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[wind whistling]

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[birds squawking, gobbling]

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Whoa. Those are the birds?

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W-why they making that noise?

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Hell if I know.

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They've been
screeching that way

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for the last eight hours.

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Where are they from?They came

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from a horrible
crappy farm, okay?

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Just sign the form.
I want to get out of here.

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Those birds
give me the creeps.

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Come on, how bad can it be?

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They're just a bunch

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of cute little birdies.

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They're probably hungry.

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Yeah. Here you go, buddy.

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You want some pretzel?

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[screams]

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My hand!

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My hand!

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Not your beautiful hand!

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[shrieking]

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TINA:
Whoa. Look out, everyone.

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Dangerous curves ahead.

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♪ Turkey trot, looking hot ♪

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♪ Do you like
these pants I got? ♪

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Ha-ha! Do you?

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Bob, do you?

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Yes. I like them.

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They're... fine.
I love them.

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Wait, wait.
Let me put my belt on.

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You sure you got
enough water, Mom?

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Hey, you got to stay hydrated.

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Plus, look how little they are!

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So tiny. Aw!

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Ooh, can't wait
to get out there.

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500 live turkeys
running with us.Mm.

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It's gonna be like the running
of the bulls but cute and safe!

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Mm-hmm.

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And we'll be on the
half-priced rides

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having full-priced fun.

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Dad, are you still mad at us

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for going to the festival?

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Mad!? No, I'm thrilled!

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Because you were kind of
mad the other day.

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What?
No, I was... I wasn't.

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Oh, right! 'Cause that's
what Thanksgiving is for,

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running around with a bunch
of birds and going on rides!

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Well, fine! Go!
But you know what?

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I'm not making dinner!

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He's taking this pretty well.

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No, you'recrying!

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I just calmly said
that if you all go

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to Fischoeder's dumb
festival instead of spending

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the day here, I will
not be making dinner.

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Day off for old Bob.

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No big deal.No big deal!

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The turkey baster
is in the drawer,

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probably pretty happy
not to work, and so am I.

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All right, come on.
Don't want to be late

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for the Turk-tacular Turkey
Town Festival and Turkey Trot.

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[kids cheer][whoops]

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Fine! You all go have
a Turk-tacular time.

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So, we'll bring home
some Chinese food?

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Yup! Or whatever you want

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for Thanks...
I mean, regular dinner.

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Okay, don't start a
brothel while we're gone.

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Just kidding, you can.

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And no making a fort
out of the couch cushions.

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Just kidding, you can.

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But don't turn
that fort into a brothel.

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Just kidding, you can.

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Oh, my God, just...

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I mean,
it's illegal, but...

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I know. Just leave.

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Nice stems!

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Thank you. I'm wearing hose
to compress my varicose veins.

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Teddy! I didn't know
you were gonna run.

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Oh, I'll probably walk.

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I just wanted
to see the turkeys.

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I worked on a turkey ranch
one summer, when I was 14.

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I learned a lot about life.

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And a lot about turkey feces.

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Sounds like
a magical summer, Teddy.

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Now let's hit the rides!

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We're not gonna get whiplash
just standing here!

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Good luck, Mom.

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Bob at home, cooking away?

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Nah. He's boycotting
Thanksgiving this year.

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[gasps] What?Yeah.

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But Bob loves Thanksgiving.

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I know. He's mad

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that we all wanted
to come here instead of sitting

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around on the couch all day,
waiting for food.

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Poor Bob.
What a tragedy.

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Well, the real tragedy
is that I don't have

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time to get nachos
before we start.

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You know what? Maybe I do.

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So, I say we start
on the Scramble Pan

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and work our way back
through Violent Mountain

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and then the Bruise Cruise.

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I wouldn't mind a trip
on the Tickle Boat.

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But, Gene,
they closed it, remember?

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That guy died.

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Oh, right.

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But what a way to go!Yeah.

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Scramble Pan it is!

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This is... great?

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Not celebrating Thanksgiving
is kind of great.

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I like it. I'm alone.

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I can do whatever I want.

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I could sit in my not-usual spot
on the couch.

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I could even cross my legs,
and no one would make fun of me.

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Felix?Yes?

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Have all the turkeys been fed?

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We aren't going
to have a repeat

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of the unfortunate
finger nibbling incident?

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No, Calvin.
The turkeys are fine.

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And the chickens.
And the ducks.

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And the geese."Geese"?

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You were supposed to get
500 turkeys, Felix!

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You had one thing to do!

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One!
I tried!

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Turkeys are scarce right now,
for some reason!

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Oh, I wonder why
that could be!

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Oh, I'm sorry
I let you down again

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by buying a bunch of
dangerous birds that...

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[amplified]:
[gasps] Oh, my God!

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The mic is on.

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Hi!Oh, ho!

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I hope you all enjoyed
those Thanksgiving jokes

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we were just making.

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[both laugh uncomfortably]

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A little light
Thanksgiving humor.

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Oh, I love humor.
I do love to laugh!

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Now, on behalf of myself
and my brother Calvin,

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we'd like to welcome you
all to the first annual

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Turk-tacular Turkey
Town Festival!

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All right!

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Is everybody ready

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for some poultry in motion?

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[gobbling]

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Those birds don't sound right.

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Hey, Regular Sized Rudy.
I didn't know

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you were a scramblin' man.

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I'm not usually,
but since my parents

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are divorced,
I gotta have two dinners,

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so I'm trying to make myself
throw up breakfast.

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One time I had two dinners

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because Ollie was
too sick to eat his.

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I had malaria!

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Let's quit yakkin'
and get crackin'!

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Mickey, come on,
let's do this!

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Set it to maximum!

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Okay, hold onto your heads
like this

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so your necks won't break!

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And now, the beginning
of a new Thanksgiving tradition

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that's fun for the whole family.

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The Running of the Turkeys...
etcetera.

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On your mark... get set...

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go!

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[gobbling]

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[crowd clamoring]

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[laughing]

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Ow!

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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

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Linda! Run! Run!

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Run![woman screams]

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Oh. Oh...

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[runners screaming, clamoring]

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Pretty good, pretty good.

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I'll try right over left now.

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Mm, yup, yup.

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Also good.

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[runners yelling, clamoring]

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[man screams, chicken squawks]

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Oh, ah, no! Birds!
Birds! Birds! Birds!

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Excuse me! Excuse me!
Make way, make way!Sorry. Hey...

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Coming through!Here we go, pardon us.

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[panting]
Oh!

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[squawking]

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[Linda grunting]

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[yelling]

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[groans]

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What...? What happened?

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Aah! I'm short and wiggly!

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Ooh!
I'm tall and wiggly.

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Oh, oh, it's a fun mirror.

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It's a fun mirror.

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Aah!

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Linda! Aah!

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Linda, it's me, Teddy!
From your town!

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Teddy?
Wha-What's going on, Teddy?

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How did I get in here?

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When the birds attacked,
most people got away,

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but you got knocked out by this
freaky one-eyed cyclops turkey.

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So I picked you up
and carried you here.

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Whoa! How long have I been out?A lot's changed.

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We don't have to start
repopulating the Earth yet,

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but eventually we might
have to do just that.

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I don't know...Teddy!

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How long have
I been in here?

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Five, maybe six minutes.Oh.

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Oh, my God, the kids!

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Where are the kids?!

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But I'm a vegan! Aah!

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LOUISE: Ugh! I can't believe
Mickey left us here!

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Those birds are
getting awfully close.

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I hope they don't have
tickets for this ride!

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We got to get off this thing.
Andy, Ollie, you seem

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like you're up
for a challenge of getting

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off the ride
and shutting it down.

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We'll try anything.

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Yeah! I tried shrimp
at my aunt's house!

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Great. Go get 'em!

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[both grunting]

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Oh, what happened?

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We travelled through time!

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I guess I'll give it a whirl.

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Literally.

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[grunting]
...whoa!

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Hey. Welcome back.

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We're gonna die
like we were born.

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Spinning around in an egg!

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That really
makes you think.

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This is great.

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Don't have to keep

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getting up to baste.

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Baste not, want not.

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You get it?

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Yes.

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I don't have to storm
the Baste-ille.

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Eh. Get it?

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Kind of.

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It was a prison in France.

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The Bastille, and I said
"Baste-ille."

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Oh.

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I'm here live at the wharf

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where today's Turkey Trot

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turned into turkey terror.

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What exactly happened
in there today?

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I assure you
it wasn't that bad, really.

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I mean, people overreacted,
that's all.

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Those birds went crazy, man!

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They tried to kill us![grunting]

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Hey!That man is clearly insane.

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You saw his outfit!

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So, you closed the gates
to keep the birds in?

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That's right.
Their wings are clipped.Mm-hmm.

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That means
that they're contained.

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But what about the people?

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Was anyone left inside?

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No, that would be
a PR nightmare.

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Which we are not having today.

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No, thank you.

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No, today was nothing less

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than a total success.

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There's your headline!Yes.

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Write that down.

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We're on live television.

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Then make it into a graphic.

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A fun one that spins in.

263
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[whooshing]

264
00:07:47,728 --> 00:07:48,771
Total success!

265
00:07:48,946 --> 00:07:50,120
Yeah.We'll get right on that.

266
00:07:50,295 --> 00:07:51,252
Okay. Well, that went well.

267
00:07:51,427 --> 00:07:52,514
Yes. I think it did, too.

268
00:07:52,689 --> 00:07:53,646
Should we go home for dinner?

269
00:07:53,821 --> 00:07:55,430
Yes, I am starving.Yeah.

270
00:07:55,605 --> 00:07:57,127
Did everyone get out,
by the way?

271
00:07:57,302 --> 00:07:58,826
Uh... no. No, no.Ooh.

272
00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:00,523
I mean, they were screaming
when I closed the gates,

273
00:08:00,697 --> 00:08:02,045
so I don't think so.
[laughs]

274
00:08:02,220 --> 00:08:04,353
But who's gonna
believe them, right?

275
00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:06,050
Oh, ooh, we're still recording!

276
00:08:06,223 --> 00:08:07,747
Oh, dear Lord!Well, look at that.

277
00:08:07,922 --> 00:08:09,009
Yep.Happened twice now.

278
00:08:09,184 --> 00:08:10,401
Oh... well.

279
00:08:10,576 --> 00:08:11,925
Look at 'em.

280
00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:12,882
Where'd they come from,
poultry prison?

281
00:08:13,057 --> 00:08:14,319
Yeah, this is bad.

282
00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:15,843
Their pecking order's
all messed up.

283
00:08:16,016 --> 00:08:17,278
What? "Pecking order"?
What are you talking about?

284
00:08:17,452 --> 00:08:18,802
Every turkey group
has one guy

285
00:08:18,975 --> 00:08:20,891
who can peck everyone,
then the guy below him

286
00:08:21,064 --> 00:08:22,632
who can peck everyone
except for the top guy,

287
00:08:22,805 --> 00:08:24,939
and so on until the sad sack
who can't peck anyone.

288
00:08:25,112 --> 00:08:26,113
Oh, that's terrible--
it's like

289
00:08:26,288 --> 00:08:27,418
the ladies on The View.

290
00:08:27,593 --> 00:08:29,117
Yeah, with all these birds

291
00:08:29,290 --> 00:08:30,771
and people mixed in,
they don't know what to do.

292
00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:32,293
They're pecking everything!
It's chaos!

293
00:08:32,467 --> 00:08:33,600
Well, we still got
to go find the kids.

294
00:08:33,774 --> 00:08:35,471
Let's just tiptoe
past them. Ready?

295
00:08:35,644 --> 00:08:37,254
Ready.

296
00:08:41,476 --> 00:08:43,610
[both yelling,
turkeys gobbling]

297
00:08:43,783 --> 00:08:44,610
Run!

298
00:08:44,784 --> 00:08:47,308
[both grunting, panting]

299
00:08:50,355 --> 00:08:51,792
It's him-- Cyclops!

300
00:08:51,966 --> 00:08:53,402
That's the one who
knocked you down earlier.

301
00:08:53,576 --> 00:08:54,620
Oh, God, he hates me!

302
00:08:54,794 --> 00:08:55,838
[gasps]
Oh, my God!

303
00:08:56,013 --> 00:08:57,537
I know what's happening!What?

304
00:08:57,711 --> 00:08:59,364
We rejected Thanksgiving
and now it's attacking us!

305
00:08:59,538 --> 00:09:01,322
That's crazy, Lin-- these
turkeys are just all mixed up.

306
00:09:01,496 --> 00:09:03,280
They were keeping them
with other birds.

307
00:09:03,455 --> 00:09:04,934
It's biology, not hocus pocus.

308
00:09:05,109 --> 00:09:06,457
Oh, I love that movie!

309
00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:08,198
Oh, how are we ever
gonna find the kids?

310
00:09:08,373 --> 00:09:09,722
MICKEY [over P.A.]:
They're on the Scramble Pan.

311
00:09:09,897 --> 00:09:11,158
Oh, my God!
The birds have learned to talk!

312
00:09:11,332 --> 00:09:12,376
No, no!

313
00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:13,943
It's me, Mickey.Mickey? Mickey?!

314
00:09:14,118 --> 00:09:15,510
The kids are on
the Scramble Pan?

315
00:09:15,684 --> 00:09:16,903
What? I-I can't hear you.

316
00:09:17,077 --> 00:09:18,166
I said the...Turn on your microphone.

317
00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:19,514
What?Here.

318
00:09:19,688 --> 00:09:20,821
[amplified over P.A.]:
Uh, da....

319
00:09:20,995 --> 00:09:22,344
My kids are on
the Scramble Pan?

320
00:09:22,518 --> 00:09:23,823
Yeah, I, uh, saw them.

321
00:09:23,998 --> 00:09:25,216
As I was leaving them there,

322
00:09:25,389 --> 00:09:27,827
and, uh, running
over here to hide.

323
00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:29,264
You abandoned my kids?

324
00:09:29,437 --> 00:09:30,918
Eh... sort of.

325
00:09:31,091 --> 00:09:33,006
But, uh, you know,
they're safer on the ride,

326
00:09:33,181 --> 00:09:35,662
so I kind of did the right
thing, if-if you think about it!

327
00:09:35,836 --> 00:09:36,966
[gobbling, squawking]

328
00:09:37,140 --> 00:09:38,403
Oh, man.

329
00:09:38,577 --> 00:09:40,317
You can only eat
an animal for so long.

330
00:09:40,491 --> 00:09:42,190
It's the turkeys time
to rule the Earth now.

331
00:09:42,364 --> 00:09:44,018
We had our chance
and we blew it.

332
00:09:44,192 --> 00:09:45,846
No, it's the pecking order!

333
00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:47,847
It's the spirit of Thanksgiving!

334
00:09:48,022 --> 00:09:49,893
That's crazy talk!Don't call me crazy.

335
00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:51,547
That's not crazy talk.Guys, guys, guys, guys!

336
00:09:51,721 --> 00:09:52,678
I didn't say you were crazy.We got to stop fighting!

337
00:09:52,852 --> 00:09:53,984
We're turning on each other.

338
00:09:54,158 --> 00:09:55,202
This is exactly what they want!

339
00:09:55,376 --> 00:09:56,682
We gotta get
the kids, Mickey.

340
00:09:56,856 --> 00:09:58,032
You gotta come with us.

341
00:09:58,206 --> 00:09:59,250
We need your help
to turn off the ride.

342
00:09:59,423 --> 00:10:00,687
I would love to do that, Linda.

343
00:10:00,860 --> 00:10:02,035
But I'm actually
really comfortable here,

344
00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:03,645
hiding in these stuffed animals.

345
00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:04,908
I just feel safe
with these guys, I'm sorry.

346
00:10:05,081 --> 00:10:06,344
That looks nice.Oh!

347
00:10:06,518 --> 00:10:07,389
That gives me an idea!

348
00:10:07,562 --> 00:10:09,303
Mickey, we're coming over!

349
00:10:19,530 --> 00:10:20,576
Hey, daytime whiskey.

350
00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:22,230
Want to meet my CD collection?

351
00:10:22,403 --> 00:10:24,057
I feel like you guys
would hit it off.

352
00:10:24,231 --> 00:10:25,232
Donna Summer?

353
00:10:25,407 --> 00:10:27,322
It's Summer time.

354
00:10:28,539 --> 00:10:31,630
[slow, sultry pop intro plays]

355
00:10:36,504 --> 00:10:39,899
DONNA SUMMER:
♪ Dim all the lights,
sweet darling ♪

356
00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:43,250
♪ 'Cause tonight
it's all the way ♪

357
00:10:43,424 --> 00:10:45,383
♪ Hey, baby ♪

358
00:10:45,557 --> 00:10:47,254
♪ Turn up the old Victrola ♪

359
00:10:47,428 --> 00:10:50,911
♪ Gonna dance
the night away... ♪

360
00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:52,607
Gene, Tina, Louise!

361
00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:53,913
Hey, wait,
is that Mom?

362
00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:55,176
Yes! She said
my name first!

363
00:10:55,350 --> 00:10:57,264
Mom! Help!

364
00:10:57,438 --> 00:10:59,267
All right, Mickey,
turn it off.
Can do.

365
00:10:59,441 --> 00:11:01,138
Oh, shoot-- I threw
the key into the ocean.

366
00:11:01,312 --> 00:11:03,270
You what?I didn't want the
birds to get it.

367
00:11:03,445 --> 00:11:05,142
We can't let this technology
fall into their hands.

368
00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:06,970
Is there another way
to turn it off?

369
00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:08,841
Wait! There's a drunk operator
override switch on the ride!

370
00:11:09,015 --> 00:11:11,148
What?!MICKEY: All the rides
in the park have them.

371
00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:13,280
In case the operator gets
drunk and goes on the ride,

372
00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:14,977
leaving no one
to turn it off.

373
00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:16,066
Oh, smart.

374
00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:17,414
Okay, here I go.

375
00:11:17,588 --> 00:11:19,634
Just like turning
off a bicycle.

376
00:11:19,808 --> 00:11:21,288
Oh, God, I'm gonna barf.

377
00:11:21,462 --> 00:11:22,942
Guys, I can do this.

378
00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:23,943
Oh, God.

379
00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:24,945
So dizzy.

380
00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:26,903
Oh, God, this is bad.

381
00:11:27,076 --> 00:11:27,990
Aah...

382
00:11:28,164 --> 00:11:29,078
So nauseous!

383
00:11:29,253 --> 00:11:30,124
Whoa...

384
00:11:30,298 --> 00:11:31,647
Seriously?!

385
00:11:31,821 --> 00:11:33,431
We've been on this thing
for a freaking hour,

386
00:11:33,605 --> 00:11:35,476
and no one's barfed.
Gene even had a snack.

387
00:11:35,650 --> 00:11:36,607
Looks like it's up to Mama.

388
00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:38,349
[Linda retches]

389
00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:41,657
Holy moly, this thing
cannot be safe for children.

390
00:11:41,831 --> 00:11:44,615
But you adults seem to be
doing really well with it!

391
00:11:44,790 --> 00:11:47,967
If only I had something to throw
at the switch.

392
00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:49,577
Oh, my God.

393
00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:50,797
My water babies.
[gags]

394
00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:51,798
Good-bye, baby bottle.

395
00:11:51,971 --> 00:11:53,799
Little Karen.

396
00:11:54,844 --> 00:11:56,323
LINDA:
Okay, no problem.

397
00:11:56,498 --> 00:11:57,759
I-I got nine more.

398
00:11:57,933 --> 00:11:59,326
Okay, this is the last one.

399
00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:00,807
Little Timmy,
you were always my favorite.

400
00:12:00,980 --> 00:12:02,938
Please let
someone else do it.

401
00:12:03,113 --> 00:12:04,898
I can do it!

402
00:12:05,636 --> 00:12:07,116
[buzzes]
Yay!
Nice!

403
00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:08,423
Way to go, Rudy!

404
00:12:08,596 --> 00:12:11,860
Rudy-- one, asthma--
zer... [gasps]

405
00:12:12,034 --> 00:12:13,341
Are you okay,
my babies?

