1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:04,004 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:20,812 --> 00:00:22,731 LINDA: Oh, I love the flea market. 3 00:00:22,814 --> 00:00:24,441 You never know what you're gonna find. 4 00:00:24,524 --> 00:00:25,692 Hopefully not fleas. 5 00:00:25,775 --> 00:00:27,485 You kids looking for anything in particular? 6 00:00:27,569 --> 00:00:30,447 -Knives. -A really loud musical instrument would be nice. 7 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:32,574 -Hatchet. -Maybe something of the plastic horse variety. 8 00:00:32,657 --> 00:00:33,575 Nunchucks. 9 00:00:33,658 --> 00:00:34,826 And what about you, Bob? 10 00:00:34,909 --> 00:00:37,078 Well, I'll be looking for old cast iron pans. 11 00:00:37,162 --> 00:00:39,080 -To use as a weapon? -For cooking. 12 00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:41,624 But as a weapon, I guess, if it came to it. 13 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:43,168 Like if you had to fend off a Hamburglar? 14 00:00:43,251 --> 00:00:44,252 -Maybe. -Just be careful, Dad. 15 00:00:44,336 --> 00:00:45,837 Thank you, Tina. 16 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:47,839 Okay, kids, here's a couple of bucks each. 17 00:00:47,922 --> 00:00:48,923 -Go nuts. -(phone vibrating) 18 00:00:49,007 --> 00:00:50,842 Or buy some nuts. Other people's used nuts. 19 00:00:50,925 --> 00:00:53,803 -Hey, Gayle. -Linda, is it dangerous to eat a tangerine 20 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,680 with a carrot? They're both orange. 21 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:58,933 -It's fine. I've done it many a time. -Okay, bye. 22 00:00:59,017 --> 00:01:01,102 -(sighs) That was Gayle. -Did she want to know if it was okay 23 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:02,562 to combine something with something else? 24 00:01:02,645 --> 00:01:05,774 Yeah. Orange foods. It's okay, right? 25 00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:08,610 GENE: What are all these small pictures of baseball players? 26 00:01:08,693 --> 00:01:11,196 They don't look that athletic, but they are holding bats. 27 00:01:11,279 --> 00:01:13,406 -Is this guy smoking? -Oh, yeah. 28 00:01:13,490 --> 00:01:16,951 Oh, look at that sweater. Ooh, look at that rug. 29 00:01:17,035 --> 00:01:19,245 Ooh, look at the painting. Sunset. 30 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:21,164 Is it a good painting, Bob? I can't tell. 31 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:23,708 Me neither. H-How do you tell if a painting is good? 32 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:25,293 I don't know. Shapes? 33 00:01:25,377 --> 00:01:26,753 Lin, I just don't know if we need 34 00:01:26,836 --> 00:01:28,672 a steamer trunk full of old TV Guides. 35 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:30,131 Oh, my God! 36 00:01:30,215 --> 00:01:31,591 LINDA: The Wheelie frickin' Mammoth! 37 00:01:31,675 --> 00:01:33,051 Bob, it's the Wheelie frickin' Mammoth! 38 00:01:33,134 --> 00:01:34,719 -I know. -It found us! 39 00:01:34,803 --> 00:01:37,389 How did it find us? Why did it find us? 40 00:01:37,472 --> 00:01:39,057 We got rid of it. Are we cursed? 41 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:40,225 It's not our fault. 42 00:01:40,308 --> 00:01:42,060 The kids completely stopped playing with it. 43 00:01:42,143 --> 00:01:43,978 BOB: And it was way too big for our apartment. 44 00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:45,230 LINDA: Way too big. 45 00:01:45,313 --> 00:01:47,190 (strained grunting) 46 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:50,068 (grunting) 47 00:01:51,361 --> 00:01:54,823 ♪ Wooly mammoth... ♪ 48 00:01:54,906 --> 00:01:56,157 (grunting) 49 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:57,534 Aah! 50 00:01:57,617 --> 00:01:59,285 And it's not like we planned on getting rid 51 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:00,787 of our kids' huge toy. 52 00:02:00,870 --> 00:02:02,872 -It just happened. -Yeah. The truck 53 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,082 was just... it was there. 54 00:02:04,165 --> 00:02:06,292 BOB: And the kids were at school. 55 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:08,211 They didn't play with it anymore. 56 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:10,296 (both straining) 57 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:13,341 And we thought they would just kind of forget about it. 58 00:02:13,425 --> 00:02:15,093 -We were sure they'd forget. -But then they didn't. 59 00:02:15,176 --> 00:02:17,512 LOUISE: Oh, hey, Mom, Dad, 60 00:02:17,595 --> 00:02:19,305 have you guys seen the Wheelie Mammoth anywhere? 61 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:22,475 We want to jump off the fire escape and land on him. 62 00:02:22,559 --> 00:02:24,561 Um, first of all, don't jump off the fire escape. 63 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:26,104 Isn't that what fire escapes are for? 64 00:02:26,187 --> 00:02:27,856 That's what fire escapes are for, Dad. 65 00:02:27,939 --> 00:02:29,149 Yeah, it's safe. 66 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:31,526 Uh, no. Secondly, uh, we thought you guys 67 00:02:31,609 --> 00:02:33,695 didn't really play with Wheelie Mammoth anymore, 68 00:02:33,778 --> 00:02:36,364 so, um, we donated it. 69 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:37,532 KIDS: You what?! 70 00:02:37,615 --> 00:02:39,492 You got rid of the sixth Belcher?! 71 00:02:39,576 --> 00:02:40,910 -Uh, yeah. -Months ago. 72 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:44,456 And, uh, you're only noticing now, I might add. 73 00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:46,624 How could you? Is your heart made of stone? 74 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:49,627 Well, we donated it to a-a special place 75 00:02:49,711 --> 00:02:51,796 that'll make you guys not mad at us. 76 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:55,008 Um, somewhere Wheelie could live a better life. 77 00:02:55,091 --> 00:02:56,718 To a roller rink. 78 00:02:56,801 --> 00:02:58,636 Uh, yeah. 'Cause it's got wheels. 79 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:00,013 The roller rink in town? 80 00:03:00,096 --> 00:03:01,556 Uh, no, no. 81 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:03,016 A different town. 82 00:03:03,099 --> 00:03:05,018 Still kind of mad here, people. 83 00:03:05,101 --> 00:03:06,895 Trying not to lose my cool. 84 00:03:06,978 --> 00:03:08,730 Why would you do that?! 85 00:03:08,813 --> 00:03:12,025 Uh, 'cause these aren't just, uh, regular kids. 86 00:03:12,108 --> 00:03:13,526 They're, um... 87 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:14,861 -Orphans! -Yup. 88 00:03:14,944 --> 00:03:16,279 They're orphans. Yup. 89 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:18,365 Sad little orphans, with soot-covered faces, 90 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:20,033 and the only joy in their lives 91 00:03:20,116 --> 00:03:22,202 is getting out on the rink with that mammoth. 