1 00:00:01,262 --> 00:00:03,873 You're taking a bite out ofBob's Burgers. 2 00:00:03,916 --> 00:00:06,093 Oh, my God! This is the most exciting thing we've ever done! 3 00:00:06,136 --> 00:00:08,225 Catch all-new episodes Sundays. 4 00:00:08,269 --> 00:00:10,097 And check out our other Fox programs--The Simpsons, 5 00:00:10,140 --> 00:00:12,273 Ghosted, andFamily Guy. 6 00:00:12,316 --> 00:00:14,710 Have you seen Peter?He was just here. 7 00:00:14,753 --> 00:00:15,928 Only on Fox. 8 00:00:17,321 --> 00:00:20,020 ♪ 9 00:00:36,384 --> 00:00:38,342 TINA: Whoa, the beach is littered with tourists. 10 00:00:38,386 --> 00:00:39,778 And litter. 11 00:00:39,822 --> 00:00:41,780 LOUISE: Who just lays on a blanket all day? 12 00:00:41,824 --> 00:00:43,434 Yeah, give your couch another try! 13 00:00:43,478 --> 00:00:45,697 -Couches are wonderful! -Totally. 14 00:00:45,741 --> 00:00:49,223 And I hate how the water makes the sand stick to your... 15 00:00:49,266 --> 00:00:51,964 -[whistle blows] -Sugar cookies! 16 00:00:52,008 --> 00:00:54,184 -...skin. -[laughter] 17 00:00:54,228 --> 00:00:57,013 That's... a lot of contact. 18 00:00:57,057 --> 00:01:01,017 Good idea. We shouldgo in for a closer look. 19 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:03,976 Hey. Hi. We were just wondering why you're rolling around 20 00:01:04,020 --> 00:01:06,022 in the sand like that? On each other? No judgment. 21 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:08,242 -We're doing sugar cookies. -Sugar cookies? 22 00:01:08,285 --> 00:01:10,244 The sand's the sugar, we're the cookies. 23 00:01:10,287 --> 00:01:12,594 Listen, pal, if sand was sugar, I'd know it. 24 00:01:12,637 --> 00:01:14,726 It's a cool way for the squad to bond. 25 00:01:14,770 --> 00:01:17,773 -And warm up. -The squad? What kind of squad is it anyway? 26 00:01:17,816 --> 00:01:19,775 Just curious about squads, mainly this one. 27 00:01:19,818 --> 00:01:22,125 -We're junior lifeguards. -We get to do several 28 00:01:22,169 --> 00:01:24,258 of the same drills actual lifeguards do. 29 00:01:24,301 --> 00:01:26,477 And when we graduate, our squad's picture will go 30 00:01:26,521 --> 00:01:29,045 on the wall of honor in the lifeguard station. 31 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:31,178 Just above the copier. So... 32 00:01:31,221 --> 00:01:33,310 -Wow. -Well, thank you for you service 33 00:01:33,354 --> 00:01:36,400 -to our beach, to yourselves. -[whistle blows] 34 00:01:36,444 --> 00:01:38,576 Hydrate, snack, sunscreen! 35 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:40,709 [laughing, panting] 36 00:01:40,752 --> 00:01:43,973 So... how does one become a junior lifeguard? 37 00:01:44,016 --> 00:01:46,758 Well, you got to love, but also respect, the beach. 38 00:01:46,802 --> 00:01:48,195 That's so funny. I was just saying 39 00:01:48,238 --> 00:01:51,023 -how much I love, but also respect the beach. -Ha! 40 00:01:51,067 --> 00:01:52,938 You got to be a strong open ocean swimmer, 41 00:01:52,982 --> 00:01:55,158 you got to thrive in a disciplined environment, 42 00:01:55,202 --> 00:01:56,551 and you got to enjoy hard work. 43 00:01:56,594 --> 00:01:58,205 -It's like you people know me. -GENE: Hmm? 44 00:01:58,248 --> 00:01:59,945 So where do I sign up? 45 00:01:59,989 --> 00:02:01,338 Sign-ups were last week. 46 00:02:01,382 --> 00:02:03,210 Kelly's right. This session already started, 47 00:02:03,253 --> 00:02:04,820 and we're at capacity. 48 00:02:04,863 --> 00:02:06,604 Thanks for the helpful bit of info, Kelly. 49 00:02:06,648 --> 00:02:09,564 No prob. Hey, Michael, want me to get your back? 50 00:02:09,607 --> 00:02:11,305 Sure, and I'll get your back. 51 00:02:11,348 --> 00:02:14,177 -So much contact. -[whistle blowing] 52 00:02:14,221 --> 00:02:17,180 -Partner up for the buoy swim! -[laughter] 53 00:02:17,224 --> 00:02:19,574 You can always sign up for the next session. 54 00:02:19,617 --> 00:02:21,315 -When's that? -Next year! 55 00:02:21,358 --> 00:02:23,447 Next year? That's in, like, a million years! 56 00:02:23,491 --> 00:02:26,320 Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! 57 00:02:26,363 --> 00:02:27,582 I fell in a dumb hole! 58 00:02:27,625 --> 00:02:29,366 -Kelly, don't move, girl. -Ow! Ow! 59 00:02:29,410 --> 00:02:31,194 We're looking at a grade three sprain. 60 00:02:31,238 --> 00:02:33,196 -[gasping] -Ooh! -Aah! 61 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:35,067 -But that'll take weeks to heal! -It's true. 62 00:02:35,111 --> 00:02:36,460 And by then, this session will be over. 63 00:02:36,504 --> 00:02:40,029 Oh, my God. I wish I never even had stupid ankles. 64 00:02:40,072 --> 00:02:42,118 Parker, Willow, help her to the station. 65 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:44,076 -[groaning] -Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! 66 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:46,253 Why don't stupid people fill in holes? 67 00:02:46,296 --> 00:02:48,342 Speaking of filling in, since Kelly's out, 68 00:02:48,385 --> 00:02:50,300 does that mean I can fill in for her? 69 00:02:50,344 --> 00:02:51,823 Huh. Let me think about that. 70 00:02:51,867 --> 00:02:53,825 Mm. Let me ask you this. 71 00:02:53,869 --> 00:02:55,392 Why do you want to be a junior lifeguard? 72 00:02:55,436 --> 00:02:59,353 I want to be a junior lifeguard because... 73 00:02:59,396 --> 00:03:01,485 -[laughing] -Ah. 74 00:03:01,529 --> 00:03:04,140 Because I love the beach, I'm a very, very strong swimmer, 75 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:05,446 I'm super into discipline, 76 00:03:05,489 --> 00:03:07,099 and I've always wanted to be a lifeguard. 77 00:03:07,143 --> 00:03:08,405 Yup, all true. You can check my journal. 78 00:03:08,449 --> 00:03:11,147 Uh, can we get the Wi-Fi password? 79 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:13,018 The-the Wi-Fi password? 80 00:03:13,062 --> 00:03:15,891 Yeah, for the network "Kids Trapped Send Help." 81 00:03:15,934 --> 00:03:18,241 Oh, uh, that's my family's Wi-Fi network. 82 00:03:18,285 --> 00:03:20,374 My-my kids named it that. They're not really trapped. 83 00:03:20,417 --> 00:03:22,376 I just don't know how to change it. 84 00:03:22,419 --> 00:03:24,639 Uh, pretty sure it's pronounced "wiffy," right? 85 00:03:24,682 --> 00:03:26,293 Dude, it's "Wi-Fi." 86 00:03:26,336 --> 00:03:28,338 I think... I mean, I think it's "Wi-Fi." 87 00:03:28,382 --> 00:03:30,732 Are we sure? Everyone's in agreement it's "Wi-Fi"? 