1 00:00:01,069 --> 00:00:03,404 You're taking a bite out of Bob's Burgers. 2 00:00:03,437 --> 00:00:06,074 Oh, my God! This is the most exciting thing we've ever done! 3 00:00:06,107 --> 00:00:07,908 Catch all-new episodes Sundays. 4 00:00:07,941 --> 00:00:10,078 And check out our other Fox programs-- The Simpsons, 5 00:00:10,111 --> 00:00:11,979 Ghosted, and Family Guy. 6 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:14,548 Have you seen Peter? He was just here. 7 00:00:14,582 --> 00:00:15,749 Only on Fox. 8 00:00:18,786 --> 00:00:20,788 * 9 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:38,706 (Tina groaning) 10 00:00:38,739 --> 00:00:40,941 Whoa, Tina, you all right there, girl? 11 00:00:40,974 --> 00:00:42,576 (Tina continues sustained groaning) 12 00:00:42,610 --> 00:00:44,778 Should we unplug her and plug her back in? 13 00:00:44,812 --> 00:00:46,580 Does anyone know if she's still under warranty? 14 00:00:46,614 --> 00:00:48,749 Not to be insensitive, but should we drag her 15 00:00:48,782 --> 00:00:51,085 into a soundproof closet and just get on with our day? 16 00:00:51,119 --> 00:00:52,686 Or let's at least walk ahead of her. 17 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:54,588 Or maybe we should put her ahead of us 18 00:00:54,622 --> 00:00:56,757 -so people know we're coming. -Okay, coming through. 19 00:00:56,790 --> 00:00:58,192 Move. Move! 20 00:00:58,226 --> 00:01:00,461 LINDA: So, Teddy, you got 21 00:01:00,494 --> 00:01:02,563 any big Valentine's Day plans tomorrow night? 22 00:01:02,596 --> 00:01:05,699 Oh, yeah. I'm finally gonna check out that show Law & Order. 23 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:08,402 I DVR'd 400 episodes. Gonna try to catch up. 24 00:01:08,436 --> 00:01:11,605 Oh! A night of romantic murder. 25 00:01:11,639 --> 00:01:13,407 No, don't say anything! No spoilers. 26 00:01:13,441 --> 00:01:15,443 Well, Bob and I have big, big, big plans. 27 00:01:15,476 --> 00:01:17,145 We went on Kissin' Koupons, 28 00:01:17,178 --> 00:01:19,313 that site that's like a Groupon site for couples. 29 00:01:19,347 --> 00:01:21,115 We got each other fun experiences. 30 00:01:21,149 --> 00:01:22,616 Yeah, I got us a limo ride. 31 00:01:22,650 --> 00:01:24,618 Bob! It was supposed to be a surprise. 32 00:01:24,652 --> 00:01:27,821 -It was? -Yes. And I'm still not telling you what I got you. 33 00:01:27,855 --> 00:01:29,123 I know how to play. 34 00:01:29,157 --> 00:01:30,824 -(door bell jingles) -(Tina groaning) 35 00:01:30,858 --> 00:01:33,461 Some news. Tina's completely broken. 36 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:36,730 Says you. I like new Tina. You know what you're getting. 37 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:38,098 -You know, it's consistent. -Tina? 38 00:01:38,132 --> 00:01:39,567 Tina, honey, what's wrong? 39 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:43,003 (continues sustained groaning) 40 00:01:43,036 --> 00:01:44,838 Tina? 41 00:01:44,872 --> 00:01:47,141 O-Okay, we're gonna have to figure this out later. 42 00:01:47,175 --> 00:01:51,111 Kids, take your sister upstairs and do... something. 43 00:01:51,145 --> 00:01:53,447 -(sustained groaning continues) -Tina, talk to Mommy. 44 00:01:53,481 --> 00:01:55,449 Tina, if you tell us what's going on, 45 00:01:55,483 --> 00:01:57,084 -maybe we can help. -Okay. 46 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:58,486 Okay, everyone, I made some calls. 47 00:01:58,519 --> 00:02:00,321 -I found out what happened. -What is it? 48 00:02:00,354 --> 00:02:02,856 I guess Jimmy Jr. has been hanging out with Becky Krespe. 49 00:02:02,890 --> 00:02:04,592 -Becky whosit? -Becky Krespe. 50 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:07,027 She just got her braces off, and now she's Miss Thang. 51 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:09,163 Right. And since tomorrow's Valentine's Day... 52 00:02:09,197 --> 00:02:11,499 -(groaning grows louder) -Ugh. 53 00:02:11,532 --> 00:02:13,501 -(groaning stops) -Tina's probably worried 54 00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:15,303 that Jimmy Jr. won't be her valentine. 55 00:02:15,336 --> 00:02:17,971 -Aw, honey, is that it? -(groaning): Uh... uh-huh... 56 00:02:18,005 --> 00:02:19,973 -(groaning stops) -It's gonna be okay. 57 00:02:20,007 --> 00:02:22,042 There's a lot of other fish in the sea. 58 00:02:22,075 --> 00:02:24,044 And not little dumb guppies like Jimmy Jr. 59 00:02:24,077 --> 00:02:26,180 Big, handsome sharks with big shark muscles. Rrr! 60 00:02:26,214 --> 00:02:27,715 And crabs with abs. 61 00:02:27,748 --> 00:02:29,550 Louise, go pull down your sister's covers. 62 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:31,018 Let's get this girl to bed. 63 00:02:31,051 --> 00:02:32,820 It'll all look better in the morning. 64 00:02:32,853 --> 00:02:34,555 -It's only 7:15! -Do it! 65 00:02:34,588 --> 00:02:36,357 -(Tina resumes groaning) -O-Okay. Bob, get her up. 66 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:38,992 -Come on, help me. Come on. Get her up. -(Bob straining) 67 00:02:39,026 --> 00:02:41,795 -No. -Gene, help your father, help your father. 68 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:43,197 Grab the head. 69 00:02:43,231 --> 00:02:47,435 -(groaning, grunting) -Aw, it's too floppity! 70 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:50,971 I'm afraid it's gotten worse. 71 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:53,140 Worse? How is that even possible? 72 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:55,376 -(gasps) -(Tina hyperventilating) 73 00:02:55,409 --> 00:02:56,710 Tina, what's going on? 74 00:02:56,744 --> 00:02:58,178 Use your words, honey. Look at me. 75 00:02:58,212 --> 00:03:00,314 This morning, Zeke texted Tammy who texted Jocelyn 76 00:03:00,348 --> 00:03:02,716 who accidentally texted me, even though she meant to text 77 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:04,218 her cousin Tina who lives in Clearwater, Florida, 78 00:03:04,252 --> 00:03:06,086 that Jimmy did ask Becky to be his valentine, 79 00:03:06,119 --> 00:03:08,389 and she said yes, and they're going on a date tonight, 80 00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:10,424 and it's Valentine's Day and my life is over! 81 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:12,426 Time of death: 9:15 a.m. 82 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:14,428 Time of breath: powerful! 83 00:03:14,462 --> 00:03:16,230 -Sorry. -No, I love it! 84 00:03:16,264 --> 00:03:18,366 (Tina groaning) 85 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:22,870 I miss Tina's bones. I didn't even know I liked them. 86 00:03:22,903 --> 00:03:24,505 I never got to say good-bye. 87 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:26,106 The worst thing is, this whole time, 88 00:03:26,139 --> 00:03:27,608 she's been sitting on the remote. 