92 00:03:22,285 --> 00:03:24,454 -GENE: Hmm. -Yeah, and we've been wanting to tell you guys, 93 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:26,539 but we were waiting for... 94 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:28,583 A-A signed thank-you card from all the orphans. 95 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:30,627 I don't know what's taking them so long. 96 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:32,629 Uh, maybe they're busy with orphan stuff. 97 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:34,172 Scrubbing floors and stairs... 98 00:03:34,255 --> 00:03:37,550 Hiding in laundry baskets, singing about tomorrow. 99 00:03:37,634 --> 00:03:39,552 Huh. And you guys are for real right now? 100 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:41,262 -Promise. -Absolutely. 101 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:43,390 Well, I guess Wheelie is probably having a better life 102 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:45,392 at that rink than it was here. 103 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:47,394 And doing more good. It tripped me a lot. 104 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:48,687 Like, a lot. 105 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:50,438 If you'll excuse me, I'm going to my room 106 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:51,898 to write a tribute song about Wheelie. 107 00:03:51,981 --> 00:03:53,692 I'm thinking of calling it "Rollin' Down the River," 108 00:03:53,775 --> 00:03:54,818 if that's not taken. 109 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:56,403 Or "Dream On," if it is. 110 00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:57,696 LINDA: And now the bastard's here. 111 00:03:57,779 --> 00:03:59,280 I'm freaking out. What do we do? 112 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:01,074 Do we-do we tell the kids the truth 113 00:04:01,157 --> 00:04:02,992 about how we didn't tell them the truth before? 114 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:05,578 Are you nuts? They'd never look at us the same way again. 115 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:07,997 It'll be all right-- my parents lied to me and Gayle 116 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:09,124 -all the time. -Uh-huh. 117 00:04:09,207 --> 00:04:11,710 But Gayle turned out to be Gayle. 118 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:13,628 We cannot let the kids see this. 119 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:15,630 Okay, let's think. Wh-What are out options? 120 00:04:15,714 --> 00:04:18,049 -Besides telling the truth? -Oh, yeah, besides that. 121 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:21,428 This palomino is now a pal-o'-mine-o. (chuckles) 122 00:04:21,511 --> 00:04:23,888 Hey, guys, I'm gonna go show Mom and Dad my new horse 123 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:25,640 and probably say that palomino/ pal-o'-mine-o thing again 124 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:27,684 -to them again. -Yeah, you definitely should. 125 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:29,144 You're gonna love my room. 126 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:31,104 It smells pretty okay most of the time. 127 00:04:31,187 --> 00:04:33,231 You're used to a barn, so you should be fine with it. 128 00:04:33,314 --> 00:04:34,858 Okay, the kids haven't seen it, so we're fine. 129 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:36,860 We just need to gather them up, go home 130 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:38,903 before they... Oh, my God, there's Tina! 131 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:40,530 Oh, crap, oh, crap, oh, crap! 132 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:45,744 You are my mane man. Heh. 133 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:46,995 There's more where that came from. 134 00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:48,955 No, no, no. She's gonna see the Wheelie Mammoth. 135 00:04:49,039 --> 00:04:51,666 -(grunts) -Oh, my baby! 136 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:53,251 Look how big you're getting. (grunts) 137 00:04:53,335 --> 00:04:54,836 But Mama can still carry you. 138 00:04:54,919 --> 00:04:57,213 (straining): Look at me go. Look at me stand. 139 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,591 Very impressive, Mom, but... can you put me down? 140 00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:00,967 Wasn't that fun? 141 00:05:01,051 --> 00:05:04,095 Uh, yup. Hey, did I hear you and Dad scream a second ago? 142 00:05:04,179 --> 00:05:06,306 Oh, hey, I-I just came over here to... 143 00:05:06,389 --> 00:05:08,683 -to see you. -Oh, maybe you heard us, um, yell, 144 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:12,145 because we were shocked at the price of an old CD. 145 00:05:12,228 --> 00:05:13,688 Three dollars? For music? 146 00:05:13,772 --> 00:05:16,191 "No, thank you, Dave Matthews," 147 00:05:16,274 --> 00:05:17,942 is what we said, loudly. 148 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:20,070 Oh, hey, do you like this horse I got? 149 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:23,406 This palomino is now a pal-o'-mine-o. (quiet chuckle) 150 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:24,824 Great, great, great. Uh, hey, let's find 151 00:05:24,908 --> 00:05:26,701 -your brother and sister. -Yeah, let's go this way. 152 00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:27,994 Come on, Tina. 153 00:05:28,078 --> 00:05:29,788 Hey, kids, I know we haven't been here long, 154 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:32,040 but, uh, what do you say we get on home, huh? 155 00:05:32,123 --> 00:05:33,625 -Are you serious? -Yeah. 156 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:35,960 Did you know all this stuff is used? It's gross. 157 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:38,421 We should leave. Now. Out that far exit. 158 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:40,048 Is that even where we came in? 159 00:05:40,131 --> 00:05:41,299 Let's say it is. 160 00:05:41,383 --> 00:05:43,301 But I've spent neither of my two dollars. 161 00:05:43,385 --> 00:05:45,595 And I've only spent $1.50. And got the greatest thing 162 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,222 in the world, 'cause this palomino is... 163 00:05:47,305 --> 00:05:49,099 Uh, let's go talk about it in the car, right? 164 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:51,643 -Come on, let's go, let's go. -Mom, what's going on? 165 00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:53,687 You guys are acting weirder than usual. 166 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:55,522 We came all this way for dumb stuff, 167 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:57,524 and we've barely looked at anything dumb. 168 00:05:57,607 --> 00:05:59,192 Yeah, I got my eyes on a rusty screwdriver 169 00:05:59,275 --> 00:06:01,194 and some of those baseball guys, but I don't know 170 00:06:01,277 --> 00:06:03,196 -what else is out there. -I've still got 50 cents. 171 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:05,532 And 50 cents at the flea market is like a thousand dollars 172 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:07,659 -at an inside store. -LOUISE: Uh... 173 00:06:07,742 --> 00:06:10,370 Ooh, Louise, switchblades! Look! Stabby stabby. 