1 00:00:20,106 --> 00:00:22,065 Here you go, Teddy.Thanks for the rush order. 2 00:00:22,109 --> 00:00:24,458 I got a hell of a busy day ahead of me. 3 00:00:24,501 --> 00:00:26,460 Teddy, why did you ask for a to-go bag 4 00:00:26,504 --> 00:00:28,419 if you're gonna eat it here?I'm leaving, I'm leaving. 5 00:00:28,463 --> 00:00:30,117 Are you, though? 6 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:32,335 Kids. It's good that you're so busy, Teddy. 7 00:00:32,380 --> 00:00:34,295 Yeah, I got a drywall job in town, plus, I've been 8 00:00:34,338 --> 00:00:36,122 taking care of a summer house out on Craggy Neck. 9 00:00:36,165 --> 00:00:37,862 It's supposed to rain today, so I gotta put 10 00:00:37,906 --> 00:00:39,299 the lawn furniture under the deck. 11 00:00:39,343 --> 00:00:40,735 Sorry we asked.[phone rings] 12 00:00:40,779 --> 00:00:42,737 Hello? Oh, hi, Mr. Handley. 13 00:00:42,780 --> 00:00:45,305 Your hot water heater? Yeah, I could be there today. 14 00:00:45,348 --> 00:00:47,917 All right... I'll see you soon. And now I just took another job. 15 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:50,789 Why would I do that?! Teddy! [growls]All right, calm down, Teddy. 16 00:00:50,832 --> 00:00:53,356 Hey, I'll go out to Craggy Neck for you.What? 17 00:00:53,401 --> 00:00:55,707 Really? Yeah, I want to go to a nice place 18 00:00:55,750 --> 00:00:57,186 and drag furniture under a deck. 19 00:00:57,231 --> 00:00:58,710 Take us!I could drag some furniture. 20 00:00:58,753 --> 00:01:00,146 Well, that'd be a big help. 21 00:01:00,189 --> 00:01:01,799 All right!Wait, if you're all going 22 00:01:01,844 --> 00:01:04,150 to some beach house, then I should go, too. 23 00:01:04,194 --> 00:01:05,891 We could close for a little while. 24 00:01:05,935 --> 00:01:07,763 But, Dad, what if people want to come to the restaurant? 25 00:01:07,805 --> 00:01:10,200 Oh, right. That's true. I p... 26 00:01:10,243 --> 00:01:13,115 [chuckles] Just kidding, Dad. Just kidding. Oh. 27 00:01:13,159 --> 00:01:14,465 BOB: All right, we're here.LOUISE: All right! 28 00:01:14,509 --> 00:01:16,118 TINA and GENE: Yay! 29 00:01:16,162 --> 00:01:18,033 Oh. 30 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:19,165 We're on the frickin' beach. 31 00:01:19,209 --> 00:01:20,731 BOB: That is quite a view. 32 00:01:20,775 --> 00:01:23,039 I mean, I know it's the same ocean near our house, 33 00:01:23,082 --> 00:01:26,173 but this one's better.I mean, it's onthe beach. 34 00:01:26,216 --> 00:01:29,176 They probably have crabs bringing them the newspaper. 35 00:01:29,218 --> 00:01:30,307 That is the life. 36 00:01:30,350 --> 00:01:32,222 Oh, and it's so beautifully landscaped. 37 00:01:32,265 --> 00:01:34,137 [gasps] Look at those boulders! 38 00:01:34,180 --> 00:01:36,400 BOB: Gene, get off the boulders.They love it! 39 00:01:36,444 --> 00:01:38,009 [straining]: I got it. On my own. 40 00:01:38,054 --> 00:01:40,274 Because I'm strong.Good job, Dad! 41 00:01:40,317 --> 00:01:42,623 Oh, so pretty inside. 42 00:01:42,667 --> 00:01:46,061 [gasps] Oh. The door's open. Should we go inside? 43 00:01:46,105 --> 00:01:47,932 Just to close the door?Well, I guess so. 44 00:01:47,977 --> 00:01:50,283 I mean, how else are we gonna close the door? 45 00:01:50,326 --> 00:01:51,807 Oh. We're inside. 46 00:01:51,849 --> 00:01:53,069 We're in the house.How did that happen? 47 00:01:53,112 --> 00:01:54,243 BOB: What are you doing?BOTH: Aah! 48 00:01:54,287 --> 00:01:55,376 You're trespassing. 49 00:01:55,418 --> 00:01:56,593 You're in somebody's home. 50 00:01:56,638 --> 00:01:58,378 Well, technically it's somebody's summer home. 51 00:01:58,421 --> 00:02:00,293 That's different, right?Yeah. Totally legal. 52 00:02:00,337 --> 00:02:02,209 We're just shutting the door. 53 00:02:02,251 --> 00:02:04,167 Ooh, are we breaking and entering? 54 00:02:04,210 --> 00:02:05,733 As a family. So it's okay. 55 00:02:05,777 --> 00:02:07,257 Come stand next to me for two seconds. 56 00:02:07,301 --> 00:02:08,650 It'll feel like we're on vacation. 57 00:02:08,693 --> 00:02:10,217 No, Lin, we should go. 58 00:02:10,259 --> 00:02:12,393 Wow, this is nice. 59 00:02:12,436 --> 00:02:14,002 I feel really poor right now. 60 00:02:14,045 --> 00:02:15,396 Yeah. 61 00:02:15,438 --> 00:02:17,615 I guess we can stand here for another two seconds. 62 00:02:17,658 --> 00:02:19,181 Mm-hmm. Yeah. And then we'll leave. 63 00:02:19,225 --> 00:02:21,314 Okay. But we're not touching anything. 64 00:02:21,358 --> 00:02:22,402 Yeah. Sure. Of course not. 65 00:02:22,445 --> 00:02:24,752 Huh. I think I like boats now. 66 00:02:24,795 --> 00:02:27,058 Aw, these must be the owners. 67 00:02:27,103 --> 00:02:28,322 Cute couple. Little age difference, 68 00:02:28,365 --> 00:02:29,974 but that's okay. 69 00:02:30,019 --> 00:02:31,193 Oh, and they travel. 70 00:02:31,237 --> 00:02:32,456 Must be nice. 71 00:02:32,500 --> 00:02:33,891 Pushing up the Leaning Tower. 72 00:02:33,936 --> 00:02:35,459 Couple of hams. 73 00:02:35,502 --> 00:02:37,026 Do you think we should get a boat? 74 00:02:37,069 --> 00:02:38,853 And a subscription to a boat magazine? 75 00:02:38,896 --> 00:02:40,420 Look at that ring! 76 00:02:40,463 --> 00:02:41,377 Looks like a disco ball. 77 00:02:41,421 --> 00:02:43,206 She's got Studio 54 on her hand. 78 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:44,772 I think I'm gonna get one. 79 00:02:44,816 --> 00:02:46,383 I think I'm gonna get a boat; a big boat. 80 00:02:46,426 --> 00:02:48,254 Wait, what are we doing? We-we got to go. 81 00:02:48,298 --> 00:02:49,473 Kids, we're leaving! 82 00:02:49,516 --> 00:02:51,823 Kids, we gotta go... oh, my God. 83 00:02:51,866 --> 00:02:53,259 Game room. 84 00:02:53,302 --> 00:02:55,262 Oh, hey, Dad. Welcome to Funtown. 85 00:02:55,305 --> 00:02:58,307 Oh, I forgot to get a big house so we could get a pool table. 86 00:02:58,352 --> 00:03:00,266 We do have to go, but first, 87 00:03:00,310 --> 00:03:03,139 I should probably teach you kids how to play pool. 88 00:03:03,182 --> 00:03:04,401 We know how to play. 89 00:03:04,444 --> 00:03:05,794 You just roll the balls and hear them click. 