89 00:03:27,641 --> 00:03:29,042 Tina? Tina bean-a? 90 00:03:29,076 --> 00:03:30,778 It's me. It's Mommy. 91 00:03:30,811 --> 00:03:32,280 -Hi, Mom. -It lives! 92 00:03:32,313 --> 00:03:34,282 You remember how you were gonna babysit tonight 93 00:03:34,315 --> 00:03:36,717 so Dad and I can go out for Valentine's Day? 94 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:39,019 -(hyperventilating) -Linda, don't say "Valentine's Day." 95 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:41,522 Uh, s-sorry, sorry. I-I meant regular February day 96 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:44,024 that means nothing, stupid February day. 97 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:46,059 Uh, I-I don't think we can go 98 00:03:46,093 --> 00:03:48,896 on our amazing Kissing Koupon Valentine's Day. 99 00:03:48,929 --> 00:03:50,598 -(hyperventilating) -Sorry. 100 00:03:50,631 --> 00:03:52,032 -Bob, don't say "Valentine's." -Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 101 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:54,234 -Oh, God, now I'm saying it. Now I said it. -Sorry. Sorry. 102 00:03:54,268 --> 00:03:56,036 (car horn honking musically) 103 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:59,440 GENE: Yes! I finally know what I want to be when I grow up: 104 00:03:59,473 --> 00:04:00,641 that limo! 105 00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:02,943 LINDA: Oh... my... God! 106 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:04,745 -I know what we have to do! -What? 107 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:07,114 Me and Louise are gonna take Tina out in the limo 108 00:04:07,147 --> 00:04:09,216 for a girls' night out to cheer her up! 109 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:10,984 -Oh, great idea. -Yeah, and you and Gene 110 00:04:11,018 --> 00:04:12,786 are gonna do the thing I bought. 111 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:14,388 Oh. I... Wait. Why... 112 00:04:14,422 --> 00:04:15,923 Well, we could just stay here. 113 00:04:15,956 --> 00:04:17,391 And waste my Kissin' Koupon? 114 00:04:17,425 --> 00:04:19,293 Are you crazy? It's only for tonight. 115 00:04:19,327 --> 00:04:21,261 -Uh... -Come on, Bob. 116 00:04:21,295 --> 00:04:22,930 Tina needs this. 117 00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:24,798 Tina needs a girls' night. 118 00:04:24,832 --> 00:04:26,600 A real girls' night. 119 00:04:26,634 --> 00:04:29,303 And we're gonna get in that limo and give it to her, right? 120 00:04:29,337 --> 00:04:32,172 Yeah! Let's do that thing where I get in a limo. 121 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:34,141 -Yeah! -Okay, fine. 122 00:04:34,174 --> 00:04:37,144 Gene, will you do me the honor of being my date tonight? 123 00:04:37,177 --> 00:04:40,180 Yes! Just make sure you wait three days to call me afterwards 124 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:42,816 so you don't seem too desperate to be my dad. 125 00:04:42,850 --> 00:04:44,918 Okay, girls, get your miniskirts on. 126 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:47,154 The li-mom-sine leaves in five! 127 00:04:47,187 --> 00:04:49,022 Okay, Tina? Does that sound fun? Right? 128 00:04:49,056 --> 00:04:51,158 (sighs) I guess. 129 00:04:51,191 --> 00:04:52,960 Girls' night out! All right! 130 00:04:57,398 --> 00:05:00,133 Hi. We're your riders for tonight. 131 00:05:00,167 --> 00:05:03,170 Hi. Hello. Uh, I'm your driver. Call me Nat. 132 00:05:03,203 --> 00:05:04,772 They didn't tell me I was driving 133 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:06,707 three real-life princesses for Valentine's Day. 134 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:08,509 -(Tina groaning) -Uh-oh. 135 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:11,379 Uh, Nat, ix-nay on the Valentine's Day talk, okay? 136 00:05:11,412 --> 00:05:13,814 Yeah. My sister got dumped by a jerk, 137 00:05:13,847 --> 00:05:16,484 and her puberty operating system is crashing. 138 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:18,619 -Uh-oh. No bueno. -Yeah, so we're taking 139 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:20,888 my little lonely heart for a fun girls' night out, 140 00:05:20,921 --> 00:05:22,990 and we're not gonna talk about boyfriends or love 141 00:05:23,023 --> 00:05:24,992 or Valen-you-know-what, okay? 142 00:05:25,025 --> 00:05:27,461 Copy that. Loud and clear, sir. 143 00:05:27,495 --> 00:05:29,363 Wow! This is nice! 144 00:05:29,397 --> 00:05:32,900 Nat, let's get this baby started and take her up to about 120? 145 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:34,902 -Okay, excuse me, little bunny girl? -Yeah? 146 00:05:34,935 --> 00:05:36,870 You can't stand up in the sunroof 147 00:05:36,904 --> 00:05:38,639 -while we're driving. -Well, what about... 148 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:40,674 What about Big, the film starring Thomas Hanks? 149 00:05:40,708 --> 00:05:42,976 It's called "movie magic." You want to know what happens 150 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:45,479 when real people drive around hanging out of a sunroof? 151 00:05:45,513 --> 00:05:47,548 -Yeah. -Decapitation. It happens all the time. 152 00:05:47,581 --> 00:05:50,150 There was a huge uptick in them right after that film came out, 153 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:51,985 but you didn't hear anything about it, I'm sure. 154 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:53,987 -Right? Right? -I mean, I... I didn't hear anything. 155 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:55,989 Yeah, not a word. Government covered it up. 156 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:57,224 Oh, my gosh. 157 00:05:57,257 --> 00:06:00,027 Thomas Hanks himself got paid a bunch of hush money. 158 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:02,095 -How much? -Around $12,000. 159 00:06:02,129 --> 00:06:04,097 -That all checks out. -All right, so where to? 160 00:06:04,131 --> 00:06:07,034 Sad girl, you wanna go run over this kid who dumped you or what? 161 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:08,436 -No. -That sounds like a good plan. 162 00:06:08,469 --> 00:06:10,237 No, we're not running anyone over. 163 00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:12,606 But you know what always makes people feel better 164 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:14,374 after they get their hearts broken? 165 00:06:14,408 --> 00:06:15,576 -Lizards. -No! 166 00:06:15,609 --> 00:06:17,545 Throwing a tub of baked beans at a meter maid. 167 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:19,079 No! Makeovers. 