174 00:06:10,453 --> 00:06:11,579 Yes, please. 175 00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:13,415 Yeah, go play with the knives, kids. 176 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:15,542 Okay, they're not going along with the leaving plan, 177 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:17,210 so we got to sneak over and buy the Wheelie Mammoth, 178 00:06:17,293 --> 00:06:19,796 ditch it here someplace where the kids can't see it, 179 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:21,673 -and then we're in the clear. -Seriously? 180 00:06:21,756 --> 00:06:23,508 -You got a better idea? -(sighs) No. 181 00:06:23,591 --> 00:06:25,051 So I'll keep the kids busy. 182 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:27,137 You go and take care of the Wheelie Mammoth, capisce? 183 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,222 -Got it. -I need to hear you say "capisce." 184 00:06:29,305 --> 00:06:30,557 -Why? -Just say it. 185 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:33,226 -(sighs) Fine. Capisce. -There you go. 186 00:06:34,310 --> 00:06:35,979 Hey, uh, that big, uh, stuffed animal 187 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:37,647 looks sort of interesting, I-I guess. 188 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,107 -(chuckles softly) -Um, well, 189 00:06:39,190 --> 00:06:40,859 -what are you asking for it? -A hundred. 190 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:42,277 (high-pitched): Hundred dollars? 191 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,029 I-I mean, uh, a hundred, huh? 192 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:45,488 Yeah, it's pretty special. 193 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:47,907 Big, majestic creature wearing those roller skates. 194 00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:51,327 Imagine a time when these things used to roam the land. Man! 195 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,121 I'm hardly interested in it at all. 196 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:56,583 I'm over here, looking at this, uh, Remains of the Day poster. 197 00:06:56,666 --> 00:06:58,585 I'm-I'm a huge Anthony Hopkins fan. 198 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:01,546 Or A-Hop, as I call him. 199 00:07:01,629 --> 00:07:03,631 LOUISE: I've been wondering if my room has the right amount 200 00:07:03,715 --> 00:07:05,675 of swords in it-- 'cause right now it's at zero, 201 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:07,469 and I feel like that's low. 202 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:09,846 Um, maybe we should stay in the pocket knife family. 203 00:07:09,929 --> 00:07:12,057 Does it seem like Mom and Dad are acting weird to you? 204 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:13,641 Ooh, you think someone's gonna propose? 205 00:07:13,725 --> 00:07:14,809 (phone vibrates) 206 00:07:14,893 --> 00:07:16,811 -(whispers): Hello. -Linda, did you know 207 00:07:16,895 --> 00:07:18,521 you could wear a turtleneck as pants? 208 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:20,482 I don't have time for this right now, Gayle. 209 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:22,525 You just need a safety pin for the middle. 210 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:24,694 Mom's on the phone, Mom's off the phone, 211 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:26,529 Mom and Dad are whispering to each other, 212 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:28,365 Mom's picking people up and carrying them around. 213 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:29,824 -Some of us. -Lucky. 214 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:31,701 Do you think maybe Mom and Dad came to the flea market 215 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:32,911 to do something weird? 216 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:34,913 -Like this is a cover? -Like spy stuff? 217 00:07:34,996 --> 00:07:36,247 Or drug stuff? 218 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:37,916 (gasps) Are they drug spies? 219 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:39,334 Oh, my God, Mom and Dad are drug spies. 220 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:40,960 -That's hot. -You think Mom and Dad 221 00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:42,962 -LINDA: Uh-huh. Okay. -are flea market drug spies? 222 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:44,756 -It just makes sense. -Mom's the brains. -Right. 223 00:07:44,839 --> 00:07:46,216 -Dad's the body. -No. 224 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:47,592 It's way too cool for them. 225 00:07:47,676 --> 00:07:48,635 But something is up. 226 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:50,762 Look at her on that phone all secret-like. 227 00:07:50,845 --> 00:07:52,263 -Oh, Gayle, I got to go. -No... 228 00:07:52,347 --> 00:07:54,349 -Bob, talk to me. -It's so expensive, Lin. 229 00:07:54,432 --> 00:07:57,143 -She wants a hundred dollars. -You want me to come over there and negotiate? 230 00:07:57,227 --> 00:07:59,270 'Cause I'm a much better negotiator than you. 231 00:07:59,354 --> 00:08:00,897 That's not true. We're both bad. 232 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:02,899 Well, I'm less bad. Look, I got to go. 233 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:04,484 Make it happen. I love you. 234 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:06,695 I love you, too. You're worse at negotiating. 235 00:08:06,778 --> 00:08:09,739 Well, that was a normal conversation. Hi, kids. 236 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:12,450 So normal of you to say that. 237 00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:15,620 Hi again. Uh, I'd like to formally offer you, 238 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:18,873 uh, ten dollars in cash for the stuffed animal. 239 00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:21,626 And I'm sorry to say, this offer is time sensitive, 240 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:25,463 because I have to... fly to a business meeting. 241 00:08:25,547 --> 00:08:27,298 (whistles) You're really good at this. 242 00:08:27,382 --> 00:08:28,883 Uh, I guess I could do $90. 243 00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:31,553 (sighs): Look, I'm not flying to a business meeting. 244 00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:33,805 -You're not? -No, and I don't have a lot of money. 245 00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:36,558 We own a restaurant that not many people eat at. 246 00:08:36,641 --> 00:08:39,561 But I could give you free burgers instead, 247 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:41,688 -if you eat burgers. -Are they good burgers? 248 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:43,857 I mean, I-I do try really hard. 249 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:46,067 Tell you what, how about you give me... 250 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:49,362 ten bucks now and, uh, 30 free burgers down the road. 251 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:52,073 Wait. 30 burgers is way more than $90. 252 00:08:52,157 --> 00:08:54,284 Eh, yes and no. You own a restaurant. 253 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,995 You understand hard costs versus soft costs. 254 00:08:57,078 --> 00:08:58,163 I don't, actually. 255 00:08:58,246 --> 00:08:59,956 Fixed costs versus variable costs. 256 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,875 Mm-mm, don't recognize those words. 257 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:03,543 Trust me, this works for both of us. 258 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:05,628 Slightly more for me. But you're getting a great deal. 259 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:07,964 -♪ ♪ -If you think about it, 260 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:10,383 an accordion is just burping with notes. 261 00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:11,885 Sounds so good, sweetie. 262 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:15,138 Okay, you keep looking around, in this area, and don't go 263 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:16,973 -to a different area. -Sure. 264 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,808 -How'd it go? -I got it. 265 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,268 You did? You made the deal? 266 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:22,187 Please tell me you didn't pay a hundred dollars, Bob. 267 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:23,355 All right, enough of this. 268 00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:25,273 Let's go listen in on that sneaky pants. 269 00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:27,275 Okay, I really don't know how much I paid for it. 270 00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:28,651 There's really no way to know. 271 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:31,112 But I've got it, and now I've got to get rid of it. 272 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:32,322 Um, do the kids suspect anything? 273 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:34,157 I think we're good. As far as they know, 274 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,950 that mammoth is still rolling on that rink, 275 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:38,370 -up to his butt in orphans. -"That mammoth"? 276 00:09:38,453 --> 00:09:39,662 Did she just say "that mammoth," 277 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,539 -as in Wheelie Mammoth? -I think she did. 278 00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:44,376 So they didn't donate Wheelie to the orphans at the roller rink. 279 00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:46,336 Our parents are lying liars. 280 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,797 How do they sleep at night-- lying down? 281 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:51,257 -On their lies? -I knew there was something fishy 282 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:52,550 about that donation stuff. 283 00:09:52,634 --> 00:09:54,969 I just couldn't put my finger on what it was 284 00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:58,139 about that orphan roller rink story that didn't add up. 285 00:09:58,223 --> 00:09:59,933 I think Mom and Dad need to be punished. 286 00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:02,268 within the maximum recommended sentence of the law, 287 00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:04,437 -Sword? -Worse. We mess with them. 288 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:05,563 GENE: Mm? 289 00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:08,233 (straining) 290 00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:09,734 (pants) 291 00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:11,444 (straining) 292 00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:17,742 GENE: Oh, I'd wear a kimono all the time. 293 00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:19,160 There are pockets in the sleeves. 294 00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:21,329 I can put chicken wings in here, dip in here... 295 00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:23,039 -Mm-hmm. -(panting): Oh, hey, guys. 296 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,916 -There you are. -You're pretty sweaty. 297 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,836 Oh, yeah. Someone was, um... selling a treadmill. 298 00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:29,879 So, I think I've seen enough dumb stuff. 299 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,172 Should we get going? 300 00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:32,841 Um, sure. Yeah, yeah. 301 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:35,093 -Yeah, I could go home now, I suppose. -Goodbye, kimono. 302 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:36,678 (whispers): Wait for me. 303 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:38,805 Don't sell it to Steven Tyler! 304 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,807 Except I actually don't feel like 305 00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:43,018 going home just yet. Do you guys? 306 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:44,519 -Uh-uh. -No, I don't feel like going home. 307 00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:45,562 Y-You don't? 308 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,772 We don't. I just bought this little guy, 309 00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:49,441 and I thought to myself, 310 00:10:49,524 --> 00:10:51,526 “You know who would appreciate this more than me?” 311 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:52,777 Mm, who? 312 00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:54,571 The orphans at that roller rink 313 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,906 where you guys donated the Wheelie Mammoth. 314 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,408 -Uh-huh-huh... -Okay... 315 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,118 So I would like to go there. 316 00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:02,120 And we can also say hi to our old pal, Wheelie. 317 00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:04,247 That is where he is, right? 318 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:07,000 Yeah! Of course that’s where he is, silly. 319 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,418 He’s so there. 320 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,295 Good! Well, I hope he’s not too busy 321 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:12,422 helping orphans learn to skate to say hi. 322 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,424 So shall we go to that roller rink right now? 323 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,051 Uh, I don’t see why not. 324 00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:17,594 Uh, yeah, we could do that. 325 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:18,928 Uh-huh. Yep. 326 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,930 Great, I love going to places where things are. 327 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,057 It’s the best. 328 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:23,433 Crap. 329 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,312 Okay, so not ideal. 330 00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:28,855 Yeah, Louise clearly knows. 331 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:30,398 Nah-uh. She only thinks she knows, 332 00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:32,442 because she doesn’t know she knows. 333 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,319 Because she doesn’t know, you know? 334 00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:36,863 Right. Also, that was a really dumb lie we made up. 335 00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:38,740 Well, it sounded good at the time. 336 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:40,367 I always wanted to help orphans. 337 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:42,035 (sighs) Can’t we just tell them the truth? 338 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:45,205 No. Never. What we got to do is turn this lie into a truth. 339 00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:47,916 -Then it’s not a lie anymore. -That doesn’t sound right. 340 00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:49,626 How about this: you drive the kids 341 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,836 to that roller rink in Bog Harbor. 342 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:52,879 You know the one, on route 16. 343 00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:54,631 But drive very slowly. 344 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,633 The Wheelie Mammoth and I get a ride with Gayle. 345 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,510 -Gayle? -Yeah, she’s got a car. 346 00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:00,845 She can take a break from eating tangerines and carrots. 347 00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:02,889 We’ll beat you guys there, get everything in place, 348 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,557 and-and we’ll get out. 349 00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:05,892 Okay, where’d you hide the thing? 350 00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,185 Uh, by a tree over there. 351 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:09,521 Oh, God, with a note. Uh, you better hurry. 352 00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:11,690 -Also this is the worst plan. -Great plan. 353 00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:14,359 So Mom’s staying to go to the bathroom 354 00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:17,237 at the porta-potty because she likes it? 355 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:18,238 She loves it. 356 00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:20,156 And we’re not waiting for her? 357 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,158 No way. I mean, this is her special time. 358 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,661 So we’ll swing by after we’re done at the rink 359 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,037 and see if she’s finished. 360 00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:27,414 This all makes sense, Dad. 361 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:29,541 Just a couple more questions about the... 362 00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:31,376 Oh, my God, I love this song. I want to sing. 363 00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:32,627 We should all sing. 364 00:12:32,711 --> 00:12:35,088 ♪ Let’s talk about sex, baby ♪ 365 00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:38,133 ♪ Let’s talk about you and me. ♪ 366 00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:41,720 Gayle! Over here! Gayle! 367 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:43,388 I came as fast as I could. 368 00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:46,057 I didn’t even change-- look, turtle pants. 369 00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:48,143 LOUISE: So, Dad, when you donated 370 00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:50,937 Wheelie to the roller rink, did they give you a receipt? 371 00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:52,522 You know, something for your records? 372 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,149 Ah, I’d love to see it sometime. 373 00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:55,984 Or would you rather discuss the orphans? 374 00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:58,111 And their therapeutic roller skating? 375 00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:01,406 Uh... (sing-songy): who wants ice cream? 376 00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:03,408 -Yay! -Yay! 377 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:05,660 Gayle, you got to step on it. 378 00:13:05,744 --> 00:13:07,746 I’ll tell you what, if you get a ticket, I’ll pay for it. 379 00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:09,497 You will? That’s fun. 380 00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:10,749 I like going fast. 381 00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:12,167 Should I keep my eyes open? 382 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:13,626 Yes, keep your eyes open! 383 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:16,755 I can’t believe you let us get a second cone. 384 00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:18,214 The line was so long. 385 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,091 But you just wanted to get right back in there. 386 00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:22,177 And then you wanted to taste every flavor. 387 00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:24,512 And then you counted out your money so carefully. 388 00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:28,058 It’s almost like you’re not in a hurry to get to the roller rink. 389 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,143 What? Come on. 390 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:31,644 Oh, boy. 391 00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:32,896 What do you mean "oh boy"? 392 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:35,732 Oh, boy... Uh, look at those trees off 393 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,735 to the right-- they look just like the trees in that movie. 394 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,070 I mean, I guess. 395 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,780 What movie am I thinking of? 396 00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:43,656 You’re gonna think of it before I do. 397 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:44,991 (muffled): Hi, Bob, it's me, Gayle! 398 00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:46,534 But keep looking that way. 399 00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:48,912 Keep looking at the trees and tell me what movie. 400 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,914 -Amadeus? -No, that's not it. 401 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:53,583 What is it? Oh, God, keep looking. 402 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,293 LINDA: Go, go, go! Park around back! 403 00:13:55,377 --> 00:13:57,462 -Park around back! -GAYLE: Okay, okay. 404 00:13:57,545 --> 00:14:00,215 (both grunting) 405 00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:03,009 Manager! Manager! Is there a manager here?! 406 00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:04,678 Manager! 407 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,638 I’m the manager. Is everything okay? 408 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:08,390 Ooh. Who’s this big furry fella? 409 00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:11,059 Listen, my husband and kids are gonna be here any minute, 410 00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:13,353 and I need you to pretend like this huge Wheelie Mammoth 411 00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:15,772 has been here for months because we donated it to you. 412 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,774 And it helps orphans learn to skate. 413 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,234 and my husband and I are great parents. 414 00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:21,403 Okay, sure. No problem. 415 00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:22,821 Really? You’d do that? 416 00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:24,030 Yeah, I’ve been stuck in a lie 417 00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:25,073 with my kids before. 418 00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:26,491 I told them if you swallow gum, 419 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:28,034 it stays in your stomach for seven years. 420 00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:29,244 I had to get a radiologist 421 00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:30,578 to make a fake X-ray of a kid 422 00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:31,996 with a lot of gum in their stomach. 423 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,289 Great, so you get it. 424 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,958 Okay, so can you just kind of 425 00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:37,210 put it out there on the rink, and tell these kids 426 00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:39,295 they can push it around or something? 427 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,256 And if they could shout, "This thing is really teaching me 428 00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:43,550 -how to skate," that would be great. -I don’t see why not. 429 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,760 And, uh, maybe rub some soot on the kids' faces? 430 00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:47,512 Too far, too far. Never mind, never mind. 431 00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:49,222 Uh, thank you so much. 432 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:50,849 Oh, and I wasn’t here or her. 433 00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:52,976 It’s gonna be hard to forget this. 434 00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:55,311 But you do it. 435 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,147 LOUISE: Well, here we are. 436 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,899 I’m sure we’ll see the Wheelie Mammoth any minute now. 437 00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:02,193 I-I’m, uh, sure we-we will. 438 00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:03,945 Huh. 439 00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:05,697 And-and there’s Wheelie Mammoth! Ha-ha! 440 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:08,116 I mean, uh, there he is, uh, obviously. 441 00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:09,868 -Would you look at that? -Huh. 442 00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:11,995 Hi, do you need to rent skates? 443 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,414 No, uh, no, we, uh, just came 444 00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:16,958 to see that woolly mammoth. 445 00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:19,961 Oh, yes! Thank you so much for donating him. 446 00:15:20,045 --> 00:15:23,298 Really? My mom and dad really did donate him here? 447 00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:24,674 They sure did. 448 00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,760 And are the orphans enjoying him? 449 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:28,845 The orphans just adore him. 450 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:32,098 Oh, my God. Wheelie really is teaching kids how to skate. 451 00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:33,266 GENE: Barely. 452 00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:35,143 LINDA: I mean, it’s not a big deal 453 00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:37,187 if you think about it. Sometimes parents got 454 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,272 to tell little fibs to their little kids, ‘cause they’re 455 00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,066 too little to hear the truth, you know? 456 00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:43,151 Uh-huh. Do you think my car likes me? 457 00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:45,612 It’s like Mom and Dad and your immortal goldfish. 458 00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:47,280 Like how they would replace your goldfish 459 00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:48,323 every time it died. 460 00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,200 -What? -I mean, uh, nothing. 461 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,118 Let’s, uh, talk about your car liking you. 462 00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:53,370 I think it does. 463 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:56,915 My beloved goldfish lived 18 years with me 464 00:15:56,998 --> 00:15:59,459 before getting sent to the National Aquarium 465 00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:01,544 to be studied and to relax. 466 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:02,879 Uh, right, yeah. No, no, I know. 467 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,464 Forget I said anything. 468 00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:07,717 Are you telling me Mom and Dad lied to me?! 469 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:11,554 Are you telling me Goldylicious isn’t immortal 470 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:14,641 and doesn’t see the birthday cards I send her every year? 471 00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:17,352 What? No, no, come on. 472 00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:19,229 I cannot believe this. 473 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,356 Gayle! Gayle, where are you going? 474 00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:23,525 I will not let you 475 00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:25,694 pull a Goldylicious on your kids. 476 00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:28,530 Gayle, no! (grunting) 477 00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:29,948 Oh, come on! 478 00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:32,409 Oh. Oh, my foot. Oh, my butt! Ow! Oh... 479 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,036 You’re a hero and you’re a family of heroes. 480 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,871 -Keep it up. -Well, I’ll be. 481 00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:39,416 -How about that. -Dad, I don’t know what to say. 482 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,918 We didn’t think you and Mom were telling the truth. 483 00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:43,503 Sorry? 484 00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,505 No, no, no, no, no! No! 485 00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,340 Hey, Aunt Gayle. What are you doing here? 486 00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:48,758 Linda lied! 487 00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:50,510 -To your faces! -BOB: Mm-mmm. 488 00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:52,345 -Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm, mm-mmm... -We took the Wheelie Mammoth 489 00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:55,306 here today from the flea market. 490 00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:58,601 And I drove over 90 miles per hour 491 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,437 with my eyes open. 492 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,689 Ha! I knew it! Well, I take back that sorry. 493 00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:04,232 Is that true, Dad? 494 00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:07,193 Uh... who wants ice cream? 495 00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:08,695 -Me! -Gene! 496 00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:09,988 I mean, I’m so mad at you right now 497 00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:12,782 I could eat ice cream or ribs! 498 00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:16,536 LOUISE: It feels weird 499 00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:18,997 to say this, but, Aunt Gayle, keep talking. 500 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:21,624 -Tell us everything. -Okay, there I was... 501 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:22,834 LINDA: Don’t listen to Gayle! 502 00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:24,502 She’s just pranking you! 503 00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:26,421 -It’s, it’s a fun prank. -Oh really, Mom? 504 00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,840 Then why are you here? Are you part of the prank? 505 00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:31,593 Yeah! Yeah. I ran into Gayle at the porta-potty 506 00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:33,178 at the flea market and we decided to come here 507 00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:34,929 and prank you guys. Isn’t that funny? 508 00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:36,765 So your prank is for Aunt Gayle 509 00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:38,767 to show up and tell us you lied to us? 510 00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:40,810 -Yeah. -I don’t know what to believe. 511 00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:42,187 How dare you. 512 00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:44,064 You’re just like Mom and Dad. 513 00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:46,858 You’re a liar and you’re married and you had kids. 514 00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:48,985 Lin, maybe we just... you know? 515 00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:50,737 -What? -You know? 516 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,947 (chuckles) You mea-you mean keep having fun 517 00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:55,241 with this really great prank that’s going really well? 518 00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:57,994 -(chuckles weakly) -I am so disappointed in you. 519 00:17:58,078 --> 00:17:59,829 Were those even movie trees, Dad? 520 00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:02,123 We will discuss your punishment when we get home. 521 00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:04,376 There will be spanking. On both cheeks. 522 00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:06,169 You tell ‘em, kids! 523 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,963 Ugh. Oh, fine. I’m sorry. 524 00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:12,008 It all happened so fast over several months. 525 00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:13,802 And several hours today. 526 00:18:13,885 --> 00:18:15,970 -And it was mostly your mom’s idea. -Thanks, Bob. 527 00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:18,098 Seriously though, I am sorry, too. 528 00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:19,849 I was happy to see it go. 529 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,560 But, I guess, as a dad, I should’ve known 530 00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:25,355 it’s wrong to steal toys from children. 531 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:28,108 Most of the time. It’s not stealing if it’s at the park 532 00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:29,984 and you give it to your cat, right? 533 00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:32,070 Oh, we’ll go get the mammoth. 534 00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:34,280 And try to all fit in the apartment with it, I guess. 535 00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:36,324 Hi. Oh, you guys still here? 536 00:18:36,408 --> 00:18:37,534 You want to rent skates? 537 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,119 Uh, sorry, uh, we just 538 00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:41,538 have to get the mammoth and bring it home. 539 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,415 Oh, uh, that’s not gonna work for me. 540 00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:44,582 What do you mean? 541 00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:47,043 We did the big lie and we made the lie real. 542 00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:48,795 And it’s great. This thing’s our mascot now. 543 00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,547 I already updated the website. 544 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,132 -You did? -Yeah, check it out. 545 00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:53,967 Oh, it looks good. Ooh, I like that design. 546 00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:55,427 This is a game changer. 547 00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:57,053 In the rink business, you get a break like this 548 00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:59,639 once in a lifetime. I mean, that thing probably costs a fortune. 549 00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:01,933 Probably. But, you know, soft cost. 550 00:19:02,017 --> 00:19:04,144 Never mind. Listen, our kids are really mad at us, 551 00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:07,022 and the only way to try and make it right is to take this home. 552 00:19:07,105 --> 00:19:08,481 What about the orphans? 553 00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:10,191 They’re not orphans. We made that up. 554 00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:11,818 I bet at least a couple of them are. 555 00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:14,779 This magical guy is staying right here. 556 00:19:14,863 --> 00:19:17,782 Please, sir, um, don’t... (laughs) Don’t do this. 557 00:19:17,866 --> 00:19:19,909 So much of my life I let slip through my fingers. 558 00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:20,952 Not this time. 559 00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:22,871 We need this mammoth! 560 00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:24,664 Linda, keep pulling. He’s got no traction. 561 00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:25,790 He’s on wheels. 562 00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:28,001 Orphans, attack! 563 00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:30,128 Please, I think you need a day off or something. 564 00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:31,546 Bob, we can take this guy. 565 00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:32,964 We can take him! I’m gonna bite him! 566 00:19:33,048 --> 00:19:34,382 Aah! Don’t bite me! 567 00:19:34,466 --> 00:19:35,884 Hey! We’re whipping him around. 568 00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:37,302 Keep whipping, Bob! Keep whipping! 569 00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:39,137 Aah! Aah! 570 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,681 Hey, hey, hey! Stop! Stop! 571 00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:43,683 Look, we’ve had a little talk. 572 00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:46,311 -We want to leave Wheelie here. -Huh? -You do? 573 00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:48,229 We want to make the lie real. 574 00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:50,732 We don’t like how it got here, but it seems 575 00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:53,026 -like the right home for him. -He’ll be happy here. 576 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:55,153 Lot of space, good vibes, cool jams. 577 00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:57,113 And he’s a sucker for a disco ball. 578 00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:59,324 -I mean, who isn’t? -Uh, I’m not. 579 00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:01,618 It’s a bunch of broken glass spinning around. 580 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,995 Ugh, terrifying. It could kill us all. 581 00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:06,498 Kids, that’s so nice of you. So mature. 582 00:20:06,581 --> 00:20:08,458 Yeah, I’m impressed. 583 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,710 You know, we-we thought you wouldn’t be able to handle 584 00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:13,088 having to give away a huge stuffed animal 585 00:20:13,171 --> 00:20:15,006 that didn’t fit in any room. 586 00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:16,508 But we should have been honest with you 587 00:20:16,591 --> 00:20:18,551 and trusted that you could handle it. 588 00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:20,679 We got more handles than a grocery bag, baby. 589 00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:23,390 So I’m gonna let go of this, and no one’s gonna take it? 590 00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:24,974 -And no one’s gonna bite me? -Aw, yeah. 591 00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:26,726 Sorry I said I was gonna bite you. 592 00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:28,561 I wasn’t gonna do that. I’ve never bitten anybody. 593 00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:30,105 ALL: That’s a lie. 594 00:20:30,188 --> 00:20:31,356 We call her piranha mama. 595 00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:32,691 She bit a guy at the grocery store. 596 00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:34,234 W-We’re still not allowed to go to that one. 597 00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:36,152 -Well, I’m not, you are. -Hey, one last skate 598 00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:37,737 with Wheelie before we go? 599 00:20:37,821 --> 00:20:39,239 (grunting) 600 00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:40,865 I’m not good at this at all! 601 00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:42,450 I’m usually so graceful! 602 00:20:42,534 --> 00:20:44,452 I-I think this is how I die. 603 00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:46,121 I can only go backwards. 604 00:20:46,204 --> 00:20:48,456 Tell me if there’s anyone there. Tell me if there’s anyone there! 605 00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:50,417 Whoa! I-I don’t want Wheelie to remember us this way. 606 00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:53,378 Listen, if you ever want to bust out of here, no questions asked, 607 00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:55,130 you call me, okay? And, hey, 608 00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:57,340 -keep it wheel. -Yeah, you just slip them on. 609 00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:59,718 You can pee right through the neck hole. 610 00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:00,844 It's so convenient. 611 00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:02,387 ♪ He's a funky beast ♪ 612 00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:04,139 ♪ From another time ♪ 613 00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:06,016 ♪ With moves and grooves ♪ 614 00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:07,726 ♪ That'll blow your mind ♪ 615 00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:08,977 ♪ Wheelie ♪ 616 00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:10,687 ♪ Wheelie Mammoth ♪ 617 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,981 ♪ Wheelie, Wheelie Mammoth, Wheelie Mammoth ♪ 618 00:21:13,064 --> 00:21:16,109 ♪ Wheelie Mammoth, Wheelie, Wheelie Mammoth ♪ 619 00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:19,571 ♪ Watchin' him roll all around the floor 620 00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:22,699 ♪ It makes you wanna move like you're pre-historic ♪ 621 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,784 ♪ Wheelie ♪ 622 00:21:24,868 --> 00:21:26,036 ♪ Wheelie Mammoth ♪ 623 00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:28,455 ♪ Wheelie, Wheelie Mammoth, Wheelie Mammoth ♪ 624 00:21:28,538 --> 00:21:29,873 ♪ Wheelie Mammoth ♪ 625 00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:31,958 ♪ Wheelie, Wheelie Mammoth. ♪ 626 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,920 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH