1 00:00:01,044 --> 00:00:04,003 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:19,801 --> 00:00:21,629 All right, kids, out of the booth. 3 00:00:21,803 --> 00:00:23,152 Time to get ready for the lunch rush. 4 00:00:23,327 --> 00:00:24,893 Which is... probably coming. 5 00:00:25,068 --> 00:00:26,460 Any minute now. 6 00:00:26,635 --> 00:00:28,984 It is kind of a slow start to lunch today, huh? 7 00:00:29,158 --> 00:00:31,422 Yeah, it hasn't really been a great month. 8 00:00:31,596 --> 00:00:32,423 For your B.O.? 9 00:00:32,597 --> 00:00:33,902 No. For the restaurant. 10 00:00:34,076 --> 00:00:34,947 Because of your B.O.? 11 00:00:35,121 --> 00:00:36,645 No. I think people 12 00:00:36,819 --> 00:00:38,951 are just eating other... food this month. 13 00:00:39,125 --> 00:00:40,344 [door bell jingles]TEDDY: Bob? 14 00:00:40,518 --> 00:00:43,130 [panting]: Bob, tomorrow's Bog to Beach! 15 00:00:43,304 --> 00:00:44,652 What? Bog to Beach! 16 00:00:44,826 --> 00:00:47,003 The parade. It's tomorrow! 17 00:00:47,176 --> 00:00:49,875 Oh, okay.Oh, I love Bog to Beach! 18 00:00:50,049 --> 00:00:51,615 All the free spirits out on the streets 19 00:00:51,789 --> 00:00:52,835 having a blast. 20 00:00:53,009 --> 00:00:54,357 Well, it turns out my neighbor 21 00:00:54,531 --> 00:00:55,793 is friends with the owner of The Bear Trap. 22 00:00:55,968 --> 00:00:57,143 You know, the bar? 23 00:00:57,317 --> 00:00:59,101 By the beach? Near the clam shack? 24 00:00:59,276 --> 00:01:01,799 No, but that's okay that I don't. 25 00:01:01,973 --> 00:01:04,454 Well, he always does a parade float in the Bog to Beach. 26 00:01:04,629 --> 00:01:06,891 [grunts] But this year he's not doing one 27 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:09,198 'cause he hurt his back at the Strongman Invitationals. 28 00:01:09,373 --> 00:01:10,896 So his float is available, 29 00:01:11,070 --> 00:01:13,376 and his slot in the parade is available, too! 30 00:01:13,551 --> 00:01:16,206 Uh, I'm still not sure why you're yelling at us, Teddy. 31 00:01:16,379 --> 00:01:18,861 Also, you're really out of breath. 32 00:01:19,034 --> 00:01:21,081 [panting]: Yeah. I ran all the way over here. 33 00:01:21,254 --> 00:01:25,171 I'm telling you this 'cause he said you could make his float 34 00:01:25,346 --> 00:01:28,043 into a Bob Burgers float. 35 00:01:28,218 --> 00:01:29,871 "Bob's Burgers," but whatever. 36 00:01:30,045 --> 00:01:31,700 [gasp] Our own parade float? 37 00:01:31,873 --> 00:01:33,049 Are you kidding me? 38 00:01:33,222 --> 00:01:35,051 I've always wanted to be in Bog to Beach. 39 00:01:35,224 --> 00:01:37,835 Dress up crazy and dance all crazy. 40 00:01:38,009 --> 00:01:39,186 Whip my hair around all crazy! 41 00:01:39,359 --> 00:01:40,664 [whoops] Get it, girl. Ah! 42 00:01:40,838 --> 00:01:42,057 Uh, I don't know if I want to do 43 00:01:42,231 --> 00:01:43,493 a parade float for Bog to Beach. 44 00:01:43,668 --> 00:01:44,843 It doesn't seem that fun. 45 00:01:45,016 --> 00:01:46,889 Of course it sounds fun. It's a parade. 46 00:01:47,063 --> 00:01:49,195 You start at the bog and you end up at the beach. 47 00:01:49,370 --> 00:01:50,587 You drink a lot, you wear crazy costumes. 48 00:01:50,762 --> 00:01:51,936 Oh, I love it. 49 00:01:52,111 --> 00:01:53,417 And some people don't wear costumes. 50 00:01:53,591 --> 00:01:54,722 Or anything. 51 00:01:54,896 --> 00:01:56,072 Sun's out, buns out. Am I right? 52 00:01:56,246 --> 00:01:58,030 But it gets a little out of control. 53 00:01:58,204 --> 00:02:00,685 [loud music][yelling] 54 00:02:00,858 --> 00:02:03,253 Plus, I don't really get it. People pee everywhere, 55 00:02:03,427 --> 00:02:06,603 and it smells and...You had me at "pee everywhere." I'm in. 56 00:02:06,778 --> 00:02:08,954 Dad, maybe you just don't like to let loose and have fun. 57 00:02:09,128 --> 00:02:10,347 You're a little grumpy and super lumpy. 58 00:02:10,521 --> 00:02:11,956 That's your jam. 59 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:14,699 I like fun-- I mean, working here is fun, right? 60 00:02:14,872 --> 00:02:16,875 Ooh, a customer. Oh, no, never mind. 61 00:02:17,049 --> 00:02:18,138 So fun. 62 00:02:18,312 --> 00:02:20,227 Come on! Let's close the restaurant 63 00:02:20,401 --> 00:02:22,402 for a few hours tomorrow and ride around on a parade float! 64 00:02:22,576 --> 00:02:23,925 Please? 65 00:02:24,099 --> 00:02:25,710 Bob, I didn't even get to the good part. 66 00:02:25,884 --> 00:02:28,103 There's a cash prize for the top five floats, 67 00:02:28,277 --> 00:02:30,540 and there's only four floats in the parade this year. 68 00:02:30,715 --> 00:02:31,716 There's a cash prize? 69 00:02:31,889 --> 00:02:33,064 Cash is the best kind of money. 70 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:34,588 There weren't a lot of sign-ups 71 00:02:34,763 --> 00:02:36,460 because the weather's supposed to be bad. 72 00:02:36,634 --> 00:02:38,723 [sighs] I don't know. Could we make a float in one night? 73 00:02:38,896 --> 00:02:41,073 Of course. I'll pick it up and bring it here. 74 00:02:41,247 --> 00:02:42,944 You just got to decorate it a little 75 00:02:43,118 --> 00:02:44,641 and drive it down the parade route. 76 00:02:44,816 --> 00:02:46,991 Fifth place gets $500. 77 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:50,778 So, we get $500 even if we come in last place? 78 00:02:50,953 --> 00:02:51,909 Yep.We can do that. 79 00:02:52,084 --> 00:02:52,954 We're great at that. 80 00:02:53,128 --> 00:02:55,957 Last place. Last place! 81 00:02:56,132 --> 00:02:57,960 Last place! Last place! 82 00:02:58,134 --> 00:02:59,003 What do you say, Bob? 83 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:01,485 I mean, $500 sounds nice. 84 00:03:01,658 --> 00:03:03,617 That's more than we'd make serving lunch. 85 00:03:03,792 --> 00:03:05,271 Uh, all right. Let-let's do it. 86 00:03:05,445 --> 00:03:06,925 OTHERS: Yay! 87 00:03:07,098 --> 00:03:09,798 All right! Ooh, I'm so excited! 