1 00:00:01,235 --> 00:00:03,671 You're taking a bite out of Bob's Burgers. 2 00:00:03,704 --> 00:00:06,074 Oh, my God! This is the most exciting thing we've ever done! 3 00:00:06,107 --> 00:00:08,176 Catch all-new episodes Sundays. 4 00:00:08,209 --> 00:00:10,078 And check out our other Fox programs-- The Simpsons, 5 00:00:10,111 --> 00:00:11,979 Ghosted, and Family Guy. 6 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:14,548 Have you seen Peter? He was just here. 7 00:00:14,582 --> 00:00:15,749 Only on Fox. 8 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:20,020 * 9 00:00:35,903 --> 00:00:38,106 GENE: Ah, recess. 10 00:00:38,139 --> 00:00:39,907 When a man can pursue his passions. 11 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:42,510 Like taking this bush from shrubba to hubba hubba. 12 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:44,712 Yup. Nothin' like a few minutes in the old yard 13 00:00:44,745 --> 00:00:46,714 before they put us back in lock-up. 14 00:00:46,747 --> 00:00:48,949 Or in health class. You and I have different schedules. 15 00:00:48,982 --> 00:00:52,019 Hey guys. Wow, Gene, your shrub sculpture's really coming along. 16 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:54,388 Uh, Rudy, the shrub sculpture has a name. 17 00:00:54,422 --> 00:00:56,257 Monkey Booby Man. 18 00:00:56,290 --> 00:00:58,025 Oh, yeah, I'm starting to see it. 19 00:00:58,058 --> 00:00:59,293 There's the monkey's face. 20 00:00:59,327 --> 00:01:00,561 And there's the monkey's boobs. 21 00:01:00,594 --> 00:01:01,962 I thought those were his boobs? 22 00:01:01,995 --> 00:01:03,564 Calm down, you're both right. 23 00:01:03,597 --> 00:01:05,733 Where were you last recess, Rudy? We missed ya. 24 00:01:05,766 --> 00:01:08,102 Oh. I tried to play basketball. 25 00:01:08,136 --> 00:01:09,303 -(grunts) -Nope. 26 00:01:09,337 --> 00:01:10,304 -(grunts) -Negative. 27 00:01:10,338 --> 00:01:11,772 -(grunts) -No, sir. 28 00:01:11,805 --> 00:01:13,707 Anyway, you got any extra scissors? 29 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:14,875 Take these nail clippers. 30 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:17,111 Monkey Booby manicure. 31 00:01:17,145 --> 00:01:18,979 Can I have everyone's attention, please? Hello. 32 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:20,781 Ugh. What does Mr. Frond want? 33 00:01:20,814 --> 00:01:22,583 This is my recess. 34 00:01:22,616 --> 00:01:25,953 Hello! I'm not just gonna go away if you ignore me. 35 00:01:25,986 --> 00:01:28,122 -Listen up. -Thank you. 36 00:01:28,156 --> 00:01:29,990 Students of Wagstaff. 37 00:01:30,023 --> 00:01:31,959 It's time to face facts. 38 00:01:31,992 --> 00:01:34,094 Recess is broken. 39 00:01:34,128 --> 00:01:36,230 Look around at this playground. What do you see? 40 00:01:36,264 --> 00:01:38,966 Two third-graders playing catch with a shoe. 41 00:01:38,999 --> 00:01:40,668 Those little boys who pretend to be cats, 42 00:01:40,701 --> 00:01:42,136 like that's even a game. 43 00:01:42,170 --> 00:01:44,172 Why do your own thing 44 00:01:44,205 --> 00:01:46,940 when you could all be doing the same thing together? 45 00:01:46,974 --> 00:01:49,343 I'm here today to present an exciting opportunity 46 00:01:49,377 --> 00:01:50,911 for togetherness. 47 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,913 Boys and girls, I give you... 48 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:55,649 -ga-ga ball. -Ga-ga what? 49 00:01:55,683 --> 00:01:58,352 You know, this really could have been covered in an e-mail. 50 00:01:58,386 --> 00:02:00,621 Ga-ga ball. It's a game. 51 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:02,156 Wait. So it's a game? 52 00:02:02,190 --> 00:02:04,124 -Yes, it's a game. -Oh. 53 00:02:04,158 --> 00:02:05,859 The best thing about ga-ga ball 54 00:02:05,893 --> 00:02:07,828 is there's no catching and no throwing. 55 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:11,499 Anyone can play, no matter how hopelessly un-athletic they are. 56 00:02:11,532 --> 00:02:13,967 Um, why are you looking at me when you say that? 57 00:02:14,001 --> 00:02:15,636 I wasn't looking at you, 58 00:02:15,669 --> 00:02:17,605 -I was looking with you. -What? 59 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:19,807 Come, children. Follow me into the pit. 60 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:21,975 That's not a terrifying invitation. 61 00:02:22,009 --> 00:02:25,479 Think of ga-ga ball as dodgeball, but gentler. 62 00:02:25,513 --> 00:02:27,815 In dodgeball, you hurl the ball at your opponent. 63 00:02:27,848 --> 00:02:30,050 In ga-ga, you just slap the ball. 64 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:31,619 Anyone can slap. 65 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:33,187 -Can I slap? -You tell me. 66 00:02:33,221 --> 00:02:36,290 (grunts weakly) Oh, my God, I can slap. 67 00:02:36,324 --> 00:02:38,158 Now, to get someone out in ga-ga ball, 68 00:02:38,192 --> 00:02:40,461 you must hit them on or below the knee, 69 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:41,729 where it doesn't hurt. 70 00:02:41,762 --> 00:02:43,464 What happens if I power-slam the ball 71 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,032 into someone's nose or butterbeans? 72 00:02:45,065 --> 00:02:47,235 -That's not allowed, Zeke. -Seems weird. 73 00:02:47,268 --> 00:02:49,169 The last one in the pit wins. 74 00:02:49,203 --> 00:02:50,738 Maybe the best way to demonstrate is 75 00:02:50,771 --> 00:02:52,473 to play a couple rounds, huh? 76 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:53,841 Who wants to join me? 77 00:02:53,874 --> 00:02:55,643 -Do we have to? -Well, strictly speaking, 78 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:58,078 -you don't have to, but... -Oh, great, okay, buh-bye. 79 00:02:58,111 --> 00:02:59,413 (sighs) 80 00:03:01,282 --> 00:03:03,083 (door bells jingle) 81 00:03:03,116 --> 00:03:04,918 O... kay. 82 00:03:04,952 --> 00:03:06,654 Hey, wait a minute, I know you. 83 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:08,155 Aren't you the guy that reads to the kids 84 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,423 down at the public library? 85 00:03:09,457 --> 00:03:10,658 The Wizard of Books, right? 86 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:13,026 -Abraca-books! -(laughs) 87 00:03:13,060 --> 00:03:15,195 -"Abraca-books." -Hi, my name is Frank. 88 00:03:15,229 --> 00:03:18,699 That must be so much fun, reading to kids-- I'm jealous. 89 00:03:18,732 --> 00:03:20,067 -So, you reading today? -Yep. 90 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:21,602 Twice a week, every week. 91 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:24,372 I'm so nice, they let me read twice... a week. 92 00:03:24,405 --> 00:03:26,607 (laughing) Oh... 93 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:28,041 And you're heading there now? 94 00:03:28,075 --> 00:03:30,110 Or maybe this is how you always dress. 95 00:03:30,143 --> 00:03:32,513 I am heading there, and they don't let me change 96 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:34,382 behind the periodicals anymore. 97 00:03:34,415 --> 00:03:36,049 Too bad I'm gonna miss Friday's reading. 98 00:03:36,083 --> 00:03:37,551 I'm going out of town. 99 00:03:37,585 --> 00:03:39,420 So that's it? Story time's cancelled? 