1 00:00:02,596 --> 00:00:04,772 ♪ 2 00:00:21,745 --> 00:00:23,878 I think Dad's still in a bad mood. 3 00:00:23,922 --> 00:00:25,924 LOUISE: What tipped you off? The way his mustache is twitching? 4 00:00:25,967 --> 00:00:28,970 It looks like a weird little doghaving a nightmare. 5 00:00:29,014 --> 00:00:30,711 All right, we're going bowling. 6 00:00:30,754 --> 00:00:32,800 Having fun tonight. Right, Bob? 7 00:00:32,844 --> 00:00:34,541 -BOB: Mm-hmm. -Forgetting our troubles. 8 00:00:34,584 --> 00:00:36,891 Not thinking about that dumb magazine 9 00:00:36,935 --> 00:00:38,937 -and the list we didn't get on.-[Bob moans] 10 00:00:38,980 --> 00:00:40,895 And she mentioned the list. 11 00:00:40,939 --> 00:00:43,071 "Best Burgers on the Shore"? What a joke. 12 00:00:43,115 --> 00:00:45,944 -Bob, it's just a list. Who cares? -I do! 13 00:00:45,987 --> 00:00:48,294 -But you always say lists are stupid. -They are. 14 00:00:48,337 --> 00:00:50,296 Even grocery lists? They remind us to buy pudding. 15 00:00:50,339 --> 00:00:53,342 Dad, if the list is stupid, why do you want to be on it? 16 00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:55,388 Because it would be good for business, Tina. 17 00:00:55,431 --> 00:00:57,390 -Oh, yeah, you're a business. -But, of course, 18 00:00:57,433 --> 00:01:00,175 every restaurant they picked is some new, trendy place. 19 00:01:00,219 --> 00:01:03,265 And they all serve dumb, trendy sweet potato fries. 20 00:01:03,309 --> 00:01:05,964 -Here we go. -Yeah, Tina, here we do go. 21 00:01:06,007 --> 00:01:08,140 Sweet potato fries are too sweet, 22 00:01:08,183 --> 00:01:10,359 and they're stupid, and I hate them. 23 00:01:10,403 --> 00:01:12,492 Mom and her hot son like sweet potato fries. 24 00:01:12,535 --> 00:01:14,189 I-I like them, too. 25 00:01:14,233 --> 00:01:15,364 Have you tried regular fries, anyone? 26 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:16,800 Because they're delicious, 27 00:01:16,844 --> 00:01:18,541 and they have the perfect combination 28 00:01:18,585 --> 00:01:20,935 -of crunch and saltiness, and-and-and... -LINDA: Bob. 29 00:01:20,979 --> 00:01:23,155 -Bob, calm down. -No, Dad, keep going. 30 00:01:23,198 --> 00:01:25,287 -This is good stuff. -We know how you feel. 31 00:01:25,331 --> 00:01:27,420 But just for the record, you asked me to order 32 00:01:27,463 --> 00:01:29,726 -50 pounds of sweet potatoes, right? -Yes. 33 00:01:29,770 --> 00:01:32,164 And we're gonna add sweet potatofries to the menu, right? 34 00:01:32,207 --> 00:01:34,993 Yes, because apparently, we haveto make these trendy fries 35 00:01:35,036 --> 00:01:36,995 so the list people will like us. 36 00:01:37,038 --> 00:01:39,388 LINDA: Okay. Hey, look we're here. 37 00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:41,216 Bobby, you like bowling, right? 38 00:01:41,260 --> 00:01:44,002 -[Bob grunts] -Or is that me? Crap, it's me. 39 00:01:44,045 --> 00:01:48,006 Ugh, do all of the shoes have aused Kleenex in them? Just mine? 40 00:01:48,049 --> 00:01:50,008 -Brag. -CLEM [over intercom]: All right, 41 00:01:50,051 --> 00:01:52,010 this is your favorite lane announcer here 42 00:01:52,053 --> 00:01:53,228 to let the Belcher family know 43 00:01:53,272 --> 00:01:55,622 they're cleared for takeoff on lane three. 44 00:01:55,665 --> 00:01:57,972 Wait a second. I-I recognize that voice. 45 00:01:58,016 --> 00:02:00,105 -Gary Busey? -CLEM: Watch your toes when you bowl. 46 00:02:00,148 --> 00:02:02,890 Now here's some nasty rock and roll. 47 00:02:02,934 --> 00:02:04,109 Oh, my God. That's Clem Clements. 48 00:02:04,152 --> 00:02:06,111 Clem whoozit? 49 00:02:06,154 --> 00:02:09,070 Clem Clements was the late nightdisc jockey on WIXU. 50 00:02:09,114 --> 00:02:12,030 I-I used to listen to him whenI'd work late in the restaurant, 51 00:02:12,073 --> 00:02:13,031 back when we first opened 52 00:02:13,074 --> 00:02:15,337 and things were a little touch and go. 53 00:02:15,381 --> 00:02:18,210 -How far we've come. -Clem had this slogan... 54 00:02:18,253 --> 00:02:20,038 CLEM [over radio]: This is Clem Clements coming at you 55 00:02:20,081 --> 00:02:22,344 with no plan and no BS. 56 00:02:22,388 --> 00:02:25,347 BOB: He talked a lot. He played, like, whole album sides. 57 00:02:25,391 --> 00:02:27,132 He did the show his way, 58 00:02:27,175 --> 00:02:29,047 -which was inspiring. -[yells] 59 00:02:29,090 --> 00:02:31,049 Huh. So what's he doing workingat a bowling alley? 60 00:02:31,092 --> 00:02:33,051 -Maybe we should ask him. -I'm gonna do it. 61 00:02:33,094 --> 00:02:36,054 -How-how do I look? -Like a sad man with one bowling shoe on. 62 00:02:36,097 --> 00:02:39,013 And did you do something new with your butt? 63 00:02:39,057 --> 00:02:41,189 Excuse me, Mr. Clements? 64 00:02:41,233 --> 00:02:44,149 Uh, my name's Bob. I-I'm a big fan. 65 00:02:44,192 --> 00:02:45,846 I never thought I'd see you here. 66 00:02:45,889 --> 00:02:47,239 I never thought I'd be here. 67 00:02:47,282 --> 00:02:49,241 Spraying bowling shoes, for God's sake. 68 00:02:49,284 --> 00:02:51,243 But you spray them more than that, right? 69 00:02:51,286 --> 00:02:52,896 -Just wondering. -So what happened? 70 00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:54,898 Why aren't you on the radio anymore? 71 00:02:54,942 --> 00:02:56,291 Eh, the industry went to crap. 72 00:02:56,335 --> 00:02:58,293 First, they wanted me to play songs that were 73 00:02:58,337 --> 00:03:01,035 -"radio friendly." -On the radio? [scoffs] 74 00:03:01,079 --> 00:03:03,124 Yep. I refused. 75 00:03:03,168 --> 00:03:05,039 Then they wanted me to give outprizes on the air. 76 00:03:05,083 --> 00:03:06,954 I refused that, too. 77 00:03:06,998 --> 00:03:08,695 But prizes are kind of fun. 78 00:03:08,738 --> 00:03:11,176 Yeah. I never do anything unless there's a prize. 79 00:03:11,219 --> 00:03:13,091 Kids, the kind of listeners that can be bought 80 00:03:13,134 --> 00:03:14,657 with a T-shirt and bumper stickers 81 00:03:14,701 --> 00:03:16,268 are the kind you don't want. 82 00:03:16,311 --> 00:03:17,965 Oh... [quietly]: Stickers. 83 00:03:18,009 --> 00:03:21,316 Anyway, they fired meand switched to a no-DJ format. 84 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:24,102 -No DJ? -Yeah, a computer-generated playlist 85 00:03:24,145 --> 00:03:26,191 and prerecorded station I.D.'s. 86 00:03:26,234 --> 00:03:28,149 -They call it the 'Tude. -Ugh. 87 00:03:28,193 --> 00:03:31,544 After that, I got a job offer ata dinky little 40-watt station. 88 00:03:31,587 --> 00:03:34,895 WOFD. But I've got my pride, so... 89 00:03:34,938 --> 00:03:36,897 -So here you are. -Here I am. 90 00:03:36,940 --> 00:03:38,290 Look at us, being here. 91 00:03:38,333 --> 00:03:40,118 Well, thanks for assigning a lane to us. 92 00:03:40,161 --> 00:03:43,121 -Which lane was it again? -You're on lane three. 93 00:03:43,164 --> 00:03:45,471 Oh. Uh, I know on the radio you didn't take requests, 94 00:03:45,514 --> 00:03:48,169 -but could we request lane one? It's... -No. 95 00:03:48,213 --> 00:03:50,693 That's fine. We'll take any lane. 96 00:03:50,737 --> 00:03:52,652 EDDIE 'TUDE [over radio]: You're listening to the 'Tude. 97 00:03:52,695 --> 00:03:55,307 Don't like it? Crack open a can of "we don't care." 98 00:03:55,350 --> 00:03:57,309 Ugh, they fired Clem for this? 99 00:03:57,352 --> 00:04:00,268 I thought they were switching to no DJs. Isn't that a DJ? 100 00:04:00,312 --> 00:04:03,184 Yeah. He's a made-up character called Eddie 'Tude. 101 00:04:03,228 --> 00:04:04,272 He has quite the attitude. 102 00:04:04,316 --> 00:04:06,100 Oh, I just got the name. 103 00:04:06,144 --> 00:04:08,537 He's obnoxious, and the music is awful. 104 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:10,191 But besides that, it's pretty good. 105 00:04:10,235 --> 00:04:12,019 [sighs] So what can I get you? 106 00:04:12,063 --> 00:04:14,108 I'll take a Burger of the Day and, uh, 107 00:04:14,152 --> 00:04:16,241 some of those new sweet potato fries. 108 00:04:16,284 --> 00:04:17,242 -Mm. -Bob... 109 00:04:17,285 --> 00:04:18,678 You like regular fries, right? 110 00:04:18,721 --> 00:04:19,983 Get the regular fries. 111 00:04:20,027 --> 00:04:21,028 My doctor said sweet potato fries 112 00:04:21,072 --> 00:04:22,160 are better for you, actually. 113 00:04:22,203 --> 00:04:23,987 Since when do you listen to your doctor? 114 00:04:24,031 --> 00:04:25,511 -What? -Yogurt's better for you, too, Teddy. 115 00:04:25,554 --> 00:04:27,774 Do you want yogurt fries? 116 00:04:27,817 --> 00:04:30,168 No. I-I like sweet potato fries.What are yogurt fries? 117 00:04:30,211 --> 00:04:32,170 Don't try to serve me yogurt fries. 118 00:04:32,213 --> 00:04:34,172 Sorry, I can't do this, Lin. 119 00:04:34,215 --> 00:04:36,174 Sweet potato fries are officially off the menu. 120 00:04:36,217 --> 00:04:39,220 Okay, okay. Take it easy. It's just fries. 121 00:04:39,264 --> 00:04:41,266 [sighs] You know what? I-I'm gonna call the bowling alley. 122 00:04:41,309 --> 00:04:43,398 I-I want to bring Clem some lunch. 123 00:04:43,442 --> 00:04:45,226 The universe sent him to that bowling alley, 124 00:04:45,270 --> 00:04:47,141 and then it sent me to that bowling alley 125 00:04:47,185 --> 00:04:51,406 so he could remind meto stick to my guns about fries. 126 00:04:51,450 --> 00:04:53,930 Uh, permission to go with Dad to see how his freak-out goes? 127 00:04:53,974 --> 00:04:55,715 All of you, go. Keep your dad calm. 128 00:04:55,758 --> 00:04:57,151 Say things like, "Dad, chill out," 129 00:04:57,195 --> 00:04:58,805 and, "Tone it down, old man." 130 00:04:58,848 --> 00:05:00,720 How about "It's all gravy, baby"? 131 00:05:00,763 --> 00:05:03,766 I'll bring him a burger and some regular fries. 132 00:05:03,810 --> 00:05:05,072 Yeah, you do that. 133 00:05:05,116 --> 00:05:06,508 You think I could still get 134 00:05:06,552 --> 00:05:08,206 some of those sweet potato fries, Lin? 135 00:05:08,249 --> 00:05:10,077 [whispers]:Wait till the scary man leaves. 136 00:05:11,687 --> 00:05:13,950 Mm. Mm. Thanks, Bob. 137 00:05:13,994 --> 00:05:15,996 You know, the station manager used to yell at me 138 00:05:16,039 --> 00:05:17,563 for doing the show with my mouth full. 139 00:05:17,606 --> 00:05:20,392 Yeah, but you did it anyway. It was cool and-and gross. 140 00:05:20,435 --> 00:05:22,437 -Like neti pots. -He's also the guy 141 00:05:22,481 --> 00:05:25,310 who fired me and told me nobody wants to listen to a DJ 142 00:05:25,353 --> 00:05:28,051 who talks too much and plays whatever he wants. 143 00:05:28,095 --> 00:05:30,445 Well, I want to listen. And I can't be the only one. 144 00:05:30,489 --> 00:05:32,795 I mean, my kids want to listen.Right, kids? 145 00:05:32,839 --> 00:05:35,015 I do. I like this guy's style. 146 00:05:35,058 --> 00:05:37,191 I hope I've burned half as many bridges when I'm his age. 147 00:05:37,235 --> 00:05:38,627 I want to listen, too. 148 00:05:38,671 --> 00:05:40,107 [whispers]: What's radio again? 149 00:05:40,151 --> 00:05:42,109 Tell this stuff to my station manager. 150 00:05:42,153 --> 00:05:44,459 You know what? I will. I-I'll call the station. 151 00:05:44,503 --> 00:05:46,331 Eh, I don't think you can even reach 152 00:05:46,374 --> 00:05:48,028 a real live person anymore. 153 00:05:48,071 --> 00:05:49,769 Then I'll go there. I'll go right now. 154 00:05:49,812 --> 00:05:52,032 Station manager's not there today. 155 00:05:52,075 --> 00:05:54,991 Okay, tomorrow, then?I mean, I'm pretty fired up now, 156 00:05:55,035 --> 00:05:57,864 but I could get fired up again tomorrow, probably. 157 00:05:57,907 --> 00:06:00,083 -Sure you could, Dad. -Ask your doctor if it's safe 158 00:06:00,127 --> 00:06:02,390 for you to get fired up two days in a row. 159 00:06:02,434 --> 00:06:04,436 Know what? I'll go with you tomorrow. 160 00:06:04,479 --> 00:06:06,220 Uh, r-really? Uh, great. 161 00:06:06,264 --> 00:06:08,004 I want to see the look on Vance's face 162 00:06:08,048 --> 00:06:09,702 when he meets a real live fan. 163 00:06:09,745 --> 00:06:11,312 It'll be like this. 164 00:06:11,356 --> 00:06:14,054 "Turn off that fan! It's too windy in here!" 165 00:06:18,493 --> 00:06:20,452 So you're just showing up at the radio station? 166 00:06:20,495 --> 00:06:22,497 -Is that the plan? -Well, yeah, we'll march in there 167 00:06:22,541 --> 00:06:24,499 and tell the station manager he made a mistake 168 00:06:24,543 --> 00:06:26,501 throwing away something pure and raw 169 00:06:26,545 --> 00:06:28,721 for something trendy and not raw. 170 00:06:28,764 --> 00:06:30,505 And we'll get Clem his job back. 171 00:06:30,549 --> 00:06:32,507 Probably not. But we can hope. 172 00:06:32,551 --> 00:06:34,074 -Come on, kids. -Well, while you do that, 173 00:06:34,117 --> 00:06:35,641 I'm gonna be back here pushing pie. 174 00:06:35,684 --> 00:06:38,034 "We sell pie now?" I ask hopefully. 175 00:06:38,078 --> 00:06:40,341 Yeah, we got to do something with all these sweet potatoes. 176 00:06:40,385 --> 00:06:42,517 So many frickin' sweet potatoes, Bob. 177 00:06:42,561 --> 00:06:44,519 I'm sorry. But I'm glad they're pies. 178 00:06:44,563 --> 00:06:46,173 Sweet potatoes like to be pies. 179 00:06:46,217 --> 00:06:48,175 They were born to be dessert. 180 00:06:48,219 --> 00:06:49,872 All right, we get it. Go. 181 00:06:49,916 --> 00:06:53,267 Tell the pies I'll be back. Wait for me. Wait for me! 182 00:06:53,311 --> 00:06:55,051 Clem, hi. 183 00:06:55,095 --> 00:06:57,924 Hey. Thanks for this, Bob. You're cool. 184 00:06:57,967 --> 00:07:00,318 Oh, my God, Clem Clements just called me cool. 185 00:07:00,361 --> 00:07:02,494 -You heard "cool"? -I heard "stool." 186 00:07:02,537 --> 00:07:04,713 That's a weird ice cream truck.No judgement. 187 00:07:04,757 --> 00:07:06,454 Ugh. The 'Tude Cruiser. 188 00:07:06,498 --> 00:07:08,195 It used to be for live broadcasts. 189 00:07:08,239 --> 00:07:10,458 Now it's for giving away T-shirts at malls. 190 00:07:10,502 --> 00:07:13,200 Ooh. I mean, grr, T-shirts at malls. 191 00:07:13,244 --> 00:07:16,072 You know, we could just light iton fire and call it a day. 192 00:07:16,116 --> 00:07:19,902 -Dad, hear him out. -Uh, maybe we should just stick to the other plan. 193 00:07:19,946 --> 00:07:22,209 Nuh-uh. No plan, no BS. 194 00:07:22,253 --> 00:07:24,559 Right. I mean, our non-plan plan. 195 00:07:24,603 --> 00:07:26,474 Let's, uh, just go inside? 196 00:07:28,259 --> 00:07:30,652 Hey, Mort. You want a slice of sweet potato pie? 197 00:07:30,696 --> 00:07:32,524 Ah, I don't know. What do you say, Teddy? 198 00:07:32,567 --> 00:07:35,178 -Is it worth the calories? -It sure looks good. 199 00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:38,530 Mm. [grunting, groaning] 200 00:07:38,573 --> 00:07:40,009 -Huh. -Teddy? 201 00:07:40,053 --> 00:07:42,360 I'm sorry, Linda. The pie is terrible. 202 00:07:42,403 --> 00:07:43,926 What do you mean, "terrible"? 203 00:07:43,970 --> 00:07:45,450 I think it needs more sugar. 204 00:07:45,493 --> 00:07:46,973 Sugar? I didn't add any sugar. 205 00:07:47,016 --> 00:07:49,236 Sweet potatoes are already sweet. It's in the name. 206 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:51,934 -Huh. -And I was out of cinnamon and a couple other things. 207 00:07:51,978 --> 00:07:54,328 I improvised. Like jazz, but it's a pie. 208 00:07:54,372 --> 00:07:56,330 Let me try. 209 00:07:56,374 --> 00:07:58,376 I think it's... [gagging] 210 00:07:58,419 --> 00:08:00,203 It's not totally... 211 00:08:00,247 --> 00:08:01,596 I'm sorry, it's awful. 212 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:03,337 So, big deal. You messed up one pie. 213 00:08:03,381 --> 00:08:05,383 Ten. I messed up ten pies. 214 00:08:05,426 --> 00:08:08,473 -Oof. You messed up ten pies? -[moans] 215 00:08:08,516 --> 00:08:11,476 Hey, on the bright side, maybe that's a record of some sort? 216 00:08:11,519 --> 00:08:13,216 It's got to be, right? Look it up, Mort. 217 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:14,566 Pretending to look it up, 218 00:08:14,609 --> 00:08:16,785 wishing I hadn't come in here today. 219 00:08:16,829 --> 00:08:19,048 VANCE: So, let me get this straight, Clem. 220 00:08:19,092 --> 00:08:21,486 You're rolling into the 'Tude with four randos, 221 00:08:21,529 --> 00:08:24,184 three of whom I definitely suspect are children, 222 00:08:24,227 --> 00:08:26,012 to tell me that I'm wrong? 223 00:08:26,055 --> 00:08:27,970 -That's right. -And to take his job back. 224 00:08:28,014 --> 00:08:31,365 Uh, yeah. Uh, we're-we're fans,and, um, we-we like Clem. 225 00:08:31,409 --> 00:08:33,541 -Powerful. -And you are...? 226 00:08:33,585 --> 00:08:36,501 -Bob. I-I'm Bob. -You couldn't have done this over the phone, Bob? 227 00:08:36,544 --> 00:08:38,851 Well, Clem said no one answers the phone here. 228 00:08:38,894 --> 00:08:40,592 Uh, we answer the phone. 