88 00:03:30,775 --> 00:03:33,604 -Yeah. -Well, I'm gonna keep calling it "wiffy" in my head. 89 00:03:33,648 --> 00:03:35,389 Can't stop me from doing that. 90 00:03:35,432 --> 00:03:37,129 So, can I get the password? 91 00:03:37,173 --> 00:03:39,262 Right, but it's my family's personal home network 92 00:03:39,306 --> 00:03:40,959 for upstairs family use, so... 93 00:03:41,003 --> 00:03:43,701 Should we go across the street? I'm pretty sure they have Wi-Fi. 94 00:03:43,745 --> 00:03:46,443 -The password is "dadsbald," all lowercase one word. -Lin! 95 00:03:46,487 --> 00:03:48,315 Great. Thank you. 96 00:03:48,358 --> 00:03:50,839 Bob, people expect to have Wi-Fi nowadays. 97 00:03:50,882 --> 00:03:53,407 Free Wi-Fi is this generation's free pens at the bank. 98 00:03:53,450 --> 00:03:54,669 Those pens aren't free, Lin. 99 00:03:54,712 --> 00:03:56,888 You have to break the chain to get the pen. 100 00:03:56,932 --> 00:03:59,674 -Yeah, it's easy. -But maybe free Wi-Fi is good for business. 101 00:03:59,717 --> 00:04:01,719 -TEDDY [laughs]: That guy falls. -Except for Teddy, 102 00:04:01,763 --> 00:04:04,200 -using it here for that. -Oh, that's got to hurt. 103 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:05,332 [door bells jingles, whistle blows] 104 00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:06,898 Everyone out of the water! 105 00:04:06,942 --> 00:04:08,335 Why am I saying that, you ask? 106 00:04:08,378 --> 00:04:10,075 -No. I mean, yes. -Because I am-- 107 00:04:10,119 --> 00:04:11,642 as soon as you sign this fun 108 00:04:11,686 --> 00:04:13,557 and mostly filled-out permission form-- 109 00:04:13,601 --> 00:04:15,559 the newest member of the famous Junior Lifeguards. 110 00:04:15,603 --> 00:04:17,953 -So famous. -So junior. 111 00:04:17,996 --> 00:04:20,390 Um, Tina, should we work on your swimming? 112 00:04:20,434 --> 00:04:22,914 I remember you not knowing how to do that... so great. 113 00:04:22,958 --> 00:04:24,307 -Don't write that. -It's fine. She floats. 114 00:04:24,351 --> 00:04:26,353 -It's like me. We're floaters. -All right. 115 00:04:26,396 --> 00:04:28,355 Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water. 116 00:04:28,398 --> 00:04:30,487 -Ow. -It's not. 117 00:04:33,055 --> 00:04:35,927 All right, gang, it's time to officially welcome Tina here 118 00:04:35,971 --> 00:04:38,016 -into the Junior Lifeguards. -Thanks, Zack. 119 00:04:38,060 --> 00:04:40,367 Couple things about me-- I go to school, I live at home. 120 00:04:40,410 --> 00:04:42,107 And I swim really, really well. 121 00:04:42,151 --> 00:04:43,326 Okay, cool. Thanks a lot, Tina. 122 00:04:43,370 --> 00:04:45,154 Oh, and I'm pretty single right now. 123 00:04:45,197 --> 00:04:46,677 I believe you guys were wondering about that earlier. 124 00:04:46,721 --> 00:04:49,027 All right, time to stretch out, everybody. 125 00:04:49,071 --> 00:04:50,594 Look, I know I'm only here 126 00:04:50,638 --> 00:04:52,553 because Kelly had that super embarrassing fall. 127 00:04:52,596 --> 00:04:55,469 Yes, I'm taking her place, but I'm not the new Kelly. 128 00:04:55,512 --> 00:04:56,731 Michael, whatever you had with Kelly 129 00:04:56,774 --> 00:04:58,602 doesn't just mean you have that with me. 130 00:04:58,646 --> 00:05:00,604 No, yeah, I-I know... that... 131 00:05:00,648 --> 00:05:01,823 -Unless it does. -[whistle blowing] 132 00:05:01,866 --> 00:05:04,347 Tina, less talking, more stretching! 133 00:05:04,391 --> 00:05:07,219 Sorry! Hey, how about some of us start a second row back here? 134 00:05:07,263 --> 00:05:09,221 Uh, this is too much, actually. 135 00:05:09,265 --> 00:05:11,485 -I'm coming back. -Tina, stop messing around! 136 00:05:11,528 --> 00:05:13,008 [whistle blowing] 137 00:05:13,051 --> 00:05:15,445 All right, guys, let's set up for a paddle relay. 138 00:05:15,489 --> 00:05:17,360 Or we dive right into sugar cookies? 139 00:05:17,404 --> 00:05:19,275 -Some of us haven't done that yet? -[whistle blows] 140 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,712 All right, that's it. Drop and give me 20. Everybody! 141 00:05:21,756 --> 00:05:25,194 -Why everybody? -Because, Parker, this is a squad. 142 00:05:25,237 --> 00:05:27,936 You sink or swim, or save sinking swimmers as a squad. 143 00:05:27,979 --> 00:05:29,590 [all groaning] 144 00:05:29,633 --> 00:05:31,592 Thanks a lot, Tina. 145 00:05:31,635 --> 00:05:34,377 -[groaning] -High step, high step and... dolphin dive! 146 00:05:34,421 --> 00:05:36,553 -Great dolphin, Willow. -Thanks! 147 00:05:36,597 --> 00:05:38,468 Tina, you're the last one. 148 00:05:38,512 --> 00:05:40,078 Okay. Wow that's cold. 149 00:05:40,122 --> 00:05:42,211 This is gonna take me a few minutes to ease in. 150 00:05:42,254 --> 00:05:44,213 Run! Now! Go! 151 00:05:44,256 --> 00:05:45,606 Aah! Aah! 152 00:05:45,649 --> 00:05:47,477 [coughs] 153 00:05:47,521 --> 00:05:48,957 That's enough of the water for me today. 154 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,611 Are there some indoor drills we can do? 155 00:05:50,654 --> 00:05:52,830 -[whistle blows] -We're startin' over! -What?! 156 00:05:52,874 --> 00:05:54,615 The squad does not finish 157 00:05:54,658 --> 00:05:57,748 -until everyonecan get past the breakers. -So unfair! 158 00:05:57,792 --> 00:05:59,271 Huh. If ever there was a time 159 00:05:59,315 --> 00:06:02,013 to do sugar cookies, am I right? 160 00:06:02,057 --> 00:06:04,538 Who wants to show me the proper rhythm for chest compressions 161 00:06:04,581 --> 00:06:06,061 on Can't Breathe-y Stevie here? 162 00:06:06,104 --> 00:06:08,063 Jason, you ready to shine, bro? 163 00:06:08,106 --> 00:06:10,457 So, what do you think of Jason? I'm pretty sure he's into you. 164 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:12,894 -Jason's my brother. -Oh. I was wondering 165 00:06:12,937 --> 00:06:15,505 why you both said "Bye, Mom" to the same lady. 166 00:06:15,549 --> 00:06:16,767 Still, there's something there. 167 00:06:16,811 --> 00:06:20,554 So, whatcha writing? A novel? 168 00:06:20,597 --> 00:06:23,557 What? Oh, no, just catching up on e-mail. 169 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:26,603 Ooh, is it an e-mail to your publisher about your novel? 170 00:06:26,647 --> 00:06:29,693 No. I-It's about the kids' soccer schedule. 171 00:06:29,737 --> 00:06:31,434 -Oh. -[laughs] 172 00:06:31,478 --> 00:06:33,871 I can't believe we didn't think of free Wi-Fi before. 173 00:06:33,915 --> 00:06:35,438 It's busy, but calm. 174 00:06:35,482 --> 00:06:37,788 Everyone's happy just staring at their screens. 175 00:06:37,832 --> 00:06:39,573 Yeah, but I thought it'd be different. 176 00:06:39,616 --> 00:06:41,444 Like, creative people, writing the next big thing, 177 00:06:41,488 --> 00:06:43,272 free-flowing ideas. 178 00:06:43,315 --> 00:06:45,883 Instead it's just e-mail and online shopping, 179 00:06:45,927 --> 00:06:48,582 and whatever that guy's watching and crying about. 180 00:06:48,625 --> 00:06:50,279 Uh, it's the British Baking Show. 181 00:06:50,322 --> 00:06:51,933 Yeah, some old guy made a Swiss roll 182 00:06:51,976 --> 00:06:54,457 that made me feel something, for once. 183 00:06:54,501 --> 00:06:57,112 It's weird that this is how they choose the prime minister. 184 00:06:57,155 --> 00:06:59,854 -[bell jingles] -There's my little Tina-la Anderson. 185 00:06:59,897 --> 00:07:02,552 Was your first day at the beach a day at the beach? 186 00:07:02,596 --> 00:07:05,076 Ugh, I'm tired, but also exhilarated. 187 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:07,078 So, what did we learn? 188 00:07:07,122 --> 00:07:08,950 Well, we learned that Michael and Kelly are still texting 189 00:07:08,993 --> 00:07:10,647 each other even though she's not in Junior Guards anymore. 190 00:07:10,691 --> 00:07:12,388 Which is fine. Love triangles are pretty common 191 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:13,868 in JGs, I think. 192 00:07:13,911 --> 00:07:16,523 Right, but did you learn anything about lifeguarding, 193 00:07:16,566 --> 00:07:18,046 or swimming? 194 00:07:18,089 --> 00:07:19,613 Geez, Dad, give the girl a break. 195 00:07:19,656 --> 00:07:20,962 She's probably exhausted 196 00:07:21,005 --> 00:07:22,877 from staring at all those lifeguard butts. 197 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:25,706 -Oh, my God. -Well, I'm gonna go rest up. 198 00:07:25,749 --> 00:07:28,752 Tomorrow is another big day of drama on the beach, starring me. 199 00:07:28,796 --> 00:07:31,276 ♪ Beach drama♪ 200 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:34,845 ♪ Beach drama, whoa♪ 201 00:07:34,889 --> 00:07:37,848 ♪ Beach drama, beach drama♪ 202 00:07:37,892 --> 00:07:39,676 ♪ Can't Breathe-y Stevie♪ 203 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:42,287 ♪ Ooh, ooh♪ 204 00:07:42,331 --> 00:07:45,421 ♪ Beach drama.♪ 205 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,162 [whistle blowing] 206 00:07:47,205 --> 00:07:49,773 When you're done cleaning the boards, you can go. 207 00:07:49,817 --> 00:07:52,341 And I hope it's as un-fun as it looks. 208 00:07:52,384 --> 00:07:54,386 It is un-fun. And it's messed up 209 00:07:54,430 --> 00:07:56,650 that we're all punished when only one of us is messing up. 210 00:07:56,693 --> 00:07:58,173 Well, it might be "messed up," 211 00:07:58,216 --> 00:08:00,392 but it's how we do things in Junior Guards, gang. 212 00:08:00,436 --> 00:08:02,656 That person you're referring to needs to think long and hard 213 00:08:02,699 --> 00:08:04,179 about why she's here. 214 00:08:04,222 --> 00:08:06,790 And that she can quit at any time. 215 00:08:06,834 --> 00:08:08,531 'Cause if this continues, I'm not so sure 216 00:08:08,575 --> 00:08:10,664 this squad is gonna graduate next week. 217 00:08:10,707 --> 00:08:12,361 -Jeesh, what's his problem? -You. 218 00:08:12,404 --> 00:08:15,103 -You're the problem. -Yeah. Just quit, Tina. 219 00:08:15,146 --> 00:08:17,975 Okay, I-I think we all just need to cool down and lotion up. 220 00:08:18,019 --> 00:08:19,629 Want me to get your back, Michael? 221 00:08:19,673 --> 00:08:21,022 No, I don't want you to get my back. 222 00:08:21,065 --> 00:08:22,458 I just want to get through one day 223 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:23,720 without you getting us in trouble. 224 00:08:23,764 --> 00:08:25,679 Ouch. [chuckles] 225 00:08:25,722 --> 00:08:27,681 Tina, why are you even here? You're not JGM. 226 00:08:27,724 --> 00:08:29,552 -What's JGM? -[groans] 227 00:08:29,596 --> 00:08:31,249 Junior Guard Material. 228 00:08:31,293 --> 00:08:32,903 Face it, Tina, you're a screwup. 229 00:08:32,947 --> 00:08:35,471 But I'm the lovable screwup. We all have our roles. 230 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,995 He's the hot one, he's also the hot one. You guys get it. 231 00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:40,563 Tina, Zack, Jason and Parker are right. 232 00:08:40,607 --> 00:08:42,434 Mm, I think Willow said it, too. 233 00:08:42,478 --> 00:08:44,480 You should really think about quitting. 234 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,917 -Yeah. -Oh, if that's how you all feel, 235 00:08:46,961 --> 00:08:49,572 then, fine, I guess I'll quit. 236 00:08:49,616 --> 00:08:52,575 What was that, Michael? I should stay? I'm the quiet leader? 237 00:08:52,619 --> 00:08:53,794 Did not say anything. 238 00:08:53,837 --> 00:08:56,492 Oh. So, n-no one's gonna stop me? 239 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,146 Fine. 240 00:08:58,189 --> 00:09:00,801 I'm gonna turn in my whistle and can. 241 00:09:00,844 --> 00:09:02,803 [laughs] 242 00:09:02,846 --> 00:09:04,065 Bob, have you seen this video 243 00:09:04,108 --> 00:09:05,980 where the monkey falls out of the tree 244 00:09:06,023 --> 00:09:07,808 after he smells his stinky finger? 245 00:09:07,851 --> 00:09:09,461 Take your headphones off, Teddy. You're talking way too loud. 246 00:09:09,505 --> 00:09:11,681 Yeah, he scratches his butt, then he smells his finger, 247 00:09:11,725 --> 00:09:13,074 then he falls right out of the tree. 248 00:09:13,117 --> 00:09:14,858 Oh, I'm not doing it justice. 249 00:09:14,902 --> 00:09:16,730 -I can't describe it. Y-You got to see it for yourself. -Teddy. 250 00:09:16,773 --> 00:09:18,383 -Take your head... -No, I'm just gonna forward it to you. 251 00:09:18,427 --> 00:09:19,646 Ugh. Forget it. 252 00:09:19,689 --> 00:09:20,821 Here's your order. 253 00:09:20,864 --> 00:09:22,083 In the mouth, headed south. 254 00:09:22,126 --> 00:09:23,388 Ha, ha! 255 00:09:23,432 --> 00:09:24,651 Nothing? Really? 256 00:09:24,694 --> 00:09:26,304 You're not gonna look up from the screen, 257 00:09:26,348 --> 00:09:27,610 even with me talking to you now? 258 00:09:27,654 --> 00:09:30,308 Hello? I put poison in your fries. 259 00:09:30,352 --> 00:09:32,746 Okay, that's it. That's enough screen time, people! 260 00:09:32,789 --> 00:09:34,312 Let's all take a ten-minute break. 