100 00:03:39,453 --> 00:03:41,221 For a lot of those kids, and some adults 101 00:03:41,255 --> 00:03:43,023 who can hear from the biography section, 102 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:44,392 story time is all they have. 103 00:03:44,425 --> 00:03:45,893 (gasps) I could fill in for you. 104 00:03:45,926 --> 00:03:47,127 Hey, there you go. 105 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:48,729 I could come up with a character 106 00:03:48,762 --> 00:03:50,798 and pick out a story-- oh, my mind's racing. 107 00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:53,767 Okay, sure. Story time is at 2:00 on Friday. 108 00:03:53,801 --> 00:03:55,636 I can tell the librarian to expect... 109 00:03:55,669 --> 00:03:57,305 um, uh, what's your name? 110 00:03:57,338 --> 00:04:01,141 Linda. Uh, aka The Duchess of Tales. 111 00:04:01,174 --> 00:04:02,943 -Hmm. -Actually, no, not that. 112 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:04,945 Um, how about 113 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:07,315 Wanda... Wordmouth? 114 00:04:07,348 --> 00:04:09,317 She's got a mouth full of, uh, words? 115 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:10,951 -Mm... -I'll keep thinking. 116 00:04:13,487 --> 00:04:14,755 Lunch is great today. 117 00:04:14,788 --> 00:04:16,223 The canned corn must be in season. 118 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:17,625 Hurry up and eat so we can hit the playground. 119 00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:19,226 It's shrub o'clock. 120 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,161 We can make up that time we lost listening to Frond. 121 00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:23,431 What is it with him trying to get his Frond stink 122 00:04:23,464 --> 00:04:24,798 all over the playground, anyway? 123 00:04:24,832 --> 00:04:26,334 The playground's bigger than him. 124 00:04:26,367 --> 00:04:28,268 The playground doesn't change for anybody. 125 00:04:28,302 --> 00:04:30,671 KIDS (chanting): Ga-ga ball! 126 00:04:30,704 --> 00:04:32,973 What the hell? Everyone's playing ga-ga ball. 127 00:04:33,006 --> 00:04:34,942 Oh, my God, you like this. 128 00:04:34,975 --> 00:04:36,143 You really like this. 129 00:04:36,176 --> 00:04:37,411 This can't be working. 130 00:04:37,445 --> 00:04:39,112 It's a Frond idea. 131 00:04:39,146 --> 00:04:41,449 He has 'em, they're bad, we ignore 'em, the end. 132 00:04:41,482 --> 00:04:43,451 Yeah, remember Eye Contact Mondays? 133 00:04:43,484 --> 00:04:46,019 Hey, guys, I'm hitting the ga-ga pit-- you wanna come? 134 00:04:46,053 --> 00:04:47,921 Rudy, it's so funny, I thought you said 135 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:49,657 you were hitting the ga-ga pit. 136 00:04:49,690 --> 00:04:52,025 I am. I played at recess. I almost won. 137 00:04:52,059 --> 00:04:54,161 I think I might actually be kind of good at it. 138 00:04:54,194 --> 00:04:56,163 -LOUISE: I can't believe it. -GENE: Forget it, sister. 139 00:04:56,196 --> 00:04:58,298 Let them play with their balls. We'll play with our bushes. 140 00:04:58,332 --> 00:05:00,100 -Right, right. -Yeah, we're Belchers. 141 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:01,469 We don't give in to peer pressure. 142 00:05:01,502 --> 00:05:02,470 Hey, Tina, we're gonna play ga-ga ball. 143 00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:03,871 -You wanna come? -Yes. 144 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:05,639 Uh, I-I just want to see what the fuss is about. 145 00:05:05,673 --> 00:05:07,675 I'll probably hate it. See you soon. (panting) 146 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:09,710 She'll be back. If I know our Tina, 147 00:05:09,743 --> 00:05:12,112 she's feeling pretty silly right about now. 148 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:13,681 TINA (shouting): I love it. I'm staying. Sorry. 149 00:05:13,714 --> 00:05:16,149 -Give it a minute. -I just keep loving it more and more. 150 00:05:16,183 --> 00:05:18,352 -Not looking good. -I finally feel alive. 151 00:05:18,386 --> 00:05:20,253 I guess she kinda likes it. 152 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:25,526 Everybody's into ga-ga ball. 153 00:05:25,559 --> 00:05:27,361 This thing blew up, literally, overnight. 154 00:05:27,395 --> 00:05:30,464 Yeah, like when mom left that bottle of beer in the freezer. 155 00:05:30,498 --> 00:05:32,032 Oh, hi, guys. Grab a seat. 156 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:33,867 We're talking about Jimmy Jr.'s ga-ga moves. 157 00:05:33,901 --> 00:05:35,369 I've got great dodging moves. 158 00:05:35,403 --> 00:05:37,638 -I'm like the Artful Dodger. -Dickens! 159 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:38,972 (grunting dramatically) 160 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:41,074 Heh, look at that. Look at that air. 161 00:05:41,108 --> 00:05:42,576 Zeke's not so good, though. 162 00:05:42,610 --> 00:05:44,545 Oh, man, that was candid, J-Ju. 163 00:05:44,578 --> 00:05:46,414 Gonna have to stew on that one for a second, heh. 164 00:05:46,447 --> 00:05:49,249 You slap hard, Zeke, but your aim is really bad. 165 00:05:49,282 --> 00:05:52,319 Whoa. Again, very blunt. Not holding back. 166 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:55,689 Can we talk about something besides ga-ga ball, please? 167 00:05:55,723 --> 00:05:57,925 Sure. Um, remind me, uh, 168 00:05:57,958 --> 00:05:59,760 what did we talk about before ga-ga ball? 169 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:02,062 Ugh, come on, Gene. We can eat our lunch 170 00:06:02,095 --> 00:06:04,398 hunched over a trashcan somewhere, like Dad does. 171 00:06:04,432 --> 00:06:06,434 That was gonna be my first choice anyway. 172 00:06:06,467 --> 00:06:08,368 Lin, could you take that to table four? 173 00:06:08,402 --> 00:06:09,937 Uh, can you do it? We're brainstorming 174 00:06:09,970 --> 00:06:11,572 on my story time character. 175 00:06:11,605 --> 00:06:14,174 Yup, I'll just do all the jobs in our restaurant. 176 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:15,208 Sounds good. 177 00:06:15,242 --> 00:06:16,610 Ooh, ooh, I got one. 178 00:06:16,644 --> 00:06:18,746 I'll dress like a librarian, and when the kids come, 179 00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:21,348 I'll shake out my hair and I'll take off my glasses, 180 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:24,051 and I'll say, "Gotcha! I'm the storyteller." 181 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:25,553 That's a hurtful stereotype, Linda. 182 00:06:25,586 --> 00:06:27,855 Not all librarians want to shake their hair out. 183 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:29,289 Yeah, you're right. 184 00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:31,358 Ooh, maybe I'll get body-painted 185 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,226 like a shelf of books, and then stand quietly 186 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:34,628 in front of some other books. 187 00:06:34,662 --> 00:06:36,029 And just when the kids don't expect it, 188 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:37,230 I'll jump out and I'll say, 189 00:06:37,264 --> 00:06:38,866 "Gotcha! Stories come to life." 190 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,601 Uh, why do all your ideas involve 191 00:06:40,634 --> 00:06:42,536 shouting "gotcha" and scaring children? 