1 00:00:02,414 --> 00:00:04,416 ♪ 2 00:00:21,766 --> 00:00:23,002 All bow to Gene-eesi, 3 00:00:23,035 --> 00:00:24,970 Toilet King of the House Belcher. 4 00:00:25,004 --> 00:00:26,972 First of his name, Pincher of Loafs. 5 00:00:27,006 --> 00:00:29,041 -Gene, please get off. -Oh, boo. 6 00:00:29,074 --> 00:00:30,876 Wow, this is a lot of toilet paper. 7 00:00:30,910 --> 00:00:33,578 -Did we maybe get too much? -No matter how much we order, 8 00:00:33,612 --> 00:00:35,847 -we always seem to run out. -Yeah, it's almost like people 9 00:00:35,881 --> 00:00:37,816 are just flushing this stuff down the toilet. 10 00:00:37,849 --> 00:00:39,584 Teddy, how's it going with the dishwasher? 11 00:00:39,618 --> 00:00:41,586 -Not great, Bob! -He's fine. 12 00:00:41,620 --> 00:00:43,488 Well, you guys are gonna have to finish unpacking this 13 00:00:43,522 --> 00:00:45,724 without me, 'cause I got to get to my PTA meeting. 14 00:00:45,757 --> 00:00:48,060 Got some great ideas. I think Joanne is gonna love 'em! 15 00:00:48,093 --> 00:00:50,062 -Who's Joanne? -The PTA president. 16 00:00:50,095 --> 00:00:52,097 And the person I want to be when I grow up. 17 00:00:52,131 --> 00:00:54,666 I thought you wanted to be Janet Jackson when you grow up. 18 00:00:54,699 --> 00:00:55,935 We both do. 19 00:00:55,968 --> 00:00:57,402 Last month, one of the other parents 20 00:00:57,436 --> 00:00:59,238 came up with an after-school tutoring program. 21 00:00:59,271 --> 00:01:01,106 She called it "Real Punks Don't Flunk." 22 00:01:01,140 --> 00:01:03,275 Joanne took her out to breakfast to talk it over, 23 00:01:03,308 --> 00:01:05,777 and the next thing you know, all the punks are getting As. 24 00:01:05,810 --> 00:01:08,280 Ugh. If I could just go to one breakfast with Joanne. 25 00:01:08,313 --> 00:01:09,781 Can you imagine? 26 00:01:09,814 --> 00:01:11,883 Let me try. Oh, yeah, that's nice. 27 00:01:11,917 --> 00:01:14,186 Eh, too bad it's all about to go down the tubes 28 00:01:14,219 --> 00:01:16,721 'cause of Colleen Caviello. 29 00:01:16,755 --> 00:01:18,958 She's running for treasurer because Ray Mendoza 30 00:01:18,991 --> 00:01:21,093 bought a houseboat, and he's gonna boat-school his kids. 31 00:01:21,126 --> 00:01:23,462 Aw! I really don't want Colleen on the board. 32 00:01:23,495 --> 00:01:25,931 She's gonna take all the fun out of fun-raising. 33 00:01:25,965 --> 00:01:28,934 You know it's "fund-raising," right, Lin? Not "fun-raising." 34 00:01:28,968 --> 00:01:30,535 (forced chuckling): Yeah... 35 00:01:30,569 --> 00:01:32,904 everybody knows that. 36 00:01:32,938 --> 00:01:35,107 Anyway, I'll see you later, crocodiles. 37 00:01:35,140 --> 00:01:36,775 (Teddy grunting angrily) 38 00:01:36,808 --> 00:01:38,777 Don't use the dishwasher yet, Bob. 39 00:01:38,810 --> 00:01:39,878 Still fixing it. 40 00:01:39,911 --> 00:01:41,713 Counterpoint. You fixed it. 41 00:01:41,746 --> 00:01:42,914 I'm gonna run to the hardware store. 42 00:01:42,948 --> 00:01:44,549 Ugh. How long is it gonna take? 43 00:01:44,583 --> 00:01:46,285 We really need that dishwasher to be working. 44 00:01:46,318 --> 00:01:48,887 We wash dishes here? I've just been putting them outside. 45 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:50,289 -What? -It's right down the street. 46 00:01:50,322 --> 00:01:52,457 Kim & Son's Hardware? Family business? 47 00:01:52,491 --> 00:01:54,259 They give me the "contractor's discount." 48 00:01:54,293 --> 00:01:56,561 Huh. I usually just go to Fix-It Depot. 49 00:01:56,595 --> 00:01:57,896 Fix-It Depot? That's fine-- 50 00:01:57,929 --> 00:01:59,564 if you want to crush the little guy. 51 00:01:59,598 --> 00:02:01,266 I am not crushing anyone, Teddy. 52 00:02:01,300 --> 00:02:02,968 They just have everything there. 53 00:02:03,002 --> 00:02:06,005 Like vices you can use to crush the heart of a family business? 54 00:02:06,038 --> 00:02:08,173 Teddy, you know we're a family business. 55 00:02:08,207 --> 00:02:10,809 Are you? Then why don't you act like a family business 56 00:02:10,842 --> 00:02:12,911 -for once in your life! -Yeah! 57 00:02:12,944 --> 00:02:14,279 Hey, why don't you come with me? 58 00:02:14,313 --> 00:02:15,814 We'll be back in, like, ten minutes. 59 00:02:15,847 --> 00:02:17,082 Kids, you want to take a little break 60 00:02:17,116 --> 00:02:18,683 and go to the hardware store with Teddy? 61 00:02:18,717 --> 00:02:20,452 He seems like he's... doing well. 62 00:02:20,485 --> 00:02:22,454 Sure. Kids love hardware stores. 63 00:02:22,487 --> 00:02:24,356 Can we go to the laundromat, too? 64 00:02:24,389 --> 00:02:25,790 Yay. Errands. 65 00:02:25,824 --> 00:02:26,958 ♪ 66 00:02:26,992 --> 00:02:28,193 All in favor? 67 00:02:28,227 --> 00:02:29,828 All opposed? 68 00:02:29,861 --> 00:02:31,330 Looks like cookies beat out brownies 69 00:02:31,363 --> 00:02:32,931 as the snack at our next meeting! 70 00:02:32,964 --> 00:02:34,766 Congrats, Beth. We know how passionate 71 00:02:34,799 --> 00:02:36,368 you are about those cookies. 72 00:02:36,401 --> 00:02:37,802 Look at Joanne go. 73 00:02:37,836 --> 00:02:39,804 I know. She's amazing. 74 00:02:39,838 --> 00:02:41,840 Okay. As you all read in my e-mail, 75 00:02:41,873 --> 00:02:44,043 we have a fund-raiser coming up 76 00:02:44,076 --> 00:02:47,279 for seventh grade science kits! 77 00:02:47,312 --> 00:02:48,480 Spirit fingers! 78 00:02:48,513 --> 00:02:50,049 Aw. I love spirit fingers. 79 00:02:50,082 --> 00:02:53,852 It's like typing a quiet message that says, "Yay!" 80 00:02:53,885 --> 00:02:55,454 Now, we don't have a theme yet, 81 00:02:55,487 --> 00:02:57,889 so I hope you all came with some fun ideas. 82 00:02:57,922 --> 00:02:59,058 Oh! Ooh! Ooh! 83 00:02:59,091 --> 00:03:00,959 Linda. Yeah, let's hear it, girl. 84 00:03:00,992 --> 00:03:04,796 Um, my idea for the theme is "Surfin' PTA." 85 00:03:04,829 --> 00:03:06,898 -Ooh! -Get a surf deejay. 86 00:03:06,931 --> 00:03:08,567 Someone could dress up like a shark 87 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:10,969 -and serve Shark-donnay. -Stop it. 88 00:03:11,002 --> 00:03:12,704 And we could even cover the floor with sand. 89 00:03:12,737 --> 00:03:14,005 You know, 'cause sand's at the beach. 90 00:03:14,039 --> 00:03:15,874 -JOANNE: Yeah! -Can I say something? 91 00:03:15,907 --> 00:03:17,542 (with clenched teeth): I wasn't finished, Colleen. 92 00:03:17,576 --> 00:03:19,844 Uh, anyway, spirit fingers. Okay, I'm done. 93 00:03:19,878 --> 00:03:22,814 For those of you who don't know me, hi, I'm Colleen Caviello. 94 00:03:22,847 --> 00:03:25,550 I'm running for PTA treasurer. And I just want to say, 95 00:03:25,584 --> 00:03:28,053 I don't think that Linda has thought through how expensive 96 00:03:28,087 --> 00:03:30,055 -her idea would be. -Huh! 97 00:03:30,089 --> 00:03:33,058 All that stuff she wants would put us at-- $45 a head, 98 00:03:33,092 --> 00:03:35,994 -200 people-- that's... -A hundred fifty... 99 00:03:36,027 --> 00:03:37,896 -$9,000. -$9,000. 100 00:03:37,929 --> 00:03:40,265 So maybe let's keep brainstorming, I don't know. 101 00:03:40,299 --> 00:03:43,335 Hey, you know what, I got a spirit finger for you, Colleen. 102 00:03:43,368 --> 00:03:45,704 Okay, that's not how we use spirit fingers. 103 00:03:45,737 --> 00:03:48,907 Let's circle back to the fund-raiser in our next meeting. 104 00:03:48,940 --> 00:03:51,443 Moving along on the agenda, let's talk about... 105 00:03:51,476 --> 00:03:54,113 replacing the dead shrubbery in front of the school. 106 00:03:54,146 --> 00:03:56,648 Or maybe just painting it green. 107 00:03:57,882 --> 00:03:59,951 Ooh. There's Danny. 108 00:03:59,984 --> 00:04:01,186 He's the owner's son. (chuckles) 109 00:04:01,220 --> 00:04:02,854 -Hi, Danny! -Hey, Todd. 110 00:04:02,887 --> 00:04:05,090 That's Danny. He calls me Todd sometimes. 111 00:04:05,124 --> 00:04:06,591 Dad, can we go explore, 112 00:04:06,625 --> 00:04:08,927 away from this slightly sad conversation? 113 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:11,096 -Fine. -It's hammer time! 114 00:04:11,130 --> 00:04:13,098 Hey, Mr. Kim! This is my friend Bob. 115 00:04:13,132 --> 00:04:15,367 -Bob, Mr. Kim. -Uh, hello. Hi. 116 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:17,802 Bob's never been to a hardware store before. 117 00:04:17,836 --> 00:04:19,804 -First time. -I-I actually, I have been... 118 00:04:19,838 --> 00:04:21,873 -I have... -(Teddy laughs) 119 00:04:21,906 --> 00:04:23,642 He doesn't know what any of this stuff is. 120 00:04:23,675 --> 00:04:25,043 I-I know what it all is, Teddy. 121 00:04:25,076 --> 00:04:26,945 Anyway, we're looking for an inlet valve 122 00:04:26,978 --> 00:04:29,448 -for a dishwasher. -That's, uh, aisle one. 123 00:04:29,481 --> 00:04:31,816 Great. I'll go get it. 124 00:04:31,850 --> 00:04:33,952 It's a nice place you have here. 125 00:04:33,985 --> 00:04:36,321 All the aisles. 126 00:04:36,355 --> 00:04:39,491 Uh, what happened? Did your, uh, did your bird fly away? 127 00:04:39,524 --> 00:04:40,792 (chuckles awkwardly) 128 00:04:40,825 --> 00:04:43,128 (groans) 129 00:04:44,163 --> 00:04:45,630 -Oh, no. -Hey. 130 00:04:45,664 --> 00:04:47,232 He looked upset. What'd you say? 131 00:04:47,266 --> 00:04:49,568 Teddy, please don't tell me his bird just flew away. 132 00:04:49,601 --> 00:04:51,570 -His bird just flew away. -Are you serious? 133 00:04:51,603 --> 00:04:53,972 I just made a joke about his bird flying away. 134 00:04:54,005 --> 00:04:56,808 That's not a good joke, Bob. Mr. Kim loved that parrot. 135 00:04:56,841 --> 00:04:58,610 Oh, my God, I feel horrible. 136 00:04:58,643 --> 00:05:01,946 Dad, can we get this? It makes underwater fart sounds. 137 00:05:01,980 --> 00:05:03,482 -Gene. -(imitates underwater farting) 138 00:05:03,515 --> 00:05:04,949 See? 139 00:05:04,983 --> 00:05:07,018 -You okay, Dad? -Uh, I think I just broke 140 00:05:07,051 --> 00:05:08,820 an old man's heart. 141 00:05:08,853 --> 00:05:11,690 -Is the old man you? -No. Another old man, Tina. 142 00:05:11,723 --> 00:05:13,124 Way to go, Bob! 143 00:05:13,158 --> 00:05:15,260 (sighs) Well, let's just go home, I guess. 144 00:05:15,294 --> 00:05:16,995 Wait. What about the pipe? 145 00:05:17,028 --> 00:05:19,498 You can get it, but this counts for everyone's birthday. 146 00:05:19,531 --> 00:05:20,599 -Yes! -That's fair. 147 00:05:20,632 --> 00:05:22,033 We own this now! 148 00:05:23,335 --> 00:05:25,870 (Linda muttering angrily) 149 00:05:27,872 --> 00:05:29,708 Hi, Lin. Uh, is everything okay? 150 00:05:29,741 --> 00:05:31,310 Oh, everything's fine. 151 00:05:31,343 --> 00:05:33,512 Colleen Caviello was as Colleen as ever. 152 00:05:33,545 --> 00:05:36,014 In fact, they should call her Colleen Cavi-hell-no. 153 00:05:36,047 --> 00:05:38,116 -(phone rings) -Pretty cool name, to be honest. 