1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:04,004 ♪ 2 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,589 (Linda scoffs) 3 00:00:21,622 --> 00:00:24,358 (mumbling) Valentine's Day? 4 00:00:24,392 --> 00:00:25,693 Uh, Lin, are you saying something? 5 00:00:25,726 --> 00:00:27,761 No. Uh, just something in my throat. 6 00:00:27,795 --> 00:00:29,863 I can't believe they've been acting like this all day. 7 00:00:29,897 --> 00:00:32,032 This is the weirdest Valentine's Day ever. 8 00:00:32,066 --> 00:00:34,001 I don't even understand what exactly happened. 9 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:36,504 I saw the whole thing. It was awful. 10 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:39,507 Aw. Good morning, my baby Bobby. 11 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:41,442 Happy Valentine's Day. Oh! 12 00:00:41,475 --> 00:00:44,512 Bob, I just tripped over a pile of your dirty laundry. 13 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:46,247 Oh, uh, uh, sorry. 14 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:48,282 Maybe, uh, just walk around it? 15 00:00:48,316 --> 00:00:50,251 No, I'm not gonna walk around it. 16 00:00:50,284 --> 00:00:51,752 Why is it even there? 17 00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:54,021 Well, you have your pile of dirty laundry. 18 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:56,090 Well, it's Valentine's Day, so, 19 00:00:56,124 --> 00:00:58,792 you know, maybe you could just... move it. 20 00:00:58,826 --> 00:01:02,029 Or we could ignore it. That's romantic. 21 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:04,098 Well, if this is your idea of being romantic, 22 00:01:04,132 --> 00:01:05,633 it's not working on me. 23 00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:08,369 On a scale of this to Michael Bolton, this is this. 24 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:09,970 You don't have to bring up Michael Bolton 25 00:01:10,003 --> 00:01:11,572 -every Valentine's Day. -Oh, here we go. 26 00:01:11,605 --> 00:01:13,073 I'm never gonna be your Michael Bolton! 27 00:01:13,107 --> 00:01:14,742 You don't even try to be him, Bob! 28 00:01:14,775 --> 00:01:16,577 BOB: I grew my hair long once! 29 00:01:16,610 --> 00:01:18,312 Wow, that is dumb. 30 00:01:18,346 --> 00:01:20,481 And now Mom's weird idea that we all go 31 00:01:20,514 --> 00:01:22,950 on this family Valentine's date is even weirder. 32 00:01:22,983 --> 00:01:24,918 Ugh. I'm just worried they're still gonna be 33 00:01:24,952 --> 00:01:27,421 in a bad mood when they find out about... 34 00:01:27,455 --> 00:01:28,589 the bed. 35 00:01:28,622 --> 00:01:30,391 (Tina groaning) 36 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:32,059 ALL (chanting): Jumping on Gene's bed! 37 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:33,994 -Jumping on Gene's bed! Jump... -Whoa! Aah! 38 00:01:34,027 --> 00:01:35,729 LINDA: Kids, let's go. 39 00:01:35,763 --> 00:01:37,231 We're leaving for the theater now. 40 00:01:37,265 --> 00:01:38,632 Looks fine. 41 00:01:38,666 --> 00:01:40,834 Well, hopefully, this movie will soften them up. 42 00:01:40,868 --> 00:01:42,503 Mom's a sucker for romantic comedies. 43 00:01:42,536 --> 00:01:44,638 Yeah. She would watch Four Hundred Weddings 44 00:01:44,672 --> 00:01:46,607 and a Thousand Funerals if she could. 45 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,276 And Dad pretends he doesn't like them, 46 00:01:48,309 --> 00:01:50,244 but every time he sees one, he dad-cries, 47 00:01:50,278 --> 00:01:52,580 and then downloads the soundtrack. 48 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:55,449 When this movie is over, they won't care about a broken bed. 49 00:01:55,483 --> 00:01:58,018 They'll be too busy making awful middle-aged love. 50 00:01:58,051 --> 00:01:59,052 Aw. 51 00:02:00,788 --> 00:02:02,990 MAN (British accent): On your left, you'll see the, um, uh, 52 00:02:03,023 --> 00:02:05,293 well, uh, the, uh, famous London Tube. 53 00:02:05,326 --> 00:02:08,529 And on your right, you'll see, uh, well, uh, Big Ben. 54 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:11,632 And up ahead, you'll see the, uh, um, uh, eh, the... 55 00:02:11,665 --> 00:02:13,467 the Royal Garden where the princess enjoys, 56 00:02:13,501 --> 00:02:15,369 uh, tea with her, 57 00:02:15,403 --> 00:02:17,805 -um, family. -He puts the glamour in stammer. 58 00:02:17,838 --> 00:02:20,007 (British accent): Enjoys tea with her family? 59 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:22,676 Who could enjoy anything with those stuffy bores? 60 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:25,379 Crap. Mom and Dad still look mad. 61 00:02:25,413 --> 00:02:26,847 Give it a second. 62 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:28,182 I think we're almost at the romantic part. 63 00:02:28,216 --> 00:02:30,184 Are you guys seeing all these Whoppers on the floor? 64 00:02:30,218 --> 00:02:32,886 I'm gonna pick 'em up just to throw them away. 65 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:36,690 I, um, hope you enjoyed the, uh, uh, tour, 66 00:02:36,724 --> 00:02:38,359 Your Highness. 67 00:02:38,392 --> 00:02:40,461 -(gasps) Shh! -Aha! 68 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:42,196 I knew you were the princess! 69 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:43,631 (whispering): How did you know it was me? 70 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:45,399 I recognized your, um, famously, 71 00:02:45,433 --> 00:02:47,501 uh, slightly large nose. 72 00:02:47,535 --> 00:02:50,003 It's a fake one. It's my disguise. 73 00:02:50,037 --> 00:02:51,705 Oh! Oh, my God. I'm-I'm so sorry. 74 00:02:51,739 --> 00:02:53,173 (laughs) I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 75 00:02:53,207 --> 00:02:54,642 It's my own nose. See? Look. 76 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:56,043 Honk-honk. (laughs) 77 00:02:56,076 --> 00:02:57,077 I love this. 78 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:59,046 I-I just wanted one normal day 79 00:02:59,079 --> 00:03:01,382 outside the palace. Please don't tell anyone. 80 00:03:01,415 --> 00:03:04,352 It's a, um, uh, uh, deal. 81 00:03:04,385 --> 00:03:06,086 -Brilliant. -Brilliant. 82 00:03:06,119 --> 00:03:07,521 -Brilliant. -Brilliant. 83 00:03:07,555 --> 00:03:09,323 -Brilliant. -Brilliant. 84 00:03:09,357 --> 00:03:10,424 -Brilliant. -Brilliant. 85 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:12,960 -Here it comes. -Bring us home, rom-com. 86 00:03:14,595 --> 00:03:16,764 -Wha...? What's going on? -What the hell? 87 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:18,899 That's it? Rom-com, thank you, Mom? 88 00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:20,768 No, kids, the movie's not over. 89 00:03:20,801 --> 00:03:22,370 There must be some kind of problem. 