1 00:00:01,305 --> 00:00:03,220 -Take a bite ofBob's Burgers. -Yes! Yes! 2 00:00:03,264 --> 00:00:04,221 Ooh, that's fun. 3 00:00:04,265 --> 00:00:06,180 Catch all-new episodes Sundays. 4 00:00:06,223 --> 00:00:07,964 And check out our other Fox programs-- 5 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:09,661 The Simpsons andFamily Guy. 6 00:00:09,705 --> 00:00:10,967 Only on Fox. 7 00:00:12,316 --> 00:00:15,015 ♪ 8 00:00:32,815 --> 00:00:35,905 Calculator, check. Business casual barrette, check. 9 00:00:35,948 --> 00:00:38,212 Um, has anyone seen my laser pointer? 10 00:00:38,255 --> 00:00:40,866 -I borrowed it. Gene, look. -[grunting excitedly] 11 00:00:40,910 --> 00:00:42,216 Stop it, Louise. Your brother's not a cat. 12 00:00:42,259 --> 00:00:43,695 I got it, I got it! Oh. 13 00:00:43,739 --> 00:00:45,697 -That's my boy. -That was fun. I'm done. 14 00:00:45,741 --> 00:00:47,351 Tina, what's with all the business stuff? 15 00:00:47,395 --> 00:00:49,310 Today's the first day of Tweentrepreneurs, 16 00:00:49,353 --> 00:00:50,572 the Wagstaff small business class. 17 00:00:50,615 --> 00:00:51,747 We all signed up. 18 00:00:51,790 --> 00:00:54,141 Oh, yeah, my little business babies. 19 00:00:54,184 --> 00:00:55,707 Kids form an actual start-up 20 00:00:55,751 --> 00:00:57,709 to design, make and sell our own new product. 21 00:00:57,753 --> 00:01:00,495 We're like Elon Musk-- Tina being the muskiest. 22 00:01:00,538 --> 00:01:01,713 Well, I think it's great to learn 23 00:01:01,757 --> 00:01:02,801 about being an entrepreneur. 24 00:01:02,845 --> 00:01:03,976 I mean, when I think back 25 00:01:04,020 --> 00:01:05,195 on when we started the restaurant, 26 00:01:05,239 --> 00:01:06,153 we didn't have two nickels. 27 00:01:06,196 --> 00:01:08,111 The second one rolled under the fridge. 28 00:01:08,155 --> 00:01:10,157 -You were so mad. -But what we did have 29 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:12,768 was a promise we made to our customers 30 00:01:12,811 --> 00:01:14,770 -and ourselves... -Oh, boy, here we go. 31 00:01:14,813 --> 00:01:17,120 ...that we'd never compromise on quality. 32 00:01:17,164 --> 00:01:20,036 Never, never, never, never ever. 33 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,255 So sometimes, then? 34 00:01:21,298 --> 00:01:22,778 No, Gene, never ever. 35 00:01:22,821 --> 00:01:25,607 Hey, uh, do you guys want me to speak to your class? 36 00:01:25,650 --> 00:01:26,825 -About what? -Oh, Dad. 37 00:01:26,869 --> 00:01:29,393 Um, I will definitely put that out there. 38 00:01:29,437 --> 00:01:30,960 -Really? -Uh-huh. 39 00:01:31,003 --> 00:01:33,136 Because it kind of sounds like you're not going to. 40 00:01:33,180 --> 00:01:35,399 -No, it doesn't. -Forget it. 41 00:01:35,443 --> 00:01:37,227 Whew. Oh, thank God. 42 00:01:38,359 --> 00:01:40,361 Entrepreneurship is no walk in the park. 43 00:01:40,404 --> 00:01:42,406 One day you have a thriving Etsy business 44 00:01:42,450 --> 00:01:44,495 selling hand-knitted Doctor Whoscarves, 45 00:01:44,539 --> 00:01:47,237 the next, a PBS lawyer sends you a cease and desist letter 46 00:01:47,281 --> 00:01:49,370 that practically threatens to break your fingers. 47 00:01:49,413 --> 00:01:51,850 PBS will get you, boy. Don't poke that hornet's nest. 48 00:01:51,894 --> 00:01:54,331 Now you will all present ideas and choose one for production. 49 00:01:54,375 --> 00:01:56,551 And don't say Melrose Placemats. 50 00:01:56,594 --> 00:01:58,161 That's another long story. 51 00:01:58,205 --> 00:02:00,381 LOUISE: So, then the metal tapers down from the handle 52 00:02:00,424 --> 00:02:02,209 to this end here. 53 00:02:02,252 --> 00:02:03,384 I call it the Pointy Pal. 54 00:02:03,427 --> 00:02:05,647 -That's a knife, Louise. -Yeah. 55 00:02:05,690 --> 00:02:06,996 This roasted nut recipe 56 00:02:07,039 --> 00:02:08,215 is my own blend of herbs and spices. 57 00:02:08,258 --> 00:02:10,434 It's called Zeke's Hot Nut Sack. 58 00:02:10,478 --> 00:02:11,392 What? 59 00:02:11,435 --> 00:02:12,828 You need your asthma medicine, 60 00:02:12,871 --> 00:02:14,438 but you don't want to attract looks. 61 00:02:14,482 --> 00:02:16,310 Solution? Inhaler Hider. 62 00:02:16,353 --> 00:02:17,963 [strained, gasping breath] 63 00:02:18,007 --> 00:02:19,661 [hoarsely]: No one will know. 64 00:02:19,704 --> 00:02:21,445 It's a clown nose for horses. 65 00:02:21,489 --> 00:02:23,099 Why should they miss out on all the fun? 66 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,232 One day Zeke wasn't around, and I was bored. 67 00:02:25,275 --> 00:02:26,581 -ZEKE: Lonely? -No, more bored. 68 00:02:26,624 --> 00:02:27,843 -ZEKE: Sad? -No. 69 00:02:27,886 --> 00:02:29,323 Anyway, I saw a chunk of wood, 70 00:02:29,366 --> 00:02:31,194 and I thought, "Hey, that's almost as good." 71 00:02:31,238 --> 00:02:33,414 So I made Wood Chuck. 72 00:02:33,457 --> 00:02:35,416 That wood has eyes. I love it. 73 00:02:35,459 --> 00:02:38,027 Is it weird that I kind of want it to like me? 74 00:02:38,070 --> 00:02:41,030 Wooden yet cuddly. Step aside, Josh Hartnett. 75 00:02:41,073 --> 00:02:42,553 Looks like Wood Chucks it is. 76 00:02:42,597 --> 00:02:44,816 Great. Now, as you set up your company, remember, 77 00:02:44,860 --> 00:02:46,557 you kids are in charge, not me. 78 00:02:46,601 --> 00:02:48,342 -So like always? -Hmm. 79 00:02:48,385 --> 00:02:49,430 Jimmy Jr. should be president 80 00:02:49,473 --> 00:02:51,432 because he did invent Wood Chuck. 81 00:02:51,475 --> 00:02:53,303 I should be vice president of sales 82 00:02:53,347 --> 00:02:54,870 because people literally cannot say no to me. 83 00:02:54,913 --> 00:02:57,699 -Let me try. N... -Mm-mm. 84 00:02:57,742 --> 00:02:59,701 -Don't do it. -I can't do it. 85 00:02:59,744 --> 00:03:01,311 Hey, I'll be the executive 86 00:03:01,355 --> 00:03:02,878 in charge of sitting on corners of desks, 87 00:03:02,921 --> 00:03:04,706 keeping the mood light. Who needs a nickname? 88 00:03:04,749 --> 00:03:06,708 -How about you, Side Pony? -Hmm. 89 00:03:06,751 --> 00:03:08,362 Doesn't somebody have to make them? 90 00:03:08,405 --> 00:03:10,494 Oh, yeah, you got to saw the wood, sand it, stain it, 91 00:03:10,538 --> 00:03:12,888 stick on the googly eyes just right... 92 00:03:12,931 --> 00:03:15,107 Ew. So you and you and you and you can do that. 93 00:03:15,151 --> 00:03:16,457 -Whoa, whoa, whoa. -[school bell rings] 94 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:18,328 Job well done. I mean, my job. 95 00:03:18,372 --> 00:03:19,895 You guys are just getting started. 96 00:03:20,939 --> 00:03:22,245 Hey, there's a plate 97 00:03:22,289 --> 00:03:24,073 we don't need to wash. Ha! 98 00:03:24,116 --> 00:03:26,510 I mean, we will. We always do. Eventually. 99 00:03:26,554 --> 00:03:29,296 -Everything was so good. -Aw, thank you. 100 00:03:29,339 --> 00:03:30,862 Here you go. No rush. 101 00:03:30,906 --> 00:03:33,169 Uh, excuse me, did you say "no rush"? 