154 00:05:38,149 --> 00:05:39,651 Bob's Burgers. We're a restaurant. 155 00:05:39,684 --> 00:05:40,985 -Tina. -Yeah, she's here. 156 00:05:41,019 --> 00:05:42,854 -Mom, it's for you. It's Joanne. -Really? 157 00:05:42,887 --> 00:05:44,789 Bob, how do I look? Do I look okay? 158 00:05:44,823 --> 00:05:47,292 -You look, uh, great. -Shush, shush, shush. I'm on the phone. 159 00:05:47,326 --> 00:05:48,860 Hel... Hello? 160 00:05:48,893 --> 00:05:50,462 Hi, Linda. I hope I'm not catching you 161 00:05:50,495 --> 00:05:51,863 at a bad time. 162 00:05:51,896 --> 00:05:54,733 No, I-I was just, uh, organizing... 163 00:05:54,766 --> 00:05:57,236 uh, my, uh, stool... samples. 164 00:05:57,269 --> 00:05:59,571 -Hmm. -Uh, and... I'm done. 165 00:05:59,604 --> 00:06:01,473 Well, I was calling to let you know that 166 00:06:01,506 --> 00:06:04,743 -I loved all your fun ideas today. -You did? 167 00:06:04,776 --> 00:06:07,078 Why don't you and I have breakfast tomorrow and talk? 168 00:06:07,111 --> 00:06:08,713 (gasps) Breakfast? 169 00:06:08,747 --> 00:06:10,982 Uh, yeah, I'm free. Free as a tree! 170 00:06:11,015 --> 00:06:13,818 Great! Let's say 10:00 a.m. at the Muffin Top? 171 00:06:13,852 --> 00:06:15,554 Yeah, I'll see you then. 172 00:06:15,587 --> 00:06:17,789 PTA, get ready for Me-T-A! 173 00:06:22,794 --> 00:06:24,529 Thanks for having breakfast with me, Linda. 174 00:06:24,563 --> 00:06:26,898 Of course! Ah, I've been wanting to get more involved. 175 00:06:26,931 --> 00:06:30,168 -Oh, and I love your PTA pendant! -Oh, thank you. 176 00:06:30,201 --> 00:06:31,936 You can't spell "pendant" without PTA! 177 00:06:31,970 --> 00:06:33,071 -(laughs) -Right? 178 00:06:33,104 --> 00:06:34,573 You're so fun, Linda. 179 00:06:34,606 --> 00:06:35,907 I was telling Bear about you. 180 00:06:35,940 --> 00:06:37,208 Who's Bear? 181 00:06:37,242 --> 00:06:38,743 Oh, that's my husband, Barry. 182 00:06:38,777 --> 00:06:40,745 I call him Bear, and he calls me Jo-Jo. 183 00:06:40,779 --> 00:06:42,947 Aw. I call my husband Bob-itty Bob-itty Bob-itty. 184 00:06:42,981 --> 00:06:44,949 In my head. Whenever he walks by. 185 00:06:44,983 --> 00:06:47,886 Anyway, I was telling him that we need to find better ways 186 00:06:47,919 --> 00:06:49,120 to use you in the PTA. 187 00:06:49,153 --> 00:06:51,122 Have you ever considered joining the board? 188 00:06:51,155 --> 00:06:53,558 I mean, I'd love to, but with Colleen running 189 00:06:53,592 --> 00:06:56,728 to be the new treasurer, I'd rather just sit this one out. 190 00:06:56,761 --> 00:06:57,929 (groans) Colleen. 191 00:06:57,962 --> 00:06:59,898 I mean, she is the only person running, 192 00:06:59,931 --> 00:07:02,133 and yeah, she has an accounting background, 193 00:07:02,166 --> 00:07:03,768 but that's not everything. 194 00:07:03,802 --> 00:07:05,770 I think someone like you would be a better fit. 195 00:07:05,804 --> 00:07:07,439 Me? No... 196 00:07:07,472 --> 00:07:09,374 Yeah! Who needs numbers? 197 00:07:09,408 --> 00:07:11,242 You're the expert in fun-bers. 198 00:07:11,276 --> 00:07:14,446 Well, I feel flattered, plus happy divided by gassy. 199 00:07:14,479 --> 00:07:16,415 Ah, why'd I get the bran muffin? 200 00:07:16,448 --> 00:07:18,817 But me? Treasurer? I dunno. 201 00:07:18,850 --> 00:07:20,919 -Here, let me get this. -Oh, no, no, Linda. 202 00:07:20,952 --> 00:07:24,656 This is paid for by the official PTA credit card. 203 00:07:24,689 --> 00:07:25,957 Oh, wow. 204 00:07:25,990 --> 00:07:27,892 Thank you, Joanne. 205 00:07:27,926 --> 00:07:29,828 You know, for the rest of the day, I'm going around 206 00:07:29,861 --> 00:07:32,431 to local businesses collecting items for the auction. 207 00:07:32,464 --> 00:07:33,832 You're welcome to join me. 208 00:07:33,865 --> 00:07:35,800 I'm in. Ah, let me call my husband 209 00:07:35,834 --> 00:07:37,802 and let him know he's gotta flip his own meat today. 210 00:07:38,870 --> 00:07:40,138 Okay, I get it. 211 00:07:40,171 --> 00:07:41,473 You like Joanne more than us. 212 00:07:41,506 --> 00:07:43,342 It's fine. Uh, bye. 213 00:07:43,375 --> 00:07:45,276 -Ready, Gene? -Of course I'm ready. 214 00:07:45,310 --> 00:07:47,612 This is the most important moment of my life. 215 00:07:47,646 --> 00:07:49,348 Okay. Pouring the ketchup now. 216 00:07:49,381 --> 00:07:50,682 Ah... 217 00:07:50,715 --> 00:07:52,417 Give it about... an hour. 218 00:07:52,451 --> 00:07:53,985 -Hi, Teddy. -Hi, Bob. 219 00:07:54,018 --> 00:07:55,354 Just got back from the hardware store. 220 00:07:55,387 --> 00:07:56,988 Did you send Mr. Kim flowers? 221 00:07:57,021 --> 00:07:58,423 Yeah, I did. 222 00:07:58,457 --> 00:08:00,425 -Why would you do that? -Wait, w-what do you mean? 223 00:08:00,459 --> 00:08:02,461 You sent a bouquet of Birds of Paradise 224 00:08:02,494 --> 00:08:03,995 to a guy who just lost his bird? 225 00:08:04,028 --> 00:08:05,930 Is that some kind of sick prank? 226 00:08:05,964 --> 00:08:07,532 That's what they sent? I just told them 227 00:08:07,566 --> 00:08:08,933 to pick out the most expensive flowers 228 00:08:08,967 --> 00:08:10,301 from their cheap section. 