1 00:00:21,629 --> 00:00:23,675 Kids, before you go to school, you want to see some art? 2 00:00:23,849 --> 00:00:26,329 I've already looked in the mirror once today, so I am good. 3 00:00:26,504 --> 00:00:27,765 [clicks tongue]Is this a trick? 4 00:00:27,940 --> 00:00:29,725 We say "sure" and then you moon us? 5 00:00:29,899 --> 00:00:32,640 No. You know that customer who always doodles on his napkins? 6 00:00:32,814 --> 00:00:34,121 Look what he drew yesterday. 7 00:00:34,295 --> 00:00:35,600 BOB: Oh. It's a fisherman. 8 00:00:35,774 --> 00:00:38,255 And he used the grease stain as a lake. 9 00:00:38,429 --> 00:00:40,344 That's a good use of grease. 10 00:00:40,518 --> 00:00:42,476 You know what, maybe we should put it up over here. 11 00:00:42,651 --> 00:00:44,652 Start a wall of customer drawings, right? 12 00:00:44,826 --> 00:00:46,959 Huh. A wall of napkin art. That's a good idea, Lin. 13 00:00:47,134 --> 00:00:49,136 It is a good idea, Mom. But you know what isn't? 14 00:00:49,310 --> 00:00:51,485 Putting your coffee mug so close to the edge of the counter. 15 00:00:51,659 --> 00:00:53,704 That's a piping hot cup of ouch. Thank you, Tina. 16 00:00:53,878 --> 00:00:55,968 Ugh, we get it. You're a hall monitor. 17 00:00:56,143 --> 00:00:58,014 Leave your work at school. 18 00:00:58,188 --> 00:01:00,060 Sorry. But all my hall monitoring is gonna pay off. 19 00:01:00,234 --> 00:01:02,018 I think Mr. Frond is about to promote me 20 00:01:02,192 --> 00:01:04,281 to the highest hall monitor rank there is. 21 00:01:04,454 --> 00:01:08,111 [majestic music playing] 22 00:01:14,813 --> 00:01:16,206 It's called Hall Manatee. 23 00:01:16,379 --> 00:01:18,078 Hall Manatee? Why is it called that? 24 00:01:18,251 --> 00:01:19,644 There are two schools of thought about that. 25 00:01:19,817 --> 00:01:21,646 No, never mind. I don't want to hear. Okay. 26 00:01:22,777 --> 00:01:24,692 Hi, Ms. Selbo.Signing in for hall monitor duty? 27 00:01:24,867 --> 00:01:26,085 You know, there's a rumor going around 28 00:01:26,260 --> 00:01:27,521 that you're up for a big promotion. 29 00:01:27,695 --> 00:01:29,218 Oh, don't listen to rumors, Ms. Selbo. 30 00:01:29,393 --> 00:01:31,394 [laughing]: Then what would I do? 31 00:01:31,569 --> 00:01:34,658 Just answer the phone when it rings? Tina, come on. 32 00:01:34,832 --> 00:01:37,140 Here's your vest. Good luck, Mana-Tina. 33 00:01:37,313 --> 00:01:38,706 What? You didn't hear it from me. 34 00:01:38,881 --> 00:01:41,100 Hi, Tina. I-I went ahead and signed you in. 35 00:01:41,275 --> 00:01:42,927 That was thoughtful, Rudy, but it's against the rules 36 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:44,799 to forge a signature on the sign-in sheet. 37 00:01:44,973 --> 00:01:47,585 Oh, yeah. The rules. I guess I played it pretty fast and loose. 38 00:01:47,759 --> 00:01:50,197 Yeah, let's save fast and loose for when you shake your caboose. 39 00:01:50,371 --> 00:01:52,415 Rules were made to be followed.Right, sorry. 40 00:01:52,590 --> 00:01:54,853 See, that's why you're gonna be a Hall Manatee 41 00:01:55,027 --> 00:01:56,724 and I'm stuck at Hall Minnow. 42 00:01:56,899 --> 00:01:59,728 Well, I'm also a Hall Minnow 'cause I'm bad at networking. 43 00:01:59,902 --> 00:02:02,121 Third period. Lunch is 40 minutes away. 44 00:02:02,296 --> 00:02:04,385 Kids are hungry and cranky, which means out in the hallway 45 00:02:04,558 --> 00:02:05,733 anything can happen.Got it. 46 00:02:05,908 --> 00:02:07,605 [panting]Oh, slow you didn't. 47 00:02:07,778 --> 00:02:09,693 Huh?I'm saying you weren't going slow in the hall. 48 00:02:09,867 --> 00:02:12,044 Slow you didn't? I should have been more clear. Sorry. 49 00:02:12,218 --> 00:02:14,611 Full name and grade?Danny Duszynski, fifth. 50 00:02:14,786 --> 00:02:16,439 Duszynski. Thank you, Danny. 51 00:02:16,614 --> 00:02:18,399 [quietly]: You stupid... Whoa. 52 00:02:18,573 --> 00:02:20,574 What's that?Bye. Thank you. 53 00:02:20,748 --> 00:02:22,925 You're welcome.Whoa, he used language. 54 00:02:23,098 --> 00:02:24,579 No, I think he just said "thank you." 55 00:02:24,752 --> 00:02:26,754 Tina, can I just say it? You inspire me. 56 00:02:26,929 --> 00:02:28,626 [squeaking]I know. 57 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:31,237 Hold on. I recognize that sound. It's butts on brass. 58 00:02:31,412 --> 00:02:33,109 Huh?Follow me. 59 00:02:33,283 --> 00:02:36,111 LOUISE: I love gravity!I'm glad I wore my fast pants! 60 00:02:36,286 --> 00:02:39,462 Hey, guys. You just slid into detention.Nice. 61 00:02:39,637 --> 00:02:41,639 I'm gonna need a full name and grade from both of you. 62 00:02:41,812 --> 00:02:43,945 [chuckles] I get it. Good psych-out, Tina. 63 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:45,774 You scared us straight. 64 00:02:45,948 --> 00:02:47,210 Uh, full name and grade. 65 00:02:47,384 --> 00:02:48,906 I can't tell you my full name! 66 00:02:49,081 --> 00:02:51,082 You know Mom won't tell me my middle name! 67 00:02:51,258 --> 00:02:54,435 Geez, Tina, what are you, Narcy Narc and the Narcy Bunch? 68 00:02:54,609 --> 00:02:56,132 Fine. Louise and Gene Belcher. 69 00:02:56,305 --> 00:02:58,307 All right, off to class. And I'll see you at home. 70 00:02:58,481 --> 00:02:59,961 What's Mom making tonight? Anyone know? 71 00:03:00,135 --> 00:03:03,312 Good talk.Wow, that was cold-blooded. 72 00:03:03,486 --> 00:03:04,836 I guess when you're a hall monitor 73 00:03:05,009 --> 00:03:06,490 you have to leave your feelings in your locker. 74 00:03:06,663 --> 00:03:08,884 And lose the combination.Yeah... 75 00:03:09,057 --> 00:03:11,191 MR. FROND [over speaker]: Hall monitors on duty, report immediately 76 00:03:11,365 --> 00:03:13,280 to Coach Blevins' office.Uh-oh. 77 00:03:13,454 --> 00:03:15,455 Let's move. 78 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:17,326 Let me go. Dang. 79 00:03:17,501 --> 00:03:19,764 Ugh, Zeke. You called us, Mr. Frond? 