168 00:06:19,112 --> 00:06:21,415 Pretty sure the right answer was lizards, Mom. 169 00:06:21,449 --> 00:06:23,517 What do you think, Tina? Makeovers? 170 00:06:23,551 --> 00:06:25,953 -Sure. -She loves it! -But we should probably get 171 00:06:25,986 --> 00:06:28,055 a bunch of baked beans just in case. 172 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:30,858 Uh, what do you think this is for, little miss? 173 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:33,727 LOUISE: Ah, I knew I'd find my real mom someday. 174 00:06:33,761 --> 00:06:36,697 Okay, so your mom wrote, "Go down to the wharf, 175 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:38,732 "turn left at the cheese-on-a-stick booth, 176 00:06:38,766 --> 00:06:40,634 look up and you'll see it." 177 00:06:40,668 --> 00:06:42,536 -Is it that bird? -Maybe. 178 00:06:42,570 --> 00:06:44,538 Do you think it's that drunk clown? 179 00:06:44,572 --> 00:06:46,139 I... I wish. 180 00:06:46,173 --> 00:06:47,941 I'd love to push him over. 181 00:06:47,975 --> 00:06:51,445 -ACROBATS: Hup! Hup! -BOB: Oh. Oh, no. Oh, God. 182 00:06:51,479 --> 00:06:54,114 GENE: Just to warn you, I ate the perfectly wrong things 183 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:55,883 for this activity. 184 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:57,317 Welcome, couples. 185 00:06:57,350 --> 00:07:00,554 Get ready for the night of your life. 186 00:07:00,588 --> 00:07:03,457 I'm Tim Flanagan, and this is my brother Jerry. 187 00:07:03,491 --> 00:07:06,660 You may be asking yourselves, "Can I really do trapeze?" 188 00:07:06,694 --> 00:07:09,329 Well, look at me. I got 30, 40 extra pounds on me. 189 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:11,465 I got diabetes, major depression, 190 00:07:11,499 --> 00:07:13,734 a weird skin thing on my foot, you name it. 191 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:16,904 Point is, if I can trapeze, you can trapeze. 192 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,739 We'll be learning tonight's routine 193 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,574 on the low trapeze over those mats. 194 00:07:20,608 --> 00:07:22,576 And then moving to the high trapeze, 195 00:07:22,610 --> 00:07:23,977 complete with costumes and music. 196 00:07:24,011 --> 00:07:25,946 I know what you're thinking: 197 00:07:25,979 --> 00:07:27,815 "Will I really be ready for all that?" 198 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:31,351 Well, in 45 minutes, your answer will probably be, "Sure." 199 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:32,820 Questions? 200 00:07:32,853 --> 00:07:35,589 -You, mustache. -Uh, hi. Yes. 201 00:07:35,623 --> 00:07:38,526 I-I'm here with my son, because, well, it's a long story, 202 00:07:38,559 --> 00:07:40,994 but he's only 11-- can we still do this? 203 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:43,330 It's totally okay if the answer is no. 204 00:07:43,363 --> 00:07:45,766 Oh, trapeze is fun and safe for all ages. 205 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:48,536 Except children under ten-- they can't participate. 206 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:50,538 Yay! I'm swinging with my dad! 207 00:07:50,571 --> 00:07:52,139 Damn, one year off. 208 00:07:53,541 --> 00:07:55,008 Uh, excuse me, 209 00:07:55,042 --> 00:07:57,344 but have you three gorgeous gals seen my clients? 210 00:07:57,377 --> 00:07:59,012 It's us! Look at Tina! 211 00:07:59,046 --> 00:08:01,448 Isn't she breathtaking? Aw, look at her. 212 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,717 I'm looking at her, and I literally cannot breathe. 213 00:08:03,751 --> 00:08:05,018 And with you, 214 00:08:05,052 --> 00:08:07,721 -what was the thought process? -Nightmares. 215 00:08:07,755 --> 00:08:09,389 Love it. Now, I know what we ought to do. 216 00:08:09,422 --> 00:08:11,725 We ought to figure out where this kid is that messed you up. 217 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:13,193 -What'd you say his name is? -Jimmy Jr. 218 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:15,529 Yeah, terrible name. I hate him because of his name. 219 00:08:15,563 --> 00:08:18,131 We find out where he is, and then we go down there, 220 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:20,167 and you say, "Hey, look at what you're missing," 221 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,302 and then you throw a drink or a smoke bomb on him. 222 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:23,704 -Um... -Yes! 223 00:08:23,737 --> 00:08:27,007 No, no. Nat, um, I appreciate your input, 224 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:29,076 but what we need is some good old-fashioned cheer-'em-ups. 225 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:31,078 Let's crank up some girl power jams 226 00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:34,014 -and limo it out of here! -You're the boss! 227 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:35,415 -* -Whoo! Pickles! 228 00:08:35,448 --> 00:08:37,851 -NAT: Hey, no sunroof! -Oh. Sorry. Comin' in. 229 00:08:37,885 --> 00:08:39,019 Whee! 230 00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:41,088 * This is a girl power jam 231 00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:43,591 * We're all girls, no mans 232 00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:47,427 * Girl power, girl plus power makes girl power! * 233 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:50,197 * 234 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:52,332 * This is a girl power jam 235 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,835 * We're all girls, no mans. 236 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,704 * 237 00:08:58,205 --> 00:09:00,107 I'm not giving up yet, Tina. 238 00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:01,875 Okay. 239 00:09:01,909 --> 00:09:04,444 LINDA: All right, let's get some sugar in this booger 240 00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:05,879 and cheer her up. 241 00:09:05,913 --> 00:09:08,181 What do you mean you don't have anything? 242 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:10,784 It's Valentine's Day, and you don't have a reservation, ma'am. 243 00:09:10,818 --> 00:09:13,053 Oh, come on. My little girl got her heart broken and she... 244 00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:15,689 -NAT: Linda. Linda. Linda. -Oh, uh, wha... where's that...? 245 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:17,357 Come over. I got us a table. 246 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:19,459 -Nat? -Follow my voice. Can you see me? 247 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:21,394 -Hey, it's Nat! -Follow my voice! 248 00:09:21,428 --> 00:09:23,530 Follow. Follow. Follow. Follow. 249 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:26,033 -Nat, how'd you do it? -I know the owner. 250 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,101 Saved his life-- after I hit him with my car. 251 00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:31,204 Now, should we get the mega-misu flight or the ultra-mega? 252 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:33,406 Ah, man, Nat, you sit next to me, 'kay? 253 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:35,275 And I mean forever. 254 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:38,812 -BOB: Oh, God. -I know, I know, it's a long way down. 255 00:09:38,846 --> 00:09:41,548 But if you fall, this harness thing'll catch you, no problem. 256 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,316 Nobody's died on this. 257 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:45,552 Well, except for one guy, but that was 'cause 258 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,921 someone dropped a sword out of a hot air balloon. 259 00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:50,123 Totally unrelated. We weren't liable. 260 00:09:50,157 --> 00:09:52,125 -Hi, Dad! -Hi, Gene. 261 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:54,795 All right, I'm gonna let you go now, and you're gonna swing out. 262 00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:56,664 -Hup, hup! -Hup, hup! 263 00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:58,465 (Bob and Gene scream) 264 00:09:58,498 --> 00:10:01,001 Okay, good job on the swinging. 265 00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:02,770 Eh, it's all right. 266 00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:05,739 Now, get those legs up! Hup, hup! 267 00:10:05,773 --> 00:10:07,975 Oh, my God. So high up. 268 00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:09,743 Beautiful. Now release your arms. 269 00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:11,912 -Hup, hup! -Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God... 270 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:14,114 Don't barf, don't barf, don't barf, don't barf... 271 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:15,615 We're doing it, Dad! 272 00:10:15,649 --> 00:10:18,351 -We're flying! -I hate it! 273 00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:21,088 Now grab hands! Hup, hup! 274 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:24,792 -TIM: Great job! -And... let go! Hup! 275 00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:27,795 Hup! Hup! Hup! 276 00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:29,296 -(grunts) -I can't! 277 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:30,698 Hup, please? 278 00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:32,165 Gene, I think we have to let go. 279 00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:34,868 -No way! You let go! But don't! -I w... I won't. 280 00:10:34,902 --> 00:10:38,105 Guys, please either let go and swing back 281 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,007 or release your legs and drop. 282 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:42,175 We have six other couples to get through tonight. 283 00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:43,543 (screaming) 284 00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:45,879 Uh, I-I think we're gonna need a minute! 285 00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:50,050 So, my little Tina-misu, how are you doing? You feeling better? 286 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,152 (sighs heavily) I'm full. 287 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:54,121 -Full of sadness. -Oh. 288 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,989 I don't want to beat a dead horse, 289 00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:57,791 but we could get a dead horse. 290 00:10:57,825 --> 00:11:00,894 And we don't put it in the kid's bed-- he'd be expecting that-- 291 00:11:00,928 --> 00:11:03,163 we put it in his backpack under his homework. 292 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:04,998 He reaches in, all proud he did his homework, 293 00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:06,967 and bam! Dead horse. 294 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,836 -It's the perfect plan. Let's get the check. -All right. 295 00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:10,570 Wow. You guys just said "dead horse," 296 00:11:10,603 --> 00:11:12,706 like, five times, and Tina didn't even react. 297 00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:14,742 This is bad. I don't get it, honey. 298 00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:16,877 You're always on and off with Jimmy Jr. 299 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:18,578 Why is this time so hard? 300 00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:21,081 It's not just that we're off right now, 301 00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:23,083 or even that he has another valentine. 302 00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:25,018 It's... it's... He... 303 00:11:25,052 --> 00:11:26,854 I made him a special picture frame for Valentine's Day 304 00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:28,856 with a picture of us in it, but then he hung it 305 00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:30,423 in his locker with a picture of Becky in it! 306 00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:32,359 -He what?! -He what?! -That son of a bitch! 307 00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:35,028 Well, that's it. I think it's time we do Nat's plan. 308 00:11:35,062 --> 00:11:36,596 Okay, I'll call my guy. 309 00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:39,399 It's Valentine's Day so he might be pretty low on dead horses, 310 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:41,835 but I'll see what he has in the raccoon family. 311 00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:44,237 No, no, we're not gonna do anything with dead horses, 312 00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:47,074 or anything violent, but we are gonna make sure 313 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:49,042 his date with Becky doesn't go so great. 314 00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:50,277 Let's do it. 315 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:52,445 It's time for little JJ to pay pay. 316 00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:54,614 Hear, hear! Now, who has ghillie suits, 317 00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:56,149 and who needs ghillie suits? 318 00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:02,222 All right, first things first. 319 00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:04,591 We need to find out where this little Rom-ee-no is at. 320 00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:07,394 -Right, right. -And once we do, and this is just a pitch-- 321 00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:09,429 we can all pitch stuff if we want-- 322 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:12,065 what if we hit 'em with one of these guys? 323 00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:13,366 -What is that? -A stink bomb. 324 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,202 I got a whole glove compartment full of 'em. 325 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:16,703 I throw 'em at white guys, pigeons, 326 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,471 people I've dated and cetera. 327 00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:20,908 Now, Tina, did you ever put a tracking device on Jimmy? 328 00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:23,576 Sew it into the back of his neck while he was unconscious, or...? 329 00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:25,078 Uh, um, no. 330 00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:26,780 -Tina! Ugh! -I'm sorry. 331 00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:28,548 Damn it! That's okay. That's okay! 332 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,217 -Sorry. -And you have no idea 333 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,785 where he might be taking Becky tonight? 334 00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:33,086 I don't know. I don't know! 335 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,922 Ooh, ooh, what about this Becky girl? 336 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:37,390 Could she be a spy? Maybe some sort of a Cylon? 337 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,059 Where would she want to eat dinner? 338 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,895 -Leave that to me. Nat, phone. -You got it, boss. 339 00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:43,463 -Tina, dial Tammy. -(dials, line rings) 340 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:45,132 Hey, Tammy, it's Louise Belcher. 341 00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:46,666 -I need Becky Krespe's number. -What for? 342 00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:48,268 To do something mean. 343 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:50,770 (laughs) That's hilarious! Okay, it's 201... 344 00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:52,339 Hi. Has Becky left for her date yet? 345 00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:54,141 She hasn't? Okay, great. 346 00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:56,343 No, I don't want to talk to her. She hates me. Bye! 347 00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:57,945 Okay, she hasn't left yet, 348 00:12:57,978 --> 00:12:59,847 so if we book it over there, we can follow. 349 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,581 Tina, do you know where she lives? 350 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,017 712 Forest Lane, blue house with a little flamingo on the lawn. 351 00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:06,186 -Wow. Stalk much? -Yes. Like, a lot. 352 00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:07,855 Good girl. Let's roll. 353 00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:10,157 (grunting) Oh, you know what? 354 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:12,960 I think it's maybe faster to just get out and go around. 355 00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:14,794 Nope. I pushed in more and I'm stuck. 356 00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:16,096 Little help here, gals? 357 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,165 -(all grunting) -NAT: Oh, no, no, no, no! 358 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:20,200 Okay, yeah, that helps. (yells) 359 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:21,768 My bra unhooked. 360 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,503 Oh, I landed on my hand grenade. 361 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,005 -Hand grenade? -No one freak out. 362 00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:28,441 The guy who sold it to me said it was inactive. Let's see. 363 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,110 Yup, we're good. 364 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,112 BOB: Gene, we can't stay up here forever. 365 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,613 GENE: Maybe we could. 366 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,983 I could still have a very fulfilling life. 367 00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:37,851 (sighs) Okay, look, on the count of three, 368 00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:39,519 we both let go with our hands. 369 00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:41,121 I don't think I can. 370 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,190 What if instead we let go with our legs? 371 00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:44,657 No! Not our legs! 372 00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:46,393 JERRY: Guys, you got to let go! 373 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:49,029 BOB: We know, Jerry! Just let me talk to my son! 374 00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:50,964 TIM: We thought you were doing that. 375 00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:52,165 What have you been doing? 376 00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:53,833 BOB: We've been busy! 377 00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:55,202 Gene, we have harnesses on, 378 00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:57,737 so we'll fall down, but very gently. 379 00:13:57,770 --> 00:13:59,572 Okay, okay, let's do it. 380 00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:01,174 All right, on the count of three. 381 00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:03,376 -Hundred. -Gene, you have to trust me, okay? 382 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:05,345 Look at my face. I am your dad. 383 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,314 I will not let anything bad happen to you. 384 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:10,383 -We are going to be fine. -Okay. I trust you, Dad. 385 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,752 You guys have a very beautiful relationship. 