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(over P.A.): I want to give
a big Chuck Charles thanks

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to all you little people
for coming down

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to this year's
Wharf It Down Food Festival,

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which, for so many years,
has been a strange,

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slightly sad event,
where artisans try to sell

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specialty foods.
But...

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not this year,
thanks to me, Chuck Charles,

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and our 1st Annual
Best Burger Contest!

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(applause, cheering)

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CHUCK:
Now, we've met our contestants,

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we've explained the rules

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of this really, truly,
simple event.

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But the only thing
we haven't done

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is start the clock.

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Here we go...
(bell dings)

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(applause, cheering)
All right, Bob.

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Let's do it, let's win!

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Win! Win! Win!
Lin, please,

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Let's go!
take it down
a notch, okay?

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Or five?
Kids, come on,

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cheer for your father.

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Cheer! Cheer! Cheer!

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Lin, stop.
Cheer.

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Dad, big smile,
big energy!

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That's it, doll.

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Hey, you're sweating
too much already, buddy.

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Pace yourself.

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Go, Mom and Dad!

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I mean, stay there and cook,
don't go anywhere.

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Sorry if I'm
being confusing.

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Okay, come on. Go!
Cook! Cook! Cook! Cook!

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(guffaws): Let's check in
with our contestants.

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Skip Marooch!

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Uh, am I saying
that right?

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(lisping):
Yes, Skip.

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Great! So, you're
from Pakistan,

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you've got a
successful restaurant,

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you're on a book tour.
Guy, what can't you do?

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Complain--
everything is going so well.

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(guffaws) This guy.
(chuckles)

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So, what are you making today?
I already love you.

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Well, today,
I will be making a

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pomegranate and
green chili chutney burger

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with my grandmother's
special spice blend.

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Two words:
yum and yum.

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She always told me,
"Put spice on everything."

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She also said,
"I hate Mondays,"

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but she never
got credit for that.

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(guffawing)
(chuckling)

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I would love
to meet her.

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Ah, too late.
Oh.

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Sheesh. I know we're
here for Bob,

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but it's hard to root
against that guy.

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He is likeable.

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Shush! I can't
hear them cooking.

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Skip Marooch--
I can't believe

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we're competing
against that guy.

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He has a book;
I read it.

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I mean,
I mostly read it.

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I looked at
all the pictures.

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(sighs)
Uh, why did I think
this was a good idea?

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BOB (slurring):
You know what? I'm signing up.

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We're doing it!

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Do it! We're doing it!

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This feels good!

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Do it!

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LOUISE (screaming):
Quiet!

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I don't know what
kind of "doing it"

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you're talking about,

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but you're too loud!

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(singsongy):
Sorry... (burps)

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(sighs) I really
hate contests.

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This is why we made a

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"no signing up for things
while drunk" rule.

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Wha...? Gene never would've
taken ballet.

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Look at Skip
over there.

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I-I don't think
we can win this.

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It's-it's like I'm Rocky
and he's Apollo Creed.

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That's good!
Rocky always won.

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Rocky lost in the
first movie, Lin.

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Oh... But he walked up
all those stairs.

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That's not fair.

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And... let's get
a few words with

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Bob "The Slob" Belcher.

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Hi.
That's not my nickname.

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Well, it is now,
everyone heard it.

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Bob and I have a bit
of a history, folks.

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I graciously
allowed him

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onto my morning
talk show,

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and in turn,
he got me fired!

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I didn't get you fired.

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Linda did.
Hi, Chuck.

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So, what stupid burger
are you making, Bob?

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Okay, well,
it's not stupid; it's smart.

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I call it the Bet It All
on Black Garlic Burger.

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It's made with...
Stupid name.

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What?
Stupid name.

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(chuckles):
It's not... Oh, my God.

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I-It's made with
black garlic.

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Uh... it's a
fermented garlic;

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it comes from Korea.

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Don't blame Korea for
your stupid burger, Bob.

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Not fair to them
or burgers.

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I-I'm not
blaming them...

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The Stupid Black
Garlic Burger.

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Put it up on the screen.
Oh, my God.

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Eh, we made it up.

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Look, we're
on the screen.

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(quietly):
Chuck hates us.
No...

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It's okay,
I hate him, too.

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God, this was
a bad idea.

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No...
It's fun. It's fun...

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Over here, we have
the Prince of Pizza

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trying to become the
Chancellor of Cheeseburgers...

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Jimmy Pesto.

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Thank you, Chuck.
(laughs)

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Uh, Jimmy Pesto's
is known for

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our family-friendly
atmosphere,

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festive drink specials

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and Italian-flavored foods.

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All right...
A-A-And after I win
this contest today,

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we're also gonna
be known for our

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Oregano Burger!

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All... right!

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(chuckles):
And what's in that?

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Just a ton
of oregano.

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The
Big O!

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Don't say "Big O."
What...?

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A... all right, I won't
say anything, then, ever.