229 00:08:40,635 --> 00:08:42,594 Yes, but there's a difficult-to-navigate menu 230 00:08:42,637 --> 00:08:43,943 of automated options. 231 00:08:43,986 --> 00:08:45,771 Going great, Dad. You got this. 232 00:08:45,814 --> 00:08:47,773 -Uh, Vance, I-I know you just met me... -Yes. 233 00:08:47,816 --> 00:08:50,602 Louise, stop. I know you just met me, and this is, um, 234 00:08:50,645 --> 00:08:52,517 weird, but please, hear me out. 235 00:08:52,560 --> 00:08:54,867 Little advice-- um, usually,when people say "hear me out..." 236 00:08:54,910 --> 00:08:56,608 -[grunts] ...they follow it up with something coherent. -Ow. 237 00:08:56,651 --> 00:08:58,000 -Yeah, fi... -So, got to go now. 238 00:08:58,044 --> 00:08:59,785 -Wait, I... -Yeah, talking about you. 239 00:08:59,828 --> 00:09:02,222 [sighs] I didn't rehearse what I was gonna say. 240 00:09:02,265 --> 00:09:04,616 I-I didn't know I was gonna break into song. 241 00:09:04,659 --> 00:09:07,009 -Yeah, that came out of nowhere.-Huh, look. 242 00:09:07,053 --> 00:09:08,054 That's my old booth. 243 00:09:08,097 --> 00:09:09,838 Wow. There it is. 244 00:09:09,882 --> 00:09:11,100 Underwhelming. But in a great way? 245 00:09:11,144 --> 00:09:13,189 Oh. Are-are we allowed to...? 246 00:09:13,233 --> 00:09:16,105 Eh, who cares? They don't use it anymore. 247 00:09:16,149 --> 00:09:18,456 Wow, it's just like I imagined it. 248 00:09:18,499 --> 00:09:22,198 There's a microphone and a-a board with knobs. 249 00:09:22,242 --> 00:09:24,592 -Good imagination, Dad. -PATRICK: Hi, Clem. -[shouts] 250 00:09:24,636 --> 00:09:26,986 I-I thought you said they don'tuse the booth anymore, Clem. 251 00:09:27,029 --> 00:09:28,335 They don't use the booth. 252 00:09:28,379 --> 00:09:30,685 They use the engineer. That's Patrick. 253 00:09:30,729 --> 00:09:33,558 He was the engineer for my show,and he could've left with me, 254 00:09:33,601 --> 00:09:36,343 but he stuck around because he likes "working for money." 255 00:09:36,387 --> 00:09:38,606 Mm. That voice. It really lightsup the equalizers. 256 00:09:38,650 --> 00:09:40,652 Nice to hear you again. 257 00:09:40,695 --> 00:09:43,437 What's it like running the boardfor a fake DJ, Patrick? 258 00:09:43,481 --> 00:09:45,439 Eddie 'Tude may be fake, but he's the number one 259 00:09:45,483 --> 00:09:47,049 drive-time DJ in the market. 260 00:09:47,093 --> 00:09:48,442 Successful but imaginary. 261 00:09:48,486 --> 00:09:51,053 -Like Gene's friend Ken. -True. Hey! 262 00:09:51,097 --> 00:09:53,142 I'll bet you miss being in that chair, huh? 263 00:09:53,186 --> 00:09:54,840 Yep. Lot of memories. 264 00:09:54,883 --> 00:09:56,624 Lot of blood, sweat and farts in that chair. 265 00:09:56,668 --> 00:09:59,453 I'm getting mostly farts. Oh, wait, there's the sweat. 266 00:09:59,497 --> 00:10:01,150 You must miss this. 267 00:10:01,194 --> 00:10:03,457 Do you want a picture of yourself sitting in the chair, 268 00:10:03,501 --> 00:10:05,590 -or-or is that dumb? -Huh. 269 00:10:05,633 --> 00:10:07,592 Hey, do... do you think I could sit in the chair? 270 00:10:07,635 --> 00:10:09,550 Uh, yeah, yeah, sure. Knock yourself out. 271 00:10:09,594 --> 00:10:11,726 Really? Great. Louise, get a picture of me leaning in 272 00:10:11,770 --> 00:10:14,294 and holding the microphone likeI'm about to say something cool. 273 00:10:14,337 --> 00:10:17,166 [chuckles]: I am so embarrassedfor that microphone right now. 274 00:10:17,210 --> 00:10:18,603 [Clem grunting] 275 00:10:18,646 --> 00:10:20,909 BOB: Um... Clem? 276 00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:23,651 -What-what are you doing? -Just moving this couch over here. 277 00:10:23,695 --> 00:10:25,566 Seeing how it looks blocking the door. 278 00:10:25,610 --> 00:10:26,915 Can I have that mic for a second? 279 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:28,613 Oh, my God. You're-you're not... 280 00:10:28,656 --> 00:10:30,092 Sorry for this interruption 281 00:10:30,136 --> 00:10:31,920 to your regularly scheduled fraud-cast. 282 00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:35,750 This is Clem Clements, coming at you with no plan and no BS. 283 00:10:35,794 --> 00:10:37,143 Patrick, don't you hit that button. 284 00:10:37,186 --> 00:10:39,885 Folks, open up your ears for some weird. 285 00:10:39,928 --> 00:10:42,888 -You with me, Bob? -Wha-what is happening? 286 00:10:42,931 --> 00:10:44,585 Patrick, open the door. Open the door right now. 287 00:10:44,629 --> 00:10:45,847 Patrick, don't. Look at me, Patrick. 288 00:10:45,891 --> 00:10:47,632 -Patrick, look at me. -Say my name. 289 00:10:47,675 --> 00:10:50,112 -CLEM: Patrick, saymy name. -BOB: Oh, my God, 290 00:10:50,156 --> 00:10:51,897 -oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. -[laughing]: Yes! 291 00:10:51,940 --> 00:10:52,941 -We are live, people! -No. No, no, no, no. 292 00:10:57,729 --> 00:10:59,905 Open the door. I am so serious right now. 293 00:10:59,948 --> 00:11:01,733 Clem, he sounds so serious. 294 00:11:01,776 --> 00:11:03,386 I-I should open the door. 295 00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:05,084 Hey, listeners, that quavery voice you're hearing 296 00:11:05,127 --> 00:11:06,738 is my friend Bob. 297 00:11:06,781 --> 00:11:08,522 He's kind of the reason I'm talking to you today. 298 00:11:08,566 --> 00:11:10,568 No, no, no. I... Hi. 299 00:11:10,611 --> 00:11:11,960 You got your offspring here, right, Bob? 300 00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:14,136 -Tell everyone your names, kids.-Clem, listen. 301 00:11:14,180 --> 00:11:16,008 I'm Gene, the boy with the golden voice. 302 00:11:16,051 --> 00:11:17,923 -And golden ding-dong. -BOB: Gene! 303 00:11:17,966 --> 00:11:19,707 -CLEM: And you? -I don't think we should be doing this, 304 00:11:19,751 --> 00:11:21,579 but I always wanted to talk on the radio, so... 305 00:11:21,622 --> 00:11:23,102 'Sup? I'm Tina. 306 00:11:23,145 --> 00:11:25,931 And I am a pillar of fire with hammer hands. 307 00:11:25,974 --> 00:11:28,237 You can't see me. You can't tell me I'm not. 308 00:11:28,281 --> 00:11:30,022 Okay, I-I'm opening the door. 309 00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:32,111 Before you do that, Bob, can I have a word? 310 00:11:32,154 --> 00:11:34,026 Patrick, dig up one of our old tracks. 311 00:11:34,069 --> 00:11:35,157 Oh, oh, give us the mic. 312 00:11:35,201 --> 00:11:36,637 Five minutes of fart sounds? 313 00:11:36,681 --> 00:11:38,726 -Sure. Go nuts. -[blowing raspberry] 314 00:11:38,770 --> 00:11:41,163 Don't open the door. This is what we wanted. 315 00:11:41,207 --> 00:11:42,774 I got my job back. 316 00:11:42,817 --> 00:11:43,905 This isn't getting your job back. 317 00:11:43,949 --> 00:11:45,733 This is you barricading yourselfin this room. 318 00:11:45,777 --> 00:11:46,908 They're very different. 319 00:11:46,952 --> 00:11:48,127 I thought we were a team. 320 00:11:48,170 --> 00:11:49,911 But hey, you do what you got to do. 321 00:11:49,955 --> 00:11:51,957 Me, I'm gonna plug my iPod into that console 322 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,785 and put it on shuffle. 323 00:11:53,828 --> 00:11:55,743 And if some of my spoken-word poetry plays, 324 00:11:55,787 --> 00:11:57,919 some of my spoken-word poetry plays. 325 00:11:57,963 --> 00:11:59,660 [shuddering] 326 00:11:59,704 --> 00:12:02,576 So, the animal shelter won't take the pies. 327 00:12:02,620 --> 00:12:04,926 Figures. Probably a bunch of snobby poodles. 328 00:12:04,970 --> 00:12:07,233 Oh, what are we gonna do with these things? 329 00:12:07,276 --> 00:12:10,062 I don't know. Mm. I mean, they're really... 330 00:12:10,105 --> 00:12:11,846 they're not good pies. 331 00:12:11,890 --> 00:12:13,587 Here, let me try this one. 332 00:12:13,631 --> 00:12:15,589 -Oh, awful! Gross. -Mm. Ugh. 333 00:12:15,633 --> 00:12:16,851 Pass the whipped cream, please. 334 00:12:16,895 --> 00:12:19,593 -Hold on. Mm. Mm. -Oh. Mm. 335 00:12:19,637 --> 00:12:22,988 -[both grunting repeatedly] -Little more. 336 00:12:23,031 --> 00:12:24,816 [door opens, bells jingle] 337 00:12:24,859 --> 00:12:27,819 -Hey, check it out. Bob's on the radio. -What? 338 00:12:27,862 --> 00:12:30,822 CLEM [on radio]: That sound you hear is not the world's longest drum solo. 339 00:12:30,865 --> 00:12:33,825 It's a security guard pounding on the studio door. 340 00:12:33,868 --> 00:12:35,043 BOB [on radio]: Yeah, and he's mad. 341 00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:37,655 -W-We could get arrested. -What? Bob. 342 00:12:37,698 --> 00:12:39,874 GENE: Question: Now can you play the world's longest drum solo? 343 00:12:39,918 --> 00:12:41,267 CLEM: Cuing it up. 344 00:12:41,310 --> 00:12:43,095 -Oh, my God! My babies! -[drum solo playing] 345 00:12:43,138 --> 00:12:46,838 No one said anything about my new haircut...! 346 00:12:46,881 --> 00:12:49,492 CLEM: Before we blast these tunes to the moon, 347 00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:51,320 this might be a good time to check in 348 00:12:51,364 --> 00:12:52,713 with my old friend-gineer Patrick. 349 00:12:52,757 --> 00:12:54,019 Used to be just us humans, 350 00:12:54,062 --> 00:12:56,282 before the robot radio revolution. 351 00:12:56,325 --> 00:12:58,240 How are the robots treating you, Patrick? 352 00:12:58,284 --> 00:13:00,503 Mm, fair. Not many people work here now. 353 00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:02,984 The company Christmas party is just me and Vance. 354 00:13:03,028 --> 00:13:05,073 It takes all the fun out of Secret Santa. 355 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:07,336 Excuse me, Clem, where's your slide whistle sound effect, 356 00:13:07,380 --> 00:13:09,208 in case a zinger comes to me later? 357 00:13:09,251 --> 00:13:11,645 I would also like to request a record scratch 358 00:13:11,689 --> 00:13:13,038 followed by a laser sound. 359 00:13:13,081 --> 00:13:14,822 Normally, I'm not a sound effects guy, 360 00:13:14,866 --> 00:13:16,215 but I'll do it this once. 361 00:13:16,258 --> 00:13:18,347 [slide whistle, record scratch,laser, spanking] 362 00:13:18,391 --> 00:13:21,220 [crying baby, sad trombone] 363 00:13:21,263 --> 00:13:23,309 Crying baby into sad trombone? 364 00:13:23,352 --> 00:13:24,919 Are you Mozart? 365 00:13:24,963 --> 00:13:26,355 -[phone ringing] -Hello? 366 00:13:26,399 --> 00:13:27,879 Patrick, it's Vance. Shut them down right now. 367 00:13:27,922 --> 00:13:29,663 Don't you have a button for that? 368 00:13:29,707 --> 00:13:31,665 -I do have a button. -Then push it. 369 00:13:31,709 --> 00:13:34,886 Yeah, but if I push the button,they're gonna come in here 370 00:13:34,929 --> 00:13:36,365 and also push the button, 371 00:13:36,409 --> 00:13:37,889 which would undo my button pushing, 372 00:13:37,932 --> 00:13:39,673 and we're just back to where we started. 373 00:13:39,717 --> 00:13:41,370 Damn it, Patrick, you're getting too technical. 374 00:13:41,414 --> 00:13:42,850 We are in deep doo-doo here. 375 00:13:42,894 --> 00:13:44,678 It is code red over at corporate. 376 00:13:44,722 --> 00:13:46,898 -Code red? Uh-oh. -Yeah. Now, I'd call the cops myself, 377 00:13:46,941 --> 00:13:48,813 but corporate said I got to handle this quietly. 378 00:13:48,856 --> 00:13:50,379 And I don't know how to handle this at all. 379 00:13:50,423 --> 00:13:51,816 GENE: You're doing great. 380 00:13:51,859 --> 00:13:54,296 Who is that? Patrick, tell me I'm not on the air. 381 00:13:54,340 --> 00:13:56,124 -My fault. You're on the air. -Damn it! 382 00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:59,040 But now we're not on the air, soyou can say anything you want. 383 00:13:59,084 --> 00:14:01,303 Okay, good. Clem, I don't know how to handle this, 384 00:14:01,347 --> 00:14:02,740 and I feel like I'm gonna cry. 385 00:14:02,783 --> 00:14:05,177 Oh, I'm so sorry, we were on the air. 386 00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:06,831 No! They tricked me! 387 00:14:06,874 --> 00:14:08,920 Bob's got his phone off. Oh, God. 388 00:14:08,963 --> 00:14:11,052 Teddy, you brought one of the pies? 389 00:14:11,096 --> 00:14:13,751 I thought maybe it would taste better in the truck. 390 00:14:13,794 --> 00:14:15,927 -[radio tuning]-LINDA: Oh, where's the station? 391 00:14:15,970 --> 00:14:17,711 Could you, uh, pass the... there's a fork 392 00:14:17,755 --> 00:14:19,147 in the glove compartment, glove compartment fork. 393 00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:20,932 BOB [on radio]: Clem, I think we can 394 00:14:20,975 --> 00:14:22,977 -sign off now, right? -There's Bob! 395 00:14:23,021 --> 00:14:25,284 Bob, Bob, get out of there! It's me, Linda! 396 00:14:25,327 --> 00:14:28,417 Listen to your wife. We both love you very much. 397 00:14:28,461 --> 00:14:30,158 Teddy, go, go faster. 398 00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:31,943 BOB: Where are you going with this, Clem? 399 00:14:31,986 --> 00:14:34,119 You're-you're not getting hiredback at this station 400 00:14:34,162 --> 00:14:35,729 after you hijacked it. 401 00:14:35,773 --> 00:14:38,079 -"Hijacked" is a strong word. -Soft-jacked? 402 00:14:38,123 --> 00:14:39,951 -Soft-jacked. -Guys. 403 00:14:39,994 --> 00:14:42,127 Where I'm going with this is let's have some more fun 404 00:14:42,170 --> 00:14:43,737 before they break the door down. 405 00:14:43,781 --> 00:14:45,521 So sit back, we're gonna be here a while, 406 00:14:45,565 --> 00:14:47,785 'cause that's a really serious door, which, by the way, 407 00:14:47,828 --> 00:14:49,961 was gonna be the name of The Doors, but it sounded 408 00:14:50,004 --> 00:14:51,963 -too serious. -First off, love it. 409 00:14:52,006 --> 00:14:54,748 One question: bathroom.Where should I go in this room? 410 00:14:54,792 --> 00:14:57,664 -Oh. Maybe hold it? -So, that corner? 411 00:14:57,708 --> 00:15:00,014 -Louise, no. -You got three other options. 412 00:15:00,058 --> 00:15:03,104 Whatever we're doing, let's makea decision. Storm's a-coming. 413 00:15:03,148 --> 00:15:06,107 The little girl goes out, you stay in the hallway. 414 00:15:06,151 --> 00:15:08,022 -Do we have a deal? -Absolutely. 415 00:15:08,066 --> 00:15:11,634 -Fellas, got to move this along.-Okay, I'm opening the door now. 416 00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:12,810 -Great. Do it. -[both grunting] 417 00:15:12,853 --> 00:15:14,246 Oh, boy. 418 00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:15,813 [straining]: I thought we had a deal. 419 00:15:15,856 --> 00:15:17,205 [straining]: We do have a deal. 420 00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:19,773 -You're trying to get in. -No, I'm not. 421 00:15:19,817 --> 00:15:21,340 It really seems like you are. 422 00:15:21,383 --> 00:15:23,995 I don't know, maybe he just likes the way that feels. 423 00:15:24,038 --> 00:15:25,953 Yes, exactly. He's right. 424 00:15:25,997 --> 00:15:28,826 -Aha! I was trying to get in. -I knew it. 425 00:15:28,869 --> 00:15:31,045 -Damn it.-I'm so sorry, I'm really sorry, 426 00:15:31,089 --> 00:15:32,786 -and I got to go. -That's it, Clem. 427 00:15:32,830 --> 00:15:35,920 Your little stunt is over, andlet me tell you something else: 428 00:15:35,963 --> 00:15:38,052 The 'Tude is a hit, and you're just a moldy oldie 429 00:15:38,096 --> 00:15:40,054 who does things weird. 430 00:15:40,098 --> 00:15:41,795 -Geez. -Ouch. -Yikes. 431 00:15:41,839 --> 00:15:43,841 I'll see you at the bowling alley, tomorrow, 432 00:15:43,884 --> 00:15:45,886 for my son's birthday party. You know we're coming, right? 433 00:15:45,930 --> 00:15:47,061 I-I think we confirmed? 434 00:15:47,105 --> 00:15:48,236 LOUISE: I haven't found the bathroom, 435 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,977 but I found a bunch of paper cups. 436 00:15:50,021 --> 00:15:53,024 Ah... Not a good aim. We should go. 437 00:15:53,067 --> 00:15:54,939 Clem, he-he didn't mean what he said. 438 00:15:54,982 --> 00:15:57,898 I mean, he did. I don't know whyI started that way. 439 00:15:57,942 --> 00:16:01,467 He's right, though. I guessI'll, uh... I'll see you around. 440 00:16:01,510 --> 00:16:03,948 Kids, I forgot your names, but bye. 441 00:16:03,991 --> 00:16:05,863 -Bye, radio man. -Clem, wait! 442 00:16:05,906 --> 00:16:07,995 -Th-Th-The 'Tude Cruiser. -Yeah? 443 00:16:08,039 --> 00:16:10,041 -You said you can broadcast from there. -Yeah? 444 00:16:10,084 --> 00:16:12,826 Well, what if we borrowed it? Wh-Where are the keys? 445 00:16:12,870 --> 00:16:14,741 -I have keys. -Patrick? 446 00:16:14,785 --> 00:16:16,438 You quit in support of Clem? 447 00:16:16,482 --> 00:16:18,876 You could say that, but really, I got fired. 448 00:16:18,919 --> 00:16:20,181 Oh, sorry, buddy. 449 00:16:20,225 --> 00:16:22,880 I was gonna quit anyway, in ten years. 450 00:16:22,923 --> 00:16:25,273 I like your idea, Bob. Want to go for a ride? 451 00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:27,101 Ready to roll, everybody? 