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♪ ♪

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How was school, kids?Actually pretty great.

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So, there I was,
at the drinking fountain...

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
my day was better.

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I won the contest I entered.

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We won the lifetime
supply of insoles?!

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No.
Mm.

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The Winthorpe ManorLARP.

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Oh, I can't believe your
father and I get to stay

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at the actual estate where
they film my favorite show

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and we get to act like
the Winthorpecharacters.

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W-Wait. I-I knew
the first part.

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Wh-What was the last part?

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Act like
the Winthorpecharacters.

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It still sounds wrong.

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We get to stay at the house

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where they film your
favorite TV show.

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Yes, and act like
the characters from the show.

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What part of LARP
don't you understand?

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What's a LARP?

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Live action role play.

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Geez, Dad, read a book.Then act it out.

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All the guests will be
in character all weekend.

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Oh, God. Why-Why couldn't you
have won a normal contest?

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Because this is
the show I love, Bob.

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Winthorpe Manoristhe American Downton Abbey.

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I thought that
was Mike & Molly.

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TINA:
It weaves a colorful tapestry

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of what life was like in 1901

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for America's wealthiest
textile family

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and the men and women who had
the privilege to serve them.

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Tina, maybe you should
go instead of me.
Okay.

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Oh, sorry, baby,
kids can't go.

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I guess they didn't
have kids in 1901.

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They were all
working in factories,

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getting covered in soot.

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Ooh, lucky?

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So, who's watching us
this weekend?

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A pushover?
Not a pushover?

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We prefer a pushover.

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Your good friend, Teddy.

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Ah, the pushover-est.

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All right, off we go
back in time.

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Try not to alter the future.

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I hope you packed
toilet paper.

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I think back then
it was just sheep.

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I always do.

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[classical music playing]

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Lin, it's been three
hours of this theme song.

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I know.
[gasps]

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Look, Bobby,
there it is.

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Winthorpe Manor.

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BOB:
That is... wow.

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I'm telling you, Bobby,

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this is the life
I was supposed to have.

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I was born a hundred
years too late.

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God's done some good work,
but he screwed up my birthday.

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[panting]:
Hi!

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Are you LARPers?

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We are.
I'm Marshall.

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Nancy.
Charlene.

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I'm Linda.
[exhales]

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Whoa, look at me.

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I'm wheezing up a storm,
like Bernice, the cook,

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when the squirrel
got into her pantry.

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[all laughing]

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[sighs]

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Oh, I-I-I've never
seen the show.

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[gasp]

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I know. I know.
It's awful. It's awful.

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TEDDY:
There we are.

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All done.
We are gonna have

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a weekend of fun
with this thing.

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Gene, you want to wear
the engineer's hat?

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Mm, yeah.

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Nope, I'm gonna wear it.
I'll let you wear it later.

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All aboa... [screams]
Whoa!

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Oh, it's my back.

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I-I threw it out.

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Should we call a doctor?

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Or just go ahead
and put you down?
No, no, no.

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I-I just need to lie here
for a couple of hours.

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It fixes itself.

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I get it, bro.

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I do that even when
my back's not out.

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[shouts]
Sure, this isn't ideal,

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but we'll still have fun.

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Tell me, what-what's
the train's doing?

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Uh, it's going around.

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[laughs]
I knew it.

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So, did you just die when you
found out you won the contest?

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Yes! I died
and now I'm in...

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♪ Heaven.♪

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Hey, where's your plus one?

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Oh, we do separate LARPs.
It works for us.

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Did everyone here
win the contest?

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No, just Linda and Nancy.

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The rest of us
have the honor

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of paying a lot of money
for this experience.

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[gasps]
Look. Someone's coming.

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Esteemed paying guests
and contest winners,

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I welcome you
to Winthorpe Manor.

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My name is Mr. Perkins and I
am the master of ceremonies.

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Do we have any experienced
LARPers in the group?

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Right here.
My name's Ernie.

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I've done the, uh, Star Wars
LARP, the Tolkien LARP,

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the, uh, World According to Garp
LARP...

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Okay, so then you know that
while you're here, you will be

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randomly assigned characters.

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You will sleep in the room

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of your character...
[gasps]

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...eat the food they ate...Mmm.

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...and wear their clothes.

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[gasps]
I can't believe it.

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[gasps] William,
the underbutler.

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Oh, I love William.

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I'll be the best
William I can be,

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with a keen sense of duty,

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and I'm deaf in my
right ear starting now.

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Oliver, the footman.
What?

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Oh, uh, Oliver
the footman.

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Oh, oh, oh. Oh,
hello, Oliver.

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Oh, I'm so nervous.
Okay, here it goes.

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Okay, oh...
[gasps]

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Wow, Nancy,
Mrs. Winthorpe.

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Good for you.

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I can't believe it.

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Come on, Linda, let's see
who you get to be.

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Okay, here I go.

