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[people complaining]

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BOB:
Everybody, please!

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Everybody, let's
try to settle down.

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I mean, a rent hike?
Now? Come on!

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Fischoeder's out of
his freaking mind.

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What are we supposed to do,
jack up the price of yarn?

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There'll be
riots! Again!

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I'm starting to
think Mr. Fischoeder

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just became a landlord
for the money.

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[people murmuring]

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Everyone, can I... can I
have your attention?

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Silence!
Yeah,
tubby's talking!

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Mr. Fischoeder has
raised our rent before,

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but this new hike is
the biggest ever.

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None of us can
afford it.

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Except for me,
right, son?

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What?Ah, never mind.

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What?
Never mind.

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I told Mr. Fischoeder

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we were coming
to see him today,

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but what he
doesn't know is

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if he goes ahead
with this rent hike,

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we're gonna give
him a rent strike!

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Yeah! A what?

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A rent strike.

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It means if Mr. Fischoeder
tries to raise the rent,

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we'll stop paying it.

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Oh, that might
make him mad, Bobby.

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Yeah, landlords hate
stuff like that.

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Exactly. It's the
only leverage we have

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against a guy as
big as Fischoeder.[people murmuring]

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[quietly]: You sure you want to
be the ringleader on this, Bob?

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You know, it could be better
to talk to him one-on-one.

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He's not our friend,
Lin, he's our landlord.

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We have to show him
we mean business.

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Mmm, Bobby Business
over here.

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I like Bobby Business.

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Okay, Bob, we're in.

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[cheering]

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Yay, Bobby, you're
going on a rent strike!

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Just like in Rent.

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Uh, I don't think that's
what happens in Rent.

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No, yeah,
that's what happens.

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ANDY:
Now you smile.

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[grunts]
Now you smile.

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[grunts]
Now you smile.

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[grunts]
Now you smile.

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[grunts]Stop it, stop it.

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Did we really have
to bring our kids?

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Did you really
have to wear that tie?

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It's important
to show Fischoeder

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that we're not just doing this
for ourselves.

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Some of us have families.

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Aw, I love kids.

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Which is ironic, 'cause they're
not allowed in my store.

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I-I run a sex
shop, everybody.

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If we haven't
met, I'm Sal.
Pervert.

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Hey, Sal.Uh, yeah.

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Uh, thanks for coming, Sal.

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Remember, everybody,
stick to the script.

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Rent hike, rent strike.

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Oh, look!

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I thought I heard
the pitter-patter

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of little tenant feet.

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Everyone, have a welcome mojito!

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Wow, mojitos.

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This is going
good, Bobby.

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Mojito, Bob?Uh, not for me, thanks.

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Oh, nonsense.
It's mojito weather.

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I don't want a-a mojito.

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Linda, mojito?

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Sure!
Attagirl.

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Mr. Fischoeder, we've prepared
a few words for you.

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Just, um, give me a second.

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I'm gonna...
put the mojito down.

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Oh, well, that's
a safe place to put it.

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[clears throat] The dictionary
defines "rent" as a...

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This is an old draft.

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Uh, let me just skip ahead.
Here we go.

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It was Gandhi who said...

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Let me stop you right there,
Bob-- Gandhi would want me to.

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You're here to tell me
that if I raise the rent,

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you'll have a rent strike.

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How did you know?

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Whenever tenants get together

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in these little clumps,
you come up with the same idea.

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Well, it's true--
if you raise the rent,

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we're, um, we're gonna strike.

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Right, everyone?

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[shouting affirmatively]

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Oh, but, Bob,
and, uh, loyal, uh...

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Bob-ists? Bob-ites?

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Whatever you want
to call yourselves.

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I'm here to tell you
there's another way.

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Another way?Yes. Carnies?

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I don't get it.A water balloon fight!

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Excuse me?I said a water balloon fight.

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It's how we settle
worker disputes on the wharf.

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Well, that and
freestyle rap battles.

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You may use the entire grounds
of my estate,

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from the garden I ignore
to the field in the back

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where I dump the old rides.

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Uh, I don't think
that's gonna happen.

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If you get hit, you're out.

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And that means
your rent is going up.

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Listen, Mr. Fi...B-But for the lucky winner

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who manages to stay dry,
your rent gets cut in half.

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[all gasping]
MAN:
All right!

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I could use that
money-- to buy things.

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Now, what do you say?

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[chuckles nervously]
N-No.

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We came here
to stand together, not...

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Hold on, now.

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If any member
of my family wins,

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my rent goes down?

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Yes. Children flank
their parents in battle

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just like in the good old days.

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Oh, so people with kids
have an unfair advantage.

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Would you call that
an advantage?

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Giddyup![shouts] I'm okay.

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Mr. Fischoeder, we're not doing
your water balloon fight.

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We're standing together. Right?

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Here's how we're
gonna do this.

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You grab as many
balloons as you can,

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find cover, and at the
sound of my pistol,

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start ballooning.

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Every man for himself! Go!

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Jimmy, what are you doing?!

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I'm getting 50%
off my rent!

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Don't move, Bob!

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Stay where I
can balloon ya!

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No. No, stand together.

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Rent hike means rent strike!