90 00:03:22,403 --> 00:03:23,937 Uh, hi, everyone. 91 00:03:23,971 --> 00:03:27,408 It seems we have a small fire, popcorn-related. 92 00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:29,543 Anyway, since I'm not allowed to scream "fire" 93 00:03:29,577 --> 00:03:32,112 in a crowded theater, I'll just say it calmly. 94 00:03:32,145 --> 00:03:33,614 Fire. 95 00:03:35,082 --> 00:03:36,717 (muttering): Mm, stupid... 96 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:39,420 (muttering): Of course there's a fire... 97 00:03:39,453 --> 00:03:40,921 Well, that was a bust. 98 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:42,790 At least we got a voucher for a free movie. 99 00:03:42,823 --> 00:03:45,192 No, I mean it was a bust because we need the movie 100 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:46,860 to soften them up, remember? 101 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:48,296 What are you kids talking about? 102 00:03:48,329 --> 00:03:50,564 Yeah. What's with all the sister-whisper back there? 103 00:03:50,598 --> 00:03:54,402 We were just talking about what a super romantic ending 104 00:03:54,435 --> 00:03:56,270 that movie probably had. 105 00:03:56,304 --> 00:03:59,273 And, uh... Gene is gonna tell you all about it. 106 00:03:59,307 --> 00:04:02,276 Yeah. Sure. 107 00:04:02,310 --> 00:04:04,478 Here's... what happens. 108 00:04:04,512 --> 00:04:07,715 The queen finds out that her daughter, the princess, 109 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:09,216 whose name is... 110 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:12,553 Paula... McCartney... 111 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:15,122 -Paula McCartney? -Yep. Princess Paula McCartney. 112 00:04:15,155 --> 00:04:17,658 -Good, good. Moving on. -...has escaped the palace! 113 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:19,593 And the queen's like, "Boy, am I mad 114 00:04:19,627 --> 00:04:21,729 "at my slightly big-nosed daughter. 115 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,263 I'm the queen!" 116 00:04:23,297 --> 00:04:24,598 So she calls for her best beefeater 117 00:04:24,632 --> 00:04:26,166 to track down the princess. 118 00:04:26,199 --> 00:04:27,935 He says, "Righty-O. 119 00:04:27,968 --> 00:04:29,770 "I'll just finish up this spot of beef, 120 00:04:29,803 --> 00:04:32,440 and I'll have a looky for her royal heinie." 121 00:04:32,473 --> 00:04:34,608 So the Princess Paula McCartney and the tour guide 122 00:04:34,642 --> 00:04:36,644 are being chased through the streets, but they still 123 00:04:36,677 --> 00:04:38,512 had time to bond and be charming. 124 00:04:38,546 --> 00:04:40,848 By the way, we haven't been properly introduced. 125 00:04:40,881 --> 00:04:43,116 My name is Scott... 126 00:04:43,150 --> 00:04:46,687 Jon... Dan... Steve. 127 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:48,656 Wait, what? That's his name? 128 00:04:48,689 --> 00:04:51,859 -Yeah. The character's name-- Scottjon Dansteve. -Oh. 129 00:04:51,892 --> 00:04:53,661 -Well, Mr. Dansteve... -Please, call me Scottjon. 130 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:55,095 Move over. I'm driving. 131 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:57,264 GENE: Scottjon Dansteve decides 132 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:58,766 to call his best mate for some help, 133 00:04:58,799 --> 00:04:59,767 a soccer hooligan named... 134 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,301 Johnny Nottinghill! 135 00:05:01,335 --> 00:05:03,036 GENE: Johnny's like, "I'm watching footie 136 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:05,272 "on the telly in the pubby where the beer is. 137 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,508 You coming down or not, Scottjon?" 138 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:09,477 No! But I do need your help! 139 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:11,879 GENE: Meanwhile, the beefeater is gaining on the bus. 140 00:05:11,912 --> 00:05:14,548 Just as he's closing in, he's bombarded by soccer balls! 141 00:05:14,582 --> 00:05:16,550 From... guess who. 142 00:05:16,584 --> 00:05:18,952 -LINDA: The hooligan! -GENE: That's right! Johnny Hooligan! 143 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:21,389 -LINDA: I thought his name was Johnny Nottinghill. -GENE: Right. Shush. 144 00:05:21,422 --> 00:05:23,290 The beefeater jumps on the bus, 145 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,793 and he's like, "Princess Paula McCartney, 146 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:28,996 "there's an exploding scone somewhere on this bus. 147 00:05:29,029 --> 00:05:32,900 If the bus goes under 50 miles per hour, it will explode." 148 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:34,568 Don't English people say "kilograms"? 149 00:05:34,602 --> 00:05:36,404 -Kilometers. -Actually, no, they use miles. 150 00:05:36,437 --> 00:05:37,971 -We studied it in school. -Nerd. 151 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:39,473 -What? -Oh, okay. 152 00:05:39,507 --> 00:05:41,909 (sighs) If the bus goes under 50 miles per hour, 153 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:44,011 it will explode! 154 00:05:44,044 --> 00:05:46,547 "I guess you could say we're in a bit of a jam. 155 00:05:46,580 --> 00:05:48,582 'Cause of the scone." 156 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:54,855 So, wait-- there's an exploding scone on the bus? 157 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:56,657 Is that... Wh-Why? 158 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:59,226 Do you not know how scones work? They're incredibly dense! 159 00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:00,694 There's all kinds of scones, Bob. 160 00:06:00,728 --> 00:06:02,563 I know there are all kinds of scones, Lin. 161 00:06:02,596 --> 00:06:04,231 I'm just saying, why is it on a bus? 162 00:06:04,264 --> 00:06:05,999 There can't be a scone on a bus? God! 163 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:08,001 Forget it. You're right. Fine. 164 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:09,670 Well, at least they're actually talking now. 165 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,539 Yeah, but they're still fighting. 166 00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:13,541 We got to soften them up more than this 167 00:06:13,574 --> 00:06:15,609 before we get home and they see the broken bed. 168 00:06:15,643 --> 00:06:17,845 Gene, try to put some romance in your story. 169 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:20,347 Got it. Anyway... 