1 00:00:01,305 --> 00:00:03,873 You're taking a bite out ofBob's Burgers. 2 00:00:03,916 --> 00:00:06,093 Oh, my God! This is the most exciting thing we've ever done! 3 00:00:06,136 --> 00:00:08,225 Catch all-new episodes Sundays. 4 00:00:08,269 --> 00:00:10,097 And check out our other Fox programs--The Simpsons, 5 00:00:10,140 --> 00:00:12,273 Ghosted, andFamily Guy. 6 00:00:12,316 --> 00:00:14,710 Have you seen Peter?He was just here. 7 00:00:14,753 --> 00:00:15,972 Only on Fox. 8 00:00:17,321 --> 00:00:20,020 ♪ 9 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:38,908 LINDA: ♪ We all go sleeping. 10 00:00:38,951 --> 00:00:40,083 -BOB: Whoa. -LINDA: Whatcha reading? 11 00:00:40,127 --> 00:00:41,911 -The Internet? -Oh, it's an article 12 00:00:41,954 --> 00:00:43,956 about those doctors that go to war zones. 13 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:45,262 What, like, for vacation? 14 00:00:45,306 --> 00:00:46,872 No, for saving people. 15 00:00:46,916 --> 00:00:48,265 Just makes it seem like 16 00:00:48,309 --> 00:00:50,963 what we do is so trivial. 17 00:00:51,007 --> 00:00:52,313 Oh, not this again. 18 00:00:52,356 --> 00:00:54,097 I mean, think about it, Lin. 19 00:00:54,141 --> 00:00:56,143 What we do doesn't really make a difference to anybody. 20 00:00:56,186 --> 00:00:57,579 What are you talking about? 21 00:00:57,622 --> 00:01:00,234 We make good food, and good food makes people happy. 22 00:01:00,277 --> 00:01:02,236 My God, is making burgers the dumbest thing 23 00:01:02,279 --> 00:01:03,237 we could've done with our lives? 24 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:04,716 That's it, give me that. 25 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:06,501 No more screen time for you at night. 26 00:01:06,544 --> 00:01:07,937 You get yourself all worked up. 27 00:01:07,980 --> 00:01:09,547 Wait-Wait, don't look at the other tabs I have open. 28 00:01:09,591 --> 00:01:12,724 I mean, I mean, not mine. Those were... pop-ups. 29 00:01:12,768 --> 00:01:14,552 Oh. Oh! Look at that. 30 00:01:14,596 --> 00:01:17,164 -Bobby... -Sorry. 31 00:01:17,207 --> 00:01:19,949 TEDDY: So after that, I dreamt I was in a hot tub... 32 00:01:19,992 --> 00:01:21,342 -Mm-hmm. Mm. -...and then I woke up, 33 00:01:21,385 --> 00:01:23,039 and I was in a cold sweat. You ever have that one? 34 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:25,302 -Nuh, uh, yeah, I think. -Okay. I'm coming clean. 35 00:01:25,346 --> 00:01:27,130 I didn't really dream that. 36 00:01:27,174 --> 00:01:28,784 But can you imagine how weird that would be if I did? 37 00:01:28,827 --> 00:01:30,177 Hey, you guys need a hand over there? 38 00:01:30,220 --> 00:01:31,352 -LINDA: No. -TINA: We're good. 39 00:01:31,395 --> 00:01:32,396 -GENE: No thanks. -LOUISE: You stay there and chat. 40 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:33,571 Oh, thank God. 41 00:01:33,615 --> 00:01:34,790 Uh, welcome to Bob's Burgers. 42 00:01:34,833 --> 00:01:37,053 -Hi. -Hi. 43 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:38,794 Uh, do-do you remember us? 44 00:01:38,837 --> 00:01:41,405 I-I do... not, I'm sorry. 45 00:01:41,449 --> 00:01:44,713 Oh, well, I'm Connor Coloroso. And this is Farrah. 46 00:01:44,756 --> 00:01:46,932 -Hello. -And we had our very first date 47 00:01:46,976 --> 00:01:48,195 here about three months ago. 48 00:01:48,238 --> 00:01:49,283 Oh, uh, good. 49 00:01:49,326 --> 00:01:50,327 Happy anniversary. 50 00:01:50,371 --> 00:01:52,286 It's a funny story, actually. How we met. 51 00:01:52,329 --> 00:01:54,375 We got into a fender-bender down by Wonder Wharf. 52 00:01:54,418 --> 00:01:57,160 Speed Racer here clipped my bumper when I was parking. 53 00:01:57,204 --> 00:01:58,553 It's true, Your Honor. 54 00:01:58,596 --> 00:02:00,250 And after we exchanged information, 55 00:02:00,294 --> 00:02:01,991 we decided to walk over here for lunch. 56 00:02:02,034 --> 00:02:04,167 And I've been clipping her bumper ever since. 57 00:02:04,211 --> 00:02:05,386 -TINA: Aw. -BOB: Hm. 58 00:02:05,429 --> 00:02:07,170 -That's fun. -Well... 59 00:02:07,214 --> 00:02:08,780 what can we get for you new lovebirds? 60 00:02:08,824 --> 00:02:10,260 A couple of burgers? 61 00:02:10,304 --> 00:02:12,567 Uh, actually, we came to tell you... 62 00:02:12,610 --> 00:02:13,785 We're engaged! 63 00:02:13,829 --> 00:02:15,091 -BOB: Uh...that's great. -LINDA: Congratulations. 64 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,049 LOUISE: I always knew you two would make it work. 65 00:02:17,093 --> 00:02:18,312 Let's see that rock, girl. 66 00:02:18,355 --> 00:02:20,314 Sorry, I heard someone say that on TV. 67 00:02:20,357 --> 00:02:21,576 I-Is it offensive? 68 00:02:21,619 --> 00:02:23,317 We have a big question to ask you, 69 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:24,753 and we really hope you say yes. 70 00:02:24,796 --> 00:02:26,189 Will you cater our wedding? 71 00:02:26,233 --> 00:02:28,235 Us? Cater your wedding? 72 00:02:28,278 --> 00:02:29,236 Don't take this the wrong way, 73 00:02:29,279 --> 00:02:31,325 but don't you want your wedding to be nice? 74 00:02:31,368 --> 00:02:33,327 'Course. But we're not really into the whole 75 00:02:33,370 --> 00:02:35,329 traditional wedding thing, you know? 76 00:02:35,372 --> 00:02:36,982 -Yeah. -I mean, we'd love to, 77 00:02:37,026 --> 00:02:40,203 but we're not really set up for catering, per se. 78 00:02:40,247 --> 00:02:42,074 -Or very good at it. -Right. 79 00:02:42,118 --> 00:02:44,076 And we sometimes use our kids, 80 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:46,035 which you probably might not want. 81 00:02:46,078 --> 00:02:48,080 -What? We're great. -Oh, no, no, no, 82 00:02:48,124 --> 00:02:49,473 we definitely want the kids as well. 83 00:02:49,517 --> 00:02:51,823 Yeah, they brought us our burgers on that first date. 84 00:02:51,867 --> 00:02:53,347 I have chills. Chills. 85 00:02:53,390 --> 00:02:56,219 You should name your first baby The Belcher Children. 86 00:02:56,263 --> 00:02:57,351 We really want this to happen. 87 00:02:57,394 --> 00:02:59,048 Something that's meaningful to us, 88 00:02:59,091 --> 00:03:00,832 instead of, like, a random caterer, you know, 89 00:03:00,876 --> 00:03:03,618 with their chicken or their salmon. 90 00:03:03,661 --> 00:03:06,229 That-That is kind of touching. 91 00:03:06,273 --> 00:03:07,491 It'll be for about 50 people. 92 00:03:07,535 --> 00:03:08,927 W-We could handle that. 93 00:03:08,971 --> 00:03:10,494 And we're having the wedding by the water, 94 00:03:10,538 --> 00:03:11,930 just outside of Bog Harbor. 95 00:03:11,974 --> 00:03:13,454 Oh, o-outdoors? 96 00:03:13,497 --> 00:03:15,282 Uh, I guess we could borrow a couple of coolers 97 00:03:15,325 --> 00:03:16,631 and rent a gas grill. 