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Linda, wait. Guys!

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Teddy?I'm with you, Bobby.

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I'm just gonna get
a balloon real quick,

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'cause everyone else
is getting balloons.

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Rent hike means rent...
[screams]

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No...!

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Oh, but the gun says yes.

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MAN:
Go, go, go! Hurry, hurry!

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Kids, stay away
from the water balloons!

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Oh, right, Dad,
like you can just tell kids,

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"Stay away from
the water balloons."

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Sorry, Bob.

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Tenant clump un-clumped.

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Now it's every honky
for himself.

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Everyone, focus.

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Fischoeder is using this
to divide us.

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People, if we play his game,
there are many losers

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and only one winner.

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REGGIE: And that
winner's gonna be me!

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Reggie, no.

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Sorry, Bob.

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I'm always the doormat,
but not this time.

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I'm gonna win this thing and...

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Ah, come on.

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Gotcha.

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That was for you, Bob.

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Ah, geez.

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Am I out? I'm out.

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Good throw, Zeke.

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Thanks, J-Ju.

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So do we have
an alliance?

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Hell yeah.

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I'm the Katniss to
your Pita Bread.

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Carnies, seize them!

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Wha...?
What are you...? Help!

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I'll never forget
you, Bob!

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Where are they taking them?

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To the porch of losers.

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When you're hit, you go up on
the porch and watch the rest

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of the competition
and have snacks.

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Ooh, snacks.

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Snacks?

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Teddy!
TEDDY:
Eh?

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What kind of snacks?

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Uh, cheese and French bread.

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Ooh.Little shrunken pickles.

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You're missing out.

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Oh, my God, I'm so hungry.

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Dad, you got to take cover.

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You're a high-value target
in a low-value body.

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All right, Gene and I
will form a strike team

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and go soak
some suckers.

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This is one wet T-shirt
contest we don't want to win.

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No, kids,
you're not doing that.

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You guys stay close
while I talk to the tenants

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and get them back together.

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And... they're gone.

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Don't worry, Dad.

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You still have me and Mom.

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We're like
the Secret Service, Bob.

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We'll never leave
your side.

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I'm just gonna get a few
little shrunken pickles.

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Mom, no.Oh, right,
right, right.

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[people shouting]

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People, you're
being dumb!

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I'm sorry to be harsh,
but it's tough love.

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"Tough love," aka "love."

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Am I right?

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I'm with you, Bob.

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This is madness.

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Yes, thank you, Sal!

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We got to stay together,

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like batteries and the things
I sell at my store

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that need the batteries.

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Great, Sal. Thanks.

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FISCHOEDER [over megaphone]:
Oh, Bob's getting

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his little club back together.

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Start with the porno guy,
that's what they always say.

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Where's that
coming from?

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By the way,
if you need more balloons,

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I've hidden buckets
around the garden.

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Let's just say
one of these trees bears

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big, wet, jiggly fruit.

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Uh, apple tree!

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Pineapple! Raisin tree!

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No guessing from
the porch of losers.

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Look, it's Harold
and Edith.

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Whoa, that tree house
is nicer than our house.

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That tree is nicer
than our house.

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Okay, you hit Edith,
I'll hit Harold,

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then we'll climb up and see
how rich squirrels live.

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Ready?

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Hi-ya!

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Man, that old prune
can throw a balloon.

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There's more where
that came from, baby!

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Harold, defend
the perimeter!

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Huh? Wha...?
Oh, all right.
[grunts]

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Retreat! Retreat!

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Bob.What?

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I got an idea.

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We can use my bra
as a balloon launcher.

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Linda, no, we're not
throwing balloons.

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Also, that idea
is not good.

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I think it's genius.

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It's not genius.Sure, it is!

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A bazonga bazooka!Ha!

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Listen, we got
to find a protected spot

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where we can reason with
the tenants without getting hit.

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Dad, look.

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FISCHOEDER:
Oh! It looks like Bob the rat

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has found the hedge maze.

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Ugh, he's watching us.

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We're going somewhere else!
Not the hedge maze!

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Don't listen to him!
He's in the hedge maze!

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Watch your step, Bob.
I have a suspicion our maid

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has been tossing the garbage
in there

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instead of walking it
to the curb.

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You hear that? Inga?

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TINA [quietly]:
Jimmy Jr. And Zeke.

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You guys keep going.
I'll take care of these two.

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All right, but be careful, Tina.

255
00:07:52,036 --> 00:07:53,081
I was born careful.

256
00:07:53,254 --> 00:07:54,386
Remember? You were there.

257
00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:55,997
Damn, J-Ju.
We're out of balloons

258
00:07:56,170 --> 00:07:58,259
in a balloon fight-- worst time
to be out of balloons.

259
00:07:58,433 --> 00:08:00,610
Yeah. Where's that
balloon bucket?
TINA: Boys.

260
00:08:00,783 --> 00:08:02,307
Tina!
[screams]No balloons, huh?

261
00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,571
I have one.
But there are two of you. Hmm.

262
00:08:04,745 --> 00:08:06,223
Tina, girl, just let us go.

263
00:08:06,398 --> 00:08:08,052
Yeah, let us go!