261 00:09:34,356 --> 00:09:36,227 -Lin. -Okay, I'm going upstairs 262 00:09:36,271 --> 00:09:38,012 -to unplug the router. -No, no, no, Lin. 263 00:09:38,055 --> 00:09:39,840 The Wi-Fi has been good for business. 264 00:09:39,883 --> 00:09:43,060 It's good for business, but bad for humans. 265 00:09:43,104 --> 00:09:44,671 I don't want to live in a world where people don't look up 266 00:09:44,714 --> 00:09:47,717 and smile at me when I say hilarious stuff. 267 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:51,895 Aw. Not you, too, Sergeant Bosco. 268 00:09:51,939 --> 00:09:54,419 Shush, shh, shh. Shut up. 269 00:09:54,463 --> 00:09:55,769 Don't say my name. 270 00:09:55,812 --> 00:09:56,900 I'm undercover. 271 00:09:56,944 --> 00:09:59,337 Um, but your badge is right there. 272 00:09:59,381 --> 00:10:00,687 Damn it. Don't look at me. 273 00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:02,471 Just act normal and pretend I'm a customer. 274 00:10:02,514 --> 00:10:06,214 Uh, what would you like to eat today, Sergeant Customer? 275 00:10:06,257 --> 00:10:09,739 I'll, uh, have, uh... mm, a coffee. 276 00:10:09,783 --> 00:10:11,872 -GENE: Very natural. -Shush! 277 00:10:11,915 --> 00:10:13,482 [whispering]: Um, why are you undercover? 278 00:10:13,525 --> 00:10:16,050 I'm investigating cyber robberies, that's why. 279 00:10:16,093 --> 00:10:17,878 Hence the shorts. 280 00:10:17,921 --> 00:10:19,836 Some scumbag on your Wi-Fi network 281 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:21,359 is hacking into people's computers 282 00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:23,013 and stealing identities and credit card numbers 283 00:10:23,057 --> 00:10:25,668 and buying some really dumb stuff online. 284 00:10:25,712 --> 00:10:27,235 [gasps] Who is it? 285 00:10:27,278 --> 00:10:29,933 If I knew that, I wouldn't be undercover, would I? 286 00:10:29,977 --> 00:10:33,502 Um, it says "police" on the back of your shirt. 287 00:10:33,545 --> 00:10:35,025 Got-dangit! 288 00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:37,811 -[quietly]: Bob, change shirts with me. -Um, no. 289 00:10:37,854 --> 00:10:40,335 So someone in the restaurant is a computer hacker, huh? 290 00:10:40,378 --> 00:10:41,902 Well, it's something. 291 00:10:41,945 --> 00:10:43,555 Okay, I'm in. 292 00:10:43,599 --> 00:10:45,035 What do you... what do you mean, you're in? 293 00:10:45,079 --> 00:10:46,471 I'm in. Let's go, let's do it, baby. 294 00:10:46,515 --> 00:10:47,951 -What? -Is it him? 295 00:10:47,995 --> 00:10:49,953 -Is it her? Is it-is it her? -Her what? -Is it him? 296 00:10:49,997 --> 00:10:51,346 -BOSCO: What are you talking about? No. -GENE: Is it him? 297 00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:52,956 -Not... No. -LOUISE: Is it that one? -GENE: Him. 298 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,045 -LOUISE: What about that one? -I don't know. Shh! 299 00:10:55,089 --> 00:10:56,481 You shush. We're helping. 300 00:10:56,525 --> 00:10:57,918 ZACK: Yeah. Uh-huh. 301 00:10:57,961 --> 00:10:59,615 Okay. Sure. Yeah, we can make 302 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:02,052 the fun run a 3K instead of a 2K this year. 303 00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:04,054 Yeah, another K is no prob. 304 00:11:04,098 --> 00:11:05,926 Okay, look, I got to go. The other line's ringing. 305 00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:07,971 Lifeguard station, this is Zack. 306 00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:09,843 Uh-huh, mm-hmm, 307 00:11:09,886 --> 00:11:12,367 you want to move the sand castle contest to south of the pier? 308 00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:15,283 I bet you can't wait to get up on that wall of honor. 309 00:11:15,326 --> 00:11:17,589 [sighs] I'm not going up on the wall. 310 00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:18,721 Sure you are. 311 00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:20,114 You're a Junior Lifeguard, ain't ya? 312 00:11:20,157 --> 00:11:21,724 Not for much longer. 313 00:11:21,768 --> 00:11:23,334 I'm turning in my whistle and my can. 314 00:11:23,378 --> 00:11:24,901 What?! I can't think of a reason 315 00:11:24,945 --> 00:11:27,338 anyone would want to leave the Junior Guards. 316 00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:29,166 The truth is, I only signed up 317 00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:30,864 to be around shirtless, teen boys. 318 00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:32,866 Oh. Yeah, maybe quit then. 319 00:11:32,909 --> 00:11:34,389 You might not be JGM. 320 00:11:34,432 --> 00:11:36,391 I appreciate what you're trying to do, but really, 321 00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:38,959 I think everyone is right. I should quit. 322 00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:40,874 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 323 00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:42,571 But it doesn't feel right to quit. 324 00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:43,790 Tina Belcher isn't a quitter. 325 00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:45,139 But maybe she should be? 326 00:11:45,182 --> 00:11:46,836 Quitting is liberating 327 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,795 and could be the way to go. 328 00:11:48,838 --> 00:11:51,145 That's right, Mr. Old Man, quitting is not the way to go. 329 00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:53,147 I might've joined Junior Guards for the wrong reasons, 330 00:11:53,190 --> 00:11:55,323 but I'm gonna finish it for the right ones. 331 00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:56,933 Sure. Later. Yeah, Tina, what do you need? 332 00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:59,675 -I came in here to quit... -Oh, okay, cool. 333 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:02,373 ...but a wise, old, wrinkly man convinced me otherwise. 334 00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:05,028 -Ugh, Gus. -I swear, I didn't mean to. 335 00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:06,900 Also, "wrinkly"? No. 336 00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:09,816 I've taken very good care of my skin. 337 00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:11,992 So, I quit on quitting. 