1 00:00:20,932 --> 00:00:23,283 TINA: [sighs] Another "D" on a math test. 2 00:00:23,457 --> 00:00:25,460 And if I don't get at least a "B" on the next one, 3 00:00:25,634 --> 00:00:27,461 I've got to go to remedial math. [groans] 4 00:00:27,635 --> 00:00:29,332 Remedial math, huh? 5 00:00:29,507 --> 00:00:31,117 On your first day in there, steal the biggest kid's pencil. 6 00:00:31,292 --> 00:00:33,293 Yeah, and then sharpen it and give it back. 7 00:00:33,468 --> 00:00:34,773 What'll I tell my grandchildren? 8 00:00:34,947 --> 00:00:36,426 I used to be bad at math. 9 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:37,776 Oh, Grandma. 10 00:00:37,950 --> 00:00:39,125 I'm not going to remedial math, 11 00:00:39,299 --> 00:00:40,604 because I'm going to get a tutor 12 00:00:40,779 --> 00:00:42,302 who will teach me what my teacher could not. 13 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:44,304 I don't know why we're getting yelled at. 14 00:00:45,828 --> 00:00:47,090 You know what's this weekend, Bobby? 15 00:00:47,264 --> 00:00:49,136 Valentine's Day. Oh, crap. 16 00:00:49,310 --> 00:00:50,963 I-I mean, I-I don't mean crap, Lin. 17 00:00:51,137 --> 00:00:52,790 I-I know you love Valentine's Day, 18 00:00:52,965 --> 00:00:54,357 I just feel like I never get it quite right. 19 00:00:54,531 --> 00:00:56,317 No, you do not.No, you're horrible at it. 20 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:58,493 Well, I mean, a couple times, I got you something nice. 21 00:00:58,667 --> 00:00:59,929 Remember I got the oil change? Right. 22 00:01:00,103 --> 00:01:01,582 For the car? Right, yeah. 23 00:01:01,756 --> 00:01:03,280 That was for you.You did that, that was nice. 24 00:01:03,454 --> 00:01:04,977 Yeah. This year, 25 00:01:05,152 --> 00:01:06,936 you don't have to worry, 'cause I got it all figured out. 26 00:01:07,109 --> 00:01:08,155 ♪ Ta-da! ♪ 27 00:01:08,329 --> 00:01:09,634 Wow. What is it? 28 00:01:09,807 --> 00:01:11,635 It's a Valentine's Advent calendar. 29 00:01:11,810 --> 00:01:14,465 This year we're doing Valentine's Days. 30 00:01:14,638 --> 00:01:16,337 Valentine's Days? 31 00:01:16,510 --> 00:01:19,209 Say good-bye to the pressure of being super-romantic on one day, 32 00:01:19,382 --> 00:01:21,646 and say hello to being somewhat-romantic 33 00:01:21,819 --> 00:01:23,865 for a bunch of days leading up to the big "V." 34 00:01:24,039 --> 00:01:25,867 Yeah!Behind each little door 35 00:01:26,042 --> 00:01:28,478 is a romantic activity that I've already thought of. 36 00:01:28,652 --> 00:01:30,698 Oh, you planned stuff.That's right! 37 00:01:30,873 --> 00:01:32,483 Huh, all right, uh, that sounds better. 38 00:01:32,656 --> 00:01:34,223 Right? Open up day one, Bobby. 39 00:01:34,397 --> 00:01:35,920 Come on, [stammers] l-let me open it. 40 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,097 No. Teddy, get off it! Come on, let me open it. 41 00:01:38,271 --> 00:01:39,359 Teddy, Teddy, give it... Just let me open it, you can open up 42 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:40,012 the other days.Teddy, let it go. 43 00:01:40,186 --> 00:01:41,144 Okay, uh... 44 00:01:41,317 --> 00:01:42,884 "Sexy cooking." 45 00:01:43,058 --> 00:01:44,320 Sexy cooking-- I knew it. 46 00:01:44,495 --> 00:01:45,582 Yeah. 47 00:01:45,757 --> 00:01:47,281 I don't exactly know what that means, 48 00:01:47,454 --> 00:01:49,543 but if it means I'm not gonna screw up Valentine's Day, 49 00:01:49,718 --> 00:01:50,545 then I am in. 50 00:01:50,718 --> 00:01:51,980 I love it. We're in. 51 00:01:53,852 --> 00:01:55,680 DARRYL: Rosa. 52 00:01:55,853 --> 00:01:56,854 Rosa, Rosa. 53 00:01:57,028 --> 00:01:58,727 Darryl! Huh?! What? 54 00:01:58,901 --> 00:02:00,555 I need your help-- could you tutor me at math? 55 00:02:00,728 --> 00:02:02,121 Not taking on new clients. 56 00:02:02,296 --> 00:02:03,861 All my post-tutoring, pre-video-game free time 57 00:02:04,036 --> 00:02:05,429 is going to robotics. 58 00:02:05,602 --> 00:02:07,213 I'm building a companion robot for my grandpa. 59 00:02:07,388 --> 00:02:08,911 It gives him pills and plays jazz. 60 00:02:09,085 --> 00:02:11,217 But if I don't get help, I've got to go to remedial math. 61 00:02:11,391 --> 00:02:12,740 Ooh, that's tough. Good luck. 62 00:02:12,914 --> 00:02:14,481 Wait, what about tutoring me on Saturday? 63 00:02:14,656 --> 00:02:16,265 I'm not going to the Valentine's Day dance, so maybe... 64 00:02:16,439 --> 00:02:18,268 And you assume because I'm a nerd, I'm not going, either? 65 00:02:18,442 --> 00:02:20,401 What? Oh, I'm sorry, I assumed you weren't going 66 00:02:20,574 --> 00:02:22,228 for a totally different reason. 67 00:02:22,402 --> 00:02:24,013 Yeah, I'm not going. [gasps] 68 00:02:24,187 --> 00:02:25,796 That's it-- double nerd. 69 00:02:25,971 --> 00:02:27,756 Huh?Come with me, we got to talk in private. 70 00:02:27,930 --> 00:02:30,932 I'll tutor you if you'll be my date to the Valentine's dance. 71 00:02:31,106 --> 00:02:33,240 Oh, Darryl, I'm flattered, but I'm semi-involved 72 00:02:33,413 --> 00:02:34,588 with someone-- Jimmy Jr. 73 00:02:34,763 --> 00:02:35,894 He's semi-not-involved with me right now, 74 00:02:36,067 --> 00:02:37,591 but we're working through it. 75 00:02:37,765 --> 00:02:39,420 No, I don't really want to go to the dance with you. 76 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:41,377 I want to go with Rosa Batista. 77 00:02:41,551 --> 00:02:42,683 Then why don't you ask Rosa? 78 00:02:42,858 --> 00:02:44,251 I can't-- she's out of my league. 79 00:02:44,425 --> 00:02:45,817 I'm in seventh grade, she's in eighth. 80 00:02:45,990 --> 00:02:47,427 I think she still sees me as the little boy 81 00:02:47,602 --> 00:02:48,906 that peed down the slide in second grade. 82 00:02:49,081 --> 00:02:49,995 Oh, that was you? 83 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,649 I heard it was off a swing. 84 00:02:51,823 --> 00:02:53,433 [sighs] Some of it may have gotten on the swing. 85 00:02:53,608 --> 00:02:55,436 But listen, do you remember who won Cupid's Couple 86 00:02:55,610 --> 00:02:57,437 at last year's seventh-eighth grade Valentine's dance? 87 00:02:57,611 --> 00:03:00,223 Um, Michael Carlish and Tracy Schwartz, right? 88 00:03:00,396 --> 00:03:02,181 And after they broke up, 89 00:03:02,355 --> 00:03:05,054 seventh-grade Michael Carlish started dating eighth-grade... 90 00:03:05,228 --> 00:03:06,925 BOTH: Jenny Testa. 