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(Linda grunting)
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-Ugh, so filthy.
-Us or the house?
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-Both, kind of. No offense.
-None taken. Oops.
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Listen, don't forget, we got
to keep the apartment clean
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for when Violet comes.
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Who's Violet, again?
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The woman who wrote us
that letter,
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who grew up in the apartment.
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She's coming over this afternoon
to see the old place.
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She's gonna be disappointed
when she remembers it's this.
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Dad, can you take another bite,
but this time, look more alive?
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-Huh?
-It's for my photography class
assignment.
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-The theme is life.
-Why is me eating eggs life?
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Um, because it's due today
and I kind of waited
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till the last minute, so smile?
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-Hmm.
-Thattagirl.
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I mean, I'm not
totally confident
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with the school camera.
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A lot of the pictures
I take are kind of blurry--
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sometimes a lot blurry--
but at least I don't skip class
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-like everyone else.
-Oh.
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And by "everyone," I mean Tammy,
Jimmy Jr., Jocelyn and Zeke.
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Ah, the teenage pubin'
ninja turtles.
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Yeah, they sneak off
during class and get slushies
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at the convenience store
down the street.
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And then they hang out
at an abandoned house
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that's partly demolished.
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They call it Half House.
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I've never gone with them,
but it sounds great.
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Counterpoint: sounds terrible.
Except for the slushies part.
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We used to skip school and go
to the dried-up sewer tunnel.
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It smelled a little,
but it was fun.
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But you shouldn't skip.
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No, I know. I don't skip class.
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But I feel like I miss out
on all the fun.
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Well, you probably miss out
on a lot of tetanus.
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Hey, T, take a picture of this.
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I'm Glenn Toast. (babbles)
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Gene! You're getting crumbs
all over the floor.
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Sorry. It's for art.
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TAMMY:
Oh, my God.
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Half House was so fun yesterday.
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Remember when some
of the ceiling fell down
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and we pretended we were
putting in a skylight?
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Yeah.
So much natural light.
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(sighs) I wouldn't mind
seeing natural light.
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Hey, have you guys noticed
Mr. Branca's been mopping
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that same spot
for a really long time?
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GENE:
Maybe he's lost in thought,
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remembering all the tricky
spills he's cleaned up.
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-And all the spills
that got away.
-Oh...
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Oops, it rolled over there.
You better go get it.
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-Odd.
-Yeah. Why does he hate
pencils so much?
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Because they taunt you with
their delicious-looking erasers
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that actually
don't taste that good?
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And here's the living room
that always looks this clean.
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Oh, my goodness.
It's just like I remembered.
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-The wall?
-The whole room.
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Except we had
the couch over there,
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'cause it just made
the most sense.
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But the couch over there
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-is what you did.
-Oh. Uh-huh.
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So in your letter,
you mentioned you're in town
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for your mom's 90th birthday?
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Yep. We've got
a big family party planned.
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All the cousins are coming.
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Ooh, fun. Kissing cousins,
maybe? Right?
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No.
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-Right, right. Yuck.
-Could I look at my old room?
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Of course.
Just don't look under the bed.
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Not because
anyone stuffed a bunch
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of dirty clothes under there.
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DE SANTO:
So you got the close-up,
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the medium shot
and my favorite,
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the long shot.
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This is the one
that came in very handy
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in my work
as a private investigator.
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Caught a lot of dirty dogs
with the long shot.
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-Did I mention
I used to be a P.I.?
-ALL: Yes.
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Okay, remember, the photography
show is this Friday,
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and the theme is
different perspectives.
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Can I use this picture
of Jocelyn
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I just took on my phone
for the show?
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No, no cell phone pictures.
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This is a film photography
class.
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Like it's been since I gave you
the film cameras to use.
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-And all that film?
-(groans)
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And no slacking off
for this show, people.
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Look, I know I'm a fun teacher.
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Everyone wants to take
De Santo's class.
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"He's an authority figure
but he's also cool."
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ZEKE:
Yeah, you are.
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(tongue clicks)
But you know what's not cool?
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Slacking off, like some of you
have been doing.
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Not you, Susmita.
You're nailing it.
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Yeah, I was gonna say.
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So step it up,
because right now,
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it looks like a lot of you
are riding the D train.
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Oh, no. Mr. De Santo,
how do we know
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if we're currently
on the D train?
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When I hand you back your work
and it usually has D's on it,
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that's a pretty good sign.
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Oh, yeah,
that's sounding familiar.
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Okay, go explore
and take some pictures.
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I'll see you here
before the bell rings.
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(groans) I don't want
to get stuck on the D train.
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Oh, no! It broke.
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You can just screw it back on.
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Oh, cool trick.
Thanks, Susmita.
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It's not really a trick.
It's just how cameras work.
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Right, right.
Wink.
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Thanks, Bob.
I mean, it's not
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how Linda pours coffee--
you know, with a little flair--
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-but it's fine.
-Sorry, Teddy.
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Geez, Linda's been upstairs
for a while.
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I mean, how long
does it take for someone
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to look at our apartment?
It's not that big.
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-Oh, there they are.
-Bob, come here and meet Violet.
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-She's leaving.
-Linda, Bob poured
the coffee weird.
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-What?
-I-I'll tell you
when you come in.
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Bob, Violet says this place
used to be a donut shop.
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-Did we know that?
-I don't think so.
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It always smelled
so good out here.
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And now it smells...