338 00:12:12,035 --> 00:12:13,558 I'm gonna graduate Junior Guards 339 00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:15,169 and I'm getting on that wall right there. 340 00:12:15,212 --> 00:12:16,910 Uh, not that wall. That's the missing person's wall. 341 00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:18,694 Um, that wall. 342 00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:23,917 I can't believe you unquit, Tina. 343 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,788 Now we're never gonna graduate Junior Guards. 344 00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:27,834 Look, we all just need to give me a second chance. 345 00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:29,661 I promise I'm gonna work hard 346 00:12:29,705 --> 00:12:31,011 and I'll keep my eyes on the thighs. 347 00:12:31,054 --> 00:12:32,621 -I mean, prize. -[whistle blows] 348 00:12:32,664 --> 00:12:34,579 Partner up for the buoy swim. 349 00:12:34,623 --> 00:12:36,581 So cold! High step! Aah! High step! 350 00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:37,757 And... 351 00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:41,804 [coughs] 352 00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:43,806 I did it. I-I dolphined. 353 00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:44,894 Eh. 354 00:12:44,938 --> 00:12:48,028 [panting] 355 00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:50,204 Well, it wasn't the prettiest buoy swim 356 00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:52,467 and it looked like you swallowed a lot of water out there... 357 00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:53,947 All the water. 358 00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:56,079 ...but you did it without needing to be rescued. 359 00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:57,864 -Nice job, Tina. -Thank you. 360 00:12:57,907 --> 00:12:59,517 It's the bare minimum, but you did it. 361 00:12:59,561 --> 00:13:00,910 Thanks again. 362 00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:03,826 Are you close to finding the cyber crook? 363 00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,654 No, no, I'm using some new program 364 00:13:05,697 --> 00:13:07,830 to trace the hack back to the source computer, 365 00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:10,006 but I'm-I'm no good at this tech stuff. I'm terrible. 366 00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:11,616 Maybe hit the keys harder? 367 00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:12,704 Wait a minute. 368 00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:14,097 My Laptop. 369 00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:15,316 "My Laptop"? 370 00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:16,883 Yeah, it's the name of a computer 371 00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,710 that's initiating the attack. 372 00:13:18,754 --> 00:13:21,670 Which one of you is My Laptop? 373 00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:23,759 [quietly]: So, we're looking for someone with a lap. 374 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:24,934 I'm on it. 375 00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:26,501 No, no, get back here. Damn it. 376 00:13:26,544 --> 00:13:28,546 He's the best in the business. You're in good hands. 377 00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:30,766 -I forgot what I was looking for. -My turn. 378 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:34,465 Don't mind me, I'm just a little girl lost in a restaurant. 379 00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:36,511 Are you my mommy? 380 00:13:36,554 --> 00:13:38,905 Are youmy mommy? 381 00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:40,863 You know, your children are awful. 382 00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:41,995 No, I-I know. 383 00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:44,562 [all panting] 384 00:13:47,391 --> 00:13:49,219 Ah, thanks, everybody. 385 00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:51,004 -Whatever. -What's that, Parker? 386 00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:52,527 You might have everyone else fooled, 387 00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:54,485 but I still think you shouldn't be on this squad. 388 00:13:54,529 --> 00:13:55,965 Ugh, come on, Parker. 389 00:13:56,009 --> 00:13:57,227 Tina is really trying. 390 00:13:57,271 --> 00:13:58,925 She hasn't gotten us in trouble in days. 391 00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:01,362 Yeah, and I'm keeping the chest glances to a minimum. 392 00:14:01,405 --> 00:14:03,364 And I'm not even thinking about the love triangle 393 00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:04,669 I'm in with Michael and Kelly. 394 00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:05,757 We're not in a love triangle. 395 00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:07,324 Yes, we are. We're handling it. 396 00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:09,109 You really think she could save your life out there? 397 00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:11,763 You'd be willing to put your life in Tina's hands? 398 00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:13,896 -Um... definitely no. -Mm, I guess not. 399 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,245 -That's what I thought. -Guys, come on. 400 00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:18,031 I'm real deal JGM. I'll prove it to you. 401 00:14:18,074 --> 00:14:20,294 What if, um, I-I did the open ocean rescue drill? 402 00:14:20,337 --> 00:14:23,471 Tina, that's not a JG drill, that's an LG drill. 403 00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:25,821 -Right. What's LG again? -Lifeguard. 404 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:26,909 Right, right, right. 405 00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:28,476 But I can still do it. I can. 406 00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:30,913 A-And, you know what, if I can't, then I'll quit. 407 00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:33,133 I just need one of you to volunteer to be my victim. 408 00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:35,396 I mean, to be rescued. Fine. 409 00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:38,094 I think I know where I can find a volunteer. 410 00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:41,315 What do you say, Can't Breathe-y Stevie? 411 00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:42,620 Want to go for a little swim? 412 00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:47,364 Tina, you can do this. 413 00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:49,062 I think, maybe. 414 00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:50,324 Dolphin dive. 415 00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:55,111 [panting] 416 00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:59,202 Come on, Stevie, let's show these guys that I can... 417 00:14:59,246 --> 00:15:00,856 Oh, God, you're heavy. 418 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,031 [groaning] 419 00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:04,207 WILLOW: She's doing it, sort of. 420 00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:06,557 Are you absorbing water? Please, don't do that. 421 00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:08,777 -Looks like she's gonna make it. -I can't believe it. 422 00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:13,608 Remain calm. Help has arrived. 423 00:15:13,651 --> 00:15:16,959 Wait a second, is that Ti... Tina and Can't Breathe-y Stevie? 424 00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:18,526 What are you doing out here, Stevie? 425 00:15:18,569 --> 00:15:19,657 Oh, hi, Zack. 426 00:15:19,701 --> 00:15:20,876 You come here, too? No way. 427 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:21,964 Okay. Bye. 428 00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:23,096 So, let me get this straight. 429 00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:24,836 You snuck into the equipment shed, 430 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,795 you stole poor Stevie here, 431 00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:29,189 dropped him into the ocean-- probably ruining him-- 432 00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:32,366 and attempted to perform a nonsanctioned LG rescue drill? 433 00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:34,368 -Did I miss anything? -You missed the part 434 00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:36,674 where I was about to complete an open ocean rescue 435 00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:38,328 to prove to the rest of the Junior Guards that I belong. 436 00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:39,373 Let me stop you right there. 437 00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:40,635 You don't. 438 00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:41,810 None of you do. 439 00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:43,246 In the 58 weeks 440 00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:45,118 that I've been lead instructor of Junior Guards, 441 00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:47,337 I've never had to do this, but guess what? 442 00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:48,599 You're all kicked out. 443 00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:50,123 -What? -[gasping] -Yeah. Yeah. 444 00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:53,169 You break the rules as a squad, you get kicked out as a squad. 445 00:15:53,213 --> 00:15:55,128 You're dismissed forever. 446 00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:56,825 -[sighs] -Ugh. -Oh, boy, um... 447 00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:59,001 should we exchange info and stay in touch? 448 00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:00,655 -Ugh. -Plan a reunion? 449 00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:02,091 -Okay, everyone is crying. -Unbelievable. 450 00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:04,224 We can maybe regroup later. 451 00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:06,356 Sorry, Junior Guards of yesteryear. 452 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,184 Don't say sorry to them. 453 00:16:08,228 --> 00:16:10,665 Say sorry to Stevie. He's dead. 454 00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:15,452 Aw, poor baby. 455 00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:17,802 You know, there are a million junior lifeguard programs 456 00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:20,022 in the sea. You'll find another one. 457 00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,850 No, this is the only one in the area. 458 00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:25,027 Oh. Well, I'm sorry. 459 00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:26,028 Yeah, sorry, Tina. 460 00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:27,508 I know how much fun you were having 461 00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:30,032 being around boys not wearing shirts. 462 00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,381 But it was more than that. 463 00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:33,601 I really was loving being a Junior Guard, 464 00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:35,603 being part of a squad that meant something. 465 00:16:35,646 --> 00:16:37,605 At least you get to keep that sweet, sweet whistle. 466 00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:39,520 Oh, no, I got to bring it back tomorrow. 467 00:16:39,563 --> 00:16:42,392 Well, play us something before you bring it back, will you? 468 00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:43,872 Ma-Maybe not. Maybe not. 469 00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:45,178 I-It's a little shrill. 470 00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:46,918 -You let Mom talk. -What?! 471 00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:51,836 [groans] 472 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:54,187 [sighs] 473 00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:55,623 I let you all down. 474 00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:57,103 I really thought I belonged up there with you. 475 00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:59,453 Well, good-bye, lifeguard station. 476 00:16:59,496 --> 00:17:01,629 Good-bye, beach. Good-bye, litter. 477 00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:03,457 Good-bye, sand castle contest. 