406
00:12:13,514 --> 00:12:14,602
Yep, I'm probably
always gonna move

407
00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:15,822
in little circles
like this, though.

408
00:12:15,995 --> 00:12:16,909
Uh-oh.

409
00:12:17,083 --> 00:12:18,432
Looks like we've
got company.

410
00:12:18,606 --> 00:12:19,607
Bad company.

411
00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:20,826
And not the band!

412
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:21,827
Probably.

413
00:12:22,001 --> 00:12:24,264
[gobbling, squawking]

414
00:12:24,438 --> 00:12:26,615
[siren wailing]

415
00:12:28,529 --> 00:12:30,357
Everyone relax,
we're here.

416
00:12:30,532 --> 00:12:31,880
Those birds are crazy--
look what one of them

417
00:12:32,054 --> 00:12:33,143
did to my nightstick.

418
00:12:33,317 --> 00:12:34,578
Please step aside.

419
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:35,405
Let us take care
of this, all right?

420
00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:36,711
Who's in control?

421
00:12:36,885 --> 00:12:38,061
Animal Control!Animal Control!

422
00:12:38,235 --> 00:12:39,366
Open 'em up!

423
00:12:41,369 --> 00:12:43,370
[screaming]

424
00:12:46,025 --> 00:12:48,375
DONNA SUMMERS:
♪ It's all the way♪

425
00:12:48,549 --> 00:12:50,421
BOB [singing along]:
♪ Oh, baby ♪

426
00:12:50,595 --> 00:12:52,772
♪ Turn on that old Victrola ♪

427
00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:55,034
♪ Gonna dance the night--
it's so bright ♪

428
00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:57,037
♪ Okay, here we go!♪[siren whoops]

429
00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:03,129
LINDA:
Oh, God, we're surrounded.

430
00:13:03,303 --> 00:13:05,000
REGULAR SIZED RUDY: Who wants
to be in charge of my epi-pen?

431
00:13:05,174 --> 00:13:06,785
I'm allergic to
geese and ducks!

432
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:09,048
I will not invite you to my
duck-duck-goose party, then.

433
00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:10,267
Understood.

434
00:13:10,441 --> 00:13:12,225
[whooping, hollering]

435
00:13:12,399 --> 00:13:13,575
LINDA: Teddy,
what are you doing?

436
00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:15,403
I'm whooping
and hollering.

437
00:13:15,576 --> 00:13:16,883
This is how
I used to get the turkeys

438
00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:17,927
to follow me on the farm.

439
00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:18,927
[whoops]

440
00:13:19,101 --> 00:13:20,102
Save yourselves.

441
00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:21,191
[hollers]

442
00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:22,452
Honor my memory, Linda!

443
00:13:22,626 --> 00:13:24,586
Remember my name!Teddy!

444
00:13:24,759 --> 00:13:26,370
Don't try
to stop me, Louise.

445
00:13:26,543 --> 00:13:28,503
I just remembered your name,
it's Teddy!

446
00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:30,244
Right.

447
00:13:30,418 --> 00:13:32,724
I'll never forget
his incredible legs.

448
00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:34,725
They looked
like hotdogs.

449
00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:36,379
We have to get
to the front gate.

450
00:13:36,553 --> 00:13:37,729
Help must be
there by now.

451
00:13:37,903 --> 00:13:40,820
Whew! Great dancing, Bob.

452
00:13:40,994 --> 00:13:42,908
Time to reward myself
with some beer.

453
00:13:43,082 --> 00:13:46,129
Oh, hello, uh, turkey baster.

454
00:13:46,302 --> 00:13:47,522
How-how-how are you?

455
00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:48,566
Good, good.

456
00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:49,653
Uh, yeah, good.

457
00:13:49,828 --> 00:13:51,091
I-I-I'm doing really good.

458
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:52,178
Yeah.

459
00:13:52,352 --> 00:13:53,571
That's funny, I was just, uh...

460
00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:56,312
I was, I was...
just talking about you.

461
00:13:56,486 --> 00:13:57,749
Uh, well, uh...

462
00:13:57,923 --> 00:13:59,099
It was good to see you.

463
00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:00,751
I-I should get back to...

464
00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:02,275
Yeah, it was...
[chuckles]

465
00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:03,581
It was nice to see you.

466
00:14:03,754 --> 00:14:04,712
You look great.

467
00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:05,756
[grunts]

468
00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:06,932
What? I-I...

469
00:14:07,106 --> 00:14:09,673
I-I-I see you, okay?

470
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,110
You-You've made your point.

471
00:14:12,981 --> 00:14:14,244
Fine.

472
00:14:14,418 --> 00:14:15,245
[chuckles]

473
00:14:15,418 --> 00:14:16,332
Is this what you want?

474
00:14:16,506 --> 00:14:17,333
A-Are you happy now?

475
00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:18,596
Yeah, yeah? That good?

476
00:14:18,769 --> 00:14:20,554
Do you want it to come out?

477
00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:22,687
You want to do this right now?
You want to do this right now?

478
00:14:22,861 --> 00:14:24,994
That's a cl... that's classic.