229 00:08:10,335 --> 00:08:11,936 Guess what? 'Cause of your bird flowers 230 00:08:11,970 --> 00:08:13,938 I lost my contractor's discount. 231 00:08:13,972 --> 00:08:16,140 I just paid full price for this sandpaper. 232 00:08:16,174 --> 00:08:18,477 Thanks a lot, Bob. You owe me $1.20. 233 00:08:18,510 --> 00:08:19,978 What are you gonna do now, Dad? 234 00:08:20,011 --> 00:08:22,347 Uh... nothing. I'm gonna do nothing. 235 00:08:22,381 --> 00:08:24,483 So, what? That's it? We're just never going back 236 00:08:24,516 --> 00:08:26,351 to Kim and Son's Hardware ever again? 237 00:08:26,385 --> 00:08:28,019 There are aisles and aisles of pipes 238 00:08:28,052 --> 00:08:30,689 that we will never play with because of you. 239 00:08:30,722 --> 00:08:32,156 You can fix this, Dad. 240 00:08:32,190 --> 00:08:34,125 Do you wanna spend the rest of your life knowing 241 00:08:34,158 --> 00:08:36,728 that sweet old Mr. Kim thinks you're a monster? 242 00:08:36,761 --> 00:08:38,663 -Not really. -I didn't think you were 243 00:08:38,697 --> 00:08:40,965 a monster until I saw you eating yogurt that one time. 244 00:08:40,999 --> 00:08:43,668 It's time for "Operation: Make Mr. Kim Not Hate Bob." 245 00:08:43,702 --> 00:08:45,470 -Who's in? -I am. -Me, too. 246 00:08:45,504 --> 00:08:46,838 (sighs) All right, fine. 247 00:08:46,871 --> 00:08:48,407 -Yay! -Yes. -Nice. 248 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:50,409 But let's please, just not do anything 249 00:08:50,442 --> 00:08:51,876 to make him more upset. 250 00:08:51,910 --> 00:08:54,846 Dad, do we look like people who make bad decisions? 251 00:08:54,879 --> 00:08:58,417 The ketchup is arriving! (gulping) 252 00:08:58,450 --> 00:08:59,684 WINE SHOP MANAGER: Hey, Joanne. 253 00:08:59,718 --> 00:09:00,752 I have the basket 254 00:09:00,785 --> 00:09:01,986 for your fundraiser ready to go. 255 00:09:02,020 --> 00:09:03,988 Oh. Four bottles? 256 00:09:04,022 --> 00:09:05,824 Is that what we agreed on? 257 00:09:05,857 --> 00:09:07,358 Well, at first we said two, 258 00:09:07,392 --> 00:09:09,528 but then you talked me up to four, remember? 259 00:09:09,561 --> 00:09:11,530 (sighs) Here's the thing, I wouldn't ask 260 00:09:11,563 --> 00:09:13,532 for these bottles if this was about me. 261 00:09:13,565 --> 00:09:15,233 But this is about the children. 262 00:09:15,266 --> 00:09:17,101 This is about science. 263 00:09:17,135 --> 00:09:19,337 This is about those three special letters 264 00:09:19,370 --> 00:09:21,406 that make the world a better place. 265 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:24,208 -S-E-X? -No, Linda. PTA. 266 00:09:24,242 --> 00:09:26,077 -Oh, right. -So... 267 00:09:26,110 --> 00:09:27,512 Give what you can. 268 00:09:27,546 --> 00:09:29,514 Dammit, Joanne and other lady. 269 00:09:29,548 --> 00:09:30,949 I'll-I'll give you eight bottles. 270 00:09:30,982 --> 00:09:32,951 -Oh, great. -And I'll throw in this magnet 271 00:09:32,984 --> 00:09:35,520 that says "Wine Time." For the kids. 272 00:09:35,554 --> 00:09:36,888 ♪ Can we get some wine, have a hella fine time ♪ 273 00:09:36,921 --> 00:09:38,122 ♪ Can we get some more stuff? ♪ 274 00:09:38,156 --> 00:09:39,924 ♪ I can never get enough ♪ 275 00:09:39,958 --> 00:09:42,193 ♪ I'm with the PTA ♪ 276 00:09:42,226 --> 00:09:44,563 ♪ Let me show you the way ♪ 277 00:09:44,596 --> 00:09:45,930 ♪ You know you wanna ♪ 278 00:09:45,964 --> 00:09:48,533 ♪ You know you should ♪ 279 00:09:48,567 --> 00:09:50,301 ♪ You want to donate ♪ 280 00:09:50,334 --> 00:09:52,604 ♪ It feels so good ♪ 281 00:09:52,637 --> 00:09:54,939 -♪ I'm with the PTA ♪ -♪ Give it up, give it up ♪ 282 00:09:54,973 --> 00:09:56,908 ♪ So who's gonna pay? ♪ -♪ Give it up, give it up ♪ 283 00:09:56,941 --> 00:09:58,443 ♪ I'm with the PTA ♪ -♪ Give it up, give it up ♪ 284 00:09:58,477 --> 00:10:00,645 ♪ Everybody donate ♪ 285 00:10:00,679 --> 00:10:01,913 ♪ I'm with the PTA ♪ 286 00:10:01,946 --> 00:10:03,114 ♪ Give it up, give it up ♪ 287 00:10:03,147 --> 00:10:04,382 ♪ So who's gonna pay? ♪ 288 00:10:04,415 --> 00:10:05,617 ♪ Give it up, give it up ♪ 289 00:10:05,650 --> 00:10:06,885 ♪ I'm with the PTA. ♪ 290 00:10:06,918 --> 00:10:10,555 Okay, Dad, we finished the flyer to find Mr. Kim's bird. 291 00:10:10,589 --> 00:10:12,957 I-I-It's good. My only question is, 292 00:10:12,991 --> 00:10:14,993 why did you draw the bird with a top hat? 293 00:10:15,026 --> 00:10:16,961 Because he's a bird. 294 00:10:16,995 --> 00:10:19,764 And talk to me about the roller skates, and the fart cloud? 295 00:10:19,798 --> 00:10:21,299 It propels him forward. 296 00:10:21,332 --> 00:10:23,835 Okay, you've never made a flyer, have you, Dad? 297 00:10:23,868 --> 00:10:25,770 Huh. Let's take another crack at this. 298 00:10:25,804 --> 00:10:27,939 We need something less... like this. 299 00:10:27,972 --> 00:10:29,908 Bigger fart cloud. Got it. 300 00:10:29,941 --> 00:10:31,309 JOANNE: So... 301 00:10:31,342 --> 00:10:32,911 big night tonight. 302 00:10:32,944 --> 00:10:35,413 First, I'm happy to report that Linda and I scored 303 00:10:35,446 --> 00:10:37,315 a ton of auction items. 304 00:10:37,348 --> 00:10:39,784 -Spirit fingers. -All right. 305 00:10:39,818 --> 00:10:41,853 Now that we have all this fun stuff, 306 00:10:41,886 --> 00:10:43,822 let's decide what the darn theme is. 307 00:10:43,855 --> 00:10:46,324 We have three top contenders: 308 00:10:46,357 --> 00:10:47,659 -Surfin' PTA, -Mm. 309 00:10:47,692 --> 00:10:48,827 Under The Big Top, 310 00:10:48,860 --> 00:10:50,629 and Garfield versus Snoopy. 311 00:10:50,662 --> 00:10:52,296 I, for one, will be voting 312 00:10:52,330 --> 00:10:55,433 for Linda's amazing Surfin' PTA idea. 313 00:10:55,466 --> 00:10:58,937 All in favor of Surfin' PTA, raise your hands. 314 00:10:58,970 --> 00:11:01,940 Well, I guess there's no reason to hold a vote 315 00:11:01,973 --> 00:11:04,208 for the other two. We have a winner! 316 00:11:04,242 --> 00:11:06,377 (gasps) Let's go surfin', baby! 317 00:11:06,410 --> 00:11:09,313 Hold on. As future treasurer, I have to put my foot down. 318 00:11:09,347 --> 00:11:10,448 We can't afford this. 319 00:11:10,481 --> 00:11:11,783 Actually, that brings us 320 00:11:11,816 --> 00:11:14,285 to our next vote, PTA treasurer. 321 00:11:14,318 --> 00:11:15,854 Okay, let's get this over with. 322 00:11:15,887 --> 00:11:18,122 We have two candidates on the ballot. 323 00:11:18,156 --> 00:11:19,858 Two? I'm "unopposed." 324 00:11:19,891 --> 00:11:21,492 All of a sudden I'm "opposed"? 325 00:11:21,526 --> 00:11:23,494 -Who's the opposer? -Linda Belcher. 326 00:11:23,528 --> 00:11:25,830 -Linda? What? -Wait. What? I am? 327 00:11:25,864 --> 00:11:27,832 Linda told me over breakfast the other day 328 00:11:27,866 --> 00:11:29,834 that she'd like to be more involved. 329 00:11:29,868 --> 00:11:31,502 That's... true. 330 00:11:31,536 --> 00:11:33,171 Everyone voting for Linda Belcher, 331 00:11:33,204 --> 00:11:35,173 raise your hand. 332 00:11:35,206 --> 00:11:36,841 She's got my vote. 333 00:11:36,875 --> 00:11:39,644 Okay. Now everyone voting 334 00:11:39,678 --> 00:11:42,513 for Colleen Caviello, raise your hand. 335 00:11:42,547 --> 00:11:45,684 It looks like Linda Belcher is our new PTA treasurer. 336 00:11:45,717 --> 00:11:47,719 You just voted like really dumb people, 337 00:11:47,752 --> 00:11:49,520 and that's all I'm saying. 338 00:11:49,554 --> 00:11:51,389 And you're gonna regret this for the rest of your lives. 339 00:11:51,422 --> 00:11:52,924 That's all I'm saying! 340 00:11:52,957 --> 00:11:54,826 Linda, you're on the board. 341 00:11:54,859 --> 00:11:56,661 -You're in the big show. -Oh, my God, I'm on the board. 342 00:11:56,695 --> 00:11:59,330 Thank you, Beth. Wait, don't-don't eat those. 343 00:11:59,363 --> 00:12:02,200 Joanne, hey. Hi. 344 00:12:02,233 --> 00:12:04,202 -Hey, there, new treasurer. -Aw. 345 00:12:04,235 --> 00:12:06,170 I just wanted to say thanks for supporting me. 346 00:12:06,204 --> 00:12:07,739 You're gonna be great. 347 00:12:07,772 --> 00:12:09,007 Hey, are those the bottles of wine 348 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:10,709 that were donated for the auction? 349 00:12:10,742 --> 00:12:11,943 You need me to help you bring those in? 350 00:12:11,976 --> 00:12:14,245 Oh. No. I'm taking those home. 351 00:12:14,278 --> 00:12:15,914 Those are... really... old. 352 00:12:15,947 --> 00:12:19,050 Are those gift cards and candles for the auction, too? 353 00:12:19,083 --> 00:12:21,385 Oh, yeah. They got dirt on them. 354 00:12:21,419 --> 00:12:23,454 And also, that candle smells bad. 355 00:12:23,487 --> 00:12:25,123 Hey, do you want a bottle of wine? 356 00:12:25,156 --> 00:12:26,758 And a bad-smelling candle? 357 00:12:26,791 --> 00:12:28,126 -Here you go. -Oh. 358 00:12:28,159 --> 00:12:29,761 -You're on the board, now. -Oh, uh, uh, no. 359 00:12:29,794 --> 00:12:31,262 -We're gonna make a great team. -Uh... uh... 360 00:12:31,295 --> 00:12:32,597 Bye! 361 00:12:32,631 --> 00:12:33,932 Oh, boy. 362 00:12:33,965 --> 00:12:35,967 Mmm. What smells like rosemary mint melon? 363 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,802 N-Nothing. Bye! (panting) 364 00:12:42,641 --> 00:12:44,575 Ah, you know, I'm so glad you were able to come by 365 00:12:44,609 --> 00:12:46,778 the restaurant today to work on PTA stuff, Joanne. 366 00:12:46,811 --> 00:12:49,781 Me, too. I know you've only been treasurer for one day, 367 00:12:49,814 --> 00:12:52,116 but I think you might be the best treasurer 368 00:12:52,150 --> 00:12:54,753 in the history of the school, maybe even the country. 369 00:12:54,786 --> 00:12:56,587 Thank you, Joanne. 370 00:12:56,621 --> 00:12:59,457 -Also, did you lose weight? -In a day? Maybe. 371 00:12:59,490 --> 00:13:02,560 Anyway, I thought maybe you'd like to sign this contract. 372 00:13:02,593 --> 00:13:03,928 Contract? Sure. 373 00:13:03,962 --> 00:13:05,429 Oh, wait, I don't have a pen. 374 00:13:05,463 --> 00:13:07,799 -Oh, just use your blood. -Huh? 375 00:13:07,832 --> 00:13:10,802 (laughs evilly) 376 00:13:10,835 --> 00:13:12,971 -Oh, your face! -(laughs) 377 00:13:13,004 --> 00:13:14,338 Oh, my face! 378 00:13:14,372 --> 00:13:17,141 (gasps) Bob, wake up. I need to talk to you. 379 00:13:17,175 --> 00:13:19,243 (mumbling) Huh? Wha-- What? What's going on? 380 00:13:19,277 --> 00:13:20,812 Bob, I don't feel good about Joanne 381 00:13:20,845 --> 00:13:22,146 taking that donation wine. 382 00:13:22,180 --> 00:13:23,614 And then giving me the wine, 383 00:13:23,648 --> 00:13:24,816 which I didn't drink, by the way. 384 00:13:24,849 --> 00:13:26,685 Was I not supposed to drink that? 385 00:13:26,718 --> 00:13:28,086 I gotta talk to her tomorrow. 386 00:13:28,119 --> 00:13:29,654 I gotta let her know how I feel. 387 00:13:29,688 --> 00:13:30,955 Yeah. I-I know what you mean. 388 00:13:30,989 --> 00:13:32,590 It's like this whole bird thing with Mr. Kim and... 389 00:13:32,623 --> 00:13:35,259 -(snoring) -Oh. 390 00:13:35,293 --> 00:13:37,161 LINDA: So, Joanne, 391 00:13:37,195 --> 00:13:39,931 uh, listen, the reason I wanted to talk to you is that I... 392 00:13:39,964 --> 00:13:43,601 Oh, before I forget, I have a little surprise for you, Linda. 393 00:13:43,634 --> 00:13:46,437 It's your very own PTA pendant. 394 00:13:46,470 --> 00:13:47,872 (gasps) It's gorgeous. 395 00:13:47,906 --> 00:13:49,607 So shiny. 396 00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:51,843 What was it that you wanted to talk to me about, Linda? 397 00:13:51,876 --> 00:13:54,345 Well, I just wanted to say 398 00:13:54,378 --> 00:13:56,881 I'm not so sure PTA members 399 00:13:56,915 --> 00:13:59,718 should be taking donated stuff for themselves. 400 00:14:01,519 --> 00:14:03,722 So, uh... 401 00:14:03,755 --> 00:14:06,925 Anyway... muffins. 402 00:14:09,928 --> 00:14:12,063 You are absolutely right. 403 00:14:12,096 --> 00:14:14,532 I am so glad you understand. 404 00:14:14,565 --> 00:14:15,967 It-It's just, you know, 405 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,836 I put a lot of time into the PTA. 406 00:14:17,869 --> 00:14:20,338 I mean, it's almost a full-time job, 407 00:14:20,371 --> 00:14:22,807 except that it's not, because I don't get paid. 408 00:14:22,841 --> 00:14:25,844 And sometimes, I guess in a moment of weakness, 409 00:14:25,877 --> 00:14:27,411 I might, you know, order a muffin 410 00:14:27,445 --> 00:14:28,813 on the PTA credit card. 411 00:14:28,847 --> 00:14:32,150 I guess I-I feel like I deserve it. 412 00:14:32,183 --> 00:14:33,718 -(crying) -Aw. 413 00:14:33,752 --> 00:14:35,519 Oh, don't cry, Joanne. 414 00:14:35,553 --> 00:14:37,655 I'm sorry I said anything. 415 00:14:37,688 --> 00:14:39,523 Hey, one muffin ain't nuffin'. 416 00:14:39,557 --> 00:14:42,660 But it is, Linda. One muffin is suffin'. 417 00:14:42,693 --> 00:14:44,929 Do you think I'm a bad person, Lin-Lin? 418 00:14:44,963 --> 00:14:46,865 No. No, Jo-Jo. 419 00:14:46,898 --> 00:14:48,666 Are you kidding me? 420 00:14:48,699 --> 00:14:50,869 (exhales) Should we split it, or... 421 00:14:50,902 --> 00:14:54,739 I mean, we don't want to use this, right? 422 00:14:54,773 --> 00:14:57,675 You know what? Let's put it on the PTA card. 423 00:14:57,708 --> 00:15:00,244 -We earned it. -If you say so. (laughs) 424 00:15:00,278 --> 00:15:02,914 By the way, here are the invoices for everything. 425 00:15:02,947 --> 00:15:05,549 I need my new treasurer to approve all the purchases 426 00:15:05,583 --> 00:15:06,918 and enter them into the spreadsheets. 427 00:15:06,951 --> 00:15:09,754 -You think you could do that? -Yeah, sure. 428 00:15:09,788 --> 00:15:11,823 I'll, uh, start spreading the sheets. 429 00:15:12,924 --> 00:15:15,093 Uh, hey. I'm the guy who called 430 00:15:15,126 --> 00:15:16,627 about the missing bird on the flyer. 431 00:15:16,660 --> 00:15:18,930 Uh, right. Great. Is it, uh, in that box? 432 00:15:18,963 --> 00:15:20,198 Yeah, well, well, hold on. 433 00:15:20,231 --> 00:15:21,933 Is this a reward situation or what? 434 00:15:21,966 --> 00:15:23,301 -I don't know. -Name your price. 435 00:15:23,334 --> 00:15:24,803 -Gene. -$10,000. 436 00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:26,771 Gene, stop. Uh, what's your price? 437 00:15:26,805 --> 00:15:28,606 -$10,000? -No. 438 00:15:28,639 --> 00:15:29,941 -$15,000. -Stop. 439 00:15:29,974 --> 00:15:30,975 -Do I hear 20? -(sighs) 440 00:15:31,009 --> 00:15:32,944 Look, I'll-I'll give you ten bucks. 441 00:15:32,977 --> 00:15:34,745 And we'll throw in this formerly fun 442 00:15:34,779 --> 00:15:36,547 but now super nasty pipe. 443 00:15:36,580 --> 00:15:38,783 It comes with one hot dog that's already stuck inside. 444 00:15:38,817 --> 00:15:40,751 Eh, all right. I'll-I'll take it. 445 00:15:40,785 --> 00:15:42,220 Really? Uh, okay. 446 00:15:42,253 --> 00:15:43,754 So, let's see the bird. 447 00:15:43,788 --> 00:15:46,891 This isn't a parrot. This is a pigeon. 448 00:15:46,925 --> 00:15:48,827 No, it's not. It's, uh, it's just scared, 449 00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:50,895 -so it's acting like a pigeon. -I do that sometimes. 450 00:15:50,929 --> 00:15:52,931 No. You know what, I-I'm not paying for this. 451 00:15:52,964 --> 00:15:54,999 Are you accusing me of catching a pigeon 452 00:15:55,033 --> 00:15:56,835 and trying to sell it for ten bucks? 453 00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:58,302 -Yes. -Well, I'm leaving. 454 00:15:58,336 --> 00:16:00,404 And I'm taking the bird with me. And this pipe. 455 00:16:00,438 --> 00:16:01,940 That's fine. 456 00:16:01,973 --> 00:16:03,074 LINDA: Huh. 457 00:16:03,107 --> 00:16:05,443 These science kits cost $40 each? 458 00:16:05,476 --> 00:16:07,178 Let me see how much these things cost on the website. 459 00:16:07,211 --> 00:16:09,647 Science Wow Products. 460 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:11,749 Oh, Joanne's buying them retail. 461 00:16:11,782 --> 00:16:12,984 That's why they're so expensive. 462 00:16:13,017 --> 00:16:14,986 Why would she do that? 463 00:16:15,019 --> 00:16:18,522 "Science Wow is a division of Jo-Jo Bear Publishing." 464 00:16:18,556 --> 00:16:21,125 Wait a minute. Jo-Jo Bear... 465 00:16:21,159 --> 00:16:23,794 I call him Bear, and he calls me Jo-Jo. 466 00:16:23,828 --> 00:16:25,629 Oh, my goodness! Joanne and her husband 467 00:16:25,663 --> 00:16:27,932 own the company that makes the science kits. 468 00:16:27,966 --> 00:16:30,902 (gasps) This is bad. This is Jo-Jo Beary bad. 469 00:16:35,974 --> 00:16:37,708 So, this is what it looks like 470 00:16:37,741 --> 00:16:40,044 when someone listens to one of Mom's ideas. 471 00:16:40,078 --> 00:16:41,479 So many dad sandals. 472 00:16:41,512 --> 00:16:43,014 So many milky white ankles. 473 00:16:43,047 --> 00:16:46,017 There she is. The Big Little Liar herself. 474 00:16:46,050 --> 00:16:47,818 Lin, are you sure you still want to do this? 475 00:16:47,852 --> 00:16:49,854 I don't want to do this, Bob. I have to. 476 00:16:49,888 --> 00:16:52,023 I tried calling her, but she never picked up. 477 00:16:52,056 --> 00:16:54,225 Then I called the National PTA hotline, 478 00:16:54,258 --> 00:16:56,394 and the only options were press one for car washes 479 00:16:56,427 --> 00:16:59,530 and press two for bake sales. So now we're down to this. 480 00:16:59,563 --> 00:17:01,132 The Bleach Boys, everybody. 481 00:17:01,165 --> 00:17:02,833 -The Bleach Boys. -(applause) 482 00:17:02,867 --> 00:17:05,236 Oh, I get it. 'Cause they're janitors. 483 00:17:05,269 --> 00:17:07,838 -(laughs) -We have CDs I can burn 484 00:17:07,872 --> 00:17:10,574 from my computer at home. E-mail me. 485 00:17:10,608 --> 00:17:13,044 Before we get to the auction, some thank yous. 486 00:17:13,077 --> 00:17:15,146 There is one person in particular. 487 00:17:15,179 --> 00:17:16,714 Ladies and gentlemen, 488 00:17:16,747 --> 00:17:19,984 our new PTA treasurer, Linda Belcher. 489 00:17:20,018 --> 00:17:21,752 I know her. Linda, hi! 490 00:17:21,785 --> 00:17:23,521 And now on to the auction. 491 00:17:23,554 --> 00:17:27,258 Actually, uh, Joanne, if I may just say a few words? 492 00:17:27,291 --> 00:17:28,359 Oh. Um, okay. 493 00:17:28,392 --> 00:17:30,161 I just wanted to say the reason 494 00:17:30,194 --> 00:17:31,930 I got more involved with the PTA 495 00:17:31,963 --> 00:17:33,898 was because I was so inspired by Joanne. 496 00:17:33,932 --> 00:17:35,566 Aw. Thank you, Linda. 497 00:17:35,599 --> 00:17:38,402 It's my pleasure, Jo-Jo. Fun fact, everyone: 498 00:17:38,436 --> 00:17:40,571 Joanne's husband calls her Jo-Jo, 499 00:17:40,604 --> 00:17:42,206 and she calls him Bear. 500 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:43,942 This is a really good speech. 501 00:17:43,975 --> 00:17:45,509 (laughs) That's true. 502 00:17:45,543 --> 00:17:47,745 -Uh, okay. I... Can I... -Okay. Give it back. 503 00:17:47,778 --> 00:17:50,048 -Just... Release. -I got it. (grunts) 504 00:17:50,081 --> 00:17:53,884 Okay. Well, let's get on with the auction, shall we? 505 00:17:53,918 --> 00:17:56,520 -And they even have a company called Jo-Jo Bear. -Okay. 506 00:17:56,554 --> 00:17:58,389 Spirit fingers. Spirit fingers. 507 00:17:58,422 --> 00:18:00,691 And what's even more interesting 508 00:18:00,724 --> 00:18:04,963 is that their company makes the very expensive science kits 509 00:18:04,996 --> 00:18:06,864 that we're raising funds for tonight. 510 00:18:06,897 --> 00:18:07,966 Isn't that a coincidence? 511 00:18:07,999 --> 00:18:09,567 Linda, what are you doing? 512 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:12,136 Yeah, yeah. She bought all the science kits 513 00:18:12,170 --> 00:18:13,972 from her own company at a crazy high price. 514 00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:15,940 That's not true. And even if it was, 515 00:18:15,974 --> 00:18:19,143 all the invoices were entered and approved by the treasurer, 516 00:18:19,177 --> 00:18:20,778 -which is you. -Right. 517 00:18:20,811 --> 00:18:22,646 Which I now see is what you wanted 518 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:24,415 because you didn't think I knew what I was doing. 519 00:18:24,448 --> 00:18:25,984 And yes, for a little while, 520 00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:27,952 I was entering commas instead of decimals 521 00:18:27,986 --> 00:18:29,787 and lowercase Ls instead of 1s 522 00:18:29,820 --> 00:18:32,056 because they look the same, but then I figured it out. 523 00:18:32,090 --> 00:18:34,592 And then I got someone to check my work. 524 00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:36,227 (gasps) Colleen? 525 00:18:36,260 --> 00:18:37,996 Hello, Joanne. 526 00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:39,964 Wait. Why is she in the shark costume? 527 00:18:39,998 --> 00:18:41,799 Linda thought it would be more dramatic. 528 00:18:41,832 --> 00:18:43,334 She was right. 529 00:18:43,367 --> 00:18:45,636 This is ridiculous. You have nothing on me. 530 00:18:45,669 --> 00:18:47,838 Oh, we have plenty on you, Joanne. 531 00:18:47,871 --> 00:18:49,807 Linda called me last night. 532 00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:51,475 -And you hung up on me. -I did. 533 00:18:51,509 --> 00:18:52,776 But then you left that weird message, 534 00:18:52,810 --> 00:18:53,777 and I called you back. 535 00:18:53,811 --> 00:18:55,479 It wasn't weird. It was fine. 536 00:18:55,513 --> 00:18:56,847 Well, everyone in my house listened to it, 537 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:58,182 and we all thought it was very weird. 538 00:18:58,216 --> 00:18:59,783 Anyway, came over to my house... 539 00:18:59,817 --> 00:19:01,685 -Her slightly tacky house. -How dare you? 540 00:19:01,719 --> 00:19:02,953 Oh, give me a break. 541 00:19:02,987 --> 00:19:04,955 And she showed me all the spreadsheets. 542 00:19:04,989 --> 00:19:06,757 I spent all night auditing 543 00:19:06,790 --> 00:19:08,859 every PTA expense over the last two years, 544 00:19:08,892 --> 00:19:11,929 and it looks like someone's been skimming off the top. 545 00:19:11,962 --> 00:19:15,333 Okay, sure. I might take an occasional bottle of wine 546 00:19:15,366 --> 00:19:18,036 or an eyebrow threading gift certificate. 547 00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:20,871 I mean, not that I need it. I just wanted to try it. 548 00:19:20,904 --> 00:19:23,507 But let's be honest, who's gonna plan an event like this? 549 00:19:23,541 --> 00:19:25,976 You, Colleen? You, Linda? 550 00:19:26,010 --> 00:19:27,345 You, Beth? 551 00:19:27,378 --> 00:19:29,313 Do you have any idea 552 00:19:29,347 --> 00:19:30,948 how many e-mails I send a week? 553 00:19:30,981 --> 00:19:33,851 No, you don't. Because no one reads them. 554 00:19:33,884 --> 00:19:35,719 No one even clicks on them! 555 00:19:35,753 --> 00:19:37,155 I will not be questioned 556 00:19:37,188 --> 00:19:39,957 by people eating crab cakes that I ordered 557 00:19:39,990 --> 00:19:41,959 on napkins I folded. 558 00:19:41,992 --> 00:19:43,827 I'm not in the PTA. 559 00:19:43,861 --> 00:19:47,031 I am the PTA! 560 00:19:47,065 --> 00:19:49,333 Did she say that there were crab cakes here? 561 00:19:49,367 --> 00:19:52,002 All right, it's auction time! 562 00:19:52,036 --> 00:19:55,506 Our first item is a basket of smelly soaps. 563 00:19:55,539 --> 00:19:57,007 No takers? No one? 564 00:19:57,041 --> 00:19:58,309 It's over, Joanne. 565 00:19:58,342 --> 00:20:00,844 -No! No! -Give me the microphone. 566 00:20:00,878 --> 00:20:04,715 -No! I can't do it! Oh! -Give it! Give it now. Give it! 567 00:20:04,748 --> 00:20:06,084 -(panting) -All those in favor 568 00:20:06,117 --> 00:20:08,052 of replacing Joanne as PTA president, 569 00:20:08,086 --> 00:20:09,920 raise your hand. 570 00:20:09,953 --> 00:20:11,255 Fine. I'll leave. 571 00:20:11,289 --> 00:20:13,257 Good luck cleaning up all this sand. 572 00:20:13,291 --> 00:20:15,093 Raise your hand if you're sticking around after 573 00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:16,727 to clean up sand. 574 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:18,529 Yeah, that's what I thought. 575 00:20:18,562 --> 00:20:19,763 I'm gonna miss her. 576 00:20:19,797 --> 00:20:21,232 One, two, three, four! 577 00:20:21,265 --> 00:20:22,933 (vocalizing) 578 00:20:26,070 --> 00:20:27,905 LOUISE: This is gonna be great. 579 00:20:27,938 --> 00:20:30,007 There's nothing a free bird can't fix. 580 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:31,842 That is what the song "Free Bird" is about. 581 00:20:31,875 --> 00:20:33,911 -Bob, what are you doing here? -Hey, Teddy. 582 00:20:33,944 --> 00:20:36,780 We're bringing Mr. Kim a bird as a sorry gift. 583 00:20:36,814 --> 00:20:38,216 I'm also bringing him a bird. 584 00:20:38,249 --> 00:20:40,084 -What? -I want to get my discount back. 585 00:20:40,118 --> 00:20:41,852 W-Well, I'm gonna give him 586 00:20:41,885 --> 00:20:43,754 -my bird first. -Not if I beat you to it. 587 00:20:43,787 --> 00:20:46,224 -No, no, no, no, no. No pushing, Teddy. -(grunting) 588 00:20:46,257 --> 00:20:47,958 -Oh! -(bird squawks) 589 00:20:47,991 --> 00:20:49,860 Is that... Did he already get a new bird? 590 00:20:49,893 --> 00:20:52,130 -Looks like it. -You! 591 00:20:52,163 --> 00:20:54,265 -Leave the birds. Let's go. -We got you birds! 592 00:20:54,298 --> 00:20:55,933 -Now you have three birds. -You're welcome. 593 00:20:55,966 --> 00:20:57,968 We love your store. 594 00:21:00,904 --> 00:21:02,940 -♪ Hoo ♪ -♪ La, la, la ♪ 595 00:21:02,973 --> 00:21:04,975 -♪ Hah ♪ -♪ La, la, la ♪ 596 00:21:05,008 --> 00:21:07,378 -♪ Hoo ♪ -♪ La, la, la ♪ 597 00:21:07,411 --> 00:21:10,648 -♪ Hah ♪ -♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 598 00:21:10,681 --> 00:21:13,050 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 599 00:21:13,083 --> 00:21:15,486 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 600 00:21:15,519 --> 00:21:17,421 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 601 00:21:17,455 --> 00:21:19,923 ♪ La, la, la, whoo ♪ 602 00:21:19,957 --> 00:21:22,326 -♪ Hoo ♪ -♪ La, la, la ♪ 603 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:24,728 -♪ Hah ♪ -♪ La, la, la ♪ 604 00:21:24,762 --> 00:21:26,797 -♪ Hoo ♪ -♪ La, la, la ♪ 605 00:21:26,830 --> 00:21:29,133 -♪ Hah ♪ -♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 606 00:21:29,167 --> 00:21:30,968 ♪ Hah. ♪ 607 00:21:31,001 --> 00:21:33,971 (Branca vocalizing)