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♪

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[tires screeching]

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[Bob whistling]

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Wow, Bobby, nice whistling.

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You're in a good mood.

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Yeah. Because tomorrow's Easter,

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which means all next week,

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everybody who gave
up red meat for Lent

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will be coming in for a burger.

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We call it the Beef Boom.

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Beef Boom!

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And the kids are home
for spring break

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so they get to help.

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Making that Lent rent!

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It's the dream.

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This year, I gave up

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my cholesterol medication
for Lent.

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Teddy, y-you shouldn't do that.

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It's okay, Doctor.

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Just a few more days,
I think I can make it.

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How many eggs am I
allowed to eat? Nine?

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None.
...teen?

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Gene, you're only
robbing yourself

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of the fun of finding it later.

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But what if I accidentally
just peeled this one

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and it's on course to
intersect with this hot sauce

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and then somehow
careen into my mouth?

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[eating noises]

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Oh, no!

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Gene!Eat one from the other bowl

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so there's an even number
for the egg hunt.

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You got it, toots.

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Oh, right. You and Bob

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have your big egg hiding
competition.

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Yep. Last egg found wins.

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This year we're doing 72 eggs.

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I mean 70, 'cause you're
eating another egg, right?

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GENE:
Don't make me do math!

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It's a lot of work,
but it's worth it

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because we do it for the kids.

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They love it!
Plus, I always win.

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Ha, except for the
last three years.

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You got lucky.

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This year,
you're going down, mister!

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[whispering]: Hey, uh, what
if we just took all these eggs

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right now and put
them in the Dumpster

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so we don't have to do
the stupid egg hunt?

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Come on, Louise,
you know how much

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they love it.
It's their time to shine.

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Last year we didn't find the
last egg until 8:30 at night.

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And they don't give us our candy
baskets from the Easter Bunny

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till it's over.

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It's the perfect crime.

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I'm just saying, why don't we
just tell them we hate it?

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It would break their hearts.
I don't think we should do that.

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Ugh, okay, fine, but
feelings aren't Easter eggs,

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and I can't hide 'em forever.Good one.

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Oh! I just thought
of a new hiding place.

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Mm-hmm. Is it inside
the paper towel roll?

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No.

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I hate you.

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LINDA:
Go to sleep, guys,

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or the Easter Bunny won't come.

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And don't come out of your
rooms, even if you have to pee.

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Just pee in your beds.

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GENE:
Way ahead of you.

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Look what I found
on sale at Food World!

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Jellybean schnapps.

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Isn't it fun?

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Theme drink.

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Oh, God.

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Oh, good.

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This is amazing.

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It's like all the
flavors at once.

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Right? It doesn't even taste
like it has alcohol in it.

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How much does it have?

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100 proof?

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Is that even legal?I think.

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I-I mean the label's got
a lot of misspelled words.

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And it looks
like it's just taped on.

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[chuckles] Did you
buy it at a store?

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Or did you just
get it from a guy?

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I got it in the parking lot.

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I don't think Food World
sells in the parking lot.

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Everything is in the store,

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'cause that's where
you have to check out.

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You know, I thought that.

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Mm-hmm.It'll be fine, it'll be fine.

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Smell it! It smells good.

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Well, actually, it smells bad.

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But it tastes good.

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Exactly. Happy Easter.

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Okay, same rules as always,

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and mark your eggs
down on the map

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so we can make sure
they all get found.

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And whoever's egg
is found last is the winner.

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Let's have a clean fight.All right.

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One more drink for motivation.

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Okay, one more and then
it's time to get serious.

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Then we'll schnapps drinking.

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You get it?

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Stop? Schnapps. Stop.

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Drink. Okay.No. Bob, you're babbling.

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Huh. Yeah.
Am I drunk alrea...

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[Bob groaning]

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Oh, my God.

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Oh. Ow.

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Ow. I can feel my blinks.

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They hurt so much.

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Oh, I'm gonna barf.

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I'm gonna barf.
I'm gonna barf.

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Wait. No, not yet.
Oh, I'm too tired.

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Lin, what happened last night?

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Did we hide the eggs?

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Oh, I don't know. I think so.

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Oh, no, there's one in my hand.

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Um, I'll just hide it here.

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Under my pillow. Did you see?

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Yeah, no. I can't-- oh...

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Hopefully I did a better job
with the rest of them.

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Okay, I'm gonna go barf now.

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Here I go. Getting up.

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No, oh, no, I'm sitting down.
I'm sitting down.

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I got to sit down.
Oh, hi, kids!

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Hey, are we doing this or what?

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I need to get some jellybeans

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in my face before midnight.

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[groans]
Please don't say "jellybeans."

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Jellybeans.
[gags]
Gene.

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What's wrong with you guys?

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We were just up late.

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You smell like candy
and B.O. mixed together,

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like a homeless M&M.

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Don't take this the wrong way,

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but you both look
like Nicholas Cage right now.

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Why don't you guys
go wait in the living room?

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I'm just gonna sit and,

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um, groan for a second.

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Hear ye, hear ye.

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Shh. Too loud, too loud.

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[quietly]: Ye olde
annual Belcher egg hunt...

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What? I can't hear you!

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Shh!
I can't hear you now!

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Okay, okay, Louise.

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Ye olde annual Belcher egg hunt
is about to begin.

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Remember to call out whose egg
it is when you find one,

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because one of those eggs
will be the last.

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And it'll probably be mine.

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And... a-go.

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[kids panting]

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Get ready to lose, big talker.

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You're the one
that's gonna lose, Bob.

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I hid my eggs great.

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Actually, I don't know if I did.

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Hey, do you remember
where any of your eggs are?

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Not really. Where's the map?

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Uh, oh, right, right,
right, map, the map.

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Ooh, map is a no-go.

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Did I write "Linda
is a fart" on it?

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Yeah. You did.

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[laughs] That's
hilarious.
Eh. It's okay.

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Uh, don't worry, I'm sure
they'll find the eggs.

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I-I'm just gonna go
take some more aspirin.

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How many can I take? Like, 20?

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Yeah, that sounds right.

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Oh, you know what?
I'll take ten.

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It's Mom's.

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In the plunger. Sorry, Mom.

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No, it's fun, it's fun.

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Easter's fun.

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Come here, Gene.
Yeah?

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Don't find another egg
unless it's got a "D" on it.

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Ha, ha.

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Found one. It's Dad's.

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Um, Tina,
what if you just put it back?

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Dad, that's cheating.

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I'll give you $500.

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I heard that!

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It's Mom's.Huh.

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I feel like that was a hiding
place of mine last year.

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That's weird. It's almost
like you remembered it

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and then copied it
because it was so good.

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Don't you need to
go start the ham?

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Ugh. You look like
a giant pink jellybean.

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[high-pitched]: Just glaze me
and get it over with.

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Sorry, Mom.

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Damn it!

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We have 62 eggs.

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And it's only 6:45 p.m.

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Yeah. In the early evening.

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Yeah. And we started
at 7:00 a.m.

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I remember that.
It was so long ago.

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I was young.

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My feet hurt.
Um,

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may I suggest
that we could have some hints?

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No! Hints make it less fun.

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Trust us, they don't.

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Aw, they're loving it.

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I am getting hungry, though.

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Is the ham ready?

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Oh, let me check.

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I never turned the oven on.

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I-I think I might have
still been drunk earlier.

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And now.

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Should we order pizza?

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Did you guys find
the last egg yet?

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No!

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[Louise clamoring]

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[spits]

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Louise, you're getting flour
everywhere.

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[laughs]

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This is it! I did it!

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Number 70.

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Whose is it?Is it mine?

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It is a "D."

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No!
Yes!

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I am the king!

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The king of eggs!

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All right,
here are your candy baskets.

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Yeah!
[laughs]

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Great hunt, everybody.

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After you have a little candy,
make sure

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you get a good night's sleep
for a Beef Boom.

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Time to strap on
the old feed basket.

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I'm not even tasting it, mm.

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Remind me again, is it okay
to eat the Easter basket grass?

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Ugh, what's that smell?

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[sniffing]

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Smells like a Gene special.

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I'm flattered, but it wasn't me.

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Let's round up
the usual suspects:

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Tina's breath, Tina's pits,
Tina's shoes.

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All good ideas.

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[sniffs]
No, I, I know that smell.

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Me, too. [sniffs]

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Oh, my God! It's an egg!

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A rotten egg!

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[gasping]
Aah!
Oh, no.

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Did we not find one of the eggs?

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Last one to find
the rotten egg is a rotten egg.

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That smell can't be an egg.

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You kids dyed 72
in the restaurant,

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and then Gene ate two.

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We hid 70, we found 70.

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Wrong, father, I ate one.

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What? I told you
to eat another one

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so that we'd have
an even number.

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You said, "You got it, toots."

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Uh, yeah, I meant it like,
"You've got it, toots,"

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like you've got
that certain something.

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So there's still one egg
we haven't found.

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And it could be mine.

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The competition isn't over!

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I could still win!

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Isn't that fun, everybody?

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It's not not fun.

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Also, chances are, it's mine.

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But it's probably mine.Mine.

259
00:07:59,608 --> 00:08:01,350
Ugh! This smell is worse
than when Gene

260
00:08:01,392 --> 00:08:04,091
kept a turkey sandwich
as a secret pet for a year.

261
00:08:04,134 --> 00:08:06,660
Steve Turkel. He
was my best friend.

262
00:08:06,702 --> 00:08:08,661
[sighs] Is it getting
worse? It is, right?

263
00:08:08,704 --> 00:08:10,793
Uh, w-we need to find
it, like right now.

264
00:08:10,838 --> 00:08:12,665
We can't. We got to open
for Beef Boom.

265
00:08:12,709 --> 00:08:13,884
Oh, yeah, you're right.

266
00:08:13,927 --> 00:08:15,103
We'll just have to look for it

267
00:08:15,146 --> 00:08:16,408
at the end of the day.

268
00:08:16,451 --> 00:08:17,670
Great, because we love

269
00:08:17,713 --> 00:08:19,367
looking for eggs.
Right, guys?

270
00:08:19,411 --> 00:08:20,673
We love, love, love it.Hmm.
Uh...

271
00:08:20,716 --> 00:08:22,545
TEDDY:
Missing egg, huh?

272
00:08:22,588 --> 00:08:23,894
You know, same thing
happened to a family

273
00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:25,112
on my street growing up.

274
00:08:25,156 --> 00:08:26,810
They had to move out. Mm-hmm.

275
00:08:26,853 --> 00:08:28,942
Yeah. City had to burn
the building down.

276
00:08:28,985 --> 00:08:30,726
Uh, that can't be true.

277
00:08:30,771 --> 00:08:32,163
Thanks for the masks, Teddy.

278
00:08:32,206 --> 00:08:33,556
These will make it
easier to search.

279
00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:34,817
No problem.

280
00:08:34,861 --> 00:08:35,688
Now we'll just be breathing in

281
00:08:35,731 --> 00:08:37,647
this skanky perfume
while we look.

282
00:08:37,691 --> 00:08:39,996
"Sensational Gardens"
is not skanky.

283
00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:42,739
It's a distinctive fragrance
by Kelly Ripa.

284
00:08:42,783 --> 00:08:45,915
Who is very classy
and from New Jersey.

285
00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:48,135
BOB: We checked everywhere,
and it's late.

286
00:08:48,178 --> 00:08:50,138
So maybe we should
just go to bed.

287
00:08:50,181 --> 00:08:52,662
Oh, I don't think I could
sleep with this smell.

288
00:08:52,706 --> 00:08:53,923
Should we get a hotel room?

289
00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:56,274
Yes. I'll make a call.

290
00:08:56,317 --> 00:08:57,405
TINA: Something with
a view. And robes.

291
00:08:57,448 --> 00:08:58,711
LINDA:
Ooh, robes.

292
00:08:58,754 --> 00:09:00,931
BOB: I think I know
a much better place,

293
00:09:00,975 --> 00:09:03,063
and it's far more affordable.

294
00:09:03,106 --> 00:09:04,847
Family sleepover!

295
00:09:04,892 --> 00:09:06,067
Isn't this fun?

296
00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:07,721
It's even better than a hotel.

297
00:09:07,764 --> 00:09:10,767
We got sleeping bags and some
free floor French fries...

298
00:09:10,811 --> 00:09:11,768
Free floor ketchup.

299
00:09:11,812 --> 00:09:12,942
That's blood.

300
00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:14,509
And what if I told you
there's also a man

301
00:09:14,553 --> 00:09:15,772
looking at us
through the window?

302
00:09:15,816 --> 00:09:18,296
GENE: Even better.Oh, my God, it's Mr. Fischoeder.

303
00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:19,994
Uh, hi, Mr. Fischoeder.

304
00:09:20,037 --> 00:09:22,431
Hi, Bob.Uh, if you're here for the rent,

305
00:09:22,474 --> 00:09:24,738
we don't have
the checkbook down here.

306
00:09:24,780 --> 00:09:27,392
We also don't
have the actual money.

307
00:09:27,436 --> 00:09:29,264
Um, in the bank.Bob.

308
00:09:29,307 --> 00:09:32,832
Bob, it's, it's okay. I was,
[chuckles] not here for that.

309
00:09:32,875 --> 00:09:35,399
I was-- I was just on my way
to a brothel... uh....

310
00:09:35,443 --> 00:09:39,274
brothelizer, uh... uh, showcase.

311
00:09:39,317 --> 00:09:41,188
Uh... They're showing off
this new thing

312
00:09:41,231 --> 00:09:44,061
that tests how much broth
you've, uh, drunk.

313
00:09:44,105 --> 00:09:45,889
Well, that's...And anyway, and I saw you here

314
00:09:45,932 --> 00:09:49,413
in your pajamas and I thought,
well, what the hell is that?

315
00:09:49,457 --> 00:09:51,286
Uh, we lost an egg upstairs.

316
00:09:51,328 --> 00:09:53,114
"Lost an egg upstairs"?

317
00:09:53,157 --> 00:09:56,812
Is that an expression that, uh,
blue collar people use? Or...

318
00:09:56,856 --> 00:09:58,684
No, we hid the Easter eggs,

319
00:09:58,727 --> 00:10:01,904
and we can't find one of them
and it really smells up there.

320
00:10:01,948 --> 00:10:03,777
Oh, dear, well,
I hope we don't have to burn

321
00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:05,692
the whole building down
because of the smell.

322
00:10:05,735 --> 00:10:07,649
[gasps]
Well, that doesn't
really happen.

323
00:10:07,693 --> 00:10:09,783
Oh, yes, it does, Bob.
Once certain smells set

324
00:10:09,826 --> 00:10:12,741
into a place,
you simply can't get them out.

325
00:10:12,785 --> 00:10:13,830
Maybe a hamster gets lost

326
00:10:13,874 --> 00:10:15,788
or Grandma dies on
a hot day in August

327
00:10:15,831 --> 00:10:18,095
with a plate of potato
salad on her lap, say.

328
00:10:18,139 --> 00:10:19,793
Aw...

329
00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:21,750
And, uh, and rotten eggs?
Well, they're the worst.

330
00:10:21,794 --> 00:10:24,100
Landlords call them
"fire starters."

331
00:10:24,144 --> 00:10:25,668
I-I'll try to remember
to give you a heads up

332
00:10:25,711 --> 00:10:28,583
before my friend
Arson Daly stops by.

333
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:29,846
Uh, we're gonna find the egg.

334
00:10:29,889 --> 00:10:31,673
Yeah, uh, we're gonna find it.

335
00:10:31,717 --> 00:10:33,676
It's just hidden really
well because I hid it.

336
00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,504
I-I probably hid it.No.

337
00:10:35,547 --> 00:10:36,940
I-I did.
No, me.

338
00:10:36,984 --> 00:10:38,072
So one of you hid it,

339
00:10:38,115 --> 00:10:40,335
but neither of you
knows where it is?

340
00:10:40,378 --> 00:10:42,250
We had some schnapps.Quite a bit.

341
00:10:42,293 --> 00:10:43,903
Ah. Why didn't you say so?

342
00:10:43,947 --> 00:10:46,820
I lost the year 1996
to schnapps.

343
00:10:46,863 --> 00:10:48,908
I still don't know
what the Macarena is.

344
00:10:48,951 --> 00:10:51,519
D-Don't tell me.
I'll figure it out.

345
00:10:51,562 --> 00:10:53,086
We have to find that egg.

346
00:10:53,129 --> 00:10:55,393
Wow, it's really bad.

347
00:10:55,437 --> 00:10:56,743
It's unbelievably bad.

348
00:10:56,786 --> 00:10:59,309
There's so much egg in the air,
we could scramble it.

349
00:10:59,354 --> 00:11:01,095
Wait, Lin.
What are you doing?

350
00:11:01,138 --> 00:11:03,706
I read online that if you are
trying to remember something,

351
00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:05,839
you should try to put yourself
back in the environment.

352
00:11:05,881 --> 00:11:08,057
And the environment
I was in was schnapps.

353
00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:10,191
[sniffs]
Oh, God.

354
00:11:10,234 --> 00:11:11,714
[gags]
Oh, my God.

355
00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:13,323
Bob, I'm getting something.

356
00:11:13,368 --> 00:11:15,586
Really?
Yeah, I was here
in the kitchen.

357
00:11:15,630 --> 00:11:16,937
Uh, yes, we live here.

358
00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:19,330
No, no, I was
in the kitchen that night.

359
00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:22,419
Come on, Linda. Remember.
[sniffs]

360
00:11:22,463 --> 00:11:26,076
♪ These eggs are hidden
and Linda is winnin'♪

361
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:29,166
♪ 'Cause she is the best
and Bob is a mess.♪

362
00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:30,211
[gasps]
Air vent.

363
00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:31,951
I know where it is.

364
00:11:31,995 --> 00:11:33,649
Thanks for coming, Teddy.

365
00:11:33,692 --> 00:11:35,956
We opened the air vent,
but we couldn't see it.

366
00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:37,826
Oh, my God,
the sm... [gags]

367
00:11:37,870 --> 00:11:39,437
Ugh, Teddy, ugh, hurry.

368
00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:40,830
Must've rolled down the vent.

369
00:11:40,874 --> 00:11:41,744
Hold the ladder, Bob.

370
00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:43,398
I'm getting in there.Okay.

371
00:11:43,441 --> 00:11:45,355
I'm just gonna reach
back here and, uh,

372
00:11:45,399 --> 00:11:47,140
okay, I can feel something.

373
00:11:47,183 --> 00:11:48,969
Yep, that's definitely an egg.

374
00:11:49,011 --> 00:11:51,536
Oh, thank God.
I knew it. I knew it.

375
00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:53,015
I just got to
get a better grip.

376
00:11:53,059 --> 00:11:54,801
[groans, shouting]

377
00:11:54,844 --> 00:11:56,323
What? What?
What?

378
00:11:56,366 --> 00:11:57,629
[screams]
What?!

379
00:11:57,673 --> 00:12:00,110
There's a monster
in the wall!
Oh, my God.

380
00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:04,985
Aah! Something's in there,
and it's got the egg.

381
00:12:05,028 --> 00:12:07,160
Oh. Are you guys gonna
be open for lunch today,

382
00:12:07,203 --> 00:12:08,857
or, uh, what's the story?

383
00:12:12,644 --> 00:12:14,995
Mmm, I'm telling you,
that thing had ahold of me good.

384
00:12:15,038 --> 00:12:15,908
What do you think it was?

385
00:12:15,951 --> 00:12:17,823
A bear maybe?
Tiny dinosaur?

386
00:12:17,866 --> 00:12:19,346
I-I would doubt that.

387
00:12:19,389 --> 00:12:20,652
Maybe it was Aunt Gayle.

388
00:12:20,696 --> 00:12:21,957
Yeah, we haven't
seen her in a while.

389
00:12:22,001 --> 00:12:23,786
She seems like she
could be a wall person.

390
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:26,005
A Wahlberg so to speak?

391
00:12:26,048 --> 00:12:27,442
Are you guys serving lunch yet?

392
00:12:27,485 --> 00:12:29,573
I know it's a little early,
but, uh... [laughs]

393
00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:31,793
...I gave up beef for Lent and
I'm really excited to eat a...

394
00:12:31,837 --> 00:12:33,056
[sniffs]

395
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:34,797
Is there a horrible smell
in here?

396
00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:36,277
No.
Oh, God.

397
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:37,931
There is up in our house.
Want to come smell it?

398
00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:38,932
Five bucks.

399
00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:40,149
Uh, no, thank you.

400
00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:41,847
Oh, crap, crap, crap.

401
00:12:41,890 --> 00:12:44,024
[sniffs]
It's in the restaurant.

402
00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:45,198
We're not even
smelling it anymore.

403
00:12:45,241 --> 00:12:46,940
I-It's inside of us.

404
00:12:46,982 --> 00:12:48,592
[groans]
We are the smell now.

405
00:12:48,636 --> 00:12:50,203
We have to close the restaurant.

406
00:12:50,246 --> 00:12:51,379
Close the restaurant?

407
00:12:51,422 --> 00:12:53,033
But it's Beef Boom.

408
00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:55,034
Lin, it's better to lose
business for a couple hours

409
00:12:55,077 --> 00:12:57,037
than be the place that
smells like rotten eggs

410
00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,865
and lose business forever.

411
00:12:58,908 --> 00:12:59,952
Is that from the Bible?[clattering]

412
00:12:59,995 --> 00:13:02,042
Hey. Was that a scrabbling?

413
00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:03,043
That was definitely
a scrabbling.

414
00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:05,044
It's Aunt Gayle.
She's on the move.

415
00:13:05,087 --> 00:13:07,177
Wait a minute.

416
00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:09,048
That thing's in the crawlspace.

417
00:13:09,091 --> 00:13:10,528
That's why it smells down here.

418
00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:11,878
It's moving the egg around.

419
00:13:11,921 --> 00:13:13,879
Like I did to
Mom in the womb.

420
00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:15,490
We got to call animal control.

421
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:16,883
That'll take forever.

422
00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,405
Time is Beef Boom money.

423
00:13:18,448 --> 00:13:19,972
We've got to get that
egg out of there.

424
00:13:20,015 --> 00:13:22,062
Listen, I-I-I know
the crawlspace.

425
00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:23,846
We know. You tell
us all the time.

426
00:13:23,889 --> 00:13:25,107
I'm gonna go in there,

427
00:13:25,152 --> 00:13:26,326
and I'm gonna try
and get the egg.

428
00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:28,110
Because you know the
crawlspace so well.

429
00:13:28,154 --> 00:13:29,938
Yes.Dad, just one question.

430
00:13:29,982 --> 00:13:30,940
Do you know the crawlspace?

431
00:13:30,984 --> 00:13:31,854
Okay, guys, I get it.

432
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,334
Bob, I'm going with you.

433
00:13:33,376 --> 00:13:35,075
I'm worried you don't
know the crawlspace

434
00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:36,423
as well as you think you do.

435
00:13:36,466 --> 00:13:38,338
Uh, you only have
one jumpsuit?

436
00:13:38,381 --> 00:13:39,861
What? I work for myself.

437
00:13:39,905 --> 00:13:41,908
What, do you think I carry
around an extra jumpsuit

438
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:43,561
conveniently in your size?

439
00:13:43,605 --> 00:13:44,562
Is that what you
think, Bobby?

440
00:13:44,605 --> 00:13:46,086
I-I... it's fine.
Huh?

441
00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:47,652
No.
Okay, I do.

442
00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:49,044
I was gonna give it to
you for your birthday

443
00:13:49,088 --> 00:13:51,047
and, uh, surprise you,
but it's in the truck.

444
00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:52,134
I'll go get it.

445
00:13:52,178 --> 00:13:53,875
This is nice.
Yeah.

446
00:13:53,919 --> 00:13:55,442
What-What does
it say on it?

447
00:13:55,485 --> 00:13:57,793
It says, "T.G.I.B."
Thank God It's Bob.

448
00:13:57,836 --> 00:14:00,796
You get it? T.G.I...
I switched the "B" for an "F."

449
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,275
It's very clever.
Yeah.

450
00:14:02,318 --> 00:14:06,149
Are you guys in there?
Can you see it?

451
00:14:06,192 --> 00:14:08,803
BOB: Not yet. We're heading down
to the restaurant level now.

452
00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:10,326
Okay, be careful.

453
00:14:10,370 --> 00:14:11,763
We'll meet you down there.

454
00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:12,938
Dad?BOB:
Yes, Tina.

455
00:14:12,981 --> 00:14:14,809
If you die in the wall,

456
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,158
we'll name the restaurant
after you.

457
00:14:16,202 --> 00:14:17,899
BOB:
Tina, I'm not gonna die in here.

458
00:14:17,943 --> 00:14:19,815
That's right, Dad.
Stay positive.

459
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,296
Oh, God, it smells really,
really bad right here.

460
00:14:22,338 --> 00:14:23,818
We must be getting close.

461
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:24,907
Let-Let's-Let's climb down.

462
00:14:29,780 --> 00:14:31,304
[creature snarls]

463
00:14:31,347 --> 00:14:32,959
[hisses]Oh, my God.

464
00:14:33,001 --> 00:14:34,177
What? What is it, Bob?

465
00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:35,264
[screams]Bob!

466
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:36,135
[Bob screams, thuds]

467
00:14:36,178 --> 00:14:38,138
Bob, what happened?

468
00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:39,835
BOB: I-I heard something hiss
right in front of my face,

469
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,576
a-and I got scared,
and then I fell.

470
00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:45,144
I-I-I fell-jumped gracefully.

471
00:14:45,187 --> 00:14:46,320
TEDDY:
I'm coming to get you, Bobby.

472
00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:47,974
BOB:
No, Teddy, stay up there.

473
00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:49,322
I-It's in between the floors.[Teddy thuds]

474
00:14:49,365 --> 00:14:51,106
You jumped down.

475
00:14:51,150 --> 00:14:53,196
TEDDY: Yeah. I didn't want you
to be alone down here, Bobby.

476
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:54,763
What's going on in there?

477
00:14:54,806 --> 00:14:56,155
BOB:
Teddy was right.

478
00:14:56,198 --> 00:14:57,331
There's a horrible
thing in here.

479
00:14:57,374 --> 00:14:58,985
So everything's fine?

480
00:14:59,028 --> 00:15:01,943
I'm gonna climb up and try
to see what it actually is.

481
00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:04,120
TEDDY:
Oh, God. Oh. Mm.

482
00:15:04,163 --> 00:15:06,774
BOB:
Oh, my God, it's a raccoon.

483
00:15:06,817 --> 00:15:09,517
A raccoon?!
Which one? Describe it.

484
00:15:09,559 --> 00:15:11,953
Is it Little King Trash Mouth
and his husband Gary?

485
00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:16,176
Oh, right, I forgot you guys
are crazy raccoon people.

486
00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:18,743
What, just 'cause we watch
the raccoons in the alley?

487
00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:20,788
It's fun.
It's like a soap opera.

488
00:15:20,831 --> 00:15:22,399
It's more like
an HBO miniseries.

489
00:15:22,442 --> 00:15:24,009
Lots of plot twists,
some nudity.

490
00:15:24,052 --> 00:15:25,967
You'd like it.
You just got to catch up.

491
00:15:26,011 --> 00:15:27,013
Is it the king?

492
00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:30,102
BOB: No, it's definitely not
a him because it has babies.

493
00:15:30,145 --> 00:15:31,974
Oh, a gay raccoon
can't have babies?

494
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:33,802
Oh, I don't know.

495
00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:36,892
I guess he could adopt
or have a surrogate.

496
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,197
Of course he could.

497
00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:39,241
What does it look like?

498
00:15:39,286 --> 00:15:41,070
BOB:
It looks like a raccoon.

499
00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:43,855
Bob, coloring, marking, hairdo,
anything distinctive.

500
00:15:43,899 --> 00:15:47,250
Okay. Uh, well, it has
three black rings on its tail

501
00:15:47,293 --> 00:15:50,340
and its ear kind of
has a notch in it.

502
00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:51,688
A gauge?

503
00:15:51,732 --> 00:15:53,342
Has that reached the
raccoon community?

504
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:55,998
[gasps]
It's Big Baby Pudding Snatcher.

505
00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:57,607
I was wondering where she went.

506
00:15:57,652 --> 00:16:00,001
Big Baby Pudding Snatcher.
Of course.

507
00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:02,134
Why do you call her
Big Baby Pudding Snatcher?

508
00:16:02,177 --> 00:16:03,397
LINDA:
Why do you think, Bob?

509
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,268
Pudding cups,
she snatches them.

510
00:16:05,312 --> 00:16:06,269
From who?

511
00:16:06,312 --> 00:16:07,575
LINDA:
Me, in the alley.

512
00:16:07,618 --> 00:16:09,706
Why are you eating pudding
in the alley?

513
00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:11,230
LINDA: Where else am
I gonna eat it, Bob?

514
00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:13,058
The bathroom?
That's gross.

515
00:16:13,101 --> 00:16:15,625
Let me in there. I'll reason
with her, mom to mom.

516
00:16:15,669 --> 00:16:17,932
She's probably just
hormonal and not sleeping.

517
00:16:17,976 --> 00:16:20,804
And I'm sure she's worried that
her body may never bounce back.

518
00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:22,024
I don't think
that's a good idea.

519
00:16:22,067 --> 00:16:24,157
She seems pretty angry.

520
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,809
Uh, not to put us
back on topic,

521
00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:27,812
but did you happen
to see the egg?

522
00:16:27,855 --> 00:16:29,162
BOB:
Right.

523
00:16:29,205 --> 00:16:30,379
L-Let me look again.

524
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:33,296
Uh, hi.
Sorry to bother you.

525
00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:35,515
Uh, congratulations,
by the way.

526
00:16:35,558 --> 00:16:37,952
What a beautiful
family you have.

527
00:16:37,996 --> 00:16:40,216
I was just looking
for an egg, so...

528
00:16:40,259 --> 00:16:42,304
I see it.
I see the egg.

529
00:16:42,349 --> 00:16:43,610
I'm gonna try and get it.

530
00:16:43,653 --> 00:16:44,873
[raccoon snarls and hisses][Bob screams]

531
00:16:44,915 --> 00:16:46,221
BOB:
Oh, bad idea!

532
00:16:46,265 --> 00:16:48,268
Okay, I think we have a problem.

533
00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:50,182
W-We're-We're not
getting that egg.

534
00:16:50,225 --> 00:16:51,445
We're gonna have
to burn the building down

535
00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:52,923
with Teddy and me inside.

536
00:16:52,967 --> 00:16:54,143
As long as we're together.

537
00:16:54,187 --> 00:16:55,317
GENE: We'll mix
your ashes together

538
00:16:55,361 --> 00:16:56,537
and make
a manly potpourri.

539
00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,412
I miss Dad.
BOB:
I'm right here, Tina.

540
00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:03,934
I know,
but it's not the same.

541
00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:05,067
BOB:
Listen, I need you to find out

542
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:06,894
how to lure raccoons
out of a wall

543
00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:08,330
so I can grab the egg.

544
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:10,333
Somebody, get the laptop.

545
00:17:10,376 --> 00:17:12,640
Look up "raccoon,
babies, wall."

546
00:17:12,682 --> 00:17:14,903
Are you sure we want that
in our search history?

547
00:17:14,945 --> 00:17:17,297
There's such a thing
as search history? Uh-oh.

548
00:17:17,339 --> 00:17:18,689
Uh, I'll-I'll get it.

549
00:17:18,732 --> 00:17:20,169
I'll get the computer.
I'll be, uh...

550
00:17:20,212 --> 00:17:21,257
I might be a minute.

551
00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:23,519
He looks at a lot
of exotic candy online.

552
00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:25,305
Okay, I think
I've got something.

553
00:17:25,347 --> 00:17:28,089
This site says you can
sometimes drive raccoons out

554
00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:31,180
by using what they call
"mild harassment."Keep talking.

555
00:17:31,223 --> 00:17:34,140
Um, they suggest loud music
and flashing lights.

556
00:17:34,182 --> 00:17:36,316
Mm, that doesn't work
to get me out of the tub.

557
00:17:36,358 --> 00:17:38,361
[singing along with radio]:
♪ Amadeus, Amadeus♪

558
00:17:38,404 --> 00:17:41,146
♪ Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus♪

559
00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:43,671
♪ Amadeus, Amadeus,
Amadeus♪

560
00:17:43,713 --> 00:17:45,890
♪ Oh, oh, oh, Amadeus♪

561
00:17:45,933 --> 00:17:47,500
♪ Come and rock me, Amadeus♪♪ Rock me, Amadeus...♪

562
00:17:47,544 --> 00:17:48,806
Are they leaving, Dad?

563
00:17:48,849 --> 00:17:51,243
BOB:
No. Can we try another station?

564
00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:52,114
TEDDY:
No, no, no. It's good.

565
00:17:52,157 --> 00:17:53,768
After this one we can change it.

566
00:17:53,810 --> 00:17:55,551
Are you flashing the light?

567
00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:57,554
I'm flashing it.
I'm-I'm shaking it.

568
00:17:57,597 --> 00:17:58,947
It's not working.

569
00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:00,817
Is there anything else
we can try?

570
00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:02,516
It's not the end
of the world, Dad.

571
00:18:02,558 --> 00:18:04,518
This site says
they will move on their own.

572
00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:05,997
BOB:
What? That's great.

573
00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:08,042
Once the babies
are nine weeks old.

574
00:18:08,086 --> 00:18:09,261
How old are they, Dad?

575
00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:11,176
BOB:
I-I don't know, Tina.

576
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:12,787
They're small babies.

577
00:18:12,829 --> 00:18:15,746
Okay, great. So in one to eight
weeks, this'll all be over.

578
00:18:15,789 --> 00:18:18,357
Ugh, so the only option
is to go grab the egg,

579
00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:21,143
and get my face scratched off
by a rabid raccoon?

580
00:18:21,186 --> 00:18:22,710
LOUISE:
We'll get you a better face.

581
00:18:22,752 --> 00:18:24,364
TINA: You'll finally
make sense with Mom.

582
00:18:24,406 --> 00:18:26,800
She's not rabid, Bob.
She's a mom.

583
00:18:26,844 --> 00:18:29,586
She's looking out for her kids.
It's not her fault.

584
00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:31,935
You're right, Lin.
It's your fault!

585
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,373
What?! My fault?

586
00:18:33,415 --> 00:18:35,505
Yes! You put an
egg in a vent!

587
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:37,333
LINDA: You're just mad
'cause that's my egg in there,

588
00:18:37,376 --> 00:18:38,595
and I won and you know it.

589
00:18:38,638 --> 00:18:40,770
[laughs]
No, this isn't a win.

590
00:18:40,815 --> 00:18:42,990
You don't get to win
when you cheated.

591
00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:45,645
Guys, don't you see?
This is tearing us apart.

592
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:47,169
Bob, you're ruining
the egg hunt.

593
00:18:47,212 --> 00:18:48,431
No, you are!

594
00:18:48,474 --> 00:18:50,780
Stop!
You both ruined it!

595
00:18:50,825 --> 00:18:52,782
The egg hunt isn't fun for us!

596
00:18:52,826 --> 00:18:54,741
It's all about
your stupid competition.

597
00:18:54,785 --> 00:18:56,308
We don't like it!

598
00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:58,180
Louise, I never.

599
00:18:58,223 --> 00:19:00,574
And Tina and Gene
feel the same way.

600
00:19:00,616 --> 00:19:02,228
Okay, she's right, we do.

601
00:19:02,270 --> 00:19:04,230
What?You don't like the egg hunt?

602
00:19:04,272 --> 00:19:07,624
It's not that we don't like it,
it's just that we hate it.

603
00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:09,973
You hate it?

604
00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:12,063
Um, are we supposed
to like it?

605
00:19:12,106 --> 00:19:13,760
I mean, are Easter egg hunts
for kids?

606
00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:15,588
We thought they were
for grown-ups.

607
00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:18,808
Well, then why do you kids do
it then if you hate it so much?

608
00:19:18,853 --> 00:19:20,855
Because it seems like
it makes you happy,

609
00:19:20,897 --> 00:19:22,682
and even though it
makes us unhappy,

610
00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:24,467
we do it and we hate it.

611
00:19:24,510 --> 00:19:26,425
Aw, that's sweet.

612
00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:27,644
Well, I do it for the candy.

613
00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:30,865
Okay, 75% candy, 25% you guys.

614
00:19:30,907 --> 00:19:34,128
I would never eat candy
that was 25% you guys.

615
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,305
BOB: Maybe you
definitely have a point.

616
00:19:36,348 --> 00:19:39,439
We might have gotten carried
away with our egg competition.

617
00:19:39,481 --> 00:19:41,483
I mean, I'm stuck in a wall
with a raccoon,

618
00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:44,443
and Mr. Fischoeder is gonna
burn down our apartment.

619
00:19:44,487 --> 00:19:47,272
So, no more Easter egg hunt?

620
00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:49,012
That's a little extreme.

621
00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:51,493
Maybe we could just cut back
a little, you know?

622
00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:53,496
Yeah, just hide,
like, three eggs.

623
00:19:53,539 --> 00:19:55,454
BOB: Uh, guys, I'm really
glad we worked this all out,

624
00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:58,066
but I'm still in a wall
with an angry raccoon

625
00:19:58,108 --> 00:19:59,675
and a very disgusting egg.

626
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,374
TEDDY:
And me, your best friend.

627
00:20:01,416 --> 00:20:04,115
Right, right, right, the egg
and Big Baby Pudding Snatcher.

628
00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:05,464
[gasps]
That's it.

629
00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:06,509
What?
Pudding.

630
00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:12,253
Teddy, I got the boards up
like you said!

631
00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:13,385
TEDDY:
Great job, Linda!

632
00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:14,691
I knew you'd be good at it.

633
00:20:14,734 --> 00:20:16,301
You've got floorboard hands.

634
00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:17,303
Thank you!

635
00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:19,434
Okay, everybody.
Open your pudding cups.

636
00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:21,175
And drop!

637
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,873
Pudding in the hole!

638
00:20:22,916 --> 00:20:25,223
[raccoon chittering]
[gasps]
I hear her, she's coming.

639
00:20:28,791 --> 00:20:29,967
Dad, now!

640
00:20:30,010 --> 00:20:31,098
We did it!

641
00:20:31,142 --> 00:20:34,057
We're free! We're free!

642
00:20:34,102 --> 00:20:36,059
Oh, God, this egg.

643
00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:37,713
Ugh! [coughs]
The smell.

644
00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:40,194
Give it to me.
I'll take it to the ocean.

645
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,632
Out of the way.
Rotten egg.

646
00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,329
[shouts]

647
00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:45,548
Where's Teddy going?

648
00:20:45,592 --> 00:20:47,420
To throw the egg in the ocean.

649
00:20:47,462 --> 00:20:48,421
It's the circle of life.

650
00:20:48,463 --> 00:20:50,423
I can still smell it.

651
00:20:50,465 --> 00:20:52,076
Dad, you're gonna have
to burn that jumpsuit.

652
00:20:52,119 --> 00:20:53,990
Hey, we should burn
all of Dad's clothes.

653
00:20:54,035 --> 00:20:57,430
Ooh! Fun fashion bonfire,
yes, baby.

654
00:20:57,472 --> 00:21:00,084
No.Yeah, and in your face,
Bob, I won.

655
00:21:00,127 --> 00:21:01,651
♪ Street life♪

656
00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:04,523
♪ Because there's no place
I can go♪

657
00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:06,352
♪ Street life♪

658
00:21:06,394 --> 00:21:09,006
♪ It's the only life I know♪

659
00:21:09,049 --> 00:21:10,529
♪ Street life♪

660
00:21:10,573 --> 00:21:13,576
♪ And there's a thousand cards
to play♪

661
00:21:13,619 --> 00:21:15,011
♪ Street life♪

662
00:21:15,056 --> 00:21:18,232
♪ Until you play
your life away♪

663
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,582
♪ Street life♪

664
00:21:19,625 --> 00:21:21,932
♪ Ba-da-bop-ba-da-ba-da-bop♪

665
00:21:21,976 --> 00:21:24,544
♪ Oh, street life♪

666
00:21:24,586 --> 00:21:27,111
♪ Ba-da-ba!♪

667
00:21:27,154 --> 00:21:28,634
♪ Street life♪

668
00:21:31,376 --> 00:21:33,116
♪ Street life♪

669
00:21:33,161 --> 00:21:35,163
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