386 00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:13,987 Now, hup! 387 00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:17,057 Ready? One... two... three. 388 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:20,193 (both screaming) 389 00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:22,195 -GENE: You didn't let go! -BOB: I know! 390 00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:23,696 JERRY: Are you kidding me? 391 00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,032 TIM: Come on! 392 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:28,735 BOB: I panicked! I couldn't do it! 393 00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:34,074 It's the Pestos. Get down! 394 00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:36,743 There he is, Little Jimmy Jerk-o. 395 00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:40,213 Look at him walking around with his evil stupid legs. 396 00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:47,187 Nat, follow that car. 397 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,588 -You got it, T. -(engine starts) 398 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,390 (tires screeching) 399 00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:52,592 -LINDA: Aah! You're gonna hit 'em! -NAT: Sorry, sorry. 400 00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:53,927 I got excited. 401 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:59,933 TINA: Ugh. They're having heart-shaped enchiladas? 402 00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:01,268 It's worse than I thought. 403 00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:03,270 All right, all right, I'm gonna pull around back. 404 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:04,938 We'll Goodfellas it through the kitchen, 405 00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:06,273 and then boom! Date over. 406 00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:08,075 You think they'll let us in the back? 407 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:11,311 Oh, yeah. One of the busboys is my sensei. 408 00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:16,049 All right, this is a bad angle. 409 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,784 On my signal, we're gonna casually stroll over 410 00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:19,319 to the ladies' room and regroup. 411 00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:22,055 -Okay, what's the signal? -"Woof meow. Woof meow." 412 00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:24,157 Of course. That makes sense. 413 00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:27,060 Woof meow! Woof meow! 414 00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:28,761 Thanks for coming out with me, Becky. 415 00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:31,164 You look... you look really great with your braces off. 416 00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:33,766 Thanks, Jimmy. It's really exciting to eat caramels again. 417 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,603 -And I can finally understand what you're saying. -What? 418 00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,405 Okay, we're go for phase two. 419 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,073 Tina, you know what you're doing? 420 00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:42,609 Yup. I sneak up as close as I can get to that table 421 00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:44,144 and drop these eight stink bombs. 422 00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:46,079 Uh, maybe we only need, like, three stink bombs. 423 00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:47,747 Better give me the other ones. 424 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,149 Okay, I drop these three stink bombs, 425 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:51,151 smell up the joint and slip out the back door. 426 00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:52,685 Righty-tighty, Tina. 427 00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,521 We'll be right behind you, and we'll meet you out back. 428 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:57,124 Hands in, everyone. Girl power on 16. 429 00:15:57,157 --> 00:16:01,161 One, two, three, four, five, six... 430 00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:03,163 -Okay, okay. 16! -Let her finish, Mom! 431 00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:04,931 -Let her finish! -Girl... girl power. -Seven. 432 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,633 -Eight. -Okay. -Keep going, Nat. 433 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,201 -Keep going. -Nine, ten... -Okay, okay. Six... 434 00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:09,636 -Ten. -Let her finish! 435 00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,204 -Okay! -Keep going, Nat. -16. 436 00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:12,772 ALL: Girl power! 437 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,907 This is the most fun I've ever had. 438 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:21,214 Okay, here goes nothing. 439 00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:30,990 (sighs) I can't do it. 440 00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:33,626 What? Huh? Oh. 441 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,195 JIMMY JR.: Tina? 442 00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:36,563 -Tina Belcher? -Oh, hey, Jimmy Jr., Becky. 443 00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:38,198 Am I on fire? No? Cool. (chuckles) 444 00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:39,832 What brings you guys here this evening? 445 00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:47,006 -Tina, what are you doing here? Did you follow us? -What? 446 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:50,210 No. I-I don't even know who that limo around back belongs to. 447 00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:51,844 (chuckles nervously) 448 00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:53,846 Anyway, how's the enchilada? 449 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,083 Does it taste like, um, uh... a heart? 