1 00:00:20,629 --> 00:00:21,803 LOUISE: Uh, lower. 2 00:00:21,978 --> 00:00:23,065 L-Lower. 3 00:00:23,239 --> 00:00:24,111 L-Little lower. 4 00:00:24,285 --> 00:00:25,460 Just a tiny bit more. 5 00:00:25,634 --> 00:00:26,852 Uh...Yeah, in the trash. 6 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,114 Now, stomp it down with your foot. 7 00:00:28,289 --> 00:00:29,986 Louise, I'm beginning to think 8 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:31,900 you might not care about Jimmy Jr. winning this election. 9 00:00:32,075 --> 00:00:33,293 You're so wrong, Tina. 10 00:00:33,468 --> 00:00:34,904 I definitely don't care. 11 00:00:35,078 --> 00:00:36,340 Well, he's going to win. 12 00:00:36,514 --> 00:00:37,820 Henry Haber is the only other candidate, 13 00:00:37,993 --> 00:00:40,344 and his campaign slogan is "Chess We Can." 14 00:00:40,518 --> 00:00:41,389 Which game is chess again? 15 00:00:41,563 --> 00:00:42,345 The one with the checkers? 16 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:43,826 Hi, Jimmy Jr., Zeke. 17 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:45,654 Why is my campaign poster in the trash? 18 00:00:45,828 --> 00:00:47,134 Because it won't fit in the toilet. 19 00:00:47,307 --> 00:00:48,786 Doesn't matter-- the math club did a poll, 20 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:50,484 and I'm up by 95 points. 21 00:00:50,658 --> 00:00:52,487 We're talking landslide, baby. 22 00:00:52,661 --> 00:00:54,576 [laughing]: Here come the mud! 23 00:00:54,750 --> 00:00:56,143 [laughing]: Okay, don't landslide me, Zeke.I'm gonna get you. 24 00:00:56,317 --> 00:00:57,969 I'm gonna get you. Come on, come on. Ow. Ow. 25 00:00:58,145 --> 00:01:00,320 Why do you even want to be president, Jimmy Jr.? 26 00:01:00,494 --> 00:01:01,844 To pick songs at dances. 27 00:01:02,018 --> 00:01:03,237 I hate it when it goes-- 28 00:01:03,411 --> 00:01:04,977 fast song, slow song, medium song. 29 00:01:05,152 --> 00:01:07,153 I want ten fasts, then ten slows. 30 00:01:07,328 --> 00:01:08,807 Guys, shh, Haber Danger. 31 00:01:08,980 --> 00:01:10,808 Oh, hey, Habes-- you about ready to say uncle? 32 00:01:10,983 --> 00:01:12,507 The election is still four days away. 33 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:14,161 Ever hear of the tortoise and the hare? 34 00:01:14,335 --> 00:01:15,727 Uh, no. 35 00:01:15,900 --> 00:01:17,424 What're you sayin' about Jimmy Jr.'s hair? 36 00:01:17,599 --> 00:01:19,340 It's nice! I mean, "hare," like, rabbit. 37 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:20,862 Well, your hair looks like a weasel. 38 00:01:21,037 --> 00:01:22,560 What? That's...[laughing] 39 00:01:22,734 --> 00:01:24,170 Fast song, fast song, fast song, 40 00:01:24,344 --> 00:01:25,301 fast song, fast song, fast song,Go, go, 41 00:01:25,475 --> 00:01:26,521 fast song, fast...go, go. 42 00:01:26,694 --> 00:01:28,652 All right, Jimmy Jr. for president. 43 00:01:30,307 --> 00:01:31,221 They got a lotta ladles. 44 00:01:31,394 --> 00:01:32,483 Ooh, I liked saying that. 45 00:01:32,656 --> 00:01:34,137 Lotta ladles, lotta ladles. 46 00:01:34,311 --> 00:01:35,530 Lotta ladles, lotta ladles.BOB: Lin. 47 00:01:35,704 --> 00:01:36,792 Lotta ladles, lotta ladles, Lin. 48 00:01:36,966 --> 00:01:37,358 lotta ladles.Lin, look at this. 49 00:01:37,531 --> 00:01:38,575 What? 50 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:40,012 A kitchen knife for $300. 51 00:01:40,186 --> 00:01:41,884 $300?! You think if I pick it up, 52 00:01:42,057 --> 00:01:43,841 a giant rock will come rolling at us? 53 00:01:44,015 --> 00:01:45,234 Wha...? 54 00:01:45,408 --> 00:01:46,844 I'm talking about Indiana Jo... 55 00:01:47,019 --> 00:01:48,194 Who the hell's Indiana Joe? 56 00:01:48,368 --> 00:01:50,021 Whoa. Bob? 57 00:01:50,197 --> 00:01:52,024 [singing nonsense] 58 00:01:52,198 --> 00:01:53,025 Hi, Louise![screams] 59 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:54,462 Crap! Millie! 60 00:01:54,635 --> 00:01:55,853 What are you sneaking up on me for? 61 00:01:56,027 --> 00:01:57,855 I have a new secret handshake for us. 62 00:01:58,030 --> 00:01:59,423 I bend your finger really far back. Ow! 63 00:01:59,597 --> 00:02:01,033 And you bend my finger really far back. 64 00:02:01,207 --> 00:02:03,034 And then into a hug-shake![groans] 65 00:02:03,209 --> 00:02:04,733 Stop hug-shaking me. 66 00:02:04,906 --> 00:02:06,516 Tina, get her off of me! 67 00:02:06,691 --> 00:02:08,127 Okay, um, can you let her go? 68 00:02:08,301 --> 00:02:09,606 [sighs] So what's new, Millie? 69 00:02:09,781 --> 00:02:11,478 Oh, I'm just doing the fourth grade thing. 70 00:02:11,652 --> 00:02:13,872 You know, taking some classes, squeezing in some recess. 71 00:02:14,045 --> 00:02:15,438 All that running around doesn't leave enough time 72 00:02:15,612 --> 00:02:17,397 for my best friend over here, though. 73 00:02:17,572 --> 00:02:19,094 We're not best friends, Millie. 74 00:02:19,269 --> 00:02:20,748 Right, I'm your nemesis-- we love each other, 75 00:02:20,923 --> 00:02:22,010 but we've got some history. 76 00:02:22,185 --> 00:02:23,533 You're not my nemesis. 77 00:02:23,707 --> 00:02:25,536 We are, we're nemesises...es. 78 00:02:25,710 --> 00:02:27,103 We're rivals who are also totally obsessed 79 00:02:27,276 --> 00:02:28,582 with each other-- "fremesises." 80 00:02:28,757 --> 00:02:30,019 Oh, like Batman and Catwoman. 81 00:02:30,193 --> 00:02:31,412 And like socks and sandals. 82 00:02:31,586 --> 00:02:33,021 Millie, this is all in your head. 83 00:02:33,195 --> 00:02:34,283 We are nothing. Nothing! 84 00:02:34,457 --> 00:02:35,502 So we're on for lunch? 85 00:02:35,676 --> 00:02:37,896 No, we're not on for anything. 86 00:02:38,069 --> 00:02:39,462 I want a Millie-free zone around me, 87 00:02:39,637 --> 00:02:41,073 at least three lunch tables wide. 88 00:02:41,247 --> 00:02:42,074 Okay, three inches wide. 89 00:02:42,248 --> 00:02:43,074 Not three inches! 90 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:44,425 Three tables! 91 00:02:44,598 --> 00:02:45,817 ♪ Little bunny Lou-Lou ♪ 92 00:02:45,990 --> 00:02:47,427 ♪ Hopping through the forest... ♪ 93 00:02:47,602 --> 00:02:48,819 I don't even know why we're talking, 94 00:02:48,993 --> 00:02:51,562 because I am not getting a $300 knife. 95 00:02:51,735 --> 00:02:53,216 No, of course. 96 00:02:53,389 --> 00:02:55,131 The Fukinawa is really only for professional chefs... 97 00:02:55,305 --> 00:02:57,088 Well, I'm a professional chef, actually. 98 00:02:57,264 --> 00:02:58,481 Eh. Of course. 