80 00:03:19,937 --> 00:03:21,765 Ah, Tina. My star hall monitor. 81 00:03:21,939 --> 00:03:25,335 And Regular Sized Rudy. My fixer-upper hall monitor. 82 00:03:25,509 --> 00:03:27,641 I'll get there.Anyway, I stepped away from class 83 00:03:27,816 --> 00:03:31,079 to retrieve my shatterproof sports goggles...RUDY: Suh-weet. 84 00:03:31,253 --> 00:03:32,646 Thanks. When I got to my office, 85 00:03:32,820 --> 00:03:34,692 I found Zeke in here digging around. 86 00:03:34,865 --> 00:03:36,346 Trespassing in a teacher's office. 87 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:37,825 This is strike three for you, Zeke. 88 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,871 I'm afraid that means automatic suspension. 89 00:03:40,045 --> 00:03:42,177 Uh, but I got a good reason. 90 00:03:42,352 --> 00:03:43,875 Save it. Tina, I need you to escort Zeke 91 00:03:44,049 --> 00:03:45,528 to the principal's office. 92 00:03:45,703 --> 00:03:47,356 I'd do it myself, but I dropped my cell phone 93 00:03:47,531 --> 00:03:49,228 in the toilet, and I need to put it in rice immediately. 94 00:03:49,402 --> 00:03:50,882 Has anyone tried that? Does it work? 95 00:03:51,055 --> 00:03:53,014 Ha! Mr. Frond's got a smell phone. 96 00:03:53,188 --> 00:03:54,668 [chuckles sarcastically] You're suspended. 97 00:03:54,843 --> 00:03:56,670 [groans]Tina, think you can handle this? 98 00:03:56,844 --> 00:03:58,150 I don't think you can handle 99 00:03:58,324 --> 00:03:59,500 how much I can handle this, Mr. Frond. 100 00:03:59,674 --> 00:04:01,241 Let's go, Zeke.[groans] 101 00:04:01,414 --> 00:04:03,199 I'll take it from here, Rudy. You finish your rounds. 102 00:04:03,372 --> 00:04:04,853 Are you sure? Zeke's trouble. 103 00:04:05,026 --> 00:04:07,158 It's a midday run. I could do it in my sleep. 104 00:04:07,334 --> 00:04:09,813 Yeah, but I want to help. I've never transported a perp. 105 00:04:09,987 --> 00:04:11,860 Yeah, we're good, Rudy. Oh. Oh, wow. 106 00:04:12,033 --> 00:04:13,426 Tina's giving Rudy some 'tude-y. [chuckles] 107 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:15,515 Shut up, Zeke. I'm sorry I said "shut up." 108 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:17,038 You shut up. 109 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:20,302 Look what Teddy did! Funky pattern. 110 00:04:20,476 --> 00:04:21,435 I'm putting it up! 111 00:04:21,608 --> 00:04:22,523 TEDDY: Spirals, right? 112 00:04:22,697 --> 00:04:23,785 Welcome to my brain. 113 00:04:23,959 --> 00:04:25,351 Look at mine, Linda. Aw, 114 00:04:25,526 --> 00:04:27,004 it's a sun wearing sunglasses. 115 00:04:27,178 --> 00:04:28,745 Someone's feeling silly. 116 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:30,922 Guilty! Uh, here you go. Here's mine. 117 00:04:31,096 --> 00:04:32,533 Ah. Ooh. Yeah. 118 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:34,403 What is it? It's a face. 119 00:04:34,577 --> 00:04:36,579 I don't recognize it.Well, it's no one in particular. 120 00:04:36,754 --> 00:04:39,060 It's just a face.Hmm. Could it be a foot? 121 00:04:39,235 --> 00:04:42,237 Oh, I see it now! It's a beautiful face. 122 00:04:42,411 --> 00:04:43,718 So are you gonna put it on the wall? 123 00:04:43,891 --> 00:04:46,242 What? Yeah. S-Sure. Yeah, of cour... 124 00:04:46,415 --> 00:04:49,201 I'm gonna put it up. Wall.Well, it doesn't seem like you want to. 125 00:04:49,375 --> 00:04:51,072 Oh, here's a spot for it. Right there. Uh. 126 00:04:51,247 --> 00:04:53,379 Wait. Y... Lin, you're putting it behind the coffee machine. 127 00:04:53,553 --> 00:04:55,076 [laughing]: Am I?Forget it. If... 128 00:04:55,250 --> 00:04:56,860 I-I don't want you to put it up 129 00:04:57,034 --> 00:04:58,254 if you don't like it. Okay. 130 00:04:58,427 --> 00:04:59,908 That was close. We were gonna have to look 131 00:05:00,081 --> 00:05:01,692 at that thing every time they moved the coffee pot. 132 00:05:01,865 --> 00:05:03,389 Sorry, Teddy. Sorry it's not a spiral 133 00:05:03,564 --> 00:05:05,391 or a sun with sunglasses. 134 00:05:05,565 --> 00:05:07,480 Speaking of spirals... Whoa! 135 00:05:07,654 --> 00:05:10,310 Right?Oh, I'm dizzy! Another one's going up! 136 00:05:10,483 --> 00:05:12,485 Oh, my God.Put it... put it right there. 137 00:05:12,660 --> 00:05:14,444 Come on! The time doesn't fit the crime. 138 00:05:14,617 --> 00:05:16,185 You got to let me go! 139 00:05:16,358 --> 00:05:17,533 Enough, Zeke. You're the one 140 00:05:17,707 --> 00:05:19,274 who broke into the gym teacher's office. 141 00:05:19,449 --> 00:05:21,581 [groans] Okay, listen, I did it for my grandma. 142 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:22,670 Sure you did. 143 00:05:22,843 --> 00:05:24,584 [groans] Well, can I at least 144 00:05:24,759 --> 00:05:26,761 use the bathroom before you turn me in? 145 00:05:26,935 --> 00:05:28,545 I don't think so.Please! 146 00:05:28,718 --> 00:05:30,894 Have a heart, Tina! Good gosh. 147 00:05:31,069 --> 00:05:32,113 Okay. But make it quick. 148 00:05:32,288 --> 00:05:33,550 All right! Thanks, T-Bird! 149 00:05:33,723 --> 00:05:36,247 [whoops]TINA: Okay. 150 00:05:37,946 --> 00:05:40,904 Zeke? Zeke, as your hall monitor, I'm ordering you: 151 00:05:41,079 --> 00:05:43,473 Come out with your hands washed. 152 00:05:43,646 --> 00:05:45,127 That's odd. 153 00:05:45,300 --> 00:05:47,476 Anybody in here? I'm coming in on 90% official 154 00:05:47,651 --> 00:05:51,045 hall monitor business. And 10% curiosity. Zeke? 155 00:05:51,220 --> 00:05:53,091 Answer me, Zeke. I know you're in there. I can see your shoes. 156 00:05:53,264 --> 00:05:55,137 Huh. Where'd your legs go? 157 00:05:56,268 --> 00:05:58,226 What the... Oh, no. 158 00:05:59,141 --> 00:06:00,968 I lost Zeke. 159 00:06:02,317 --> 00:06:03,798 Aah! Tina. [gasps] Mr. Frond. 