88 00:03:09,972 --> 00:03:11,451 Great! We're doing this! 89 00:03:11,626 --> 00:03:13,193 I'll go pick up the float and drive it back here. 90 00:03:13,366 --> 00:03:14,802 Uh, Teddy, I could give you a ride, 91 00:03:14,977 --> 00:03:17,413 and, oh, and he's running down the street. 92 00:03:17,587 --> 00:03:18,806 Huh, I wonder if we should hand out 93 00:03:18,980 --> 00:03:20,287 free samples on the parade route? 94 00:03:20,461 --> 00:03:22,158 Of what? Ooh, sesame chicken! 95 00:03:22,331 --> 00:03:25,074 No. Burgers, Gene. Drum up a little business. 96 00:03:25,247 --> 00:03:26,423 I'm gonna think about costumes. 97 00:03:26,597 --> 00:03:27,859 Bob, you go to Reflections 98 00:03:28,033 --> 00:03:29,644 and buy some decorations for the float. 99 00:03:29,818 --> 00:03:31,384 Don't be afraid of sequins, Dad! 100 00:03:31,558 --> 00:03:33,300 They're more scared of you than you are of them. 101 00:03:33,473 --> 00:03:35,215 ♪ ♪ 102 00:03:35,389 --> 00:03:37,216 [door bell jingles]What do you want, flapjacks? 103 00:03:37,390 --> 00:03:39,479 We're closing.Hi, I just need a few things. 104 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:40,784 I-I'm decorating a float, 105 00:03:40,959 --> 00:03:42,526 and I'm really not sure what to buy. 106 00:03:42,699 --> 00:03:45,007 Well, you have one minute, and then we're locking the door. 107 00:03:45,180 --> 00:03:46,835 Oh, okay, fine. Just tell me what to get. 108 00:03:47,009 --> 00:03:48,489 Petal paper.Excuse me? 109 00:03:48,663 --> 00:03:49,881 Petal paper! 110 00:03:50,055 --> 00:03:51,013 I-I don't know what that is. 111 00:03:51,187 --> 00:03:52,710 Floral sheeting. 112 00:03:52,884 --> 00:03:54,625 It's called petal paper. Buy some! 113 00:03:54,799 --> 00:03:55,712 Okay, okay, okay. 114 00:03:55,887 --> 00:03:57,497 30 more seconds.Come on. 115 00:03:57,671 --> 00:03:58,977 Deco-puff pomps! 116 00:03:59,151 --> 00:04:00,631 Wh-What?Puff pomps! 117 00:04:00,805 --> 00:04:02,153 What...?The clock's ticking. 118 00:04:02,329 --> 00:04:03,460 I just don't know what that is. 119 00:04:03,633 --> 00:04:05,375 Oh, you're out of your league, tubs. 120 00:04:05,549 --> 00:04:06,811 [sighs] What else do I need? 121 00:04:06,985 --> 00:04:08,030 Float festoon. 122 00:04:08,204 --> 00:04:09,639 Wait, what?Festoon! 123 00:04:09,813 --> 00:04:10,945 Open your ears! 124 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:13,209 They're garlands! Get 'em and get out! 125 00:04:13,383 --> 00:04:14,906 Fringe.He's out of time. 126 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:17,343 He needs fringe.Buy the damn fringe! 127 00:04:17,518 --> 00:04:18,954 Where is it?That's fringe! 128 00:04:19,127 --> 00:04:20,476 That's fringe! Pick it up!I got it! 129 00:04:20,651 --> 00:04:22,697 Put it in the thing! Bring it to the counter! 130 00:04:22,870 --> 00:04:24,567 Here, here, here.$65. 131 00:04:24,742 --> 00:04:27,875 Seriously? That a lot for different forms of tissue paper. 132 00:04:28,050 --> 00:04:30,792 You need it.See you on the parade route, newbie. 133 00:04:30,966 --> 00:04:34,098 Your float's gonna look like a lousy joke next to ours. 134 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,057 Wait, you guys have a float in the parade? 135 00:04:36,231 --> 00:04:38,060 Yeah, and we get our fringe wholesale. 136 00:04:38,233 --> 00:04:40,975 Yeah, instead of at a 1,000% mark-up. 137 00:04:41,149 --> 00:04:42,369 Sucker.What? 138 00:04:42,543 --> 00:04:43,891 We're out of bags. Pick it up! 139 00:04:44,066 --> 00:04:45,762 [groans]Get him out of here, Harold. 140 00:04:45,937 --> 00:04:48,331 I'm sick of looking at his face. 141 00:04:48,504 --> 00:04:51,072 Look at our float! I love our float! 142 00:04:51,247 --> 00:04:52,856 I can't believe we actually get to ride up there. 143 00:04:53,031 --> 00:04:55,250 Usually parade floats are for beauty pageant winners 144 00:04:55,425 --> 00:04:56,600 and dogs that have been in movies. 145 00:04:56,774 --> 00:04:58,167 Where's Teddy? Who's driving this thing? 146 00:04:58,341 --> 00:04:59,386 Ghost float! 147 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:00,908 Pretty sweet, right? 148 00:05:01,083 --> 00:05:02,692 And look what else I borrowed from The Bear Trap. 149 00:05:02,867 --> 00:05:05,261 ♪ Ba ba-da-da!♪ T-shirt cannons. 150 00:05:05,435 --> 00:05:07,132 Yeah! Nice.Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme! 151 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,134 We don't have T-shirts to shoot, Teddy. 152 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,310 You must have a couple of old shirts upstairs, Bob. 153 00:05:11,485 --> 00:05:13,877 You could write "Bob Burgers" on 'em real quick. Right? 154 00:05:14,052 --> 00:05:15,444 It's "Bob's Burgers." 155 00:05:15,619 --> 00:05:17,273 So what are we doing for costumes, Mom? 156 00:05:17,447 --> 00:05:20,144 Here's the plan: Gene's gonna wear the burger costume, 157 00:05:20,319 --> 00:05:22,408 and I'm gonna use old bed sheets to make a ketchup bottle, 158 00:05:22,582 --> 00:05:24,324 a mustard bottle and a pickle. 159 00:05:24,497 --> 00:05:26,761 [chuckles] And I'm gonna make something amazing for myself 160 00:05:26,935 --> 00:05:27,805 that I haven't thought of yet. 161 00:05:27,978 --> 00:05:29,067 A crumpled napkin? 162 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:30,939 Ooh! What if we do a dance? 163 00:05:31,112 --> 00:05:32,636 [gasp] We could lip-sync! 164 00:05:32,810 --> 00:05:33,768 GENE: Mm-hmm. 165 00:05:33,942 --> 00:05:35,159 Yeah. We bring the boom box, 166 00:05:35,334 --> 00:05:36,944 and we play "Hot Pants Rain Dance." 167 00:05:37,119 --> 00:05:38,468 You know that song? 168 00:05:38,641 --> 00:05:40,034 'Cause it's supposed to rain tomorrow, right? 