1 00:00:02,819 --> 00:00:04,753 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:20,095 --> 00:00:23,188 Good morning, little elves on all the shelves. 3 00:00:23,415 --> 00:00:26,600 Time to start the day right with a visit from 4 00:00:26,752 --> 00:00:29,844 -The Very Merry Mice! -♪ Santa put us in his pocket ♪ 5 00:00:29,938 --> 00:00:31,588 ♪ And we're going for a ride ♪ 6 00:00:31,681 --> 00:00:33,273 ♪ To all the little girls and boys ♪ 7 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:34,199 ♪ With presents by our side... ♪ 8 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:36,184 Can someone turn down the radio? 9 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:38,037 Just kidding. I know it's Gene playing music. 10 00:00:38,264 --> 00:00:39,446 -Good one, T. -Thanks. 11 00:00:39,598 --> 00:00:41,948 Aw, Gene's my favorite little Christmas DJ. 12 00:00:42,101 --> 00:00:44,376 He's got two turntables and a mistletoe. 13 00:00:44,528 --> 00:00:47,120 Yup, every year, starting at first light 14 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:49,381 on December 1st, all day, every day. 15 00:00:49,533 --> 00:00:51,942 And I can't escape it 'cause I live here. 16 00:00:52,035 --> 00:00:54,111 It's way too early to blast this noise 17 00:00:54,129 --> 00:00:55,612 on my tender, tiny eardrums. 18 00:00:55,631 --> 00:00:57,281 I can barely hear myself think of stuff 19 00:00:57,299 --> 00:00:58,557 I want to ask Santa for. 20 00:00:58,726 --> 00:01:01,301 I'm just gonna start shouting it out. Motorcycle! 21 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:04,304 Gene, come get some breakfast before you pass out. 22 00:01:04,456 --> 00:01:07,124 I'm good. My DJ setup has a cereal bar, 23 00:01:07,126 --> 00:01:08,475 as they all do, I assume. 24 00:01:08,627 --> 00:01:11,311 I ho-ho-hope you enjoyed that holiday classic. 25 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:15,240 But Christmas ain't merry without this DJ Gene favorite. 26 00:01:15,467 --> 00:01:17,225 You know it, you love it. 27 00:01:17,319 --> 00:01:21,305 ♪ Percy McTinsel-Bud's Tinsel Machine... ♪ 28 00:01:21,323 --> 00:01:22,897 -Oh, boy. -Oh, God. -Ugh! 29 00:01:22,917 --> 00:01:24,641 This album gets way too much play. 30 00:01:24,734 --> 00:01:27,419 Some of us don't need to hear it every ten minutes. 31 00:01:27,496 --> 00:01:29,980 ♪ Percy McTinsel-Bud's Tinsel Machine... ♪ 32 00:01:29,998 --> 00:01:31,757 This is your fault, Dad. 33 00:01:31,984 --> 00:01:33,834 I know. I'm so sorry. 34 00:01:33,928 --> 00:01:35,243 Who are you? 35 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:36,336 Oh, I forgot I still had that. 36 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:38,430 That-That's Percy McTinsel-Bud. 37 00:01:38,582 --> 00:01:41,266 It's a really weird Christmas album from the '70s. 38 00:01:41,418 --> 00:01:44,586 My aunt gave it to me. I-I think she smoked a lot of pot. 39 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:45,938 It's a Christmas album? 40 00:01:46,089 --> 00:01:47,681 Why are there kittens diving into a tea cup? 41 00:01:47,833 --> 00:01:48,999 I don't remember all the songs, 42 00:01:49,017 --> 00:01:51,001 but maybe there's one about that. 43 00:01:51,094 --> 00:01:52,945 I-I'll just donate it to the trash. 44 00:01:53,021 --> 00:01:54,947 No, I want it! It makes me uncomfortable 45 00:01:55,098 --> 00:01:56,356 in a way I kinda like. 46 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:58,099 If only I'd destroyed that thing when I had the chance. 47 00:01:58,119 --> 00:02:00,677 At least we all get to suffer together as a family? 48 00:02:00,770 --> 00:02:03,438 GENE: Mother, dance with me to "Santa's Groove-Shop." 49 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:05,440 Oh, my God, the DJ asked to dance with me. 50 00:02:05,534 --> 00:02:08,185 -Coming. -No. Stop encouraging him. 51 00:02:08,354 --> 00:02:10,520 Also, Santa doesn't allow grooving in his shop. 52 00:02:10,614 --> 00:02:12,189 He's all business. 53 00:02:12,358 --> 00:02:14,949 ♪ Dancing on the workshop dance floor... ♪ 54 00:02:14,969 --> 00:02:16,468 Hey, can I ask you guys something? 55 00:02:16,695 --> 00:02:18,286 Is the question: can we use your allowance 56 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:20,455 to check into a hotel till New Year's? Yes. 57 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:22,716 No. Do you think I could get really, really, 58 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:24,384 really good at gift wrapping? 59 00:02:24,536 --> 00:02:25,811 I want to learn to gift wrap like the pros. 60 00:02:25,962 --> 00:02:28,313 -What do you mean? -My gift-giving game is ho ho ho, 61 00:02:28,465 --> 00:02:29,890 but my gift wrapping game is a no no no. 62 00:02:30,042 --> 00:02:31,725 I want to be good at both so I can be 63 00:02:31,877 --> 00:02:32,876 a Christmas double threat. 64 00:02:32,969 --> 00:02:34,544 You are pretty bad at wrapping. 65 00:02:34,638 --> 00:02:36,304 Remember that time when Mom thought your present to her 66 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:38,973 was a crumpled pile of garbage, and she threw it out? 67 00:02:38,993 --> 00:02:40,475 Oh, yeah, that was sad. 68 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:41,809 But the gloves you got her were nice, 69 00:02:41,904 --> 00:02:43,887 when she fished them out of the dumpster. 70 00:02:43,980 --> 00:02:45,647 Too bad she didn't have gloves for that. 71 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:49,075 GENE: Anyone have any requests for DJ Gene after this song? 72 00:02:49,228 --> 00:02:50,227 -Uh... -How about nothing? 73 00:02:50,245 --> 00:02:51,336 You know what, never mind. 74 00:02:51,488 --> 00:02:53,005 I know what everyone's thirsty for. 75 00:02:53,232 --> 00:02:55,156 -♪ Percy McTinsel-Bud. ♪ -(screams) 76 00:02:55,250 --> 00:02:56,508 TEDDY: Thanks, Linda. 