170 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,015 the beefeater tells Scottjon 171 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:23,884 and Princess Paula McCartney that the person 172 00:06:23,917 --> 00:06:26,554 who planted the scone was none other than... 173 00:06:26,587 --> 00:06:28,121 Big Ben. 174 00:06:28,155 --> 00:06:30,057 -I should have known. -Who's Big Ben? 175 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:32,125 My archrival. He's always been jealous 176 00:06:32,159 --> 00:06:34,294 that I'm the best tour guide in the city. 177 00:06:34,327 --> 00:06:36,129 Now he's found a way to destroy me... 178 00:06:36,163 --> 00:06:37,364 and everything I love. 179 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,032 Are you talking about the bus? 180 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:40,701 Yes. And you. 181 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,135 Watch out for that tube! 182 00:06:42,169 --> 00:06:44,705 -GENE: Princess Paula McCartney looks up to see that -(gasps) 183 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:47,274 they are headed right into a giant tube! 184 00:06:47,307 --> 00:06:48,942 (all screaming) 185 00:06:50,310 --> 00:06:53,113 Gene, you know the London Tube isn't an actual tube, right? 186 00:06:53,146 --> 00:06:55,716 And also, Big Ben is a clock, not a person. 187 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:58,318 -Okay, Professor Dumbledore. -Hmm. 188 00:06:58,351 --> 00:07:00,454 GENE: They miss the tube, just barely, 189 00:07:00,488 --> 00:07:01,989 but they still don't know how 190 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:03,491 they're going to get off that bus! 191 00:07:03,524 --> 00:07:05,325 What are we going to do, Scottjon? 192 00:07:05,358 --> 00:07:07,327 I have an idea. Turn left up here 193 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:09,797 where David Bowie and Mick Jagger danced in the street. 194 00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:12,332 Then turn right up here where Sir Ian McKellen once farted. 195 00:07:12,365 --> 00:07:14,835 Wow. You really are the best tour guide in the city. 196 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:16,570 -Look out! -(gasps) 197 00:07:16,604 --> 00:07:18,639 GENE: They're headed straight for a giant pile 198 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:20,273 of dirty laundry. 199 00:07:20,307 --> 00:07:21,742 -(shrieks) -GENE: Big Ben had 200 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,243 strategically placed piles 201 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:25,012 of dirty laundry all around the city, 202 00:07:25,045 --> 00:07:27,347 making it almost impossible to drive. 203 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:29,016 Piles of dirty laundry? 204 00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:32,085 Are you talking about the movie or-or me? 205 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:34,922 Sometimes stories are so universal, it feels like 206 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:37,525 -they're speaking directly to all of us. -Mm. 207 00:07:37,558 --> 00:07:39,126 GENE: Scottjon Dansteve 208 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:40,928 and Princess Paula McCartney find themselves 209 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:43,163 headed straight for... the London Bridge, 210 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:45,332 which everyone knows is falling down, 211 00:07:45,365 --> 00:07:47,267 because there's a hit song about it. 212 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:48,769 Um, I think you mean Tower Bridge. 213 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:50,538 That's the famous one, but whatever. 214 00:07:50,571 --> 00:07:52,439 Don't bridge-splain me, Father! 215 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:55,175 This was your idea, Scottjon? The Tower Bridge? 216 00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:58,045 I didn't realize there was a gap in the middle of it! 217 00:07:58,078 --> 00:08:01,381 -(sighs) You know what we have to do, right? -Yes. 218 00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:04,151 Uh, let me guess. Does she say, "Mind the gap"? 219 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:05,786 Nuh. I don't know what that is. 220 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:08,188 Mind the gap. It's-it's what they say on the... 221 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:10,390 Are you saying "mine" or "mind"? 222 00:08:10,423 --> 00:08:12,960 -Mind. -Why would you "mind" a gap? 223 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:15,696 -You... Don't worry about it. -As I was saying... 224 00:08:15,729 --> 00:08:17,698 You know what we have to do, right? 225 00:08:17,731 --> 00:08:20,033 Yes. Jump the gap. 226 00:08:20,067 --> 00:08:23,236 That's exactly right. We have to jump the gap. 227 00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:25,472 -BOB: Oh, my God. -GENE: Reminiscent of, but not at all 228 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:28,175 plagiarizing Speed, the bus 229 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:29,843 launches off the bridge. 230 00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:31,444 (all exclaiming) 231 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:35,348 -(whoops) -We did it! 232 00:08:35,382 --> 00:08:36,684 GENE: They make the jump, 233 00:08:36,717 --> 00:08:38,051 but dot-dot-dot... 234 00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:39,553 The bus' brakes don't work. 235 00:08:39,587 --> 00:08:41,254 GENE: Luckily, at the end of the road 236 00:08:41,288 --> 00:08:44,491 was a giant pile of... broken beds. 237 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,026 The bed factory! Of course. 238 00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:48,161 Maybe we can use them to absorb the impact. 239 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:51,865 Yes. Broken beds are incredibly good and great. 240 00:08:51,899 --> 00:08:54,501 GENE: The bus slams into the pile of broken beds. 241 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:57,738 The princess and Scottjon ride the beefeater out of the bus 242 00:08:57,771 --> 00:08:59,940 as if he was a toboggan, 243 00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:01,609 -just as the scone explodes -(screaming) 244 00:09:01,642 --> 00:09:04,177 and dirty piles of laundry fly everywhere! 245 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:06,213 On the ground, they lie on the beefeater, 246 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:08,749 being super romantic, and he's cool with it. 247 00:09:08,782 --> 00:09:12,119 Let's get married, have kids and never, ever get mad at them. 248 00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:13,587 GENE: The princess is like, "Yep!" 249 00:09:13,621 --> 00:09:15,255 And they kiss. 250 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:17,224 And that's the movie. 