99 00:02:58,656 --> 00:03:00,135 I am.Absolutely you are. 100 00:03:00,310 --> 00:03:02,573 It doesn't mean I buy $300 knives. 101 00:03:02,747 --> 00:03:04,793 That are "hand-forged by a master blacksmith 102 00:03:04,967 --> 00:03:06,621 in his mountaintop workshop." 103 00:03:06,794 --> 00:03:08,056 Oh, boy, that's really good. 104 00:03:08,230 --> 00:03:10,014 Why is that good?Are we doing this? 105 00:03:10,189 --> 00:03:12,235 Okay, I'm recommending a 24-hour cooling-off period. 106 00:03:12,408 --> 00:03:13,627 I think we're doing this. 107 00:03:13,801 --> 00:03:15,063 Here, hold on. 108 00:03:15,237 --> 00:03:16,239 Spread it around. 109 00:03:19,110 --> 00:03:20,591 Chess we can. 110 00:03:20,764 --> 00:03:22,158 Mm-hmm, thanks. 111 00:03:22,331 --> 00:03:24,159 Another Jimmy Jr. voter, huh? 112 00:03:24,334 --> 00:03:26,336 I get it, he's everybody's friend. 113 00:03:26,509 --> 00:03:27,945 Yeah, I'm not really political. 114 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:29,644 I'd rather be everybody's president. 115 00:03:29,818 --> 00:03:32,037 You're their friend, but you're their boss.Oh? 116 00:03:32,211 --> 00:03:34,257 You-you have power over 'em, to help them. 117 00:03:34,430 --> 00:03:35,650 Power... 118 00:03:35,824 --> 00:03:37,304 To help. Power. 119 00:03:37,478 --> 00:03:38,609 Y-You're focusing on the power. 120 00:03:38,783 --> 00:03:40,175 Power. 121 00:03:40,349 --> 00:03:42,091 I should... I'm gonna pass these out... 122 00:03:42,264 --> 00:03:43,223 Power. over here. 123 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:46,486 No. I'm running for president, Louise. 124 00:03:46,661 --> 00:03:48,358 [laughs] 125 00:03:48,531 --> 00:03:50,055 Ooh, I love your poster font, Millie. 126 00:03:50,229 --> 00:03:51,317 They use it for horror movies. 127 00:03:51,491 --> 00:03:52,796 Uh, Mr. Frond? 128 00:03:52,971 --> 00:03:54,799 A fourth grader can't be president, right? 129 00:03:54,973 --> 00:03:56,800 Don't be a grade-ist, Louise. 130 00:03:56,974 --> 00:03:58,150 It's a young person's job. 131 00:03:58,324 --> 00:03:59,674 There's a lot of burnout. 132 00:03:59,848 --> 00:04:01,197 Button? [screams] 133 00:04:01,371 --> 00:04:02,676 Get that thing away from me. 134 00:04:02,850 --> 00:04:04,853 And good luck convincing anybody to vote for you. 135 00:04:05,026 --> 00:04:06,376 Thanks for your support! 136 00:04:06,550 --> 00:04:07,508 [laughs] 137 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:09,161 LOUISE: Good-bye, Millie. 138 00:04:09,336 --> 00:04:10,859 With all the ballots counted, 139 00:04:11,032 --> 00:04:13,861 Wagstaff's new president is Millie Frock. 140 00:04:14,036 --> 00:04:15,298 Ugh, I don't believe it! 141 00:04:15,472 --> 00:04:16,690 Louise, can you come up here, please? 142 00:04:16,865 --> 00:04:17,822 I want to make an announcement. 143 00:04:17,995 --> 00:04:18,997 No, thank you. 144 00:04:19,170 --> 00:04:20,302 Wrestling team, bring her to me. 145 00:04:20,476 --> 00:04:22,348 Ugh, let me go! 146 00:04:22,523 --> 00:04:24,524 Home Ec class, sew her to my side. 147 00:04:24,699 --> 00:04:26,004 [Louise gasps] 148 00:04:26,177 --> 00:04:28,268 Metal shop, make a metal sculpture of us. 149 00:04:28,442 --> 00:04:30,052 Choir, sing my new school anthem. 150 00:04:30,225 --> 00:04:32,228 [choir repeats]: ♪ Millie and Louise ♪ 151 00:04:32,401 --> 00:04:33,882 Marching band, 152 00:04:34,055 --> 00:04:35,404 play the "Millie and Louise Overture." 153 00:04:35,579 --> 00:04:37,146 Dance club, dance. 154 00:04:37,319 --> 00:04:38,843 Cheerleaders, cheer! 155 00:04:39,016 --> 00:04:40,322 No, no, no. 156 00:04:40,497 --> 00:04:41,889 Millie! 157 00:04:42,064 --> 00:04:43,194 Tina, wake up, wake up. 158 00:04:43,370 --> 00:04:44,588 Oh, what a coincidence. 159 00:04:44,762 --> 00:04:46,110 You watch me when I sleep, too? 160 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:47,591 No, I want to join the Jimmy Jr. campaign. 161 00:04:47,764 --> 00:04:49,637 [yawning]: Welcome aboard. 162 00:04:49,810 --> 00:04:51,247 I'll show you how to use the puffy paints tomorrow. 163 00:04:51,420 --> 00:04:52,726 No, I know how to use them. 164 00:04:52,901 --> 00:04:54,076 I want to manage his campaign. 165 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:55,382 But, um, that's what I do. 166 00:04:55,555 --> 00:04:57,209 Shh, shush, just go back to sleep. 167 00:04:57,384 --> 00:04:59,908 When you wake up, you'll be assistant campaign manager. 168 00:05:00,081 --> 00:05:00,908 But I'm the... Shh! 169 00:05:01,083 --> 00:05:02,040 Sleepy, sleepy. 170 00:05:06,088 --> 00:05:07,567 Millie is already up to one percent support. 171 00:05:07,742 --> 00:05:09,918 Our lead was this, now it's this. 172 00:05:10,091 --> 00:05:11,920 Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, what do you mean "our" lead? 173 00:05:12,093 --> 00:05:13,922 Did Tina die and make you campaign manager? 174 00:05:14,096 --> 00:05:15,619 No, I didn't die, I just fell asleep. 175 00:05:15,793 --> 00:05:16,750 Well, I'm really popular. 176 00:05:16,925 --> 00:05:17,882 I'm not worried about Millie. 177 00:05:18,055 --> 00:05:19,579 You should be. 178 00:05:19,754 --> 00:05:21,798 Last month we had to name the class chinchilla, 179 00:05:21,973 --> 00:05:23,410 and Millie had the worst idea of all. 180 00:05:23,584 --> 00:05:24,932 How about Princess Little Piddles? 181 00:05:25,106 --> 00:05:26,108 I said what everyone was thinking. 182 00:05:26,281 --> 00:05:27,891 How about Princess Fluffy Vomit? 183 00:05:28,065 --> 00:05:29,110 Right, Millie? 184 00:05:29,285 --> 00:05:30,634 Is that what you're going for? 185 00:05:30,807 --> 00:05:32,593 You're gonna ruin this chinchilla's life. 186 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:34,158 Then we all voted. 187 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,117 And somehow "Princess Little Piddles" was 188 00:05:36,292 --> 00:05:38,076 the name the class picked! 189 00:05:38,250 --> 00:05:39,990 Millie gets her way. 190 00:05:40,165 --> 00:05:42,079 I kind of want her to name me now. 191 00:05:42,254 --> 00:05:44,692 On to campaign strategy-- we've got to up our game. 192 00:05:44,865 --> 00:05:46,911 I can make another poster-- maybe I dot the "I" in "Jimmy" 193 00:05:47,084 --> 00:05:48,564 with a check mark? It's a little wild, 194 00:05:48,738 --> 00:05:49,697 but it just might work. 195 00:05:49,870 --> 00:05:51,175 [chuckles] That's a good... 196 00:05:51,350 --> 00:05:52,264 That's actually a really good...Yeah. 197 00:05:52,439 --> 00:05:54,136 No, no posters-- print is dead. 198 00:05:54,310 --> 00:05:55,790 We've got TVs in the classroom. 