1 00:00:01,305 --> 00:00:03,873 You're taking a bite out ofBob's Burgers. 2 00:00:03,916 --> 00:00:06,136 Oh, my God! This is the most exciting thing we've ever done! 3 00:00:06,180 --> 00:00:08,225 Catch all-new episodes Sundays. 4 00:00:08,269 --> 00:00:10,140 And check out our other Fox programs--The Simpsons, 5 00:00:10,184 --> 00:00:12,273 Ghosted, andFamily Guy. 6 00:00:12,316 --> 00:00:14,753 Have you seen Peter?He was just here. 7 00:00:14,797 --> 00:00:15,972 Only on Fox. 8 00:00:17,321 --> 00:00:20,020 ♪ 9 00:00:36,210 --> 00:00:38,560 RANGER CARL: At the Outdoor Education Center, 10 00:00:38,603 --> 00:00:40,301 nature is the classroom. 11 00:00:40,344 --> 00:00:42,216 But it's not just bonding over fox scat. 12 00:00:42,259 --> 00:00:44,174 These kids bond through team building. 13 00:00:44,218 --> 00:00:46,437 Teamwork is the only way to get to the top 14 00:00:46,481 --> 00:00:48,178 of Mount Windygap. 15 00:00:48,222 --> 00:00:49,875 It's a powerful experience, like an epiphany, 16 00:00:49,919 --> 00:00:52,443 -a nature-iphany. -Wow. 17 00:00:52,487 --> 00:00:54,271 I can't wait to be on top of Mount Windygap 18 00:00:54,315 --> 00:00:55,446 and have my nature-iphany. 19 00:00:55,490 --> 00:00:56,839 Well, I'm just excited to blow off 20 00:00:56,882 --> 00:00:58,971 four days of school at Outdoor Ed. 21 00:00:59,015 --> 00:01:00,582 You're not blowing off school, missy. 22 00:01:00,625 --> 00:01:02,366 Your teachers are gonna be there, teaching. 23 00:01:02,410 --> 00:01:03,759 Doesn't mean I got to learn. 24 00:01:03,802 --> 00:01:05,326 It's gonna be hard not to learn 25 00:01:05,369 --> 00:01:06,762 with nature doing most of the teaching... 26 00:01:06,805 --> 00:01:08,677 and changing, of our lives. 27 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:11,245 ♪ 28 00:01:12,289 --> 00:01:13,943 [screeches] 29 00:01:13,986 --> 00:01:15,466 What's that, giant eagle? 30 00:01:15,510 --> 00:01:17,251 You want to become one and forever be known 31 00:01:17,294 --> 00:01:19,253 -as Teagle! -[screeches] 32 00:01:19,296 --> 00:01:22,430 LOUISE: But Tina, you already have a super cool nickname. 33 00:01:22,473 --> 00:01:25,128 -Huh? -Oh! My Tina's got a super cool nickname? 34 00:01:25,172 --> 00:01:26,390 Well, what is it? What is it? 35 00:01:26,434 --> 00:01:28,349 Uh, I-I'd rather not say. 36 00:01:28,392 --> 00:01:30,133 -Fluffy-Butt. -Fluffy-Butt? 37 00:01:30,177 --> 00:01:31,917 Oh, sweetie, why? 38 00:01:31,961 --> 00:01:33,919 [sighs] I was in the girls' bathroom, 39 00:01:33,963 --> 00:01:35,878 all alone, and I started singing the song 40 00:01:35,921 --> 00:01:37,793 from the Cloud Fresh toilet paper commercial. 41 00:01:37,836 --> 00:01:40,230 ♪ Fluffy-butt, fluffy-butt, oh, fluffy, fluffy... ♪ 42 00:01:40,274 --> 00:01:43,059 LOUISE: But you weren't alone, were you? 43 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:44,234 ♪ Fluffy, fluffy, fluffy-butt 44 00:01:44,278 --> 00:01:46,410 [mouth pops] ♪ A bom, bom, bom. 45 00:01:46,454 --> 00:01:49,631 [laughter] 46 00:01:49,674 --> 00:01:51,981 And I didn't even mind being called Fluffy-Butt at first. 47 00:01:52,024 --> 00:01:54,375 But when you hear it every day, in every class... 48 00:01:54,418 --> 00:01:56,725 -And in the hall. -And morning announcements. 49 00:01:56,768 --> 00:01:58,292 It starts to seem like people aren't being fluffy, 50 00:01:58,335 --> 00:02:00,337 fun and friendly, like it says on the package. 51 00:02:00,381 --> 00:02:03,166 Sorry, Tina. Hey, nicknames don't last forever. 52 00:02:03,210 --> 00:02:05,777 But be careful: the more you fight it, the more it sticks. 53 00:02:05,821 --> 00:02:09,564 I knew a kid who had to change schools 'cause of a nickname. 54 00:02:09,607 --> 00:02:12,001 -They called him "Bobby Belchbottoms." -Aw. 55 00:02:12,044 --> 00:02:14,003 -LOUISE: Who was that kid, Dad? -No one you know. 56 00:02:14,046 --> 00:02:16,136 This isn't about some random kid from your past, Dad. 57 00:02:16,179 --> 00:02:17,311 This is about me, 58 00:02:17,354 --> 00:02:19,269 and how Outdoor Ed is gonna fix everything. 59 00:02:19,313 --> 00:02:21,532 So say good-bye to Fluffy-Butt, 'cause it's the last time 60 00:02:21,576 --> 00:02:23,012 anyone's gonna hear it. 61 00:02:23,055 --> 00:02:24,318 ♪ Fluffy-Butt, Fluffy-Butt♪ 62 00:02:24,361 --> 00:02:25,928 ♪ Oh, Fluffy, Fluffy-Butt♪ 63 00:02:25,971 --> 00:02:27,234 ♪ Fluffy-Butt.♪ 64 00:02:27,277 --> 00:02:29,323 RANGER CARL: If you get bit by a tick, 65 00:02:29,366 --> 00:02:31,194 let Mr. Tweezers know. 66 00:02:31,238 --> 00:02:33,457 If you get a splinter, also a job for Mr. Tweezers. 67 00:02:33,501 --> 00:02:36,373 Oh, and, uh, another topic, totally unrelated to safety: 68 00:02:36,417 --> 00:02:39,724 there may or may not be someone living in the woods nearby. 69 00:02:39,768 --> 00:02:42,771 The so-called "Windygap Hermit," he's not dangerous-- 70 00:02:42,814 --> 00:02:44,251 or, maybe he is, we really don't know. 71 00:02:44,294 --> 00:02:46,035 I mean, there have been some missing hatchets 72 00:02:46,078 --> 00:02:47,558 and some other things, but they could be anywhere. 73 00:02:47,602 --> 00:02:49,995 So if anyone notices anything suspicious, 74 00:02:50,039 --> 00:02:51,388 -please tell... -ZEKE: Mr. Tweezers? 75 00:02:51,432 --> 00:02:52,433 Uh, no. Me. 76 00:02:52,476 --> 00:02:55,044 Ranger Carl. Or Mr. Tweezers, yeah. 77 00:02:55,087 --> 00:02:56,524 -I'll probably tell Tweezers. -I get it. 78 00:02:56,567 --> 00:02:59,048 Now, we're gonna do things a little differently this week, 79 00:02:59,091 --> 00:03:01,833 because they're predicting rain for the next few days. 80 00:03:01,877 --> 00:03:03,444 There's gonna be a lot more indoor ed 81 00:03:03,487 --> 00:03:05,533 -here at the Outdoor Ed Center. -JOCELYN: Wait, what? 82 00:03:05,576 --> 00:03:07,404 -ZEKE: Come on. -Yes? 83 00:03:07,448 --> 00:03:09,493 But we're still gonna team-build on the ropes course, right? 84 00:03:09,537 --> 00:03:12,017 No, the ropes course isn't safe in the rain. Yes? 85 00:03:12,061 --> 00:03:13,541 But we're still gonna hike to the top of Mount Windygap, 86 00:03:13,584 --> 00:03:15,238 for our nature-iphanies, right? 87 00:03:15,282 --> 00:03:18,198 No, the last quarter mile of that trail is in a steep notch. 88 00:03:18,241 --> 00:03:19,764 It's like the mountain's rain gutter. 89 00:03:19,808 --> 00:03:22,071 Totally impassable in bad weather. Really? 90 00:03:22,114 --> 00:03:23,638 But what if the rain stops before Friday? 91 00:03:23,681 --> 00:03:25,422 -Well, it's not supposed to. -But what if it does? 92 00:03:25,466 --> 00:03:26,771 -Well, I don't think it will. -But what if it does? 93 00:03:26,815 --> 00:03:27,903 Well, there's no sense discussing that, 94 00:03:27,946 --> 00:03:29,252 because it's not gonna happen. 95 00:03:29,296 --> 00:03:30,775 -Damn it. -[whispers]: Sorry, T. 96 00:03:30,819 --> 00:03:33,474 At least we still get a few days of blowing off school. 97 00:03:33,517 --> 00:03:34,475 For those of you who think 98 00:03:34,518 --> 00:03:35,824 you're just gonna blow off school 99 00:03:35,867 --> 00:03:37,565 while we're up here, forget it. 100 00:03:37,608 --> 00:03:40,698 You'll have your regular classwork, plus nature stuff. 101 00:03:40,742 --> 00:03:43,005 -Oh, man. -Son of a bitch. 102 00:03:43,048 --> 00:03:44,006 TEDDY: Wow. 103 00:03:44,049 --> 00:03:45,007 Three big nights alone. 104 00:03:45,050 --> 00:03:46,182 So what's the plan? 105 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,357 Well, we haven't made any plans. 106 00:03:47,401 --> 00:03:50,186 Wait, aren't you excited to have couple time together? 107 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:51,361 -Of course we are. -Um, yes. 108 00:03:51,405 --> 00:03:52,797 Oh, then let's brainstorm. 109 00:03:52,841 --> 00:03:54,277 There's, uh, stand-up comedy classes. 110 00:03:54,321 --> 00:03:55,496 -Ah. -Uh... 111 00:03:55,539 --> 00:03:57,454 -There's couples hot therapy. -Ooh. -Mm. 112 00:03:57,498 --> 00:03:59,456 There's watching hockey with a friend. Huh? 113 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:01,241 -Hmm... -All those things sound great. 114 00:04:01,284 --> 00:04:02,677 Ooh! We're gonna go crazy. 115 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:04,548 [both snoring] 116 00:04:04,592 --> 00:04:05,810 [yawns] 117 00:04:05,854 --> 00:04:07,725 -Lin. -What? What? What? 118 00:04:07,769 --> 00:04:09,423 We fell asleep on the couch. 119 00:04:09,466 --> 00:04:11,599 What? Did we do anything fun? 120 00:04:11,642 --> 00:04:14,428 I mean, we ate a lot of cheese. 121 00:04:14,471 --> 00:04:16,212 Ugh, carry me to bed. 122 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:18,214 Ugh, carry me to bed. 123 00:04:19,346 --> 00:04:20,390 TINA: I don't remember kids being all 124 00:04:20,434 --> 00:04:21,478 cooped up in the video. 125 00:04:21,522 --> 00:04:22,827 We're supposed to be out there. 126 00:04:22,871 --> 00:04:24,568 Up to our asses in nature. 127 00:04:24,612 --> 00:04:26,701 Whoa, Tina, nature's all around you, girl. 128 00:04:26,744 --> 00:04:28,268 This napkin came from a tree. 129 00:04:28,311 --> 00:04:30,531 Yeah, and this syrup: tree. 130 00:04:30,574 --> 00:04:32,184 Sausage: tree. 131 00:04:32,228 --> 00:04:33,795 Hey, Fluffy-B, pass the salt. 132 00:04:33,838 --> 00:04:34,883 Ugh! That's it. 133 00:04:34,926 --> 00:04:36,232 I need some space. 134 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,365 How about that salt? Little help? 135 00:04:38,408 --> 00:04:41,150 I don't think you're supposed to be out here. 136 00:04:41,193 --> 00:04:42,456 Well, I didn't come all this way to not go 137 00:04:42,499 --> 00:04:44,066 on a life-changing nature hike. 138 00:04:44,109 --> 00:04:46,024 -Who's coming with me? -Ugh, fine. 139 00:04:46,068 --> 00:04:47,591 We'll go with you on your life-changing hike. 140 00:04:47,635 --> 00:04:48,984 Just make it quick. 141 00:04:49,027 --> 00:04:51,291 Hey, let's go off-trail to find some fox scat. 142 00:04:51,334 --> 00:04:52,640 A scat-enger hunt. 143 00:04:52,683 --> 00:04:55,469 Is it everything you hoped it'd be? 144 00:04:55,512 --> 00:04:56,557 [sighs] 145 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:58,080 We can go back now, if you want. 146 00:04:58,123 --> 00:04:59,386 Already walking. 147 00:04:59,429 --> 00:05:01,692 Huh, where's that darn trail? 148 00:05:01,736 --> 00:05:04,608 Whoa. What the hell is this place? 149 00:05:04,652 --> 00:05:07,829 Can't even see all this from just back there. 150 00:05:07,872 --> 00:05:09,874 It's literally off the beaten path. 151 00:05:09,918 --> 00:05:11,136 Do you think someone's here? 152 00:05:11,180 --> 00:05:12,921 We should ask that lady holding an axe! 153 00:05:12,964 --> 00:05:14,139 -Hi. -[screaming] 154 00:05:18,492 --> 00:05:20,189 [moaning] 155 00:05:20,232 --> 00:05:21,408 Wait, you'rescared? 156 00:05:21,451 --> 00:05:22,974 I'm the one who should be scared. 157 00:05:23,018 --> 00:05:25,325 You're barging in without knocking. Rude. 158 00:05:25,368 --> 00:05:27,936 Right, but you're the one with the axe. So... 159 00:05:27,979 --> 00:05:29,329 This? [laughing]: Oh... 160 00:05:29,372 --> 00:05:31,156 I was just playing darts. 161 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:32,157 Whoa. 162 00:05:32,201 --> 00:05:33,594 Live out here as long as I have, 163 00:05:33,637 --> 00:05:34,682 and you get tossy with the hatchet. 164 00:05:34,725 --> 00:05:36,205 Wait, you live here? 165 00:05:36,248 --> 00:05:37,467 Are the hermit Ranger Carl told us about? 166 00:05:37,511 --> 00:05:39,077 The Windygap Hermit? 167 00:05:39,121 --> 00:05:41,689 "Hermit"? Really? That's what society is calling me? 168 00:05:41,732 --> 00:05:43,778 Not the Wonder Woman of the Woods? 169 00:05:43,821 --> 00:05:45,388 No, just "hermit." 170 00:05:45,432 --> 00:05:47,259 I hate labels. 171 00:05:47,303 --> 00:05:49,653 [inhales, exhales] 172 00:05:49,697 --> 00:05:51,002 Labels. 173 00:05:51,046 --> 00:05:52,264 All better. 174 00:05:52,308 --> 00:05:54,702 What was that totally normal thing you just did? 175 00:05:54,745 --> 00:05:56,704 A cleansing ritual I made up. 176 00:05:56,747 --> 00:05:58,183 -Does it work? -Don't I look cleansed? 177 00:05:58,227 --> 00:05:59,271 -Eh. -Yes? -Uh... 178 00:05:59,315 --> 00:06:00,664 So what's a girl got to do 179 00:06:00,708 --> 00:06:01,926 to get a turn throwing that thing? 180 00:06:01,970 --> 00:06:03,493 You want me to teach you how to throw a hatchet? 181 00:06:03,537 --> 00:06:05,713 Um, does a hermit scat in the woods? 182 00:06:05,756 --> 00:06:08,193 There they are. Party animals. 183 00:06:08,237 --> 00:06:09,499 So what'd you do? Where'd you go? 184 00:06:09,543 --> 00:06:12,372 -We, um... -Oh, we ate a bunch of cheese 185 00:06:12,415 --> 00:06:14,461 and fell asleep on the couch. 186 00:06:14,504 --> 00:06:15,723 What? You fell asleep on the couch? 187 00:06:15,766 --> 00:06:17,551 This time is a gift. 188 00:06:17,594 --> 00:06:19,509 It's a chance to reconnect with one another. 189 00:06:19,553 --> 00:06:21,206 Why do I have to explain this to you? 190 00:06:21,250 --> 00:06:22,556 Okay, Teddy, calm down. 191 00:06:22,599 --> 00:06:23,687 We were tired. 192 00:06:23,731 --> 00:06:25,210 We'll make up for it tonight. 193 00:06:25,254 --> 00:06:27,169 Damn right you will. And when I come in here tomorrow, 194 00:06:27,212 --> 00:06:29,606 I better be dazzled by your date tonight. 195 00:06:29,650 --> 00:06:31,391 Dazzled! [panting] 196 00:06:31,434 --> 00:06:32,870 What burger today, Bobby? 197 00:06:32,914 --> 00:06:35,133 "Paprika," that sounds pretty good. 198 00:06:35,177 --> 00:06:38,702 So how long have you lived here, um, Hermit Lady? 199 00:06:38,746 --> 00:06:40,965 My name's Martha... Uh, well, it used to be. 200 00:06:41,009 --> 00:06:43,968 The wind spoke through the trees, and I was born anew as... 201 00:06:44,012 --> 00:06:46,623 [whooshing] 202 00:06:46,667 --> 00:06:48,495 Cool if we just call you "Martha"? 203 00:06:48,538 --> 00:06:50,192 -Sure. -Thanks. We don't speak wind. 204 00:06:50,235 --> 00:06:51,715 What do you kids go by? 205 00:06:51,759 --> 00:06:53,500 That's Louise, he's Gene and I'm Tina. 206 00:06:53,543 --> 00:06:55,719 But I'm hoping to get a nature name of my own. 207 00:06:55,763 --> 00:06:57,721 -Teagle. -That's up to nature, now, isn't it? 208 00:06:57,765 --> 00:06:59,723 First, you got to level up. 209 00:06:59,767 --> 00:07:00,985 "Level up"? What's that? 210 00:07:01,029 --> 00:07:02,465 "Level up"? It's level up. 211 00:07:02,509 --> 00:07:03,640 Level up! 212 00:07:03,684 --> 00:07:05,468 Oh, like, level up. 213 00:07:05,512 --> 00:07:07,557 Yeah, you got it. Level up. 214 00:07:07,601 --> 00:07:09,037 I was supposed to level up, when-when we did 215 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:10,734 the hike to the top of Mount Windygap. 216 00:07:10,778 --> 00:07:12,475 -Now that's not gonna happen. -Why not? 217 00:07:12,519 --> 00:07:14,651 'Cause we're not allowed to do the team-building ropes course 218 00:07:14,695 --> 00:07:16,436 in the rain, or hike the mountain in the rain. 219 00:07:16,479 --> 00:07:18,394 It's a real "blame it on the rain" situation. 220 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:19,743 Team building? 221 00:07:19,787 --> 00:07:21,049 You really think other people are gonna 222 00:07:21,092 --> 00:07:22,485 help you get what you want in life? 223 00:07:22,529 --> 00:07:23,573 It looked really good in the video. 224 00:07:23,617 --> 00:07:26,141 Take it from a hermit: teams are dumb. 225 00:07:26,184 --> 00:07:28,796 -Feels like it's almost lunch. -Oh, we better go. 226 00:07:28,839 --> 00:07:31,451 If we don't show up for the next meal, they're gonna look for us. 227 00:07:31,494 --> 00:07:33,670 Uh, I hate to be that lady you met in the woods 228 00:07:33,714 --> 00:07:36,543 who's like, "Hey, kids, don't tell anyone about this," 229 00:07:36,586 --> 00:07:38,153 but, uh, can you not tell anyone about this? 230 00:07:38,196 --> 00:07:39,284 About me? 231 00:07:39,328 --> 00:07:40,634 You got it, fun stranger. 232 00:07:40,677 --> 00:07:43,071 Where are you kids coming from? 233 00:07:43,114 --> 00:07:44,681 We just stepped out for a smoke. 234 00:07:44,725 --> 00:07:47,292 Well, I guess in all this rain, you can't burn down the forest. 235 00:07:47,336 --> 00:07:48,729 Hey, but also, don't smoke. [chuckles] 236 00:07:48,772 --> 00:07:50,078 You know, I can't tell if you're joking. 237 00:07:50,121 --> 00:07:51,732 Well, let's get inside. 238 00:07:51,775 --> 00:07:53,255 It's time to learn our famous weasel song. 239 00:07:53,298 --> 00:07:54,474 I can't tell if you'rejoking. 240 00:07:54,517 --> 00:07:55,866 Well, I've got the weasel. 241 00:07:55,910 --> 00:07:57,520 You can pretty much see that I'm not joking. 242 00:07:57,564 --> 00:08:00,088 And then youguys sing ♪ Who's that♪ 243 00:08:00,131 --> 00:08:01,698 ♪ Knocking on my hole?♪ 244 00:08:01,742 --> 00:08:04,135 And then youall sing ♪ Weasel, weasel♪ 245 00:08:04,179 --> 00:08:05,702 ♪ If you please'll...♪ 246 00:08:05,746 --> 00:08:07,051 And then this group goes, 247 00:08:07,095 --> 00:08:09,140 -♪ Eeh, eeh...♪ -Where were you, Tina? 248 00:08:09,184 --> 00:08:11,534 Oh, just off, trying to level up. 249 00:08:11,578 --> 00:08:12,883 "Level up"? What's that? 250 00:08:12,927 --> 00:08:14,755 What's F-Butt fluffering about? 251 00:08:14,798 --> 00:08:15,712 You know what, Tammy? 252 00:08:15,756 --> 00:08:17,975 Wait, no, I know what to do. 253 00:08:18,019 --> 00:08:19,803 [exhales] 254 00:08:19,847 --> 00:08:20,587 Labels. 255 00:08:20,630 --> 00:08:22,676 Wow, that did feel good. 256 00:08:22,719 --> 00:08:24,808 Whoa, did you just call me "Labels"? 257 00:08:24,852 --> 00:08:26,636 -No, I was... -It's not nice to call people names. 258 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:29,204 Huh? No, no, that's what you guys have been doing to me. 259 00:08:29,247 --> 00:08:30,945 -I was just... -Not cool, Fluffy-Butt-Label-Face. 260 00:08:30,988 --> 00:08:32,599 Not cool. 261 00:08:32,642 --> 00:08:34,035 LINDA: ♪ I'm putting on my shoes♪ 262 00:08:34,078 --> 00:08:35,340 ♪ My really good shoes♪ 263 00:08:35,384 --> 00:08:36,559 ♪ My date night shoes♪ 264 00:08:36,603 --> 00:08:38,169 ♪ And my date night earrings.♪ 265 00:08:38,213 --> 00:08:39,606 So, what sounds good, Lin? 266 00:08:39,649 --> 00:08:40,650 Dinner and a movie? 267 00:08:40,694 --> 00:08:42,391 Dinner and two movies. 268 00:08:42,434 --> 00:08:44,262 All I know is, we're gonna go nuts. 269 00:08:44,306 --> 00:08:45,786 Let's get this party start... 270 00:08:45,829 --> 00:08:47,788 [both snoring] 271 00:08:47,831 --> 00:08:49,833 Oh, no, oh, no. No. 272 00:08:49,877 --> 00:08:51,574 What? Wait, what? What happened? 273 00:08:51,618 --> 00:08:54,708 We fell asleep on the couch again. 274 00:08:54,751 --> 00:08:56,187 Maybe we're too old to have fun. 275 00:08:56,231 --> 00:08:57,711 I'm not old, you'reold. 276 00:08:57,754 --> 00:08:59,147 Going back to sleep. 277 00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:00,627 Rub my bunions. 278 00:09:00,670 --> 00:09:02,411 First stop when we get home... [grunts] 279 00:09:02,454 --> 00:09:03,891 ...hatchet store. 280 00:09:03,934 --> 00:09:05,196 And then I did the cleansing ritual 281 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:06,807 and felt better for, like, a second. 282 00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:08,591 But then they started all over again. [groans] 283 00:09:08,635 --> 00:09:10,898 Why do you care so much what these other kids think? 284 00:09:10,941 --> 00:09:13,770 Because... I don't know, I-I just do. 285 00:09:13,814 --> 00:09:16,120 It's because you're living your life for other people. 286 00:09:16,164 --> 00:09:18,340 I am? Huh. Maybe I am. 287 00:09:18,383 --> 00:09:19,602 I used to be just like you. 288 00:09:19,646 --> 00:09:20,995 I thought I had it all. 289 00:09:21,038 --> 00:09:24,172 The one bedroom apartment, the Nissan Altima lease, 290 00:09:24,215 --> 00:09:27,784 the job at a brand management company in an office park. 291 00:09:27,828 --> 00:09:29,743 But ever since I was like "see ya" to society, 292 00:09:29,786 --> 00:09:31,222 I don't care what anyone thinks of me. 293 00:09:31,266 --> 00:09:33,834 Wow, and I thought Outdoor Ed was gonna open my eyes. 294 00:09:33,877 --> 00:09:36,271 But it turns out, it took a weird lady hermit. 295 00:09:36,314 --> 00:09:38,316 And her three amazing hatchets: 296 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:41,276 Buddy Hatchet, Teri Hatchet and Orrin Hatchet. 297 00:09:41,319 --> 00:09:42,799 Still, it would've been great 298 00:09:42,843 --> 00:09:44,235 to get to the top of Mount Windygap. 299 00:09:44,279 --> 00:09:48,892 Yep, old Mount Windygap, so gappy, so windy. 300 00:09:48,936 --> 00:09:51,808 Oh, my God, you've been to the top of Mount Windygap? 301 00:09:51,852 --> 00:09:53,549 -Mm-hmm. -By yourself? 302 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:54,985 Yeah, uh, yep. Mm-hmm. 303 00:09:55,029 --> 00:09:56,421 Huh. I thought the only way 304 00:09:56,465 --> 00:09:57,727 to get to the top was with teamwork. 305 00:09:57,771 --> 00:09:58,989 I think you're my hero. 306 00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:00,687 -I want a poster of you. -[grunts] 307 00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:02,776 And how has this not replaced golf? 308 00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:08,912 LINDA: Don't even think about that couch, mister. 309 00:10:08,956 --> 00:10:10,261 I'm not. Much. 310 00:10:10,305 --> 00:10:11,828 What's taking you so long? 311 00:10:11,872 --> 00:10:13,917 I wanted to change my look a little, 312 00:10:13,961 --> 00:10:15,440 get in the mood to go out. 313 00:10:15,484 --> 00:10:16,964 Can't stay home looking like this, huh? 314 00:10:17,007 --> 00:10:18,226 Ha, ha! 315 00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:20,228 I'm Miami Beach bronze, baby. 316 00:10:20,271 --> 00:10:22,578 You used a tanning spray? 317 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:23,840 I'm a hottie in another body. 318 00:10:23,884 --> 00:10:25,668 Mm. Does that body have jaundice? 319 00:10:25,712 --> 00:10:27,017 Yeah, well, now, you have jaundice. 320 00:10:27,061 --> 00:10:28,149 -Ha. -Ow! Hey, stop. 321 00:10:28,192 --> 00:10:29,541 -[laughs] -Oh, man... Ugh. 322 00:10:29,585 --> 00:10:30,847 It isn't coming off. 323 00:10:30,891 --> 00:10:32,980 Well, there's only one thing to do now. 324 00:10:33,023 --> 00:10:35,896 Lin, there's a reason I never wear these old clothes. 325 00:10:35,939 --> 00:10:38,725 Okay, that white sport coat might make me look incredible. 326 00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:40,857 And it does. You look good, too. 327 00:10:40,901 --> 00:10:42,467 Actually, I don't know how you look, 328 00:10:42,511 --> 00:10:44,556 'cause I can't take my eyes off me. 329 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:45,819 ♪ Oh, yeah.♪ 330 00:10:45,862 --> 00:10:47,734 Just an FYI, Tammy. 331 00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:49,083 I don't care what other people think about me anymore, 332 00:10:49,126 --> 00:10:51,433 -so, yeah, good night. -Really? 333 00:10:51,476 --> 00:10:53,914 -Yep. -So you don't care if we call you "Flufficus-Butticus"? 334 00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:55,393 Which is, of course, the Latin name for your species. 335 00:10:55,437 --> 00:10:56,873 Nope. Not at all. 336 00:10:56,917 --> 00:10:59,049 What about "Fluff With a Side of Butt"? 337 00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:00,877 Nope. 338 00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:02,749 BOB: Oh, my God. 339 00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:04,533 Wh-Why do we have to go dancing here? 340 00:11:04,576 --> 00:11:06,622 There has to be a place that's, like, 341 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,493 -more from the present. -What'll it be, chief? 342 00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:09,799 Oh. Chief. I like chief. 343 00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:11,409 Yeah, you do. What are you drinkin'? 344 00:11:11,453 --> 00:11:13,542 Um, I-I don't know. What should I get? 345 00:11:13,585 --> 00:11:14,804 Two Long Island Iced Teas. 346 00:11:14,848 --> 00:11:16,893 Whoo-hoo! Whoo! [rhythmic grunting] 347 00:11:16,937 --> 00:11:18,982 -Nice moves, Bobby! -This one's called 348 00:11:19,026 --> 00:11:21,855 another round of Long Island Iced Teas! 349 00:11:21,898 --> 00:11:23,160 LINDA: Ha-ha-ha! 350 00:11:23,204 --> 00:11:25,249 [cackling laughter] 351 00:11:25,293 --> 00:11:27,382 Oh, we never want this night to end! 352 00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:29,776 -Oh, it ended. -That's it, people. We're closed. 353 00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:32,909 -Hey, our kids are out of town. -Party at our place! 354 00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:34,258 [whooping] 355 00:11:34,302 --> 00:11:36,086 I'll bring me! 356 00:11:36,130 --> 00:11:38,306 [both snoring loudly] 357 00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:39,786 [Linda snorting] 358 00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:41,831 Lin. Lin. 359 00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:44,791 -Wha-Wha-Wha...? -[groans] Did we bring people back here? 360 00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:46,140 Yeah, I think we did. 361 00:11:46,183 --> 00:11:47,750 Are we really cool now? 362 00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:49,143 I think we are. 363 00:11:49,186 --> 00:11:50,927 Oh, no. 364 00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:53,016 -No, no, no! -Oh, God! 365 00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:55,802 Linda! Why did you bring people back here? 366 00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:57,804 I'm never gonna stop caring what people think about me 367 00:11:57,847 --> 00:11:59,719 if I'm too afraid to level up. 368 00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:01,764 I got to get to the top of Mount Windygap. 369 00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:03,810 Martha did it alone, so I can, too. 370 00:12:03,853 --> 00:12:05,986 P.S. I had another dream where Jimmy Jr. and Zeke 371 00:12:06,029 --> 00:12:07,465 switched heads-- what's up with that? 372 00:12:07,509 --> 00:12:09,467 ♪ There's a bear over there♪ 373 00:12:09,511 --> 00:12:12,122 ♪ With a ribbon in her hair, and she says♪ 374 00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:14,342 [deep voice]: ♪ "Howdy do!"♪ 375 00:12:14,385 --> 00:12:16,039 -Know what time it is? -Hatchet o'clock. 376 00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,954 Yep. Where's Tina? 377 00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:19,042 She's not here. 378 00:12:19,086 --> 00:12:21,001 Did she go see Martha without us? 379 00:12:21,044 --> 00:12:24,569 This is why we need to put a GPS chip in that gal! 380 00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:26,441 Or what if we read her journal? 381 00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:27,572 Blah, blah, blah. 382 00:12:27,616 --> 00:12:29,792 Teen stuff. Hormones. 383 00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:32,795 [gasps] Tina's going to the top of Mount Windygap by herself? 384 00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:34,797 -Aah! -And she's having that dream again. 385 00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:36,886 The one where Jimmy Jr. and Zeke switch heads? 386 00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:39,280 -Yeah. -What's up with that? 387 00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:44,111 Come on, Teagle, you can do this. 388 00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:45,852 No, I can't. 389 00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:48,071 That's Tina speaking. Don't listen to her, Teagle. 390 00:12:48,115 --> 00:12:49,943 Martha? Martha! 391 00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:51,901 -[in distance]: Way to go. Level up. -Shh, shh. Wait. 392 00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:54,034 Do you hear that? It's coming from in there. 393 00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:56,950 AUTOMATED VOICE: Way to go. Level up. 394 00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:59,039 [screams] What the...? 395 00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:00,823 LOUISE: What is all this stuff? 396 00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:02,346 Is that a towel warmer? 397 00:13:02,390 --> 00:13:04,000 [gasps] You're no hermit! 398 00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:06,873 You're not even a camper! You're a glamper. Ugh. 399 00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:10,137 -Way to go. Level up. -"Level up" is from a video game? 400 00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:11,921 -[sighs]: Yeah. -Letting Go: 401 00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:13,923 Cleansing Rituals for Divorced Men. 402 00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:15,925 [gasps] I suppose you didn't even think 403 00:13:15,969 --> 00:13:18,798 of that slightly underwhelming cleansing ritual yourself! 404 00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:20,887 It came from this disc of sadness! 405 00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:22,671 Where'd you get all this stuff? 406 00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:24,760 Mostly from the ranger's cabin. 407 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,544 We believedyou. We believed that you were 408 00:13:26,588 --> 00:13:28,068 the Wonder Woman of the Woods. 409 00:13:28,111 --> 00:13:31,027 I know. I got excited. Ialmost believed me. 410 00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:33,943 I mean, I wasthe Wonder Woman of the Woods at first, 411 00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:35,858 for a day-- well, for half a day. 412 00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:37,512 Then I got so hungry. 413 00:13:37,555 --> 00:13:39,906 Then I had to steal frozen food from the Outdoor Ed Center, 414 00:13:39,949 --> 00:13:41,951 and then the microwave from the ranger's cabin. 415 00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:43,692 And is that a Wi-Fi router? 416 00:13:43,735 --> 00:13:45,215 Yeah. Do you need the password? 417 00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:48,044 -You're a total fraud. -Um, ouch? 418 00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:50,699 And you probably never climbed Mount Windygap by yourself. 419 00:13:50,742 --> 00:13:52,092 The mountain? [chuckles] 420 00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:54,007 No. It's a mountain. 421 00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:55,660 Well, guess who's trying to climb that mountain 422 00:13:55,704 --> 00:13:56,923 in the rain by herself. 423 00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:58,446 Ooh! Is it someone famous? 424 00:13:58,489 --> 00:14:01,014 No. Our sister! Remember? There was three of us? 425 00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:04,147 One was hanging on your every lying word? 426 00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:06,236 Crap. What could I do? She was staring at me 427 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:08,673 with those "I want you to climb the mountain" eyes. 428 00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:11,024 -We know those eyes. -Gene, we need to get help 429 00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:12,242 -from grown-ups. -I'm a... 430 00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:13,983 -Realgrown-ups. -Gotcha. 431 00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:16,420 ♪ 432 00:14:16,464 --> 00:14:18,074 Mr. Frond, we need your help. 433 00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:19,423 Not now, Louise. I'm swamped. 434 00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:20,990 Whatever you're thinking about doing 435 00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:22,949 with that banana and those plums, don't! 436 00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:24,951 -It's an emergency. -Everything's an emergency! 437 00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:26,909 I've got six kids locked out of their cabins, 438 00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:29,259 another six locked in, and I have a kink in my neck 439 00:14:29,303 --> 00:14:31,000 'cause I don't have my neck pillow. 440 00:14:31,044 --> 00:14:32,349 You're not listening! 441 00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:34,525 A hermit has led Tina astray! 442 00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:36,353 She's going up the mountain! 443 00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:38,703 Damn it, Andy and Ollie, don't kiss the weasel! 444 00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:40,096 It's got mites! 445 00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:42,142 Where's the rescue party? 446 00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:43,926 You're lookin' at it. 447 00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:46,189 -Where are you guys going? -Is it anywhere but here? 448 00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:48,191 Yeah, we can't take it in there anymore. 449 00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:51,194 I can't stand any more songs that start at different times. 450 00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:52,935 Rounds. They're called rounds. 451 00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:54,241 -What's round? -Ugh! 452 00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:56,199 So what areyou guys doing? 453 00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:58,680 -Going to save Tina's life. -What? Where is she? 454 00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:00,769 Trying to get to the top of Mount Windygap in the rain 455 00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:04,555 -by herself, thanks to Hermit the Fraud over here. -Hi. 456 00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:07,167 -Can we come with? -Sure, fine, but we're going now. 457 00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:10,126 -ZEKE: Let's move! -TAMMY: Ugh. Can we rescue someone else? 458 00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:12,085 Bob? Linda? 459 00:15:12,128 --> 00:15:14,000 You in there? You gotta open up! 460 00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:15,392 It's way past restaurant time. 461 00:15:15,436 --> 00:15:17,307 LINDA: Teddy! We're up here, Teddy. 462 00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:20,136 -Linda? I can't see you. -We're up here. We're up here. 463 00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:21,355 Where are you, Linda? 464 00:15:21,398 --> 00:15:23,270 I can hear you, but I can't see you! 465 00:15:23,313 --> 00:15:25,359 -Look up, Teddy. -Oh. you're up there. 466 00:15:25,402 --> 00:15:27,927 -Why didn't you just say you're up there? -She did say it. 467 00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:31,147 Oh. I get a strong whiff of vomit. What happened there? 468 00:15:31,191 --> 00:15:33,193 -Vomit. -We went to the Lucky Lizard, 469 00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:35,195 and then some lizards followed us home, 470 00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:37,197 and the whole place is trashed. 471 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:39,503 Really? I'm proud of you. I'm so proud of you. 472 00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:41,810 -Thanks, Teddy. -You guys look weird. 473 00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:44,334 -We got some color. -Got some color. Good for you. 474 00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:46,293 So, uh, about the burger? 475 00:15:46,336 --> 00:15:47,947 It's gonna be a while, Teddy. 476 00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:49,731 I'll wait. Maybe down the block a little. 477 00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:51,994 Kind of stinks here. You stunk up the block, Bobby. 478 00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:53,256 But I'm proud of ya! 479 00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:54,562 FROND: Okay, okay, 480 00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:57,434 Henry Haber got his nasal irrigation kit. Check. 481 00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:59,436 The Belchers. They-they wanted something. 482 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:02,004 -Where'd they go? -Everything okay? You look really sweaty. 483 00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:04,180 It's fine. It's nothing. A couple of kids were saying 484 00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:06,008 something about their sister going up the mountain 485 00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:08,010 in the rain, and something about a hermit. 486 00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:10,099 Probably just messing with me, out of respect. 487 00:16:10,143 --> 00:16:12,188 -Hermit? Did you say hermit? -I don't know! 488 00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:14,843 I-I don't have a recording of everything I've said! 489 00:16:16,236 --> 00:16:19,108 ♪ 490 00:16:19,152 --> 00:16:21,241 I'm gonna get you, hermit... 491 00:16:21,284 --> 00:16:23,417 and/or missing kid. 492 00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:25,288 [grunting] 493 00:16:25,332 --> 00:16:28,291 You're not gonna stop me, rain. I'm almost there. 494 00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:30,337 [rumbling] 495 00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:34,167 Aah! Damn it, rain, I didn't know you were gonna bring 496 00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:36,082 your friends, mud and rocks! 497 00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:41,913 Okay, okay, too steep in there to go forward, 498 00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:44,177 no trail anymore to go back. Cool, cool. 499 00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:46,222 So I'll just live here. Good plan. 500 00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:47,876 Help! 501 00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:50,879 [panting]: Wait! Everyone, just wait! 502 00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:53,534 -So you're the Windygap Hermit? -Yes. 503 00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:55,101 -Eh. -Barely. 504 00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:58,408 I've dedicated the last 14 days of my life to catching you. 505 00:16:58,452 --> 00:17:00,932 Can this wait? We need to rescue my sister. 506 00:17:00,976 --> 00:17:02,369 Damn it! You're right. Listen, hermit, 507 00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:04,327 we'll work together to rescue this kid, 508 00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:06,068 but right after that, you're getting a citation 509 00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:08,940 for illegal camping and possible microwave taking. 510 00:17:08,984 --> 00:17:10,159 -Fine. -Great. 511 00:17:10,203 --> 00:17:11,682 -Great. -Just one more thing. 512 00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:14,120 I wasn't expecting you to be so... not a man. 513 00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:16,470 Okay, that's it. Let's go rescue this kid. 514 00:17:16,513 --> 00:17:19,125 Oh... damn you, nature. 515 00:17:19,168 --> 00:17:20,735 GENE: Tina! We're here! 516 00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:22,998 You're gonna live! Probably! 517 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,696 Watch your step. The trail washed out. 518 00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:30,353 -[gasping] -JOCELYN: Oh, my God! 519 00:17:30,397 --> 00:17:31,485 -Yeah, it does that. -Damn! 520 00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:33,313 I think we did this rescue thing wrong! 521 00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:34,836 I'll radio this in. 522 00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:36,490 Oh... crap. 523 00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:38,187 I'm starting to think it was a bad idea 524 00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:40,015 to try this alone-- I'm no warrior hermit 525 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,147 like you, Martha. 526 00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:43,497 Yeah, about that, Martha... 527 00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:45,281 Right. So... 528 00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:49,155 Tina, look, I never reached the top of Mount Windygap alone. 529 00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:52,375 I'm not really technically a hermit, I guess. 530 00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:54,943 What? But all that stuff you said, it seemed so true. 531 00:17:54,986 --> 00:17:56,640 That's because I was throwing a hatchet. 532 00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:59,165 Everything sounds great when you're throwing a hatchet. 533 00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:02,603 Look, I tried to be a real hermit, I really, really did, 534 00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:07,347 but it's so hard and so boring and so wet and so cold. 535 00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:09,784 -So why didn't you just go home? -It's complicated. 536 00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:11,916 I had my own team-building issues, 537 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,396 andlabel issues. 538 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,181 Like when your hip brand management company 539 00:18:15,224 --> 00:18:18,053 expects you to run a small team and you're stuck with Brian, 540 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,881 who undermines everything! 541 00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:22,318 And I'm the mean lady who told him to stop saying 542 00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:25,713 "Brian no likey" during meetings! That's a label! 543 00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:28,150 Can we talk about this later? We got to find a way down. 544 00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:31,197 I don't think we cango down. I think the only way out is up. 545 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:34,330 [sobs] I will kill you if I die out here, Fluffy-Butt! 546 00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:36,680 Me, too. I don't want to die in this jacket. 547 00:18:36,724 --> 00:18:38,421 Really? I think that jacket's cute. 548 00:18:38,465 --> 00:18:40,423 -You do? -I'd totally die in that jacket. 549 00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:41,729 Now I wanna die in it. 550 00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:45,341 Oh, yay! Somebody finally ate my leftover linguini. 551 00:18:45,385 --> 00:18:48,431 [sighs] Do we have to do this? Can't we just move or something? 552 00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:50,259 No, no, no. The kids cannot know this happened. 553 00:18:50,303 --> 00:18:52,261 If weget busted for having people over, 554 00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:55,264 we'll never be able to tell them not to do dumb things like this. 555 00:18:55,308 --> 00:18:56,787 And clean, and clean, and clean. 556 00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:58,398 I'm cleaning, I'm cleaning. 557 00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:00,443 I mean, I'm just throwing everything away. 558 00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:02,880 -Is that cleaning? -No, that's a plate! 559 00:19:02,924 --> 00:19:04,186 I don't want to alarm anyone, 560 00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:07,015 but this rain is gonna wash us off the rock. 561 00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:08,408 And not in a good way! 562 00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:11,367 Outdoor Ed, why have you forsaken us?! 563 00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:13,239 Oh, Outdoor Ed. The Outdoor Ed video. 564 00:19:13,282 --> 00:19:15,980 Guys, we can get to safety. We'll have to work together. 565 00:19:16,024 --> 00:19:17,982 -Fine, great, let's do it. How? -In the video, there are 566 00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:19,984 these kids doing this thing where they put their hands... 567 00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:21,986 You're talking about the four-man hoist-and-pull. 568 00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:24,380 That won't work. The rain makes it impossible. 569 00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:26,339 No, not that. It was a ropes course thing, 570 00:19:26,382 --> 00:19:28,341 where two people lean out and put their hands together. 571 00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:31,431 -Oh, yeah. The two-man steeple. -Can we say "person"? 572 00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:34,651 Sorry, all the names are from a pamphlet Teddy Roosevelt wrote. 573 00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:37,785 Oh, good, really interesting, Tina. What do we do?! 574 00:19:37,828 --> 00:19:40,396 You lean out towards the person across from you and grab hands. 575 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,268 Tammy, you and me. On the count of three. 576 00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:43,356 One, two... 577 00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:44,487 Wait, what? What? 578 00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:46,185 Lean to me now! 579 00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:47,447 It's working! 580 00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:48,448 Now we sidestep. 581 00:19:48,491 --> 00:19:50,232 [grunting] 582 00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:52,365 Come on, guys, partner up and get moving. 583 00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:53,583 Here we go. 584 00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:55,368 Here, climb on. 585 00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:57,326 [all grunting] 586 00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:02,418 [gasping] 587 00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:04,028 We made it... 588 00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:06,466 to the top of Mount Windygap! 589 00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:08,337 -Ah... -Yeah! 590 00:20:08,381 --> 00:20:09,512 -Sweet. -Wuff. 591 00:20:09,556 --> 00:20:11,297 You guys, it's happening. 592 00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:12,602 We're having our nature-iphanies. 593 00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:15,083 -Do what? -Our epiphanies in nature. 594 00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:16,606 I'm realizing you can't level up all alone, 595 00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:18,347 but you also can't rely on other people 596 00:20:18,391 --> 00:20:20,393 to make you feel the way you want to feel. 597 00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:22,395 It takes both: teamwork andalone stuff. 598 00:20:22,438 --> 00:20:23,831 -I taught her that. -So I don't care 599 00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:25,485 if people call me Fluffy-Butt 600 00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:27,095 or Teagle-- it doesn't matter. 601 00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:28,749 -Teagle? -A cross between Tina and eagle. 602 00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:30,533 Anyway, Iknow who I am. 603 00:20:30,577 --> 00:20:32,622 -[bird cries] -[gasps] An eagle? Where? 604 00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:34,537 -Nah, it's just a crow. -[high-pitched]: Fluffy-Butt. 605 00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:36,800 -Did that crow just say "Fluffy-Butt"? -What? No. 606 00:20:36,844 --> 00:20:38,367 -[high-pitched]: Fluffy-Butt. -Oh, maybe. 607 00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:40,891 -Even if it did, I don't mind it. -[high-pitched]: Fluffy-Butt. 608 00:20:40,935 --> 00:20:42,415 Okay, that's enough. 609 00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:43,546 So, uh... [clears throat] 610 00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:45,592 hermit, is there a his-met? 611 00:20:45,635 --> 00:20:47,594 Ranger Carl, are you hitting on me? 612 00:20:47,637 --> 00:20:48,943 Yeah, he is! 613 00:20:50,510 --> 00:20:52,512 So, how was it? Tell us everything. 614 00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:54,340 [sighs]: Ah, where do I even begin? 615 00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:55,471 Wait. [sniffs] 616 00:20:55,515 --> 00:20:58,082 It smells like beer. And puke. 617 00:20:58,126 --> 00:21:00,824 Uh, that's your mom's, uh, new, uh, new perfume. 618 00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:03,827 Did you throw a party while we were out of town? 619 00:21:03,871 --> 00:21:05,655 Some kind of tanning party? 620 00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:08,310 A party? [scoffs] Us? What are you... No! 621 00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:11,182 GENE: There's a middle-aged lady in my bed. 622 00:21:11,226 --> 00:21:13,097 -Uh-oh. -WOMAN: Ooh! Hi! 623 00:21:13,141 --> 00:21:15,317 Is there any linguini left? 624 00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:17,058 -LINDA: Ah, crap. -Aha! 625 00:21:17,101 --> 00:21:19,321 ♪ Who's that knockin' on my hole?♪ 626 00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:22,455 KIDS: ♪ Who's that knockin' on my hole?♪ 627 00:21:22,498 --> 00:21:25,371 ♪ Weasel, weasel, if you please'll♪ 628 00:21:25,414 --> 00:21:27,895 KIDS: ♪ Weasel, weasel, if you please'll♪ 629 00:21:27,938 --> 00:21:29,288 ♪ Whoo, whoo♪ 630 00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:30,463 ♪ Whoo, whoo, whoo♪ 631 00:21:30,506 --> 00:21:32,116 ♪ Whoo, whoo♪ 632 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:34,249 ♪ Whoo, whoo, whoo♪ 633 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,512 Really do it like a weasel would. 634 00:21:36,556 --> 00:21:39,080 ♪ Second verse, same as the first♪ 635 00:21:39,123 --> 00:21:41,865 ♪ Who's that knockin' on my hole?♪ Come on! 636 00:21:41,909 --> 00:21:44,520 ♪ Who's that knockin' on my hole?♪ 637 00:21:44,564 --> 00:21:47,131 ♪ Weasel, weasel, if you please'll♪ 638 00:21:47,175 --> 00:21:50,134 ♪ Weasel, weasel, if you...♪ 639 00:21:50,178 --> 00:21:52,180 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 640 00:21:54,617 --> 00:21:56,445 Those were some tasty laughs onBob's Burgers. 641 00:21:56,489 --> 00:21:58,491 Now here are a few more shows to check out from Fox. 642 00:22:00,623 --> 00:22:02,973 Who's ready for a Fox Sunday Survey? 643 00:22:03,017 --> 00:22:04,453 -Okay. -Okay. 644 00:22:04,497 --> 00:22:05,976 Okay, I guess. 645 00:22:06,020 --> 00:22:07,630 -ANNOUNCER: Okay. -Let's do it! 646 00:22:07,674 --> 00:22:09,893 -Are you in love withBob's Burgers? -Yes. 647 00:22:09,937 --> 00:22:11,504 -The Simpsons? -Oh, yes! 648 00:22:11,547 --> 00:22:12,635 -Brooklyn? -Yes! 649 00:22:12,679 --> 00:22:13,680 -Family Guy? -Yes. 650 00:22:13,723 --> 00:22:15,508 -The Last Man on Earth? -Yes! 651 00:22:15,551 --> 00:22:16,639 Potatoes?Yes. 652 00:22:16,683 --> 00:22:17,553 Butter?Yes. 653 00:22:17,597 --> 00:22:18,511 Cream?Yes. 654 00:22:18,554 --> 00:22:19,642 Lamb?Yes. 655 00:22:19,686 --> 00:22:20,948 Chicken broth?Yes. 656 00:22:20,991 --> 00:22:23,385 Don't miss the funniest night on television. 657 00:22:23,429 --> 00:22:24,778 Lightsaber?Not on the menu. 658 00:22:24,821 --> 00:22:25,822 No way!Oh, no! 659 00:22:26,432 --> 00:22:29,043 See it all first, Sundays on Fox.