1 00:00:24,689 --> 00:00:26,793 One of the easiest things in the world 2 00:00:26,827 --> 00:00:29,172 to do is to fall in love with an ugly girl, 3 00:00:30,448 --> 00:00:32,586 'cause they're gonna make it right for you. 4 00:00:32,619 --> 00:00:33,965 They're gonna bring you the right wines. 5 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:37,344 They're gonna light your cigarettes for you, all that shit. 6 00:00:38,310 --> 00:00:40,206 I've been there before, man. 7 00:00:40,241 --> 00:00:41,689 I understand. 8 00:00:41,724 --> 00:00:43,413 3/4 of the people in this room have been there. 9 00:00:44,620 --> 00:00:46,275 And they're the nicest girls, really, 10 00:00:46,310 --> 00:00:47,448 when you think about it. 11 00:00:47,482 --> 00:00:49,448 I mean, that was probably the nicest girl 12 00:00:49,482 --> 00:00:50,586 in high school, you know? 13 00:00:52,103 --> 00:00:53,448 I had this thing, one time, 14 00:00:53,482 --> 00:00:55,724 where I met this undercover fine girl, first, 15 00:00:55,758 --> 00:00:57,344 where the cats are lookin' at the ugly girl 16 00:00:57,379 --> 00:00:59,344 with the big glasses and the braces, you know. 17 00:00:59,379 --> 00:01:01,137 I'm lookin' at her. 18 00:01:01,172 --> 00:01:02,482 I'm thinkin', wow, that ass is starting to look real. 19 00:01:03,758 --> 00:01:05,343 I'll bet when school starts again next year, 20 00:01:05,379 --> 00:01:08,827 she's gonna be kinda right. 21 00:01:08,862 --> 00:01:11,448 Fuckin' school started that next year, man, 22 00:01:11,482 --> 00:01:12,793 she got some contact lenses. 23 00:01:12,827 --> 00:01:13,827 She dropped a bunch of weight. 24 00:01:13,862 --> 00:01:16,172 She was fine as hell. 25 00:01:16,206 --> 00:01:18,137 But I was nice to her, 26 00:01:18,172 --> 00:01:19,103 the year before. 27 00:01:20,655 --> 00:01:23,344 I started dating' this girl, man. 28 00:01:23,379 --> 00:01:24,827 She lived in this really rich community. 29 00:01:24,862 --> 00:01:25,896 It was called Roland Park. 30 00:01:25,931 --> 00:01:28,344 Her dad's name was Dr. Lebeaux. 31 00:01:28,379 --> 00:01:29,793 He was a Black cat that looked White, 32 00:01:29,827 --> 00:01:31,172 didn't want to be Black. 33 00:01:31,206 --> 00:01:32,482 He didn't want me hangin' around. 34 00:01:33,896 --> 00:01:35,413 The bastard slammed the door in my face. 35 00:01:35,448 --> 00:01:38,103 He goes, "Mr. Waters?" 36 00:01:38,137 --> 00:01:41,137 I said, "Yeah, I'm Ron Waters." 37 00:01:41,172 --> 00:01:43,275 "Well, Mr. Waters, my daughter's not coming out, 38 00:01:43,310 --> 00:01:44,482 and she's never going to come out." 39 00:01:44,517 --> 00:01:46,172 Bam! 40 00:01:46,206 --> 00:01:48,793 I remember walkin' down this long circular driveway, 41 00:01:48,827 --> 00:01:51,241 thinking, man, ain't that a bitch? 42 00:01:51,275 --> 00:01:52,793 I get back to the crib. I call her up. 43 00:01:52,827 --> 00:01:57,344 I said, "Deborah, your father slammed the door in my face." 44 00:01:57,378 --> 00:01:59,310 "Yeah, I know, man. He's crazy. 45 00:01:59,344 --> 00:02:00,379 Where can we meet?" 46 00:02:01,931 --> 00:02:03,413 I said, "Well, uh, you can come over to my house. 47 00:02:03,448 --> 00:02:05,241 My mom don't give a fuck." 48 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:09,240 I started fucking this girl in my pajamas, man. 49 00:02:10,344 --> 00:02:11,586 She would come by the crib, 50 00:02:11,620 --> 00:02:12,965 I wouldn't even bother puttin' my pants on. 51 00:02:17,448 --> 00:02:20,310 So eventually, we started hangin' back at her house, again. 52 00:02:20,344 --> 00:02:22,827 Her house was so big, man, she had her own wing, 53 00:02:22,862 --> 00:02:24,310 so I could slip through the backdoor. 54 00:02:24,344 --> 00:02:26,344 Nobody would know I was there. 55 00:02:26,379 --> 00:02:27,931 But I was smokin'. 56 00:02:27,965 --> 00:02:29,827 And they could smell the smoke in the house. 57 00:02:29,862 --> 00:02:31,482 Mom came into the room. 58 00:02:31,517 --> 00:02:33,724 She was like, "Deborah, somebody's smoking in here." 59 00:02:35,551 --> 00:02:37,517 And I'm lookin' through the peephole, man. 60 00:02:37,551 --> 00:02:39,241 The mom actually said, 61 00:02:39,275 --> 00:02:40,517 "Deborah, open up your mouth." 62 00:02:40,551 --> 00:02:42,827 She opened up her fuckin' mouth, 63 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,793 and poked her nose in, and she's like, 64 00:02:45,827 --> 00:02:49,172 "It's not you, but it's in here somewhere. 65 00:02:49,206 --> 00:02:50,758 "Somebody's been smoking." 66 00:02:51,930 --> 00:02:53,310 So she opens up the closet, man., 67 00:02:53,344 --> 00:02:54,689 and she sees me behind the clothes. 68 00:02:54,724 --> 00:02:57,379 My feet are stickin' out. 69 00:02:57,413 --> 00:02:58,862 So she screams. 70 00:02:58,896 --> 00:02:59,896 I bust for the backdoor. 71 00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:01,413 I got my shoes in my hand. 72 00:03:01,448 --> 00:03:02,827 I go. 73 00:03:02,862 --> 00:03:03,965 The motherfucker's double locked. 74 00:03:05,551 --> 00:03:07,241 So I had to sit down. 75 00:03:07,275 --> 00:03:10,310 She has to fix me some cocoa with some shit. 76 00:03:11,724 --> 00:03:13,310 And I had to tell her, you know, 77 00:03:13,344 --> 00:03:17,275 "Please don't hold her responsible for my actions." 78 00:03:17,310 --> 00:03:19,551 I mean, I was a man about it. 79 00:03:19,586 --> 00:03:22,241 And I said, "You can call my parents. 80 00:03:22,275 --> 00:03:23,379 This smoking habit, I, 81 00:03:24,827 --> 00:03:26,551 I really gotta stop." 82 00:03:28,586 --> 00:03:30,758 And after I got done talking, her mom was like, 83 00:03:31,724 --> 00:03:32,551 "Well, damn. 84 00:03:33,965 --> 00:03:35,413 Maybe I oughta give the nigger some pussy, too." 85 00:03:37,655 --> 00:03:39,310 I mean, this is the most motherfuckin' 86 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:41,241 mature 14-year-old I've met. 87 00:03:43,551 --> 00:03:44,551 Thank you, good afternoon. 88 00:03:48,827 --> 00:03:51,724 Ron Waters, ladies and gentlemen. 89 00:03:51,758 --> 00:03:53,413 Ron Waters! 90 00:03:55,517 --> 00:03:56,965 Ron Waters, everybody. 91 00:03:58,586 --> 00:04:01,689 ♪ Take me all the way to the top ♪ 92 00:04:01,724 --> 00:04:04,068 ♪ Goin' to heaven to meet you 93 00:04:09,862 --> 00:04:10,862 ♪ To the top 94 00:04:12,344 --> 00:04:13,724 - Yeah? - Hey, Ron, there's a guy 95 00:04:13,758 --> 00:04:16,000 named Sterling French here to see you. 96 00:04:16,034 --> 00:04:17,827 White dude, crazy hair. 97 00:04:17,862 --> 00:04:18,724 Sterling French? 98 00:04:21,447 --> 00:04:22,448 I'll be damned. 99 00:04:25,620 --> 00:04:26,689 Send him back. 100 00:04:26,724 --> 00:04:28,551 All right. 101 00:04:30,931 --> 00:04:33,517 Sterling French, how are you, man? 102 00:04:33,551 --> 00:04:34,724 I'm good. I'm good. 103 00:04:36,413 --> 00:04:38,965 I didn't think I was ever gonna see you again, man. 104 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,758 Well, you weren't. 105 00:04:40,793 --> 00:04:43,310 But I was in town, and, uh, 106 00:04:43,344 --> 00:04:45,034 I thought I'd come see you. 107 00:04:45,068 --> 00:04:45,965 Well, I appreciate that. 108 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,344 I'm glad to see you. 109 00:04:48,379 --> 00:04:49,586 What are you drinking? 110 00:04:49,620 --> 00:04:50,448 Bourbon. 111 00:04:53,586 --> 00:04:55,724 How you makin' out, nowadays? 112 00:04:55,758 --> 00:04:56,931 You seem to be doin' all right. 113 00:04:58,655 --> 00:04:59,551 You got your own spot. 114 00:05:01,448 --> 00:05:03,000 Well, I'm hanging in. 115 00:05:04,862 --> 00:05:05,862 I'm all right. 116 00:05:05,896 --> 00:05:06,965 My wife owns the spot. 117 00:05:08,793 --> 00:05:09,689 I'm the entertainment. 118 00:05:11,068 --> 00:05:12,000 You know, Ron, I'm starting 119 00:05:12,034 --> 00:05:13,517 to get calls for you again. 120 00:05:13,551 --> 00:05:14,689 Oh, yeah? 121 00:05:14,724 --> 00:05:16,517 Yean, something's happening. 122 00:05:16,551 --> 00:05:18,000 I got four to five different calls for you, 123 00:05:18,034 --> 00:05:19,034 in the past month. 124 00:05:20,448 --> 00:05:21,758 Wow. 125 00:05:21,793 --> 00:05:23,137 People want to see you again. 126 00:05:23,172 --> 00:05:24,000 That's fantastic. 127 00:05:24,034 --> 00:05:24,862 Yeah. 128 00:05:26,172 --> 00:05:27,689 And I'd like to represent you in these deals 129 00:05:27,724 --> 00:05:29,448 if you want to go through with all this. 130 00:05:29,482 --> 00:05:31,103 Who's asking for me? 131 00:05:31,137 --> 00:05:35,034 Echoes, Three's, One Night Stand, The Comedy Cafe. 132 00:05:37,103 --> 00:05:40,137 But, Ron, I need to know that you want to do it. 133 00:05:40,172 --> 00:05:42,413 I need to know that you're okay, 134 00:05:42,448 --> 00:05:44,620 that what happened before is not gonna happen again. 135 00:05:44,655 --> 00:05:46,034 Come on, Sterling, you didn't come all the way here 136 00:05:46,068 --> 00:05:47,689 to bring that up again, did you, man? 137 00:05:47,724 --> 00:05:49,724 No, I came here to offer you a job. 138 00:05:51,068 --> 00:05:52,793 I came here to make money with you. 139 00:05:52,827 --> 00:05:54,448 I want to make money with my friends. 140 00:05:55,827 --> 00:05:58,448 But I need to know that you're all right. 141 00:05:58,482 --> 00:06:00,655 I'm good, man. I'm cool. 142 00:06:00,689 --> 00:06:01,620 Ron, I'm serious. 143 00:06:02,827 --> 00:06:04,448 I don't want a repeat. 144 00:06:04,482 --> 00:06:05,482 You, I won't... 145 00:06:06,689 --> 00:06:09,655 Really, I'm good, man. 146 00:06:09,689 --> 00:06:11,482 I promise. 147 00:06:11,517 --> 00:06:12,827 I promise. 148 00:06:12,862 --> 00:06:14,655 Please, I promise. 149 00:06:14,689 --> 00:06:15,689 All right. 150 00:06:47,689 --> 00:06:49,137 - Hey. - Hey, baby. 151 00:06:49,172 --> 00:06:51,172 How you doing? Good. 152 00:06:51,206 --> 00:06:53,689 Can I get you somethin' from the kitchen? 153 00:06:53,724 --> 00:06:55,103 No, no, I'm good. 154 00:06:57,103 --> 00:06:58,689 I invoiced that case of brandy 155 00:06:58,724 --> 00:07:00,275 that I picked up in Wisconsin. 156 00:07:00,310 --> 00:07:02,275 Good job. 157 00:07:02,310 --> 00:07:03,827 I learned from the best. 158 00:07:03,862 --> 00:07:04,551 Thank you. 159 00:07:05,586 --> 00:07:06,586 Excuse me. 160 00:07:08,068 --> 00:07:09,172 Sit next to you. 161 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:13,275 Held around roughly 162 00:07:13,310 --> 00:07:15,586 over the 10,000 level. 163 00:07:15,620 --> 00:07:17,551 You had import rice, took their shot 164 00:07:17,586 --> 00:07:19,482 and plunged eight to one. 165 00:07:29,896 --> 00:07:31,517 - Baby. - Hmm? 166 00:07:31,551 --> 00:07:32,896 I was tryin' to concentrate. 167 00:07:32,931 --> 00:07:34,137 I'm concentratin' too. 168 00:07:34,172 --> 00:07:36,172 Yeah, but I got inspectors coming 169 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:37,586 to the new place tomorrow. 170 00:07:37,620 --> 00:07:39,000 I gotta have all those numbers ready. 171 00:07:39,034 --> 00:07:40,586 I'm trying to find something to love, tonight. 172 00:07:40,620 --> 00:07:44,827 Baby, let's do this tomorrow night, please. 173 00:07:52,793 --> 00:07:54,034 Every night, it's something different. 174 00:07:54,068 --> 00:07:56,551 You don't like this. I can't do that. 175 00:07:56,586 --> 00:07:57,827 Nothing's doin' nothin' for you no more, huh? 176 00:07:57,862 --> 00:07:59,206 Oh, that's not true. 177 00:07:59,241 --> 00:08:01,000 You got me overthinkin' this stuff, baby. 178 00:08:01,034 --> 00:08:03,344 I can't be thinking about you all the time. 179 00:08:03,379 --> 00:08:04,758 And let me just tell you, 180 00:08:04,793 --> 00:08:05,965 I got to go back out on the road again, too. 181 00:08:07,137 --> 00:08:08,793 What are you talking about? 182 00:08:08,827 --> 00:08:10,896 Sterling French stopped by the club tonight. 183 00:08:10,931 --> 00:08:12,758 They're asking for me out in L.A. 184 00:08:12,793 --> 00:08:14,344 Sterling French? 185 00:08:14,379 --> 00:08:16,965 Mr. Hollywood himself? 186 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,034 Who's asking for you out in L.A.? 187 00:08:19,068 --> 00:08:20,793 Comedy Magic, Laugh Factory. 188 00:08:22,137 --> 00:08:23,000 Really? 189 00:08:24,068 --> 00:08:25,275 What about our club? 190 00:08:25,310 --> 00:08:26,793 Your club. 191 00:08:26,827 --> 00:08:28,586 Ron, we're up 25% 192 00:08:28,620 --> 00:08:30,241 since you started headlining four nights a week. 193 00:08:30,275 --> 00:08:31,896 Items per order are up. 194 00:08:31,931 --> 00:08:33,827 Drink orders are up. Turnover is up. 195 00:08:33,861 --> 00:08:35,895 I mean, we're in the middle of building our new club. 196 00:08:35,931 --> 00:08:37,172 You can't leave now. 197 00:08:37,206 --> 00:08:39,102 I understand that I sell more wine 198 00:08:39,136 --> 00:08:40,965 and steaks for you, when I'm performing, 199 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:43,136 but I didn't come into this world for that. 200 00:08:43,172 --> 00:08:46,275 I got an opportunity to do my thing in a wide scale. 201 00:08:47,793 --> 00:08:48,827 What am I supposed to do? 202 00:08:50,206 --> 00:08:52,000 So how long would you be gone for? 203 00:08:53,103 --> 00:08:54,620 Eight weeks, somethin' like that. 204 00:08:54,655 --> 00:08:56,275 Maybe more if it goes well. 205 00:08:56,310 --> 00:08:57,551 Maybe less if it doesn't. 206 00:09:00,310 --> 00:09:01,344 I don't want you to go. 207 00:09:04,034 --> 00:09:05,655 Stay here. 208 00:09:05,689 --> 00:09:07,310 Stay here with me, work here with me. 209 00:09:08,448 --> 00:09:10,034 You're getting all emotional. 210 00:09:10,068 --> 00:09:11,275 You're starting to make me think the plane is going down. 211 00:09:11,310 --> 00:09:12,793 What? I'm not gonna see you anymore? 212 00:09:12,827 --> 00:09:15,103 No, no, it's not that. It's not that. 213 00:09:15,137 --> 00:09:16,034 I just, uh, 214 00:09:17,448 --> 00:09:19,275 I just want you to leave on a better note, you know, 215 00:09:19,310 --> 00:09:21,827 like under better circumstances. 216 00:09:21,862 --> 00:09:22,275 Look, darling, 217 00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:25,724 God's gonna give us a break. 218 00:09:25,758 --> 00:09:27,172 All right, I'm gonna get this act together. 219 00:09:27,206 --> 00:09:29,103 You're gonna get the club together. 220 00:09:29,137 --> 00:09:30,344 It's gonna be all right. 221 00:09:32,034 --> 00:09:36,655 Come here. 222 00:09:52,862 --> 00:09:56,655 ♪ I don't mind the system of emotion ♪ 223 00:09:56,689 --> 00:09:59,172 Can I offer you anything else, Mr. Waters? 224 00:09:59,206 --> 00:10:01,172 - Yes, some club soda. - Club soda? 225 00:10:01,206 --> 00:10:02,000 - Yeah. - I'll get that for you. 226 00:10:02,034 --> 00:10:03,000 Thank you. 227 00:10:03,034 --> 00:10:05,344 ♪ New generation 228 00:10:05,379 --> 00:10:06,689 ♪ I'm a businessman 229 00:10:06,724 --> 00:10:08,275 ♪ I got my business card 230 00:10:08,310 --> 00:10:12,344 ♪ There are things that I trust, yeah ♪ 231 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:14,862 ♪ I'm a business baby 232 00:10:14,896 --> 00:10:18,862 ♪ I'm a business guy 233 00:10:18,896 --> 00:10:21,034 ♪ 2% MIs 234 00:10:21,068 --> 00:10:24,413 ♪ Here's my business card 235 00:10:24,448 --> 00:10:29,241 ♪ Yeah 236 00:10:33,241 --> 00:10:37,172 ♪ I don't mind the new situation ♪ 237 00:10:37,206 --> 00:10:39,965 I've never tried it. 238 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,655 My dad used to do it a lot. 239 00:10:41,689 --> 00:10:42,275 He loved it. 240 00:10:44,034 --> 00:10:45,310 Whew, finally sittin'. 241 00:10:47,034 --> 00:10:47,896 Oh, wait, wait, wait. 242 00:10:48,896 --> 00:10:50,724 Hello. 243 00:10:50,758 --> 00:10:52,655 - Hi, baby, I made it. - How is it out there? 244 00:10:52,689 --> 00:10:55,034 Uh, looks like everybody's got money out here, 245 00:10:55,068 --> 00:10:56,172 if I didn't know any better. 246 00:10:56,206 --> 00:10:57,724 How are you? I'm good, I'm good. 247 00:10:57,758 --> 00:10:58,724 I'm here with Shelly. 248 00:10:58,758 --> 00:11:00,793 We're gonna do a power walk. 249 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:02,758 Oh, okay, cool. 250 00:11:02,793 --> 00:11:04,241 All right, hey, uh, 251 00:11:04,275 --> 00:11:05,448 baby, I got a, I got a show tonight, 252 00:11:05,482 --> 00:11:07,896 so I'm gonna call you afterward, or I'll call you tomorrow. 253 00:11:07,931 --> 00:11:09,068 Call me tonight. 254 00:11:09,103 --> 00:11:10,137 Okay, my love. 255 00:11:10,172 --> 00:11:11,068 Okay, bye-bye. 256 00:11:12,931 --> 00:11:13,965 How you guys doing? 257 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,379 You know. 258 00:11:17,931 --> 00:11:20,896 Ah, I completely understand. 259 00:11:20,931 --> 00:11:21,793 What's up? 260 00:11:21,827 --> 00:11:23,413 Same old, same old. 261 00:11:23,448 --> 00:11:24,896 I've been so busy. 262 00:11:24,931 --> 00:11:27,482 We haven't had time for sex, and he wants it, 263 00:11:27,517 --> 00:11:31,965 and now he's gone away in the middle of all of that. 264 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,241 Is it him, or do you want someone else? 265 00:11:34,275 --> 00:11:35,896 I don't know. 266 00:11:35,931 --> 00:11:37,068 I mean no. 267 00:11:37,103 --> 00:11:38,724 We've been together a long time. 268 00:11:41,379 --> 00:11:43,931 Well, maybe the time away will be good for you guys. 269 00:11:43,965 --> 00:11:46,344 You know, you can figure out what you mean to each other, 270 00:11:46,379 --> 00:11:48,310 come to a new understanding. 271 00:11:48,344 --> 00:11:50,137 - Maybe. - Maybe? 272 00:11:50,172 --> 00:11:51,000 I don't know. 273 00:11:58,379 --> 00:12:00,137 Hello, sir, welcome to Shangri La. 274 00:12:13,448 --> 00:12:14,310 I can help you, sir. 275 00:12:17,241 --> 00:12:19,551 Hi, welcome to the Shangri La. 276 00:12:19,586 --> 00:12:20,379 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 277 00:12:20,413 --> 00:12:21,482 Last name is Waters. 278 00:12:23,103 --> 00:12:24,137 How are you? 279 00:12:24,172 --> 00:12:25,448 I'm fine. Thank you. 280 00:12:27,172 --> 00:12:28,103 Ron? 281 00:12:28,137 --> 00:12:29,000 Yes, that's me. 282 00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:33,034 You know, I recognize you from somewhere. 283 00:12:33,068 --> 00:12:34,206 You an actor or something? 284 00:12:34,241 --> 00:12:36,068 I do a few things. 285 00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:37,137 Acting is one of them. 286 00:12:37,172 --> 00:12:38,482 Okay. 287 00:12:38,517 --> 00:12:40,103 Let's see. 288 00:12:40,137 --> 00:12:44,034 Yes, we have you in, um, suite 500. 289 00:12:44,068 --> 00:12:45,000 It's an ocean-view suite. 290 00:12:45,034 --> 00:12:46,413 You're gonna like it. 291 00:12:46,448 --> 00:12:48,103 - Cool. - Mm-hmm. 292 00:12:48,137 --> 00:12:49,310 I think there's supposed to be a piano in there for me. 293 00:12:49,344 --> 00:12:51,000 Mm-hmm. 294 00:12:51,034 --> 00:12:53,482 Yes, we heard about that, and it is in there. 295 00:12:53,517 --> 00:12:54,827 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 296 00:12:54,862 --> 00:12:56,241 - What's your name? - Janine. 297 00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:57,103 Thank you, Janine. 298 00:12:57,137 --> 00:12:58,965 I appreciate your help. 299 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,517 Absolutely. 300 00:13:00,551 --> 00:13:02,379 Elevator's off to your left. 301 00:13:24,068 --> 00:13:25,310 They're comin' out. 302 00:13:25,344 --> 00:13:26,931 No, no, I got to call my people, man. 303 00:13:26,965 --> 00:13:29,034 Let 'em know I'm in town, doin' shows. 304 00:13:29,068 --> 00:13:29,758 Give me the information. 305 00:13:29,793 --> 00:13:31,517 We'll take care of 'em for you. 306 00:13:31,551 --> 00:13:34,068 No, Sterling, I can do it, man. 307 00:13:34,103 --> 00:13:35,896 Ron, it's not your job. 308 00:13:35,931 --> 00:13:37,310 You can't do everything. 309 00:13:37,344 --> 00:13:39,517 That's the problem with people multitasking, you know. 310 00:13:39,551 --> 00:13:40,862 You never get nowhere. 311 00:13:42,103 --> 00:13:43,137 Duke Ellington knew that. 312 00:13:44,517 --> 00:13:45,931 I got to have good people around me 313 00:13:45,965 --> 00:13:47,551 in order to be Duke Ellington. 314 00:13:49,275 --> 00:13:51,241 Got to have the best people around ya. 315 00:13:51,275 --> 00:13:54,379 ♪ I hit the door, it's on 316 00:13:57,517 --> 00:13:58,344 Hey, man! 317 00:13:59,482 --> 00:14:01,034 - How you been, man? - I'm good, man. 318 00:14:01,068 --> 00:14:02,241 Good to see you. I'm glad you came out. 319 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:03,482 Oh, come on, man. 320 00:14:03,517 --> 00:14:05,137 You know showtime's my favorite time of day. 321 00:14:05,172 --> 00:14:06,551 I love it. 322 00:14:06,586 --> 00:14:08,103 Hey, Sterling, you remember my cousin Floyd? 323 00:14:08,137 --> 00:14:09,620 Number 42. 324 00:14:09,655 --> 00:14:11,275 A bad motherfucker! 325 00:14:13,068 --> 00:14:14,034 How you been? 326 00:14:14,068 --> 00:14:15,275 Uh, great, man. 327 00:14:15,310 --> 00:14:17,241 Hey, man, you know you're up soon, right? 328 00:14:17,275 --> 00:14:18,103 - Yeah. - Okay. 329 00:14:19,965 --> 00:14:21,448 There's no smoking on stage, Ron, come on. 330 00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:26,034 Excuse me, I gotta go get ready, man. 331 00:14:26,068 --> 00:14:27,275 What you drinking nowadays? 332 00:14:27,310 --> 00:14:29,241 Uh, man, not too much. 333 00:14:30,551 --> 00:14:32,241 I'll have a glass of vodka. 334 00:14:32,275 --> 00:14:33,931 Bullshit. I haven't seen you in forever. 335 00:14:33,965 --> 00:14:35,000 We're gonna have more than a glass. 336 00:14:35,034 --> 00:14:35,689 We're gonna have a few. 337 00:14:39,551 --> 00:14:41,275 I mean, I think the worst date I had was 338 00:14:41,310 --> 00:14:42,275 about a week and half ago. 339 00:14:42,310 --> 00:14:44,034 I went out with this girl, 340 00:14:44,068 --> 00:14:46,068 and she kept talkin' about her ex-boyfriend, the whole time, 341 00:14:46,103 --> 00:14:48,310 who was apparently this big bull rider in the rodeo. 342 00:14:48,344 --> 00:14:49,689 Yeah. 343 00:14:49,724 --> 00:14:51,000 She did confess to me, though, 344 00:14:51,034 --> 00:14:52,448 that he wasn't very good in bed. 345 00:14:52,482 --> 00:14:55,068 She said all he was really concerned with was gettin' on 346 00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:56,275 and gettin' off in eight seconds without gettin' hurt. 347 00:14:59,551 --> 00:15:01,379 We are gonna get the show started here. 348 00:15:01,413 --> 00:15:02,689 Our first comedian comin' 349 00:15:02,724 --> 00:15:06,034 to the stage has been gone for a while, 350 00:15:06,068 --> 00:15:09,586 and when I say a while, I mean, last time he was around, 351 00:15:09,620 --> 00:15:11,517 "Sanford & Son" was up for an Emmy, 352 00:15:11,551 --> 00:15:13,724 so yeah. 353 00:15:13,758 --> 00:15:17,172 He's been on hiatus with an emphasis on high. 354 00:15:17,206 --> 00:15:18,275 Oh yeah! 355 00:15:22,103 --> 00:15:24,482 He's been in many, many films, many TV shows 356 00:15:24,517 --> 00:15:26,379 and more commercials than I care to count. 357 00:15:26,413 --> 00:15:28,275 Ladies and gentlemen, a big, warm welcome 358 00:15:28,310 --> 00:15:29,586 for Mr. Ron Waters! 359 00:15:47,172 --> 00:15:48,172 Thank you. 360 00:15:49,137 --> 00:15:50,000 Thank you. 361 00:15:51,068 --> 00:15:53,206 Thank you. Thank you. 362 00:15:53,241 --> 00:15:55,172 I gotta tell ya, I'm noticing a lot of confused 363 00:15:55,206 --> 00:15:58,000 and angry people walking around out here now, man. 364 00:15:58,034 --> 00:16:01,103 And it must be because, over the years, 365 00:16:01,137 --> 00:16:02,620 a lot of shit has gone bust on 'em, 366 00:16:02,655 --> 00:16:04,758 and now they gotta rely on themselves. 367 00:16:06,206 --> 00:16:09,413 And that's a scary-ass, motherfuckin' feeling. 368 00:16:09,448 --> 00:16:11,103 Motherfuckers are depressed, 369 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:13,586 because they have to believe in themselves again. 370 00:16:13,620 --> 00:16:15,275 But you gotta get happy, man. 371 00:16:15,310 --> 00:16:18,241 Now is the time to realize that anything is possible. 372 00:16:18,275 --> 00:16:19,586 Everybody makes a come up, man. 373 00:16:19,620 --> 00:16:21,482 Mexicans are making fuckin' sushi now. 374 00:16:24,827 --> 00:16:27,758 The thing I realize is that anything is possible, 375 00:16:27,793 --> 00:16:30,517 and you have to prepare yourself for the good times. 376 00:16:30,551 --> 00:16:32,655 Everybody makes a come up. 377 00:16:32,689 --> 00:16:34,448 It's like, 378 00:16:34,482 --> 00:16:37,241 nobody thought George Foreman would be a billionaire. 379 00:16:40,103 --> 00:16:41,758 Everybody knows who Muhammad Ali is, right? 380 00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,103 Yeah! 381 00:16:43,137 --> 00:16:45,172 For motherfuckers that are not hip to it, 382 00:16:45,206 --> 00:16:46,793 George Foreman was the heavyweight champion 383 00:16:46,827 --> 00:16:49,793 who suffered a humiliating defeat to Muhammad Ali, 384 00:16:49,827 --> 00:16:52,206 in The Rumble in the Jungle, in Zaire, in the 1970s. 385 00:16:53,655 --> 00:16:56,655 Ali just like embarrassed him, globally, 386 00:16:56,689 --> 00:16:57,620 called him a mummy. 387 00:16:58,517 --> 00:16:59,758 Had the Africans booin' him, 388 00:16:59,793 --> 00:17:02,862 screamin' all kinds of shit to him. 389 00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:04,792 Muhammad made it feel like George wasn't even Black. 390 00:17:07,310 --> 00:17:08,344 In Africa! 391 00:17:09,586 --> 00:17:11,586 After that ass-whoopin', 392 00:17:11,619 --> 00:17:14,172 George went into like a crazy depression, for years, 393 00:17:14,205 --> 00:17:16,172 and had to find himself again. 394 00:17:17,550 --> 00:17:19,275 That motherfucker made a come up. 395 00:17:21,550 --> 00:17:24,482 Let me tell you, so one day, George is at his place, 396 00:17:24,517 --> 00:17:27,413 in Houston, layin' around, 397 00:17:27,448 --> 00:17:29,206 and the phone rings. 398 00:17:29,241 --> 00:17:30,758 A manufacturer out of Dallas says they got a grill, 399 00:17:30,793 --> 00:17:33,275 where the grease comes off of it. 400 00:17:34,862 --> 00:17:36,896 They asked him to come down to take a look at it. 401 00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:38,586 George has no idea 402 00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:41,689 that 450 motherfuckers have already turned down the deal, 403 00:17:41,724 --> 00:17:44,172 and he's like the last of the celebrities, you know. 404 00:17:44,206 --> 00:17:46,655 So he goes down there, walks in, says, uh, 405 00:17:46,689 --> 00:17:48,896 "I like hamburgers. I'll do it. 406 00:17:48,931 --> 00:17:51,655 Give me 50% of the shit, I'll do it." 407 00:17:51,689 --> 00:17:53,482 But by the time they got down to him, 408 00:17:53,517 --> 00:17:54,482 they'd have taken anybody. 409 00:17:54,517 --> 00:17:55,793 So they give him 50% of the shit. 410 00:17:57,482 --> 00:17:59,586 Every motherfucker in America 411 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,448 and half of Europe buys one, you know. 412 00:18:03,310 --> 00:18:04,793 The shit pissed off all the entertainment business. 413 00:18:04,827 --> 00:18:06,413 Can you imagine? 414 00:18:06,448 --> 00:18:08,655 Sylvester Stallone's still mad at his motherfuckin' agent 415 00:18:08,689 --> 00:18:10,413 for fuckin' him out of that. 416 00:18:10,448 --> 00:18:12,896 Hulk Hogan's mad at his motherfuckin' people. 417 00:18:12,931 --> 00:18:15,482 Paul Anka is mad at motherfuckers. 418 00:18:17,965 --> 00:18:21,310 Even, even Clint Eastwood misses the shit 419 00:18:21,344 --> 00:18:24,241 where he gets pissed off at his people, right? 420 00:18:24,275 --> 00:18:26,482 George, meanwhile, has hit the lotto. 421 00:18:27,896 --> 00:18:28,965 I mean, they sell that shit everywhere, man. 422 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,931 And when the shit first came out, 423 00:18:30,965 --> 00:18:33,379 it was like getting the first hip hop album and some shit. 424 00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:34,896 Black people were supportive, basically, 425 00:18:34,931 --> 00:18:36,310 because it was the only product 426 00:18:36,344 --> 00:18:37,758 that had a Black man's name on it. 427 00:18:37,793 --> 00:18:39,172 White people are buying it, because they were like, 428 00:18:39,206 --> 00:18:41,517 you know, I bought a George Foreman Grill, 429 00:18:41,551 --> 00:18:43,206 so you can't call me a racist. 430 00:18:43,241 --> 00:18:44,689 You cannot call me a fucking racist, man. 431 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:48,310 I'm investing in the only Black product I ever heard of. 432 00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:49,827 But George has lost his mind. 433 00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:51,586 This is how crazy he is, right. 434 00:18:51,620 --> 00:18:53,172 So one day, he looks over at his boys. 435 00:18:53,206 --> 00:18:55,517 He says, "I'm ready now, man. 436 00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,275 Let's go to Chicago." 437 00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:58,896 So they get on the private George Foreman Grill plane. 438 00:18:58,931 --> 00:19:00,413 Fly off to Chicago. 439 00:19:01,482 --> 00:19:03,413 They get in the limo. 440 00:19:03,448 --> 00:19:07,034 He tells the driver, "Take me to Muhammad Ali's house." 441 00:19:07,068 --> 00:19:09,241 George goes over to Muhammad, and he says, 442 00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,482 "Muhammad, man, 443 00:19:13,827 --> 00:19:15,310 you didn't think about the grill. 444 00:19:18,413 --> 00:19:20,310 You fucked up, Muhammad. 445 00:19:20,344 --> 00:19:22,482 You might've won the fight, Muhammad, nigger, 446 00:19:23,517 --> 00:19:24,310 but I won the war. 447 00:19:25,655 --> 00:19:26,551 You can't even chew celery. 448 00:19:26,586 --> 00:19:28,379 I'm a billionaire. 449 00:19:28,413 --> 00:19:29,586 Look, look over at me. 450 00:19:29,620 --> 00:19:30,448 Look, look, look, look at me, Muhammad. 451 00:19:31,758 --> 00:19:32,586 Muhammad? 452 00:19:33,586 --> 00:19:34,517 You in there? 453 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,931 You in there, Muhammad? 454 00:19:38,827 --> 00:19:39,655 I won, bitch. 455 00:19:40,827 --> 00:19:42,724 Understand? 456 00:19:42,758 --> 00:19:44,689 Yeah, you might have movies. 457 00:19:44,724 --> 00:19:46,655 I could buy your movie. 458 00:19:46,689 --> 00:19:49,482 And then I would own you. 459 00:19:49,517 --> 00:19:51,275 And you can't even look at me. 460 00:19:51,310 --> 00:19:52,758 Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute. 461 00:19:52,793 --> 00:19:54,827 Give him some oxygen, give that motherfucker some oxygen! 462 00:19:54,862 --> 00:19:56,482 Get this motherfucker some oxygen. 463 00:19:56,517 --> 00:19:57,655 I want him to hear this shit. 464 00:19:57,689 --> 00:19:59,620 I'm rich, you fuckin' bastard!" 465 00:20:07,310 --> 00:20:08,620 Get another one? Yeah, man. 466 00:20:08,655 --> 00:20:10,482 Excuse me, yo, hey, Ron, 467 00:20:10,517 --> 00:20:11,517 great show, man. 468 00:20:11,551 --> 00:20:12,965 Thank you, brother. 469 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,310 I appreciate you, man. Great show, funny shit. 470 00:20:14,344 --> 00:20:15,724 - Thank you, man. - Y'all want something? 471 00:20:15,758 --> 00:20:16,724 No, we good, for the moment. 472 00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:18,379 - Okay. - Thank you. 473 00:20:18,413 --> 00:20:19,724 Your welcome-back=to-L.A. drink, you know what I'm sayin'. 474 00:20:19,758 --> 00:20:21,448 Okay! All right. 475 00:20:21,482 --> 00:20:22,965 I'm out, yeah. 476 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:23,793 What, you leaving? 477 00:20:23,827 --> 00:20:24,965 Yeah. 478 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:25,793 This is our night. 479 00:20:25,827 --> 00:20:28,482 Yeah, it is our night. 480 00:20:28,517 --> 00:20:30,344 And while the good shit is happenin', 481 00:20:30,379 --> 00:20:31,344 I'm out. 482 00:20:31,379 --> 00:20:32,379 All right. 483 00:20:32,413 --> 00:20:34,482 All right, man. 484 00:20:34,517 --> 00:20:35,896 Your Highness. 485 00:20:35,931 --> 00:20:38,586 Always a pleasure. Ah, the pleasure's mine. 486 00:20:38,620 --> 00:20:41,275 - Big guy, 42! - All right, man. 487 00:20:41,310 --> 00:20:42,241 Oh, dive safe, cool. 488 00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:43,448 - You got it. - Okay, man. 489 00:20:43,482 --> 00:20:45,310 - If I can find my car. - Careful out there. 490 00:20:47,931 --> 00:20:50,793 ♪ Goin' to get your hair raised ♪ 491 00:20:50,827 --> 00:20:52,275 ♪ You got to get by me 492 00:20:52,310 --> 00:20:55,034 ♪ How you look, all the way 493 00:20:55,068 --> 00:20:56,275 - Hello. - Hi. 494 00:20:57,448 --> 00:20:57,896 I'm Rosa. 495 00:20:59,068 --> 00:21:00,448 Hi, Rosa, I'm Ron Waters. 496 00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:05,379 Hi, um, I just, I really wanted to say 497 00:21:05,413 --> 00:21:06,517 that was a really good show. 498 00:21:06,551 --> 00:21:07,620 I'm a really big fan. 499 00:21:07,655 --> 00:21:08,931 Oh, thank you, darling. 500 00:21:08,965 --> 00:21:09,724 I appreciate it. 501 00:21:12,413 --> 00:21:14,000 How old are you, Ron? 502 00:21:14,034 --> 00:21:15,517 I'm 44. Is that too old? 503 00:21:15,551 --> 00:21:17,379 No. 504 00:21:17,413 --> 00:21:18,344 How old are you? 505 00:21:18,379 --> 00:21:19,448 I'm 24. 506 00:21:19,482 --> 00:21:21,034 Is that too young? 507 00:21:21,068 --> 00:21:21,896 No. 508 00:21:32,068 --> 00:21:32,965 Let me get your coat. 509 00:21:36,551 --> 00:21:38,000 This is nice. 510 00:21:38,034 --> 00:21:38,862 Thank you. 511 00:21:40,068 --> 00:21:42,034 Do you play or is that just for show? 512 00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:44,517 Darling, I'm a musician, a rock star, an actor, 513 00:21:44,551 --> 00:21:45,689 a living genius. 514 00:21:45,724 --> 00:21:46,862 That's a lot. 515 00:21:46,896 --> 00:21:48,551 Care for a drink? 516 00:21:48,586 --> 00:21:49,793 Cranberry and vodka. 517 00:21:49,827 --> 00:21:50,655 Okay. 518 00:21:58,724 --> 00:22:00,379 Vodka for you, whiskey for me. 519 00:22:22,482 --> 00:22:24,896 It's a song called "Have You Heard From Leonard Yet?" 520 00:22:24,931 --> 00:22:26,586 It's about a guy named Leonard 521 00:22:26,620 --> 00:22:27,862 who I called, a long time ago, 522 00:22:27,896 --> 00:22:29,758 but the nigger ain't called me back yet. 523 00:22:31,896 --> 00:22:34,758 Most people don't realize I'm a composer, also, you know. 524 00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:42,068 You're very beautiful, you know that? 525 00:22:42,103 --> 00:22:44,034 Thank you. 526 00:22:44,068 --> 00:22:46,896 ♪ Beautiful skin, beautiful hair ♪ 527 00:22:46,931 --> 00:22:49,931 ♪ Beautiful eyes 528 00:22:49,965 --> 00:22:51,655 I like how the skin and the hair meet. 529 00:22:53,586 --> 00:22:54,586 It's true. 530 00:23:05,517 --> 00:23:06,103 Is that a butterfly? 531 00:23:08,482 --> 00:23:09,103 Yeah. 532 00:23:10,172 --> 00:23:11,896 Oh. 533 00:23:11,931 --> 00:23:12,689 Okay. 534 00:23:15,551 --> 00:23:17,517 You know what they say. 535 00:23:17,551 --> 00:23:20,689 If you kiss a butterfly and make a wish, 536 00:23:20,724 --> 00:23:22,482 it's supposed to come true. 537 00:23:22,517 --> 00:23:23,517 Is that right? 538 00:23:23,551 --> 00:23:24,137 That's what they say. 539 00:23:25,896 --> 00:23:29,137 Well, I would love to kiss the butterfly. 540 00:23:30,689 --> 00:23:31,103 Then go ahead. 541 00:24:08,551 --> 00:24:09,724 Hey, baby. 542 00:24:09,758 --> 00:24:11,103 Hey! 543 00:24:11,137 --> 00:24:12,000 How are you? 544 00:24:13,068 --> 00:24:14,517 I'm good. I'm trippin', you know. 545 00:24:14,551 --> 00:24:17,103 It does actually rain in Southern California. 546 00:24:17,137 --> 00:24:17,965 How are you? 547 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,172 Oh, I'm good, yeah. 548 00:24:19,206 --> 00:24:20,827 I, I didn't hear from you, last night. 549 00:24:20,862 --> 00:24:22,862 I'm curious. How did it go? 550 00:24:22,896 --> 00:24:24,172 Last night went over very well. 551 00:24:24,206 --> 00:24:25,758 Yeah? 552 00:24:25,793 --> 00:24:26,931 Yeah, it did. 553 00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:28,206 Saw my cousin Floyd, he came out, 554 00:24:28,241 --> 00:24:29,724 so that was great. 555 00:24:29,758 --> 00:24:31,034 Thinkin' about bringing him in. 556 00:24:31,068 --> 00:24:32,206 He's retired from football. 557 00:24:32,241 --> 00:24:34,034 He doesn't have much to do, you know. 558 00:24:34,068 --> 00:24:36,758 Well, I didn't call to talk to you about Floyd Cash, Ron, 559 00:24:36,793 --> 00:24:39,068 but I'm really happy to hear that you've got a team now, 560 00:24:39,103 --> 00:24:42,137 in just 48 hours, and that your rich cousin's on it. 561 00:24:42,172 --> 00:24:44,517 I just wanna know, what's up? 562 00:24:44,551 --> 00:24:46,034 What do you mean? 563 00:24:46,068 --> 00:24:48,068 I mean, one minute, you're here, taking care of business, 564 00:24:48,103 --> 00:24:49,344 and the next thing you know, you're on a plane? 565 00:24:49,379 --> 00:24:53,068 I mean, I didn't even get a chance to really sit with you. 566 00:24:53,103 --> 00:24:56,206 Have we been together so long that you just up and leave? 567 00:24:56,241 --> 00:24:57,931 Yeah, we've been together that long. 568 00:24:58,827 --> 00:25:00,758 I got a opportunity. 569 00:25:00,793 --> 00:25:03,137 I mean, last night went good, you know. 570 00:25:03,172 --> 00:25:05,827 You know, you know I don't like to be out here. 571 00:25:05,862 --> 00:25:07,896 You know I want to be with you. 572 00:25:07,931 --> 00:25:09,827 Business is good here, Ron. 573 00:25:09,862 --> 00:25:11,793 Business is good if you're a businesswoman. 574 00:25:11,827 --> 00:25:13,034 But I'm an artist. 575 00:25:13,068 --> 00:25:15,931 Okay, Ron, I'm just telling you, 576 00:25:15,965 --> 00:25:18,586 I'm just telling you. 577 00:25:18,620 --> 00:25:20,310 Business is good here. 578 00:25:20,344 --> 00:25:22,241 I'm not threatening. I'm just telling you. 579 00:25:23,103 --> 00:25:23,965 We have it good. 580 00:25:47,068 --> 00:25:48,241 I got everyone trippin'. 581 00:25:48,275 --> 00:25:49,827 When I was 29, I was over here, though. 582 00:25:49,862 --> 00:25:51,000 They thought I was still 29. 583 00:25:51,034 --> 00:25:51,965 You just said that. 584 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:52,931 Mm-hmm, what? 585 00:25:52,965 --> 00:25:53,931 Aren't we? 586 00:25:53,965 --> 00:25:55,172 We're what? 587 00:25:55,206 --> 00:25:57,793 Actually, I was- 588 00:25:57,827 --> 00:25:59,206 Hiya, Ron. 589 00:25:59,241 --> 00:25:59,896 How are you, sweetie? How you doin', Janice? 590 00:25:59,931 --> 00:26:00,586 - I'm good. - I'm good. 591 00:26:00,620 --> 00:26:02,103 Mwuah! You remember Rick? 592 00:26:02,137 --> 00:26:03,172 - Of course. - Mm-hmm. 593 00:26:03,206 --> 00:26:04,689 - My man! - My man, what's up? 594 00:26:04,724 --> 00:26:06,172 - How ya doing? - I'm good, man. 595 00:26:06,206 --> 00:26:08,344 - It's good to see you. - You too. You look good. 596 00:26:08,379 --> 00:26:09,172 You too. 597 00:26:10,931 --> 00:26:13,965 Janice wanted to come by, see how you were doing. 598 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,862 Just came from a celebrity dinner. 599 00:26:15,896 --> 00:26:17,034 Yo, man, get a drink. 600 00:26:18,034 --> 00:26:20,379 Yeah, think I'll do that. 601 00:26:20,413 --> 00:26:22,896 Babe, would you like one? Yes, yes, please, 602 00:26:22,931 --> 00:26:23,310 just a little one. 603 00:26:27,206 --> 00:26:29,172 I hear you're giggin' out here now. 604 00:26:29,206 --> 00:26:31,172 Yeah, well, I figure it was time 605 00:26:31,206 --> 00:26:32,862 to try to make a comeback, 606 00:26:32,896 --> 00:26:34,344 see if I still got it. 607 00:26:34,379 --> 00:26:36,827 Well, Floyd let me know where you were staying. 608 00:26:36,862 --> 00:26:39,310 I just thought I'd come by and check out your digs. 609 00:26:39,344 --> 00:26:41,344 Not bad, not bad at all. 610 00:26:43,275 --> 00:26:44,172 I hear you're hot. 611 00:26:46,206 --> 00:26:47,827 Hey, let me help you with that. 612 00:26:50,689 --> 00:26:51,310 Okay. 613 00:26:57,241 --> 00:26:59,137 You know, I actually just wanted to come by 614 00:26:59,172 --> 00:27:02,034 and tell you that I'm not mad anymore. 615 00:27:04,517 --> 00:27:05,344 I'm happy now. 616 00:27:08,517 --> 00:27:12,034 Oh, okay, cool. 617 00:27:12,068 --> 00:27:13,172 I'm glad you're happy. 618 00:27:17,931 --> 00:27:19,241 Yeah, so, uh, 619 00:27:19,275 --> 00:27:21,034 I'm gonna come see your show. 620 00:27:21,068 --> 00:27:22,724 And then I'm gonna tell people all about it, 621 00:27:22,758 --> 00:27:24,896 and I will do for you what you couldn't do for me. 622 00:27:26,241 --> 00:27:27,137 I got a little juice in this town now, 623 00:27:27,172 --> 00:27:29,793 so I'll tell people that you're here. 624 00:27:29,827 --> 00:27:30,724 - Okay. - All right. 625 00:27:32,793 --> 00:27:33,896 Thank you. 626 00:27:33,931 --> 00:27:35,103 You're welcome. 627 00:27:36,103 --> 00:27:37,241 Here's to you. 628 00:27:46,103 --> 00:27:46,965 Take me home. 629 00:27:48,275 --> 00:27:49,103 Right away. 630 00:27:54,896 --> 00:27:57,000 Yo, man, thanks for stoppin' by. 631 00:27:57,034 --> 00:27:57,793 My man! 632 00:28:00,310 --> 00:28:01,379 I like that. That's hot. 633 00:28:07,896 --> 00:28:10,379 You ever have your past roll up on ya? 634 00:28:12,448 --> 00:28:16,137 Every now and again, my life catches up with me. 635 00:28:16,172 --> 00:28:17,862 And it did today. 636 00:28:17,896 --> 00:28:21,034 And the shit's got me all wound up, psychologically. 637 00:28:21,068 --> 00:28:22,068 I feel like Marvin Gaye. 638 00:28:24,172 --> 00:28:26,793 My ex-wife showed up in my hotel today, 639 00:28:26,827 --> 00:28:28,310 just rolled up to the room. 640 00:28:29,241 --> 00:28:31,413 And it's funny, because when we split up, 641 00:28:31,448 --> 00:28:34,275 I was worried about, how would she survive? 642 00:28:34,310 --> 00:28:35,379 Would she be okay? 643 00:28:35,413 --> 00:28:36,827 How is she gonna get around? 644 00:28:38,206 --> 00:28:40,068 Turns out that she's married to Rick Fox, 645 00:28:40,103 --> 00:28:42,034 the ex-Laker. 646 00:28:42,068 --> 00:28:44,000 So, actually, uh, 647 00:28:44,034 --> 00:28:45,379 I shouldn't be worried about shit. 648 00:28:46,827 --> 00:28:48,862 I mean, here I am, damned near homeless, 649 00:28:50,482 --> 00:28:53,241 and she rockin' Gucci and diamonds and all that shit. 650 00:28:55,310 --> 00:28:58,000 And I'm worried, unbelievable. 651 00:28:58,034 --> 00:29:00,000 It just goes to show you. 652 00:29:00,034 --> 00:29:02,137 The people you worry about will be all right. 653 00:29:03,931 --> 00:29:05,103 I'm just tellin' you motherfuckers. 654 00:29:06,379 --> 00:29:07,827 Don't be worryin'. 655 00:29:09,413 --> 00:29:10,965 I definitely don't have to worry about her. 656 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,206 She's eatin', 657 00:29:12,241 --> 00:29:13,137 better than me. 658 00:29:15,034 --> 00:29:18,206 She stopped by to tell me that she's not mad at me anymore. 659 00:29:18,241 --> 00:29:20,068 But that's all bullshit. She's still mad. 660 00:29:22,517 --> 00:29:24,310 And actually, I understand her being mad, 661 00:29:24,344 --> 00:29:28,034 because she had to spend so many nights eatin' alone. 662 00:29:28,068 --> 00:29:30,034 So now she's rich. 663 00:29:30,068 --> 00:29:32,103 And this whole shit has given me a whole different slant 664 00:29:32,137 --> 00:29:34,448 on work and business. 665 00:29:34,482 --> 00:29:36,310 Nothing will piss a cat off more 666 00:29:36,344 --> 00:29:38,172 than to be told, like, you know, 667 00:29:38,206 --> 00:29:39,137 I'm with a rich man. 668 00:29:41,068 --> 00:29:43,034 I mean, that'll just make a motherfucker go really get rich. 669 00:29:49,620 --> 00:29:52,034 Now I got to talk for you? 670 00:29:52,068 --> 00:29:53,965 Uh-huh. 671 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:54,482 Hey, man, find out about those tickets for Mike- 672 00:29:54,517 --> 00:29:55,379 Drinks! Drinks! 673 00:29:55,413 --> 00:29:57,172 Hey, Ron! Hey, Ron! 674 00:29:57,206 --> 00:29:58,068 - Hey! - Hey! 675 00:29:58,103 --> 00:30:00,000 You remember my wife Summer? 676 00:30:00,034 --> 00:30:01,862 She was not your wife the last time I saw her, 677 00:30:01,896 --> 00:30:03,068 and of course, I do. 678 00:30:03,103 --> 00:30:04,310 How you doing? You look fantastic. 679 00:30:04,344 --> 00:30:05,620 Thank you. I enjoyed your show. 680 00:30:05,655 --> 00:30:07,620 Oh, thank you. 681 00:30:07,655 --> 00:30:09,517 Summer from Malibu, right. 682 00:30:09,551 --> 00:30:11,206 That's like a oxymoron or something'. 683 00:30:11,241 --> 00:30:12,448 Yeah, she, 684 00:30:12,482 --> 00:30:13,379 she didn't even have to change her name 685 00:30:13,413 --> 00:30:15,068 for an audition. Okay. 686 00:30:15,103 --> 00:30:17,206 Hey, whoa, this is her best friend, Becky. 687 00:30:17,241 --> 00:30:18,137 She wanted to meet you. 688 00:30:18,172 --> 00:30:19,517 How you doing? 689 00:30:19,551 --> 00:30:21,931 I'm fine. It's really nice to meet you. 690 00:30:21,965 --> 00:30:22,620 You too. 691 00:30:22,655 --> 00:30:23,517 She gonna be a star. 692 00:30:24,965 --> 00:30:27,241 Okay, I believe that. 693 00:30:27,275 --> 00:30:29,068 Hey, Floyd, what's up, buddy? 694 00:30:29,103 --> 00:30:30,034 What's up, big time? 695 00:30:34,655 --> 00:30:36,068 Hey, Ron! 696 00:30:36,103 --> 00:30:37,379 Billie, how you doing, beautiful? 697 00:30:37,413 --> 00:30:39,068 It's great to see you. 698 00:30:39,103 --> 00:30:40,034 - It's great to see you. - So glad you could come. 699 00:30:40,068 --> 00:30:41,034 Oh, thanks for havin' us. 700 00:30:41,068 --> 00:30:42,241 The show was amazing. 701 00:30:42,275 --> 00:30:43,344 - Oh thank you. - Good job. 702 00:30:43,379 --> 00:30:44,896 Thank you. This is my friend Rosa. 703 00:30:44,931 --> 00:30:46,137 Hi, nice to meet you. 704 00:30:46,172 --> 00:30:47,034 - Nice to meet you. - And this is for you. 705 00:30:47,068 --> 00:30:48,137 Oh, thank you. 706 00:30:48,172 --> 00:30:49,379 Well, you guys come in. 707 00:30:49,413 --> 00:30:51,103 - Okay. - There's food and drinks, 708 00:30:51,137 --> 00:30:52,379 and the piano is in back. 709 00:30:52,413 --> 00:30:53,344 All right. 710 00:30:53,379 --> 00:30:56,275 ♪ I took a trip on a train 711 00:30:56,310 --> 00:30:59,586 ♪ Saw things I never seen 712 00:30:59,620 --> 00:31:04,448 ♪ In my world, it don't mean a thing ♪ 713 00:31:05,482 --> 00:31:10,482 ♪ Compared to you 714 00:31:11,413 --> 00:31:16,034 ♪ That's why I'm there for you 715 00:31:19,172 --> 00:31:22,103 ♪ I climbed on a mountaintop 716 00:31:22,137 --> 00:31:24,689 ♪ Saw this great big world don't stop ♪ 717 00:31:24,724 --> 00:31:26,620 ♪ But if you need me 718 00:31:26,655 --> 00:31:31,137 ♪ Everything can drop 719 00:31:31,172 --> 00:31:33,000 ♪ That's 'cause I care for you 720 00:31:33,034 --> 00:31:35,620 It's amazing how many things one can do, you know? 721 00:31:37,137 --> 00:31:38,448 Yeah, yeah, it is. 722 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,586 I know how that feels, in my own way. 723 00:31:41,620 --> 00:31:42,965 I started off painting. 724 00:31:44,413 --> 00:31:45,448 Oh, yeah? 725 00:31:45,482 --> 00:31:47,206 Yeah, I didn't tell you that? 726 00:31:47,241 --> 00:31:49,482 No, I would've remembered. 727 00:31:49,517 --> 00:31:52,448 Yeah, that's what I went to school for, graphic design. 728 00:31:53,413 --> 00:31:55,517 And I got a job at a boutique clothing store. 729 00:31:55,551 --> 00:31:57,103 I mean, I had to make a living. 730 00:31:58,310 --> 00:32:00,310 I got into fashion. 731 00:32:00,344 --> 00:32:02,137 Now I design my own clothes. 732 00:32:04,344 --> 00:32:06,000 That's why I'm at the shop. 733 00:32:06,034 --> 00:32:08,172 They actually carry some of my clothes. 734 00:32:08,206 --> 00:32:10,482 Kind of a different path, but I like it. 735 00:32:10,517 --> 00:32:12,034 It's a start, but it can be big. 736 00:32:13,689 --> 00:32:15,310 I like that you're doing your own thing. 737 00:32:16,655 --> 00:32:18,482 There's no other way for me, really. 738 00:32:23,068 --> 00:32:24,103 I'm glad I met you, Rosa. 739 00:32:26,068 --> 00:32:27,551 Bein' on the road is difficult. 740 00:32:27,586 --> 00:32:29,379 You know, I'm glad I found somebody 741 00:32:29,413 --> 00:32:31,655 that has somethin' in common with me. 742 00:32:31,689 --> 00:32:33,586 I'm glad I have you, because I actually get to focus 743 00:32:33,620 --> 00:32:35,620 on something other than myself, my own life. 744 00:32:45,206 --> 00:32:47,655 ♪ I fell in love 745 00:32:47,689 --> 00:32:51,034 ♪ I fell in love, mama 746 00:33:10,206 --> 00:33:11,586 Here, there you go. 747 00:33:11,620 --> 00:33:12,620 Thank you. 748 00:33:21,275 --> 00:33:22,827 What are you smiling at? 749 00:33:22,862 --> 00:33:24,206 I'm happy. 750 00:33:24,241 --> 00:33:25,724 Oh, okay. 751 00:33:26,620 --> 00:33:27,448 Cool. 752 00:33:29,137 --> 00:33:29,689 I love you, Ron. 753 00:33:32,793 --> 00:33:34,103 Already? 754 00:33:34,137 --> 00:33:36,379 I'm 24, and I've never been in love before. 755 00:33:36,413 --> 00:33:38,068 It doesn't take long. 756 00:33:38,103 --> 00:33:39,310 And I know what I want. 757 00:33:39,344 --> 00:33:41,758 That's right. You're 24. 758 00:33:41,793 --> 00:33:43,344 How in the hell do you know what you want? 759 00:33:43,379 --> 00:33:45,206 You haven't experienced anything. 760 00:33:45,241 --> 00:33:48,103 Yeah, but I had the best time ever with you, Ron. 761 00:33:49,206 --> 00:33:50,758 Ever, you know? 762 00:33:50,793 --> 00:33:52,517 Yeah, but there is something to be said 763 00:33:52,551 --> 00:33:55,034 about going through pain, experiencing things. 764 00:33:56,655 --> 00:33:57,689 You're tryin' to get yourself together. 765 00:33:57,724 --> 00:33:59,275 You haven't seen the world. 766 00:33:59,310 --> 00:34:00,758 There are a lot of people you haven't met. 767 00:34:00,793 --> 00:34:02,655 I understand that, and all of that will come, 768 00:34:02,689 --> 00:34:06,517 but right now, this is what I know. 769 00:34:06,551 --> 00:34:08,688 And I don't want to know anything else. 770 00:34:08,724 --> 00:34:10,310 Is there something wrong with that? 771 00:34:10,344 --> 00:34:12,655 How are you not gonna know anything more? 772 00:34:12,688 --> 00:34:14,103 You're in the world. 773 00:34:14,137 --> 00:34:15,655 Yeah, but I'm in the world with you, Ron. 774 00:34:17,620 --> 00:34:18,655 I'm in love with you. 775 00:34:22,896 --> 00:34:24,793 Rosa, I've had a great time with you, too, 776 00:34:25,688 --> 00:34:26,757 and I could love you, 777 00:34:28,862 --> 00:34:30,585 but I don't know that I'm capable 778 00:34:30,620 --> 00:34:32,310 of head-over-heels behavior. 779 00:34:32,344 --> 00:34:33,757 You're cynical. 780 00:34:33,793 --> 00:34:34,585 If you knew the story behind my life, 781 00:34:34,620 --> 00:34:36,103 you would understand. 782 00:34:36,137 --> 00:34:39,655 I mean, I, I basically left my first wife 783 00:34:39,688 --> 00:34:40,793 to be with my current wife, 784 00:34:40,827 --> 00:34:42,793 thinkin' that would be forever. 785 00:34:42,827 --> 00:34:45,344 And now that's all messed up. 786 00:34:45,379 --> 00:34:48,172 I mean, that just goes to show you my delusion. 787 00:34:48,206 --> 00:34:49,793 I mean, I've been through narcotics, 788 00:34:49,827 --> 00:34:51,757 walkin' off stage, sleepin' on my career. 789 00:34:51,793 --> 00:34:53,379 That's what I'm talking about. 790 00:34:53,413 --> 00:34:55,310 You've seen all of that. 791 00:34:55,344 --> 00:34:57,448 Let me show you something different. 792 00:34:57,482 --> 00:34:58,689 Let me take care of you. 793 00:35:00,689 --> 00:35:02,172 I've never been in love before. 794 00:35:03,689 --> 00:35:05,586 You should take advantage of that. 795 00:35:05,620 --> 00:35:07,793 No one will ever love you like this again. 796 00:35:11,482 --> 00:35:12,310 I believe it. 797 00:35:19,482 --> 00:35:20,620 - Hello. - Hey. 798 00:35:20,655 --> 00:35:22,310 Sorry I'm late. 799 00:35:22,344 --> 00:35:23,413 You look amazing. 800 00:35:23,448 --> 00:35:25,413 - Thank you very much. - Really nice. 801 00:35:25,448 --> 00:35:26,620 Runnin' around all day. 802 00:35:26,655 --> 00:35:28,517 - I love this dress. - Thank you. 803 00:35:28,551 --> 00:35:29,896 It's gorgeous. 804 00:35:31,241 --> 00:35:33,310 I took the liberty of ordering a saki. 805 00:35:33,344 --> 00:35:35,172 Whoa, saki for lunch? 806 00:35:35,206 --> 00:35:37,379 To us! To us! 807 00:35:37,413 --> 00:35:39,689 Mm! What is up? 808 00:35:39,724 --> 00:35:40,655 Saki, yeah. 809 00:35:41,931 --> 00:35:44,689 You remember that barbecue I went to, uh, 810 00:35:44,724 --> 00:35:47,206 last weekend, at Brian's house. 811 00:35:47,241 --> 00:35:50,344 Dave and his girlfriend Katherine were there. 812 00:35:50,379 --> 00:35:53,862 Maybe you remember them from, from Alice's birthday party? 813 00:35:56,413 --> 00:35:57,241 Not really. 814 00:35:58,620 --> 00:36:00,344 Well, we were just talking for a while, 815 00:36:00,379 --> 00:36:02,758 and Ron's name came up, 'cause they were just out in L.A., 816 00:36:02,793 --> 00:36:04,310 and they saw him, and I said, "Oh, yeah, 817 00:36:04,344 --> 00:36:05,448 that's my girlfriend's husband. 818 00:36:05,482 --> 00:36:06,931 He's out there working." 819 00:36:06,965 --> 00:36:08,620 They said, "Oh, we think we saw your girlfriend. 820 00:36:08,655 --> 00:36:10,448 They were sitting on the beach, 821 00:36:10,482 --> 00:36:12,310 holding hands and kissing, 822 00:36:12,344 --> 00:36:15,551 really beautiful, dark hair, olive-skinned." 823 00:36:15,586 --> 00:36:18,551 "No, my girlfriend has blonde hair." 824 00:36:18,586 --> 00:36:21,310 "No, this girl had black hair. 825 00:36:21,344 --> 00:36:22,793 She looked Latin." 826 00:36:23,724 --> 00:36:24,655 "Are you sure?" 827 00:36:25,896 --> 00:36:27,931 "Pretty sure, yeah." 828 00:36:29,413 --> 00:36:30,241 So... 829 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000 Kim, I struggled with telling you this, 830 00:36:36,034 --> 00:36:37,827 but I just, I felt that you should know. 831 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,965 No, no, no, no. 832 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,724 No, I'm glad that you told me, 833 00:36:46,758 --> 00:36:48,724 but are they sure that it's Ron? 834 00:36:48,758 --> 00:36:49,965 I mean- 835 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,931 Yeah, they were pretty much right next to him. 836 00:36:58,310 --> 00:37:02,000 You know, Ron said something to me, one time. 837 00:37:02,034 --> 00:37:05,448 He said, "I am capable of a lot of things, 838 00:37:05,482 --> 00:37:08,862 but I need you to do one thing for me, Kim. 839 00:37:08,896 --> 00:37:10,551 I need you to support me emotionally." 840 00:37:12,482 --> 00:37:15,482 I've told you everything that's wrong with him, 841 00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:20,034 and I think I have to take responsibility for my part. 842 00:37:20,068 --> 00:37:21,827 Yeah, but, sweetheart, 843 00:37:21,862 --> 00:37:23,931 you've been doing so many things, by yourself, for so long. 844 00:37:23,965 --> 00:37:26,000 Why can't he support you emotionally? 845 00:37:26,034 --> 00:37:27,896 What good are we to each other then? 846 00:37:29,103 --> 00:37:30,862 I've got to find out what's gonna happen. 847 00:37:32,551 --> 00:37:34,000 I have to lie down next to him. 848 00:37:35,965 --> 00:37:37,344 I'm gonna go to him. 849 00:37:37,379 --> 00:37:40,034 Kim, I love you, but can I just tell you, 850 00:37:40,068 --> 00:37:41,655 I think that that's crazy. 851 00:37:43,655 --> 00:37:45,689 You know what? Maybe it is crazy. 852 00:37:45,724 --> 00:37:48,310 But it's not like we don't love each other. 853 00:37:48,344 --> 00:37:51,448 And I'll either find the strength to stay with him, 854 00:37:53,103 --> 00:37:54,620 or I'll find the strength to leave him, 855 00:37:54,655 --> 00:37:56,517 but either way, I'm gonna go. 856 00:38:10,965 --> 00:38:12,517 I'm in really heavy like. 857 00:38:13,896 --> 00:38:15,517 I mean, I really do like Rosa, a lot. 858 00:38:16,517 --> 00:38:17,965 She's in love, 859 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,344 which gives me the right trajectory for my life. 860 00:38:21,655 --> 00:38:23,413 She's madly in love with me, man. 861 00:38:24,793 --> 00:38:25,620 Madly. 862 00:38:27,931 --> 00:38:29,862 I don't know if I'm wrong for doin' what I'm doin', man, 863 00:38:29,896 --> 00:38:33,793 but she's so lovely, and it feels so right. 864 00:38:33,827 --> 00:38:37,724 It's not right for, like, your spiritualness. 865 00:38:37,758 --> 00:38:41,586 But it is right for life's experiences, you know, 866 00:38:41,620 --> 00:38:44,517 which is what you need, as a composer and as a comedian, 867 00:38:44,551 --> 00:38:47,000 as a writer, as an athlete, hmm. 868 00:38:49,655 --> 00:38:51,758 You really do need some life experiences, man. 869 00:38:53,103 --> 00:38:55,379 That's why motherfuckers like Picasso, Prince, 870 00:38:55,413 --> 00:38:57,551 and Quincy Jones, all these guys don't feel bad 871 00:38:57,586 --> 00:38:58,586 about none of this shit. 872 00:38:59,620 --> 00:39:01,689 They really don't, man, 873 00:39:01,724 --> 00:39:03,655 'cause they tryin' to get somethin' 874 00:39:03,689 --> 00:39:06,482 that makes an effect on the whole culture of the world. 875 00:39:06,517 --> 00:39:08,172 Hmm. 876 00:39:08,206 --> 00:39:09,758 See, you not just one cat tryin' to get a house 877 00:39:09,793 --> 00:39:12,586 or get a place near the water or a new car. 878 00:39:13,896 --> 00:39:15,137 You tryin' to affect the culture. 879 00:39:17,034 --> 00:39:20,517 And therefore, that gives you the right to not get sweated. 880 00:39:25,827 --> 00:39:26,620 My buddy. 881 00:39:32,068 --> 00:39:32,931 Kim. 882 00:39:35,655 --> 00:39:36,896 Hey, baby. 883 00:39:36,931 --> 00:39:37,758 How are you? 884 00:39:39,517 --> 00:39:41,551 Oh, I'm good. I'm just sittin' here with Floyd Cash. 885 00:39:41,586 --> 00:39:44,517 We're on our way to get a bite to eat and some Bloody Marys. 886 00:39:44,551 --> 00:39:46,137 Well, things are goin' well with the club, 887 00:39:46,172 --> 00:39:48,448 and we're at a good point with the new place. 888 00:39:48,482 --> 00:39:50,827 So I was thinkin' that this might be a good time 889 00:39:50,862 --> 00:39:52,448 to come see you. 890 00:39:52,482 --> 00:39:54,137 Baby, I'm out here workin' every day. 891 00:39:54,172 --> 00:39:55,482 I'm on the road, you know. 892 00:39:55,517 --> 00:39:56,689 I'm all show business, out here. 893 00:39:56,724 --> 00:39:58,137 I'm smilin'. I'm kissin'. 894 00:39:58,172 --> 00:40:00,689 I'm givin' people hope, you know, 895 00:40:00,724 --> 00:40:01,896 givin' people hope. 896 00:40:01,931 --> 00:40:03,068 Great, I'll be there. 897 00:40:04,724 --> 00:40:06,103 Okay, so you, you just want to be in the mix, 898 00:40:06,137 --> 00:40:07,965 instead of just being my wife. 899 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,068 Well, if being your wife means 900 00:40:09,103 --> 00:40:10,689 that I'm not gonna see you for months and months, 901 00:40:10,724 --> 00:40:12,034 then if that's what you're talking about- 902 00:40:12,068 --> 00:40:13,931 What can I do about that? 903 00:40:13,965 --> 00:40:15,103 Nothin', I'm comin'. 904 00:40:16,551 --> 00:40:18,137 All right. 905 00:40:18,172 --> 00:40:20,034 Well, uh, if you're comin' out here, do me a favor 906 00:40:20,068 --> 00:40:22,482 and wear that blue skirt I like, huh? 907 00:40:22,517 --> 00:40:23,965 Are you sure? 908 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:24,965 I don't know if I look that good in that outfit. 909 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,482 Sweetheart, I'm askin' you 910 00:40:26,517 --> 00:40:27,896 to wear somethin' I like to see you in. 911 00:40:27,931 --> 00:40:29,965 That means it looks good to me. 912 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:33,000 All right, baby, I'll do that for you. 913 00:40:33,034 --> 00:40:33,862 Thank you. 914 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:35,931 Look, baby, I want to talk to you, 915 00:40:35,965 --> 00:40:37,137 but can I call you back, 916 00:40:37,172 --> 00:40:38,758 'cause I'm talkin' to Floyd, right now. 917 00:40:38,793 --> 00:40:40,896 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna look up flights. 918 00:40:40,931 --> 00:40:42,137 Okay, let me know. 919 00:40:42,172 --> 00:40:44,068 All right, I love you. 920 00:40:44,103 --> 00:40:45,586 I love you, too. 921 00:40:45,620 --> 00:40:46,000 Okay, bye-bye. 922 00:40:52,068 --> 00:40:53,000 It's funny, man. 923 00:40:54,551 --> 00:40:55,655 I was a ballplayer, right? 924 00:40:57,206 --> 00:40:58,827 So nine months out of the year, you on the road. 925 00:40:58,862 --> 00:40:59,862 You got to go everywhere. 926 00:41:01,586 --> 00:41:03,931 The coach don't want your girl travelin' with you, Ron. 927 00:41:03,965 --> 00:41:06,241 Yeah, I know, man, but what can I do? 928 00:41:06,275 --> 00:41:08,689 You know, I mean, I can't say no to her. 929 00:41:08,724 --> 00:41:09,862 She's a good businesswoman. 930 00:41:09,896 --> 00:41:11,275 You can't hate that. 931 00:41:11,310 --> 00:41:14,275 But this young girl, shh, she hookin' me up 932 00:41:14,310 --> 00:41:17,068 with the salads and the wines and the nutrients, 933 00:41:17,103 --> 00:41:18,689 rubbin' me down, in the middle of the night, 934 00:41:18,724 --> 00:41:19,827 that keeping-me-alive shit. 935 00:41:20,965 --> 00:41:22,172 But I'm new to her, you know. 936 00:41:22,206 --> 00:41:24,034 Yeah, not for long. 937 00:41:24,068 --> 00:41:26,620 She gonna make you love her, treatin' you like that. 938 00:41:31,758 --> 00:41:32,827 I baked them. 939 00:41:32,862 --> 00:41:33,689 I love it. 940 00:41:56,068 --> 00:41:57,793 I roasted a whole chicken. 941 00:41:57,827 --> 00:41:59,724 That's a lot of food. 942 00:41:59,758 --> 00:42:01,000 I hope you're hungry. 943 00:42:14,206 --> 00:42:15,275 Just for a second, baby. 944 00:42:21,034 --> 00:42:23,275 Rosa, I'm gonna be honest with you. 945 00:42:23,310 --> 00:42:24,931 My wife's comin' in from Chicago, 946 00:42:24,965 --> 00:42:27,275 so I, I really can't see you, for a few days. 947 00:42:28,689 --> 00:42:29,103 Why? 948 00:42:30,862 --> 00:42:33,206 I thought there was nothing going on between you. 949 00:42:33,241 --> 00:42:34,931 There isn't. 950 00:42:34,965 --> 00:42:37,724 Can't you tell her not to come, that you're busy? 951 00:42:37,758 --> 00:42:39,620 She wants to come. 952 00:42:39,655 --> 00:42:43,965 And at this point, it's just easier, for me, you know, 953 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,724 to find out what she wants and be done with her, 954 00:42:45,758 --> 00:42:47,758 rather than, you know, drag stuff out. 955 00:42:49,689 --> 00:42:51,793 Are you sleeping in the same bed? 956 00:42:51,827 --> 00:42:52,965 I got a two-bedroom suite, darling. 957 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:53,827 Don't worry. 958 00:42:55,724 --> 00:42:58,068 And I really appreciate the fact that you, you know, 959 00:42:58,103 --> 00:42:59,586 payin' so much attention to me. 960 00:43:01,068 --> 00:43:02,310 This has nothing to do with you. 961 00:43:03,379 --> 00:43:04,172 You're in there. 962 00:43:07,793 --> 00:43:09,896 I know it's really not my place to say anything. 963 00:43:11,241 --> 00:43:13,724 I just don't like the idea of you seeing her. 964 00:43:13,758 --> 00:43:15,655 You have nothing to worry about, really. 965 00:43:17,724 --> 00:43:19,000 Okay? 966 00:43:19,034 --> 00:43:19,827 Okay. 967 00:43:28,448 --> 00:43:30,034 You know, when I was with the Giants, you know, 968 00:43:30,068 --> 00:43:33,034 some of them motherfuckers were on the sauce, like Mark. 969 00:43:33,068 --> 00:43:34,896 But I didn't need no chemical enhancements. 970 00:43:34,931 --> 00:43:36,172 It's all heart and soul. Not you. 971 00:43:36,206 --> 00:43:37,034 - Right? - All natural. 972 00:43:37,068 --> 00:43:38,103 - Yeah. - Yeah. 973 00:43:38,137 --> 00:43:38,965 - Passion. - Passion. 974 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,689 Oh! 975 00:43:44,034 --> 00:43:45,862 You want something? 976 00:43:45,896 --> 00:43:46,310 No, I'm fine. 977 00:43:48,034 --> 00:43:49,172 You should eat something, darling. You sure? 978 00:43:50,827 --> 00:43:51,241 Yeah, I'm okay. 979 00:44:02,137 --> 00:44:03,793 Hey. 980 00:44:03,827 --> 00:44:05,344 Shouldn't you be getting ready about now? 981 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,034 Come on, baby, I can't deal with this, today. 982 00:44:12,068 --> 00:44:13,206 All right? 983 00:44:13,241 --> 00:44:15,172 You could at least stay with me. 984 00:44:16,448 --> 00:44:19,793 You knew that I had to go to the airport, today, right, 985 00:44:19,827 --> 00:44:20,896 but you wanted to go out. 986 00:44:22,931 --> 00:44:24,103 And you're drinking crazy. You know what I mean? 987 00:44:24,137 --> 00:44:25,206 You're drinking nothing but wine. 988 00:44:25,241 --> 00:44:26,172 We're sitting in restaurants. 989 00:44:26,206 --> 00:44:28,379 You're not even ordering food. 990 00:44:28,413 --> 00:44:30,793 Okay, you know what I'm saying? 991 00:44:32,896 --> 00:44:34,034 I get the cheek? 992 00:44:34,068 --> 00:44:35,344 When you act like that. 993 00:45:03,137 --> 00:45:04,068 Are you over me, Ron? 994 00:45:07,068 --> 00:45:09,034 No, why do you ask that? 995 00:45:09,068 --> 00:45:10,551 I don't know. 996 00:45:10,586 --> 00:45:11,482 It just feels that way. 997 00:45:13,137 --> 00:45:15,379 But it's probably just me. 998 00:45:16,931 --> 00:45:18,137 It's just you. 999 00:45:24,068 --> 00:45:27,000 ♪ Give me sunshine 1000 00:45:27,034 --> 00:45:29,137 ♪ Sunsets 1001 00:45:29,172 --> 00:45:32,172 ♪ Raindrops and dew 1002 00:45:35,172 --> 00:45:36,827 Can I get you a drink? 1003 00:45:36,862 --> 00:45:38,068 Yes, you may. 1004 00:45:38,103 --> 00:45:39,103 I'll have some wine. 1005 00:45:40,172 --> 00:45:41,000 Cabernet. 1006 00:45:41,034 --> 00:45:41,862 Perfect. 1007 00:45:59,172 --> 00:46:00,241 You've been playin'? 1008 00:46:01,241 --> 00:46:02,068 A little bit. 1009 00:46:03,379 --> 00:46:04,931 Not as much as I would like to. 1010 00:46:13,586 --> 00:46:14,482 To us, Ron. 1011 00:46:27,931 --> 00:46:30,068 You're kissin' me like you're kissin' a cousin. 1012 00:46:31,586 --> 00:46:32,896 Oh? 1013 00:46:32,931 --> 00:46:33,551 Oh. 1014 00:46:34,655 --> 00:46:36,896 How could you not be excited, 1015 00:46:36,931 --> 00:46:38,862 for not seeing me for three weeks? 1016 00:46:38,896 --> 00:46:40,137 Oh, baby, it's, uh... 1017 00:46:41,310 --> 00:46:42,206 You just wouldn't understand. 1018 00:46:42,241 --> 00:46:44,379 It's all these shows. I'm tired. 1019 00:46:44,413 --> 00:46:45,896 Yeah, right. 1020 00:46:45,931 --> 00:46:47,517 I wouldn't understand. 1021 00:46:47,551 --> 00:46:49,034 Put your hands on me. 1022 00:46:59,965 --> 00:47:01,379 Yo, Pat! 1023 00:47:01,413 --> 00:47:03,206 Hey, Ronnie! 1024 00:47:03,241 --> 00:47:05,310 What's up, man? 1025 00:47:05,344 --> 00:47:07,034 - How you been, man? - I've been good. 1026 00:47:07,068 --> 00:47:08,206 Pretty good, I've been in town for a little while, 1027 00:47:08,241 --> 00:47:09,965 doing some shows, man. You know, you should come by. 1028 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,137 I'd like that, brother. 1029 00:47:11,172 --> 00:47:12,379 Just let me know, okay? 1030 00:47:12,413 --> 00:47:14,000 Who are you with? 1031 00:47:14,034 --> 00:47:16,275 Kim Waters, this is my good friend Patrick Drummond. 1032 00:47:16,310 --> 00:47:17,586 - How do you do? - This is my wife. 1033 00:47:17,620 --> 00:47:18,931 Very nice to meet ya. 1034 00:47:18,965 --> 00:47:20,448 Nice to meet you. 1035 00:47:20,482 --> 00:47:21,620 You remember Floyd Cash. 1036 00:47:21,655 --> 00:47:23,586 Yes, I do, number 42, Ohio State. 1037 00:47:23,620 --> 00:47:25,206 Hey, hey. 1038 00:47:25,241 --> 00:47:27,068 - Number 42! - All right, all right. 1039 00:47:27,103 --> 00:47:28,965 - The old guy! - Hey, man. 1040 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,103 This is my lady, Silvia Lee. 1041 00:47:30,137 --> 00:47:31,620 Hi, nice to meet you. 1042 00:47:31,655 --> 00:47:33,482 It's nice to meet you, too, welcome. 1043 00:47:33,517 --> 00:47:34,965 Well, listen, guys, why don't you go on up? 1044 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:36,448 And I'll get you a drink, in a minute. 1045 00:47:36,482 --> 00:47:37,448 Fantastic, man. 1046 00:47:37,482 --> 00:47:38,551 Hey, man, it's good to see you. 1047 00:47:38,586 --> 00:47:40,551 All right, man, you too. 1048 00:47:42,241 --> 00:47:44,241 Yeah. 1049 00:47:54,344 --> 00:47:56,068 Sorry it took me so long. 1050 00:47:56,103 --> 00:47:57,551 The bartender hit on me. 1051 00:47:57,586 --> 00:47:59,000 Of course he did. 1052 00:48:00,206 --> 00:48:01,689 You dressed up nice. 1053 00:48:01,724 --> 00:48:04,379 On top of everything else, you look good. 1054 00:48:04,413 --> 00:48:07,551 On top of everything else? 1055 00:48:08,724 --> 00:48:10,206 What does that mean? 1056 00:48:10,241 --> 00:48:10,758 Everything else? 1057 00:48:10,793 --> 00:48:11,758 Yeah. 1058 00:48:11,793 --> 00:48:12,655 You're a cool chick. 1059 00:48:12,689 --> 00:48:14,344 You're smooth. 1060 00:48:14,379 --> 00:48:15,689 You know how to say baby and honey. 1061 00:48:17,517 --> 00:48:20,103 You know how to get to the bar to get the drinks. 1062 00:48:20,137 --> 00:48:20,965 You look good. 1063 00:48:23,068 --> 00:48:23,517 You fly like that. 1064 00:48:24,620 --> 00:48:26,206 Well, thank you. 1065 00:48:26,241 --> 00:48:28,206 Here's to us, being out here, together. 1066 00:48:39,344 --> 00:48:42,689 I want you bad. 1067 00:49:01,758 --> 00:49:05,310 Yeah. 1068 00:49:17,655 --> 00:49:20,413 There we go. It's like a tortilla. 1069 00:49:20,448 --> 00:49:21,241 See, I like feeding you. 1070 00:49:23,241 --> 00:49:25,034 Hey, how are you guys doing? 1071 00:49:25,068 --> 00:49:26,275 I'm Robert Rockwell. 1072 00:49:26,310 --> 00:49:29,241 This is actually my spot here, so- 1073 00:49:29,275 --> 00:49:30,068 - Very nice. - I wanted to come over 1074 00:49:30,103 --> 00:49:31,586 and introduce myself 1075 00:49:31,620 --> 00:49:34,103 and give you guys a little complimentary somethin'. 1076 00:49:34,137 --> 00:49:35,482 I'm a big fan. 1077 00:49:35,517 --> 00:49:36,689 Thank you, Robert. 1078 00:49:36,724 --> 00:49:37,724 That means a lot to me, and this is my wife, 1079 00:49:37,758 --> 00:49:39,068 Kim Waters. Oh, okay. 1080 00:49:39,103 --> 00:49:40,758 Nice to meet you, Kim. How do you do? 1081 00:49:40,793 --> 00:49:41,689 Tiramisu? 1082 00:49:41,724 --> 00:49:43,068 That's, that's what it is. 1083 00:49:44,137 --> 00:49:45,206 Enjoy it. 1084 00:49:45,241 --> 00:49:46,379 - We love it. - You're welcome, guys. 1085 00:49:46,413 --> 00:49:47,586 - Thank you. - Thank you, man. 1086 00:49:47,620 --> 00:49:48,620 - Nice. - Very nice. 1087 00:49:50,793 --> 00:49:53,275 Ron, last night was wonderful. 1088 00:49:55,448 --> 00:49:56,620 I had a really nice time. 1089 00:49:57,793 --> 00:49:58,620 Did you? 1090 00:49:59,448 --> 00:50:00,275 Yeah, I did. 1091 00:50:02,137 --> 00:50:04,172 I could tell. 1092 00:50:04,206 --> 00:50:05,413 Mm-hmm. 1093 00:50:05,448 --> 00:50:07,551 Baby, makin' love to you, 1094 00:50:08,724 --> 00:50:10,586 it's like hitting the lottery, for me. 1095 00:50:10,620 --> 00:50:13,068 It's like, for me, it's like winning the Superbowl. 1096 00:50:13,103 --> 00:50:13,724 It's very important. 1097 00:50:15,275 --> 00:50:16,620 If I don't do it, I get depressed. 1098 00:50:18,448 --> 00:50:20,241 I need you to understand that. 1099 00:50:20,275 --> 00:50:21,103 I do. 1100 00:50:22,793 --> 00:50:23,586 I love you, Ron. 1101 00:50:25,586 --> 00:50:27,206 And I want to do what you want to do. 1102 00:50:28,275 --> 00:50:29,103 I love that. 1103 00:50:47,482 --> 00:50:51,413 So, uh, so I went to the music awards, last night. 1104 00:50:51,448 --> 00:50:53,413 Well, I went to the parties. 1105 00:50:55,103 --> 00:50:56,517 See, now there's a motherfucker that's never been anywhere. 1106 00:50:58,827 --> 00:51:00,689 Yeah, took my wife, which was a good thing, 1107 00:51:00,724 --> 00:51:03,413 because she's always like, "I really want to go out. 1108 00:51:03,448 --> 00:51:04,862 I really want to go out. 1109 00:51:04,896 --> 00:51:07,551 You never take me to any of the good parties." 1110 00:51:07,586 --> 00:51:08,655 And it's not like I'm dyin' 1111 00:51:08,689 --> 00:51:10,758 to go out to motherfuckin' places. 1112 00:51:10,793 --> 00:51:12,034 Half the women that you're with are basically, 1113 00:51:12,068 --> 00:51:15,517 I mean, they're there just to see if you still got shine. 1114 00:51:15,551 --> 00:51:17,241 Hey, hey, Ron, you got shine, baby! 1115 00:51:17,275 --> 00:51:17,896 You got shine! 1116 00:51:20,827 --> 00:51:23,310 Yeah, I don't know if I'm fine, but I know I'm good. 1117 00:51:35,689 --> 00:51:36,586 Hey, Ron! 1118 00:51:37,620 --> 00:51:39,172 Niki Crawford wants to meet you. 1119 00:51:40,448 --> 00:51:41,689 When? 1120 00:51:41,724 --> 00:51:43,344 Right now, motherfucker, right now. 1121 00:51:45,344 --> 00:51:49,310 ♪ Do you feel my sensitivity 1122 00:51:49,344 --> 00:51:50,793 - Hi. - How do you do? 1123 00:51:50,827 --> 00:51:51,896 I'm good. How are you? 1124 00:51:51,931 --> 00:51:53,413 I'm doing well. 1125 00:51:53,448 --> 00:51:54,551 I really enjoyed your show. 1126 00:51:54,586 --> 00:51:56,827 Thank you very much. Thank you. 1127 00:51:56,862 --> 00:51:57,793 If I'd known you were in the audience, 1128 00:51:57,827 --> 00:51:59,172 I'd have shouted out to you. 1129 00:51:59,206 --> 00:52:01,379 No, no, this is your show, your time. 1130 00:52:01,413 --> 00:52:02,586 I just wanted to come by 1131 00:52:02,620 --> 00:52:03,965 and say I had a really good time, though. 1132 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:05,551 Well, I'm glad you did. 1133 00:52:05,586 --> 00:52:07,689 Ah, this is my wife, Kim Waters. 1134 00:52:07,724 --> 00:52:09,172 How are you? 1135 00:52:09,206 --> 00:52:10,689 This is my cousin, Floyd Cash, 1136 00:52:10,724 --> 00:52:12,172 his lady, Sylvia. Pleasure. 1137 00:52:12,206 --> 00:52:14,689 - Hi, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 1138 00:52:14,724 --> 00:52:16,896 So I'm doin' Cavalcade on the 15th, 1139 00:52:16,931 --> 00:52:19,241 and I would love for you to open for me, 1140 00:52:19,275 --> 00:52:21,517 if you got the time, if you're available. 1141 00:52:21,551 --> 00:52:23,379 I would be honored and delighted. 1142 00:52:23,413 --> 00:52:25,896 Good, so I'll get in touch with Sterling, 1143 00:52:25,931 --> 00:52:26,896 and we'll set it up. 1144 00:52:26,931 --> 00:52:28,241 - Great. - Yeah, I'll contact ya. 1145 00:52:28,275 --> 00:52:29,724 I got ya, ma'am. 1146 00:52:29,758 --> 00:52:30,896 Great. 1147 00:52:30,931 --> 00:52:32,413 That's great. Thank you for coming. 1148 00:52:32,448 --> 00:52:33,482 - No problem. - Thank you for being here. 1149 00:52:33,517 --> 00:52:34,551 - See ya later. - Yeah. 1150 00:52:35,413 --> 00:52:36,724 That's good, man. 1151 00:52:36,758 --> 00:52:37,448 You see that? Some exciting stuff! 1152 00:52:37,482 --> 00:52:40,172 - Oh my gosh. - Yeah, man. 1153 00:52:40,206 --> 00:52:41,241 Mm-mm-mm. Aww. 1154 00:52:43,448 --> 00:52:44,413 Cous, your pumped. 1155 00:52:44,448 --> 00:52:45,896 Yeah, man, I'm with ya, man. 1156 00:52:45,931 --> 00:52:48,172 Backstage passes, baby, come on. 1157 00:52:48,206 --> 00:52:49,896 Let's celebrate, champagne toast. 1158 00:52:49,931 --> 00:52:51,172 Yeah, a toast, toast, toast. 1159 00:52:51,206 --> 00:52:53,206 - Champagne. - Let me get my drink. 1160 00:52:53,241 --> 00:52:53,896 Woo, woo! 1161 00:52:56,931 --> 00:52:59,896 It's been a while since I seen you look so good. 1162 00:52:59,931 --> 00:53:01,620 You got a glow. 1163 00:53:01,655 --> 00:53:03,413 Why, thank you. 1164 00:53:03,448 --> 00:53:04,448 What did you expect? 1165 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:06,827 Nothing less. 1166 00:53:14,517 --> 00:53:16,310 For the lady. 1167 00:53:20,344 --> 00:53:21,206 These are beautiful. 1168 00:53:23,655 --> 00:53:25,206 Are they for anything in particular? 1169 00:53:27,724 --> 00:53:28,931 You're in a good mood. 1170 00:53:29,931 --> 00:53:32,931 That's because you've been treating me well. 1171 00:53:32,965 --> 00:53:34,758 Women can sense when you love them, Ron, 1172 00:53:35,620 --> 00:53:36,551 and when you don't. 1173 00:53:44,482 --> 00:53:45,965 I gotta take this. 1174 00:53:47,068 --> 00:53:49,482 I'll be right back. 1175 00:53:49,517 --> 00:53:51,310 I'll call you back in two seconds. 1176 00:53:57,655 --> 00:53:58,965 Hey. 1177 00:53:59,000 --> 00:53:59,965 I know, Ron. 1178 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:01,448 You know what? 1179 00:54:01,482 --> 00:54:03,310 I know. 1180 00:54:03,344 --> 00:54:05,517 Look, stop playing games and tell me what's up. 1181 00:54:05,551 --> 00:54:07,000 You stop playing games. 1182 00:54:07,034 --> 00:54:09,379 I know you and your wife are closer than you let on. 1183 00:54:10,586 --> 00:54:11,689 Be with you in one second. 1184 00:54:11,724 --> 00:54:12,517 What? 1185 00:54:12,551 --> 00:54:14,068 Why do you say that? 1186 00:54:14,103 --> 00:54:16,931 I came to the club, last night, and I saw you two. 1187 00:54:16,965 --> 00:54:17,862 You saw us in public. 1188 00:54:17,896 --> 00:54:19,310 What were we gonna do? 1189 00:54:19,344 --> 00:54:22,000 Well, not hold hands and kiss and all that. 1190 00:54:22,034 --> 00:54:23,655 You should've called before you came. 1191 00:54:23,689 --> 00:54:25,689 Ron, it's a public nightclub. 1192 00:54:25,724 --> 00:54:26,689 Yeah, but you knew I was gonna be there. 1193 00:54:26,724 --> 00:54:28,068 You should've let me know. 1194 00:54:28,103 --> 00:54:29,448 And let you keep lying to me? 1195 00:54:29,482 --> 00:54:31,896 Lyin' to you about what? 1196 00:54:31,931 --> 00:54:34,344 So you saw us out in public with a bunch of people around? 1197 00:54:34,379 --> 00:54:35,655 What am I supposed to do, treat her like shit? 1198 00:54:35,689 --> 00:54:37,344 She's my wife. 1199 00:54:37,379 --> 00:54:40,310 Well, you didn't have to kill her with kindness. 1200 00:54:40,344 --> 00:54:41,310 Look, can we get a bite to eat? 1201 00:54:41,344 --> 00:54:42,793 Can I come and get you? 1202 00:54:42,827 --> 00:54:44,724 For what? 1203 00:54:44,758 --> 00:54:47,517 We should not be having this conversation over the phone. 1204 00:54:49,068 --> 00:54:51,689 Well, what for? What good is seeing me gonna do? 1205 00:54:51,724 --> 00:54:53,482 Look, let me just come by and get you. 1206 00:54:53,517 --> 00:54:55,482 We can talk about this, okay, like adults. 1207 00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:59,000 So what's she down here for, anyway? 1208 00:55:01,448 --> 00:55:03,137 She's, uh, she's down here 1209 00:55:03,172 --> 00:55:05,448 to try to make it work out. 1210 00:55:05,482 --> 00:55:07,517 But we've been tryin' that for a while, so... 1211 00:55:08,931 --> 00:55:11,068 You're never gonna leave her, are you? 1212 00:55:11,103 --> 00:55:12,724 Takes forever to get into these things, darling, 1213 00:55:12,758 --> 00:55:14,137 and forever to get out. 1214 00:55:14,172 --> 00:55:17,068 And I'm just supposed to wait around for that? 1215 00:55:17,103 --> 00:55:19,586 Do you have any idea how many men want to sleep with me, 1216 00:55:19,620 --> 00:55:20,793 drink with me, take me out? 1217 00:55:23,413 --> 00:55:24,965 You know, let me tell you, baby. 1218 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:26,068 You wouldn't even respect me if I were 1219 00:55:26,103 --> 00:55:28,068 to answer these questions you're asking. 1220 00:55:28,103 --> 00:55:30,448 I'd just be another bitch-ass clown. 1221 00:55:30,482 --> 00:55:31,965 You don't even like these men. 1222 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,965 The reason you like me is because I'm a real man. 1223 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:35,896 Real men do not sit around talking 1224 00:55:35,931 --> 00:55:37,931 about their fuckin' feelings. 1225 00:55:37,965 --> 00:55:40,793 Now it would be great if you were to give me some time 1226 00:55:40,827 --> 00:55:42,724 to try to figure this stuff out. 1227 00:55:42,758 --> 00:55:43,586 But if you don't, 1228 00:55:44,793 --> 00:55:45,931 I'll completely understand. 1229 00:55:49,103 --> 00:55:51,000 I called you, because I can't leave you. 1230 00:55:52,827 --> 00:55:55,034 I just don't want to be that stupid girl who loves you 1231 00:55:55,068 --> 00:55:56,068 and in the end gets hurt. 1232 00:55:57,965 --> 00:56:01,000 I mean, you could be fucking her, and I would never know. 1233 00:56:01,034 --> 00:56:03,517 You're right. I could be fuckin' her. 1234 00:56:03,551 --> 00:56:05,206 And you would never know. 1235 00:56:05,241 --> 00:56:06,931 And you could be fucking' somebody else, 1236 00:56:06,965 --> 00:56:08,862 and I hope you're not, but I'll never know, 1237 00:56:08,896 --> 00:56:11,655 and you'll never have to tell me, 'cause I'll never ask. 1238 00:56:11,689 --> 00:56:13,724 I don't want to hear any bad news. 1239 00:56:13,758 --> 00:56:15,482 Stop rushin', you're 24. 1240 00:56:15,517 --> 00:56:17,931 You need to focus on what you're tryin' to do 1241 00:56:17,965 --> 00:56:18,931 and be patient. 1242 00:56:21,034 --> 00:56:22,758 I'm really trying not to put pressure on you. 1243 00:56:22,793 --> 00:56:23,689 I just can't help it. 1244 00:56:24,689 --> 00:56:25,517 Yeah, you can. 1245 00:56:26,862 --> 00:56:29,620 Focus on your stuff, all right. 1246 00:56:29,655 --> 00:56:31,206 And hopefully, one day, we'll wake up. 1247 00:56:31,241 --> 00:56:33,068 We'll have known each other for 20 years. 1248 00:56:34,862 --> 00:56:35,689 Kiss me. 1249 00:56:43,827 --> 00:56:45,689 I wouldn't drop anybody, right now, man. 1250 00:56:47,068 --> 00:56:48,965 You don't need to be makin' any sudden moves. 1251 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:49,482 Things are goin' good, right now. 1252 00:56:49,517 --> 00:56:51,000 You're on a roll. 1253 00:56:53,103 --> 00:56:55,137 I don't believe in droppin' anyone. 1254 00:56:56,896 --> 00:56:59,000 Trust me, they doin' better gettin' half of your time 1255 00:56:59,034 --> 00:57:01,862 than they would be gettin' a nigger's full attention, 1256 00:57:01,896 --> 00:57:03,241 'cause who wants to be around a motherfucker 1257 00:57:03,275 --> 00:57:05,068 who can give you their full attention, really? 1258 00:57:05,103 --> 00:57:08,724 Yeah, man, but I'm gonna have both these women call 1259 00:57:08,758 --> 00:57:11,137 and find out what about dinner, shit like that. 1260 00:57:11,172 --> 00:57:12,655 And I need to be thinkin' about other shit 1261 00:57:12,689 --> 00:57:15,275 besides havin' dinner with them, you know. 1262 00:57:15,310 --> 00:57:17,172 You guys want anything to drink? 1263 00:57:17,206 --> 00:57:20,137 No, darling, we good, at the moment. Thank you. 1264 00:57:20,172 --> 00:57:21,827 But like I said, 1265 00:57:21,862 --> 00:57:24,068 I think you need all this confusion, man. 1266 00:57:24,103 --> 00:57:25,068 Maybe havin' all these girls, Ron, 1267 00:57:25,103 --> 00:57:26,551 helps you with your writing or somethin'. 1268 00:57:26,586 --> 00:57:27,206 I don't know. 1269 00:57:33,241 --> 00:57:35,517 We should get that wine for us. 1270 00:57:35,551 --> 00:57:36,655 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 1271 00:57:36,689 --> 00:57:39,137 - It's good stuff. - Yeah. 1272 00:57:39,172 --> 00:57:40,827 How do you feel? 1273 00:57:40,862 --> 00:57:41,896 I feel fantastic. 1274 00:57:43,931 --> 00:57:45,103 I'm glad you came out, Kim. 1275 00:57:46,655 --> 00:57:48,000 Yeah. 1276 00:57:48,034 --> 00:57:50,586 And you've been great about everything. 1277 00:57:50,620 --> 00:57:51,620 Hopefully, I have, too. 1278 00:57:51,655 --> 00:57:53,206 You have. 1279 00:57:53,241 --> 00:57:55,275 Maybe we're finally hitting that calm moment 1280 00:57:55,310 --> 00:57:57,586 where everything and everybody's in place. 1281 00:57:59,931 --> 00:58:02,827 Very possible. 1282 00:58:04,620 --> 00:58:07,655 We just need to keep being patient with each other, 1283 00:58:07,689 --> 00:58:10,172 look after each other, look after one another. 1284 00:58:12,068 --> 00:58:14,275 Yeah, I agree, completely. 1285 00:58:16,965 --> 00:58:17,793 Where ya goin'? 1286 00:58:19,344 --> 00:58:22,068 Uh, just gonna go and smoke a cigarette. 1287 00:58:22,103 --> 00:58:24,586 Well, you can smoke in here. It's okay. 1288 00:58:24,620 --> 00:58:26,586 I don't want to smoke in here, around you. 1289 00:58:26,620 --> 00:58:27,241 It's okay. 1290 00:58:27,275 --> 00:58:28,931 You always rush up. 1291 00:58:28,965 --> 00:58:29,965 I do? 1292 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:30,827 You do. 1293 00:58:39,034 --> 00:58:40,172 Now you're just gonna sit back here, 1294 00:58:40,206 --> 00:58:41,827 because I asked you to. 1295 00:58:41,862 --> 00:58:44,275 Oh no, no, I'm just not focused on it, a lot. 1296 00:58:44,310 --> 00:58:47,620 It's just, you know, when you tell me, 1297 00:58:47,655 --> 00:58:48,275 I'm here. 1298 00:58:50,689 --> 00:58:52,724 Okay. 1299 00:58:52,758 --> 00:58:53,689 You worry all the time. 1300 00:58:53,724 --> 00:58:54,551 No. 1301 00:59:36,448 --> 00:59:37,827 Hey. 1302 00:59:37,862 --> 00:59:39,275 What's up? 1303 00:59:39,310 --> 00:59:40,724 Well, I just, I hadn't heard from you, 1304 00:59:40,758 --> 00:59:43,034 and we had such a nice day I thought I'd call 1305 00:59:43,068 --> 00:59:44,896 and see where you are, how you're doing. 1306 00:59:45,931 --> 00:59:47,034 I'm all right. 1307 00:59:48,896 --> 00:59:49,724 Where are you? 1308 00:59:51,448 --> 00:59:53,103 Why can't you talk in a normal voice? 1309 00:59:53,137 --> 00:59:56,000 Uh, no, actually, I got called in to do a set. 1310 00:59:56,034 --> 00:59:57,862 Uh, you know, there's a bunch of people around. 1311 00:59:57,896 --> 00:59:59,862 I'm just talkin' low. 1312 00:59:59,896 --> 01:00:01,827 Tell me the truth. 1313 01:00:01,862 --> 01:00:02,620 That's the truth. 1314 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:05,103 You know, I just got off stage. I'm tired. 1315 01:00:05,137 --> 01:00:06,000 I'm at the club. 1316 01:00:07,689 --> 01:00:08,862 Okay. 1317 01:00:08,896 --> 01:00:11,793 Well, you sound strange. 1318 01:00:11,827 --> 01:00:13,310 Oh fuck. 1319 01:00:13,344 --> 01:00:14,965 Now I'm back at that dumb shit, huh? 1320 01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:16,172 I sound strange? 1321 01:00:33,206 --> 01:00:35,103 You didn't have to call me back, Ron. 1322 01:00:35,137 --> 01:00:37,000 See? Okay. 1323 01:00:38,758 --> 01:00:40,344 Now I wanted you to get a good night sleep, darling, 1324 01:00:40,379 --> 01:00:42,172 okay, so just relieve your pressure, 1325 01:00:42,206 --> 01:00:44,689 'cause now your mind is wandering. 1326 01:00:44,724 --> 01:00:45,862 You lost your mind now, 1327 01:00:45,896 --> 01:00:48,379 thinkin' I'm someplace I shouldn't be. 1328 01:00:48,413 --> 01:00:50,137 That's not what you should be thinkin' about. 1329 01:00:50,172 --> 01:00:51,172 You should be thinkin' about getting a good night's rest, 1330 01:00:51,206 --> 01:00:53,896 so you can get up and go to work, tomorrow. 1331 01:00:53,931 --> 01:00:56,000 Uh-huh, sure, Ron. 1332 01:00:56,034 --> 01:00:57,344 Hold on, hold on, baby. 1333 01:00:57,379 --> 01:00:58,206 Yo, Bill. 1334 01:01:02,103 --> 01:01:02,931 Okay. 1335 01:02:46,586 --> 01:02:47,827 How you doing? 1336 01:02:47,862 --> 01:02:48,758 Yeah, we gotta talk. 1337 01:02:50,103 --> 01:02:50,965 Of course. 1338 01:02:57,034 --> 01:02:59,068 What's happening? 1339 01:02:59,103 --> 01:03:01,000 I don't think we're gonna make it, Ron. 1340 01:03:02,172 --> 01:03:04,068 What makes you say that? 1341 01:03:04,103 --> 01:03:05,137 I followed you, today. 1342 01:03:07,034 --> 01:03:08,068 What made you follow me? 1343 01:03:11,379 --> 01:03:12,482 The phone calls, last night. 1344 01:03:15,034 --> 01:03:16,931 Who's the girl, Ron? 1345 01:03:16,965 --> 01:03:17,862 She's just a friend. 1346 01:03:20,586 --> 01:03:22,172 She's a young girl. I met her after a show. 1347 01:03:22,206 --> 01:03:23,310 It's nothing serious. 1348 01:03:24,379 --> 01:03:26,034 Sure looked serious, today. 1349 01:03:26,068 --> 01:03:27,413 You know, you could've told me from the start. 1350 01:03:27,448 --> 01:03:29,275 I've known for weeks you've been seeing this girl. 1351 01:03:29,310 --> 01:03:30,620 How've you known for weeks? 1352 01:03:30,655 --> 01:03:32,241 Word got back to Chicago. 1353 01:03:32,275 --> 01:03:34,586 Friends in town saw you holding' hands and kissing. 1354 01:03:34,620 --> 01:03:37,517 You know, you, you never know who's watching! 1355 01:03:37,551 --> 01:03:39,965 And you're just now sayin' something. 1356 01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:42,172 When you don't know what to do, don't do anything. 1357 01:03:45,172 --> 01:03:47,379 You could've told me, from the start, 1358 01:03:47,413 --> 01:03:48,517 even up to last night. 1359 01:03:51,137 --> 01:03:52,896 The truth, you know. 1360 01:03:56,448 --> 01:04:00,241 That's the fucked up thing about this whole life, man. 1361 01:04:00,275 --> 01:04:01,517 People always want the truth. 1362 01:04:03,344 --> 01:04:05,137 Sometimes, the truth ain't good for you. 1363 01:04:07,379 --> 01:04:09,000 Look, the fact of the matter is, 1364 01:04:09,034 --> 01:04:11,965 I really don't want to hurt any feelings here. 1365 01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:13,448 Well, you know what, I'm not into us moping around 1366 01:04:13,482 --> 01:04:15,068 with each other, so I'm just gonna get on a plane, 1367 01:04:15,103 --> 01:04:16,310 and I'm gonna leave. 1368 01:04:16,344 --> 01:04:17,379 Look, even if I wanted you to go, you can't go, 1369 01:04:17,413 --> 01:04:20,448 because if you go, we're fucked. 1370 01:04:20,482 --> 01:04:22,137 Come on, sit down, 1371 01:04:22,172 --> 01:04:23,551 just talk to me for a second, please, baby, eh? 1372 01:04:23,586 --> 01:04:25,172 Just sit with me, for a second. 1373 01:04:25,206 --> 01:04:26,137 Baby, please. 1374 01:04:28,310 --> 01:04:29,206 Just for a second. 1375 01:04:34,137 --> 01:04:35,517 Please. 1376 01:04:42,172 --> 01:04:45,413 I've been pretty good to you, you know. 1377 01:04:45,448 --> 01:04:46,448 I do care about you. 1378 01:04:47,655 --> 01:04:49,068 I mean, these last few years 1379 01:04:49,103 --> 01:04:50,551 I've been out here doing the best I can for you. 1380 01:04:50,586 --> 01:04:54,241 I'm out here hustling, trying to do my thing, you know. 1381 01:04:54,275 --> 01:04:57,965 I mean, I do, I do shit I don't like. 1382 01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,172 You know I don't like goin' on vacation with your friends, 1383 01:05:00,206 --> 01:05:01,655 but I wanted you to be happy. 1384 01:05:01,689 --> 01:05:02,965 But you ain't been happy. 1385 01:05:04,689 --> 01:05:06,034 And I guess that got me mad. 1386 01:05:09,379 --> 01:05:10,551 I don't know what to do. 1387 01:05:13,206 --> 01:05:14,724 I love you, Ron. 1388 01:05:14,758 --> 01:05:17,965 I really do, but you want to know what's hard on me? 1389 01:05:21,689 --> 01:05:24,103 When I first met you, I was very enamored 1390 01:05:24,137 --> 01:05:28,482 with the movies and the person and the life. 1391 01:05:28,517 --> 01:05:31,344 And I was that young girl, and Janice was your wife. 1392 01:05:31,379 --> 01:05:33,310 And you asked for me to wait for you, for your divorce, 1393 01:05:33,344 --> 01:05:36,275 and I waited for two years. 1394 01:05:36,310 --> 01:05:38,482 And then the drugs hit, and everything went to shit, 1395 01:05:38,517 --> 01:05:39,448 but I stayed. 1396 01:05:41,620 --> 01:05:43,379 And you became a better man for it. 1397 01:05:45,172 --> 01:05:48,068 But now I got a man who's happier bein' away from home. 1398 01:05:48,103 --> 01:05:51,103 Look, Kim, I'm not interested in givin' up, okay? 1399 01:05:52,655 --> 01:05:54,103 But I gotta finish this tour. 1400 01:05:55,551 --> 01:05:56,379 I have to. 1401 01:06:01,068 --> 01:06:03,034 All right, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm not gonna be out, on the road, 1402 01:06:03,068 --> 01:06:04,482 doin' one of these things for another six months 1403 01:06:04,517 --> 01:06:05,689 or somethin' like that. 1404 01:06:05,724 --> 01:06:07,379 I'll only act every once in a while. 1405 01:06:07,413 --> 01:06:09,103 But I gotta finish this. 1406 01:06:09,137 --> 01:06:10,206 I mean, that was the whole point in me comin' out here, 1407 01:06:10,241 --> 01:06:11,413 to get a hit. 1408 01:06:11,448 --> 01:06:13,000 That was it. 1409 01:06:14,413 --> 01:06:16,379 Let me finish this tour 1410 01:06:16,413 --> 01:06:18,206 and then we'll talk about what comes later. 1411 01:06:18,241 --> 01:06:19,758 Your life's never gonna change, Ron. 1412 01:06:21,413 --> 01:06:23,413 You're the best guy. It's not your fault. 1413 01:06:23,448 --> 01:06:24,241 I love you. 1414 01:06:26,689 --> 01:06:28,689 A long time ago, I used to think 1415 01:06:28,724 --> 01:06:30,517 that you'd get some sort of award or medal 1416 01:06:30,551 --> 01:06:32,689 for staying together like 20 or 30 years. 1417 01:06:34,620 --> 01:06:35,586 But you know what I realized? 1418 01:06:35,620 --> 01:06:37,275 There are no awards. 1419 01:06:37,310 --> 01:06:38,206 There are no medals. 1420 01:06:39,448 --> 01:06:41,172 You just gotta live. 1421 01:06:41,206 --> 01:06:42,724 You just gotta keep on livin', 1422 01:06:42,758 --> 01:06:44,379 and you gotta think about the choices that you make. 1423 01:06:44,413 --> 01:06:46,103 No, come on, baby, come on. 1424 01:06:47,310 --> 01:06:50,103 Look, I, I believe in our future. 1425 01:06:50,137 --> 01:06:51,827 We just have to keep workin' through these things. 1426 01:06:51,862 --> 01:06:53,448 I mean, they're just challenges. 1427 01:06:54,827 --> 01:06:56,275 But in the meantime, please, stay with me. 1428 01:06:56,310 --> 01:06:57,724 Let me finish this tour. 1429 01:06:57,758 --> 01:07:00,310 Nothin' happens if I don't keep goin'. 1430 01:07:00,344 --> 01:07:02,172 It's gonna make my life really hard 1431 01:07:02,206 --> 01:07:04,517 if you're not with me on this one. 1432 01:07:04,551 --> 01:07:07,172 I mean, am I your husband or what? 1433 01:07:09,793 --> 01:07:11,103 What about the girl, Ron? 1434 01:07:12,344 --> 01:07:13,517 I'll leave her alone. 1435 01:07:16,862 --> 01:07:21,172 Darling, I've had so many losses in my life 1436 01:07:23,137 --> 01:07:25,172 that I can pretty much walk away from anything. 1437 01:07:29,931 --> 01:07:31,551 She's young. 1438 01:07:31,586 --> 01:07:33,758 She'll fall in love again. 1439 01:07:41,517 --> 01:07:44,827 How did I fall in love with a woman who's not impressed? 1440 01:07:46,206 --> 01:07:47,827 How the fuck do you do that? 1441 01:07:55,137 --> 01:07:57,827 You work all your life to make a name for yourself, 1442 01:07:57,862 --> 01:07:59,172 and the girl you fall 1443 01:07:59,206 --> 01:08:00,551 in love with ain't even impressed by that, 1444 01:08:00,586 --> 01:08:02,758 but you buildin' houses 1445 01:08:02,793 --> 01:08:04,965 and payin' for them to play tennis on Thursdays 1446 01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:07,689 with their girlfriends and all that shit. 1447 01:08:07,724 --> 01:08:09,344 And they don't even know that 1448 01:08:09,379 --> 01:08:10,551 that's actually killin' the reason 1449 01:08:10,586 --> 01:08:11,724 that they like you, anyway, 1450 01:08:12,758 --> 01:08:14,827 which is the saddest thing, man. 1451 01:08:14,862 --> 01:08:16,965 The reason that women fall in love with you is 1452 01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:18,896 because you're independent. 1453 01:08:18,931 --> 01:08:20,827 And the first thing they try to do is 1454 01:08:20,862 --> 01:08:22,758 to kill the independence based on the fact 1455 01:08:22,792 --> 01:08:24,517 that they ain't got nothin' to do with it. 1456 01:08:27,274 --> 01:08:28,517 That's the way life is, man. 1457 01:08:30,517 --> 01:08:32,413 That's what them blues songs is based on, man. 1458 01:08:32,448 --> 01:08:36,172 That's, that's what Sex Machine is based on. 1459 01:08:36,206 --> 01:08:39,172 Every melody the motherfucker ever wrote is based 1460 01:08:39,206 --> 01:08:42,655 on the fact that the girl that you with ain't really 1461 01:08:42,689 --> 01:08:44,896 that crazy about bein' with you. 1462 01:08:44,931 --> 01:08:46,482 But she can't live without you. 1463 01:08:48,274 --> 01:08:50,206 No, you got to focus on the pussy. 1464 01:08:50,241 --> 01:08:53,344 I'm focused on the pussy, okay. I'm focused now. 1465 01:08:53,379 --> 01:08:54,827 You know? 1466 01:08:54,862 --> 01:08:56,482 Rather than just be a bitch that's lucky 1467 01:08:56,517 --> 01:08:57,862 to fuck a nigger like me. 1468 01:08:59,724 --> 01:09:00,931 I mean, I'm a nigger. 1469 01:09:00,965 --> 01:09:02,862 I need the motherfuckin' woman to luck out, 1470 01:09:04,689 --> 01:09:06,620 you know, rather than walk around the house all day, 1471 01:09:06,655 --> 01:09:08,724 mad and shit, tryin' to figure out whether 1472 01:09:08,758 --> 01:09:10,448 or not the paperwork was right. 1473 01:09:19,274 --> 01:09:20,620 Hey, Bill, man. 1474 01:09:20,655 --> 01:09:22,379 Get off the stage, man! 1475 01:09:22,413 --> 01:09:24,309 I got to call you back. Nigger, answer your phone. 1476 01:09:25,827 --> 01:09:27,724 I'm talkin' to some people right now. 1477 01:09:33,033 --> 01:09:36,827 Man, I, I'm basically tryin' to get a jump 1478 01:09:36,862 --> 01:09:38,620 on bitches fuckin' leavin' me, man. 1479 01:09:39,931 --> 01:09:43,379 That's my whole thing, you know. 1480 01:09:43,413 --> 01:09:45,241 Let me just get a jump on this bitch. 1481 01:10:01,620 --> 01:10:04,655 Okay, welcome to the Funny Barn. 1482 01:10:04,689 --> 01:10:06,034 That was fuckin' awkward. 1483 01:10:07,482 --> 01:10:08,896 We'd like to thank you for paying your $5 cover 1484 01:10:08,931 --> 01:10:11,517 to join us for the Ron Waters assisted group suicide. 1485 01:10:14,034 --> 01:10:16,550 Seriously, cyanide tablets are already 1486 01:10:16,585 --> 01:10:17,517 in your cups. 1487 01:10:17,550 --> 01:10:19,550 Nike Cortezes are on you. 1488 01:10:21,413 --> 01:10:22,620 I'm just kiddin'. 1489 01:10:22,655 --> 01:10:23,965 We've got karaoke comin' up later, 1490 01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:25,413 if you guys want to stick around. 1491 01:10:25,448 --> 01:10:26,482 Personally, I have a fucking life, 1492 01:10:26,517 --> 01:10:27,620 so I don't think I will be. 1493 01:10:27,655 --> 01:10:29,448 But there is a happy hour. 1494 01:10:29,482 --> 01:10:31,793 We'll be a lot more happier than what we just saw. 1495 01:10:40,724 --> 01:10:42,965 What the fuck are you doing? 1496 01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:43,793 I'm leaving. 1497 01:10:43,827 --> 01:10:45,620 Yeah, I see that. 1498 01:10:45,655 --> 01:10:48,034 You only did 20 minutes on a 45-minute set. 1499 01:10:48,068 --> 01:10:49,655 You're comin' up short, motherfucker. 1500 01:10:49,689 --> 01:10:51,448 And what's with the fuckin' phone call? 1501 01:10:51,482 --> 01:10:53,965 Man, the life has been sucked out of that audience, okay, 1502 01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:54,931 by the other comedians. 1503 01:10:54,965 --> 01:10:56,482 They're not even laughing. 1504 01:10:56,517 --> 01:10:59,482 Ah, I'm not prepared to resuscitate these motherfuckers. 1505 01:10:59,517 --> 01:11:01,448 They gonna have me second-guessing my shit. 1506 01:11:04,034 --> 01:11:06,034 What the fuck, man? 1507 01:11:06,068 --> 01:11:07,931 Gene, just give us a second, I'm handlin' it. 1508 01:11:07,965 --> 01:11:09,793 I don't have a second. 1509 01:11:09,827 --> 01:11:12,379 I got a mass exodus out the door, man. 1510 01:11:12,413 --> 01:11:13,655 What the fuck is up, Ron? 1511 01:11:13,689 --> 01:11:15,517 Gene, we can take care of this now or later. 1512 01:11:15,550 --> 01:11:17,620 Just give me a second, please. 1513 01:11:17,655 --> 01:11:19,379 This is fucked up, and you know it. 1514 01:11:24,448 --> 01:11:26,965 You ever think you ought to be second-guessin' yourself? 1515 01:11:27,827 --> 01:11:29,379 Why? 1516 01:11:29,413 --> 01:11:31,034 You were a little harsh out there, tonight. 1517 01:11:31,068 --> 01:11:33,550 Niki Crawford's manager was just shuffling in his seat. 1518 01:11:33,585 --> 01:11:35,724 I had to talk him down, but I'm not sure 1519 01:11:35,758 --> 01:11:36,896 if it's gonna do any good. 1520 01:11:41,758 --> 01:11:43,724 What the fuck were you thinking? 1521 01:11:43,758 --> 01:11:46,034 Look, man, I went out there. 1522 01:11:46,068 --> 01:11:47,517 I did the same thing I do every other night. 1523 01:11:47,550 --> 01:11:49,827 I told, I told my story. 1524 01:11:49,862 --> 01:11:51,448 Now at least, that's consistent. 1525 01:11:51,482 --> 01:11:52,689 That's gotta count for somethin' in this business. 1526 01:11:52,724 --> 01:11:55,655 Ron, I don't care, either way, all right. 1527 01:11:55,689 --> 01:11:58,482 I know you, and you weren't yourself out there. 1528 01:11:58,517 --> 01:11:59,862 Now I had to convince a lot of people 1529 01:11:59,896 --> 01:12:01,758 to get you back in these places. 1530 01:12:01,793 --> 01:12:03,000 I don't want to know what it is, 1531 01:12:03,034 --> 01:12:04,448 and I don't want to talk about it, 1532 01:12:04,482 --> 01:12:06,896 because like I said, you got a shot, 1533 01:12:06,931 --> 01:12:08,344 and it may be your last. 1534 01:12:12,103 --> 01:12:14,448 Gene! 1535 01:12:50,620 --> 01:12:52,379 Hello. 1536 01:12:52,413 --> 01:12:52,931 What's happening? 1537 01:12:54,585 --> 01:12:55,000 Sterling? 1538 01:12:56,172 --> 01:12:57,724 Yeah, man. 1539 01:12:57,758 --> 01:12:59,068 What's up? 1540 01:12:59,103 --> 01:13:00,620 Take a ride up to my house. 1541 01:13:00,655 --> 01:13:05,448 I want to see you for a minute. 1542 01:13:25,068 --> 01:13:26,137 You made it! 1543 01:13:26,172 --> 01:13:27,482 Yeah, I'm here. 1544 01:13:28,793 --> 01:13:29,620 Well, come on. 1545 01:13:33,172 --> 01:13:34,689 ♪ Happiness 1546 01:13:34,724 --> 01:13:35,137 So what's up? 1547 01:13:36,896 --> 01:13:39,034 Why does this got to be about something? 1548 01:13:39,068 --> 01:13:41,448 Maybe I just want to see you outside of the nightclub, 1549 01:13:41,482 --> 01:13:44,206 tell you how much your friendship means to me. 1550 01:13:44,241 --> 01:13:45,068 All right. 1551 01:13:49,103 --> 01:13:50,689 What you got goin' on here, man? 1552 01:13:52,137 --> 01:13:54,413 The old lady's got some yogi shit goin' on. 1553 01:13:55,793 --> 01:13:58,000 Come on, let's go to the liquor room. 1554 01:14:03,724 --> 01:14:05,034 You want a drink? 1555 01:14:05,068 --> 01:14:05,896 No, man. 1556 01:14:07,034 --> 01:14:08,585 Well, I'm gonna have another. 1557 01:14:10,724 --> 01:14:11,758 You remember this room? 1558 01:14:13,172 --> 01:14:14,000 Yeah, I do. 1559 01:14:15,137 --> 01:14:17,206 This room has seen some days, man. 1560 01:14:18,896 --> 01:14:21,585 Yeah, when Richard and I were runnin' shit, 1561 01:14:21,620 --> 01:14:23,000 this is the kind of rooms we had. 1562 01:14:23,862 --> 01:14:25,137 We had spots like this 1563 01:14:26,793 --> 01:14:28,689 when these punks was still in diapers. 1564 01:14:30,068 --> 01:14:31,103 Now this industry is just fucked. 1565 01:14:33,550 --> 01:14:35,896 That's why I came and got you, Ron, 1566 01:14:35,931 --> 01:14:37,000 brought you back, 1567 01:14:37,896 --> 01:14:39,517 'cause you like a throwback, 1568 01:14:40,862 --> 01:14:43,206 'cause this is the way we used to do it. 1569 01:14:43,241 --> 01:14:46,068 And you remind me of the good times. 1570 01:14:49,585 --> 01:14:51,137 I tied it up with Niki Crawford. 1571 01:14:52,724 --> 01:14:55,034 I tied it up with her people. 1572 01:14:55,068 --> 01:14:56,517 We got the deal. 1573 01:14:57,620 --> 01:15:00,103 We goin' to the Cavalcade, baby! 1574 01:15:00,137 --> 01:15:01,827 Yeah! My man! 1575 01:15:04,172 --> 01:15:05,689 It's just like the old days, huh? 1576 01:15:05,724 --> 01:15:06,550 Hell yeah! 1577 01:15:07,862 --> 01:15:09,241 But it's not like the old times, 1578 01:15:11,172 --> 01:15:12,827 'cause you not gonna fuck this up. 1579 01:15:14,620 --> 01:15:15,758 Oh, Sterling, man, I can't hear this shit now, man. 1580 01:15:15,793 --> 01:15:16,344 You drunk! 1581 01:15:16,379 --> 01:15:17,206 I am. 1582 01:15:18,793 --> 01:15:19,206 But I'm on. 1583 01:15:22,862 --> 01:15:24,309 You know I'm your boy. 1584 01:15:24,344 --> 01:15:26,655 You know I respect you, and because I respect you, 1585 01:15:26,689 --> 01:15:27,896 I kept a copy of this tape. 1586 01:15:27,931 --> 01:15:29,241 Ain't nobody got this. 1587 01:15:32,172 --> 01:15:34,068 You know, I just want you to realize, 1588 01:15:34,103 --> 01:15:36,793 this is the shit that fucked you up. 1589 01:15:48,862 --> 01:15:50,172 Marinade on that a while. 1590 01:15:54,620 --> 01:15:57,034 Oh, ladies and gentlemen, they are hot tonight. 1591 01:15:57,068 --> 01:15:58,931 Thanks, boys, sounds great. 1592 01:15:58,965 --> 01:16:00,896 Any of you who follow standup comedy 1593 01:16:00,931 --> 01:16:02,379 will know my next guest. 1594 01:16:02,413 --> 01:16:03,550 He's been right out there on the edge, for years, 1595 01:16:03,585 --> 01:16:06,068 ladies and gentlemen, a warm welcome for Ron Waters. 1596 01:16:06,103 --> 01:16:06,965 Ron, come on out! 1597 01:16:12,379 --> 01:16:15,206 Hey, man, welcome, come have a seat. 1598 01:16:15,241 --> 01:16:16,413 Ladies and gentlemen, Ron Waters. 1599 01:16:16,448 --> 01:16:17,965 Good to see you. 1600 01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:21,344 - Thank you for having me. - Have a seat. 1601 01:16:21,379 --> 01:16:22,896 You look sharp. Those are great glasses. 1602 01:16:22,931 --> 01:16:24,137 Who makes those? 1603 01:16:24,172 --> 01:16:26,724 Pucci made these, man. 1604 01:16:26,758 --> 01:16:27,896 Oh, you mean Gucci. 1605 01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:32,206 No, man, Pucci, that's, uh, before Gucci. 1606 01:16:32,241 --> 01:16:33,137 You wouldn't know about that, though. 1607 01:16:33,172 --> 01:16:34,068 That's, you know. 1608 01:16:34,103 --> 01:16:36,172 Oh, Pucci, before Gucci, 1609 01:16:36,206 --> 01:16:37,896 but I wouldn't know about that. 1610 01:16:39,344 --> 01:16:41,344 All right, ladies and gentlemen, if you like 'em, Puccis. 1611 01:16:43,137 --> 01:16:45,034 All right, Ron, we all know you're doin' TV now. 1612 01:16:45,068 --> 01:16:46,000 You've got some movies comin' out. 1613 01:16:46,034 --> 01:16:47,344 You're hot. You're on a roll. 1614 01:16:47,379 --> 01:16:48,275 How are you, man? 1615 01:16:50,309 --> 01:16:51,172 Yeah, man, I've been tryin' to, uh, 1616 01:16:51,206 --> 01:16:53,896 I, I, I called you, Jerry. 1617 01:16:53,931 --> 01:16:55,206 Yeah, yeah, I got a message. 1618 01:16:56,827 --> 01:16:58,206 No, man, I've been, I've been calling you, man. 1619 01:16:58,241 --> 01:16:59,827 You don't even answer your motherfuckin' phone. 1620 01:16:59,862 --> 01:17:01,344 What's up? Kinda busy, Ron. 1621 01:17:01,379 --> 01:17:02,309 I got a network show. 1622 01:17:02,344 --> 01:17:03,241 I still work the road. 1623 01:17:03,275 --> 01:17:04,482 I'm a little busy. 1624 01:17:04,517 --> 01:17:06,965 Besides, Ron, you join a very elite group. 1625 01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:08,241 There are a lot of great people I don't call back. 1626 01:17:08,275 --> 01:17:11,034 That's the kinda gal I am. 1627 01:17:11,068 --> 01:17:12,344 I'm not talkin' about them motherfuckers. 1628 01:17:12,379 --> 01:17:14,275 I'm not talkin' about them pussies, man. 1629 01:17:14,309 --> 01:17:15,172 Call me back, yo. Hey, hey, hey. 1630 01:17:15,206 --> 01:17:16,724 - Call me back. - Network, network. 1631 01:17:16,758 --> 01:17:18,172 Man, fuck the motherfuckin' network. 1632 01:17:18,206 --> 01:17:19,448 I'm talkin' about, man, how come 1633 01:17:19,482 --> 01:17:20,413 you didn't call me back? Hey, we're not playing 1634 01:17:20,448 --> 01:17:21,413 the Apollo, here, Ron. What the fuck is 1635 01:17:21,448 --> 01:17:23,275 that supposed to mean? Have a seat, Ron. 1636 01:17:23,309 --> 01:17:24,206 Hey, take it easy. No, I don't want to sit. 1637 01:17:24,241 --> 01:17:25,896 Hey, let's go to commercial. 1638 01:17:25,931 --> 01:17:27,068 - I want you to call me back. - Yeah, commercial, guys. 1639 01:17:27,103 --> 01:17:28,344 We'll go to commercial. All right, Ron, hey- 1640 01:17:28,379 --> 01:17:29,550 Hey, get the fuck up off me, man! 1641 01:17:29,585 --> 01:17:31,103 I'm knockin' motherfuckers out tonight. You understand? 1642 01:17:31,137 --> 01:17:32,034 I'm shootin' motherfuckers. Hey, Ron. 1643 01:17:32,068 --> 01:17:32,482 Step off me, you motherfucker. 1644 01:17:32,517 --> 01:17:33,793 Troy! 1645 01:17:33,827 --> 01:17:34,758 Jerry, what the, I mean, what- 1646 01:17:34,793 --> 01:17:35,448 Ron, you're out of line. 1647 01:17:35,482 --> 01:17:36,413 How am I out of line? 1648 01:17:36,448 --> 01:17:37,379 Jerry? You're up. 1649 01:17:37,413 --> 01:17:39,103 You're swinging at people. 1650 01:17:39,137 --> 01:17:40,344 Nigger, get the fuck away from me. 1651 01:17:40,379 --> 01:17:41,379 - Hey, hey! - Oh, you the nigger? 1652 01:17:41,413 --> 01:17:42,724 You got a nigger you send out 1653 01:17:42,758 --> 01:17:43,965 to do this shit, man. Yeah, yeah. 1654 01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:45,068 Get the fuck up off of me, nigger. 1655 01:17:45,103 --> 01:17:46,862 Hey, Jerry, you gonna play me 1656 01:17:46,896 --> 01:17:47,724 like this? Good night, Ron. 1657 01:17:47,758 --> 01:17:49,103 Jerry, Jerry, 1658 01:17:49,137 --> 01:17:50,413 you're calling security? Oh, yeah, yeah, we're good. 1659 01:17:50,448 --> 01:17:51,482 Hey, come on, Jerry, what the fuck? 1660 01:17:51,517 --> 01:17:53,137 Don't touch me, motherfucker! I'm tellin' ya. 1661 01:17:53,172 --> 01:17:54,931 We back? 1662 01:17:54,965 --> 01:17:55,931 Okay, count me in. 1663 01:18:00,137 --> 01:18:03,068 Ladies and gentlemen, well, wasn't that funny? 1664 01:18:03,103 --> 01:18:05,172 I'd like to apologize to the folks watching at home. 1665 01:18:05,206 --> 01:18:06,931 I'd like to apologize to our studio audience. 1666 01:18:06,965 --> 01:18:08,379 I'd like to apologize to the network. 1667 01:18:10,034 --> 01:18:11,517 Charming, huh? 1668 01:18:11,550 --> 01:18:14,275 Although, he did set a kind of a record. 1669 01:18:15,309 --> 01:18:18,309 He's the first guest, in the history of my show, 1670 01:18:18,344 --> 01:18:20,137 to be on twice in one night, 1671 01:18:20,172 --> 01:18:22,172 the first time and the last time. 1672 01:18:22,206 --> 01:18:23,379 You won't see Ron Waters here again. 1673 01:18:23,413 --> 01:18:25,068 That's too bad. 1674 01:18:25,103 --> 01:18:26,517 All right, ladies and gentlemen, 1675 01:18:26,550 --> 01:18:28,068 any of you go to the movies will know this next young lady, 1676 01:18:28,103 --> 01:18:30,206 a beautiful girl, beautiful, has three movies. 1677 01:18:30,241 --> 01:18:31,309 Keep on drinkin'. 1678 01:18:32,862 --> 01:18:34,482 What we drink I'm gonna pour on ya. 1679 01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:36,862 As long as you lick it off. 1680 01:18:36,896 --> 01:18:38,137 That's what I'm sayin'. 1681 01:18:38,172 --> 01:18:39,448 - Mm-hmm. - Whatever I don't finish. 1682 01:18:40,172 --> 01:18:42,068 Hey, Ron, you okay, darlin'? 1683 01:18:43,344 --> 01:18:45,862 Yeah, shit. 1684 01:18:45,896 --> 01:18:48,000 I'm gettin' out the squirt bottles, later. 1685 01:18:49,379 --> 01:18:51,068 Be squirtin' Jack Daniels all over. 1686 01:18:51,103 --> 01:18:51,931 What are you lookin' at? 1687 01:19:11,206 --> 01:19:12,827 So this is how it's gonna happen. 1688 01:19:14,068 --> 01:19:15,517 You're dumping me in an alley. 1689 01:19:17,379 --> 01:19:19,550 Rosa, I'm too old, at this point, to fall in love 1690 01:19:19,585 --> 01:19:22,034 and get happy-go-lucky about women. 1691 01:19:22,068 --> 01:19:23,000 I can fix that. 1692 01:19:24,448 --> 01:19:25,931 You have to give us a chance, Ron. 1693 01:19:28,517 --> 01:19:30,034 I want you to move on. 1694 01:19:30,068 --> 01:19:30,931 But, Ron, 1695 01:19:33,241 --> 01:19:34,413 I'm in love with you. 1696 01:19:36,585 --> 01:19:37,931 I want to marry you. 1697 01:19:39,448 --> 01:19:41,172 Baby, I've been so squeezed by this marriage shit, 1698 01:19:41,206 --> 01:19:43,585 I'm not normal about it. 1699 01:19:43,620 --> 01:19:44,689 Look, you can't expect a nigger like me to, 1700 01:19:44,724 --> 01:19:46,517 all of a sudden, just start jumpin' up and down, 1701 01:19:46,550 --> 01:19:48,896 huggin' and kissin' people. 1702 01:19:48,931 --> 01:19:51,517 You got to figure out somethin' else. 1703 01:19:51,550 --> 01:19:53,000 You don't want to marry a man like me, 1704 01:19:53,034 --> 01:19:54,896 a dude's not happy about marriage. 1705 01:19:54,931 --> 01:19:57,585 Because you're with a woman who doesn't love you. 1706 01:19:57,620 --> 01:19:59,827 She's only with you for what you can do for her. 1707 01:20:01,550 --> 01:20:02,550 It doesn't matter. 1708 01:20:10,379 --> 01:20:11,413 My break's over. 1709 01:20:15,241 --> 01:20:16,482 I have to go back to work. 1710 01:20:26,068 --> 01:20:27,413 You ruined me, Ron. 1711 01:20:29,309 --> 01:20:31,413 We could've had everything. 1712 01:20:31,448 --> 01:20:34,309 I told you, I'd never been in love before, 1713 01:20:34,344 --> 01:20:36,482 never made love like this before, 1714 01:20:36,517 --> 01:20:38,344 teach me, take advantage of that. 1715 01:20:40,965 --> 01:20:41,379 And you did. 1716 01:21:23,275 --> 01:21:24,517 Good afternoon, Mr. and Mrs. Waters, 1717 01:21:24,550 --> 01:21:25,931 welcome to the Cavalcade. 1718 01:21:25,965 --> 01:21:26,550 Thank you. 1719 01:22:12,620 --> 01:22:14,206 Rosa, I've been reaching out for you. 1720 01:22:14,241 --> 01:22:15,620 Please call me when you get 1721 01:22:15,655 --> 01:22:16,309 this message, okay? 1722 01:22:16,344 --> 01:22:18,137 I need to talk to you, okay? 1723 01:22:18,172 --> 01:22:20,000 Please. 1724 01:22:20,034 --> 01:22:21,758 All right, baby. But this year, okay, 1725 01:22:21,793 --> 01:22:23,034 'cause I'm excited to... 1726 01:22:23,068 --> 01:22:24,241 Ron, hey! 1727 01:22:24,275 --> 01:22:25,344 Hey. 1728 01:22:25,379 --> 01:22:26,275 How are you? 1729 01:22:26,309 --> 01:22:27,448 I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm good. 1730 01:22:27,482 --> 01:22:28,517 Yeah, yeah. Nice. 1731 01:22:28,550 --> 01:22:29,241 You're here. You look beautiful. 1732 01:22:29,275 --> 01:22:30,448 Thank you. 1733 01:22:30,482 --> 01:22:32,034 You goin' to sound check with us? 1734 01:22:32,068 --> 01:22:33,724 I can. 1735 01:22:33,758 --> 01:22:36,034 I mean, you know, I want the whole experience, you know. 1736 01:22:36,068 --> 01:22:38,034 Nice, how you feelin'? 1737 01:22:38,068 --> 01:22:39,172 You gonna warm 'em up for me? 1738 01:22:39,206 --> 01:22:41,000 Yeah, yeah, I am. 1739 01:22:41,034 --> 01:22:43,034 I'm just, you know, gonna throw up, 1740 01:22:43,068 --> 01:22:44,550 get my breathin' right, and you know, and be all good. 1741 01:22:44,585 --> 01:22:47,034 But I'm gonna set the table for you, let you eat. 1742 01:22:47,068 --> 01:22:48,275 You'll be fine. 1743 01:22:48,309 --> 01:22:49,585 - Okay. - I'm glad you're here. 1744 01:22:49,620 --> 01:22:51,206 Me too, thank you. 1745 01:22:51,241 --> 01:22:53,172 - No, man, thank you. - I really appreciate it. 1746 01:22:53,206 --> 01:22:55,689 - See you soon, all right. - Yeah, yeah, I'll be there. 1747 01:22:55,724 --> 01:22:57,655 Yeah, cool. 1748 01:22:59,068 --> 01:23:01,206 My mellow, all right, all right. 1749 01:23:16,448 --> 01:23:18,206 How ya doing? 1750 01:23:19,344 --> 01:23:20,758 I'm good. 1751 01:23:20,793 --> 01:23:22,517 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1752 01:23:22,550 --> 01:23:26,275 Just goin' over what I'm gonna say, tonight, gettin' ready. 1753 01:23:26,309 --> 01:23:29,309 You are gonna knock 'em dead, tonight. 1754 01:23:29,344 --> 01:23:31,758 I know it. 1755 01:23:34,379 --> 01:23:35,689 Thank you, baby. 1756 01:23:38,793 --> 01:23:40,689 And remember, I'll be watchin'. 1757 01:23:49,309 --> 01:23:51,172 ♪ I ain't leavin' 1758 01:23:51,206 --> 01:23:54,517 ♪ So, baby, I'm here 1759 01:23:54,550 --> 01:23:56,344 Rosa, I've been callin' you. 1760 01:23:56,379 --> 01:23:58,103 I've been tryin' to reach you. 1761 01:23:58,137 --> 01:23:58,585 It's me. Ron. 1762 01:24:00,275 --> 01:24:00,724 Call me back. 1763 01:24:03,896 --> 01:24:05,689 Yeah, when was the last time you saw his act? 1764 01:24:05,724 --> 01:24:07,172 Oh, it's been about a month. 1765 01:24:07,206 --> 01:24:08,413 - Really? - Yeah. 1766 01:24:08,448 --> 01:24:10,482 Hey, where you goin', man? 1767 01:24:12,517 --> 01:24:13,896 Man, I'm comin' right back. 1768 01:24:13,931 --> 01:24:15,655 I gotta take care of something. 1769 01:24:17,275 --> 01:24:18,172 Oh, Ron. 1770 01:24:19,793 --> 01:24:21,413 Are you really gonna do this? 1771 01:24:23,206 --> 01:24:24,379 I'm comin' back, this time. 1772 01:24:24,413 --> 01:24:25,241 Trust me. 1773 01:24:26,793 --> 01:24:27,550 Come on, how you gonna get where you're goin'? 1774 01:24:27,585 --> 01:24:28,827 You don't have a car. 1775 01:24:29,758 --> 01:24:30,655 I have a driver. 1776 01:24:37,689 --> 01:24:38,517 You'll be back? 1777 01:24:41,413 --> 01:24:42,689 I'll be back. 1778 01:24:48,862 --> 01:24:53,413 Oh, man. 1779 01:24:53,448 --> 01:24:55,896 He gets jittery before the show, you know. 1780 01:24:55,931 --> 01:24:56,724 Mm-hmm. 1781 01:25:31,585 --> 01:25:35,793 ♪ A time you were beautiful 1782 01:25:35,827 --> 01:25:39,344 ♪ Then you became 1783 01:25:39,379 --> 01:25:43,172 ♪ You wished like some hopeless ♪ 1784 01:25:43,206 --> 01:25:46,413 ♪ Like a lost little girl 1785 01:25:46,448 --> 01:25:48,862 I've been callin' you for a while. 1786 01:25:48,896 --> 01:25:49,896 I turned my phone off. 1787 01:25:55,585 --> 01:25:56,585 You're smoking now? 1788 01:25:57,585 --> 01:25:58,585 I'm smoking now. 1789 01:26:02,482 --> 01:26:04,448 Come on and get dressed and, uh, come with me. 1790 01:26:04,482 --> 01:26:05,931 Does your wife know you're here? 1791 01:26:05,965 --> 01:26:07,309 What? 1792 01:26:07,344 --> 01:26:09,413 Does your wife know you're here? 1793 01:26:12,448 --> 01:26:13,655 We've been together for 10 years. 1794 01:26:13,689 --> 01:26:14,550 Do you really think that she's thinkin' 1795 01:26:14,585 --> 01:26:16,655 about some shit like this? 1796 01:26:17,585 --> 01:26:18,758 Come on, let's go. 1797 01:26:18,793 --> 01:26:20,448 For what? 1798 01:26:20,482 --> 01:26:21,965 I want you to, come on. 1799 01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:23,793 Ron, you just hurt me more than anyone ever has, 1800 01:26:23,827 --> 01:26:25,413 and you expect me to go with you. 1801 01:26:25,448 --> 01:26:27,793 I also just left opening for Niki Crawford 1802 01:26:27,827 --> 01:26:29,550 to come and get you. 1803 01:26:29,585 --> 01:26:31,724 Come on, I got some really good seats. 1804 01:26:31,758 --> 01:26:32,448 I really want you to be there. 1805 01:26:32,482 --> 01:26:34,309 You've been so important to me. 1806 01:26:34,344 --> 01:26:36,206 I didn't want you to miss this. This is my big night. 1807 01:26:37,585 --> 01:26:38,655 Will you please come? 1808 01:26:39,965 --> 01:26:41,620 I'm gonna be touchin' people, tonight. 1809 01:26:43,862 --> 01:26:45,309 You're gonna be touching people? 1810 01:26:47,482 --> 01:26:48,827 So now you're touching people? 1811 01:26:50,068 --> 01:26:52,482 You're physically touching people now, you motherfucker. 1812 01:26:54,275 --> 01:26:54,931 Rosa. 1813 01:26:59,379 --> 01:27:00,275 Rosa. 1814 01:27:02,550 --> 01:27:03,827 Rosa, open up, baby. 1815 01:27:03,862 --> 01:27:05,689 ♪ Then you become miserable 1816 01:27:05,724 --> 01:27:08,862 ♪ And you just keep smoking 1817 01:27:08,896 --> 01:27:09,689 ♪ You threw up 1818 01:27:09,724 --> 01:27:10,931 ♪ Baby, you know it 1819 01:27:10,965 --> 01:27:14,862 ♪ You could be right for everyone ♪ 1820 01:27:14,896 --> 01:27:16,689 ♪ Oh, the party was starting 1821 01:27:16,724 --> 01:27:18,620 ♪ You had so much fun 1822 01:27:18,655 --> 01:27:20,793 ♪ We went all out, pimpin' 1823 01:27:20,827 --> 01:27:24,000 ♪ We're doin' a little scooch-skewing ♪ 1824 01:27:24,034 --> 01:27:26,482 ♪ It all comes 1825 01:27:33,103 --> 01:27:35,655 ♪ Do like that, yeah, you do like that ♪ 1826 01:27:35,689 --> 01:27:37,034 ♪ I taught you how to do like that ♪ 1827 01:27:37,068 --> 01:27:40,827 ♪ Grow up, little girl 1828 01:27:40,862 --> 01:27:42,724 ♪ Grow up, little girl 1829 01:27:42,758 --> 01:27:46,896 ♪ It's just a nasty, nasty attitude ♪ 1830 01:27:57,034 --> 01:28:01,034 ♪ We can dance all night 1831 01:28:01,068 --> 01:28:05,034 ♪ We can dance all night 1832 01:28:05,068 --> 01:28:07,896 ♪ We can dance all night 1833 01:28:11,172 --> 01:28:12,724 Hello. 1834 01:28:12,758 --> 01:28:14,379 Where are you? 1835 01:28:14,413 --> 01:28:15,448 I'm on my way back now. 1836 01:28:19,965 --> 01:28:20,896 ♪ You a hater 1837 01:28:20,931 --> 01:28:22,620 ♪ Don't talk to me 1838 01:28:22,655 --> 01:28:23,585 ♪ You wanted the feelin' shit 1839 01:28:23,620 --> 01:28:25,068 ♪ Don't start with me 1840 01:28:25,103 --> 01:28:26,689 ♪ You made me go there, admit it ♪ 1841 01:28:26,724 --> 01:28:27,965 ♪ 'Cause I'll prove it 1842 01:28:28,000 --> 01:28:28,689 ♪ To men, the Lord and Savior create ♪ 1843 01:28:28,724 --> 01:28:29,931 ♪ And it's spittin' that crack 1844 01:28:29,965 --> 01:28:31,137 ♪ That has debt 1845 01:28:31,172 --> 01:28:32,862 ♪ They suspect me spittin' like a mack ♪ 1846 01:28:32,896 --> 01:28:34,068 ♪ Heart attack's intact 1847 01:28:34,103 --> 01:28:36,034 ♪ I'm DJ-in' that drama on 1848 01:28:36,068 --> 01:28:38,034 ♪ You know the part we all stand and makin' like ♪ 1849 01:28:38,068 --> 01:28:39,827 ♪ We saw in my bitch long families ♪ 1850 01:28:39,862 --> 01:28:41,517 ♪ Beat y'all for a quick draw 1851 01:28:41,550 --> 01:28:42,550 ♪ I'm gonna solicit you 1852 01:28:42,585 --> 01:28:43,655 ♪ With the mic as my tool 1853 01:28:43,689 --> 01:28:45,103 ♪ I'll run through that 1854 01:28:45,137 --> 01:28:46,550 ♪ The principal that's runnin' this school ♪ 1855 01:28:46,585 --> 01:28:47,931 ♪ It's a cold world, got a rep 1856 01:28:47,965 --> 01:28:49,896 ♪ And that's for publishing you, so sayin' ♪ 1857 01:28:49,931 --> 01:28:50,827 ♪ High-end tech 1858 01:28:50,862 --> 01:28:54,000 Where the fuck are you? 1859 01:28:55,931 --> 01:28:57,344 I'm right here. 1860 01:29:03,482 --> 01:29:05,000 You ready? 1861 01:29:05,034 --> 01:29:06,827 I'm ready. 1862 01:29:06,862 --> 01:29:09,137 Let's go do this. 1863 01:29:21,034 --> 01:29:23,931 ♪ Get a real job 1864 01:29:23,965 --> 01:29:25,585 ♪ Keep the wind at your back 1865 01:29:25,620 --> 01:29:30,413 ♪ And the sun on your face 1866 01:29:33,137 --> 01:29:37,965 ♪ All the immediate unknowns are better than knowin' ♪ 1867 01:29:38,689 --> 01:29:43,103 ♪ This tired and lonely fate 1868 01:29:45,482 --> 01:29:47,000 ♪ Does he love you 1869 01:29:47,034 --> 01:29:48,137 ♪ Does he love you 1870 01:29:48,172 --> 01:29:49,517 Who's excited? 1871 01:29:57,862 --> 01:29:59,206 ♪ I guess it's spring 1872 01:29:59,241 --> 01:30:00,758 ♪ I didn't know 1873 01:30:00,793 --> 01:30:02,758 ♪ It's always 75 1874 01:30:02,793 --> 01:30:06,000 ♪ You've nowhere to swim 1875 01:30:07,620 --> 01:30:08,585 All right, hello, everyone. 1876 01:30:08,620 --> 01:30:10,862 I'm your man, Craig Thomas. 1877 01:30:10,896 --> 01:30:12,034 It's good to see you tonight. 1878 01:30:12,068 --> 01:30:15,862 Welcome to the Cavalcade of the stars. 1879 01:30:15,896 --> 01:30:17,620 You guys are in for a real treat, 1880 01:30:17,655 --> 01:30:20,000 because we have the soulful, the real music 1881 01:30:20,034 --> 01:30:23,517 of Ms. Niki J. Crawford! 1882 01:30:26,103 --> 01:30:29,137 ♪ He's comin' out to California ♪ 1883 01:30:29,172 --> 01:30:31,689 - Uh- - May I help you? 1884 01:30:31,724 --> 01:30:33,034 Can I get a pack of lights? 1885 01:30:33,068 --> 01:30:35,620 And wait, wait, wait. 1886 01:30:35,655 --> 01:30:38,689 Opening for her is a man who is definitely no less real 1887 01:30:38,724 --> 01:30:39,517 and no less soulful. 1888 01:30:41,689 --> 01:30:45,068 He's been doing his thing, a long time, 1889 01:30:45,103 --> 01:30:48,000 performing such places as the Comedy Club, the Improv, 1890 01:30:48,034 --> 01:30:49,862 tons of television shows, movies, 1891 01:30:49,896 --> 01:30:52,482 and he's making a major comeback. 1892 01:30:56,103 --> 01:30:58,655 Mr. Sophistication himself, Ron Waters! 1893 01:30:58,689 --> 01:31:00,103 ♪ And he loves you 1894 01:31:00,137 --> 01:31:01,896 ♪ Yeah, he loves you 1895 01:31:01,931 --> 01:31:06,655 ♪ And you two, oh, you'll soon become free ♪ 1896 01:31:09,172 --> 01:31:10,862 Hello. 1897 01:31:10,896 --> 01:31:15,241 ♪ And he loves you, even though you used to say ♪ 1898 01:31:15,275 --> 01:31:19,585 ♪ You were flawed if you weren't free ♪ 1899 01:31:30,137 --> 01:31:35,206 ♪ You and I were almost dead 1900 01:31:35,241 --> 01:31:38,137 ♪ And you're better off for leaving ♪ 1901 01:31:38,172 --> 01:31:42,689 ♪ Yeah, you're better off for leaving ♪ 1902 01:32:05,862 --> 01:32:08,827 ♪ Late at night, I get the phone ♪ 1903 01:32:08,862 --> 01:32:13,620 ♪ You're at the shop, sobbin' all alone ♪ 1904 01:32:18,137 --> 01:32:22,793 ♪ Your confessions were only made ♪ 1905 01:32:22,827 --> 01:32:27,275 ♪ When you thought your time was runnin' out ♪ 1906 01:32:28,827 --> 01:32:30,172 Fuck you, Ron Waters. 1907 01:32:38,827 --> 01:32:39,827 Thank you. 1908 01:32:44,000 --> 01:32:46,896 Oh, man, today, I'm feelin', uh, 1909 01:32:46,931 --> 01:32:48,550 I'm all confused about life. 1910 01:32:49,965 --> 01:32:51,585 I'm way confused about shit, 1911 01:32:51,620 --> 01:32:53,827 because I had crazy shit happen to me again. 1912 01:32:55,655 --> 01:32:58,896 This morning, I was reading my emails, right, checkin' 'em. 1913 01:32:58,931 --> 01:33:01,862 And I got this one cousin in Philly, right. 1914 01:33:01,896 --> 01:33:03,241 He's a regular cat. 1915 01:33:03,275 --> 01:33:05,206 He works for the airport. 1916 01:33:05,241 --> 01:33:07,862 Always sends me lots of emails, like too many, 1917 01:33:08,827 --> 01:33:11,034 with all these jokes, you know, 1918 01:33:11,068 --> 01:33:12,344 so much so that you are thinkin', 1919 01:33:12,379 --> 01:33:14,655 where the fuck does a nigger get time like this? 1920 01:33:19,241 --> 01:33:22,275 So he sends me one this morning that's based on like, 1921 01:33:22,309 --> 01:33:24,862 if you don't send this to 10 of your friends, 1922 01:33:24,896 --> 01:33:26,034 you gonna have bad luck. 1923 01:33:27,931 --> 01:33:29,103 So for, me that's like, 1924 01:33:29,137 --> 01:33:30,793 the most fucked up shit you could send 1925 01:33:30,827 --> 01:33:33,275 to somebody, right, 'cause now you have it 1926 01:33:33,309 --> 01:33:35,724 where you put some negative shit on a nigger's mind. 1927 01:33:37,379 --> 01:33:39,309 You know, plus, I'm supposed to send this 1928 01:33:39,344 --> 01:33:42,344 to some good friends, some real friends of mine? 1929 01:33:42,379 --> 01:33:45,206 Yeah, man, I just want to send him an email, 1930 01:33:45,241 --> 01:33:47,793 just wantin' to send him an email saying, look, man, 1931 01:33:47,827 --> 01:33:50,172 I don't want to hurt your feelings. 1932 01:33:50,206 --> 01:33:53,309 I don't mind you sending me jokes and shit. 1933 01:33:53,344 --> 01:33:54,724 But don't ever send me some shit 1934 01:33:54,758 --> 01:33:55,896 that I have to send to someone else 1935 01:33:55,931 --> 01:33:58,137 or my shit's not gonna turn out straight. 1936 01:33:58,172 --> 01:33:59,000 You know what I mean? 1937 01:34:00,482 --> 01:34:02,758 Come on, man, that's some bullshit, nigger. 1938 01:34:04,896 --> 01:34:06,068 You know, I mean, it makes me just like not want 1939 01:34:06,103 --> 01:34:09,413 to give my email out to motherfuckers, man. 1940 01:34:09,448 --> 01:34:11,034 And what's fucked up about it is I looked 1941 01:34:11,068 --> 01:34:13,379 at the email string, the people he sent it to. 1942 01:34:14,068 --> 01:34:15,965 Nigger sent it to all my boys. 1943 01:34:17,482 --> 01:34:19,413 So I got nobody I could send the shit to, nowhere. 1944 01:34:35,275 --> 01:34:38,724 ♪ Mm 1945 01:34:38,758 --> 01:34:42,309 ♪ Yeah 1946 01:34:42,344 --> 01:34:47,344 ♪ Tell me how can you treat me that way ♪ 1947 01:34:49,793 --> 01:34:51,482 ♪ Outside, you're happy 1948 01:34:51,517 --> 01:34:56,309 ♪ Inside, you run away 1949 01:34:57,931 --> 01:35:02,413 ♪ Why not just say it straight to my face ♪ 1950 01:35:05,068 --> 01:35:07,309 ♪ When it's obvious to me 1951 01:35:07,344 --> 01:35:12,034 ♪ You don't feel the same way 1952 01:35:12,068 --> 01:35:13,309 ♪ There's evil in your eyes 1953 01:35:13,344 --> 01:35:15,965 ♪ That can't be found 1954 01:35:16,000 --> 01:35:17,068 ♪ Always tellin' lies 1955 01:35:17,103 --> 01:35:20,068 ♪ When I'm not around 1956 01:35:20,103 --> 01:35:23,827 ♪ Deception is goin' down 1957 01:35:23,862 --> 01:35:28,309 ♪ What goes around comes back around ♪ 1958 01:35:28,344 --> 01:35:31,034 ♪ When you keep it real 1959 01:35:31,068 --> 01:35:35,793 ♪ It stands on its own two feet ♪ 1960 01:35:35,827 --> 01:35:38,482 ♪ But you're keepin' secrets 1961 01:35:38,517 --> 01:35:43,482 ♪ That ain't how it's supposed to be ♪ 1962 01:35:43,517 --> 01:35:48,309 ♪ I'm on the outside, lookin' in at you ♪ 1963 01:35:51,068 --> 01:35:53,309 ♪ And I'm seein' all the things ♪ 1964 01:35:53,344 --> 01:35:58,000 ♪ You don't see is true, yeah 1965 01:35:58,034 --> 01:35:59,275 ♪ There's evil in your eyes 1966 01:35:59,309 --> 01:36:02,000 ♪ That can't be found 1967 01:36:02,034 --> 01:36:06,172 ♪ Always tellin' lies when I'm not around ♪ 1968 01:36:06,206 --> 01:36:09,931 ♪ Deception is goin' down 1969 01:36:09,965 --> 01:36:14,172 ♪ What goes around comes back around ♪ 1970 01:36:21,517 --> 01:36:26,241 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 1971 01:36:28,931 --> 01:36:32,448 ♪ There's evil in your eyes that can't be found ♪ 1972 01:36:32,482 --> 01:36:36,517 ♪ Yeah 1973 01:36:36,550 --> 01:36:40,309 ♪ Evil in your eyes that can't be found ♪ 1974 01:36:40,344 --> 01:36:44,517 ♪ Always tellin' lies when I'm not around ♪ 1975 01:36:44,550 --> 01:36:48,241 ♪ Deception is goin' down 1976 01:36:48,275 --> 01:36:51,896 ♪ What goes around, comes back around ♪ 1977 01:36:51,931 --> 01:36:55,482 ♪ There's evil in your eyes that can't be found ♪ 1978 01:36:55,517 --> 01:37:00,137 ♪ Always tellin' lies when I'm not around ♪ 1979 01:37:00,172 --> 01:37:03,655 ♪ Deception is goin' down 1980 01:37:03,689 --> 01:37:07,000 ♪ What goes around, comes back around ♪ 1981 01:37:07,034 --> 01:37:11,068 ♪ There's evil in your eyes that can't be found ♪ 1982 01:37:11,103 --> 01:37:15,585 ♪ Always tellin' lies when I'm not around ♪ 1983 01:37:15,620 --> 01:37:19,550 ♪ Deception, deception's goin' down ♪