160 00:06:03,971 --> 00:06:05,625 How'd it go? Did Zeke give you any trouble? 161 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:07,454 Well, uh...Of course he did. 162 00:06:07,627 --> 00:06:09,151 But I'm sure you handled it, right? 163 00:06:09,324 --> 00:06:10,718 [groaning nervously] 164 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:14,634 Tina? Tina? 165 00:06:14,809 --> 00:06:16,463 God, that sound makes me queasy, Tina.It went great. 166 00:06:16,637 --> 00:06:18,377 I dropped him off at the principal, and the principal said, 167 00:06:18,552 --> 00:06:20,031 "Thank you, Tina." Everything was fine.Terrific. 168 00:06:20,204 --> 00:06:21,598 That's why you're the best.[groaning nervously] 169 00:06:21,771 --> 00:06:22,947 Stop it! 170 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:24,862 [gasps] Tina. 171 00:06:25,036 --> 00:06:27,430 [inhales] Liar. [coughs] 172 00:06:31,173 --> 00:06:33,827 [quietly]: Zeke. 173 00:06:35,307 --> 00:06:38,353 Zeke. Come out. 174 00:06:38,528 --> 00:06:40,399 Everyone's... wrestling out here. 175 00:06:40,574 --> 00:06:42,314 I'm being wrestled.Oh, hey, Tina. 176 00:06:42,488 --> 00:06:45,230 Ah!Sorry to interrupt. Everything okay with Zeke? 177 00:06:45,404 --> 00:06:47,362 Everything's fine. What a weird thing to bring up. 178 00:06:47,536 --> 00:06:49,191 Come on. It's Regular Sized Rudy. 179 00:06:49,365 --> 00:06:51,235 You can talk regular to me.Everything is great, Rudy! 180 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,324 It's really, really, really, really great!Okay, but... 181 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:55,197 it just seem...Got to go. Everything's great. See you soon. 182 00:06:55,370 --> 00:06:57,329 [sighs] I can't believe it. My hero's gone dirty. 183 00:06:57,504 --> 00:06:59,853 Stand down, feelings. Stand down. 184 00:07:00,028 --> 00:07:03,031 Time for Rudy to clean up this mess. [snorts] 185 00:07:04,598 --> 00:07:06,338 [gasps] It's almost lunchtime. 186 00:07:06,512 --> 00:07:09,036 Once these halls fill up with people, I'll never find Zeke. 187 00:07:09,211 --> 00:07:10,865 I should call for backup. 188 00:07:11,038 --> 00:07:12,387 Why'd you pull us out of class? 189 00:07:12,562 --> 00:07:14,041 Yeah, I was learning stuff! 190 00:07:14,216 --> 00:07:15,216 You guys, I need your help. 191 00:07:15,391 --> 00:07:17,393 Oh, do you? You busted us today 192 00:07:17,567 --> 00:07:20,221 like we were just a couple of butt-sliding strangers! 193 00:07:20,396 --> 00:07:23,355 Yeah! We all slid out of the same place, sister! 194 00:07:23,529 --> 00:07:25,749 It was nothing personal.Well, then nothing personal, 195 00:07:25,923 --> 00:07:28,230 but if you want our help, it's gonna cost you big-time! 196 00:07:28,403 --> 00:07:31,189 Yeah!Ok-Okay, um, I-I can give you each a hall pass. 197 00:07:31,362 --> 00:07:34,409 Is that all? Then we will passon that offer. 198 00:07:34,584 --> 00:07:36,367 Wait! What if I could give you... 199 00:07:36,543 --> 00:07:38,066 [whispers]: a permanent hall pass? 200 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:40,242 A perma-pass? Is that real? 201 00:07:40,415 --> 00:07:44,115 Could it be? One hall pass to rule them all. 202 00:07:44,288 --> 00:07:46,944 It exists, but only for kids with serious medical conditions. 203 00:07:47,117 --> 00:07:48,728 Lucky!So we help you get promoted... 204 00:07:48,903 --> 00:07:50,904 And these halls are yours.All right. 205 00:07:51,079 --> 00:07:53,081 You got our attention. What's the job? 206 00:07:53,254 --> 00:07:55,387 I lost Zeke. I was supposed to get him to the office, 207 00:07:55,562 --> 00:07:58,042 but he got away. I need you to help me get him back. 208 00:07:58,216 --> 00:07:59,783 Is that all? Think, Tina. 209 00:07:59,956 --> 00:08:02,872 How do you find someone who doesn't want to be found? 210 00:08:03,047 --> 00:08:05,440 You rough up that someone's friend. 211 00:08:05,615 --> 00:08:07,617 Jimmy Jr.? Oh, I don't think we need to ask him anything 212 00:08:07,790 --> 00:08:09,576 about this.Want to get Zeke? 213 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:10,968 Then suck it up, T. 214 00:08:11,141 --> 00:08:13,057 J-Ju! Buddy! What's going on, man? 215 00:08:13,230 --> 00:08:14,754 [sighs] What do you want, Louise? 216 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:17,060 What do I want? [chuckles] I want to chat. 217 00:08:17,235 --> 00:08:19,106 [quietly]: Watch for lunch ladies and Feds. 218 00:08:19,281 --> 00:08:21,151 All right, where is he?Where is who? 219 00:08:21,326 --> 00:08:23,459 Your buddy Zeke. He's hiding somewhere in school. 220 00:08:23,632 --> 00:08:25,112 I-I don't know anything about it. 221 00:08:25,286 --> 00:08:27,115 Oh, no? Tell me something. You're a dancer. 222 00:08:27,288 --> 00:08:30,422 How important is it for a dancer to have toes?! 223 00:08:30,596 --> 00:08:32,773 Uh, that didn't hurt, Louise.Why not?! 224 00:08:32,947 --> 00:08:34,426 That was my whole body! 225 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:36,994 I'm wearing thick socks?Okay. Take your socks off. 226 00:08:37,168 --> 00:08:39,475 No.Where's Zeke, Jimmy Jr.?! 227 00:08:39,649 --> 00:08:41,607 Whoa. Yikes.I told your sister, Tina, 228 00:08:41,782 --> 00:08:43,957 I don't know.That's not good enough. 229 00:08:44,131 --> 00:08:46,134 Ew, Tina, this tray is gross! 230 00:08:46,307 --> 00:08:48,265 Too bad you chose chowder day to lie to me. 231 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:49,398 It's chowder day? 232 00:08:49,572 --> 00:08:50,878 Okay! I don't know for sure, 233 00:08:51,052 --> 00:08:52,356 but there's a place Zeke goes sometimes. 234 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,097 He calls it his hidey-hole. 235 00:08:54,272 --> 00:08:56,144 Where is it?Stop it, Tina! [grunts] 236 00:08:56,317 --> 00:08:59,234 The storage room! Over by the science lab! 237 00:08:59,408 --> 00:09:00,451 Now take off your socks! 238 00:09:00,626 --> 00:09:01,278 Yeah, take off your socks! 239 00:09:01,452 --> 00:09:02,279 Okay! 240 00:09:02,453 --> 00:09:04,107 Oh, wait. 241 00:09:04,282 --> 00:09:06,153 Um, don't take off your socks. Put them back on. Sorry. 242 00:09:06,327 --> 00:09:08,677 Yeah, it wouldn't make much sense.Wait, so put 'em back on or... 243 00:09:08,851 --> 00:09:09,591 Put it back on! 244 00:09:09,765 --> 00:09:10,331 Okay! 245 00:09:10,505 --> 00:09:11,201 Faster! Faster! 246 00:09:11,375 --> 00:09:12,159 It's not going on! 247 00:09:12,333 --> 00:09:13,596 Put them on! Now! 248 00:09:13,769 --> 00:09:15,423 They're all sweaty! 249 00:09:16,643 --> 00:09:18,514 Okay. A little shading over here. 250 00:09:18,687 --> 00:09:20,951 Looks good. Uh, Lin, take a look. 251 00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:22,344 I did another one. 252 00:09:22,518 --> 00:09:24,475 Mmm. Hmm. 253 00:09:24,650 --> 00:09:26,347 I went back to the drawing board. Literally. 254 00:09:26,522 --> 00:09:28,741 [chuckles] And I... and I drew something 255 00:09:28,916 --> 00:09:31,004 I know I could never mess up-- a burger. 256 00:09:31,178 --> 00:09:32,788 Yeah. It's good. 257 00:09:32,962 --> 00:09:35,662 Oh, my God. You are so bad at pretending you like it. 258 00:09:35,836 --> 00:09:38,011 What are you talking about? It's so good I want to eat it. 259 00:09:38,186 --> 00:09:39,840 [munching sounds] Look, I just ate it. 260 00:09:40,014 --> 00:09:41,537 Okay, let's put it up. We'll put it up. 261 00:09:41,711 --> 00:09:43,321 No, Lin, I-I don't want a sympathy hang. 262 00:09:43,495 --> 00:09:44,845 Do you like it or not? 263 00:09:45,019 --> 00:09:45,932 Mike the Mailman! 264 00:09:46,106 --> 00:09:48,674 Get in here! Talk to us! Please. 265 00:09:48,849 --> 00:09:50,024 You know what, don't use Mike as an excuse 266 00:09:50,197 --> 00:09:51,721 to change the subject, Lin. 267 00:09:51,894 --> 00:09:54,201 What was the subject? Your marriage? What? 268 00:09:54,375 --> 00:09:57,813 Oh, doodle wall, huh?Yeah! What do you think, huh? Artsy. 269 00:09:57,988 --> 00:10:00,556 May I? [humming] Boom. 3-D cube. 270 00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:02,863 Oh, my God, it's perfect!Mmm. That's good. 271 00:10:03,037 --> 00:10:04,691 Yeah.Oh, it's jumping out at me! 272 00:10:04,865 --> 00:10:06,388 Oh. Oh, it's going on the wall. 273 00:10:06,562 --> 00:10:08,563 You know what the trick is? Draw a square, 274 00:10:08,738 --> 00:10:10,173 draw another square, connect 'em. 275 00:10:10,347 --> 00:10:11,697 See, you never know. People could be a mailman 276 00:10:11,871 --> 00:10:13,177 but they're also an artist. 277 00:10:13,350 --> 00:10:15,178 Why is everybody good at this but me?! 278 00:10:15,352 --> 00:10:17,659 Okay, someone's jealous. I love it, Mike. 279 00:10:17,833 --> 00:10:19,356 Whoa. This is a good hidey-hole. 280 00:10:19,530 --> 00:10:22,447 What this room really needs is a desk. 281 00:10:22,621 --> 00:10:25,058 Zeke? You in here?You go low, we'll go high. 282 00:10:25,232 --> 00:10:26,277 [grunting] 283 00:10:26,451 --> 00:10:27,538 Zeke? GENE: Look! 284 00:10:27,713 --> 00:10:28,715 You see him? 285 00:10:28,889 --> 00:10:30,238 No, it's a box of chalk nubs! 286 00:10:30,412 --> 00:10:31,543 Nub party! 287 00:10:31,717 --> 00:10:33,023 [clanging] 288 00:10:33,197 --> 00:10:34,721 [gasps] Zeke, I can hear you. 289 00:10:34,894 --> 00:10:37,071 There! There he is!Uh-oh. 290 00:10:38,028 --> 00:10:39,421 [grunting] 291 00:10:40,856 --> 00:10:44,120 [grunting] 292 00:10:44,294 --> 00:10:46,427 Get out, Tina! 293 00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:48,951 You have nowhere left to crawl. 294 00:10:49,125 --> 00:10:51,215 I told you, I'm innocent! 295 00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:52,826 I don't care. 296 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,131 All right, only one thing left to do. 297 00:10:55,306 --> 00:10:56,567 Jump to freedom! 298 00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:58,004 I'm coming, Grandma! 299 00:10:58,178 --> 00:10:59,309 [grunts] 300 00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:01,269 You still have nowhere left to crawl. 301 00:11:01,442 --> 00:11:02,923 [grunts] What is this? 302 00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:05,447 Chinese finger trap. I got it as a party favor. 303 00:11:05,620 --> 00:11:06,753 But in America.All right. 304 00:11:06,927 --> 00:11:08,318 [grunting]: Is there a trick to it? 305 00:11:08,493 --> 00:11:10,234 Don't tell me. [grunting] 306 00:11:10,408 --> 00:11:11,975 Okay, tell me.No. 307 00:11:12,149 --> 00:11:14,150 Got your man, Tina.And I'm eating this chalk. 308 00:11:14,325 --> 00:11:16,240 We alldid good. [swallows] 309 00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:21,288 I'll take it from here, guys.Whoa, whoa. Whoa. 310 00:11:21,462 --> 00:11:23,246 What about our perma-passes? 311 00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:24,552 Those exist? Dang! 312 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:26,467 I heard they tattoo 'em on your neck 313 00:11:26,642 --> 00:11:29,427 and it hurts, but it's worth it.No, but they're laminated. 314 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:31,778 Here. If anyone asks, you have irritable bowel syndrome. 315 00:11:31,951 --> 00:11:33,431 All bowels are irritable. 316 00:11:33,605 --> 00:11:34,998 Hey, ticket to ride. I'm Louise. 317 00:11:35,172 --> 00:11:36,652 [whispers]: Let's roll. 318 00:11:36,826 --> 00:11:38,959 Let's go everywhere in the world except class. 