169 00:05:40,209 --> 00:05:42,124 The float has speakers. You could crank it. 170 00:05:42,298 --> 00:05:44,081 It starts off slow, and then it builds 171 00:05:44,255 --> 00:05:46,519 into the best disco song about rain ever. 172 00:05:46,694 --> 00:05:49,783 Three words for you, Mother: "It's Raining Men." 173 00:05:49,957 --> 00:05:51,262 Fine, second best. 174 00:05:51,437 --> 00:05:53,483 Sure, I mean, maybe we could play a song, 175 00:05:53,656 --> 00:05:55,355 but let's not spend a lot of time on this. 176 00:05:55,528 --> 00:05:58,444 I say we just cover our float with expensive tissue paper 177 00:05:58,619 --> 00:05:59,968 and call it a night. 178 00:06:00,141 --> 00:06:02,230 [sighs] Great. Jimmy's coming over here. 179 00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:03,624 Hey, Bob. 180 00:06:03,798 --> 00:06:05,321 I don't even want to know what that is. 181 00:06:05,495 --> 00:06:07,454 [chuckles] But, uh, tell me. 182 00:06:07,627 --> 00:06:09,456 It's a float, Jimmy. For Bog to Beach. 183 00:06:09,629 --> 00:06:11,632 Ugh! Bog to Beach is the worst! 184 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:13,459 Bunch of artsy-fartsy weirdoes 185 00:06:13,634 --> 00:06:15,504 throwing paper cups all over the place and making 186 00:06:15,678 --> 00:06:17,288 a strange... You know what I'm saying. 187 00:06:17,463 --> 00:06:18,812 We're doing it for the cash prize, 188 00:06:18,987 --> 00:06:20,553 so... there, Jimmy. 189 00:06:20,728 --> 00:06:22,860 And to celebrate the freaks that weave the fabric 190 00:06:23,033 --> 00:06:24,295 of this funky town. 191 00:06:24,471 --> 00:06:26,168 More the money. And we're gonna hand out 192 00:06:26,341 --> 00:06:27,995 free samples, drum up a little business. 193 00:06:28,170 --> 00:06:30,564 Probably a lot of business. So, yeah. 194 00:06:30,737 --> 00:06:33,348 Yeah, giving away food is great business, Bob. 195 00:06:33,523 --> 00:06:35,872 And hey, your float looks dumb, just like your face. 196 00:06:36,047 --> 00:06:38,048 [laughs] And also, 197 00:06:38,223 --> 00:06:40,704 you have another restaurant's name on it, so good luck. 198 00:06:40,877 --> 00:06:42,009 Can I shoot him, Dad? Can I shoot him? 199 00:06:42,183 --> 00:06:44,707 No. Maybe. Yes, definitely. 200 00:06:44,882 --> 00:06:45,970 Gene, give me some ammunition. 201 00:06:46,144 --> 00:06:47,014 Coming right up. 202 00:06:47,189 --> 00:06:48,843 [Gene grunting]And... 203 00:06:49,016 --> 00:06:51,279 Don't... don't do it. Stand... stand down, stand down. 204 00:06:51,454 --> 00:06:53,064 Fine, standing down. 205 00:06:53,237 --> 00:06:55,066 Huh. I know they said it's supposed to rain tomorrow, 206 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:57,677 but it's really nice out; maybe it won't rain. 207 00:06:57,851 --> 00:06:59,026 [thunder rumbling] 208 00:06:59,201 --> 00:07:00,028 Oh my God, it's raining. 209 00:07:00,201 --> 00:07:01,377 It's raining so much. 210 00:07:01,550 --> 00:07:03,247 These costumes are like sponges. 211 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:05,903 I lined the inside of them with sponges.Oh... 212 00:07:06,076 --> 00:07:08,992 Yeah, Linda, the costumes are... great.Aw, thanks. 213 00:07:09,166 --> 00:07:10,646 But why are we all pickles? 214 00:07:10,821 --> 00:07:12,475 I made the first pickle, and it turned out so good 215 00:07:12,649 --> 00:07:13,954 I just kept going. 216 00:07:14,129 --> 00:07:15,870 It looks like maybe we own a pickle restaurant. 217 00:07:16,043 --> 00:07:17,437 Someone should have checked on me. 218 00:07:17,610 --> 00:07:19,656 I was up there all alone, just making pickles. 219 00:07:19,829 --> 00:07:20,961 [sighs] Well, at least we're here. 220 00:07:21,136 --> 00:07:22,266 Let's just drive the parade route, 221 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:23,485 get this float in front of the judges, 222 00:07:23,660 --> 00:07:24,531 and come in last place. 223 00:07:24,704 --> 00:07:25,531 GENE: The Belcher way. 224 00:07:25,706 --> 00:07:27,228 JIMMY: Honk-honk! 225 00:07:27,403 --> 00:07:30,187 Hey, Bob! Horn doesn't work. Check this out, huh? 226 00:07:30,362 --> 00:07:31,973 This is what a float looks like. 227 00:07:32,146 --> 00:07:33,670 No, no, no, no! 228 00:07:33,843 --> 00:07:36,411 Now there are six floats and there's only five prizes. 229 00:07:36,586 --> 00:07:37,718 We're gonna have to beat Jimmy. 230 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:39,240 There goes our whole strategy. 231 00:07:39,415 --> 00:07:40,850 Looks like we're in a bit of a pickle. 232 00:07:41,024 --> 00:07:43,723 'Cause we're... You get it. 233 00:07:45,899 --> 00:07:48,555 Why are you doing this, Jimmy?Hey, hey, 234 00:07:48,728 --> 00:07:50,338 what do you mean? I love this parade. 235 00:07:50,512 --> 00:07:51,906 No, you don't! 236 00:07:52,079 --> 00:07:54,125 Anyway, I do everything better than you. 237 00:07:54,298 --> 00:07:55,735 So, you're gonna lose. 238 00:07:55,909 --> 00:07:58,086 Ooh, yeah!Your float stinks, Jimmy. 239 00:07:58,259 --> 00:07:59,870 And you're not gonna beat us. 240 00:08:00,043 --> 00:08:03,221 Yes, I am. I brought just a ton of free pizzas to hand out. 241 00:08:03,394 --> 00:08:04,571 Drum up a little business. 242 00:08:04,745 --> 00:08:06,180 You could learn a lot from me, Bob. 243 00:08:06,355 --> 00:08:07,790 That was my idea. 244 00:08:07,964 --> 00:08:10,750 Sorry, I can't hear you over how good my float is. 245 00:08:10,925 --> 00:08:12,403 [chuckles] 246 00:08:12,579 --> 00:08:13,709 GENE: I don't know where to look first. 247 00:08:13,884 --> 00:08:15,886 It's a freak-peeping bonanza. 248 00:08:16,060 --> 00:08:17,148 Oh, look: it's a naked juggler. 249 00:08:17,322 --> 00:08:18,584 So many balls in the air. 250 00:08:18,759 --> 00:08:20,456 Hey, Marshmallow's here. Hi, girl! 251 00:08:20,629 --> 00:08:23,415 Hi, girl, yourself, you little Bog to Beach baby. 252 00:08:23,589 --> 00:08:26,288 All right, it's time to start the parade, everybody! 253 00:08:26,461 --> 00:08:28,595 Let's go! 254 00:08:28,769 --> 00:08:31,161 ♪ ♪ 255 00:08:32,816 --> 00:08:35,165 Hey, Bobby. You're gonna have to tell me where to steer. 256 00:08:35,340 --> 00:08:37,125 This thing does not have windshield wipers. 