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Sounds horrible.

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I guess it's just us
and Skip here.

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(sighs)
All right,

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time to break out
the black garlic.

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Lin?
You got it!

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It's not in here.
Wait. What?

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Not in the cooler.
It's empty.

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Oh, crap. Oh, crap.

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Oh, crap.
Oh, crap, crap,
crap. Crap!

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Gene, can you go to the kitchen
and grab the black garlic?

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On it!

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What color is it?

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It's black, Gene.
Yup.

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Wait. What's black?
The garlic. On the counter.

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In the kitchen?
Where I am?

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Are you?!
I think so.

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Well, then, yes,
on the counter.

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Okay. I feel really good
about this, Dad.

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I feel great about it.
Way to go, everybody.

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Gene!

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Dad?! What are we doing?

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I asked Gene to get the black
garlic from the kitchen--

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the single most important
ingredient in my recipe--

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and we're looking
at an empty cooler!

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Okay, don't freak out.
Hi. Hi, everyone.
(groans)

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(laughing):
Hi. Hi. Hello.

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I'm not freaking out!

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(laughing):
He's fine.
He's... he's silly.

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Just put something
else on the burger.

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What about a...
Oh, a-a granola bar burger!

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Half a granola bar burger.

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Yeah, yeah,
let-let's do that.

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That's a great idea.

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Great! I'll start
chopping it up.

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Ha, ha, ha!
Oh, it's old.

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Oh, that's okay.
That's fine. We can make it.

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Linda. Oh, my God,
I wasn't serious.

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Look at the screen.

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It says "Stupid
Black Garlic Burger".

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I'm pretty sure
we can't beat Skip Marooch

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if we don't have black garlic
on our black garlic burger!

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Okay! Geez.
Kids! Kids,
come here!

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The answer is yes,
you look terrified.

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Is that the question?
Listen!

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Gene, what did you do
with the black garlic?

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It's not in
the cooler!

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Calm down, Dad.
What is black garlic?

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Ugh! I need you guys to
go back to the restaurant,

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get the black garlic
and bring it back here

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as fast as you
possibly can!

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No problem.
It's on my way, anyway, bro.

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No, no! Tina, Louise,
go with your brother.

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And hurry! The
clock is ticking.
LOUISE:
Hmm.

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Let's talk more about this clock
that's ticking. Tick, tick.

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What do want, Louise? Louise?!
Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick...

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We never have
to work again.

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You can have the
day off tomorrow.

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Deal!
Great. Here.

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Aah! Don't throw things!

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We don't throw things!

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We don't
catch them, either.

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We're not in the
circus, Dad.
Yeah!

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Just go!

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Hey, Belcher boppers!

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Mickey! Wait,
you drive
a pedi-cab?

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I thought
you worked
at Wonder Wharf.

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Oh, I just started driving this
during festivals and weekends.

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Make a lot of money hauling
around lazies and drunks.

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We are both.
Give us a ride!

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Hey, you kids don't want a ride
from toothpick legs over here.

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Check out these
pedal monsters, huh?

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(grunting)
Wow.

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It looks like a bunch of snakes
inside a leather armchair.

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Yup.
Back off, Manny.
This is my fare.

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Oh, yeah? Well this is
my turf, rookie. Here.

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Hey! My first turf war!

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(grunts)
(laughs)

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Whoa! Oh, hold on,
let me...

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Okay, well, I-I think we'll go
old-school pedestrian.

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See you guys!
Good luck
with your turf war.

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Thanks! Whoa!
(grunts)

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So, Bob, you
look sweaty.

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Think you have what it takes
to beat the competition?

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I personally doubt it.

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I'm not sweating.
Oh, I am. Okay.

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I, uh, I was
just prepping.

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Normal, everything's fine.

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We've got all our ingredients,
Chuck. All of 'em.

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Unnecessary information,
totally boring.

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I'm gonna go ahead
and talk to Skip.

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Hello!
(laughing): There he is,
guy! Tell us more

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about your grandmother's
secret spice blend.

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All right, well,
there is saffron in it.

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Oh, no, I told you
the secret!

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I have to kill you now!

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Die, die, die!
(chuckling)

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(laughter)
Warm, charming,

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and funny,
strong hands, to boot!

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That's why he's got a book
and Bob doesn't.
Oh.

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Ah, there you are,
my stinky princess!

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We're getting you out
of here! Come with us!

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Hey, there's my
back-scratching spatula!

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What are you doing
in the kitchen?

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Aah!
Gene, you're crushing it!

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What? Oh, no! My shirt!

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Aah!
You just cost Dad
the competition!

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Forget Dad.
You just cost us our day off!

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Maybe it's still good!

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I'll scrape it off
with my back scratcher.

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Ooh, it works
on your front, too. Mm.

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What's so hard to understand
about, "I saw the black garlic,

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"but then I saw
my spatula back scratcher,

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"and when I reached for it,

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your black garlic got smeared
all over my belly"?

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00:07:26,779 --> 00:07:29,281
Oh, my God. Gene, put
Tina on the phone.

245
00:07:29,315 --> 00:07:31,752
She's pretty big. It'd be easier
to put the phone on Tina.

246
00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:32,819
Gene!

247
00:07:32,853 --> 00:07:34,420
This is Tina.

248
00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,590
Tina, listen to me.
Go to your mom's bra drawer

249
00:07:36,624 --> 00:07:38,425
and find the cash
she thinks is secret.

250
00:07:38,457 --> 00:07:40,661
There's no money in there!
There's no money.

251
00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:42,995
Take $20 and go to that
specialty food market on Third.

252
00:07:43,029 --> 00:07:44,764
Uh, Fig Jam.

253
00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:47,500
Uh... aren't there any
other places we could go?

254
00:07:47,534 --> 00:07:49,369
It's the only place in town
that has black garlic.

255
00:07:49,401 --> 00:07:52,305
Hurry. We're down
to 12 minutes here.

256
00:07:52,338 --> 00:07:54,942
Dad hung up on me, but it's okay
because I know he loves me,

257
00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:57,610
and he says we have
to go to Fig Jam.

258
00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:59,980
Fig Jam?
Fig Jam.

259
00:08:01,380 --> 00:08:02,850
We'll take
this dark chocolate bar

260
00:08:02,882 --> 00:08:04,817
with bacon
and red pepper flakes, please.

261
00:08:04,851 --> 00:08:06,687
Okay, that'll be $13.

262
00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:08,321
ALL:
What?!
(laughing)

263
00:08:08,355 --> 00:08:09,689
No, we're just
getting one,

264
00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:12,125
so this should cover
it. Here you go.

265
00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:14,995
Mm. You know, I think you three
may be in the wrong store.

266
00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:16,697
Perhaps you'd be more
comfortable shopping

267
00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:18,665
at the gum ball machine
at the gas station.

268
00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:19,800
Are you kicking us out?

269
00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:21,802
No. I am strongly
suggesting

270
00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:23,403
that you take your
business elsewhere,

271
00:08:23,435 --> 00:08:24,904
what little of
it you have.

272
00:08:24,937 --> 00:08:26,305
Hmm. All right.

273
00:08:26,338 --> 00:08:28,240
But when a rich john
sets me up in style,

274
00:08:28,274 --> 00:08:30,009
I'm coming back.

275
00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:31,545
And you better hope
you don't work on commission.

276
00:08:31,579 --> 00:08:32,913
Yeah, where'd you import
this chocolate from

277
00:08:32,946 --> 00:08:34,748
anyway, your butt?

278
00:08:34,782 --> 00:08:36,515
No.
Yeah, and where'd you import

279
00:08:36,549 --> 00:08:39,186
these sea salt caramel crisps
from, your butt? Oh, Belgium.

280
00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:40,320
That's it. You're banned.

281
00:08:40,352 --> 00:08:42,355
We ban you.
Get out of the store!

282
00:08:42,389 --> 00:08:43,724
I will not get
out of my store!
You-- get out!

283
00:08:43,756 --> 00:08:45,524
You are banned!
You're banned!

284
00:08:45,558 --> 00:08:46,759
You're banned!
You're banned!
You're banned!

285
00:08:46,793 --> 00:08:48,495
You're banned!
You're banned!

286
00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:49,863
We have to try, guys.

287
00:08:49,897 --> 00:08:51,599
If we don't get
this black garlic,

288
00:08:51,631 --> 00:08:53,567
Dad is going to lose, and our
family will be dishonored.

289
00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:56,102
It's not like we've got a whole
bunch of honor to spare, is it?

290
00:08:56,135 --> 00:08:58,504
No.
No.
Let's go!

291
00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,106
CHUCK
Oh, wow, Skip Marooch

292
00:09:00,139 --> 00:09:01,609
is cooking up something special.

293
00:09:01,642 --> 00:09:03,176
It smells good, and he
looks good doing it.

294
00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:04,510
Scratch that.
He looks great.

295
00:09:04,543 --> 00:09:05,946
Thank you!
Moving on.

296
00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:07,547
Let's see how Jimmy
Pesto's doing.

297
00:09:07,581 --> 00:09:09,115
Done! Ding!
Ooh, what?

298
00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:10,850
Wow, Jimmy has plated his
burgers with ten minutes left.

299
00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,552
(laughs)

300
00:09:12,586 --> 00:09:14,086
Course, those burgers
may get cold

301
00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:15,522
before the judges
have a chance to...

302
00:09:15,554 --> 00:09:17,090
Ah! Da-da-da.

303
00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:18,524
Oh, okay, brought
a little heat lamp with him.

304
00:09:18,557 --> 00:09:19,960
Yeah. Heat lamp adds
a little flavor.

305
00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:21,427
And it keeps my
lizard warm!