102 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:34,388 Yeah, whenever you're ready, hon. 103 00:03:34,431 --> 00:03:36,738 -Well, then, I guess that would be... -Yeah? 104 00:03:36,781 --> 00:03:38,392 -Never! -[Linda gasps] 105 00:03:38,435 --> 00:03:40,437 -A dine-and-dasher! Bob! -Oh, my God! 106 00:03:40,481 --> 00:03:43,310 -How big a check? -$7.50 plus tip. He liked me. 107 00:03:43,353 --> 00:03:44,746 -There would have been a tip. -That's... 108 00:03:44,789 --> 00:03:46,400 Never mind. I'm gonna get him. 109 00:03:46,443 --> 00:03:47,488 -LINDA: Go! -Bob's chasing him. 110 00:03:47,531 --> 00:03:49,881 Go, Bob, g... Oh, Bob gave up. 111 00:03:49,925 --> 00:03:51,318 Now he's walking back. 112 00:03:51,361 --> 00:03:52,841 Now he's stopping to rest. 113 00:03:52,884 --> 00:03:55,496 [out of breath]: He got away. It all happened so fast. 114 00:03:55,539 --> 00:03:57,106 It happened kind offast. 115 00:03:57,149 --> 00:03:59,108 What, I should have caught him? He had a huge head start. 116 00:03:59,151 --> 00:04:01,415 Maybe spend a little less time fooling with your apron. 117 00:04:01,458 --> 00:04:02,764 I can't run with it on, Teddy. 118 00:04:02,807 --> 00:04:04,331 Can't run so good with it off, either. 119 00:04:04,374 --> 00:04:06,768 Well, someone else could have chased him, too, right? 120 00:04:06,811 --> 00:04:08,335 I was busy memorizing his face. 121 00:04:08,378 --> 00:04:10,511 Ooh, what'd you get? I'll make a sketch. 122 00:04:10,554 --> 00:04:12,469 Well, I was startled, so I didn't get much. 123 00:04:12,513 --> 00:04:14,297 -Definitely two eyes. -Okay. 124 00:04:14,341 --> 00:04:16,995 -Uh, what about a nose? -Yeah, right in between the eyes 125 00:04:17,039 --> 00:04:18,867 -and down a little. -Yeah, that checks out. 126 00:04:18,910 --> 00:04:20,085 That's the guy I saw, too. 127 00:04:20,129 --> 00:04:21,391 Oh, my God. 128 00:04:21,435 --> 00:04:22,566 [sneezes] 129 00:04:22,610 --> 00:04:24,481 Wow, that sawdust really travels back 130 00:04:24,525 --> 00:04:26,178 into the old respiratory system. 131 00:04:26,222 --> 00:04:29,356 [wheezing]: But smooth. 132 00:04:29,399 --> 00:04:31,227 Yeah, sawdust with a stain chaser. 133 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:32,924 At least there's no ventilation. 134 00:04:32,968 --> 00:04:34,186 This job stinks. 135 00:04:34,230 --> 00:04:36,798 Each smile I draw is a lie, a damn lie! 136 00:04:36,841 --> 00:04:38,800 Well, the first batch is done. 137 00:04:38,843 --> 00:04:40,715 Now it's time to turn these Chucks into bucks. 138 00:04:40,758 --> 00:04:42,760 Sales: the real work. 139 00:04:43,761 --> 00:04:45,328 I'll take one. 140 00:04:45,372 --> 00:04:47,896 -I want one, too. -You're gonna live with me now. 141 00:04:47,939 --> 00:04:50,464 -Take our money. -You and I are great at this. 142 00:04:50,507 --> 00:04:51,900 I know. 143 00:04:51,943 --> 00:04:54,381 ♪ Wood Chucks making bucks♪ 144 00:04:54,424 --> 00:04:58,036 ♪ Wood Chucks making bucks♪ 145 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:00,561 ♪ We're making Wood Chucks and we're making bucks♪ 146 00:05:00,604 --> 00:05:02,476 ♪ Making bucks.♪ 147 00:05:02,519 --> 00:05:04,391 100 Wood Chucks sold. Wow! 148 00:05:04,434 --> 00:05:06,393 And we all worked our B's off. 149 00:05:06,436 --> 00:05:09,352 Yeah, like when Zeke brought in cupcakes for Jocelyn's birthday. 150 00:05:09,396 --> 00:05:11,485 We worked overtime to finish eating them. 151 00:05:11,528 --> 00:05:12,747 [laughs] Not really. 152 00:05:12,790 --> 00:05:14,618 TINA: Hey, are there any Band-Aids over here? 153 00:05:14,662 --> 00:05:17,142 Oh, um, is something going on? 154 00:05:17,186 --> 00:05:18,579 We celebrated all our sales 155 00:05:18,622 --> 00:05:21,233 by investing our profits in a SodaSpurt thingy. 156 00:05:21,277 --> 00:05:23,932 And we didn't want to invite... I mean, um, disturb you guys, 157 00:05:23,975 --> 00:05:26,456 'cause you seemed really in the zone just making Wood Chucks. 158 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:28,502 Do you see spots in the zone? If you do, 159 00:05:28,545 --> 00:05:30,591 -then I'm definitely in the zone. -Quick question. 160 00:05:30,634 --> 00:05:31,548 -What's going on... -[soda fizzes] 161 00:05:31,592 --> 00:05:33,463 -What... -[soda fizzes] 162 00:05:33,507 --> 00:05:34,769 -What... [groans] -[soda fizzes] 163 00:05:34,812 --> 00:05:37,206 -What... Damn it, Jocelyn! -[soda fizzes] 164 00:05:37,249 --> 00:05:38,990 What? I'm trying to make it fizzy. 165 00:05:39,034 --> 00:05:40,731 I was doing my job. 166 00:05:40,775 --> 00:05:42,385 What's with these cubicles? 167 00:05:42,429 --> 00:05:44,431 You literally boxed us in back there. 168 00:05:44,474 --> 00:05:45,867 TAMMY: We tried the open floor plan. 169 00:05:45,910 --> 00:05:47,434 It just wasn't working. 170 00:05:47,477 --> 00:05:49,479 We don't want to get sawdust in our soda. 171 00:05:49,523 --> 00:05:51,655 Okay, it just feels like you're creating a division 172 00:05:51,699 --> 00:05:53,309 with these divisions. 173 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:56,181 I mean, it's nice not having to see Tammy anymore, but... 174 00:05:56,225 --> 00:05:59,228 Oh, I'm sorry, it's hard to hear you from the other room. 175 00:05:59,271 --> 00:06:00,577 I'm so sorry. 176 00:06:00,621 --> 00:06:02,536 Boy, I really could use a... 177 00:06:02,579 --> 00:06:04,451 [wheezing]: dust mask. 178 00:06:04,494 --> 00:06:06,540 [sighs] If every other class 179 00:06:06,583 --> 00:06:08,455 wasn't literally worse than a sweatshop, 180 00:06:08,498 --> 00:06:10,195 I'd transfer out of here so fast. 181 00:06:10,239 --> 00:06:12,676 Mr. Frond, do you think we could switch jobs soon? 182 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:15,113 Oh, sure, Tina, we'll just switch jobs. 183 00:06:15,157 --> 00:06:16,637 Like people never get stuck 184 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:18,639 in the same job their whole career. 185 00:06:18,682 --> 00:06:20,597 I'm gonna go talk to those guys. This is ridiculous. 186 00:06:20,641 --> 00:06:23,252 -Can I help you? -I need to see Jimmy Jr. 187 00:06:23,295 --> 00:06:25,820 He's, like, super busy in a meeting or something. 188 00:06:25,863 --> 00:06:28,431 Why don't you tell me what it is, and I will tell him. 189 00:06:28,475 --> 00:06:30,694 Fine. We need dust masks and Band-Aids and gloves 190 00:06:30,738 --> 00:06:32,827 and a timetable on when we'll be switching jobs. 191 00:06:32,870 --> 00:06:35,438 So you're crabby. Did I get it all? 192 00:06:35,482 --> 00:06:36,831 -[groans] -Hey! 193 00:06:36,874 --> 00:06:38,572 You bought snacks, too? 194 00:06:38,615 --> 00:06:40,443 No, just chips and chocolate-covered almonds 195 00:06:40,487 --> 00:06:42,706 and a second kind of chocolate-covered almonds. 196 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:44,099 Look, it seems like the sanders and stainers 197 00:06:44,142 --> 00:06:45,361 are doing all the frickin' work 198 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:46,928 while management sits on their damn butts. 199 00:06:46,971 --> 00:06:49,844 Whoa, whoa, whoa, language. NSFW, girl. 200 00:06:49,887 --> 00:06:51,802 Huh. Maybe Tina has a point. 201 00:06:51,846 --> 00:06:53,674 -We should take turns. -What? Hold up. 202 00:06:53,717 --> 00:06:56,459 -Tina, have an almond. -I don't want an alm... 203 00:06:56,503 --> 00:06:58,243 -Mmm. So... -And another. 204 00:06:58,287 --> 00:06:59,593 -Mmm. -One more. 205 00:06:59,636 --> 00:07:00,898 Mmm. Which kind is that? 206 00:07:00,942 --> 00:07:02,247 Let's take a walk. 207 00:07:02,291 --> 00:07:04,293 You are raising some amazing points. 208 00:07:04,336 --> 00:07:05,599 I hope someone's writing them down. 209 00:07:05,642 --> 00:07:07,296 -I wrote them down. -Oopsies. Well, there that went. 210 00:07:07,339 --> 00:07:10,081 So, maybe you could keep all your smarty ideas going 211 00:07:10,125 --> 00:07:12,736 as our new sander and stainer relations manager. 212 00:07:12,780 --> 00:07:15,913 -Manager? -Mm-hmm. You'd be in here. 213 00:07:15,957 --> 00:07:17,741 TINA: This is kind of nice. 214 00:07:17,785 --> 00:07:20,527 Have a seat. The chair is an exercise ball. 215 00:07:20,570 --> 00:07:21,745 -Whoa. -[imitates buzzer] 216 00:07:21,789 --> 00:07:23,617 Jocelyn, could you bring us two sodas? 217 00:07:23,660 --> 00:07:24,879 JOCELYN: Okay! 218 00:07:24,922 --> 00:07:26,750 Did you just make a buzz sound with your voice? 219 00:07:26,794 --> 00:07:28,752 Mm-hmm, I did. And so can you. 220 00:07:28,796 --> 00:07:29,884 [imitates buzzer] 221 00:07:29,927 --> 00:07:30,972 -Feels good, right? -Yeah. 222 00:07:31,015 --> 00:07:32,539 -Sodas. -[Tammy slurping] 223 00:07:32,582 --> 00:07:34,497 Well, it's what's best for the company, right? 224 00:07:34,541 --> 00:07:36,978 [burps] Exactly. 225 00:07:37,021 --> 00:07:38,762 [slurping] 226 00:07:38,806 --> 00:07:40,503 -I don't believe it. -Me either. 227 00:07:40,547 --> 00:07:43,288 An exercise ball for a desk chair? What's next? 228 00:07:43,332 --> 00:07:45,073 By the way, Rudy, thank you for letting me stand on you. 229 00:07:45,116 --> 00:07:46,988 No problem. [grunts] 230 00:07:49,904 --> 00:07:52,602 And my Scotch tape. And, you know, this cat calendar is mine, 231 00:07:52,646 --> 00:07:53,908 but I think I'm gonna leave it. 232 00:07:53,951 --> 00:07:55,649 Ugh. You're one of them now, Tina. 233 00:07:55,692 --> 00:07:56,867 You're a suit. 234 00:07:56,911 --> 00:07:58,390 And not a fun, frisky suit, 235 00:07:58,434 --> 00:07:59,566 like something Ellen would wear. 236 00:07:59,609 --> 00:08:00,871 Guys, this is a good thing. 237 00:08:00,915 --> 00:08:02,394 I'm gonna be your eyes and ears over there, 238 00:08:02,438 --> 00:08:03,787 looking out for you. 239 00:08:03,831 --> 00:08:05,354 Like, weren't you whining about something, Rudy? 240 00:08:05,397 --> 00:08:07,574 A dust mask. It only sounded like whining 241 00:08:07,617 --> 00:08:09,401 because of my restricted windpipe. 242 00:08:09,445 --> 00:08:12,753 Right, so I guess I'll be going next door now. 243 00:08:12,796 --> 00:08:15,799 Unless, surprise good-bye party? Yes? No? 244 00:08:15,843 --> 00:08:17,801 -You've got to be kidding. -Okay, then. 245 00:08:17,845 --> 00:08:20,195 Let's all stay in touch. You said "mouse pad." 246 00:08:20,238 --> 00:08:22,589 -Dust mask! -Right, right, right. 247 00:08:22,632 --> 00:08:24,634 So, in conclusion, we're eating snacks 248 00:08:24,678 --> 00:08:26,244 faster than we're making Wood Chucks. 249 00:08:26,288 --> 00:08:28,203 So, what I hear is we're doing our part. 250 00:08:28,246 --> 00:08:30,988 Yeah, the sanders and stainers got to keep up with us. 251 00:08:31,032 --> 00:08:32,947 Well, if some of us helped out over there... 252 00:08:32,990 --> 00:08:34,339 -Whoa. -Um... -Do what? 253 00:08:34,383 --> 00:08:35,689 -Uh... -I mean, not us. 254 00:08:35,732 --> 00:08:37,952 -Obviously, we're slammed. -So slammed. 255 00:08:37,995 --> 00:08:39,823 Why don't they just make them faster? 256 00:08:39,867 --> 00:08:41,695 How long does it even take to make a dumb Wood Chuck? 257 00:08:41,738 --> 00:08:43,392 Um, like, 20 minutes? 258 00:08:43,435 --> 00:08:45,350 So, if we cut that to ten minutes, 259 00:08:45,394 --> 00:08:48,702 instead of one Chuck, they could make... 260 00:08:48,745 --> 00:08:50,181 Two? 261 00:08:50,225 --> 00:08:51,835 Whoa, math. 262 00:08:51,879 --> 00:08:53,271 I mean, they might have some rough edges, 263 00:08:53,315 --> 00:08:54,708 but it's better than nothing, right? 264 00:08:54,751 --> 00:08:56,274 Yeah, we're all a work in progress, right, J-Ju? 265 00:08:56,318 --> 00:08:57,580 -Get over here, come on. -Aah! 266 00:08:57,624 --> 00:09:00,409 You know, if we cut the ten minutes to... 267 00:09:00,452 --> 00:09:01,628 Five minutes?! 268 00:09:01,671 --> 00:09:03,238 So, good talk. I'm going to let you guys 269 00:09:03,281 --> 00:09:04,631 -get crack-a-lacking. -[snaps fingers] 270 00:09:04,674 --> 00:09:08,156 I was ready to be annoyed, but that finger thing was cool. 271 00:09:08,199 --> 00:09:10,158 I don't know if I can go any faster. 272 00:09:10,201 --> 00:09:12,682 My little body is already breaking down. 273 00:09:12,726 --> 00:09:14,684 Well, there's only one thing to do. 274 00:09:14,728 --> 00:09:15,729 -Work harder. -Half-ass it. 275 00:09:15,772 --> 00:09:17,165 Oh-oh, half-ass it. 276 00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:19,515 I don't know, that still sounds like a lot of ass. 277 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,212 So, quarter-ass it is. 278 00:09:21,256 --> 00:09:24,085 Gonna throw just a little bit of my cheek in. 279 00:09:24,128 --> 00:09:26,783 ♪ Ooh, quarter-assin'♪ 280 00:09:26,827 --> 00:09:29,656 ♪ A little bit of the cheek, a little bit of the cheek♪ 281 00:09:29,699 --> 00:09:32,528 ♪ Ooh, quarter-assin'♪ 282 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:35,792 ♪ A little bit of the cheek, a little bit of the cheek♪ 283 00:09:35,836 --> 00:09:38,708 ♪ Ooh, quarter-assin'♪ 284 00:09:38,752 --> 00:09:40,884 -♪ A little bit of the cheek.♪ -[door bells jingle] 285 00:09:40,928 --> 00:09:43,713 Hey, guys, how was your day? How's Tweentrepreneurs? 286 00:09:43,757 --> 00:09:45,280 -I don't want to talk about it. -[Gene grumbles] 287 00:09:45,323 --> 00:09:47,282 Great. We're pushing a lot of units, making bank. 288 00:09:47,325 --> 00:09:49,676 -How's Bob's Burgers? -Um, excuse me? 289 00:09:49,719 --> 00:09:51,678 Are you making bank? How many units are you pushing? 