90 00:03:05,836 --> 00:03:07,925 So far I'm winning. [grunts] Yes. 91 00:03:07,969 --> 00:03:09,362 All right, kids, there are a couple things in life 92 00:03:09,406 --> 00:03:11,626 I'm really good at, and pool is one of them. 93 00:03:11,669 --> 00:03:14,105 What are the other things? And don't say burgers. 94 00:03:14,150 --> 00:03:16,413 Prepare for the thunder that is my break. 95 00:03:16,456 --> 00:03:18,502 Tina, step to the side. 96 00:03:18,545 --> 00:03:21,026 I don't want the shockwave to hit you. 97 00:03:21,069 --> 00:03:21,939 [grunts] 98 00:03:21,984 --> 00:03:24,247 Whoa. 99 00:03:24,290 --> 00:03:26,509 [groans] That was terrible.Yeah, I thought maybe it was, 100 00:03:26,554 --> 00:03:28,425 but I wasn't sure, so I just said "whoa." 101 00:03:28,468 --> 00:03:29,687 It's probably the cue. 102 00:03:29,730 --> 00:03:31,384 Oh, yeah. This one is... 103 00:03:31,427 --> 00:03:33,300 crazy warped.It looks straight to me. 104 00:03:33,343 --> 00:03:36,477 Yeah, you can't use a cue stick like this.No... 105 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:38,260 Okay. This one feels not warped. 106 00:03:38,305 --> 00:03:41,611 Corner pocket, your mouth is open, I hope you're hungry! 107 00:03:41,656 --> 00:03:43,353 Damn it! 108 00:03:43,396 --> 00:03:45,354 Whoa... Is that... is that good? 109 00:03:45,399 --> 00:03:47,401 [thunder rumbling] 110 00:03:47,444 --> 00:03:49,751 Ooh, they're skiers. So sporty, those two. 111 00:03:49,793 --> 00:03:52,319 Look like Hart to Hart. Do you know who gave me this water? 112 00:03:52,361 --> 00:03:53,276 The refrigerator did! 113 00:03:53,319 --> 00:03:55,060 What? 114 00:03:55,103 --> 00:03:56,409 Came right out of the door! 115 00:03:56,453 --> 00:03:58,281 Goodness. 116 00:03:58,324 --> 00:03:59,325 What are you up to? 117 00:03:59,368 --> 00:04:00,544 I'm just curious who these people are. 118 00:04:00,587 --> 00:04:02,415 You know, what books they read, 119 00:04:02,459 --> 00:04:03,286 what kind of music they like. 120 00:04:03,330 --> 00:04:05,331 Got it. You're snooping. 121 00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:06,854 What?! I'm not snooping-- I'm just noticing. 122 00:04:06,897 --> 00:04:08,509 Sure. 123 00:04:08,551 --> 00:04:10,205 Ooh, they climbed a mountain. Good for them. 124 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:13,122 Should we go "notice" around in that room? 125 00:04:13,164 --> 00:04:14,776 Ooh. Home office. 126 00:04:14,818 --> 00:04:17,430 Look, they get mail. That's fun. 127 00:04:17,473 --> 00:04:19,781 Ooh, and we got a name! Larry Goodwin. 128 00:04:19,824 --> 00:04:21,521 Why do they have so many clocks? 129 00:04:21,564 --> 00:04:23,132 How much time do you need? 130 00:04:23,175 --> 00:04:25,177 Spooky. They all stopped at 3:13. 131 00:04:25,221 --> 00:04:27,701 Oh, wait, they all moved. 132 00:04:27,745 --> 00:04:29,093 I think I figured it out. 133 00:04:29,137 --> 00:04:30,531 Look at this: They all say Goodwin. 134 00:04:30,574 --> 00:04:31,749 Larry Goodwin! 135 00:04:31,793 --> 00:04:33,447 Larry's rollin' in clock money! 136 00:04:33,490 --> 00:04:35,317 So that's how you afford a beach house. 137 00:04:35,362 --> 00:04:37,711 We've been going about it all wrong.Did you see 138 00:04:37,754 --> 00:04:39,800 that drawer open all by itself? 139 00:04:39,843 --> 00:04:41,802 It just popped open.It did, didn't it? 140 00:04:41,846 --> 00:04:43,370 Yeah, look at that. Just popped right open. 141 00:04:43,413 --> 00:04:45,153 Well, that's weird. 142 00:04:45,197 --> 00:04:46,372 Aw, their wedding picture. 143 00:04:46,415 --> 00:04:48,331 Wait, that woman looks different 144 00:04:48,375 --> 00:04:50,245 than the one in all the other pictures. 145 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,942 Huh. She does. 146 00:04:51,987 --> 00:04:53,596 She had a totally different forehead. 147 00:04:53,641 --> 00:04:54,555 Must've got it reduced. 148 00:04:54,598 --> 00:04:56,252 Mom, this is a different wife. 149 00:04:56,295 --> 00:04:58,601 This must be the first wife![gasps] 150 00:04:58,646 --> 00:05:00,343 [thunder crashes]And Larry traded her in 151 00:05:00,387 --> 00:05:01,997 for a newer, prettier model. 152 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:04,346 That bastard!You think you know somebody! 153 00:05:04,391 --> 00:05:05,478 Larry! 154 00:05:05,521 --> 00:05:06,740 [front door opening]Oh, crap. 155 00:05:06,783 --> 00:05:08,394 Oh, crap. Someone's here. 156 00:05:08,437 --> 00:05:09,744 Are you just saying that because I'm beating you? 157 00:05:09,786 --> 00:05:11,310 Shh! Hide. 158 00:05:12,399 --> 00:05:14,574 Bob? Linda? 159 00:05:14,617 --> 00:05:15,923 You guys in here? 160 00:05:15,966 --> 00:05:17,707 BOB: Yeah? 161 00:05:17,752 --> 00:05:18,492 Why? 162 00:05:18,535 --> 00:05:20,057 Right. Why? 163 00:05:20,101 --> 00:05:21,973 Yeah. Why are you inside the house? 164 00:05:22,016 --> 00:05:24,279 Right. Teddy. Good question. 165 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:26,935 Right, Bob. What are you doing in the house?Uh... 166 00:05:26,978 --> 00:05:28,632 Linda? Jump in anytime. 167 00:05:28,675 --> 00:05:31,853 [chuckles] Wait a minute, this isn't under the deck. 168 00:05:31,896 --> 00:05:34,855 Bobby, why'd you make us come in here, you silly? 169 00:05:34,899 --> 00:05:36,466 Thanks, Lin, that was great. 170 00:05:36,509 --> 00:05:38,598 Sorry, Teddy. We shouldn't have come in. 171 00:05:38,641 --> 00:05:40,644 Poking around, huh? Trying the house on for size? 172 00:05:40,687 --> 00:05:43,038 I get it. You take a bath?What? No. 173 00:05:43,081 --> 00:05:44,648 Your loss.Teddy, why are youhere? 174 00:05:44,692 --> 00:05:46,737 We came all this way so you wouldn't have to. 175 00:05:46,781 --> 00:05:48,608 The weather's getting real stormy. 176 00:05:48,651 --> 00:05:50,653 I thought I ought to make sure the house is all sealed up. 177 00:05:50,697 --> 00:05:52,656 Yeah, I'm sure Larry Goodwin would appreciate it. 178 00:05:52,699 --> 00:05:55,223 Much more than he appreciated his first wife, 179 00:05:55,266 --> 00:05:57,312 who dared to age.Huh? 180 00:05:57,356 --> 00:05:59,271 Keep up, Dad. Right on, Mom. 181 00:05:59,314 --> 00:06:00,968 I wouldn't know anything about Larry. I never met him. 182 00:06:01,012 --> 00:06:02,665 He died before I started working here. 183 00:06:02,709 --> 00:06:05,668 [gasps] Larry's dead?Larry's dead! 184 00:06:05,713 --> 00:06:07,845 Yeah. Terrible accident. He slipped on the widow's walk 185 00:06:07,889 --> 00:06:10,673 up on the roof and fell onto the decorative boulders below. 