257 00:08:37,298 --> 00:08:38,212 I got nothing down there. 258 00:08:38,386 --> 00:08:40,519 We gotta use the walkie-talkies. 259 00:08:40,693 --> 00:08:42,216 TEDDY [over walkie]: Hey, Bob. It's Teddy, from before. 260 00:08:42,390 --> 00:08:43,913 Yup. 261 00:08:44,087 --> 00:08:46,481 It's, uh... you get kind of lonely down here. 262 00:08:46,655 --> 00:08:48,004 You just went down there, Teddy. 263 00:08:48,178 --> 00:08:49,398 I just wish I was up there with you guys. 264 00:08:49,572 --> 00:08:50,746 I'm coming up! 265 00:08:50,921 --> 00:08:52,356 Teddy, no. It's our turn to go. 266 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,490 So go, and drive straight. 267 00:08:54,663 --> 00:08:56,274 All right. And we're floatin'! 268 00:08:56,447 --> 00:08:57,580 Aah! 269 00:08:57,754 --> 00:08:59,102 Who wants a free T-shirt? 270 00:08:59,277 --> 00:09:01,975 It's coming out of the cannon-- look alive! 271 00:09:02,149 --> 00:09:03,368 Where were you? 272 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,022 Hey, who wants a free burger? 273 00:09:05,196 --> 00:09:07,110 It's coming out of a boy! 274 00:09:07,284 --> 00:09:09,287 Five second rule. That's not a problem. It's fine. 275 00:09:09,461 --> 00:09:10,461 Time to unleash the beast. 276 00:09:10,636 --> 00:09:12,072 Here comes my parade wave. 277 00:09:12,246 --> 00:09:14,118 Wipe that blackboard, wipe that blackboard, 278 00:09:14,292 --> 00:09:16,380 kiss your hand, and wipe that blackboard. 279 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,296 Hey, Gretchen. You having fun? 280 00:09:18,470 --> 00:09:21,125 Hey, Linda. I've been having fun since yesterday. 281 00:09:21,298 --> 00:09:23,039 I got the date for the parade wrong, 282 00:09:23,213 --> 00:09:24,432 so I've just been out here. 283 00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:27,174 Bye! What are you supposed to be? 284 00:09:27,349 --> 00:09:29,830 I'm a permaid. A mermaid with a perm. 285 00:09:30,004 --> 00:09:31,658 Yeah, you are. Look at you. 286 00:09:31,831 --> 00:09:33,136 Uh, hi, hey! Who wants some pizza? 287 00:09:33,311 --> 00:09:35,139 Lady, hey, come here, take a slice, go on. 288 00:09:35,312 --> 00:09:37,967 Stupid Jimmy Pesto! 289 00:09:38,142 --> 00:09:39,883 So, Dad, are you loving this or what? 290 00:09:40,057 --> 00:09:41,450 [growls] 291 00:09:41,624 --> 00:09:43,712 You know what would cheer up an old crank like you? 292 00:09:43,886 --> 00:09:46,368 Lip-syncing to some disco.Fact. 293 00:09:46,542 --> 00:09:49,240 I gave Teddy the cassette for "Hot Pants Rain Dance." 294 00:09:49,413 --> 00:09:51,067 I am not an old crank. 295 00:09:51,241 --> 00:09:53,244 I just don't want to pretend to sing that song right now. 296 00:09:53,418 --> 00:09:55,158 [engine revs]What the hell is he doing? 297 00:09:55,332 --> 00:09:57,509 LINDA: Hey, back off, Jimmy, we're parading here. 298 00:09:57,683 --> 00:09:59,510 I'm sick of looking at your ugly float. 299 00:09:59,686 --> 00:10:01,383 I'm gonna pass you. 300 00:10:01,557 --> 00:10:03,602 What? You can't pass in a parade, Jimmy. 301 00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:05,342 Get your dumb float away from us. 302 00:10:05,517 --> 00:10:06,779 Hey! You see these pizzas? 303 00:10:06,953 --> 00:10:08,912 Now I'm gonna finish the parade before you 304 00:10:09,086 --> 00:10:10,870 and bribe the judges with them. [laughs] 305 00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:13,613 What? No! No! You're not, Jimmy. 306 00:10:13,787 --> 00:10:16,398 Because I am not letting you pass us! 307 00:10:16,572 --> 00:10:17,833 I'm gonna... kick your float. 308 00:10:18,008 --> 00:10:19,530 I can almost reach it. 309 00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:22,011 Hey, don't kick my float. I'm gonna kick your float. 310 00:10:22,186 --> 00:10:23,578 Hey!Hey! 311 00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:25,581 Oh, hey, looks a little loose right here, huh? 312 00:10:25,754 --> 00:10:27,365 Hey, it came right off in my hand. 313 00:10:27,538 --> 00:10:28,758 You can't do that! 314 00:10:28,932 --> 00:10:31,239 Yeah, get your damn hands off her, Biff! 315 00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:32,719 Hey, what's going on with this one? 316 00:10:32,893 --> 00:10:34,546 It's just coming off all by itself. 317 00:10:34,721 --> 00:10:35,547 Oopsie-oopsie! 318 00:10:35,721 --> 00:10:37,375 No! Our sign! 319 00:10:37,548 --> 00:10:41,466 Ooh! The judges are definitely gonna take points off for that. 320 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:43,947 Get back, Jimmy, or I'll shoot. 321 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:46,427 Aw, come on, you don't have it in... Oof! 322 00:10:46,601 --> 00:10:48,211 Oh! Free shirt, though. 323 00:10:48,385 --> 00:10:50,432 Ha! Kids, arm your T-shirt guns. 324 00:10:50,605 --> 00:10:52,129 Keep Jimmy away from our float. 325 00:10:52,302 --> 00:10:55,437 GENE: Say hello to my 50-50 blend. 326 00:10:55,610 --> 00:10:57,525 You shoot a T-shirt at a guy like a girl! 327 00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:58,527 [groans] 328 00:10:58,701 --> 00:10:59,788 So, like that? 329 00:10:59,962 --> 00:11:00,789 Oh, his face! 330 00:11:00,964 --> 00:11:01,922 Good shot, Louise. 331 00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:03,706 Hey.Hey. 332 00:11:03,879 --> 00:11:06,274 Some, ha, crazy float drama going on up there, huh? 333 00:11:06,447 --> 00:11:09,798 Yeah, why can't we all just enjoy the day?I know, right? 334 00:11:09,972 --> 00:11:12,846 Let's promise to never get caught up in that mess.Totally. 335 00:11:13,019 --> 00:11:14,847 Jimmy Jr., quick, grab that fluttery thing. 336 00:11:15,022 --> 00:11:17,110 What, this?What the hell? I'll kill you! 337 00:11:17,284 --> 00:11:19,591 [gasping]: Tina! 338 00:11:19,765 --> 00:11:22,332 Oh, my God. What have we become? 339 00:11:22,506 --> 00:11:23,595 Hey, it's the Belchers! 