306
00:09:21,461 --> 00:09:23,363
Would you?! Come on!
Let's check in on Bob,

307
00:09:23,395 --> 00:09:24,764
because we
kind of have to.

308
00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:26,365
Lots of chopping.

309
00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:27,801
His bald spot's getting
bigger and shinier.

310
00:09:27,835 --> 00:09:29,269
Hair probably falling
out all over his food.

311
00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:31,071
What a disgusting
creature.

312
00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:33,206
I'm catching all the hair before
it even comes close to the food.

313
00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:34,807
God, it is coming out.

314
00:09:34,841 --> 00:09:37,376
Your wife is a
lucky woman, Bob.
Thank you!

315
00:09:37,409 --> 00:09:40,480
Maybe he won't
recognize us.
Banned!

316
00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:42,481
Whoa, hey, come on.
Let's not do this again.

317
00:09:42,514 --> 00:09:44,717
Let's start fresh. What'd
you say your name was?

318
00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:46,286
I didn't.
It's none of your business.

319
00:09:46,318 --> 00:09:47,586
Hey, don't look at my nametag.

320
00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:48,822
It's Ray. I saw it.

321
00:09:48,855 --> 00:09:50,057
Aw, Ray, I love that.

322
00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,124
Ray of sunshine.

323
00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:52,491
Ray of hope.

324
00:09:52,524 --> 00:09:54,061
We need some emergency
black garlic;

325
00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,394
it's a black garlic
emergency.

326
00:09:55,427 --> 00:09:58,130
Oh... a black garlic emergency.

327
00:09:58,164 --> 00:09:59,466
Yeah, so...

328
00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:01,433
Well, in that case... No!

329
00:10:01,467 --> 00:10:03,135
A "no" is just a "yes"
upside-down.

330
00:10:03,169 --> 00:10:04,236
Get out.
We'll pay double.

331
00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:05,572
Really?
Yes.

332
00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,139
All right, $16.
Aw, that's the

333
00:10:07,173 --> 00:10:08,741
ray of greed I remember.
Gene, where's the cash?

334
00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,576
We got to go.
Come on, we got to go.

335
00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,144
A cool older kid
with a skateboard

336
00:10:12,178 --> 00:10:13,446
asked me for a dollar.

337
00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,282
So, I gave him the $20

338
00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:17,283
and he's skating
right back with the change.

339
00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:18,851
Ugh!
Gene, you fool.

340
00:10:18,885 --> 00:10:19,986
He's not coming back.

341
00:10:20,019 --> 00:10:21,488
Never trust a boy
with a skateboard.

342
00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:22,755
They're too fast.

343
00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,591
Hey, Ray, friend,
uh, new plan:

344
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:25,926
I'm gonna give you Gene,

345
00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:26,860
and then I'll take...

346
00:10:26,894 --> 00:10:28,161
Out now. Banned.

347
00:10:28,195 --> 00:10:29,328
Banned!

348
00:10:29,361 --> 00:10:30,429
Psst. Psst.
Time for Operation

349
00:10:30,462 --> 00:10:31,498
Black Garlic Down Freedom.

350
00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:32,865
What's that?

351
00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:33,834
(Louise and Tina screaming)

352
00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:35,168
Hey!

353
00:10:35,201 --> 00:10:38,270
We'll come back
and pay for it later!

354
00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:39,972
GENE: Thanks for
all your help, Ray!

355
00:10:40,006 --> 00:10:41,441
Get back here!

356
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:42,942
(all grunting)

357
00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:44,376
(grunting)

358
00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:45,712
(continue grunting)

359
00:10:45,745 --> 00:10:47,880
Mickey!
Hey, kids!

360
00:10:47,914 --> 00:10:49,149
Hey.
Hi, Ron.

361
00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:50,951
Hey, move over, buddy.
(grunting)

362
00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:53,120
Aw, sorry, gang, I'm kind of
in the middle of a fair here.

363
00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:54,553
I was going to the library.

364
00:10:54,586 --> 00:10:56,355
Taking a pedi-cab there
is my weekly splurge.

365
00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:58,125
But we stole
something.

366
00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,960
Oh, why didn't
you say so? Where to?

367
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,227
Take us to the food festival

368
00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:02,195
and step on it!

369
00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:04,464
(groans)
(bicycle bell rings)

370
00:11:04,496 --> 00:11:06,365
Stop!
Ho, ho, ho there, cowboy.

371
00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:08,634
I will give you 20 bucks if you
catch up to that pedi-cab.

372
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,337
Wait, what? You mean that
spaghetti-legged fare thief?

373
00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:12,806
Uh... yes.

374
00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,640
Oh. Oh, baby.

375
00:11:14,673 --> 00:11:16,844
Mickey, you are going down.
Okay.

376
00:11:16,876 --> 00:11:19,011
(whoops)
Let's get 'em!
Whoa!

377
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,149
Let me hold the
black garlic.

378
00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:24,851
I want to apologize for
murdering its brother.