98 00:03:16,674 --> 00:03:18,415 Sure you can. They could cater your wedding 99 00:03:18,459 --> 00:03:20,722 if it was in a ditch by the highway. 100 00:03:20,765 --> 00:03:23,159 Hey, that's my wedding spot! Don't give it away. 101 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:24,378 So, when's the big day? 102 00:03:24,421 --> 00:03:25,683 A week from Saturday. 103 00:03:25,727 --> 00:03:27,250 -Huh? -What? A-A week from Saturday? 104 00:03:27,294 --> 00:03:29,034 That's not a lot of time to prep. 105 00:03:29,078 --> 00:03:31,515 We're both just really excited, and we don't wanna wait. 106 00:03:31,559 --> 00:03:32,734 Right. What's the point of waiting? 107 00:03:32,777 --> 00:03:35,302 Nobody gets better looking, huh? Right, Dad? 108 00:03:35,345 --> 00:03:36,346 -Louise. -Sorry. 109 00:03:36,390 --> 00:03:38,522 Oh. So romantic. 110 00:03:38,566 --> 00:03:40,611 You know what, Connor, Farrah, let's do it. 111 00:03:40,655 --> 00:03:42,526 -Great! -Yes! Thank you guys so much. 112 00:03:42,570 --> 00:03:43,658 We'll call you with all the details. 113 00:03:43,701 --> 00:03:45,616 -Sounds great. -Bye! 114 00:03:45,660 --> 00:03:46,965 -They're never gonna make it. -What? 115 00:03:47,009 --> 00:03:49,054 Y-You just said how romantic this is. 116 00:03:49,098 --> 00:03:50,882 What else am I gonna say in front of them? 117 00:03:50,926 --> 00:03:53,450 -What do you have against love? -Nothing! 118 00:03:53,494 --> 00:03:55,496 How am I excited about this and you're not? 119 00:03:55,539 --> 00:03:57,541 You love weddings. You love all this stuff. 120 00:03:57,585 --> 00:04:00,196 It's just... three months isn't enough time. 121 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,677 People should live together for at least 20 years. 122 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:04,548 Uh, wait, what? 20 years? 123 00:04:04,592 --> 00:04:06,333 Okay, fine. But-But three months? 124 00:04:06,376 --> 00:04:09,118 You haven't been in a fight yet. And if you did, it was cute. 125 00:04:09,161 --> 00:04:10,946 You haven't even smelled each other's farts. 126 00:04:10,989 --> 00:04:12,208 You're still holding them in. 127 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,644 You farted on our second date. 128 00:04:13,688 --> 00:04:15,733 Because I knew you were the one. 129 00:04:15,777 --> 00:04:17,431 Sitting on my lap. Just for the record. 130 00:04:17,474 --> 00:04:18,910 You loved it. 131 00:04:18,954 --> 00:04:21,348 If that's all it takes, I'm married to Dad, too. 132 00:04:21,391 --> 00:04:22,523 And to a bunch of people. 133 00:04:22,566 --> 00:04:24,742 My point is, we didn't get married 134 00:04:24,786 --> 00:04:26,222 three months after that fart. 135 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,919 Well, I think this is great. 136 00:04:27,963 --> 00:04:30,008 The rest of us are excited for this couple, right, kids? 137 00:04:30,052 --> 00:04:31,096 -TINA: Hell yeah. -GENE: Meh. 138 00:04:31,140 --> 00:04:32,402 LOUISE: No, I'm nine. 139 00:04:32,446 --> 00:04:34,491 I mean, our burgers brought those people together. 140 00:04:34,535 --> 00:04:36,406 It's kind of beautiful. 141 00:04:36,450 --> 00:04:39,148 Bob, you're like a greasy Cupid. Do me, do me next. 142 00:04:39,191 --> 00:04:41,106 I've been trying for a long time, Teddy. 143 00:04:41,150 --> 00:04:43,108 Now come on, everybody, hands in the middle. 144 00:04:43,152 --> 00:04:47,156 One, two, three... best wedding ever! 145 00:04:47,199 --> 00:04:48,244 No one said it. What happened? 146 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:49,724 You didn't tell us what to say. 147 00:04:49,767 --> 00:04:51,900 Sorry. "Best wedding ever" on three. 148 00:04:51,943 --> 00:04:53,597 Nah, the moment's passed. 149 00:04:53,641 --> 00:04:54,772 I'll do it with you, Bob. 150 00:04:54,816 --> 00:04:56,339 What? You're against this wedding. 151 00:04:56,383 --> 00:04:58,123 I know, but I like to chant. 152 00:04:58,167 --> 00:04:59,560 It's true. I got her to chant, 153 00:04:59,603 --> 00:05:01,213 "herpes, herpes, hooray" once. 154 00:05:01,257 --> 00:05:02,345 Oh, yeah, let's do that one again. 155 00:05:02,389 --> 00:05:05,827 ALL EXCEPT BOB: Herpes, herpes, hooray! 156 00:05:05,870 --> 00:05:07,307 Oh, my God. 157 00:05:10,484 --> 00:05:12,486 Okay, this might be the most important day 158 00:05:12,529 --> 00:05:14,052 in our restaurant's history. 159 00:05:14,096 --> 00:05:16,011 Our food helped make this wedding possible, 160 00:05:16,054 --> 00:05:18,056 and now it's gonna make it a success. 161 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:19,928 If the marriage tanks, is that our food's fault? 162 00:05:19,971 --> 00:05:21,756 I blame the buns. 163 00:05:21,799 --> 00:05:24,585 You can't blame our food if this marriage doesn't work. 164 00:05:24,628 --> 00:05:25,586 They're the ones rushing into this. 165 00:05:25,629 --> 00:05:27,414 The marriage is gonna work, Lin. 166 00:05:27,457 --> 00:05:29,720 Carter and Farrah have a love that burns brighter 167 00:05:29,764 --> 00:05:31,374 than any of us can comprehend. 168 00:05:31,418 --> 00:05:32,375 -Connor. -What? 169 00:05:32,419 --> 00:05:33,855 -It's Connor. -Who is Connor? 170 00:05:33,898 --> 00:05:36,248 -Carter is Connor. -Oh. Right. Connor. 171 00:05:36,292 --> 00:05:38,381 Anyway, the grill has a grease trap that needs to be cleaned 172 00:05:38,425 --> 00:05:40,383 before I return it, and since I'm gonna do 173 00:05:40,427 --> 00:05:42,385 most of the work today, I don't think it should be me. 174 00:05:42,429 --> 00:05:43,430 -Not it! -Not it! -Not it! 175 00:05:43,473 --> 00:05:45,040 One of you kids is doing it. 176 00:05:45,083 --> 00:05:47,042 I'm not greasing up these gorgeous hands. 177 00:05:47,085 --> 00:05:48,739 We'll figure something out. [coughs] Gene will do it. 178 00:05:48,783 --> 00:05:50,001 -Bless you. -Whoa. 179 00:05:50,045 --> 00:05:51,263 Pretty windy out here. 180 00:05:51,307 --> 00:05:52,787 It's almost as if God is whispering, 181 00:05:52,830 --> 00:05:55,659 "Three months is not long enough." 182 00:05:55,703 --> 00:05:56,530 Say it, don't spray it, God. 183 00:05:56,573 --> 00:05:58,053 Linda, shh. Here they come. 184 00:05:58,096 --> 00:05:59,881 -Nothing! -Hey guys! Look at you. 185 00:05:59,924 --> 00:06:01,099 Thank you. 186 00:06:01,143 --> 00:06:02,536 I-I just said "look at you." I-I didn't... 187 00:06:02,579 --> 00:06:03,972 Sorry, I-I'm nervous. 188 00:06:04,015 --> 00:06:06,235 So, I know you said that whatever I came up with 189 00:06:06,278 --> 00:06:08,542 for the burger of the day would be fine, but I hope you like 190 00:06:08,585 --> 00:06:11,458 what I landed on-- The "Ring-Gruyère-er" Burger. 191 00:06:11,501 --> 00:06:13,503 -Like ring bearer. -Yeah. 192 00:06:13,547 --> 00:06:16,332 It has Gruyère cheese and an onion ring on it. 193 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:17,681 Oh, my God, I love it! 194 00:06:17,725 --> 00:06:20,031 And it comes with a side of Farro salad. 195 00:06:20,075 --> 00:06:23,078 Get it? Like Farrah, but Farro. 196 00:06:23,121 --> 00:06:24,079 -Wow. -Amazing. 197 00:06:24,122 --> 00:06:26,037 Farro, Farrah. Oh, yeah. 198 00:06:26,081 --> 00:06:27,604 And I figured we'd cook over here. 199 00:06:27,648 --> 00:06:29,127 I don't want to get in the way of your crew 200 00:06:29,171 --> 00:06:30,128 while you're setting up. 201 00:06:30,172 --> 00:06:31,216 Oh, that's not a crew, Bob. 202 00:06:31,260 --> 00:06:32,348 Those are all wedding guests. 203 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,306 We're having a very do-it-yourself wedding. 204 00:06:34,350 --> 00:06:35,699 Oh, people love those. 205 00:06:35,743 --> 00:06:37,527 It's DIY, but, you know, 206 00:06:37,571 --> 00:06:38,920 we have the important stuff taken care of. 207 00:06:38,963 --> 00:06:41,226 Your burgers and Farrah's grandma's cake. 208 00:06:41,270 --> 00:06:43,359 Grandma couldn't make the trip, but she baked her famous 209 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,622 red velvet cake with cream cheese frosting for us. 210 00:06:45,666 --> 00:06:47,624 My cousin drove it all the way here from Atlanta. 211 00:06:47,668 --> 00:06:49,670 The lost city of Atlanta?! 212 00:06:49,713 --> 00:06:51,628 But the cream cheese frosting needs to be refrigerated. 213 00:06:51,672 --> 00:06:53,500 Can we put it in one of your coolers? 214 00:06:53,543 --> 00:06:57,373 I guess we could, um, yeah, make some room. Sure. 215 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,854 Also, uh, you're looking a little shorthanded out there. 216 00:06:59,897 --> 00:07:02,030 Y-You wanna borrow my kids to help set up? 217 00:07:02,073 --> 00:07:03,161 Oh, yeah, that'd be great. 218 00:07:03,205 --> 00:07:04,380 Would it, though? 219 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:05,860 Kids, go be helpful. 220 00:07:05,903 --> 00:07:08,602 I'll try, but geez, I'm not so good with this stuff. Whoa! 221 00:07:08,645 --> 00:07:11,387 -Louise! -Ugh, fine. 222 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,128 This isn't what we signed up for. 223 00:07:13,171 --> 00:07:14,608 Right? We were just supposed to 224 00:07:14,651 --> 00:07:15,826 hand Dad lettuce and stuff. 225 00:07:15,870 --> 00:07:17,567 Now we're chair monkeys? 226 00:07:17,611 --> 00:07:18,829 It's not so hard. We're just taking chairs 227 00:07:18,873 --> 00:07:21,136 and lining them up in rows. Oh, boy. 228 00:07:21,179 --> 00:07:23,704 I like posing for pictures more than most people, 229 00:07:23,747 --> 00:07:25,749 but you're really going to town. 230 00:07:25,793 --> 00:07:28,622 Sorry, it's just everyone loves kids in wedding pictures. 231 00:07:28,665 --> 00:07:30,754 That's why child weddings used to be so popular. 232 00:07:30,798 --> 00:07:31,755 PHOTOGRAPHER: Nah-huh, uh-huh. 233 00:07:31,799 --> 00:07:33,061 Okay, that ought to do it though, right? 234 00:07:33,104 --> 00:07:34,889 [chuckles nervously] There's gotta be some other kids 235 00:07:34,932 --> 00:07:36,630 around here you can photograph. 236 00:07:36,673 --> 00:07:39,763 A flower girl or a tuxedo baby or something... 237 00:07:39,807 --> 00:07:42,200 Nope! Uh, do you guys want me to jingle my keys for you? 238 00:07:42,244 --> 00:07:43,898 Huh? Are you too old for that? 239 00:07:43,941 --> 00:07:45,552 -Uh, give 'em a jingle. -Jingle-jangle. 240 00:07:45,595 --> 00:07:47,684 -Ooh, yup, I love it. -Jingle-jangle. 241 00:07:47,728 --> 00:07:50,339 [indistinct chatter] 242 00:07:50,382 --> 00:07:52,341 Wow, this cake is pretty big. 243 00:07:52,384 --> 00:07:54,299 Yeah, it's a wedding cake. They're big. 244 00:07:54,343 --> 00:07:56,563 That's their job-- that's the one thing they have to be. 245 00:07:56,606 --> 00:07:58,652 I think I can squeeze this in here. 246 00:07:58,695 --> 00:08:00,741 Oh... thank God. It fits. 247 00:08:00,784 --> 00:08:02,220 [sighs] We're doing everything. 248 00:08:02,264 --> 00:08:03,526 Now we're cooling the cake. 249 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:05,572 Those dum-dum's didn't think anything through... 250 00:08:05,615 --> 00:08:07,182 -Hello! -Hey, you! 251 00:08:07,225 --> 00:08:10,620 Uh, good news. Uh, the cake fits in the cooler, no problem. 252 00:08:10,664 --> 00:08:13,536 -I did it. Linda did nothing. -Hey. 253 00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:15,625 So, the ceremony's gonna begin in a little bit. 254 00:08:15,669 --> 00:08:17,975 Is it possible you guys could join us? As guests? 255 00:08:18,019 --> 00:08:19,542 It would mean so much to us. 256 00:08:19,586 --> 00:08:21,196 I-I mean if you can swing it, time-wise. 257 00:08:21,239 --> 00:08:23,328 Oh, uh, yes, we would love to. 258 00:08:23,372 --> 00:08:24,591 Uh, thank you. 259 00:08:24,634 --> 00:08:26,157 Great. See you out there. 260 00:08:26,201 --> 00:08:28,682 Wow. Has anyone ever been a caterer 261 00:08:28,725 --> 00:08:30,205 and a guest at the same wedding? 262 00:08:30,248 --> 00:08:31,946 -Are we pioneers? -[gasps] 263 00:08:31,989 --> 00:08:34,035 No one's ever dreamed that big, I guess. 264 00:08:34,078 --> 00:08:35,950 I'm going to pretend that you're being sincere 265 00:08:35,993 --> 00:08:37,560 and that we are pioneers. 266 00:08:37,604 --> 00:08:39,693 And... we're done. 267 00:08:39,736 --> 00:08:41,564 Someone's rows got pretty good there near the end. 268 00:08:41,608 --> 00:08:43,348 Mine. My rows. 269 00:08:43,392 --> 00:08:44,785 What are those people doing? 270 00:08:44,828 --> 00:08:46,961 Oh, they're putting something under every seat. 271 00:08:47,004 --> 00:08:47,962 Oprah much? 272 00:08:48,005 --> 00:08:49,572 So, uh, what's in the box? 273 00:08:49,616 --> 00:08:51,269 Oh, no-no-no, don't open those, kids. 274 00:08:51,313 --> 00:08:52,967 It's a surprise for during the wedding. 275 00:08:53,010 --> 00:08:55,665 Ooh, you had me at "surprise for during the wedding." 276 00:08:55,709 --> 00:08:56,840 I just said it, though. 277 00:08:56,884 --> 00:08:58,450 Yeah, and that's where you had me. 278 00:08:58,494 --> 00:08:59,843 You've lost me now. 279 00:08:59,887 --> 00:09:01,715 Oh no, no-no-no, the... 280 00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:03,673 the photo of them river rafting. 281 00:09:03,717 --> 00:09:05,588 [moans] 282 00:09:05,632 --> 00:09:07,982 ["Pachelbel's Canon" playing] 283 00:09:08,025 --> 00:09:09,592 [phone buzzing] 284 00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:11,246 -Hello? -Bob, it's Teddy. 