340 00:11:23,769 --> 00:11:24,770 We know them! 341 00:11:24,945 --> 00:11:25,772 Wait, no, those are pickles. 342 00:11:25,946 --> 00:11:27,163 Hi, pickles! 343 00:11:27,337 --> 00:11:28,948 Damn it.It doesn't look that bad. 344 00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:30,167 Yeah, it's distressed. 345 00:11:30,341 --> 00:11:31,081 [groans]GENE: Shabby chic. 346 00:11:31,254 --> 00:11:32,517 Flabby chic. 347 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,998 Bob, don't let Pesto poop on our parade. 348 00:11:35,172 --> 00:11:37,957 Bye, Bob. I'm gonna go give pizza to the judges. 349 00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:40,830 Then we'll laugh about how stupid hamburgers are. [laughs] 350 00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:42,571 Ah! We can't let Jimmy finish first. 351 00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:43,919 Why not? 352 00:11:44,094 --> 00:11:45,312 You know what no one has ever wanted 353 00:11:45,486 --> 00:11:46,618 after a bunch of free pizza? 354 00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:48,663 A bunch of free burgers! 355 00:11:48,837 --> 00:11:50,491 Don't speak for me! 356 00:11:50,665 --> 00:11:53,147 Wait. I know how we can get back in front of Pesto. 357 00:11:53,321 --> 00:11:54,495 Bob, it's not a race. 358 00:11:54,669 --> 00:11:56,236 That's right, it's a not a race, Lin. 359 00:11:56,411 --> 00:11:57,455 It's a war. 360 00:11:57,629 --> 00:11:59,500 It's a race war.Gene... 361 00:11:59,674 --> 00:12:00,631 Bob, it's a parade. 362 00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,198 We're having fun, remember? 363 00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:04,158 No, Lin, Pesto ruined our float. 364 00:12:04,331 --> 00:12:05,725 It looks worse than his now. 365 00:12:05,899 --> 00:12:07,813 He's gonna beat us and get the $500, 366 00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:09,684 unless we go to the judges first, 367 00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:11,469 and give them our burgers before he gives them his stupid pizza. 368 00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:12,600 [static crackles]Teddy? 369 00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:14,168 Bob? Is that you? 370 00:12:14,341 --> 00:12:16,169 Yes, it's me, Teddy. Who else would it be? 371 00:12:16,344 --> 00:12:18,346 It's just good to hear a human voice. 372 00:12:18,519 --> 00:12:21,217 Teddy, listen, I need you to make a left.What? 373 00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:22,653 We're gonna go left here on this little side street, 374 00:12:22,828 --> 00:12:23,654 and then we're gonna go right, 375 00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:24,961 and then right again, 376 00:12:25,134 --> 00:12:26,484 and we'll rejoin the parade route, 377 00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:28,572 and we'll be in front of all the floats! 378 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,488 You got it. Going off the parade route. 379 00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:31,837 Sounds like a good idea, Bob. 380 00:12:32,011 --> 00:12:34,057 I miss you. I miss all of you. 381 00:12:34,230 --> 00:12:35,841 BOB: Sorry, pardon us.TINA: Coming through. 382 00:12:36,015 --> 00:12:37,191 GENE: Watch your hula-hoop, sir. 383 00:12:37,365 --> 00:12:38,845 Look out!Heads up! 384 00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:41,107 LINDA: See you soon, parade. Stay funky. 385 00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:43,153 Now we just make a right. Teddy, turn right here. 386 00:12:43,326 --> 00:12:44,327 Turning right. 387 00:12:44,501 --> 00:12:45,634 BOB: We'll go down the block. 388 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:46,940 Teddy, give it a little more gas. 389 00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:48,028 Now we'll just make the next right, 390 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:49,028 and we're back on the route. 391 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:50,682 There are no rights. 392 00:12:50,856 --> 00:12:52,553 BOB: Oh, no, the street's curving left. 393 00:12:52,727 --> 00:12:54,033 Teddy? Are you seeing this? 394 00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:55,338 We're gonna have to veer left. 395 00:12:55,513 --> 00:12:56,340 Veering left. 396 00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:57,820 Bob! Mayday! Mayday! 397 00:12:57,994 --> 00:12:59,386 We gotta stop and we gotta turn around 398 00:12:59,561 --> 00:13:00,692 and go back the way we came. 399 00:13:00,866 --> 00:13:02,042 We gotta get back on route. 400 00:13:02,216 --> 00:13:04,347 No way, Linda. There's no turning around. 401 00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:05,784 I mean, literally. 402 00:13:05,958 --> 00:13:07,437 I don't think this can turn around. 403 00:13:07,611 --> 00:13:09,875 We stay the course, there's gotta be a right somewhere. 404 00:13:10,049 --> 00:13:12,703 We're lost, Bob. Who gets lost on a float? 405 00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:13,879 Dad did. 406 00:13:14,053 --> 00:13:15,403 Oh, was that not a real question? 407 00:13:15,576 --> 00:13:16,796 Dad, can I shoot you in the neck with a T-shirt? 408 00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:19,058 No, you cannot shoot me in... [gasps] 409 00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:23,366 TINA: I mean, one float can be a parade, right? 410 00:13:23,541 --> 00:13:25,020 If there's anyone else on the street, 411 00:13:25,195 --> 00:13:26,283 I'm sure they'd appreciate this. 412 00:13:26,456 --> 00:13:27,544 There's a guy going to the bathroom 413 00:13:27,719 --> 00:13:28,677 between two parked cars. 414 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:30,721 Yeah! He's got the spirit. 415 00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:33,202 Oh, it's the mayor. Hi, Mayor! 416 00:13:33,376 --> 00:13:34,769 Oh, it... Oh, oh, that's not the mayor. 417 00:13:34,943 --> 00:13:36,903 There's a right. Finally. 418 00:13:37,076 --> 00:13:38,033 Teddy, turn right. 419 00:13:39,078 --> 00:13:40,427 [all groan] 420 00:13:40,601 --> 00:13:42,081 Hey, it looks like we're part of some... 421 00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:44,126 other kind of parade, I think. 422 00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:45,562 Oh yeah, we're in a parade of town cars. 423 00:13:45,736 --> 00:13:47,260 And there's Mort's car up front. 424 00:13:47,434 --> 00:13:49,610 LINDA: Bob, we're in a funeral procession. 425 00:13:49,784 --> 00:13:51,787 BOB: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What do we do? 426 00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:53,962 LOUISE: Hey, they probably won't even notice us. 427 00:13:54,136 --> 00:13:56,399 Worst case scenario, we follow this death parade 428 00:13:56,573 --> 00:13:58,576 all the way to a pretty sweet deli spread. 429 00:13:58,750 --> 00:13:59,926 Oh! Another right! 430 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:01,100 I think we should do it. 431 00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:02,798 Teddy, turn right again. 432 00:14:02,971 --> 00:14:04,147 TEDDY: Turning. 433 00:14:04,321 --> 00:14:05,932 LINDA: Oh, God, the funeral's turning! 434 00:14:06,105 --> 00:14:08,977 GENE: No! Don't follow us! Don't follow us! 435 00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:10,850 LOUISE: Well, we finally lost them. 436 00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:12,634 LINDA: They'll find another funeral. 437 00:14:12,807 --> 00:14:14,288 I'm feeling good about this. 438 00:14:14,461 --> 00:14:16,463 I think we're minutes away from finding the parade. 439 00:14:16,638 --> 00:14:18,769 Aw... Oh, come on. Oh! 440 00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:20,684 Oh, great. He's blocking the street. 441 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,644 Hey, Teddy? We got to stop. 442 00:14:22,817 --> 00:14:24,558 LINDA: Hi! You okay? Uh... 443 00:14:24,732 --> 00:14:26,125 Uh, first day. 444 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:27,953 Us, too.Want a free shirt? 445 00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:29,259 Uh, sure. 446 00:14:29,432 --> 00:14:31,086 [groans] Thanks! 447 00:14:31,260 --> 00:14:32,131 No problem! 448 00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:33,350 Uh, do you need help? 449 00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:36,004 We have to use the road.Maybe. 450 00:14:36,178 --> 00:14:38,789 Oh, okay, you go up.No, Lin, you go up. 451 00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,400 No, you go up.No, I'm going... 452 00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:42,533 I'll go under. Going under.BOB: Lift it up. 453 00:14:42,706 --> 00:14:44,491 LINDA: I'll go under.I'm just going to stand in one place. 454 00:14:44,665 --> 00:14:46,841 GENE: Mine smells funny.Your what? 455 00:14:47,015 --> 00:14:48,538 GENE: Ugh! We're missing it! 456 00:14:48,712 --> 00:14:50,366 People are just traipsing around 457 00:14:50,540 --> 00:14:53,500 in provocative hand-crafted costumes, and we're lost! 458 00:14:53,674 --> 00:14:55,024 I think we're close. 459 00:14:55,197 --> 00:14:56,677 I really think we're almost back on route. 460 00:14:56,851 --> 00:14:58,245 I'm sick of your lies, Dad! 461 00:14:58,418 --> 00:14:59,985 Sorry, sorry, I just got hot for a second. 462 00:15:00,159 --> 00:15:02,030 Mostly I'm really cold and wet. 463 00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:03,684 [faint cheering, drums beating]Wait, wait, did you guys hear that? 464 00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:04,686 GENE: Did you fart? 465 00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:06,948 No. Yes, but it was silent. 466 00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:08,645 [gasp] I think it's the parade! 467 00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:10,212 It's definitely a parade. 468 00:15:10,386 --> 00:15:11,301 Oh, my God, I hear it, too. 469 00:15:11,475 --> 00:15:12,606 Look! 470 00:15:12,780 --> 00:15:13,563 LINDA: Up there to the right. 471 00:15:13,738 --> 00:15:14,783 Freaky parade people! 472 00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:16,219 Butts! I see butts! 473 00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:17,524 Teddy, we've got a right turn coming up. 474 00:15:17,698 --> 00:15:19,265 We're gonna get back on route, 475 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,658 we're gonna give the judges burgers before pizza, 476 00:15:21,832 --> 00:15:24,052 and we're gonna get that fifth place prize money! 477 00:15:24,226 --> 00:15:26,186 [laughs] I knew you could do it, Bob! 478 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,187 I never lost faith in you. 479 00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:30,668 Oh, come on, the road is blocked? 480 00:15:30,841 --> 00:15:32,756 Teddy, stop the float. 481 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,716 Ah, I knew we'd never make it. 482 00:15:34,889 --> 00:15:36,413 We'll just have to put this thing in reverse 483 00:15:36,586 --> 00:15:38,676 and go until we can get back onto the route somehow. 484 00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:40,548 I thought this thing doesn't go in reverse. 485 00:15:40,721 --> 00:15:44,421 It doesn't, but we could all hop off and push it backwards... 486 00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:47,206 No, Bob, let's not drive anymore, please. 487 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,383 Lin, but I think we're close to the finish. 