77 00:02:56,660 --> 00:02:58,010 Hey, I have a proposal for you guys. 78 00:02:58,161 --> 00:02:59,011 -Uh... -What is it? 79 00:02:59,162 --> 00:03:01,180 How'd you two like to do 80 00:03:01,331 --> 00:03:03,515 a neighborhood Secret Santa? 81 00:03:03,742 --> 00:03:05,075 -Ooh. -Oh, no, thanks. 82 00:03:05,168 --> 00:03:07,019 Come on. Neighborhood Secret Santa. 83 00:03:07,095 --> 00:03:10,022 Like, let's say I get Bob, and Bob gets Linda, 84 00:03:10,249 --> 00:03:12,024 and Linda gets me. How fun is that? 85 00:03:12,251 --> 00:03:13,841 -No. Oh. -I love it. 86 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:15,843 But, Teddy, you can't do Secret Santa with three people. 87 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:17,863 Sure you can. Three is perfect. 88 00:03:18,014 --> 00:03:20,032 I'm pretty sure that's the traditional way it's done. 89 00:03:20,259 --> 00:03:21,200 -(bell jingles) -Hello. 90 00:03:21,427 --> 00:03:22,759 Hi, Mort. Hey, you want to do 91 00:03:22,778 --> 00:03:24,536 -a neighborhood Secret Santa with us? -Wait, what? 92 00:03:24,763 --> 00:03:26,263 -Oh, uh, okay, sure. -Ah... 93 00:03:26,356 --> 00:03:27,539 But, full disclosure, 94 00:03:27,691 --> 00:03:30,375 I've never Secret Santa'd before, so be gentle. 95 00:03:30,527 --> 00:03:31,376 -Ugh. -What? 96 00:03:31,528 --> 00:03:32,285 Four people is still 97 00:03:32,438 --> 00:03:33,545 not really enough people. 98 00:03:33,772 --> 00:03:35,363 Darn. Should we maybe just go back 99 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:38,050 to how things were before Teddy mentioned this idea? 100 00:03:38,277 --> 00:03:39,459 -(bell jingles) -Oh, oh, Mike, 101 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:41,127 you got to do neighborhood Secret Santa with us. 102 00:03:41,222 --> 00:03:42,128 We need the numbers. 103 00:03:42,281 --> 00:03:43,447 Oh, uh, I don't know. 104 00:03:43,465 --> 00:03:45,057 -Oh, come on. -It's-- You don't have to. 105 00:03:45,284 --> 00:03:46,616 -It's neighborhood Secret Santa. -No one has to. 106 00:03:46,635 --> 00:03:48,285 I mean, it's not as though I've got an 107 00:03:48,378 --> 00:03:49,970 insanely busy job this time of year or anything. 108 00:03:50,122 --> 00:03:52,397 -Feel free to say no, Mike. -Oh, no, I'm definitely in. 109 00:03:52,549 --> 00:03:53,899 I just wanted you guys to appreciate 110 00:03:54,050 --> 00:03:55,459 how hard I work during the holidays. 111 00:03:55,552 --> 00:03:58,628 All right. Okay, so I write everyone's name, 112 00:03:58,722 --> 00:03:59,905 put 'em in a cup, and then we all pick. 113 00:04:00,132 --> 00:04:02,466 Whatever name you get, you buy them a present. 114 00:04:02,484 --> 00:04:04,134 But you can't tell anyone who you got. 115 00:04:04,227 --> 00:04:05,393 No trading names, either. 116 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:06,803 Or else the Christmas police will come 117 00:04:06,822 --> 00:04:08,413 and take you to Christmas jail. 118 00:04:08,565 --> 00:04:10,732 Oh, then do we get arraigned-deer? 119 00:04:10,826 --> 00:04:12,309 -(chuckles) -Mort, please. 120 00:04:12,327 --> 00:04:14,086 And we don't spend any more than, uh, 121 00:04:14,237 --> 00:04:15,479 let's say 15 bucks on a present. 122 00:04:15,497 --> 00:04:17,481 Unless you get my name, then go nuts. 123 00:04:17,499 --> 00:04:18,498 Ha. Just kidding. 124 00:04:18,650 --> 00:04:20,241 Sorta. Okay, everyone draw a name. 125 00:04:20,261 --> 00:04:23,411 -Bob, you go first. -Oh, we-we're really doing this? 126 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:25,597 -(Teddy sighs) -Quit your sighing and pick a name, Teddy. 127 00:04:25,824 --> 00:04:27,099 -This was your idea. -Right. 128 00:04:27,250 --> 00:04:29,417 Great. Here I go. Picking a name. 129 00:04:29,511 --> 00:04:32,012 Aah, no! You got to be kidding me. 130 00:04:32,164 --> 00:04:35,757 Anyone but-- aah! I mean, great. 131 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:37,501 So glad we're doing this. 132 00:04:37,519 --> 00:04:39,594 WOMAN (over laptop): Just make sure to crease your corners, 133 00:04:39,688 --> 00:04:41,446 and voilà, the perfectly wrapped gift. 134 00:04:41,598 --> 00:04:43,673 Dang it, how does she get her corners that straight? 135 00:04:43,692 --> 00:04:45,025 Did she sell her soul to the devil? 136 00:04:45,193 --> 00:04:47,360 GENE: Okay, all you saucy Christmas puddings, 137 00:04:47,513 --> 00:04:48,936 stuff this in your stocking. 138 00:04:49,105 --> 00:04:51,290 -♪ Percy McTinsel-Bud... ♪ -(all groaning) 139 00:04:51,441 --> 00:04:54,293 No! Sleep was my one true escape! 140 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:56,778 -Gene... -I know, but hear me out. I realized, 141 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:58,279 why does the party have to end, 142 00:04:58,299 --> 00:04:59,856 just 'cause of bedtime? 143 00:04:59,875 --> 00:05:01,949 Christmas music season is only 30 days a year. 144 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:05,028 You know I love that you love being Mommy's Christmas DJ, 145 00:05:05,121 --> 00:05:08,048 but I think everyone's just feeling, uh, tired, 146 00:05:08,124 --> 00:05:09,474 'cause it's nighttime. 147 00:05:09,701 --> 00:05:13,036 Also, you should be in bed, where we thought you were. 148 00:05:13,129 --> 00:05:15,055 Come on, give us a fade-out and one sleigh bell, 149 00:05:15,149 --> 00:05:16,815 -and off to bed. -Okay, fine. 150 00:05:16,966 --> 00:05:19,151 -See you at 5:30 for the morning zoo. -(elephant trumpets) 151 00:05:19,378 --> 00:05:21,320 Okay, honey, put your album away 152 00:05:21,471 --> 00:05:22,804 -and go to sleep. -I will. 153 00:05:22,898 --> 00:05:24,731 I just want to say good night 154 00:05:24,808 --> 00:05:27,400 -to all the songs just one more time. -All right. 155 00:05:27,553 --> 00:05:29,977 You're a great song. You're a great song. 156 00:05:30,146 --> 00:05:30,978 You're a great song. 157 00:05:31,147 --> 00:05:33,165 You're a great song. 158 00:05:34,059 --> 00:05:34,982 (sighs) 159 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:36,668 -(crunch) -Huh? 160 00:05:36,895 --> 00:05:38,562 Aah! No! 161 00:05:38,580 --> 00:05:39,896 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 162 00:05:39,915 --> 00:05:42,323 -Gene? Gene, what is it? -(Gene groaning) 163 00:05:42,343 --> 00:05:44,509 LINDA: Oh, no, your record. 164 00:05:44,736 --> 00:05:45,844 Oh, I'm so sorry, Gene. 165 00:05:45,995 --> 00:05:49,431 Yeah, I'm really, really gonna miss it. Dang. 166 00:05:53,579 --> 00:05:55,078 It's okay, it's okay. I'm taping it back together, 167 00:05:55,097 --> 00:05:56,521 and we'll be listening to Percy McTinsel-Bud's 168 00:05:56,673 --> 00:05:58,673 funky Christmas hits again in no time. 169 00:05:58,767 --> 00:06:02,510 Oh, why did my beautiful, sleeping body have to crush you? 170 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:04,604 Uh, maybe go easy on the tape. We're getting low. 171 00:06:04,756 --> 00:06:06,365 Not because of me and my gift wrap issues. 172 00:06:06,516 --> 00:06:07,774 I mean-- Never mind. 173 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:10,610 Gene, I-I don't think that's how records will work. 174 00:06:10,762 --> 00:06:11,945 It-It's fine. It's perfect. 175 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:13,872 I actually think it could use more. 176 00:06:14,023 --> 00:06:16,023 -(loud screeching) -(all crying out) -Aah, turn it off, turn it off. 177 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:18,043 Oh, God, why couldn't it have been me? 178 00:06:18,270 --> 00:06:19,603 Why couldn't it have been me? 179 00:06:19,696 --> 00:06:22,363 I'm so sorry you broke your record, baby. 180 00:06:22,457 --> 00:06:25,125 Yeah, it-it was a really great one. 181 00:06:25,277 --> 00:06:26,776 We still need our little Christmas DJ 182 00:06:26,795 --> 00:06:29,279 to play all the other jingle-merry hits, right? 183 00:06:29,297 --> 00:06:30,964 -I mean, do we? -Shush. 184 00:06:31,116 --> 00:06:33,040 Yeah, Gene, look at all these other records 185 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:34,375 that want to go for a spin. 186 00:06:34,469 --> 00:06:36,953 (silly voice): Hey, Gene, play me. I'm fun, too. 187 00:06:36,972 --> 00:06:38,121 (Gene groans loudly) 188 00:06:38,214 --> 00:06:39,714 Sounds like somebody's coming around. 189 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:42,292 Hey, you know, this can't be the only Percy McTinsel-Bud record. 190 00:06:42,385 --> 00:06:43,977 There's got to be other ones out there. 191 00:06:44,129 --> 00:06:45,478 -Huh? -LOUISE: Dad, shush. 192 00:06:45,555 --> 00:06:47,239 You're right, Bob. Tina, Louise, 193 00:06:47,390 --> 00:06:49,241 isn't there a little record store up the street? 194 00:06:49,468 --> 00:06:50,242 Why don't you take your brother there 195 00:06:50,393 --> 00:06:51,635 to look for another copy? 196 00:06:51,728 --> 00:06:54,246 Uh, great idea, but maybe after the lunch rush? 197 00:06:54,322 --> 00:06:57,490 Father, how can any of us think about working at the restaurant 198 00:06:57,643 --> 00:06:58,808 at a time like this? 199 00:06:58,977 --> 00:07:00,493 We'll bring Gene to the record store 200 00:07:00,646 --> 00:07:01,920 for as long as it takes. 201 00:07:02,071 --> 00:07:04,314 I mean, I sort of wanted to practice my gift wrapping 202 00:07:04,332 --> 00:07:05,907 in the restaurant in between customers. 203 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:07,759 -Bup, bup, bup. Gene? -Okay, I'll go. 204 00:07:07,836 --> 00:07:10,336 But I'm still pretty weak from my traumatic morning. 205 00:07:10,489 --> 00:07:13,006 Can you guys make a little seat with your hands and carry me? 206 00:07:13,158 --> 00:07:14,099 -Fine. -Okay. 207 00:07:14,250 --> 00:07:15,175 LINDA: You good there, Teddy? 208 00:07:15,327 --> 00:07:16,601 You been so quiet, 209 00:07:16,753 --> 00:07:18,678 nibbling your food like a little Christmas church mouse. 210 00:07:18,830 --> 00:07:21,255 -I'm great. -I'm gonna go down to the walk-in, 211 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:22,590 get some more lettuce. 212 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:25,444 Oh, yeah, get some more lettuce. Get lots of lettuce. 213 00:07:25,671 --> 00:07:27,261 That's-- Okay. 214 00:07:27,355 --> 00:07:28,596 -Linda. -What? What? 215 00:07:28,690 --> 00:07:30,674 I need to switch out my Secret Santa name 216 00:07:30,692 --> 00:07:31,783 with a different name. 217 00:07:31,935 --> 00:07:33,785 Come on, Teddy, you know the rules. 218 00:07:33,937 --> 00:07:35,937 -Please. I won't tell anyone. -No. 219 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:37,363 I got Mort, okay! 220 00:07:37,516 --> 00:07:39,106 -I don't hear that. I don't hear... -I got Mort. 221 00:07:39,184 --> 00:07:40,850 -I don't want to do this anymore. -Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la... 222 00:07:40,944 --> 00:07:42,352 It wasn't supposed to go down like this. 223 00:07:42,370 --> 00:07:43,128 I was supposed to get one of you guys. 224 00:07:43,279 --> 00:07:44,445 ♪ Christmas. ♪ 225 00:07:44,465 --> 00:07:46,372 Oh, Secret Santa stuff. I got Mike. 226 00:07:46,525 --> 00:07:47,949 -No! -Everybody shush! 227 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:50,043 GENE: It's not in Holiday. 228 00:07:50,195 --> 00:07:51,528 It's not in Folk. It's not in Funk. 229 00:07:51,546 --> 00:07:53,305 And why isn't there a Holiday Funk Folk section? 230 00:07:53,532 --> 00:07:55,122 What kind of record store is this?! 231 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:56,549 Maybe we just ask for some help? 232 00:07:56,702 --> 00:07:58,960 Hi. My brother wants to know if you have this record. 233 00:07:59,037 --> 00:08:00,053 The moisture is just tummy sweat. 234 00:08:00,222 --> 00:08:01,538 We were sharing body warmth. 235 00:08:01,556 --> 00:08:03,482 Percy McTinsel-Bud's Tinsel Machine? 236 00:08:03,633 --> 00:08:04,649 Never heard of it. 237 00:08:04,876 --> 00:08:06,710 Good news is, I guess you already own it? 238 00:08:06,803 --> 00:08:10,155 -It's broken, like all my dreams! -Easy, Gene. 239 00:08:10,265 --> 00:08:11,472 Did you check the Holiday section? 240 00:08:11,566 --> 00:08:14,067 Oh, your so-called Holiday section? Yes. 241 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:16,052 Who the hell is Bing Crosby? 242 00:08:16,071 --> 00:08:17,554 Sorry, I guess we don't have it. 243 00:08:17,572 --> 00:08:18,830 Well, we did our best. 244 00:08:18,982 --> 00:08:20,499 No! 245 00:08:20,726 --> 00:08:22,075 -(groaning) -Are you gonna be like this 246 00:08:22,227 --> 00:08:23,168 all through Christmas? 247 00:08:23,395 --> 00:08:24,744 Uh-huh. 248 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:27,397 Please, what would you do if you were looking for this record? 249 00:08:27,415 --> 00:08:28,840 How do we get another one? 250 00:08:28,992 --> 00:08:31,751 Well, I would go online, but I assume you did that already. 251 00:08:31,903 --> 00:08:33,920 But, um, just for a joke, pretend we didn't. 252 00:08:33,997 --> 00:08:35,013 What would you look up? 253 00:08:35,164 --> 00:08:36,497 Well, you'd go on Recordrooter. 254 00:08:36,517 --> 00:08:39,759 Hmm, it was released in 1973 by Toodle-Loo Records. 255 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:42,503 But I'm not seeing any copies for sale anywhere. 256 00:08:42,523 --> 00:08:46,082 GENE: But it's a holiday classic. 257 00:08:46,175 --> 00:08:48,342 So there's just, like, no more of them in the world? 258 00:08:48,362 --> 00:08:49,677 They're just gone? 259 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:53,365 Well, yeah. I mean, some records just kinda go away. 260 00:08:53,516 --> 00:08:56,034 And that's why you got to take really good care 261 00:08:56,261 --> 00:08:58,019 of those special, rare albums. 262 00:08:58,038 --> 00:08:59,204 GENE: No...! 263 00:08:59,355 --> 00:09:01,206 Well, I mean there are some collectors 264 00:09:01,357 --> 00:09:02,874 who go deeper than Recordrooter. 265 00:09:03,026 --> 00:09:04,358 Try this guy. He's local, 266 00:09:04,378 --> 00:09:06,102 and he's a super-obsessive collector. 267 00:09:06,195 --> 00:09:09,030 He once found a copy of Pavarotti's novelty record, 268 00:09:09,107 --> 00:09:10,382 Naughty Pavarotti. 269 00:09:10,533 --> 00:09:11,383 Okay, I like it. 270 00:09:11,534 --> 00:09:12,884 Hey, do you guys gift wrap here? 271 00:09:13,036 --> 00:09:15,536 -I guess we can. -Teach me everything you know. 272 00:09:15,630 --> 00:09:16,704 -Tina, stop. -Sorry. 273 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:18,640 -Whoa, guys. -(gasps) 274 00:09:20,118 --> 00:09:22,619 -Hey, Courtney. Is your dad home? -What? 275 00:09:22,637 --> 00:09:24,712 BOB: So, I-I know you don't want to know 276 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,714 that I have Mike, but do you think that somebody 277 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:30,960 very much like Mike might enjoy a throw pillow 278 00:09:31,129 --> 00:09:32,553 that looks like a wooden log? 279 00:09:32,647 --> 00:09:33,646 Bob, stop. 280 00:09:33,890 --> 00:09:36,132 It's not Out-Loud Santa, it's Secret Santa. 281 00:09:36,151 --> 00:09:37,242 That's what makes it fun. 282 00:09:37,393 --> 00:09:38,468 It was even more fun to not buy gifts 283 00:09:38,561 --> 00:09:40,078 for someone I don't know that well. 284 00:09:40,229 --> 00:09:42,322 Also, now I'm worried about disappointing our mailman 285 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:44,324 -and maybe not getting mail anymore. -(phone ringing) 286 00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:45,491 -Bob's Burgers. -TEDDY: Bob! 287 00:09:45,644 --> 00:09:46,659 Oh, hi, Teddy. 288 00:09:46,828 --> 00:09:48,995 Don't say my name, don't tell Linda it's me. 289 00:09:49,147 --> 00:09:51,072 Okay, stranger I don't know. 290 00:09:51,166 --> 00:09:52,424 I can't find anything to get Mort. 291 00:09:52,651 --> 00:09:54,500 I just keep seeing things you and Linda would love. 292 00:09:54,595 --> 00:09:56,803 Is Teddy talking about his Secret Santa? 293 00:09:56,913 --> 00:09:58,263 Tell him he's got to do it on his own. 294 00:09:58,414 --> 00:09:59,413 -Come on, I'm dying over here. -Um, I-I... 295 00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:01,582 -Hanging up now. -I hate this. 296 00:10:01,676 --> 00:10:02,767 -You love it. -No. 297 00:10:02,994 --> 00:10:05,252 Hmm, I'm not familiar with this album, 298 00:10:05,347 --> 00:10:06,754 but I know the label Toodle-Loo Records. 299 00:10:06,923 --> 00:10:09,682 They're super small, they didn't put out much, and, uh... 300 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,759 Ugh, these lights are so tangled, I can't tell 301 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,278 if I'm making it worse or better. 302 00:10:13,355 --> 00:10:15,171 It definitely looks more tangled than before. 303 00:10:15,264 --> 00:10:17,190 This used to be all nice and long. 304 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:19,100 They're pretty, though. I mean, I'm sure they're 305 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:20,434 prettier when they're on. 306 00:10:20,528 --> 00:10:22,862 It's just, last year everyone in this neighborhood 307 00:10:23,014 --> 00:10:25,123 started doing major Christmas decorations. 308 00:10:25,274 --> 00:10:26,625 So we gave it a go, and I thought 309 00:10:26,776 --> 00:10:30,111 we had a good display, but we were way underlit. 310 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,371 And somehow over-reindeered. 311 00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:33,189 I'm not going through that again. 312 00:10:33,208 --> 00:10:34,966 It was a lot of reindeers, Dad. 313 00:10:35,118 --> 00:10:36,860 So, getting back to the record... 314 00:10:36,878 --> 00:10:38,695 Do you know where we can find a copy? 315 00:10:38,788 --> 00:10:40,287 Or do you know someone who knows where we could find a copy? 316 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:41,848 (gasps) I do know someone. 317 00:10:41,958 --> 00:10:44,458 -What time is it in London? -There's really no way to know. 318 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:45,626 Uh, tea time? 319 00:10:45,795 --> 00:10:47,461 She helped me track down Naughty Pavarotti. 320 00:10:47,555 --> 00:10:49,964 -Lot of buzz about that record. -I know, right? 321 00:10:50,133 --> 00:10:51,891 So, yeah, if anyone can help me track down 322 00:10:52,060 --> 00:10:54,135 a super rare, out of print Toodle-Loo Records 323 00:10:54,262 --> 00:10:55,320 Christmas album, it's her. 324 00:10:55,471 --> 00:10:57,380 It's the most specific superpower. 325 00:10:57,399 --> 00:10:59,382 Dad, I'm doing that part. 326 00:10:59,401 --> 00:11:01,993 Okay, but I'm just gonna do it, uh, better. 327 00:11:02,145 --> 00:11:03,310 Oh, it's ringing. (shudders) 328 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:04,812 English ringtones, they freak me out. 329 00:11:04,906 --> 00:11:07,573 (laughs): Ah, hi, Alice. Doug Wheeler. 330 00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:09,483 Have I, uh, caught you in the middle of anything, or... 331 00:11:09,577 --> 00:11:11,836 -Oh, you're having some tea. -Yes. 332 00:11:12,063 --> 00:11:14,172 Uh, listen, I won't keep you. Have you heard of a record 333 00:11:14,399 --> 00:11:17,158 called Percy McTinsel-Bud's Tinsel Machine? 334 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,568 -(all gasp) -She's heard of it. Shh. 335 00:11:18,661 --> 00:11:20,845 Uh, listen I'm trying to track down a copy. 336 00:11:21,072 --> 00:11:23,682 It's kind of an emergency situation. Uh-huh. 337 00:11:23,833 --> 00:11:26,667 Uh-huh. Oh. Oh, no. Okay. 338 00:11:26,761 --> 00:11:27,927 Well, then, I'll let you go. 339 00:11:28,096 --> 00:11:31,055 Thanks. Or cheers. Ta-ta? Oh, you say "bye." 340 00:11:31,208 --> 00:11:33,507 So do I. I say bye. Bye-- Bye. 341 00:11:33,601 --> 00:11:36,177 So, they pressed very, very few copies, 342 00:11:36,271 --> 00:11:38,029 which only went out to the band's fan club. 343 00:11:38,181 --> 00:11:39,756 And they had very few fans. 344 00:11:39,774 --> 00:11:42,183 Then there was a fire at the Toodle-Loo Records warehouse. 345 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,260 No one died, but if there were any copies 346 00:11:44,279 --> 00:11:47,205 of the record in there, uh, yeah, they died. 347 00:11:47,356 --> 00:11:49,282 So... we're getting closer? 348 00:11:49,434 --> 00:11:50,742 That copy of the Percy McTinsel-Bud 349 00:11:50,894 --> 00:11:53,712 that you are holding could be the last physical copy 350 00:11:53,863 --> 00:11:56,289 on this blue marble we call Earth. 351 00:11:56,441 --> 00:11:58,791 -And you said you broke it, right? -(crying out) 352 00:11:58,944 --> 00:12:00,868 -(groaning) -Aw, my sweet Gene. 353 00:12:00,962 --> 00:12:04,222 Do you want a piece of cheese? Want some salami? 354 00:12:04,373 --> 00:12:06,707 -Oh, do you want me to go DJ for a little while? -No. 355 00:12:06,727 --> 00:12:10,044 I never want to hear any holiday music ever again. 356 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,545 (gasps) You don't mean that. 357 00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:14,140 He didn't even say anything about the cheese and the salami. 358 00:12:14,292 --> 00:12:15,400 I know. I'm really scared. 359 00:12:15,627 --> 00:12:17,218 Seems like Gene's got to get his moans out. 360 00:12:17,295 --> 00:12:19,571 Should we, uh, leave him to it? 361 00:12:19,798 --> 00:12:23,149 I have a bad, stupid idea that I don't even want to say, 362 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,650 but I don't know what else to do. 363 00:12:24,803 --> 00:12:25,910 -Tickle party? -No. 364 00:12:26,062 --> 00:12:28,805 We recreate Percy McTinsel-Bud ourselves? 365 00:12:28,898 --> 00:12:30,498 Oh. But also tickle party? 366 00:12:34,829 --> 00:12:36,479 So you're saying you want us to record 367 00:12:36,572 --> 00:12:38,498 Gene's terrible Christmas album ourselves from memory? 368 00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:41,150 I said it was dumb, but what's our alternative? 369 00:12:41,244 --> 00:12:43,595 Mopey Claus in there is gonna ruin Christmas. 370 00:12:43,746 --> 00:12:45,412 I think it's a good idea. 371 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:47,915 I mean, we all know the songs, since he played them a lot, 372 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,416 every day. 373 00:12:49,511 --> 00:12:50,176 But how do we do it without Gene knowing? 374 00:12:50,328 --> 00:12:51,770 He lives here so much. 375 00:12:51,997 --> 00:12:53,830 Also, we don't play any instruments, 376 00:12:53,923 --> 00:12:54,755 and we don't sing. 377 00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:58,001 ♪ I beg your pardon? ♪ 378 00:12:58,019 --> 00:12:59,335 Okay, fine. 379 00:12:59,428 --> 00:13:01,613 I don't think it's gonna work, but it's either this 380 00:13:01,764 --> 00:13:03,339 or we have to put Gene down. 381 00:13:03,358 --> 00:13:04,890 Because the kid is really suffering. 382 00:13:05,043 --> 00:13:06,284 We could do it tomorrow in the restaurant 383 00:13:06,511 --> 00:13:07,786 when there's no customers. 384 00:13:07,862 --> 00:13:10,271 -Which is something that happens a lot. -Louise. 385 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,514 We just need to figure out 386 00:13:11,607 --> 00:13:13,516 how to get Gene out of the house. 387 00:13:13,535 --> 00:13:16,202 -Maybe some kind of zip line? Those are fun. -(phone rings) 388 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,187 Hello. Oh, hi, Courtney. 389 00:13:18,281 --> 00:13:19,522 I don't know if Gene can come to the phone 390 00:13:19,615 --> 00:13:20,948 right now. He's moaning. 391 00:13:21,117 --> 00:13:23,543 I just wanted to let him know he left his retainer here. 392 00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:25,619 Uh, Gene doesn't wear a retainer, honey. 393 00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:29,140 Okay... then someone's throwing retainers in our yard. 394 00:13:29,367 --> 00:13:31,125 Oh, Mom, let me talk to her. 395 00:13:31,961 --> 00:13:34,053 So I guess I'm going to Courtney's now 396 00:13:34,205 --> 00:13:36,147 because she was weirdly insistent that I help 397 00:13:36,299 --> 00:13:38,541 her and her dad hang up Christmas lights? 398 00:13:38,634 --> 00:13:39,818 But all I want to do is lie on the floor 399 00:13:39,969 --> 00:13:41,544 and think about how nothing gold can stay. 400 00:13:41,637 --> 00:13:46,215 Go, Gene. You'll have a great time hanging up lights... 401 00:13:46,309 --> 00:13:47,308 Yeah. Electricity is... amazing. 402 00:13:47,402 --> 00:13:50,386 And Courtney and Doug are so fun. 403 00:13:50,405 --> 00:13:51,663 You won't miss anything here. 404 00:13:51,814 --> 00:13:54,648 We'll just be watching Tina while she keeps wrapping 405 00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:57,001 the same tissue box over and over again. 406 00:13:57,153 --> 00:13:59,003 My creases are getting crisper. 407 00:13:59,230 --> 00:14:00,487 Don't look at this one. 408 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:01,840 Maybe I could use that for my Secret Santa gift. 409 00:14:02,067 --> 00:14:03,508 Bob, no. $15. 410 00:14:03,735 --> 00:14:06,493 -But those are the good tissues. They're so soft. -Uh-uh. 411 00:14:06,571 --> 00:14:08,513 -Okay, Gene, come on. -Fine, I'll go. 412 00:14:08,664 --> 00:14:11,349 But I won't have fun because I'll never smile again. 413 00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:13,092 That's the spirit. There you go. 414 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:14,335 Okay, have fun. Love you, bye. 415 00:14:14,470 --> 00:14:15,912 You're great and everything's normal. 416 00:14:15,930 --> 00:14:19,006 Now, careful with that snowman. Do not let it tip over. 417 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:20,600 Oh, look, there's the Robinsons. Hi. 418 00:14:20,752 --> 00:14:23,252 No, no. no, don't look, don't look, we're not set up yet. 419 00:14:23,271 --> 00:14:24,253 -Gene. Gene! -Wha...? 420 00:14:24,272 --> 00:14:25,846 Block that side. Block that side. 421 00:14:25,866 --> 00:14:28,182 LOUISE: Okay, Percy McTinsel-Bud's 422 00:14:28,276 --> 00:14:30,109 Tinsel Machine intro track, take one. 423 00:14:30,261 --> 00:14:33,096 (out of tune, out of sync): ♪ Percy McTinsel-Bud's ♪ 424 00:14:33,114 --> 00:14:34,688 ♪ Tinsel Machine. ♪ 425 00:14:34,782 --> 00:14:36,190 Cut. Cut. Is everybody warmed up? 426 00:14:36,359 --> 00:14:38,525 -Are you warmed up? -How do I do that? 427 00:14:38,620 --> 00:14:40,361 ♪ The hippest moves you've ever grooved to ♪ 428 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:43,548 ♪ On the workshop dance floor. ♪ 429 00:14:43,699 --> 00:14:45,199 ♪ Who are people? ♪ 430 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,626 ♪ We are people ♪ 431 00:14:46,702 --> 00:14:49,203 ♪ Elves are people, too. ♪ 432 00:14:49,297 --> 00:14:51,055 -♪ Zip! Bam! Pop! ♪ -♪ What do I hear? ♪ 433 00:14:51,282 --> 00:14:53,132 ♪ It's Santa's sleigh in the atmosphere ♪ 434 00:14:53,284 --> 00:14:54,800 ♪ He's got space reindeer ♪ 435 00:14:54,953 --> 00:14:58,045 ♪ To pull him through the stars, space reindeer ♪ 436 00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:01,140 -♪ Na-na-na-na-na... Mars ♪ -♪ He's givin' presents to Mars ♪ 437 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,067 ♪ Up there in his sleigh. ♪ 438 00:15:03,219 --> 00:15:06,479 (falsetto): ♪ Teacup kittens strike again! ♪ 439 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:09,556 -(entry bell jingles) -Are you open? 440 00:15:09,725 --> 00:15:11,684 Uh, yes. Uh, yes, we-we are. 441 00:15:11,761 --> 00:15:14,579 What's wrong with you, lights? Why aren't you lighting? 442 00:15:14,730 --> 00:15:17,398 And the plastic carolers don't look merry at all. 443 00:15:17,492 --> 00:15:19,751 I give up. I guess we'll have to move. 444 00:15:19,902 --> 00:15:22,587 At least you didn't roll over and break your dreams in half. 445 00:15:22,738 --> 00:15:25,757 -Stupid Christmas. -Yeah. Stupid Christmas. 446 00:15:25,984 --> 00:15:27,333 -I like Christmas. -No, you don't. 447 00:15:27,485 --> 00:15:29,410 -I do. -Name one good thing. 448 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,578 The presents, Santa, the pageantry. 449 00:15:31,656 --> 00:15:32,913 I said one thing! 450 00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,991 Oh, Daddy. You need a big ol' beer. 451 00:15:35,084 --> 00:15:36,325 I'm gonna go tell Mom. 452 00:15:36,386 --> 00:15:38,752 -Uh... I'm gonna go. -See you around. 453 00:15:38,846 --> 00:15:40,254 Ugh, don't look at me like that. 454 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,681 Shh-shh-shh. He's coming. 455 00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:43,015 -Hi. -Hey, Gene. -Hey. 456 00:15:43,168 --> 00:15:45,184 -Hi. -What's happening? 457 00:15:45,261 --> 00:15:47,278 Did you guys all fart on my pillow or something? 458 00:15:47,430 --> 00:15:50,673 What? No. I did that one time. 459 00:15:50,692 --> 00:15:51,932 Okay, Gene, here's the thing. 460 00:15:52,010 --> 00:15:53,767 We got Courtney to invite you over today 461 00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:56,362 so we could make you... this. 462 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,105 -I wrapped it. No big deal. -Hmm? 463 00:15:58,199 --> 00:16:01,851 -We made you a tape Of Percy McTinsel-Bud. -Yeah. 464 00:16:01,944 --> 00:16:04,370 We sang all of your favorite Christmas songs 465 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,947 in the world, and we did all the instruments. 466 00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:09,709 Not with instruments but with our mouths. 467 00:16:09,861 --> 00:16:10,710 Uh-huh... 468 00:16:10,862 --> 00:16:11,544 And we didn't know all the words, 469 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:12,804 but you can barely tell. 470 00:16:12,955 --> 00:16:14,621 Unless you know all the words. Which you do. 471 00:16:14,790 --> 00:16:16,957 But we couldn't call you and ask you what they were 472 00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:18,217 'cause, surprise. (chuckles) 473 00:16:18,369 --> 00:16:20,870 Why don't you... play it? 474 00:16:20,963 --> 00:16:23,464 Right. Uh... okay. 475 00:16:23,632 --> 00:16:26,225 -♪ Percy McTinsel-Bud's... ♪ -No! 476 00:16:26,377 --> 00:16:27,968 I mean, uh, I love it. 477 00:16:28,062 --> 00:16:31,472 -You just shut off the tape player and yelled "No." -Yup. Mm-hmm. 478 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,991 -It was all Tina's idea. -What? 479 00:16:33,142 --> 00:16:34,975 I'm sorry. You guys worked so hard. 480 00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:36,995 Aah! First I destroy the last piece of precious 481 00:16:37,222 --> 00:16:39,388 musical history that should have been in whatever safe 482 00:16:39,482 --> 00:16:41,315 the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen have, 483 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,392 and then I make you guys feel bad about trying 484 00:16:43,411 --> 00:16:46,987 to do something nice. I just keep ruining Christmas! 485 00:16:47,081 --> 00:16:49,398 Oh, my Genie. What a Chris-mess. 486 00:16:49,417 --> 00:16:50,758 That gift wrapping, though, right? 487 00:16:55,073 --> 00:16:56,497 Aw, we were dumb to try to remake Gene's 488 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,924 favorite Christmas album. What are we, Moby? 489 00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,243 Should we go talk to him? 490 00:17:00,336 --> 00:17:02,245 Maybe we should just give him some space. 491 00:17:02,338 --> 00:17:05,081 Wait. Are we sure our tape isn't incredible? 492 00:17:05,099 --> 00:17:06,173 Don't answer that. 493 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:08,918 Oh, Percy McTinsel-Bud. 494 00:17:08,936 --> 00:17:10,677 You were the best thing about Christmas, 495 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,697 and now you're gone forever. 496 00:17:12,924 --> 00:17:13,990 Hey, Gene. 497 00:17:15,109 --> 00:17:17,593 -Want some tinsel? -Uh, sure. 498 00:17:17,612 --> 00:17:20,096 -So shiny. -Yeah. 499 00:17:20,114 --> 00:17:21,688 It just makes me want to... 500 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:25,359 ♪ Tinsel all through the night! ♪ 501 00:17:25,453 --> 00:17:27,937 God, you're amazing. I'm-I'm so sorry, Percy. 502 00:17:28,030 --> 00:17:31,365 I don't want you to be so sad about breaking the record, Gene. 503 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:34,293 Well, I am. I'm sadder than the teacup kitten 504 00:17:34,445 --> 00:17:36,387 who fell out of the teacup and couldn't get back in. 505 00:17:36,539 --> 00:17:38,464 What about the tape your family made? 506 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:39,891 I couldn't listen to it. 507 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,802 Them trying to redo that record is like trying to paint 508 00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,954 the Sistine Chapel with a bunch of gravy. 509 00:17:44,956 --> 00:17:47,548 How would it even stay up there? It would just drip on everybody. 510 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:50,793 I see what you mean about that gravy, but I actually think 511 00:17:50,795 --> 00:17:53,220 it's pretty great that they made that tape for you. 512 00:17:53,389 --> 00:17:55,815 Lots of songs are covers. Covers are cool. 513 00:17:55,967 --> 00:17:57,833 -They are? -Songs and blankets. 514 00:17:57,893 --> 00:18:00,636 Gene, for you, your family's version might not be 515 00:18:00,729 --> 00:18:03,973 your favorite version, but maybe someday you'll give the tape 516 00:18:03,991 --> 00:18:05,157 to your kids. 517 00:18:05,310 --> 00:18:06,642 And it'll be their favorite version, 518 00:18:06,661 --> 00:18:08,160 'cause it'll be the only one they know. 519 00:18:08,313 --> 00:18:10,404 And they can roll over on it and break it, 520 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,905 and then make their own tape. 521 00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:16,260 -The point is, the music keeps going. You dig? -Huh. 522 00:18:16,487 --> 00:18:18,596 Okay, I'm gonna head out. And don't worry about me. 523 00:18:18,747 --> 00:18:19,913 Back where I come from, 524 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,600 we're still keeping it funky and skunky. 525 00:18:22,827 --> 00:18:26,086 -Heaven? -No. The '70s! 526 00:18:26,164 --> 00:18:27,663 Bye, Percy. I love you. 527 00:18:27,756 --> 00:18:30,333 -(glass clinking) -We have gathered here today 528 00:18:30,467 --> 00:18:33,002 for neighborhood Secret Santa, baby. 529 00:18:33,004 --> 00:18:35,004 I just want to apologize in advance for mine. 530 00:18:35,022 --> 00:18:37,356 Bob, shush. Let's open our gifts! 531 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,450 Oh, who am I kidding? I just have to accept 532 00:18:39,602 --> 00:18:40,934 that I'm not good at gift wrapping. 533 00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:42,286 You don't have to wrap my present at all. 534 00:18:42,513 --> 00:18:43,770 Just make sure it's really big. 535 00:18:43,865 --> 00:18:45,289 Tina, if it makes you feel any better, 536 00:18:45,516 --> 00:18:47,032 I think "good" gift wrapping always seems 537 00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:48,517 so cold and impersonal. 538 00:18:48,519 --> 00:18:50,277 I'd much rather get a present wrapped like that. 539 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,446 It seems more thoughtful and interesting. 540 00:18:52,540 --> 00:18:54,039 Hey, thanks, Mike. And you should know. 541 00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:55,449 You've seen a lot of packages. 542 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,135 Because, you know, you're a mailman. 543 00:18:57,286 --> 00:18:58,711 Yeah. I am a mailman. 544 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,120 But that envelope probably seems 545 00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:01,864 pretty thoughtful, too, right? 546 00:19:01,883 --> 00:19:04,367 -Yeah. -Sorry, it's a gift card. 547 00:19:04,385 --> 00:19:06,144 -From the heart? -Hey, this is great. 548 00:19:06,295 --> 00:19:07,794 The Home Furnishings Superstore. 549 00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:10,648 I love home furnishings. And a superstore? (whistles) 550 00:19:10,799 --> 00:19:13,542 -Oh. Good. -Aw, Mike, thanks for the stamps! 551 00:19:13,636 --> 00:19:16,045 -How'd you know they were from me? -Just a lucky guess. 552 00:19:16,063 --> 00:19:17,804 Wait, Bob, what present did you get? 553 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:20,549 Uh, it's a note. "I got the car washed." 554 00:19:20,568 --> 00:19:23,161 -Oh. Is this from Linda? -Yeah, it is. 555 00:19:23,312 --> 00:19:25,721 -Thanks. This is perfect. -TEDDY: Perfect. 556 00:19:25,814 --> 00:19:26,980 Yeah. Great. 557 00:19:27,074 --> 00:19:29,149 -Teddy, open yours. -Fine. 558 00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:30,576 Oh... It's a-- 559 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,171 A little plaque that says "Teddy." For your, uh, stool. 560 00:19:33,398 --> 00:19:34,914 I figured since you have a favorite stool here, 561 00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:37,066 maybe Bob and Linda could put your name on it. 562 00:19:37,084 --> 00:19:38,751 -Aw. -Oh, uh, I-I don't think we... -Wow. 563 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:42,513 Mort, this is, like, the best gift anyone's ever gotten me. 564 00:19:42,665 --> 00:19:45,165 Now I feel bad about the calendar I got you. 565 00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:47,576 Pictures of old barns? I'm a total barn nut. 566 00:19:47,595 --> 00:19:51,080 Barns, bridges, I think they got some fences in there, too. 567 00:19:51,173 --> 00:19:52,857 Bob! A plaque for my stool. 568 00:19:53,008 --> 00:19:55,676 -Should we put it right here? -Uh, yeah, maybe. 569 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:58,679 Or, oh, uh, under the seat might be a good spot. 570 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,347 Like a fun, hidden thing? 571 00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:02,033 I love that, that's great. 572 00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:04,276 I love Secret Santa! 573 00:20:04,429 --> 00:20:06,871 -I'm gonna go get my tools in the truck. -(bell jingles) 574 00:20:07,022 --> 00:20:08,264 Oh, excuse me, elf. 575 00:20:08,357 --> 00:20:09,598 Aw, Genie, you came out of your room. 576 00:20:09,692 --> 00:20:11,951 And you're in your deejaying outfit. 577 00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:13,769 Mother, Father, sisters, 578 00:20:13,788 --> 00:20:16,047 I listened to the tape you made me. All of it. 579 00:20:16,198 --> 00:20:18,107 And it's really great. 580 00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:19,217 You don't have to say that. 581 00:20:19,368 --> 00:20:20,960 Yeah. Music's a lot harder to do 582 00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:22,111 when you're not good at it. 583 00:20:22,129 --> 00:20:23,054 We know that now. 584 00:20:23,205 --> 00:20:24,280 No! You did the right thing. 585 00:20:24,298 --> 00:20:25,723 The music isn't gone. 586 00:20:25,950 --> 00:20:27,950 This is Percy McTinsel-Bud now. 587 00:20:27,969 --> 00:20:30,119 It just needed a little, uh, touching up. 588 00:20:30,212 --> 00:20:31,378 And some major remixing. 589 00:20:31,472 --> 00:20:34,123 BELCHERS: ♪ Percy McTinsel-Bud's ♪ 590 00:20:34,216 --> 00:20:36,049 ♪ Tinsel Machine ♪ 591 00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,977 (Gene vocalizing) 592 00:20:38,129 --> 00:20:39,128 ♪ Percy... ♪ 593 00:20:39,221 --> 00:20:40,238 (overlapping vocals) 594 00:20:40,389 --> 00:20:42,314 -Wow. -Whoa. -Nice. 595 00:20:42,467 --> 00:20:45,058 All right! My Christmas DJ is back! 596 00:20:45,152 --> 00:20:46,226 Yeah, he is, baby. 597 00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:47,227 So how about Christmas music 598 00:20:47,321 --> 00:20:49,080 all day in the restaurant? 599 00:20:49,231 --> 00:20:50,564 BOB: Oh. Good. 600 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,917 You know, I kinda like the way it looks. 601 00:20:53,144 --> 00:20:54,159 I miss the reindeer, though. 602 00:20:54,312 --> 00:20:56,145 Dad, let's go get the reindeer. 603 00:20:56,238 --> 00:20:59,498 Yeah! Santa can have as many reindeers as he friggin' wants! 604 00:20:59,650 --> 00:21:01,074 (Gene vocalizing) 605 00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:04,003 ♪ Percy McTinsel-Bud's Tinsel Machine ♪ 606 00:21:04,155 --> 00:21:08,099 -♪ The greatest guy around ♪ -♪ It makes us tinsel if you know what I mean ♪ 607 00:21:08,175 --> 00:21:11,585 -♪ Percy McTinsel-Bud ♪ -♪ He hangs it everywhere, he lets it all hang out ♪ 608 00:21:11,679 --> 00:21:15,498 -♪ He's coming to your town ♪ -♪ To make your Christmas shine beyond a doubt, yeah ♪ 609 00:21:15,516 --> 00:21:17,441 -♪ He's got that tinsel ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪ 610 00:21:17,593 --> 00:21:19,259 ♪ At Christmastime ♪ 611 00:21:19,353 --> 00:21:24,931 ♪ You know he's gonna a-make it shine... ♪ 612 00:21:25,026 --> 00:21:29,287 ♪ Yeah, to make your Christmas shine beyond a doubt, yeah ♪ 613 00:21:29,438 --> 00:21:32,290 PERCY: ♪ Yeah, my tinsel. ♪ 614 00:21:32,366 --> 00:21:33,457 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 615 00:21:33,609 --> 00:21:34,750 and TOYOTA.