199 00:05:55,963 --> 00:05:57,617 We need a commercial. 200 00:05:57,792 --> 00:05:59,968 The only thing standing between us and a Millie-ocracy 201 00:06:00,141 --> 00:06:03,144 is Jimmy Jr.'s dumb pretty face. 202 00:06:03,319 --> 00:06:04,319 Ow. 203 00:06:06,930 --> 00:06:07,845 That's the new knife, huh? 204 00:06:08,019 --> 00:06:09,106 Yeah, it's so responsive. 205 00:06:09,281 --> 00:06:10,456 It's, like, connected to my brain. 206 00:06:10,630 --> 00:06:12,459 I think "chop," and it chops. 207 00:06:12,632 --> 00:06:13,850 Yeah, I got a hammer like that. 208 00:06:14,024 --> 00:06:15,156 Us guys and our tools. 209 00:06:15,331 --> 00:06:16,766 Chop. [falsetto]: Right away, Bob. 210 00:06:16,940 --> 00:06:18,160 Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop. 211 00:06:18,334 --> 00:06:19,814 I think we got enough onions, Bob. 212 00:06:19,987 --> 00:06:21,641 Do I tell you or that car payment you're holding? 213 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:23,207 You can tell us both.[sighs] 214 00:06:23,382 --> 00:06:24,644 It's a McLecklin, my hammer. 215 00:06:24,819 --> 00:06:26,341 You know that brand, Bob? McLecklin? 216 00:06:26,516 --> 00:06:28,170 I don't know hammer brands, Teddy. 217 00:06:28,343 --> 00:06:30,476 They're the best-- they're like the Meryl Streep of hammers. 218 00:06:30,651 --> 00:06:32,000 Ah, look at that slice. 219 00:06:32,173 --> 00:06:33,523 Uh, I'm not crying because of the onions, 220 00:06:33,697 --> 00:06:35,569 I'm crying because it's beautiful. 221 00:06:35,742 --> 00:06:38,005 And it's so thin, I could actually use it as a tissue. 222 00:06:38,180 --> 00:06:39,747 Ow, ow, that's a bad idea. 223 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:41,966 I made a video of my hammer pounding nails. 224 00:06:42,139 --> 00:06:43,968 I put a Natalie Merchant song under it. 225 00:06:44,141 --> 00:06:45,230 Dedicated it to my dad. 226 00:06:45,404 --> 00:06:46,841 Yeah, but your hammer and my knife-- 227 00:06:47,014 --> 00:06:49,670 [chuckling]: it's not really the same thing. 228 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:50,845 Want to read some of the comments, Bobby? 229 00:06:51,019 --> 00:06:52,149 Uh, I don't... No. 230 00:06:52,324 --> 00:06:54,108 This guy-- he says, "Nailed it!" 231 00:06:54,283 --> 00:06:56,110 [laughs] 232 00:06:56,284 --> 00:06:58,242 Oh, the Internet. 233 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:00,507 Before we begin, we have a message 234 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:03,161 from one of the candidates for student body president. 235 00:07:03,334 --> 00:07:04,598 [students groan] 236 00:07:04,771 --> 00:07:06,512 Settle down, it's not Henry Haber. 237 00:07:06,687 --> 00:07:08,165 ♪ I'm Jimmy Jr. Pesto ♪ 238 00:07:08,339 --> 00:07:09,733 ♪ You know I am the best-o ♪ 239 00:07:09,906 --> 00:07:11,213 ♪ I'm cooler than the rest-o ♪ 240 00:07:11,387 --> 00:07:13,214 He wrote the Hot-Guy Manifesto? 241 00:07:13,389 --> 00:07:15,521 ♪ We wish we were Jimmy Jr. Pesto ♪ 242 00:07:15,696 --> 00:07:16,565 Key change! 243 00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:18,220 ♪ I'm Jimmy Jr. Pesto ♪ 244 00:07:18,394 --> 00:07:20,048 ♪ You know me from the vest-o ♪ 245 00:07:20,221 --> 00:07:21,571 ♪ And I'm on a quest-o ♪ 246 00:07:21,745 --> 00:07:23,180 To be the president-o? 247 00:07:23,355 --> 00:07:25,531 ♪ You wish you were Jimmy Jr. Pesto. ♪ 248 00:07:25,706 --> 00:07:26,923 Let's do this! 249 00:07:27,098 --> 00:07:28,143 [screams] 250 00:07:28,317 --> 00:07:29,884 Oh, barf. 251 00:07:30,057 --> 00:07:31,711 I want to slap that kid. 252 00:07:31,886 --> 00:07:33,408 I know, right?Oh... 253 00:07:35,454 --> 00:07:37,281 I'm Tammy with Wagstaff School News. 254 00:07:37,456 --> 00:07:39,762 Our top story-- did a super lame ad take Jimmy Jr. 255 00:07:39,937 --> 00:07:41,329 from front runner to dumb bummer?[buzzing] 256 00:07:41,504 --> 00:07:42,983 We got reactions. 257 00:07:43,158 --> 00:07:44,725 I felt like I was covered in something gross, 258 00:07:44,899 --> 00:07:46,247 and I wanted to burn my eyeballs. 259 00:07:46,422 --> 00:07:47,641 Basically. 260 00:07:47,814 --> 00:07:49,512 I wouldn't braid his hair with your hands. 261 00:07:49,685 --> 00:07:51,427 What a [bleep]. Sorry. 262 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:52,558 We pooped the bed! 263 00:07:52,733 --> 00:07:53,863 This station is biased. 264 00:07:54,038 --> 00:07:55,649 I'm sure most people liked it. 265 00:07:55,822 --> 00:07:58,564 This just in-- Millie's gained 30 points on Jimmy Jr. 266 00:07:58,738 --> 00:07:59,566 Oh, man. 267 00:07:59,740 --> 00:08:00,567 Okay, a little setback. 268 00:08:00,740 --> 00:08:01,654 Manageable. 269 00:08:01,829 --> 00:08:02,786 Now we know what not to do, 270 00:08:02,959 --> 00:08:04,309 so we go hard the other way. 271 00:08:04,483 --> 00:08:06,310 Hang on, kids, we're going negative. 272 00:08:06,485 --> 00:08:08,096 GENE: It's 3:00 p.m. at Wagstaff, [phone rings] 273 00:08:08,269 --> 00:08:09,750 and a telephone is ringing. 274 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:11,665 The bake sale is out of snickerdoodles. 275 00:08:11,838 --> 00:08:14,144 Maybe that doesn't sound like a big deal, 276 00:08:14,319 --> 00:08:16,670 but it is because some people really like them. 277 00:08:16,843 --> 00:08:18,672 Who do you want answering the call? 278 00:08:18,846 --> 00:08:21,108 A fourth grader with multiple tardies 279 00:08:21,283 --> 00:08:22,937 and multiple screws loose? 280 00:08:23,110 --> 00:08:25,461 Millie-- too dangerous for the bake sale, 281 00:08:25,634 --> 00:08:27,637 too dangerous for Wagstaff. 282 00:08:27,810 --> 00:08:29,639 Vote for Jimmy Jr. maybe. 283 00:08:29,812 --> 00:08:32,554 That was mean. Now I know who I'm voting for, for sure. 284 00:08:32,729 --> 00:08:34,600 Our big brother is mean? 285 00:08:34,774 --> 00:08:36,558 Is that what we're gonna turn into? 286 00:08:36,732 --> 00:08:37,559 I won't let you. 287 00:08:37,734 --> 00:08:38,778 I'm turning! 288 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:40,649 Leave before I hurt you! 289 00:08:40,823 --> 00:08:42,086 Oh, boy. 290 00:08:42,259 --> 00:08:43,783 TAMMY: I'm here in the studio 291 00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:46,394 with Millie, the victim of a vicious Jimmy Jr. attack ad. 292 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:47,788 Girl, how you holding up? 293 00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:49,136 [sighs] I'm okay. 294 00:08:49,311 --> 00:08:50,312 I'm strong. 295 00:08:50,485 --> 00:08:51,486 I-I have to be strong. 296 00:08:51,661 --> 00:08:52,923 For Wagstaff. 297 00:08:53,096 --> 00:08:54,881 You know what, negativity always backfires. 298 00:08:55,056 --> 00:08:57,144 Jocelyn does it all the time, and it's lame, and she's lame. 299 00:08:57,318 --> 00:08:59,147 Not to be negative.This is a great interview. 300 00:08:59,321 --> 00:09:00,451 You know, you're really good at this. 301 00:09:00,626 --> 00:09:01,758 I know, I know I am. 302 00:09:01,932 --> 00:09:03,368 I want to endorse you-- can I do that? 303 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:04,760 Mr. Grant is shaking his head "no," 304 00:09:04,934 --> 00:09:05,849 but I'm doing it. 305 00:09:06,023 --> 00:09:06,980 And I'm getting a new poll. 306 00:09:07,154 --> 00:09:08,417 Oh, my God, you're winning! 307 00:09:08,591 --> 00:09:09,591 Louise, what's going on? 308 00:09:09,765 --> 00:09:10,679 I'm supposed to be ahead. 309 00:09:10,854 --> 00:09:11,768 It's under control. 310 00:09:11,942 --> 00:09:13,291 Tammy just handed us the answer. 311 00:09:13,465 --> 00:09:14,815 Negativity backfires. 312 00:09:14,989 --> 00:09:17,164 Which means it also, uh, "frontfires." 313 00:09:17,338 --> 00:09:18,340 Change of strategy. 314 00:09:18,514 --> 00:09:19,471 Posters, on it. 315 00:09:19,645 --> 00:09:20,734 Everybody like bubble letters? 316 00:09:20,908 --> 00:09:22,474 I don't know, they're pretty flashy. 317 00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:25,782 No, we go hard negative against Jimmy Jr. 318 00:09:25,956 --> 00:09:27,349 Huh?What? 319 00:09:27,523 --> 00:09:28,828 Try to keep up, pretty boy. 320 00:09:29,003 --> 00:09:30,004 Wait, what? 321 00:09:30,177 --> 00:09:31,440 Millie gets blamed. 322 00:09:31,614 --> 00:09:32,832 See, it's foolproof. 323 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:34,312 I'm figuring this crap out, people. 324 00:09:34,485 --> 00:09:36,009 I'm feeling pretty confident now! 325 00:09:36,183 --> 00:09:37,489 [groans nervously] 326 00:09:38,881 --> 00:09:41,144 Lin, I just cut a grain of rice into six pieces. 327 00:09:41,318 --> 00:09:43,191 Come look. No! 328 00:09:43,365 --> 00:09:45,235 Teddy, look at what my Fukinawa and I did.Can't, Bob. 329 00:09:45,409 --> 00:09:47,890 I brought my McLecklin in so I can finish off this birdhouse. 330 00:09:48,065 --> 00:09:49,719 Wait, what? You can't do that here. 331 00:09:49,893 --> 00:09:52,025 We're two guys with tools we love, making it happen. 332 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:54,028 Teddy, stop-- you don't compare a stupid hammer 333 00:09:54,201 --> 00:09:55,463 to a Fukinawa knife. 334 00:09:55,638 --> 00:09:56,986 Stupid hammer? 335 00:09:57,161 --> 00:09:58,859 And your birdhouse.Oh, here we go. 336 00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:00,511 Oh, I understand. 337 00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:02,035 I understand that your weeny grapefruit knife 338 00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:04,254 isn't half the tool my McLecklin is. 339 00:10:04,428 --> 00:10:06,214 Not half!Take that back, Teddy. 340 00:10:06,388 --> 00:10:08,042 I'm not going to. You know what, we'll settle it. 341 00:10:08,216 --> 00:10:09,870 Okay, you're on.How do we do that? 342 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:11,827 I don't know, it's probably impossible. 343 00:10:12,001 --> 00:10:14,221 Ugh, you men competing over your little toys. 344 00:10:14,395 --> 00:10:16,876 The only way I'm gonna care about this is if I get involved. 345 00:10:17,051 --> 00:10:19,096 Oh, I got it-- Knife-Hammer Olympics. 346 00:10:19,269 --> 00:10:20,880 I got to plan the opening ceremonies. 347 00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:23,840 GENE: Wagstaff has questions for Jimmy Jr. 348 00:10:24,014 --> 00:10:25,841 Why does he dance all the time? 349 00:10:26,015 --> 00:10:27,235 What's he hiding? 350 00:10:27,408 --> 00:10:28,932 Does he have to go? 351 00:10:29,105 --> 00:10:31,543 Why doesn't he stop dancing and just go? 352 00:10:31,717 --> 00:10:34,154 Tell Jimmy Jr. to go to the bathroom already. 353 00:10:34,328 --> 00:10:37,027 By the way, here's his fifth grade picture. 354 00:10:37,201 --> 00:10:38,855 It's terrible! 355 00:10:41,727 --> 00:10:43,380 I'm down by 70 points? 356 00:10:43,554 --> 00:10:45,427 No one blamed Millie. 357 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:47,777 Why won't people just think what we want them to think?! 358 00:10:47,951 --> 00:10:49,909 You turned Jimmy Jr. from hero to zero! 359 00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:52,607 It's not supposed to go that way! 360 00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:54,740 You took something beautiful, and tore it to pieces. 361 00:10:54,914 --> 00:10:56,394 I don't even want to hang out with him anymore! 362 00:10:56,567 --> 00:10:58,091 No, Zeke! No! No! 363 00:10:58,265 --> 00:10:59,441 I'm sorry, Jay-Ju! 364 00:10:59,615 --> 00:11:00,572 She wrecked you! 365 00:11:00,746 --> 00:11:01,748 [crying]: Oh, God. 366 00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:03,096 Okay, we double down! 367 00:11:03,270 --> 00:11:04,620 We go after Jimmy Jr. harder. 368 00:11:04,793 --> 00:11:06,187 Nothing's off limits-- 369 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:07,754 the lisp, the weird brothers, dating Tina. 370 00:11:07,927 --> 00:11:09,407 I quit, Louise. 371 00:11:09,581 --> 00:11:10,756 Right, right. Take a break. Okay. 372 00:11:10,931 --> 00:11:12,105 Break's over. Back to work! 373 00:11:12,279 --> 00:11:13,410 Millie said if I dropped out, 374 00:11:13,585 --> 00:11:15,283 she'd let me pick songs at dances. 375 00:11:15,456 --> 00:11:17,153 It's all I wanted anyway. 376 00:11:17,327 --> 00:11:18,286 After all I've done! 377 00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:20,114 Good-bye, Louise! 378 00:11:20,288 --> 00:11:21,245 Ha-ha![gasps] 379 00:11:21,418 --> 00:11:22,985 Ready to wear my button, Louise? 380 00:11:23,159 --> 00:11:24,422 Never! 381 00:11:24,596 --> 00:11:26,120 Uh, Henry, hi, uh, hey! 382 00:11:26,293 --> 00:11:27,730 Meet your new campaign manager. 383 00:11:27,903 --> 00:11:29,078 First off, let's ditch those glasses. 384 00:11:29,253 --> 00:11:30,298 Uh, no, thanks. 385 00:11:30,471 --> 00:11:32,255 I've seen what your help can do. 386 00:11:32,429 --> 00:11:34,345 But we've got to stop Millie from becoming president, Henry! 387 00:11:34,519 --> 00:11:36,086 Then maybe you should run yourself. 388 00:11:36,259 --> 00:11:37,870 You can manage your own campaign. 389 00:11:38,044 --> 00:11:39,960 The combination of you and you should be unstoppable. 390 00:11:40,134 --> 00:11:41,831 Pretty sure you're being sarcastic, but you know what? 391 00:11:42,004 --> 00:11:43,572 That's a great idea! 392 00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:45,486 Louise for president, everybody! 393 00:11:45,661 --> 00:11:48,794 Two more ears! Two more ears! 394 00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:54,148 TINA: I don't know, Louise. Do you really think 395 00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:56,453 you can beat Millie?Yes. I'm way behind, but I've got 396 00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:58,020 core grassroots support from friends and family. 397 00:11:58,195 --> 00:11:59,806 And are you wearing a freaking Millie button?! 398 00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:01,981 Well, you've been the one acting crazy lately, not Millie. 399 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,634 Because she's making me act crazy. 400 00:12:03,809 --> 00:12:05,462 That's how good she is. 401 00:12:05,636 --> 00:12:07,203 At least Gene is loyal. 402 00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:08,815 And it has nothing to do with Millie being out of buttons. 403 00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:09,859 Nothing! 404 00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:11,207 MILLIE: Oh, Louise. 405 00:12:11,381 --> 00:12:13,035 You're so obsessed with me. I mean, 406 00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:15,647 I run for president, you run for president. 407 00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:16,952 Millie, I know you only want to be president 408 00:12:17,126 --> 00:12:18,519 so you can control people. 409 00:12:18,693 --> 00:12:19,782 Control me! 410 00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:21,523 This election is about Wagstaff. 411 00:12:21,697 --> 00:12:24,177 Let's take the U and the I out of it. 412 00:12:24,351 --> 00:12:26,528 Oh, look, now it spells "Lose." 413 00:12:26,701 --> 00:12:29,225 That was in Louise's name all along and we never saw it! 414 00:12:29,399 --> 00:12:30,923 This is fun. Do "Tina." 415 00:12:31,097 --> 00:12:32,186 Just wait for the debate, Millie. 416 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:33,403 I'm gonna pin you to the mat. 417 00:12:33,577 --> 00:12:34,841 Oh, yeah?Yeah! 418 00:12:35,014 --> 00:12:36,145 [whispering]: And speaking of pins, Millie, 419 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:38,322 get any more in or not yet? 420 00:12:38,495 --> 00:12:40,149 Here is how it works. 421 00:12:40,323 --> 00:12:42,022 The knife and the hammer will perform a series 422 00:12:42,196 --> 00:12:44,676 of parallel tasks designed to determine the biggest tool. 423 00:12:44,850 --> 00:12:46,155 Better tool. 424 00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:47,897 Bob, you will slice ten tomatoes 425 00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:50,552 while Teddy pounds ten nails into a board. Go! 426 00:12:50,725 --> 00:12:52,509 Going pretty fast over here, Teddy.Listen to that tone, Bob! 427 00:12:52,683 --> 00:12:54,163 That's McLecklin, baby!Fukinawa's in charge! 428 00:12:54,337 --> 00:12:55,600 Don't hit your thumb!Don't cut off your pinky! 429 00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:56,644 Done! Done! Tie! 430 00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:57,907 Round Two. Switch stations. 431 00:12:58,081 --> 00:12:59,735 Bob, pry up Teddy's nails. 432 00:12:59,908 --> 00:13:01,868 Teddy, nail Bob's tomatoes back together and go! 433 00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:03,259 Nail tomatoes? 434 00:13:03,433 --> 00:13:04,696 All right, I took a shot. 435 00:13:04,870 --> 00:13:06,785 It took you a day to think of this? 436 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,048 FROND: The next question 437 00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:09,178 is to Louise. 438 00:13:09,352 --> 00:13:10,354 What makes you best qualified 439 00:13:10,528 --> 00:13:11,442 to be president? 440 00:13:11,615 --> 00:13:12,529 It's pretty simple. 441 00:13:12,703 --> 00:13:13,705 I'm not Millie. 442 00:13:13,879 --> 00:13:14,836 People, Millie doesn't 443 00:13:15,010 --> 00:13:16,273 even want to be president. 444 00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:18,318 She just wants to be in my business. 445 00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:19,407 Live in my head 446 00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:20,538 and attach herself 447 00:13:20,711 --> 00:13:21,669 like a conjoined twin. 448 00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:23,236 Growing out of my side one leg, 449 00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:24,890 one arm, and a head on my head. 450 00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:26,893 Good answer. Thank you. 451 00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:27,980 Uh, okay. 452 00:13:28,154 --> 00:13:29,591 Millie, you have the floor. 453 00:13:29,764 --> 00:13:30,678 You've heard my platform. 454 00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:31,767 I would like to add that 455 00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:32,724 I would increase the budget 456 00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:33,899 for student counseling 457 00:13:34,073 --> 00:13:34,900 so that Louise can get the help 458 00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:36,423 she clearly needs. 459 00:13:36,597 --> 00:13:38,600 The help that I need?! That's like... 460 00:13:38,774 --> 00:13:39,948 I'm also for longer recesses, 461 00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:41,211 a BESTIES system, 462 00:13:41,384 --> 00:13:42,691 and bigger desserts! 463 00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:45,085 Yeah! 464 00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:47,434 Wait. Back up. "A BESTIES system"? 465 00:13:47,609 --> 00:13:48,740 I'm moderating, Louise! 466 00:13:48,914 --> 00:13:50,437 "A BESTIES system"? 467 00:13:50,611 --> 00:13:52,657 "BESTIES"-- it stands for "Buddying-up Everyone 468 00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:55,399 with Someone to Improve the Experience of School." 469 00:13:55,572 --> 00:13:57,619 That's elegant.She's really good at that stuff. 470 00:13:57,793 --> 00:13:58,924 School's hard. No one should have 471 00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:00,751 to go through it alone. 472 00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:02,101 With an assigned Bestie, you'll have someone 473 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:03,494 to do homework with, 474 00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:04,931 someone to sit with at lunch. 475 00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:06,279 Someone who knows all your thoughts, 476 00:14:06,453 --> 00:14:08,803 who can finish your sentences! [laughs] 477 00:14:08,977 --> 00:14:10,850 Here we go! What do you want to bet 478 00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:13,461 Millie assigns herself as my Bestie, huh? 479 00:14:13,634 --> 00:14:15,942 Besties will be assigned alphabetically by first name. 480 00:14:16,115 --> 00:14:17,986 Hey, Zane! You and me, bro! 481 00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:19,640 Huh. Well, who does that put together? 482 00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:21,773 Oh, Louise and Millie. What a surprise! 483 00:14:21,947 --> 00:14:22,948 See, people? 484 00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:24,298 Millie's obsessed! 485 00:14:24,471 --> 00:14:25,428 It's me now. 486 00:14:25,602 --> 00:14:27,301 But tomorrow it might be you! 487 00:14:27,475 --> 00:14:29,129 Or you! Probably not you, 488 00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:30,477 boy sucking on watch. 489 00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:33,001 Oh, Louise, you need a Bestie so bad! 490 00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:34,611 Aw, someone give Louise a Bestie! 491 00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:35,918 She's so sad. 492 00:14:36,091 --> 00:14:37,311 And that concludes our debate. 493 00:14:37,485 --> 00:14:38,702 I think we know who won. 494 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,530 No questions for me? Seriously? 495 00:14:40,705 --> 00:14:41,793 Oh, didn't see you up there, Henry. 496 00:14:41,967 --> 00:14:43,143 After-debate hug-shake! 497 00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:44,665 [groaning] 498 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:46,841 [shushing] You'll like being my Bestie. 499 00:14:47,015 --> 00:14:48,625 [whispering]: You'll have no choice! 500 00:14:48,799 --> 00:14:50,411 So, after five rounds, we're dead even. 501 00:14:50,585 --> 00:14:52,020 And we accidentally nailed the board to the counter. 502 00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:53,761 That was bad. Who knew nails were so long? 503 00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:55,284 Hmm.Sorry. 504 00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:57,025 But it gives me an idea for the next event. 505 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,158 Who can make a hole in the counter first? Go! 506 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:00,682 Oh, we're really gonna regret this! 507 00:15:00,855 --> 00:15:02,683 I'll fix it later... with my hammer! 508 00:15:02,857 --> 00:15:03,990 No, you won't! You'll never fix anything with that! 509 00:15:04,163 --> 00:15:05,947 Yes, I will!I'll come back later. 510 00:15:06,121 --> 00:15:07,384 LINDA: Bye, Mort! 511 00:15:07,557 --> 00:15:09,342 Hey, kid! Yeah, kid! 512 00:15:09,517 --> 00:15:10,692 You, yeah! Hey, come on, vote for me! 513 00:15:10,865 --> 00:15:12,868 Come on, help a candidate out. 514 00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:14,826 Oh, gross, she's still running. 515 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,219 Don't make eye contact, just keep walking. 516 00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:17,480 I saw you, Jocelyn! 517 00:15:17,654 --> 00:15:18,613 Keep walking, keep walking. 518 00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:20,528 I'm a human being! Look at me! 519 00:15:20,701 --> 00:15:21,832 I'll vote for you, Louise. 520 00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:23,182 Thanks, Andy. 521 00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:24,836 I'm Ollie! Forget it! 522 00:15:25,010 --> 00:15:27,274 Which one am I? 523 00:15:27,447 --> 00:15:28,840 [groans] 524 00:15:29,014 --> 00:15:30,277 I'm gonna lose. 525 00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:32,192 Oh! 526 00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:34,629 "Follow the braid, 527 00:15:34,802 --> 00:15:36,543 "check the files, 528 00:15:36,717 --> 00:15:38,024 "what you find 529 00:15:38,197 --> 00:15:40,764 will make you smile." 530 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,158 Maybe someone who wears braids. 531 00:15:42,331 --> 00:15:43,681 Snoop Dogg? Follow Snoop Dogg. 532 00:15:43,855 --> 00:15:44,899 I already do. 533 00:15:45,073 --> 00:15:46,989 Mostly retweets and recipes. 534 00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:49,077 [Louise gasps] Braids! Abby! 535 00:15:49,251 --> 00:15:50,905 But how does she figure into this? 536 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,428 FROND [over intercom]: Attention-- all students 537 00:15:52,602 --> 00:15:53,778 to the gymnasium. 538 00:15:53,952 --> 00:15:55,040 Voting for Mill... president 539 00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:57,086 will begin in 15 minutes. 540 00:15:57,259 --> 00:15:58,434 We've got to sneak into Frond's office, 541 00:15:58,609 --> 00:15:59,567 and see what he's got on Abby. 542 00:15:59,740 --> 00:16:00,916 Okay, good luck. I have to go 543 00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:02,351 vote for Millie, bye.No, Tina! 544 00:16:02,525 --> 00:16:03,527 I need your help. 545 00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:04,832 I need an extra pair of hands. 546 00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:05,876 You messed up the campaign. 547 00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:07,182 You wouldn't listen to me. 548 00:16:07,356 --> 00:16:08,402 Yes, but party loyalty? 549 00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:10,577 We're both registered Belchers. 550 00:16:10,751 --> 00:16:12,405 [sighs] I am a Belcher. 551 00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:14,668 Yay, us! The farty party! 552 00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:17,062 Quick, we'll dig through his files 553 00:16:17,236 --> 00:16:18,586 until we find something! 554 00:16:18,759 --> 00:16:19,847 And we'll dig through his Zen garden 555 00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:21,370 until we find enlightenment. 