450 00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:58,218 -Tina, are you okay? -Yeah, what's going on? 451 00:16:58,251 --> 00:16:59,686 (sighs) Fine. You caught me. 452 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,020 I-I followed you here. 453 00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:03,022 -Oh, no. -I got to get out there and save her. 454 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:05,992 Wait, wait. I think she's got this, maybe. Let her try. 455 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,027 Becky, the truth is, I-I came here 456 00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:09,762 to stink-bomb the restaurant and ruin your date 457 00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:12,031 because I was really sad and jealous that you got 458 00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:14,401 to go out with Jimmy Jr. on Valentine's Day instead of me. 459 00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:16,035 And that Jimmy Jr. put your picture 460 00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:17,670 in the frame I made for him. 461 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:20,707 -Wait. What? -Yeah, it's a good-size frame. 462 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,442 The picture fit really well. 463 00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:25,245 But the fact is I... I don't want to be this person. 464 00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:27,080 And, Becky, you seem really nice. 465 00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:29,182 And all you did was get your braces off, 466 00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:30,917 probably because your orthodontist said it was time. 467 00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:32,719 -It was. -And you accepted an invitation 468 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:35,555 to this really, really nice restaurant 469 00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:37,890 with this Wagstaff bad boy, which anyone would have done. 470 00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:39,959 You didn't do anything to hurt me on purpose, 471 00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:41,861 and I won't do anything to hurt you. 472 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,563 You don't deserve to have your date ruined. 473 00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,265 Thanks, Tina. You seem nice, too. 474 00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:47,367 Also, you have some guacamole on your boob. 475 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,035 Oh, yeah. Thanks. 476 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,738 -No. Other boob. -Oh. Oh, uh, okay. 477 00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:52,739 No. Other boob. 478 00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,874 Oh. What, this one? 479 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,976 -It's under... it's underneath. -Could you give me a chip? 480 00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:59,146 I'll-I'll let you guys get back to your date now. 481 00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:02,115 Well, actually, Becky, um, this isn't really working out. 482 00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:03,316 -What? -What? 483 00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:04,917 Yeah, I-I was gonna wait 484 00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:06,153 until we got our heart-shaped flaming flan, 485 00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:07,954 but I think we should break up. 486 00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:10,957 There just isn't anything... here. 487 00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:12,759 -Are you joking? -Probably not. 488 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:14,394 He does this stuff, like, a lot. 489 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:18,064 I mean, I-I will, if you insist, I will hang for the flan. 490 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,399 Oh. 491 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:20,833 (chuckles, sniffles) 492 00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,635 (chuckles) Wow. 493 00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:25,572 Oh, my God, did he just break up with Becky, too? That little... 494 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,174 Valen-twerp! 495 00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:28,941 Time for a stink bomb from a hot mom! 496 00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:30,777 Wait, uh, wait! Give me one, woman. 497 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,145 Tina, woof meow! Woof meow! 498 00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:35,982 -Oh, no! Becky, come with me! -(Becky gasps) 499 00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:38,117 (grunts) No, this isn't gonna work. 500 00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:39,586 We're the same size. Let's run. 501 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:40,987 Wait, Tina, come back. 502 00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:44,324 I-I'll date you instead, uh, um, if you want. 503 00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:46,193 (sniffs) Ew! 504 00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:47,794 -I'll smell you in hell. -(clinking) 505 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:50,997 Uh, wait. Wait. Who... who are you? 506 00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:54,167 -(grunting) -Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 507 00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:56,203 (tires screeching) 508 00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:02,008 JERRY: Guys, it's been over an hour! 509 00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:04,010 TIM: I'm worried about your bodies! 510 00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:06,313 (gasps) Gene, I'm sorry. I-I... 511 00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:08,181 Oh, I can't get my legs off this thing. 512 00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:10,049 Do-do you just want me to drop you? 513 00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:13,186 No! We do this together or we don't do it at all! 514 00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:15,555 Okay. Just... just going to go against all my instincts 515 00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:19,025 and plummet to the ground while holding my child. 516 00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:20,293 Bob, I'm gonna count to three, 517 00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:22,128 and if you don't release your legs, 518 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:25,131 I'm gonna charge you for a second trapeze experience. 519 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,133 -The full price. -GENE: We'll pay double! 520 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:30,069 -BOB: Gene, no! -JERRY: One, two... 521 00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:32,872 -Full price, Bob! -BOB: No, no, no! No, I'm... 522 00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,507 Okay, I'm doing it! I'm doing it! 523 00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:36,042 (grunts) 524 00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:37,910 Why am I doing it this way? 525 00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:41,013 (groaning) Aw, it hurts so much! 526 00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:44,150 Dad, release your Krakens! 527 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,686 I'm trying, Gene! 528 00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,588 (both screaming) 529 00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:50,089 (both grunt) 530 00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:51,391 That was amazing! 531 00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:52,992 And they let us keep our unitards. 532 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,594 There's an important lesson in there 533 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,696 about peeing in stuff you want to keep. 534 00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:58,231 I feel so alive! 535 00:19:58,265 --> 00:20:00,233 Me, too. I feel like I could do anything. 536 00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:03,202 -Should we just go home and watch TV? -Yes. 537 00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:04,537 I love you, Dad. 538 00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:06,506 I love you, too, pal. 539 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,074 TINA: Becky, 540 00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:10,243 I'm sorry I ruined your date with Jimmy Jr. 541 00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:12,245 You didn't. He did. Should've been a red flag 542 00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:15,047 when he picked me up three hours late and he called me Betsy. 543 00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:16,549 You know, Valentine's Day is way more fun 544 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,351 when you spend it with people you really love, 545 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,887 like your mom and your sister and your limo driver. 546 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,022 And a girl from your school you don't know that well. 547 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,892 Boys come and go, but your girls will always be there for you. 548 00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:28,127 That's right. Yes, they will, sister. 549 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,397 I mean, you know, sometimes women are awful to other women, 550 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:33,733 but not us, and not tonight, baby! Not tonight! 551 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,435 -We doin' this, ladies? -Let's do it! 552 00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:37,036 Okay, I want you to repeat after me, 553 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,105 and I'm taping it on my phone. Ready? 554 00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:40,973 -I... -ALL: I... 555 00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:43,410 Will not sue you if I get decapitated. 556 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:47,113 ALL: Will not sue you if I get decapitated. 557 00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:49,982 -Let's eat some bugs! -Yeah. -(whooping, cheering) 558 00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:53,219 -(tires screeching) -Suck on this, Thomas Hanks! 559 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:56,055 LINDA: Who's big now, baby? Oh, my face! 560 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,057 * This is a girl power jam 561 00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,226 * We're all girls, no mans 562 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,429 * Going to salons and getting glam * 563 00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:04,897 * Dancing in a fountain and getting wet * 564 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:07,133 * Bothering some fish with no regrets * 565 00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:09,469 * Eating up some treats with our mom and friends * 566 00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:11,838 * Hoping that this night never ends * 567 00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:14,006 * This is a girl power jam 568 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,443 * We're all girls, no mans 569 00:21:16,476 --> 00:21:18,678 * Girl power on 16! 570 00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:21,180 * One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten * 571 00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:23,182 -* 11, 12... -* Let her finish 572 00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:25,418 -* Let her finish -* 13, 14, 15, 16 573 00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:27,153 * Girl power! 574 00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:29,188 * We're all girls, no mans! 575 00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:32,158 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 576 00:21:34,327 --> 00:21:36,429 Those were some tasty laughs on Bob's Burgers. 577 00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:38,731 Now here are a few more shows to check out from Fox. 578 00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:42,635 It's time we fly this old bird. 579 00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:45,605 * It feels good * 580 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:48,508 MULDER: I want to believe. I would just like to see. 581 00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:49,342 I can help you. 582 00:21:49,376 --> 00:21:51,310 * It feels good * 583 00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:52,945 -You want to do the honors, Alan? -Yeah! 584 00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:54,313 No, you never touch this. 585 00:21:54,347 --> 00:21:56,115 * You know it feels good * 586 00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,717 -(shrieks) -* It feels good * 587 00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:59,686 * Oh, you know it feels good * 588 00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:01,788 Let's do it. 589 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:04,090 Everything you thought you knew about medicine is wrong. 590 00:22:07,226 --> 00:22:08,160 Unbelievable. 591 00:22:08,194 --> 00:22:09,762 * It feels good *