91 00:03:07,098 --> 00:03:08,405 Whoever wins Cupid's Couple can date 92 00:03:08,579 --> 00:03:10,102 anyone they want when they break up. 93 00:03:10,276 --> 00:03:11,626 If we fake-date, we could win. 94 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:12,888 And then if we fake break-up, 95 00:03:13,062 --> 00:03:14,193 I could date Rosa, 96 00:03:14,367 --> 00:03:16,021 and you could date Jimmy Jr. 97 00:03:16,195 --> 00:03:18,937 Hmm, but why would students vote you and me to be Cupid's Couple? 98 00:03:19,110 --> 00:03:21,288 Because of the double-nerd angle. 99 00:03:21,461 --> 00:03:22,766 I'm not a nerd.You kind of are. 100 00:03:22,941 --> 00:03:24,594 I'm not. We'll be too adorable to lose. 101 00:03:24,769 --> 00:03:26,466 A negative times a negative is a positive. 102 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:28,295 That can't be right.We'll cover that in tutoring. 103 00:03:28,468 --> 00:03:29,599 So, do we have a deal? 104 00:03:29,774 --> 00:03:31,298 Uh... 105 00:03:31,472 --> 00:03:32,995 Feels kind of wrong to mess with love. 106 00:03:33,168 --> 00:03:34,649 [teasingly]: Jimmy Jr. 107 00:03:34,823 --> 00:03:36,040 We'd have to be careful. 108 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:37,868 I've seen enough romantic comedies to know 109 00:03:38,043 --> 00:03:39,783 you're probably gonna fall for me.I won't fall for you. 110 00:03:39,957 --> 00:03:41,481 Okay, it's just that you're probably gonna fall for me. 111 00:03:41,656 --> 00:03:42,961 Don't. I won't. 112 00:03:43,134 --> 00:03:44,266 Good, fight that feeling. I won't need to. 113 00:03:44,441 --> 00:03:45,485 Okay, fake boyfriend, 114 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:46,835 let's fake do this. 115 00:03:48,314 --> 00:03:49,316 [anxious sigh] 116 00:03:50,317 --> 00:03:51,969 Your hand is sweaty like a forehead. 117 00:03:52,144 --> 00:03:53,319 I know. It's an issue. 118 00:03:53,493 --> 00:03:55,322 Oh, my God, are you two a couple now? 119 00:03:55,496 --> 00:03:56,627 You do the math.No. 120 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:57,759 Um, yeah, we are. 121 00:04:01,197 --> 00:04:02,459 Well, nibble my dibble. 122 00:04:02,633 --> 00:04:03,807 How long have y'all been going out? 123 00:04:03,981 --> 00:04:04,765 A month.Since today. 124 00:04:04,939 --> 00:04:05,984 Uh, since today, 125 00:04:06,157 --> 00:04:07,594 but earlier. [chuckles] 126 00:04:07,769 --> 00:04:09,466 I never really thought about either of you that much, 127 00:04:09,639 --> 00:04:11,512 but you guys make a cute couple. 128 00:04:11,686 --> 00:04:12,860 Yeah, it's like neither of you are cute, 129 00:04:13,034 --> 00:04:14,862 but together you're cute. 130 00:04:15,037 --> 00:04:16,690 We're both humans who wear glasses! 131 00:04:16,865 --> 00:04:18,170 Whoa, volume, Darryl. 132 00:04:18,345 --> 00:04:19,302 Yeah, man, we're right here. 133 00:04:19,475 --> 00:04:20,302 You all right, buddy? 134 00:04:20,476 --> 00:04:21,521 Darryl, sweetie, 135 00:04:21,696 --> 00:04:22,697 will you come with me for a sec 136 00:04:22,870 --> 00:04:24,350 and check my hair for lice? 137 00:04:24,524 --> 00:04:26,004 Mm-okay. We'll be right back. 138 00:04:26,177 --> 00:04:28,050 Ah, I'm losing so much water out of my palms! 139 00:04:28,223 --> 00:04:30,095 I'll be dead by morning! 140 00:04:30,269 --> 00:04:31,836 Pull it together, Darryl! Maybe I was wrong about this. 141 00:04:32,009 --> 00:04:33,360 I don't know how to be a boyfriend. 142 00:04:33,533 --> 00:04:34,838 You haven't dated anyone. 143 00:04:35,012 --> 00:04:36,798 And I've only dated two and a half boys, 144 00:04:36,971 --> 00:04:38,887 but I've thought about boys and relationships a lot.Mm-hmm. 145 00:04:39,060 --> 00:04:40,018 Like, a lot.Uh-huh. 146 00:04:40,192 --> 00:04:41,846 I mean, a lot. Okay. 147 00:04:42,019 --> 00:04:43,194 So, how about this? 148 00:04:43,370 --> 00:04:44,675 You'll be my math tutor, 149 00:04:44,848 --> 00:04:46,372 and I'll be your boyfriend tutor. Okay. 150 00:04:46,547 --> 00:04:47,896 Like, if you don't know what to say, 151 00:04:48,069 --> 00:04:49,158 just give me a tiny side-hug. 152 00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:50,725 Uh...?Um, oh, God. 153 00:04:50,899 --> 00:04:51,899 Okay, um, not like that. 154 00:04:52,074 --> 00:04:54,031 Ah...? Decent hug, 155 00:04:54,206 --> 00:04:55,382 but do it silently next time. 156 00:04:55,555 --> 00:04:57,384 Good news, neither of us have lice. 157 00:04:57,557 --> 00:04:58,689 So, hello again, everyone. 158 00:04:58,862 --> 00:05:00,690 Aw, you guys look so cute together. 159 00:05:00,865 --> 00:05:01,865 Thanks, Rosa. You're welcome. 160 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:02,867 [chuckles] 161 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:03,911 B-Bye. 162 00:05:04,086 --> 00:05:05,305 B-Bye. Oh, bye.Bye. 163 00:05:05,478 --> 00:05:07,742 Are Darryl and Tina holding hands? 164 00:05:07,915 --> 00:05:09,744 Tina hasn't pined after Darryl for one second. 165 00:05:09,918 --> 00:05:11,658 And that girl can pine. 166 00:05:13,225 --> 00:05:15,184 Hey, Lin, can you take this to table four? 167 00:05:15,358 --> 00:05:16,358 Aah! What the hell was that? 168 00:05:16,533 --> 00:05:17,360 Sexy cooking. 169 00:05:17,533 --> 00:05:18,752 Oh, okay, right. 170 00:05:18,927 --> 00:05:20,754 She got ya! Whipped cream. 171 00:05:20,928 --> 00:05:22,757 Sexy, right? Very. Teddy. 172 00:05:22,930 --> 00:05:25,411 Uh, now's not really the best time, Lin. 173 00:05:25,586 --> 00:05:26,543 Come here.It's the lunch rush. 174 00:05:26,716 --> 00:05:28,197 Come on, come on. 175 00:05:28,370 --> 00:05:29,415 Also, can you take that burger to table four? 176 00:05:29,589 --> 00:05:31,461 I could, or you can try and find 177 00:05:31,634 --> 00:05:33,420 the strawberry I've hidden somewhere on my body. 178 00:05:33,593 --> 00:05:35,422 Wh-What are you talking about? 179 00:05:35,596 --> 00:05:37,423 ♪ Find the strawberry ♪ 180 00:05:37,598 --> 00:05:39,120 ♪ Strawberry trail ♪ 181 00:05:39,295 --> 00:05:40,077 Mmm, no. ♪ Yeah. ♪ 182 00:05:40,252 --> 00:05:41,079 I don't know. 183 00:05:41,252 --> 00:05:42,341 Not right now. 184 00:05:42,516 --> 00:05:43,733 Wait, is that it, right there? 185 00:05:43,908 --> 00:05:44,908 In your apron pocket? 186 00:05:45,082 --> 00:05:46,257 Mm-hmm. So it's in there. 187 00:05:46,432 --> 00:05:47,433 Yeah, come and get it. 188 00:05:47,608 --> 00:05:49,130 Well, it's all dirty now, 189 00:05:49,305 --> 00:05:51,088 'cause it's in your apron with a dirty dishrag. 