556 00:16:21,544 --> 00:16:22,764 Or a clam. 557 00:16:22,937 --> 00:16:23,894 Look at the size of this file. 558 00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:24,895 That's Abby's? 559 00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:26,028 No, it's yours. 560 00:16:26,201 --> 00:16:27,072 Here's Abby's. 561 00:16:27,246 --> 00:16:28,378 Oh, my God! 562 00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:29,813 This changes everything! 563 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,860 We've got to get down there before the vote. 564 00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:33,644 What are you doing in my office? 565 00:16:33,817 --> 00:16:35,168 What are you doing in your office? 566 00:16:35,341 --> 00:16:36,647 I came up to get a little rubber thing 567 00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:38,432 for my finger to count votes with so... 568 00:16:38,605 --> 00:16:39,868 I don't have to explain myself! 569 00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:41,043 It's my office! 570 00:16:41,216 --> 00:16:42,523 Oh, we were just leaving. 571 00:16:42,697 --> 00:16:44,437 Get comfortable. You're not going anywhere. 572 00:16:44,611 --> 00:16:46,308 Who-who touched my Zen garden?! 573 00:16:46,482 --> 00:16:49,095 It's gonna take me all afternoon to re-Zen that thing. 574 00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:55,014 Please let us go, Mr. Frond!No. Frankly, Louise, 575 00:16:55,187 --> 00:16:56,884 your behavior lately has been extra erratic. 576 00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:57,928 You need some counseling. 577 00:16:58,104 --> 00:17:00,105 Gosh, Mr. Frond, you're right. 578 00:17:00,279 --> 00:17:02,063 I think I might be on the verge of a breakthrough. 579 00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:03,760 Oh, good.Breakthrough! 580 00:17:03,934 --> 00:17:04,893 [all yelling] 581 00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:07,113 Damn you for making me run! 582 00:17:08,809 --> 00:17:09,767 We got to wrap this up, Lin. I mean, 583 00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:11,160 it's not great for business. 584 00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:12,814 We totally screwed up the counter. 585 00:17:12,988 --> 00:17:13,944 And nothing's settled. If anything, 586 00:17:14,119 --> 00:17:15,250 we've raised more questions. 587 00:17:15,424 --> 00:17:16,817 I'm gonna say we're still even. 588 00:17:16,991 --> 00:17:18,253 And there's only one thing left. 589 00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:19,298 Knife against hammer! 590 00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:20,473 Hammer against knife! 591 00:17:20,647 --> 00:17:21,952 Metal against metal! 592 00:17:22,127 --> 00:17:22,998 No way. We're-we're done. 593 00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:24,086 A tie is good. 594 00:17:24,259 --> 00:17:25,131 Yeah, Bob loves his knife. 595 00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:26,827 I'd hate to destroy it. 596 00:17:27,001 --> 00:17:29,003 My knife was made with hammers, Teddy. 597 00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:31,180 Hammering would actually make it stronger, so... 598 00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:32,660 Whatever you want to tell yourself. 599 00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:34,182 I get to go first! 600 00:17:34,356 --> 00:17:35,489 Five second rounds. Go! 601 00:17:35,663 --> 00:17:36,663 Fukinawa, go! 602 00:17:36,837 --> 00:17:38,144 Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! 603 00:17:38,317 --> 00:17:39,492 Ding! Hammer time! 604 00:17:39,666 --> 00:17:40,798 McLecklin! 605 00:17:40,971 --> 00:17:43,018 Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! 606 00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:44,759 Aah! It's not getting stronger! 607 00:17:44,932 --> 00:17:46,020 Fukinawa! 608 00:17:46,194 --> 00:17:47,848 Teddy, you can stop! It's dead. 609 00:17:48,022 --> 00:17:49,328 We got a winner! 610 00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:50,677 Let me see that thing. 611 00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:52,461 God, I really want a McLecklin. 612 00:17:54,028 --> 00:17:55,682 Ah, good, we're not too late. 613 00:17:55,856 --> 00:17:57,163 Everyone, before you vote, 614 00:17:57,336 --> 00:17:58,816 I have something to say to Millie! 615 00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:00,862 And I want you all to hear it! 616 00:18:01,036 --> 00:18:02,864 Just give up, Louise!I have. 617 00:18:03,038 --> 00:18:04,560 I just want to say to Millie 618 00:18:04,734 --> 00:18:06,650 early congratulations, and you know what? 619 00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:08,391 I think being a Bestie will be fun. 620 00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:10,393 Wha-What have you done with Louise? 621 00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:12,481 Oh, by the way, I won't be your Bestie. 622 00:18:12,655 --> 00:18:14,396 I'll be Abby's.Sorry? 623 00:18:14,570 --> 00:18:16,877 Oh, you didn't know? Abby's real name is Mabel. 624 00:18:17,051 --> 00:18:19,054 "Mabel" comes between "Louise" and "Millie." 625 00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:21,056 Your alphabetical rule. 626 00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:22,926 Wait a minute-- Abby is Mabel? 627 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,145 Abby's actually a nickname for Mabel, but 628 00:18:24,319 --> 00:18:25,278 no one knows that, so I guess... 629 00:18:25,451 --> 00:18:26,887 I'm not talking to you, Abby! 630 00:18:27,061 --> 00:18:28,324 Oh, okay.Mabel, you still into braiding? 631 00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:30,369 Want to take a whack at this mop? 632 00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:32,111 Do you like French braids or a fishtail? 633 00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:34,721 Hey, you're my Bestie, you decide! 634 00:18:34,895 --> 00:18:36,854 Yeah, well, whatever, we still might end up being Besties. 635 00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:37,898 Except we won't. I'll be Abby's. 636 00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:39,814 I mean Mabel's. Whatever. 637 00:18:39,988 --> 00:18:42,424 Whatever.But hey, we can talk later. Let's vote. 638 00:18:42,598 --> 00:18:44,252 Yeah, let's vote. But let's talk now for a minute. 639 00:18:44,426 --> 00:18:46,080 Because we will be Besties, Louise! 640 00:18:46,255 --> 00:18:48,387 Yeah. But no. Look, it's your rule. 641 00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,564 Well, when I'm president, I'll change the stupid rule, okay? 642 00:18:50,738 --> 00:18:52,392 The new rule will make us Besties! 643 00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:54,045 And if it doesn't, I'll change it again! 644 00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:55,786 And I'll change it again! Because you will be my Bestie! 645 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:59,398 And if I have to get rid of Abby or Mabel or whoever, I will! 646 00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:02,096 Careful, that's a five-strand braid. 647 00:19:02,270 --> 00:19:03,750 Took me all morning! 648 00:19:03,924 --> 00:19:05,883 Millie! 649 00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:08,103 And... scene! Um... 650 00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:09,583 if elected, I'll-I'll start an improv club. 651 00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:11,061 Let's do one more. Okay. 652 00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:12,759 Someone throw out a-an, uh, occupation... 653 00:19:12,933 --> 00:19:15,109 And an animal? 654 00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:16,720 I heard fireman? 655 00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:18,766 And pig? 656 00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:19,941 Did somebody say pig? 657 00:19:20,115 --> 00:19:21,202 I think Millie just lost. 658 00:19:21,376 --> 00:19:22,726 Impossible-- the only losers 659 00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:24,728 in improv are the audience. 660 00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:26,164 Wait, do we still like her? 661 00:19:26,338 --> 00:19:27,688 We don't, right? She's gross, right? 662 00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:29,732 Millie is disqualified for attacking Abby. 663 00:19:29,906 --> 00:19:31,082 Louise, you were second in the poll. 664 00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:32,258 You're going to be president! 665 00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:33,650 Whew, head rush! 666 00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:36,348 I'm already a little drunk with power! 667 00:19:36,522 --> 00:19:39,134 Louise is disqualified for breaking into my office. 668 00:19:39,307 --> 00:19:40,395 Oh.So we're out of candidates. 669 00:19:40,569 --> 00:19:41,962 No president this year. 670 00:19:42,136 --> 00:19:43,094 Uh... [clears his throat] 671 00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:44,617 Oh, wait, Henry Haber. 672 00:19:44,791 --> 00:19:46,096 Congratulations, Henry Haber. 673 00:19:46,271 --> 00:19:49,449 Hi. Uh, today my vote really counted. 674 00:19:49,623 --> 00:19:52,320 In my country, before the coup, I was president. 675 00:19:52,494 --> 00:19:54,888 You are so freaking lucky, Henry Haber! 676 00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:56,106 [laughs] Luck. 677 00:19:56,281 --> 00:19:57,107 Is that what you want to call it? 678 00:19:57,282 --> 00:19:58,587 Uh, yeah. 679 00:19:58,761 --> 00:20:00,241 I guess I was just lucky when I figured out 680 00:20:00,415 --> 00:20:02,330 that to get rid of Jimmy Jr., 681 00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:04,550 I had to lure Millie into the race. 682 00:20:04,724 --> 00:20:07,117 And I guess I was just lucky when I knew 683 00:20:07,292 --> 00:20:09,643 that she would pull you in on the Jimmy Jr. side, 684 00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:11,601 and that you would tank his campaign. 685 00:20:11,775 --> 00:20:13,385 How could you know that? 686 00:20:13,559 --> 00:20:15,605 A chinchilla named Princess Little Piddles told me. 687 00:20:15,778 --> 00:20:16,779 What? 688 00:20:16,953 --> 00:20:17,825 My younger brother Hogarth 689 00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:19,479 saw the whole thing. 690 00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:21,175 That name didn't have a chance 691 00:20:21,349 --> 00:20:22,699 till you went overboard dumping on it 692 00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:24,309 because it was Millie's idea. 693 00:20:24,483 --> 00:20:26,963 And all the kids felt bad for her. 694 00:20:27,137 --> 00:20:28,836 Millie makes you completely irrational. 695 00:20:29,009 --> 00:20:30,141 I'm not irrational. 696 00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:32,665 She just drives me totally insane! 697 00:20:32,839 --> 00:20:34,319 Then I had to take care of Millie. 698 00:20:34,493 --> 00:20:36,191 So I got you to run. 699 00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:38,498 Then I helped you take her down in a way 700 00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:40,151 that also took you down. 701 00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:41,195 We were pawns? 702 00:20:41,369 --> 00:20:43,111 I believe you mean "prawns." 703 00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:44,634 You can't be that smart. 704 00:20:44,807 --> 00:20:45,679 Chess I can. 705 00:20:45,853 --> 00:20:47,333 Wow. Brains and brawn... 706 00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:49,638 is what I would say if you had the brawn part. 707 00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:51,815 How can you play with people's lives like that? 708 00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:53,861 Who the hell do you think you are, Henry Haber? 709 00:20:54,035 --> 00:20:55,471 You're gonna be an amazing president. 710 00:20:55,644 --> 00:20:57,038 I was an amazing president. 711 00:20:57,211 --> 00:20:59,126 What happened?Mmm... coup. 712 00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:00,737 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 713 00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:03,871 TEDDY: ♪ Doctors have come ♪ 714 00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:05,828 ♪ From distant cities ♪ 715 00:21:06,002 --> 00:21:08,744 ♪ Just to see me ♪ 716 00:21:08,919 --> 00:21:12,182 ♪ Stand over my bed ♪ 717 00:21:12,357 --> 00:21:14,229 ♪ Is believing ♪ 718 00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:16,752 ♪ What they're seeing ♪ 719 00:21:16,926 --> 00:21:20,365 ♪ They say I must be one of the wonders ♪ 720 00:21:20,539 --> 00:21:22,672 ♪ Of God's own creation ♪ 721 00:21:25,371 --> 00:21:29,026 ♪ And as far as they can see they can offer ♪ 722 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,897 ♪ No explanation. ♪