186 00:06:10,718 --> 00:06:13,415 I thought those boulders seemed traumatized. 187 00:06:13,459 --> 00:06:15,678 Helen, the wife, she's a doll. Nicest woman in the world. 188 00:06:15,723 --> 00:06:17,812 Poor thing witnessed the fall from the rose garden. 189 00:06:17,855 --> 00:06:19,422 Oh, my... oh, my God. 190 00:06:19,466 --> 00:06:22,425 What if Little Miss Second Wife didn't witness the death? 191 00:06:22,468 --> 00:06:24,427 What if she did the death?! [gasping] 192 00:06:24,471 --> 00:06:26,516 Of course!What? 193 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:28,430 Helen killed her husband for his clock fortune! 194 00:06:28,475 --> 00:06:31,913 She's a black widow!We are in the tastefully decorated house 195 00:06:31,956 --> 00:06:34,915 of a killer. 196 00:06:34,959 --> 00:06:37,483 Huh. It is tastefully decorated. It's all right. 197 00:06:40,529 --> 00:06:41,617 TEDDY: Come on! 198 00:06:41,661 --> 00:06:43,098 Helen's not a murderer. 199 00:06:43,141 --> 00:06:44,838 Whoa, Lin, that's a pretty big accusation. 200 00:06:44,882 --> 00:06:46,579 Yeah, well, murder's a pretty big crime. 201 00:06:46,622 --> 00:06:49,495 All right. Time to go.Whoa, whoa, whoa, Dad. 202 00:06:49,538 --> 00:06:50,932 We're not leaving until we find evidence 203 00:06:50,975 --> 00:06:52,324 we can take to the fuzz. 204 00:06:52,367 --> 00:06:53,673 This is a hot cold case. 205 00:06:53,716 --> 00:06:56,590 Yeah, we owe it to Larry and his clock family. 206 00:06:56,632 --> 00:06:58,242 You two cannot be serious. 207 00:06:58,286 --> 00:06:59,853 Look at her shifty snake eyes. 208 00:06:59,896 --> 00:07:02,117 Yeah, if you take away her warm smile, 209 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:04,553 she's got the ice-cold stare of an ice-cold murderer. 210 00:07:04,598 --> 00:07:06,687 TINA: And if you take away her nose, she looks really weird. 211 00:07:06,730 --> 00:07:08,906 GENE: Yeah, and if you take away half of her face, 212 00:07:08,949 --> 00:07:10,603 she's like... half face. 213 00:07:10,646 --> 00:07:13,257 Guys, come on. This is Helen we're talking about. 214 00:07:13,302 --> 00:07:15,391 She was in the rose garden when Larry slipped and fell. 215 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,088 Oh, you mean Larry, the mountain climber, 216 00:07:17,132 --> 00:07:19,699 who can scale the highest peak but just slips off his own roof? 217 00:07:19,742 --> 00:07:23,312 'Cause he didn't slip! Helen pushed him off the widow's walk! 218 00:07:23,355 --> 00:07:24,661 She pushed him! 219 00:07:24,704 --> 00:07:27,403 No, no, no, no.You're really stretching, guys. 220 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:30,536 Teddy, what else can you tell us about Larry's "accident"? 221 00:07:30,579 --> 00:07:32,408 Eh, it was a freak thing. 222 00:07:32,451 --> 00:07:34,584 The guy leaned against the railing and it gave way. 223 00:07:34,627 --> 00:07:35,759 The cops said it was loose. 224 00:07:35,802 --> 00:07:37,413 I bet she loosened the railing. 225 00:07:37,456 --> 00:07:38,893 With what? Magic? 226 00:07:38,935 --> 00:07:41,764 What could possibly remove a nail from wood? 227 00:07:41,808 --> 00:07:44,507 The back of a hammer. The-the thingies. 228 00:07:44,550 --> 00:07:46,422 Teddy, where does she keep her tools? 229 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,206 She doesn't have any tools. She's not very handy. 230 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:50,860 Also... Eh, forget it.What, Teddy? What? 231 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:52,558 Well, I think she might be hiring me because she's lonely. 232 00:07:52,601 --> 00:07:54,298 She's definitely not a killer. 233 00:07:54,343 --> 00:07:55,778 She's really the sweetest little thing. 234 00:07:55,822 --> 00:07:57,519 She's not little, she's regular-sized. 235 00:07:57,564 --> 00:08:00,305 Aw, just talking about her gets me all frazzled. 236 00:08:00,348 --> 00:08:02,132 Teddy, do you have a crush on Helen? 237 00:08:02,177 --> 00:08:03,786 What? Huh? No. 238 00:08:03,831 --> 00:08:05,136 Aw! Does she have a crush on you? 239 00:08:05,180 --> 00:08:06,528 Does she drop things in front of you 240 00:08:06,572 --> 00:08:08,574 so you both have to bend down and pick them up? 241 00:08:08,617 --> 00:08:09,879 Sometimes we have tea on the deck 242 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:11,533 and just talk for what feels like minutes. 243 00:08:11,577 --> 00:08:13,449 Linda, can we have a word in private? 244 00:08:13,492 --> 00:08:14,581 No. Yes. 245 00:08:14,624 --> 00:08:16,233 What, Bob? I'm onto something here. 246 00:08:16,278 --> 00:08:17,670 You're not.I am. 247 00:08:17,713 --> 00:08:19,237 The only thing you're doing is messing up 248 00:08:19,281 --> 00:08:20,978 a possible relationship for Teddy. 249 00:08:21,021 --> 00:08:23,589 This Helen lady sounds like she's nice and lonely, 250 00:08:23,632 --> 00:08:25,896 and Teddy is probably a good match 251 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:27,593 for someone nice and lonely. 252 00:08:27,637 --> 00:08:29,204 Or anyone. 253 00:08:29,247 --> 00:08:31,161 Teddy should date anyone that likes him, basically. 254 00:08:31,206 --> 00:08:32,686 Anyone except someone who's gonna murder him. 255 00:08:32,729 --> 00:08:35,427 But maybe even that's okay. For Teddy. 256 00:08:35,471 --> 00:08:37,428 [gasps] Oh, my God, I just thought of something. 257 00:08:37,472 --> 00:08:39,822 Teddy, so Larry landed on the decorative boulders 258 00:08:39,866 --> 00:08:41,172 in the backyard? 259 00:08:41,216 --> 00:08:41,999 That's right.Look at this photo. 260 00:08:42,043 --> 00:08:43,610 Notice anything? 261 00:08:43,653 --> 00:08:44,959 TINA: Even at his age, Larry could still 262 00:08:45,001 --> 00:08:46,394 pull off cargo shorts? 263 00:08:46,437 --> 00:08:48,615 Mm-hmm.[gasps] There are no boulders! 