285 00:09:11,289 --> 00:09:12,639 [quietly] Oh, why'd I pick up? 286 00:09:12,682 --> 00:09:14,205 How's the wedding going? You have everything all set? 287 00:09:14,249 --> 00:09:15,946 Yeah, we had to hurry through prep because 288 00:09:15,990 --> 00:09:17,861 they invited us to attend the ceremony. 289 00:09:17,905 --> 00:09:19,602 -Wow. -Which I think is, uh, 290 00:09:19,646 --> 00:09:20,690 about to start, so I gotta... 291 00:09:20,734 --> 00:09:22,605 Hold on, hold on. I wrote a toast for you. 292 00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:24,389 Just in case they ask. They might not ask, but they... 293 00:09:24,433 --> 00:09:25,782 Teddy, I'm not gonna be asked to do a toast. 294 00:09:25,826 --> 00:09:27,741 -...you wanna be ready. -I'm hanging up now. 295 00:09:27,784 --> 00:09:30,221 "As a burger man, I can tell you every romance 296 00:09:30,265 --> 00:09:32,833 has its share of pickles and beefs." 297 00:09:32,876 --> 00:09:34,661 I, uh, did you ge... 298 00:09:34,704 --> 00:09:36,967 Welcome to Connor and Farrah's wedding. 299 00:09:37,011 --> 00:09:39,230 Before we begin, the bride and groom asked 300 00:09:39,274 --> 00:09:41,668 that I thank everyone who chipped in today. 301 00:09:41,711 --> 00:09:45,019 Your help is as personal to them as their childhood blankets, 302 00:09:45,062 --> 00:09:46,890 which adorn the wedding arch. 303 00:09:46,934 --> 00:09:50,546 Farrah called hers Frankie. "Frankie the Blankie." 304 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,896 We were allowed to bring our blankies to this thing? 305 00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:55,899 Now, if you will please rise. 306 00:09:55,943 --> 00:09:58,815 -["Bridal March" playing] -[guests ooh and ahh] 307 00:09:58,859 --> 00:10:01,644 Are you crying already? 308 00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:04,212 It's just... this is all because of our food. 309 00:10:04,255 --> 00:10:05,779 They'll be telling their grandchildren about us. 310 00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:08,346 [wind gusting] Ooh, oh, geez, this wind! 311 00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:11,872 When Connor and Farrah asked me to... [wind breaks up audio] 312 00:10:11,915 --> 00:10:15,266 ...all right, but the only shoes I have are sandals... 313 00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:19,227 We'll have to wait for my fungal infection to clear up... 314 00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:20,445 [audio out] 315 00:10:20,489 --> 00:10:21,882 ...Sammy Davis, Jr. 316 00:10:21,925 --> 00:10:23,361 -BOB: Uh-oh. -LOUISE: Yeah. 317 00:10:23,405 --> 00:10:24,667 Who would've guessed a big piece of poster board 318 00:10:24,711 --> 00:10:26,060 would keep blowing away? 319 00:10:26,103 --> 00:10:27,931 I told you. This is what happens 320 00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:30,151 when you rush into a wedding. Oh, my face! 321 00:10:30,194 --> 00:10:31,369 [wind gusting] 322 00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:33,458 Is that guy flashing the officiant? 323 00:10:33,502 --> 00:10:36,287 No, Tina, he's trying to block the wind from the microphone. 324 00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:38,289 The bride and groom have a special surprise 325 00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:40,901 that they feel symbolizes their love. 326 00:10:40,944 --> 00:10:42,554 If you would all look under your seats... 327 00:10:42,598 --> 00:10:43,730 Finally. 328 00:10:43,773 --> 00:10:44,948 OFFICIANT: I'm going to count to three, 329 00:10:44,992 --> 00:10:47,037 and we'll open our boxes together. 330 00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:48,778 One, two, three. 331 00:10:48,822 --> 00:10:50,737 A dead butterfly? 332 00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:52,086 That's what I got, too. 333 00:10:52,129 --> 00:10:53,696 Mine looks okay. 334 00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:54,828 Oh, no, dead. 335 00:10:54,871 --> 00:10:56,133 Oh, my God. 336 00:10:56,177 --> 00:10:59,180 A beautiful cloud of butterflies to symbolize... 337 00:10:59,223 --> 00:11:01,704 Oh, uh, anyone get a live one? 338 00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:03,575 Okay, well, let's see if we can get them to fly 339 00:11:03,619 --> 00:11:05,055 at the same time. 340 00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:07,101 Everyone, just toss your dead butterfly into the air 341 00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:08,406 and they'll look alive. 342 00:11:08,450 --> 00:11:10,365 One, two, three. 343 00:11:10,408 --> 00:11:11,714 -[wind gusts] -BOB: Oh, God. 344 00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:13,934 They can swim, probably, right? 345 00:11:13,977 --> 00:11:16,632 Maybe the live ones can float on the dead ones? 346 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,287 And now, the bride and groom have written their own vows, 347 00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:21,376 which they will read to one another. 348 00:11:21,419 --> 00:11:25,554 Farrah, the Oxford English Dictionary define... 349 00:11:25,597 --> 00:11:27,948 [microphone distortion] 350 00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:29,123 I can't hear. 351 00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:30,428 The P.A. cut out. 352 00:11:30,472 --> 00:11:32,169 FARRAH: Frankie! 353 00:11:32,213 --> 00:11:35,912 -Oh, no. -Looks like Frankie's going to Hollywood. 354 00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:43,180 [wind gusting] 355 00:11:43,224 --> 00:11:46,183 Okay, that was, uh, well, uh, we all saw it. 356 00:11:46,227 --> 00:11:47,532 It-it didn't go well. 357 00:11:47,576 --> 00:11:48,795 It was bad. 358 00:11:48,838 --> 00:11:50,318 -Yeah. -Really bad. 359 00:11:50,361 --> 00:11:51,841 Wait, that was the wedding? 360 00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:53,800 Yes. Which is why 361 00:11:53,843 --> 00:11:55,802 we have to make this the best reception ever. 362 00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:57,586 Our food is what brought them together, 363 00:11:57,629 --> 00:12:01,024 and now it's the only thing that can possibly save this day. 364 00:12:01,068 --> 00:12:02,765 Don't put so much pressure on yourself, Bob. 365 00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:04,593 Yeah, cut yourself some slack, B-dawg. 366 00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:06,900 Uh, the "B" stands for "Bob." That's you. 367 00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:08,945 -Can I not be B-dawg? -Sleep on it? 368 00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:10,642 Anyway, we just need to stay focused 369 00:12:10,686 --> 00:12:12,688 and make sure everything goes perfectly. 370 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:13,820 The wind blew out the grill. 371 00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:14,908 Damn it! 372 00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:16,431 Bob, calm down. 373 00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:18,346 Let's just move the grill behind the car. 374 00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:19,956 Right, right, right, of course. 375 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,392 [quietly]: B-dawg's freaking out. 376 00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:23,394 Okay, it seems to be staying lit. 377 00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:25,048 Uh, your mom and I will man the grill, 378 00:12:25,092 --> 00:12:26,571 you guys form an assembly line with the meat, 379 00:12:26,615 --> 00:12:27,790 Gruyère and onion rings. 380 00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:29,226 And I need everyone focused. 381 00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:30,924 Oh, my God, what are you doing? 382 00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:32,664 We're onion accessorizing. 383 00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:34,884 -We're fancy. -You know what? Forget it. 384 00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:37,017 You guys go do something far away from here. 385 00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:38,845 Your mom and I will take care of this. 386 00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:40,585 Let's go before they change their minds, huh? 387 00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:42,805 [sighs] Okay, Bob, you can do this. 388 00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:44,807 ♪ This wedding is my war zone 389 00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:48,202 ♪ And I'm the doctor in it 390 00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:51,031 ♪ I've got to save their special day ♪ 391 00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:53,685 ♪ Got to cater it to the limit 392 00:12:53,729 --> 00:12:56,645 ♪ Something so important 393 00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:58,908 ♪ Our burgers were their Cupid 394 00:12:58,952 --> 00:13:00,301 ♪ Got to give Farrah and what's-his-name ♪ 395 00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:01,824 ♪ A perfect reception 396 00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:03,957 ♪ To prove my job's not stupid 397 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,742 ♪ So do I take this meat to grill just right ♪ 398 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,614 ♪ I do 399 00:13:09,658 --> 00:13:12,095 ♪ Take this cheese to melt on top so nice ♪ 400 00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:14,968 -♪ I do... -♪ Bob, this isn't on you 401 00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:17,318 ♪ That ceremony was upsetting 402 00:13:17,361 --> 00:13:19,886 ♪ The way those two rushed into this ♪ 403 00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:22,714 ♪ You'd think it was a shotgun wedding ♪ 404 00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:25,979 ♪ But do I take these buns to have and hold, I do ♪ 405 00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:28,503 ♪ All you can do is do your best-est ♪ 406 00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:31,419 ♪ Toast them perfect, so their love grows old, I do ♪ 407 00:13:31,462 --> 00:13:33,334 ♪ They are a couple of hot messes ♪ 408 00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:36,772 ♪ And do I swear that I won't screw this up, I do ♪ 409 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,035 ♪ Bob, you're crazy 410 00:13:39,079 --> 00:13:41,472 ♪ And do I need this more than anything ♪ 411 00:13:41,516 --> 00:13:44,736 ♪ Do I think you've lost your mind on this ♪ 412 00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:48,653 ♪ I do. 413 00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:50,307 Bored. 414 00:13:50,351 --> 00:13:52,919 Hey, you want to see who can get in the most pictures? 415 00:13:52,962 --> 00:13:54,964 How will we know who gets in the most? Honor system? 416 00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:56,923 Honor? No. We'll, uh, look at his camera 417 00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:58,707 after the thing and count them up. 418 00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,448 What are we playing for? Pink slips? 419 00:14:00,491 --> 00:14:02,754 Let's say whoever gets in the least amount of pictures 420 00:14:02,798 --> 00:14:06,715 is the loser and has to clean the grease trap on the grill. 421 00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:08,456 Deal. I got this wrapped up. 422 00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:10,806 There's a reason they call it photo-Gene-ic. 423 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:15,115 I'm in, too. Your butts are about to get shuts down. 424 00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:16,943 ♪ 425 00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:18,161 ♪ Snap, snap 426 00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:20,076 ♪ Grease trap 427 00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:24,080 ♪ Snap, snap, grease trap 428 00:14:24,124 --> 00:14:28,519 -♪ Snap, snap, grease trap -[fake laughing] 429 00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:29,694 Ha... 430 00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:31,305 -Oh, God, where is it? -What? 431 00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:33,916 We're missing, like, 20 slices of Gruyère. 432 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,962 If we can't find it, the burger of the day won't make sense 433 00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:38,399 and dinner will be just one more thing that went wrong today. 434 00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:40,140 I can't let this happen. 435 00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:41,141 Take a deep breath, Bob. 436 00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:43,056 The burgers will be delicious either way. 437 00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:45,536 And you're not responsible for anything that happened today. 438 00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:47,538 We're responsible for them getting married, Lin. 439 00:14:47,582 --> 00:14:49,627 We're responsible for all of this. 440 00:14:49,671 --> 00:14:51,978 Just because we brought these two together in some way 441 00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:53,196 doesn't mean it's our fault that they had 442 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:55,329 a poorly planned wedding during a windstorm. 443 00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:56,939 Cheese, where are you? 444 00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,941 I mean, their relationship started with a car accident, 445 00:14:58,985 --> 00:14:59,942 and now it's a train wreck. 446 00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:02,989 -Hi, hello. -Not helping, Lin. 447 00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:05,556 My point is nothing bad that's happened today is your fault. 448 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:06,557 Found it! 449 00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:09,082 Oh... Oh, God. Uh... uh! 450 00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:10,518 [shouts] 451 00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:13,216 -No! -Okay, that one's your fault. 452 00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:18,178 Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, 453 00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:20,093 -oh, my God. -Should we leave? The car's right here. 454 00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:21,398 Should we just leave? We'll just go. 455 00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:23,183 -[groans] -They'll send the kids home. 456 00:15:23,226 --> 00:15:24,836 BOB: I killed it. It's ruined. 457 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:27,187 T-This is Grandma's special cake. 458 00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:29,189 The second most important thing after the burgers. 459 00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:30,451 -Probably more important. -Lin! 460 00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:31,800 You're right, it doesn't matter. 461 00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:33,323 -Okay, we got to tell them. -No. 462 00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:34,672 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 463 00:15:34,716 --> 00:15:36,196 W-We have to fix it. 464 00:15:36,239 --> 00:15:37,675 W-We have to try and reshape it. 465 00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:39,025 If it gets dark enough, right? 466 00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:40,417 No one will notice. 467 00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:41,984 Oh, who am I kidding? 468 00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:43,638 I've ruined their whole wedding. 469 00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:45,248 No, no, Bob, I'll do it. 470 00:15:45,292 --> 00:15:46,902 You cook, and I'll try to reshape it. 471 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,121 I've eaten a lot of cake in my life, 472 00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:50,253 so, uh, hopefully, I can do it from memory. 473 00:15:50,297 --> 00:15:51,472 Mm. Oh, it's good. 474 00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:53,213 -Lin. Don't... -Bob, let me work. 475 00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:56,129 Ah. Pretty sure I got this one locked up. 476 00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:58,696 That grease trap has one of your names on it. 477 00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:01,264 Dream on, sister. I've been in, like, every picture he's taken. 478 00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:03,136 -[camera shutter clicks] -Um, except that one. 479 00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:04,398 Okay, then. You guys want to end it now? 480 00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:06,226 -Should we could them up? -Fine with me. 481 00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:07,923 I'll call you Rizzo and you Frenchy, 482 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,881 'cause you're about to be in grease. 483 00:16:09,925 --> 00:16:12,145 Shut your cheese flaps and get ready to clean that grease trap. 484 00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:14,451 Hey, clicky fingers. Clicky. 485 00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:17,280 PHOTOGRAPHER: Uh, you guys almost done? 486 00:16:17,324 --> 00:16:18,716 I-I really should be still taking photos. 487 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,153 Shh, shh, shh. You're making me lose count. 488 00:16:20,196 --> 00:16:21,502 Not looking good for you, Gene. 489 00:16:21,545 --> 00:16:23,243 So far, Tina has the most pictures, 490 00:16:23,286 --> 00:16:25,506 and I have one more than you. 491 00:16:25,549 --> 00:16:27,203 I thought the camera loved me. 492 00:16:27,247 --> 00:16:29,249 PHOTOGRAPHER: That's it. We're back to the first picture 493 00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:30,598 I took today, that's-that's all of them. 494 00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:31,816 Ha! Gene loses. 495 00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:33,253 Wait, I'm in that picture. 496 00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:34,732 What? Where? 497 00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:36,082 GENE: I'm reflected in her sunglasses. 498 00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:38,171 I was trying to get her attention because I thought 499 00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:39,694 she was Helen Mirren. 500 00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:41,261 Wait a second, that's not Helen Mirren? 501 00:16:41,304 --> 00:16:43,263 GENE: Look, I'm in there twice. 502 00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:45,047 I don't lose, Louise does. 503 00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:46,657 -No! -Yes. 504 00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:48,311 [sighs] I got to call my mom 505 00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:49,269 and tell her I didn't meet Helen Mirren. 506 00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:50,618 Well, I won, as predicted. 507 00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:52,402 I shutted your butts. 508 00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:55,144 Should we go back and see how much grease you have to clean? 509 00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:56,754 -You shut your butt. -You shut your butt. 510 00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:58,495 -No, you shut your butt! -My butt is shut. 511 00:16:58,539 --> 00:17:01,150 Mine's wide open! 512 00:17:01,194 --> 00:17:03,761 -[indistinct chatter] -MAN: Mmm, mmm. 513 00:17:03,805 --> 00:17:05,415 These burgers are amazing. 514 00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:07,113 Hey, save room for Farrah's grandma's cake. 515 00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:10,333 -It is going to blow your mind. -Really? 516 00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:13,423 But cake's cake. Y-You've had one, you've had 'em all. 517 00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:15,251 Sometimes, you don't even want something sweet after a meal. 518 00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:16,948 Am I right? 519 00:17:16,992 --> 00:17:19,342 [chuckling]: I mean, it's sometimes too much. 520 00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:21,301 [stifled laugh] Bob, come on, you're too much. 521 00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:22,476 [laughs] 522 00:17:22,519 --> 00:17:23,781 Let's get to that cake cutting. 523 00:17:23,825 --> 00:17:25,087 [chanting]: Cake, cake, cake, cake! 524 00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:27,568 ALL [chanting]: Cake! Cake! Cake! 525 00:17:27,611 --> 00:17:28,786 LINDA [chanting]: Cake! Cake! 526 00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:30,310 Lin, I thought you were fixing the cake. 527 00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:32,573 Sorry, you know I can't resist a chant. 528 00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:34,140 [sighs] Well, go back and fix it. 529 00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:36,316 Right. Right, right, right. 530 00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:38,318 Oh, God. 531 00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:41,799 Uh, okay! 532 00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:43,714 Here's the cake. 533 00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:45,238 ALL: Ooh. 534 00:17:45,281 --> 00:17:47,283 Okay, Linda, uh, bring it into the light. 535 00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:49,155 W-We want to take a picture. 536 00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:50,330 No, I'm good. 537 00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:51,113 Linda, come on. 538 00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:52,593 Okay. 539 00:17:52,636 --> 00:17:54,725 [chuckles] Y-You're going backwards. 540 00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:56,727 -You're going backwards. -Um... 541 00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:57,989 Just kidding. Ha. 542 00:17:58,033 --> 00:18:00,340 Here I come. 543 00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:01,689 Oh, dear Lord. 544 00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:03,256 Oh. Oh, no. 545 00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:05,519 What-what happened to Grandma's cake? 546 00:18:05,562 --> 00:18:06,911 What do you mean? 547 00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:08,304 Um, it's all smushed. 548 00:18:08,348 --> 00:18:11,046 What? No, that's how it looks. 549 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,743 It's, uh, Grandma made it like that. 550 00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:13,918 You know. 551 00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:15,268 She's so old. 552 00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:18,053 [laughs] Uh, t-this is a-a joke, right? 553 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:21,796 I mean, now you'll bring out the real cake? Ha, ha? 554 00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:24,407 No. Listen, Farrah, Carter... 555 00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:25,365 -Connor. -Connor. 556 00:18:25,408 --> 00:18:26,975 I-I'm sorry. 557 00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:28,368 I-I got myself worked up 558 00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:30,413 trying to make everything perfect for tonight, 559 00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:33,634 especially after literally everything went wrong today, 560 00:18:33,677 --> 00:18:37,855 so I was rushing around and I fell on your cake. 561 00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:41,163 [crying]: Oh, my God, oh, my God. 562 00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:42,947 Everything did go wrong today. 563 00:18:42,991 --> 00:18:45,080 I keep telling myself it was all okay, 564 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:48,997 just one thing, here or there, but it isn't okay. 565 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:51,391 The wind blew everything everywhere. 566 00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:56,178 I lost my baby blanket that I was gonna give to my children. 567 00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:58,789 -Poor little baby, The Belcher Children. -Louise. 568 00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:01,314 And now Grandma's cake is ruined. 569 00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:04,186 Is this just one big omen? 570 00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:06,188 [stammers] Of course not. 571 00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:08,277 We're-We're gonna be okay. 572 00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:11,454 -But what if we aren't? -[microphone distortion] 573 00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:14,979 -Farrah, I'm so glad you brought that up. -Oh, God. 574 00:19:15,023 --> 00:19:16,372 Look. When you first told me you were getting married 575 00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:17,852 after three months, 576 00:19:17,895 --> 00:19:19,810 I thought you were bananas in the tailpipe. 577 00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:21,421 I thought it was too short. 578 00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:23,249 You haven't smelled each other's farts. 579 00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:26,643 You haven't been through enough bad stuff together, I thought. 580 00:19:26,687 --> 00:19:29,255 But today, you really packed it in. 581 00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:32,083 The universe cut a big fart all over your wedding. 582 00:19:32,127 --> 00:19:34,869 And also someone clogged up the porta potty, which is hard. 583 00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:36,131 Yeah, someone. 584 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,611 It was like that when I got there. 585 00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:39,656 Anyway, most people would have cracked earlier, 586 00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:41,789 but you let it all roll off your back. 587 00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:44,270 And then my extremely passionate husband 588 00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:45,923 fell on your grandma's cake and broke you. 589 00:19:45,967 --> 00:19:47,360 "Broke" is a little... 590 00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:49,623 But looking at you now, can I tell you something? 591 00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:52,060 I guarantee you two are gonna make it. 592 00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:53,409 [sniffles] We are? 593 00:19:53,453 --> 00:19:55,063 Yeah. You are. 594 00:19:55,106 --> 00:19:56,717 The way you handled everything today shows 595 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,284 how all you really care about is each other. 596 00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:00,286 And you know what else? 597 00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:04,377 The cake doesn't look great, but I bet it still tastes great. 598 00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:05,726 There's no dirt in it or anything, 599 00:20:05,769 --> 00:20:07,641 just pretend like you already chewed it! 600 00:20:07,684 --> 00:20:11,514 Mmm, mmm! Oh, it's delicious, Grandma. [laughs] 601 00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:12,863 If you don't look at it, it's fine. 602 00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:14,387 Just like you guys. 603 00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:15,866 Wait, what does that mean? 604 00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:17,346 Oh! No, I mean... 605 00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:19,479 Not... not that! I didn't mean that. 606 00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:21,524 But you do have mascara running down your face 607 00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:23,396 like a crazy clown, I'm sorry. 608 00:20:23,439 --> 00:20:25,049 My crazy clown. 609 00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:26,094 [sniffles] 610 00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:27,313 Oh, you. 611 00:20:27,356 --> 00:20:28,705 Now, let's try some cake, huh? 612 00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:30,446 Oh, oh... Mm, it's really falling apart. 613 00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:32,361 [laughs] Also, I was wrong. 614 00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:34,755 There is a little dirt in it, and a salad fork. 615 00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:36,931 I lost that in there when I was trying to reshape it, 616 00:20:36,974 --> 00:20:38,715 so look out for that. Enjoy. 617 00:20:38,759 --> 00:20:40,543 Who is this woman? 618 00:20:40,587 --> 00:20:41,762 I'm the caterer, ma'am. 619 00:20:41,805 --> 00:20:43,677 The caterer. 620 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:46,636 BOB: Linda, what you said before was beautiful. 621 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:49,160 I-I think you saved the wedding. 622 00:20:49,204 --> 00:20:51,293 No, we saved the wedding, Bob. 623 00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:52,990 We made this wedding. 624 00:20:53,034 --> 00:20:54,557 Take that, doctors in war zones. 625 00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:57,212 Yeah. I mean, they do good stuff, too. 626 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,432 But not everyone can make burgers. 627 00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:00,998 Hey! It's Frankie! 628 00:21:01,042 --> 00:21:02,957 TINA: Talk about a wet blanket. 629 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,741 -Get it? -Too soon. -Oh, God. 630 00:21:04,785 --> 00:21:07,222 -What? -Ugh, there's a dead butterfly in the cake. 631 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,528 -[gagging] -Does it taste like butter? 632 00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:10,138 If the answer is no, lie to me. 633 00:21:10,181 --> 00:21:11,357 Oh, it's just a leaf. 634 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:12,445 Mmm, it's good. 635 00:21:12,488 --> 00:21:14,098 Oh, oh... [gagging] 636 00:21:14,142 --> 00:21:16,405 ♪ This wedding is my war zone 637 00:21:16,449 --> 00:21:19,190 ♪ And I'm the doctor in it 638 00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:21,367 ♪ I've got to save their special day ♪ 639 00:21:21,410 --> 00:21:23,934 ♪ Got to cater it to the limit 640 00:21:23,978 --> 00:21:26,328 ♪ But do I take these buns to have and hold ♪ 641 00:21:26,372 --> 00:21:27,764 ♪ I do 642 00:21:27,808 --> 00:21:29,766 ♪ All you can do is do your best-est ♪ 643 00:21:29,810 --> 00:21:32,334 ♪ Toast 'em perfect so their love grows old ♪ 644 00:21:32,378 --> 00:21:34,902 -♪ I do -♪ They are a couple of hot messes ♪ 645 00:21:34,945 --> 00:21:37,470 ♪ And do I swear that I won't screw this up ♪ 646 00:21:37,513 --> 00:21:40,037 -♪ I do -♪ Bob, you're crazy 647 00:21:40,081 --> 00:21:42,823 ♪ And do I need this more than anything ♪ 648 00:21:42,866 --> 00:21:45,391 ♪ Do I think you've lost your mind on this ♪ 649 00:21:45,434 --> 00:21:47,131 LINDA and BOB: ♪ I... 650 00:21:47,175 --> 00:21:49,090 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 651 00:21:51,397 --> 00:21:53,529 Those were some tasty laughs onBob's Burgers. 652 00:21:53,573 --> 00:21:55,966 Now here are a few more shows to check out from Fox. 653 00:21:57,446 --> 00:21:59,796 Who's ready for a Fox Sunday Survey? 654 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:01,276 -Okay. -Okay. 655 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,799 Okay, I guess. 656 00:22:02,843 --> 00:22:04,410 -ANNOUNCER: Okay. -Let's do it! 657 00:22:04,453 --> 00:22:06,716 -Are you in love withBob's Burgers? -Yes. 658 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,283 -The Simpsons? -Oh, yes! 659 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,458 -Brooklyn? -Yes! 660 00:22:09,502 --> 00:22:10,503 -Family Guy? -Yes. 661 00:22:10,546 --> 00:22:12,287 -The Last Man on Earth? -Yes! 662 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,462 Potatoes?Yes. 663 00:22:13,506 --> 00:22:14,376 Butter?Yes. 664 00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:15,638 Cream?Yes. 665 00:22:15,682 --> 00:22:16,422 Lamb?Yes. 666 00:22:16,465 --> 00:22:17,771 Chicken broth?Yes. 667 00:22:17,814 --> 00:22:20,208 Don't miss the funniest night on television. 668 00:22:20,251 --> 00:22:21,601 Lightsaber?Not on the menu. 669 00:22:21,644 --> 00:22:23,211 No way!Oh, no! 670 00:22:23,254 --> 00:22:26,867 See it all first, Sundays on Fox.