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Iris, Mrs. Winthorpe's maid.

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Goodie, we'll be
working together.

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Well, I won't be working.

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You will, for me,
but we'll be together. Yay!

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Ah, I'm friggin'
Mr. Winthrop. Score.

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Would all the
upstairs characters

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please get into the auto?

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Is another car
coming for us?
[laughing]: Oh.

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An automobile is a luxury.

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Most servants go their entire
lives without riding in an auto.

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Right, right,
right, sure.

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The long walk will allow us
to talk about current events.

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Did you hear about those
crazy Wright brothers?

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They're calling it
an "aeroplane."

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More like wrong brothers.
Am I right, Footman Oliver?

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Oh, God.

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MARSHALL:
How's your syphilis?

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BOB:
Um, uh, it's clearing up.

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Don't you all look
absolutely amazing.

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I trust everyone's comfortable
in your wardrobes?

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Uh, my uniform is itchy
and it smells like mold.

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As it would have
in 19-aught-one,

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when a servant of your stature
would have worn it.

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Oh.Now, just a couple
of topics to go over.

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While our LARP has been granted
access to every nook and cranny

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of this famous manor, there are
just a few restricted areas:

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the south wing, the east wing,
the central corridor

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and the entire third, fourth,
and fifth floors.

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Oh, whew, at least we get to go

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into the gorgeous library,
right?

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Oh, the library is
especially off limits.

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We're not even supposed
to look in there.Huh.

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And tomorrow we have
a big day planned.

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Upstairs guests and
their personal servants

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will be allowed to walk
through the famous tulip garden.

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That's you and me.

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Thank God, I was
beginning to think

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I wasn't gonna get
to do anything exciting.

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Why is a walk through the
tulip garden "exciting"?

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The tulip garden is
the pride of the manor.

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All major plot twists
happen in the tulip garden.

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It's where Humphrey professed
his love to Jacqueline

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on the eve of his
wedding to Cicely.Got it. Thank you.

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And we'll conclude this LARP
with quite a bang,

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a decadent seven-course meal,

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and the dessert
is Mrs. Winthorpe's favorite...

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ALL:
Seven-layer parfait flambé.

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It's a seven-layer
parfait flambé.

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That's right.
The upstairs guests will enjoy

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an exact recreation
of the two-foot-high parfait

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that was served
in the season finale.

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It is now cocktail hour
in the drawing room.

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Ooh, cocktail hour
in the drawing room.

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Oh, which is
for upstairs guests.

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Oh, right.

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Remember, people,
this is your LARP.

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Bring your characters to life.

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And, Mr. Winthorpe,
our cooks were, in fact,

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able to provide you
with a gluten-free experience.

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Nice.

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How's that steamed
broccoli coming along?

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LOUISE:
Nice and steamy.

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Great, 'cause
I promised your folks

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that I'd feed you healthy meals.

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And we appreciate it.

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Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.

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Does anyone else
feel a little bad?

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I mean, I know we wanted
a pushover for a babysitter,

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but this is...
Perfect?

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'Cause we got a fall-over.Right.

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Should we at least
bring him dinner?

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Sure. Hey, Teddy!

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Teddy!
TEDDY:
Yeah?

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You want some dinner?!

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Yeah, that'd be great,
but not that healthy crap.

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Just bring me
some ice cream.
Oh.

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I hear this stew
is the only dish

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us servants get
to eat all weekend.

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It's everything a servant
needs, right, Iris?

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It's got all your
salt for the day.

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It's time to serve
dinner upstairs.

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But we just started eating.

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Spoons down!
Aah!

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[whispering]: This looks a
lot better than the stew.

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[whispering]:
Let's drop some on the floor

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and come back for it later.

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Good idea.

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Oh. That's
the Burgundy glass.

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Oh, right.
Oh, Bordeaux.

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At least she knows that
wine goes in a glass.

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[laughs]
[chuckles]

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Honey, Iris was kicked
in the head by a horse.

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She was?
Yeah.
In season two.

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Oh, right, right, right.

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Well, I think the lint pickers
are fairly compensated.

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Right, babe?

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Um, yes, dear.

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Five cents a day is
nothing to sneeze at.

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Five cents a day?

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It appears the footman has
an opinion on the matter.

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Eh. Go ahead, speak up.

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Oh, w-well, I just think that
with a house this, uh, grand,

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you could afford to
pay your workers more.

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What's your name, footman?

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Uh, Bob. I mean, I... Oliver.

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I like your moxie, Oliver.

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The men will be retiring
to the drawing room

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for cigars and brandy now.

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Come join us.

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Oh, no, that-that's okay.

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Yeah, it's valuable
for us wealthy men

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to understand a
worker's perspective.

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Yes, and you have a fine,
vigorous mustache.

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You clearly come
from superior stock.

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Oh, uh, thanks, I guess.

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Have fun talking men stuff
in the drawing room,

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which I haven't
even seen yet.