264
00:08:08,225 --> 00:08:10,838
I could. Or I could throw
my balloon at you, Zeke...

265
00:08:11,012 --> 00:08:12,622
[gasps]...and spend some time alone
with Jimmy Jr.

266
00:08:12,795 --> 00:08:14,798
in this romantic/creepy
hedge maze.

267
00:08:14,971 --> 00:08:16,278
That'd be okay, yeah.

268
00:08:16,451 --> 00:08:18,279
Hold up now, girl. Hold up!

269
00:08:18,454 --> 00:08:20,891
Uh, you, uh...
you know I like you, right?What?

270
00:08:21,064 --> 00:08:22,413
I said I like
you. A lot.

271
00:08:22,588 --> 00:08:24,504
I'm up to my butt in
it, T-bird. Come on!

272
00:08:24,677 --> 00:08:26,940
Huh.Hell, J-Ju takes you
for granted.

273
00:08:27,115 --> 00:08:29,290
Zeke!Sorry, J-Ju, it's the truth.

274
00:08:29,464 --> 00:08:30,987
Tina, wh-what
are you doing?

275
00:08:31,161 --> 00:08:32,773
I was just about to ask you
on a romantic date!

276
00:08:32,947 --> 00:08:34,383
Bull feces!

277
00:08:34,557 --> 00:08:35,818
Okay, Jimmy Jr.,
if I agreed to go on a date

278
00:08:35,993 --> 00:08:37,254
with you,
where would you take me?

279
00:08:37,428 --> 00:08:39,126
Um, to, uh... to...

280
00:08:39,301 --> 00:08:41,129
the drugstore.Ugh.

281
00:08:41,302 --> 00:08:42,783
Zeke, can you do better
than the drugstore?

282
00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:45,001
Do what?Do better than the drugstore!

283
00:08:45,176 --> 00:08:47,961
Uh, tacos, then to the
touch tank at the aquarium.

284
00:08:48,135 --> 00:08:50,312
Check out the octopuses.
Get tacos again.

285
00:08:50,485 --> 00:08:52,488
Maybe wash it down with
some-something to drink.

286
00:08:52,662 --> 00:08:54,142
All sorts of
good stuff, girl.

287
00:08:54,316 --> 00:08:55,751
Jimmy Jr.? Your move.

288
00:08:55,926 --> 00:08:58,101
Uh... I-I...

289
00:08:58,275 --> 00:08:59,799
Just so you guys know,
I'm not enjoying this.

290
00:08:59,974 --> 00:09:01,496
It's very stressful.
But let's keep going.

291
00:09:01,671 --> 00:09:03,977
We're out in the open, kids.
Ready to shield Daddy?

292
00:09:04,152 --> 00:09:06,720
Front shield!
Back shield!

293
00:09:06,894 --> 00:09:09,331
Great. Great.
I, uh... I love you.

294
00:09:09,504 --> 00:09:10,985
Yay!
Yay!
Shh!

295
00:09:11,158 --> 00:09:12,769
Listen, I don't know
if anyone can hear me,

296
00:09:12,942 --> 00:09:14,466
but we can still
turn this around.

297
00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:16,293
We just have to stop
fighting each other.

298
00:09:16,467 --> 00:09:18,340
JIMMY [mocking]: Me, me, me,
me, me, me, fighting each other.

299
00:09:18,514 --> 00:09:20,124
[mumbling]Ugh. Jimmy.

300
00:09:20,298 --> 00:09:22,865
Hey, uh, sorry this isn't
working out for you, pal.

301
00:09:23,039 --> 00:09:24,389
Yeah, well, it could
still work out, Jimmy.

302
00:09:24,563 --> 00:09:26,000
I convinced Sal
to stop playing.

303
00:09:26,173 --> 00:09:28,350
Oh, Sal,
you in there?Yeah.

304
00:09:28,524 --> 00:09:30,961
Well, wait, uh, you don't want
to win half off your rent?

305
00:09:31,134 --> 00:09:32,441
Don't listen
to him, Sal.

306
00:09:32,615 --> 00:09:34,529
Guys in your line of work
are hurting.

307
00:09:34,703 --> 00:09:36,532
Are we ever. Damn Internet.[groans]

308
00:09:36,706 --> 00:09:38,838
Nowadays, people only
come into a sex shop

309
00:09:39,013 --> 00:09:40,841
if you give 'em
a "boutique experience."

310
00:09:41,014 --> 00:09:42,885
Pshh.Jazz music playing.

311
00:09:43,059 --> 00:09:45,149
Oh... Huh.They want clean floors now.

312
00:09:45,322 --> 00:09:47,543
Oh, disgusting! Poor Sal.

313
00:09:47,716 --> 00:09:49,500
Boy, you really need
to win this thing, huh?

314
00:09:49,676 --> 00:09:52,374
Sal, you see what
he's doing, right?No.

315
00:09:52,548 --> 00:09:55,376
Oops. I, uh, gently dropped
a water balloon on the grass,

316
00:09:55,551 --> 00:09:57,683
and it's rolling under
the hedge to you, Sal.

317
00:09:57,857 --> 00:09:59,250
That's weird.

318
00:09:59,423 --> 00:10:01,513
[quietly]:
Throw it at Bob.
Throw it at Bob.