478 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,981 Good-bye, 3K fun run. Wait. 479 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,201 What the... the fun run is on the same day 480 00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:09,898 as the sand castle contest? 481 00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:12,205 And the lifeguards are tending to a level orange, 482 00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:14,903 real-world, Jet Ski reprimand. Oh, no. 483 00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:18,124 Guys, we have a situation. 484 00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:19,473 Why are you wearing that like that? 485 00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:20,778 Because of the situation. 486 00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:22,128 What are you talking about? 487 00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:24,260 Some idiot scheduled a 3K fun run 488 00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:26,219 on the same day as the sand castle contest. 489 00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:28,221 -So what? -"So what"? 490 00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:30,223 Willow, the fun runners are running into a death trap 491 00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:31,224 for their ankles. 492 00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:32,225 See for yourself. 493 00:17:32,268 --> 00:17:33,443 [gasps] The finish line 494 00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:35,880 is just past the sand castle competition. 495 00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:37,230 TINA: Castles, moats, holes, 496 00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:38,535 and runners headed straight towards them! 497 00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:39,667 If we don't do something, 498 00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:41,147 those sprained ankles are gonna be on us. 499 00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:42,365 What can we do? 500 00:17:42,409 --> 00:17:44,150 We're not even Junior Lifeguards anymore. 501 00:17:44,193 --> 00:17:46,021 Should we call it in? Tell the real lifeguards? 502 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,675 They're busy. It's up to us. 503 00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:49,459 We've been trained to deal with this situation, right? 504 00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:51,809 -Not exactly. -But pretty close. 505 00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:53,942 -I mean, kind of. -That's the spirit. 506 00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:55,248 Look, I know there's been some drama 507 00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:56,727 and I know you all think it's my fault 508 00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:57,902 we got kicked out of Junior Guards... 509 00:17:57,946 --> 00:17:59,165 -It was. -Totally was. 510 00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:00,949 Uh, right, yeah, sure, possibly. 511 00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:03,517 But right now, we got to put our issues aside, put our love 512 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,388 -triangle on hold, Michael... -There's no love triangle. 513 00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:07,825 -Okay, fine. Love square. Looking at you, Jason. -What? 514 00:18:07,869 --> 00:18:09,827 ...and we go out there and save some innocent ankles. 515 00:18:09,871 --> 00:18:10,828 Now, who's with me? 516 00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:12,787 -I'm in. -Me, too. 517 00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:14,310 -[sighs] -Let's do this. 518 00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:16,878 ♪ 519 00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:24,929 Aah! 520 00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:27,236 [grunts] 521 00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:32,285 Faster. Hurry. 522 00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:33,938 The fun runners are almost here. 523 00:18:33,982 --> 00:18:37,203 [grunting] 524 00:18:39,074 --> 00:18:42,730 [distorted]: No! 525 00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:44,166 Aah! 526 00:18:45,994 --> 00:18:47,474 [grunts] 527 00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:51,652 Sergeant Bosco, you're not undercover anymore? 528 00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:53,262 No more shorts? 529 00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:54,785 Yeah, no more shorts, probably ever. 530 00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:56,004 Girl, say it ain't true. 531 00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:57,223 So, you got the guy? 532 00:18:57,266 --> 00:19:00,095 Yeah, but it wasn't a guy. It was a lady. 533 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,444 [Linda gasps] 534 00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:03,794 -The soccer mom. I knew it. -You did? 535 00:19:03,838 --> 00:19:06,841 -No, but I know it now. -Well, that's just her cover. 536 00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:09,887 In reality, she's a hacker, a sort of not-that-great hacker. 537 00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:12,107 But you're a sort of not-that-great cyber cop. 538 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,326 Yup, so it worked out. 539 00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:15,241 So, are we done then? 540 00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:17,547 No. I got to take your router for evidence. 541 00:19:17,591 --> 00:19:19,332 I'll get it back to you as soon as possible, 542 00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:21,464 and when I say that I mean maybe get a new router. 543 00:19:21,508 --> 00:19:23,553 -Hmm. -Anyway, thanks for your help. 544 00:19:23,597 --> 00:19:25,860 I mean, you didn't help, but... 545 00:19:25,903 --> 00:19:27,340 can you get the router, please? 546 00:19:27,383 --> 00:19:29,472 Whoa, what the hell is going on here? 547 00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:32,432 I just got a report that a bunch of Junior Guards trashed 548 00:19:32,475 --> 00:19:34,347 -the sand castle contest. -No, no, we were helping. 549 00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:36,697 Tina Belcher. Of course you were behind this. 550 00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:38,351 What are you even doing here? 551 00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:41,310 What are any of you ex-Junior Guards even doing here? 552 00:19:41,354 --> 00:19:42,833 You're kicked out. I already told you that. 553 00:19:42,877 --> 00:19:44,400 Yes, we destroyed the sand castles, 554 00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:46,228 but we were filling in holes and moats 555 00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:48,796 so people wouldn't break their ankles. 556 00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:50,101 "Break their ankles"? 557 00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:52,452 Look, the fun run finish line was over there, 558 00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:54,367 past the sand castle contest. 559 00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:56,282 What? [scoffs] That can't be. 560 00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:58,501 I think the fun run usually isn't this long. 561 00:19:58,545 --> 00:20:01,156 Plus, the sand castle contest is usually on a Sunday. 562 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,114 Yeah, some idiot put them both on the same day. 563 00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:05,595 Oh, my God. 564 00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:07,902 I may or may not have been that idiot 565 00:20:07,945 --> 00:20:09,643 that we're all talking about right now. 566 00:20:09,686 --> 00:20:11,601 You kids saved the day 567 00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:13,864 and you saved my hide. You're heroes. 568 00:20:13,908 --> 00:20:16,519 Sir, Tina is the one who spotted the situation 569 00:20:16,563 --> 00:20:18,608 and pushed us to do something about it. 570 00:20:18,652 --> 00:20:19,957 She's the real hero here. 571 00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:21,959 Tina, is that true, girl? 572 00:20:22,003 --> 00:20:24,527 I don't want to say hero, but I like hearing it. 573 00:20:24,571 --> 00:20:26,877 Well, then I guess I have no choice 574 00:20:26,921 --> 00:20:29,489 but to let you all graduate 575 00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:31,534 the Junior Lifeguards program. 576 00:20:31,578 --> 00:20:33,362 -[cheering] -All right. -Yes. 577 00:20:33,406 --> 00:20:35,756 And I'm gonna request that you never tell anyone 578 00:20:35,799 --> 00:20:37,758 that I was the one who scheduled all those things 579 00:20:37,801 --> 00:20:38,846 at the same time. 580 00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:39,934 Yay! 581 00:20:39,977 --> 00:20:41,501 So, go ahead, everybody. 582 00:20:41,544 --> 00:20:43,285 Get up on that pier for your final exam. 583 00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:45,461 -[cheering] -What final exam? -Aw, it's great. 584 00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:47,550 We get to jump off the pier before we graduate. 585 00:20:47,594 --> 00:20:48,464 That pier? 586 00:20:48,508 --> 00:20:50,553 [shouts] 587 00:20:50,597 --> 00:20:52,555 Come on, Tina, jump! 588 00:20:52,599 --> 00:20:53,687 No, thank you. 589 00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:54,905 You can do it! 590 00:20:54,949 --> 00:20:56,298 No, I really can't. 591 00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:57,995 Yes, you can. 592 00:20:58,039 --> 00:21:00,389 And, plus, also, you sort of have to in order to graduate. 593 00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:01,390 Fine, then. I'm out. 594 00:21:01,434 --> 00:21:02,565 Tina, no. 595 00:21:02,609 --> 00:21:04,001 Look, I'll tell you what. 596 00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:06,352 If you jump, you all get to warm up in the sand together. 597 00:21:06,395 --> 00:21:08,223 You mean, sugar cookies? 598 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,442 That's what I'm talking about. 599 00:21:09,485 --> 00:21:11,574 -Aah! -Sugar cookies. 600 00:21:11,618 --> 00:21:13,837 I'm never using a towel again. 601 00:21:16,057 --> 00:21:17,928 ♪ Blow that whistle♪ 602 00:21:17,972 --> 00:21:19,887 ♪ Make it thunder♪ 603 00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:21,323 ♪ Save that guy♪ 604 00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:23,499 ♪ He's going under, under♪ 605 00:21:23,543 --> 00:21:25,153 ♪ Jump in the water♪ 606 00:21:25,196 --> 00:21:27,198 ♪ Hair's getting tangled♪ 607 00:21:27,242 --> 00:21:30,376 ♪ Time to check in on my love triangle♪ 608 00:21:30,419 --> 00:21:32,726 ♪ Sand's the sugar and we're the cookies♪ 609 00:21:32,769 --> 00:21:34,467 ♪ Sugar cookies♪ 610 00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:36,512 ♪ Sand's the sugar and we're the cookies♪ 611 00:21:36,556 --> 00:21:38,340 ♪ Sugar cookies♪ 612 00:21:38,384 --> 00:21:40,342 ♪ Sand's the sugar and we're the cookies♪ 613 00:21:40,386 --> 00:21:42,779 ♪ Sugar cookies♪ 614 00:21:42,823 --> 00:21:46,130 [vocalizing] 615 00:21:46,174 --> 00:21:49,133 MICHAEL: The sand's the sugar, we're the cookies. 616 00:21:49,177 --> 00:21:51,048 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 617 00:21:53,486 --> 00:21:55,618 Those were some tasty laughs onBob's Burgers. 618 00:21:55,662 --> 00:21:57,707 Now here are a few more shows to check out from Fox. 619 00:21:59,622 --> 00:22:01,972 Who's ready for a Fox Sunday Survey? 620 00:22:02,016 --> 00:22:03,452 -Okay. -Okay. 621 00:22:03,496 --> 00:22:04,975 Okay, I guess. 622 00:22:05,019 --> 00:22:06,586 -ANNOUNCER: Okay. -Let's do it! 623 00:22:06,629 --> 00:22:08,849 -Are you in love withBob's Burgers? -Yes. 624 00:22:08,892 --> 00:22:10,459 -The Simpsons? -Oh, yes! 625 00:22:10,503 --> 00:22:11,634 -Brooklyn? -Yes! 626 00:22:11,678 --> 00:22:12,635 -Family Guy? -Yes. 627 00:22:12,679 --> 00:22:14,463 -The Last Man on Earth? -Yes! 628 00:22:14,507 --> 00:22:15,638 Potatoes?Yes. 629 00:22:15,682 --> 00:22:16,552 Butter?Yes. 630 00:22:16,596 --> 00:22:17,510 Cream?Yes. 631 00:22:17,553 --> 00:22:18,598 Lamb?Yes. 632 00:22:18,641 --> 00:22:19,947 Chicken broth?Yes. 633 00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:22,384 Don't miss the funniest night on television. 634 00:22:22,428 --> 00:22:23,777 Lightsaber?Not on the menu. 635 00:22:23,820 --> 00:22:25,387 No way!Oh, no! 636 00:22:25,431 --> 00:22:29,043 See it all first, Sundays on Fox.