190 00:05:51,262 --> 00:05:52,351 So dirty. 191 00:05:52,526 --> 00:05:53,744 Hurry up, it's getting all mushy. 192 00:05:53,918 --> 00:05:55,442 Well, I don't really want to now, 193 00:05:55,615 --> 00:05:57,444 it has a dishrag on it. Sure you do. 194 00:05:57,617 --> 00:05:58,966 I really don't. I don't want that one.You know you want to. 195 00:05:59,141 --> 00:06:00,098 No. Open up... 196 00:06:00,271 --> 00:06:01,403 Mm-mm, mm-mm. Open up. 197 00:06:01,577 --> 00:06:02,622 No. Fine, I'll take a nibble. 198 00:06:02,797 --> 00:06:04,451 Mmm. [gags] 199 00:06:04,625 --> 00:06:05,581 Lin, you're gagging. 200 00:06:05,755 --> 00:06:06,757 [groans] 201 00:06:08,279 --> 00:06:10,456 Tina, hey, back from tutoring, I see. 202 00:06:10,630 --> 00:06:13,329 Have a seat, my sister. Sure. 203 00:06:13,502 --> 00:06:15,461 So, Darryl, boyfriend, you, girlfriend? Mm-hmm. 204 00:06:15,636 --> 00:06:16,766 Really? Really. 205 00:06:16,940 --> 00:06:18,202 Okay, you broke me! 206 00:06:18,377 --> 00:06:19,639 Darryl and I are pretending we're dating 207 00:06:19,814 --> 00:06:21,250 so we can win Cupid's Couple at the dance, 208 00:06:21,423 --> 00:06:22,643 and then we can go out with whoever we want, 209 00:06:22,817 --> 00:06:23,817 and I stay in normal math. 210 00:06:23,992 --> 00:06:25,471 I knew math was responsible! 211 00:06:25,646 --> 00:06:26,603 Please don't tell. 212 00:06:26,776 --> 00:06:27,473 If anyone knows we're faking, 213 00:06:27,648 --> 00:06:28,605 then we won't win. 214 00:06:28,778 --> 00:06:29,605 Right. Bribe, please. 215 00:06:29,779 --> 00:06:30,999 [sighs] Okay. 216 00:06:31,173 --> 00:06:33,000 Well, the winners of Cupid's Couple get 217 00:06:33,175 --> 00:06:34,959 a $50 frozen yogurt gift card. 218 00:06:35,132 --> 00:06:36,786 I guess you guys can have that if we win. 219 00:06:36,961 --> 00:06:40,529 Shh... You had me at "gets a $50 frozen yogurt gift card." 220 00:06:40,704 --> 00:06:44,533 Now, a boyfriend should always give his girlfriend compliments. 221 00:06:44,707 --> 00:06:46,971 Like, you could tell me I did a great job of opening my locker 222 00:06:47,144 --> 00:06:48,058 on the first try. 223 00:06:48,233 --> 00:06:49,278 I should compliment you on that? 224 00:06:49,451 --> 00:06:50,800 Especially that. 225 00:06:50,975 --> 00:06:52,454 My locker has a mind of its own, which I respect, 226 00:06:52,629 --> 00:06:54,108 but also sometimes I just need to get my books. 227 00:06:54,283 --> 00:06:55,370 Uh, okay. 228 00:06:55,545 --> 00:06:56,720 Hey, great job opening your locker 229 00:06:56,894 --> 00:06:58,721 on the first try, Tina. Oh, thanks. 230 00:06:58,896 --> 00:07:01,158 Whoa, that is some sweet talk.I know, right? 231 00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:03,161 It's so cute how their glasses reflect off each other. 232 00:07:03,334 --> 00:07:05,163 Yeah, like two mirrors that go on forever. 233 00:07:05,336 --> 00:07:06,990 Infinite stuff trips me out! 234 00:07:07,165 --> 00:07:08,862 Oh, no, there's a spider on your back. 235 00:07:09,036 --> 00:07:10,995 Ew! Get it off! Get it off! 236 00:07:11,168 --> 00:07:12,475 No, it's not real, it's my hand. 237 00:07:12,649 --> 00:07:13,997 It's a cute game we play, it's our thing. 238 00:07:14,172 --> 00:07:15,651 But I hate spiders, could it be a beetle? 239 00:07:15,826 --> 00:07:16,826 Sure. Oh, no. 240 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,002 There's a beetle on your back. 241 00:07:18,175 --> 00:07:19,350 [chuckles] 242 00:07:19,526 --> 00:07:21,745 Aw! Bugs are, like, the new hugs. 243 00:07:21,918 --> 00:07:24,355 Cupid sure hit that couple right in the rump, huh? 244 00:07:24,531 --> 00:07:27,011 It's the romance of the century! 245 00:07:27,185 --> 00:07:29,144 And it has nothing to do with yogurt. 246 00:07:34,757 --> 00:07:36,411 I'm having a really good time with you tonight. 247 00:07:36,586 --> 00:07:37,935 I don't think everyone heard you. 248 00:07:38,108 --> 00:07:39,937 You got to yell over the music. Oh, right. 249 00:07:40,110 --> 00:07:41,548 [louder]: I'm having a really good time with you tonight. 250 00:07:41,721 --> 00:07:43,723 Oh, man, look at Chloe and Zack slow-dance. 251 00:07:43,898 --> 00:07:45,202 They are so slow! 252 00:07:45,377 --> 00:07:46,856 Wow, they're barely moving. 253 00:07:47,031 --> 00:07:48,163 How do we compete with that? 254 00:07:48,336 --> 00:07:50,077 We cannot let them win Cupid's Couple. 255 00:07:50,252 --> 00:07:51,731 Hold on, I got a good idea. 256 00:07:51,906 --> 00:07:55,213 Hey, who's having a great Valentine's Day? 257 00:07:55,387 --> 00:07:56,911 [shouting in affirmation] 258 00:07:57,084 --> 00:07:59,391 Well, I'm having a greater time, 259 00:07:59,566 --> 00:08:01,915 because I'm here with the number one girlfriend in the world. 260 00:08:02,089 --> 00:08:04,745 Ti-na Bel-cher! 261 00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:06,747 Hi. 262 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:09,706 Aw, I want someone to stretch out my name like that. 263 00:08:09,879 --> 00:08:13,100 Joce-lyn...! 264 00:08:13,274 --> 00:08:16,060 Deejay, slow-jam me. 265 00:08:16,233 --> 00:08:17,148 ♪ Girl ♪ 266 00:08:17,322 --> 00:08:18,367 ♪ I wish you were ♪ 267 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:20,281 ♪ In all my classes ♪ 268 00:08:20,456 --> 00:08:22,240 ♪ And when we kiss ♪ 269 00:08:22,413 --> 00:08:23,894 ♪ We hit our glasses ♪ 270 00:08:24,067 --> 00:08:24,894 ♪ Now let's ♪ 271 00:08:25,069 --> 00:08:26,288 ♪ Slow-dance ♪ 272 00:08:26,461 --> 00:08:31,206 ♪ Like mol...asses... ♪ 273 00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:37,778 Thank you, good night! 274 00:08:37,951 --> 00:08:39,256 Aw... 275 00:08:39,431 --> 00:08:41,259 Wow, Darryl, where did that come from? 276 00:08:41,432 --> 00:08:42,216 Girlfriends like surprises. 277 00:08:42,390 --> 00:08:44,131 You taught me that. 278 00:08:44,306 --> 00:08:45,437 Hey, you know what might push us over the top right now? 279 00:08:45,611 --> 00:08:46,917 A kiss. Great idea. 280 00:08:47,091 --> 00:08:48,309 Let's make this look real. 281 00:08:51,269 --> 00:08:53,270 [whooping, applause] 282 00:08:53,445 --> 00:08:56,057 Wow, who knew Darryl was total boyfriend material? 283 00:08:56,230 --> 00:08:57,624 I know. 284 00:08:57,798 --> 00:08:59,929 I didn't know, but now I know, you know? 285 00:09:00,104 --> 00:09:01,409 We're gonna win this thing. 286 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:03,238 We should probably kiss one more time. 287 00:09:03,412 --> 00:09:04,413 Just in case someone was tying their shoes and missed it. 288 00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:05,806 Right, good thinking. 289 00:09:05,980 --> 00:09:07,937 [Darryl moans] 290 00:09:08,111 --> 00:09:09,940 So are you ready to see 291 00:09:10,114 --> 00:09:12,333 what we got for actual Valentine's Day? 292 00:09:12,508 --> 00:09:13,943 I don't know if I am ready. 293 00:09:14,118 --> 00:09:15,642 It's, uh, it's been a rough week. 294 00:09:15,816 --> 00:09:17,644 Yeah. We've had some misfires. 295 00:09:17,817 --> 00:09:19,471 And an actual fire, yeah. Yeah. 296 00:09:19,645 --> 00:09:21,125 Ooh, "Bubble Bath"! 297 00:09:21,298 --> 00:09:22,952 Well, it's hard to mess up a bubble bath. 298 00:09:23,126 --> 00:09:24,955 And Gene and Louise are asleep, 299 00:09:25,129 --> 00:09:26,522 so that sounds good. 300 00:09:27,610 --> 00:09:29,003 Oh, Bobby. 301 00:09:29,177 --> 00:09:30,613 Oh, hello, there. 302 00:09:30,787 --> 00:09:31,614 Get in here, you. 303 00:09:31,788 --> 00:09:33,528 It's nice and bubbly. 304 00:09:33,702 --> 00:09:35,836 Yeah, there's a lot of bubbles. 305 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:37,010 Yeah, I used the whole bottle. 306 00:09:37,184 --> 00:09:38,490 You used the whole bottle? 307 00:09:38,664 --> 00:09:39,490 You're supposed to use, like, a teaspoon. 308 00:09:39,665 --> 00:09:40,667 It's, like, toxic. No. 309 00:09:40,841 --> 00:09:42,625 All right, fine, fine, it's fine. 310 00:09:42,798 --> 00:09:43,669 It's just a lot of bubbles. 311 00:09:43,844 --> 00:09:44,888 Come on, it's fun. 312 00:09:45,062 --> 00:09:46,019 It's like a paste in here. 313 00:09:46,193 --> 00:09:47,586 Yeah, right?! 314 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:48,849 Feels like no water. Look at that. 315 00:09:49,023 --> 00:09:50,110 Oh. Let's just go with it. 316 00:09:50,284 --> 00:09:51,373 Yeah. 317 00:09:51,547 --> 00:09:53,331 But it stings. Just ignore it. 318 00:09:53,504 --> 00:09:54,985 Yeah, when it gets in your eyes, it stings. 319 00:09:55,158 --> 00:09:56,203 Ignore it. 320 00:09:56,378 --> 00:09:57,683 Come on, look at me. 321 00:09:57,857 --> 00:09:59,206 I'm just gonna get out for a sec, Lin. 322 00:09:59,380 --> 00:10:00,511 No... I got to wash 323 00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:01,513 my face off. Gene! Ooh! 324 00:10:01,687 --> 00:10:02,471 I thought you were asleep. 325 00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:03,994 I thought I was, too. 326 00:10:04,168 --> 00:10:05,692 But then my bladder was, like, "Get up!" 327 00:10:05,865 --> 00:10:07,562 [yawns] What's going on in here? 328 00:10:07,736 --> 00:10:09,652 Oh, God, no, Louise, you got to get out. 329 00:10:09,826 --> 00:10:10,826 I'm peeing, but after, 330 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,089 I'm gonna make a sandwich 331 00:10:12,263 --> 00:10:13,134 and join Mom and Dad in the tub. 332 00:10:13,307 --> 00:10:14,048 Ooh, what kind of sandwich? 333 00:10:14,221 --> 00:10:15,178 N-No, Lin, no. 334 00:10:15,352 --> 00:10:16,832 Well, now I got to pee. 335 00:10:17,006 --> 00:10:18,355 Use the second toilet. 336 00:10:18,529 --> 00:10:20,053 Mom, Dad, can you get out for a second? 337 00:10:20,227 --> 00:10:21,229 Do you pee in here? 338 00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:22,533 Yeah.You're kidding me. 339 00:10:22,708 --> 00:10:24,711 Well, no.I'm in it. 340 00:10:24,884 --> 00:10:26,102 Well, I... that's why I'm asking you 341 00:10:26,277 --> 00:10:27,495 to please get out for just a minute. 342 00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:28,539 Couple three. 343 00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:30,019 [light applause] 344 00:10:30,193 --> 00:10:31,543 And couple four. 345 00:10:31,717 --> 00:10:33,370 [applause] 346 00:10:33,544 --> 00:10:35,895 All right, looks like the winner of Cupid's Couple is... 347 00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:37,898 Darryl and Tina! 348 00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:40,596 Don't fly away, because you get 349 00:10:40,769 --> 00:10:43,903 a $50 gift card to Fro-Yo-Momma. 350 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:45,078 We did it. I know. 351 00:10:45,253 --> 00:10:46,384 Girls are smiling at me. 352 00:10:46,557 --> 00:10:47,864 The theorem's working. 353 00:10:48,038 --> 00:10:49,212 Let's kiss one more time to seal the deal. 354 00:10:49,386 --> 00:10:50,736 We already won. 355 00:10:50,911 --> 00:10:52,259 Where's Rosa? I can't see Rosa. 356 00:10:52,433 --> 00:10:53,565 And one more time, for old time's sake. 357 00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:55,350 All right, well, I... 358 00:10:55,524 --> 00:10:56,524 Okay, one more. 359 00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:58,048 I guess... 360 00:10:58,221 --> 00:11:00,006 Wait, that... let's redo that one. 361 00:11:04,402 --> 00:11:05,360 So, now what? 362 00:11:05,533 --> 00:11:06,753 You and Darryl break up? 363 00:11:06,927 --> 00:11:07,927 And then Jimmy Jr. comes running? 364 00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,668 And Rosa and my math scores, 365 00:11:09,842 --> 00:11:11,582 according to Darryl's theory, which is probably right, 366 00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:13,106 since he's the smartest boy I've ever dated. 367 00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:14,803 Fake dated.Right, right. Fake dated. 368 00:11:14,977 --> 00:11:17,633 So, the breakup, is it gonna be classy or nasty? 369 00:11:17,807 --> 00:11:20,288 Definitely nasty. Want to know how many holds will be barred? 370 00:11:20,461 --> 00:11:21,201 Three?None. 371 00:11:21,375 --> 00:11:22,419 Wow, that is... 372 00:11:22,594 --> 00:11:23,769 so few. 373 00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:27,076 You ready to do this? 374 00:11:27,250 --> 00:11:28,687 Maybe we should practice more. 375 00:11:28,861 --> 00:11:30,427 What if we break up tomorrow or next month? 376 00:11:30,601 --> 00:11:32,429 Nah, we got this. Showtime. 377 00:11:32,604 --> 00:11:33,822 For you, my sweets. 378 00:11:33,996 --> 00:11:35,956 A gardenia? My favorite flower? 379 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:37,740 Aah, that's it! I can't take it anymore! 380 00:11:37,913 --> 00:11:39,046 What do you mean? 381 00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:40,437 You're just too kind and generous. 382 00:11:40,611 --> 00:11:41,744 It's making me sick. Oh, yeah? 383 00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:42,788 Well, you're too damn interesting, 384 00:11:42,962 --> 00:11:44,442 and it's driving me nuts. 385 00:11:44,615 --> 00:11:45,966 What's going on here?Cupid's Couple is having 386 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:47,270 a quarrel and a half. 387 00:11:47,445 --> 00:11:48,794 Yeah. Mm-hmm. 388 00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:50,797 Your charisma is overwhelming me! 389 00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:53,147 Why can't you be un-charming for one damn second? 390 00:11:53,321 --> 00:11:54,844 I can't change how incredible I am. 391 00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:57,150 Just like you can't change how phenomenal you are. 392 00:11:57,325 --> 00:11:59,761 Then maybe we shouldn't date each other anymore. 393 00:11:59,936 --> 00:12:01,284 [crowd gasping]You mean break up, 394 00:12:01,458 --> 00:12:02,895 effective immediately? 395 00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:04,941 And date other people at this and/or other schools? 396 00:12:05,115 --> 00:12:06,638 It's our only choice! 397 00:12:06,812 --> 00:12:08,683 I wish I knew how to tame you, you wild stallion! 398 00:12:08,857 --> 00:12:11,469 Have a great life.You, too, soulful wonder lady. 399 00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:13,471 Hey, Rosa, sorry you had to see that. 400 00:12:13,644 --> 00:12:14,951 Man, that was rough. 401 00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:16,735 Are you okay, Darryl?I'll be all right. 402 00:12:16,909 --> 00:12:18,128 [voice breaking]: Thanks for asking.You're welcome. 403 00:12:18,302 --> 00:12:20,173 That was so intense. 404 00:12:20,347 --> 00:12:22,219 I thought they were going to last forever and ever. 405 00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:24,831 But instead they just imploded right before our eyes. 406 00:12:25,004 --> 00:12:26,615 So, Tina's single again? 407 00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:28,138 Why do you want to know? 408 00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:29,661 I-I don't care. 409 00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:31,184 Jimmy Jr. likes Tina! 410 00:12:31,359 --> 00:12:33,317 No, I don't. 411 00:12:33,490 --> 00:12:35,144 Look at Rosa and Darryl. 412 00:12:35,318 --> 00:12:37,495 That happened fast. The kid's a genius. 413 00:12:37,668 --> 00:12:39,192 Yeah, they're really hitting it off, those two. 414 00:12:39,366 --> 00:12:40,368 Good for them. 415 00:12:40,542 --> 00:12:42,152 Hey, Tina.Hello, Jimmy Jr. 416 00:12:42,326 --> 00:12:43,893 A bunch of us are going bowling tonight, 417 00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:46,155 and since you and Darryl aren't a couple anymore, 418 00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:47,854 I was wondering if you want to come. 419 00:12:48,028 --> 00:12:49,899 Bowling? Did someone say nachos? 420 00:12:50,072 --> 00:12:51,552 Um, I was kind of talking to Tina. 421 00:12:51,726 --> 00:12:53,033 This is just for older kids. 422 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,034 Tina is insisting that we go with her 423 00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:56,557 and that she pay for us, 424 00:12:56,731 --> 00:12:58,341 because we know so much about bowling. 425 00:12:58,515 --> 00:13:00,039 Some might say too much. 426 00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:01,562 Wait, I don't get it. How could you know 427 00:13:01,736 --> 00:13:03,043 About...too much about bowling? 428 00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:05,000 We know too much about... 429 00:13:05,174 --> 00:13:07,003 Bowling. No. 430 00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:09,048 It's something else.Bowling. 431 00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:10,701 Uh-huh.So, I'm gonna take off. 432 00:13:10,876 --> 00:13:12,573 Uh, we'll see you tonight.JIMMY JR.: Yeah. 433 00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:14,227 We know too much about the Cupid's Couple thing. 434 00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:15,403 Oh! Okay. 435 00:13:15,576 --> 00:13:16,707 Yeah, you can come. 436 00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:18,580 LINDA: Look what's back. 437 00:13:18,754 --> 00:13:20,581 No, no, no.Yes, yes, yes. 438 00:13:20,755 --> 00:13:22,409 Since the kids are out, 439 00:13:22,583 --> 00:13:24,890 and the bubble bath was a little too bubbly for some, 440 00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:26,543 we're gonna finish strong with... No. 441 00:13:26,717 --> 00:13:28,067 Striptease. Oh. 442 00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:29,373 Yeah. Ooh! Yeah. 443 00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:31,027 That could be fun. I'd like that. 444 00:13:31,201 --> 00:13:32,899 I'd like that, too. See you strut your stuff. 445 00:13:33,072 --> 00:13:34,203 Wait, me? Yeah. 446 00:13:34,378 --> 00:13:35,466 Magic Mike me, baby. 447 00:13:35,639 --> 00:13:36,727 [chuckles] Lin, you don't want that. 448 00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:38,207 Oh, but I do. 449 00:13:38,381 --> 00:13:39,730 Really? Okay. 450 00:13:39,905 --> 00:13:41,384 Then I'll do it.Yeah! Do it. 451 00:13:41,558 --> 00:13:44,605 But if I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna really do it, Lin. 452 00:13:44,779 --> 00:13:46,129 I'm gonna go all in.Bobby! 453 00:13:46,302 --> 00:13:48,436 If Bob Belcher strips, he's gonna strip serious. 454 00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:49,740 Like what? Like how? 455 00:13:49,915 --> 00:13:51,743 Like crazy. Like you've never seen, 456 00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:53,441 like you wa... you won't even want it. 457 00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:55,922 Yeah! After 20 seconds of my striptease, 458 00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:57,749 you're gonna... you'll want to leave. 459 00:13:57,923 --> 00:13:59,750 [whoops] I'm gonna go shave my chest 460 00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:01,623 and pick out some music.Let's do it! 461 00:14:01,797 --> 00:14:03,277 Oh, maybe brush your teeth, too.Oh, right. 462 00:14:03,451 --> 00:14:05,061 Maybe floss. Okay.Yes. 463 00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:07,368 LOUISE: On your marks, 464 00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:09,370 get set, go. 465 00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:12,721 Yeah! MAN: Lane five, don't do that. 466 00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:14,418 What, don't bowl? 467 00:14:14,591 --> 00:14:17,246 Hmm, feels like there's a strike in here. 468 00:14:17,421 --> 00:14:19,293 Huh. Those cheeks aren't leaving me weak 469 00:14:19,466 --> 00:14:20,250 like they usually do. 470 00:14:20,423 --> 00:14:22,251 [groans] 471 00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:23,600 Hell, yeah! Boom shaka-laka! 472 00:14:23,774 --> 00:14:24,775 That's my boy! 473 00:14:24,951 --> 00:14:26,038 Get over here! 474 00:14:26,212 --> 00:14:28,128 Come on. Get over here. Ow. 475 00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:29,563 Ow, ow, ow! Zeke, ow. 476 00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:31,130 [laughter] 477 00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:34,961 Oh, Darryl. 478 00:14:35,134 --> 00:14:36,658 [growling] Come on! 479 00:14:36,831 --> 00:14:38,094 Come on!Ow, Zeke, ow! 480 00:14:38,268 --> 00:14:39,573 That's too rough.Come on! 481 00:14:39,748 --> 00:14:40,879 Rosa, don't move. 482 00:14:41,053 --> 00:14:42,142 There's a huge beetle on your back. 483 00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:44,100 Oh, no. Aah![laughter] 484 00:14:44,274 --> 00:14:45,667 I love it when you do that. 485 00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:47,581 That's-that's my favorite joke thing that we do. 486 00:14:47,755 --> 00:14:48,975 That's it! 487 00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:50,585 Oh, I can't take it anymore! 488 00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:51,802 Are you okay, Tina? 489 00:14:51,977 --> 00:14:53,109 Yeah, your face does not look 490 00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:54,937 exactly normal for a human. 491 00:14:55,110 --> 00:14:56,330 No, I'm not okay! 492 00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:57,634 Yeah, 'cause seriously, 493 00:14:57,808 --> 00:14:59,506 your expression is like... [growls] 494 00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:00,638 None of this is okay, okay? 495 00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:01,769 I'm tired of lying. 496 00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:03,119 You need to know the truth. 497 00:15:03,293 --> 00:15:04,337 Tina, what are you doing? 498 00:15:04,511 --> 00:15:05,860 Oh, boy.Everyone... 499 00:15:06,034 --> 00:15:07,644 Darryl and I only pretended to be a couple, 500 00:15:07,818 --> 00:15:08,777 so he could trick Rosa 501 00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:09,951 into dating him. 502 00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:11,345 And he would tutor me in math, 503 00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:13,173 but we didn't get around to much of that. 504 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,349 We lied to you, and you all fell for it. 505 00:15:15,523 --> 00:15:16,958 That's weird. I'm outta here. 506 00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:18,307 Darryl, is this true? 507 00:15:18,481 --> 00:15:20,658 Uh... Kind of? 508 00:15:20,831 --> 00:15:23,312 Well, then I kind of never want to see you again. 509 00:15:23,486 --> 00:15:25,359 Rosa, come back! 510 00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:26,794 Tina, what the hell are you doing? 511 00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:28,710 Um, I-I guess... 512 00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:30,190 I guess... You guess what? 513 00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:31,625 I guess I fell for you. 514 00:15:31,799 --> 00:15:32,844 [crowd gasping] 515 00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:34,846 What?! But we were pretending! 516 00:15:35,020 --> 00:15:36,673 Well, I wasn't. [groans] 517 00:15:36,847 --> 00:15:38,807 What a tangled-ass web we weave. 518 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:40,113 [pins crashing] 519 00:15:43,855 --> 00:15:45,682 You fell for me? How? Why? 520 00:15:45,856 --> 00:15:47,859 Because you did nice things and said nice things, 521 00:15:48,033 --> 00:15:49,687 and we had our special side hug thing. 522 00:15:49,860 --> 00:15:51,558 You told me to do those things. 523 00:15:51,732 --> 00:15:53,038 Well, can't you just be that guy? 524 00:15:53,212 --> 00:15:54,778 No, that guy doesn't even exist. 525 00:15:54,953 --> 00:15:56,868 But you fell for the Tina I was when we were together. 526 00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:58,566 No, I didn't. 527 00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:00,176 Let's assume you did and work backwards from there. 528 00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:02,395 No, Tina, we don't even like the same stuff. 529 00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:03,527 Sure we do. 530 00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:04,701 Do you like math? No. 531 00:16:04,875 --> 00:16:05,833 And video games? No... 532 00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:07,226 And comic books? No. 533 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,706 And going to the science museum?No... 534 00:16:08,879 --> 00:16:10,011 You know who likes all those things? 535 00:16:10,186 --> 00:16:11,057 Who? Rosa! 536 00:16:11,230 --> 00:16:12,535 Rosa likes all that stuff! 537 00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:14,190 Oh, God, you and Rosa should be together. 538 00:16:14,364 --> 00:16:15,756 Yes, we should. 539 00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:17,672 I broke up a perfectly good relationship. 540 00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:19,152 Yes, you did. 541 00:16:19,326 --> 00:16:20,240 I need to get you two back together. 542 00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:21,544 Yes, you do. 543 00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:23,111 Oh, boy. I hope I'm as good 544 00:16:23,286 --> 00:16:24,200 at getting you guys back together 545 00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:25,548 as I was at breaking you up. 546 00:16:25,722 --> 00:16:27,246 Go, go, go, go, go! 547 00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:28,899 LINDA: You're taking forever in there. 548 00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:30,902 You better not be using all my baby oil. 549 00:16:31,076 --> 00:16:32,251 BOB: Okay, I'm coming out. 550 00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:33,904 I started to shave, but I stopped. 551 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,211 So don't look at my back. 552 00:16:35,384 --> 00:16:36,865 Okay. Should I hit play, or...? 553 00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:38,171 Not yet. 554 00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:39,562 [groans]: Oh, G... Oh, my God. 555 00:16:39,736 --> 00:16:41,434 That's really tight. Okay now. 556 00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:42,783 Now, go. [whoops] 557 00:16:42,957 --> 00:16:44,046 [music playing]Party time. 558 00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:46,395 Well, well, [panting] well. 559 00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:47,831 Ha-ha! Did someone... 560 00:16:48,006 --> 00:16:49,572 Just give me a second.You all right? 561 00:16:49,746 --> 00:16:51,488 All right, let me just come right back.Okay. 562 00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:52,793 All right, go, go...Just stop the music for a second. 563 00:16:52,967 --> 00:16:54,274 I'll be right back.All right. 564 00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:55,927 I'm gonna look away.All right, put it on. 565 00:16:56,101 --> 00:16:57,885 I'm ready, I'm ready.Here we go, and play. 566 00:16:58,059 --> 00:16:59,713 Hey, there, lady. 567 00:16:59,888 --> 00:17:03,022 Did someone order take out, or should I say take off? 568 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:05,240 Oh, yeah. 569 00:17:05,414 --> 00:17:06,763 How do you like that? Mm. 570 00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:08,156 [whoops]Oh, you like it? 571 00:17:08,330 --> 00:17:10,071 Yeah!Well, it's just getting started. 572 00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:12,117 Let's get it down and dirty. 573 00:17:12,291 --> 00:17:13,770 Take it off, baby! [whoops] 574 00:17:13,944 --> 00:17:14,771 Yeah! 575 00:17:14,945 --> 00:17:17,123 [whooping] Ha, ha! 576 00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:19,472 How's this working for you? 'Cause this is my one move. 577 00:17:19,646 --> 00:17:21,431 Give it to mama.Let's orbit the Earth. 578 00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:22,953 Let's orbit the Earth. 579 00:17:23,128 --> 00:17:24,130 I like it. It's circular. 580 00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:25,305 Round. I'm getting dizzy. 581 00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:26,480 Yeah, yeah. 582 00:17:26,653 --> 00:17:27,654 No, this is what I practiced. 583 00:17:27,828 --> 00:17:28,786 Oh. Oh, yeah. 584 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,135 Let's go the other way. 585 00:17:30,309 --> 00:17:31,962 Going counterclockwise. 586 00:17:32,137 --> 00:17:33,661 MAN [outside]: You're terrible! 587 00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:35,489 Did you just hear something?Nah, nah, keep going. 588 00:17:35,663 --> 00:17:36,968 I think it's in the song. Keep going. 589 00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:37,969 DENNIS: Put some clothes on, big boy! 590 00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:39,101 Oh, my God. 591 00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:40,450 The curtain's open. 592 00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:41,711 Oh, God.What happened to your back? 593 00:17:41,885 --> 00:17:42,931 Nobody wants to see that. [laughing] 594 00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:44,846 Hey! I do! 595 00:17:45,019 --> 00:17:46,500 Sorry. I was doing a striptease 596 00:17:46,673 --> 00:17:48,675 for my wife for Valentine's Day, all right? 597 00:17:48,849 --> 00:17:49,938 Valentine's Day was days ago. 598 00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:51,156 Give it up. 599 00:17:51,330 --> 00:17:52,288 All right, fine. 600 00:17:52,461 --> 00:17:53,507 I'm closing the curtains. 601 00:17:53,681 --> 00:17:54,942 Oh, no, damn it. 602 00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:56,465 Crap, they're not closing. 603 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:57,902 I'm sorry, Bobby. 604 00:17:58,076 --> 00:18:00,817 This Valentine's Days thing was a bad idea. 605 00:18:00,991 --> 00:18:02,471 We just stink at it. 606 00:18:02,645 --> 00:18:04,344 We stink. No, no, Lin, you know what? 607 00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:06,476 I said I was gonna do it, so I'm gonna do it. 608 00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:08,130 All right? I'm gonna do it. 609 00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:09,479 Yeah? Take a seat, Lin. 610 00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:11,351 I'm going back on the table. 611 00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:13,482 Do it! [laughs][whooping] 612 00:18:13,656 --> 00:18:14,657 Ow![music resumes] 613 00:18:14,832 --> 00:18:16,355 Orbit the Earth. Orbit the Earth. 614 00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:18,880 Oh, Bobby, spin me right round. 615 00:18:19,054 --> 00:18:20,621 It's all coming off, baby! 616 00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:22,317 Ass! 617 00:18:22,491 --> 00:18:25,365 Rosa? Rosa? There you are. 618 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:26,844 It's okay you didn't say anything back 619 00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:29,325 when I called your name all those times. 620 00:18:29,499 --> 00:18:30,847 Look, Darryl lied about liking me, 621 00:18:31,021 --> 00:18:32,327 but he didn't lie about liking you. 622 00:18:32,501 --> 00:18:33,807 You gotta give him another chance. 623 00:18:33,981 --> 00:18:35,330 Why should I? 624 00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:37,028 Because Darryl and I were a great fake couple, 625 00:18:37,202 --> 00:18:39,074 but you and Darryl can be a great real couple. 626 00:18:39,248 --> 00:18:40,902 And why would we be a great real couple? 627 00:18:41,076 --> 00:18:42,469 'Cause you're looking at me 628 00:18:42,643 --> 00:18:44,078 and you're still blasting lizard guys like crazy. 629 00:18:44,252 --> 00:18:45,211 They're not lizards. They're snakes. 630 00:18:45,384 --> 00:18:47,169 And technically, they're actually 631 00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:48,736 demons from the black castle.Demons from the black castle. 632 00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:51,346 Ugh! I came here to get away from you. 633 00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:53,174 An arcade might not be the best place 634 00:18:53,348 --> 00:18:54,523 to get away from Darryl. 635 00:18:54,698 --> 00:18:56,047 Rosa, will you press two-players 636 00:18:56,221 --> 00:18:58,048 with Darryl for one game and see how it goes? 637 00:18:58,223 --> 00:18:59,573 No. No way. 638 00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:00,835 He tricked me into liking him. 639 00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:02,576 No. I realize now 640 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,185 the only people that got tricked were me and Darryl. 641 00:19:04,359 --> 00:19:05,317 You and Darryl? 642 00:19:05,491 --> 00:19:06,710 I tricked myself into falling 643 00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:08,538 for a version of Darryl that I created. 644 00:19:08,711 --> 00:19:10,060 Then Darryl tricked himself 645 00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:11,540 into being confident enough to talk to you. 646 00:19:11,714 --> 00:19:13,281 Ugh! Leave me alone, all right? 647 00:19:13,455 --> 00:19:15,588 Forget it, Tina; Rosa's back to being out of my league. 648 00:19:15,762 --> 00:19:17,981 Damn it, there are no leagues! 649 00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:20,420 MAN [over P.A.]: League bowling will now begin on lanes nine through 12. 650 00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:21,898 Okay, except bowling leagues. 651 00:19:22,073 --> 00:19:23,465 But there shouldn't be people leagues. 652 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,424 But there are, Tina, that's just how it is. 653 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:26,599 You're the one who thought you were out of Rosa's league. 654 00:19:26,773 --> 00:19:28,428 Not Rosa. 655 00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:30,472 Why, because you peed on the slide in second grade? 656 00:19:30,646 --> 00:19:32,213 You're the only one still holding onto that. 657 00:19:32,387 --> 00:19:34,128 No, I totally remember. 658 00:19:34,302 --> 00:19:35,913 Okay, so you and Jocelyn, and I remember, too. 659 00:19:36,086 --> 00:19:37,611 The point is, Darryl, if you liked Rosa, 660 00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:39,265 then you should have just gone and talked to her. 661 00:19:39,439 --> 00:19:41,092 Even if she remembered the pee thing. 662 00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:43,050 Could you just, um, stop bringing that up?Right. 663 00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:44,269 The pee thing?Yes. 664 00:19:44,443 --> 00:19:46,271 [sighs] Rosa, I'm sorry. 665 00:19:46,445 --> 00:19:48,448 I should have just told you I liked you. 666 00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:51,319 Yes, you should have.So will you guys press two player already? 667 00:19:51,493 --> 00:19:53,626 Are you crazy? I'm on the black castle level!She's on the black castle level! 668 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,585 Oh. We said the same thing at the same time. 669 00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:57,282 You know there's a hidden power-up on that level. 670 00:19:57,457 --> 00:19:58,413 Nuh-uh. Really? 671 00:19:58,587 --> 00:20:00,328 Want me to show you?Yes. 672 00:20:00,502 --> 00:20:02,417 GIRLS: Aw.They're like Mario and Luigi. 673 00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:03,636 They're so in love. 674 00:20:03,810 --> 00:20:05,769 Dang it, Tina's inspired me. 675 00:20:05,942 --> 00:20:07,075 Jocelyn?What? 676 00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:08,555 Could you scooch out of the way? 677 00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:10,296 I want to ask out that shoe rental woman. 678 00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:11,818 She's like 35, Zeke. 679 00:20:11,992 --> 00:20:13,255 And she's wearing a wedding ring. 680 00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:14,821 So? No leagues. 681 00:20:14,996 --> 00:20:16,476 I'm the only one holding me back, 682 00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:18,128 because I think I'm too bow-legged. 683 00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:19,913 But I'm not. Just the right amount. 684 00:20:20,087 --> 00:20:22,263 So let me waddle over here and just ask her out right now. 685 00:20:22,438 --> 00:20:23,482 Hey, baby! 686 00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:24,788 Well, mission accomplished. 687 00:20:24,961 --> 00:20:26,224 Absolutely. 688 00:20:26,398 --> 00:20:27,964 Except that Jimmy Jr. ran out on you. 689 00:20:28,138 --> 00:20:30,097 And you're probably gonna fail that math test. 690 00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:31,969 No. I may have failed Jimmy Jr., 691 00:20:32,143 --> 00:20:33,623 but I'm not going to fail the math test. 692 00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:34,798 I'm gonna ace it. 693 00:20:34,971 --> 00:20:36,146 Or at least get a "B." 694 00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:37,584 In which case I'll "bace" it. 695 00:20:40,455 --> 00:20:41,674 Aw, nuts. 696 00:20:41,848 --> 00:20:43,153 I "daced" it. 697 00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:48,115 Remedial at love, remedial at math. 698 00:20:53,338 --> 00:20:54,904 Jimmy Jr., I didn't know you were bad at math. 699 00:20:55,078 --> 00:20:57,167 Yeah, real bad.You want to be bad at math together? 700 00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:59,258 Yeah, okay. Sure. Yes. 701 00:20:59,432 --> 00:21:00,824 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 702 00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:02,391 ♪ Girl... ♪ 703 00:21:02,565 --> 00:21:05,654 ♪ I wish you were in all my classes ♪ 704 00:21:05,828 --> 00:21:07,048 ♪ Classes♪ 705 00:21:07,221 --> 00:21:08,354 ♪ And when we kiss ♪ 706 00:21:08,528 --> 00:21:11,008 ♪ We hit our glasses ♪ 707 00:21:11,182 --> 00:21:13,707 ♪ Glasses♪ 708 00:21:13,881 --> 00:21:16,839 ♪ Now let's slow-dance ♪ 709 00:21:17,013 --> 00:21:18,667 ♪ Like molasses ♪ 710 00:21:18,842 --> 00:21:20,583 ♪ Molasses♪ 711 00:21:20,757 --> 00:21:30,723 ♪ Like mo-oh-oh-la-a-a-a-a-a-asses. ♪ 712 00:21:30,897 --> 00:21:33,856 Thank you, good night!