264 00:08:48,658 --> 00:08:50,616 Exactly! 'Cause Helen put 'em there 265 00:08:50,659 --> 00:08:52,443 when she came onto the scene. 266 00:08:52,488 --> 00:08:55,709 And then she pushed Larry right onto 'em, ensuring his death. 267 00:08:55,751 --> 00:08:58,668 You guys are really jumping to conclusions here. 268 00:08:58,711 --> 00:09:01,149 You mean pushing to conclusions, Dad? 269 00:09:01,192 --> 00:09:03,455 Teddy, how do you get up to the widow's walk? 270 00:09:03,499 --> 00:09:05,674 We're gonna reenact a little murder. 271 00:09:05,719 --> 00:09:07,590 [wind blowing]TEDDY: Storm's really whipping up 272 00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:08,938 out there! 273 00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:10,505 I can't hear you! 274 00:09:10,549 --> 00:09:12,595 The storm's really whipping up! 275 00:09:12,639 --> 00:09:15,466 Linda! You're not going out there. It's too dangerous! 276 00:09:15,510 --> 00:09:16,990 It's fine, it's fine! 277 00:09:17,033 --> 00:09:18,818 Whoa! [grunting] 278 00:09:18,861 --> 00:09:21,429 Never mind, never mind. Let's do it inside. 279 00:09:21,472 --> 00:09:23,432 [quietly]: Mom's hair looks terrible. 280 00:09:23,475 --> 00:09:25,042 I know. I can't look at her. 281 00:09:25,086 --> 00:09:26,653 But you can't look away. 282 00:09:26,696 --> 00:09:28,306 I'm just looking kind of to the side. 283 00:09:28,350 --> 00:09:30,091 Okay, so here's what I think happened. 284 00:09:30,134 --> 00:09:31,875 Bob, you're Larry.No. 285 00:09:31,918 --> 00:09:34,529 Sweet, dead Larry.Ugh, God. 286 00:09:34,573 --> 00:09:35,879 I'm Helen. 287 00:09:35,923 --> 00:09:38,533 I'm a bad person, and I want your money 288 00:09:38,577 --> 00:09:40,667 so onto the boulders with you! [grunts] 289 00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:42,232 Ow! 290 00:09:42,277 --> 00:09:43,712 [Linda whoops]Ow, my back. 291 00:09:43,756 --> 00:09:45,019 Did you actually have to push me? 292 00:09:45,062 --> 00:09:46,889 I think that's exactly how it happened, Mom. 293 00:09:46,933 --> 00:09:50,197 Uh-huh.Nah, nah. There's no way Helen's a killer. 294 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:52,548 Seriously, I think my back is... [groans] bad. 295 00:09:52,591 --> 00:09:55,682 All right, all right, you baby. Let's help you onto the couch. 296 00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:56,899 [quietly]: Dad's hair looks horrible. 297 00:09:56,943 --> 00:09:59,206 It always looks horrible. 298 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:02,557 There we go.We never should have come into this house. 299 00:10:02,601 --> 00:10:04,472 [screaming] 300 00:10:04,515 --> 00:10:05,692 It's all right, everybody. 301 00:10:05,735 --> 00:10:06,866 It's probably just a brownout. 302 00:10:06,909 --> 00:10:08,782 I'm not, like, too scared. 303 00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:10,347 [screaming] 304 00:10:10,392 --> 00:10:12,654 Helen! Hey. You're here. 305 00:10:12,698 --> 00:10:13,655 [gasps] It's her. 306 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,571 [quietly]: Her hair looks amazing. 307 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,268 Let's ask her where she goes. 308 00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:23,666 So, Helen, uh, I thought you were in New York. 309 00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:27,451 I decided to get away for a few days to my vacation home. 310 00:10:27,495 --> 00:10:30,280 And who are these people in my vacation home? 311 00:10:30,325 --> 00:10:32,283 Right. These are my friends. They're a family. 312 00:10:32,326 --> 00:10:34,721 They're Belchers. Sorry, you see, I asked them to... 313 00:10:34,764 --> 00:10:36,852 You take your dirty children and get the hell out![gasps] 314 00:10:36,897 --> 00:10:38,899 Oh, God.Helen, I'm sorry. I... 315 00:10:38,942 --> 00:10:40,900 [chuckling]: I'm kidding! 316 00:10:40,943 --> 00:10:43,337 [laughing nervously] 317 00:10:46,732 --> 00:10:48,517 What a fun, terrifying joke. 318 00:10:48,559 --> 00:10:50,345 Isn't she a hoot? 319 00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:52,389 Oh, I'm glad you're here. I've been driving for hours 320 00:10:52,433 --> 00:10:54,870 in that storm-- surprised the roads are open. 321 00:10:54,914 --> 00:10:56,133 Welcome! I'm Helen. 322 00:10:56,177 --> 00:10:57,961 Hi, I'm Bob. These are my kids, 323 00:10:58,004 --> 00:10:59,528 Tina, Gene and Louise. 324 00:10:59,571 --> 00:11:00,964 And this is my wife Linda. 325 00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:02,705 Nice to meet ya, Helen. 326 00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:05,403 You're making a lot of eye contact, little girl. 327 00:11:05,447 --> 00:11:07,144 That's a killer handshake you've got there. 328 00:11:07,187 --> 00:11:08,841 Thank you. I'm, uh... I'm really squeezing. 329 00:11:08,884 --> 00:11:10,408 Anyways, we should get home 330 00:11:10,451 --> 00:11:12,192 before the roads get any worse. Come on, kids. 331 00:11:12,235 --> 00:11:14,847 [quietly]: What? Mom, I thought you wanted to solve the crime. 332 00:11:14,890 --> 00:11:17,110 [quietly]: Safety first. I have to protect my babies. 333 00:11:17,153 --> 00:11:18,894 Helen, what car snacks do you have? 334 00:11:18,938 --> 00:11:20,722 Oh, I need to not stand up. 335 00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:23,378 Are you okay?Nah, he's fine. He's faking it. Come on. 336 00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:25,206 I'm not faking. My wife pushed me. 337 00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:26,773 Yeah, pushed by a lady. 338 00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:28,208 You know how that is, Helen. BOB: Louise. 339 00:11:28,251 --> 00:11:29,863 You know, I have some pain relievers from back 340 00:11:29,905 --> 00:11:31,602 when I used to take a lot of pain relievers. 341 00:11:31,647 --> 00:11:32,995 Would you like some? 342 00:11:33,039 --> 00:11:34,302 Yes, please.No, he doesn't. 343 00:11:34,345 --> 00:11:35,956 No, no, no.Uh, yes, I would. Thank you. 344 00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:37,783 Great. I'll be right back. 345 00:11:37,826 --> 00:11:39,350 See? She's nice. 346 00:11:39,394 --> 00:11:40,917 Do you think she likes me? 347 00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:42,745 I'm not really a fair judge 348 00:11:42,788 --> 00:11:45,008 since she wasn't too helpful with the car snacks. 