319 00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:41,482 [strained grunting] 320 00:11:41,657 --> 00:11:43,485 It's almost like the harder I pull, 321 00:11:43,658 --> 00:11:44,965 the tighter it gets. 322 00:11:45,139 --> 00:11:47,619 [grunting]RUDY: Aha! Found you! 323 00:11:47,793 --> 00:11:49,186 Rudy!You lied to Mr. Frond! 324 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:50,534 You said you delivered Zeke. 325 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,320 I am delivering him. Now. 326 00:11:52,494 --> 00:11:53,668 Back off, Rudy. 327 00:11:53,842 --> 00:11:56,149 You were my hero. Now look at you! 328 00:11:56,323 --> 00:11:57,759 Dang!Zeke's coming with me. 329 00:11:57,933 --> 00:11:59,674 Easy, squirt.Detach him, Tina. 330 00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:02,243 I'm bringing Zeke in, and I'm reporting you to Mr. Frond. 331 00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:05,462 You blew it, man.No! I worked too hard for this promotion. 332 00:12:05,636 --> 00:12:07,509 Hand over the Zeke! 333 00:12:07,682 --> 00:12:09,119 [bell rings][grunting] 334 00:12:09,293 --> 00:12:11,120 Lunch is over. Hey, look, uh, 335 00:12:11,294 --> 00:12:12,861 a kid, uh, doing something dangerous 336 00:12:13,035 --> 00:12:15,865 and breaking a rule. Oh, rules are... Oh. 337 00:12:16,038 --> 00:12:16,822 Hey, come back! 338 00:12:16,996 --> 00:12:18,346 What are you doing! 339 00:12:18,519 --> 00:12:20,086 The principal's office is the other way. 340 00:12:20,260 --> 00:12:21,827 There's more than one way to the principal's office. 341 00:12:22,001 --> 00:12:23,264 There are two ways. 342 00:12:24,655 --> 00:12:25,657 Here we go. 343 00:12:25,831 --> 00:12:27,268 This guy.What?! 344 00:12:27,442 --> 00:12:28,965 Hi. Uh, so, um, 345 00:12:29,139 --> 00:12:31,227 I need a quick drawing lesson. 346 00:12:31,402 --> 00:12:34,361 Oh, you must mean the Emergency Drawing Package. 347 00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:35,624 Yes. D-Do you have that? 348 00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:37,321 No! 'Cause there's no such thing! 349 00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:39,889 Takes years of training to be an artist.Years! 350 00:12:40,062 --> 00:12:41,890 Look, you're the only real artists I know. 351 00:12:42,065 --> 00:12:43,674 You're very talented. 352 00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,590 Well, actually, Harold's not that good. 353 00:12:45,764 --> 00:12:47,331 I'm-I'm fair.You're not, honey. 354 00:12:47,504 --> 00:12:48,549 I am!You know you aren't. 355 00:12:48,724 --> 00:12:49,942 Okay. 356 00:12:50,116 --> 00:12:51,379 Look, I would really appreciate it 357 00:12:51,552 --> 00:12:53,380 if you'd help me-- I'd be... honored. 358 00:12:53,554 --> 00:12:54,860 All right. Stop groveling! 359 00:12:55,034 --> 00:12:56,863 We'll give you a crash course. 360 00:12:57,037 --> 00:12:58,038 Really? Thank you. 361 00:12:58,211 --> 00:12:59,255 I'll set up the studio. 362 00:12:59,429 --> 00:13:00,822 Harold, sell him the supplies. 363 00:13:00,996 --> 00:13:02,259 All right. $30! 364 00:13:02,432 --> 00:13:04,217 For a pencil and a pad of paper? 365 00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:06,220 You want to learn to draw?!Pay the man! 366 00:13:06,394 --> 00:13:07,524 All right, all right, all right. 367 00:13:07,698 --> 00:13:09,048 Come on, we just need to get around 368 00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:10,267 to the front of the school. 369 00:13:10,441 --> 00:13:11,921 ZEKE: Can I ask you something? 370 00:13:12,095 --> 00:13:13,575 Why do you want to be a hall monitor, anyway? 371 00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:14,706 It's just telling on kids. 372 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:15,881 It's not telling on kids. 373 00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:17,404 It's helping on kids. 374 00:13:17,578 --> 00:13:19,014 Well, you aren't helping on me. 375 00:13:19,188 --> 00:13:20,408 It's your own fault. 376 00:13:20,581 --> 00:13:22,105 You've committed a series of Mr. Wieners. 377 00:13:22,278 --> 00:13:23,759 That's what I call misdemeanors.Cool. 378 00:13:23,932 --> 00:13:26,109 Funny words make the job fun.Yeah. 379 00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:28,416 Listen, this is the truth. I broke into Coach's office 380 00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:30,113 so I could take the mascot uniform. 381 00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:31,767 The Wagstaff Whaler? Why? 382 00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:33,376 I told you-- for my grandma. 383 00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:35,336 She's having surgery today, and I just wanted 384 00:13:35,509 --> 00:13:37,554 to mascot around for her before she went under the knife. 385 00:13:37,729 --> 00:13:39,644 You expect me to believe that?Yeah. 386 00:13:39,818 --> 00:13:41,602 Grandma likes mascots. She met my grandpa 387 00:13:41,777 --> 00:13:43,344 when they were mascottin' in college. 388 00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:45,085 They looked into each other's big dumb foam eyes, 389 00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:46,433 and that was it. 390 00:13:46,607 --> 00:13:47,609 [gasps] Miss Labonz! If she sees us, 391 00:13:47,783 --> 00:13:48,870 we'll be in big trouble. 392 00:13:49,044 --> 00:13:50,741 What are you two kids doing outside? 393 00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,048 Uh... 394 00:13:52,221 --> 00:13:53,919 What are youdoing, Miss L? 395 00:13:54,094 --> 00:13:55,269 Smoking. Cool. 396 00:13:55,442 --> 00:13:57,226 Smoking is not cool, Zeke. 397 00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,490 Yes, it is.N-No, it's not. 398 00:13:59,663 --> 00:14:01,797 Especially when teachers do it. That's cool! 399 00:14:01,971 --> 00:14:03,494 It's like you're teaching me to smoke. 400 00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:04,974 I love this stuff!Don't... Stop saying that, Zeke. 401 00:14:05,148 --> 00:14:06,671 We're like best friends, man. 402 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,759 No, we're not. No.We're bonding over cigarettes. 403 00:14:08,934 --> 00:14:10,631 That's pretty cool.We are not bonding over cigarettes! 404 00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:11,937 Sure we are. 405 00:14:12,111 --> 00:14:13,330 Hey, hey, let me get one of those! 406 00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:15,115 I've been dying to try one of them. 407 00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:16,855 You two get to class!Come on, throw one in my mouth. 408 00:14:17,029 --> 00:14:18,466 I'll see if I can catch it.Stop. Stop talking to me. 409 00:14:18,639 --> 00:14:20,597 Took care of that. Adults get really nervous 410 00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:22,513 when you ask them for cigarettes. 411 00:14:22,687 --> 00:14:24,951 Quick thinking. Thanks.That's how you help a kid. 412 00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:26,822 Not by being a narc. 413 00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:32,000 Whoa. Okay, what's happening, exactly? 414 00:14:32,174 --> 00:14:33,828 Life drawing. If you can draw a nude figure, 415 00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:35,177 you can draw anything. 416 00:14:35,351 --> 00:14:36,701 Grab your charcoal, Charlie! 417 00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:38,615 Lady's a-waitin'.Okay, um, 418 00:14:38,789 --> 00:14:40,096 wha-what do I draw first? 419 00:14:40,269 --> 00:14:42,184 The gesture, and then the essence, 420 00:14:42,359 --> 00:14:44,621 and then the breasts.I don't see you drawing! 421 00:14:44,796 --> 00:14:46,275 Sorry, I can't look up. 422 00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:47,974 Harold, be my eyes-- how's he doing? 423 00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:49,322 Bad.Listen, I'm trying. 424 00:14:49,496 --> 00:14:50,802 I just can't breathe right now. 425 00:14:50,976 --> 00:14:52,629 Oh, you don't like what you see, huh? 426 00:14:52,803 --> 00:14:54,023 Oh, it's good. No, it's fine. 427 00:14:54,197 --> 00:14:55,677 Get used to it-- it's the human form. 428 00:14:55,850 --> 00:14:57,113 It's the most beautiful thing 429 00:14:57,287 --> 00:14:58,505 you're ever gonna see in your life. 430 00:14:58,679 --> 00:15:00,246 It's super yummy. 431 00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:03,423 Tell him!I just wasn't expecting the hair. 432 00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:11,605 [grunts] If you don't let me go, I'm gonna chew my finger off! 433 00:15:11,779 --> 00:15:14,652 Zeke!Come on! Grandma's gonna have to leave for the hospital soon! 434 00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:16,480 Even if what you were saying was true, 435 00:15:16,653 --> 00:15:18,394 you still should have asked for the mascot suit. 436 00:15:18,568 --> 00:15:21,049 I did. I asked Coach B if I could borrow the suit 437 00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:22,659 fair and square, but he wouldn't let me. 438 00:15:22,833 --> 00:15:24,183 Probably thought I was gonna poop in it. 439 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:25,880 Just 'cause I used to poop in stuff. 440 00:15:26,054 --> 00:15:28,491 Give it up, Zeke. Almost there. Oh, Rudy. 441 00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:31,017 Tina, you leave me no choice. 442 00:15:31,191 --> 00:15:33,715 Mr. Frond...!No! 443 00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:35,759 Zeke? You should be in the principal's office. 444 00:15:35,934 --> 00:15:38,546 He was... um, 'cause I took him, obviously. 445 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:41,070 She never took him. She never took him. 446 00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:43,419 [gasps] Tina, is this true? 447 00:15:43,594 --> 00:15:45,379 Yes. How's your cell phone doing? 448 00:15:45,552 --> 00:15:47,423 It's dead. Oh, I heard that rice thing, 449 00:15:47,597 --> 00:15:49,904 that that's supposed to...I'm very disappointed in you, Tina. 450 00:15:50,078 --> 00:15:51,688 Clearly you couldn't handle this responsibility. 451 00:15:51,863 --> 00:15:54,865 Now, un-trap your fingers.You say that like it's easy. 452 00:15:55,692 --> 00:15:56,693 Oh...! 453 00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:58,217 Let's do it again! 454 00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:01,394 Hi, Ms. Selbo.Hi, Tina. 455 00:16:01,568 --> 00:16:03,745 [whispers]: I heard a rumor that you were disgraced.What? 456 00:16:03,918 --> 00:16:05,094 Wagstaff front desk. 457 00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:06,399 You're calling from where, ma'am? 458 00:16:06,573 --> 00:16:07,749 The Elegant Doily Retirement Home? 459 00:16:07,923 --> 00:16:09,229 Oh, that's right down the street. 460 00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:11,013 Sometimes your wanderers come here. 461 00:16:11,187 --> 00:16:12,535 Well, I don't know if your grandson 462 00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:14,364 is still coming to visit-- who is he? 463 00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:16,758 Oh, Zeke. I'll see if I can find him for you. 464 00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:19,456 [gasps] Zeke wastelling the truth. 465 00:16:19,629 --> 00:16:22,154 Perma-pass!We can do anything we want within limits! 466 00:16:22,328 --> 00:16:24,721 Hey, uh, guys, listen, I owe you both an apology. 467 00:16:24,895 --> 00:16:26,768 Yeah.My ambition got the best of me. 468 00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:28,291 Uh-huh. 469 00:16:28,465 --> 00:16:30,423 I've let it turn me into a bad hall monitor 470 00:16:30,597 --> 00:16:31,554 and an even worse sister. 471 00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:32,600 Yes, you did. 472 00:16:32,774 --> 00:16:33,687 I'm sorry. 473 00:16:33,861 --> 00:16:35,168 We forgive you.Gene! 474 00:16:35,341 --> 00:16:37,431 Leave her hanging for a second. 475 00:16:37,605 --> 00:16:39,302 Shove your apology!Yeah! 476 00:16:39,475 --> 00:16:41,086 That's fair.Okay, okay. We forgive you. 477 00:16:41,260 --> 00:16:42,261 Ah, thank you. 478 00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:43,437 And there's one more thing. 479 00:16:43,610 --> 00:16:44,654 We need to help Zeke. 480 00:16:44,828 --> 00:16:46,221 Tina, I hate to tell you this, 481 00:16:46,395 --> 00:16:47,615 but that's not Zeke. 482 00:16:50,966 --> 00:16:52,750 Okay, Zeke is in the principal's office 483 00:16:52,923 --> 00:16:54,577 being watched by Ms. Schnur and Mr. Frond. 484 00:16:54,751 --> 00:16:57,102 The principal naps in his car every day until 1:45. 485 00:16:57,277 --> 00:16:58,974 That gives us seven minutes to spring Zeke. 486 00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:01,106 How are we gonna get past Mr. Frond? 487 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:03,630 Forget Frond-- it's Ms. Schnur you've got to worry about. 488 00:17:03,804 --> 00:17:06,415 She's short, but she's got a seven-foot wingspan. 489 00:17:06,589 --> 00:17:08,156 It's okay. I have an idea. 490 00:17:08,330 --> 00:17:10,246 I told you, my grandma's about to go under... 491 00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:12,640 Oh, spare me the grandma stuff. 492 00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:15,337 Grandma excuses are older than grandmas themselves. 493 00:17:15,511 --> 00:17:17,339 Hey, Penny Marshall's outside! 494 00:17:17,513 --> 00:17:18,863 ThePenny Marshall?! 495 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,343 Yeah. And she said something 496 00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:22,301 about needing a new best friend. 497 00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:23,867 [gasps] That could be me! 498 00:17:24,042 --> 00:17:26,522 Ms. Schnur, Penny Marshall is not outside. 499 00:17:26,696 --> 00:17:30,179 Mr. Frond, if she is out there and I don't go out, 500 00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:32,355 I will never forgive myself! 501 00:17:32,528 --> 00:17:33,487 Out of my way!Ms. Schnur, no! 502 00:17:33,661 --> 00:17:34,617 Zeke, run! 503 00:17:34,791 --> 00:17:36,010 [grunts] Come here, get up. 504 00:17:36,184 --> 00:17:38,144 Uh, counsel me.No, counsel me. 505 00:17:38,317 --> 00:17:39,318 Not now.Counsel me! Counsel me! 506 00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:40,755 I'm messed up! I'm a big mess! 507 00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:41,843 Zeke. 508 00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:42,799 What's going on? 509 00:17:42,973 --> 00:17:43,932 Take it. What? 510 00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:45,541 And go. Damn, Tina. 511 00:17:45,715 --> 00:17:47,544 Now I got a story to tell on our wedding day. 512 00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:49,459 You think that's not gonna happen, but I'll get you, girl. 513 00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:50,894 I'm gonna get you. 514 00:17:51,069 --> 00:17:52,332 Okay, d-don't say anything, just go. 515 00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:53,549 FROND: Zeke, come back here! 516 00:17:53,723 --> 00:17:55,290 Let him go, Mr. Frond. 517 00:17:55,464 --> 00:17:56,988 He's going to see his grandma before she has surgery. 518 00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:58,598 His grandma? 519 00:17:58,772 --> 00:18:01,210 You naive little wide-eyed candy-dandy fool. 520 00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:02,819 This is Zeke we're talking about. 521 00:18:02,993 --> 00:18:04,170 Once, he faked lice. 522 00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:05,953 I think he used Sea-Monkeys. 523 00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:08,173 But I was in Ms. Selbo's office when his grandma called. 524 00:18:08,347 --> 00:18:10,698 Anyone can get a friend to pretend to be someone's grandma. 525 00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:12,526 There are services that do that. 526 00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:14,309 Mr. Frond, we're hall monitors. 527 00:18:14,483 --> 00:18:16,050 But people aren't halls. 528 00:18:16,224 --> 00:18:17,226 Tell that to Darryl Hall. 529 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:18,314 And Anthony Michael Hall. 530 00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:19,663 Arsenio Hall. 531 00:18:19,836 --> 00:18:21,317 Okay, a lot of people are Halls. 532 00:18:21,490 --> 00:18:23,711 But what I'm saying is people are complicated. 533 00:18:23,884 --> 00:18:25,233 Life is complicated. 534 00:18:25,407 --> 00:18:27,236 And sometimes even liars tell the truth. 535 00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:28,193 I believe Zeke. 536 00:18:28,367 --> 00:18:29,412 You do, huh? 537 00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:31,371 Okay, I'll bet you he's lying. 538 00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:33,415 If I'm wrong, you're not in trouble. 539 00:18:33,589 --> 00:18:35,417 And, what the heck, I'll give you your promotion. 540 00:18:35,592 --> 00:18:36,897 Forget the promotion. 541 00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:38,334 If you're wrong, Zeke's not suspended. 542 00:18:38,508 --> 00:18:40,770 Sure, I'll even throw in some ice cream 543 00:18:40,944 --> 00:18:43,557 for Zeke's imaginary granny after her imaginary surgery. 