192 00:06:42,570 --> 00:06:44,872 Wh-Wha... 'Cause I wanna surprise them. 193 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:48,075 Kids ask, "Rudy, how are you so good at ga-ga?" 194 00:06:48,108 --> 00:06:50,611 I tell 'em focus, diet, conditioning. 195 00:06:50,644 --> 00:06:52,880 I mean, honestly, genetics plays a part. 196 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:54,648 (inhales, gasps) 197 00:06:54,682 --> 00:06:56,383 -Is that Rudy? -Yeah. 198 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,786 Why does he have Matthew McConaughey's body language? 199 00:06:58,819 --> 00:06:59,887 Hey, Zeke, think fast. 200 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,655 Oh! Oh, man, you got me. 201 00:07:01,689 --> 00:07:02,823 You heading to the pit? 202 00:07:02,856 --> 00:07:04,291 I'll go easy on you this time. 203 00:07:04,324 --> 00:07:06,126 In your dreams. (chuckles) 204 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:08,095 Hey, no shame in losing to the best, right? 205 00:07:08,128 --> 00:07:10,598 -Well, some shame. -Hey, guys. 206 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:12,600 Rudy, you in there, buddy? 207 00:07:12,633 --> 00:07:15,435 What? I finally found a sport I dominate in, that's all. 208 00:07:15,469 --> 00:07:17,505 You guys should play. You would love it. 209 00:07:17,538 --> 00:07:19,406 Ugh, I wish people would stop telling us 210 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:20,908 to play ga-ga ball. 211 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:22,175 Yeah, no thanks. 212 00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:23,511 We have our own playground interests. 213 00:07:23,544 --> 00:07:24,745 Oh, like Monkey Booby Man? 214 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:26,246 Yeah, sure, he's cool. 215 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:27,648 But you know what's really cool? 216 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:29,449 Winning. And right now, 217 00:07:29,483 --> 00:07:31,852 nobody does that quite like the Rudester. 218 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:33,253 Okay, you need to shut that down. 219 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:34,955 "Rudester" can never be said again. 220 00:07:34,988 --> 00:07:36,957 Let me put this in terms you'll appreciate, Louise. 221 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:39,527 In ga-ga ball, you gotta hit people below the knee, right? 222 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,094 If you say so. 223 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:42,429 For kids like us, that doesn't leave 224 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:43,864 much of a target. 225 00:07:43,897 --> 00:07:45,699 I'm smokin' suckers twice my size, 226 00:07:45,733 --> 00:07:48,001 but when they come at me, I'm a phantom. 227 00:07:48,035 --> 00:07:50,437 Meh, I still don't think I'd be into it. 228 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,472 -Ha! -Ah. Oh, man. 229 00:07:52,506 --> 00:07:54,875 Oh, my God, you're right. This is amazing! 230 00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:57,778 More eight-graders. Send me more eighth-graders! 231 00:07:57,811 --> 00:08:00,113 -Eat that for supper! -Geez, Tina. 232 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:01,515 Snap, crackle, pop, fool. 233 00:08:01,549 --> 00:08:02,816 Yeah, I'm talking to you. 234 00:08:02,850 --> 00:08:04,384 Ow. Never mind, I'm out. Disregard. 235 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:05,786 Guess it's just you and me, now, 236 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,187 monkey booby buddy. 237 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:09,056 What's that? You want another boob? 238 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:10,357 All you gotta do is ask. 239 00:08:11,725 --> 00:08:12,693 Kids, what's your favorite story 240 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:13,961 I used to read to you? 241 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:15,395 I gotta pick a book for the library. 242 00:08:15,428 --> 00:08:16,797 Well, The Giving Tree 243 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:17,898 messed me up pretty good, so not that. 244 00:08:17,931 --> 00:08:19,066 Can you read them TV? 245 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:20,568 I remember liking that a lot. 246 00:08:20,601 --> 00:08:22,135 Anyway, ga-ga ball! 247 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:24,572 Tina, top five ga-ga plays of the day-- go. 248 00:08:24,605 --> 00:08:26,039 Oh, my God, where to begin. 249 00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:27,808 -What's ga-ga ball? -(Gene grunts) 250 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,977 -Uh, the best game? -TINA: It's the people's sport. 251 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,244 Try to keep up, Dad. 252 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:32,913 So you kids are playing a sport now? 253 00:08:32,946 --> 00:08:33,981 How'd that happen? 254 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:35,182 The whole school is playing. 255 00:08:35,215 --> 00:08:36,850 Yeah, basically everyone but Gene. 256 00:08:36,884 --> 00:08:38,552 -Gene, you should play. -You should. 257 00:08:38,586 --> 00:08:40,187 -You'd love it. -I love it. 258 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:41,722 I didn't think I'd love it, but I love it. 259 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:43,356 Maybe I would love it, 260 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:45,258 but the playground used to be the one place in school 261 00:08:45,292 --> 00:08:46,560 where you could do what you want, 262 00:08:46,594 --> 00:08:48,161 and right now, all I want to do is 263 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:49,697 work on my special project. 264 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:51,398 No offense, but how much longer 265 00:08:51,431 --> 00:08:53,000 are you gonna spend trimming that shrub? 266 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,668 I can't help it if I keep coming up 267 00:08:54,702 --> 00:08:56,269 with amazing new ideas for him. 268 00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:58,438 Like giving him a pet fern named "Fern-ando." 269 00:08:58,471 --> 00:08:59,940 It's not my fault I'm a genius! 270 00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:01,508 All right, all right, calm down. 271 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:02,710 You know what calms me right down? 272 00:09:02,743 --> 00:09:03,711 A round of ga-ga? 273 00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:05,178 -Bingo. -Mm-hmm. 274 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:06,580 Ahh! First it's all anybody 275 00:09:06,614 --> 00:09:07,781 can talk about at school, 276 00:09:07,815 --> 00:09:09,617 and now it's in my home, 277 00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:12,385 where I lay my sweet head?! 278 00:09:12,419 --> 00:09:14,554 Wow, Gene left his food on the table. 279 00:09:14,588 --> 00:09:16,223 -He must really be upset. -Yeah. 280 00:09:16,256 --> 00:09:18,659 (grunting) In my home! 281 00:09:20,327 --> 00:09:23,030 Aah! Oh, no. 282 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,632 FROND: We have a winner. 