349 00:11:45,052 --> 00:11:47,315 Bob, we got to get out of here. She's a killer! 350 00:11:47,357 --> 00:11:50,447 Linda, I can't go anywhere because someone pushed me. 351 00:11:50,491 --> 00:11:52,320 Mom, we got to stay and see this through. 352 00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:53,929 This case could make our careers! 353 00:11:53,974 --> 00:11:56,889 There is a 90% chance she kills us in the next hour! 354 00:11:56,932 --> 00:11:59,543 She's a nice lady whose husband fell off a roof. 355 00:11:59,587 --> 00:12:00,980 You've got to stop. 356 00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:02,417 Does anyone have any cologne? Gene? 357 00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:04,418 No. I'm not allowed to wear cologne again 358 00:12:04,461 --> 00:12:06,595 until I prove I can be responsible with it. 359 00:12:06,638 --> 00:12:08,423 I have a cough drop in my pocket. 360 00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:09,379 Give it. 361 00:12:09,423 --> 00:12:10,642 [jabbering] 362 00:12:10,686 --> 00:12:12,774 All I know is that woman is a mur... 363 00:12:12,818 --> 00:12:14,428 ...maid. Mermaid! 364 00:12:14,471 --> 00:12:15,995 And that's the history of mermaids. 365 00:12:16,038 --> 00:12:17,475 Oh, thanks, Mom! 366 00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:19,433 Such amazing creatures. Hey, Helen. 367 00:12:19,476 --> 00:12:21,043 [laughs] Hi. And here you go. 368 00:12:21,087 --> 00:12:22,784 Oh! Boop! Uh, boopsie. Oh! 369 00:12:22,828 --> 00:12:24,918 What happened there? Crazy arms. 370 00:12:24,961 --> 00:12:27,049 Good thing there's more where that came from. 371 00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:28,703 Here you go.Ha! [mumbling] 372 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,357 Bobby! [grunting] 373 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,229 Wow, what a fun couple you are![thunder crashing] 374 00:12:32,273 --> 00:12:34,665 Ah, it's been a while since we've had a storm like this. 375 00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:36,494 I locked down all the windows. Nothing's getting in. 376 00:12:36,538 --> 00:12:38,408 Okay, water's getting in that one. 377 00:12:38,452 --> 00:12:39,889 [quietly]: Bob, she might be trying to poison you! 378 00:12:39,932 --> 00:12:41,803 Yeah, Dad, do you have a death wish? 379 00:12:41,847 --> 00:12:43,893 People don't put poison in pills. 380 00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:45,634 They put it in food or drinks. 381 00:12:45,677 --> 00:12:48,201 You know what would be great right now? Hot chocolate. 382 00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:49,594 [thunder crashes] 383 00:12:49,638 --> 00:12:51,073 Huh...? 384 00:12:52,466 --> 00:12:53,947 [singsongy]: Mini marshmallows! 385 00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:55,991 Would be nice right now, but I don't have any. 386 00:12:56,036 --> 00:12:57,254 You have a car. 387 00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:58,951 Oh, none for me, thanks. 388 00:12:58,995 --> 00:13:01,910 Yeah, sorry, we don't like hot chocolate, any of us. 389 00:13:01,955 --> 00:13:04,086 Mother, you do not speak for me. 390 00:13:04,130 --> 00:13:05,871 I didn't know I didn't like hot chocolate. 391 00:13:05,914 --> 00:13:07,961 Yeah, you don't.[gulping] I'll take theirs. 392 00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:09,831 I could drink a gallon of this stuff. 393 00:13:09,875 --> 00:13:12,095 It burned the crap out of my tongue, but I love it. 394 00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:13,662 [quietly]: Teddy's dead. He's friggin' dead! 395 00:13:13,705 --> 00:13:14,489 [grunts] Ow! 396 00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:16,099 Hey, these pain meds 397 00:13:16,143 --> 00:13:17,317 are starting to kick in. 398 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:19,711 And my back is feeling A... oh, much better. 399 00:13:19,754 --> 00:13:22,496 Happy to help. I took a couple, and I'm right there with ya. 400 00:13:22,539 --> 00:13:23,889 Yeah. These are good.Oh, yeah. 401 00:13:23,932 --> 00:13:25,629 I'd take more.I always take more. 402 00:13:25,673 --> 00:13:29,024 So, Helen, sorry to hear about your late husband. 403 00:13:29,068 --> 00:13:31,505 Oh, yes, he was a good man. 404 00:13:31,548 --> 00:13:32,985 Good, good, good, good, good. 405 00:13:33,028 --> 00:13:34,769 Uh-huh. Good taste, too, huh? 406 00:13:34,813 --> 00:13:36,423 Well, he chose me. [laughs] Ow. 407 00:13:36,466 --> 00:13:38,426 Oh, no, I just meant those beautiful 408 00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:40,123 decorative boulders out back. 409 00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:40,863 So solid and jagged. 410 00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:42,908 Did Larry pick those out? 411 00:13:42,951 --> 00:13:44,126 Oh, no, I picked those out. 412 00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:45,346 Larry had the tackiest taste 413 00:13:45,389 --> 00:13:46,913 in boulders. 414 00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:48,130 So youpicked those out. 415 00:13:48,174 --> 00:13:49,653 How interesting. 416 00:13:49,697 --> 00:13:50,873 Veryinteresting. 417 00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:53,788 Very interesting. 418 00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:56,096 Yeah. I guess.I don't think so. 419 00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:58,880 So, uh, Larry was quite the mountain climber, huh? 420 00:13:58,924 --> 00:14:00,490 Larry? No. No, I'm the climber. 421 00:14:00,534 --> 00:14:02,101 I had to drag him to all those mountains. 422 00:14:02,144 --> 00:14:03,538 Larry used to call me "Mount St. Helen." 423 00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:04,931 Which I don't get. 424 00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:07,106 Oh, so he wasn't a good mountain climber? 