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I'm not gonna have fun, Lin.

248
00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:03,846
I don't like
brandy or cigars.

249
00:09:04,020 --> 00:09:06,807
One sip, one puff and I'll
meet you back in our room.

250
00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:09,331
I love cigars and brandy!

251
00:09:09,504 --> 00:09:12,202
I finally get why
people want to be rich!

252
00:09:12,376 --> 00:09:13,639
TEDDY:
Is it getting late?

253
00:09:13,813 --> 00:09:14,683
Is it bedtime yet?

254
00:09:14,857 --> 00:09:16,511
Uh, not quite.

255
00:09:16,686 --> 00:09:18,818
It's definitely
not 1:00 a.m.
Mm-mm.

256
00:09:18,993 --> 00:09:21,517
[groans] Well, I cannot
keep my eyes open.

257
00:09:21,691 --> 00:09:22,649
I don't know why.

258
00:09:22,822 --> 00:09:23,998
Can you toss a blankie my way?

259
00:09:24,172 --> 00:09:25,476
And if I could just trouble you

260
00:09:25,652 --> 00:09:26,826
for your least favorite
plastic receptacle

261
00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,219
and a smidge of privacy.

262
00:09:28,393 --> 00:09:30,307
Why? Oh.
Mom's salad spinner?

263
00:09:30,481 --> 00:09:31,658
That'll work.

264
00:09:33,136 --> 00:09:34,529
Lin.

265
00:09:34,703 --> 00:09:36,139
Shh. I'm trying to sleep.

266
00:09:36,313 --> 00:09:37,793
[whispering]:
Sorry. Lin.

267
00:09:37,967 --> 00:09:39,534
What?

268
00:09:39,709 --> 00:09:41,884
I get the appeal of this place.
Hey, when we get home,

269
00:09:42,058 --> 00:09:43,495
I want to watch
Winthorpe Manorwith you.

270
00:09:43,669 --> 00:09:44,713
What are you doing?

271
00:09:44,888 --> 00:09:46,236
Oh. Brushing my livery.

272
00:09:46,411 --> 00:09:48,022
One of the upstairs guys
lent me this brush.

273
00:09:48,196 --> 00:09:49,370
They invited me on the stroll

274
00:09:49,544 --> 00:09:50,633
through the tulip garden
tomorrow.

275
00:09:50,807 --> 00:09:52,678
[sighs] I'm glad
you're having fun.

276
00:09:52,852 --> 00:09:54,071
What's the matter?

277
00:09:54,245 --> 00:09:55,942
It's just not how
I pictured this weekend.

278
00:09:56,116 --> 00:09:58,379
I mean, I serve people
every day in the restaurant,

279
00:09:58,553 --> 00:09:59,903
and I thought I was
finally gonna get a chance

280
00:10:00,076 --> 00:10:01,774
to feel like
a wealthy upstairs lady.

281
00:10:01,948 --> 00:10:04,168
[sighs] At least I have
the tulip garden stroll

282
00:10:04,341 --> 00:10:05,692
to look forward to.

283
00:10:05,865 --> 00:10:08,085
Well, if you get all
your work done, I guess.

284
00:10:08,259 --> 00:10:10,260
[bell ringing]I mean, you are behind.

285
00:10:10,434 --> 00:10:13,047
Uh, Mrs. Winthorpe
is ringing for you, Iris.

286
00:10:13,221 --> 00:10:14,482
Ugh, what does she want?

287
00:10:14,657 --> 00:10:15,831
I don't know.

288
00:10:16,005 --> 00:10:17,268
I've been ironing
the newspaper,

289
00:10:17,442 --> 00:10:19,009
which I'm not good at.

290
00:10:19,182 --> 00:10:20,357
You rang?

291
00:10:20,532 --> 00:10:21,837
I'd like another pillow.

292
00:10:22,011 --> 00:10:23,884
Would you be so kind
as to fetch me one?

293
00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:25,581
Uh, sure.

294
00:10:25,754 --> 00:10:27,191
[snoring][bell ringing]

295
00:10:27,365 --> 00:10:28,409
Really?

296
00:10:28,583 --> 00:10:30,716
You'd better
fetch me a bed wine.

297
00:10:30,890 --> 00:10:33,370
A bed wine?
Right away.

298
00:10:33,544 --> 00:10:34,503
[snoring][bell ringing]

299
00:10:34,677 --> 00:10:35,851
Aw, come on.

300
00:10:36,025 --> 00:10:38,028
Maybe one more bed wine.

301
00:10:38,201 --> 00:10:39,899
No, a bed gin.

302
00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:41,379
You know what,
just bring them both.

303
00:10:41,552 --> 00:10:42,816
Mm-hmm.

304
00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:44,556
Here's just a bunch
of everything

305
00:10:44,730 --> 00:10:46,907
so no need to ring
that bell anymore, 'kay?

306
00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:48,255
I see.

307
00:10:48,429 --> 00:10:50,039
[clears throat]
That'll be all then.

308
00:10:50,213 --> 00:10:51,693
Good night, Maid Iris.

309
00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:53,434
Good night.
[grumbles]

310
00:10:53,609 --> 00:10:55,219
What was that?Sweet dreams.

311
00:10:55,393 --> 00:10:56,960
TEDDY:
Morning, kids!

312
00:10:57,134 --> 00:10:58,961
Oh, wow, you're
still right there.

313
00:10:59,135 --> 00:11:01,182
Okay, maybe we should
let someone besides the floor

314
00:11:01,355 --> 00:11:02,530
heal you.

315
00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:04,446
[groans] Fine.
I guess I should go

316
00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:06,100
to my chiropractor, Dr. Juarez.

317
00:11:06,274 --> 00:11:07,448
He's just a few blocks away.

318
00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:09,102
But how are we
gonna get you there?

319
00:11:09,277 --> 00:11:10,799
Huh. You kids have a gurney?

320
00:11:10,974 --> 00:11:13,368
Oh, we just got rid of
all our gurneys.

321
00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:14,977
[groans] Aw, man.

322
00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:16,937
Uh, well, we're gonna
have to build one, then.

323
00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:19,287
Okay, you may
have us confused with kids

324
00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:20,941
who know things or do stuff.

325
00:11:21,115 --> 00:11:23,465
Yeah, we're not
gurney MacGyvers.

326
00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:27,076
LINDA: Here we go,
tulip time.

327
00:11:27,250 --> 00:11:29,078
And why exactly
are you here?

328
00:11:29,253 --> 00:11:31,734
Oh, I was, uh, invited
to join the stroll.

329
00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:33,996
Oh, not you,
Footman Oliver, her.

330
00:11:34,171 --> 00:11:37,347
The chambermaids are allowed to
come on the tulip garden stroll.

331
00:11:37,522 --> 00:11:40,394
They are, but you aren't
my chambermaid anymore.

332
00:11:40,568 --> 00:11:41,438
I'm not?

333
00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:42,788
No, after last night,

334
00:11:42,962 --> 00:11:44,312
I decided to replace
you with someone

335
00:11:44,485 --> 00:11:46,009
who actually wanted
the position.

336
00:11:46,182 --> 00:11:47,315
Wha?
Charlene?

337
00:11:47,489 --> 00:11:49,186
Be excited
for me, Linda.

338
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:52,145
You'll have whatever
Charlene's position was.Wha?!

339
00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:53,668
Lin, I'm so sorry.

340
00:11:53,842 --> 00:11:55,365
I-I know how much you were
looking forward to it.

341
00:11:55,539 --> 00:11:57,106
Oliver, you coming or not?

342
00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:58,979
Uh, I'll stay behind
if you want me to.

343
00:11:59,153 --> 00:12:01,764
No, go, go.
One of us should go.

344
00:12:01,937 --> 00:12:03,200
You sure?
'Cause, I mean,

345
00:12:03,374 --> 00:12:04,985
I hear the tulips
are in pre-bloom,

346
00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:06,812
which is supposedly even
better than full bloom.

347
00:12:06,986 --> 00:12:08,162
Coming!
Ugh!

348
00:12:10,337 --> 00:12:11,774
Nancy and those
upstairs fartfaces

349
00:12:11,947 --> 00:12:13,471
are walking all over us.

350
00:12:13,644 --> 00:12:15,865
Well, Iris, I don't
know any Nancy

351
00:12:16,038 --> 00:12:18,128
and I'm not familiar with
the term "fartfaces."

352
00:12:18,302 --> 00:12:19,346
Oh, come on, Marshall!

353
00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:21,087
I know you're
in there.

354
00:12:21,261 --> 00:12:23,003
And I know you're just
as mad about this as I am.

355
00:12:23,177 --> 00:12:24,874
Okay, fine,
I am angry.

356
00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:27,224
I paid good money to
be here, and for what?

357
00:12:27,398 --> 00:12:28,965
To put some guy's
socks on for him?

358
00:12:29,139 --> 00:12:30,706
He can't put his
own socks on?

359
00:12:30,879 --> 00:12:32,011
They're socks.

360
00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:33,709
Put 'em on
yourself, Paul!

361
00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:36,232
We didn't come to
Winthorpe Manor to snip wicks.

362
00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:37,931
No, we did not!OTHERS:
No!

363
00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:40,542
The servants have been stuck
downstairs long enough!

364
00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:41,803
Yeah!Yeah, it's true.

365
00:12:41,977 --> 00:12:43,240
It's time we go upstairs!

366
00:12:43,413 --> 00:12:44,546
ALL:
Yeah!

367
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:45,807
Wait, what
do you mean?

368
00:12:45,981 --> 00:12:47,375
I'm talking about a revolt.

369
00:12:47,548 --> 00:12:49,812
I'm talking about
a worker uprising.

370
00:12:49,985 --> 00:12:51,248
ALL:
Yeah!

371
00:12:51,422 --> 00:12:52,772
But first, let's finish
snipping these wicks

372
00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:54,511
and clean up all the wicks
so it's nice and neat.

373
00:12:54,686 --> 00:12:56,775
All right.Yeah!

374
00:12:58,908 --> 00:13:01,041
MARSHALL:
Are we sure about this?

375
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:03,913
A worker uprising
just seems so impolite.

376
00:13:04,086 --> 00:13:05,219
Yes, Marshall.

377
00:13:05,393 --> 00:13:07,264
We're making this LARP ours.

378
00:13:07,437 --> 00:13:09,004
Oh, wow, those were some tulips.

379
00:13:09,178 --> 00:13:10,919
More like "three-lips."
[laughs]

380
00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:13,226
That-That's... that's what we
were saying in the garden.

381
00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:14,750
You-You had to be there.

382
00:13:14,923 --> 00:13:16,186
Wait, what's going on?

383
00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:17,404
Can we trust him?

384
00:13:17,578 --> 00:13:18,798
Yeah, I think so.

385
00:13:18,971 --> 00:13:20,234
The servants are
gonna revolt.

386
00:13:20,408 --> 00:13:22,583
I see. Hmm, interesting.

387
00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:24,280
Sure, the servants
have been mistreated,

388
00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:26,109
no one's gonna argue that,

389
00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:27,894
but we're all
experiencing life

390
00:13:28,067 --> 00:13:30,113
in one of the great
American houses.

391
00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:32,594
Will you stop pointing that
thing around when you talk?

392
00:13:32,768 --> 00:13:34,073
Doesn't make you
sound smarter.

393
00:13:34,248 --> 00:13:36,250
Yes. It. Does.

394
00:13:36,423 --> 00:13:37,729
So what's the plan?

395
00:13:37,903 --> 00:13:39,383
How are we gonna pull off
an uprising?

396
00:13:39,557 --> 00:13:41,558
Uh, we got to hit 'em
where it hurts.

397
00:13:41,732 --> 00:13:42,908
[gasps]
Dinner.

398
00:13:43,082 --> 00:13:44,779
We're gonna eat their dinner.

399
00:13:44,953 --> 00:13:46,826
Yes! Tonight is the
seven-course dinner

400
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,088
with the seven-layer
parfait flambé!

401
00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:52,004
Oh, wow, they're
gonna be pissed.Good!

402
00:13:52,178 --> 00:13:54,442
But they're not gonna just
let us eat their dinner.

403
00:13:54,615 --> 00:13:56,792
Right, we got to find a way
to get them out of the house.

404
00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:58,750
Well, they're gonna be out of
the house at the shooting party.

405
00:13:58,924 --> 00:14:00,577
Shooting party?

406
00:14:00,751 --> 00:14:02,450
Yeah, they're all going to
shoot clay pigeons later.

407
00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:04,278
I mean, I was
gonna go also.

408
00:14:04,451 --> 00:14:06,279
I-I don't know how this
revolt affects all that.

409
00:14:06,453 --> 00:14:08,759
I really kind of
want to do both.

410
00:14:08,934 --> 00:14:10,457
[growls]
Mostly this.

411
00:14:10,631 --> 00:14:13,025
All right, so they're already
gonna be out of the house,

412
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,941
we just need to keep
'em out of the house.

413
00:14:15,115 --> 00:14:18,161
I've got a plan!Does it involve you
shooting clay pigeons?

414
00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:20,642
Yes, it does because I've
always wanted to do that.

415
00:14:20,816 --> 00:14:23,123
But I've got an idea
that will happen

416
00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:25,341
right after it's
my turn to shoot.

417
00:14:25,515 --> 00:14:28,649
So you guys are sure it's okay
to take off the bathroom door?

418
00:14:28,823 --> 00:14:31,522
Eh, it's my least favorite door,
it just slows you down.

419
00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:33,873
You got the hammer
and the screwdriver?TINA: Yep.

420
00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:36,614
Just start at the bottom hinge
and do like I told you.

421
00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:37,919
Tap, tap, tap.

422
00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:39,095
Tapping!

423
00:14:39,269 --> 00:14:40,488
Now remember,

424
00:14:40,662 --> 00:14:42,010
someone's got to
hold the door or else...

425
00:14:42,184 --> 00:14:43,751
[crash]TINA: Aah!
I'm okay.

426
00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:46,232
Now just flop me my belly,
then flop me on the door.

427
00:14:46,407 --> 00:14:47,974
Just line up the door
for the money flop.

428
00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:49,845
Isn't it gonna hurt to move you?

429
00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:52,803
Tremendously. But no matter how
much I cry, keep rolling me.

430
00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:54,980
Here goes.[kids groaning, Teddy yells]

431
00:14:55,154 --> 00:14:56,330
Aah! Stop! Stop! Stop!

432
00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:57,461
Aah! Stop!

433
00:14:57,634 --> 00:14:59,375
Stop! Aah!

434
00:14:59,549 --> 00:15:02,509
Here comes the second flop.[kids groaning]

435
00:15:02,683 --> 00:15:05,600
Aah!
[groaning in pain]

436
00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:06,993
That was horrible.

437
00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:08,211
But I'm on the door.

438
00:15:08,384 --> 00:15:10,082
On the door-ish.

439
00:15:10,256 --> 00:15:11,519
Wha?TINA:
We'll get it this time, Teddy.

440
00:15:11,692 --> 00:15:13,389
I think I know
what we did wrong.

441
00:15:13,563 --> 00:15:16,176
Are you sure the three of us are
strong enough to lower you down?

442
00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:18,700
Yup. Ropes and pulleys,
simple machine.

443
00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:20,875
Yeah, if anything,
this is almost too safe.

444
00:15:21,049 --> 00:15:22,312
Go ahead, start letting out
the rope.

445
00:15:22,485 --> 00:15:23,573
Go slow.

446
00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:24,793
TINA:
It's working.

447
00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:25,836
We did it!
High-five!

448
00:15:26,011 --> 00:15:27,013
No, no, no! No high-fives!

449
00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:28,187
Hands on ropes!

450
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:31,321
[grunting]

451
00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:34,976
Oh, boy. Wheels.

452
00:15:35,150 --> 00:15:36,543
We forgot, we forgot wheels!

453
00:15:36,717 --> 00:15:37,849
How you doing?

454
00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:39,198
Good morning.

455
00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:41,331
Pull!

456
00:15:41,504 --> 00:15:42,549
[gunshot, smash]

457
00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:44,246
Oh, that's fun!

458
00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:46,379
Pull![gunshot, smash]

459
00:15:46,553 --> 00:15:47,684
Oh, that's fun again!

460
00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:50,861
Ugh, come on, Bobby,
anytime now.

461
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:52,559
Uh, y-you guys keep shooting,

462
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:54,778
no need to look
at Footman Oliver

463
00:15:54,953 --> 00:15:56,956
going about his servant stuff.

464
00:15:57,129 --> 00:15:59,393
[coughs]
Whoops, syphilis cough.

465
00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:01,177
Let's fire up
the engine.

466
00:16:01,350 --> 00:16:04,049
[engine starts]

467
00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:05,659
What's happening?

468
00:16:05,833 --> 00:16:07,356
Why are the servants
in the auto?Eh?

469
00:16:07,530 --> 00:16:09,097
Iris?Bob, let's go!

470
00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:11,100
Footman Oliver,
what's going on?

471
00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:13,407
Yeah, I-I better see
what that's all about.

472
00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:15,061
It's a servant uprising!

473
00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:16,758
We're gonna eat your dinner.

474
00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:19,369
Our end-of-LARP
seven-course dinner?

475
00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:22,024
Ourend-of-LARP
seven-course dinner.

476
00:16:22,197 --> 00:16:23,198
[all panting]

477
00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:24,634
But we're still on

478
00:16:24,808 --> 00:16:26,898
for cigars and brandy
later, right?

479
00:16:27,072 --> 00:16:28,291
LOUISE: Coming through, people![Teddy groaning]

480
00:16:28,465 --> 00:16:29,857
Make way!

481
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:31,773
Move your stroller!

482
00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:33,600
Teddy, no one's looked
this good on a door

483
00:16:33,774 --> 00:16:34,950
since Kate Winslet
in Titanic.

484
00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:36,429
How's the patient?

485
00:16:36,604 --> 00:16:37,908
The pain levels are
through the roof.

486
00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:39,606
But this view is unbeatable.

487
00:16:39,780 --> 00:16:41,390
It took throwing out my back
to appreciate

488
00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:43,044
how beautiful the power lines
are in this...

489
00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:44,567
Aah! In this town!

490
00:16:44,741 --> 00:16:45,917
Aah!

491
00:16:46,091 --> 00:16:48,268
LOUISE: We're here.
Wait, what?

492
00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:50,792
KIDS: Closed?!TINA: Look, he left a note.

493
00:16:50,966 --> 00:16:53,099
"Closed today for my
niece's quinceañera."

494
00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:54,796
Aw.

495
00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:57,798
Ah, dang it, today's
Teresa's quinceañera?

496
00:16:57,972 --> 00:16:59,801
Juarez has been talking
about that for months.

497
00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:01,846
I bet they're tearing
the roof off that rec hall.

498
00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:04,240
I can't believe we came all
this way only to be stopped

499
00:17:04,413 --> 00:17:05,459
by a beautiful
rite of passage.

500
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:06,894
We're not.

501
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:08,679
We're going to that quinceañera!

502
00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:10,115
I'm not dressed
for that!

503
00:17:10,289 --> 00:17:11,638
LINDA:
Did you lock all the doors?

504
00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:13,902
Yes, there were so many,
but they're locked.

505
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:15,295
It started raining
out there.

506
00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:16,730
And it's
getting dark.

507
00:17:16,904 --> 00:17:18,602
I hope the guns
are okay.All right,

508
00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:20,125
who's hungry?

509
00:17:20,299 --> 00:17:21,605
[all cheer]All right, all right, calm down.

510
00:17:21,778 --> 00:17:25,305
Mm. This feels so wrong
but tastes so right.

511
00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:27,959
Would anyone mind if
I smoked between courses?

512
00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:29,265
Smoke 'em if
you got 'em.

513
00:17:29,439 --> 00:17:31,006
Oh, now I get that.

514
00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:34,009
There's only one course left,
and we all know what it is.

515
00:17:34,182 --> 00:17:37,098
[squeals] Mrs. Winthorpe's
seven-layer parfait.

516
00:17:37,272 --> 00:17:39,188
Now let's flambè
that sucker.

517
00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:40,798
NANCY:
Drop that match!

518
00:17:40,971 --> 00:17:42,322
Uh...
[stammers]

519
00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:43,800
blow it out and then drop
it, or just drop it?

520
00:17:43,974 --> 00:17:45,064
I'm-I'm gonna
blow it out first.

521
00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:47,066
Marshall!
[whispers]:
Sorry.

522
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:52,680
How'd you even get in?
The doors were all locked.

523
00:17:52,854 --> 00:17:53,984
Not the aviary.

524
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,335
Damn it, Charlene.

525
00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:56,901
There were so many doors.

526
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,250
Wow, you guys
made good time.

527
00:17:58,424 --> 00:17:59,903
Where the hell'd you
get that pocket watch?

528
00:18:00,078 --> 00:18:01,731
Oh, i-it's on loan
from the estate.

529
00:18:01,905 --> 00:18:04,299
My character Oliver
uses it, so, yeah.

530
00:18:04,473 --> 00:18:06,346
That parfait is ours.

531
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:09,348
We put up with your crap all
weekend; the parfait is ours.

532
00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:10,653
Eating our friggin'
seven-course meal

533
00:18:10,827 --> 00:18:11,960
wasn't enough?

534
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:13,701
No, it wasn't!

535
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:16,224
[grunts] What the hell has
gotten into you people?

536
00:18:16,398 --> 00:18:18,662
Oh, and mud is getting tracked
into the dining room!

537
00:18:18,836 --> 00:18:21,099
I can kiss that
cleaning deposit good-bye.

538
00:18:21,273 --> 00:18:23,013
LARPs aren't supposed
to have uprisings.

539
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:24,319
He's right.

540
00:18:24,493 --> 00:18:25,843
Look, wait,

541
00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:27,279
stop, everyone.

542
00:18:27,453 --> 00:18:29,412
Yes, we did enjoy
the seven-course dinner,

543
00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:33,328
so maybe we can share the
parfait together, as equals.

544
00:18:33,502 --> 00:18:35,156
Equals? Ha!

545
00:18:35,330 --> 00:18:36,636
You silly,
simple woman.

546
00:18:36,810 --> 00:18:38,028
Now clean me off and
feed me that parfait.

547
00:18:38,203 --> 00:18:39,943
Nancy,

548
00:18:40,118 --> 00:18:42,424
don't you remember what it was
like we before we came here?

549
00:18:42,598 --> 00:18:45,211
No! We've always been here.

550
00:18:45,384 --> 00:18:47,386
Oh, boy.Get that parfait!

551
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:48,910
I tried!
Come on, servants!

552
00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:50,693
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no!

553
00:18:50,867 --> 00:18:52,347
Off limits!
You're going off limits!

554
00:18:52,521 --> 00:18:54,088
LARP time-out.
LARP time-out.

555
00:18:54,262 --> 00:18:56,743
[sighs] I'm guessing
you haven't been sleeping

556
00:18:56,917 --> 00:18:58,920
with a pillow between your
knees, like we talked about?

557
00:18:59,094 --> 00:19:00,964
Dr. Juarez, I always
appreciate your tips,

558
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,271
and I know we're crashing
your beautiful quinceañera,

559
00:19:03,445 --> 00:19:05,144
but I just need you
to crack my back.

560
00:19:05,317 --> 00:19:07,276
Fine, fine.
Relax and let go.

561
00:19:07,450 --> 00:19:08,538
[groaning]You're not letting go.

562
00:19:08,711 --> 00:19:09,886
Teddy, relax.

563
00:19:10,060 --> 00:19:12,193
I need you to let go.
[exclaims]

564
00:19:12,367 --> 00:19:15,632
[bones crack, relieved sighing]There we are.
That's what I was looking for.

565
00:19:15,806 --> 00:19:17,242
And if you can just tap
your two toes together.

566
00:19:17,416 --> 00:19:18,895
Tap your big toes together.

567
00:19:19,069 --> 00:19:20,288
[exclaims][bones crack, Teddy yells]

568
00:19:20,462 --> 00:19:21,811
That's what I'm looking for.

569
00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:24,292
Teddy, can I try, can I try,
can I try?

570
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:26,076
Not right now, Gene.
Maybe later.

571
00:19:26,251 --> 00:19:27,904
You did it, Doc.

572
00:19:28,078 --> 00:19:29,906
Oh, you sweet, sweet
angel, Dr. Juarez.Yes.

573
00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:31,299
Have you changed your
policy about kissing?

574
00:19:31,473 --> 00:19:33,084
Not yet, not yet.

575
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:35,782
[pants] There's got to be
a place to gobble this up.

576
00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:37,785
The library.
Quick, In there!

577
00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:40,048
Eh, you're not supposed
to go in the library.Bob!

578
00:19:43,137 --> 00:19:45,444
All right, Marshall,
let's heat it and eat it.

579
00:19:47,097 --> 00:19:48,577
Will you look at that.Whoa.

580
00:19:48,751 --> 00:19:50,666
Just like on the show.[door rattles]

581
00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:52,625
Oh, you found us, huh?

582
00:19:52,799 --> 00:19:54,453
[groaning loudly]

583
00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:55,672
The door's locked.

584
00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:56,933
Enjoy the view.

585
00:19:57,107 --> 00:19:58,458
[growls]

586
00:19:58,632 --> 00:19:59,936
You'd better not.

587
00:20:00,111 --> 00:20:01,242
Watch me.

588
00:20:01,416 --> 00:20:02,635
Mmm.

589
00:20:02,809 --> 00:20:04,159
[grumbling]

590
00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:09,903
[distorted]:
That's my parfait!

591
00:20:10,077 --> 00:20:11,601
Oh, my God!

592
00:20:11,775 --> 00:20:12,732
[grunts]

593
00:20:12,906 --> 00:20:14,125
No!

594
00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:18,652
[all yelling and eating]

595
00:20:21,175 --> 00:20:22,438
MR. PERKINS:
That's it!

596
00:20:22,612 --> 00:20:24,309
You're all kicked out!

597
00:20:24,483 --> 00:20:27,313
[engine sputtering softly]

598
00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:29,140
So... good LARP?

599
00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:30,490
I loved it.

600
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:32,186
LINDA: You know,

601
00:20:32,361 --> 00:20:34,102
I think we put
that era on a pedestal

602
00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:35,320
maybe a little too much.

603
00:20:35,494 --> 00:20:37,236
Life was horrible back then

604
00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:39,193
if you weren't
in the super-upper class.

605
00:20:39,367 --> 00:20:43,023
I'm just glad that we live in a
time where there are no classes.

606
00:20:43,198 --> 00:20:44,894
I-I get what you
were going for.

607
00:20:45,068 --> 00:20:47,984
Unrelated, we may have left the
bathroom door at the rec hall.

608
00:20:48,159 --> 00:20:49,377
Wait, what?

609
00:20:49,551 --> 00:20:50,944
But it's probably
happier there.

610
00:20:51,118 --> 00:20:52,729
Yeah, what kind of life
was it living here?

611
00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:54,644
I mean, if that
door could talk.

612
00:20:54,817 --> 00:20:56,384
It'd better keep
its damn mouth shut!

613
00:20:56,558 --> 00:20:59,170
So, who wants to watch
Winthorpe Manor?

614
00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:00,737
Me! I'll get the brandy!

615
00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:04,087
♪ Winthorpe Manor♪

616
00:21:04,262 --> 00:21:06,481
♪ Winthorpe Manor♪

617
00:21:06,655 --> 00:21:08,267
♪ Winthorpe Manor♪

618
00:21:08,441 --> 00:21:10,877
♪ Winthorpe Manor,
Winthorpe Manor♪

619
00:21:11,051 --> 00:21:13,532
♪ Winthorpe Manor♪

620
00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:17,753
♪ It's Winthorpe Manor♪

621
00:21:17,928 --> 00:21:19,930
♪ Winthorpe Manor♪

622
00:21:20,104 --> 00:21:21,540
♪ Break it down now♪

623
00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:23,106
[beatboxing]♪ Winthorpe Manor♪

624
00:21:23,281 --> 00:21:24,544
♪ Don't forget your manners♪

625
00:21:24,718 --> 00:21:26,240
♪ Who's a party planner?♪

626
00:21:26,414 --> 00:21:28,548
♪ Climbin' up the social ladder♪

627
00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:30,854
♪ Winthorpe Ma...♪♪ Winthorpe Ma...♪

628
00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:33,856
♪ ...nor.♪

629
00:21:34,030 --> 00:21:35,990
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