544 00:18:43,730 --> 00:18:45,950 And you have to marry her for citizenship. 545 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,865 What happens if Tina loses? 546 00:18:48,038 --> 00:18:49,692 One month's detention. 547 00:18:49,866 --> 00:18:50,867 And you turn in your vest. 548 00:18:51,041 --> 00:18:52,260 And your finger trap. 549 00:18:52,434 --> 00:18:53,567 But that's mine.If I win, I want it. 550 00:18:53,740 --> 00:18:54,915 Cool bet, Tina. 551 00:18:55,089 --> 00:18:56,221 But Zeke does this kind of thing a lot. 552 00:18:56,395 --> 00:18:57,570 And that's coming from a girl 553 00:18:57,744 --> 00:18:58,833 who does this kind of thing a lot. 554 00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:01,227 Yeah, think about it, T. 555 00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:02,923 You're on, Frond. 556 00:19:03,097 --> 00:19:04,403 Terrific. To the nursing home! 557 00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:05,578 We're coming, too. 558 00:19:05,752 --> 00:19:06,928 Yeah! FROND: Great! 559 00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:08,233 Come along.W-wait, 560 00:19:08,407 --> 00:19:09,625 where's everybody going? 561 00:19:09,799 --> 00:19:11,061 We're going on a "splash of cold hard truth 562 00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:12,541 in Tina's face" field trip! 563 00:19:12,715 --> 00:19:14,413 I didn't get a slip for that. 564 00:19:15,327 --> 00:19:17,894 Okay, here we are. 565 00:19:18,068 --> 00:19:19,244 Zeke's grandma? 566 00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:20,681 Is Zeke's grandma here? 567 00:19:20,855 --> 00:19:22,073 Yes. 568 00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:23,944 Yep, that is definitely Zeke's grandma. 569 00:19:24,118 --> 00:19:24,945 Huh? 570 00:19:25,119 --> 00:19:26,686 Oh, that's strange. 571 00:19:26,861 --> 00:19:29,124 There's Zeke's grandma, but I don't see Zeke anywhere. 572 00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:30,820 Maybe that's because-- 573 00:19:30,994 --> 00:19:33,650 [chanting]: Liars are liars, and people are bad. 574 00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:36,913 Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, I am right! 575 00:19:37,087 --> 00:19:39,265 Are you my surgeon? 576 00:19:39,439 --> 00:19:40,961 I can't believe Zeke's not here. 577 00:19:41,135 --> 00:19:42,355 Sorry, Tina. 578 00:19:42,528 --> 00:19:44,269 I was kind of hoping he would be here, too. 579 00:19:44,443 --> 00:19:45,749 ZEKE: Y'all ready for this?! [gasps] 580 00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:47,795 No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 581 00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:51,580 [singing upbeat rock melody] 582 00:19:51,755 --> 00:19:52,625 [laughs] 583 00:19:52,799 --> 00:19:54,584 You lose, Frond. 584 00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:55,932 You lose! 585 00:19:56,106 --> 00:19:57,934 [grunting to music] 586 00:19:58,108 --> 00:19:59,459 Whalers in the front! 587 00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:00,415 [grunts] 588 00:20:00,589 --> 00:20:01,590 Let me hear you grunt! 589 00:20:01,765 --> 00:20:02,635 [grunts] 590 00:20:02,809 --> 00:20:03,767 That's my boy. 591 00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:05,595 Ice cream time! 592 00:20:05,769 --> 00:20:06,943 There's an ice cream truck 593 00:20:07,117 --> 00:20:08,336 around here somewhere, Mr. Frond. 594 00:20:08,510 --> 00:20:09,511 Better go find it. 595 00:20:09,685 --> 00:20:11,122 Okay, okay, okay, I'm going. 596 00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:12,298 Walk, don't run. 597 00:20:12,471 --> 00:20:13,646 Nice! 598 00:20:14,604 --> 00:20:15,778 There you are. 599 00:20:15,952 --> 00:20:17,127 Where were you? Did you go to the store 600 00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:19,042 or something?I did, in a way. 601 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,480 And what I bought was a new me. 602 00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:23,178 A me who can draw! 603 00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:25,006 Look at this, Lin.[gasps] 604 00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:26,442 It's naked Edith! 605 00:20:26,615 --> 00:20:27,661 It's good. 606 00:20:27,835 --> 00:20:29,489 Kids, look-- it's naked Edith. 607 00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:31,185 Naked Edith!Naked Edith! 608 00:20:31,359 --> 00:20:32,535 Saggy and sophisticated. 609 00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:34,015 Just like it says on her bumper sticker. 610 00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:35,145 Mm-hmm. 611 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:36,625 Oh, oh, look what I'm doing. 612 00:20:36,799 --> 00:20:38,019 Right now. Look, look where it's going. 613 00:20:38,192 --> 00:20:39,325 Really? Yep. 614 00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:40,455 I made the wall. 615 00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:41,848 You made the wall sexy. 616 00:20:42,022 --> 00:20:43,720 Look at all those nooks and crannies. 617 00:20:43,894 --> 00:20:45,634 Yeah, lotta-lotta folds. 618 00:20:45,808 --> 00:20:49,248 [peppy music playing with Zeke grunting and singing along] 619 00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:57,646 ZEKE: Whalers in the front! 620 00:20:57,820 --> 00:20:59,692 Let me hear you grunt! 621 00:20:59,866 --> 00:21:02,173 [grunting rhythmically] 622 00:21:02,347 --> 00:21:04,219 Whalers in the front! 623 00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:06,307 Let me hear you grunt! 624 00:21:06,481 --> 00:21:08,528 [grunting rhythmically] 625 00:21:11,574 --> 00:21:15,883 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org