425 00:14:07,149 --> 00:14:08,759 Yeah, he wasn't good at all.Huh. 426 00:14:08,803 --> 00:14:10,761 Total klutz.That's so Larry. 427 00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:13,155 You know, you have such a lovely home, Helen. 428 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,245 Looks like Larry left you very comfortable. 429 00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:17,508 Oh, no, he left nearly everything to charity. 430 00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:19,466 Oh. Hmm.Charity. 431 00:14:19,509 --> 00:14:21,120 Well, everything except this house. 432 00:14:21,163 --> 00:14:22,817 And the place in New York. And Aspen. 433 00:14:22,861 --> 00:14:24,341 I'll get by.Uh, you know what? 434 00:14:24,384 --> 00:14:26,908 I got to poop, and would anyone like to join me? 435 00:14:26,952 --> 00:14:29,693 Family meeting.Of course, Mother, I could poop. 436 00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:31,304 Come on, everyone! 437 00:14:31,347 --> 00:14:33,307 Bobby, you might not have to go, but I want you to try, honey. 438 00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:34,524 I can't move. 439 00:14:34,568 --> 00:14:35,918 I'm gonna stay here with Henry. 440 00:14:35,961 --> 00:14:37,919 Helen.My name is Bob. 441 00:14:37,963 --> 00:14:39,790 Okay, so she put in the boulders. That's guilty. 442 00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:43,056 Guilty as hell.All the more reason to get you kids out of here. 443 00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:44,534 But Larry was a klutz, 444 00:14:44,578 --> 00:14:46,275 so maybe he didjust fall off his own roof. 445 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,365 Wait. Didn't he leave all his money to charity? 446 00:14:48,408 --> 00:14:49,626 Right. True. 447 00:14:49,671 --> 00:14:51,019 But how do we know Helen's 448 00:14:51,063 --> 00:14:52,065 telling the truth about that? 449 00:14:52,107 --> 00:14:53,413 Well, whatever her deal is, 450 00:14:53,456 --> 00:14:54,937 let's get out of this beautiful death house. 451 00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:56,851 And home to our hideous life house. 452 00:14:56,895 --> 00:14:58,158 Fine, but if anyone asks, 453 00:14:58,201 --> 00:15:00,333 we solved this thing, and we were brilliant. 454 00:15:00,376 --> 00:15:03,076 [thunder crashing]Ah, it's really coming down out there. 455 00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:04,990 The rain-- it's an expression, I think. 456 00:15:05,033 --> 00:15:06,948 You get it. I totally get it. 457 00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:09,211 You know, you have a wonderful family. And Teddy. 458 00:15:09,255 --> 00:15:12,041 Youhave a wonderful family and Teddy. 459 00:15:12,085 --> 00:15:14,870 I can't believe Linda thinks that you killed your husband. 460 00:15:14,913 --> 00:15:17,090 [laughs] What? She does? 461 00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:19,004 Mm-hmm. [laughs] 462 00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:20,441 She does. 463 00:15:20,484 --> 00:15:22,182 She thinks you loosened the railing, 464 00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:24,445 and you pushed him onto the boulders. 465 00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:26,360 But she's crazy, and you're nice. 466 00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:28,753 It's really coming down out there. 467 00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:29,971 I got to use that. 468 00:15:30,015 --> 00:15:31,538 [laughs] 469 00:15:31,581 --> 00:15:33,192 That's a crazy expression. 470 00:15:33,235 --> 00:15:35,195 [snoring] 471 00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:36,370 Okay, we all pooped. 472 00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:37,893 Uh, Bob, let's hit the road. 473 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,198 You know, Linda, I have a suspicion 474 00:15:39,241 --> 00:15:41,027 that you didn't all go poop. 475 00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:43,158 What? Of course we did. 476 00:15:43,202 --> 00:15:44,639 Something smells, Linda, and it's not the bathroom. 477 00:15:44,682 --> 00:15:46,032 TEDDY: Road's completely flooded. 478 00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:48,381 No one's getting in or out of here tonight. 479 00:15:48,424 --> 00:15:51,254 What?I guess it looks like you'll have to stay the night here. 480 00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:53,125 No. That's all right. We can swim home. 481 00:15:53,168 --> 00:15:55,866 Linda, I insist, and I always get my way. 482 00:15:55,911 --> 00:15:58,043 I'm very... pushy. 483 00:15:58,086 --> 00:16:00,654 I call couch! [snoring] 484 00:16:04,701 --> 00:16:06,052 So, do you still think Helen's a murderer? 485 00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:08,227 Yes, I do, but if we're all gonna get killed, 486 00:16:08,270 --> 00:16:10,011 we may as well go out playing video games. 487 00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:12,057 Well, I think she's innocent. 488 00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:14,495 No, she's a man-eater, like Ms. Pac Man here. 489 00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:16,149 Ms. Pac Man eats ghosts and fruit. 490 00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:17,628 Don't bring her into this! 491 00:16:17,672 --> 00:16:20,283 Oh, Helen, me sleep in your room? 492 00:16:20,326 --> 00:16:21,893 On the floor though, right? 493 00:16:21,937 --> 00:16:24,287 Not on the floor? In the bed with you? Okay. 494 00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:25,592 Spooning? Sure. 495 00:16:25,635 --> 00:16:27,246 You want to be the big spoon? You want...? 496 00:16:27,289 --> 00:16:28,639 No, you want me to be the big spoon. 497 00:16:28,682 --> 00:16:30,076 Whoa, I hadn't thought of that. 498 00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:31,293 Okay, I'll take first watch. 499 00:16:31,337 --> 00:16:32,817 In a couple hours, we'll switch. 500 00:16:32,860 --> 00:16:34,427 Yeah, yup, you got it, Gene. 501 00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:36,298 I'm not Gene. I'm your wife Linda.Rub my face. 502 00:16:36,342 --> 00:16:37,822 No. HELEN: Linda. 503 00:16:37,865 --> 00:16:39,519 Aah! Oh, I didn't see you there. 504 00:16:39,562 --> 00:16:41,086 'Cause I snuck up on you. 505 00:16:41,129 --> 00:16:42,392 Come, take a walk with me. 506 00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:44,480 No, no. I'm pretty tired. Come, come. 507 00:16:44,524 --> 00:16:46,308 Mm. Mm.I'm grabbing your arm, you're walking with me. 508 00:16:46,352 --> 00:16:47,745 Here we go. 509 00:16:47,788 --> 00:16:49,399 [hatch creaking, wind howling] 510 00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:51,313 Why you want to come up here? 511 00:16:51,357 --> 00:16:52,880 I wanted to check in with you. 512 00:16:52,923 --> 00:16:55,317 You wanted to check in, huh, on the widow's walk? I did. 513 00:16:55,361 --> 00:16:57,451 Because your husband says you think I killed my husband. 514 00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:59,105 No, no, don't listen to him. 515 00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:00,279 He's-he's stoned out of his mind. 516 00:17:00,322 --> 00:17:01,672 You think I did it. [gasps] 517 00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:03,283 I can tell by your face. [whimpers] 518 00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:04,674 And because you're backing away.[gasps] 519 00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:06,067 Every time I walk towards you. [whimpers] 520 00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:07,678 On the widow's walk. Helen. 521 00:17:07,721 --> 00:17:09,941 Where my husband died.Died, Larry. 522 00:17:09,984 --> 00:17:11,508 [slurring]: Look who's here! 523 00:17:11,551 --> 00:17:13,075 The pool man! 524 00:17:13,118 --> 00:17:14,423 Rack 'em up, Gene. 525 00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:15,990 Pool's in session. 526 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,297 Yay! It's loopy Dad! 527 00:17:17,339 --> 00:17:18,515 Am I talking funny? 528 00:17:18,558 --> 00:17:20,256 [slurring]: Ahdo. Ahl. Ahourr. 529 00:17:20,299 --> 00:17:21,778 All right, let's play pool. 530 00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:22,779 Wait. Where's Mom? 531 00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:24,652 She went with Helen.Why? 532 00:17:24,694 --> 00:17:27,307 'Cause Helen wanted to talk to her and be, like, 533 00:17:27,349 --> 00:17:29,308 "Why do you think I killed my husband?" 534 00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:31,310 Why would she be like that? 535 00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:34,749 'Cause I told her Linda thinks she killed her husband. 536 00:17:34,791 --> 00:17:36,794 And why would you tell her that?! 537 00:17:36,837 --> 00:17:39,188 Because we're friends, Gene! 538 00:17:39,231 --> 00:17:40,755 Oh, my God. I got to find her! 539 00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:42,799 Okay, Helen, just stop moving, and I'll stop moving. 540 00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:45,325 [thunder rumbling]Oh, Linda, be careful. 541 00:17:45,367 --> 00:17:47,326 You're standing almost exactly where Larry fell from. 542 00:17:47,369 --> 00:17:48,936 It's very slippery. 543 00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:50,677 Back off, sister! Wait. 544 00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:53,288 You were in the rose garden when you saw Larry fall, right? 545 00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:56,291 Mm, I was. I was soin the rose garden. 546 00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:59,251 Then why can't we see the rose garden from this very spot?! 547 00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:01,166 You can. It's right there.Oh, right, yeah. 548 00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:03,907 Pretty.Linda, I didn't kill Larry. I loved Larry. 549 00:18:03,951 --> 00:18:05,258 Okay, I didn't love him, but I... but I liked him. 550 00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:07,173 I liked being married to him.Right, yeah, yeah. 551 00:18:07,215 --> 00:18:08,695 Okay, I didn't like being married to him, 552 00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:10,262 but I liked gettingmarried to him. 553 00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:12,178 Yeah, sure.Okay, I didn't like our wedding day. 554 00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:13,395 It was a hard day. But the point is, I'm not a murderer. 555 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,397 I didn't kill him.Yeah, yeah, yeah. 556 00:18:15,442 --> 00:18:16,616 Okay, I thought about killing him. Who hasn't? 557 00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:18,401 But I didn't. I-I couldn't.Right, right. 558 00:18:18,444 --> 00:18:20,055 Okay, I could, but I didn't.Oh, sure, yeah. 559 00:18:20,098 --> 00:18:21,403 Because he died. Oh, God! 560 00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:24,190 Aah! Oh! Oh! 561 00:18:24,232 --> 00:18:26,147 You saved me.Of course I did. 562 00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,411 If I let you fall, they would think that I killed you, 563 00:18:28,454 --> 00:18:30,020 and I'm not going through that again. 564 00:18:30,065 --> 00:18:31,153 Well, thank you. 565 00:18:31,196 --> 00:18:33,199 I'm sorry for accusing you of murder. 566 00:18:33,241 --> 00:18:34,590 You definitely didn't do it? 567 00:18:34,634 --> 00:18:36,157 I definitely didn't do it. 568 00:18:36,201 --> 00:18:37,594 You didn't push him and then kill him? 569 00:18:37,637 --> 00:18:39,248 I didn't push anybody! 570 00:18:39,291 --> 00:18:41,207 All right. Well, give me huggies. Oh. 571 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:43,034 Aah, I'm pushing you!Oh, my face! 572 00:18:43,077 --> 00:18:44,339 No, I'm just kidding. I'm kid... I'm just kidding. 573 00:18:44,384 --> 00:18:46,777 Oh. Ha, ha! 574 00:18:46,820 --> 00:18:49,214 Get away from my mom!Louise, no! She didn't do it! 575 00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:52,042 [yelling]Ow! My neck! 576 00:18:52,086 --> 00:18:54,220 So sharp! Oh! So sharp![Louise grunting] 577 00:18:54,262 --> 00:18:55,873 Stop! Stop! Stop! Oh, boy! 578 00:18:55,916 --> 00:18:57,222 Get her off! Sorry! 579 00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:59,528 She won't let us cut her nails.[yelling] 580 00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:01,575 I'm so sorry, Helen. How many times do I have 581 00:19:01,617 --> 00:19:03,229 to tell you people? Helen is not a murderer! 582 00:19:03,271 --> 00:19:05,448 I know, I know. She promised she didn't kill Larry. 583 00:19:05,491 --> 00:19:07,276 Now we're gal pals. 584 00:19:07,319 --> 00:19:09,059 Of course she didn't kill Larry! She's a great woman. 585 00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:11,453 And she's got interesting collarbones 586 00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:12,890 and a perfect forehead, and-and she's... 587 00:19:12,933 --> 00:19:14,587 I didn't mean to say all that. I... 588 00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:16,198 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 589 00:19:16,241 --> 00:19:18,113 [overlapping shouting] 590 00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:20,246 Ow! Aah! That's the guest bedroom! 591 00:19:20,288 --> 00:19:22,248 Ow! Ooh! Other bedroom! 592 00:19:22,290 --> 00:19:24,771 Oh! I got to fix that shingle! Oh! 593 00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:26,861 Ow! Ground. Sweet ground. 594 00:19:26,903 --> 00:19:28,340 I'm alive, everyone! 595 00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:30,211 Teddy!You fell so far! 596 00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:33,127 And for so long!How are you alive? 597 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,347 I fell on the floor, and I can barely walk. 598 00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:37,567 I guess you canjust slip and fall off the roof. 599 00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:39,221 I fall off roofs all the time. 600 00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:40,221 Helen, your story checks out. 601 00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:42,136 I'm so glad you're okay. 602 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,922 Did-did you mean that stuff you said up there? Uh, yeah? 603 00:19:44,965 --> 00:19:47,447 Well, I think you'regreat and have pretty good collarbones, 604 00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:49,362 and if you ever took off that hat, 605 00:19:49,404 --> 00:19:51,319 I bet you've got a forehead that goes all the way back. 606 00:19:51,364 --> 00:19:52,451 Aw. So sweet. 607 00:19:52,494 --> 00:19:54,279 Let's get you inside. Yeah. 608 00:19:57,065 --> 00:19:59,240 Hey, look-- a mud box. 609 00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:01,068 Hey, Henry, I found something. 610 00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:03,462 I see you did.Some crappy tool box. 611 00:20:03,506 --> 00:20:06,509 I know why you buried this. 612 00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:07,249 You do? 613 00:20:07,292 --> 00:20:09,469 Because you didn't want Teddy 614 00:20:09,511 --> 00:20:10,948 to think you had tools, 615 00:20:10,991 --> 00:20:13,298 so he'd come over and fix stuff. 616 00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:14,647 Right. 617 00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:16,388 [singsongy]: Because you like him. 618 00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:18,086 I do. It's okay. 619 00:20:18,128 --> 00:20:20,740 I won't tell anybody about your secret tools. 620 00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:22,263 You know, I don't think 621 00:20:22,307 --> 00:20:23,874 you're gonna remember any of this anyway. 622 00:20:23,917 --> 00:20:25,746 Yeah. Let's go inside. 623 00:20:25,788 --> 00:20:27,137 We're not inside? 624 00:20:27,182 --> 00:20:29,053 LINDA: So, listen, honey, 625 00:20:29,096 --> 00:20:31,708 next time you're in town, you and, uh, Teddy come by, 626 00:20:31,751 --> 00:20:33,971 have dinner at the restaurant, on us. 627 00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:37,147 What? [laughs]Well, I'd like that very much. What kind of restaurant is it? 628 00:20:37,192 --> 00:20:38,932 Slop shop. Butt hut.It's nice. 629 00:20:38,976 --> 00:20:41,282 I am in. Perfect! I'll go there now and wait. 630 00:20:41,326 --> 00:20:43,720 What a wonderful little adventurecation! 631 00:20:43,763 --> 00:20:45,374 Oh, I hurt so much. 632 00:20:45,417 --> 00:20:46,680 Take it easy, killer! 633 00:20:46,722 --> 00:20:48,334 Ha! Killer. 634 00:20:48,376 --> 00:20:49,682 Okay, see you soon! 635 00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:51,292 Helen, another pill.Be safe! 636 00:20:51,336 --> 00:20:52,468 Give me another pill.Here you go. Buh-bye! 637 00:20:52,511 --> 00:20:54,122 BOB: Thank you. 638 00:20:54,164 --> 00:20:55,818 LINDA: Don't kill anyone!Nah, you got it! 639 00:20:57,211 --> 00:20:58,560 What a sweetheart. 640 00:20:58,605 --> 00:21:00,867 Ooh, let's go break into someone's lake house. 641 00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:03,348 TEDDY: ♪ I'm falling for Helen 642 00:21:03,392 --> 00:21:05,915 ♪ And there's no tellin' 643 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:09,355 ♪ Just how far a fella can fall ♪ 644 00:21:09,397 --> 00:21:13,576 ♪ For sure-fitted, strong-armed, wild-eyed widow like Helen ♪ 645 00:21:13,619 --> 00:21:15,535 ♪ Buh, buh-dah-dah, buh-duh 646 00:21:15,577 --> 00:21:17,537 ♪ There's no tellin' 647 00:21:17,579 --> 00:21:20,496 ♪ Just how far a fella can fall ♪ 648 00:21:20,539 --> 00:21:22,585 ♪ For a pill-poppin', home-wreckin' ♪ 649 00:21:22,628 --> 00:21:24,457 ♪ Long-necked widow like Helen 650 00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:27,241 ♪ Bah, bah-dah-dah, bump-ba ♪ I'm falling for Helen...♪ 651 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,809 ♪ Bah, da, bah-dah-dah, ba, bup... ♪ 652 00:21:29,853 --> 00:21:34,075 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH