1 00:00:02,819 --> 00:00:04,753 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:21,413 --> 00:00:22,688 (Bob groans) 3 00:00:22,915 --> 00:00:24,523 You're a little groan-ier than usual this morning, Dad. 4 00:00:24,750 --> 00:00:27,175 (yawns) I didn't sleep great last night. 5 00:00:27,194 --> 00:00:28,527 Yeah, look at your eyes. 6 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:31,012 The airlines would charge you extra for those bags. 7 00:00:31,090 --> 00:00:32,272 Why couldn't you sleep? 8 00:00:32,441 --> 00:00:33,515 Were you thinking about all the regrets you have? 9 00:00:33,683 --> 00:00:34,941 So many, I'm guessing. 10 00:00:35,094 --> 00:00:36,976 Yeah, but also, sometimes 11 00:00:37,129 --> 00:00:38,945 your mom can get a little kicky. 12 00:00:39,098 --> 00:00:40,205 Oh, no, was I kicking? 13 00:00:40,357 --> 00:00:42,357 A little. A lot. Very hard. 14 00:00:42,451 --> 00:00:44,543 Well, I was dreaming that I was a flapper. 15 00:00:44,694 --> 00:00:45,952 And you kicked Dad in his flaps? 16 00:00:46,105 --> 00:00:47,195 -Sorry, hon. -I mean, 17 00:00:47,289 --> 00:00:48,455 I'm tired, but it's fine. 18 00:00:48,607 --> 00:00:50,532 I'll just drink coffee pretty much all day. 19 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:51,533 That's healthy, right? 20 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:52,793 Yup, totally. Hey, guys, 21 00:00:52,945 --> 00:00:54,369 does anyone have a bunch of extra shelves 22 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:55,870 -they want to give me? -LINDA: Why? 23 00:00:55,890 --> 00:00:58,373 'Cause I am going to be winning a ton of prizes at school 24 00:00:58,467 --> 00:01:00,208 and I'm gonna need a place to put them all. 25 00:01:00,286 --> 00:01:02,394 We're starting a special unit on ancient Greece today, 26 00:01:02,546 --> 00:01:06,214 and I hear Ms. Padaro is pretty generous with the "prizolas." 27 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:08,716 She really is. Who do you think I got my mood ring from? 28 00:01:08,811 --> 00:01:11,295 -It was from her. -Yeah, that unit was the highlight 29 00:01:11,313 --> 00:01:12,796 of my fourth grade. Well, that and winning 30 00:01:12,815 --> 00:01:15,132 the long-distance pee-pee contest in the boys' room, 31 00:01:15,150 --> 00:01:17,892 but I didn't win for accuracy, I won for artistry. 32 00:01:17,912 --> 00:01:19,136 Also, I was alone. 33 00:01:19,229 --> 00:01:20,579 Louise, I think you're gonna like Ms. Padaro. 34 00:01:20,730 --> 00:01:22,414 You learn all about the Greek gods and goddesses 35 00:01:22,641 --> 00:01:23,990 and how annoyed they always were with everyone. 36 00:01:24,159 --> 00:01:26,752 Yeah, just learning the steps to becoming a god would be great. 37 00:01:26,903 --> 00:01:29,479 You can be whatever you set your mind to be, sweetie. 38 00:01:29,481 --> 00:01:31,906 Right, but maybe not a Greek god? 39 00:01:32,075 --> 00:01:34,501 Maybe not, maybe yes. Who knows, Bob? 40 00:01:34,653 --> 00:01:37,654 Don't squash her dreams, you puny human man. 41 00:01:37,673 --> 00:01:39,005 I'm gonna strike him down first. 42 00:01:39,100 --> 00:01:40,006 BOB: Mm. 43 00:01:40,101 --> 00:01:41,749 So Greece-y in here. 44 00:01:41,844 --> 00:01:44,661 I'm sitting next to Louise. I'm sitting next to Louise. 45 00:01:44,830 --> 00:01:46,271 And I'm sitting next to you. 46 00:01:46,498 --> 00:01:48,014 Okay, so, for the next two weeks, 47 00:01:48,167 --> 00:01:49,424 you are ancient Greeks, 48 00:01:49,593 --> 00:01:52,185 and you will sit in the round, as the Greeks did. 49 00:01:52,338 --> 00:01:54,780 Doesn't it feel more equal, more democratic? 50 00:01:55,007 --> 00:01:56,615 Well, guess who invented democracy. 51 00:01:56,692 --> 00:01:57,674 Miss America? 52 00:01:57,693 --> 00:02:00,010 -David Democracy? -Santa Claus? 53 00:02:00,028 --> 00:02:01,787 Uh, no, but good guesses. 54 00:02:01,938 --> 00:02:03,771 Um, the ancient Greeks invented it. 55 00:02:03,866 --> 00:02:06,458 Did you hear Ms. Padaro has a bunch of prizes you can win? 56 00:02:06,610 --> 00:02:07,609 Oh, I've heard. 57 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:09,353 When is she gonna talk about the coins? 58 00:02:09,371 --> 00:02:10,537 I know, right? 59 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:11,946 I have a question about the coins and prizes. 60 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:13,132 That's my question. 61 00:02:13,359 --> 00:02:14,967 -(overlapping chatter) -Okay, okay. 62 00:02:15,118 --> 00:02:16,860 I will be quizzing you throughout the unit, 63 00:02:16,879 --> 00:02:20,288 and if you give the right answer, you get one of these. 64 00:02:20,382 --> 00:02:21,214 Nice. 65 00:02:21,367 --> 00:02:22,716 I made these clay replicas 66 00:02:22,885 --> 00:02:24,868 of ancient Greek coins, and you can 67 00:02:24,961 --> 00:02:26,979 trade them in for prizes at this... 68 00:02:27,130 --> 00:02:28,538 -market. -STUDENTS: Whoa! 69 00:02:28,557 --> 00:02:29,648 Prizes. 70 00:02:29,875 --> 00:02:31,299 They look like they're from the dollar store, 71 00:02:31,318 --> 00:02:32,893 so you know they're expensive. 72 00:02:33,045 --> 00:02:34,544 It might finally be time for me to take a whack 73 00:02:34,563 --> 00:02:36,380 at this class participation thing. 74 00:02:36,398 --> 00:02:39,883 Also, at the end of the unit, we'll have a huge symposium, 75 00:02:39,902 --> 00:02:40,993 aka party. 76 00:02:41,162 --> 00:02:44,070 The god Dionysus will keep the grape juice flowing. 77 00:02:44,239 --> 00:02:45,647 -(all exclaiming) -Oh, man! 78 00:02:45,741 --> 00:02:49,001 All right, who can tell me what that building is? Chloe. 79 00:02:49,228 --> 00:02:50,502 -The Parthenon? -Correct. 80 00:02:50,654 --> 00:02:51,653 Whoa. 81 00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:54,247 And the Parthenon is part of a larger group 82 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:56,675 of historic buildings called the... 83 00:02:56,902 --> 00:02:57,734 -(students straining) -Tommy. 84 00:02:57,753 --> 00:02:59,178 -The Acropolis? -Correct. 85 00:02:59,329 --> 00:03:00,737 In the round? (scoffs) 86 00:03:00,906 --> 00:03:02,681 More like she should turn around, am I right? Sheesh. 87 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:04,533 She's being a real circle jerk. 88 00:03:04,668 --> 00:03:07,001 Next question, I'm just gonna jump on her like a backpack. 89 00:03:07,021 --> 00:03:09,079 LINDA: All right, I'm calling it. 90 00:03:09,097 --> 00:03:11,005 -Good night, sweetie. -Good night, Lin. 91 00:03:11,099 --> 00:03:13,433 (sighs, snoring) 92 00:03:13,602 --> 00:03:15,585 -(grunting) -Ow. 93 00:03:15,679 --> 00:03:17,178 Oh, my God, that was quick. 94 00:03:17,347 --> 00:03:19,105 Is she Charleston-ing? 95 00:03:19,274 --> 00:03:22,117 Ow. Ow. (sighs) All right. 96 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:25,370 Oh, hey, Gene. What-what are you doing up? 97 00:03:25,522 --> 00:03:27,781 Hello, Father. I think I might need some nachos. 98 00:03:27,933 --> 00:03:30,600 No, Gene. No nachos. Go back to sleep. 99 00:03:30,694 --> 00:03:32,436 Also, I don't think we have stuff for nachos. 100 00:03:32,438 --> 00:03:34,213 Not with that attitude. Hold on. 101 00:03:34,364 --> 00:03:36,289 If you're sleeping on the couch, that means... 102 00:03:36,366 --> 00:03:37,865 I could have a sleepover at Mom's. 103 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:40,201 Am I dreaming or did I hear sleepover at Mom's? 104 00:03:40,221 --> 00:03:41,869 -Yup. It's on. -Yes! 105 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:44,798 You guys, seriously, be careful. She's really kicky tonight. 106 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:46,450 Oh, she wouldn't kick her kids. 107 00:03:46,468 --> 00:03:49,043 -She loves us. -Is it a sleepover at Mom's? 108 00:03:49,137 --> 00:03:50,971 -Yup. -(yawns) May as well. 109 00:03:51,065 --> 00:03:54,566 LINDA: Aw, sleepover at Mom's? All right! 110 00:03:54,718 --> 00:03:56,793 -GENE: But with lingering Dad smell. -Mm. 111 00:03:56,812 --> 00:03:58,219 LOUISE: Okay, 112 00:03:58,239 --> 00:04:00,239 Chloe and Kaylee got called on a bunch yesterday. 113 00:04:00,466 --> 00:04:01,965 Maybe we try to sit where they sat? 114 00:04:01,984 --> 00:04:03,575 Yeah, I want to sit in the splash zone, 115 00:04:03,727 --> 00:04:05,059 but for answering questions. 116 00:04:05,228 --> 00:04:06,970 -Hey! -Oh, sorry. 117 00:04:06,989 --> 00:04:10,323 -Um, this is my seat. -It was your seat yesterday. 118 00:04:10,476 --> 00:04:12,734 Now you can go sit in no-coins-ville. 119 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:13,901 But they're all good seats. 120 00:04:14,070 --> 00:04:15,645 That's the beauty of sitting in the round. 121 00:04:15,739 --> 00:04:17,163 Well, it's just that, yesterday, 122 00:04:17,258 --> 00:04:19,424 this seat got a lot of action, and not so much over there. 123 00:04:19,501 --> 00:04:21,743 Let's just stay in the same seats. Keeps things simple, 124 00:04:21,911 --> 00:04:24,004 but don't worry, Louise, I see all, 125 00:04:24,156 --> 00:04:25,913 like the many-eyed giant, Argos. 126 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:27,507 Thankfully, I don't have that many eyes, 127 00:04:27,659 --> 00:04:29,601 or I'd spend a fortune on contacts. 128 00:04:29,753 --> 00:04:33,438 Anyway, who knows what monster Argos slayed? Louise. 129 00:04:33,665 --> 00:04:36,758 Oh... Well, I don't know the answer to that one. 130 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:40,779 Kind of skimmed the Argos stuff. I'm gonna say Godzilla? 131 00:04:40,930 --> 00:04:42,172 Oh, no. Tommy. 132 00:04:42,341 --> 00:04:43,931 -Echidna? -Correct. 133 00:04:44,026 --> 00:04:45,358 -(groans) -Correct. 134 00:04:45,511 --> 00:04:47,769 -Correct. Correct. -Dang it. 135 00:04:47,863 --> 00:04:49,863 The lady just doesn't see us. It's not fair. 136 00:04:50,032 --> 00:04:52,349 She's like a shopping cart with a wobbly wheel, 137 00:04:52,367 --> 00:04:54,442 -she just pulls to the right. -I hate those shopping carts. 138 00:04:54,536 --> 00:04:57,779 Okay, the marketplace is open for business. 139 00:04:57,947 --> 00:05:00,465 -Time to cash in those coins. -Yes! 140 00:05:00,617 --> 00:05:02,375 I'm gonna get that eraser that looks like a foot. 141 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:05,211 I'm gonna get a temporary tattoo. Take that, Mom. 142 00:05:05,364 --> 00:05:06,954 And I'm just gonna watch everyone else 143 00:05:07,049 --> 00:05:10,033 -get cool things, I guess. -This is some B.S. 144 00:05:10,126 --> 00:05:11,977 Some serious B.S. 145 00:05:12,204 --> 00:05:13,961 Some super serious B.S. 146 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:15,314 If I don't get that windup dolphin 147 00:05:15,465 --> 00:05:17,482 that actually swims in a bathtub... 148 00:05:17,634 --> 00:05:19,634 I don't even want to think about it. (grunts) 149 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:21,711 Hey, does punching a locker hurt your hand? 150 00:05:21,805 --> 00:05:24,548 -Probably. Eh, forget it. -We got to do something. 151 00:05:24,566 --> 00:05:26,066 We could offer her American cash money. 152 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:27,993 I have $10 in my dad's wallet. 153 00:05:28,144 --> 00:05:31,312 Or... we could... make clay coins ourselves. 154 00:05:31,332 --> 00:05:32,998 To... make ourselves feel better? 155 00:05:33,225 --> 00:05:34,816 No, to use in class. 156 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:39,004 We make our own replica coins of Ms. Padaro's replica coins. 157 00:05:39,231 --> 00:05:40,672 You mean like counterfeiting? 158 00:05:40,899 --> 00:05:42,232 I saw that in a movie that I wasn't supposed to watch 159 00:05:42,325 --> 00:05:43,416 that I watched five times. 160 00:05:43,585 --> 00:05:45,569 Yeah, technically, it's counterfeiting, 161 00:05:45,587 --> 00:05:47,346 but look, we tried playing by the rules, and it didn't work. 162 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:50,164 What are we gonna do? Not get coins and cool prizes? 163 00:05:50,258 --> 00:05:51,683 -You make a good point. -I do. 164 00:05:51,835 --> 00:05:55,579 So, who's in for making our own coins and our own justice? 165 00:05:55,597 --> 00:05:57,505 We're only in fourth grade once, baby. 166 00:05:57,599 --> 00:05:59,173 -Plus, I'll do anything you do. -Rudy? 167 00:05:59,342 --> 00:06:01,342 Count-erfeit me in. Man, 168 00:06:01,436 --> 00:06:02,844 this is the coolest I've ever felt, 169 00:06:02,921 --> 00:06:05,697 and saying that out loud made it less cool. Sorry. Sorry. 170 00:06:09,761 --> 00:06:12,095 Louise, don't you usually sit with Gene and Tina at lunch? 171 00:06:12,114 --> 00:06:13,597 Rudy, this is a top secret 172 00:06:13,615 --> 00:06:15,949 counterfeiting brainstorming session. 173 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:17,376 I can't trust those blabber butts. 174 00:06:17,561 --> 00:06:18,935 I told them you were going through a crisis, 175 00:06:19,028 --> 00:06:20,545 and you needed special lunch counseling. 176 00:06:20,697 --> 00:06:22,530 Why am I the one who needs special lunch counseling? 177 00:06:22,699 --> 00:06:23,623 I'm fine. 178 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:26,276 -Poor Rudy. He looks terrible. -Mm-hmm. 179 00:06:26,369 --> 00:06:27,794 Okay, first thing's first, 180 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:29,279 we got to make a mold of a clay coin. 181 00:06:29,372 --> 00:06:30,947 How the H are we gonna do that? 182 00:06:30,966 --> 00:06:33,450 -Millie, can I have a piece of gum? -From my mouth or fresh? 183 00:06:33,468 --> 00:06:35,285 -How about fresh. -Weird, but okay. 184 00:06:35,378 --> 00:06:37,211 Rudy, you got a quarter or a nickel or something? 185 00:06:37,231 --> 00:06:40,399 If I had a nickel for every time you asked me for a quarter... 186 00:06:40,626 --> 00:06:42,550 -Uh, sorry. Here you go. -(spits) 187 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:44,903 RUDY: I hope you're gonna wipe that off. 188 00:06:45,054 --> 00:06:46,646 Now, you see the impression this makes? If this gum 189 00:06:46,798 --> 00:06:49,074 was a hard mold, we could press clay in there, 190 00:06:49,225 --> 00:06:51,317 and it would be the exact shape of a quarter. 191 00:06:51,470 --> 00:06:53,561 So, all we need is some gold-colored clay, 192 00:06:53,655 --> 00:06:56,397 a hard mold, and one of Ms. Padaro's coins. 193 00:06:56,417 --> 00:06:58,491 -And the blood of a virgin. -What's a virgin? 194 00:06:58,644 --> 00:07:01,086 I think it's someone who gives a lot of blood. 195 00:07:01,163 --> 00:07:02,904 Oh. My grandfather's a virgin. 196 00:07:02,998 --> 00:07:05,815 I love TV, and if you're about to say, 197 00:07:05,834 --> 00:07:07,150 "Well, then why don't you marry it?" 198 00:07:07,169 --> 00:07:08,576 you should know that we're engaged. 199 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:10,411 All right, my family. It's getting late. 200 00:07:10,431 --> 00:07:11,988 -Time for bed. -You know, I actually 201 00:07:12,007 --> 00:07:13,915 slept really well last night here on the couch. 202 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,583 Um, I think I'm gonna do that again. 203 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:18,678 Aw, okay, Mr. Couching Tiger, Sleeping Dragon. 204 00:07:18,830 --> 00:07:21,498 You kids want to have another sleepover at Mom's? 205 00:07:21,591 --> 00:07:24,000 -Yeah! -Hmm, let me check my schedule. 206 00:07:24,093 --> 00:07:25,351 Just kidding. I'm available. 207 00:07:25,446 --> 00:07:26,853 You guys didn't get kicked last night? 208 00:07:27,005 --> 00:07:28,947 Of course I'm not gonna kick them, Bob. They're my kids. 209 00:07:29,207 --> 00:07:31,524 Well, actually you did, a little, but it felt nice. 210 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:34,360 -It was like shiatsu. -I'm gonna take a rain check. 211 00:07:34,455 --> 00:07:37,104 Got to rest up for ancient Greece class tomorrow 212 00:07:37,166 --> 00:07:38,682 because I'm a good student. 213 00:07:38,700 --> 00:07:41,460 Wow. Our great parenting just started to work, 214 00:07:41,611 --> 00:07:44,204 with one of you. The rest of you little delinquents come with me. 215 00:07:44,298 --> 00:07:46,706 -Yay! -Hey, we can play "Never Have I Ever." 216 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:50,302 I'll start. Never have I ever played "Never Have I Ever." 217 00:07:50,529 --> 00:07:53,579 (humming) ♪ Making my cozy bed. ♪ 218 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:57,124 Oh, right, books. People like to read those before bed. 219 00:07:57,293 --> 00:07:59,719 Pepper: A Spicy History. 220 00:07:59,871 --> 00:08:00,812 Okay. All right. 221 00:08:01,039 --> 00:08:03,206 Oh, this is nice. 222 00:08:03,299 --> 00:08:05,466 This is very, very nice. 223 00:08:05,486 --> 00:08:08,044 "Forget everything you know about pepper." 224 00:08:08,213 --> 00:08:09,470 (yawns) Okay. 225 00:08:09,490 --> 00:08:12,549 That might be enough reading for tonight. 226 00:08:12,567 --> 00:08:14,034 LOUISE: All right, 227 00:08:14,219 --> 00:08:15,309 let's get that coin. Ms. Padaro, 228 00:08:15,329 --> 00:08:18,330 may I be excused to visit the restroom? 229 00:08:18,481 --> 00:08:19,981 -Of course. -Thank you. 230 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,667 So, today, I'd like to get into the gods 231 00:08:22,819 --> 00:08:23,576 and Mount Olympus. 232 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:25,987 Um, I don't want to alarm anyone, 233 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,839 but there's a mouse over there! 234 00:08:27,991 --> 00:08:29,749 (gasps) I see it, too. 235 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:33,178 I don't see it. Do you know what a mouse looks like? 236 00:08:33,329 --> 00:08:34,754 RUDY: Oh, my gosh, it was right there. 237 00:08:34,906 --> 00:08:35,997 -Keep looking. -Yeah, yeah. 238 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:37,240 Keep looking in that direction 239 00:08:37,333 --> 00:08:38,517 -and no-no other direction. -Huh. 240 00:08:38,668 --> 00:08:40,852 Weird, yeah. He must've scurried away. 241 00:08:41,004 --> 00:08:44,022 Sorry. And... take us back to Greece. 242 00:08:44,766 --> 00:08:45,915 (grunts) 243 00:08:46,009 --> 00:08:47,526 A moldy but a goodie. 244 00:08:47,602 --> 00:08:50,011 -MS. PADARO: And Zeus was pretty mad... -(screams) 245 00:08:50,105 --> 00:08:52,513 The mouse is back! Everyone look 246 00:08:52,533 --> 00:08:53,848 with your eyes. 247 00:08:53,942 --> 00:08:56,109 And... he's gone again. 248 00:08:56,261 --> 00:08:58,278 -Weirdest thing. -(sighs) Classic mouse. 249 00:08:58,430 --> 00:09:01,373 Coming and going whenever it wants. 250 00:09:02,450 --> 00:09:04,450 I can't believe I slept through the night last night. 251 00:09:04,545 --> 00:09:06,044 I mean, that's what nights are for. 252 00:09:06,195 --> 00:09:07,287 No, y-you don't understand. 253 00:09:07,439 --> 00:09:08,880 This might be the first time 254 00:09:09,032 --> 00:09:11,407 I've slept all the way through the night in possibly 15 years. 255 00:09:11,459 --> 00:09:13,218 Is-is this how regular people feel? 256 00:09:13,387 --> 00:09:15,053 I don't know, but you do look radiant. 257 00:09:15,204 --> 00:09:16,446 -I feel radiant. -(door bells jingle) 258 00:09:16,464 --> 00:09:18,464 -Hi, kids. -Hey, Mom. -Hey-o. 259 00:09:18,617 --> 00:09:20,374 Uh, hey. I have a little group project 260 00:09:20,468 --> 00:09:21,876 to do with Rudy and Millie. 261 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:24,896 Is it okay if we go upstairs? We really need to focus. 262 00:09:25,048 --> 00:09:26,547 -Uh, sure. -I don't remember 263 00:09:26,641 --> 00:09:29,067 doing a group project for the ancient Greek unit. 264 00:09:29,218 --> 00:09:30,384 -Do you? -The younger generation 265 00:09:30,404 --> 00:09:32,979 just lives in another world, don't they? 266 00:09:33,131 --> 00:09:34,480 Okay, we have our mold. 267 00:09:34,633 --> 00:09:37,634 We have our gold clay. The oven is preheating. 268 00:09:37,727 --> 00:09:39,319 Let's make some money, people. 269 00:09:39,471 --> 00:09:41,246 -I'm in her room. -We can hear you. 270 00:09:41,397 --> 00:09:42,639 -No, you can't. -(grunts) 271 00:09:42,657 --> 00:09:44,307 LOUISE: Come to mama. 272 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:46,751 -Oh... -She's beautiful. 273 00:09:46,903 --> 00:09:48,645 Bake, you little fakies. 274 00:09:48,663 --> 00:09:50,422 LINDA: ♪ Slumber party dance party, lying down in bed ♪ 275 00:09:50,573 --> 00:09:52,832 -♪ Pew, pew, pew, pew ♪ -(vocalizing) 276 00:09:52,909 --> 00:09:55,093 LINDA: ♪ Slumber party dance party, lying down in bed... ♪ 277 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:58,004 Mm. Where else can I go that's quiet? Oh. 278 00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,839 This could work. 279 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,766 MS. PADARO: So, the Socratic method 280 00:10:01,918 --> 00:10:05,103 is about asking questions and challenging assumptions. 281 00:10:05,330 --> 00:10:06,271 There's no right answer. 282 00:10:06,498 --> 00:10:08,255 Well, that kind of takes the pressure off. 283 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:10,091 Ooh, we better get to the marketplace. 284 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,093 Yeah, o-okay, sure. Yeah. All right. 285 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:14,112 Oh, the marketplace you say? 286 00:10:14,339 --> 00:10:15,947 Suppose I could check it out. 287 00:10:16,174 --> 00:10:17,507 (chuckles nervously) 288 00:10:17,525 --> 00:10:19,175 What if she figures out our coins are fake? 289 00:10:19,194 --> 00:10:21,177 She won't if we just play it cool. 290 00:10:21,196 --> 00:10:23,179 (inhales deeply) Take it in. 291 00:10:23,181 --> 00:10:25,181 Don't you just love the danger? 292 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:26,625 What? No! I don't! 293 00:10:26,852 --> 00:10:29,443 Guys, pull it together. This is just a test-drive. 294 00:10:29,537 --> 00:10:31,278 We don't want to set off any alarms. 295 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:34,023 One small thing each. 296 00:10:34,117 --> 00:10:35,783 Okay, who's next? Louise? 297 00:10:35,877 --> 00:10:38,119 -Yes. Hello. -RUDY and MILLIE: Hi. 298 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,213 Holy crap, it worked. It worked. 299 00:10:40,365 --> 00:10:42,807 -What a rush. -Okay, so it's game on. 300 00:10:42,959 --> 00:10:45,727 -Now, I love school. -I kind of want to steal a truck. 301 00:10:49,875 --> 00:10:51,483 I could put this sticker in my locker. I could put this 302 00:10:51,634 --> 00:10:53,151 sticker on my skateboard if I had a skateboard. 303 00:10:53,302 --> 00:10:54,468 Smell this. I love eraser smell. 304 00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:56,396 I can't believe we can make our own coins 305 00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:59,140 -and get whatever we want. -Guys, I love this stuff, too, 306 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,234 but we got to keep a low profile 307 00:11:01,386 --> 00:11:04,070 and try to get called on every now and then, okay? 308 00:11:04,222 --> 00:11:05,571 So, what are we gonna do? 309 00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:08,241 -(inhales deeply) -Never stop buying stuff? -No. 310 00:11:08,393 --> 00:11:09,501 We're gonna keep a low profile. 311 00:11:09,728 --> 00:11:11,836 No big-ticket items and no spending sprees. 312 00:11:12,063 --> 00:11:13,730 -Right. Yup. Got it. Yup. -Okay, great. Great. Yeah. Got it. 313 00:11:13,732 --> 00:11:15,507 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, whoo-ooh ♪ 314 00:11:15,734 --> 00:11:18,009 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 315 00:11:18,161 --> 00:11:19,919 ♪ Whoo-ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 316 00:11:20,071 --> 00:11:21,571 ♪ Whoo-ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 317 00:11:21,573 --> 00:11:23,348 ♪ Whoo-ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 318 00:11:23,499 --> 00:11:25,074 ♪ Whoo-ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 319 00:11:25,168 --> 00:11:26,259 ♪ Whoo-ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪ 320 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:28,186 And Daedalus tells Icarus, 321 00:11:28,337 --> 00:11:29,354 "Hey, buddy, don't fly 322 00:11:29,505 --> 00:11:31,172 "too high or the sun will melt the wax 323 00:11:31,266 --> 00:11:34,008 on your wings, and you'll fall." But Icarus gets pretty cocky, 324 00:11:34,102 --> 00:11:37,344 and he flies way up in the sky, and sure enough, 325 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:40,924 wax melts, and Icarus comes tumbling down. 326 00:11:41,092 --> 00:11:42,942 I can't relate to this story at all. 327 00:11:43,094 --> 00:11:45,870 Icarus? More like "Dumb as a stick-arus." 328 00:11:46,097 --> 00:11:47,947 Let's open that marketplace. 329 00:11:48,099 --> 00:11:50,024 I know that the windup dolphin costs a lot, 330 00:11:50,101 --> 00:11:51,192 but I have the coins, 331 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:53,545 and it sure would look badass in my tub. 332 00:11:53,772 --> 00:11:55,955 Bup, bup, bup. Lower shelf only. 333 00:11:56,107 --> 00:11:57,607 -Hello, you. -Rudy. 334 00:11:57,625 --> 00:11:59,533 Ooh, I hadn't even noticed that laser pointer. 335 00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:01,277 -Millie. -MS. PADARO: What can I get 336 00:12:01,446 --> 00:12:02,628 -for you, Rudy? -Uh... 337 00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:04,538 Three bouncy balls. That's all we're getting. 338 00:12:04,632 --> 00:12:07,508 -One for each of us. Thank you. -(Millie and Rudy groan) 339 00:12:08,544 --> 00:12:11,545 This is a magical basement wonderland. 340 00:12:11,639 --> 00:12:14,640 ♪ I haven't had a space of my own ♪ 341 00:12:14,793 --> 00:12:16,609 ♪ Since I was a kid ♪ 342 00:12:18,221 --> 00:12:21,072 ♪ Who knew I could decorate ♪ 343 00:12:21,224 --> 00:12:22,982 ♪ Like I just did? ♪ 344 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:28,062 ♪ Down here, it could be Christmas ♪ 345 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,581 ♪ Or summer ♪ 346 00:12:29,808 --> 00:12:31,140 ♪ Donna Summer ♪ 347 00:12:31,159 --> 00:12:34,711 ♪ 'Cause bedtime is me time ♪ 348 00:12:37,165 --> 00:12:39,382 ♪ I love Mom, but I need a break ♪ 349 00:12:40,668 --> 00:12:43,911 ♪ It's a school night, for frick's sake ♪ 350 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:47,323 TINA and GENE: ♪ Bedtime is me time ♪ 351 00:12:47,416 --> 00:12:50,435 ALL: ♪ Bedtime is me time ♪ 352 00:12:50,512 --> 00:12:53,104 ♪ Not one bedside table, but two ♪ 353 00:12:53,331 --> 00:12:56,590 ♪ A book I'm almost a quarter way through ♪ 354 00:12:56,684 --> 00:13:00,186 ♪ And that's not even the best part ♪ 355 00:13:00,338 --> 00:13:03,281 ♪ A bathroom of my own ♪ 356 00:13:03,432 --> 00:13:05,174 ♪ I poop like a king ♪ 357 00:13:05,193 --> 00:13:08,344 ♪ A candle, lemon water ♪ 358 00:13:08,363 --> 00:13:11,605 ♪ I heard that's a thing ♪ 359 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,182 (sustains note) 360 00:13:13,201 --> 00:13:16,628 ♪ 'Cause bedtime is me time ♪ 361 00:13:16,779 --> 00:13:20,373 ALL: ♪ Bedtime is me time. ♪ 362 00:13:20,525 --> 00:13:21,524 (lamp clicks) 363 00:13:21,543 --> 00:13:24,027 Hey, uh, how you doing today, buddy? 364 00:13:24,045 --> 00:13:25,970 I was a little worried about you yesterday. 365 00:13:26,197 --> 00:13:27,713 Oh, what, with the dolphin? Pfft. 366 00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:29,641 I didn't cry about it in the bathtub at all. 367 00:13:29,868 --> 00:13:31,551 Hey, friends. Look who was feeling 368 00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:33,294 a little crafty last night. 369 00:13:33,371 --> 00:13:35,146 -RUDY: Whoa. -LOUISE: What are you doing? 370 00:13:35,298 --> 00:13:37,557 We have a system. We have quality control. 371 00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:39,967 You can't just make more coins on your own. 372 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:42,153 -Oh, but I did. -Wow. No offense, 373 00:13:42,305 --> 00:13:43,804 but some of these are really bad. 374 00:13:43,898 --> 00:13:46,640 Oh, no! Some coins aren't the exact right perfect shape. 375 00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:47,567 Sue me. 376 00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:49,160 Millie, that one's basically square. 377 00:13:49,312 --> 00:13:50,995 And I'm pretty sure that's a penny. 378 00:13:51,147 --> 00:13:52,646 Okay, God! 379 00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:54,057 I won't use the really bad ones. 380 00:13:54,150 --> 00:13:56,317 That's all of them. Okay, new rule, Millie, 381 00:13:56,411 --> 00:13:57,818 no using any of those coins. 382 00:13:57,912 --> 00:14:00,913 I didn't realize today was bring your mother to school day. 383 00:14:01,066 --> 00:14:04,676 -You guys coming in? -Yup. Get me to the Greek, right? 384 00:14:06,905 --> 00:14:08,847 Whoa! 385 00:14:08,998 --> 00:14:10,348 (phone chimes) 386 00:14:10,425 --> 00:14:13,334 "Did you know peppercorns are actually dried berries?" 387 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,169 Aw. He loves that pepper book. 388 00:14:15,263 --> 00:14:17,246 "You're cute when you read a book." 389 00:14:17,265 --> 00:14:18,414 Hey, if you want to chat with Dad, 390 00:14:18,433 --> 00:14:19,932 I could rest my eyes for a few hours. 391 00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:22,085 Yeah, I think I left the Dutch oven on in my bed. 392 00:14:22,178 --> 00:14:23,361 I should go check it. 393 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:26,013 No, no, no. Sorry, I'm off. We're moisturizing. 394 00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:27,848 -Okay, sure. -Great. 395 00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:29,275 -(phone chimes) -Wait, hold on. 396 00:14:29,427 --> 00:14:31,536 "I think I might need reading glasses." 397 00:14:31,763 --> 00:14:34,021 "Get them. You'll look good. 398 00:14:34,115 --> 00:14:36,449 Like a sexy senior citizen." 399 00:14:36,618 --> 00:14:38,859 Yup. I-I need glasses. 400 00:14:38,953 --> 00:14:42,213 The Hippocratic Oath is named after... 401 00:14:42,365 --> 00:14:44,440 Oops. Did anyone drop a coin? Huh. 402 00:14:44,533 --> 00:14:46,275 -This one looks a little different. -Millie. 403 00:14:46,294 --> 00:14:49,112 -What the hell? -Uh, different how? 404 00:14:49,205 --> 00:14:51,538 -The shape's a little funny. -Like "ha-ha" funny? 405 00:14:51,633 --> 00:14:54,617 I mean, it's-- not like it's counterfeit. (chuckles) 406 00:14:54,710 --> 00:14:56,227 Yeah. No one would do that. 407 00:14:56,304 --> 00:14:58,287 And if it was, I did put in 408 00:14:58,289 --> 00:15:00,214 a little secret security feature. 409 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:03,550 Security feature? That sounds, uh, neat. What is that? 410 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:06,070 When I made my coins, I baked in a little strip 411 00:15:06,297 --> 00:15:08,981 of aluminum foil, so I'd know they were mine. See? 412 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,408 Oh. There's no foil. 413 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,535 That's weird. Huh... 414 00:15:13,729 --> 00:15:15,396 Foil. 415 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,898 No foil. Foil. 416 00:15:17,992 --> 00:15:19,825 Foil. No foil. 417 00:15:19,978 --> 00:15:21,978 Wait, someone's making fake coins? 418 00:15:22,071 --> 00:15:24,088 -Looks like it. -Isn't that, like, bad? 419 00:15:24,315 --> 00:15:25,665 Yes. It's really bad. 420 00:15:25,741 --> 00:15:27,425 Should we call the FBI? 421 00:15:27,652 --> 00:15:29,485 Maybe. No, probably not. 422 00:15:29,487 --> 00:15:31,763 But I want whoever did this to step forward. 423 00:15:31,914 --> 00:15:33,264 All right. 424 00:15:33,416 --> 00:15:35,099 I'll let the guilty party sleep on it, 425 00:15:35,251 --> 00:15:38,252 and if no one comes forward tomorrow, then no symposium. 426 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,012 -No what? -No party. 427 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,347 -(all exclaiming) -My heart! 428 00:15:41,499 --> 00:15:42,999 But what about the bottomless grape juice? 429 00:15:43,092 --> 00:15:46,093 -Gone. -What about the baklava for days? 430 00:15:46,171 --> 00:15:47,353 Bakla-not gonna happen. 431 00:15:47,522 --> 00:15:49,530 -Aw, man. -(others groaning) -Oh, crap. 432 00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:55,511 I got to say, I miss the cushions. 433 00:15:55,604 --> 00:15:57,271 Yeah, is it okay to sit on the couch's skeleton like this? 434 00:15:57,365 --> 00:15:58,681 If you saw my setup in the basement, 435 00:15:58,774 --> 00:16:00,866 you'd agree it's worth it, but also, let me know 436 00:16:01,019 --> 00:16:02,943 -if you have any blankets you're not using. -(phone rings) 437 00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:05,296 Hello? Oh, hi, Rudy. Louise, 438 00:16:05,448 --> 00:16:08,024 -it's for you. -Um, I'll take it in the kitchen. 439 00:16:08,193 --> 00:16:10,209 Got it. Hello? 440 00:16:10,361 --> 00:16:12,303 Hey, Louise. It's Rudy. Quick question. 441 00:16:12,530 --> 00:16:14,380 Do you think they'll let me take my stuffed animal to jail 442 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,474 because I can't sleep without Pancake! 443 00:16:16,625 --> 00:16:18,309 No one's going to jail, okay, buddy? 444 00:16:18,461 --> 00:16:20,294 Hold on, that's the other line. 445 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,871 -I don't think I would like the food there. -Hello? 446 00:16:21,964 --> 00:16:23,723 I think we got to get rid of Rudy. I think he's gonna talk. 447 00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:25,316 Millie, he's not gonna talk, okay? 448 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,819 He's on the other line, and he's cool as a cucumber. Hold on. 449 00:16:28,046 --> 00:16:29,970 -Rudy, how we doing? -I'm freaking out! 450 00:16:30,048 --> 00:16:31,214 Hold on. Hi, Millie. 451 00:16:31,232 --> 00:16:32,973 How's Rudy? He's cracking, right? 452 00:16:33,051 --> 00:16:34,509 He's slightly worried. 453 00:16:34,511 --> 00:16:36,828 He, you know, doesn't want to ruin the party for everyone. 454 00:16:37,055 --> 00:16:38,237 People can get grape juice 455 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,072 other places in their life, Louise, it's fine. 456 00:16:40,225 --> 00:16:41,240 Hey, I'm not worried about it, 457 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,167 or feeling guilty about it, at all. 458 00:16:43,319 --> 00:16:45,336 You're not gonna make a peep. Rudy's not gonna make a peep. 459 00:16:45,488 --> 00:16:46,896 Anyone who makes a peep gets hit in the head 460 00:16:46,989 --> 00:16:49,156 -with a lead peep. -Okay, okay, geez. 461 00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:51,158 You still back there, sweetie? 462 00:16:51,252 --> 00:16:52,677 Oh, sorry. I might've fallen asleep 463 00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:55,404 -from all the fun we're having. -You should do what I do, 464 00:16:55,423 --> 00:16:57,515 -use your face as a hand. -(phone rings) 465 00:16:57,742 --> 00:16:59,350 -Hi, hon. -Hey, Lin. What-what are you up to? 466 00:16:59,577 --> 00:17:02,002 Little back rub train before bed. What about you? 467 00:17:02,096 --> 00:17:04,247 I was just about to go to sleep, but I thought, 468 00:17:04,265 --> 00:17:05,748 you know, I'd say good night. 469 00:17:05,767 --> 00:17:08,084 Mm. Boy, I just realized I-I haven't had 470 00:17:08,086 --> 00:17:09,752 my toothbrush in a long time. 471 00:17:09,771 --> 00:17:12,196 Oh, I noticed. Hey, I could bring it down for you. 472 00:17:12,348 --> 00:17:14,181 You-you want to come here? Now? 473 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,608 Yeah, I want to see what you've done down there. 474 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:19,037 Okay. Uh, great. I'll-I'll see you in a few minutes. 475 00:17:19,188 --> 00:17:21,205 Oh, my God, Linda's coming over. 476 00:17:21,357 --> 00:17:23,266 This place is not ready for company. 477 00:17:23,284 --> 00:17:26,360 Too sad. Too Dixieland-y. Here we go. 478 00:17:26,454 --> 00:17:28,028 -(soft music playing) -LINDA: Knock, knock. 479 00:17:28,197 --> 00:17:30,364 Ooh, it's nice down here. 480 00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:32,608 Look at you with the lights and the stuff. 481 00:17:32,701 --> 00:17:35,278 I feel like I'm in a dirty basement in Paris. 482 00:17:35,296 --> 00:17:36,445 (grunts) Ooh, it's cold, though. 483 00:17:36,464 --> 00:17:38,464 Yeah, it can get a little chilly. 484 00:17:38,616 --> 00:17:40,207 I've been sleeping with all the blankets I could find 485 00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:41,375 and three towels. 486 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,302 -Here's your toothbrush. -Thank you. 487 00:17:43,454 --> 00:17:45,730 I'll put that... here. Would you like a drink? 488 00:17:45,915 --> 00:17:47,714 I'm making myself a beer in a glass. 489 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:50,902 Fancy. I'll take a wine in a glass, if you have one, 490 00:17:50,978 --> 00:17:52,478 and I don't want to be forward, but I might 491 00:17:52,630 --> 00:17:54,480 get in your bed real quick 'cause it's freezing. 492 00:17:54,632 --> 00:17:57,817 How about wine that's a beer? And we share the glass. 493 00:17:57,893 --> 00:17:59,485 And it's not cold. 494 00:17:59,637 --> 00:18:02,655 Everything else here is cold, but the beer is warm. 495 00:18:02,807 --> 00:18:04,916 -Let's see if I can... (groans) -Oh. Okay. 496 00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:06,492 -All right. -...squeeze in here. I'm in. 497 00:18:06,644 --> 00:18:07,977 -Oh! It's tight. -We're both, we're both in. 498 00:18:07,995 --> 00:18:09,570 -I'm off! Now I'm off. -We're both in. Oh! 499 00:18:09,664 --> 00:18:11,647 -Now I'm off. -Let me, let me pull you back up. 500 00:18:11,649 --> 00:18:13,816 I can be off, uh, over here a little bit. It's fine. 501 00:18:13,835 --> 00:18:15,301 This is nice. 502 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,411 I should come back upstairs, right? 503 00:18:17,505 --> 00:18:19,580 Yeah, you should. I miss your night farts. 504 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,249 It's always three in a row. It's comforting. 505 00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,343 Yeah, and I miss hearing your sleep muttering. 506 00:18:24,495 --> 00:18:26,753 Whatever it is you're saying, you're very emphatic. 507 00:18:26,848 --> 00:18:29,273 I'm not kicking anymore, by the way. The kids are. 508 00:18:29,425 --> 00:18:30,775 They're kicking me like crazy. 509 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,335 I guess they started fighting back. 510 00:18:32,428 --> 00:18:33,927 Should I, uh, bring the Christmas lights? 511 00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:36,005 Yeah, and the beer, and brush your teeth. 512 00:18:36,023 --> 00:18:37,356 Right, right. 513 00:18:37,508 --> 00:18:38,783 MS. PADARO: Okay, everyone. 514 00:18:38,934 --> 00:18:40,601 You had a night to think about it. 515 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,012 Who wants to come forward? 516 00:18:43,147 --> 00:18:44,513 Well, then, unfortunately, 517 00:18:44,532 --> 00:18:46,290 I have to call off the symposium. 518 00:18:46,442 --> 00:18:48,108 -(students groan) -Come on! -Just say you did it, 519 00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:49,794 whoever you are. I deserve a party. 520 00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:51,537 I haven't been to one since Saturday. 521 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,614 Yeah, and I'm not allowed to have grape juice at home, 522 00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:54,857 so fess up! 523 00:18:54,950 --> 00:18:57,284 You know, I'm just-- I'm really disappointed, 524 00:18:57,362 --> 00:18:58,469 and the ancient Greeks would be, too. 525 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:01,547 They believed in ethics, fairness, justice. 526 00:19:01,699 --> 00:19:02,974 I mean, to be honest, 527 00:19:03,125 --> 00:19:04,884 I don't know if I want to do this unit again. 528 00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:07,036 -What do you mean? -It's a lot of work. I mean, 529 00:19:07,054 --> 00:19:08,888 I buy all this stuff with my own money. 530 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:11,223 It's too much if something like this is gonna happen. 531 00:19:11,376 --> 00:19:14,318 Oh, uh, well, philosophically, 532 00:19:14,470 --> 00:19:16,379 maybe we should talk this through. 533 00:19:16,472 --> 00:19:18,472 That-That's Greek, right? Philosophically? 534 00:19:18,566 --> 00:19:21,159 -Yeah. -Well, speaking of fairness, 535 00:19:21,310 --> 00:19:23,402 whoever made the coins, I'm just guessing, 536 00:19:23,554 --> 00:19:25,830 maybe they did it because it wasn't quite fair 537 00:19:26,057 --> 00:19:27,665 the way the coins were being handed out. 538 00:19:27,892 --> 00:19:29,909 I'm just using the Socratic method. 539 00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,243 That's not the Socratic method. 540 00:19:31,396 --> 00:19:33,504 Uh, is it not the Socratic method? 541 00:19:33,731 --> 00:19:35,064 That's the Socratic method. 542 00:19:35,082 --> 00:19:36,565 Oh, really? I'm just saying, 543 00:19:36,584 --> 00:19:40,178 I don't know, but I'm imagining that, whoever did this, 544 00:19:40,329 --> 00:19:42,013 they might have had their hand up a lot 545 00:19:42,164 --> 00:19:44,331 and didn't get called on because sitting in a circle 546 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:46,517 is not a great idea because it's a bad idea. 547 00:19:46,744 --> 00:19:48,335 I mean, is it not a bad idea? 548 00:19:48,429 --> 00:19:51,004 So, hypothetically, this person felt 549 00:19:51,082 --> 00:19:53,858 it was okay for them to make fake coins? 550 00:19:54,009 --> 00:19:56,360 You know, Socrates said suffering an injustice 551 00:19:56,512 --> 00:19:59,012 does not make it okay to commit an injustice. 552 00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:00,364 Good to know, good to know. 553 00:20:00,516 --> 00:20:02,758 Um, maybe the people who committed the injustice 554 00:20:02,777 --> 00:20:05,536 also feel bad about getting the party canceled 555 00:20:05,613 --> 00:20:07,446 and also kind of really liked the class 556 00:20:07,598 --> 00:20:10,208 and maybe wouldn't want you to stop teaching it. 557 00:20:10,435 --> 00:20:12,359 And maybe those people didn't sleep at all last night, 558 00:20:12,437 --> 00:20:14,119 even though they have Pancake. 559 00:20:14,272 --> 00:20:15,529 I don't know, maybe those people don't feel 560 00:20:15,623 --> 00:20:17,882 any regret at all, just adrenaline, and that's fine. 561 00:20:18,033 --> 00:20:21,126 Hmm. I guess the rewards thing can be problematic. 562 00:20:21,279 --> 00:20:22,720 Also, at any given moment, I can't see 563 00:20:22,947 --> 00:20:25,038 half the class, and I'm nearsighted, 564 00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:26,724 and my hearing's not that great. 565 00:20:26,875 --> 00:20:28,893 Maybe this is more ethically complicated than I thought. 566 00:20:29,044 --> 00:20:30,377 I'm not sure what's happening, 567 00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:31,395 but does that mean we can have the party? 568 00:20:31,622 --> 00:20:34,047 -Uh, yeah. Okay. -(students cheer) 569 00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:35,215 I guess we should accept 570 00:20:35,384 --> 00:20:36,734 that we may never get to the bottom of this. 571 00:20:36,961 --> 00:20:39,962 Louise, Rudy, Millie, will you see me after class? No reason. 572 00:20:39,981 --> 00:20:41,054 Yup. Yup. Yup. 573 00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:42,815 -Oh, God. -Not a peep. 574 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,984 -(music playing) -(overlapping chatter) 575 00:20:45,152 --> 00:20:46,577 I got it, I got it. 576 00:20:46,729 --> 00:20:49,062 Third time you bumped the table. (chuckles) Just saying, 577 00:20:49,156 --> 00:20:50,581 but, uh, have fun. 578 00:20:50,733 --> 00:20:52,825 Totally fair punishment, Ms. Padaro. 579 00:20:52,994 --> 00:20:54,143 -Yup. -I know. 580 00:20:54,161 --> 00:20:55,419 Hey, so my dad has a laser printer. 581 00:20:55,571 --> 00:20:58,422 -I think we can make $30 bills. -Bad influence! 582 00:20:58,574 --> 00:20:59,498 Bad influence! 583 00:20:59,650 --> 00:21:01,074 Pancake, my number one 584 00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:03,486 snuggle pal, this is for you. 585 00:21:03,504 --> 00:21:07,098 ♪ Your eyes are on the same side of your head ♪ 586 00:21:07,249 --> 00:21:11,160 ♪ You live in the ocean that is my bed ♪ 587 00:21:11,253 --> 00:21:14,863 ♪ Uh-huh, Pancake, you found me ♪ 588 00:21:14,923 --> 00:21:17,591 ♪ And I found you ♪ 589 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,335 (grunting rhythmically) 590 00:21:19,504 --> 00:21:21,170 ♪ I want to thank you ♪ 591 00:21:21,339 --> 00:21:22,855 ♪ How do I thank you? ♪ 592 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:25,116 ♪ I guess by thanking you ♪ 593 00:21:25,267 --> 00:21:28,101 ♪ Pancake, I thank you. ♪ 594 00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:29,361 I know you'd squeeze me back 595 00:21:29,438 --> 00:21:30,771 if you could, buddy. 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