479
00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:27,388
That's classic you,
turkey baster!

480
00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:28,779
Classic you.

481
00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:30,433
Not fitting in the drawer.

482
00:14:30,607 --> 00:14:31,826
Deliberately not!

483
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,134
[laughs]
That's great.

484
00:14:35,177 --> 00:14:36,484
Oh, come on.

485
00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:38,138
Don't look at me like that,
turkey baster.

486
00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:39,486
Don't look at me like that.

487
00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:41,750
I... I didn't want this!

488
00:14:41,923 --> 00:14:43,751
You think I wanted this?!

489
00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:45,318
But I didn't!

490
00:14:45,493 --> 00:14:47,625
I didn't.

491
00:14:47,798 --> 00:14:50,149
This isn't what I wanted.

492
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:53,109
I-I never wanted
to be apart from you.

493
00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:54,544
It was all an act.

494
00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:56,764
It was... it was a lie.

495
00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:57,808
[sniffles]

496
00:14:57,984 --> 00:14:59,158
Oh, God.

497
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:00,855
That's so much snot.

498
00:15:01,029 --> 00:15:01,988
[sniffles]

499
00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:03,510
You know what?

500
00:15:03,684 --> 00:15:04,860
I'm gonna do it.

501
00:15:05,033 --> 00:15:06,948
You're right, turkey baster.

502
00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:08,211
I'm Bob.

503
00:15:08,384 --> 00:15:09,821
I make dinner.

504
00:15:09,995 --> 00:15:11,519
It's not too late.

505
00:15:11,692 --> 00:15:13,563
The grocery store's open
for another hour.

506
00:15:13,738 --> 00:15:15,349
We can still do this!

507
00:15:15,523 --> 00:15:18,004
Let's go! Let's go!

508
00:15:18,177 --> 00:15:19,570
Get up!

509
00:15:19,744 --> 00:15:22,659
Get... I can't get...
Oh, my God!

510
00:15:22,833 --> 00:15:24,532
I... [straining]

511
00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:26,620
Let's get up, drunk!

512
00:15:26,794 --> 00:15:28,014
I am dizzy!

513
00:15:28,187 --> 00:15:29,624
I'm really dizzy.

514
00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:31,017
Oh, my God.

515
00:15:31,191 --> 00:15:32,148
I gotta sit down.

516
00:15:32,322 --> 00:15:33,802
Give us... give us a minute.

517
00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:35,499
COP:
Please remain indoors.[siren whooping]

518
00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:37,893
I repeat, there's been
a poultry-based disturbance.

519
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:39,677
Please remain indoors.

520
00:15:39,850 --> 00:15:41,504
Poultry!

521
00:15:47,206 --> 00:15:48,686
Oh, come on!

522
00:15:49,904 --> 00:15:51,341
Everyone, get
behind there.

523
00:15:54,082 --> 00:15:55,345
[moans]
There's no one here.

524
00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:57,433
No one came for us.
[moans]

525
00:15:57,607 --> 00:15:58,696
No one even cared.

526
00:15:58,870 --> 00:15:59,783
[moans]

527
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,047
We're all gonna die here.

528
00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:02,570
We're all gonna die.
[gibbers]

529
00:16:02,744 --> 00:16:04,267
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Thank you.

530
00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:06,269
Well, I've decided
to go join the birds.

531
00:16:06,442 --> 00:16:08,489
I eat lots of bread already,
and I'm tired of fighting.

532
00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:09,880
Good-bye.

533
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:11,274
I'll miss you,
but I understand.

534
00:16:11,447 --> 00:16:12,667
[motor rumbles]What is that?

535
00:16:12,841 --> 00:16:13,928
I know that sound.

536
00:16:14,102 --> 00:16:14,929
Wait a minute...

537
00:16:15,104 --> 00:16:15,931
It can't be.

538
00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:16,888
It is.

539
00:16:17,062 --> 00:16:19,195
The old Tickle Boat.

540
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,458
I hope you guys
aren't ticklish.

541
00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:24,721
Because of the boat...
Tickle Boat.

542
00:16:24,895 --> 00:16:26,594
Son of a bitch.

543
00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:27,899
I was thinking of that line
the whole way here.

544
00:16:28,073 --> 00:16:28,899
Pretty good, right?

545
00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:29,900
Pretty good.

546
00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,076
Hey, can we get in?

547
00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:32,294
LINDA:
We're coming, Bobby.

548
00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:33,948
[chickens clucking]

549
00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:36,429
"Went to store real quick.

550
00:16:36,604 --> 00:16:38,735
Love forever, Bob."

551
00:16:38,909 --> 00:16:39,911
That's a perfectly good note.

552
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:41,086
That doesn't sound drunk at all.

553
00:16:41,260 --> 00:16:43,176
LINDA:
We're almost there.

554
00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:45,568
Hey, look-- I'm giving
those birds the bird. [laughs]

555
00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:47,397
Mom, Mom,
can we do it, too?

556
00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:48,832
Uh, yes.

557
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:49,746
Just today,
'cause it's a holiday.

558
00:16:49,921 --> 00:16:50,573
Like this.
[grunts]

559
00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:51,793
[cheering]

560
00:16:51,966 --> 00:16:53,924
LINDA:
Up, up, higher, higher.

