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You're taking a bite
out of Bob's Burgers.

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Oh, my God! This is
the most exciting thing
we've ever done!

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Catch all-new episodes Sundays.

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And check out our other
Fox programs-- The Simpsons,

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Ghosted, and Family Guy.

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Have you seen Peter?
He was just here.

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Only on Fox.

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*

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Two more pages.

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Oh, I don't think
I'm gonna make it.

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One word at a time, sweetie.
Push through.

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I need water. Oh!

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What's going on?

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Louise is reading Old Yeller.

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I believe it's pronounced
"old yellow."

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Uh, why?

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I mean, I wish
I wasn't asking

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why one of my kids is
reading a book, but I am.

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It's for a school read-a-thon.

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If the entire student body
reads 500 books,

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we earn a trip to
Wetty, Set, Go water park.

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Oh. Is that place back open?

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I thought it was closed
because of the...

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The kid who lost a finger?

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The diarrhea in the wave pool?

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Fake lifeguards?
The flesh-eating bacteria?

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Yes, all of those.

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No, it's back open.

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Everybody, quiet!

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Yeller's got rabies,
so a vet's probably

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about to come and cure him,
and that'll be that.

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Oh, God.
I don't think
that's what happ...

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Ah! Holy crap!

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Yeah, sorry.
Yeah.

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This is why I don't read.

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And by the end, the pigs
are walking on their hind legs,

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and callin' all the shots.

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The dream of an animal utopia
is over.

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Count it.

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Charlotte totally dies,

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and then I used the book
to kill a spider

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and that, like,
really made me think.

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(sighs heavily) Count it.

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Aah! Someone come quick!

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And so, apparently, in all
children's literature,

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a really nice animal
dies in the end.

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And that is not cool, Reading.

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Not cool.
Yeah, you said it, honey.

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Well, put it on the board,
because that's 500.

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Wetty, Set, Go,
here we come.

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(cheering)

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Attention! There has
been a grisly crime

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committed in my office.

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My therapy dolls
have been mutilated.

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Dude, what?

56
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(dramatic music)
Whoa.

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B.O. Theo, Lynn-Secure,
Pierre Pressure...

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Some of the others I'll have
to identify from yarn records.

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Wasn't ready to see that.
Oh, boy.

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What sick, twisted, but really
creative kid did this?

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For all I know,
you did, Louise.

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No, no, no.
This wasn't me.

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This is cray-cray... cray.

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It's three crays.

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What I do know is,

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there will be no trip
to the water park,

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until the fiend who did this
is caught or comes forward.

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No way!
No!
Come on!

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(slurps) Sorry.

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I'm self-medicating
with a soothing

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Caramel Chamomile from
the new pod coffee machine

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in the teachers lounge.

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I wondered why you
smelled like my aunt.

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Yeah, you smell
just like his aunt.

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Yes, I've heard this before,
I smell like your aunt, yes.

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You know what?
This whole thing

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has kind of a Millie touch.

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Remember those homemade
"presents"

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she put in my locker?

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(quick screams)
Millie!

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Millie is the one student
I know didn't do it.

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She's at home
this week recovering

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from an extensive
orthodontia procedure.

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Why didn't she wait till she's
in her 40s to get braces?

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Like Gwen Stefani.

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Can't believe I read
for nothing!

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I want that water park.

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Maybe Mr. Frond
will catch whoever did it.

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Him? He couldn't catch
his butt with two hands.

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We got to solve this ourselves.

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Take some pictures,
gather some evidence...

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Put the evidence in little
baggies, label the baggies,

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put the baggies in
an evidence locker.

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But where are we gonna
get little baggies?!

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(bell tinkles)

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Hey, guys.
You know Janine,

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from the stationary store?

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Hi.
Sure. How's it going
over there?

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Great, right?

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People are never gonna stop
buying birthday cards.

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Actually, people have stopped
buying birthday cards.
Oh.

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But I still sell a lot
of staples and paperclips.

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The Internet can't hold two
pieces of paper together.

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Not yet.

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Janine and I have news.

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We're partners.
Not romantic partners.

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Right? No.
Mm-mm.

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No, we are not.
No, we're not.

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Teddy and I are going into the
inspirational poster business.

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Oh, I love those posters.

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That baby with the
spaghetti on his head.

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That got me through
my thirties.

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Yeah, it's a funny story
how it all came together.