283 00:09:24,665 --> 00:09:25,799 Wayne, go-- go, go, go. 284 00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:26,867 Get out, get out. 285 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:27,868 I'm going. 286 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:28,869 I'm just picking up 287 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,137 the pieces of my glasses. 288 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:31,571 Not fast enough, you're not. 289 00:09:31,605 --> 00:09:33,707 Any words for your fellow competitors? 290 00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:35,976 No shame in losing to the best. 291 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:37,477 I love it when he says that. 292 00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:39,647 Chills. Rudy, everyone. 293 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,615 RUDY (shouting): I am Rudy! 294 00:09:41,649 --> 00:09:43,717 I wish we had ga-ga when I was in school. 295 00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:45,719 I wouldn't have spent every recess by myself 296 00:09:45,753 --> 00:09:48,121 -talking to roly-poly bugs. -Gross. 297 00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:50,758 Okay, people, I have an exciting announcement. 298 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:53,293 I have secured funding to build 299 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:56,063 three new ga-ga pits right here on the playground! 300 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,231 Students, today we break ground 301 00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:01,969 on the Wagstaff Gagaplex! 302 00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:03,771 What is happening? 303 00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:05,405 We're turning this playground 304 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:07,474 into a ga-ga-palooza 305 00:10:07,507 --> 00:10:09,943 that will separate the ga-ga winners 306 00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:11,845 from the ga-ga wieners. 307 00:10:11,879 --> 00:10:13,446 I mean, everyone's a winner. 308 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:14,948 Game of togetherness, blah, blah, blah. 309 00:10:14,982 --> 00:10:16,817 These beautiful pits will stretch 310 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:20,654 from where I'm standing all the way to the opposite fence. 311 00:10:20,688 --> 00:10:23,824 All the way to the... (gasps) 312 00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:26,293 -No! -(chainsaw revving) 313 00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:30,197 Monkey Booby Man! 314 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:32,632 I stepped on a fern with a little leash on it. 315 00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:35,368 -What's up with that? -Fern-ando. Give it! 316 00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:40,841 Look what they did to you, Monkey Booby Man. 317 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:43,043 FROND: I have another announcement. 318 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:44,144 To celebrate the success of my groundbreaking 319 00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:46,346 ga-ga ball program, 320 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:47,681 we are having a ball-slapping, 321 00:10:47,715 --> 00:10:48,949 anything-can-happen, 322 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,117 winner-take-all tournament. 323 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,651 (whoops) 324 00:10:51,685 --> 00:10:53,854 What is wrong with you people?! 325 00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:56,389 It's all happening this Friday at recess. 326 00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:57,725 Sign-up sheets are here by the swing... 327 00:10:57,758 --> 00:11:00,660 -You're a bunch of ga-ga bots! -By the swing set. 328 00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:02,629 How do you live with yourselves?! 329 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,397 -Okay, could someone take care of this? -Monsters! 330 00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,834 Security? I guess that means you, Ms. Labonz? 331 00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:09,837 Gene, hush! Don't make me get up. 332 00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:11,371 I'm very comfortable. 333 00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:15,675 -Fine! -Now back to your regularly scheduled ga-ga! 334 00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:17,978 -(cheering) -Gene, we saw. 335 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,646 I can't believe they chopped down Monkey... 336 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,915 -Hey, Tina, Louise, you playing? -Got to go. 337 00:11:21,949 --> 00:11:24,084 -Love you, Gene! Sorry for your loss! -(whooping) 338 00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:28,655 Bye, Monkey Booby Man. 339 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,657 It was an honor to pick your dingleberries. 340 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,093 What's up, Gene? Who put a kink in your Slinky? 341 00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:34,527 I'm the only person in the school 342 00:11:34,561 --> 00:11:36,029 who doesn't care about ga-ga ball. 343 00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:37,931 Yeah, I-I suppose you are. 344 00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:39,867 'Cause I love it. I don't mind losin' all the time. 345 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:41,668 I think it's cool. 346 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,070 Hope I don't miss my turn 'cause I'm sitting here 347 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:44,604 with you behind this trash can. 348 00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:46,874 -Somebody? Little help? -Could you get that, Gene? 349 00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:49,609 I told Jimmy Junior I was gonna go fart in the yearbook room. 350 00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:54,047 Aah! This is for what you did to Monkey Booby Man! (grunts) 351 00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:57,050 -Wow. -Whoa! You mauled that ball, girl! 352 00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:59,452 -(groaning) -I'm just saying, you got power, 353 00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:01,855 but you got accuracy, too. If I had what you have, 354 00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:04,724 I might not lie in bed every night dreadin' recess. 355 00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:07,427 -And climate change, vampires... -JIMMY JR.: Zeke? 356 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,262 Oh, no, he saw me. Aah! Get down! Get down! 357 00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:11,298 I thought you were farting in the yearbook room. 358 00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:13,100 -I was! -Then you came back? 359 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:16,036 -Yeah! -Sweet! So are you playing or not? 360 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,371 Yeah! I farted, and I'm ready to go. 361 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:22,275 LINDA: Okay! Who's ready to meet your new favorite story reader? 362 00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:26,113 -I'm so nervous. -Ta-da! Say hello to Punky Bookster. 363 00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:27,948 When she's not rockin', she's readin'. 364 00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:30,483 And the only drug she's addicted to is books. 365 00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:32,252 -Wow. -Uh, is that my shirt? 366 00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:33,620 Maybe. Okay, give me your thoughts, everybody. 367 00:12:33,653 --> 00:12:35,255 Throw 'em at me. 368 00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:37,958 -That's my shirt. -Besides that, besides that. 369 00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,559 I love it. That's my one note. 370 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,829 I like three of the four levels it works on. 371 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:44,932 Great. Story time's tomorrow. Teddy, you're on tech. 372 00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,433 Music cues, lighting cues. 373 00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:48,768 -There are music and lighting cues? -Yeah. 374 00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,603 Okay, how long's it take you to learn to play guitar? 375 00:12:50,637 --> 00:12:53,140 -Like 20 minutes? -That sounds like more than enough time. 376 00:12:54,842 --> 00:12:56,576 -So this is ga-ga ball, huh? -Yep. 377 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,611 -It's pretty great. -(panting): Yeah. 378 00:12:58,645 --> 00:12:59,847 Very active. 379 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,481 Ooh! Watch the lamp. 380 00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:03,183 -You watch your shins. -Get out of the pit, woman. 381 00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:04,417 All right. Bye. 382 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,119 I think I'm really good at this. 383 00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:07,320 You're out, sucker. 384 00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:08,922 Oh. Still glad I played. 385 00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:11,191 -So glad. -You're still doing this? 386 00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:13,793 I never thought I'd say this, but isn't it bedtime? 387 00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:15,195 We don't go to bed anymore. 388 00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:16,629 We do this now. 389 00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:18,031 All I know is Rudy's got to go down 390 00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:19,466 in that tournament tomorrow. 391 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:20,700 I am sick of him saying 392 00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:22,635 "No shame in losing to the best." 393 00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:24,304 Yeah, I think people will be pretty happy 394 00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:25,472 with my winning phrase: 395 00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:26,639 "You just got banged." 396 00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:28,008 Then I point to my bangs. 397 00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:29,376 Mm, Tina, don't say "banged." 398 00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:30,510 What's wrong with "banged?" 399 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:31,811 I banged you, I banged Mom. 400 00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:33,313 I'm gonna bang everyone in school. 401 00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:35,048 -Tina, Tina, Tina. No-no. No. -Mm-mm, mm-mm. 402 00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:37,517 -What? -Wait, the winner always says something to the crowd? 403 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:39,719 -Yeah, pretty much. -And people have to listen? 404 00:13:39,752 --> 00:13:41,188 People want to listen to the winners. 405 00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:43,390 These days ga-ga talks and ca-ca walks. 406 00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:44,724 And then I bang you. (grunts) 407 00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:46,026 -Banged. -Oh, my God. 408 00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:48,395 FROND: Welcome, everyone, 409 00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:52,232 to the first annual Wagstaff Ga-Ga Ball Friendship Tournament 410 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:54,501 of Annihilation! 411 00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:57,470 Ms. Labonz, I want to sign up for the tournament. 412 00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,572 You sounded pretty intense when you said that. 413 00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:00,874 I am. 414 00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:02,075 Your fly is down. 415 00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:03,576 Excuse me. 416 00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,879 -(zips) -Did you see anything? 417 00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:14,387 Gene, you entered the tournament? 418 00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:16,656 You've never even played ga-ga ball before. 419 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,758 Yeah, well, Whoopi Goldberg wasn't a nun 420 00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:20,760 until she had to go into witness protection, 421 00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:23,063 and she turned that choir around. 422 00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:25,398 What a wonderful opening ceremony. 423 00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:27,034 Thank you, Mr. Branca. 424 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,435 Great ribbon dancing. 425 00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:30,870 Now, contestants to your pits! 426 00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:33,106 I've had quite a few energy drinks, 427 00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:35,675 and we are about to light the candle on this mama jama! 428 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,244 (whoops) 429 00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:39,046 Okay, we got the amp, the guitar, the boombox, 430 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:40,613 the strobe light, wallet chain, switchblade-- 431 00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:43,216 thought that would be cool-- we forget anything? 432 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,918 Um, the book, maybe? 433 00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:46,886 Eh, they'll have one at the library. 434 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,288 -Sure. -Get ready, little kids. 435 00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:49,923 Punky Bookster's gonna stage dive 436 00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:52,192 right into your hearts and your face. 437 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,761 I am so sorry I'm gonna miss this. 438 00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:56,363 Okay, here's how this works: 439 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,797 four preliminary rounds. 440 00:14:57,830 --> 00:15:00,467 Top two from each round advance to the finals, 441 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,535 and the losers get bounced! 442 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:05,905 Now, let the ga-ga begin-gin! 443 00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:07,307 (cheering) 444 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:08,741 You can do this, Gene. 445 00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:09,943 (grunting, shouting) 446 00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:11,144 Good start. 447 00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:15,382 * Ga-ga * 448 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,917 * Ooh, ga-ga * 449 00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:19,953 * Ga-ga * 450 00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:23,890 * Ga-ga * 451 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,659 * Ga-ga. * 452 00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:29,629 Wagstaff, I give you your final eight! 453 00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:31,298 Some headscratchers in there. 454 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,000 Faculty, sorry about your brackets. 455 00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:34,434 I know we're friends, Gene. 456 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:37,437 But in the pit, it don't mean... crud. 457 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:38,838 Ugh! I thought I was gonna cuss. 458 00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:40,340 I really thought I was. 459 00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:41,741 TEDDY: Huh. 460 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,276 Looking around, I'm thinking the pyrotechnics 461 00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:44,911 might not be such a good idea. 462 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,913 Yeah, scratch the fireworks. 463 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,515 Frank? What are you doing here? 464 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,017 I thought you were out of town. 465 00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:52,252 I canceled my trip. I was going to Seattle, 466 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,621 but apparently, they discontinued the Frasier tour. 467 00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:56,523 Aw, poor Frasier. 468 00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:57,991 I'm sorry, who are you? 469 00:15:58,025 --> 00:16:00,360 -Wha...? -Seriously, Frank? Seriously? 470 00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:03,463 Oh. You're that random lady who I said could fill in for me. 471 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,298 Yeah! I'm the random lady. 472 00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:06,833 Well, good news: I've got this. 473 00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:08,268 -You can go. -Oh. 474 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,702 Uh, but I want to do it. 475 00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:10,937 It's no trouble. 476 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,605 Uh, what are you, anyway? 477 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,007 I'm Punky Bookster. 478 00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:15,942 The headbanging queen of story time. 479 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,978 Hmm. At least you didn't put too much work into it, right? 480 00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:21,714 Now if you'll excuse me, the Wizard's got to whiz. 481 00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:24,351 You'll be not here, when I get back? 482 00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:25,852 Wow. What a jerk. 483 00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:27,287 -You know what I think? -What? 484 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,821 I think he knows your character's better. 485 00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:30,457 (gasps) So what do we do? 486 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,059 Well, Punky Bookster wouldn't leave. 487 00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:33,826 Punky Bookster would stay and fight. 488 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,062 Damn right, she would. 489 00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:36,896 (gasps) I'm thinking a read-off. 490 00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,531 Yes. Oh, my God, yes. 491 00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:40,567 I'm using my punk rock to take on the man. 492 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,001 Like The Wiggles. 493 00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:44,137 And then, there were two. 494 00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:48,007 Rudy and Gene, mano a mano, ga-ga a ga-ga. 495 00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:50,743 Go, Gene, you stout little son of a bitch! 496 00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,345 Knock him into sixth period! 497 00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:53,813 Hope you had fun, Gene. 498 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,349 But now it's time to hit the showers. 499 00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:58,318 This school doesn't have showers. 500 00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,087 What have I been using? (shouts) 501 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:03,156 What the...? I thought the Wizard made you two disappear. 502 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,691 I'm here to read to some kids. 503 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,326 You and me are having a read-off. 504 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,095 We'll see who the kids like better. 505 00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:09,662 Okay. Bring it on. 506 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:12,065 Standard rules. One book, two readers. 507 00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:14,401 Punky reads a page, then the Wizard reads a page. 508 00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:15,768 Oh, Frank, you're here. 509 00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:18,205 So we have two volunteer readers today? 510 00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:19,506 Don't worry, Miss Librarian. 511 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:20,707 We worked it all out. 512 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,075 -Pick a book. -Okay. This one? 513 00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:24,444 The Dinosaur Went to the Store. 514 00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:25,678 Know it by heart. 515 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,347 Whatever. Let's go. 516 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,282 Hi, kids, I'm Punky Bookster! 517 00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:30,750 (amplifier distortion) 518 00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:32,585 -(children shouting) -No, no, no, no. 519 00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:34,287 No, no, no, that's not a scary sound. 520 00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:37,023 -It's a fun sound. -(laughs) 521 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,025 Hey Gene, you been to Bali? 522 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,460 No, why do you ask? 523 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:43,062 (grunts) 'Cause you look Ball-inknees. 524 00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:45,432 Hold on, I have to think about that. 525 00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:47,100 "And then the dinosaur said, 526 00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:49,136 We better go down to the store." 527 00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:50,403 Oof. He's good. 528 00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:52,705 Ga-ga black sheep have you any wool? 529 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:55,242 Yes, sir, yes, sir, I forget the rest. 530 00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:57,244 Did you say something? 531 00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:59,446 -No. -Oh. 532 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:02,382 "And the dinosaur said, 'I should buy some eggs. 533 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,717 I don't want to go egg-stinct.'" 534 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:07,287 The end. Thank you, library! 535 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,389 -(applause) -Ah! Ha, ha. 536 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:12,325 Huh. I got to hand it to you, that was a good read. 537 00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:13,560 That's not an easy book. 538 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,395 Thanks. You were pretty good, too. 539 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,897 You know, maybe this read-off was kind of silly. 540 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,399 (sighs) You may be right. 541 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,434 Story time shouldn't be about Punky Bookster 542 00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:22,969 or the Wizard of Books. 543 00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:24,771 It's-it's about the kids. 544 00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,306 Yeah, some of them. 545 00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,508 -Not that one. -Oh, no. That one's a disaster. 546 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:31,110 Okay, I guess the switchblade alarmed some parents. 547 00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:33,313 I just wanted to let you know the police are on their way. 548 00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:34,814 I didn't call them. 549 00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:36,283 I thought you did a really good job, 550 00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:37,650 even with the big words. 551 00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:39,252 Crap. Teddy, let's get out of here. 552 00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:40,920 Leave the amp, leave the guitar, let's go. 553 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,189 You sure? That's Mort's stuff. 554 00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:43,790 I'm sure. Let's go, let's go! 555 00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:45,325 Abraca-bye. 556 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:47,794 Yes. What an epic battle. 557 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:50,430 Okay. Guess it's time to get fancy. 558 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:51,631 Oh-- oh, crap! 559 00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:54,401 (slow-motion growl) 560 00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,472 (cheering) 561 00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:01,174 A stunning upset! 562 00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:03,042 Gene Belcher, the big winner. 563 00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:04,277 What do you have to say? 564 00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:06,479 (panting): I want to say... 565 00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:08,315 you people have taken this too far! 566 00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:09,482 Oh, this again. 567 00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:10,717 Give me-give me the megaphone. 568 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,319 -Give me... -No, I earned this! 569 00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:13,953 Yes, ga-ga ball is fun. 570 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,688 It's a good game. 571 00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:17,390 But I bet some people here are only playing 572 00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:19,058 because they felt pressured to. 573 00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:20,493 Pressured by their friends. 574 00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:21,894 Pressured by you, Mr. Frond. 575 00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:23,129 Don't be ridiculous. 576 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,631 Everybody wants to be here 577 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,033 more than at any school activity we've ever had. 578 00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:29,001 Why do you hate ga-ga ball, Gene? 579 00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:30,970 I don't. I just don't like it 580 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,806 when anything-ball is all anyone talks about. 581 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,209 I think when people say "everyone" loves something, 582 00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:39,246 they're being a little loose with the word "everyone." 583 00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:41,248 Everyone loves food and air. 584 00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:42,482 And Matt Damon. 585 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,183 But that's about it, probably. 586 00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:46,386 It's not a good feeling when someone says "everyone," 587 00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:48,221 but they don't mean you. I... 588 00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:50,390 I guess that's all I wanted to say. 589 00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:51,491 Matt Damon! 590 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:52,892 More about Matt Damon! 591 00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:54,193 Well, congratulations, Gene. 592 00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:56,263 You got through to literally none of us. 593 00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:57,397 Eh, fine. 594 00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:58,931 ZEKE: Hold on there, Gene. 595 00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:00,667 You didn't not get through to none of us. 596 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,270 (sighs) You got through to not none of us. 597 00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:05,238 I'm glad you said what you said. 598 00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:07,507 I miss melting crayons on the slide. 599 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,442 I miss playing cats with my friends. 600 00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:10,677 Meow? 601 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,545 And what about you, Mr. Frond? 602 00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:13,880 What? What about me? 603 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:15,882 What about that little boy you told us about? 604 00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:18,451 The one whose used to talk to roly-polies at recess? 605 00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:21,187 Ha, well, this... the roly-polies were... 606 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,256 they-they were just... 607 00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:25,892 Look, everybody, it's the roly-poly pope. 608 00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,226 His holy roly-poliness. 609 00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:28,428 BOY: Come on. We're playing football. 610 00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:30,196 But I don't want to play. 611 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,731 We're playing football. Stop playing with your bugs! 612 00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:33,232 (Frond moans) 613 00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:35,268 FROND: They're crustaceans, technically. 614 00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:38,271 Oh, my God. Now I'm the super cool football guy 615 00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:39,739 on the playground. 616 00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:42,909 Maybe we could make do with just one ga-ga pit. 617 00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:44,911 Everybody, do whatever weird things you want. 618 00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:47,714 Mr. Branca, tear down those walls. 619 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,115 (groans) 620 00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:50,817 Sorry we got carried away, Gene. 621 00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:52,051 Yeah, sorry, Gene. 622 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,453 I'm sorry, too. 623 00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:55,455 Hey. You want to play ga-ga? 624 00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:57,490 -Seriously? -Yeah. But first, 625 00:20:57,524 --> 00:20:59,959 when you look at that hedge over there, what do you see? 626 00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:01,394 Um, a hedge. 627 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:02,929 No, wait! A hippo...? 628 00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:04,230 With a man bun? 629 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,632 Ah. Yeah, I see it. 630 00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:07,233 I'm gonna say I see it? 631 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:10,503 I got a date with you later, Mr. Hippo Man Bun Shrub! 632 00:21:10,537 --> 00:21:12,004 Okay, let's do this. 633 00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:13,840 ALL (chanting): Ga-ga ball! 634 00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:15,141 * Ga-ga * 635 00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:16,275 * Tell you mama * 636 00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:17,944 * Ooh, ga-ga * 637 00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:19,446 * And your papa * 638 00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:20,913 * Ga-ga, bring your sister * 639 00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:22,014 * Ooh, ga-ga * 640 00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:23,950 * And your brother * 641 00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:25,151 -* Ga-ga * -* Come one, come all * 642 00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:27,520 GENE: Monkey Booby Man! 643 00:21:27,554 --> 00:21:30,957 * We're playing ga-ga ball * 644 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,258 -TINA: You just got banged. -* Ooh, ga-ga * 645 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,160 * It will hit you * 646 00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:36,629 -* Ga-ga * -* In your butterbeans * 647 00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:39,298 * Ga-ga * 648 00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:41,701 * We're playing ga-ga * 649 00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:43,870 * Ga-ga * 650 00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:46,873 -FROND: Let the ga-ga begin-gin! -(cheering) 651 00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:48,875 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 652 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,380 Those were some tasty laughs on Bob's Burgers. 653 00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:55,682 Now here are a few more shows to check out from Fox. 654 00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,852 It's time we fly this old bird. 655 00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:02,822 * It feels good * 656 00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:05,725 MULDER: I want to believe. I would just like to see. 657 00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:06,526 I can help you. 658 00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:08,528 * It feels good * 659 00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:10,162 -You want to do the honors, Alan? -Yeah! 660 00:22:10,196 --> 00:22:11,531 No, you never touch this. 661 00:22:11,564 --> 00:22:13,332 * You know it feels good * 662 00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:14,967 -(shrieks) -* It feels good * 663 00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:16,903 * Oh, you know it feels good * 664 00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:19,005 Let's do it. 665 00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:21,340 Everything you thought you knew about medicine is wrong. 666 00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:25,378 Unbelievable. 667 00:22:25,412 --> 00:22:27,013 * It feels good * 668 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,149 (beeps) 911. What's your emergency? 669 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:32,752 MAN (on phone): I'm on Flight 46, and we're going down. 670 00:22:32,785 --> 00:22:35,555 Just tell my wife I'm so sorry that I cannot come home to you. 671 00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:36,623 Hello? 672 00:22:38,758 --> 00:22:41,728 This is your family. We got you, okay? 673 00:22:43,396 --> 00:22:44,531 Rapid response now! 674 00:22:44,564 --> 00:22:47,500 -We can't save everyone. -Says who? 675 00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:49,736 It's time we showed Gotham who we are.