319
00:10:01,687 --> 00:10:03,211
Don't pick it up, Sal.

320
00:10:03,384 --> 00:10:04,559
Come on, kids.
Throw it at Bob.

321
00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:05,865
JIMMY/ANDY/OLLIE:
Throw it at Bob.

322
00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:06,866
Throw it at Bob! Huh!
Sal...

323
00:10:07,041 --> 00:10:08,738
Throw it at Bob! Eh!

324
00:10:08,912 --> 00:10:09,696
Throw it at Bob! Huh!Uh-oh, we're losing him.

325
00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:11,174
Throw it at Bob! Eh!

326
00:10:11,349 --> 00:10:12,307
Throw it at Bob![slow motion]: Sal,

327
00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:14,657
no...!

328
00:10:14,831 --> 00:10:16,224
[grunts]

329
00:10:16,398 --> 00:10:19,052
[shouts]

330
00:10:19,226 --> 00:10:21,403
[sobbing]:
I'm sorry, Bob and Linda!

331
00:10:21,576 --> 00:10:23,623
Linda, are you okay? You
blocked that with your face.

332
00:10:23,797 --> 00:10:26,059
Yeah. My whole face flashed
before my eyes.

333
00:10:26,234 --> 00:10:28,628
What is wrong
with you people?!

334
00:10:28,802 --> 00:10:30,629
They're not listening, Bob.
So screw 'em.

335
00:10:30,803 --> 00:10:34,154
You got to fight.
And I'm gonna have some snacks.

336
00:10:34,328 --> 00:10:35,243
[grunting]

337
00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:36,374
Lin, what are you doing?

338
00:10:36,548 --> 00:10:38,245
The bazonga bazooka--
use it.

339
00:10:38,419 --> 00:10:39,551
I... don't think I will.

340
00:10:39,725 --> 00:10:40,682
Bob, listen carefully!

341
00:10:40,856 --> 00:10:42,946
You put a balloon in each cup.

342
00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,860
Pull it back like a slingshot.

343
00:10:45,034 --> 00:10:46,732
No, I get it.Aim it slightly up!

344
00:10:46,907 --> 00:10:48,255
It's not that complicated.

345
00:10:48,429 --> 00:10:49,692
I love you, Bobby. Good luck!

346
00:10:49,865 --> 00:10:51,085
She's right.

347
00:10:51,259 --> 00:10:52,607
Screw these people.

348
00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:54,479
Good news, Mr. Fischoeder!

349
00:10:54,653 --> 00:10:56,480
You got me
in your balloon fight!

350
00:10:56,655 --> 00:10:58,788
And I'm gonna win it!
You hear that?!

351
00:10:58,961 --> 00:11:01,269
I heard most of it-- I can't
always understand your accent.

352
00:11:01,442 --> 00:11:02,399
I don't have an acc... I...

353
00:11:02,573 --> 00:11:03,706
Never mind!

354
00:11:03,879 --> 00:11:05,360
Anyway I'm gonna win!

355
00:11:08,884 --> 00:11:09,972
I'm playing the game!

356
00:11:10,147 --> 00:11:11,539
Is this what you people wanted?

357
00:11:11,714 --> 00:11:13,673
Huh? Huh?! Come on out!

358
00:11:13,846 --> 00:11:16,457
May I propose an alliance?Ha!

359
00:11:16,631 --> 00:11:18,286
You could've just said no.FISCHOEDER: Attaboy, Bob!

360
00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:20,331
That's the wrong size
for you, Dad.

361
00:11:20,504 --> 00:11:21,768
But a good color.[gasps]

362
00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:23,291
Did Mom tell you
to take her bra

363
00:11:23,465 --> 00:11:24,509
and use it
as a balloon launcher?

364
00:11:24,683 --> 00:11:26,423
Yes. How did
you know that?

365
00:11:26,597 --> 00:11:28,687
Mom and I have talked through
this scenario dozens of times.

366
00:11:28,861 --> 00:11:29,905
Take it. I-I don't
really want it.

367
00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:31,081
Wish me luck, kids!

368
00:11:31,254 --> 00:11:32,735
Yeah, okay, luck!
Come on, Gene.

369
00:11:32,908 --> 00:11:34,128
We're going
back to the tree house

370
00:11:34,302 --> 00:11:35,606
to take out
a couple of old coots.

371
00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:37,130
We've got
superior firepower.

372
00:11:37,304 --> 00:11:39,610
Superior and padded for comfort!

373
00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:42,484
"How do you know when it's the
right time to kiss a girl?"

374
00:11:42,658 --> 00:11:45,616
Uh, at breakfast,
in the afternoon, in the jungle,

375
00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:47,793
when you're married,
and at the doctor's.

376
00:11:47,967 --> 00:11:49,490
Great answer.Whew, that was tough.

377
00:11:49,664 --> 00:11:51,580
Ugh, how long do we have
to play this game, Tina?

378
00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:52,798
Until I make my decision.

379
00:11:52,972 --> 00:11:54,495
Well, it's getting boring!

380
00:11:54,669 --> 00:11:56,192
Maybe you just made
my decision for me.

381
00:11:56,366 --> 00:11:57,325
Uh-oh!
You know what?

382
00:11:57,499 --> 00:11:58,804
I'm gonna back away.

383
00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:00,544
And if you're gonna
throw it, go ahead.

384
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:01,850
[grunting]
Don't walk away.

385
00:12:02,024 --> 00:12:04,331
It's not walking.
It's dancing.

386
00:12:04,505 --> 00:12:07,116
It's walking!It's a backward dancy strut.

387
00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:08,336
Don't make me do it!

388
00:12:08,509 --> 00:12:09,640
Do it! Do it!
Do it! Do it! Do it!

389
00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:11,817
Damn it, Jimmy!
[grunts]

390
00:12:11,991 --> 00:12:14,168
Whoops.Ha-ha! It's my turn now.

391
00:12:14,341 --> 00:12:15,647
Uh-oh, Tina!

392
00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:17,171
Why'd you say
all that stuff, Zeke?

393
00:12:17,345 --> 00:12:18,825
Why'd you tell Tina
I've had work done?

394
00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:20,303
It's not true!

395
00:12:20,477 --> 00:12:22,176
Oh, like you were born
with that nose.

396
00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:23,654
You're the one
with the perfect lips!

397
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:24,961
Where'd you get those?!

398
00:12:25,134 --> 00:12:26,222
Hey, I have an idea.

399
00:12:26,397 --> 00:12:27,485
Why don't you throw it at Tina,

400
00:12:27,658 --> 00:12:28,791
and we'll be friends again.

401
00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:30,139
No, I'm not sure
I like that idea.

402
00:12:30,313 --> 00:12:32,011
Hey, look, a hedge!

403
00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:34,361
Bye! I think we were
all winners here.

404
00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:36,145
Aah! I'm afraid of heights!

405
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:37,712
You're on the first step.

406
00:12:37,886 --> 00:12:39,540
You look like an
ant from here!

407
00:12:39,715 --> 00:12:41,760
Why do you think they want
to get up there so bad?

408
00:12:41,934 --> 00:12:43,587
You want the high ground
in a balloon fight.

409
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,415
Edith would know that.
She fought the dinosaurs.

410
00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:47,678
Come on, help me tie
Mom's bra to a tree.

411
00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:49,594
Then let's tie my
underwear to a bird.

412
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,205
Get back on that ladder, Harold.

413
00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:52,859
You're not having
a heart attack.

414
00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:54,947
You've never had
a heart attack.
I did once.

415
00:12:55,121 --> 00:12:58,254
That was a stroke, if you could
even call it that, you big baby.

416
00:12:58,428 --> 00:13:00,562
Okay, ready for launch.
This is it.

417
00:13:00,735 --> 00:13:04,130
Let's make "Double D"
stand for doused and dampened.

418
00:13:05,871 --> 00:13:07,568
Oh!
Aah! Damn!

419
00:13:07,743 --> 00:13:09,527
Wow. I did not
expect that to work.

420
00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:11,355
Wait till the Army
hears about this.

421
00:13:11,528 --> 00:13:14,140
[both grunting]

422
00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:15,794
[gasps]

423
00:13:15,969 --> 00:13:17,753
It's everything
we've ever wanted!

424
00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:19,407
Can we get our mail here?

425
00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:20,886
Tree mail!
Tree cable!

426
00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:22,845
Uh, hello?

427
00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:24,759
Felix? Do you live here?

428
00:13:24,933 --> 00:13:27,370
Uh, yes. My brother kicked me
out of the main house

429
00:13:27,544 --> 00:13:29,895
because I have sleep apnea,
and sleep fartnea.

430
00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:31,767
[gasps]
Look! Balloons!

431
00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:34,725
Of course! "One of these trees
bears wet, jiggly fruit."

432
00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:36,423
That is a weird thing to say.

433
00:13:36,597 --> 00:13:37,903
Oh, my God, balloons!
Let's play!

434
00:13:38,077 --> 00:13:39,383
BOB:
Kids?

435
00:13:39,557 --> 00:13:40,950
BOB:
Kids?!
Dad?

436
00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:42,429
Good, you got the high ground!

437
00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:43,865
Okay, wait for my signal.

438
00:13:44,039 --> 00:13:45,562
We're gonna pound these punks!

439
00:13:45,736 --> 00:13:47,043
Whoa. Who's the new guy?

440
00:13:47,216 --> 00:13:48,436
[laughing]

441
00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:50,264
♪ Would you like to ride ♪

442
00:13:50,437 --> 00:13:53,441
♪ In my beautiful balloon? ♪

443
00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:58,750
♪ Would you like to glide
in my beautiful balloon? ♪

444
00:13:58,924 --> 00:14:03,711
♪ We could float among the stars
together, you and I ♪

445
00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:06,583
♪ Oh, we can fly ♪

446
00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:07,846
♪ Yeah, we can fly... ♪

447
00:14:08,020 --> 00:14:09,673
LINDA: [gasps]
It's Bobby and Tina!

448
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,546
It's just the Belchers
and the Pestos now.

449
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:12,938
Go, Bobby, go!

450
00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:15,767
Ooh, salami!
Who catered this?

451
00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:18,335
Jimmy, come out.
This ends now!

452
00:14:18,509 --> 00:14:19,640
[grunts]
Tina!

453
00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:21,120
Hey, you broke my balloon!

454
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:22,644
[chuckles]

455
00:14:22,817 --> 00:14:24,167
Well, at least it
was fair and square.

456
00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:25,777
In my back when
I wasn't looking.

457
00:14:25,951 --> 00:14:28,128
Give up, Bob.
I've got more balloons than you,

458
00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:29,825
and I've got boy shields.

459
00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:31,479
Hi, Louise and Gene
and Tina's Dad!

460
00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:33,307
Back shield,
ease up on my throat!

461
00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:34,698
Sorry!
[coughs]

462
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,484
You may have boy shields, Jimmy,

463
00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:39,486
but I have boy and girl snipers!

464
00:14:41,096 --> 00:14:42,663
I said...

465
00:14:42,837 --> 00:14:44,884
[loudly]:
I have boy and girl snipers!

466
00:14:45,057 --> 00:14:48,844
These are dolls and a tree
house for the dolls to play in.

467
00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:50,366
Mmm.Oh, whoa, whoa,
careful, please.

468
00:14:50,540 --> 00:14:51,673
They're made to
look like antiques.

469
00:14:51,846 --> 00:14:53,109
BOB:
Snipers! Shoot him!

470
00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:54,676
Oh, crap.

471
00:14:56,155 --> 00:14:57,678
Oh, they're too far away.

472
00:14:57,852 --> 00:14:59,158
Mom's bra doesn't have
that kind of range.

473
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:00,638
I guess Mom's
never really had

474
00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:02,118
to launch her
boobs very far.

475
00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:04,293
Uh, do you want
to use this maybe?

476
00:15:04,467 --> 00:15:06,861
Uh, yeah! Why do
you have this?

477
00:15:07,035 --> 00:15:09,865
It's how I send my dirty laundry
over to the main house.

478
00:15:10,038 --> 00:15:11,171
Load it up! Quick!

479
00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:13,520
[cackling]

480
00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:16,784
Ha! You only got
my kids, idiots!

481
00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:18,177
All right, Bob...

482
00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,048
Wait. Good-bye kiss!Good-bye kiss!

483
00:15:20,222 --> 00:15:21,876
Oh, God. Okay, okay, okay,
go, go, go, go!

484
00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:23,356
Let's see if you can dodge this.

485
00:15:23,530 --> 00:15:24,706
Son of a bitch!

486
00:15:24,879 --> 00:15:26,142
Sorry, Dad.Yeah, sorry.

487
00:15:26,316 --> 00:15:29,014
[grunting]

488
00:15:29,188 --> 00:15:31,017
All right, all right.
Easy now, easy now.

489
00:15:33,235 --> 00:15:35,369
Uh, Bob? What's the problem?

490
00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:37,587
Yeah, quit hot-dogging
and do it already.

491
00:15:37,761 --> 00:15:39,721
This is the last balloon.

492
00:15:39,894 --> 00:15:42,505
Yes, yes, yes. Get to it,
you grandstanding foreigner.

493
00:15:42,679 --> 00:15:44,552
No, I have the last balloon.

494
00:15:44,725 --> 00:15:47,206
That means the game doesn't end
till I say it does.

495
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,251
You all have to listen to me!
Ha-ha!

496
00:15:49,426 --> 00:15:51,732
We were gonna work together,
but no!

497
00:15:51,907 --> 00:15:53,561
You wanted to play
this stupid game,

498
00:15:53,735 --> 00:15:56,042
and now youall lose!

499
00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:57,869
Oh, someone's a sore winner.

500
00:15:58,043 --> 00:15:59,610
What made me think
people coming together

501
00:15:59,783 --> 00:16:00,697
could accomplish anything?

502
00:16:00,871 --> 00:16:02,438
People are the worst!

503
00:16:02,613 --> 00:16:04,788
Coming together is the worst!

504
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,748
Are you finished yet?No!

505
00:16:06,922 --> 00:16:08,879
As long as I have this balloon,
you will hear me!

506
00:16:09,054 --> 00:16:11,100
I will be heard! Damn it.

507
00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:13,101
Well, let's call that a tie.
How about this?

508
00:16:13,275 --> 00:16:15,712
New game. Everybody get Bob.What?

509
00:16:15,886 --> 00:16:18,412
That's right. Each time
anyone hits Bob with a balloon,

510
00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:22,067
they get $50 off their rent,
and, uh, Bob gets $50 added.

511
00:16:22,241 --> 00:16:23,721
What?! How do I win?

512
00:16:23,894 --> 00:16:26,419
Uh, uh, you have to...
last until sundown.

513
00:16:26,594 --> 00:16:28,335
That's when the game ends.

514
00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:30,423
And Inga and I watch
World's Craziest Car Chases.

515
00:16:30,597 --> 00:16:31,599
Ready, everyone?

516
00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:32,947
Wait! No, no, no, no, no!

517
00:16:33,121 --> 00:16:34,297
Bob, you have ten seconds
to run.

518
00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:36,865
Ten, nine, eight, six, one.

519
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:39,085
Go![Bob screaming]

520
00:16:42,566 --> 00:16:43,784
Help!

521
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:45,264
Leave Bob alone!

522
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:46,614
[panting]

523
00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:48,094
This is how
they want to play it?

524
00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:49,616
[grunting]
Felix,

525
00:16:49,790 --> 00:16:50,835
do you have
any more dirty clothes?

526
00:16:51,009 --> 00:16:52,489
How dirty we talking?Wow me.

527
00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:54,274
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

528
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,231
[Bob screaming]

529
00:16:56,405 --> 00:16:58,278
I'll try
to keep this briefs.

530
00:16:58,451 --> 00:16:59,582
[all yelling]

531
00:16:59,756 --> 00:17:01,106
[grunts]

532
00:17:02,933 --> 00:17:04,109
Go, Bob! Go!

533
00:17:04,284 --> 00:17:06,286
[Bob yelling]

534
00:17:08,809 --> 00:17:10,333
Whoa.

535
00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:11,769
MAN [in distance]:
I'm gonna look over here!

536
00:17:11,942 --> 00:17:12,943
Oh, I got to hide.

537
00:17:13,118 --> 00:17:15,382
[grunting]

538
00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:18,384
WOMAN:
Where are you?
MAN:
Got a balloon for you.

539
00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:22,127
Wow, Dad might just make it
through this thing.

540
00:17:22,301 --> 00:17:23,519
It's almost sundown.

541
00:17:23,693 --> 00:17:25,000
It's almost sundown?

542
00:17:25,173 --> 00:17:26,696
I didn't bring
my evening face cream.

543
00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:27,959
Where do you think
Dad is hiding?[creaking]

544
00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:29,439
And did that pig just fart?

545
00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:30,875
Hi, Dad.
You farted.

546
00:17:31,049 --> 00:17:32,660
[quietly]:
It was the seat. Go away!

547
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:34,356
Get in the pig with
you? You got it.

548
00:17:34,530 --> 00:17:36,837
No, you guys are gonna
draw attention.

549
00:17:37,011 --> 00:17:39,623
I can win this thing if I just
lay low for another 20 minutes.

550
00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:41,320
So you're saying
we better get comfortable?

551
00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:42,757
[grunting]

552
00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:44,105
BOB:
No, no, no, no!

553
00:17:44,279 --> 00:17:46,673
Bob? You over there, buddy?

554
00:17:46,847 --> 00:17:48,022
It's not safe here.

555
00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:49,502
I have to make
a run for it.

556
00:17:49,676 --> 00:17:51,417
Dad, running's not your thing.

557
00:17:51,592 --> 00:17:53,855
Do you have a plan that involves
standing around all the time?

558
00:17:54,028 --> 00:17:55,335
You're right. Dad
can't move very well.

559
00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:56,857
Thanks, Tina.

560
00:17:57,031 --> 00:17:58,642
But maybe we
can move Dad.

561
00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:00,165
Push harder!

562
00:18:00,339 --> 00:18:02,342
[grunting]
Yes.

563
00:18:02,516 --> 00:18:03,865
That's great!
That could work!

564
00:18:04,038 --> 00:18:05,736
He's over there!Get him!

565
00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:07,520
Bob? Oh, God. Oh, God.

566
00:18:07,694 --> 00:18:09,653
Back off, you maniacs!

567
00:18:09,826 --> 00:18:10,872
Leave my Bobby alone!

568
00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:12,307
Step aside, Linda.

569
00:18:12,481 --> 00:18:13,743
Make me, Reggie!

570
00:18:13,917 --> 00:18:16,007
Come on, sandwich man,
you want to dance?!

571
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:18,140
Get back! That pig up there
is our father!

572
00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:20,010
And our dad's in there!

573
00:18:20,185 --> 00:18:22,797
We didn't come this far
to notthrow balloons at Bob.

574
00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:23,884
Move, please.

575
00:18:24,058 --> 00:18:25,669
Okay. You know what? Fine.

576
00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:28,411
You want to win money
off your rent? Be my guest.

577
00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:31,284
Uh, Linda?
It's over, Bob.
You're getting ballooned.

578
00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:33,328
What do you got, 50 balloons?
A hundred?

579
00:18:33,502 --> 00:18:34,374
That sounds high.

580
00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:36,027
Our rent's gonna be nuts.

581
00:18:36,201 --> 00:18:38,116
We'll go out of business,
live in a box.

582
00:18:38,290 --> 00:18:40,249
You kids are gonna
have to work in factories.

583
00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:42,250
I want to work
at C&C Music Factory!

584
00:18:42,424 --> 00:18:43,686
Linda, what are you doing?

585
00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:45,340
Zip it, Bob!

586
00:18:45,515 --> 00:18:47,038
You had it coming
after everything you did.

587
00:18:47,212 --> 00:18:48,387
You brought everyone together,
looked out for 'em,

588
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:49,866
stood up for what's right.

589
00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:51,041
Oh, I see what you're doing.

590
00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:52,521
Go ahead, destroy everything

591
00:18:52,695 --> 00:18:54,088
this family's worked for.

592
00:18:54,262 --> 00:18:56,134
Oh, goodie! I'm just in time.

593
00:18:56,308 --> 00:18:59,094
Looks like Bob is
about to be ballooned.

594
00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:02,141
Direct hits only, people.
No splash, no cash.

595
00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:08,058
Horrible aim.

596
00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:12,890
What's wrong with you people?

597
00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:14,892
Must be a case
of mass butterfingers.

598
00:19:15,066 --> 00:19:16,546
We're standing with Bob.

599
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,766
Yeah, just like before,
but this time for real.

600
00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:20,333
Right, Jimmy?

601
00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:22,422
Ah, I wanted to throw
a balloon at Bob.

602
00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:24,292
It's fine. I'll throw
something at him later.

603
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:25,772
Maybe a meatball.

604
00:19:25,946 --> 00:19:27,077
Thanks, everyone.

605
00:19:27,252 --> 00:19:28,428
Rent hike, rent strike!

606
00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:30,256
ALL [chanting]:
Rent hike, rent strike!

607
00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:32,648
Oh, I get it.
Just because I'm a landlord,

608
00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:34,651
and I wear a white suit
and an eye patch,

609
00:19:34,825 --> 00:19:36,784
and I raise your rent
and ride around

610
00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:40,090
and throw firecrackers at you,
I'm the bad guy.

611
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:42,659
Well, landlords have problems.

612
00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:44,269
Landlords have problems.

613
00:19:44,443 --> 00:19:45,749
So long.

614
00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:47,229
[pedal clicking]

615
00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:48,883
[groans] See?

616
00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:51,493
My golf cart loses its charge
just like yours.

617
00:19:51,667 --> 00:19:53,147
Oh. Mr. Fischoeder,

618
00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:54,758
I-I just realized something.

619
00:19:54,932 --> 00:19:56,630
Is... is it okay
if I sit?

620
00:19:56,804 --> 00:19:58,326
Mm. People are staring.

621
00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:00,460
Mr. Fischoeder, before
I got all these people together,

622
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:02,113
maybe I should have
come to you first

623
00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:04,202
and talked to you
one-on-one.
Mm.

624
00:20:04,376 --> 00:20:06,988
I should have given you
a chance to be the good guy.Mm.

625
00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:08,990
I've known you a long time,
and I just realized now

626
00:20:09,163 --> 00:20:10,644
I might have...
hurt your feelings.

627
00:20:10,817 --> 00:20:12,166
Here's the thing, Bob.

628
00:20:12,340 --> 00:20:14,430
I like you.
You're good people, sort of.

629
00:20:14,604 --> 00:20:15,865
You don't have
to say "sort of."

630
00:20:16,039 --> 00:20:17,606
And I've always
thought of myself

631
00:20:17,780 --> 00:20:19,260
as the kind of landlord
you could pal around with.

632
00:20:19,434 --> 00:20:21,872
Someone you could pat on the
butt as a sign of affection.

633
00:20:22,046 --> 00:20:24,309
That would...
I... I would do that.

634
00:20:24,483 --> 00:20:25,962
No, but don't touch me.

635
00:20:26,136 --> 00:20:28,182
The truth is, Bob,
I was only raising the rent

636
00:20:28,356 --> 00:20:30,010
so you would notice me.

637
00:20:30,184 --> 00:20:31,838
Really?No. I wanted a pool.

638
00:20:32,012 --> 00:20:33,449
You can't get chicks
with a hedge maze.

639
00:20:33,623 --> 00:20:34,842
Sure. Makes sense.

640
00:20:35,016 --> 00:20:36,365
Bob, I've reconsidered.

641
00:20:36,538 --> 00:20:37,974
Maybe I could
postpone the pool

642
00:20:38,148 --> 00:20:40,151
and the rent hike
for a year or two.

643
00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:43,153
[cheering]

644
00:20:43,328 --> 00:20:45,374
You'll be out of business
by then, Bob, don't worry.

645
00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:47,201
Thank you, Mr. Fischoeder.

646
00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:49,160
I know exactly
how we should celebrate.

647
00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:51,945
[excited shouting]

648
00:20:53,903 --> 00:20:56,211
[laughs] Don't hit my pants!
I'm wearing white.

649
00:20:56,384 --> 00:20:58,518
You'll see the outline
of my wiener.

650
00:20:58,692 --> 00:21:00,737
Oh, what the hell. Fire away!

651
00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:03,044
♪ 99 red balloons ♪

652
00:21:03,218 --> 00:21:05,525
♪ Floating in the summer sky ♪

653
00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:08,048
♪ Panic bells, it's red alert ♪

654
00:21:08,222 --> 00:21:10,398
♪ Something here
from somewhere else ♪

655
00:21:10,573 --> 00:21:12,923
♪ The war machine
springs to life ♪

656
00:21:13,096 --> 00:21:15,403
♪ Opens up one eager eye ♪

657
00:21:15,577 --> 00:21:17,884
♪ Focusing it on the sky ♪

658
00:21:18,058 --> 00:21:21,279
♪ Where 99 red balloons go by ♪

659
00:21:23,064 --> 00:21:26,372
♪ 99 red balloons go by ♪

660
00:21:28,112 --> 00:21:30,854
♪ 99 red balloons go by. ♪

661
00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:33,901
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