(inhales sharply)
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So, I should get going.
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-Oh.
-Thank you both
for letting me come.
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Of course.
You come back anytime, okay?
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-All right, bye.
-Bye.
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O-Our place smells okay, right?
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(sniffs)
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
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TINA:
Wow, so that was
some heavy-duty stuff
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about us needing
to step it up in class.
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Maybe no one should ditch
and we should all just have fun
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doing our photography
schoolwork?
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Nah. We're still
getting slushies
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-and going to Half House.
-Yeah.
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I want to play Is That
Gonna Give Me a Splinter?
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I love that game.
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Except that time I got
a really bad splinter.
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But, guys, I mean,
I'm pretty sure none of us
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can afford to get a D
in this class, right?
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Eh, I'm getting A's and B's
in all my other classes.
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One D is not gonna pee
on my GPA.
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-Me, too.
-Same.
-Yeah.
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Wait, you guys are all
getting A's and B's?
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Even you, Jocelyn?
I mean, you, too, Jocelyn?
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-Yeah. I'm brainy.
-Come on, you guys.
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Let's get in touch
with some slush.
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Have fun.
(chuckles)
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(sighs)
Look at them go.
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They're gonna have
the best time.
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How the hell is Jocelyn
getting A's and B's?
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-Hey, Tina.
-Aah!
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Sorry to interrupt you doing
whatever it is you're doing.
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-Wait, why are you here?
-I was in study hall
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and I saw you out here
so I got a bathroom pass.
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Listen, I got a Branca update.
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Hey, I saw you guys talking,
so I told Coach Blevins
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that I lost a ball over here
'cause I kicked it so hard.
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-I'm a jock.
-So, guess who's still mopping
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the same spot.
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-Mr. Branca.
-Interesting.
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Maybe he's a robot
and got stuck in a mop loop?
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-(grunts)
-Oh, sorry,
I'm in the photo zone.
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-You know what I mean.
-Oh, yeah. Totally.
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Well, I guess I should
take some pictures, too.
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Of different perspectives.
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Is that why you're holding
your camera upside down?
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What? Dang it.
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Susmita, how are you so good
at this stuff?
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Tina, if you want, I can show
you some photography basics.
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-Really?
-Yeah, I mean,
turning the camera
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the right way
gets you halfway there.
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-Sort of.
-Right. Halfway.
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Half. Half House.
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-(laughter)
-This is the most fun
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I've had in my whole life!
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-SUSMITA: Tina?
-Huh? Yeah?
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You ready to take some pictures?
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Uh, yes, so slush.
I mean so much.
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I mean, yay.
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So, how was everyone's day
at school?
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Anyone pass any fun notes
during class?
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Give Mama the gossip.
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Well, let's see.
Mr. Branca's brain broke
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and he mopped
the same spot all day.
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Also, I kicked a ball
really hard in P.E.
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-No, I didn't.
-Tina, what about you?
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How did my egg picture work out?
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-Everybody see life in it?
-I don't know. You tell me.
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-BOB: It's good.
-It's blurry.
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They're all blurry.
And apparently you can get a D
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in photography class
when you take pictures
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that aren't "in focus."
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So now Susmita's helping me.
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Aw, that's the one you took
of everyone watching TV.
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You're not in it,
but you can't tell
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'cause everyone's
kind of blobby.
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-I'm putting this one
on the fridge.
-(phone chimes)
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Oh, I just got a text
from Violet.
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She wants to come tomorrow
and bring her brother.
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Huh, I'm surprised
she wants to come back.
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Well, y-you did say
"Come back any time."
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So maybe, not that surprising?
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Oh, boy.
I got to clean again.
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No one get anything
on the floor.
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In fact, let's eat
over the toilet
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so we can flush away the crumbs.
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-Yay!
-Wait, wait, never mind.
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-Bad idea, bad idea.
-Too late, I'm doing it.
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SUSMITA:
So that looks like
a leaf, right?
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Yeah. Wait is this
a trick question?
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But look what happens
when you go in really close.
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TINA:
Oh, cool. It's like
I'm on an airplane
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looking down
at a really neat ground.
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I'd call that perspective
a little different, right?
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Yeah, sure, sure.
Oh, hey, guys.
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Later, tater.
It's ditching hour.
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I'm gonna stay here.
You know, like I usually do.
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Oh, they're already gone.
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Um, do you want to take
some pictures?
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What? Uh, sure.
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Maybe I'll take some pictures
of this fence.
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-Lens cap.
-Huh? Who's Len Scap?
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No, your lens cap is on.
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Oh, whoops.
Good eye, Susmita, good eye.
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I can't stay long.
I got to get back to P.E.
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and hopefully not get hit
too hard in my pee place
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-with a dodgeball.
-Shh.
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Look, there's Branca,
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buffing the cleanest spot
in school.
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Come on. Let's go get
the download-ian
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from that custodian.
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Keep moving.
I'm buffing here.
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Speaking of, Mr. Branca,
seems like you've been cleaning
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this same spot
for the past two days.
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Hey, I don't come
to your classroom
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and tell you how to do
your algebras, do I?
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-I mean, I wish you would.
-Wait, did we get
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a new Wagstaff Whaler
model ship thingy?
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Ring, ring, ring.
That's the bell.
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You got to go.
Bye-bye.
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Aah! If you're hinting
for us to leave,
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you're not being
very subtle about it, FYI.
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-I'm back!
-Lin! Bob and I
missed you so much.
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Yeah.
You were gone a long time.
248
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I know, I know,
but Violet and her brother
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were telling me stories
about when they were little.
250
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We were laughing
and looking around the place.
251
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Oh, and they saw
your underwear drawer.
252
00:08:40,169 --> 00:08:42,020
-I'm sorry, it just happened.
-Uh, okay.
253
00:08:42,247 --> 00:08:45,006
Well, it's nice that Violet
got to see the apartment, again,
254
00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:46,416
but I'm glad you're back.
255
00:08:46,509 --> 00:08:49,343
I mean, I kind of miss
when both of us worked here.
256
00:08:49,437 --> 00:08:52,179
-Yeah, yeah, uh...
-Oh, no. What?
257
00:08:52,274 --> 00:08:53,923
They're coming back tomorrow
and bringing a lot of cousins.
258
00:08:53,942 --> 00:08:56,017
-They're coming again?
-Their whole family's in town
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for their mom's 90th,
and they want to see
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-the apartment, too.
-Hey, Lin, I have an idea.
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What if I go upstairs
with them tomorrow
262
00:09:01,783 --> 00:09:04,117
and you stay down here,
and it'll be a short visit
263
00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:06,044
'cause I'm not that good
at talking to people
264
00:09:06,271 --> 00:09:08,046
and they'll get uncomfortable
and leave?
265
00:09:08,197 --> 00:09:09,881
Aw, sweetie, people don't get
266
00:09:10,033 --> 00:09:11,608
that uncomfortable
talking to you.
267
00:09:11,626 --> 00:09:13,777
-Eh...
-I promise I'll keep it short.
268
00:09:13,795 --> 00:09:16,721
Oh, and don't use the bathroom
upstairs until then, okay?
269
00:09:16,873 --> 00:09:17,964
Oh, my God.
270
00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:19,282
DE SANTO:
All right, people.
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So, as a former P.I.,
I notice things.
272
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For instance, I just noticed
something in my garbage can.
273
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Four empty slushie cups.
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00:09:26,641 --> 00:09:28,900
This makes me suspect
that some of you have been
275
00:09:29,127 --> 00:09:30,902
leaving school
during class time.
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00:09:31,129 --> 00:09:32,812
What?
Nobody's leaving school.
277
00:09:32,964 --> 00:09:35,131
But if someone
was leaving school,
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00:09:35,150 --> 00:09:36,390
would that even be a problem?
279
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I mean, 'cause this
is such an understanding,
280
00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:40,303
super cool, relaxed vibe
kind of class.
281
00:09:40,396 --> 00:09:42,581
Thank you, it is. But if you
were leaving school grounds
282
00:09:42,732 --> 00:09:44,082
during this cool class,
283
00:09:44,159 --> 00:09:46,067
I'd have to send you
to the principal's office,
284
00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,327
and you could be suspended.
285
00:09:47,479 --> 00:09:49,087
-Oh.
-Oh, my God.
-(bell rings)
286
00:09:49,314 --> 00:09:50,814
Looks like those little ditches
are gonna have
287
00:09:50,832 --> 00:09:51,981
-to ditch the ditching.
-Huh?
288
00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,240
Nothing.
Should we hit the darkroom?
289
00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:55,318
I brought a flashlight.
Just kidding.
290
00:09:55,337 --> 00:09:57,987
I know that ruins pictures.
I mean, I know that now.
291
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♪ Pictures ♪
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♪ Taking pictures ♪
293
00:10:02,085 --> 00:10:05,011
♪ Where is Linda? ♪
294
00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:06,587
♪ Take more pictures ♪
295
00:10:06,607 --> 00:10:08,681
♪ Try to focus,
pictures, pictures ♪
296
00:10:08,834 --> 00:10:10,091
♪ Take more pictures ♪
297
00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,093
♪ Click, click, camera, click ♪
298
00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:15,004
♪ Trying to solve
a really weird mystery ♪
299
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♪ Pictures. ♪
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00:10:16,432 --> 00:10:18,007
TINA:
(groans) The photography show
301
00:10:18,026 --> 00:10:19,433
is tonight
and I'm still not sure
302
00:10:19,527 --> 00:10:21,268
which picture I should use.
I mean, this one's
303
00:10:21,363 --> 00:10:23,622
too blurry, that one's too dark,
that one is dark and blurry.
304
00:10:23,849 --> 00:10:25,957
-Tina, that one's pretty good.
-Really?
305
00:10:26,109 --> 00:10:28,201
TINA:
The picture I took of Tammy
and all those guys ditching?
306
00:10:28,353 --> 00:10:30,186
And not at all because I was
super jealous of them ditching?
307
00:10:30,279 --> 00:10:33,189
Yeah. The fence against
the blurry background, it's...
308
00:10:33,282 --> 00:10:36,376
-Did you mean to do that?
-Oh, uh, yeah?
309
00:10:36,528 --> 00:10:38,970
I think this one is gonna
get you off the D train.
310
00:10:39,163 --> 00:10:41,197
-(gasps) You think?
-D, for "definitely."
311
00:10:41,366 --> 00:10:43,958
I mean, you can't
really tell who they are.
312
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,644
Yeah, they're all blurry blobs.
313
00:10:45,871 --> 00:10:47,036
So I can use this in the show.
314
00:10:47,130 --> 00:10:48,146
It really is my best picture.
315
00:10:48,297 --> 00:10:50,056
Yeah, it is.
Let that puppy dry out
316
00:10:50,208 --> 00:10:52,725
and get ready to get
an average grade in this class.
317
00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:54,394
Um, I don't think so.
318
00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:56,988
-(gasps) Tammy.
-You can go ahead
and drown that puppy,
319
00:10:57,215 --> 00:10:59,048
because you are not
using it in the show.
320
00:10:59,067 --> 00:11:00,733
I'm sorry I said that thing
about drowning puppies.
321
00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:02,494
Susmita's the one who brought
up puppies. It's her fault.
322
00:11:07,150 --> 00:11:08,391
No, Tina, you can't use
that photo in the show.
323
00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:10,484
I'm in it, and I don't
give you permission,
324
00:11:10,578 --> 00:11:12,912
I'm not signing a release
and I will sue your boobs off.
325
00:11:12,989 --> 00:11:14,414
It's not of you.
It's of a fence.
326
00:11:14,566 --> 00:11:16,007
A-And it's the only picture
I took
327
00:11:16,234 --> 00:11:17,233
that's good enough for the show.
328
00:11:17,402 --> 00:11:18,843
Well, then, crop me out of it.
329
00:11:18,995 --> 00:11:20,253
You can't really be cropped out.
330
00:11:20,405 --> 00:11:22,347
-You're in the middle.
-Sorry, can't use it.
331
00:11:22,574 --> 00:11:24,849
-But I really...
-Tina, I can't get
suspended for ditching.
332
00:11:25,001 --> 00:11:26,242
My parents are gonna
let me visit
333
00:11:26,335 --> 00:11:27,410
my cousin in Greece this summer.
334
00:11:27,429 --> 00:11:30,188
BFOG.
Boys From Other Greece, Tina.
335
00:11:30,415 --> 00:11:32,916
And if I get suspended, there's
no way they'll let me go.
336
00:11:32,934 --> 00:11:35,935
-Hey, girls.
-Oh, hey, Mr. De Santo.
337
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,344
I got to step out
for a few minutes.
338
00:11:37,439 --> 00:11:39,255
The new blazers for
the debate team just arrived,
339
00:11:39,274 --> 00:11:42,258
and apparently the shoulder pads
are out of control.
340
00:11:42,277 --> 00:11:43,702
Leave any pictures
for the photography show
341
00:11:43,853 --> 00:11:45,019
on that shelf over there.
342
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,429
I'm gonna put them up in a bit.
343
00:11:46,448 --> 00:11:48,114
-Okay.
-Got it.
-Mine's already there.
344
00:11:48,266 --> 00:11:51,192
Sorry, Tammy, but I really think
I got to use this picture.
345
00:11:51,286 --> 00:11:53,194
Hmm, you know what?
I'm looking at it again,
346
00:11:53,288 --> 00:11:54,879
and you're right,
you can hardly tell
347
00:11:55,031 --> 00:11:56,363
that beautiful person is me.
348
00:11:56,458 --> 00:11:58,775
Wait, so does that mean
you're okay if I use it?
349
00:11:58,793 --> 00:12:00,276
-Yeah. It's fine.
-Really?
350
00:12:00,295 --> 00:12:02,203
Yeah.
Hey, I just got an idea.
351
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:05,206
Let's get after-school slushies
and go to Half House.
352
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,875
After-school slushies
and after-school Half House?
353
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,543
Okay, that's legal.
Susmita, you coming?
354
00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:12,213
Eh, I was gonna stay here
and do some more developing.
355
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,140
Oh, Susmita, you have to come.
356
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,291
Um, why?
357
00:12:15,310 --> 00:12:16,735
Uh, because
you're gonna love it.
358
00:12:16,886 --> 00:12:19,237
Put the school work down for
once and let loose, you goose.
359
00:12:19,314 --> 00:12:21,314
Yeah, come, Susmita.
It'll be fun, I assume.
360
00:12:21,466 --> 00:12:23,742
(chanting):
Come with us. We'll have fun.
361
00:12:23,969 --> 00:12:26,077
Come with us.
We'll have fun.
362
00:12:26,229 --> 00:12:27,971
At the house wh...
Oh.
363
00:12:28,064 --> 00:12:30,231
-Okay, I'll come.
-Mm-kay, great.
364
00:12:30,325 --> 00:12:32,066
So, you think there's gonna
be broken glass there?
365
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,235
-If we're lucky.
-Oh, I just remembered
366
00:12:34,329 --> 00:12:36,070
I have to do this one thing
that I forgot I had to do
367
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,647
and I really have to do it,
368
00:12:37,665 --> 00:12:40,817
but you guys go ahead and
I'll meet up with you in a bit.
369
00:12:40,910 --> 00:12:42,986
-Okay.
-Go, go, go.
370
00:12:43,079 --> 00:12:44,320
They sell out of
the red slushies sometimes,
371
00:12:44,339 --> 00:12:46,005
and the red slushies
are the best.
372
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,690
Come on, Susmita.
We half to go.
373
00:12:47,692 --> 00:12:49,492
-Get it? Like Half House.
-Yeah, I get it.
374
00:12:49,511 --> 00:12:51,603
See?
We're already halfing fun.
375
00:12:51,754 --> 00:12:53,087
Okay, I'll stop.
376
00:12:53,181 --> 00:12:55,607
Oh, you're Violet's
cousin Lewis.
377
00:12:55,716 --> 00:12:57,091
I've heard so much about you.