488 00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:50,687 Bob, why don't we leave the float here 489 00:15:50,861 --> 00:15:52,298 and walk the rest of the way? 490 00:15:52,472 --> 00:15:54,082 We'll come back later and pick it up. What? 491 00:15:54,256 --> 00:15:56,085 Come on, Bob, don't you want to have a little fun 492 00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:57,607 before this whole thing is over? 493 00:15:57,782 --> 00:16:00,524 This parade is not about having fun, Lin. 494 00:16:00,697 --> 00:16:02,308 No. Of course not. 495 00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:05,572 Well, I want to have a good time. 496 00:16:05,746 --> 00:16:07,443 Come on, Bob. No. 497 00:16:07,618 --> 00:16:09,272 I'm getting this thing to the finish line before Pesto. 498 00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:10,620 You guys can walk if you want. 499 00:16:10,794 --> 00:16:12,274 Okay. What do you say, kids? 500 00:16:12,448 --> 00:16:13,754 You want to walk the rest of the way 501 00:16:13,928 --> 00:16:15,408 with your mom and all the freaky people? 502 00:16:15,582 --> 00:16:16,583 Freak yes, I do. 503 00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:18,106 Let's go. Let's do this. 504 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:19,890 All right, Bob, we'll see you at the beach. 505 00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:22,110 Kids, let's go get weird. 506 00:16:22,284 --> 00:16:23,591 Wow. You chose me over your family. 507 00:16:23,764 --> 00:16:25,027 That's not what happened, Teddy. 508 00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:26,506 I'm on it, Bobby. 509 00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:27,899 Okay, we just have to find another way 510 00:16:28,073 --> 00:16:28,988 back to the parade route. 511 00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:30,727 I think we can still beat Jimmy. 512 00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:32,947 And... there he is. 513 00:16:33,121 --> 00:16:35,820 JIMMY: Hey! Is there a parade on that street, too, Bob? 514 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,432 [chuckles] A bad one? Uh, zoom! 515 00:16:38,605 --> 00:16:40,259 Damn it. It's over. 516 00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:41,870 Wait. What if we ram the barricades? 517 00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:43,088 Excuse me? 518 00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:44,480 We floor it, hold on tight 519 00:16:44,654 --> 00:16:45,961 and burst right through. 520 00:16:46,134 --> 00:16:48,136 Papier-mâché float, solid barricade. 521 00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:49,485 Let's do it. 522 00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:52,533 The coast is clear, Teddy. We're ready. 523 00:16:52,706 --> 00:16:54,100 Here we go! 524 00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:56,624 [engine revving, tires screeching] 525 00:16:57,928 --> 00:16:59,105 [yelling] 526 00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:02,933 Yes! Oh, the burgers. 527 00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:05,807 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 528 00:17:05,980 --> 00:17:09,984 [coughing] 529 00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:12,030 Is my ass on fire? 530 00:17:12,204 --> 00:17:14,903 Be honest.A little bit, Teddy. A little bit. 531 00:17:16,991 --> 00:17:19,472 Anything?TEDDY: Nothing. 532 00:17:19,646 --> 00:17:20,996 Well, we lost. 533 00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:22,127 Pesto beat us. 534 00:17:22,301 --> 00:17:23,999 Judges are, like, 50 yards away 535 00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:25,957 eating his horrible pizza. 536 00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:28,525 We can't even finish and we're so close to the end. 537 00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:30,483 [sighs] I mean, when you say it out loud 538 00:17:30,657 --> 00:17:31,833 all at once, it makes it sound bad. 539 00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:33,095 Stereo still works. 540 00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:34,443 Want to listen to Linda's tape? 541 00:17:34,617 --> 00:17:35,489 [sighs] Not really. 542 00:17:35,663 --> 00:17:36,968 Oh. I already pressed play. 543 00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:39,666 Parade puddles!Paradles! 544 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:43,192 Uh, I'm not sure this is all water... Eh, it's fine. 545 00:17:43,365 --> 00:17:44,888 You don't know what you're missing up there! 546 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,326 Come down here and splash. 547 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,153 Oh, you're not wearing any underwear. 548 00:17:48,327 --> 00:17:49,807 ♪ Just when I thought♪ 549 00:17:49,980 --> 00:17:52,201 ♪ I was lost and washed out♪ 550 00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:56,075 ♪ Someone reminded me what it was all about...♪ 551 00:17:56,249 --> 00:17:59,817 Look at those guys, just sloppin' around in puddles. 552 00:17:59,990 --> 00:18:02,037 BOB: They do look like they're having a good time. 553 00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:05,387 ♪ Ah, ah, yeah...♪ 554 00:18:05,561 --> 00:18:08,695 [sighs] I guess I haven't been very fun today. 555 00:18:08,869 --> 00:18:11,220 Yeah, but this really isn't your scene.What do you mean? 556 00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:13,353 It's just-- those people are really fun. 557 00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:15,094 Look at 'em. They're free spirits. 558 00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:17,356 Maybe I have been a little grumpy. 559 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,315 Come on, we're here for the cash prize. 560 00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:21,011 That's what matters here: the money. 561 00:18:21,186 --> 00:18:22,665 What, do we have to live life to the fullest 562 00:18:22,839 --> 00:18:24,364 at this particular parade? 