251 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:18,726 The end. Roll credits. 252 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:20,694 What are you feeling? What are you thinking? 253 00:09:20,728 --> 00:09:23,731 Wow. I don't know about you guys, but I need a moment. 254 00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:25,766 Mom, Dad, you guys must be feeling 255 00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:27,467 pretty Valentine-y now, huh? 256 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:29,737 Uh, what was the deal with the broken beds? 257 00:09:29,770 --> 00:09:31,639 -Why were they there? -Beds break, okay? 258 00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:34,107 -It's part of life. Grow up. -Whoa. Okay, Tina. 259 00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:36,243 Well, thank you for finishing it for us, Gene. 260 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:38,578 -It was... it was very exciting. -Yeah. 261 00:09:38,612 --> 00:09:41,815 Too bad life isn't like a movie and people disappoint you. 262 00:09:41,849 --> 00:09:44,718 Mm-hmm, yeah, and sometimes people are clumsy, 263 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:48,055 and they trip on things that are perfectly fine to be there. 264 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:50,323 -(Linda scoffs) -Um, actually, I-I don't think 265 00:09:50,357 --> 00:09:51,925 Gene finished the movie. 266 00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:54,728 Uh, I-I mean, great start, but, uh, there's more. 267 00:09:54,762 --> 00:09:57,564 Scottjon Dansteve and Princess Paula McCartney 268 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,166 survive the exploding scone, 269 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:01,501 but that's just the beginning of their problems. 270 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:03,436 They're kissing like crazy on top of the beefeater, 271 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:05,505 but he's got something to tell them. He says, 272 00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:07,074 "Beg your pardon, Your Highness. 273 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,608 "I've been sent to remind you that you're expected 274 00:10:08,642 --> 00:10:10,443 to attend the royal wedding this evening. 275 00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:12,479 I completely forgot. Wait. 276 00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:16,183 Scottjon, why don't you come as my date to this silly affair? 277 00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:19,419 Uh, I-I'd love to. Uh, the-the problem is, 278 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:22,455 only nobility and fancy people can attend a royal wedding. 279 00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:24,124 I'm just a humble commoner. 280 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:25,859 Well, then let's get noble. 281 00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:28,762 -Nobility makeover! -Yay. 282 00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:30,330 TINA: Princess Paula McCartney gets to work 283 00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:31,799 teaching Scottjon Dansteve how to fit in 284 00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:33,633 with fancy royal people. 285 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:36,136 First, she teaches him how to cross his legs at the knee. 286 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:38,605 Then at the thigh, then at the butt. 287 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:41,641 Let's practice that one more time, just the... butt thing. 288 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:43,844 Once more. And again. 289 00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:46,613 Once more, please. Again. 290 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:49,149 -Oh, all right, Tina. We get it. -And after all that preparation, 291 00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:51,218 there was only one thing left to do: 292 00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:53,153 teach Scottjon Dansteve how to speak. 293 00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:56,724 Scottjon, my dear, you know I love your charming stammer, 294 00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:58,625 but it simply will not do. 295 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:01,795 At least, not tonight when you're giving your speech. 296 00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:03,831 Speech? Um, uh, w-well, 297 00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:05,999 I-I don't even know whose wedding this is. 298 00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:09,136 It's mine. I'm betrothed to the Duke of Douchebury, 299 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,704 and I need a nobleman 300 00:11:10,738 --> 00:11:12,906 to object to the marriage, or I'm stuck with him. 301 00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:14,541 TINA: If Scottjon Dansteve wants to be with 302 00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:16,243 Princess Paula McCartney, 303 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:18,345 he has to give a speech in front of the queen 304 00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:19,913 without stammering. 305 00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:23,751 Princess Paula McCartney, I will not let you... 306 00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:27,454 -um, uh, uh, down. -That's crap, isn't it? 307 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:32,492 LINDA: I can't believe Princess Paula McCartney 308 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,594 has to marry the horrible Duke of Douchebury. 309 00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:36,063 Oh, uh, hold on a minute, Lin. 310 00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:37,564 You don't know anything about this guy. 311 00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:39,532 Just because his name is Douchebury 312 00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:41,234 doesn't mean he's a... Wait a minute, never mind. 313 00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:43,203 I-I don't know why I'm saying anything. 314 00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:44,571 (whispers): Go on with your story, Tina, 315 00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:46,273 and do even more of that lovey-dovey stuff. 316 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,876 On it. The royal wedding was to be a river wedding 317 00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:50,343 on board a cruise liner. 318 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,846 Ooh, a cruise liner. Fancy. 319 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,414 TINA: All the guests stroll down to the docks, 320 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:56,383 including Scottjon Dansteve, 321 00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,385 who now looks as noble as the next guy. 322 00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:00,120 He passes by his mate Johnny Nottinghill 323 00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:02,022 outside the pubby. Johnny Nottinghill's like, 324 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,124 "Hey, Scottjon, you want to watch footie with me?" 325 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:07,627 Shh! I'm off to ruin a, um, a-a posh wedding. 326 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,462 TINA: On the cruise liner, the wedding gets underway, 327 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:10,964 and the queen herself is in attendance. 328 00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:12,599 And she's waving, and she's waving. 329 00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:14,467 When it comes time to ask if anyone 330 00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:16,569 has any objections, Scottjon Dansteve stands up. 331 00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:18,939 -I object! -TINA: The crowd gasps. 332 00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:20,707 And the vicar says, "Right, then. 333 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,609 "Clearly by the way you cross your legs at your butt 334 00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:24,544 "even while you're standing, you are of noble birth. 335 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,980 Please smoothly orate to us the reason for your objection." 336 00:12:27,014 --> 00:12:30,583 I object for the reason that... 337 00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:31,718 um, that, uh... 338 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,821 Wh... uh, eh, wh... um... 339 00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:36,389 TINA: But just then a huge boom jolts the entire cruise liner. 340 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,258 Seamen spill out all over the deck. 341 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:40,260 Tina! Oh, wait. You mean sailors. 342 00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:41,829 -Never mind. Go on. -Wait, what? 343 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:43,831 -What did you think I meant? -Nothing, nothing. 344 00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:45,432 -It's fine. You're fine. -Anyway, 345 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:46,934 there's a ton of seamen all over the place. 346 00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:48,635 -BOB: Oh, my God. -TINA: One of them screams, 347 00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:50,237 "It's a giant pile of dirty clothes 348 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,305 "floating in the river. Evacuate! 349 00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:53,740 We've hit a laundry-berg!" 350 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,943 (gasps) A laundry-berg? No! 351 00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:57,811 A laundry-berg? Really? 352 00:12:57,845 --> 00:13:00,647 -That's what sunk the ship? -Well, if you must know, Dad, 353 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:03,416 -what really sunk the ship was human arrogance. -Hmm. 354 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,152 TINA: Everyone starts jumping into the water 355 00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:06,653 as the ship sinks. 356 00:13:06,686 --> 00:13:08,488 Luckily, floating nearby, Princess Paula McCartney 357 00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:09,689 finds a broken bed. 358 00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:11,424 Thank God for this broken bed. 359 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:14,461 Broken beds are way better than nonbroken beds. 360 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:16,296 BOB: Wait, what's with all the broken beds? 361 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:18,165 TINA: I know, right? It probably means something cool. 362 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:20,633 Anyway, Scottjon Dansteve stayed by the princess's side. 363 00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:23,503 I'm here, Princess, and, uh, uh... 364 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,705 and I will never leave you. 365 00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:27,307 TINA: Just then, a dinghy floats by 366 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:28,775 with the Duke of Douchebury. He's like, 367 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,343 "I knew I heard you stammering before. 368 00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:31,945 You're a commoner." 369 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,480 Other dinghies full of royals float by, 370 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:34,714 and they start murmuring again. 371 00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:37,017 Now, listen here, all of you. 372 00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,818 Yes, this man is a commoner. 373 00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:40,553 And yes, he's quite unkempt. 374 00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:43,056 And yes, he probably has to flush his own toilet. 375 00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:45,392 And yes, he may be loaded with diseases 376 00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:49,462 like rotten legs, pub penis, ordinary skin syndrome... 377 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,865 -Uh, um... -Sorry, sorry. My point is... 378 00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:53,833 -Oh, oh! Wave! -TINA: But at that moment, 379 00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:55,802 a huge wave crashes on top of them, 380 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,570 sending Scottjon Dansteve down the river. 381 00:13:57,604 --> 00:14:00,640 No! 382 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,675 So, wait, there's a wave? In a river? 383 00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:05,345 Oh, an exploding scone on a bus is fine, 384 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,547 but there can't be a wave in a river? 385 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:09,516 I'm just saying, rivers don't have waves. 386 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:11,684 -Yeah, but the scone. -Forget about the scone, Bob. 387 00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:13,486 I can't forget about the scone, Lin! 388 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,355 TINA: And though their love will live on forever, 389 00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:17,824 that's the last time Princess Paula McCartney 390 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,927 ever sees Scottjon Dansteve, 'cause he's dead. 391 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,861 Eventually, she moves to America, 392 00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:24,664 has eight kids who she never gets mad at, and grows old. 393 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,433 -(grunts) -But every time she trips over a pile 394 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:28,435 of dirty laundry, she thinks of him. 395 00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:29,602 The end. 396 00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:31,171 Wait, what? That's the end? 397 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,941 Yeah, basically. Um, anyway, what do you think? 398 00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:36,343 It has everything, right? Tragedy? Action? Passion? 399 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,611 Huh. I guess. Kinda. 400 00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,847 I mean, I'm glad you finished it. 401 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,516 Also, it's perfect timing, 'cause we're home. 402 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,552 Everyone go up. I'll park the car. 403 00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:47,587 Well, some Valentine's Day that was. 404 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,356 Oh, God. We're back at the scene of the crime, 405 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:50,757 and they're still in a bad mood. 406 00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:52,059 We're gonna get grounded so hard. 407 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:53,793 I can't take it, man. I can't take it. 408 00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:55,762 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Hold on. 409 00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:57,364 We can't get out of the car yet. 410 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,766 -There's more to the movie. -There is? 411 00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:01,935 Yes. Gene and Tina forgot to tell you 412 00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:04,404 the super exciting, crazy dramatic, 413 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:07,774 ultra-romantic finale after the finale. 414 00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:09,876 Uh, Louise, can you just tell us when we get upstairs? 415 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,411 Or maybe just write it down somewhere? 416 00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:13,146 I have to tell you before we go in the house. 417 00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:14,314 It's super quick. 418 00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:15,748 Let's all park the car together, 419 00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:17,417 and we'll just let her tell us, right, Bob? 420 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:18,651 (sighs) All right. 421 00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:20,720 -Let's hear it. -So, after being 422 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,922 tossed around in the river, Scottjon Dansteve 423 00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:24,824 washes up, coughing. 424 00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:27,760 Turns out he's not dead, Tina, 425 00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:30,663 -and he's happy to be alive. -I'm alive. 426 00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:32,265 LOUISE: But he's sad that he lost 427 00:15:32,299 --> 00:15:33,900 his Princess Paula McCartney 428 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,502 to the Duke of Douchebury. 429 00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:37,237 Luckily, he's really close to home, 430 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,506 which is a flat above an English muffin shop, 431 00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:42,842 which, if you're in England, is just called a muffin shop. 432 00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:44,177 He lived there with his hooligan mate, 433 00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:45,345 Johnny Nottinghill. 434 00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:46,513 And it wasn't a great flat. 435 00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:48,148 Pretty crappy, actually, 436 00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:50,450 and full of little piles of dirty laundry. 437 00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,119 -I knew it. -All right, Johnny, 438 00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:54,154 -let's watch some footie. -LOUISE: Suddenly, 439 00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:56,189 there's a sound behind him. He turns around. 440 00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:57,857 Princess Paula McCartney is standing 441 00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,459 in the doorway of his flat. 442 00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:02,295 -Honk, honk. -Princess Paula McCartney. 443 00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:03,796 Hello, Scottjon Dansteve. 444 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:06,533 Oh, um, sorry. Uh, can I introduce you 445 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:08,635 to Johnny Something-face. 446 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:11,171 LOUISE: Johnny's like, "Ello. Football to ya." 447 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:14,274 Scottjon, look, I was scared of what my family would think, 448 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,309 but I realize now that it's all rubbish. 449 00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:19,379 I'm just a girl standing in front of a tour guide 450 00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:21,681 next to his football friend above an English muffin shop, 451 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,116 which is just a muffin shop, 452 00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:25,052 holding in a toot, asking him to... 453 00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:26,986 LOUISE: Just then, she trips over something. 454 00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:29,656 Scottjon, I've just tripped over your pile of dirty laundry. 455 00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:30,957 Oh, um, sorry. 456 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,660 Uh, perhaps just, uh, walk around it? 457 00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,462 Just walk around it? 458 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,731 Don't you have your own piles of dirty laundry at the palace? 459 00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:41,468 Yes, but perhaps you could simply move it. 460 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,970 Or we could, um, ignore it? 461 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,972 Which I find equally romantic. 462 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,208 (exhales) If that's what you fancy as romance, Scottjon, 463 00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:49,742 then I want no part of it. 464 00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:52,011 On a scale of one to Sir Michael Bolton, 465 00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:53,880 I consider this... this. 466 00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:55,815 LOUISE: It's the dumbest argument ever. 467 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:58,585 But as they fight, something strange starts to happen. 468 00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,087 Piles of laundry 469 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,755 begin to rise up and swirl around them. 470 00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:04,991 Scottjon and Princess Paula McCartney 471 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,694 are so wrapped up in their argument that they don't see 472 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,429 that the laundry piles have formed a twister 473 00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:10,997 the size of a building. 474 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:14,767 So, it's a supernatural twister of... laundry. 475 00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:16,903 LOUISE: You know what? You're right. Not believable. 476 00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:18,738 Anyway, some other stuff happens. 477 00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:20,907 You don't want to hear it. Long day. We're home. The end. 478 00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:22,609 Wait, wait, wait. You can't stop there. 479 00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:24,177 They end up together, right? 480 00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:26,546 W-We do want to hear it. Just tell us how it ends. 481 00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:28,548 -Tell us. -Okay, fine. 482 00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,583 Scottjon and Princess Paula McCartney 483 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:33,019 don't realize that all their negative energy is creating 484 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,754 a-a-a... 485 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:38,191 a laundry-nado! 486 00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:41,128 GENE: Oh, laundry-na-do you didn't. 487 00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:46,599 Scottjon Dansteve and Princess Paula McCartney's argument 488 00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:49,369 threatens the whole town, but they have no idea. 489 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,371 They're too busy arguing like dumb idiots. 490 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:54,474 Like dumb, stupid, arguing idiots. 491 00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:56,109 Okay, take it easy, Louise. 492 00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:57,444 -SCOTTJON: Argue. Argue. -PAULA: Argue. 493 00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:58,911 -Argue, argue. Argue. -Argue, argue. Argue. 494 00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:00,213 LOUISE: A bed from the flat 495 00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:01,448 is whipped up into the sky 496 00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:02,615 and snapped like a twig. 497 00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:04,050 BOB: Uh, let me guess. 498 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,486 Does the broken bed somehow fix all of this? 499 00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:07,920 No, it doesn't. 500 00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:10,290 This time, not even a broken bed could save them. 501 00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:11,958 Although, that's a really good guess, 502 00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:14,060 because broken beds usually are great. 503 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,396 But no. They realize that the laundry-nado 504 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,798 is making a noise. 505 00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:23,603 LAUNDRY-NADO (booming voice): Sorry! 506 00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:26,105 I-I think it's apologizing to us. 507 00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:29,509 Uh, oh, okay. Apology accepted. 508 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:32,145 LAUNDRY-NADO: Not me! You! 509 00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:34,647 You say sorry! 510 00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:36,183 Geez. 511 00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:37,917 LOUISE: In order to save the town, 512 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,852 Scottjon Dansteve and Princess Paula McCartney 513 00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:41,788 would have to do the unthinkable. 514 00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,456 They would have to... 515 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:45,858 apologize to each other. 516 00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:48,761 Oh. That's... a plot twist. 517 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,830 Does Scottjon apologize first? 518 00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,665 'Cause he... should. 519 00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,434 I've never seen this movie before, 520 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,469 but it feels like Princess Paula McCartney 521 00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:58,205 would probably apologize first. 522 00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:00,507 Ugh. As long as the two lovers 523 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:03,843 refuse to say a simple "I'm sorry" to each other, 524 00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:06,613 the laundry-nado continues to rip the town apart. 525 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,481 First the London Bridge falls down, 526 00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:10,383 -which we all saw coming. -BOB: Tower Bridge. 527 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:13,353 LOUISE: Then the royal palace is wiped out. 528 00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:16,356 And then Big Ben is swooped up, the clock and the guy. 529 00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:18,725 Finally, realizing they're both being stupid, 530 00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:20,960 stupid morons, Scottjon Dansteve 531 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,563 and Princess Paula McCartney agree to apologize 532 00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:25,298 at the exact same time. 533 00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:27,567 -One, two, three. -One, two, three. 534 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,569 -I'm sorry I got so angry about -I'm sorry for being dumb and defensive. 535 00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:31,504 -the pile of laundry. I just -I was a real wanker about the whole thing. I was 536 00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:33,373 -should have said it nicer. -just embarrassed about my dodgy flat and you're a princess 537 00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:35,208 -I was just hoping we could have a nice day together after -and I felt bad that you tripped 538 00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:37,744 -my royal wedding and the whole exploding scone thing. -on my dirty laundry. 539 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:39,746 LOUISE: The laundry-nado immediately goes away. 540 00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,080 Everything falls to the ground. 541 00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:42,715 Scottjon and the princess 542 00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:44,351 realize they're holding hands. 543 00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:46,052 There's music and stuff. Cut to 544 00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:48,755 Westminster Abbey Road. I think that's a place. 545 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:50,323 They get married there. 546 00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:52,592 As a wedding gift, the queen gives them 547 00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,761 a brand-new royal bed. She says, 548 00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:57,264 "It was surprisingly affordable. 549 00:19:57,297 --> 00:20:00,066 "In fact, everyone should get a new bed 550 00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:03,503 every once in a while since they break pretty easily." 551 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:06,573 Then they have 15 kids, who they never get mad at, 552 00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:08,408 and they live happily ever after, 553 00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:09,942 and that's how the movie ends. 554 00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:13,179 Fade to black. Roll credits! 555 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,214 Lin, I-I want to say something. 556 00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:17,450 No, Bob. Let me say it first. 557 00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:19,286 -I'm sorry. -I'm sorry. 558 00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:20,953 No, you don't need to apologize. 559 00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:23,189 I was the one who was acting like a jerk. 560 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,525 Yeah, but I could have been nicer about it. 561 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:28,194 So, is everyone feeling less crappy, then? 562 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,796 Aw, my babies. 563 00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,931 That was my favorite movie I've never seen. 564 00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:33,633 Yeah, it was pretty good. 565 00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:35,535 -Are you crying, Dad? -No. I... 566 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:38,137 My, uh, my ch-cheeks are just sweaty. 567 00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:40,206 Oh, Bobby. 568 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:43,376 I guess you could kind of say we saved your Valentine's Day, huh? 569 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:44,777 Yeah, I guess you did. 570 00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:46,613 By the way, can I sleep in your bed tonight? 571 00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:47,914 -Uh, wait. Why? -Why? 572 00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:49,449 Because we broke Gene's bed jumping on it, 573 00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,250 and now you probably have to buy him a new one. 574 00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:52,552 -(laughs) -Happy Valentine's Day. Love you, guys. Bye. 575 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,554 TINA: (panting) Run, run, run! 576 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:55,922 Oh, my God. 577 00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:57,790 ♪ Jumping on the bed ♪ 578 00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:00,793 ♪ Jumping on the bed ♪ 579 00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:02,228 ♪ La, la-la ♪ 580 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,631 ♪ Don't fall and hit your head ♪ 581 00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:07,300 ♪ When you're jumping on the bed ♪ 582 00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:08,668 ♪ La, la-la ♪ 583 00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,803 ♪ Jumping on the bed ♪ 584 00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:13,806 ♪ Jumping on the bed ♪ 585 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,107 ♪ La, la-la ♪ 586 00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:17,610 ♪ Don't fall and hit your head ♪ 587 00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:20,313 ♪ When you're jumping on the bed ♪ 588 00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:21,648 ♪ La, la-la ♪ 589 00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:24,351 ♪ Jumping on the bed ♪ 590 00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:27,420 -♪ Jumping on the bed ♪ -♪ La, la-la ♪ 591 00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:28,955 ♪ Don't fall... ♪