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I was up on a ladder
fixing Janine's ceiling fan

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and I fell onto
a bunch of erasers.

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Oh, that's kind of lucky.
Soft erasers.

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They were on
a glass shelf.

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Oh, my God.
Yeah, so that broke.

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And under that
were X-Acto knives.

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Pointed up.
Oh.

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Still don't know why
you store 'em that way.

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It's a display,
it looks better.
Right.

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So I was lying there
bleeding somewhat heavily,

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and I said to myself,
"Shake it off,

125
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today is tomorrow's yesterday."

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And I said,
"Hey, Shakespeare,

127
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that would go great
on a poster."

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Turns out Janine's been
taking pictures for years,

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just waiting for the
perfect poster phrase.

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I've got beaches,
I've got clouds...
Yeah.

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I've got a monkey holding
a banana like a phone.

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Who's he calling?

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(laughs) It's fun
to imagine, right?

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Eh...
Michael Jackson.

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We finally settled
on a sunrise.

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Or maybe it's a sunset,
we don't know.

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The sun was in my eyes,
I couldn't tell.

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(chuckles)
And I was high.

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So we printed up 1,000,
and here we are.

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1,000 sounds like a lot.
Bob!

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We already sold one.

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Great. To, to who?

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Well, to you, right?
Don't you want one?

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Of course we want one.
Uh, uh...

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I want one.
Yeah, sure.

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We'll take two.
Wait,

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why would we want
two of the same poster?

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'Cause what if we both
want to look at it?

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I want to look at it.

150
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Two coming right up.
One, two.

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Okay, what do we know?

152
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We know a psycho did this.

153
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We just have to
get in the head of a psycho.

154
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Too bad we're not Millie.
Not that she's psycho,

155
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but she's, you know, psychish.

156
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Tina, that's it!

157
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Wait, we are Millie?

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I knew it.

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No, she can be our
psycho-sultant.

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Louise! Is that really you?

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Yup. Wait, you know who I am?

162
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I guess I should know
my daughter's best friend.

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I only see your face
every time I turn around.

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(eerie music plays)

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Gosh, I've heard
everything about you.

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Bob and Linda, the restaurant,
Teddy the handyman...

167
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We're Gene and Tina.

168
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Sorry, who?
Um, the siblings.

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Come again?
Gene and Tina.

170
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No.

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Can we go up and see Millie?

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Last room on the left.

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Don't give her gum
or hard candy.

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Nothing pointy that she might
use to pry off her headgear.

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And don't get too close,

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the braces make her
spit a little.

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(Gene groans)

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(foreboding music plays)

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Hi, Louise.

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Hi, Millie.
You're in my room,

181
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you're in my room,
you're in my room.

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Yeah... Oh, my God.

183
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Hey, Louise, Millie's room
is exactly like your room.

184
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That's definitely
cute and not creepy.

185
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Anyway, uh, we just wondered
how you were feeling.

186
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No, how are you feeling,
Louise?

187
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Your voice sounds strained.

188
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You've been yelling
about something, I can tell.

189
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Bad news at school?

190
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Wow, she's good.

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(inhales)

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Someone has hard candy.

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Gene, give it to her.
(groans)

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(loud inhaling)

195
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Well, Millie,
I would like... your help.

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(gasps)
Somebody, not you,

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but, you know,
maybe kind of like you,

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chopped up Mr. Frond's
therapy dolls

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and got the water park
trip cancelled.

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Oh, no.
I read Old Yeller for that trip.

201
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Oh, did you?
Mm-hmm.

202
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Here are some pictures
of the crime scene.

203
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They're not touch screen,
they're just pictures.

204
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Not that anyone thought
they were... touch screen.

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Okay, I've got some ideas,
and I'd be glad to help.

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As a friend.
Great.

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But friends play together,
Louise.

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I'll help you, in exchange
for play dates.

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I scratch your back,
you scratch mine.

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I really want to
scratch your back, Louise.

211
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No! That's extortion, Millie.

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Get out of my room.

213
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It's my room, Louise.

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(laughing):
It's my room!

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Fine, I'll do it.

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(sighs) Don't leave me
alone with her.

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Um, what about us, Millie?

218
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There's a trampoline
in the back.

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Go bounce and stay
out of our way,

220
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not-Louise girl,
not-Louise boy.

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Scream if you
need us, Louise.