290 00:09:51,721 --> 00:09:53,723 Tell her you're pushing units. Tell her you're making bank. 291 00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:55,856 Tina, you're-you're not making sense right now. 292 00:09:55,899 --> 00:09:57,640 I know, so business-y. 293 00:09:57,684 --> 00:10:00,425 Let's go, Gene. Smells like "entre-manure" in here. 294 00:10:00,469 --> 00:10:02,297 -That was me, but also, yeah. -[door bells jingle] 295 00:10:02,340 --> 00:10:04,473 Okay, Dad, you didn't ask, but here are five things 296 00:10:04,516 --> 00:10:06,301 you could do right now to improve your business. 297 00:10:06,344 --> 00:10:07,563 -Smaller burgers. -Mm-hmm. Mm. 298 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,260 Cook them ahead of time. Keep them warm under a lamp. 299 00:10:09,304 --> 00:10:10,740 -Mm-mm. Mm. -Raise prices. 300 00:10:10,784 --> 00:10:12,002 -Maybe buy a comb? -Mm. 301 00:10:12,046 --> 00:10:13,787 You getting this, Bob? You taking notes? 302 00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:16,006 Tina, you're sounding kind of like a business monster. 303 00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:18,443 I wouldn't say business master, it's just common sense. 304 00:10:18,487 --> 00:10:19,923 I-I said business monster. 305 00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:21,229 Can we circle back on this next week? 306 00:10:21,272 --> 00:10:22,665 I've got to make some calls. 307 00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:24,101 Also, the spinning made me nauseous. 308 00:10:24,145 --> 00:10:25,929 Do you think she'd do our taxes? 309 00:10:25,973 --> 00:10:27,757 Wait, that customer in the booth over there. 310 00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:29,019 I-Isn't that our dine-and-dasher? 311 00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:30,586 I don't think so. 312 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,675 Mm, yeah, he doesn't look much like my sketch. 313 00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:34,285 Yeah, and this guy has a hat. 314 00:10:34,329 --> 00:10:35,939 Well, anyone could put on a hat. 315 00:10:35,983 --> 00:10:38,159 It takes time. You got to find one that's flattering. 316 00:10:38,202 --> 00:10:39,682 -It's not that hard. -This guy, 317 00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:41,292 he thinks he looks good in any hat. 318 00:10:41,336 --> 00:10:43,817 Anyway, we can't just accuse him if we don't know for sure. 319 00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:45,688 That's true. Uh, why don't you go over there 320 00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:47,037 and feel him out a little? 321 00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:48,343 -Be sly. -You kidding? 322 00:10:48,386 --> 00:10:50,693 You're talking to Sly and the Family Stallone. 323 00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:53,478 Hello! So, you look like a busy person. 324 00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:55,742 -You ever eat on the run? -I'm sorry? 325 00:10:55,785 --> 00:10:56,917 You like Christmas carols? 326 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,527 ♪ Dashing through the snow.♪ 327 00:10:58,570 --> 00:11:00,703 You like that one? The one about dashing? 328 00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:02,879 -She's great at this. -Uh, is-is something the matter? 329 00:11:02,923 --> 00:11:05,490 All right, we had a dine-and-dasher the other day, 330 00:11:05,534 --> 00:11:07,101 and you look a little bit like him. 331 00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:09,407 -The guy had a hat and everything? -No, no hat. 332 00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:10,931 Oh, well, I can see why you'd be concerned. 333 00:11:10,974 --> 00:11:12,759 [chuckles]: But if it was me, I would have to be crazy 334 00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:13,803 to come back, right? 335 00:11:13,847 --> 00:11:14,978 I mean, uh, totally crazy. 336 00:11:15,022 --> 00:11:16,719 [laughs] I'm sorry. 337 00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:18,721 I guess you got one of those faces 338 00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:20,636 where you look like other people, like owls. 339 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,116 -[chuckles] -All owls look the same to me. 340 00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:23,857 -Those big eyes. -[chuckles] 341 00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:25,293 Oh, sure. You know, it's fine. 342 00:11:25,336 --> 00:11:27,948 Oh, hope you enjoyed your meal. Here's your check. 343 00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:28,949 -It's not him. -Aah! 344 00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:31,081 -Okay, it's him. -Damn it! 345 00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:32,866 Hi, guys. Just popping in. 346 00:11:32,909 --> 00:11:34,215 We couldn't finish these next door, 347 00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:36,304 so, naturally, I thought of you. 348 00:11:36,347 --> 00:11:38,567 Oh really, Tina? A third of a muffin? 349 00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:41,004 [gasps] Thank you so much. 350 00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:43,528 It's raisin something or other. It's not good. Anyway, 351 00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:45,922 we've had a ton of complaints about splinters, so... 352 00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:47,968 I'm doing my best. 353 00:11:48,011 --> 00:11:49,534 Any progress on my dust mask? 354 00:11:49,578 --> 00:11:51,188 Working on it, Rudy! 355 00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:53,190 What's it gonna take to get more work out of you guys? 356 00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:54,975 I've tried the carrot, I've tried the stick. 357 00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:56,759 And you even tried carrot sticks. 358 00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:59,457 -That was a dark day. -I'm feeling dizzy. 359 00:11:59,501 --> 00:12:01,242 Pull your shirt over your mouth and keep going, Rudy. 360 00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:02,809 Oh, good idea. 361 00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:04,767 Tina, you are this close to a walkout. 362 00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:06,943 Yeah, except walking also sounds like too much work. 363 00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:08,553 Where am I?! 364 00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:10,468 Everything looks like a Wood Chuck! 365 00:12:10,512 --> 00:12:12,166 You broke Rudy, Tina! 366 00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:13,776 Rudy, you're fine! 367 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,778 Why is that Wood Chuck saying I'm fine?! 368 00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:18,389 That's it! We're out. We're on strike. 369 00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:20,783 Wait. What? Hey, we-we-we can work this out. 370 00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:22,916 I think I can get you guys, uh, SodaSpurt privileges. 371 00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:25,440 Maybe-maybe not flavored, but-but still, uh, bubbles. 372 00:12:25,483 --> 00:12:27,834 Put your bubbles in your butt! Come on, guys. 373 00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:29,705 Fine! Where you gonna go with your skills? 374 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,838 One of the other ten Wood Chuck factories in town? 375 00:12:31,881 --> 00:12:34,144 Oh, that's right. We're the only one! 376 00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:36,364 Guys, nobody's buying Wood Chucks anymore. 377 00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:39,280 I didn't make a sales chart, but if I did, it would go like this. 378 00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:41,369 [sputtering] 379 00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:42,849 Yeah. What happened to quality control? 380 00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:45,808 Instead of a cute smile, this one says "Tina's a butt." 381 00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:48,376 This isn't Wood Chuck! I wouldn't hang out with this! 382 00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:49,856 TINA: [exhales] Let's not sugarcoat it. 383 00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:51,509 Wood Chuck is dead. 384 00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:53,250 It's a greasy, googly patch on the road. 385 00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:55,513 -Dang. -Also, our entire labor force just quit. 386 00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:58,299 But to keep snacks coming, we need product. 387 00:12:58,342 --> 00:13:00,257 So we turn the page... to Wood Chuck 2. 388 00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:02,390 Everything kids loved about Wood Chuck 1 389 00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:04,174 in a smaller package we don't even sand. 390 00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:05,697 I've been working on it in secret. 391 00:13:05,741 --> 00:13:06,960 I mean, it only took a minute, 392 00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:08,483 so it wasn't hard to not tell anyone. 393 00:13:08,526 --> 00:13:10,702 Wood Chuck? More like Wood Yuck. 394 00:13:10,746 --> 00:13:12,530 Doesn't matter. It's new. We say it's cool. 395 00:13:12,574 --> 00:13:14,315 Best of all, it sells for half price. 396 00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:16,056 How can we sell it for half price? 397 00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:18,014 By squeezing our suppliers. 398 00:13:18,058 --> 00:13:20,016 EDITH: You got big ones, coming in here, 399 00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:21,975 demanding cut-rate googly eye prices. 400 00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:23,890 Cajones! 401 00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:26,066 You're gonna do it, too, dying mom-and-pop shop, 402 00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:29,069 or I take my business to the craft superstore in Bog Harbor. 403 00:13:29,112 --> 00:13:31,288 Yarn Barn? On the outside, it's shaped like a barn, 404 00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:33,334 but on the inside, it looks like a normal store. 405 00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:34,988 It's ridiculous! 406 00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:36,772 -Well, can't wait to see it. -Yeah, bye. 407 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,992 All right, fine, but if you want bulk prices, 408 00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:40,341 you take bulk quantity. 409 00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:43,083 5,000 googlies, a hundred dollars, no returns! 410 00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:44,562 Gulp. I mean, not gulp. Confident. 411 00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:46,086 Can we get them on credit? 412 00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:48,044 Depends. Are you familiar with the concept 413 00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:50,133 of jacked-up interest rates? 414 00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:51,656 -No. -Then sign here. 415 00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:53,745 I don't know, Tina. That's, like, a big risk 416 00:13:53,789 --> 00:13:55,573 on something I still wouldn't hang out with. 417 00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:57,140 I believe in Wood Chuck 2. 418 00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:58,794 I mean, I believe people will buy anything 419 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,970 with a higher number than the model that came before it. 420 00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:05,932 Huh. Should we have called it Wood Chuck Gold Series? 421 00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:08,108 -In wood? -Ooh, I want that. 422 00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:10,066 Mr. Frond, hypothetically, what would happen 423 00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:12,547 if the Tweentrepreneurs had a really big googly eye bill 424 00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:14,114 they couldn't pay? 425 00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:16,246 You'd be bankrupt, which happens. No shame. 426 00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:18,727 -Oh, that's not so bad. -You'd also get an "F", 427 00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:20,468 and "Terrible at business" would be placed 428 00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:21,904 -on your permanent record. -Oh. 429 00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:24,037 And you're not a real company, so you couldn't 430 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,908 really declare bankruptcy, so you'd have to pay your bill 431 00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,910 -or be criminally liable. -Oh, God! 432 00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:30,043 But, Tina, relax. Your question was hypothetical. 433 00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:31,609 Right. 434 00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:33,960 Whoa. Tina burned this crappy company to the ground. 435 00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:35,918 Yeah, where did shego to school? 436 00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:38,399 Oh. Where we do. 437 00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:43,360 Darn it, Tina! It's your fault we're flunking. 438 00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:45,797 Now I'll never get into the Ivan League. 439 00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:47,408 Okay, okay, got a little distracted. 440 00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:49,714 There were so many office birthday parties! 441 00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:51,716 Boy, I don't know whatEdith and Harold are gonna do 442 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,936 when you tell 'em you don't have their googly eye money. 443 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,286 I heard Edith put a knitting needle through a man's hand 444 00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:58,201 just because he didn't have exact change. 445 00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:00,725 Well, maybe they'll be super cool about it? 446 00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:03,032 Yeah, I wouldn't count on that. 447 00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:08,951 Ugh... 448 00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:10,344 LINDA: It's not our fault 449 00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:12,172 we got double dined-and-dashed, Bob. 450 00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:14,174 It's like fool me once, shame on you. 451 00:15:14,217 --> 00:15:16,002 Fool me twice, guess where the shame is now? 452 00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:17,568 Still you! 453 00:15:17,612 --> 00:15:19,048 I don't think that's how it goes. 454 00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:20,789 -Hi there. -Oh, my God. 455 00:15:20,832 --> 00:15:22,182 Now this is chutzpah. 456 00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:24,140 I'm going around the neighborhood as a courtesy. 457 00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:27,230 My identical twin brother has been dining and dashing 458 00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:29,058 in restaurants all over town. 459 00:15:29,102 --> 00:15:30,668 Your-your identical twin brother? 460 00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:32,453 Oh, yes-- Gary. He's a bad seed. 461 00:15:32,496 --> 00:15:35,108 And he makes life very difficult for me, the good seed. 462 00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:36,848 How stupid do you think we are? 463 00:15:36,892 --> 00:15:39,112 Aw, it sounds like he's been here already. 464 00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:40,678 He was. Youwere! 465 00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:43,246 We're not buying your evil twin brother... hooey. 466 00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:44,639 Look, I was trying to do you a favor. 467 00:15:44,682 --> 00:15:46,684 I'm not even here to eat, although... 468 00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:48,860 -I am a little bit hungry. -Aha. 469 00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:50,384 Okay, I get it. You don't want to serve me. 470 00:15:50,427 --> 00:15:52,212 I'll tell you what. I'll prepay. Here's $20. 471 00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:54,692 -What can go wrong, huh? -Okay. 472 00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:56,346 That was amazing. [laughs] 473 00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:58,696 -Let's settle up. How much? -Seven dollars. 474 00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:01,003 Great. Let's throw a two-dollar tip on there. 475 00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:02,700 So what does that make now? Nine? 476 00:16:02,744 --> 00:16:04,876 Okay, just give me, uh, nine back from that 20. 477 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:07,053 -Uh, uh, right. -Nine from 20. 478 00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:09,577 And seven, eight, nine, and... we're good. 479 00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:11,274 Wait. I think we did that backwards. 480 00:16:11,318 --> 00:16:13,189 Uh, I-I-I thought something was wrong. 481 00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:15,670 [chuckling]: Right, I was supposed to give youthe nine. 482 00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:17,846 Sorry. You have my 20. I have your nine. 483 00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:19,282 You're not trying to scam me, are you? 484 00:16:19,326 --> 00:16:20,936 -[laughing]: Nah, nah. -[laughs] No, we're not. 485 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,807 Okay, wait, um, so I give you your nine, 486 00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:23,939 and you give me my 20. 487 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,636 Right. No, I... Sorry. I got it. 488 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,203 Here we go. Nine back to you, and now we're square. 489 00:16:27,247 --> 00:16:28,509 -Okay. -And bye. 490 00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:30,685 -Hey, watch out for my brother. -[chuckles] We will. 491 00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:33,035 Ugh. Imagine having a brother like that. 492 00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:37,039 Seven, tip makes nine. His 20, my... my nine. 493 00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:40,129 Damn it! He came in with 20, he left with 20, Lin. 494 00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:41,522 -He got a free meal. -[gasps] 495 00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:44,090 Both twins are evil. Their poor mother. 496 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:47,615 So we've opened up this emergency meeting to everyone, 497 00:16:47,658 --> 00:16:49,530 even the kids from the other side of the cardboard. 498 00:16:49,573 --> 00:16:51,532 There's probably a nicer way of saying that. 499 00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:53,751 Oh, nowwe're invited to the meetings. 500 00:16:53,795 --> 00:16:56,058 When the company's in the toilet and the snacks are gone. 501 00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:57,103 The snacks are gone?! 502 00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:58,669 We got to do something fast. 503 00:16:58,713 --> 00:17:00,193 We're up to our googly eyeballs in debt! 504 00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:02,325 -How bad is it? -That's pretty bad. 505 00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:05,328 Oh, sorry, kids. I didn't see you in here. 506 00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:08,462 Now, how can we raise some cash from these horrible Wood Chucks? 507 00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:10,725 Louise, you want to kick things off 508 00:17:10,768 --> 00:17:12,205 with the... perfect idea? 509 00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:14,946 Uh-uh. You guys created this mess, not us. 510 00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:16,992 I will, however, bless this mess. 511 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,689 You'll never unload these things. 512 00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:21,127 You might as well try to sell the whole stupid company. 513 00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:22,476 Yes, that's it! Unload the whole company 514 00:17:22,519 --> 00:17:24,130 on some unsuspecting fool. 515 00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:26,219 Ugh! I didn't mean to give you a real idea. 516 00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:28,134 -Ugh, but who? -Yeah. Ha-ha. 517 00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:29,961 Good luck finding your fool. 518 00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:31,572 You think the streets are crawling with Teddys? 519 00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:34,314 -Aha! -No, I did it again! 520 00:17:34,357 --> 00:17:36,185 So what's this investment opportunity? 521 00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:37,926 -Spoiler alert. I want in. -Good. 522 00:17:37,969 --> 00:17:40,015 I've never gotten in on the ground floor of anything. 523 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,364 I always chickened out. Not this time. 524 00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:42,931 Okay, this is our product. 525 00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:44,106 Don't know what this is, 526 00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:45,542 and there's a big splinter in my hand. 527 00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:47,196 Not gonna let that bother me. 528 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,241 By the way, we're not telling my mom and dad 529 00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:49,242 about you investing. 530 00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:50,678 That raises red flags, 531 00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:52,288 like maybe I shouldn't be doing this. 532 00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:54,595 But I'm gonna quash that feeling so I don't miss out. 533 00:17:54,638 --> 00:17:56,162 -Let's do it. -LOUISE: Ah, Tina. 534 00:17:56,205 --> 00:17:58,251 -There you are. -So you weren't going out 535 00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:00,122 -to look at the foliage. -Teddy, 536 00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:02,211 don't invest; the company's a stinker. 537 00:18:02,255 --> 00:18:03,386 [quietly]: Go away, you guys. 538 00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:05,606 Teddy, I'm warning you, you'd be wasting your money. 539 00:18:05,649 --> 00:18:07,347 You got to waste money to make money. 540 00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:09,000 -Teddy! -You're Bob's kid, 541 00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:11,002 and if your company is anything like Bob's Burgers, 542 00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:13,266 I know I'm getting in on something special. 543 00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:15,006 So here's my hundred dollars. 544 00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:17,574 -[groaning] -LOUISE: I think that's the sound of your soul 545 00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:19,402 leaving your body. 546 00:18:22,013 --> 00:18:24,581 Teddy, I can't do it. Louise is right. 547 00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:27,280 The company is crap. We make a dangerous, worthless product. 548 00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:29,369 -Like shampoo. -Companies have growing pains. 549 00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:31,240 -Perfectly normal. -Don't you get it? 550 00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:33,416 I was conning you. I'm a business monster. 551 00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:36,071 Wow. I don't know what to say, except that kind of honesty-- 552 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,247 I've never believed in you more than right now. 553 00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:39,509 Take your money back, damn it! 554 00:18:39,553 --> 00:18:41,337 I'm just gonna give you more, Tina! 555 00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:43,731 Teddy did not want to take that money back. 556 00:18:43,774 --> 00:18:45,211 We did what we had to do. 557 00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:47,213 Then everybody was staring, like they'd never seen 558 00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:49,258 three kids holding a crying man down, 559 00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:50,738 shoving money in his pants. 560 00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:52,043 I'm really sorry, guys. 561 00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:53,306 I don't know what got into me before. 562 00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:55,438 All I saw were dollar signs and snacks. 563 00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:57,745 You flew too close to the Sun Chips. 564 00:18:57,788 --> 00:19:00,313 You know, I think I'd rather be a good bad businessperson, 565 00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:02,880 like Dad, than a bad good businessperson. 566 00:19:02,924 --> 00:19:04,012 Does that make sense? 567 00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:05,187 Is this one of those riddles 568 00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:07,058 where it turns out you're your own son? 569 00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:09,235 Gene, I-I think you sat on some googly eyes. 570 00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:10,845 That's okay, I'm used to eyes on my butt. 571 00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:12,760 Oh, my God, guys. 572 00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:14,892 We never should have made Wood Chucks in the first place. 573 00:19:14,936 --> 00:19:16,416 We should have made... 574 00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:17,852 -Could Chucks. -Do what Chucks? 575 00:19:17,895 --> 00:19:19,201 Yeah, I'm not fol... I don't... 576 00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:20,463 I'm not following this. 577 00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:22,683 "Could Chucks," 'cause they couldbe anything. 578 00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:24,075 Googly eyes can go anywhere. 579 00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:25,990 Like... Phone Chuck? 580 00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:27,296 Inhaler Chuck. 581 00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:28,863 -Zeke Chuck. -[laughs] 582 00:19:28,906 --> 00:19:30,430 We can sell them for 25 cents a pair, 583 00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:31,779 pay off our debt to Reflections, 584 00:19:31,822 --> 00:19:33,084 and still make a small profit. 585 00:19:33,128 --> 00:19:34,825 Well, let's get to selling, people. 586 00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:37,306 But there's one thing we got to do first. 587 00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:39,352 -Tear down these walls! -Whoa, whoa. 588 00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:41,223 But then it will look like you're as good as me. 589 00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:43,225 Oh, you're still vice president, Tammy. 590 00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:45,358 -Oh, phew. -The rest of us are presidents. 591 00:19:45,401 --> 00:19:46,663 What?! 592 00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:48,099 LINDA: So, you sold off 593 00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:49,144 all your googly eyes, 594 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,928 paid off Edith and Harold, and broke even? 595 00:19:50,972 --> 00:19:52,452 -Yep. -Aw. 596 00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:54,280 I'm proud of my Tweentrepreneurs. 597 00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:56,238 And Mr. Frond gave us a B-minus. 598 00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:58,936 Oh, my God, a B-minus? That's a Belcher A. 599 00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:01,330 And I saved two googlies so I can put 'em on my bosom, 600 00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:03,332 and I can say, "My eyes are down here!" 601 00:20:03,376 --> 00:20:04,899 -[door bells jingle] -Hi. It's me. 602 00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:06,117 [gasps] Unbelievable. 603 00:20:06,161 --> 00:20:07,641 -I-I know, I know. -You see? 604 00:20:07,684 --> 00:20:09,425 This is why we need a net from the ceiling. 605 00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:10,905 So when things like this happen, 606 00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:12,385 we could drop a net from the ceiling. 607 00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:14,169 No, please. I did it, I'm sorry. 608 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,257 But your food is so good. 609 00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:16,954 I've never hit a place three times. 610 00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:18,434 Honestly, it's a compliment. 611 00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:21,481 You robbed us three times. That's not a compliment. 612 00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:23,483 Look, here's all the money I owe you, I just... 613 00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:26,355 I want to be able to come here as a real customer. 614 00:20:26,399 --> 00:20:28,488 [chuckles] You want to be a real customer? 615 00:20:28,531 --> 00:20:30,751 I'm tired of dashing, Bob. Can we start over? 616 00:20:30,794 --> 00:20:33,406 [sighs] All right, ground rules. 617 00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:34,885 You sit on this stool, away from the door 618 00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:36,670 -and cash register. -You don't touch anything. 619 00:20:36,713 --> 00:20:39,847 Louise and Gene are gonna duct tape your hands and your feet. 620 00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:41,283 That seems fair. No problem. 621 00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:42,458 I don't even know what's happening, 622 00:20:42,502 --> 00:20:44,199 -but I love it. -Pay first. 623 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,506 Push your wallet across the counter with your face. 624 00:20:46,549 --> 00:20:47,724 And don't talk while we make change. 625 00:20:47,768 --> 00:20:49,987 In fact, we're not even making change, it's all tip. 626 00:20:50,031 --> 00:20:52,425 I say we do this for all our customers now. 627 00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:54,209 We'll feed you your burger. 628 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,342 Hi, I'm Tina. I'll be your feeder today. 629 00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:57,517 Would you like me to pretend your food 630 00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,562 -is some sort of airplane or train? -Train, please. 631 00:20:59,606 --> 00:21:01,999 -TINA: You're a good businessman, Dad.-BOB: Thank you, Tina. 632 00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:05,176 ♪ She's a business monster, a business monster♪ 633 00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:08,528 ♪ Pushing units and making bank♪ 634 00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:12,401 ♪ She's a business monster, a business monster♪ 635 00:21:12,445 --> 00:21:15,535 ♪ Her cardboard office is totally swank♪ 636 00:21:15,578 --> 00:21:19,713 ♪ She's pounding soda, living on snacks♪ 637 00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:22,977 ♪ She'll talk about it later, she'll circle back♪ 638 00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:26,546 ♪ She's a business monster, a business monster♪ 639 00:21:26,589 --> 00:21:30,593 ♪ Walking around like her crap don't stank♪ 640 00:21:30,637 --> 00:21:33,422 ♪ She's a business monster, a business monster.♪ 641 00:21:35,163 --> 00:21:37,078 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 642 00:21:39,385 --> 00:21:41,387 Those were tasty laughs onBob's Burgers. 643 00:21:41,430 --> 00:21:43,606 Now here are a few more shows to check out from Fox. 644 00:21:45,782 --> 00:21:47,436 Buckle up, Buttercup. 645 00:21:48,872 --> 00:21:51,571 It's real, and it pulls people together. 646 00:21:51,614 --> 00:21:54,051 -♪ We're breaking waves♪ -[siren wailing] 647 00:21:54,095 --> 00:21:55,401 ♪ Shooting stars♪ 648 00:21:55,444 --> 00:21:58,795 ♪ We live for glory not forever♪ 649 00:21:58,839 --> 00:21:59,927 MAN: Touchdown! 650 00:21:59,970 --> 00:22:03,409 ♪ Reach out♪ 651 00:22:03,452 --> 00:22:07,195 -♪ Make this right here right now♪ -[laughing] 652 00:22:07,238 --> 00:22:10,938 ♪ Stand up♪ 653 00:22:10,981 --> 00:22:12,635 ♪ Here right now♪ 654 00:22:12,679 --> 00:22:14,637 That sounds like fun.