561
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,144
Whoa...

562
00:16:56,318 --> 00:16:57,668
LOUISE:
Oh, I feel it.

563
00:16:57,841 --> 00:16:58,929
It's so insulting.

564
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:00,105
Never do that again.

565
00:17:00,279 --> 00:17:02,150
[humming casually]

566
00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:04,022
[turkeys gobbling]

567
00:17:07,329 --> 00:17:08,809
This is fun, the two of us.

568
00:17:08,983 --> 00:17:10,463
We should go on more walks.[horn honking]

569
00:17:10,637 --> 00:17:12,769
Happy Thanksgiving...
friendly guy.

570
00:17:12,943 --> 00:17:13,770
[man shouting]

571
00:17:13,944 --> 00:17:15,163
Hey, careful.

572
00:17:15,337 --> 00:17:17,818
I think that guy was drunk.

573
00:17:20,951 --> 00:17:22,345
Hello?

574
00:17:22,519 --> 00:17:24,781
Huh, that's weird.

575
00:17:24,955 --> 00:17:27,307
Okay, just gotta grab
every single thing for dinner.

576
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,134
That's no problem.

577
00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:32,615
[turkeys gobbling in distance]

578
00:17:32,789 --> 00:17:34,530
Bye, Andy.
Bye, Ollie.

579
00:17:34,704 --> 00:17:36,663
Happy Thanksgiving.
Go, go, go, go, go!

580
00:17:36,837 --> 00:17:38,970
I'm thankful that you
saved Ollie's life.

581
00:17:39,144 --> 00:17:41,320
I'm thankful you
saved Andy's life.

582
00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:43,323
Now, get out of here!

583
00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:45,499
LINDA:
Bob? Bobby, we're home!

584
00:17:45,673 --> 00:17:46,934
We're sorry!

585
00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:48,371
We didn't mean
to leave you all alone

586
00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:49,851
on such a big...TINA: Dad?

587
00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:51,634
If you're hiding,
that's fun.

588
00:17:51,808 --> 00:17:52,635
He's not hiding.

589
00:17:52,809 --> 00:17:54,289
Aw, giblets.

590
00:17:54,463 --> 00:17:56,249
We're going to get Daddy
at the store.

591
00:17:57,684 --> 00:17:59,382
Rudy, honey, are you
sure you don't want us

592
00:17:59,556 --> 00:18:00,688
to drop you
off at home?

593
00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:02,080
I'm going with you.

594
00:18:02,255 --> 00:18:03,646
I kind of want to see
how this one ends.

595
00:18:03,820 --> 00:18:04,647
[inhales]

596
00:18:04,821 --> 00:18:06,085
Oh, sweet Rudy.

597
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:07,999
You probably won't
live to see the end.

598
00:18:08,173 --> 00:18:09,000
Oh.

599
00:18:09,174 --> 00:18:10,653
There you are.

600
00:18:10,827 --> 00:18:12,221
The one that almost got away.

601
00:18:12,394 --> 00:18:13,656
Hello.

602
00:18:13,830 --> 00:18:15,397
Oh, whoa.

603
00:18:15,571 --> 00:18:17,138
You're an actual turkey.

604
00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:18,531
That's standing there.

605
00:18:18,705 --> 00:18:19,663
And you have only one eye.

606
00:18:19,836 --> 00:18:21,143
Not that that's bad.

607
00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:23,144
He-he was like this
when I found him.

608
00:18:23,318 --> 00:18:24,364
'Cause it's a grocery store.

609
00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:25,843
W-What are you doing here?

610
00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:31,326
[whispering]:
Okay, everyone follow me.

611
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:33,634
[Tina moans nervously]

612
00:18:33,807 --> 00:18:35,853
[Bob screaming]

613
00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:38,247
Dad!Run! Run!

614
00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:40,509
Oh, my God,
it's Cyclops![Teddy shuddering]

615
00:18:40,683 --> 00:18:42,382
What the hell
is happening?!

616
00:18:42,556 --> 00:18:44,862
We didn't do Thanksgiving right,
and we didn't listen to you,

617
00:18:45,036 --> 00:18:46,603
and now Thanksgiving's
attacking us!

618
00:18:46,777 --> 00:18:48,865
That makes sense.No, it's biological!

619
00:18:49,039 --> 00:18:51,217
No it's the beginning
of a turkey revolution, Bob.

620
00:18:51,391 --> 00:18:52,392
We got to pick sides.

621
00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:53,567
Ow! He pecked me!

622
00:18:53,740 --> 00:18:55,351
Holy crap, that hurts.

623
00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:56,874
[nervous moaning]
Oh, God.

624
00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:58,048
It's the final "peckoning."

625
00:18:58,223 --> 00:18:59,049
Pecked!

626
00:18:59,224 --> 00:19:00,226
That's it-- pecked.

627
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,401
I think Teddy
was right!

628
00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:02,750
I was?And I know what to do.

629
00:19:02,923 --> 00:19:04,403
You do?Teddy was right?!

630
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:05,709
[grunts]

631
00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:07,580
Ow! Lin, what
are you doing?!