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No, no, no, no, no, no...

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Sorry, toots, we got to go
talk to tramp named O-line.

224
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Gene, I'm kind of
worried about...
(Gene grunting)

225
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Louise in there
alone with... Millie.

226
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Me, too. I'm also
worried about

227
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my testicles banging
into each other.

228
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Who am I kidding?
I love it.

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Okay, it's got to be someone
who hates Mr. Frond.

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But that's everyone.

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When everyone has a motive,

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maybe look for
who doesn't have a motive?

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* La la la la la

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Yes. Wait, I don't understand.

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Enough detective work.

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Let's do fun things.

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Hey, I know, we'll put on
our own play.

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You be you, and I'll be you.

239
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And we take a bow
and we won a Tony.

240
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Back to the case.

241
00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:06,654
Well, whoever did this
knew Mr. Frond's schedule.

242
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Kind of like (laughing)
how I know yours!

243
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Yes, and someone who knew which
drawer the dolls were kept in.

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Like one of the kids getting
counseled, of course!

245
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Let's make a list.

246
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Nah. Karaoke time.

247
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MILLIE:
* My love

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* There's

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* Only you in my life

250
00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:28,576
* The only thing that's bright

251
00:08:28,609 --> 00:08:31,411
(singing flat):
* My first love

252
00:08:31,444 --> 00:08:33,380
* Your every breath

253
00:08:33,413 --> 00:08:36,216
* Wooriga gatchee itnun gun,
baby baby! *

254
00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:37,685
Okay, uh, yes, we sound

255
00:08:37,718 --> 00:08:39,587
amazingly great singing
Korean pop.

256
00:08:39,620 --> 00:08:40,888
But we got to focus.

257
00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:42,890
Let's see.
All the dolls are messed up,

258
00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:45,058
except this one.

259
00:08:45,092 --> 00:08:46,660
Miss Understood.

260
00:08:46,694 --> 00:08:49,062
Is it because whoever did
this felt misunderstood?

261
00:08:49,096 --> 00:08:50,430
Wow, that's a great question.

262
00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:51,932
Let's dress up my cat.

263
00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:53,533
Oh, my God!

264
00:08:53,567 --> 00:08:55,335
(cat meows)
You're staying,
Muffin.

265
00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,905
Oh, a tramp named O-line.

266
00:08:57,938 --> 00:08:59,106
Now I get it.

267
00:08:59,139 --> 00:09:00,774
Yeah.

268
00:09:00,808 --> 00:09:03,010
Uh, Lin,

269
00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,612
are-are you sure that's
where we want Teddy's poster?

270
00:09:04,645 --> 00:09:06,446
Why, what's wrong?

271
00:09:06,479 --> 00:09:08,381
Nothing, it's just that
it's kind of in my eyeline.

272
00:09:08,415 --> 00:09:10,217
And it's dumb and I hate it.

273
00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:11,852
That's how
inspiring posters work.

274
00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:14,054
You got to see them again
and again until they kick in.

275
00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:15,889
Like taking antibiotics.

276
00:09:15,923 --> 00:09:18,225
Wait, did you put the other one
up over our choking poster?

277
00:09:18,258 --> 00:09:19,526
It was depressing.

278
00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,428
Ugh, a picture
of that guy gagging.

279
00:09:21,461 --> 00:09:22,796
Right, but someone
could choke.

280
00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:24,097
I mean...
Bob, relax.

281
00:09:24,131 --> 00:09:25,933
Look at Teddy's poster.

282
00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:28,869
Tomorrow is tomorrow
goes tomorrow...

283
00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,270
Uh, that's not what it says.

284
00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:32,606
Today is tomorrow.
It's not working.

285
00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,708
And breathe...
I don't like it.

286
00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:37,110
That was the most exhausting
play date of my life.

287
00:09:37,144 --> 00:09:38,779
But we made progress.

288
00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:40,781
We burned some calories
on the trampoline.

289
00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:43,784
And I think the family next door
really started to warm up to us.

290
00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:45,252
Yeah, I watched half
of Jurassic Park

291
00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:47,054
through their window.
Every other second.

292
00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:50,724
Well, I guess I got to keep this
going till we crack the case.

293
00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:52,492
* Play dates, play dates

294
00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:55,328
* Having lots of play dates

295
00:09:55,362 --> 00:09:57,998
* I'm gonna play with you
till we die *

296
00:09:58,031 --> 00:10:00,233
* Play dates, play dates

297
00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,302
* Super fun play dates

298
00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:05,072
* Gonna play together
until we die. *

299
00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:07,007
*

300
00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:10,143
Someone obviously hated
those dolls. But who?

301
00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:11,779
Let's talk about Old Yeller.

302
00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:13,313
Forget Old Yeller.

303
00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:14,948
But it was such a great yarn.

304
00:10:14,982 --> 00:10:17,250
Didn't you think
it was a good yarn?

305
00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:18,518
Wait, yar, yarn.

306
00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:19,519
There's something
about the yarn.

307
00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:20,620
Maybe.

308
00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:22,122
Millie,
why do you turn everything

309
00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:23,190
into a freaking...

310
00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:24,792
Wait, I know yarn people.

311
00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:27,194
Tina, Gene,
we need to go somewhere.

312
00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:29,529
Okay. The neighbors shut
their blinds anyway.

313
00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:31,131
Rude.

314
00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,668
Shoplifters.
Harold, wake up.

315
00:10:34,702 --> 00:10:36,203
What? Oh.

316
00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:39,472
Boost your airplane glue
someplace else, you hoods.

317
00:10:39,506 --> 00:10:41,875
And then take it on
back to Boys Town.

318
00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:43,343
We're not shoplifters.
Wait, what's Boys Town?

319
00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:44,611
It sounds interesting.

320
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,880
Listen, someone cut up
this doll.

321
00:10:46,914 --> 00:10:48,481
Do you see anything unusual?

322
00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:51,985
Hmm. This yarn isn't
cut, it's unraveled.

323
00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:53,687
It's what?
Unraveled!
Ah!

324
00:10:53,721 --> 00:10:54,822
Why not just cut it?

325
00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:56,389
Why were they so careful?

326
00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:58,625
Here's a question.
Why are you still here?

327
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:01,028
Buy some pipe cleaners
or get the hell out!

328
00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:02,830
Okay. Geez.

329
00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:05,532
We're so close to solving this.

330
00:11:05,565 --> 00:11:08,568
Millie's an odd bird, but she
does have a head for this stuff.

331
00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:10,838
What's that?
Oh, it's just a Millie and me

332
00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:12,572
friendship collage
I'm working on.

333
00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:14,241
(scoffs)
Got to play the game, right?

334
00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:15,843
That's a lot
of glitter glue.

335
00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:18,145
Maybe less is more?
Learn to edit yourself?

336
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,748
Seems like Millie's kind of
becoming a real friend, Louise.

337
00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:23,016
She's not a friend, Tina;
we've had some fun.

338
00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:25,185
I mean, not "fun," but,
you know... Shut up.

339
00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:27,187
I get it. It's like that
thing I've got with Mom.

340
00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:28,388
Why put a label on it?

341
00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:30,023
Oh, Mr. Frond.

342
00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:33,260
I want to update you on
Operation Waterpark's Back On.

343
00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:35,162
Um, okay.
Mr. Frond!

344
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,830
I'm turning myself in.

345
00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:38,198
Zeke, you don't have to do this.

346
00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:40,200
You need that field trip,
Jimmy Junior.

347
00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:41,401
Zeke, you did it?

348
00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:43,036
Yep. Typical me.

349
00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:45,038
I hate those, uh, what
do they call it again?

350
00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:46,173
I hate it, though.
Dolls?

351
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,707
Yeah, dolls.
Yeah.

352
00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:50,043
So everyone gets to go to
the water park, I guess.

353
00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:51,511
You get to go, Jay-Ju!

354
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:52,712
You get to go.

355
00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:54,047
Okay, I'm... I-I, I...

356
00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:55,849
Oh, God, I need help!

357
00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:57,751
Little help!
Somebody help him!

358
00:11:57,785 --> 00:11:59,352
Come on.
He needs help.

359
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,221
So, uh... huh.

360
00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:03,290
That's... case closed?

361
00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:04,792
LINDA:
Hi, Teddy.

362
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:07,227
Hi, Janine. Just seeing
how the poster's doing.

363
00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:09,629
How it's doing?
It's dying. Dead.

364
00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:12,599
People seem a little
unfamiliar with the concept.

365
00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:14,534
So what does it do?

366
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:15,635
You-you read it.

367
00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:16,870
And it changes your life.

368
00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:18,538
And where would I put it?

369
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:21,074
On a wall?
I don't really do walls.

370
00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:23,777
I live in a converted gazebo
with my improv group,

371
00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:25,545
so it's like...
That's enough out of you.

372
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,280
I don't know
what the problem is.

373
00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:29,883
The poster's got everything,
at least, graphically.

374
00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:31,451
"At least graphically"?

375
00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,453
Maybe the phrase isn't as good
as I thought it was.

376
00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:35,722
Or maybe your sunrise
is really a sunset,

377
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,058
and it's wrecking the
mood my words create.

378
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,426
I get them confused.

379
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:41,094
I already explained that.
Um...

380
00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:42,162
I liked the chimp
with the banana phone.

381
00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:43,496
That was, like,
your only good one.

382
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:45,165
Why did I take
a chance on you?

383
00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:46,499
Why did I let you
take a chance on me?

384
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:47,734
Oh, my God, I love it.

385
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,769
Guys. You got a customer.

386
00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:51,071
She's going for her wallet.

387
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,006
Oh, thank God. Sorry
about a second ago.

388
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,474
Oh, me too. You're the best.
That was crazy.

389
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,309
No, you are.
And click.

390
00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:58,345
What are you doing?
I'm posting it.

391
00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:00,147
No, stop that.
You got to buy it.

392
00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:01,849
It has so many likes.
You're welcome.

393
00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:03,783
No, those are our ideas!

394
00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:05,685
Well, I need another poster.

395
00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:07,487
Oh, wait, I forgot my wallet.

396
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,957
So anyway, I guess I don't
need to come over anymore.

397
00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,358
Oh, come on, Louise.

398
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:12,926
You actually think Zeke did it?

399
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,427
Yes. I mean, okay,

400
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,196
he didn't seem to know
what he was confessing to,

401
00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:18,698
but that's a very small detail.

402
00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:20,667
I thought we were looking
for the truth.

403
00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:22,870
We were looking
for the water park, Millie.

404
00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:24,637
Have you been to Wetty, Set, Go?

405
00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:26,506
The slides are so fast
you'll get the kind of wedgie

406
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:29,209
that'll never come out and
you just have to live with it.

407
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:30,510
But we're almost there.

408
00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:32,379
And I think I know who did it.

409
00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:34,982
Well, if you know who did it,
just tell me.

410
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:37,985
You've been stretching things
out just to keep me near you.

411
00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:39,519
Ugh! You think
it's all about you, Louise,

412
00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:41,288
just because everything I do
is all about you.

413
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,790
Okay, we're done, Millie. Go
ahead and slam the phone down.

414
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,558
No, you slam
the phone down first.
No, you.

415
00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:47,027
No, you!
All right, we'll slam
the phone down together.

416
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:49,029
BOTH:
One, two, three...

417
00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:51,231
You didn't slam the phone...
You didn't slam the phone down!

418
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,233
Oh! You were gonna slam it down.
All right, well,
slam it down. Ready?

419
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:55,235
I feel like we should
leave the room,

420
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,170
but this is a
pretty cute fight.

421
00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:58,738
All right.
(Mr. Frond screams)

422
00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:00,173
(panting)

423
00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:02,375
After I left Zeke,
I went back to my office

424
00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:03,810
and found Miss Understood...

425
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,013
like this!
Ugh.

426
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:07,414
That means Zeke didn't do it.

427
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:08,815
He couldn't have done it.

428
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,750
The son of a bitch
is still out there.

429
00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:12,719
The water park is off again.

430
00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:14,854
Okay, so it turns out
the case isn't solved.

431
00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:16,323
I will be over at the usual time

432
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,424
and we'll crack this thing.

433
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:18,491
Hello?

434
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:21,161
Millie? Millie?

435
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,762
Millie?
Millie?

436
00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:25,632
Give it 12 more Millie's
and call it a day.

437
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,603
All right, Millie
was a tad upset,

438
00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:31,871
but I can smooth this over.

439
00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:33,873
Oh, Louise. Wow.

440
00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:35,842
Um, I can't believe
I'm saying this,

441
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,710
but Millie doesn't want
to see you.

442
00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:38,878
Awkward.
(chuckles)

443
00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:41,081
But come on, I'm Louise.

444
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:42,415
I'm the one from the pictures.

445
00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:43,783
I'm just gonna slip in.

446
00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:45,752
Shutting the door now,
in your face.

447
00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:47,554
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Oh.

448
00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:49,056
TEDDY:
Well, we're dissolving

449
00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:50,958
the poster business.
Janine wants out.

450
00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:53,193
Aw, Teddy, I'm so sorry.

451
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,928
Yeah, well, the pet shop
down the street

452
00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:57,530
offered to buy the rest of
the posters at a deep discount.

453
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:58,966
They're gonna shred them
for hamster cage bedding.

454
00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:00,433
The guy was really impressed

455
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:01,768
with how much hamster
urine they could absorb.

456
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:03,236
I can see that.

457
00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:04,637
I'll give you back
our posters if you want,

458
00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:05,805
so you can shred them.

459
00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:07,540
Bob, no.
But I mean,

460
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,809
if the hamsters just
need even one...

461
00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:11,578
No, no, no,
those hamsters are fine.

462
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:12,980
Believe me,
I've been down there.

463
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:15,415
They've got it pretty good.
Right. Yep.

464
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:17,250
I have to get to Millie somehow.

465
00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:19,152
She says she knows who did it.
I have an idea, Louise,

466
00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:21,388
and I think you'll
jump for it.

467
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:22,822
Because it's jumping.

468
00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:24,257
Which I could have
said first.

469
00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:27,760
Millie, Millie!

470
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:30,163
Look, I'm sorry. I
do want the truth.

471
00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:31,831
And, uh, here's
the weird thing:

472
00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:34,501
I was having fun
with you. (grunts)

473
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:36,336
There, I said it!
It's true, Millie.

474
00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:38,505
Louise really worked hard
on that friendship collage.

475
00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,307
Hi, this is Tina.

476
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:43,476
I still think she went kind of
nuts with the glitter glue.

477
00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:46,579
Solid work, but I just question
her taste level sometimes.

478
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,681
Please, we're running
out of time.

479
00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:51,018
Wetty, Set, Go never
stays open that long!

480
00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:52,952
Typhus can happen
just like that!

481
00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:55,455
All right.
Mom, let Louise in!

482
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,190
Yes! I'm gonna come
through the window.

483
00:15:57,224 --> 00:15:59,226
Oh, never mind.
Bad idea, bad idea.

484
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,462
Bob, you got to pick it up,
we're getting clobbered.

485
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:04,164
Why are we so slammed?

486
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:06,666
Jimmy Pesto closed to watch them
blow up that beached whale

487
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:08,668
in Bog Harbor and we're getting
all his business.

488
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:10,303
(chanting): And grill and grill,
and grill, and grill...

489
00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:12,039
I'm doing the best I can, Lin.

490
00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:13,840
Uh, that's what
I'm afraid of. Ha!

491
00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:15,808
Work snap.
Said with love.

492
00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:17,444
But come on, seriously,
faster, faster.

493
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:18,711
(groans)

494
00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:27,220
FALSETTO VOICES:
Today is tomorrow's yesterday.

495
00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:30,390
I get it now.
LINDA:
What?

496
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:31,558
Lin?
What?

497
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:32,892
I think we're gonna be okay.

498
00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:34,294
Okay, keep moving.

499
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,528
All I wanted was
a friend, Louise.

500
00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:37,064
I'm a simple person.

501
00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:40,333
(laughing): Sorry,
you're just really not, Millie.

502
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:42,902
Okay, fine, but I'm good
at seeing stuff you don't.

503
00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:45,072
Like clues about who killed
Mr. Frond's dolls,

504
00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:47,674
or why you and I
should be best friends forever.

505
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,742
I know. I get it. But right now,

506
00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:51,911
can you just please tell me
who did it?

507
00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:53,680
Let's talk about
Old Yeller again.

508
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,082
No, I hate that book.

509
00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:56,483
Remind me what
happens at the end?

510
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:57,917
You know what happened.

511
00:16:57,950 --> 00:16:59,886
Because of the rabies,
the boy had to shoot Yeller,

512
00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:01,388
his own dog.

513
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:03,090
I guess he really didn't like
that dog.

514
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:04,991
What? No.
He loved him.

515
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,426
Yeller was his dog.

516
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,061
That's why he had to be
the one to do it.

517
00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:09,929
He loved him so much,
he had to be

518
00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,864
the one to...
(gasps)

519
00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:12,799
Mm-hmm.

520
00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:15,935
It was you!
What was me?

521
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:18,338
It was someone who knew
your schedule. That's you.

522
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,939
Someone who knew where
the dolls were kept.

523
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:21,374
That's you, again.

524
00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:22,875
I loved those dolls.

525
00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:24,411
They were my dolls!

526
00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:26,413
Which is why you couldn't bear
to cut them,

527
00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:28,281
so you unraveled them.

528
00:17:28,315 --> 00:17:29,582
It was done out of love.

529
00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:30,783
Just like Old Yeller.

530
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:32,252
Old Yellow!

531
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:35,255
(laughs) That is so
That is so farfetched.

532
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:36,923
That's just so....

533
00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:38,125
(groans)
(grunting)

534
00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:39,292
Come back!

535
00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:40,560
You didn't finish your sentence.

536
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,829
"That's just so" what? Oh.

537
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,866
(panting)

538
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,302
He's headed
for the teachers' lounge!

539
00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:51,104
You're not faculty.
You can't come in here.

540
00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:52,205
Damn!

541
00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:53,640
Hi, Mr. Branca.

542
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:54,941
Do you have a key
to the teachers' lounge?

543
00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:56,709
No, it cleans itself.

544
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,245
(laughs)

545
00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:00,313
Here you go, everybody in.

546
00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:02,949
Okay, so the word "lounge"
is kind of an exaggeration.

547
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:04,951
It's more of a waiting
room for farts.

548
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:06,953
We know you did it,
Mr. Frond.

549
00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:09,256
What I don't understand is why.

550
00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:10,623
It's his fault.

551
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:11,824
Hush, you worm.

552
00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:13,726
LaBonz, palm strike
his windpipe, now.

553
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,295
I can't believe
I'm saying this,

554
00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:17,497
but I think it's too
late for violence.

555
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:20,233
He swore you kids
would never read 500 books.

556
00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:21,401
Of course I did.

557
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:22,935
Look at them!
And then when you did,

558
00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:24,604
we had to stop the
water park from happening.

559
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:26,072
Why?

560
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,675
Because we already spent
the water park money.

561
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,510
On what?
Coffee pods.

562
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:34,147
The machine was cheap, but the
pods are incredibly expensive.

563
00:18:34,181 --> 00:18:35,848
You monsters!

564
00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:37,150
When the pods blew the budget,

565
00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:38,851
we tapped the water park money.

566
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:40,287
You could have
drunk less coffee.

567
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,921
No, we couldn't have, Tina!

568
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,790
And then we had a problem.

569
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:45,024
They're getting close
to 500 books.

570
00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:46,593
Why did we pick that number?

571
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,362
I didn't even know
there were 500 books.

572
00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:52,465
We are in so much crap
if that happens.

573
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,601
I'm gonna have a
coconut macchiato

574
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,769
and put on my thinking cap.

575
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:59,306
This isn't coconut!

576
00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:01,140
This is hazelnut!

577
00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:02,642
So it's settled.

578
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,677
You sure we can't just do
some graffiti?

579
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:05,978
Draw a penis on something?

580
00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:08,515
No, it's got to be extreme.

581
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,950
We cut up your dolls
and blame a kid.

582
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,885
I'll sharpen the paper cutter.

583
00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:15,955
No. If it has to be done,
I'll do it.

584
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:18,558
They took hours
to unravel and arrange.

585
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:19,992
But I owed it to them.

586
00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:22,128
Well, now that I
understand everything,

587
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,464
I'll just pop down to Principal
Spoors' office and let him...

588
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:25,998
Leave Spoors out of this.
(stuttering)

589
00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:27,200
Palm strike!
Of course,

590
00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:28,635
if we get to go
to the water park,

591
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,003
we may forget about everything.

592
00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:32,472
I'm already
starting to forget.

593
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:33,640
What are we talking about?

594
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:36,075
I don't even know
where I am.

595
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:38,711
Okay, we'll pay
for the water park, somehow.

596
00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:40,847
Faculty car wash?
I have a sponge.

597
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,048
Brag.

598
00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:44,183
Bob, you've been so productive.

599
00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:46,653
Did you organize the dirty
rags under the counter?

600
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:47,854
Yeah, by smell.

601
00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:49,088
Fancy pants.