563 00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:26,105 No. We're here on a job. 564 00:18:26,278 --> 00:18:28,411 [sighs] Oh, my God. What is wrong with me? 565 00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:30,500 Ah, the beat's about to kick in. 566 00:18:30,673 --> 00:18:34,025 You know what? Turn it up. 567 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,723 ♪ ♪ 568 00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:40,336 Teddy! Unzip my pickle! 569 00:18:40,509 --> 00:18:42,556 Unzipping your pickle, Bobby. 570 00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:44,731 Is that Bob? 571 00:18:44,905 --> 00:18:46,951 [gasps] He's playing "Hot Pants Rain Dance"! 572 00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:50,606 It's like a fun, wet, almost naked version of Dad. 573 00:18:50,780 --> 00:18:53,567 Disco? I'll go. 574 00:18:53,740 --> 00:18:55,568 I'm dancing! I'm having fun! 575 00:18:55,742 --> 00:18:57,396 Hey, kids! I took my clothes off! 576 00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:58,397 TINA: Go, Dad! 577 00:18:58,572 --> 00:18:59,789 Shake what Grandpa gave you! 578 00:18:59,963 --> 00:19:01,314 But maybe not like that! 579 00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:03,750 Lin, I'm sorry I was such a jerk today. 580 00:19:03,924 --> 00:19:05,970 I let Pesto get the best of me. 581 00:19:06,144 --> 00:19:08,364 But I love Bog to Beach now! 582 00:19:08,538 --> 00:19:10,410 I totally get it! [whoops] 583 00:19:10,584 --> 00:19:13,413 Oh, I forgive you, my little floatstest with the mostest! 584 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,414 Hey, get up here. It's your song. 585 00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:16,938 Kids! Come on! 586 00:19:17,112 --> 00:19:19,722 What happened? Why'd you stop your float here? 587 00:19:19,896 --> 00:19:21,550 We broke down. We're stuck. 588 00:19:21,724 --> 00:19:23,204 We were trying to get to the judges. 589 00:19:23,378 --> 00:19:24,771 We could push you. 590 00:19:24,945 --> 00:19:26,990 Or someone could push you. Guys? 591 00:19:27,165 --> 00:19:29,342 Let's motorboat this float. 592 00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:30,778 TEDDY [singing along]: ♪ Hot pants rain dance!♪ 593 00:19:30,951 --> 00:19:32,432 ♪ Da-da, doo-doo, rain♪ 594 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:35,652 ♪ I don't know the words.♪ 595 00:19:35,826 --> 00:19:37,653 Get down from there, Jimmy Jr.! 596 00:19:37,827 --> 00:19:39,787 No, Dad! I'm dancing! 597 00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:41,135 [whoops] 598 00:19:41,309 --> 00:19:43,747 Hey. Sorry about earlier, Tina. 599 00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:45,314 I shouldn't have messed up your float. 600 00:19:45,488 --> 00:19:46,836 That was not cool. 601 00:19:47,010 --> 00:19:49,144 It's okay. Sorry I shot you with a shirt, 602 00:19:49,317 --> 00:19:52,278 and that you crumpled up into a little ball on the ground 603 00:19:52,451 --> 00:19:54,627 and looked really weak and fragile. 604 00:19:54,801 --> 00:19:57,239 Uh, okay, uh, it really hurt. 605 00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:58,980 Should we have make-up dance? 606 00:19:59,153 --> 00:20:00,589 Yeah![hooting and hollering] 607 00:20:00,763 --> 00:20:02,461 ♪ So hot your pants on fire...♪ 608 00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:04,289 ♪ ♪ 609 00:20:04,463 --> 00:20:06,596 Well, we were just about to give the prize for fifth place 610 00:20:06,769 --> 00:20:08,903 to the guy who gave me this wet pizza, 611 00:20:09,076 --> 00:20:12,340 but The Bear Trap just rolled in here and stole our hearts! 612 00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:14,691 Ladies and gentlemen, fifth place prize 613 00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:16,388 is The Bear Trap! 614 00:20:16,563 --> 00:20:18,694 [gasps] Bobby, that's us! We're The Bear Trap! 615 00:20:18,868 --> 00:20:20,914 Yes! We won fifth place! 616 00:20:21,088 --> 00:20:22,176 ALL: Yay! 617 00:20:22,351 --> 00:20:24,134 What? We were robbed. 618 00:20:24,309 --> 00:20:26,398 I don't know, man. That was amazing. 619 00:20:26,573 --> 00:20:29,357 They came across the line and people started dancing. 620 00:20:29,531 --> 00:20:30,968 It felt bigger than all of this. 621 00:20:31,142 --> 00:20:31,969 Oh, would you just shut up. 622 00:20:32,143 --> 00:20:34,319 All right! Mwah! 623 00:20:34,493 --> 00:20:36,017 So I, uh, I wonder what it's gonna cost 624 00:20:36,191 --> 00:20:37,539 to fix this float up, huh? 625 00:20:37,713 --> 00:20:38,846 Bob? Not gonna be cheap. 626 00:20:39,019 --> 00:20:40,717 Don't ruin this, Teddy! 627 00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:43,546 ♪ Hot pants rain dance♪ 628 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,287 ♪ Get out there and take a chance♪ 629 00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:47,201 ♪ Hot pants rain dance♪ 630 00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:48,898 ♪ Get out there and shake your pants♪ 631 00:20:49,073 --> 00:20:50,857 ♪ Hot pants rain dance♪ 632 00:20:51,031 --> 00:20:52,685 ♪ Get out there and take a chance♪ 633 00:20:52,859 --> 00:20:54,557 ♪ Hot pants rain dance♪ 634 00:20:54,730 --> 00:20:56,471 ♪ Get out there and shake your pants♪ 635 00:20:56,645 --> 00:20:59,039 ♪ Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah♪ 636 00:21:00,563 --> 00:21:04,045 ♪ Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah♪ 637 00:21:04,219 --> 00:21:06,221 ♪ Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah♪ 638 00:21:07,656 --> 00:21:10,834 ♪ Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah♪ 639 00:21:11,008 --> 00:21:12,357 ♪ Hot pants rain dance♪ 640 00:21:12,531 --> 00:21:13,968 ♪ Get out there and take...♪ 641 00:21:14,142 --> 00:21:15,883 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH