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♪ ♪

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[panting]

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Did you get it?
Linda, did you get it?

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Ha, I got it! [whoops]

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Yes!
What are you, uh... what are
you guys talking about?

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The bake sale! The
Wagstaff School Bake Sale.

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What am I talking about.
Oh, right.

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[sighs]
You-you know about that?

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Yeah. Linda told me about it.

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She ran it three years ago,
and Colleen Caviello tanked it

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to make Linda look bad.

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Yeah. She went behind my back
and told everyone

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to bring banana bread.

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So we had nothing but banana bread.

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BOB; Oh, right.

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I looked like an idiot.
Y-You did.

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And ever since then,
Colleen's taken it over

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and run that bake sale like
it's her own exclusive club.

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But now it's Linda's turn again!

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Yeah, Mr. Frond called
last night.

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I'm gonna show Mean Colleen
Cavi-smello how it's done.

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So, wait,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Back up. You knew last night?

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Yeah.
And you didn't call me?

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Um...
That's fine.

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I was up thinking about
it, but that's fine.

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Oh. Yeah.
[phone rings]

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Bob's Burgers.
This is Linda.

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Mr. Frond! You must be
calling about the bake sale!

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I was thinking we
could do a theme,

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like Masquerade
or Vegas, Baby!

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Oh, no! Okay. One of us
will be right there.

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Louise is in
big trouble,

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and one of us has to
go down to the office.

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Oh. Okay. You?

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Yeah, me. I just
got the bake sale.

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I am not gonna lose it because
one of our kids is a delinquent.

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Right.

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You've worked too hard, Linda!
You've come too far.

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Do not lose this!Okay, okay. I'm not.

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Don't lose it!

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I'm not!Where's your keys?

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You have everything?
Where's your purse?Oh, my keys, my keys.

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Oh, my God. My-my purse. Ugh.Okay. Wait, wait, wait!
Let me fix your hair. Hold on.

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I got to go!
I got to go!

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Okay, okay. Go!

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FROND: Are you familiar with

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in-school suspension,
Linda?

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Uh, is it like
you're suspended

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but you stay at school?Mm, not exactly.

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It's... Yes,
that's basically it.

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We've found that regular
suspension was like a day off

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for the children,
whereas in-school suspension

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is more punitive
and educational.

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They sit alone in a room,
supervised by me,

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and write an essay
on what they did wrong.

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What did Louise do wrong?

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She pulled down

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a boy's pants,

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exposing his underpants.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I only did it because

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Timmy and Scott O'Brien took Pocket Sized Rudy's lunch

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and wouldn't give it back.

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He's so little. He needs to eat.

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And no one else
was helping.
Oh.

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Knowing the O'Brien brothers,
that's probably true, Louise,

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but...
Thank you!

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Am I a hero?
I don't know.

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But Wagstaff has a zero
tolerance pantsing policy.

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We're part of
a national program

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called No Pants
Pulled Off Behinds.

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Your actions
were not appropriate.

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[groans]

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Well, sounds like she was
trying to help another kid.

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Yes! I was!

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Linda, zero tolerance means
zero tolerance.

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Not some tolerance.
Are we not on the same page?

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Oh! Uh, no, same page.
Absolutely.

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We're gonna be working together
on that bake sale,

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and now this whole thing
happens, you know?

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What a crazy world.

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Mm. Yes, the bake sale.

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It's nice that you stuck up
for the little guy, Louise,

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but what you did was wrong.
Real wrong.

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Great. Thanks, Mom.

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I just need you to sign
this permission slip

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acknowledging Louise will spend
the rest of the day

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in in-school suspension

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and that you will come
pick her up after school.

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That's what you get for
sticking your neck out

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and doing the right thing.
I'll just keep my head down

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and mind my own business.Hmm.

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[groans]
Shoot. I completely forgot.

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I have to take my mother
to the podiatrist.

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She has six ingrown toenails.

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On one foot.[gags]

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Ooh, she sounds nice.

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Anyway, we can ask
Ms. Schnur to supervise Louise.

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I'm sure she'll agree.

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No.Please, Ms. Schnur.

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I wouldn't ask
if it weren't an emergency.

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I'm busy today. I'm looking up
how every celebrity looks

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without makeup.Come on.

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You can see the door
from your desk.

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All you have to do is make sure
no one goes in or out.

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Ugh, fine.

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Thank you. You really are
the best person for the job.

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I know. I'm like that guard
in Shawshank Redemption.

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Nothing gets by me.

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Have you seen Shawshank Redemption?

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Not all the way
through. No spoilers!

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Okay. And, Louise,
any funny business

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and you'll get in-school
suspension for a week.

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[sighs]
Never helping anyone again.

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Okay, I'm, uh,
gonna take Louise in there

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to give her one last good
talking-to before I go.

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Good. All right.

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I'm off to the podiatrist,
Dr. Cornsander.

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[laughing]

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Just kidding. It's... His name
is Dr. Hand, ironically.

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Uh, uh...
Okay, I'm leaving.

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What you did was
very bad, Louise!

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And I want you to put
it all in your essay!

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Why are you yelling?There are rules, Louise!

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And you got to learn
to follow 'em!

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What are you doing?

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[whispers]:
You'll see. Just be quiet.

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[loud thud]

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Uh, I just tripped over...
two chairs and a...

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and a desk! And that's
what made that loud sound!

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Now get out some paper
and start writing, Miss Missy!

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[whispering]: I'm gonna
lower you out the window.

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Leave your stuff here
and meet me at the car.

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I don't want to talk
you out of anything,

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but why are you
doing this?

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[strained]: You did
something nice for someone.

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Now I want to... [grunts]
do something nice for you.

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LOUISE:
Wait, wait, wait, wait!

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Ow.
Sorry.

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LINDA: Go to the car.This is crazy.

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Go. Go, go, go.

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And we'll talk more
about this after school.

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Did you hear
any of that?

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I hope I wasn't
too hard on her.

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Anyway, she's in there
really learning her lesson,

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and you won't hear
a peep out of her.

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Good. I hate hearing peeps.

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[engine starts]

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We clear?
Ah!
[tire screech]

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Louise!
You scared me!

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What are you-- Oh, right,
yeah, this was my idea.

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Yeah, and what exactly is
the idea? What are we doing?

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Well, listen, what
you did was wrong.

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Yeah, everybody
made that pretty clear.

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But I don't want you
getting the idea

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that helping people
isn't worth it, Louise,

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'cause it is,
it is worth it.

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So, come on, give me your hand.
Look at me, give me your hand.

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Okay.

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So, my genius mom plan
is to reward you

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for the good part
of what you did

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by taking you out
for ice cream.

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Keep talking.

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Then we'll pop you
back in the window,

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and you can write your essay
and no one will be the wiser.

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Or we could blow off
the whole essay thing,

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keep driving
and start new lives in Boca.

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My hair? In Boca?

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What are you--
in that humidity?

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What are you kidding me?

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[doorbells jingle]

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All right, Bob's
Burgers, we made it.

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We must be the first.

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Hi, welcome. "The first"?

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Oh, yeah, there's a
bunch of us coming here.

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This is our
meeting point.

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Your meeting point? A-Are you
just meeting or also eating?

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All of it. We dropped some of
our group on the way here,

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but they'll show up.

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Eventually.
[laughs]

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Ha! Eventually.

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Right?

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"The Glory Glory
Jalapeño Burger."

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Sounds perfect.

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Two Burgers of
the Day, please.You got it.

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Does that come
with cheese?Uh, yeah.

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All right, well,
same here, but no cheese.Okay.

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Two for me, too.

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Oh. You guys are hungry, huh?

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We're burning about 4,000
calories on this ride, so, yeah.

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Yeah, we'll start with two
and then maybe have a third.

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[laughs]Wow.

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It's good to be young, huh?I'm 49.

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Oh, my God, I have to
start working out.

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Yes, you do.

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Oh, boy.
Here are the stragglers.

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Hi. Let me just clear
this booth for you guys,

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and I'll be right back
to take your order.

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Bob, you're swamped.
Let me get that for you.

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What? No.
Teddy, I mean, thanks,

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but don't worry about it.

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Why not? I can't
clear a table?

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It's so very difficult
that only you can do it?

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I'm fine, Teddy. I got it.

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Fine? Okay, it's fine.

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Okay.It's fine! I got it!

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Okay, great!

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So can you get me
some more coffee

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when you get
a chance?!

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Sorry about him.

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No, I'm fine,
I'm fine. I'm fine.

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BOB: Oh, boy.

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[quietly]:
Louise, are you in there?

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We heard from
Regular Sized Rudy

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who heard from
Pocket Sized Rudy

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that you got
in-school suspension.

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It's us, Tina and Gene.
This is Tina.

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No answer.
I'm going in.

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Gene, no. If we get caught
going in there,

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we'll get suspended, too.

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It happened to Jimmy Jr.
when he tried to talk to Zeke.

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It's true.So courageous.

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So now whenever
Zeke's suspended,

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I just pass him notes.

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Those notes really
lifted my spirits, J-Ju!

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Get over here!
I got to tell you!
Ow, Zeke!

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I appreciate it!
[grunts]
Ow. Ah!

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I appreciate
the hell out it!

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[groaning] Zeke.
Come on,
I appreciate you!

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[Zeke grunting,
Jimmy Jr. coughs]Hey!

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GENE: Ah!Get away from there.

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No talking to the suspendee.

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Stay strong,
Louise, bye.

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'Sup, girl?

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What's up, Zeke? New shorts?

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[laughs] Yeah.

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All right, go to class.

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All right. Bye!Bye.

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You know, I used to
get into trouble

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for sticking up
for my friends.

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You did?
Uh-huh.

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I pantsed a guy, too.

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Yeah, Kenny Kotarski.

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He was making fun of
Vicki Tufo's forehead.

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She had an
enormous forehead.

246
00:08:19,716 --> 00:08:20,803
Like scary big.

247
00:08:20,978 --> 00:08:22,283
Anyway, I even
got his underwear.

248
00:08:22,457 --> 00:08:23,589
Everyone saw
everything.

249
00:08:23,764 --> 00:08:24,894
[laughs]:
What?

250
00:08:25,069 --> 00:08:26,896
Mom. What other
bad stuff did you do?

251
00:08:27,071 --> 00:08:28,550
One time, me and
your Aunt Gayle

252
00:08:28,725 --> 00:08:30,292
filled up a bunch
of water balloons,

253
00:08:30,466 --> 00:08:32,120
and we went in the bathroom
and threw them at the girls

254
00:08:32,293 --> 00:08:33,556
that were pooping.

255
00:08:33,730 --> 00:08:35,644
Wait, who were you
sticking up for?

256
00:08:35,818 --> 00:08:37,778
Oh. Well, I mean,
they were mean girls.

257
00:08:37,951 --> 00:08:39,301
They were, they were
mean pooping girls.

258
00:08:39,475 --> 00:08:40,998
Hey, aren't you supposed
to be at the restaurant?

259
00:08:41,172 --> 00:08:42,609
Don't you work there?

260
00:08:42,783 --> 00:08:44,393
Oh, what, like we're
getting a big rush today?

261
00:08:44,567 --> 00:08:45,828
[laughs]

262
00:08:46,003 --> 00:08:48,615
[doorbells jingle, busy chatter]

263
00:08:48,788 --> 00:08:50,355
I like those... outfits.

264
00:08:50,529 --> 00:08:52,662
Thanks.I put on spandex once.

265
00:08:52,836 --> 00:08:54,446
I couldn't get it
off for a week.Uh-huh.

266
00:08:54,620 --> 00:08:56,274
Yeah.
Went to the E.R.

267
00:08:56,447 --> 00:08:57,971
Doctor said if I was
even five minutes later,

268
00:08:58,145 --> 00:08:59,581
I would've lost a foot.

269
00:08:59,755 --> 00:09:00,844
That was a fun Easter.

270
00:09:01,018 --> 00:09:02,498
Here you go.
Uh, sorry for the wait.

271
00:09:02,672 --> 00:09:04,369
Hey, can we get another
round of beer, too?

272
00:09:04,543 --> 00:09:06,197
And more fries?
Like a butt-load?Yup.

273
00:09:06,370 --> 00:09:08,460
That'll be just a minute.
I'm-I'm by myself right now.

274
00:09:08,634 --> 00:09:10,375
I mean, my wife should be here.

275
00:09:10,549 --> 00:09:12,725
I have a wife,
she's just not here.She's real, though.

276
00:09:12,899 --> 00:09:15,466
This is making me sound like
I don't have a wife. I do.

277
00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:16,817
He does,
he definitely does.

278
00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:18,774
And I do, too.Teddy, stop it.

279
00:09:18,948 --> 00:09:20,428
Yeah, her name is
Karen McGillicuddy.

280
00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:21,429
Oh, God.

281
00:09:21,604 --> 00:09:22,299
[doorbells jingle]

282
00:09:22,474 --> 00:09:23,605
Hi, uh, have a seat.

283
00:09:23,779 --> 00:09:25,129
I'll be right with you.

284
00:09:25,302 --> 00:09:26,956
Where is Linda?

285
00:09:30,221 --> 00:09:31,527
Oh, God help me.

286
00:09:31,701 --> 00:09:34,312
Eh? Eh?
Teddy, I could
actually use a hand.

287
00:09:34,485 --> 00:09:35,879
Yeah! You won't
regret this!

288
00:09:36,052 --> 00:09:37,533
You will not regret it!
Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!

289
00:09:37,706 --> 00:09:39,840
[laughs]
I am in. I am ready.

290
00:09:40,014 --> 00:09:41,275
Give me a thing
to put on.

291
00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:42,451
Uh, right?

292
00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:43,669
Oh, here's
Linda's, right?

293
00:09:43,844 --> 00:09:45,585
Okay, I'm already
regretting this.

294
00:09:45,759 --> 00:09:48,674
But I think you have to take the
orders while I make everything.

295
00:09:48,849 --> 00:09:50,153
I will not let
you down, Bobby.

296
00:09:50,327 --> 00:09:52,374
Hello, and welcome
to Bob's Burgers.

297
00:09:52,548 --> 00:09:54,418
My name's Teddy and I'll
be your server today.

298
00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:55,855
Can I start you with
some appetizers?

299
00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:57,857
Any dietary restrictions
I should know about

300
00:09:58,032 --> 00:09:59,510
before we get going here?Teddy, Teddy, Teddy.

301
00:09:59,686 --> 00:10:00,990
Huh? Too much?Yes, dial it back.

302
00:10:01,164 --> 00:10:02,514
I'll try.

303
00:10:02,688 --> 00:10:04,865
Any birthdays? Anyone
celebrating a birthday?

304
00:10:06,388 --> 00:10:07,693
So you wrote her
a note, too?

305
00:10:07,868 --> 00:10:09,216
Big-time.What does yours say?

306
00:10:09,390 --> 00:10:10,653
It says, "How ya doing
in there, kiddo?"

307
00:10:10,826 --> 00:10:11,871
But then
I scratched out "kiddo."

308
00:10:12,046 --> 00:10:13,568
It felt forced.Mine's a picture

309
00:10:13,743 --> 00:10:15,265
of that angry hot dog
I've been drawing lately.

310
00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:16,876
Zeke, Jimmy Jr.,
what's the best way

311
00:10:17,051 --> 00:10:18,399
to slide these notes
under the door?

312
00:10:18,573 --> 00:10:20,053
Here, let me do it.

313
00:10:20,227 --> 00:10:21,359
[grunts]

314
00:10:21,533 --> 00:10:23,057
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

315
00:10:23,230 --> 00:10:24,927
J-Ju can get them
right under the desk.

316
00:10:25,101 --> 00:10:26,581
Well, I've had
a lot of practice.

317
00:10:26,755 --> 00:10:29,105
'Cause I have a problem with
impulse control. [laughs]

318
00:10:29,279 --> 00:10:31,195
Ha-cha!ZEKE: And then I'd read it,

319
00:10:31,369 --> 00:10:33,067
write back, and
slide it right under.

320
00:10:34,371 --> 00:10:36,678
And slide it back under.

321
00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:39,463
Huh. Come on!

322
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,727
Yeah, Zeke definitely would've
written back by now.

323
00:10:41,902 --> 00:10:43,511
Well, maybe she just
didn't see them?

324
00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:44,730
Or maybe she hates us.

325
00:10:44,904 --> 00:10:46,645
She resents us
for our freedom.

326
00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:49,474
I told you kids,
stay away from that door!

327
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,302
Are we by this door? Oh, we are.

328
00:10:51,475 --> 00:10:52,782
[chuckles] We were just walking.

329
00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:54,349
And we're still walking. Bye.

330
00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:55,219
Mm.

331
00:10:55,393 --> 00:10:56,567
Poor Louise.

332
00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:58,918
Yeah. She must be having
the worst day.

333
00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:02,052
[both laugh, sigh]

334
00:11:02,225 --> 00:11:03,619
You're all right, Louise.

335
00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:05,751
I don't care
what anyone else says.

336
00:11:05,926 --> 00:11:07,841
Back at ya.
This has been fun.

337
00:11:08,014 --> 00:11:09,798
Let's do it again
sometime. Can I call you?

338
00:11:09,972 --> 00:11:11,932
I took a magazine
from the waiting room.

339
00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:13,062
Did you?

340
00:11:13,236 --> 00:11:14,369
What?[screams, tires screech]

341
00:11:15,630 --> 00:11:17,764
Fine, I'll mail it
back to them.
Not that.

342
00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:20,767
[horn honking]

343
00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:21,985
He's honking at you.

344
00:11:22,158 --> 00:11:23,595
I know, Mother.

345
00:11:23,769 --> 00:11:25,596
Oh, no, Mr. Frond.
What? Where?

346
00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:26,990
He's right there
in his car.

347
00:11:27,163 --> 00:11:28,296
[man humming]

348
00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:29,384
[honking continues]

349
00:11:30,601 --> 00:11:31,559
[gasps] Did he see us?

350
00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:32,648
I don't know,
I don't know.

351
00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:33,779
Let's go!

352
00:11:33,953 --> 00:11:34,780
[horn honking]

353
00:11:34,955 --> 00:11:36,129
I got to go.

354
00:11:36,303 --> 00:11:38,784
I got a meeting with
the city council...!

355
00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:40,307
Oh, in there.
LOUISE: Yes.

356
00:11:40,481 --> 00:11:41,961
LINDA:
Ooh, cotton candy.

357
00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:43,745
Mom, no,
we're hiding!
Right, right, right.

358
00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:52,145
LINDA: Oh, don't
come in here,

359
00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:53,974
don't come in here,
don't come in here.

360
00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:55,105
Ah, nuts,
he came in here.

361
00:11:55,278 --> 00:11:56,105
[groans]:
Oh.

362
00:11:56,279 --> 00:11:57,193
Where are we going?

363
00:11:57,368 --> 00:11:58,673
I think I saw a truant student,

364
00:11:58,847 --> 00:12:00,457
and I'm not letting her
get away.

365
00:12:00,631 --> 00:12:02,764
Oh, a chase. Fun.

366
00:12:02,938 --> 00:12:04,418
Put on the siren.

367
00:12:04,592 --> 00:12:06,508
[imitating siren]

368
00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:08,162
Mother.What?

369
00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:10,730
You want to win a goldfish?
Three shots for a dollar.

370
00:12:10,903 --> 00:12:13,210
No. Wait, maybe.
No, no, no, thank you.

371
00:12:13,384 --> 00:12:14,864
Oh, boy. This is bad.

372
00:12:15,038 --> 00:12:16,996
I'm gonna get at least
a week's suspension.

373
00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:18,649
I know,
and if he sees me,

374
00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:20,347
I can kiss
the bake sale good-bye.

375
00:12:20,522 --> 00:12:22,524
Crap, that's right.
Yeah.

376
00:12:22,697 --> 00:12:24,307
You want to just take one
look at these goldfish?

377
00:12:24,481 --> 00:12:25,614
They're not all dead.

378
00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:27,311
See, that guy's
wiggling a little bit.

379
00:12:27,485 --> 00:12:29,009
He's got some
fight in him, huh?

380
00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:31,359
Aw, I love him.
Little wiggler.

381
00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:33,360
Frond's coming this way;
we got to go in deeper.

382
00:12:33,534 --> 00:12:35,493
[Frond's mom
imitating siren]

383
00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:40,976
Uh, can I get
extra jalapeños on that?

384
00:12:41,150 --> 00:12:42,630
You got it.

385
00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:44,850
Two more Burgers of the Day--
extra jalapeños, buddy!

386
00:12:45,024 --> 00:12:48,115
Shoot. Oh, no,
I forget who these go to.

387
00:12:48,288 --> 00:12:49,769
Uh...

388
00:12:49,942 --> 00:12:51,161
D-Didn't you write down
a table number or anything?

389
00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:53,250
No, no, no, I got my own system.

390
00:12:53,423 --> 00:12:54,556
I associate something
with their order,

391
00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:56,427
and then
I make a rhyme out of it.

392
00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:59,386
What?
"The guy with brown hair
wants it medium rare."

393
00:12:59,561 --> 00:13:02,693
"The guy with sunglasses
wants extra cheese." Uh...

394
00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:04,260
That one
doesn't rhyme.

395
00:13:04,434 --> 00:13:06,263
They can't all rhyme!
I'm doing all this stuff,

396
00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:08,744
and then I'm trying to come up
with these rhymes-- it's hard.

397
00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:11,442
You can just write down the
table numbers, Teddy, or...[grumbles]

398
00:13:11,615 --> 00:13:14,270
No, no, uh, it's too late now,
Bob. We're in the weeds.

399
00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:16,796
Okay, who had a plain hamburger?
Wait, I remember.

400
00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:19,058
"The guy who wants it plain
was kind of a pain."

401
00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:20,755
That's you, sir, right?

402
00:13:20,929 --> 00:13:23,715
No, it's the guy who looks
like a weird David Blaine.

403
00:13:23,889 --> 00:13:25,065
Where's he?

404
00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:26,717
GENE: I drew another

405
00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:28,590
angry hot dog. This
time, he's at the beach,

406
00:13:28,764 --> 00:13:30,418
and he's furious at a whale.

407
00:13:30,591 --> 00:13:32,072
I wrote her
an inspirational haiku.

408
00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:33,551
"Hang in there, Louise.

409
00:13:33,725 --> 00:13:35,075
I know it's tough right now,
but things are--"

410
00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:36,423
Oh, wait, that's not a haiku.

411
00:13:36,597 --> 00:13:39,253
Uh-oh. They put a
guard on the door.

412
00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:41,081
I'll try to distract him
while you slip the notes under.

413
00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:42,778
Hey, Mr. Branca...

414
00:13:42,951 --> 00:13:44,735
No, no, no, no, no, keep moving.Damn.

415
00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:46,216
Ms. Schnur had to
use the restroom

416
00:13:46,389 --> 00:13:47,609
and told me to watch this door.

417
00:13:47,783 --> 00:13:49,044
No one in,
no one out.

418
00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:50,264
Shoot.
[growls]

419
00:13:50,437 --> 00:13:52,395
But if two cool
kids had notes

420
00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:53,658
or pictures of
funny foods,

421
00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:55,616
I might look up
here for a second,

422
00:13:55,790 --> 00:13:58,097
and they could slide them under
the door without anyone seeing.

423
00:13:58,272 --> 00:13:59,750
Looking up, up,
up, up, up...

424
00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:02,144
Well, how do we know if
that's our situation?

425
00:14:02,318 --> 00:14:04,321
Gene, I think
that is our situation.

426
00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:06,758
Did I say "cool kids"?
Let's say slow kids.

427
00:14:06,932 --> 00:14:07,889
[gasps]
That's us!

428
00:14:08,063 --> 00:14:08,890
Could you look
up again?

429
00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:09,892
Looking up...

430
00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:10,893
Thanks, Mr. Branca.

431
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:12,111
I don't know you!

432
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,592
[bell dings]

433
00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:17,812
Whoa, whoa. Uh-oh.
Knocked some peppers out.

434
00:14:17,986 --> 00:14:19,249
I'm just gonna
poke 'em back in.

435
00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:21,163
No, no, no, no, Teddy,
don't poke the food.

436
00:14:21,337 --> 00:14:22,948
Ah, shh, shh, shh. I'm just
sticking 'em back in here.

437
00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:24,601
Get in there, guys.
What are you doing?
No, Teddy.

438
00:14:24,775 --> 00:14:26,386
Get back in there, come on.I don't even know if

439
00:14:26,561 --> 00:14:27,866
you washed your hands; you
shouldn't be touching the food.

440
00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:29,519
Washed my hands?
I'm not a surgeon, Bobby.

441
00:14:29,693 --> 00:14:31,000
We only have a
few more orders.

442
00:14:31,173 --> 00:14:32,827
Just keep it together
for a little bit longer.

443
00:14:33,001 --> 00:14:34,655
God, you are
really sweating.

444
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:36,091
Yeah, I'm dripping a little.

445
00:14:36,265 --> 00:14:37,832
Not in the food. Much.

446
00:14:38,006 --> 00:14:39,835
[yells] My eyes!

447
00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:41,140
What? What,
what? What?
My eyes!

448
00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:42,881
Oh, I got jalapeño in my eyes!

449
00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:44,621
Where's your emergency
eyewash station?

450
00:14:44,796 --> 00:14:46,798
What? We don't have
an emergency eyewash station.

451
00:14:46,972 --> 00:14:48,365
Oh, Princess Wash-Your-Hands

452
00:14:48,538 --> 00:14:50,192
doesn't have an emergency
eyewash station?!

453
00:14:50,366 --> 00:14:52,543
I can't see, Bob!
What am I supposed to do now?

454
00:14:52,716 --> 00:14:54,676
[yells]
Just let me
take those out.

455
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:56,721
Ah, no, wait. Bob!

456
00:14:56,895 --> 00:14:58,854
Uh, my other senses
are coming up.

457
00:14:59,028 --> 00:15:01,160
Stay on the grill.
I can do this.

458
00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:03,206
I'm more alive now
than I've ever been before.

459
00:15:03,379 --> 00:15:05,339
BOB: Oh, boy.Who had extra jalapenos?

460
00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:07,514
I can't see you.
Use your voice.

461
00:15:07,688 --> 00:15:08,645
I'll remember
your voice.

462
00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:10,169
Everyone say something!

463
00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:11,214
Oh, my God.

464
00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:12,736
[Linda and Louise panting]

465
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:16,176
This is crazy.
He's closing in on us.

466
00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:17,524
Can he smell us?

467
00:15:17,698 --> 00:15:18,874
[sniffs] I can. Whew.

468
00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:20,701
LOUISE: And he's between
us and the exit.

469
00:15:20,875 --> 00:15:21,921
I mean,
we're trapped in here.

470
00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:23,356
Should we just
jump into the ocean?

471
00:15:23,530 --> 00:15:24,706
And end it all? Maybe.

472
00:15:24,879 --> 00:15:26,620
No, swim to shore.

473
00:15:26,794 --> 00:15:27,838
Oh. No, gross.

474
00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:29,363
So what should we do?

475
00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:31,234
[groans] I can't believe
I got us into this mess.

476
00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:32,582
Yeah, exactly.

477
00:15:32,756 --> 00:15:33,932
This is what
I've been saying!

478
00:15:34,106 --> 00:15:36,152
You tried to do
something nice for me,

479
00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:37,761
and it bit you in the ass.

480
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,198
You're gonna lose
the bake sale.

481
00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:42,201
This is why you shouldn't
help people ever!

482
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:43,899
No! You listen to me.

483
00:15:44,072 --> 00:15:45,856
You're a good person,
Louise, and so am I.

484
00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:47,033
And good people
do what's right

485
00:15:47,206 --> 00:15:48,730
even if it bites
them in the ass.

486
00:15:48,903 --> 00:15:49,991
I mean the
you-know-what.

487
00:15:50,165 --> 00:15:51,558
Don't say "ass,"
say "bum."

488
00:15:51,732 --> 00:15:52,734
Listen, here's what
we're gonna do:

489
00:15:52,908 --> 00:15:54,256
we're gonna turn
ourselves in

490
00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:55,911
and I'm gonna tell him
breaking you out of school

491
00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:57,520
was all my idea,
and then

492
00:15:57,695 --> 00:15:59,174
maybe you won't get
suspension for a week.

493
00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:00,567
But what about
the bake sale?

494
00:16:00,741 --> 00:16:02,048
Well, I have
other passions

495
00:16:02,221 --> 00:16:04,092
besides planning an
amazing bake sale

496
00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:05,746
and laughing in
Colleen Caviello's

497
00:16:05,921 --> 00:16:07,052
conventionally
attractive face.

498
00:16:07,226 --> 00:16:08,706
Okay, here's another idea.

499
00:16:08,879 --> 00:16:10,794
We split up
and I run right at him.

500
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,581
I'll find cover where I can,
and I got to get real lucky,

501
00:16:13,754 --> 00:16:15,061
but if I can get past him,

502
00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:17,411
I can get back to school
before he does.

503
00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:19,890
What? No.
You'll definitely get caught.

504
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,893
No, I'll probably
get caught,

505
00:16:22,067 --> 00:16:24,113
but you'll definitely
keep that bake sale.

506
00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:25,854
Nope. No. You're
not doing that. No.

507
00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:27,246
Sure, sure, I-I know.

508
00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:28,769
I'm just, you know,
spitballing.

509
00:16:28,943 --> 00:16:30,076
Just throwing things
out there.

510
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,600
Just trying to solve
this predicament.

511
00:16:32,774 --> 00:16:34,601
Oh, Mom, don't panic,

512
00:16:34,775 --> 00:16:36,255
but is that a bee
in your boobs?

513
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:37,386
A bee in my boobs!

514
00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:39,085
Oh, my boobs! Oh, my God!

515
00:16:39,259 --> 00:16:41,870
Oh! Oh, God!
Oh. What the...?

516
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:43,088
That selfless little stinker.

517
00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:49,878
[panting]

518
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:51,445
Come on, Louise.

519
00:16:51,619 --> 00:16:53,620
Those aren't eagles,
they're seagulls.

520
00:16:53,794 --> 00:16:54,709
FROND'S MOM:
What did I say?

521
00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:55,710
[gasps]

522
00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:56,841
Ah! Oh!

523
00:16:57,015 --> 00:16:58,451
I want to get my face painted.

524
00:16:58,625 --> 00:16:59,931
No, no, no.

525
00:17:00,105 --> 00:17:01,889
We're not here to have fun.
[Louise grunts]

526
00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:03,109
Oh! Oh, my God.

527
00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:05,501
Are you joyless, Phillip?

528
00:17:05,675 --> 00:17:07,634
FROND: Don't start
that again, Mother![Louise gasps]

529
00:17:07,808 --> 00:17:08,635
Excuse me, excuse
me, excuse me!

530
00:17:08,809 --> 00:17:09,941
Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

531
00:17:10,115 --> 00:17:12,291
You never let me
get my face painted.

532
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:13,641
That is just
not true.

533
00:17:16,991 --> 00:17:19,820
Yes! Oh, hey, Mr. Frond.

534
00:17:19,994 --> 00:17:22,779
This must be your mother.
How are you? I'm Linda.

535
00:17:22,953 --> 00:17:24,304
Hello, Linda.

536
00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:26,522
I had six ingrown toenails.

537
00:17:26,696 --> 00:17:28,916
I heard. That
is fascinating.

538
00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:31,267
Linda.
Funny seeing you here.

539
00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:33,138
I thought I saw Louise just now.

540
00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:34,356
Louise?

541
00:17:34,530 --> 00:17:35,750
No, she's at
in-school suspension,

542
00:17:35,923 --> 00:17:37,011
where I left her.

543
00:17:37,185 --> 00:17:38,491
Huh. What are you doing
out here?

544
00:17:38,665 --> 00:17:40,971
Me? I came here, uh,

545
00:17:41,146 --> 00:17:42,365
to get my
face painted.

546
00:17:42,538 --> 00:17:43,932
It's, uh, like
a cheap facial.

547
00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:46,326
See? She knows how to have fun.

548
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,153
I do.
Uh-huh.

549
00:17:48,327 --> 00:17:50,852
Mother, we're stopping by the
school before I take you home.

550
00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:52,157
Sorry.
It's okay.

551
00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:53,897
I'm just happy to be outside.

552
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,378
Wait, wait, wait, wait, I want
to talk about the bake sale.

553
00:17:56,552 --> 00:17:58,163
Uh, I got so many ideas.No, Linda, no, get--

554
00:17:58,337 --> 00:17:59,164
get-get off me!
Um...

555
00:17:59,338 --> 00:18:00,339
Don't pull on my sleeve.

556
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:01,689
No.
What are you doing?

557
00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:02,864
All right, we can
talk on the phone.

558
00:18:03,038 --> 00:18:03,951
O-Okay, yeah, sure.

559
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:06,519
Okay, here I go!
[laughs]

560
00:18:06,693 --> 00:18:08,304
Over to
the face paint booth.

561
00:18:08,478 --> 00:18:09,653
Like I said...
before.

562
00:18:09,826 --> 00:18:10,914
Uh-huh.

563
00:18:11,089 --> 00:18:12,352
Thanks for coming in, you guys.

564
00:18:12,526 --> 00:18:14,396
Are they still here?
Did they leave yet?

565
00:18:14,570 --> 00:18:15,876
Yeah, yeah,
they're gone, Teddy.

566
00:18:16,050 --> 00:18:17,313
Still-still can't
see anything?

567
00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:19,054
Not really, no.
I just see shapes.

568
00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:21,143
But just point me in the
direction of a table,

569
00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:22,578
and I will clear it off.

570
00:18:22,752 --> 00:18:24,364
All right, it's okay, Teddy.
I got it.

571
00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:26,017
Do I get to keep the tips?Yeah.

572
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:27,410
Really?
Sure.

573
00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:28,585
I mean, you might have
less than you think.

574
00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:30,065
Once you started
running around,

575
00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:31,719
blindly slamming
into everybody...

576
00:18:31,893 --> 00:18:32,980
Eh....knocking them
to the ground,

577
00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:34,590
I think
they were all...

578
00:18:34,765 --> 00:18:36,070
We were really clicking there
for a while, huh, pal?

579
00:18:36,244 --> 00:18:37,072
No.
Yeah?

580
00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:38,334
No.We did all right?

581
00:18:38,508 --> 00:18:39,727
Not really, no.Pretty good?

582
00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:41,119
No. Pretty bad.Yeah.

583
00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:42,859
Eh, we were
a real team there, Bobby.

584
00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:44,252
We were not.We were doing it.

585
00:18:44,426 --> 00:18:45,993
We would-- no.Oh, we got after it.

586
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:47,386
We were at odds.Yeah.

587
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:48,387
You know what?

588
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:49,866
As crazy as it sounds,

589
00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:51,739
I could go for
a jalapeño burger right now.

590
00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:53,740
Hey, for you,
coming right up.

591
00:18:53,914 --> 00:18:54,654
TEDDY: All right.

592
00:18:54,828 --> 00:18:56,743
[grunts]

593
00:18:56,917 --> 00:18:58,048
Whoa.

594
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:05,752
[tires screech]

595
00:19:05,926 --> 00:19:07,232
Wait here. I'll
be right back.

596
00:19:07,406 --> 00:19:09,278
Okay, I'll just
count the clouds.

597
00:19:09,451 --> 00:19:11,585
One, two...

598
00:19:11,759 --> 00:19:13,107
two and a half.

599
00:19:13,281 --> 00:19:15,719
[panting]:
Is Louise still in there?

600
00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:17,067
She hasn't
left all day.

601
00:19:17,242 --> 00:19:18,592
I'm gonna check.

602
00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:20,549
Okay, I'll sit right
here while you do that.

603
00:19:20,723 --> 00:19:22,116
Good luck to both of us.

604
00:19:22,290 --> 00:19:24,292
TINA: Hey, Mr. Frond.
We're here for Louise.

605
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:26,425
GENE: She's done her time, man.
We need to reintroduce her

606
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,253
into society,
get her used to life

607
00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:29,819
on the outside.

608
00:19:29,993 --> 00:19:31,692
Well, I'm here for Louise, too.

609
00:19:31,865 --> 00:19:35,434
But she's not gonna be here
for us when I open this door!

610
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:37,785
What? Louise.
You're here.

611
00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:40,090
Of course. [coughs]
Where else would I be?

612
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:41,919
Why are you sweaty and winded?

613
00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:44,226
Um, because
it's hot in here?

614
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,836
Where's the air conditioner?

615
00:19:46,009 --> 00:19:47,490
Yeah, where-- that's what
I want to know.

616
00:19:47,663 --> 00:19:49,404
Well, where's your
essay? Let's see it.

617
00:19:49,578 --> 00:19:51,277
Um...

618
00:19:51,451 --> 00:19:52,843
right here,
where I keep my essays.

619
00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:54,279
Hey, that's the notes
we've been...

620
00:19:54,453 --> 00:19:55,846
Uh, Gene. [chuckles]Um...

621
00:19:56,019 --> 00:19:57,282
Ha! Just a kid yelling.

622
00:19:57,457 --> 00:19:58,935
[laughs nervously]

623
00:19:59,109 --> 00:20:01,287
It's a lot of drawings of
an angry hot dog

624
00:20:01,461 --> 00:20:03,288
and a poorly formed haiku?

625
00:20:03,462 --> 00:20:04,724
That seems harsh.
Just saying.

626
00:20:04,898 --> 00:20:06,422
I don't get it.

627
00:20:06,596 --> 00:20:09,946
Well, the angry hot dog
represents who I am, in here,

628
00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:14,256
and then the haiku represents
who I want to be, out there.

629
00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:15,692
But if you don't get it...

630
00:20:15,865 --> 00:20:17,215
[scoffs]
I-I get it.

631
00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:19,869
I just thought it might
have a-a meaning beyond

632
00:20:20,044 --> 00:20:21,436
the obvious meaning.Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

633
00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:22,742
Louise! [panting]

634
00:20:22,916 --> 00:20:25,006
Oh, good, you made it.
Through the day.

635
00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:26,834
Oh, and my little
Teeny and Geeny

636
00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:29,053
are here to visit
their jailbird sister.

637
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,011
No matter what she does,
we'll always love her.

638
00:20:31,185 --> 00:20:32,317
Want to talk about the face?

639
00:20:32,491 --> 00:20:33,623
What's there
to talk about?

640
00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:34,798
I'm a cat. Meow.

641
00:20:34,971 --> 00:20:36,365
I love this woman!

642
00:20:36,538 --> 00:20:39,063
Hello again, Mr. Frond.
Is Louise free to go?

643
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:43,153
Uh, she seems to have satisfied
the requirements, so, yes.

644
00:20:43,328 --> 00:20:46,156
Louise, did we learn
our lesson today?

645
00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:47,984
We sure did, Mom.

646
00:20:48,159 --> 00:20:50,640
Wait. What was that?
Did you just wink at each other?

647
00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:52,207
Yeah, cats wink.

648
00:20:52,381 --> 00:20:54,164
And some people wink
at their cat moms.

649
00:20:54,339 --> 00:20:56,384
And other people leave
their moms in cars

650
00:20:56,558 --> 00:20:58,344
on hot days with all
the windows rolled up.

651
00:20:58,518 --> 00:21:00,737
Oh, my God! Mother!

652
00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:03,696
TEDDY:
♪ I've had♪

653
00:21:03,871 --> 00:21:06,568
♪ The time of my life♪

654
00:21:06,742 --> 00:21:10,877
♪ No, I never felt this way before♪

655
00:21:11,051 --> 00:21:15,535
♪ Yes, I swear it's the truth♪

656
00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:18,364
♪ And I owe it all to you♪

657
00:21:18,538 --> 00:21:21,497
♪ I've had♪

658
00:21:21,671 --> 00:21:24,369
♪ The time of my life♪

659
00:21:24,544 --> 00:21:28,503
♪ And I've searched through every open door♪

660
00:21:28,678 --> 00:21:30,854
♪ Till I've found♪

661
00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:33,769
♪ Found the truth, and I...♪

662
00:21:33,943 --> 00:21:35,903
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