452 00:16:27,145 --> 00:16:28,320 -Yes, yes, yes! -Yeah! 453 00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:30,975 Let's do this. Oh, wait, that's my neighbor's key. 454 00:16:31,018 --> 00:16:32,063 I'm looking after her cat. 455 00:16:32,106 --> 00:16:33,499 -Aw. -Let's do this. 456 00:16:37,938 --> 00:16:40,071 -CLEM: So, what are we doing? -BOB: First, we get back 457 00:16:40,114 --> 00:16:42,116 on the air, which means we have to park somewhere 458 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:43,683 -and set up, right, Patrick? -Exactly. 459 00:16:43,726 --> 00:16:44,858 -CLEM: Then what? -Uh, then we open the phones 460 00:16:44,902 --> 00:16:46,642 and talk to the people. 461 00:16:46,686 --> 00:16:48,862 I bet you got through to a lot of them today. 462 00:16:48,906 --> 00:16:50,429 -And they're gonna want Clem back? -Uh, yeah. 463 00:16:50,472 --> 00:16:53,127 Uh, you know there are no phonesin the 'Tude Cruiser, right? 464 00:16:53,171 --> 00:16:54,215 Crap, really? 465 00:16:54,259 --> 00:16:56,478 But you could hold a cell phoneup to the mic. 466 00:16:56,522 --> 00:16:59,046 So, give out my phone number over the radio? 467 00:16:59,090 --> 00:17:01,962 Worried about stalkers? It's okay, you'll get one. 468 00:17:02,006 --> 00:17:03,355 Where are we gonna park the 'Tude Cruiser? 469 00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:04,878 How about at that restaurant over there? 470 00:17:04,922 --> 00:17:06,358 And I'm not just saying that 471 00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:08,012 because we missed lunch. Okay, I am. 472 00:17:08,055 --> 00:17:10,884 Oh, my God. That place is on the list. 473 00:17:10,928 --> 00:17:13,017 "Best Burgers on the Shore." 474 00:17:13,060 --> 00:17:14,105 You carry that around? 475 00:17:14,148 --> 00:17:15,758 Yeah, it's his super cool way 476 00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:17,151 of showing how little he cares about it. 477 00:17:17,195 --> 00:17:18,936 Patrick, this thing we're about to do, 478 00:17:18,979 --> 00:17:20,502 -will it be loud? -Yes. 479 00:17:20,546 --> 00:17:23,288 Loud enough to annoy trendy people trying to eat lunch? 480 00:17:23,331 --> 00:17:27,074 -Probably. -Then we park there. 481 00:17:28,597 --> 00:17:29,947 I don't get it. 482 00:17:29,990 --> 00:17:31,557 They said Bob and the kids left already, 483 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:32,950 but the car's still here. 484 00:17:32,993 --> 00:17:34,299 Whoa, there's signs of a struggle in there. 485 00:17:34,342 --> 00:17:36,040 Nah, that's how it always looks. 486 00:17:36,083 --> 00:17:38,042 Come on, back in the truck. Is there any pie left? 487 00:17:38,085 --> 00:17:40,044 A little bit that I was gonna save for later, 488 00:17:40,087 --> 00:17:42,307 but, uh, yeah, I mean, I guess you can have some. 489 00:17:43,351 --> 00:17:45,397 I see a lot of sweet potato fries. 490 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,138 Don't believe the hype, people! 491 00:17:47,181 --> 00:17:49,009 Save it for the airwaves, big guy. 492 00:17:49,053 --> 00:17:50,924 So I used the restaurant Wi-Fi to access 493 00:17:50,968 --> 00:17:54,014 the 'Tude transmitter site and hack the audio encoder. 494 00:17:54,058 --> 00:17:56,147 How'd you do that? I'm hack-curious. 495 00:17:56,190 --> 00:17:59,628 Maybe "hack" is a strong word. They never set up a password. 496 00:17:59,672 --> 00:18:02,631 -I just logged on. -And we're back, folks. 497 00:18:02,675 --> 00:18:04,372 Sorry for that rude interruption, 498 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:06,635 or should I say, "'Tude interruption." 499 00:18:06,679 --> 00:18:07,680 Nice! 500 00:18:09,247 --> 00:18:11,162 -They're back on the air. -Now what? 501 00:18:11,205 --> 00:18:13,077 -Just drive. -And never look back? 502 00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:15,949 -No, and find Bob.-We don't even know where he is. 503 00:18:15,993 --> 00:18:17,995 Right, right. Okay, just drive, then. 504 00:18:18,038 --> 00:18:20,171 -[cell phone buzzing] -CLEM: The phone lines are really lighting up. 505 00:18:20,214 --> 00:18:22,303 I mean, it's just the one line,but it's vibrating like crazy. 506 00:18:22,347 --> 00:18:24,218 Dad has that thing set to shiatsu. 507 00:18:24,262 --> 00:18:26,351 Put it on my back. Oh, wait, I just got another idea. 508 00:18:26,394 --> 00:18:28,179 -Gene. -[cell phone beeps] 509 00:18:28,222 --> 00:18:29,832 First caller who isn't Vance at the station. 510 00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:32,052 Vance, stop calling. Stop it. I hate you. 511 00:18:32,096 --> 00:18:34,054 -First caller, you're on. -ROBO-CALLER: Hello. 512 00:18:34,098 --> 00:18:36,056 The reason for this call is to let you know 513 00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:37,579 you're now eligible for interest rates 514 00:18:37,623 --> 00:18:39,059 as low as six percent. 515 00:18:39,103 --> 00:18:40,017 Whoa, Dad, congrats. 516 00:18:40,060 --> 00:18:42,106 Does this mean one of us can go to college? 517 00:18:42,149 --> 00:18:44,238 -[cell phone beeps]-Next caller. You're on the air. 518 00:18:44,282 --> 00:18:46,023 LINDA [echoing]: Oh, thank God, I got through! 519 00:18:46,066 --> 00:18:47,372 -[echoing]: Linda? -Bob. 520 00:18:47,415 --> 00:18:49,069 Linda, turn down your radio. 521 00:18:49,113 --> 00:18:50,244 I just want to say... 522 00:18:50,288 --> 00:18:51,811 Whoa, my voice sounds weird. 523 00:18:51,854 --> 00:18:53,030 Turn down the radio, Linda. 524 00:18:53,073 --> 00:18:55,597 [echoing]: Oh, we got to turn down the radio. 525 00:18:55,641 --> 00:18:57,208 [echoing stops]: Linda, why are you calling? 526 00:18:57,251 --> 00:18:59,036 We're kind of looking for Clem Clements fans right now. 527 00:18:59,079 --> 00:19:00,776 Bob, where are you? 528 00:19:00,820 --> 00:19:04,128 We're at an undisclosed location, but we might be near 529 00:19:04,171 --> 00:19:05,216 one of the restaurants on the list. 530 00:19:05,259 --> 00:19:07,174 The list? Oh, Bob, let it go. 531 00:19:07,218 --> 00:19:09,046 Don't worry, Mom. He's handling it really well. 532 00:19:09,089 --> 00:19:10,612 TINA: No, he's not, Mom. 533 00:19:10,656 --> 00:19:12,179 He's shouting at people eating sweet potato fries. 534 00:19:12,223 --> 00:19:15,400 Only that one guy, Tina, and that couple. 535 00:19:15,443 --> 00:19:17,445 -I mean, a couple couples. -Bob, listen. 536 00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:20,100 Trendy stuff is just trendy. So what? 537 00:19:20,144 --> 00:19:21,667 You care about what you do. 538 00:19:21,710 --> 00:19:23,364 [over speakers]: And you're stubborn, 539 00:19:23,408 --> 00:19:25,279 and sometimes that means not everyone's gonna like you, 540 00:19:25,323 --> 00:19:27,064 but the people who like you really like you. 541 00:19:27,107 --> 00:19:28,848 And that's who you do it for, 542 00:19:28,891 --> 00:19:30,458 not some dumb list. 543 00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:34,158 [sighs] Thanks, Linda. Uh, that's nice of you to say. 544 00:19:34,201 --> 00:19:37,378 -Mmm. No sweat, baby.-Are you... What are you eating? 545 00:19:37,422 --> 00:19:39,380 EDDIE 'TUDE [on radio]: T-T-T-T-T-Tude FM. 546 00:19:39,424 --> 00:19:42,035 Cram this in your sound hole. 547 00:19:42,079 --> 00:19:43,602 Crap, the 'Tude is back. 548 00:19:43,645 --> 00:19:45,647 -Patrick, do your thing. -I can't. 549 00:19:45,691 --> 00:19:47,432 They locked me out, which is fair. 550 00:19:47,475 --> 00:19:49,651 [sighs] Well, I guess that's it. 551 00:19:49,695 --> 00:19:51,523 [sighs] Sorry I dragged you into this, 552 00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:53,264 but it sounds like you're doing all right. 553 00:19:53,307 --> 00:19:56,136 I mean, you've got your loyal customers and your family. 554 00:19:56,180 --> 00:19:58,834 Yeah, but you've got, um, well, you know... 555 00:19:58,878 --> 00:20:02,055 Right, I have, uh... 556 00:20:02,099 --> 00:20:03,622 Free bowling shoes? 557 00:20:03,665 --> 00:20:06,190 Do you have a bow and arrow? That's something. 558 00:20:06,233 --> 00:20:07,278 -[cell phone buzzing] -No. 559 00:20:07,321 --> 00:20:08,322 Dad, your phone keeps buzzing. 560 00:20:08,366 --> 00:20:09,671 Oh. Hello? 561 00:20:09,715 --> 00:20:11,108 Y-Yeah, he's here. 562 00:20:11,151 --> 00:20:12,065 -Is it for Clem? -Hello? 563 00:20:12,109 --> 00:20:13,545 CALLER 1: Hey, Clem Clements? 564 00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:14,937 -Yeah? -I was listening to you, 565 00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:16,461 but then the 'Tude came back, 566 00:20:16,504 --> 00:20:18,550 but then you came back, then the 'Tude came back. 567 00:20:18,593 --> 00:20:20,291 Are you gonna come back or what? 568 00:20:20,334 --> 00:20:21,205 I think we're done, buddy. 569 00:20:21,248 --> 00:20:22,728 No, that sucks! 570 00:20:22,771 --> 00:20:24,991 Wait, there's someone else calling. Hello? 571 00:20:25,035 --> 00:20:26,558 CALLER 2: 'Tude stinks! Bring back Clem! 572 00:20:26,601 --> 00:20:28,429 Oh, there's another call. Hello? 573 00:20:28,473 --> 00:20:30,997 CALLER 3: Hey, Clem, it's Dan over at WOFD. 574 00:20:31,041 --> 00:20:32,520 We talked a while back. 575 00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:34,348 You know, our offer still stands. 576 00:20:34,392 --> 00:20:36,785 -We love what you did today. -Whoa, hey, Dan. 577 00:20:36,829 --> 00:20:39,571 I got to say, right now it's nice to be appreciated. 578 00:20:39,614 --> 00:20:41,355 I tell you what, I will work for you 579 00:20:41,399 --> 00:20:43,140 if you hire Patrick as my engineer. 580 00:20:43,183 --> 00:20:44,880 That is great news! 581 00:20:44,924 --> 00:20:47,318 The shift we have right now is midnight to 8:00 a.m. 582 00:20:47,361 --> 00:20:49,929 -We'll be there. -Oh, that's when I do my sleeping. 583 00:20:49,972 --> 00:20:52,279 -[siren wailing] -Uh, sorry, caller. Uh, do you guys hear that? 584 00:20:52,323 --> 00:20:54,716 -Uh-oh. -Time to move. -What should we do? 585 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:56,196 Push this sucker off the pier? 586 00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:57,545 -Maybe. -Maybe not. 587 00:20:57,589 --> 00:21:00,113 -Maybe just return it. -Oh, boo. 588 00:21:00,157 --> 00:21:01,332 ♪ Regular fries ♪ 589 00:21:01,375 --> 00:21:03,334 ♪ Are the best french fries ♪ 590 00:21:03,377 --> 00:21:05,031 ♪ Regular fries ♪ 591 00:21:05,075 --> 00:21:07,033 ♪ They're just very good fries ♪ 592 00:21:07,077 --> 00:21:08,774 ♪ Sweet potato fries ♪ 593 00:21:08,817 --> 00:21:10,950 ♪ Are overrated ♪ 594 00:21:10,993 --> 00:21:12,125 ♪ Baby ♪ 595 00:21:12,169 --> 00:21:14,127 ♪ You've got to have reg... ♪ 596 00:21:14,171 --> 00:21:16,173 ♪ You've got to have regular fries ♪ 597 00:21:16,216 --> 00:21:18,175 ♪ Regular fries ♪ 598 00:21:18,218 --> 00:21:19,959 ♪ They're the best french fries ♪ 599 00:21:20,002 --> 00:21:21,526 ♪ Regular fries ♪ 600 00:21:21,569 --> 00:21:23,702 ♪ They're just very, very, very good fries ♪ 601 00:21:23,745 --> 00:21:25,399 ♪ Sweet potato fries ♪ 602 00:21:25,443 --> 00:21:30,230 ♪ They're overrated, baby ♪ 603 00:21:30,274 --> 00:21:31,405 ♪ You've got to have regular... ♪