602
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:50,690
And then I did an inventory
in the walk-in,

603
00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:52,058
and trimmed
all my weird eyebrow hairs.

604
00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:53,660
Wow.

605
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:56,229
I think it was Teddy's poster;
i-it kicked in.

606
00:19:56,263 --> 00:19:58,164
You soaked up its wisdom,
just like they're gonna soak up

607
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,432
that hamster pee.

608
00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:01,067
Oh, my God.
I hope it's not too late.

609
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:03,169
Me too. What are
we talking about?

610
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,905
Oh, yeah,
these are gonna shred up nice.

611
00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:07,607
Thanks.
BOB:
Teddy, Janine, wait.

612
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,709
I was inspired,
by your poster.

613
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:11,911
I mean, not a lot,
but somewhat.

614
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:14,281
And I had a very
productive day yesterday.

615
00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:16,383
It's true.
It was like Cocoon.

616
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:18,885
I'm just saying, maybe you
shouldn't give up so quickly.

617
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:21,020
I don't know, Bob. It's
been really discouraging.

618
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,355
But Janine,

619
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:23,756
what would the poster
tell us to do?

620
00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:24,891
Um...

621
00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,058
What would it say, Janine?

622
00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:27,126
"Hang in there"?

623
00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:28,295
No, that's another poster.

624
00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:29,296
"Keep on truckin'"?

625
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:30,697
Another poster, but...

626
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,765
It would say
"Try again," maybe?

627
00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:33,700
There she is.

628
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,101
You up for this, partner?

629
00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:37,103
Still not romantic partners,
I assume?

630
00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:38,738
No.
I'm in anyway. People change.

631
00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:40,873
Hey, I've got an idea
for a poster.

632
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,809
It's a hamster on a wheel
and it says,

633
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:44,411
"I'm wheely excited."

634
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:45,812
I love it.
Get out.

635
00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:48,915
LOUISE:
Well, we made it.

636
00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:51,918
We're Wetty, we're Setty
and we are about to Go.

637
00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:54,421
Here's hoping none of us
swallow Band-Aids today.

638
00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:56,122
Jimmy Junior, wait up.
Zeke,

639
00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:57,657
what's the diarrhea sitch
in the wave pool?

640
00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,225
It ain't exactly Evian,

641
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,728
but it's not wavy gravy, either.
Good enough.

642
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:04,163
Well, Millie, that's a nice
swimsuit we're wearing.

643
00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:05,231
We look good.

644
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,899
Thank you, Louise. As do we.

645
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:09,336
You want to go watch the wedgies
down at the big slide?

646
00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:11,070
And after that we could just
move in together.

647
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,071
Easy, easy.

648
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,340
Okay, a hundred
sleepovers.

649
00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:14,741
I'll squeeze you in
for a lunch.

650
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,909
I get to chew your food.
Millie.

651
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:20,146
* Play dates, play dates,
having lots of play dates *

652
00:21:20,179 --> 00:21:23,783
* I'm gonna play with you
till we die *

653
00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:25,685
* Play dates, play dates

654
00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:27,454
* Super fun play dates

655
00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:31,123
* Gonna play together
until we die *

656
00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:34,627
*

657
00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:36,596
* Play dates, play dates

658
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,197
* Having lots of play dates

659
00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:41,634
* Gonna play with you
till we die *

660
00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:43,703
* Play dates, play dates

661
00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:45,271
* Super fun play dates

662
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,906
* Gonna play together
until we die. *

663
00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:51,911
Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH

664
00:21:54,347 --> 00:21:56,449
Those were some tasty laughs
on Bob's Burgers.

665
00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:58,751
Now here are a few more shows
to check out from Fox.

666
00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:04,524
* Hey-ay-ay *

667
00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:07,394
* Hey-ay-ay *

668
00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:09,462
WOMAN:
This is our story.

669
00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:11,731
* Can't stop me now *

670
00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:13,833
* Can't stop me now *

671
00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:15,868
* I'm just doing what I do *

672
00:22:15,902 --> 00:22:17,370
* Won't stop doing what I do *

673
00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:18,905
* Can't stop me now *

674
00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:21,908
-* Can't stop me now *
-* Can't stop me now *

675
00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:24,210
-* Cannot beat me *
-* Can't stop me now *

676
00:22:24,243 --> 00:22:25,845
* I'm just doin' what I do *

677
00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:28,114
* Won't stop doin' what I do *