1 00:00:01,235 --> 00:00:03,671 You're taking a bite out of Bob's Burgers. 2 00:00:03,704 --> 00:00:06,074 Oh, my God! This is the most exciting thing we've ever done! 3 00:00:06,107 --> 00:00:08,176 Catch all-new episodes Sundays. 4 00:00:08,209 --> 00:00:10,078 And check out our other Fox programs-- The Simpsons, 5 00:00:10,111 --> 00:00:11,979 Ghosted, and Family Guy. 6 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:14,548 Have you seen Peter? He was just here. 7 00:00:14,582 --> 00:00:15,749 Only on Fox. 8 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:21,021 * 9 00:00:37,638 --> 00:00:40,341 Here she comes. It's go time. 10 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:41,909 One, two, three. 11 00:00:41,942 --> 00:00:43,877 Happy Mother's Day! 12 00:00:43,911 --> 00:00:46,046 -Aw. -We made you a card. 13 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:48,516 It has a picture of you giving birth to all of us, 14 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:50,418 and you're saying, "Ow-chi-wah-wah!" 15 00:00:50,451 --> 00:00:53,121 Ooh. It's so graphic, but I love it. 16 00:00:53,154 --> 00:00:55,756 Happy Mother's Day, Lin. I snuck out early this morning 17 00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:57,458 and bought bacon and eggs and berries, 18 00:00:57,491 --> 00:01:00,361 and I was gonna make a special Mother's Day breakfast. 19 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:02,963 But I didn't get started yet 'cause I went to the bathroom, 20 00:01:02,996 --> 00:01:05,133 and it took, um, it took a long time. 21 00:01:05,166 --> 00:01:09,403 Aw, that's really sweet, but I've actually got 22 00:01:09,437 --> 00:01:12,072 a little Mother's Day idea. (clears throat) 23 00:01:12,106 --> 00:01:16,310 Today, all of you have to say yes to me, no matter what, 24 00:01:16,344 --> 00:01:19,113 because on this Mother's Day, I am all-powerful, 25 00:01:19,147 --> 00:01:20,881 I am mom-nipotent! 26 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:23,284 That's hot. I like a mom who takes control. 27 00:01:23,317 --> 00:01:25,953 What if you snap and ask us to murder somebody? 28 00:01:25,986 --> 00:01:27,788 You'd have to do it, 'cause it's Mother's Day. 29 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:29,390 -LOUISE: Hmm. -Okay, Your Momnipotency, 30 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:31,425 uh, what do you want to do today? 31 00:01:31,459 --> 00:01:34,061 Well, Ginger was telling me about the open houses 32 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,463 on Kingshead Island. 33 00:01:35,496 --> 00:01:36,997 Not only do you get to walk through 34 00:01:37,030 --> 00:01:38,599 beautiful homes for sale, 35 00:01:38,632 --> 00:01:41,169 apparently, the realtors put out amazing finger food. 36 00:01:41,202 --> 00:01:43,571 -Go on. -It's all free. 37 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:46,240 We'll act rich, we'll take the tours, and we'll eat our way 38 00:01:46,274 --> 00:01:49,310 -around Kingshead Island. -(sighs) I-I don't know. 39 00:01:49,343 --> 00:01:50,611 And you have to say yes 'cause it's Mother's Day, 40 00:01:50,644 --> 00:01:51,845 and I'm mom-nipotent. 41 00:01:51,879 --> 00:01:53,447 Isn't it wrong to pretend we're buying a house 42 00:01:53,481 --> 00:01:55,149 to eat free food that isn't for us? 43 00:01:55,183 --> 00:01:57,351 Don't worry, these richy riches can afford to feed us. 44 00:01:57,385 --> 00:01:59,620 Oh, but before we leave, all of you have to bathe, 45 00:01:59,653 --> 00:02:01,189 'cause you all look a little gross. 46 00:02:01,222 --> 00:02:03,957 But I love you. Happy Mother's Day! 47 00:02:03,991 --> 00:02:05,626 (seagulls chirping) 48 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:07,528 So, uh, none of you wanted to dress up 49 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:09,297 to do the whole rich family thing? 50 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:12,132 -I changed my walk. Look. -Damn. 51 00:02:12,166 --> 00:02:14,034 Uh, well, I'm gonna go buy a snack. 52 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:17,305 -Watch my walk. -Oh, he looks so tired. 53 00:02:17,338 --> 00:02:20,841 -Hmm. Kind of hard to open, huh? -Lot of plastic wrap. 54 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:23,511 It's like they don't want us to get to the muffin. 55 00:02:23,544 --> 00:02:26,380 -But we're gonna, aren't we? -Yeah. Yeah, we are, eventually. 56 00:02:26,414 --> 00:02:28,048 Are you going to Kingshead Island? 57 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:29,850 Yeah. I'm going to my mother's house. 58 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:32,653 -Do you live on Kingshead? -Oh, God, no. We're poor. 59 00:02:32,686 --> 00:02:35,189 We're just gonna go for the day to check out open houses. 60 00:02:35,223 --> 00:02:37,625 Wait, if y-you're poor, why are you going to open houses? 61 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:39,227 Oh, 'cause my wife is forcing us 62 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:41,462 to go and eat the free food they give out. 63 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:43,664 -Oh, so you mean lie. -No, we're-we're just gonna 64 00:02:43,697 --> 00:02:45,633 pretend to be people that are different from-- 65 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:47,067 Yeah, lie, lie. 66 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:49,303 -We're gonna lie. -(gasps) Hey, I did it! 67 00:02:49,337 --> 00:02:51,672 Ugh, I feel like I'm still 20 minutes away, but... 68 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:53,241 You'll get there. 69 00:02:53,274 --> 00:02:55,309 LINDA: Okay, remember: 70 00:02:55,343 --> 00:02:56,977 we're very rich, we're here to buy a house, 71 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:59,046 so when we get in there, don't go right for the food. 72 00:02:59,079 --> 00:03:00,381 Just play it cool. 73 00:03:00,414 --> 00:03:02,049 Oh, my God, look at that spread! 74 00:03:02,082 --> 00:03:03,317 -Lin, calm down. -Look at it! 75 00:03:03,351 --> 00:03:04,918 -Lin. -Okay, you're right. 76 00:03:04,952 --> 00:03:06,654 I'll calm down. I'm just gonna touch a shrimp. 77 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:08,155 Oh, they're real. 78 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,090 Wow, they have a downstairs that's not a restaurant. 79 00:03:10,123 --> 00:03:11,892 Tina, get in character. 80 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:13,527 So, now we've seen the guest house. 81 00:03:13,561 --> 00:03:15,229 Where's the main house? Oh. (chuckles) 82 00:03:15,263 --> 00:03:16,597 This is the main house? 83 00:03:16,630 --> 00:03:18,999 (laughs): Oh, why, it's so cute. 84 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:21,935 I think we should buy it as a vacation home for my ferrets. 85 00:03:21,969 --> 00:03:23,571 Oh, okay, kids, go upstairs, and, uh, 86 00:03:23,604 --> 00:03:25,005 you pick out your rooms. 87 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:27,408 -I call dibs on the biggest one! -Hell no! I'm the oldest! 88 00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:29,109 -LOUISE: Oh! -(panting) 89 00:03:29,142 --> 00:03:31,044 LOUISE: My room has its own bathroom! 90 00:03:31,078 --> 00:03:32,880 -GENE: Mine, too! -TINA: So does mine! 91 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:34,548 LOUISE: Mine has a huge shower! 92 00:03:34,582 --> 00:03:36,550 TINA: Mine just has a sink and a toilet. 93 00:03:36,584 --> 00:03:39,287 -A half bath? -You disgust me! 94 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,121 You know what's weird? I think you might be 95 00:03:41,154 --> 00:03:42,856 -a little overdressed. -Yeah, I know. 96 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:45,125 All the rich ladies are wearing yoga pants. 97 00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:46,760 Well, at least I'm doing a great job 98 00:03:46,794 --> 00:03:48,562 acting like I'm not here for the free food. 99 00:03:48,596 --> 00:03:50,698 Look how casual I am when I eat this shrimp. 100 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:52,232 (moans) 101 00:03:52,266 --> 00:03:53,734 Lin, you're moaning when you chew. 102 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:54,768 It's shrimp, Bob. 103 00:03:54,802 --> 00:03:56,304 (moaning) 104 00:03:56,337 --> 00:03:58,038 -Hi. -Oh, God. 105 00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:59,740 -That's my wife. She's... -Oh, ooh, one more. 106 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:01,442 -One more. (exhales) -She's eating shrimp. 107 00:04:01,475 --> 00:04:03,411 * Shrimp, shrimp, shrimp and houses * 108 00:04:03,444 --> 00:04:05,479 * Shrimp, shrimp, shrimp and houses * 109 00:04:05,513 --> 00:04:06,880 * Shrimp, shrimp, shrimp and houses * 110 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:09,049 * Open house, open house, open houses * 111 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:10,951 * Shrimp, shrimp, shrimp and houses * 112 00:04:10,984 --> 00:04:12,753 * Shrimp, shrimp, shrimp and houses * 113 00:04:12,786 --> 00:04:14,422 * Shrimp and houses! * 114 00:04:14,455 --> 00:04:16,223 Ah, I'm limp from shrimp. 115 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:18,258 Well, this is it, the last house. 116 00:04:19,993 --> 00:04:21,795 We're being watched. Realtor at three o'clock. 117 00:04:21,829 --> 00:04:23,597 -That guy? -No, that's nine o'clock. 118 00:04:23,631 --> 00:04:25,399 -That guy? -No, that's Gene. 119 00:04:25,433 --> 00:04:27,000 -'Sup, girl? -Uh, okay. 120 00:04:27,034 --> 00:04:28,336 Uh, kids, go pick out your rooms. 121 00:04:28,369 --> 00:04:29,837 As you wish, Mother. 122 00:04:29,870 --> 00:04:31,839 Cute kids. Happy Mother's Day. 123 00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:33,774 Aw, thank you. 124 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:36,777 I'm Julia. This is my listing. Chocolate covered strawberry? 125 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:39,480 Okay, I might have one. Or four. (laughs) 126 00:04:39,513 --> 00:04:40,981 I love your dress. 127 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:43,016 Some of these other ladies should take a lesson from you. 128 00:04:43,050 --> 00:04:44,685 I know, right? Yoga pants to an open house? 129 00:04:44,718 --> 00:04:46,354 -Come on. -(laughs) 130 00:04:46,387 --> 00:04:48,422 They just come to snoop around and eat the free food. 131 00:04:48,456 --> 00:04:50,324 -Can you believe that? -What?! 132 00:04:50,358 --> 00:04:52,159 Ooh, clogs! Let me guess. Are you a chef? 133 00:04:52,192 --> 00:04:53,427 Do you have a restaurant? 134 00:04:53,461 --> 00:04:55,496 -(chuckles) I-I do. -Which one? 135 00:04:55,529 --> 00:04:58,499 Uh, it's, uh, a little, out of the way bistro 136 00:04:58,532 --> 00:05:01,134 that serves f... uh, food. 137 00:05:01,168 --> 00:05:02,936 Mmm, that sounds good. 138 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:05,706 Can I say something that might seem a little out of bounds? 139 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:07,541 Uh, sure. 140 00:05:07,575 --> 00:05:10,444 I don't know if you belong here. 141 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:11,879 Uh, what-what do you mean? 142 00:05:11,912 --> 00:05:14,615 I think you're too interesting for this house. 143 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:16,617 (laughs): Yeah. 144 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,619 Oh, you're right, we are. 145 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:21,522 I just got a new listing. It could be a good fit for you. 146 00:05:21,555 --> 00:05:24,291 I can get you into a private showing right now. 147 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:26,326 -Oh, no, that's okay. We got to go. -I'm listening. 148 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:29,630 It's a Victorian mansion. Old school Kingshead. 149 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:30,864 -Ooh. -Lin. 150 00:05:30,898 --> 00:05:33,133 -Lots of character. -Character. 151 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,969 I should tell you, it does have some "old house" issues. 152 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:38,739 -Old house issues. -Oh, my God. 153 00:05:38,772 --> 00:05:41,375 Lin, uh, quick talk, please, uh, right now. 154 00:05:41,409 --> 00:05:42,676 A private showing is very different 155 00:05:42,710 --> 00:05:44,478 from an open house, Lin. Plus, I don't think 156 00:05:44,512 --> 00:05:46,046 we should waste this realtor's time. 157 00:05:46,079 --> 00:05:48,348 What? She makes a ton of money doing this stuff. 158 00:05:48,382 --> 00:05:50,418 Look, I'm mom-nipotent, so say yes. 159 00:05:50,451 --> 00:05:53,053 -(sighs) Yes. -All right! 160 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:55,188 Let's go buy Mama a new house! 161 00:05:55,222 --> 00:05:57,658 Thanks for the ride. We don't have our car. 162 00:05:57,691 --> 00:05:59,059 We took the boat here. 163 00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:00,561 Oh, you don't live on Kingshead? 164 00:06:00,594 --> 00:06:02,496 I mean, our boat. Uh, we took our boat here, 165 00:06:02,530 --> 00:06:04,264 from our island-- uh, we have a little island. 166 00:06:04,297 --> 00:06:06,867 -It's nothing. -Wow. Here we are. 167 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:09,770 Okay, let me just clear some stuff out of the backseat. 168 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:12,372 (grunting) Just this-- oh, God! 169 00:06:12,406 --> 00:06:14,374 These things are a pain to get out. (chuckles) 170 00:06:14,408 --> 00:06:16,777 -(shouts) -Oh, you're a mom. 171 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:19,012 Uh, happy Mother's Day. 172 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:20,548 Thanks. Yeah, I'm only 12 weeks 173 00:06:20,581 --> 00:06:22,382 into being a mom, but I'm loving it. 174 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:24,384 I'm also not sleeping, my boobs hurt, 175 00:06:24,418 --> 00:06:26,286 -and I'm up to my neck in poop. -Been there. 176 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:28,922 Well, hop in. Let's go check out your new home. 177 00:06:28,956 --> 00:06:32,192 So, uh, how long you been selling houses for? 178 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:34,361 Well, these are my first two listings. 179 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:37,230 We got pregnant, and I decided it was time for a career change. 180 00:06:37,264 --> 00:06:38,866 And if I don't go broke buying all that food 181 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,367 for the open houses, it'll be worth it. 182 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,769 Oh, my goodness. 183 00:06:41,802 --> 00:06:43,370 Ooh, gas station. Do you mind, real quick? 184 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:44,505 I've been running on empty. 185 00:06:46,974 --> 00:06:48,642 Be right back. 186 00:06:48,676 --> 00:06:50,410 Oh, my God, Lin, we-we can't go to this house. 187 00:06:50,444 --> 00:06:52,045 We need to leave, now. 188 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:54,482 I'm really uncomfortable with this situation. 189 00:06:54,515 --> 00:06:56,617 -And with Gene on my lap. -You love it. 190 00:06:56,650 --> 00:06:58,285 LOUISE: I've got Dad on my lap. 191 00:06:58,318 --> 00:06:59,920 Oh, sorry. There you are. 192 00:06:59,953 --> 00:07:01,722 This is awful. She's so sweet and normal 193 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:03,423 and a new mom, and it's Mother's Day. 194 00:07:03,457 --> 00:07:05,125 Lin, let's just tell her something came up, 195 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:06,927 and we'll take a cab to the ferry. 196 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:08,829 -Yeah, yeah. Let's do that. -Okay, I put in three bucks. 197 00:07:08,862 --> 00:07:10,097 That should get us there. 198 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:11,799 Uh, hey, Julia, so something, uh... 199 00:07:11,832 --> 00:07:13,667 You know, I actually thought I might lose this listing 200 00:07:13,701 --> 00:07:16,236 'cause I only found one couple to come look at the house. 201 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:17,571 But now that I'm bringing you, 202 00:07:17,605 --> 00:07:19,573 I think everything is gonna be okay. 203 00:07:19,607 --> 00:07:23,176 Oh, uh, well, let's go see this house already, huh? 204 00:07:23,210 --> 00:07:25,779 (Tina groaning) 205 00:07:25,813 --> 00:07:28,248 JULIA: All right, so the owner is also here. 206 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,350 I called him before we left. This was his mom's house, 207 00:07:30,383 --> 00:07:33,487 and he really wants to sell it to a nice family, like you guys. 208 00:07:33,521 --> 00:07:35,823 Okay, let's just go in, take the tour, and leave. 209 00:07:35,856 --> 00:07:37,357 Doesn't feel good lying to her, 210 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:39,126 but at least we won't get caught. 211 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:40,828 Learning some strong lessons from you today, Mom. 212 00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:42,429 Look, we shouldn't be doing this, 213 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,431 and your mom has made some bad judgments today, 214 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,299 but it-it'll be fine. 215 00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:49,302 Nobody knows we're poor people who came over on the ferry. 216 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:56,677 -Oh. Um... hi. -Oh, my God. 217 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:02,315 -Um, h-hello. -Spencer, 218 00:08:02,349 --> 00:08:04,317 this is Bob, Linda and their kids. 219 00:08:04,351 --> 00:08:06,820 Hi, Linda, kids, Bob. 220 00:08:06,854 --> 00:08:08,556 Spencer, so I, uh, I feel like, uh... 221 00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:10,958 Bob, let me stop you right there and say, 222 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:13,460 it's nice to meet you, for the first time. 223 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:16,664 I-I agree. I-It's also nice to meet you. 224 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:19,232 -For the first time, as well. -Huh? 225 00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:21,468 Oh. You guys are good at talking. 226 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,170 Shall we go inside? 227 00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:24,872 What the hell is going on? You sound weird. 228 00:08:24,905 --> 00:08:26,206 You're gonna get us caught. 229 00:08:26,239 --> 00:08:27,808 Lin, I-I have something to tell you. 230 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:30,143 I met Spencer on the boat. I told him everything. 231 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:31,545 He knows what we're doing today. 232 00:08:31,579 --> 00:08:33,380 -He knows we're faking. -What?! 233 00:08:33,413 --> 00:08:35,849 JULIA: Linda, come inside! There's a whole house in here! 234 00:08:35,883 --> 00:08:37,517 Told you it had character. 235 00:08:37,551 --> 00:08:39,386 I've got to show you the library. 236 00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:40,520 My Mom loves to read. 237 00:08:40,554 --> 00:08:42,055 -Mom, name two books. -Shush. 238 00:08:42,089 --> 00:08:44,658 -Mom, can we go pick out our rooms? -Uh... 239 00:08:44,692 --> 00:08:47,695 You may absolutely pick out any room on the second floor. 240 00:08:47,728 --> 00:08:49,429 But I'd like to ask that you do not, 241 00:08:49,462 --> 00:08:51,899 and I repeat, do not go up to the third floor. 242 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:54,067 Okay, that was just a little scary the way you said that. 243 00:08:54,101 --> 00:08:56,069 It's just, I'm remodeling the third floor. 244 00:08:56,103 --> 00:08:57,504 It isn't safe. 245 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,573 O-Okay, kids? You got that? No third floor. 246 00:08:59,607 --> 00:09:01,008 Come, come. Let's have a look-see. 247 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,075 And maybe a purchase-y. 248 00:09:02,109 --> 00:09:03,777 What's going on? 249 00:09:03,811 --> 00:09:05,713 Why didn't you want Julia to know we met? 250 00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:07,781 And why aren't you kicking us out of your house? 251 00:09:07,815 --> 00:09:09,617 Oh, you mean because you're faking being rich, 252 00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:12,385 going around, looking at houses, wasting everybody's time? 253 00:09:12,419 --> 00:09:14,521 -Yes? -Because I realized 254 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,757 -I could actually use your help. -Wait, what? 255 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:18,626 There's another couple coming to look at the house. 256 00:09:18,659 --> 00:09:20,293 They've been sniffing at this listing for months. 257 00:09:20,327 --> 00:09:22,062 And what they need is a little competition 258 00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:23,864 to get them to make an offer. 259 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,766 And Julia doesn't need to know you're lying liars. 260 00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:27,234 She seems like a good person. 261 00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:29,069 -Unlike you, Bob. -Fair enough. 262 00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:31,571 But we're not really able to buy a house? 263 00:09:31,605 --> 00:09:33,306 Just keep doing what you're doing. 264 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:37,044 -Help me unwrap this muffin. -I never got mine unwrapped. 265 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,879 But-but I know what you're saying. 266 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:41,548 -I smoked you fools! -(panting) Damn it. 267 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,784 (panting) I am so full of crudités! 268 00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:45,452 TINA: Oh, mine has a swing! 269 00:09:45,485 --> 00:09:47,788 LOUISE: Mine has a bathtub in the middle of the room! 270 00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:49,589 GENE: Mine has a swing in the bathtub! 271 00:09:49,623 --> 00:09:52,092 I don't know if it's a sex thing or a disabled thing. 272 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:53,894 Either way, it works! 273 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:56,764 OLD WOMAN: Leave! 274 00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:59,432 -Did you guys hear that? -I hope not. 275 00:09:59,466 --> 00:10:00,834 I hope so. 276 00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:03,637 OLD WOMAN (growling): Leave now! 277 00:10:03,671 --> 00:10:05,138 -(Gene and Tina scream) -Whoa. 278 00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:07,407 It's a ghost. This house is haunted! 279 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:10,577 (slow footsteps) 280 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:14,247 Wait, were those feet? Ghosts don't have feet. 281 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:16,116 I think we should go up there and check it out. 282 00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:17,785 You mean up to the third floor? 283 00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:19,519 -It's off-limits. -I know. 284 00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:21,822 And I feel really bad about that, but we're going. 285 00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:25,458 I can't believe my last meal was crudités! 286 00:10:25,492 --> 00:10:27,594 I can see this house is winning you over! 287 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,329 Do you think you're getting close to making an offer? 288 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:31,164 Do you want to call your bank? Is that crazy? 289 00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:34,367 Uh, no, it's, uh, it's not, uh, crazy. 290 00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:36,603 Uh, I can call them right now. 291 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,606 1-800-BANK. 292 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:42,309 Uh, hi, bank, it's Linda. 293 00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:44,444 Uh, yeah, it's Linda with the money. 294 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:47,715 Uh, how are interest rates? 295 00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:50,117 Oh, Julia, I can't do this. 296 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:52,152 I got to tell you something, sweetie. 297 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:53,821 Hi, Lin, I just want to interrupt real quick 298 00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,122 before you say any more words. 299 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,957 Can I talk to you in the hall? 300 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,525 So we keep acting interested in the house, 301 00:10:58,558 --> 00:11:00,393 help push the other people to make an offer, 302 00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:02,295 Julia never finds out we're phonies, 303 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:04,531 and she gets a commission on the sale and everyone's happy? 304 00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:06,166 Yes. I mean, I don't know about happy, 305 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:07,667 but that's the plan. 306 00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:08,869 Oh, this is great. 307 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:10,537 I already had an amazing Mother's Day, 308 00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:12,372 and now it's time to give Julia one. 309 00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:15,843 -We're heroes. -Y... Yeah, sure. 310 00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:18,478 It's so murder-y up here. 311 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,881 LOUISE: He's definitely not remodeling. 312 00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:23,416 He's hiding something, something horrible. 313 00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:25,252 -Tina, you go first. -Wait, what? 314 00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:27,721 Well, fine, we'll all go together, but with you in front. 315 00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:29,522 -Okay, that's fair. -Mm-hmm. 316 00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:31,524 (Tina groans) 317 00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:34,361 (door creaks) 318 00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:36,596 TINA: Oh, hell no. 319 00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:38,265 What is this? 320 00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:40,367 Maybe he's just a good dude who opened a medical lab 321 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,602 and is doing important medical research? 322 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:46,673 (all scream) 323 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,276 Huh. This is incredible. 324 00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:51,678 The squirrels are all wearing little costumes. 325 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,546 "Professor Nutstein." 326 00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:55,682 This is terrifying. 327 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,217 I've got a "Captain Nutstein" over here. 328 00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:59,252 Look at this one. "Pope Nutstein." 329 00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:01,454 Very accomplished family, the Nutsteins. 330 00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:03,290 Leave! 331 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:04,691 (all scream) 332 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,593 Leave... (coughs) Lea... 333 00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:09,062 -(coughs) Tea. -What? 334 00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:11,765 (coughs) Tea. Tea. Fetch my tea. 335 00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:14,701 -It's on the table. (coughs) -Here you go. 336 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,804 Damn dust in this house. 337 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:19,706 Wait, were you saying "leave" in a really scary way on purpose 338 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,274 or is that just how you talk? 339 00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:22,943 And are the squirrels part of it? 340 00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:24,577 There's just a lot going on. 341 00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:26,947 Uh, yes, I was trying to be scary. 342 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:28,949 I was trying to get you to leave. 343 00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:30,617 No, the squirrels aren't part of it. 344 00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:32,119 That's just a thing I do. 345 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:34,721 Follow-up question: um, who are you? 346 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,656 My name's Ethel. I live here. 347 00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:38,625 Where did you get all these squirrels? 348 00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:40,994 From the house. It's infested with them. 349 00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:43,430 You found all these dead squirrels in your house? 350 00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:47,234 Yes. Let's say I found them all dead, natural causes. 351 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,468 So this is your house? 352 00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,003 I thought it was Spencer's house. 353 00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:52,005 This is my house. Spencer's my son. 354 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:53,440 Aren't you trying to sell it? 355 00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:55,242 Why are you trying to scare us away? 356 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,410 I don't want to sell. Spencer wants to sell. 357 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,146 He's trying to push me out of here. 358 00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:02,515 So every time he shows my house, I try to scare away the buyers. 359 00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:04,417 By pretending to be a ghost? 360 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:07,187 Mm-hmm. I've been spooking the hell out of this place. 361 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,688 That's badass, Ethel. 362 00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:10,824 I know. I've rigged the whole house. 363 00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:12,625 I cut eyeholes in the paintings and everything. 364 00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:14,427 And I've been saving buckets of squirrel blood 365 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,163 for the right moment. 366 00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:19,032 -(Tina gags) -I've lived here for over 60 years. 367 00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:22,035 I got married in this house. I raised a kid in this house. 368 00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:23,636 I learned taxidermy in this house. 369 00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:25,305 LOUISE: Yeah, you did. 370 00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:28,175 Eventually Spencer moved away and my husband passed. 371 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:31,478 It was lonely at first, but this place is still my home. 372 00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,046 That is so sad. 373 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,882 Yeah, we thought you guys should hear that. 374 00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:37,450 You're selling your mother's house on Mother's Day? 375 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,953 Okay, so now I know why I got this listing 376 00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:42,155 and why it's been on the market for so long. 377 00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:44,357 Your mother has been haunting all the showings. 378 00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:46,793 Haunting and/or just seeming really freaky. 379 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:49,997 Oh, okay. So, uh, are we still showing the house? 380 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:50,998 -Yes. -No. 381 00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:52,699 Yes, we are still showing. 382 00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:55,402 We have been over this, Mom. You are moving in with me. 383 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:58,205 Okay, good. Uh, Kyle and Claire are gonna be here any minute. 384 00:13:58,238 --> 00:13:59,839 You know what, Julia? 385 00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:02,009 When Kyle and Claire get here, I think it might be good 386 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:03,376 if you tour everyone around together. 387 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:04,811 You know what I mean? 388 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,047 Oh, okay. Get a little competition going. 389 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,249 Oh! They're here. 390 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:11,318 Mom, please can I take you back upstairs? 391 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,652 So I can haunt? 392 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:13,686 -No. -Freak it? 393 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:14,821 -No! -Mm. 394 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,323 Okay, you can do this. 395 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,925 You are gonna sell a house today. 396 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:21,094 Oh, no. Torn between two mothers on Mother's Day. 397 00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:22,762 Mamma mia. 398 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,768 I can't believe you're selling my house on Mother's Day. 399 00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:30,904 It was the only Sunday we could do this. 400 00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:32,772 I got you that card with the monkey on it 401 00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:34,441 that said, "I'm bananas for you." 402 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:37,044 -Then act like you're bananas for me! -(doorbell rings) 403 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:39,612 I'll get it! There's an accent I've been wanting to try out. 404 00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:41,614 No, kids, go-go keep Ethel company. 