632
00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:09,538
I'm getting to the top
of the pecking order.

633
00:19:09,712 --> 00:19:10,845
Linda,
you're a genius.

634
00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:11,888
Right?
Ow!

635
00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:13,542
Damn it.
Son of a bitch.

636
00:19:13,717 --> 00:19:14,544
Ow.
Oh!

637
00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:15,588
Aah!

638
00:19:15,762 --> 00:19:17,765
[yells, grunts]

639
00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:23,465
Whoa, did that
actually work?

640
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,032
Stand back, let's see.

641
00:19:26,425 --> 00:19:28,210
[gasps]
I'm the alpha turkey.

642
00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:29,645
Yeah, that's what I thought.

643
00:19:29,819 --> 00:19:30,646
Go stuff each other.

644
00:19:30,820 --> 00:19:32,258
To the Tickle Boat!

645
00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:33,780
Wait, the Tickle Boat
that killed that guy?

646
00:19:33,954 --> 00:19:34,912
Yeah.

647
00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:36,086
Let's go.
Go, go, go, go.

648
00:19:36,261 --> 00:19:37,436
Come on, go.
All right.

649
00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:39,089
Move, move, move,
out, out, go, go, go.

650
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:41,396
BOB:
Well, everyone,

651
00:19:41,570 --> 00:19:42,920
here's to us.

652
00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:45,052
We've been through
so much in the last...

653
00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:46,619
Wait, stop,
wait, wait.

654
00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:48,143
Uh-huh.I want to say:

655
00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:51,277
Here is to Bob
on his favorite day.

656
00:19:51,451 --> 00:19:52,278
Bob! Yes!

657
00:19:52,451 --> 00:19:53,278
LOUISE:
Bob...!

658
00:19:53,452 --> 00:19:54,236
Yay, great.Yes!

659
00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:55,977
Thank you.
Yes!

660
00:19:56,151 --> 00:19:59,633
And here's to Linda,
queen of the turkeys.

661
00:19:59,807 --> 00:20:01,242
She really knows
how to peck people.

662
00:20:01,416 --> 00:20:02,853
Yay!
Aw...
Hear, hear.

663
00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:03,984
Queen of the Peckers.

664
00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:05,813
Aw...
Nice.

665
00:20:05,987 --> 00:20:07,249
And speaking of turkey--

666
00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:08,510
who wants some?

667
00:20:08,684 --> 00:20:11,557
Wait, no one wants turkey?

668
00:20:11,731 --> 00:20:13,472
Not so much.I just don't think
it's appropriate.

669
00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:14,647
Probably never
ever again.

670
00:20:14,821 --> 00:20:15,910
I can still
smell 'em, Bob.

671
00:20:16,084 --> 00:20:17,040
They're inside
my mind nose.

672
00:20:17,215 --> 00:20:18,739
I'll make spaghetti.
Yeah!

673
00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:20,696
I can't have pasta,
but I'll eat a bowl of sauce.

674
00:20:20,871 --> 00:20:22,263
I'll make sauce.

675
00:20:22,438 --> 00:20:24,788
Fine, I'm putting on
Donna Summer, though.

676
00:20:24,961 --> 00:20:26,094
Who's Donna Summer?

677
00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:28,269
Oh, Rudy, you are
gonna love her.

678
00:20:28,443 --> 00:20:29,836
Mmm. Mmm.

679
00:20:30,010 --> 00:20:31,317
Well, Felix, should
we do the wishbone?

680
00:20:31,490 --> 00:20:32,535
Yes, I guess
we shou...[clattering]

681
00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:34,363
What was that?What was what?

682
00:20:34,537 --> 00:20:35,798
Come do the wishbone.
Come, come on.

683
00:20:35,972 --> 00:20:37,323
No, no, no.
I heard something outside.

684
00:20:37,497 --> 00:20:39,019
You didn't hear that?
What was that?

685
00:20:39,193 --> 00:20:42,545
Come... I wish you would
come do the wishbone.

686
00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:43,763
All right...

687
00:20:43,938 --> 00:20:45,679
I guess I win.[screaming]

688
00:20:45,853 --> 00:20:47,157
BOB:
♪ There's been a change ♪

689
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:48,682
♪ Inside my life ♪

690
00:20:48,855 --> 00:20:50,814
♪ And I just wanna
let you know ♪

691
00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:54,164
♪ I've got my finger
on the trigger ♪

692
00:20:54,339 --> 00:20:56,166
♪ Love is in control ♪

693
00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:57,994
♪ Yeah, ho! ♪

694
00:20:58,169 --> 00:21:01,477
♪ I've got my finger
on the trigger ♪

695
00:21:01,651 --> 00:21:03,653
♪ I ain't lettin' go ♪

696
00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:07,221
♪ Mama used to tell me ♪

697
00:21:07,395 --> 00:21:11,095
♪ Girl, you better load
your gun up right ♪

698
00:21:11,269 --> 00:21:13,707
♪ She said, "You, you gotta
come out smokin' ♪

699
00:21:13,881 --> 00:21:15,883
♪ Hit it with your best shot
every time... ♪