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LOUISE:
Tina, wrap it up, huh?

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You've been at
the touch tank forever.

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But I haven't even touched
the sea cucumber.

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He's playing hard to get.

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Have you done
the penny crusher yet?

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Yeah, but I didn't
have a penny,

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so I crushed our house key.

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So, yeah, I think we've done
all there is to do here.

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Oh, hi, Judy.
Feeding time, huh?

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No. Just doing a detail job
on the urchin's anus.

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Good work
if you can get it.

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Sure is, but it looks like

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I won't be able
to do it much longer.

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Why? Did the sea urchin learn
how to brush its own anus?

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No. The aquarium
is shutting down.

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Wait, what?
Huh?
Makes sense.

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The aquarium is shutting down?

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I know.But why?

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Well, it's never been
much of a moneymaker,

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and this year I can't
even pay my taxes.

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But the aquarium can't close.
We love this place. Right?

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I mean, right?

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Eh, we're not as
touchy-fishy as you are.

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Nobody is.

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Question: have you considered
making more money?

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I have. That's why I expanded
the key chain section

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to include my handmade jewelry.

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They make great gifts.

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Well, I mean, they make gifts.

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You just need more people
in here.

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We could try to rustle up
some customers for you.

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We do it all the time
for our family's restaurant.

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Hey, guy walking by,

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do you love aquariums?
Sure you do.

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I can tell by the way you're
avoiding eye contact with me.

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You, lady with the stroller.

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Want to take a break and
sit down for the low, low price

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of four dollars for adults,
two dollars for kids under 12?

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No? Okay.

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Then it's your fault this place
is closing. Monsters.

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And... we cleared
the entire block.

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[laughs]
Okay, have a good one.

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Wait, they tipped you
eight dollars?

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Yup.Geez, that's
a huge tip.

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I-I don't get
tips like that.

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Of course not.

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Wait, why "of course not"?

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Oh, nothing.
Never mind.

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No. What do you mean, Lin?

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Sometimes you can
come off a little surly.

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What?
I'm not surly.
Eh.

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May I suggest gruff?

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Well, you're not conventionally
charming, you know?

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And-And charming's
what gets tips.

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Uh, I think
you're charming, Bob.

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Thank you, Teddy.

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That one time.
Mm.

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I'm just saying
if you wanted some help

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with your customer relations,
I could give you some pointers.

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Uh, I can turn on the charm
if I want to, Lin.

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I can get tips.
Big tips.

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Why don't you, uh,
show us what you got?

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Okay. I will.

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All right.

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BOB: So, how's everyone
doing this afternoon,

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this late afternoon?

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Great, thanks.

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So, uh, the, uh,
the food is good?

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Yes, it is... good.

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Has anyone seen
the weather outside today?

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I-I hear it was...
it was windy earlier

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and then not so windy now.

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Uh-huh.

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Are you okay?

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Yeah. I was just leaning
casually on the...

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I don't know where to lean.

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I'm gonna go let you eat.
I'm gonna leave now.

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Oh, my God,
that was horrible.

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[whispering]:
Terrible.

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You made everyone
so uncomfortable.

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[whispering]:
Everyone.

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All right, I get it.

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Ah, you just need a
little tune-up, is all.

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Luckily, I'm an expert,
so you're in good hands.

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Do not ask us to work
because we've been hustling

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our little tushes off
all morning.

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Oh, yeah?
Where you been?

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At the aquarium.
It's shutting down.

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You mean the key chain store?

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It's an aquarium.

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Oh, the little one
by the ferry?

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Man, I haven't been
there in forever.

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No one has. That's why
they can't pay their taxes.

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Wait, aren't aquariums
nonprofits?

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It's really a key chain
store with fish.

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And you're a body odor
store with burgers.

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Tina!
Sorry. Sorry, Dad.

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It's too bad they're not a
church or a place of worship.

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Then they'd be tax-exempt.

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Wait, churches
don't pay taxes?

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Churches don't pay taxes,
but they're hard to heat,

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so it balances out.

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Interesting.
Right, Tina?

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I mean, I guess.

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I never thought about heating
costs for churches, but sure.

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High ceilings,
all those windows...

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[whistles]

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Not the heating part.
The other part.

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Cooling costs?

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Ugh. Just come with me.

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LOUISE:
And they walk you through it.

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In 12 to 25 easy steps,

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you could become
a tax-exempt place of worship.

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The church of Aquaticism.

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♪ Ah.♪

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Make up a religion?
I don't know.

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Hey, look, I'm not much
of a lyin' Brian myself,

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but if it means keeping
this place open, then we'll do

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what we got to do and take it
to our graves, right?

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So, Judy, are you in?

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Everybody lies on the Internet.
It is not a big deal.

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I figured that
out the hard way.

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Just because a man's e-mail
address has Tony Danza in it

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does not mean
he's Tony Danza.

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So?

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[sighs]
All right.

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Let's do it.
Yeah. Who's the Bossnow?

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Wait, what are we doing?

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Oh, making up a religion
to get out of paying taxes...

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this is giving me queasy knees.

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Yeah, that's how you know
you're doing the right thing.

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Keep going.

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Okay, last question.

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"Please provide a brief history
of the church."

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I don't know.

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All right, all right.

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Aquaticism has been making waves
and touching lives

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for over 30 years.

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It's been a beacon of light
for lost souls ever since

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our founders
first put fingers to fish.

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Judy, type faster, huh?

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"First put fingers
to fish" and?

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And felt a wave
of fulfillment

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and connection
and peace

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and a place to go
after school.

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Judy, could you type
a little faster?

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Okay, okay.
Oh, boy.

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And... submit.

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Sort of surprised you didn't
want to read over it again,

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but bing, bam, boom.

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Congratulations, everyone.

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So... is this place
a church now?

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Did we save the aquarium?

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I think we did.

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[computer chimes]

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What do we got here?

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Aquaticism... All right.

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MAN: What?
Nothing.

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That was easy.
What should we do next?

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Manipulate the stock market?

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[computer beeps]What's this?

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"Thank you for your application.

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"An agent will be in contact

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with you to arrange
an inspection"?

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Well played, IRS.Oh, my God!

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Judy, it's a curveball,
sure, but we can do this.

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What if we can't?

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We could get in serious trouble.

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Who's "we," grown-up?What?

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Don't listen to him,
even though he's right.

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Look at me.
Technically, you only

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have to pass for a church
for what? Like, ten minutes?

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You can do that, can't you?

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Um...
Just got to

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give this aquarium
a church-over.

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Plus a believable
Bible and a brief

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but compelling
religious service.

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Judy, you got this, right?
We're gonna skedaddle.

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Wha...?
No, no, no, no.

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Gene and Louise
and I will help.

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We'll help every step
of the way.

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And when there's only
one set of footprints,

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it means we
stopped helping.

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Bob, watch this;
watch what I do.

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Charm school's
in session.

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I call this the
Tiny Tap with a Hon.

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How's the
burger, hon?
Great.

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All right, hon.

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Three-dollar tip minimum,
I guarantee it.

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Okay. So you
touch customers.

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Yeah. And I say "hon."

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But it's different if I
do it than if you do it.

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What?
That's sexist.

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Try it.
Try it on me.

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Okay.

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Ew.
What was that?

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What? I just touched
your shoulder.

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It's like you put
a wet lizard on me.

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Do it again;
do it better.

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Say... and say "hon."
Okay.

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Hon.
Ugh.

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What?
You know what?

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Don't touch anybody.

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Okay. Did I say the
"hon" right? Or...

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No.
All right, fine.

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I'm gonna go wipe
something down.

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Ew.
With your wet hands.

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Kids, wh-what are you doing
over there?

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Making a religion.
What?

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Doing homework.Oh.

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TINA: Fake religion homework.Wha... Wait, what?

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Nothing.

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I got to say,
this place looks

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pretty much like an aquarium

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with a couple of
religious signs slapped up.

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[laughs]

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But it's not, right?

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What? No.
I mean, it was,

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but it-it's not;
it's a church.

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I mean, we're trying to get it
registered as a church.

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Flanley? Is
that your name?
Yes.

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Is that... Mexican?
No.

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Huh. Would you like to
meet our youth group?

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Uh, oh, okay.

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This is the Aquaticism
Youth Group.

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The Groupers.

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They should talk. Now.

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Yeah, we're the Groupers.

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Our youth group is very active
in the church.

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You know,
it's a wonderful church.

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So wonderful.

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And such a church.

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Go ahead, Agent Flanley,
you can ask me anything

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in front of
the youth group.

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Oh, um...

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I need to see some
Aquaticism literature.

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Oh, we just finished
the literature.

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I mean, reading it.It's so good.

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Eh, it's a
little preachy.

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Uh... Yep.
Ye... See it? Yep.

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So you saw that.Well, I got a
glimpse of it.

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Did you see the drawings?

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Ooh-la-la.

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And that formatting.

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Well, that's about it.Oh, great.

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For the easy questions.

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Onto the tough stuff.Oh, great.

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Okay, yesterday, in charm
school, you were... horrible.

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I-I wasn't that bad.
You were,

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but fortunately for you,
I had an idea.

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We go with
"fun teasing guy."

253
00:08:00,391 --> 00:08:01,872
No touching,
just fun teasing.

254
00:08:02,045 --> 00:08:03,177
I-I can do that.

255
00:08:03,351 --> 00:08:04,571
I mean, I think I
already do that,

256
00:08:04,745 --> 00:08:06,267
but tell me what you
think I should do.

257
00:08:06,442 --> 00:08:08,225
First of all, when you're
talking to the customers,

258
00:08:08,399 --> 00:08:09,706
you give 'em the business.

259
00:08:09,879 --> 00:08:11,360
A smidge of the business,
like this.

260
00:08:11,533 --> 00:08:12,665
Watch this, watch me.

261
00:08:12,839 --> 00:08:14,144
Hey, Teddy, slow down.[grunts]

262
00:08:14,319 --> 00:08:15,625
Your stomach called.

263
00:08:15,798 --> 00:08:17,452
It said your mouth needs
to chew your food.

264
00:08:17,627 --> 00:08:19,889
[laughs, chokes]

265
00:08:20,064 --> 00:08:22,065
[laughing]:
My stomach called.

266
00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:23,720
Ah. That's a good one, Lin. Eh.

267
00:08:23,894 --> 00:08:25,417
Wow, it worked on Teddy.

268
00:08:25,591 --> 00:08:26,940
Bob.
Charm school.

269
00:08:27,115 --> 00:08:28,377
Do it.
Go do it.

270
00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:29,944
Uh, okay.

271
00:08:30,117 --> 00:08:32,293
Hey, h-how's everybody doing?Pretty good.

272
00:08:32,467 --> 00:08:35,123
We're celebrating
Marty's birthday.
Mm-hmm.

273
00:08:35,297 --> 00:08:36,994
He wanted a burger.
Mm-hmm.

274
00:08:37,168 --> 00:08:38,778
[chuckling]:
Well, by the looks of Marty,

275
00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:41,607
it, uh, it may be
his-his last one.

276
00:08:41,782 --> 00:08:43,479
[chuckling]:
Right?

277
00:08:43,653 --> 00:08:44,959
What, do you think
that's funny?

278
00:08:45,133 --> 00:08:47,134
What?No. I'm gonna die soon?

279
00:08:47,308 --> 00:08:48,788
No. I'm-I'm just giving you
the business, sir.

280
00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:50,138
Just a smidge.

281
00:08:50,312 --> 00:08:51,792
Send over the girl
that touches you.

282
00:08:51,966 --> 00:08:53,923
Get outta here.Okay. Lin!

283
00:08:54,097 --> 00:08:55,490
JUDY:
So, when you say

284
00:08:55,664 --> 00:08:56,797
"does your church have

285
00:08:56,971 --> 00:08:58,798
a distinct
ecclesiastical government,"

286
00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:00,801
you mean, do we...

287
00:09:00,975 --> 00:09:03,803
We do, of course,
have all those things.

288
00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:05,500
So much.
Almost too much.

289
00:09:05,674 --> 00:09:07,284
Hey, have we shown you
the touch tank yet?

290
00:09:07,458 --> 00:09:09,113
Okay, we can come back
to that question.

291
00:09:09,287 --> 00:09:10,811
And a bunch of the other ones.

292
00:09:10,985 --> 00:09:12,639
Let me tell you about
this touch tank.

293
00:09:12,812 --> 00:09:14,640
You could come in here no matter
what kind of day you had,

294
00:09:14,815 --> 00:09:16,556
no matter what Tammy told
Jocelyn you did in P.E.,

295
00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:18,296
that you really did
but hoped no one saw--

296
00:09:18,470 --> 00:09:19,688
not nose-picking,
just a quick pick--

297
00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:20,864
you can put your hands
in the tank

298
00:09:21,038 --> 00:09:22,474
for a little while,

299
00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:24,128
and it's like you're a starfish
in a tide pool.

300
00:09:24,302 --> 00:09:26,434
And nothing bothers a starfish
in a tide pool...

301
00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:27,697
except me touching it.

302
00:09:27,870 --> 00:09:29,003
You should give
it a whirl.

303
00:09:29,177 --> 00:09:30,307
No, no, no, no, no.

304
00:09:30,481 --> 00:09:31,658
I don't,
I don't think so, no.

305
00:09:31,831 --> 00:09:33,181
You might like it,
Agent Flanley.

306
00:09:33,355 --> 00:09:34,703
Yeah, get in there.

307
00:09:34,878 --> 00:09:36,313
[laughs]
All right, all right,
for a second.

308
00:09:36,488 --> 00:09:38,533
Oh, that is brisk.Pick up a cucumber.

309
00:09:38,707 --> 00:09:40,014
Oh, oh.
Ooh.

310
00:09:40,187 --> 00:09:41,581
Sorry about that.
Sorry.

311
00:09:41,754 --> 00:09:44,018
I touched your
sea cucumber.
Oh.

312
00:09:44,192 --> 00:09:46,629
Wow! Are they, uh, are they
supposed to be this ugly?

313
00:09:46,802 --> 00:09:48,152
[laughing]:
Or, or is it sick?

314
00:09:48,326 --> 00:09:49,676
Who's to say?

315
00:09:49,850 --> 00:09:51,241
It's true that they're
not very attractive,

316
00:09:51,415 --> 00:09:52,721
and they move
very slowly.

317
00:09:52,895 --> 00:09:54,071
But you know why sea
cucumbers are great?

318
00:09:54,245 --> 00:09:56,116
Uh, no, I don't,
I don't know why.

319
00:09:56,290 --> 00:09:58,553
Because they eat the stuff that
no one else in the ocean wants.

320
00:09:58,727 --> 00:10:00,947
And what they poop out is
cleaner than what they take in.

321
00:10:01,121 --> 00:10:03,037
So basically, these ugly-
slash-beautiful creatures

322
00:10:03,211 --> 00:10:04,995
just go along,
constantly making things better

323
00:10:05,168 --> 00:10:06,692
than when they found it.

324
00:10:06,866 --> 00:10:09,346
I think we could all learn
from the sea cucumber.

325
00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:10,870
Let me tell you something.

326
00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:12,394
You would not believe the crap

327
00:10:12,567 --> 00:10:14,221
that people try
to pass off as religions.

328
00:10:14,395 --> 00:10:16,224
[laughing]:
Yeah.

329
00:10:16,398 --> 00:10:18,529
I mean, how gullible does
everyone think I am?

330
00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:19,923
But this religion,

331
00:10:20,096 --> 00:10:21,229
what you've got here...

332
00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:22,490
is special.It is?

333
00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:23,710
It is.

334
00:10:23,884 --> 00:10:26,625
It's beautiful and thoughtful.

335
00:10:26,799 --> 00:10:29,672
It's answering questions
I didn't even know I had.

336
00:10:29,846 --> 00:10:30,759
Totally, bro.

337
00:10:30,933 --> 00:10:32,109
All right, well,
here you go.

338
00:10:32,283 --> 00:10:33,763
These are all the
tax documents you need

339
00:10:33,937 --> 00:10:35,504
as an official place
of worship.

340
00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:37,245
You're all set.Really?

341
00:10:37,418 --> 00:10:38,594
You remember where you parked?

342
00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:39,551
Uh, do you need help
to your car?

343
00:10:39,725 --> 00:10:40,596
Judy, do you validate?

344
00:10:40,769 --> 00:10:42,032
Only spiritually.

345
00:10:42,206 --> 00:10:43,860
[laughing]
Okay.

346
00:10:44,033 --> 00:10:45,600
Well, this is good-bye,

347
00:10:45,774 --> 00:10:48,211
I guess.
Good-bye.

348
00:10:48,385 --> 00:10:49,909
Yes...You know, I...

349
00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:52,129
[gasping]I can't shake the feeling

350
00:10:52,302 --> 00:10:54,610
that I somehow belong here.

351
00:10:54,783 --> 00:10:57,613
Okay, then.
E-mail us anytime.Oh, look at this.

352
00:10:57,787 --> 00:10:59,962
Your church has
some neat activities lined up.

353
00:11:00,136 --> 00:11:01,748
Singles mixer tomorrow.

354
00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:03,270
That sounds fun.

355
00:11:03,445 --> 00:11:05,447
Oh. Is that tomorrow?

356
00:11:05,620 --> 00:11:08,057
Actually, I think that
schedule's wrong, Judy.

357
00:11:08,231 --> 00:11:09,885
All the singles...
[sputters]

358
00:11:10,059 --> 00:11:11,975
died and then, um...

359
00:11:12,149 --> 00:11:14,282
You know, if it's okay with
you, I-I'd love to dip my toes

360
00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:16,980
into Aquaticism,
so to speak,

361
00:11:17,153 --> 00:11:19,982
and maybe come back
tomorrow, off the clock.

362
00:11:20,157 --> 00:11:22,028
Not as Agent Flanley,
just as Roger.

363
00:11:22,202 --> 00:11:24,509
It's not my name; it's
just what I would come back as.

364
00:11:24,683 --> 00:11:26,467
I'm kidding.
Not about coming back.

365
00:11:26,642 --> 00:11:28,470
I'm coming back.
But about my name.

366
00:11:28,644 --> 00:11:29,775
My name is Roger.

367
00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:31,515
So many jokes all of a sudden.

368
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,779
Yeah, well, I guess I'm nervous.

369
00:11:33,953 --> 00:11:35,346
[nervously]:
I'm not!Can I interject?

370
00:11:35,519 --> 00:11:37,783
We will see you tomorrow, Roger.
If that's your name.

371
00:11:37,957 --> 00:11:39,828
I had trouble following
your very funny joke.

372
00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:42,701
Great! Okay, well, I can't wait
to meet more of the congregation

373
00:11:42,875 --> 00:11:44,312
at the singles mixer. Bye!
I'll see you tomorrow night!No, no, no, no, no, no, no,

374
00:11:44,485 --> 00:11:46,488
no, no, no, no,
no, no, no. Crap.

375
00:11:46,662 --> 00:11:48,229
We don't have
a congregation.

376
00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:49,620
Right. Crap.

377
00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:52,275
[singsongy]:
But we're all single!

378
00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:58,107
Guys, lying about having a fake
church is probably immoral.

379
00:11:58,282 --> 00:12:00,807
And lying to the IRS
is definitely illegal.

380
00:12:00,980 --> 00:12:02,677
Singles mixers
are not illegal,

381
00:12:02,851 --> 00:12:05,681
but if they're good,
they are immoral, am I right?

382
00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:07,682
Dad, come on. We're saving
a small-time aquarium.

383
00:12:07,856 --> 00:12:10,467
And saving souls.
Maybe. You don't know.

384
00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:12,296
It sounds like a really,
really bad idea.

385
00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:13,644
I'm in!Wait, what?

386
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,038
Bless you, Mother.

387
00:12:15,211 --> 00:12:16,386
Eh, it sounds fun.

388
00:12:16,561 --> 00:12:17,692
Singles mixer
for a good cause.

389
00:12:17,866 --> 00:12:19,042
Let's go. Why not?

390
00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:20,696
Uh, because it's fraud?

391
00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:22,350
Right? Anybody?What?

392
00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:24,831
Don't you want to say
you saved an aquarium?

393
00:12:25,004 --> 00:12:27,528
You owe it to the fish. With
all those poops you've flushed

394
00:12:27,702 --> 00:12:30,183
into the ocean.That's not
how flushing works,

395
00:12:30,357 --> 00:12:32,054
but, fine, I'll go.

396
00:12:32,229 --> 00:12:34,014
Mort, Teddy, what do you say?

397
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:36,102
Are you kidding?
I was born single.

398
00:12:36,277 --> 00:12:38,801
I was gonna pick up my mom
at the airport tomorrow night,

399
00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:40,672
but she can take a cab.

400
00:12:40,846 --> 00:12:42,892
She's not that blind. I mean,
she can still see shapes.

401
00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:45,547
And, remember, you're
all devout Aquaticists.

402
00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:47,809
Did I hear something
about a singles mixer?

403
00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:49,681
Because I'm seeing someone
right now,

404
00:12:49,855 --> 00:12:52,423
but I'm always
stacking backups!

405
00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:55,426
♪ ♪Pretty convincing mixer,
huh?

406
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,427
It's awkward and sad.

407
00:12:57,601 --> 00:12:59,691
That feels right.
We might be good here.

408
00:12:59,865 --> 00:13:01,215
C-Can I ask you something?

409
00:13:01,389 --> 00:13:03,216
Where did you find
this amazing jewelry?

410
00:13:03,390 --> 00:13:05,219
It's like fish but jewelry.

411
00:13:05,393 --> 00:13:07,874
I love it.You love the jewelry?

412
00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:10,267
Yeah.Nobody loves the jewelry.

413
00:13:10,441 --> 00:13:12,312
You know,
I make it myself.

414
00:13:12,486 --> 00:13:15,272
You made all these? Did you go
to jewelry school or something?

415
00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:18,100
No. Did you go
to IRS school?

416
00:13:18,274 --> 00:13:19,754
You wish.
[laughs][chuckles]

417
00:13:19,928 --> 00:13:21,712
You wish.You know what, now I'm worried.

418
00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:23,411
This might be going too well.

419
00:13:23,585 --> 00:13:25,413
That guy is having
way too much fun.

420
00:13:25,586 --> 00:13:28,546
Isn't that good?No. He's never
going to leave.

421
00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,548
He's gonna want to come back
week after week

422
00:13:30,721 --> 00:13:32,419
to services
that don't exist.

423
00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:34,596
How long do we have to keep
coming to this place?

424
00:13:34,769 --> 00:13:36,684
Are we gonna have to raise
our children in this church?

425
00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:38,860
Ah!Guys, we got to make him

426
00:13:39,034 --> 00:13:40,950
reconsider
a life of Aquaticism.

427
00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:43,735
Hello, all. Agent Flanley,
you are really starting

428
00:13:43,909 --> 00:13:45,955
to get into this religion,
aren't you?You know, I'm n...

429
00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:48,087
I'm not gonna lie, I'm...
I-I am feeling it.

430
00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:49,740
Yeah. Okay.
Just so you know,

431
00:13:49,915 --> 00:13:52,308
Aquaticism isn't for everyone.

432
00:13:52,482 --> 00:13:54,658
Because
our baptism ceremony is,

433
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,575
well, let's just say,
challenging.

434
00:13:57,749 --> 00:13:58,924
Challenging? How so?

435
00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:00,621
To join Aquaticism,
you have to...

436
00:14:00,796 --> 00:14:02,450
submerge yourself
in the jellyfish tank.

437
00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:04,668
Oh, God, you do?Yeah. D... Judy.

438
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,455
Don't... don't...No, I mean you...
Oh, boy, do you.

439
00:14:07,629 --> 00:14:09,936
Yeah.don't jellyfish sting?

440
00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:11,720
Oh, you better believe it.

441
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:14,504
They sting and sting
and sting and stingOw.

442
00:14:14,678 --> 00:14:16,289
and sting and sting
and sting!Ah. Ah. Ow, ow, ow.

443
00:14:16,463 --> 00:14:17,769
It's awful!

444
00:14:17,943 --> 00:14:19,770
It's like circumcision
for your whole body,

445
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,511
except your penis.

446
00:14:21,686 --> 00:14:23,993
But it's the only way
to show you're truly dedicated.

447
00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:25,647
And also you can't eat
ice cream, you can't go

448
00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:27,388
to the movies, and you have
to sleep in your jeans.

449
00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:30,607
So, yeah, that's Aquaticism
for ya. Have fun at the mixer!

450
00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:32,523
[quietly]:
That should do it.

451
00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:34,786
[sipping]Hello. I'm Bob.

452
00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:36,701
Hello. I'm Linda.

453
00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:38,878
I noticed you
sauntering over here.

454
00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:41,096
Yeah, I noticed
you drinking over here.

455
00:14:41,270 --> 00:14:43,056
Uh, a lot.

456
00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:45,710
Seems like a single fella like
you is using his charm on me.

457
00:14:45,884 --> 00:14:48,148
Is that what I'm seeing?I might be making

458
00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:50,366
a charm-esan sandwich, yeah.

459
00:14:50,540 --> 00:14:51,846
I love sandwiches.

460
00:14:52,020 --> 00:14:54,067
Yeah, well,
you smell like you do.

461
00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:57,070
Thank you. You smell,
uh, interesting.

462
00:14:57,244 --> 00:15:00,028
You got a toothbrush at home
or you still shopping around?

463
00:15:00,202 --> 00:15:01,988
How 'bout I, uh,
use yours?

464
00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:04,033
I have to say...
Bob, was it?

465
00:15:04,206 --> 00:15:06,383
My charm alarm is
ringing off the hook.

466
00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:09,038
Should I let it go to voice
mail and we keep talking?

467
00:15:09,211 --> 00:15:12,346
So, wait, it's an alarm
that has voice mail?

468
00:15:12,519 --> 00:15:13,695
I don't... get it.

469
00:15:13,869 --> 00:15:15,479
Hello, single people
at this mixer

470
00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:16,958
who I've never
met before,

471
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:20,048
or if we have met,
it was casually at services.

472
00:15:20,222 --> 00:15:22,355
I'm Teddy.Hi, Teddy. I'm Bob.

473
00:15:22,529 --> 00:15:25,053
Looking good.
I mean, it's rather tight.

474
00:15:25,227 --> 00:15:26,926
It's from prom.
Not my prom.

475
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:29,580
So, who wants a drink?
You? You? You?

476
00:15:29,754 --> 00:15:31,712
I'll have one!All right.
How 'bout you, Bob?

477
00:15:31,886 --> 00:15:33,758
You want a drink?
You look like you could use one.

478
00:15:33,932 --> 00:15:35,543
Why don't you loosen up?
It's a mixer,[stammers] I don't...

479
00:15:35,716 --> 00:15:37,587
you know what I mean?Teddy, calm down.

480
00:15:37,761 --> 00:15:39,590
What?It's fine, Bob.
It's fun.

481
00:15:39,764 --> 00:15:41,722
It's not fun.No, it's fun! He's...

482
00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:44,203
Well, he hit me on the shoulder,
so I didn't like that.

483
00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:46,683
I'm gonna go...
look at some fish.

484
00:15:46,857 --> 00:15:48,511
Oh, my God! I love this song!

485
00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:50,861
Hey, who wants to touch
the crabs in my touch tank?

486
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:53,299
[laughs]

487
00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:56,085
Linda, look at this! It's
called a Tuscaloosa Twister!

488
00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:58,913
[laughs]
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!Ooh!

489
00:15:59,087 --> 00:16:01,611
So violent
and uncomfortable-looking!Yep!

490
00:16:01,785 --> 00:16:04,267
May I cut in?You get the hell
out of here, Mort!

491
00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:05,789
Dancing away!

492
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,269
I-Is it always like
this at the church,

493
00:16:07,443 --> 00:16:09,097
so fun, so positive?

494
00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:11,100
It sure is, probably!

495
00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:12,797
Well, then I am ready.

496
00:16:12,971 --> 00:16:15,408
You're taking off your shoes.
That's fun.

497
00:16:15,582 --> 00:16:18,280
'Kay.Oh, you're taking off
your... shirt.

498
00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:20,456
Yeah.I'm sure there's
a reason for that.

499
00:16:20,630 --> 00:16:21,719
There we go. [grunts]

500
00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:23,764
Okay, I have a question.

501
00:16:23,938 --> 00:16:26,115
Why did you take off
all your clothes?

502
00:16:26,288 --> 00:16:29,989
Because I am ready
to face my fears.

503
00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:33,383
I am ready to join Aquaticism!Oh.

504
00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:36,255
I am ready
to get into that jellyfish tank!

505
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,998
Yeah! Let's
all get tanked!

506
00:16:41,129 --> 00:16:43,480
No, that's a bad idea.
They'll sting you.

507
00:16:43,653 --> 00:16:44,960
No, I know, I know.

508
00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:47,267
I want them to.
I mean, I don't.

509
00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:48,658
But I want to experience it.

510
00:16:48,832 --> 00:16:50,312
I want to join the church.

511
00:16:50,486 --> 00:16:51,793
Aw, that's beautiful,
but, you know what,

512
00:16:51,966 --> 00:16:53,447
I-I don't think
it's, um...

513
00:16:53,620 --> 00:16:55,274
[clears throat]
stinging season.

514
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:56,754
I don't know if I'll have
the nerve another time.

515
00:16:56,927 --> 00:16:58,842
It's-it's got to be now.

516
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,585
Okay, so do I go into shock?
Is there a medic on hand?

517
00:17:01,759 --> 00:17:02,933
Uh, there's a mortician.

518
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:05,327
Hello!I'm not sure what's happening.

519
00:17:05,501 --> 00:17:08,592
Okay. Here we go. One! Two![protesting]

520
00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:09,680
Aquaticism!

521
00:17:09,854 --> 00:17:11,334
[shouting, gasping]

522
00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:13,336
It's fake! It's fake!
It's all fake!

523
00:17:13,509 --> 00:17:15,946
It's not a real religion! We
lied to get out of paying taxes!

524
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:17,992
Hey, they're not stinging me.

525
00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:20,299
Wait, did you just say
it's all fake?

526
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:23,825
No. Come on out.
Your skin's gonna get all pruny.

527
00:17:23,999 --> 00:17:27,611
No, seriously. Did you just say
Aquaticism is a fake religion?

528
00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:29,178
Can you please
just get out?!

529
00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:32,181
We can talk about this
outside the jellyfish tank!

530
00:17:32,355 --> 00:17:34,488
Don't try to change the subject,
Judy!

531
00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:36,663
IRS guy!
Get out of the tank!

532
00:17:36,837 --> 00:17:38,144
So is this whole place fake?!

533
00:17:38,317 --> 00:17:40,015
Are the jellyfish fake, too?

534
00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:41,972
I guess they are, because
I'm not even getting stu...

535
00:17:42,147 --> 00:17:44,627
Oh! Oh! Oh, God! Oh!

536
00:17:44,801 --> 00:17:47,240
[screaming continues][groaning]

537
00:17:49,415 --> 00:17:51,505
MAN: Agent Flanley, there are
some children here for you.

538
00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:53,201
Did you order three children?

539
00:17:53,375 --> 00:17:56,162
Hmm. No, I didn't.
But send them down.

540
00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:58,685
[whistles]
Must be nice.

541
00:17:58,859 --> 00:18:01,384
So, you guys are
here because...?

542
00:18:01,557 --> 00:18:03,385
We heard you're not gonna
prosecute Judy for tax fraud.

543
00:18:03,559 --> 00:18:06,388
Which is very generous. I mean,
the aquarium is still closing

544
00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:10,045
'cause business stinks, but
better than going to jail. Yay.

545
00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:12,221
So we came to give you
this "We're sorry" card.

546
00:18:12,394 --> 00:18:13,875
We didn't mean
for you to get hurt.

547
00:18:14,048 --> 00:18:15,702
We just wanted you to believe
the church was real.

548
00:18:15,876 --> 00:18:18,792
And then you joined it. And
then we didn't know what to do.

549
00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:21,925
Man, we must have done quite a
job to make a smart guy like you

550
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,232
believe in our fishy shtick.

551
00:18:24,406 --> 00:18:27,105
Well, in retrospect,
there were red flags.

552
00:18:27,279 --> 00:18:29,933
Really,
everything was a red flag.

553
00:18:30,108 --> 00:18:31,848
Even our red flags?Yeah.

554
00:18:32,022 --> 00:18:34,025
I guess I was just blinded...
by Judy.

555
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,767
I mean, she's just really great.

556
00:18:36,941 --> 00:18:39,552
Wait, you had
a crush on Judy?

557
00:18:39,727 --> 00:18:41,729
I did. I thought
I was into Aquaticism,

558
00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:43,904
but I guess I was into Judy.

559
00:18:44,078 --> 00:18:45,515
You should call her!
Go to her.

560
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:47,169
Nah. She doesn't
want to see me.

561
00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:48,865
Plus, I'm very busy.

562
00:18:49,039 --> 00:18:50,912
Excuse me while I apply
my medicated lotion.

563
00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:54,088
Roger, could you not do that?
It's just the smell. I'm sorry.

564
00:18:54,262 --> 00:18:56,569
Right, right. I guess
I'll just itch and be in pain.

565
00:18:56,743 --> 00:18:59,442
Thank you.Okay. We about done here, kids?

566
00:18:59,615 --> 00:19:01,965
No, wait, Roger,
don't give up on Judy.

567
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,619
We may have made a mess
of a fake religion,

568
00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:05,448
but you two sea cucumbers
took it in.

569
00:19:05,622 --> 00:19:07,450
And maybe pooped out love.

570
00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:09,799
Or at least a date. Possibly?

571
00:19:09,973 --> 00:19:12,238
No. As we say
in the IRS,

572
00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:14,108
that case is closed.

573
00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:16,459
Thanks for coming!

574
00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:19,114
Yes! A ten-dollar tip!
Look at this.

575
00:19:19,288 --> 00:19:21,898
Linda,
look at this ten-dollar bill.

576
00:19:22,073 --> 00:19:23,901
Well, how
about that, huh?

577
00:19:24,075 --> 00:19:25,729
You're like
a runaway charm train.

578
00:19:25,903 --> 00:19:27,557
Ooh, excuse me.
Hello. And welcome.

579
00:19:27,730 --> 00:19:28,818
Right this way.

580
00:19:28,992 --> 00:19:30,125
Wow. Look at Bob, huh?

581
00:19:30,298 --> 00:19:31,778
Getting the big tips.Kinda.

582
00:19:31,952 --> 00:19:33,432
[quietly]: That last table
left him two bucks,

583
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:34,912
and I swapped it
out for a ten.

584
00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:36,435
The poor schmuck
needed a win.

585
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:37,959
Especially now
that we're dating, right?

586
00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:40,961
[chuckles] Just kidding,
just kidding. Right?

587
00:19:41,135 --> 00:19:44,269
So, Judy, you think you might
want to give Roger a chance?

588
00:19:44,443 --> 00:19:46,968
Oh, I'm sure he was
just being nice.

589
00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:49,971
He doesn't want to go out
with a tax cheat like me.

590
00:19:50,144 --> 00:19:53,234
We're just gonna take a little
trip to the beach. That's all.

591
00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:54,236
Hi, Judy.

592
00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:55,411
Roger?

593
00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:57,326
I thought
I smelled that lotion.

594
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,633
Y-You know, I-I didn't get
a chance to say some things

595
00:19:59,807 --> 00:20:01,503
the last time
we saw each other.

596
00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:04,159
Yeah, those paramedics
were in such a rush.

597
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:06,161
I had a thought.
That's why I came over.

598
00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:07,944
You could keep this place
in business

599
00:20:08,118 --> 00:20:09,469
by renting it out for parties.

600
00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:10,948
Like the Aquaticism party.

601
00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:12,428
But with less tax fraud.

602
00:20:12,602 --> 00:20:13,646
You think that would work?

603
00:20:13,820 --> 00:20:14,996
Yeah, it's a thought.

604
00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:16,301
Might help your bottom line.

605
00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:17,780
That's accounting talk.

606
00:20:17,954 --> 00:20:20,000
A-Also, kind of unrelated,

607
00:20:20,174 --> 00:20:23,830
would you ever want to get
a cup of coffee with me, maybe?

608
00:20:24,005 --> 00:20:27,182
I mean, we could each get
our own coffee, not just

609
00:20:27,355 --> 00:20:28,617
one cup, where
we're both trying

610
00:20:28,791 --> 00:20:30,968
to drink out of it
at the same time...

611
00:20:31,142 --> 00:20:33,797
Okay. Let's do it!
The two-cup thing.

612
00:20:33,971 --> 00:20:37,192
Or the one. Either
one. I'm open.Great!

613
00:20:37,365 --> 00:20:39,150
I mean, we could do
the two now and then...

614
00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:41,021
Is this going well?
I can't tell.

615
00:20:41,195 --> 00:20:42,893
This is going
really well.

616
00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:45,200
I got to say, Tina, I didn't get
what you saw in this place.

617
00:20:45,374 --> 00:20:48,247
But I-I kind-kinda get it now.

618
00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:51,336
Mm-hmm.You guys want to stay
for a little while

619
00:20:51,510 --> 00:20:53,512
and kinda jellyfish out?

620
00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:55,557
I call that one.
Oh, wait, that one's dead.

621
00:20:55,731 --> 00:20:57,167
I'm gonna look at this one.
Gene, you want

622
00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:58,822
to look at that one?On it!

623
00:20:58,996 --> 00:21:01,868
TEDDY:
♪ Tusca, Tuscaloosa Twister♪

624
00:21:02,042 --> 00:21:04,914
♪ Tusca,
Tuscaloosa Twister♪

625
00:21:05,088 --> 00:21:08,048
♪ Tusca, Tuscaloosa Twister♪

626
00:21:08,222 --> 00:21:10,181
♪ Tusca, Tusca♪

627
00:21:10,355 --> 00:21:12,488
Hey, hey, hey!
Linda, look at this!

628
00:21:12,662 --> 00:21:14,184
Whoa! Whoa!

629
00:21:14,359 --> 00:21:15,403
♪ Cha-cha-cha♪

630
00:21:15,577 --> 00:21:17,188
Wow! Whoa!

631
00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:18,885
♪ Cha-cha-cha,
cha-cha-cha-cha-cha♪

632
00:21:19,059 --> 00:21:20,409
♪ Tusca, Tusca♪

633
00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:23,455
♪ Tusca, Tuscaloosa Twister♪

634
00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:26,546
♪ Tusca,
Tuscaloosa Twister♪

635
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:29,766
♪ Tusca, Tuscaloosa Twister♪

636
00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:31,768
♪ Tusca, Tusca.♪

637
00:21:31,942 --> 00:21:33,901
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