378
00:12:57,185 --> 00:12:58,351
(low): Did you pass
the kidney stones yet?
379
00:12:58,503 --> 00:13:00,779
-Uh, working on it.
-Oh, good for you.
380
00:13:00,930 --> 00:13:02,113
Look at this picture.
381
00:13:02,265 --> 00:13:03,673
Doesn't this remind you
of the one we took
382
00:13:03,691 --> 00:13:05,266
when we were kids?
383
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,026
You know, from Thanksgiving
when Victor was showing us
384
00:13:07,178 --> 00:13:08,953
his juggling and he hit
Mom's boob with an orange?
385
00:13:09,030 --> 00:13:10,530
-Aw.
-Oh, yeah.
386
00:13:10,682 --> 00:13:12,606
Except the couch was
on the other side of the room.
387
00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:14,517
And for the record, that was
my first time juggling oranges.
388
00:13:14,536 --> 00:13:17,203
-And Mom's boob was fine.
-Hey, you know what?
389
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,464
Everybody from that picture
is here right now.
390
00:13:19,615 --> 00:13:22,783
-Except Mom.
-(gasps) You know
what you should do?
391
00:13:22,877 --> 00:13:24,302
Recreate your family photo.
392
00:13:24,412 --> 00:13:25,970
Like that guy
on the Internet did
393
00:13:26,197 --> 00:13:28,714
where he wore a onesie
and he sat on his dad's lap.
394
00:13:28,867 --> 00:13:29,882
Ooh, that's a great idea.
395
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:32,035
We could get Mom
and bring her here.
396
00:13:32,128 --> 00:13:34,370
Linda, would it be okay
if we moved the couch?
397
00:13:34,463 --> 00:13:36,463
Just shift it a little bit
across the room.
398
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,875
-Just for the picture.
-Oh, yeah, we got to move
the couch.
399
00:13:38,968 --> 00:13:40,376
You guys go ahead,
and I'm gonna text Bob
400
00:13:40,469 --> 00:13:41,986
and tell him I'll be up here
a little longer.
401
00:13:42,138 --> 00:13:44,638
"Coming back soon.
402
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:46,157
Doing a quick thing first."
403
00:13:46,384 --> 00:13:47,826
VICTOR:
We'd have to move the TV, too.
404
00:13:47,977 --> 00:13:50,644
-And the coffee table.
-Yeah, yeah.
405
00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:51,888
"Lin. Please no."
406
00:13:51,981 --> 00:13:54,907
"It'll just take
a few minutes to an hour.
407
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:59,170
Love, your great wife,
who you love, Linda."
408
00:13:59,397 --> 00:14:00,171
And send.
409
00:14:00,323 --> 00:14:01,673
JIMMY JR.:
Look! Tina!
410
00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:03,174
You can see the toilet
from the living room,
411
00:14:03,401 --> 00:14:05,343
and I can see you when
I'm sitting on the toilet.
412
00:14:05,494 --> 00:14:08,237
-Now, that's an open floor plan.
-That's, uh, great.
413
00:14:08,331 --> 00:14:11,516
-This is uh, all really great.
-Tammy's taking a long time,
414
00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:13,242
so I'm gonna take a sip
of her slushie.
415
00:14:13,261 --> 00:14:15,094
-Don't tell.
-Where is Tammy?
416
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,188
She said she was gonna go
to the darkroom for some reason.
417
00:14:17,340 --> 00:14:19,023
And she said something
about a negative,
418
00:14:19,175 --> 00:14:21,860
and I was like,
"Just be positive, girl."
419
00:14:22,011 --> 00:14:23,920
(gasps) I knew
she was up to something.
420
00:14:23,938 --> 00:14:25,605
Tina, I bet she went back
to the darkroom
421
00:14:25,757 --> 00:14:28,091
-to mess up your picture.
-(gasps) Oh, my God.
422
00:14:28,184 --> 00:14:29,425
-I got to go.
-I'm coming with you.
423
00:14:29,518 --> 00:14:32,519
Uh, bye. Half House
is a whole lot of fun
424
00:14:32,688 --> 00:14:34,122
and not boring at all.
425
00:14:34,782 --> 00:14:35,765
(scraping, thudding)
426
00:14:35,858 --> 00:14:37,283
Ah. Whoa, what was that?
427
00:14:37,435 --> 00:14:39,193
You guys having a thunderstorm
in your apartment?
428
00:14:39,362 --> 00:14:42,288
It doesn't sound good,
whatever it is.
429
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,031
(sighs) Okay, I'm gonna
find out what's happening,
430
00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:45,458
and if I can make it stop.
431
00:14:45,610 --> 00:14:47,218
Teddy, do you mind
if I lock you in?
432
00:14:47,370 --> 00:14:49,112
What? Now you're going
upstairs, too?
433
00:14:49,130 --> 00:14:50,947
No, no, no.
Just eat your burger
434
00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:51,964
and I'll be right back down.
435
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:55,284
Uh, okay. I can do that.
Like this?
436
00:14:55,378 --> 00:14:57,637
Teddy, just eat the burger
the way you normally eat it
437
00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:58,804
and I'll be right back.
438
00:14:58,973 --> 00:15:01,140
Uh, Linda?
W-What's going on?
439
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,959
We're recreating
the old living room
440
00:15:02,977 --> 00:15:05,795
so they can recreate a family
photo that was very funny.
441
00:15:05,813 --> 00:15:07,313
And Violet's mom
is on her way here.
442
00:15:07,465 --> 00:15:09,223
And they're gonna surprise her
for her 90th birthday.
443
00:15:09,317 --> 00:15:10,983
And it's great
and you're totally on board.
444
00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:12,301
Thanks for letting us
do this, Bob.
445
00:15:12,395 --> 00:15:14,061
You're gonna make my mom's
birthday so special.
446
00:15:14,155 --> 00:15:15,972
Also, doesn't the couch
look better over there?
447
00:15:16,065 --> 00:15:17,916
I think it does.
Isn't it great?
448
00:15:18,067 --> 00:15:19,809
Look at that couch
where it's meant to be.
449
00:15:19,827 --> 00:15:22,236
Oh, I love all of this so much.
450
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,497
Okay, well, I guess
I'll go back downstairs
451
00:15:24,649 --> 00:15:26,907
and you guys
will keep doing this.
452
00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:28,484
Mom's here.
Victor's bringing her up.
453
00:15:28,577 --> 00:15:30,411
-Everyone, hide!
-Okay, good luck.
454
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,912
Wait, Bob,
you can't go down yet.
455
00:15:32,006 --> 00:15:33,097
You'll ruin the surprise.
456
00:15:33,249 --> 00:15:35,082
But her mom
doesn't even know who I am.
457
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,267
(shushes)
She's coming.
458
00:15:36,419 --> 00:15:37,751
But Teddy's alone
in the restaurant
459
00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:39,162
and you know I can't crouch.
460
00:15:39,255 --> 00:15:42,106
-S-Shush.
-Ow, I hate crouching. (groans)
461
00:15:42,183 --> 00:15:44,943
Well, this is Branca's
favorite spot, but no Branca.
462
00:15:45,094 --> 00:15:46,778
I thought our plan of spying
on him after school
463
00:15:46,854 --> 00:15:49,096
when there were no kids around
was a good one, but where is he?
464
00:15:49,190 --> 00:15:51,449
I don't know,
but this floor is really clean.
465
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:52,933
Oops, not anymore.
466
00:15:53,011 --> 00:15:54,844
The Whaler ship
definitely looks different.
467
00:15:54,862 --> 00:15:56,955
Hmm.
I'm not great with ships.
468
00:15:57,106 --> 00:15:59,031
I know the cloth things
are called boat flaps.
469
00:15:59,184 --> 00:16:01,275
-(Branca moans)
-Wait, shh. Do you hear that?
470
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,610
BRANCA:
Come on, glue. Be more sticky.
471
00:16:03,705 --> 00:16:05,964
-What's he doing?
-Gene, don't lean on me. Whoa!
472
00:16:06,191 --> 00:16:07,281
-(shouts)
-Who's there?
473
00:16:07,358 --> 00:16:09,375
What? This isn't
the after-school program
474
00:16:09,527 --> 00:16:11,118
for gifted
and talented children.
475
00:16:11,212 --> 00:16:13,362
Wait a minute, is that
the Wagstaff Whaler ship?
476
00:16:13,456 --> 00:16:17,976
No, this is a-a cleaning device
shaped like a ship.
477
00:16:18,127 --> 00:16:19,702
It's from Sweden.
478
00:16:19,795 --> 00:16:21,537
-Ooh.
-Uh-huh.
-Uh, fine.
479
00:16:21,556 --> 00:16:25,391
This is the Wagstaff's
precious Whaler model ship.
480
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,967
Then what's the ship
in the case?
481
00:16:27,061 --> 00:16:29,153
It's a decoy ship
I put in there.
482
00:16:29,380 --> 00:16:31,472
I was cleaning the Whaler's case
a few days ago
483
00:16:31,566 --> 00:16:34,217
and it accidentally
dropped on the floor.
484
00:16:34,310 --> 00:16:38,145
Some of its little pieces broke
and I-I'm repairing it.
485
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:39,739
Why didn't you just
tell people what happened
486
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,666
instead of mopping
everyone away?
487
00:16:41,817 --> 00:16:43,001
Are you kidding me?
488
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:44,744
Have you seen the way
the principal looks at it?
489
00:16:44,896 --> 00:16:46,395
It's his pride and joy.
490
00:16:46,414 --> 00:16:47,839
So, this is your plan?
491
00:16:47,990 --> 00:16:49,841
You're rebuilding it and then
you're gonna switch it back?
492
00:16:49,992 --> 00:16:51,843
Yes.
It's a good plan.
493
00:16:52,070 --> 00:16:53,569
I mean, it looks
a little different,
494
00:16:53,662 --> 00:16:55,404
but all the right pieces
are there.
495
00:16:55,498 --> 00:16:57,015
Mr. Branca, you little rascal.
496
00:16:57,166 --> 00:16:58,832
This is the most work
anyone's ever put
497
00:16:58,926 --> 00:17:00,351
into anything at this school.
498
00:17:00,503 --> 00:17:02,669
-I know.
-Hey, your secret's safe
with us.
499
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,096
Yeah.
We can swap secrets.
500
00:17:04,249 --> 00:17:07,099
Mine is that I'm not the best
at keeping secrets.
501
00:17:07,252 --> 00:17:09,009
(both panting)
502
00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:10,753
Tina, we found out
what's up with Branca.
503
00:17:10,772 --> 00:17:12,513
Can't talk.
I think Tammy's in the darkroom
504
00:17:12,607 --> 00:17:14,757
destroying the negative
of the only good picture
505
00:17:14,850 --> 00:17:16,259
-I've ever taken.
-What?
506
00:17:16,427 --> 00:17:17,443
We're coming.
Come on, Gene.
507
00:17:17,595 --> 00:17:20,079
(grunting)
And I'm out of breath.
508
00:17:21,099 --> 00:17:22,874
-Tammy, no!
-Tina, I'm sorry,
509
00:17:23,101 --> 00:17:24,617
-but you left me no choice.
-Oh, my God.
510
00:17:24,769 --> 00:17:26,127
At least she said sorry?
511
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,275
Tammy, I can't believe
you did that!
512
00:17:32,368 --> 00:17:33,776
I had to cut up your picture
and the negative, Tina,
513
00:17:33,795 --> 00:17:35,778
which took me a really long time
to find, by the way.
514
00:17:35,797 --> 00:17:37,221
Negatives are so small.
515
00:17:37,298 --> 00:17:39,799
Ugh, Tammy,
that was my best picture.
516
00:17:39,951 --> 00:17:41,617
I can't get suspended, Tina.
517
00:17:41,636 --> 00:17:43,377
My parents would kill me,
which means I wouldn't be able
518
00:17:43,471 --> 00:17:46,289
to go to Greece,
with Greek BFOG boys, remember?
519
00:17:46,307 --> 00:17:48,291
Ugh!
Think about what's important.
520
00:17:48,309 --> 00:17:50,068
Tina, you want us
to mess her up?
521
00:17:50,295 --> 00:17:52,052
Lock the door and make her
eat the negative?
522
00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:54,555
And maybe some of us take
a taste, too? Just to see?
523
00:17:54,649 --> 00:17:57,483
Okay, I'm gonna go 'cause it's
feeling kind of hostile in here.
524
00:17:57,635 --> 00:17:59,393
And I'm leaving and goodbye.
Have a good show.
525
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:00,727
Aah!
Tammy.
526
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:03,247
Okay, Mom, hold your boob
like you just got hit
527
00:18:03,399 --> 00:18:05,566
-with an orange.
-Like this, Ma. There you go.
528
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:08,327
-Good.
Now, everyone look surprised.
-(shutter clicks)
529
00:18:08,479 --> 00:18:10,571
Beautiful.
Look at that.
530
00:18:10,665 --> 00:18:11,738
ALL:
Aw.
531
00:18:11,833 --> 00:18:13,591
What a wonderful birthday.
532
00:18:13,818 --> 00:18:16,168
-We used to live here.
-That's right, Ma.
533
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,321
Well, we kept it clean
when we were here, though.
534
00:18:18,414 --> 00:18:21,432
-Okay.
-They really let
this place go, huh?
535
00:18:21,584 --> 00:18:23,159
Oh, you're fun.
536
00:18:23,252 --> 00:18:24,918
Linda's back. Bob,
537
00:18:25,012 --> 00:18:26,420
-Linda's back.
-I know, Teddy.
538
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,681
-I see her.
-Violet and her family left.
539
00:18:28,833 --> 00:18:30,441
So, we'll see them tomorrow?
540
00:18:30,668 --> 00:18:32,426
When they come and repaint,
I'm guessing?
541
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:35,279
No, I don't think so.
It's just so sweet.
542
00:18:35,431 --> 00:18:37,931
A family coming back,
reliving memories and the life
543
00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:39,008
they built together.
544
00:18:39,026 --> 00:18:40,451
That's gonna be us someday, pal.
545
00:18:40,603 --> 00:18:41,694
We're gonna move out
and come back
546
00:18:41,812 --> 00:18:43,195
and take a family photo.
547
00:18:43,348 --> 00:18:45,681
And I hope whoever's living here
helps us move the furniture.
548
00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:46,791
Where are we moving?
549
00:18:47,018 --> 00:18:48,701
I mean, we can't move
somewhere smaller.
550
00:18:48,853 --> 00:18:52,188
-Oh, Bob.
-Okay, Lin, yes,
it's actually very sweet.
551
00:18:52,206 --> 00:18:54,114
You're right.
But just so you know,
552
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:55,616
if we move out and come back,
553
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:58,169
I will never be able
to climb those stairs.
554
00:18:58,321 --> 00:19:00,379
I'll come by and give you
a hand up the stairs.
555
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:04,049
Teddy, you'll also be old.
Why are you in such good shape?
556
00:19:04,126 --> 00:19:06,552
Diet, exercise
and I take a multivitamin.
557
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:07,887
You got to take
care of yourself, Bob.
558
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:10,039
Mmm.
Can I get more fries?
559
00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:11,407
TINA:
All of these pictures
560
00:19:11,467 --> 00:19:13,042
are terrible.
I can't use any of them.
561
00:19:13,060 --> 00:19:15,060
He may as well give me a D,
'cause I'm done.
562
00:19:15,213 --> 00:19:16,545
(sighs)
If I hadn't been so obsessed
563
00:19:16,639 --> 00:19:18,805
with going to Half House
and finally having all the fun
564
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,140
I thought I was missing out on,
565
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,642
then Tammy wouldn't have been
able to trick me.
566
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,219
What am I gonna do?
567
00:19:23,312 --> 00:19:26,405
Well, what if you try to put
the negative back together?
568
00:19:26,482 --> 00:19:29,241
-What do you mean?
-I mean, it'll look
a little different,
569
00:19:29,394 --> 00:19:31,502
but all the right pieces
will be there.
570
00:19:31,654 --> 00:19:33,245
Oh, you Branca it.
571
00:19:33,398 --> 00:19:35,840
Yeah. And maybe
it'll be more interesting?
572
00:19:36,067 --> 00:19:38,067
You mean in, like,
a "different perspective" way?
573
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:40,903
-That might work.
-Louise, hand me that garbage.
574
00:19:40,996 --> 00:19:43,589
Don't call me that!
Oh, right.
575
00:19:43,741 --> 00:19:44,665
BOB:
Wow.
576
00:19:44,759 --> 00:19:45,683
-It's good.
-LINDA: It's like
577
00:19:45,910 --> 00:19:47,000
an artsy-fartsy puzzle.
578
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:48,168
-I love it.
-Thanks.
579
00:19:48,262 --> 00:19:49,503
Louise, Gene
and Susmita helped me.
580
00:19:49,597 --> 00:19:51,096
We get 50% if it sells.
581
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:53,582
The price is a $150,000.
582
00:19:53,676 --> 00:19:56,602
Tina, nice twist on the theme.
Very interesting.
583
00:19:56,754 --> 00:19:59,864
Thanks, it was always my plan
to do this, the whole time.
584
00:20:00,091 --> 00:20:02,591
-So, no D train?
-No D train for you, Tina.
585
00:20:02,593 --> 00:20:05,428
-What's D train?
-Oh, uh, just
a photography term.
586
00:20:05,446 --> 00:20:07,872
I'm a great student.
Uh, hey, look, there's Susmita!
587
00:20:08,023 --> 00:20:09,448
Hey, Susmita, no D train for me.
588
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,767
-Nice.
-You know, taking pictures
with you this week
589
00:20:11,860 --> 00:20:14,453
was way more fun than the fun
I imagined having at Half House.
590
00:20:14,605 --> 00:20:16,547
Yeah, it's a half
torn-down house.
591
00:20:16,699 --> 00:20:18,699
And I sat on a bunch
of cigarette butts.
592
00:20:18,867 --> 00:20:19,866
Yeah.
593
00:20:19,961 --> 00:20:21,460
Psst.
Louise, Gene.
594
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:24,447
The Whaler is fixed. I've got
to get it back in its case
595
00:20:24,465 --> 00:20:26,115
but everyone's gonna be looking.
596
00:20:26,133 --> 00:20:28,542
Just wait until after the show
and put it back then.
597
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,636
I can't.
I heard the principal's coming.
598
00:20:30,788 --> 00:20:33,547
-He'll want to see his baby.
-Okay, got it.
599
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,790
Gene, get ready.
600
00:20:34,883 --> 00:20:36,383
Hey, everyone,
look how much cheese
601
00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:38,477
my brother can fit in his mouth.
602
00:20:38,629 --> 00:20:39,962
Yeah!
(mumbling)
603
00:20:39,981 --> 00:20:41,630
LOUISE:
He's a marvel of science!
604
00:20:41,649 --> 00:20:42,573
(Gene mumbling)
605
00:20:42,725 --> 00:20:43,741
Thank you.
606
00:20:43,892 --> 00:20:45,058
Hey, Tina,
no hard feelings, right?
607
00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:46,244
I mean, some hard feelings.
608
00:20:46,395 --> 00:20:48,637
-Is that your picture, Tammy?
-Yeah.
609
00:20:48,772 --> 00:20:50,748
-It's a self-portrait.
-What's in your nose?
610
00:20:50,899 --> 00:20:52,866
-Is that a booger?
-What? No.
611
00:20:52,977 --> 00:20:54,919
-Gross.
-It's a shadow.
612
00:20:55,070 --> 00:20:56,403
A booger-shaped shadow.
613
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:58,589
Shut up! Stop!
Nobody look!
614
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,925
-♪ Does the couch
look better over here? ♪
-♪ No, it doesn't ♪
615
00:21:01,076 --> 00:21:03,594
-♪ Does the couch
look better over there? ♪
-♪ I don't think so ♪
616
00:21:03,746 --> 00:21:06,430
-♪ Does the couch
look better over here? ♪
-♪ No, it doesn't ♪
617
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,824
-♪ Does the couch
look better over there? ♪
-♪ I don't think so ♪
618
00:21:08,826 --> 00:21:11,585
-♪ Does the couch
look better over here? ♪
-♪ No, it doesn't ♪
619
00:21:11,679 --> 00:21:14,013
-♪ Does the couch
look better over there? ♪
-♪ I don't think so ♪
620
00:21:14,165 --> 00:21:16,607
-♪ Does the couch
look better over here? ♪
-♪ No, it doesn't ♪
621
00:21:16,834 --> 00:21:18,442
-♪ Does the couch
look better over there? ♪
-♪ I don't think so ♪
622
00:21:18,594 --> 00:21:19,926
-Oh, my back hurts.
-Oh, my legs hurt.
623
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:22,338
-Oh, my arms hurt.
-Everything hurts.
624
00:21:22,431 --> 00:21:25,449
-Are we dying?
-Oh, God. Oh...
625
00:21:25,526 --> 00:21:28,193
-♪ Does the couch
look better over here? ♪
-♪ No, it doesn't ♪
626
00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:31,605
-♪ Does the couch
look better over there? ♪
-♪ I don't think so. ♪
627
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:32,848
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