379
00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:26,686
No, Gene. I don't think
that's a good idea.

380
00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:28,587
Yeah, we're trying
to get a day off here.

381
00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:30,190
Wait, why can't I hold
the black garlic?

382
00:11:30,222 --> 00:11:32,024
It's just that you always...
I don't want

383
00:11:32,058 --> 00:11:34,260
to say "screw everything up,"
but maybe Louise does?

384
00:11:34,293 --> 00:11:36,263
You screw
everything up!
Wait, me?

385
00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:39,499
This Gene Belcher?
It's just sometimes
you lose focus.

386
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,500
Your name is a verb
in this family, Gene.

387
00:11:41,533 --> 00:11:43,269
We call it
"Gene-ing out."

388
00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:46,373
I thought that meant taking off
your shorts after a good meal.

389
00:11:46,405 --> 00:11:48,908
No.
I was Gene-ing out
at work the other day.

390
00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:50,177
I'm Gene-ing out
right now.
(shouting)

391
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,912
Mickey, no! Mickey, hey!

392
00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:54,346
You're taking us to the food
festival as fast you can!

393
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:57,549
Oh, right, right, right, right,
right, right, right. (grunting)

394
00:11:57,584 --> 00:12:00,452
Oh, my God. I'm a verb.
I'm a bad verb.

395
00:12:00,486 --> 00:12:02,721
You're a berb.
I'm a berb!

396
00:12:02,755 --> 00:12:05,457
Eight minutes left
until burger judgment day!

397
00:12:05,491 --> 00:12:07,726
The kids should've been
back by now. We're screwed.

398
00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,428
Bob, you said
you were Rocky.

399
00:12:09,461 --> 00:12:11,865
Come on. Start acting
like Rocky. Scream "Adrian."

400
00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:13,966
I-I don't want
to scream "Adrian."
Scream "Adrian"!

401
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,269
Linda, that analogy
doesn't work anymore.

402
00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:19,306
Rocky's son didn't leave
Rocky's boxing gloves at home.

403
00:12:19,338 --> 00:12:21,041
Yeah. Rocky's son, huh?

404
00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:23,243
Hmm. Well, maybe...
Eh, forget it.

405
00:12:23,275 --> 00:12:25,577
No, what? Wh-What
were you gonna say?

406
00:12:25,611 --> 00:12:28,048
I'm just saying, you picked
our least responsible kid

407
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,649
to do the most
important thing.

408
00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:31,750
Maybe you kind of
expected him to screw up.

409
00:12:31,784 --> 00:12:34,988
(scoffs)
That is ridiculous, Lin.
Well...

410
00:12:35,022 --> 00:12:36,288
forgetting the black garlic
sort of

411
00:12:36,322 --> 00:12:37,590
lets you off the hook
for losing.

412
00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:38,758
Like it's not your fault.

413
00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:40,126
All of a sudden, you got

414
00:12:40,159 --> 00:12:41,928
a built-in excuse
for not being the best.

415
00:12:41,961 --> 00:12:43,429
That is crazy. That's...

416
00:12:43,462 --> 00:12:45,231
maybe right?
Oh, my God.
(phone vibrates)

417
00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:47,900
Oh, it's the kids!
"Got garlic. Broke law.

418
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:50,837
You fix later. On our way.
'Smiley face.'"

419
00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:53,505
Aw, smiley face!
Oh, my God.
They got it.

420
00:12:53,539 --> 00:12:55,808
They're coming. We're gonna
have everything we need.

421
00:12:55,842 --> 00:12:57,610
No more excuses.
No.

422
00:12:57,644 --> 00:13:01,280
I'm terrified.
So I was ri...

423
00:13:01,313 --> 00:13:02,782
Linda, you were right.

424
00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:04,417
Yes! Right! Me!
(laughs)

425
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,919
Aw, you don't have
to say that.

426
00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,421
(yelling)
TINA:
It's Ray, and he's either

427
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,589
getting bigger or closer.

428
00:13:09,621 --> 00:13:11,423
Uh-oh, he's got
Manny driving him.

429
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,293
Don't worry, I'll slow
him down. (grunts)

430
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:14,260
(yelling)

431
00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:16,028
Oh, that was overdue.
Why did I do that?

432
00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:18,264
Eh, they're throwing stuff
at us.

433
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,200
Ah, no throwsies, man!

434
00:13:20,232 --> 00:13:21,467
Yeah! No throwsies.

435
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:23,302
We got to
get this to dad.

436
00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:25,605
Go. Go. Get him. Faster.

437
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:28,008
Faster.
I am going!

438
00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:30,543
I just want you kids to know,
I will fight.

439
00:13:30,576 --> 00:13:32,846
I will fight Manny or Ray,

440
00:13:32,879 --> 00:13:34,547
but I-I prefer
to fight Ray, actually,

441
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:35,648
'cause he's smaller.

442
00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:36,984
Nice.
Thanks, Ron.

443
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:39,286
Ah, no problem.
There's the contest!

444
00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:40,452
(train whistle blows)
Mickey, pedal harder.

445
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,022
Mow these people down!

446
00:13:42,054 --> 00:13:43,023
TINA:
Oh, no, a train!

447
00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,756
Beat it, Mickey!
Beat it.

448
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,063
Ah, damn it!

449
00:13:51,097 --> 00:13:52,131
No...!

450
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:53,500
(panting)

451
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:54,801
Sorry, kids.

452
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,003
You're gonna have to
run from here.

453
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:57,669
You guys stay here
and block.

454
00:13:57,703 --> 00:13:59,206
I'll cut through the crowd
like a fart through butter.

455
00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:00,206
Let me take the garlic.

456
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,541
I need this.

457
00:14:01,573 --> 00:14:03,342
This is my
redemption song.

458
00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:04,811
Bob Marley,
give me strength!

459
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,413
This is a
food festival, Gene.

460
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,381
It's a distraction
minefield for you.

461
00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:11,317
Yeah, Gene. Stay here
and help me block Ray.

462
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:12,585
It'll be a block party.

463
00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,486
Okay. Hey, look,
that cloud looks like

464
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,255
a dinosaur on a thing.

465
00:14:16,288 --> 00:14:18,091
Where?
Huh?
(Gene panting)

466
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:19,993
Aah! I can't believe it!

467
00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:21,494
Gene made us Gene out!

468
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:22,761
Oh, yeah, I see it.

469
00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:31,203
Okay, Gene. Get this
black garlic to dad.

470
00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:32,605
Don't lose focus.

471
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:34,908
Ooh, muffins.
No, don't lose focus!

472
00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:38,544
Hi. I'm Ron.

473
00:14:38,577 --> 00:14:40,179
I'm blocking you.
Where are those kids?

474
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:41,514
TINA:
Oh, you mean us?

475
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,549
Meet your new
cankles, Ray.
Hi.

476
00:14:43,582 --> 00:14:45,018
Where's the black garlic?

477
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:46,719
You'll never get it.
It's too far away,

478
00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:48,288
and as we've already said,
you're cankled.

479
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:49,721
Don't you cankle me!

480
00:14:49,755 --> 00:14:51,057
These are good.

481
00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:52,926
These are gonna be good.
Linda, be my eyes.

482
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,894
You see the kids
out there?
No, I don't.

483
00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:56,229
What do they look like?

484
00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:57,596
Oh, God. I'm panicking.
I'm panicking.

485
00:14:57,629 --> 00:14:58,966
(panting)

486
00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:01,467
Free cupcake-flavored ice cream,

487
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:02,769
served on a waffle!

488
00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:04,571
You're killing me!

489
00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:06,038
Pizza tacos.

490
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:07,240
Pizza tacos?

491
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:08,640
Ten for one dollar.

492
00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:10,076
Don't you tell me
"ten for one dollar."

493
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,979
(chain saw buzzing)
(screams)

494
00:15:12,011 --> 00:15:13,645
Robot cake,

495
00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:15,648
release your hold on me!

496
00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:18,485
So, uh, you work
at Fig Jam, huh?

497
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:20,086
I-I-I heard you had
great fig jam.

498
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,888
Oh, yes, it's delicious.

499
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,791
And you'll never know,
because you're banned!

500
00:15:24,823 --> 00:15:26,326
Aw.
Hey, wait a minute.

501
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,394
Is anyone even watching
Fig Jam right now?

502
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:30,163
Ray, people are
probably looting it.

503
00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:32,831
A bunch of hippies
stuffing truffled cheese

504
00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:34,267
in their banjo cases.

505
00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:36,336
(shouting):
Hello?

506
00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:38,071
Hello...?

507
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:39,806
I'm just gonna leave money
on the counter.

508
00:15:39,838 --> 00:15:41,073
Love your store.

509
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:43,475
Oh, my God.
Fig Jam! Fig Jam!

510
00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:45,912
That was some mean pedi-cabbing
out there, rookie.

511
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,780
You got the legs of a mouse
but the heart of a lion.

512
00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:50,616
My uncle's got
the heart of a lion.

513
00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:51,951
He got it in Thailand.

514
00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:53,253
Thailand, huh?
Yeah.

515
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:54,754
They got nice ties
in Thailand?

516
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,322
I love you, Manny.

517
00:15:56,355 --> 00:15:57,756
(panting)

518
00:15:57,789 --> 00:15:58,924
I'm almost there.

519
00:15:58,957 --> 00:16:01,528
Hot Fudge Car Wash.

520
00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:05,465
(in slow motion):
Hot Fudge Car Wash?!

521
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:08,934
No...!

522
00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:10,970
(maniacally crying)

523
00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:12,804
Oh, it's Gene.
Bob, it's Gene.

524
00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:14,474
Dad...!
Gene!

525
00:16:14,506 --> 00:16:16,509
I-I'm sorry
I screwed up today!

526
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:17,943
I...
(grunts)

527
00:16:17,976 --> 00:16:19,611
I'm sorry I screw up
all the time!

528
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,447
No, Gene, you didn't screw up.

529
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,948
I screwed up by trusting you.

530
00:16:22,981 --> 00:16:24,683
Wait, that came out wrong.

531
00:16:24,716 --> 00:16:27,354
I'm confused, are you
trying to make me feel better?

532
00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:28,821
Yes, I am.

533
00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:30,789
Before I give you
the black garlic,

534
00:16:30,822 --> 00:16:33,293
I just want to say
one more thing.

535
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,860
There's only 45 seconds left,
Gene, so...

536
00:16:34,894 --> 00:16:36,562
I've always admired you.

537
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:38,298
Just give me
the garlic, Gene!

538
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,231
We'll talk later!

539
00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:40,533
Okay.
Thank you.

540
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:41,634
Sorry I snapped.

541
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:42,902
Come on, Bobby.

542
00:16:42,934 --> 00:16:44,671
You got your gloves,
now time to beat Apollo.

543
00:16:44,703 --> 00:16:46,306
Adrian...!

544
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:47,673
No, not like that.
Say it right.

545
00:16:47,706 --> 00:16:49,509
What?!
I'm saying it right.

546
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:51,244
Adri...
I don't have time, Lin.

547
00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:52,879
Ten seconds left.
Some cooks look like

548
00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:54,380
they might not make it.
I'm talking about Bob.

549
00:16:54,413 --> 00:16:56,082
CROWD:
Ten. Nine. Eight.

550
00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:57,716
Seven.

551
00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,385
I got everything ready.
Here we go.

552
00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:00,552
CROWD:
Six. Five.

553
00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:02,020
(in slow motion):
Four.

554
00:17:02,054 --> 00:17:04,990
Three.

555
00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:06,259
Two.

556
00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:09,596
One.

557
00:17:09,628 --> 00:17:11,097
(alarm buzzes)

558
00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:12,932
Time's up. Hand off
your meat, chefs.

559
00:17:12,964 --> 00:17:14,267
We finished!

560
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:16,001
We finished
the burgers!

561
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,703
Hooray for Bob.
He managed to somehow do

562
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:19,338
what he does
every day for a living.

563
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,440
What a champion.

564
00:17:20,472 --> 00:17:21,773
That's my Bobby!

565
00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:22,875
Chefs.

566
00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:24,211
Pre...

567
00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:25,678
sent your burgers
to the judges.

568
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,180
Looks like the judges

569
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:29,182
are tasting
Jimmy Pesto's burger first.

570
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,183
Let's see how he... oh, oh,
they are spitting it out.

571
00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:33,051
Oh, it's cool. (grunts)

572
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:36,222
Hey, two-for-one pizza night
Wednesdays, karaoke Tuesdays,

573
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:37,923
trivia Thursdays.
We never card.

574
00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:39,025
Come on down!

575
00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:40,058
Thank you, Jimmy.

576
00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:41,294
Spitting it out--
bad sign.

577
00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:42,561
You can probably go.

578
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:44,364
Ah... come on, Trev.
(groans)

579
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,365
Hey, I'm sorry
I was so hard on you.

580
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:47,733
Things got
a little heated.

581
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,402
And not just
'cause of your heat lamp.

582
00:17:49,435 --> 00:17:50,802
Ah... you said "hard."

583
00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:52,638
I did. Up top.
(grunts)

584
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:54,540
All right, now they're tasting
Bob's idiot burger.

585
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:55,807
Get ready for another spit-out.

586
00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:58,244
This is...

587
00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:00,480
fantastic.

588
00:18:00,512 --> 00:18:01,980
The meat is seasoned perfectly,

589
00:18:02,013 --> 00:18:05,585
and this black garlic is...
Oh! Oh...

590
00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:09,321
This has exquisite mouth feel.

591
00:18:09,355 --> 00:18:10,957
Bobby, they loved it!

592
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:12,259
That one's creepy,
but he loved it.

593
00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:14,161
Oh, my God.
Did we just win?

594
00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:15,461
I mean, they still haven't
had Skip's burger, but...

595
00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:16,596
CHUCK:
And now the last,

596
00:18:16,628 --> 00:18:18,064
but most likely
the best,

597
00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:19,432
from the Cinnamon Stallion,
Skip Marooch.

598
00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:21,067
This is...

599
00:18:21,099 --> 00:18:22,434
amazing.

600
00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:25,971
This chutney is absolutely,
mmm, oh...

601
00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:29,107
Exceptional mouth feel.

602
00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:31,310
Hmm. It might be
a little closer

603
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:33,579
than I thought.
Okay. Okay, Bob.

604
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,481
You got a "fantastic"
and an "ooh,"

605
00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:37,584
but he got an "amazing"
and a really weird moan.

606
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,117
And he liked
both your mouth feels.

607
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:40,653
I'd say
it's a tight race.

608
00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:42,255
CHUCK:
And now the judges
will deliberate.

609
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,423
Cue deliberating
music, please.

610
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:44,824
You know what?
I did my best,

611
00:18:44,856 --> 00:18:46,092
I held my own
with Skip,

612
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,794
and no matter
what happens, Lin,

613
00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:49,195
I feel pretty good.
CHUCK:
And the winner is

614
00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:50,697
Skip Marooch!
(bell dings)

615
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,664
Oh, my God, I feel bad.
Oh-oh.

616
00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,099
Ah, damn it!
Piece of garbage!

617
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,801
How could we lose?!
Are you kidding me?!

618
00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:57,336
Okay. Okay.

619
00:18:57,369 --> 00:19:00,272
Ah, it's shaped like
a burger! I get it!

620
00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:01,607
I'm so excited!

621
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,375
(singsongy):
Skip Marooch, handsomest chef.

622
00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:04,876
What about me?

623
00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:06,112
Great emcee.

624
00:19:06,144 --> 00:19:07,380
Gonna go have

625
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:09,682
a plate of shrimp,
a 20-ounce beer

626
00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:10,950
and a massage,

627
00:19:10,982 --> 00:19:12,951
from my friend,
Hank the masseuse...

628
00:19:12,984 --> 00:19:13,885
Oh, my God.

629
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,488
GENE:
Sorry you lost, Dad.

630
00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:17,155
Maybe if I'd gotten you
the black garlic sooner,

631
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,525
you would have won.

632
00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:20,326
No, no. We made
the best burger we could,

633
00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:21,560
but we lost,
and that's okay.

634
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:23,296
I don't need an excuse.

635
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,798
I guess Skip was just more
charismatic and likeable, Dad.

636
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:26,865
That's right.

637
00:19:26,898 --> 00:19:28,034
No! I don't need
an excuse.

638
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:29,536
Either way, I'm sorry.

639
00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:30,903
Listen, Gene.

640
00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:32,471
You may get distracted
from time to time,

641
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,574
but I love you
and I love who you are.

642
00:19:34,606 --> 00:19:37,076
And what matters
most is... Gene?

643
00:19:37,108 --> 00:19:38,577
Gene, are you
listening?!

644
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:39,578
I am. I am.
I love you.

645
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:40,646
I love you, too.

646
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:41,748
But what are
those people doing

647
00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:43,215
waiting in front
of the restaurant?

648
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:44,550
BOB:
Hmm. People don't wait

649
00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:45,852
for our restaurant.

650
00:19:45,884 --> 00:19:47,086
Maybe they all need
to use the bathroom.

651
00:19:47,118 --> 00:19:48,721
Hey, get out of here!

652
00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:49,855
Go pee in the bushes

653
00:19:49,888 --> 00:19:50,856
like normal people.

654
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:52,325
Are you guys open?

655
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:53,692
We want to try
that black garlic burger.

656
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,827
Can I have a black
garlic burger, too?

657
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,529
(laughs)
Skip? What the hell?
Yeah.

658
00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:59,198
You want to try my burger?

659
00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:01,933
Yeah, I smelt it, and now
I want you to dealt it.

660
00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:03,435
Into my mouth.

661
00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:05,271
Come on in.
W-We just need a few minutes

662
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:06,673
to get the grill going.

663
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:08,607
Gene, you want to
go start the grill?

664
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:11,377
Nope. My day off starts now.
And I will be spending the next

665
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:14,881
24 hours at the Hot Fudge
Car Wash. Bye-bye.

666
00:20:14,913 --> 00:20:16,383
Oh.
Gene!

667
00:20:16,415 --> 00:20:18,017
Yeah?
Did you just say
"Hot Fudge Car Wash"?

668
00:20:18,049 --> 00:20:19,852
I did.
My day off starts now,
too. Bye-bye.

669
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,587
Whoa, whoa, wait.
We have customers.

670
00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:24,257
Sorry, Dad. I have to go see
a car wash about a fudge.

671
00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:26,792
Get Mommy a to-go bucket.

672
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:28,627
* Hot Fudge Car Wash

673
00:20:30,762 --> 00:20:32,565
* Hot Fudge Car Wash

674
00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:35,801
* Hot, hot, hot, hot fudge

675
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:43,710
* Mmm

676
00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:45,944
* Hot Fudge Car Wash

677
00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:49,449
* Hot Fudge Car Wash

678
00:20:49,481 --> 00:20:52,151
* Hot, hot,
hot, hot
fudge *

679
00:20:52,183 --> 00:20:53,752
* Hot Fudge
Car Wash *

680
00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:55,822
* Hot, hot,
hot, hot fudge *

681
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:57,824
* Hot Fudge
Car Wash *

682
00:20:57,856 --> 00:20:59,892
* Ooh... hot fudge!

683
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,461
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