:34,417 --> 00:15:35,750 - YOU KNOW I THINK YOU'RE BOTH BEYOND BRILLIANT. 361 00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:36,959 IT'S JUST NOT QUITE THE RIGHT FIT. 362 00:15:36,959 --> 00:15:38,291 - NO, NO-- 363 00:15:38,291 --> 00:15:39,917 - I'M JUST GOING FOR SOMETHING A BIT YOUNGER. 364 00:15:39,917 --> 00:15:42,250 - WE'RE NOT HERE LOOKING FOR WORK. 365 00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:43,750 - WHATEVER YOU SAY. 366 00:15:43,750 --> 00:15:45,834 - ACTUALLY, WE HAVE A SHOW THAT THREE NETWORKS 367 00:15:45,834 --> 00:15:46,834 ARE COMPETING FOR. 368 00:15:46,834 --> 00:15:48,875 - I'M SURE YOU DO. 369 00:15:48,875 --> 00:15:51,000 - WE'RE HERE ON MATT'S BEHALF. - OH? 370 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,625 - HE FELT IT WAS IMPORTANT THAT YOU KNOW PUCKS! IS 371 00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:57,750 REALLY FINISHED, SO YOU MIGHT RECONSIDER HIM FOR THE PART. 372 00:15:57,750 --> 00:16:00,709 - OH. YEAH, THAT WON'T HAPPEN. 373 00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:02,458 UNLESS HE'S LEGALLY FREE AND CLEAR, 374 00:16:02,458 --> 00:16:03,792 THE NETWORK WILL NEVER GO FOR IT. 375 00:16:03,792 --> 00:16:06,667 [whispers] AND, UH, JUST BETWEEN US, 376 00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:08,458 I THINK WE CAN DO BETTER. 377 00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:11,250 [chuckles] 378 00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:12,583 LEMON CURD? 379 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:17,417 - IT WAS SO LOVELY TO MEET YOU. 380 00:16:17,417 --> 00:16:18,542 SCONES FOR THE ROAD? - NO, THANK YOU. 381 00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:20,792 - YEAH, FINE. 382 00:16:23,792 --> 00:16:25,166 - YOU'RE FIRED. 383 00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:27,166 - I'M WHAT? - NOTHING. 384 00:16:35,709 --> 00:16:38,625 - HEY. HOW'S OUR GUY DOING? 385 00:16:38,625 --> 00:16:40,208 - WELL, HE'S STILL STANDING. 386 00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:41,625 [whistle blows] 387 00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:44,875 - HE'S NO BECKHAM. - NOT EVEN VICTORIA. 388 00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:49,583 - WHERE'S OLLIE? - WORK. 389 00:16:49,583 --> 00:16:51,709 [whistle blows] 390 00:16:51,709 --> 00:16:52,917 - SO WHEN'S THE BIG DAY? 391 00:16:52,917 --> 00:16:54,667 - WHAT DO YOU CARE? YOU'RE NOT INVITED. 392 00:16:54,667 --> 00:16:57,000 - REALLY? I WAS KIND OF HOPING TO GIVE YOU AWAY. 393 00:17:02,583 --> 00:17:04,291 IS HE RUNNING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION? 394 00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:07,166 - UH-HUH. 395 00:17:07,166 --> 00:17:11,792 - WELL, AT LEAST HE'S GETTING EXERCISE. 396 00:17:11,792 --> 00:17:15,041 SO, UH, YOU GUYS SET A DATE YET? 397 00:17:15,041 --> 00:17:17,875 JUST ASKING. I'M EXCITED FOR YOU. 398 00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:22,542 - NO, NO DATE. IF IT HAPPENS, IT HAPPENS. 399 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:25,500 - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? - IT MEANS... 400 00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,125 IT MIGHT NOT HAPPEN. - WHAT? 401 00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:29,542 - MICHAEL! HONEY, STAND UP! 402 00:17:29,542 --> 00:17:33,333 SOMEONE'S GONNA TRIP ON YOU! 403 00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:34,959 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT MIGHT NOT HAPPEN? 404 00:17:34,959 --> 00:17:36,583 - [sighs] 405 00:17:36,583 --> 00:17:39,834 LATELY IT JUST ISN'T FEELING LIKE SUCH A GREAT IDEA. 406 00:17:39,834 --> 00:17:43,000 - THAT'S CRAZY. YOU GOTTA MARRY HIM. 407 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,542 IT'S--IT'S OLLIE! - YOU NEVER EVEN MET HIM. 408 00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:47,875 - I KNOW, BUT YOU SAID HE'S SUCH A GREAT GUY. 409 00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:52,542 - HE IS, BUT HE'S GOT ISSUES. 410 00:17:52,542 --> 00:17:54,000 - WHAT KIND OF ISSUES? 411 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:58,125 - LIKE HOSTILITY ISSUES. HE CAN BE MEAN. 412 00:17:58,125 --> 00:18:00,875 - MEAN. WHO ISN'T MEAN? 413 00:18:00,875 --> 00:18:03,000 YOU'RE MEAN, I'M MEAN. COME ON. 414 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,417 - I'M TALKING MEAN. 415 00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,917 SOMETIMES THERE'S A LOT OF RAGE THERE. 416 00:18:07,917 --> 00:18:11,458 - [clicks tongue] DEFINE RAGE. 417 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,208 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 418 00:18:13,208 --> 00:18:15,125 - I DON'T WANT YOU TO THROW AWAY SOMETHING GOOD. 419 00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:16,750 - EVEN IF HE'S SOMETIMES ABUSIVE? 420 00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:18,083 - WHAT KIND OF ABUSIVE? 421 00:18:18,083 --> 00:18:19,709 - WELL, NOT PHYSICALLY, BUT-- 422 00:18:19,709 --> 00:18:22,417 - THEN WHAT ARE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT? 423 00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:29,458 - YOU TOLD HER TO GO BACK TO THE MAN WITH THE RAGE? 424 00:18:29,458 --> 00:18:30,875 - SOMETIMES RAGE. 425 00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:32,667 - OKAY, FORGET DIANE. 426 00:18:32,667 --> 00:18:35,458 DO YOU REALLY WANT YOUR CHILDREN GROWING UP 427 00:18:35,458 --> 00:18:38,583 IN THIS POTENTIALLY UNHAPPY SITUATION 428 00:18:38,583 --> 00:18:41,875 WITH THIS ABUSIVE MAN? 429 00:18:41,875 --> 00:18:43,959 - THE SAVINGS ARE SIGNIFICANT. 430 00:18:43,959 --> 00:18:45,875 - FOR WHICH YOU'RE PREPARED TO CONSIGN THEM 431 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,625 TO A MISERABLE CHILDHOOD? 432 00:18:47,625 --> 00:18:51,959 - IT'S CHILDHOOD. IT'S OVER BEFORE YOU KNOW IT. 433 00:18:51,959 --> 00:18:54,166 - YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN GIVEN SPERM. 434 00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:56,792 - LOOK, OBVIOUSLY YOU CAN'T PUT A PRICE 435 00:18:56,792 --> 00:18:59,041 ON YOUR CHILDREN'S HAPPINESS, 436 00:18:59,041 --> 00:19:00,417 BUT IT TURNS OUT YOU CAN. 437 00:19:00,417 --> 00:19:03,792 THEY SHOWED ME A SPREADSHEET. 438 00:19:03,792 --> 00:19:06,208 - I'M OUT. 439 00:19:06,208 --> 00:19:10,083 OH, GUESS WHO WE SAW TODAY IN ALL HIS UNRELENTING SMARMINESS. 440 00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:11,375 - YOU SAW ANDREW LESLEY? - UH-HUH. 441 00:19:11,375 --> 00:19:12,583 - AND? - IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN. 442 00:19:12,583 --> 00:19:14,375 - WHAT? 443 00:19:14,375 --> 00:19:15,750 - AS LONG AS YOU'RE LEGALLY CONTRACTED TO OUR SHOW, 444 00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:16,625 THEY'RE NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU THE PART. 445 00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:18,834 - UGH. "LEGALLY." 446 00:19:18,834 --> 00:19:20,542 WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? 447 00:19:20,542 --> 00:19:22,625 - UH, ENFORCEABLE BY LAW. 448 00:19:22,625 --> 00:19:24,458 - [mumbles mockingly] 449 00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:28,083 - THAT IS HARD TO ARGUE WITH. 450 00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,291 - OH. 451 00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:34,208 - WHAT'S THIS? 452 00:19:34,208 --> 00:19:36,166 - I BROUGHT YOU A LITTLE THANK-YOU GIFT FROM MY VINEYARD, 453 00:19:36,166 --> 00:19:39,041 EVEN THOUGH IT TURNS OUT THERE'S NOTHING TO THANK YOU FOR. 454 00:19:39,041 --> 00:19:41,917 - "LEBLANC DE BLANC"? - EH? 455 00:19:41,917 --> 00:19:45,625 - I'M GUESSING IT'S NOT A VERY COMPLEX WINE. 456 00:19:48,375 --> 00:19:51,959 - WHY ARE YOU EVEN BOTHERING TO MEET WITH THOSE OTHER NETWORKS? 457 00:19:51,959 --> 00:19:54,166 - BECAUSE IN ALL LIKELIHOOD, 458 00:19:54,166 --> 00:19:55,709 WE'RE NOT GIVING OUR SHOW TO YOURS. 459 00:19:55,709 --> 00:19:58,792 - WHAT? YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT TO US. 460 00:19:58,792 --> 00:19:59,750 - BECAUSE WHY? 461 00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:02,000 - WHAT ABOUT THIS? 462 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,750 - YEAH, THAT HASN'T EXACTLY PAID BIG DIVIDENDS 463 00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:07,667 ON A PROFESSIONAL LEVEL. 464 00:20:07,667 --> 00:20:10,875 - OKAY, HOW IS IT GOING TO LOOK TO MY NEW BOSS 465 00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:14,542 IF MY BEST FRIEND GIVES HER SHOW TO SOMEONE ELSE? 466 00:20:14,542 --> 00:20:16,792 - I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND? 467 00:20:16,792 --> 00:20:19,208 - WELL, PROBABLY. 468 00:20:19,208 --> 00:20:22,291 WHO'S YOUR BEST FRIEND? - UH... 469 00:20:22,291 --> 00:20:28,125 I DON'T HAVE A BEST FRIEND BECAUSE I'M NOT SEVEN. 470 00:20:28,125 --> 00:20:29,667 - YOU CAN BE VERY HURTFUL. 471 00:20:29,667 --> 00:20:30,875 - [laughs] 472 00:20:30,875 --> 00:20:32,041 - [laughs mockingly] 473 00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:37,792 YOU'LL SEE. 474 00:20:37,792 --> 00:20:39,083 - I'LL SEE WHAT? 475 00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:41,041 - YOU'RE GONNA GIVE US THAT SHOW. 476 00:20:41,041 --> 00:20:43,834 - BECAUSE YOU DID SUCH A BANG-UP JOB WITH OUR LAST SHOW? 477 00:20:43,834 --> 00:20:47,667 - HA HA. NO, BECAUSE HELEN'S AMAZING. 478 00:20:47,667 --> 00:20:51,125 SHE'S THE BEST EXECUTIVE I'VE EVER WORKED WITH. 479 00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:52,875 - YOU REALIZE HOW LOW THE BAR IS? 480 00:20:52,875 --> 00:20:56,625 - I DO, YES. I DO. 481 00:21:03,917 --> 00:21:04,834 - HEY. 482 00:21:04,834 --> 00:21:07,625 - HEY. - ARE THEY READY? 483 00:21:07,625 --> 00:21:10,625 - GUYS, COME GET YOUR STUFF. DADDY'S HERE! 484 00:21:10,625 --> 00:21:12,792 UH, DON'T FORGET AIDEN'S GOT THAT, 485 00:21:12,792 --> 00:21:14,583 UH, WHATCHAMACALLIT THIS AFTERNOON. 486 00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:17,250 - OH, RIGHT. 487 00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:18,417 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 488 00:21:18,417 --> 00:21:20,500 - OH, YOU WANT SOME? - NO. 489 00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:25,125 THEY'RE HIS VITAMINS. THEY'RE CHILDREN'S VITAMINS. 490 00:21:25,125 --> 00:21:26,834 - REALLY GOOD. 491 00:21:26,834 --> 00:21:30,083 SO, UH, WHERE ARE WE WITH OLLIE? 492 00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:32,875 - SERIOUSLY? AGAIN WITH OLLIE? 493 00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:35,792 - I'M SORRY, I'M INVESTED. 494 00:21:35,792 --> 00:21:38,250 SO-- 495 00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:40,625 - IT'S OVER. - OV--WH-- 496 00:21:40,625 --> 00:21:42,792 WHAT DO YOU MEAN OVER? - I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 497 00:21:42,792 --> 00:21:44,750 - BUT WE DECIDED YOU WERE GONNA GIVE IT A CHANCE. 498 00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:47,208 - I GAVE IT A CHANCE. BOYS! 499 00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:49,750 - OKAY, IS THIS STILL ABOUT THE ABUSIVE THING? 500 00:21:49,750 --> 00:21:52,750 'CAUSE, NO OFFENSE, SOMETIMES YOUR EXPECTATIONS 501 00:21:52,750 --> 00:21:56,083 CAN BE A LITTLE UNREALISTIC. 502 00:21:56,083 --> 00:21:57,750 - AIDEN, MICHAEL, MOVE IT! 503 00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:59,250 YOUR FATHER'S STARTING TO PISS ME OFF. 504 00:21:59,250 --> 00:22:02,208 - SO THAT'S IT? IT'S JUST--JUST OVER? 505 00:22:02,208 --> 00:22:03,834 - YEAH. OVER. 506 00:22:03,834 --> 00:22:07,125 - OH, JESUS. 507 00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:09,000 - ARE THOSE TEARS IN YOUR EYES? 508 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,333 - THIS IS VERY UPSETTING. 509 00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:17,959 - HI, GUYS. SO SORRY I'M LATE. 510 00:22:17,959 --> 00:22:19,417 - ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HEAD? 511 00:22:19,417 --> 00:22:23,166 - OH, IT'S FINE. I JUST FELL OFF MY DESK. 512 00:22:23,166 --> 00:22:25,041 - IF EVERYBODY'S HERE, THEY'RE READY. 513 00:22:25,041 --> 00:22:27,917 - GREAT. AFTER YOU. 514 00:22:27,917 --> 00:22:30,000 - WE LOVE THIS SHOW. 515 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,834 - OH, THAT'S VERY KIND. - OH, THANK YOU. 516 00:22:31,834 --> 00:22:33,834 - IT'S FUNNY. IT'S CLEVER. 517 00:22:33,834 --> 00:22:36,291 YOU CAN TOTALLY TELL THAT ENGLISH PEOPLE WROTE IT. 518 00:22:36,291 --> 00:22:38,834 EVERYTHING YOU ALL DO IS SO SMART. 519 00:22:38,834 --> 00:22:40,959 - AND YET YOU FELT YOU NEEDED YOUR OWN COUNTRY. 520 00:22:40,959 --> 00:22:42,083 [laughter] 521 00:22:42,083 --> 00:22:45,000 - EXACTLY. 522 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,208 - ONE QUESTION WE DO HAVE THOUGH, 523 00:22:47,208 --> 00:22:53,250 THE DOUBLING, WHERE ALL THE ACTORS PLAY TWO PARTS... 524 00:22:53,250 --> 00:22:55,542 - IT'S NOT QUITE A QUESTION YET. 525 00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:57,709 - ARE YOU MARRIED TO THAT? 526 00:22:57,709 --> 00:22:58,875 - HAPPILY. 527 00:22:58,875 --> 00:23:00,417 - YEAH, WITHOUT THE DOUBLING, 528 00:23:00,417 --> 00:23:02,417 IT'S REALLY JUST A SHOW ABOUT TWO FAMILIES. 529 00:23:02,417 --> 00:23:04,792 - THE DOUBLING'S WHAT MAKES IT DISTINCTIVE. 530 00:23:04,792 --> 00:23:07,709 - OR...GIMMICKY? 531 00:23:07,709 --> 00:23:10,417 - I'M GONNA STICK WITH DISTINCTIVE, 532 00:23:10,417 --> 00:23:14,959 BUT I'LL GO TO MY GRAVE REMEMBERING GIMMICKY. 533 00:23:14,959 --> 00:23:17,917 [all chuckling] 534 00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:22,291 - WE LOVE THIS. IT'S YUMMY. 535 00:23:22,291 --> 00:23:24,375 IT'S DELICIOUS. I WANT TO EAT IT. 536 00:23:24,375 --> 00:23:25,375 IT'S THAT DELICIOUS. 537 00:23:25,375 --> 00:23:27,375 - OH, THANK YOU. - BON APPETIT. 538 00:23:27,375 --> 00:23:29,250 - THERE ARE SOME GREAT PARTS IN HERE. 539 00:23:29,250 --> 00:23:31,875 I THINK WE CAN ATTRACT SOME MAJOR TALENT. 540 00:23:31,875 --> 00:23:33,458 - MM-HMM. 541 00:23:33,458 --> 00:23:37,458 - ACTUALLY, UM, AFTER OUR EXPERIENCE ON PUCKS!, 542 00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:41,208 WE'RE NOT REALLY KEEN ON GOING WITH BIG NAMES. 543 00:23:41,208 --> 00:23:44,458 - GOT IT. TOTALLY HEAR YOU. 544 00:23:44,458 --> 00:23:48,000 BUT SAY WE COULD GET SOMEONE LIKE, I DON'T KNOW, 545 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,333 ANTHONY HOPKINS FOR THE FATHER... 546 00:23:50,333 --> 00:23:54,667 - UH, RIGHT, BUT HE WOULD BE A BIG NAME. 547 00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:57,417 - NO, OF COURSE. I DON'T MEAN HIM PER SE. 548 00:23:57,417 --> 00:24:01,542 I'M TALKING ABOUT AN ANTHONY HOPKINS TYPE. 549 00:24:01,542 --> 00:24:03,458 - OH, WELL, THAT WOULD BE FINE. 550 00:24:03,458 --> 00:24:08,083 - LIKE DONALD SUTHERLAND. 551 00:24:08,083 --> 00:24:11,208 - AGAIN, THAT'S A BIG NAME. 552 00:24:11,208 --> 00:24:12,959 - GOTCHA. I'M WITH YOU. 553 00:24:12,959 --> 00:24:16,583 I--I JUST MEAN SOMEONE DONALD SUTHERLAND-ESQUE. 554 00:24:16,583 --> 00:24:21,166 - OKAY. - LIKE CHRISTOPHER PLUMMER. 555 00:24:21,166 --> 00:24:22,959 - AGAIN-- - YEAH, YEAH. 556 00:24:22,959 --> 00:24:24,333 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 557 00:24:24,333 --> 00:24:25,750 - [chuckles] 558 00:24:25,750 --> 00:24:29,291 I THINK WE DO. 559 00:24:29,291 --> 00:24:32,125 - ALL RIGHT, SO THIS IS FANTASTIC. 560 00:24:32,125 --> 00:24:34,583 IT'S SOPHISTICATED AND HILARIOUS, 561 00:24:34,583 --> 00:24:36,291 AND YOU'VE BEEN HEARING THAT STUFF ALL DAY LONG. 562 00:24:36,291 --> 00:24:38,417 - BUT NOT YET TIRED OF IT. [laughter] 563 00:24:38,417 --> 00:24:40,375 - WELL, KUDOS ON BEING BRILLIANT. 564 00:24:40,375 --> 00:24:43,959 NOW, WHAT QUESTIONS DO YOU HAVE FOR US? 565 00:24:43,959 --> 00:24:46,125 - UM... - UH... 566 00:24:46,125 --> 00:24:47,667 WE DIDN'T KNOW IT COULD GO THAT WAY. 567 00:24:47,667 --> 00:24:49,542 REFRESHING! - [laughs] 568 00:24:49,542 --> 00:24:51,625 - DO WE HAVE ANY QUESTIONS? 569 00:24:51,625 --> 00:24:54,291 - UH, OKAY. 570 00:24:54,291 --> 00:24:56,417 IT'S BEEN SUGGESTED THAT WE MIGHT WANT 571 00:24:56,417 --> 00:24:58,417 TO ELIMINATE THE DOUBLING. 572 00:24:58,417 --> 00:25:02,000 - WHY? I LOVE THE DOUBLING. THE DOUBLING IS THE KEY. 573 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,917 OTHERWISE IT'S JUST A SHOW ABOUT TWO FAMILIES. 574 00:25:04,917 --> 00:25:07,542 - EXACTLY. 575 00:25:07,542 --> 00:25:09,667 - UH, ANY THOUGHTS ON CASTING? 576 00:25:09,667 --> 00:25:12,041 - I ALREADY TOLD THESE GUYS I SHOWED THE SCRIPT 577 00:25:12,041 --> 00:25:15,500 TO SUSAN SARANDON, WHO WAS VERY HOT ON IT. 578 00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:17,709 - I MENTIONED GOLDIE HAWN, ALTHOUGH SHE'S NO LONGER 579 00:25:17,709 --> 00:25:19,917 A CLIENT, SO I THINK WE CAN DO BETTER. 580 00:25:19,917 --> 00:25:22,417 - LOOK, WE'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, 581 00:25:22,417 --> 00:25:26,917 BUT ARE YOU DEAD SET ON GOING WITH BIG NAMES? 582 00:25:26,917 --> 00:25:28,208 - UH, NO. 583 00:25:28,208 --> 00:25:29,208 - I FEEL LIKE, WITH A SCRIPT THIS STRONG, 584 00:25:29,208 --> 00:25:30,709 YOU DON'T NEED NAMES. 585 00:25:30,709 --> 00:25:34,333 I MEAN, IF YOU LOOK AT JUST ABOUT ANY BIG COMEDY 586 00:25:34,333 --> 00:25:36,250 FROM THE LAST 20 YEARS, THEY STARTED OUT 587 00:25:36,250 --> 00:25:38,875 WITH REALLY GOOD ACTORS AND MADE THEM STARS, 588 00:25:38,875 --> 00:25:40,291 NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. 589 00:25:40,291 --> 00:25:42,208 - INTERESTING. - HEY. 590 00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:44,709 AND IF THE SHOW'S A HIT, YOU'LL END UP PAYING THEM JUST AS MUCH, 591 00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:48,125 AND THEY'LL WIND UP JUST AS CRAZY, SO WHY START THERE? 592 00:25:48,125 --> 00:25:50,000 THIS IS YOUR STAR. 593 00:25:53,083 --> 00:25:56,875 - LOOK AT YOU, ALL SMUG. - NOT SMUG, HAPPY. 594 00:25:56,875 --> 00:26:00,208 ALL RIGHT, 80% HAPPY, 20% SMUG, 595 00:26:00,208 --> 00:26:02,041 WITH A LITTLE EXTRA SMUG IN RESERVE. 596 00:26:02,041 --> 00:26:04,709 [elevator bell dings] OOH. 597 00:26:04,709 --> 00:26:06,709 OH, COME ON, SHE'S FANTASTIC. 598 00:26:06,709 --> 00:26:08,750 THERE'S NOTHING REMOTELY FUCKWIT ABOUT HER. 599 00:26:08,750 --> 00:26:11,667 [elevator bell dings] 600 00:26:11,667 --> 00:26:16,542 - SO, WAS I RIGHT? SHE'S GREAT, RIGHT? 601 00:26:16,542 --> 00:26:18,709 [elevator bell dings] - SHE'S VERY IMPRESSIVE. 602 00:26:18,709 --> 00:26:20,625 - AND? 603 00:26:20,625 --> 00:26:22,250 - AND SHE CLEARLY GETS 604 00:26:22,250 --> 00:26:25,875 WHAT'S GOOD ABOUT THE SHOW. [elevator bell dinging] 605 00:26:25,875 --> 00:26:27,250 - SO? 606 00:26:27,250 --> 00:26:29,583 [buzzer] 607 00:26:32,625 --> 00:26:35,250 - WELL, COMPARED TO THE OTHER IDIOTS WE MET TODAY, 608 00:26:35,250 --> 00:26:37,875 SHE'S OBVIOUSLY HEAD AND SHOULDERS-- 609 00:26:37,875 --> 00:26:41,583 - OH, JESUS, JUST TELL ME WE'RE GETTING THE FUCKING SHOW. 610 00:26:44,875 --> 00:26:46,458 - [sighs] 611 00:26:46,458 --> 00:26:51,750 I HAVE GRAVE MISGIVINGS, IT'S PROBABLY A HUGE MISTAKE, 612 00:26:51,750 --> 00:26:54,333 AND I'M SURE THERE'LL COME A DAY WHEN I REGRET THIS. 613 00:26:54,333 --> 00:26:57,709 - SO IT'S A YES! YAY! 614 00:26:59,333 --> 00:27:00,542 [laughs] 615 00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:08,083 - HEY, JOSE. 616 00:27:12,417 --> 00:27:14,500 YOU KNOW I THINK YOU'RE FANTASTIC, 617 00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:16,458 AND THIS HAS GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. 618 00:27:16,458 --> 00:27:21,125 I MEAN, THIS BEACH IS-- 619 00:27:21,125 --> 00:27:23,125 [chuckles] 620 00:27:23,125 --> 00:27:25,041 BUT UNFORTUNATELY I'M HAVING TO MAKE 621 00:27:25,041 --> 00:27:27,458 SOME TOUGH FINANCIAL DECISIONS. 622 00:27:27,458 --> 00:27:28,625 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW THE TRADES, 623 00:27:28,625 --> 00:27:30,333 BUT THERE'S BEEN A WHOLE SCANDAL. 624 00:27:30,333 --> 00:27:33,667 MY BUSINESS MANAGER TOTALLY FUCKED ME OVER, AND-- 625 00:27:33,667 --> 00:27:36,959 WELL, YOU CAN IMAGINE, IT'S BEEN A NIGHTMARE. 626 00:27:36,959 --> 00:27:40,834 THEY WANT ME TO SELL MY PLANE. I MEAN, THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 627 00:27:40,834 --> 00:27:42,625 YOU GOT TO DRAW A LINE SOMEWHERE. 628 00:27:42,625 --> 00:27:44,458 [chuckles] 629 00:27:44,458 --> 00:27:49,208 BUT SADLY I DO HAVE TO MAKE SOME CUTBACKS. 630 00:27:49,208 --> 00:27:52,917 SO I WANTED TO THANK YOU FOR 18 YEARS. 631 00:27:52,917 --> 00:27:57,917 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, BUT TODAY NEEDS TO BE OUR LAST DAY. 632 00:27:57,917 --> 00:28:00,750 IF YOU COULD JUST GRAB THAT LITTLE BIT OF SEAWEED SHIT 633 00:28:00,750 --> 00:28:03,875 OVER THERE, I THINK WE'RE GOOD. 634 00:28:03,875 --> 00:28:07,792 ALSO, I ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S YOUR RAKE OR MY RAKE, 635 00:28:07,792 --> 00:28:12,500 BUT BY ALL MEANS--HUH? 636 00:28:12,500 --> 00:28:15,166 AND AGAIN, THANK YOU. 637 00:28:17,166 --> 00:28:19,166 OH, THERE'S PART OF A DEAD SEAGULL OVER THERE. 638 00:28:19,166 --> 00:28:22,709 IF YOU COULD JUST GRAB THAT, THAT'D BE GREAT, YEAH? 639 00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:30,834 [keys clacking] 640 00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:33,709 [quirky music] 641 00:28:33,709 --> 00:28:41,834 ♪ ♪