405 00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:44,384 Fine. Team Ethel heading back to the third floor. 406 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:47,120 I don't know what to do. I want to help Julia get a sale, 407 00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:49,422 but I don't want to be shady to an old lady. 408 00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:52,092 I know. We shouldn't have come here or done any of this. 409 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,761 I just wanted to eat shrimp and feel fancy on Mother's Day. 410 00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:56,229 What are we gonna do? 411 00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:58,365 Look, I think we just have to keep up the act, 412 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,033 try to get this other couple to buy the house, 413 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:01,468 and then get out of here. 414 00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:03,570 So keep up the act, screw over an old lady, 415 00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:04,804 and try to sleep at night? 416 00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:06,539 I like the way I said it better, 417 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:07,874 but yeah, that's basically the plan. 418 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,309 Oh, we're going to hell. 419 00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:12,946 Maybe there's another room we could sit in, 420 00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:15,648 because I'm getting a little naus... (gags) 421 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:18,051 -Oh, God. Oh, my God. -Whoa. 422 00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:20,988 Oh, what's the big deal? It's like a Fruit Roll-Up. 423 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:23,991 -You just ruined Fruit Roll-Ups! -Just let me work. 424 00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:27,160 This might be the last one I make before he sells this place. 425 00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:29,162 Wait, so you're giving up? That's it? 426 00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:32,332 Is Spencer even gonna let you bring all of these to his house? 427 00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,934 I'll probably donate them to the children's hospital. 428 00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:36,936 No! Don't you do that to those kids! 429 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:39,172 I-I mean, cool, cool, v-very cool. 430 00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:40,974 Seems sad if you've been saving 431 00:15:41,008 --> 00:15:42,642 all that squirrel blood for nothing. 432 00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:45,612 -You feel me? -I feel you. 433 00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:47,914 Kyle and Claire have been e-mailing me a lot of questions, 434 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,582 but this is their first time up here. 435 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,751 You've been circling this property for a while, 436 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,754 like hungry wolves that don't ever actually attack. 437 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,589 Oh, we're gonna attack. 438 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,925 We watch the drone video of the property, like, every night. 439 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,494 You know what they say, drone it till you own it. (chuckles) 440 00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:03,196 BOB: Hmm, that's great, Kyle. 441 00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:04,864 That's-that's great that you've seen that video. 442 00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:06,666 I have a computer, too. 443 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:10,370 My wife called the bank already, so loan it till you own it. 444 00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:11,871 Wait, you're not paying cash? 445 00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:13,606 That's gonna slow things down for you. 446 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,042 Oh, no, I meant I'm, uh, 447 00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:17,877 loaning money to the bank to then pay me. 448 00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,946 You're loaning money to the bank? 449 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:23,016 One of us is kind of embarrassing himself right now. 450 00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:25,185 We rattled them. I think it's already working. 451 00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:26,786 I know. This guy wants to fight me. 452 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:27,987 (chuckles): I love it. 453 00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:31,191 Ooh, water damage. That wasn't in the photos. 454 00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:34,461 -"Water" we gonna do about that? -I love that water damage. 455 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:37,464 Don't you love it, Lin? Lin, the water damage? 456 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:41,401 Oh, yeah, it's, uh, great. It's real, uh-- I love it. 457 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,736 CLAIRE: It's a little gusty out here. 458 00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,072 I love a little breeze. 459 00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:47,074 I could come out here and, you know, fly my kite. 460 00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:48,841 I have a gold kite. Do you, Kyle? 461 00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,410 Do you have a gold kite? 'Cause I do. 462 00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:52,412 We could get rid of that old swing set, right? 463 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:55,048 -Bit of an eyesore. -Yeah, it was mine as a kid. 464 00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:57,717 -Poor kid. -Aw, swing set. 465 00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,252 I love this room. 466 00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:01,554 It just needs a fresh coat of Kyle and Claire. 467 00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:04,357 Or we blow out this wall, blow out that wall, 468 00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:07,360 and put a fresh coat of Kyle's sword collection right there. 469 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:09,162 Did you say swords? (laughs) 470 00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:11,898 I-I remember when I used to be into my sword collection. 471 00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:13,433 I-I'm into spears now. 472 00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:15,702 That's my family in squirrel form. 473 00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:17,770 -I meant to hide that. -Aw. 474 00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:19,038 SPENCER: My mother's first squirrel-sterpiece. 475 00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:20,573 Her word, not mine. 476 00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:22,542 I think we've seen everything we need to see. 477 00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:24,177 Linda, uh, let's make a move. 478 00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:26,713 It's gonna be a big move into this house. 479 00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,615 -Oh. -Babe, I think we pull the trigger. 480 00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:30,217 -Should we just do it? -You think we should do it? 481 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,519 -I want to do it. -I want to do it if you want to do it. 482 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,287 -Cock it? Pull it? -Cock it and pull it. 483 00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:36,523 All right. Let's buy this place. 484 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,691 No, stop! Nobody should buy this house! 485 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:39,692 -What? -Huh? 486 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,194 I can't do it anymore, Bob. 487 00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:42,629 We're not making an offer, all right? 488 00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:43,930 We're not interested in the house. 489 00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:45,265 We can barely afford our apartment. 490 00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:47,033 Apartment? Gross. 491 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,369 We're only acting interested to get you to make an offer. 492 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,037 We were just trying to help Julia, 493 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,872 but I think we're supposed to be helping Ethel. 494 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,307 Julia, I'm sorry. 495 00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:56,309 Who's Ethel? Did you hire these people? 496 00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:58,545 Wait, are you trying to trick us into buying this house? 497 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,947 No, no. I just met Bob and Linda. 498 00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:02,649 -Kyle high club? -Claire-atin? 499 00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:04,784 Un-cock it, un-pull it. We're going home. 500 00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:07,420 Please don't go. Uh, re-re-cock it. 501 00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:10,423 -Mommy, Daddy, help! -CLAIRE: What is happening? 502 00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:13,426 -Ghost! We saw a ghost! -The damn house is haunted! 503 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:15,061 ETHEL (growling): Leave! 504 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,264 (kids screaming) 505 00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:18,498 Person blood! 506 00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:22,269 Leave! (groaning) 507 00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:25,605 -Everyone was just leaving. -Oh, good. 508 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,244 (sobs) This would probably be considered 509 00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:32,979 a very bad private showing. 510 00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:35,348 Full disclosure, this is squirrel blood, not human. 511 00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:37,984 Um, but each squirrel only bleeds a few ounces, 512 00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:39,819 so do the math. 513 00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,188 So many squirrels! 514 00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:42,489 She peels them like Fruit Roll-Ups! 515 00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:44,524 Julia, I'm so sorry. 516 00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:46,025 I'm just a mother who was looking 517 00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:48,795 to have a nice Mother's Day, and things got out of control. 518 00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:51,464 Oh, cool, got it, thanks. Great explanation. 519 00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:55,535 (groans) My hip is killing me. It must be the weather. 520 00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:58,104 It's not the weather. It's the stairs, Mom. 521 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,106 This house has too many stairs for you. 522 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,008 You're so old. 523 00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:03,710 It's why I want her to move in with me. 524 00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:05,845 Right, right. That makes sense. 525 00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:07,714 -Honey, let's go. -I'm leaving, too. 526 00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,349 I'll find a new job. 527 00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:11,551 Maybe I'll be a spine-o-cologist. 528 00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:13,886 -What's that? -(crying): Isn't that what they call spine doctors? 529 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,323 I don't know. I'll find out when I become one. 530 00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:18,691 She's gonna be okay. 531 00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:21,127 Wait, wait, don't go. Let me say something. 532 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,496 Spencer, I-I thought you were being mean to your mom 533 00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:25,898 and you just wanted to sell the house for money, 534 00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:27,567 but-but really you were being sweet. 535 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,569 You were just worried. I get it. 536 00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:31,338 This house has, like, 600 freaking steps, 537 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:33,005 and you're scared she's gonna fall 538 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:35,074 and end up looking like how she looks right now, 539 00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:36,576 all bloody and gross. 540 00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,345 Yes, I am. I'm scared of a lot of things. 541 00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:40,313 The house catching on fire 542 00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:43,149 -because of the exposed wires in the basement... -The what? 543 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,084 -...and the lead in the pipes. -Wait, what? -Oh, my God. 544 00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:47,086 You should be worried about the squirrels, bro. 545 00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:49,522 They are gonna rise up and tear that lady apart! 546 00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:51,658 And-and you two, you love this house 547 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,026 and you were about to make an offer on it. 548 00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:56,062 We were, but then you made things super weird 549 00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:57,697 and tried to trick us. 550 00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,566 And Spencer just disclosed, like, five other things 551 00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:02,569 -that are total deal breakers. -I was kidding. (giggles) 552 00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:04,170 Look, we did tell a fib, 553 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,105 and-and Spencer did say some stuff, 554 00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:09,175 but that stuff's all fixable, and that fib that we told 555 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,677 got you guys to finally realize 556 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,579 that this is the right house for you. 557 00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:14,614 You're not gonna find another place like this one. 558 00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,949 -This house is special. -It is. 559 00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:19,752 I mean, we'd have to change everything, but it is special. 560 00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:21,621 So you don't collect spears? 561 00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:24,624 -Um, I mean, no. -I'm gonna do it, then. 562 00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:28,461 Ethel, listen to me, honey. This place is just a house now. 563 00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:30,430 Your home is with your son. 564 00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:33,065 He wants you to move in with him. He cares about you. 565 00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:35,902 Hmm. Spencer never said it to me quite that way. 566 00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:37,937 He talked a lot about me falling down stairs, 567 00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:40,407 but I could never tell if he was pro or con. 568 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,575 -I've been both. -Oh, fine. 569 00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:44,277 I'll move in with you, Spencey. 570 00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:45,878 Sell the damn house. 571 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,914 Well, I'll let you take it from here, Julia. 572 00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,216 So, do you guys want to buy a house? 573 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:53,453 -We're gonna need 50,000 off. -And then another 50,000 off. 574 00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:54,887 -No. -You got a deal. 575 00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:57,123 Oh, say yes, Spencer. It's a good price. 576 00:20:57,156 --> 00:20:59,058 They don't even know about the sinking. 577 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,993 -The what? -What? -Nothing. Deal. 578 00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:03,596 -Fine. -I just sold a house! I sold a home! 579 00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:06,499 All right! (sighs) I'm exhausted. 580 00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:08,234 I'm starving. Who's hungry? 581 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,002 -Anyone want a Fruit Roll-Up? -(Tina gags) 582 00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:11,638 -I make them myself. -(Tina gags) 583 00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:13,906 -Jerky? -We got to go. We got to go! 584 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:16,609 LINDA: * Mommies are the best * 585 00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:20,146 * Mommies are the best, mommies are the best * 586 00:21:20,179 --> 00:21:21,648 * Moms! * 587 00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:22,949 -LINDA: * My mom * -ETHEL: * His mom * 588 00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:24,451 -* Your mom * -* Her mom * 589 00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:26,152 -* Moms! * -* Moms! * 590 00:21:26,185 --> 00:21:28,788 LINDA: * If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy * 591 00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:30,790 (vocalizing) 592 00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:33,426 * Mommies are the best * 593 00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:37,029 * Mommies are the best, mommies are the best * 594 00:21:37,063 --> 00:21:38,531 * Moms! * 595 00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:39,832 -LINDA: * My mom * -ETHEL: * His mom * 596 00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:41,000 -* Your mom * -* Her mom * 597 00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:43,936 LINDA: * I'm mom-nipotent! * 598 00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:46,939 -ETHEL: * Happy Mother's Day * -LINDA: * It's my day. * 599 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:48,908 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 600 00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:53,446 Those were some tasty laughs on Bob's Burgers. 601 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,748 Now here are a few more shows to check out from Fox. 602 00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,652 Who's ready for a Fox Sunday Survey? 603 00:21:59,686 --> 00:22:01,020 -Okay. -Okay. 604 00:22:01,053 --> 00:22:02,655 Okay, I guess. 605 00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:04,357 -ANNOUNCER: Okay. -Let's do it! 606 00:22:04,391 --> 00:22:06,559 -Are you in love with Bob's Burgers? -Yes. 607 00:22:06,593 --> 00:22:08,027 -The Simpsons? -Oh, yes! 608 00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:09,161 -Brooklyn? -Yes! 609 00:22:09,195 --> 00:22:10,397 -Family Guy? -Yes. 610 00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:12,031 -The Last Man on Earth? -Yes! 611 00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:13,165 Potatoes? 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